WEBVTT - Donald Trump: 12 Diet Cokes & A Bizarre Form Of Exercise 0:00:21.650 --> 0:00:26.450 You're listening to a MoMA Mia podcast. Mama Mia acknowledges 0:00:26.530 --> 0:00:29.370 the traditional owners of the land. We have recorded this 0:00:29.450 --> 0:00:33.610 podcast on the Gatagul people of the Eor nation. We 0:00:33.650 --> 0:00:36.770 pay our respects to their elders past and present, and 0:00:36.850 --> 0:00:40.970 extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait islander cultures. 0:00:41.410 --> 0:00:41.690 Hello. 0:00:41.930 --> 0:00:45.210 I am the producer of MoMA MEA's comedy podcast called Canceled. 0:00:45.250 --> 0:00:48.570 It's hosted by twin sisters Jesse and Claire Stevens. So 0:00:48.650 --> 0:00:51.330 the podcast looks at the wild things that celebrities do 0:00:51.690 --> 0:00:54.650 and assigns charges and sentences to them. So, with the 0:00:54.770 --> 0:00:57.850 US election happening this week and the spotlight on former 0:00:57.850 --> 0:01:01.410 President Donald Trump, here's an episode all about the former 0:01:01.450 --> 0:01:04.730 president and given his many controversies. This is a two 0:01:04.770 --> 0:01:07.210 part series, so a link to part two will be 0:01:07.250 --> 0:01:08.010 in the show notes. 0:01:08.210 --> 0:01:20.970 Enjoy, Hello, and welcome to cancel The podcast asked the 0:01:21.010 --> 0:01:24.450 looks silly celebrity crimes and assience charges and sentences to 0:01:24.530 --> 0:01:26.450 them so we can all move on with our lives. 0:01:26.650 --> 0:01:29.970 I'm Chles Stephens and i am Jesse Stevens, and today 0:01:30.250 --> 0:01:36.050 is part one of two episodes we're doing about reality stuff. Businessman, 0:01:36.650 --> 0:01:42.290 former president and current presidential candidate Donald John Trump. We 0:01:42.490 --> 0:01:45.610 have wanted to do this series for a little while. 0:01:45.650 --> 0:01:47.690 And there was a moment where we went, the time 0:01:47.770 --> 0:01:50.210 is past. Yeah, he's no longer in the zeiki. We went, 0:01:50.250 --> 0:01:53.650 everyone's forgotten. He's not really relevant anymore and now, and 0:01:53.690 --> 0:01:59.490 then Trump said, hold my magahet, I have altered. I 0:01:59.530 --> 0:02:00.450 have some things to say. 0:02:00.610 --> 0:02:05.010 We're dying, we're daying, we need money. Thank you, darling. 0:02:05.290 --> 0:02:09.850 But mister Trump, you're not a nice person. That's true, 0:02:09.930 --> 0:02:11.130 but actually I am. 0:02:11.610 --> 0:02:12.890 I think I am a nice person. 0:02:13.050 --> 0:02:15.850 Now, if you genuinely tried to do a canceled episode 0:02:15.850 --> 0:02:19.890 about mister Donald, you'd be going for a decade. And 0:02:19.930 --> 0:02:22.450 that's the point. This man is so bizarre and silly 0:02:22.530 --> 0:02:26.090 and ridiculous that you forget. You forget all of it, 0:02:26.450 --> 0:02:28.370 so that if someone today were to stop you on 0:02:28.410 --> 0:02:31.250 the street and say, Jesse, why should Donald Trump not 0:02:31.330 --> 0:02:34.890 be president? You're like, I don't know where to start. 0:02:35.890 --> 0:02:40.330 You're like, uh uh, that's part of his genius. It's like, uh, 0:02:40.490 --> 0:02:44.130 make America great again. Yeah, yeah, it's very hard to like, 0:02:44.210 --> 0:02:46.690 I know bad because I kind of vaguely. Then go 0:02:47.090 --> 0:02:50.490 re Apprentice, which is his greatest crime. But it's also 0:02:50.570 --> 0:02:53.170 not not a crime. No, And it's like he sexually 0:02:53.250 --> 0:02:57.290 assaulted everyone. That was ten lifetimes ago. He did have 0:02:57.450 --> 0:03:03.010 for everyone. Obviously, there are his actual crimes. Just for example, 0:03:03.090 --> 0:03:06.610 in May this year, oh I forgot, a jury in 0:03:06.650 --> 0:03:09.850 New York found Trump guilty on thirty four felony counts 0:03:09.890 --> 0:03:13.090 of falsifying business records related to a hush money payment 0:03:13.130 --> 0:03:16.650 to Stormy Daniels. Imagine how many felons accounts if silliness 0:03:17.010 --> 0:03:19.210 was also a crime, and if he was in the 0:03:19.210 --> 0:03:22.530 council courtroom, which now he is. Yeah, wow, charge charge, 0:03:22.610 --> 0:03:26.890 charge sentence. This made him the first former US president 0:03:26.970 --> 0:03:29.410 to be convicted of a crime. He has also been 0:03:29.450 --> 0:03:33.450 indicted on fifty four other felony counts related to his 0:03:33.570 --> 0:03:37.010 mishandling of classified documents. That's a big thing that like 0:03:37.970 --> 0:03:40.530 the documents you have in your president are quite private, 0:03:40.930 --> 0:03:43.610 and he did not actually sound very interesting to me. 0:03:43.690 --> 0:03:46.250 It's like to be completely honest, and I did follow this. 0:03:47.010 --> 0:03:49.290 There is a number of felony counts we get to 0:03:49.810 --> 0:03:51.570 where I check out and I go, how much does 0:03:51.570 --> 0:03:53.290 a felony count even matter? If we can get fifty 0:03:53.330 --> 0:03:56.090 four of them? Exactly. And it's like, if Joe Biden 0:03:56.410 --> 0:03:59.690 or Kamala Harris was accused of one thing, I'd be like, oh, oh, 0:04:00.210 --> 0:04:03.690 what is a criminal? Yeah, he's accused of fifty four 0:04:03.770 --> 0:04:06.890 on top of what he's already been found guilty of, 0:04:07.450 --> 0:04:09.770 and I'm like, oh, it's a bit of a blur. 0:04:10.130 --> 0:04:13.450 He's also been indicted on felony counts related to his 0:04:13.490 --> 0:04:17.050 efforts to overturn the twenty twenty presidential election. Remember when 0:04:17.090 --> 0:04:21.530 he just threw his hands up and rejected democracy. Yeah, 0:04:21.730 --> 0:04:23.770 people have to keep reminding everyone. It's like he's a 0:04:23.770 --> 0:04:25.690 threat to democracy. And everyone's like, you can't just accuse 0:04:25.730 --> 0:04:27.850 someone of being a threat to democracy. And he's like, no, 0:04:28.610 --> 0:04:31.570 he tried to say that votes don't count. It's like, no, 0:04:31.650 --> 0:04:33.610 he did try and do that. That's actually true. He 0:04:33.690 --> 0:04:38.810 didn't attend Biden's inauguration. He incided a riot. He insided. 0:04:39.010 --> 0:04:41.410 I went very quiet about him. He straight up was like, 0:04:42.090 --> 0:04:46.010 if I lose doesn't count. He said, if I lose 0:04:46.090 --> 0:04:49.450 doesn't count, incited riot and then said that was actually 0:04:49.450 --> 0:04:51.610 a lot like Martin Luther King. And it wasn't a 0:04:51.690 --> 0:04:54.930 lot like Martin Luther King. It was the opposite yes. 0:04:54.810 --> 0:04:58.410 The people of January sixth were treated very unfairly. I 0:04:58.530 --> 0:05:02.130 was at the Washington Monument, I was at the whole thing. 0:05:02.210 --> 0:05:03.090 I had crowds. 0:05:03.210 --> 0:05:05.650 I don't know who's ever had a bigger crowd than 0:05:05.690 --> 0:05:07.930 I have, but I had it many times, the biggest 0:05:07.970 --> 0:05:10.450 crowd I've ever spoken. I've spoken to the biggest crowds. 0:05:10.530 --> 0:05:13.490 Nobody's spoken to crowds bigger than me. If you look 0:05:13.530 --> 0:05:17.050 at Martin Luther King when he did his speech, his 0:05:17.090 --> 0:05:22.170 great speech, and you look at ours, seem same everything, 0:05:22.930 --> 0:05:25.930 same number of people. If not, we had more, and 0:05:26.010 --> 0:05:27.890 you look at the picture of his crowd my career, 0:05:28.170 --> 0:05:29.330 we actually had more people. 0:05:29.610 --> 0:05:32.650 In civil proceedings. He's been found liable for sexual abuse 0:05:32.690 --> 0:05:36.410 and defamation in twenty twenty three, defamation in twenty twenty four, 0:05:36.570 --> 0:05:39.770 and financial fraud in twenty two se Definiteat's nothing. A 0:05:39.850 --> 0:05:42.690 man's walking around being potentially the next president of the 0:05:42.770 --> 0:05:46.170 United States. What does a defamation ruling even mean? Why 0:05:47.130 --> 0:05:51.970 can you be currently in court and also a criminal 0:05:52.490 --> 0:05:56.450 and also be maybe going to be president. Yeah, it's like, 0:05:57.050 --> 0:05:59.490 what are you doing after court today? I'm going to 0:05:59.490 --> 0:06:02.170 my rally to become presidents? Yeah, and then it's like 0:06:02.210 --> 0:06:03.730 you're leaving a rally and ever run's like, oh you 0:06:03.770 --> 0:06:05.130 need to leave early, and it's like, yeah, I got 0:06:05.130 --> 0:06:07.170 a court date. I got to go to court this 0:06:07.370 --> 0:06:10.570 just so the same run. Before his career in politics, 0:06:10.650 --> 0:06:13.810 he and his businesses had been plaintiffs, you know what, 0:06:14.010 --> 0:06:18.050 or defendants. He's a slashy Yeah, slashy. He's always been 0:06:18.050 --> 0:06:21.130 the ultimate slashy. Yeah yeah, because he's been businessman, reality 0:06:21.170 --> 0:06:26.970 TV star. But Fellon fellon as the additional slash for 0:06:27.090 --> 0:06:29.970 his say truth social account where you have to say 0:06:29.970 --> 0:06:32.890 who you are as a little bio maybe even on 0:06:32.970 --> 0:06:37.050 his LinkedIn Fellon with a lot of little dot points. 0:06:37.130 --> 0:06:40.850 Quite nice. Yes. So, he and his businesses have been 0:06:41.130 --> 0:06:45.250 plaintiffs or defendants in more than four thousand legal actions, 0:06:45.290 --> 0:06:50.130 including six business bankruptcies. He continues to say, I have 0:06:50.290 --> 0:06:55.170 never been bankrupt. He has never been bankrupt because his 0:06:55.610 --> 0:07:00.290 businesses have gone bankrupt. That's why you create a business 0:07:00.490 --> 0:07:02.970 so that if you go bankrupt, it's the business that 0:07:03.050 --> 0:07:07.130 goes bankrupt, not you. You can't say I understand it, yep. 0:07:07.610 --> 0:07:10.770 But we are not here to talk about actual crimes. No, no, no, 0:07:11.330 --> 0:07:13.970 we trust that the court of law will follow them up, 0:07:14.050 --> 0:07:17.370 look at the paperwork and so on, do we because 0:07:17.370 --> 0:07:19.930 the court of law does do that. But then there 0:07:19.970 --> 0:07:23.850 is no concertin I think there are consequences. Just one 0:07:23.850 --> 0:07:26.570 of the consequences isn't anything to do with running for 0:07:26.610 --> 0:07:31.130 president or going to jail. No, we're here to talk 0:07:31.130 --> 0:07:35.730 about social crimes, cultural crimes, crimes against the vibe. They're 0:07:35.770 --> 0:07:38.610 the crimes we'll be looking at. Even still, you could 0:07:38.650 --> 0:07:42.250 look at those crimes forever. So this is not exhaustive. 0:07:42.450 --> 0:07:44.610 Oh how did you come up with your scope? It 0:07:44.730 --> 0:07:47.970 is simply for the laughs. Okay, you were guided by 0:07:47.970 --> 0:07:50.690 your nose. I was guided by my nose. Is the 0:07:50.730 --> 0:07:53.650 only way to explain it. Let us not Anny, good judge, 0:07:53.930 --> 0:07:57.970 Let us begin. Donald John Trump is seventy eight years old. 0:07:58.450 --> 0:08:01.130 He was elected the forty fifth president of the United 0:08:01.170 --> 0:08:04.570 States in twenty sixteen, and when he was inaugraded in 0:08:04.610 --> 0:08:08.450 twenty seventeen, he became the only US president without prior 0:08:08.570 --> 0:08:16.330 military or government experience. Absolutely none, nada, zero, unqualified. He's 0:08:16.450 --> 0:08:20.730 also the only US president to have been impeached twice. 0:08:21.450 --> 0:08:24.170 In twenty nineteen for abuse of power and obstruction of 0:08:24.210 --> 0:08:29.850 Congress after he pressured Ukraine to investigate Joe Biden just 0:08:29.890 --> 0:08:33.210 sounds so bizarre, and in twenty twenty one for incitement 0:08:33.330 --> 0:08:35.650 of insurrection. He was born in New York, and he 0:08:35.690 --> 0:08:38.570 went to a private school and then studied economics at 0:08:38.570 --> 0:08:42.370 the University of Pennsylvania. We don't know what he was 0:08:42.490 --> 0:08:46.250 like at school, because in twenty fifteen, his lawyer threatened 0:08:46.690 --> 0:08:49.650 Trump's colleges, his high school, and the college board with 0:08:49.730 --> 0:08:54.490 legal action if they released his academic records. That's not 0:08:54.530 --> 0:08:56.890 a good reflection on your academic record. People don't do 0:08:57.010 --> 0:09:02.810 that on it's high distinctions or ipluses or fine or fine. 0:09:03.130 --> 0:09:07.010 During the Vietnam War in the sixties, Trump avoided being 0:09:07.090 --> 0:09:10.250 drafted into the Armed forces by saying he was a 0:09:10.330 --> 0:09:15.530 college and claiming to have bone spurs. I'm bone spurs 0:09:15.610 --> 0:09:19.010 is what my good friend Nadal has in his name. Well, 0:09:19.250 --> 0:09:23.690 he is a profession He plays elite tennis with his 0:09:23.770 --> 0:09:29.330 bone spurs. Where were Trump's bone spurs? Okay he didn't. No, 0:09:30.210 --> 0:09:32.690 I'm all for people getting out of here. Has a 0:09:32.690 --> 0:09:35.410 bone spur neck in his neck? Yes, Oh, he'd never 0:09:35.450 --> 0:09:37.810 get out of dadtry service. Bit Dad's in his sixties. 0:09:38.850 --> 0:09:42.050 I'm all for people bludging their way out of military service. Oh, 0:09:42.090 --> 0:09:44.650 I respect it, But I feel like, if you are 0:09:44.690 --> 0:09:48.410 going to be the person to deploy the military as president, 0:09:48.530 --> 0:09:52.130 oh you got him, you got chaff, be willing to 0:09:52.170 --> 0:09:55.930 serve in it. Do you not think? Okay, here's the issue. 0:09:56.170 --> 0:09:59.570 It's not like he was a conscientious objector. No, he 0:09:59.650 --> 0:10:02.130 didn't go. I don't believe in combat. I don't believe 0:10:02.170 --> 0:10:03.850 in war. I'm actually going to protest against It's what 0:10:03.890 --> 0:10:06.010 he did is he lied about his bone spur, which 0:10:06.050 --> 0:10:08.130 I think that if you ask him a few questions 0:10:08.210 --> 0:10:11.770 about where and what, let's just say, has a bone 0:10:11.770 --> 0:10:14.890 spur come up since and he does constantly claim to 0:10:14.930 --> 0:10:16.850 be in perfect health and he's never brought up his 0:10:16.930 --> 0:10:20.250 bone spurs. So how's the spur going? Dad's in his neck. 0:10:20.330 --> 0:10:23.330 So maybe Trump has a very sore neck. Maybe it 0:10:23.370 --> 0:10:25.850 has limited his tennis career, although I think if he 0:10:25.930 --> 0:10:28.810 had a bone spur would have limited his golf game. Yeah, 0:10:28.930 --> 0:10:31.690 and according to him, it has not. He has a great, 0:10:31.810 --> 0:10:32.610 great handicap. 0:10:32.770 --> 0:10:36.050 I just won two club championships, not even senior, two 0:10:36.130 --> 0:10:38.650 regular club championships. To do that, you have to be 0:10:39.290 --> 0:10:41.210 quite smart, and you have to be able to hit 0:10:41.250 --> 0:10:42.170 the ball a long way. 0:10:42.490 --> 0:10:44.970 And I do it, but I guess him getting out 0:10:45.010 --> 0:10:48.170 of military service is probably the first example of what 0:10:48.250 --> 0:10:50.850 we'll see as a theme him being a lazy boy. 0:10:51.010 --> 0:10:52.370 Lazy boy, boy, boy boy. 0:10:53.490 --> 0:10:57.290 Welcome to the Castle court Room, Trump, You are in 0:10:57.410 --> 0:11:00.290 good company. Trump has been married three times and has 0:11:00.330 --> 0:11:03.410 five children. He spent most of his career as the 0:11:03.410 --> 0:11:06.730 president of his father's real estate business. He renamed it 0:11:06.770 --> 0:11:09.970 the Trump Organization and focused the company on building and 0:11:10.010 --> 0:11:15.050 renovating skyscrapers, hotels, casinos, and golf courses. He became famous 0:11:15.090 --> 0:11:18.330 in the entertainment world as an owner of the Miss Universe, 0:11:18.410 --> 0:11:21.930 Miss USA and Missed Teen USA beauty pageants, then as 0:11:22.010 --> 0:11:26.890 creator and host of The Apprentice, which was a brilliant show. 0:11:27.090 --> 0:11:29.410 Is that still on? It had like a different host. 0:11:29.450 --> 0:11:31.530 It's on in lots and lots of different countries, and 0:11:31.530 --> 0:11:33.890 there's like Celebrity Apprentice and all of that. I don't 0:11:33.890 --> 0:11:37.930 know if it was actually his brainchild. Well we'll get oh, okay, 0:11:37.930 --> 0:11:41.290 but I loved The Apprentice, Jesse. In part one, we're 0:11:41.330 --> 0:11:44.170 going to discuss all the cooked things Trump did pre 0:11:44.210 --> 0:11:48.210 presidency and during his election campaign. Then in part two 0:11:48.810 --> 0:11:51.810 next week, we're going to discuss all the things you 0:11:51.970 --> 0:11:58.810 forgot he did as president. Oh no, and they're really funny. 0:11:58.850 --> 0:12:02.010 Some of them are. They're funny because he's not currently 0:12:02.050 --> 0:12:05.530 the president. Yeah, so it feels retrospective, yes, and there 0:12:05.530 --> 0:12:08.050 are like memes and stuff. Yeah. But then there's also 0:12:08.170 --> 0:12:11.010 like that time he just stopped the government from functioning. 0:12:11.090 --> 0:12:15.970 Remember the government was so funny. Lazy boy, lazy boy, boy, 0:12:16.010 --> 0:12:19.250 boy boy. My structure for today is as follows. Lying 0:12:19.290 --> 0:12:24.530 about his money, books and TV, Trump university, health beliefs, 0:12:25.050 --> 0:12:28.850 and politics and the campaign. I vaguely know about some 0:12:28.930 --> 0:12:33.250 of these things. Lying about his money, Trump likes to 0:12:33.290 --> 0:12:36.210 say that his career began with a small loan of 0:12:36.290 --> 0:12:39.890 just one million dollars from his father. He says he 0:12:40.010 --> 0:12:43.930 had to pay that loan back with interest. But Trump 0:12:43.970 --> 0:12:46.130 was a millionaire by the time he was eight, and 0:12:46.170 --> 0:12:49.730 we know that he borrowed at least sixty million USD 0:12:50.090 --> 0:12:52.810 from his father, mostly failed to pay it back, and 0:12:52.850 --> 0:12:57.130 then got another four hundred and thirteen million USD from 0:12:57.130 --> 0:13:01.370 his father's company. A report in twenty sixteen found that 0:13:01.490 --> 0:13:04.330 compared to the stock market and property in New York, 0:13:04.730 --> 0:13:09.450 Trump's investments underperformed. Essentially, you would have been better off 0:13:09.530 --> 0:13:13.490 just investing that money than Donald Trump having it and 0:13:13.570 --> 0:13:16.650 doing his business. If Donald Trump is Wall Street, he's 0:13:16.730 --> 0:13:19.130 nineteen twenty nine. Yeah, he's a Wall Street crash. He's 0:13:19.130 --> 0:13:23.490 a great depression. In twenty eighteen, he and his family 0:13:23.610 --> 0:13:26.770 were reported to have committed tax fraud to avoid paying 0:13:26.890 --> 0:13:29.810 hundreds of millions of dollars in taxes on the real 0:13:29.930 --> 0:13:34.210 estate fortune that was passed down from their father. Trump's 0:13:34.290 --> 0:13:37.730 tax returns from nineteen eighty five to nineteen ninety four 0:13:38.130 --> 0:13:42.530 show net losses totaling one point one seven billion. The 0:13:42.610 --> 0:13:46.650 losses were higher than those of almost every other American 0:13:46.770 --> 0:13:52.290 tax payer. That actually amazing. Actually that's a lot of 0:13:52.330 --> 0:13:55.570 money to lose. But none of that matters. What matters 0:13:55.650 --> 0:13:59.930 is that, according to journalist Jonathan Greenberg, donald Trump called 0:14:00.010 --> 0:14:03.290 him in nineteen eighty four, pretending to be a fictional 0:14:03.370 --> 0:14:08.530 person from the Trump organization called John Barron. This mister 0:14:08.690 --> 0:14:12.290 John falsely claimed that Donald Trump owned more than ninety 0:14:12.330 --> 0:14:15.330 percent of his father's business in order to try to 0:14:15.370 --> 0:14:18.610 get him a higher ranking on the Forbes four hundred 0:14:18.650 --> 0:14:24.250 list of wealthy Americans. Greenberg then found that Forbes vastly 0:14:24.450 --> 0:14:29.490 overestimated Trump's wealth and wrongly included him on three of 0:14:29.570 --> 0:14:33.290 the different lists. So like on Rich List, yes, because 0:14:33.290 --> 0:14:36.450 they had testimony from some man named John Baron saying 0:14:36.490 --> 0:14:39.730 Donald Trump is actually no, no, no, okay, Trump makes that 0:14:39.770 --> 0:14:43.970 call it Trump. Okay, just Chump's voice. 0:14:44.010 --> 0:14:45.770 Hello, it's Trump, yeah, okay. 0:14:46.770 --> 0:14:50.410 And John Baron his my names. John. He didn't even, 0:14:50.890 --> 0:14:53.290 he didn't even, he didn't even try. But just it's 0:14:53.570 --> 0:15:01.250 John Brump, Donald Trump. Mate. No, he's so rich. Put 0:15:01.250 --> 0:15:04.450 that in your article tax go on, go on, write it. 0:15:04.890 --> 0:15:12.450 How much money does he have? One billions of them. 0:15:10.650 --> 0:15:14.170 One hundred billion dollars. 0:15:14.210 --> 0:15:19.450 Trump, Donald Trump, gets that to work and stop calling. Okay, 0:15:19.530 --> 0:15:22.450 I have more phone calls to Ma. The next call 0:15:22.570 --> 0:15:28.170 is to Wikipedia. Moving on to books and TV, Donald Trump, 0:15:28.250 --> 0:15:29.770 I'm going to try and do a Donald Trump boy. 0:15:30.050 --> 0:15:35.090 Donald Trump has written many, many books. It's hard to 0:15:35.130 --> 0:15:40.250 say how many, but it's nineteen. He's prolific. Yeah, he's 0:15:40.290 --> 0:15:47.370 like Alexander Hamilton the one. His first book, The Art 0:15:47.410 --> 0:15:50.810 of the Deal, was a New York Times bestseller. While 0:15:50.810 --> 0:15:53.970 Trump was credited as co author, the entire book was 0:15:54.010 --> 0:15:57.730 written by Tony Schwartz. According to the New Yorker, the 0:15:57.770 --> 0:16:01.090 book made Trump famous as an emblem of the successful 0:16:01.170 --> 0:16:05.530 tycoon one lazy boy Trump, you didn't write your own book, lazy. 0:16:05.330 --> 0:16:06.650 Boy, boy, boy boy too. 0:16:06.890 --> 0:16:11.690 Tony Schwartz really wants that book re kind of labeled 0:16:11.690 --> 0:16:15.290 as fiction. He's a campaigned for that. Yeah. During his 0:16:15.330 --> 0:16:19.090 presidential campaign announcement in twenty fifteen, Trump said, we need 0:16:19.130 --> 0:16:21.610 a leader that wrote the Art of the Deal. And 0:16:21.690 --> 0:16:26.050 it's like, okay, where's Dony. The Art of the Deal 0:16:26.130 --> 0:16:30.370 explains the power of psychology and deception, which Trump calls 0:16:30.650 --> 0:16:35.130 bravado or truthful hyperbole. That's what he says made him 0:16:35.130 --> 0:16:38.730 successful in real estate. He talks about things like having 0:16:38.770 --> 0:16:41.770 a construction crew drive machinery back and forth on a 0:16:41.890 --> 0:16:45.890 site so that the visiting board of directors thinks that 0:16:45.930 --> 0:16:48.170 the work is further along than it is. Is that 0:16:48.330 --> 0:16:53.010 fraud and he instructed a supervisor, if necessary, have the 0:16:53.050 --> 0:16:55.770 bulldozers dig up dirt on one side of the site 0:16:56.010 --> 0:16:58.690 and dump it on the other. You're a weasel. You're 0:16:58.770 --> 0:17:04.050 a little manipularity weasel. He offers business advice, such as 0:17:04.810 --> 0:17:07.570 the best way to ask for a raise is to 0:17:07.650 --> 0:17:10.610 wait for the right time. Do you find that helpful? 0:17:10.890 --> 0:17:13.730 When's the right time? He says like, I guess you'll know. 0:17:16.810 --> 0:17:18.650 I don't think Trump like someone people ask him for 0:17:19.130 --> 0:17:21.050 a raise, And I don't think he asked for a raise. 0:17:21.090 --> 0:17:23.090 I think that his dad just gives him sixty million 0:17:23.130 --> 0:17:27.130 dollars on a Monday. Yes. He also says people should 0:17:27.170 --> 0:17:30.770 always be encouraged to follow their dreams, but realized that 0:17:30.810 --> 0:17:33.210 a lot of time and money can be wasted chasing 0:17:33.330 --> 0:17:37.530 dreams that just weren't meant to be true. If you're 0:17:37.570 --> 0:17:40.850 my kids, for example, you can chase your dreams like Evunka. 0:17:41.050 --> 0:17:42.770 If you're one of my employees and you want to 0:17:42.810 --> 0:17:46.930 chase your dreams, maybe get back into your box then, Jesse. 0:17:47.370 --> 0:18:01.410 Speaking of business endeavors, There's The Apprentice. Trump co produced 0:18:01.450 --> 0:18:05.530 and hosted The Apprentice for fourteen seasons. It was incredible 0:18:06.210 --> 0:18:08.970 just over twenty years ago. The first episode aired, it 0:18:09.010 --> 0:18:12.690 was called Meet the Billionaire, and it attracted eighteen million viewers. 0:18:13.130 --> 0:18:16.530 Twenty eight million watched the season finale. It won an Emmy. 0:18:17.410 --> 0:18:21.810 Trump became internationally famous for his catchphrase you're fired. 0:18:21.690 --> 0:18:26.490 You're fired, You're fired, You're fired, You're fired, You're fired, and. 0:18:26.410 --> 0:18:29.530 It elevated him to someone who came across as really 0:18:29.610 --> 0:18:32.930 common sense and authoritative and fair. You've got to admit, 0:18:33.010 --> 0:18:34.930 Like we watched it as kids. We would sit there 0:18:34.930 --> 0:18:38.170 in front of the TV drinking Milo and we would 0:18:38.210 --> 0:18:41.050 just say you fired, you fired, your fired, and remember 0:18:41.250 --> 0:18:44.850 the opening credits, Money Morning, Money, morn. We'd walk around 0:18:44.890 --> 0:18:47.210 the house and yeah, in money, and mom and dad 0:18:47.210 --> 0:18:49.210 would be like, we don't have the message of this show. 0:18:49.370 --> 0:18:52.650 We're like, huy, and we're walking down the streets of 0:18:52.690 --> 0:18:55.530 New York just like throwing monopoly money around, and we're like, 0:18:55.610 --> 0:18:57.090 I want to be in the boardroom. What do you 0:18:57.090 --> 0:18:58.890 want to sell? I don't know, I don't know, but 0:18:58.930 --> 0:19:02.130 you're fired. And we would do a lot of that. Now. 0:19:02.770 --> 0:19:05.810 According to one of the producers on the show, people 0:19:05.890 --> 0:19:09.330 working on it had to sign expansive non disclosure agreements 0:19:09.570 --> 0:19:12.930 that promised to find a five million dollars and jail 0:19:13.010 --> 0:19:18.090 time if they shared what happened. Jesse. The original idea 0:19:18.970 --> 0:19:21.970 was to have a new billionaire each season. Oh, it 0:19:22.010 --> 0:19:26.250 wasn't that Trump would just be a certified billionaire, because 0:19:26.250 --> 0:19:30.530 it sounds like, well, no, this is that thing. Let's 0:19:30.570 --> 0:19:33.730 not pretend we understand money, because this is this is 0:19:33.730 --> 0:19:36.330 what I understand. It's always like I went bankrupt and 0:19:36.370 --> 0:19:38.770 now I'm buying a jet, and then it's like, Kylie 0:19:38.810 --> 0:19:41.610 Jenner's a billionaire. Okay. In my mind, if Kylie Jenner 0:19:41.730 --> 0:19:43.850 is a billionaire, if I were to say to her, 0:19:43.930 --> 0:19:46.450 right now, let's go to combank, you know, you go 0:19:46.490 --> 0:19:47.970 to an ATM, and it could be like, what's in 0:19:47.970 --> 0:19:51.650 my account? What comes up is one and maybe seven zeros? 0:19:51.850 --> 0:19:54.850 Could I tell you nine zeros, more zeros than I've 0:19:54.850 --> 0:19:57.810 ever seen, And I go, boom, You're a billionaire. If 0:19:57.810 --> 0:20:00.930 it's one dollar less, you're not a billionaire. But in 0:20:01.010 --> 0:20:03.210 my mind, you've got to be able to withdraw that 0:20:03.250 --> 0:20:07.250 cash now, and from combat and from Combank specifically. Yes, 0:20:07.490 --> 0:20:09.930 I don't understand stocks. I don't understand shares. I don't 0:20:10.010 --> 0:20:12.890 understand equity or assets. I don't understand business, don't understand 0:20:12.890 --> 0:20:19.290 lip kids, don't understand Trump towers. So in my mind, 0:20:19.330 --> 0:20:22.130 if they're selling him as a billion he has I 0:20:22.210 --> 0:20:26.490 think it's technically referred to as liquid. Yeah, liquid funds. 0:20:26.530 --> 0:20:28.810 He's got to have some liquid. Yeah, it's just sitting 0:20:28.890 --> 0:20:31.850 there now. This information that I'm about to share about 0:20:31.890 --> 0:20:34.970 The Apprentice comes from a producer who wrote this huge 0:20:34.970 --> 0:20:39.370 expose so apparently they tried to get several different people 0:20:39.410 --> 0:20:41.850 for the first season, and Trump was the only one 0:20:41.850 --> 0:20:44.570 who said yes, pretty much that whole scene else. Do 0:20:44.610 --> 0:20:47.890 you think they tried to get the Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, 0:20:47.970 --> 0:20:54.530 this is it. Billionaires are busy, billionaire's busiest. And Trump 0:20:54.610 --> 0:20:56.090 was the only one who was like, let me look 0:20:56.130 --> 0:20:59.850 at my calendar. I am absolutely praid. Did you want 0:20:59.850 --> 0:21:01.610 to film in March April? 0:21:02.010 --> 0:21:02.250 May? 0:21:02.450 --> 0:21:05.010 Just let me check. I am free in June and July, 0:21:05.250 --> 0:21:07.730 and I've got an opening in August, September, October, and 0:21:07.770 --> 0:21:10.450 then I am on break November, December, jan So I'm 0:21:10.450 --> 0:21:12.530 probably pretty open. And by that I mean I worked 0:21:12.690 --> 0:21:15.450 two hours a week, so that's what I might film. 0:21:15.730 --> 0:21:17.570 But it's like any billionaire you can think of. It's 0:21:17.650 --> 0:21:21.330 like Elon Musk, like they generally have things to do, 0:21:21.490 --> 0:21:23.770 have a what I would call a packed day job. 0:21:25.210 --> 0:21:31.170 Not Trump. Now. Pretty much that entire first season was scripted, 0:21:32.010 --> 0:21:35.330 and this producer writes about how you couldn't let Trump 0:21:35.450 --> 0:21:39.250 just go because he got confused by the names of people, 0:21:39.530 --> 0:21:41.850 by what he was meant to do. Apparently, in the 0:21:41.890 --> 0:21:46.210 first like thing where they're in the boardroom, he is 0:21:46.250 --> 0:21:51.290 like really unclear, eying like whoa wait is somebody fired? 0:21:51.370 --> 0:21:53.690 Like what's the deal? And then Trump like mumbled like yeah, 0:21:53.690 --> 0:21:55.530 I would have fired that person, and the producer had 0:21:55.570 --> 0:21:57.250 to be like, I think you should point at them 0:21:57.290 --> 0:22:00.930 and say you'll fire the clarity and then Trump and 0:22:00.930 --> 0:22:04.610 then Trump did that, and then it was very like 0:22:05.090 --> 0:22:12.930 Mark Holden, Yes, it was very that. Yes. Well, Trump 0:22:13.050 --> 0:22:15.930 years later then tried to trademark you're fired, and it 0:22:15.930 --> 0:22:19.050 was unsuccessful because he didn't come up with it. No, 0:22:19.130 --> 0:22:21.450 it's said all the time in workplaces around the world. Yeah, 0:22:21.570 --> 0:22:23.170 but also he didn't even come up with it, which 0:22:23.210 --> 0:22:26.130 is similarly this seems to be a billionaire trend. If 0:22:26.170 --> 0:22:29.450 you will. Kylie tried to trade mark Kylie, this is 0:22:29.490 --> 0:22:31.610 a thing. Stop trying to trademark things. And he's already 0:22:31.610 --> 0:22:35.770 got a billion dollars. Why do you need more funds? 0:22:36.130 --> 0:22:38.650 Crass and Shine. 0:22:38.050 --> 0:22:41.570 Apparently they're behind. If anyone needs to trademark things, it's 0:22:41.570 --> 0:22:45.170 poor people, it's us. Yes, we should trademark canceled, except 0:22:45.210 --> 0:22:48.370 we can't because there's another cancel podcast more successful than now. 0:22:48.490 --> 0:22:52.370 I know. We probably should have trademarks canceled. We could 0:22:52.490 --> 0:22:56.010 use some business advice from Trump. Apparently there are behind 0:22:56.050 --> 0:23:00.130 the scenes tapes full of blatant racism, misogyny, like just 0:23:00.170 --> 0:23:03.690 disgusting behavior from the Apprentice, and there's always been talked 0:23:03.690 --> 0:23:07.730 about whether they will come out because they're really, really bad. 0:23:08.170 --> 0:23:11.530 Another big part of Trump's entertainment career was his ownership 0:23:11.530 --> 0:23:15.010 of the Miss Universe organization. From nineteen ninety six to 0:23:15.050 --> 0:23:18.970 twenty fifteen, he co owned the Miss Universe organization, which 0:23:18.970 --> 0:23:23.010 also included the Miss Us and Missed Teen USA pageants. 0:23:23.410 --> 0:23:27.290 When he first bought it, he publicly ridiculed a nineteen 0:23:27.370 --> 0:23:30.890 year old Miss Universe winner for putting on five kilograms 0:23:31.610 --> 0:23:33.010 on camera, he said. 0:23:33.010 --> 0:23:35.570 Alicia is like me, and like a lot of other people. 0:23:36.130 --> 0:23:36.850 I love to eat. 0:23:36.930 --> 0:23:38.650 We all love to eat, not all of us, some 0:23:38.730 --> 0:23:40.090 of you are lucky, but we eat. 0:23:40.490 --> 0:23:41.530