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And on top of all that, 11 00:00:52,669 --> 00:00:55,909 Speaker 2: all podcasts at Muma Maya will have brand new episodes 12 00:00:56,029 --> 00:00:59,349 Speaker 2: dropping about the topics we couldn't stop talking about this year, 13 00:00:59,669 --> 00:01:03,989 Speaker 2: all curated especially for you. Today, we need to talk 14 00:01:04,029 --> 00:01:07,029 Speaker 2: about Dakoda Johnson, the star of Fifty Shades of Gray, 15 00:01:07,149 --> 00:01:10,029 Speaker 2: which was a global box office here, but we're not 16 00:01:10,469 --> 00:01:14,109 Speaker 2: talk Madam movies today because the greatest thing the Dakota 17 00:01:14,149 --> 00:01:17,869 Speaker 2: Johnson has ever done is the press tour for Madam Webb. 18 00:01:18,109 --> 00:01:21,749 Speaker 2: Some may call it the disastrous press tour, others would 19 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:25,589 Speaker 2: call it very entertaining. Dakota might just be our favorite 20 00:01:25,629 --> 00:01:28,429 Speaker 2: Nepo baby we've ever welcomed. Into the council courtroom. She 21 00:01:28,469 --> 00:01:30,589 Speaker 2: doesn't really give a fuck, which is what us lazy 22 00:01:30,629 --> 00:01:33,909 Speaker 2: girls can totally relate to. From lying in interviews to 23 00:01:34,069 --> 00:01:37,429 Speaker 2: sleeping for far too long, We've unpacked it all. Were 24 00:01:37,469 --> 00:01:40,989 Speaker 2: our sentences too harsh? You decide this is a moment 25 00:01:41,149 --> 00:01:45,629 Speaker 2: from our big episode on Dakota Johnson moving on to 26 00:01:45,709 --> 00:01:46,309 Speaker 2: Madam Webb. 27 00:01:46,789 --> 00:01:50,629 Speaker 3: I have a new movie coming out. It's called Madam Webb. 28 00:01:53,029 --> 00:01:54,269 Speaker 1: It is in the. 29 00:01:54,189 --> 00:01:59,749 Speaker 3: Marvel universe, and it also stars Sidney Sweeney. So it's 30 00:01:59,829 --> 00:02:03,989 Speaker 3: kind of like if AI generated your boyfriend's perfect movie. 31 00:02:04,069 --> 00:02:11,549 Speaker 2: Dakota Johnson describes Madam Webb as absolutely psychotic. I don't 32 00:02:11,549 --> 00:02:14,789 Speaker 2: know anything about it, and I agree, I don't know 33 00:02:14,829 --> 00:02:18,869 Speaker 2: where to begin. Jersey White, everyone in Madam Webb, everyone 34 00:02:18,869 --> 00:02:21,309 Speaker 2: you've ever met, Sidney Sweeney is Adam Webb. And I 35 00:02:21,389 --> 00:02:23,669 Speaker 2: think that's a strange call. Weren't you working on other 36 00:02:23,709 --> 00:02:27,469 Speaker 2: things she was, such as that romantic comedy anyone but you? 37 00:02:28,509 --> 00:02:30,309 Speaker 2: Let's start with the trailer. 38 00:02:30,949 --> 00:02:33,869 Speaker 1: A week ago, I spent my life racing against time. 39 00:02:34,989 --> 00:02:36,709 Speaker 3: I'm gonna help you out today, okay. 40 00:02:37,029 --> 00:02:39,349 Speaker 1: Trying to save people who are running out of it, 41 00:02:40,429 --> 00:02:48,149 Speaker 1: until one moment changed everything. I've been having visions. I 42 00:02:48,229 --> 00:02:52,709 Speaker 1: knew he was gonna die. I think I'm seeing the future. 43 00:02:53,309 --> 00:02:56,429 Speaker 2: Have you seen the viral meme from the trailer about 44 00:02:56,429 --> 00:03:02,429 Speaker 2: the Amazon? No, No, all, I've seen tweets about how 45 00:03:02,469 --> 00:03:05,349 Speaker 2: bad it is and like some quotes where it's like, 46 00:03:05,469 --> 00:03:09,229 Speaker 2: I am Madam Webb. Okay, well this has gone absolutely 47 00:03:09,269 --> 00:03:10,869 Speaker 2: viral and they put it to you know who else 48 00:03:10,869 --> 00:03:13,429 Speaker 2: doesn't notice going viral? Dakota. She doesn't have a fine. 49 00:03:13,429 --> 00:03:17,029 Speaker 2: I swear to god, this is the clip that everyone 50 00:03:17,069 --> 00:03:20,469 Speaker 2: saw and just the internet fucking lost again. 51 00:03:20,549 --> 00:03:22,629 Speaker 1: He was in the Amazon with my mom when she 52 00:03:22,709 --> 00:03:24,909 Speaker 1: was researching spiders right before she died. 53 00:03:26,269 --> 00:03:28,029 Speaker 2: Let me just I'm going to repeat to you the 54 00:03:28,069 --> 00:03:30,869 Speaker 2: line that's gone absolutely viral. He was in the Amazon 55 00:03:31,069 --> 00:03:34,309 Speaker 2: with my mom when she was researching spiders just before 56 00:03:34,349 --> 00:03:39,549 Speaker 2: she died. The more I hear this sentence, the less 57 00:03:39,549 --> 00:03:45,389 Speaker 2: I understand it. He spider man. No, because she was 58 00:03:45,429 --> 00:03:51,909 Speaker 2: researching spiders. He was in the Amazon with my mom 59 00:03:52,349 --> 00:03:57,269 Speaker 2: when she was researching spiders before she died. Okay, before 60 00:03:57,269 --> 00:04:00,429 Speaker 2: her mom died, Yes, before she died. She was in 61 00:04:00,429 --> 00:04:07,469 Speaker 2: the Amazon researching spiders with him. The sentences doing me 62 00:04:07,989 --> 00:04:11,629 Speaker 2: something about the subject and the I don't know who 63 00:04:11,669 --> 00:04:15,989 Speaker 2: he was. She's in the Amazon with my mom when 64 00:04:16,029 --> 00:04:20,589 Speaker 2: she was researching spiders just before she died. It seems 65 00:04:20,589 --> 00:04:24,669 Speaker 2: Spider Webby and Spider Many in Madame and Madame Madam Webby. 66 00:04:24,989 --> 00:04:27,349 Speaker 2: It went so viral because no one could understand it, 67 00:04:27,389 --> 00:04:29,549 Speaker 2: and it ended up being cut from the actual film. 68 00:04:30,269 --> 00:04:32,069 Speaker 4: With that sound, we wouldn't have been able to hear 69 00:04:32,109 --> 00:04:34,669 Speaker 4: such classic lines as You're gonna need a bigger boat, 70 00:04:34,949 --> 00:04:37,149 Speaker 4: I'll have what she's having. And he was in the 71 00:04:37,189 --> 00:04:40,189 Speaker 4: Amazon with my mother when she was researching spiders just 72 00:04:40,229 --> 00:04:41,429 Speaker 4: before she died. 73 00:04:41,549 --> 00:04:43,189 Speaker 2: And it was put to her and everyone was like, 74 00:04:43,229 --> 00:04:44,949 Speaker 2: have you seen this going viral? And she's like, I do. 75 00:04:45,309 --> 00:04:46,789 Speaker 2: I don't understand why that's gone viral. 76 00:04:46,869 --> 00:04:47,829 Speaker 1: That's just a sentence. 77 00:04:48,749 --> 00:04:51,669 Speaker 2: They're like, oh, it's just out of context. It just 78 00:04:51,709 --> 00:04:54,829 Speaker 2: and then she goes, doesn't anything out of context sound 79 00:04:54,989 --> 00:04:57,909 Speaker 2: out of context? I think she has a point. I 80 00:04:57,949 --> 00:05:00,149 Speaker 2: think she has a point. If you took any line 81 00:05:00,189 --> 00:05:04,629 Speaker 2: from Oppenheimer, from Barbie out of context, yeah, it might 82 00:05:04,709 --> 00:05:07,149 Speaker 2: sound funny, but this is just a like, it's clearly 83 00:05:07,149 --> 00:05:10,069 Speaker 2: a premise setting line. Yeah, No, I think he was. 84 00:05:10,109 --> 00:05:12,069 Speaker 2: It's in the Amazon with my mom when she was 85 00:05:12,109 --> 00:05:15,509 Speaker 2: researching spiders just before she died. I think the problem 86 00:05:15,629 --> 00:05:20,189 Speaker 2: is Madam Webb doesn't make sense. Terrible film. Everybody's mad 87 00:05:20,229 --> 00:05:22,829 Speaker 2: about it. The number of sheese could be multiple. She 88 00:05:23,069 --> 00:05:25,829 Speaker 2: is so true, and I just feel like if my 89 00:05:25,949 --> 00:05:29,869 Speaker 2: mom had died, I wouldn't be like I would. She 90 00:05:29,949 --> 00:05:32,109 Speaker 2: was spiders before she It's like, did she die from 91 00:05:32,149 --> 00:05:36,189 Speaker 2: the Amazon Spiders or did she died unrelatedly ten years later? 92 00:05:36,469 --> 00:05:38,349 Speaker 2: In which case, why are we thinking about the Amazon? 93 00:05:38,429 --> 00:05:43,669 Speaker 2: You know a great point who died. Was it him 94 00:05:44,109 --> 00:05:46,389 Speaker 2: or was it her? Lays it with spiders in the 95 00:05:46,389 --> 00:05:49,669 Speaker 2: Amazon or the Amazon. In a promotional video, she said 96 00:05:50,269 --> 00:05:53,389 Speaker 2: I've always loved Marvel movies, and then later admitted that 97 00:05:53,429 --> 00:05:56,429 Speaker 2: she'd seen maybe four percent of them. She was then 98 00:05:56,509 --> 00:05:59,069 Speaker 2: asked if she could name the Spider Man films on 99 00:05:59,109 --> 00:06:01,989 Speaker 2: because Madam web is related to the Spider Man. 100 00:06:02,349 --> 00:06:03,029 Speaker 4: I thought of that. 101 00:06:03,109 --> 00:06:05,469 Speaker 2: The Web gave it away. Yes, so it's something to 102 00:06:05,549 --> 00:06:09,189 Speaker 2: do with the Marvel universe. I don't know if it's 103 00:06:09,189 --> 00:06:11,149 Speaker 2: technically a Marvel ste because some people have said that 104 00:06:11,189 --> 00:06:13,549 Speaker 2: she tagged Marvel and then they think she discovered it 105 00:06:13,549 --> 00:06:15,709 Speaker 2: wasn't really a Marvel film or something afterwards, and then 106 00:06:15,749 --> 00:06:19,229 Speaker 2: she deleted that post. She couldn't name the Spider Man films, 107 00:06:19,549 --> 00:06:21,469 Speaker 2: isn't it like The Amazing Spider Man and the Amazing 108 00:06:21,509 --> 00:06:25,589 Speaker 2: Spider Man Too and Spider Man Multiverse, et cetera. Well, 109 00:06:25,629 --> 00:06:26,389 Speaker 2: she gave it a shot. 110 00:06:26,509 --> 00:06:32,229 Speaker 3: Okay, spider Man, here's here he comes one Spider Man 111 00:06:32,709 --> 00:06:36,629 Speaker 3: and he's back, and the other one, the last one 112 00:06:36,749 --> 00:06:45,149 Speaker 3: is the garblet of Spider Man. Harry spider Man and 113 00:06:45,189 --> 00:06:46,509 Speaker 3: the Garblet of Man. 114 00:06:49,229 --> 00:06:52,389 Speaker 2: Like her, I like her. I don't know the goblet 115 00:06:52,429 --> 00:06:55,949 Speaker 2: of Spider Man. Who is and she refuses to prep 116 00:06:56,149 --> 00:06:59,989 Speaker 2: who is in that? Daniel rag quiz No. 117 00:07:00,029 --> 00:07:00,229 Speaker 4: No. 118 00:07:00,749 --> 00:07:02,789 Speaker 2: She was also asked because she kept being like, I 119 00:07:02,789 --> 00:07:04,749 Speaker 2: love the Marble universe because that was on her, so 120 00:07:04,869 --> 00:07:07,469 Speaker 2: she was probably briefed, Yeah, talking point, say you love 121 00:07:07,509 --> 00:07:10,629 Speaker 2: the Marvel universe spider Man. She said, I love the 122 00:07:10,629 --> 00:07:12,669 Speaker 2: Marvel universe. And they said, oh my goodness, who is 123 00:07:12,709 --> 00:07:14,389 Speaker 2: your favorite female Marvel character? 124 00:07:16,029 --> 00:07:18,069 Speaker 4: Oh shit, the blue. 125 00:07:17,869 --> 00:07:24,109 Speaker 2: One, Beverly the dinosaur? Is that what she says? No, 126 00:07:24,949 --> 00:07:27,149 Speaker 2: she didn't think of one. She couldn't think of one. 127 00:07:27,469 --> 00:07:31,589 Speaker 2: She's like, I can't think of one. Scarlet to your hand, scarlet, 128 00:07:31,869 --> 00:07:36,429 Speaker 2: you're handsmen. It's a black widow one. I would just 129 00:07:36,509 --> 00:07:40,549 Speaker 2: name it oison. That isn't either of the twins Elizabeth 130 00:07:41,269 --> 00:07:47,789 Speaker 2: Oh also red back Spider, a huntsman can a huntsman. 131 00:07:47,829 --> 00:07:49,749 Speaker 2: It sounds like they'd be a huntsman. I would just 132 00:07:49,749 --> 00:07:51,829 Speaker 2: say a reptile. Oh, you're thinking snow white and the 133 00:07:51,909 --> 00:08:05,109 Speaker 2: huntsman cane togd. The thing about Dakota is that she 134 00:08:05,229 --> 00:08:10,869 Speaker 2: quite goes with Madam Webb as a conceptual project because 135 00:08:10,909 --> 00:08:13,069 Speaker 2: the thing about Madam Webb is that somebody was sitting 136 00:08:13,069 --> 00:08:14,989 Speaker 2: around a table and they went, we need something for 137 00:08:15,029 --> 00:08:18,309 Speaker 2: the women in that. We keep making these superhero movies 138 00:08:18,389 --> 00:08:21,349 Speaker 2: and they're just they're very dominated by men produced to 139 00:08:21,389 --> 00:08:25,149 Speaker 2: LITTERA is going to look up. Madam Webb's power is 140 00:08:25,149 --> 00:08:29,829 Speaker 2: that that's not related. Okay, so apparently Madam Webber can 141 00:08:29,869 --> 00:08:32,469 Speaker 2: see the future like a psychic. Just make a film 142 00:08:32,509 --> 00:08:37,269 Speaker 2: about psychics. That's not related to spidering. That's an issue. No, 143 00:08:37,469 --> 00:08:40,189 Speaker 2: it's like eat your prey or something. Yeah, like a 144 00:08:40,229 --> 00:08:44,269 Speaker 2: real spider. It sounds really really bad, but Dakota goes 145 00:08:44,269 --> 00:08:47,029 Speaker 2: with it because clearly Room of lazy Riders and they went, oh, 146 00:08:47,069 --> 00:08:50,349 Speaker 2: who can we get who just doesn't give a fuck, Dakota. 147 00:08:50,549 --> 00:08:50,909 Speaker 4: I'll do it. 148 00:08:51,589 --> 00:08:54,749 Speaker 2: She's pray good nights before anyway. You know things are 149 00:08:54,749 --> 00:08:58,709 Speaker 2: bad when you read the following headline. Dakota Johnson fired 150 00:08:58,749 --> 00:09:03,509 Speaker 2: her agent immediately after Madam Webb's trailer drop. So it 151 00:09:03,589 --> 00:09:06,509 Speaker 2: starts showing in cinemas and it's not a comedy that 152 00:09:06,549 --> 00:09:09,509 Speaker 2: they're audible laughs ahhu. It has been described as an 153 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:12,109 Speaker 2: origin story for a comic book character no one asked for. 154 00:09:12,829 --> 00:09:15,549 Speaker 2: It's been called dumb and schlonky as the worst of 155 00:09:15,589 --> 00:09:18,429 Speaker 2: the genre, and it debuted with a twelve percent rating 156 00:09:18,469 --> 00:09:22,469 Speaker 2: on Rotten Tomatrow Love Claire. That's when the press tour started. 157 00:09:22,549 --> 00:09:26,789 Speaker 2: Oh if you thought the Fifty Shades press tour was chaotic, 158 00:09:27,589 --> 00:09:31,749 Speaker 2: enter my dumb. My favorite is when they go on 159 00:09:31,789 --> 00:09:34,029 Speaker 2: to press you and then somebody asked them. They're like, 160 00:09:34,029 --> 00:09:35,829 Speaker 2: what do you think about the response to film? And 161 00:09:35,869 --> 00:09:41,029 Speaker 2: they're like, what response. Three of the actors, one of 162 00:09:41,069 --> 00:09:43,869 Speaker 2: them is Sidney Sweeney, joked about how Dakota left them 163 00:09:43,869 --> 00:09:46,829 Speaker 2: on Red and then Dakota was like, nah, they excluded 164 00:09:46,829 --> 00:09:48,389 Speaker 2: me from the group. Chat ha ha ha, And then 165 00:09:48,429 --> 00:09:50,069 Speaker 2: she was like ha ha ha. I love them, but 166 00:09:50,109 --> 00:09:51,509 Speaker 2: they really annoy me, that's a quote. 167 00:09:51,549 --> 00:09:54,029 Speaker 4: How did you actually like your gen Z cast members, 168 00:09:54,109 --> 00:09:54,869 Speaker 4: your co stars? 169 00:09:55,149 --> 00:09:57,749 Speaker 3: I love them, yeah, and they annoy me. 170 00:09:58,069 --> 00:10:01,749 Speaker 2: Yeah, I love them, but they really annoyed me. And 171 00:10:01,789 --> 00:10:05,749 Speaker 2: then there was a literal earthquake. Did dream the press conference? 172 00:10:05,909 --> 00:10:06,229 Speaker 1: Haha? 173 00:10:06,469 --> 00:10:08,789 Speaker 2: And I swear to God, she was like, please make 174 00:10:08,829 --> 00:10:11,109 Speaker 2: this be a fucking ten. Let me out of this building. 175 00:10:11,229 --> 00:10:15,549 Speaker 2: Let me show you how she reacted to the actual earthquake. 176 00:10:16,069 --> 00:10:20,069 Speaker 3: You would have loved to have protecting these younger women. 177 00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:21,749 Speaker 4: Is that an earthquake? 178 00:10:22,589 --> 00:10:26,669 Speaker 3: Okay, we're just on an earthquake. Did you just do that? 179 00:10:27,029 --> 00:10:28,429 Speaker 3: Did I? 180 00:10:28,669 --> 00:10:29,669 Speaker 1: You know what's gonna happen? 181 00:10:29,829 --> 00:10:32,789 Speaker 3: Do you like that we all just sat here? This 182 00:10:32,829 --> 00:10:36,629 Speaker 3: is yeah, that was like very like fabulous. That was fabulous. 183 00:10:36,669 --> 00:10:40,309 Speaker 3: You're just an earthquake, okay, and we're just gonna move 184 00:10:40,349 --> 00:10:42,349 Speaker 3: on continuing. 185 00:10:43,349 --> 00:10:47,749 Speaker 2: It's very leave me alone. I'm just asleep. It's very bad. 186 00:10:48,069 --> 00:10:49,309 Speaker 2: And it's like, this is why don't get out of 187 00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:50,269 Speaker 2: bed because there's an earthquake? 188 00:10:50,309 --> 00:10:50,989 Speaker 1: Drough my interview. 189 00:10:51,789 --> 00:10:53,269 Speaker 2: I was just trying to answer the question there it 190 00:10:53,269 --> 00:10:55,829 Speaker 2: was an earthquake. You know how I've heard people described 191 00:10:55,869 --> 00:10:59,269 Speaker 2: as unflappable, and I've never understood that word before, but 192 00:10:59,349 --> 00:11:03,709 Speaker 2: Dakota Johnson simply cannot be flat. You are n oppressed. 193 00:11:03,749 --> 00:11:06,869 Speaker 2: You are for one of the worst movies in recent 194 00:11:06,989 --> 00:11:10,109 Speaker 2: memory about which you are being slammed as an individual. 195 00:11:10,309 --> 00:11:12,669 Speaker 2: And there is currently an earthquak. There's currently an earthquake, 196 00:11:12,669 --> 00:11:14,709 Speaker 2: and you could tell when the interviewer made a joke like, 197 00:11:14,749 --> 00:11:16,429 Speaker 2: oh did you do that? And I swear She's like, 198 00:11:16,989 --> 00:11:20,989 Speaker 2: just madam, make earthquakes. She's like, did I how to 199 00:11:21,029 --> 00:11:24,869 Speaker 2: earthquakes work? This is why it's hard being an fo baby, 200 00:11:25,189 --> 00:11:28,109 Speaker 2: because we get confused thinking we have the power to 201 00:11:28,149 --> 00:11:32,229 Speaker 2: make earthquakes. By this point, everyone is saying out loud 202 00:11:32,309 --> 00:11:34,629 Speaker 2: this movie it's not good, and Dakota is like, look, 203 00:11:34,669 --> 00:11:37,749 Speaker 2: I know it's fucking mad. In a profile with Bustle, 204 00:11:37,869 --> 00:11:40,709 Speaker 2: she admitted that she's across the response and she will 205 00:11:40,709 --> 00:11:42,829 Speaker 2: never do anything like it again. All Right, I don't 206 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:46,309 Speaker 2: think anything like it will be made. I'm not surprised. 207 00:11:46,709 --> 00:11:48,949 Speaker 2: I'm not surprised that this has gone down the way 208 00:11:48,949 --> 00:11:52,989 Speaker 2: it has. She claimed. It was definitely an experience for 209 00:11:53,029 --> 00:11:55,309 Speaker 2: me to make that movie. I'd never done anything like 210 00:11:55,349 --> 00:11:57,469 Speaker 2: it before, and I will probably never do anything like 211 00:11:57,469 --> 00:12:00,709 Speaker 2: it again because I don't make sense, Well, it's not 212 00:12:00,869 --> 00:12:02,869 Speaker 2: nice to be part of something that's tripped to shreds. 213 00:12:03,349 --> 00:12:06,629 Speaker 2: But I can't say that. I don't understand, she continued. 214 00:12:06,709 --> 00:12:08,989 Speaker 2: Sometimes in this industry, you sign onto something and it's 215 00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:11,149 Speaker 2: one thing, and then as you're making it becomes a 216 00:12:11,149 --> 00:12:13,949 Speaker 2: totally different thing, and you're like, wait what she said? 217 00:12:13,949 --> 00:12:16,949 Speaker 2: It was creativity made by committee, and executives are doing 218 00:12:16,989 --> 00:12:19,789 Speaker 2: things based on an algorithm, and she's like, this movie 219 00:12:19,869 --> 00:12:22,909 Speaker 2: has been humshit. She skipped the premiere to go and 220 00:12:22,949 --> 00:12:25,829 Speaker 2: have dinner. She says she doesn't know when she'll see it, 221 00:12:25,869 --> 00:12:28,149 Speaker 2: but maybe and I quote they. 222 00:12:29,309 --> 00:12:30,469 Speaker 1: No fucks given. 223 00:12:31,509 --> 00:12:34,469 Speaker 2: Okay, I agree that sometimes you sign on to a 224 00:12:34,549 --> 00:12:37,029 Speaker 2: project and by the end it's something very different. 225 00:12:37,469 --> 00:12:37,869 Speaker 4: You and I. 226 00:12:38,109 --> 00:12:39,509 Speaker 2: You know what I was thinking during this. Now, I 227 00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,229 Speaker 2: wasn't going to bring it up on the podcast because 228 00:12:41,389 --> 00:12:42,829 Speaker 2: you don't want to sound like you relate too much 229 00:12:42,869 --> 00:12:45,309 Speaker 2: to celebrities. But you and I did film a hallow 230 00:12:45,349 --> 00:12:48,389 Speaker 2: Fresh ad, and during the filming of that ad, I went, 231 00:12:48,549 --> 00:12:50,669 Speaker 2: I mean, we could just we could look like it is. 232 00:12:51,069 --> 00:12:52,549 Speaker 2: You could ask me to do and this is what 233 00:12:52,629 --> 00:12:55,349 Speaker 2: happened in Madam Webb. You could cut this. However, you 234 00:12:55,749 --> 00:12:57,469 Speaker 2: and you're asked to do silly things. They said to 235 00:12:57,549 --> 00:13:00,909 Speaker 2: Dakota Johnson that a green screen and there was explosions 236 00:13:00,909 --> 00:13:05,389 Speaker 2: and shed go and she didn't know. She don't know 237 00:13:05,429 --> 00:13:09,389 Speaker 2: what and apparently the CGR whatever it's called special effects. 238 00:13:10,909 --> 00:13:12,869 Speaker 2: Now she looks like an idiot. Yeah, because it looks 239 00:13:12,909 --> 00:13:15,469 Speaker 2: like you're trying too hard with acting in a fake environment. 240 00:13:15,509 --> 00:13:15,709 Speaker 4: Yeah. 241 00:13:15,709 --> 00:13:17,749 Speaker 2: And it's like if you go, haha, explosion, but it's 242 00:13:17,749 --> 00:13:20,589 Speaker 2: actually a small explosion, you look like you're about actor. 243 00:13:21,469 --> 00:13:24,269 Speaker 2: So I think you don't know when you sign on 244 00:13:24,269 --> 00:13:26,309 Speaker 2: to a movie how it's going to end up. And 245 00:13:26,349 --> 00:13:29,309 Speaker 2: what she's done here is blame everyone else. But I 246 00:13:29,349 --> 00:13:30,989 Speaker 2: have to say that does seem to happen to her 247 00:13:31,069 --> 00:13:33,749 Speaker 2: quite frequently, that she signs onto a project and by 248 00:13:33,749 --> 00:13:35,549 Speaker 2: the end it's something different. I guess the question is, 249 00:13:35,869 --> 00:13:40,829 Speaker 2: are you the common denominator? Maybe her laziness and her 250 00:13:40,909 --> 00:13:43,749 Speaker 2: lack of energy and you know what she does. She's 251 00:13:43,789 --> 00:13:45,509 Speaker 2: one of those people that gets into a group project, 252 00:13:46,229 --> 00:13:50,989 Speaker 2: tunes out, allows group project to be submitted, and then 253 00:13:50,989 --> 00:13:53,069 Speaker 2: says I would have done it different. Yeah, And it's 254 00:13:53,109 --> 00:13:55,869 Speaker 2: like you were present, yeah, and you brought nothing and 255 00:13:55,909 --> 00:13:57,389 Speaker 2: you brought nothing, And we asked what you thought of 256 00:13:57,429 --> 00:13:59,669 Speaker 2: the SCRIPTU, and you said, fine, you hadn't read it. 257 00:14:00,989 --> 00:14:03,789 Speaker 2: This is a quote. Not watching my movies is like 258 00:14:03,869 --> 00:14:08,309 Speaker 2: self care to Johnson, Okay, I want another Madam Web 259 00:14:08,709 --> 00:14:12,909 Speaker 2: just for the press too. Two Madam Press Web, two 260 00:14:13,669 --> 00:14:18,389 Speaker 2: more earthquakes. To listen to that entire episode where we 261 00:14:18,429 --> 00:14:21,749 Speaker 2: talk about when Dakota Johnson dissed the cinematic masterpiece that 262 00:14:21,869 --> 00:14:24,829 Speaker 2: is Fifty Shades of Gray, which was another hilarious press tour, 263 00:14:25,229 --> 00:14:28,589 Speaker 2: just click the link in our show notes, We're recanceling 264 00:14:28,829 --> 00:14:32,269 Speaker 2: three things every week over the summer break, including celebrities, 265 00:14:32,269 --> 00:14:35,789 Speaker 2: TV shows, celebrity couples, and press tours because we need 266 00:14:35,829 --> 00:14:38,909 Speaker 2: to keep the investigations running. You can find videos from 267 00:14:38,949 --> 00:14:42,469 Speaker 2: the podcast and evidence of the celebrity crimes on our Instagram, 268 00:14:42,509 --> 00:14:45,909 Speaker 2: at the Twins Underscore Thoughts, or on TikTok At canceled 269 00:14:46,029 --> 00:14:49,909 Speaker 2: the podcast, Bye