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Speaker 2: Hello.
Speaker 3: I am the producer of MoMA MEA's comedy podcast called Canceled.
Speaker 3: It's hosted by twin sisters Jesse and Claire Stevens. So
Speaker 3: the podcast looks at the wild things that celebrities do
Speaker 3: and assigns charges and sentences to them. So, with the
Speaker 3: US election happening this week and the spotlight on former
Speaker 3: President Donald Trump, here's an episode all about the former
Speaker 3: president and given his many controversies. This is a two
Speaker 3: part series, so a link to part two will be
Speaker 3: in the show notes.
Speaker 4: Enjoy, Hello, and welcome to cancel The podcast asked the
Speaker 4: looks silly celebrity crimes and assience charges and sentences to
Speaker 4: them so we can all move on with our lives.
Speaker 4: I'm Chles Stephens and i am Jesse Stevens, and today
Speaker 4: is part one of two episodes we're doing about reality stuff. Businessman,
Speaker 4: former president and current presidential candidate Donald John Trump. We
Speaker 4: have wanted to do this series for a little while.
Speaker 4: And there was a moment where we went, the time
Speaker 4: is past. Yeah, he's no longer in the zeiki. We went,
Speaker 4: everyone's forgotten. He's not really relevant anymore and now, and
Speaker 4: then Trump said, hold my magahet, I have altered. I
Speaker 4: have some things to say.
Speaker 2: We're dying, we're daying, we need money. Thank you, darling.
Speaker 5: But mister Trump, you're not a nice person. That's true,
Speaker 5: but actually I am.
Speaker 2: I think I am a nice person.
Speaker 4: Now, if you genuinely tried to do a canceled episode
Speaker 4: about mister Donald, you'd be going for a decade. And
Speaker 4: that's the point. This man is so bizarre and silly
Speaker 4: and ridiculous that you forget. You forget all of it,
Speaker 4: so that if someone today were to stop you on
Speaker 4: the street and say, Jesse, why should Donald Trump not
Speaker 4: be president? You're like, I don't know where to start.
Speaker 4: You're like, uh uh, that's part of his genius. It's like, uh,
Speaker 4: make America great again. Yeah, yeah, it's very hard to like,
Speaker 4: I know bad because I kind of vaguely. Then go
Speaker 4: re Apprentice, which is his greatest crime. But it's also
Speaker 4: not not a crime. No, And it's like he sexually
Speaker 4: assaulted everyone. That was ten lifetimes ago. He did have
Speaker 4: for everyone. Obviously, there are his actual crimes. Just for example,
Speaker 4: in May this year, oh I forgot, a jury in
Speaker 4: New York found Trump guilty on thirty four felony counts
Speaker 4: of falsifying business records related to a hush money payment
Speaker 4: to Stormy Daniels. Imagine how many felons accounts if silliness
Speaker 4: was also a crime, and if he was in the
Speaker 4: council courtroom, which now he is. Yeah, wow, charge charge,
Speaker 4: charge sentence. This made him the first former US president
Speaker 4: to be convicted of a crime. He has also been
Speaker 4: indicted on fifty four other felony counts related to his
Speaker 4: mishandling of classified documents. That's a big thing that like
Speaker 4: the documents you have in your president are quite private,
Speaker 4: and he did not actually sound very interesting to me.
Speaker 4: It's like to be completely honest, and I did follow this.
Speaker 4: There is a number of felony counts we get to
Speaker 4: where I check out and I go, how much does
Speaker 4: a felony count even matter? If we can get fifty
Speaker 4: four of them? Exactly. And it's like, if Joe Biden
Speaker 4: or Kamala Harris was accused of one thing, I'd be like, oh, oh,
Speaker 4: what is a criminal? Yeah, he's accused of fifty four
Speaker 4: on top of what he's already been found guilty of,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, oh, it's a bit of a blur.
Speaker 4: He's also been indicted on felony counts related to his
Speaker 4: efforts to overturn the twenty twenty presidential election. Remember when
Speaker 4: he just threw his hands up and rejected democracy. Yeah,
Speaker 4: people have to keep reminding everyone. It's like he's a
Speaker 4: threat to democracy. And everyone's like, you can't just accuse
Speaker 4: someone of being a threat to democracy. And he's like, no,
Speaker 4: he tried to say that votes don't count. It's like, no,
Speaker 4: he did try and do that. That's actually true. He
Speaker 4: didn't attend Biden's inauguration. He incided a riot. He insided.
Speaker 4: I went very quiet about him. He straight up was like,
Speaker 4: if I lose doesn't count. He said, if I lose
Speaker 4: doesn't count, incited riot and then said that was actually
Speaker 4: a lot like Martin Luther King. And it wasn't a
Speaker 4: lot like Martin Luther King. It was the opposite yes.
Speaker 2: The people of January sixth were treated very unfairly. I
Speaker 2: was at the Washington Monument, I was at the whole thing.
Speaker 4: I had crowds.
Speaker 2: I don't know who's ever had a bigger crowd than
Speaker 2: I have, but I had it many times, the biggest
Speaker 2: crowd I've ever spoken. I've spoken to the biggest crowds.
Speaker 2: Nobody's spoken to crowds bigger than me. If you look
Speaker 2: at Martin Luther King when he did his speech, his
Speaker 2: great speech, and you look at ours, seem same everything,
Speaker 2: same number of people. If not, we had more, and
Speaker 2: you look at the picture of his crowd my career,
Speaker 2: we actually had more people.
Speaker 4: In civil proceedings. He's been found liable for sexual abuse
Speaker 4: and defamation in twenty twenty three, defamation in twenty twenty four,
Speaker 4: and financial fraud in twenty two se Definiteat's nothing. A
Speaker 4: man's walking around being potentially the next president of the
Speaker 4: United States. What does a defamation ruling even mean? Why
Speaker 4: can you be currently in court and also a criminal
Speaker 4: and also be maybe going to be president. Yeah, it's like,
Speaker 4: what are you doing after court today? I'm going to
Speaker 4: my rally to become presidents? Yeah, and then it's like
Speaker 4: you're leaving a rally and ever run's like, oh you
Speaker 4: need to leave early, and it's like, yeah, I got
Speaker 4: a court date. I got to go to court this
Speaker 4: just so the same run. Before his career in politics,
Speaker 4: he and his businesses had been plaintiffs, you know what,
Speaker 4: or defendants. He's a slashy Yeah, slashy. He's always been
Speaker 4: the ultimate slashy. Yeah yeah, because he's been businessman, reality
Speaker 4: TV star. But Fellon fellon as the additional slash for
Speaker 4: his say truth social account where you have to say
Speaker 4: who you are as a little bio maybe even on
Speaker 4: his LinkedIn Fellon with a lot of little dot points.
Speaker 4: Quite nice. Yes. So, he and his businesses have been
Speaker 4: plaintiffs or defendants in more than four thousand legal actions,
Speaker 4: including six business bankruptcies. He continues to say, I have
Speaker 4: never been bankrupt. He has never been bankrupt because his
Speaker 4: businesses have gone bankrupt. That's why you create a business
Speaker 4: so that if you go bankrupt, it's the business that
Speaker 4: goes bankrupt, not you. You can't say I understand it, yep.
Speaker 4: But we are not here to talk about actual crimes. No, no, no,
Speaker 4: we trust that the court of law will follow them up,
Speaker 4: look at the paperwork and so on, do we because
Speaker 4: the court of law does do that. But then there
Speaker 4: is no concertin I think there are consequences. Just one
Speaker 4: of the consequences isn't anything to do with running for
Speaker 4: president or going to jail. No, we're here to talk
Speaker 4: about social crimes, cultural crimes, crimes against the vibe. They're
Speaker 4: the crimes we'll be looking at. Even still, you could
Speaker 4: look at those crimes forever. So this is not exhaustive.
Speaker 4: Oh how did you come up with your scope? It
Speaker 4: is simply for the laughs. Okay, you were guided by
Speaker 4: your nose. I was guided by my nose. Is the
Speaker 4: only way to explain it. Let us not Anny, good judge,
Speaker 4: Let us begin. Donald John Trump is seventy eight years old.
Speaker 4: He was elected the forty fifth president of the United
Speaker 4: States in twenty sixteen, and when he was inaugraded in
Speaker 4: twenty seventeen, he became the only US president without prior
Speaker 4: military or government experience. Absolutely none, nada, zero, unqualified. He's
Speaker 4: also the only US president to have been impeached twice.
Speaker 4: In twenty nineteen for abuse of power and obstruction of
Speaker 4: Congress after he pressured Ukraine to investigate Joe Biden just
Speaker 4: sounds so bizarre, and in twenty twenty one for incitement
Speaker 4: of insurrection. He was born in New York, and he
Speaker 4: went to a private school and then studied economics at
Speaker 4: the University of Pennsylvania. We don't know what he was
Speaker 4: like at school, because in twenty fifteen, his lawyer threatened
Speaker 4: Trump's colleges, his high school, and the college board with
Speaker 4: legal action if they released his academic records. That's not
Speaker 4: a good reflection on your academic record. People don't do
Speaker 4: that on it's high distinctions or ipluses or fine or fine.
Speaker 4: During the Vietnam War in the sixties, Trump avoided being
Speaker 4: drafted into the Armed forces by saying he was a
Speaker 4: college and claiming to have bone spurs. I'm bone spurs
Speaker 4: is what my good friend Nadal has in his name. Well,
Speaker 4: he is a profession He plays elite tennis with his
Speaker 4: bone spurs. Where were Trump's bone spurs? Okay he didn't. No,
Speaker 4: I'm all for people getting out of here. Has a
Speaker 4: bone spur neck in his neck? Yes, Oh, he'd never
Speaker 4: get out of dadtry service. Bit Dad's in his sixties.
Speaker 4: I'm all for people bludging their way out of military service. Oh,
Speaker 4: I respect it, But I feel like, if you are
Speaker 4: going to be the person to deploy the military as president,
Speaker 4: oh you got him, you got chaff, be willing to
Speaker 4: serve in it. Do you not think? Okay, here's the issue.
Speaker 4: It's not like he was a conscientious objector. No, he
Speaker 4: didn't go. I don't believe in combat. I don't believe
Speaker 4: in war. I'm actually going to protest against It's what
Speaker 4: he did is he lied about his bone spur, which
Speaker 4: I think that if you ask him a few questions
Speaker 4: about where and what, let's just say, has a bone
Speaker 4: spur come up since and he does constantly claim to
Speaker 4: be in perfect health and he's never brought up his
Speaker 4: bone spurs. So how's the spur going? Dad's in his neck.
Speaker 4: So maybe Trump has a very sore neck. Maybe it
Speaker 4: has limited his tennis career, although I think if he
Speaker 4: had a bone spur would have limited his golf game. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and according to him, it has not. He has a great,
Speaker 4: great handicap.
Speaker 2: I just won two club championships, not even senior, two
Speaker 2: regular club championships. To do that, you have to be
Speaker 2: quite smart, and you have to be able to hit
Speaker 2: the ball a long way.
Speaker 4: And I do it, but I guess him getting out
Speaker 4: of military service is probably the first example of what
Speaker 4: we'll see as a theme him being a lazy boy.
Speaker 2: Lazy boy, boy, boy boy.
Speaker 4: Welcome to the Castle court Room, Trump, You are in
Speaker 4: good company. Trump has been married three times and has
Speaker 4: five children. He spent most of his career as the
Speaker 4: president of his father's real estate business. He renamed it
Speaker 4: the Trump Organization and focused the company on building and
Speaker 4: renovating skyscrapers, hotels, casinos, and golf courses. He became famous
Speaker 4: in the entertainment world as an owner of the Miss Universe,
Speaker 4: Miss USA and Missed Teen USA beauty pageants, then as
Speaker 4: creator and host of The Apprentice, which was a brilliant show.
Speaker 4: Is that still on? It had like a different host.
Speaker 4: It's on in lots and lots of different countries, and
Speaker 4: there's like Celebrity Apprentice and all of that. I don't
Speaker 4: know if it was actually his brainchild. Well we'll get oh, okay,
Speaker 4: but I loved The Apprentice, Jesse. In part one, we're
Speaker 4: going to discuss all the cooked things Trump did pre
Speaker 4: presidency and during his election campaign. Then in part two
Speaker 4: next week, we're going to discuss all the things you
Speaker 4: forgot he did as president. Oh no, and they're really funny.
Speaker 4: Some of them are. They're funny because he's not currently
Speaker 4: the president. Yeah, so it feels retrospective, yes, and there
Speaker 4: are like memes and stuff. Yeah. But then there's also
Speaker 4: like that time he just stopped the government from functioning.
Speaker 4: Remember the government was so funny. Lazy boy, lazy boy, boy,
Speaker 4: boy boy. My structure for today is as follows. Lying
Speaker 4: about his money, books and TV, Trump university, health beliefs,
Speaker 4: and politics and the campaign. I vaguely know about some
Speaker 4: of these things. Lying about his money, Trump likes to
Speaker 4: say that his career began with a small loan of
Speaker 4: just one million dollars from his father. He says he
Speaker 4: had to pay that loan back with interest. But Trump
Speaker 4: was a millionaire by the time he was eight, and
Speaker 4: we know that he borrowed at least sixty million USD
Speaker 4: from his father, mostly failed to pay it back, and
Speaker 4: then got another four hundred and thirteen million USD from
Speaker 4: his father's company. A report in twenty sixteen found that
Speaker 4: compared to the stock market and property in New York,
Speaker 4: Trump's investments underperformed. Essentially, you would have been better off
Speaker 4: just investing that money than Donald Trump having it and
Speaker 4: doing his business. If Donald Trump is Wall Street, he's
Speaker 4: nineteen twenty nine. Yeah, he's a Wall Street crash. He's
Speaker 4: a great depression. In twenty eighteen, he and his family
Speaker 4: were reported to have committed tax fraud to avoid paying
Speaker 4: hundreds of millions of dollars in taxes on the real
Speaker 4: estate fortune that was passed down from their father. Trump's
Speaker 4: tax returns from nineteen eighty five to nineteen ninety four
Speaker 4: show net losses totaling one point one seven billion. The
Speaker 4: losses were higher than those of almost every other American
Speaker 4: tax payer. That actually amazing. Actually that's a lot of
Speaker 4: money to lose. But none of that matters. What matters
Speaker 4: is that, according to journalist Jonathan Greenberg, donald Trump called
Speaker 4: him in nineteen eighty four, pretending to be a fictional
Speaker 4: person from the Trump organization called John Barron. This mister
Speaker 4: John falsely claimed that Donald Trump owned more than ninety
Speaker 4: percent of his father's business in order to try to
Speaker 4: get him a higher ranking on the Forbes four hundred
Speaker 4: list of wealthy Americans. Greenberg then found that Forbes vastly
Speaker 4: overestimated Trump's wealth and wrongly included him on three of
Speaker 4: the different lists. So like on Rich List, yes, because
Speaker 4: they had testimony from some man named John Baron saying
Speaker 4: Donald Trump is actually no, no, no, okay, Trump makes that
Speaker 4: call it Trump. Okay, just Chump's voice.
Speaker 2: Hello, it's Trump, yeah, okay.
Speaker 4: And John Baron his my names. John. He didn't even,
Speaker 4: he didn't even, he didn't even try. But just it's
Speaker 4: John Brump, Donald Trump. Mate. No, he's so rich. Put
Speaker 4: that in your article tax go on, go on, write it.
Speaker 4: How much money does he have? One billions of them.
Speaker 6: One hundred billion dollars.
Speaker 4: Trump, Donald Trump, gets that to work and stop calling. Okay,
Speaker 4: I have more phone calls to Ma. The next call
Speaker 4: is to Wikipedia. Moving on to books and TV, Donald Trump,
Speaker 4: I'm going to try and do a Donald Trump boy.
Speaker 4: Donald Trump has written many, many books. It's hard to
Speaker 4: say how many, but it's nineteen. He's prolific. Yeah, he's
Speaker 4: like Alexander Hamilton the one. His first book, The Art
Speaker 4: of the Deal, was a New York Times bestseller. While
Speaker 4: Trump was credited as co author, the entire book was
Speaker 4: written by Tony Schwartz. According to the New Yorker, the
Speaker 4: book made Trump famous as an emblem of the successful
Speaker 4: tycoon one lazy boy Trump, you didn't write your own book, lazy.
Speaker 2: Boy, boy, boy boy too.
Speaker 4: Tony Schwartz really wants that book re kind of labeled
Speaker 4: as fiction. He's a campaigned for that. Yeah. During his
Speaker 4: presidential campaign announcement in twenty fifteen, Trump said, we need
Speaker 4: a leader that wrote the Art of the Deal. And
Speaker 4: it's like, okay, where's Dony. The Art of the Deal
Speaker 4: explains the power of psychology and deception, which Trump calls
Speaker 4: bravado or truthful hyperbole. That's what he says made him
Speaker 4: successful in real estate. He talks about things like having
Speaker 4: a construction crew drive machinery back and forth on a
Speaker 4: site so that the visiting board of directors thinks that
Speaker 4: the work is further along than it is. Is that
Speaker 4: fraud and he instructed a supervisor, if necessary, have the
Speaker 4: bulldozers dig up dirt on one side of the site
Speaker 4: and dump it on the other. You're a weasel. You're
Speaker 4: a little manipularity weasel. He offers business advice, such as
Speaker 4: the best way to ask for a raise is to
Speaker 4: wait for the right time. Do you find that helpful?
Speaker 4: When's the right time? He says like, I guess you'll know.
Speaker 4: I don't think Trump like someone people ask him for
Speaker 4: a raise, And I don't think he asked for a raise.
Speaker 4: I think that his dad just gives him sixty million
Speaker 4: dollars on a Monday. Yes. He also says people should
Speaker 4: always be encouraged to follow their dreams, but realized that
Speaker 4: a lot of time and money can be wasted chasing
Speaker 4: dreams that just weren't meant to be true. If you're
Speaker 4: my kids, for example, you can chase your dreams like Evunka.
Speaker 4: If you're one of my employees and you want to
Speaker 4: chase your dreams, maybe get back into your box then, Jesse.
Speaker 4: Speaking of business endeavors, There's The Apprentice. Trump co produced
Speaker 4: and hosted The Apprentice for fourteen seasons. It was incredible
Speaker 4: just over twenty years ago. The first episode aired, it
Speaker 4: was called Meet the Billionaire, and it attracted eighteen million viewers.
Speaker 4: Twenty eight million watched the season finale. It won an Emmy.
Speaker 4: Trump became internationally famous for his catchphrase you're fired.
Speaker 2: You're fired, You're fired, You're fired, You're fired, You're fired, and.
Speaker 4: It elevated him to someone who came across as really
Speaker 4: common sense and authoritative and fair. You've got to admit,
Speaker 4: Like we watched it as kids. We would sit there
Speaker 4: in front of the TV drinking Milo and we would
Speaker 4: just say you fired, you fired, your fired, and remember
Speaker 4: the opening credits, Money Morning, Money, morn. We'd walk around
Speaker 4: the house and yeah, in money, and mom and dad
Speaker 4: would be like, we don't have the message of this show.
Speaker 4: We're like, huy, and we're walking down the streets of
Speaker 4: New York just like throwing monopoly money around, and we're like,
Speaker 4: I want to be in the boardroom. What do you
Speaker 4: want to sell? I don't know, I don't know, but
Speaker 4: you're fired. And we would do a lot of that. Now.
Speaker 4: According to one of the producers on the show, people
Speaker 4: working on it had to sign expansive non disclosure agreements
Speaker 4: that promised to find a five million dollars and jail
Speaker 4: time if they shared what happened. Jesse. The original idea
Speaker 4: was to have a new billionaire each season. Oh, it
Speaker 4: wasn't that Trump would just be a certified billionaire, because
Speaker 4: it sounds like, well, no, this is that thing. Let's
Speaker 4: not pretend we understand money, because this is this is
Speaker 4: what I understand. It's always like I went bankrupt and
Speaker 4: now I'm buying a jet, and then it's like, Kylie
Speaker 4: Jenner's a billionaire. Okay. In my mind, if Kylie Jenner
Speaker 4: is a billionaire, if I were to say to her,
Speaker 4: right now, let's go to combank, you know, you go
Speaker 4: to an ATM, and it could be like, what's in
Speaker 4: my account? What comes up is one and maybe seven zeros?
Speaker 4: Could I tell you nine zeros, more zeros than I've
Speaker 4: ever seen, And I go, boom, You're a billionaire. If
Speaker 4: it's one dollar less, you're not a billionaire. But in
Speaker 4: my mind, you've got to be able to withdraw that
Speaker 4: cash now, and from combat and from Combank specifically. Yes,
Speaker 4: I don't understand stocks. I don't understand shares. I don't
Speaker 4: understand equity or assets. I don't understand business, don't understand
Speaker 4: lip kids, don't understand Trump towers. So in my mind,
Speaker 4: if they're selling him as a billion he has I
Speaker 4: think it's technically referred to as liquid. Yeah, liquid funds.
Speaker 4: He's got to have some liquid. Yeah, it's just sitting
Speaker 4: there now. This information that I'm about to share about
Speaker 4: The Apprentice comes from a producer who wrote this huge
Speaker 4: expose so apparently they tried to get several different people
Speaker 4: for the first season, and Trump was the only one
Speaker 4: who said yes, pretty much that whole scene else. Do
Speaker 4: you think they tried to get the Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos,
Speaker 4: this is it. Billionaires are busy, billionaire's busiest. And Trump
Speaker 4: was the only one who was like, let me look
Speaker 4: at my calendar. I am absolutely praid. Did you want
Speaker 4: to film in March April?
Speaker 5: May?
Speaker 4: Just let me check. I am free in June and July,
Speaker 4: and I've got an opening in August, September, October, and
Speaker 4: then I am on break November, December, jan So I'm
Speaker 4: probably pretty open. And by that I mean I worked
Speaker 4: two hours a week, so that's what I might film.
Speaker 4: But it's like any billionaire you can think of. It's
Speaker 4: like Elon Musk, like they generally have things to do,
Speaker 4: have a what I would call a packed day job.
Speaker 4: Not Trump. Now. Pretty much that entire first season was scripted,
Speaker 4: and this producer writes about how you couldn't let Trump
Speaker 4: just go because he got confused by the names of people,
Speaker 4: by what he was meant to do. Apparently, in the
Speaker 4: first like thing where they're in the boardroom, he is
Speaker 4: like really unclear, eying like whoa wait is somebody fired?
Speaker 4: Like what's the deal? And then Trump like mumbled like yeah,
Speaker 4: I would have fired that person, and the producer had
Speaker 4: to be like, I think you should point at them
Speaker 4: and say you'll fire the clarity and then Trump and
Speaker 4: then Trump did that, and then it was very like
Speaker 4: Mark Holden, Yes, it was very that. Yes. Well, Trump
Speaker 4: years later then tried to trademark you're fired, and it
Speaker 4: was unsuccessful because he didn't come up with it. No,
Speaker 4: it's said all the time in workplaces around the world. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but also he didn't even come up with it, which
Speaker 4: is similarly this seems to be a billionaire trend. If
Speaker 4: you will. Kylie tried to trade mark Kylie, this is
Speaker 4: a thing. Stop trying to trademark things. And he's already
Speaker 4: got a billion dollars. Why do you need more funds?
Speaker 5: Crass and Shine.
Speaker 4: Apparently they're behind. If anyone needs to trademark things, it's
Speaker 4: poor people, it's us. Yes, we should trademark canceled, except
Speaker 4: we can't because there's another cancel podcast more successful than now.
Speaker 4: I know. We probably should have trademarks canceled. We could
Speaker 4: use some business advice from Trump. Apparently there are behind
Speaker 4: the scenes tapes full of blatant racism, misogyny, like just
Speaker 4: disgusting behavior from the Apprentice, and there's always been talked
Speaker 4: about whether they will come out because they're really, really bad.
Speaker 4: Another big part of Trump's entertainment career was his ownership
Speaker 4: of the Miss Universe organization. From nineteen ninety six to
Speaker 4: twenty fifteen, he co owned the Miss Universe organization, which
Speaker 4: also included the Miss Us and Missed Teen USA pageants.
Speaker 4: When he first bought it, he publicly ridiculed a nineteen
Speaker 4: year old Miss Universe winner for putting on five kilograms
Speaker 4: on camera, he said.
Speaker 6: Alicia is like me, and like a lot of other people.
Speaker 5: I love to eat.
Speaker 6: We all love to eat, not all of us, some
Speaker 6: of you are lucky, but we eat.
Speaker 5: We like to eat.
Speaker 6: And she had tremendous pressure put on her with the
Speaker 6: win and everything else. Plus she was going from country
Speaker 6: to country, all foreign places, and there was a huge
Speaker 6: amount of pressure. And some people when they have pressure,
Speaker 6: don't eat, and some people when they have pressure eat
Speaker 6: too much, like me, but like Alicia.
Speaker 4: When he got called out for that, that got resurfaced
Speaker 4: during his twenties. He's trying to build rapport with Alisha. Yeah,
Speaker 4: he's like, we're the same. No, We're not the same.
Speaker 4: When he got called out for that during his twenty
Speaker 4: sixteen presidential campaign, he said she had gained a massive
Speaker 4: amount of weight. It was a real problem. Did you
Speaker 4: say five pounds kilos by five kilos? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah. He also so falsely tweeted that she was involved
Speaker 4: in a sex stage. Oh okay, that wasn't a thing.
Speaker 4: In twenty thirteen, he brought the competition to Russia. He tweeted,
Speaker 4: do you think Putin will be going to the Miss
Speaker 4: Universe pageant? If so, will he become my new best
Speaker 4: friend m During his political career, he referenced this event
Speaker 4: in Russia. He told Fox News, I know Russia. Well,
Speaker 4: I had a major event in Russia a few years
Speaker 4: ago which was a big, big, incredible event. Sir, it
Speaker 4: was a Miss Universe. Do you think it's lucrative? Because
Speaker 4: I'm thinking about what I would spend my money on
Speaker 4: if I was a billionaire, and in terms of what
Speaker 4: I would invest in, what I would buy, Miss Universe
Speaker 4: seems like a bit of a sinking ship. Yeah, No,
Speaker 4: it was Okay. It was like over the time he
Speaker 4: had it, it lost its value. I also think that
Speaker 4: it's quite a time investment because it takes a lot
Speaker 4: of Like he was often just there with his arms
Speaker 4: around with him but again he was free. Yeah, I
Speaker 4: don't get how it like grows in value. No, what
Speaker 4: do they call it when something is scalable? Yeah, it's not.
Speaker 4: So you have a scalable product. Well, I guess you
Speaker 4: could just make more and more pageants. But I think
Speaker 4: what he wasn't counting on was that women are busy.
Speaker 4: So I think he was like, we just need all
Speaker 4: women to be in pad.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 4: But this is something I've often said about people who
Speaker 4: don't have a lot on. They can't comprehend that other
Speaker 4: people have a full week. They're the type of people
Speaker 4: who I have a friend, love him, but he will
Speaker 4: call me at midday on a Chuesday because it doesn't
Speaker 4: a lot on. That's Trump. Yeah, So he's like, well,
Speaker 4: why wouldn't women be in Miss Universe pageants? Well, you
Speaker 4: know they're working full time now, yeah, or they've got families,
Speaker 4: they've got things on during the week, what type of things? Okay, Trump,
Speaker 4: this is the problem. This is why you need a
Speaker 4: day drum. Yeah, well I'm doing Apprentice. Well that only
Speaker 4: shot for two months, and now you've got a big
Speaker 4: ten month free calendar again. And that's why you are
Speaker 4: organizing a holiday to Russia. He was asked whether he
Speaker 4: met with Putin when he was in Russia, and he
Speaker 4: just said, I got to meet a lot of people,
Speaker 4: and he said, and you know what, they want to
Speaker 4: be friendly with the United States. Wouldn't it be nice
Speaker 4: if we actually got along with somebody. And to that,
Speaker 4: I say, sir, the Gold War. You need to be
Speaker 4: more aware of history. Yeah, I don't think he has
Speaker 4: much context for that. Like, I don't think he understood.
Speaker 4: He was like, what's everyone's problem with Russia anyway? And look,
Speaker 4: I don't have a problem with like Russians. No, but
Speaker 4: I think that probably in the last say, two three years,
Speaker 4: Russia has done some questionable things, such as the invasion
Speaker 4: of Ukraine, and someone ought to tell Trump or else
Speaker 4: he's going to stage another Miss Universe there with his
Speaker 4: friend Putin. I think he thinks Putin is his first name.
Speaker 4: I agree, And there has been tensions between the US
Speaker 4: and Russia for decades now. He's quite profound, Yeah, quite
Speaker 4: profound speaking of media. During a March two thousand and
Speaker 4: six appearance on the View with his daughter Ivanka, Donald
Speaker 4: Trump was asked how he would react if Playboy would
Speaker 4: ever feature Ivanka's picture on its cover. Weird question, and
Speaker 4: he said, question, I don't think she'd do that inside
Speaker 4: the magazine.
Speaker 5: Although she very nice figure.
Speaker 2: I've said that if Evanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd
Speaker 2: be dating her.
Speaker 4: It's so weird. May that's a really odd thing to say.
Speaker 4: I think sometimes he does say something really weird. I
Speaker 4: don't know if he's aware that it's weird after it
Speaker 4: comes out of his mouth, Like, do you think that
Speaker 4: as he said it, he went no, I think I
Speaker 4: don't think I nailed that. I don't think that's what
Speaker 4: came out weird. Trump University. Trump University was a real
Speaker 4: estate training program that ran from two thousand and five
Speaker 4: to twenty ten. Was it a pyramid scheme? Because that
Speaker 4: sounds like a Pyramids game? Is that just like an
Speaker 4: MLM Pyramids game situation? How dare you call it a
Speaker 4: pyramid schame? But it sounds pyramidy. It's a bait and
Speaker 4: switch scheme. Oh, it's different. It is more clearly fraudulent.
Speaker 4: It is also fraudulent and incredibly obvious leading. It didn't
Speaker 4: do what it said it was going to do. Okay,
Speaker 4: all right, So it was operated by the Trump Organization,
Speaker 4: and in twenty eleven, after multiple investigations, it stopped its operations. Now,
Speaker 4: it was founded in two thousand and four by Donald Trump,
Speaker 4: and it offered courses in real estate, asset management, entrepreneurship,
Speaker 4: and wealth creation. Number one problem with Trump University was
Speaker 4: not a university by any definition of the word universe.
Speaker 4: Could you get like a diploma or a degree or
Speaker 4: not any It was not an accredited university or college.
Speaker 4: It conducted three and five day seminars often called retreats,
Speaker 4: and it used high pressure tactics to sell them to
Speaker 4: its customers. Those just a business. Yes, it didn't offer
Speaker 4: college credit. It didn't grant degrees or grade its students.
Speaker 4: It has since been called a massive scam. Trump University
Speaker 4: was also the subject of two class action lawsuits, and
Speaker 4: they centered around the fact that the university defrauded its
Speaker 4: students by using misleading marketing practices and engaging in really
Speaker 4: aggressive sales tactics. Trump claimed that students gave the courses
Speaker 4: ninety eight percent were favorable reviews, but when investigations spoke
Speaker 4: to former students, it turned out that employees of the university,
Speaker 4: which wasn't a university, pressured students to give favorable reviews
Speaker 4: and then told them they had to fill out those
Speaker 4: forms to get their graduation certificates. See, that's one of
Speaker 4: the tricks they teach it Trump. Yeah, it's called how
Speaker 4: to be a trick Star. It's yeah, and number one
Speaker 4: is don't give them their fake degree until they've said
Speaker 4: you're good at it. Yeah. Yeah, honestly, switch it was
Speaker 4: just practicing what it was. You know what it's like.
Speaker 4: It's not quite like this because it's more intense. But
Speaker 4: it's like when you get out of an uber and
Speaker 4: the uber driver gives you a really like deep stare
Speaker 4: and says, please give me five stars. Where were we
Speaker 4: the other nive that's right, and someone said their uber
Speaker 4: driver canceled. Yeah, your Uber driver canceled and then called
Speaker 4: you and threatened you and said you need to cancel
Speaker 4: on me because I've been downgraded because of how often
Speaker 4: I canceled. It's like, that sounds like a whole lot
Speaker 4: of your problem. That's very Trump University. He went to
Speaker 4: Trump University, and he was like, what I'm going to
Speaker 4: do is threaten you into not only saying you canceled,
Speaker 4: but also giving me a five star instruction for the
Speaker 4: Trump University program usually began with an introductory seminar in
Speaker 4: a rented space like a hotel ball and at that seminar,
Speaker 4: students were urged to sign up for additional classes, and
Speaker 4: they ranged from one thousand, four hundred and ninety five
Speaker 4: dollars seminars to thirty five thousand dollars gold elite programs.
Speaker 4: Many students paid those fees for lessons from experts who
Speaker 4: were kind of marketed to be hand picked by Donald Trump,
Speaker 4: so he really used his whole apprentice persona to be like,
Speaker 4: you're going to hear from Richard Branson. Yeah, yeah, And
Speaker 4: Trump himself appeared in adverts boasting that the customers or
Speaker 4: clients would make a million dollars in a year. Many
Speaker 4: never made any profits and struggled because they were in
Speaker 4: debt after maxing out their credit cards because they were
Speaker 4: sold to relentlessly to take those courses that weren't even
Speaker 4: actually anything to do with the universe. Did they consider,
Speaker 4: and this might be on them, but did they consider
Speaker 4: starting by getting a one million dollar load from that.
Speaker 4: Doub Actually great point, because thirty five thousand dollars for
Speaker 4: a program isn't that much when you've got your meal. No,
Speaker 4: you've still got like nine hundred thousand at least you do?
Speaker 3: You do?
Speaker 4: Yeah? And so I think you've got Ellia Dent. Yeah,
Speaker 4: You've got a good point. What's the problem, so, Jess.
Speaker 4: In the end, after all the investigations and everyone went
Speaker 4: to court, Trump University ended up paying twenty five million,
Speaker 4: which was ninety percent of the costs that they had
Speaker 4: made from that entire operation. They're still more money, That's
Speaker 4: what I also don't understand the outreached people.
Speaker 3: They know.
Speaker 4: It's always like they've embezzled ten million dollars and it's like,
Speaker 4: I'm going to find you one point a And I'm like,
Speaker 4: I feel like this is a net positive. I'm like,
Speaker 4: should I be Jesse? Health beliefs. Trump says he has
Speaker 4: never consumed alcohol, smoked cigarettes. I'm actually quite impressed by
Speaker 4: this yeact when it comes to Trump. The man just
Speaker 4: likes a diet coke, and I'm like, look, we actually
Speaker 4: have a lot in common. Although is it Die Coker
Speaker 4: is it a full strength coke? I feel like that
Speaker 4: says a lot about a pay Yeah, he allows to
Speaker 4: soft drink. Yeah. So he also says he's never used drugs.
Speaker 4: This is because he witnessed his brother Fred struggle with
Speaker 4: alcoholism and later die from it, which's very sad. He
Speaker 4: sleeps about four or five hours a night. I think
Speaker 4: that's not true. Isn't enough. I don't think that's true.
Speaker 4: I think he read Kevin Rudd's autobiography, Yeah, where Kevin
Speaker 4: Rudd famously slept four to five hours a night, which
Speaker 4: made everyone think that he worked really hard with the
Speaker 4: rest of the hours, whereas I think you just spend
Speaker 4: four hours being shitty because you've not had enough sleep. Yeah.
Speaker 4: But the man, he's not got a busy schedule. He
Speaker 4: can sleep. Maybe he has four or five hours at night,
Speaker 4: and then he has sort of his nine am naps,
Speaker 4: similar to Luna. Luna does like a sort of a
Speaker 4: ten to twelve, yeah, and then she does three to four. Actually,
Speaker 4: I think that great ups having those. I think he
Speaker 4: naps like a dog bler during the day. He put
Speaker 4: him in his sleepsack. You put on his white noise.
Speaker 4: He put a little dumb dumb in he as he naps,
Speaker 4: helps with the moods. Give him to some warm milk
Speaker 4: in a bottle. I did read that when he was
Speaker 4: in court he couldn't bring any food and drink, which
Speaker 4: similar to any toddler, you need your backpack has the snacks.
Speaker 4: Yet the snacks it might be fruit, it might be
Speaker 4: rice cakes, some apple jee some apple juice. But for
Speaker 4: Trumpet's his twelve diet cokes which helped keep him alert, alert,
Speaker 4: and with it, he couldn't have them, and so he
Speaker 4: was sinking into his naps, probably his scheduled naps, and
Speaker 4: this court case is getting in the way of how
Speaker 4: his day would normally look. It's very difficult to stay awake.
Speaker 4: I'll being prosecuted. Then he just through something at the
Speaker 4: judge like it was a television and he's like, I'm bored.
Speaker 4: I also think that for most people, the act of
Speaker 4: sitting in a courtroom on your own trial would be
Speaker 4: enough adrenaline to keep you awake. But for trump he's like, no,
Speaker 4: I'm really going to need those twelve dis He's like,
Speaker 4: this is the biggest work day I've ever had, is
Speaker 4: sitting in this Do people do this every day? Sit
Speaker 4: in a room. Wait, you may not turn up today
Speaker 4: and tomorrow and maybe even the next day in the morning.
Speaker 4: This is punishment enough without the sentence. Jesse. He has
Speaker 4: called golfing his primary form of exercise, but usually does
Speaker 4: not walk the Courtay, and we need to discuss this
Speaker 4: because we used to work at golf. Yeah yeah, and
Speaker 4: men there's men thought that they were so special to
Speaker 4: go and do their like eighteen holes up. Nothing against golf.
Speaker 4: Nothing against golf. If you're in a cart and you
Speaker 4: start drinking, he's kind of kit at seven am. He's
Speaker 4: not exercise, man, it's not. You're just driving around drunk
Speaker 4: and then swinging a stick, swinging a stick which badly,
Speaker 4: which I will say might be great for the social life,
Speaker 4: might be great for your well be Yeah, yeah, is
Speaker 4: it exercise? Not the exercise parts meant to be the
Speaker 4: walking up and down the fairway. And you just know
Speaker 4: he sits in the clubhouse afterwards and has a diet
Speaker 4: coke because he's had four on the course. But he's
Speaker 4: he's twelve in And it used to be my job
Speaker 4: to be on the drinks cart and I would come
Speaker 4: along with some snacks and some drinks and I know
Speaker 4: I'd stop and I'd go Trump, because everyone on the
Speaker 4: golf course looked exactly like Trump. Yeah, there was a
Speaker 4: man who w was suspenders. I feel like Trump could
Speaker 4: wear suspenders while he's playing golf. Donald, do you want
Speaker 4: anything from the drinks cart? Yes, and then he says
Speaker 4: something like lovely lady, and touch me on the and
Speaker 4: then he looks through and he opens up the one
Speaker 4: side that has sandwiches and he slams that because he's
Speaker 4: pissed off about the sandwiches and the salads. And he
Speaker 4: goes to the other side where there's chocolates and there's chips,
Speaker 4: and he goes, oh, they're having some of these, and
Speaker 4: he takes it out from the handful. You know someone's
Speaker 4: rich when they go I'm just gonna get and they
Speaker 4: take out like six chocolate bars and chips and you're like,
Speaker 4: whoall just checking? It is nineot fifteen. That's really aggressive.
Speaker 4: And I know you had to bake him and make
Speaker 4: roll at the halfway house, I saw you and then
Speaker 4: open the other thing. He doesn't drink, but he does
Speaker 4: want a morning decocause, like what and he'd grab one
Speaker 4: of those. I think he'd grab a few light bottles
Speaker 4: because drink light water. Yeah, faundration or thirsty this morning.
Speaker 4: Absolutely just Donald Trump considers exercise a waste of energy
Speaker 4: because he believes the body is like a battery with
Speaker 4: a finite amount of energy, which is still to really
Speaker 4: respect by. I think he's onto somebody. In a book
Speaker 4: called Trump revealed, two Washington Post journalists write more about
Speaker 4: this battery theory of exercise. They're right, I can't talk
Speaker 4: about battery theory as though this is a legitimate theory,
Speaker 4: just as a person not want to exercise and start
Speaker 4: saying I'm built like a battery. But even batteries are recharged.
Speaker 4: After college, after Trump mostly gave up his personal athletic interests,
Speaker 4: he came to view time spent playing sports as time wasted.
Speaker 4: Trump believed the body is like a battery with a
Speaker 4: finite amount of energy, which exercise only depleted, so he
Speaker 4: didn't work out. When he learned that John O'Donnell, one
Speaker 4: of his top casino executives, was training for an Ironman triathlon,
Speaker 4: he admonished him, you are going to die young because
Speaker 4: of this. Then in twenty fifteen, there was a New
Speaker 4: York Times profile where Trump said he was not following
Speaker 4: any special diet or exercise regimen for his political campaign.
Speaker 4: All my friends who work out all the time, they're
Speaker 4: going for nee replacements, hip replacements. They're a disaster, he said.
Speaker 4: I'm just in my golf cart ERTs himself fully. By
Speaker 4: standing in front of an audience for an hour, that's exercise.
Speaker 4: Well it's not, technically it's not. Though. In twenty fifteen,
Speaker 4: his campaign released a letter from his longtime personal physician,
Speaker 4: Harold Bornstein, stating that Trump would be the healthiest individual
Speaker 4: ever elected to the president. Harry Bornstein the same as
Speaker 4: John who called that paper to say that he was
Speaker 4: pretty sure Donald Trump was a billionaire. No, because Bornstein
Speaker 4: is real. Because Then three years later, in twenty eighteen,
Speaker 4: he said Trump had dictated the contents of the letter
Speaker 4: and that three of Trump's agents had seized his medical
Speaker 4: records in a February twenty seventeen raid on the doctor's office.
Speaker 4: In twenty sixteen, while campaigning, Trump said, I actually have
Speaker 4: low blood pressure. Can you believe it? Can you believe it?
Speaker 4: I have ultimate flex have like one hundred over something.
Speaker 4: The doctor said, man, you have the blood pressure of
Speaker 4: a great, great athlete who is twenty years old one
Speaker 4: hundred and ten. I like that because I like being
Speaker 4: a great athlete. Can you call yourself a great athlete
Speaker 4: when you have a theory of exercise that involves not
Speaker 4: exercising because you don't want to run out your battery?
Speaker 4: Politics and the campaign. Donald Trump registered as a Republican
Speaker 4: in nineteen eighty seven, Then in nineteen ninety nine he
Speaker 4: became a member of the Independence Party, which is a
Speaker 4: New York State affiliate of the Reform Party. In two
Speaker 4: thousand and one, he was a Democrat, oh then a
Speaker 4: Republican in two thousand and nine. Then he was unaffiliated
Speaker 4: in twenty eleven and a Republican in twenty twelve. In
Speaker 4: nineteen eighty eight, Trump contacted someone in politics asking to
Speaker 4: be considered as Republican nominee George HW. Bush's running mate.
Speaker 4: Bush found the request strange and unbelievable. He actually ran
Speaker 4: in the California and Michigan primaries for Non Nation as
Speaker 4: the Reform Party candidate for the two thousand presidential election,
Speaker 4: but withdrew from the race. In twenty eleven, he considered
Speaker 4: running against Barack Obama, then he announced he would not run.
Speaker 4: His presidential ambitions were and I quote generally not taken
Speaker 4: seriously at the time. All that's so sad. Then he
Speaker 4: runs in twenty sixteen and Jesse, I just want to
Speaker 4: chat about a couple of the things we've definitely forgotten
Speaker 4: about the campaign, and I'm not going to list them all.
Speaker 4: He was a chample, he was a shambles. From twenty fifteen.
Speaker 4: He talked about building the Great Wall on the southern
Speaker 4: border with Mexico and getting Mexico to pay for it. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I would build a great wall, and nobody builds walls
Speaker 5: better than me.
Speaker 4: Believe me, Jesse, Why would Mexico pay for it? Well,
Speaker 4: you go to Mexico. I mean, he's one of the
Speaker 4: great negotiators. You've seen him on The Apprentice. He would
Speaker 4: knock on Mexico and he would say, hey, we want
Speaker 4: to lock you out, and they'd say why, and he'd say, well,
Speaker 4: because you're all I think he's called them all rapists
Speaker 4: and murterers. I don't think he's ever met a Mexican
Speaker 4: person before. But he's like, because you're all criminals, and
Speaker 4: it's like, okay, all right, we won't come and we
Speaker 4: would like to build a wall. Wall that feels aggressive,
Speaker 4: that feels very the Berlin Wall. He says, what's a
Speaker 4: Berlin wall? And then they say it feels very Northern Ireland.
Speaker 4: They have a big and he says, what's a Northern Island. Yes,
Speaker 4: and he's confused. It's hard because it wasn't any contact. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and he says, as I see it, there's an immigration
Speaker 4: issue and that will be solved by a wall. And
Speaker 4: then somebody says what about planes, and he says pause
Speaker 4: because he says the wall will be high enough to
Speaker 4: keep the blame bel Oh wow, true. And then as
Speaker 4: he's walking away, he says for it, saying what you're
Speaker 4: paying for it? It's very like your neighbour coming over
Speaker 4: with an annoying request and then saying like we're building
Speaker 4: a new fence. Yeah, and also we want to go
Speaker 4: halves and it's like, but I don't want the but
Speaker 4: I don't want the fence. I don't have the money
Speaker 4: I want that. That always confused me, like, yes, absolutely
Speaker 4: bizarre to suggest a war, which he called the Great War,
Speaker 4: which it's like Great Wall of China, but that's nothing
Speaker 4: to do with immigration. Like he's just so confused the
Speaker 4: fact he wanted them to pay for it. Yeah, I
Speaker 4: don't know how he was planning on sort of invoicing
Speaker 4: for that Mexico just to their email on a Monday.
Speaker 4: He wouldn't have done it. But it's like to Mexico
Speaker 4: from Donald for eight billion dollars. Line item one time,
Speaker 4: great wall, who's building it? We'll get to the wall. Okay, well,
Speaker 4: actually I can't remember if I've got this in my notes.
Speaker 4: Oh no, I do the next part, which is about
Speaker 4: what he did during his presidency. Who was meant to
Speaker 4: build it? So he started building? Oh I didn't know that,
Speaker 4: but it only got built like a tiny bit. Yeah,
Speaker 4: ran out of time. Well, got distracted. Okay, this is
Speaker 4: a dumb question, but like how big a wall are
Speaker 4: we talking? Because it sounded like he imagined it to
Speaker 4: be like building a pool fence. Yes, like you know
Speaker 4: what we should do. We should build a fence, yeah,
Speaker 4: for safety or whatever. And you're like, yeah, great, well
Speaker 4: we can do that in a week, and you know
Speaker 4: it always blows out a bit or it took three weeks.
Speaker 4: How that's actually an art of the deal. He talks
Speaker 4: about overestimating the time ah of a project. How long
Speaker 4: would this wall have been? So the wall was gonna
Speaker 4: have to be three thousand, one hundred and forty five kilometers.
Speaker 4: Now you can't picture that. I can't picture that. No context. Yeah,
Speaker 4: the length of Australia from the north, like far North
Speaker 4: Queens Far North, Yeah, to the south tip of Tasmania
Speaker 4: is three eight hundred and sixty kilometers or actually not
Speaker 4: far off. So essentially this wall would have been somewhere
Speaker 4: in the ballpark of the entire length of Australia. It's
Speaker 4: a big project. It's a big project from a man
Speaker 4: with a not a big man. And also it would
Speaker 4: have to be thirty thousand feet tall at least forty
Speaker 4: thousand feet tall, because it doesn't want the planes coming
Speaker 4: in now exactly. And then you've got to figure out
Speaker 4: the invoicing. Yes, a logistical nightmare. How do you invoice
Speaker 4: the people on the other side of the wall? Do
Speaker 4: you think about it? No? No, I got it. There's
Speaker 4: a letter box. There is a letter box. Okay, so
Speaker 4: you just you Okay, so you've got a letter box.
Speaker 4: But what if the people start trying to climb through
Speaker 4: the word No, no, no, I wasn't thinking that. I
Speaker 4: was thinking you put your invoice through, which is like
Speaker 4: monogrammed and stuff, and you're like Donald one time's wall
Speaker 4: three billion dollars. You put it through. What if they
Speaker 4: just ignore it? What then? And you say, you knock
Speaker 4: on the wall and you give them a notice. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and you say, no, mom over, you're invoice. What the
Speaker 4: plan you threaten will tear it, will tear it down.
Speaker 4: If you don't pay for it, we'll tear it down.
Speaker 4: And they're like, please do we didn't want wall, Like,
Speaker 4: I don't know how you it's a really bad plan
Speaker 4: and no one called it out enough. There's so many
Speaker 4: other things going on. Yeah, that's the thing. Speaking of
Speaker 4: other things, the grab them by the pussy footage, I.
Speaker 2: Got to use some ticktock just in case they don't
Speaker 2: kissing her. You know, I'm automatically attracted the beautiful. I
Speaker 2: just don't kissing them. It's like a magnet. And when
Speaker 2: you're a start, they let you do it. You can
Speaker 2: do anything whatever you want, grab them by the pussy.
Speaker 4: That was ft. So that Access Hollywood tape that was
Speaker 4: from eleven years earlier. It came out and then it
Speaker 4: was all about the locker room talk and blah blah blah,
Speaker 4: like it's disgusting, it's appalling. Grab him by the pussy
Speaker 4: doesn't even make sense. I doesn't. He can't grab someone
Speaker 4: by the pussy anymore. No, then you can grab them.
Speaker 4: You can have some grabben by the mouth like it's
Speaker 4: not something you do grab them by. See even a
Speaker 4: year has more bits And okay, here's the other thing.
Speaker 4: So it was eleven years earlier and he was on
Speaker 4: the set for See maybe this is why he couldn't
Speaker 4: go rogue on The Apprentice because don't makes sense? Yeah, no,
Speaker 4: exactly exactly. And I imagine that there was a whole
Speaker 4: lot of stuff like that said behind the scenes of
Speaker 4: The Apprentice that all those tapes have. Just this was
Speaker 4: eleven years earlier. He was in business, mogul era. Why
Speaker 4: was he on set of Days of Our Lives? Oh,
Speaker 4: that's actually the question, isn't it, Yah, because that's where
Speaker 4: it was filmed. Jath. What is the behavior of an
Speaker 4: unemployed man? That is the behavior of a man, Bragg
Speaker 4: And I'm again nothing to do at midday on Tuesday.
Speaker 4: And when we get in trouble. We all know what
Speaker 4: it's like when we are underemployed and they don't go well,
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what. We drink too much diet coke
Speaker 4: under employed, which we are. We're wandering often, we're wandering
Speaker 4: into watching days of our lives at home. Yes, but
Speaker 4: he's like and you know when you're watching TV and
Speaker 4: the sun's out and you're like, oh, he doesn't feel
Speaker 4: good for the soul. We were at school and you'd
Speaker 4: go doctor phil oprah ready said he cook, I want
Speaker 4: to cry because it was such a depressing evolution into
Speaker 4: the afternoon. It was. It was Jesse. I forgot about
Speaker 4: when Milania gave a speech that was nearly identical to
Speaker 4: Michelle Obamas. So remember, Milania did next to nothing, and
Speaker 4: I mean, we could do a whole episode on Millania
Speaker 4: and fake Millania, et cetera, et cetera. But she then
Speaker 4: did give a speech in twenty sixteen and literally there
Speaker 4: are entire chunks I love it that were identical to
Speaker 4: Michelle Obamas. Okay, I would never say this about a woman,
Speaker 4: but is Milania hear me out chat GPT? Is Milania? Yes?
Speaker 4: Just Ai absolutely, And so they programmed into her make
Speaker 4: presidential wife speech and she was like, absolutely, I'm going
Speaker 4: to draw on the wealth of information that precedes me.
Speaker 4: I've accidentally spat out Michelle Obama's speech. You can't blame
Speaker 4: me because I am bot. I am bot, and I
Speaker 4: did as bot. Jesse. Remember when people got mad about
Speaker 4: Trump and all his problematic behavior, so he tweeted this,
Speaker 4: So many politically correct fools in our country. We have
Speaker 4: to all get back to work and stop wasting time
Speaker 4: and energy on nonsense. Yes, this was August eighth, twenty fifteen, Jesse,
Speaker 4: turn thirty. Go to bed. Who needs to stop wasting time?
Speaker 4: Who needs to stop wasting time? And is it you?
Speaker 3: Mate?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Because people are simply saying the president, your candidate
Speaker 4: is cooked, and you are saying, oh, all this political correctness,
Speaker 4: it's political correctness. We'll have to just get back to work.
Speaker 4: Here's a question, Donald Trump, before you were the president,
Speaker 4: what was your job? What was your job on your
Speaker 4: LinkedIn come on, other than tycoon, which is not a job.
Speaker 4: Trump said things like this, and you reference this just earlier, Jesse.
Speaker 5: When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best.
Speaker 5: They're not sending you, They're not sending you. They're sending
Speaker 5: people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those
Speaker 5: problems with us. They're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime. Their
Speaker 5: rapists and some are assumer good people.
Speaker 4: He calls he touched it. He couched it. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: but he did call them rapists. Yeah. So then he
Speaker 4: tweeted this to kind of make up for it. Do
Speaker 4: you think it made up for it? Yes, I'm happy
Speaker 4: hashtag Sinco de Mayo, the best paco bowls and made
Speaker 4: in Trump Tower grill. I love Hispanics. Wow. Jersey described
Speaker 4: the picture. Okay, he's looking really stoked to be eating
Speaker 4: a taco bowl. He's got like a real dollop of
Speaker 4: sour cream. I love some sour cream. There's some cheese sprinkled,
Speaker 4: and he is holding his thumb up and he's just saying,
Speaker 4: I like Mexican food made by white people. I like
Speaker 4: Mexican food. I'm going to build a wall. But you
Speaker 4: can tell you can leave your food if you want
Speaker 4: any rights. No, but that doesn't mean I won't eat you.
Speaker 4: I don't like a taco. I'm not racist. I like
Speaker 4: a taco. Donald Trump also, he didn't understand what he
Speaker 4: was doing at any point. He did something really bizarre
Speaker 4: when he said he hoped Russia could find Hillary Clinton's
Speaker 4: deleted emails. He said, I will tell you this Russia.
Speaker 4: If you're listening, I hope you're able to find the
Speaker 4: thirty thousand emails that are missing. I think you will
Speaker 4: probably be rewarded mightily by our press. It drew criticism
Speaker 4: because he was inviting Russia to hack them. He was
Speaker 4: very much inviting Russia to hack Hillary Clinton. His friend Pooty.
Speaker 4: His friend Pooty. Hey, poot we hung out kill misunderstood
Speaker 4: at miss Universe. Can you help she's annoying me? Come on, Pooty.
Speaker 4: Clinton campaign advisor Jake Sullivan said this has to be
Speaker 4: the first time that a major presidential candidate has actively
Speaker 4: encouraged a foreign power to conduct espionage against his political opponent.
Speaker 4: Trump just takes a bow. That wasn't a compliment, Jesse. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that is all we've got time for. And in part two,
Speaker 4: we're going to go through all the things that you
Speaker 4: forgot he did during his presidency and it's going to
Speaker 4: be a sad time and that is when we will
Speaker 4: do our charges and sentences correct. But Claire, speaking of
Speaker 4: lazy boys, I have a lazy girl story to round
Speaker 4: out today's show to leave our listeners with. This one
Speaker 4: is from Gemma and she hasn't even said I have
Speaker 4: a lazy girl story. She's just written lazy girl one word,
Speaker 4: just as like next. I work in a hospital, and
Speaker 4: before I started this job, I needed to check on
Speaker 4: all my vaccinations. I knew I had about eight different
Speaker 4: vaccinations a few years ago, but being a lazy girl,
Speaker 4: I didn't take note of which ones or file any
Speaker 4: of the documents after I needed them. And where is
Speaker 4: that information? Dorn? Because I never know. So instead of
Speaker 4: trying to find out what I'd already had, I just
Speaker 4: told my doctor I didn't have any of them, and
Speaker 4: I got all of them. Again, I've done that. Ps.
Speaker 4: I do not condone you. I'm so true. I would
Speaker 4: love to know where my vaccination thinks. Because a doctor.
Speaker 4: This is what happens. You sit down with your doctor.
Speaker 4: Your doctor goes, have you had what's the I got
Speaker 4: bitten by dog?
Speaker 2: Ones?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Have you had your technist? And I look at
Speaker 4: my doctor and I go, have I had my technants?
Speaker 4: And they say the problem with you is that you
Speaker 4: go to lots of different doctors. I'm not your only doctor.
Speaker 4: And I say, I thought you had a record. Yeah,
Speaker 4: because I never opted out and I never opted in.
Speaker 4: There has to be a record somewhere jab me, but
Speaker 4: if not, feel free to better. It's not her. On
Speaker 4: the side of caution. Yeah, and to be over jabbed.
Speaker 4: I'm she's a health professional, she says, not a good idea,
Speaker 4: but lazy, lazy girl. We will be back next week.
Speaker 4: Bye bye,