WEBVTT - The Most Disastrous Press Tour Of All Time [throw back]

0:00:11.189 --> 0:00:13.909
<v Speaker 1>You're listening to a Muma Mia podcast.

0:00:14.829 --> 0:00:18.349
<v Speaker 2>Mama Maya acknowledges the traditional owners of land and waters

0:00:18.389 --> 0:00:30.629
<v Speaker 2>that this podcast is recorded on Hello and welcome to

0:00:30.709 --> 0:00:34.869
<v Speaker 2>cancel The Lazy Girl's Guide to Bizarre celebrity cancelations. I'm

0:00:34.949 --> 0:00:37.629
<v Speaker 2>Jesse Stevens and I'm Claire Stephens, and we are putting

0:00:37.629 --> 0:00:40.189
<v Speaker 2>on a hot pod Summer hear at Mumma.

0:00:40.029 --> 0:00:42.389
<v Speaker 1>Mea Summer Summer Sight.

0:00:43.629 --> 0:00:44.429
<v Speaker 3>I didn't not just.

0:00:44.389 --> 0:00:48.309
<v Speaker 2>Say that, which means we'll be releasing our absolute favorite

0:00:48.349 --> 0:00:52.029
<v Speaker 2>moments across this holiday period. And on top of all that,

0:00:52.669 --> 0:00:55.909
<v Speaker 2>all podcasts at Muma Maya will have brand new episodes

0:00:56.029 --> 0:00:59.349
<v Speaker 2>dropping about the topics we couldn't stop talking about this year,

0:00:59.669 --> 0:01:03.989
<v Speaker 2>all curated especially for you. Today, we need to talk

0:01:04.029 --> 0:01:07.029
<v Speaker 2>about Dakoda Johnson, the star of Fifty Shades of Gray,

0:01:07.149 --> 0:01:10.029
<v Speaker 2>which was a global box office here, but we're not

0:01:10.469 --> 0:01:14.109
<v Speaker 2>talk Madam movies today because the greatest thing the Dakota

0:01:14.149 --> 0:01:17.869
<v Speaker 2>Johnson has ever done is the press tour for Madam Webb.

0:01:18.109 --> 0:01:21.749
<v Speaker 2>Some may call it the disastrous press tour, others would

0:01:21.749 --> 0:01:25.589
<v Speaker 2>call it very entertaining. Dakota might just be our favorite

0:01:25.629 --> 0:01:28.429
<v Speaker 2>Nepo baby we've ever welcomed. Into the council courtroom. She

0:01:28.469 --> 0:01:30.589
<v Speaker 2>doesn't really give a fuck, which is what us lazy

0:01:30.629 --> 0:01:33.909
<v Speaker 2>girls can totally relate to. From lying in interviews to

0:01:34.069 --> 0:01:37.429
<v Speaker 2>sleeping for far too long, We've unpacked it all. Were

0:01:37.469 --> 0:01:40.989
<v Speaker 2>our sentences too harsh? You decide this is a moment

0:01:41.149 --> 0:01:45.629
<v Speaker 2>from our big episode on Dakota Johnson moving on to

0:01:45.709 --> 0:01:46.309
<v Speaker 2>Madam Webb.

0:01:46.789 --> 0:01:50.629
<v Speaker 3>I have a new movie coming out. It's called Madam Webb.

0:01:53.029 --> 0:01:54.269
<v Speaker 1>It is in the.

0:01:54.189 --> 0:01:59.749
<v Speaker 3>Marvel universe, and it also stars Sidney Sweeney. So it's

0:01:59.829 --> 0:02:03.989
<v Speaker 3>kind of like if AI generated your boyfriend's perfect movie.

0:02:04.069 --> 0:02:11.549
<v Speaker 2>Dakota Johnson describes Madam Webb as absolutely psychotic. I don't

0:02:11.549 --> 0:02:14.789
<v Speaker 2>know anything about it, and I agree, I don't know

0:02:14.829 --> 0:02:18.869
<v Speaker 2>where to begin. Jersey White, everyone in Madam Webb, everyone

0:02:18.869 --> 0:02:21.309
<v Speaker 2>you've ever met, Sidney Sweeney is Adam Webb. And I

0:02:21.389 --> 0:02:23.669
<v Speaker 2>think that's a strange call. Weren't you working on other

0:02:23.709 --> 0:02:27.469
<v Speaker 2>things she was, such as that romantic comedy anyone but you?

0:02:28.509 --> 0:02:30.309
<v Speaker 2>Let's start with the trailer.

0:02:30.949 --> 0:02:33.869
<v Speaker 1>A week ago, I spent my life racing against time.

0:02:34.989 --> 0:02:36.709
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna help you out today, okay.

0:02:37.029 --> 0:02:39.349
<v Speaker 1>Trying to save people who are running out of it,

0:02:40.429 --> 0:02:48.149
<v Speaker 1>until one moment changed everything. I've been having visions. I

0:02:48.229 --> 0:02:52.709
<v Speaker 1>knew he was gonna die. I think I'm seeing the future.

0:02:53.309 --> 0:02:56.429
<v Speaker 2>Have you seen the viral meme from the trailer about

0:02:56.429 --> 0:03:02.429
<v Speaker 2>the Amazon? No, No, all, I've seen tweets about how

0:03:02.469 --> 0:03:05.349
<v Speaker 2>bad it is and like some quotes where it's like,

0:03:05.469 --> 0:03:09.229
<v Speaker 2>I am Madam Webb. Okay, well this has gone absolutely

0:03:09.269 --> 0:03:10.869
<v Speaker 2>viral and they put it to you know who else

0:03:10.869 --> 0:03:13.429
<v Speaker 2>doesn't notice going viral? Dakota. She doesn't have a fine.

0:03:13.429 --> 0:03:17.029
<v Speaker 2>I swear to god, this is the clip that everyone

0:03:17.069 --> 0:03:20.469
<v Speaker 2>saw and just the internet fucking lost again.

0:03:20.549 --> 0:03:22.629
<v Speaker 1>He was in the Amazon with my mom when she

0:03:22.709 --> 0:03:24.909
<v Speaker 1>was researching spiders right before she died.

0:03:26.269 --> 0:03:28.029
<v Speaker 2>Let me just I'm going to repeat to you the

0:03:28.069 --> 0:03:30.869
<v Speaker 2>line that's gone absolutely viral. He was in the Amazon

0:03:31.069 --> 0:03:34.309
<v Speaker 2>with my mom when she was researching spiders just before

0:03:34.349 --> 0:03:39.549
<v Speaker 2>she died. The more I hear this sentence, the less

0:03:39.549 --> 0:03:45.389
<v Speaker 2>I understand it. He spider man. No, because she was

0:03:45.429 --> 0:03:51.909
<v Speaker 2>researching spiders. He was in the Amazon with my mom

0:03:52.349 --> 0:03:57.269
<v Speaker 2>when she was researching spiders before she died. Okay, before

0:03:57.269 --> 0:04:00.429
<v Speaker 2>her mom died, Yes, before she died. She was in

0:04:00.429 --> 0:04:07.469
<v Speaker 2>the Amazon researching spiders with him. The sentences doing me

0:04:07.989 --> 0:04:11.629
<v Speaker 2>something about the subject and the I don't know who

0:04:11.669 --> 0:04:15.989
<v Speaker 2>he was. She's in the Amazon with my mom when

0:04:16.029 --> 0:04:20.589
<v Speaker 2>she was researching spiders just before she died. It seems

0:04:20.589 --> 0:04:24.669
<v Speaker 2>Spider Webby and Spider Many in Madame and Madame Madam Webby.

0:04:24.989 --> 0:04:27.349
<v Speaker 2>It went so viral because no one could understand it,

0:04:27.389 --> 0:04:29.549
<v Speaker 2>and it ended up being cut from the actual film.

0:04:30.269 --> 0:04:32.069
<v Speaker 4>With that sound, we wouldn't have been able to hear

0:04:32.109 --> 0:04:34.669
<v Speaker 4>such classic lines as You're gonna need a bigger boat,

0:04:34.949 --> 0:04:37.149
<v Speaker 4>I'll have what she's having. And he was in the

0:04:37.189 --> 0:04:40.189
<v Speaker 4>Amazon with my mother when she was researching spiders just

0:04:40.229 --> 0:04:41.429
<v Speaker 4>before she died.

0:04:41.549 --> 0:04:43.189
<v Speaker 2>And it was put to her and everyone was like,

0:04:43.229 --> 0:04:44.949
<v Speaker 2>have you seen this going viral? And she's like, I do.

0:04:45.309 --> 0:04:46.789
<v Speaker 2>I don't understand why that's gone viral.

0:04:46.869 --> 0:04:47.829
<v Speaker 1>That's just a sentence.

0:04:48.749 --> 0:04:51.669
<v Speaker 2>They're like, oh, it's just out of context. It just

0:04:51.709 --> 0:04:54.829
<v Speaker 2>and then she goes, doesn't anything out of context sound

0:04:54.989 --> 0:04:57.909
<v Speaker 2>out of context? I think she has a point. I

0:04:57.949 --> 0:05:00.149
<v Speaker 2>think she has a point. If you took any line

0:05:00.189 --> 0:05:04.629
<v Speaker 2>from Oppenheimer, from Barbie out of context, yeah, it might

0:05:04.709 --> 0:05:07.149
<v Speaker 2>sound funny, but this is just a like, it's clearly

0:05:07.149 --> 0:05:10.069
<v Speaker 2>a premise setting line. Yeah, No, I think he was.

0:05:10.109 --> 0:05:12.069
<v Speaker 2>It's in the Amazon with my mom when she was

0:05:12.109 --> 0:05:15.509
<v Speaker 2>researching spiders just before she died. I think the problem

0:05:15.629 --> 0:05:20.189
<v Speaker 2>is Madam Webb doesn't make sense. Terrible film. Everybody's mad

0:05:20.229 --> 0:05:22.829
<v Speaker 2>about it. The number of sheese could be multiple. She

0:05:23.069 --> 0:05:25.829
<v Speaker 2>is so true, and I just feel like if my

0:05:25.949 --> 0:05:29.869
<v Speaker 2>mom had died, I wouldn't be like I would. She

0:05:29.949 --> 0:05:32.109
<v Speaker 2>was spiders before she It's like, did she die from

0:05:32.149 --> 0:05:36.189
<v Speaker 2>the Amazon Spiders or did she died unrelatedly ten years later?

0:05:36.469 --> 0:05:38.349
<v Speaker 2>In which case, why are we thinking about the Amazon?

0:05:38.429 --> 0:05:43.669
<v Speaker 2>You know a great point who died. Was it him

0:05:44.109 --> 0:05:46.389
<v Speaker 2>or was it her? Lays it with spiders in the

0:05:46.389 --> 0:05:49.669
<v Speaker 2>Amazon or the Amazon. In a promotional video, she said

0:05:50.269 --> 0:05:53.389
<v Speaker 2>I've always loved Marvel movies, and then later admitted that

0:05:53.429 --> 0:05:56.429
<v Speaker 2>she'd seen maybe four percent of them. She was then

0:05:56.509 --> 0:05:59.069
<v Speaker 2>asked if she could name the Spider Man films on

0:05:59.109 --> 0:06:01.989
<v Speaker 2>because Madam web is related to the Spider Man.

0:06:02.349 --> 0:06:03.029
<v Speaker 4>I thought of that.

0:06:03.109 --> 0:06:05.469
<v Speaker 2>The Web gave it away. Yes, so it's something to

0:06:05.549 --> 0:06:09.189
<v Speaker 2>do with the Marvel universe. I don't know if it's

0:06:09.189 --> 0:06:11.149
<v Speaker 2>technically a Marvel ste because some people have said that

0:06:11.189 --> 0:06:13.549
<v Speaker 2>she tagged Marvel and then they think she discovered it

0:06:13.549 --> 0:06:15.709
<v Speaker 2>wasn't really a Marvel film or something afterwards, and then

0:06:15.749 --> 0:06:19.229
<v Speaker 2>she deleted that post. She couldn't name the Spider Man films,

0:06:19.549 --> 0:06:21.469
<v Speaker 2>isn't it like The Amazing Spider Man and the Amazing

0:06:21.509 --> 0:06:25.589
<v Speaker 2>Spider Man Too and Spider Man Multiverse, et cetera. Well,

0:06:25.629 --> 0:06:26.389
<v Speaker 2>she gave it a shot.

0:06:26.509 --> 0:06:32.229
<v Speaker 3>Okay, spider Man, here's here he comes one Spider Man

0:06:32.709 --> 0:06:36.629
<v Speaker 3>and he's back, and the other one, the last one

0:06:36.749 --> 0:06:45.149
<v Speaker 3>is the garblet of Spider Man. Harry spider Man and

0:06:45.189 --> 0:06:46.509
<v Speaker 3>the Garblet of Man.

0:06:49.229 --> 0:06:52.389
<v Speaker 2>Like her, I like her. I don't know the goblet

0:06:52.429 --> 0:06:55.949
<v Speaker 2>of Spider Man. Who is and she refuses to prep

0:06:56.149 --> 0:06:59.989
<v Speaker 2>who is in that? Daniel rag quiz No.

0:07:00.029 --> 0:07:00.229
<v Speaker 4>No.

0:07:00.749 --> 0:07:02.789
<v Speaker 2>She was also asked because she kept being like, I

0:07:02.789 --> 0:07:04.749
<v Speaker 2>love the Marble universe because that was on her, so

0:07:04.869 --> 0:07:07.469
<v Speaker 2>she was probably briefed, Yeah, talking point, say you love

0:07:07.509 --> 0:07:10.629
<v Speaker 2>the Marvel universe spider Man. She said, I love the

0:07:10.629 --> 0:07:12.669
<v Speaker 2>Marvel universe. And they said, oh my goodness, who is

0:07:12.709 --> 0:07:14.389
<v Speaker 2>your favorite female Marvel character?

0:07:16.029 --> 0:07:18.069
<v Speaker 4>Oh shit, the blue.

0:07:17.869 --> 0:07:24.109
<v Speaker 2>One, Beverly the dinosaur? Is that what she says? No,

0:07:24.949 --> 0:07:27.149
<v Speaker 2>she didn't think of one. She couldn't think of one.

0:07:27.469 --> 0:07:31.589
<v Speaker 2>She's like, I can't think of one. Scarlet to your hand, scarlet,

0:07:31.869 --> 0:07:36.429
<v Speaker 2>you're handsmen. It's a black widow one. I would just

0:07:36.509 --> 0:07:40.549
<v Speaker 2>name it oison. That isn't either of the twins Elizabeth

0:07:41.269 --> 0:07:47.789
<v Speaker 2>Oh also red back Spider, a huntsman can a huntsman.

0:07:47.829 --> 0:07:49.749
<v Speaker 2>It sounds like they'd be a huntsman. I would just

0:07:49.749 --> 0:07:51.829
<v Speaker 2>say a reptile. Oh, you're thinking snow white and the

0:07:51.909 --> 0:08:05.109
<v Speaker 2>huntsman cane togd. The thing about Dakota is that she

0:08:05.229 --> 0:08:10.869
<v Speaker 2>quite goes with Madam Webb as a conceptual project because

0:08:10.909 --> 0:08:13.069
<v Speaker 2>the thing about Madam Webb is that somebody was sitting

0:08:13.069 --> 0:08:14.989
<v Speaker 2>around a table and they went, we need something for

0:08:15.029 --> 0:08:18.309
<v Speaker 2>the women in that. We keep making these superhero movies

0:08:18.389 --> 0:08:21.349
<v Speaker 2>and they're just they're very dominated by men produced to

0:08:21.389 --> 0:08:25.149
<v Speaker 2>LITTERA is going to look up. Madam Webb's power is

0:08:25.149 --> 0:08:29.829
<v Speaker 2>that that's not related. Okay, so apparently Madam Webber can

0:08:29.869 --> 0:08:32.469
<v Speaker 2>see the future like a psychic. Just make a film

0:08:32.509 --> 0:08:37.269
<v Speaker 2>about psychics. That's not related to spidering. That's an issue. No,

0:08:37.469 --> 0:08:40.189
<v Speaker 2>it's like eat your prey or something. Yeah, like a

0:08:40.229 --> 0:08:44.269
<v Speaker 2>real spider. It sounds really really bad, but Dakota goes

0:08:44.269 --> 0:08:47.029
<v Speaker 2>with it because clearly Room of lazy Riders and they went, oh,

0:08:47.069 --> 0:08:50.349
<v Speaker 2>who can we get who just doesn't give a fuck, Dakota.

0:08:50.549 --> 0:08:50.909
<v Speaker 4>I'll do it.

0:08:51.589 --> 0:08:54.749
<v Speaker 2>She's pray good nights before anyway. You know things are

0:08:54.749 --> 0:08:58.709
<v Speaker 2>bad when you read the following headline. Dakota Johnson fired

0:08:58.749 --> 0:09:03.509
<v Speaker 2>her agent immediately after Madam Webb's trailer drop. So it

0:09:03.589 --> 0:09:06.509
<v Speaker 2>starts showing in cinemas and it's not a comedy that

0:09:06.549 --> 0:09:09.509
<v Speaker 2>they're audible laughs ahhu. It has been described as an

0:09:09.549 --> 0:09:12.109
<v Speaker 2>origin story for a comic book character no one asked for.

0:09:12.829 --> 0:09:15.549
<v Speaker 2>It's been called dumb and schlonky as the worst of

0:09:15.589 --> 0:09:18.429
<v Speaker 2>the genre, and it debuted with a twelve percent rating

0:09:18.469 --> 0:09:22.469
<v Speaker 2>on Rotten Tomatrow Love Claire. That's when the press tour started.

0:09:22.549 --> 0:09:26.789
<v Speaker 2>Oh if you thought the Fifty Shades press tour was chaotic,

0:09:27.589 --> 0:09:31.749
<v Speaker 2>enter my dumb. My favorite is when they go on

0:09:31.789 --> 0:09:34.029
<v Speaker 2>to press you and then somebody asked them. They're like,

0:09:34.029 --> 0:09:35.829
<v Speaker 2>what do you think about the response to film? And

0:09:35.869 --> 0:09:41.029
<v Speaker 2>they're like, what response. Three of the actors, one of

0:09:41.069 --> 0:09:43.869
<v Speaker 2>them is Sidney Sweeney, joked about how Dakota left them

0:09:43.869 --> 0:09:46.829
<v Speaker 2>on Red and then Dakota was like, nah, they excluded

0:09:46.829 --> 0:09:48.389
<v Speaker 2>me from the group. Chat ha ha ha, And then

0:09:48.429 --> 0:09:50.069
<v Speaker 2>she was like ha ha ha. I love them, but

0:09:50.109 --> 0:09:51.509
<v Speaker 2>they really annoy me, that's a quote.

0:09:51.549 --> 0:09:54.029
<v Speaker 4>How did you actually like your gen Z cast members,

0:09:54.109 --> 0:09:54.869
<v Speaker 4>your co stars?

0:09:55.149 --> 0:09:57.749
<v Speaker 3>I love them, yeah, and they annoy me.

0:09:58.069 --> 0:10:01.749
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I love them, but they really annoyed me. And

0:10:01.789 --> 0:10:05.749
<v Speaker 2>then there was a literal earthquake. Did dream the press conference?

0:10:05.909 --> 0:10:06.229
<v Speaker 1>Haha?

0:10:06.469 --> 0:10:08.789
<v Speaker 2>And I swear to God, she was like, please make

0:10:08.829 --> 0:10:11.109
<v Speaker 2>this be a fucking ten. Let me out of this building.

0:10:11.229 --> 0:10:15.549
<v Speaker 2>Let me show you how she reacted to the actual earthquake.

0:10:16.069 --> 0:10:20.069
<v Speaker 3>You would have loved to have protecting these younger women.

0:10:20.829 --> 0:10:21.749
<v Speaker 4>Is that an earthquake?

0:10:22.589 --> 0:10:26.669
<v Speaker 3>Okay, we're just on an earthquake. Did you just do that?

0:10:27.029 --> 0:10:28.429
<v Speaker 3>Did I?

0:10:28.669 --> 0:10:29.669
<v Speaker 1>You know what's gonna happen?

0:10:29.829 --> 0:10:32.789
<v Speaker 3>Do you like that we all just sat here? This

0:10:32.829 --> 0:10:36.629
<v Speaker 3>is yeah, that was like very like fabulous. That was fabulous.

0:10:36.669 --> 0:10:40.309
<v Speaker 3>You're just an earthquake, okay, and we're just gonna move

0:10:40.349 --> 0:10:42.349
<v Speaker 3>on continuing.

0:10:43.349 --> 0:10:47.749
<v Speaker 2>It's very leave me alone. I'm just asleep. It's very bad.

0:10:48.069 --> 0:10:49.309
<v Speaker 2>And it's like, this is why don't get out of

0:10:49.349 --> 0:10:50.269
<v Speaker 2>bed because there's an earthquake?

0:10:50.309 --> 0:10:50.989
<v Speaker 1>Drough my interview.

0:10:51.789 --> 0:10:53.269
<v Speaker 2>I was just trying to answer the question there it

0:10:53.269 --> 0:10:55.829
<v Speaker 2>was an earthquake. You know how I've heard people described

0:10:55.869 --> 0:10:59.269
<v Speaker 2>as unflappable, and I've never understood that word before, but

0:10:59.349 --> 0:11:03.709
<v Speaker 2>Dakota Johnson simply cannot be flat. You are n oppressed.

0:11:03.749 --> 0:11:06.869
<v Speaker 2>You are for one of the worst movies in recent

0:11:06.989 --> 0:11:10.109
<v Speaker 2>memory about which you are being slammed as an individual.

0:11:10.309 --> 0:11:12.669
<v Speaker 2>And there is currently an earthquak. There's currently an earthquake,

0:11:12.669 --> 0:11:14.709
<v Speaker 2>and you could tell when the interviewer made a joke like,

0:11:14.749 --> 0:11:16.429
<v Speaker 2>oh did you do that? And I swear She's like,

0:11:16.989 --> 0:11:20.989
<v Speaker 2>just madam, make earthquakes. She's like, did I how to

0:11:21.029 --> 0:11:24.869
<v Speaker 2>earthquakes work? This is why it's hard being an fo baby,

0:11:25.189 --> 0:11:28.109
<v Speaker 2>because we get confused thinking we have the power to

0:11:28.149 --> 0:11:32.229
<v Speaker 2>make earthquakes. By this point, everyone is saying out loud

0:11:32.309 --> 0:11:34.629
<v Speaker 2>this movie it's not good, and Dakota is like, look,

0:11:34.669 --> 0:11:37.749
<v Speaker 2>I know it's fucking mad. In a profile with Bustle,

0:11:37.869 --> 0:11:40.709
<v Speaker 2>she admitted that she's across the response and she will

0:11:40.709 --> 0:11:42.829
<v Speaker 2>never do anything like it again. All Right, I don't

0:11:42.869 --> 0:11:46.309
<v Speaker 2>think anything like it will be made. I'm not surprised.

0:11:46.709 --> 0:11:48.949
<v Speaker 2>I'm not surprised that this has gone down the way

0:11:48.949 --> 0:11:52.989
<v Speaker 2>it has. She claimed. It was definitely an experience for

0:11:53.029 --> 0:11:55.309
<v Speaker 2>me to make that movie. I'd never done anything like

0:11:55.349 --> 0:11:57.469
<v Speaker 2>it before, and I will probably never do anything like

0:11:57.469 --> 0:12:00.709
<v Speaker 2>it again because I don't make sense, Well, it's not

0:12:00.869 --> 0:12:02.869
<v Speaker 2>nice to be part of something that's tripped to shreds.

0:12:03.349 --> 0:12:06.629
<v Speaker 2>But I can't say that. I don't understand, she continued.

0:12:06.709 --> 0:12:08.989
<v Speaker 2>Sometimes in this industry, you sign onto something and it's

0:12:08.989 --> 0:12:11.149
<v Speaker 2>one thing, and then as you're making it becomes a

0:12:11.149 --> 0:12:13.949
<v Speaker 2>totally different thing, and you're like, wait what she said?

0:12:13.949 --> 0:12:16.949
<v Speaker 2>It was creativity made by committee, and executives are doing

0:12:16.989 --> 0:12:19.789
<v Speaker 2>things based on an algorithm, and she's like, this movie

0:12:19.869 --> 0:12:22.909
<v Speaker 2>has been humshit. She skipped the premiere to go and

0:12:22.949 --> 0:12:25.829
<v Speaker 2>have dinner. She says she doesn't know when she'll see it,

0:12:25.869 --> 0:12:28.149
<v Speaker 2>but maybe and I quote they.

0:12:29.309 --> 0:12:30.469
<v Speaker 1>No fucks given.

0:12:31.509 --> 0:12:34.469
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I agree that sometimes you sign on to a

0:12:34.549 --> 0:12:37.029
<v Speaker 2>project and by the end it's something very different.

0:12:37.469 --> 0:12:37.869
<v Speaker 4>You and I.

0:12:38.109 --> 0:12:39.509
<v Speaker 2>You know what I was thinking during this. Now, I

0:12:39.509 --> 0:12:41.229
<v Speaker 2>wasn't going to bring it up on the podcast because

0:12:41.389 --> 0:12:42.829
<v Speaker 2>you don't want to sound like you relate too much

0:12:42.869 --> 0:12:45.309
<v Speaker 2>to celebrities. But you and I did film a hallow

0:12:45.349 --> 0:12:48.389
<v Speaker 2>Fresh ad, and during the filming of that ad, I went,

0:12:48.549 --> 0:12:50.669
<v Speaker 2>I mean, we could just we could look like it is.

0:12:51.069 --> 0:12:52.549
<v Speaker 2>You could ask me to do and this is what

0:12:52.629 --> 0:12:55.349
<v Speaker 2>happened in Madam Webb. You could cut this. However, you

0:12:55.749 --> 0:12:57.469
<v Speaker 2>and you're asked to do silly things. They said to

0:12:57.549 --> 0:13:00.909
<v Speaker 2>Dakota Johnson that a green screen and there was explosions

0:13:00.909 --> 0:13:05.389
<v Speaker 2>and shed go and she didn't know. She don't know

0:13:05.429 --> 0:13:09.389
<v Speaker 2>what and apparently the CGR whatever it's called special effects.

0:13:10.909 --> 0:13:12.869
<v Speaker 2>Now she looks like an idiot. Yeah, because it looks

0:13:12.909 --> 0:13:15.469
<v Speaker 2>like you're trying too hard with acting in a fake environment.

0:13:15.509 --> 0:13:15.709
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:13:15.709 --> 0:13:17.749
<v Speaker 2>And it's like if you go, haha, explosion, but it's

0:13:17.749 --> 0:13:20.589
<v Speaker 2>actually a small explosion, you look like you're about actor.

0:13:21.469 --> 0:13:24.269
<v Speaker 2>So I think you don't know when you sign on

0:13:24.269 --> 0:13:26.309
<v Speaker 2>to a movie how it's going to end up. And

0:13:26.349 --> 0:13:29.309
<v Speaker 2>what she's done here is blame everyone else. But I

0:13:29.349 --> 0:13:30.989
<v Speaker 2>have to say that does seem to happen to her

0:13:31.069 --> 0:13:33.749
<v Speaker 2>quite frequently, that she signs onto a project and by

0:13:33.749 --> 0:13:35.549
<v Speaker 2>the end it's something different. I guess the question is,

0:13:35.869 --> 0:13:40.829
<v Speaker 2>are you the common denominator? Maybe her laziness and her

0:13:40.909 --> 0:13:43.749
<v Speaker 2>lack of energy and you know what she does. She's

0:13:43.789 --> 0:13:45.509
<v Speaker 2>one of those people that gets into a group project,

0:13:46.229 --> 0:13:50.989
<v Speaker 2>tunes out, allows group project to be submitted, and then

0:13:50.989 --> 0:13:53.069
<v Speaker 2>says I would have done it different. Yeah, And it's

0:13:53.109 --> 0:13:55.869
<v Speaker 2>like you were present, yeah, and you brought nothing and

0:13:55.909 --> 0:13:57.389
<v Speaker 2>you brought nothing, And we asked what you thought of

0:13:57.429 --> 0:13:59.669
<v Speaker 2>the SCRIPTU, and you said, fine, you hadn't read it.

0:14:00.989 --> 0:14:03.789
<v Speaker 2>This is a quote. Not watching my movies is like

0:14:03.869 --> 0:14:08.309
<v Speaker 2>self care to Johnson, Okay, I want another Madam Web

0:14:08.709 --> 0:14:12.909
<v Speaker 2>just for the press too. Two Madam Press Web, two

0:14:13.669 --> 0:14:18.389
<v Speaker 2>more earthquakes. To listen to that entire episode where we

0:14:18.429 --> 0:14:21.749
<v Speaker 2>talk about when Dakota Johnson dissed the cinematic masterpiece that

0:14:21.869 --> 0:14:24.829
<v Speaker 2>is Fifty Shades of Gray, which was another hilarious press tour,

0:14:25.229 --> 0:14:28.589
<v Speaker 2>just click the link in our show notes, We're recanceling

0:14:28.829 --> 0:14:32.269
<v Speaker 2>three things every week over the summer break, including celebrities,

0:14:32.269 --> 0:14:35.789
<v Speaker 2>TV shows, celebrity couples, and press tours because we need

0:14:35.829 --> 0:14:38.909
<v Speaker 2>to keep the investigations running. You can find videos from

0:14:38.949 --> 0:14:42.469
<v Speaker 2>the podcast and evidence of the celebrity crimes on our Instagram,

0:14:42.509 --> 0:14:45.909
<v Speaker 2>at the Twins Underscore Thoughts, or on TikTok At canceled

0:14:46.029 --> 0:14:49.909
<v Speaker 2>the podcast, Bye