WEBVTT - Introducing: UNLEASHED 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:01.360 Hey, it's Caath. 0:00:02.040 --> 0:00:05.200 If you've been a listener of the four five six Club, Hi, 0:00:06.000 --> 0:00:09.119 I've missed you. I've been thinking a lot about this 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:13.600 stage of life, because God, sometimes it feels like a 0:00:13.640 --> 0:00:18.599 shit show, like everyone needs something from you all the time, 0:00:19.079 --> 0:00:22.840 and you're over it. So where you've started something new 0:00:23.040 --> 0:00:26.799 that is a total brain break, A show where you 0:00:26.800 --> 0:00:30.600 don't need to think or remember anything or do anything 0:00:30.640 --> 0:00:36.640 except hang out and laugh. It's called Unleashed, and it's 0:00:36.680 --> 0:00:40.240 the one place where you can just switch your brain off, 0:00:40.920 --> 0:00:44.839 laugh and hear women saying the things you're probably thinking. 0:00:45.600 --> 0:00:51.040 It's me with a group of brilliant, funny, very honest women, 0:00:51.640 --> 0:00:57.279 Mary Coustas, Sally Hepworth, Bruna pap Andrea, Ginny Mansburg and 0:00:57.320 --> 0:01:02.600 Grace Lamb talking about everything we don't always say out loud. 0:01:03.280 --> 0:01:12.840 This episode is a little taste of that. Hello, and 0:01:12.880 --> 0:01:16.520 welcome to Unleashed, the podcast for gen X women who 0:01:16.560 --> 0:01:18.039 need a laugh, maybe a. 0:01:18.040 --> 0:01:21.319 Cry, and a little break from the shit show of life. 0:01:21.800 --> 0:01:24.000 So who is in your ears today? 0:01:24.400 --> 0:01:26.040 I'm Mary Kustas, I'm an actress. 0:01:26.200 --> 0:01:29.319 I'm Sally Hitworth, I'm an author, I'm Bruna pep Andrea 0:01:29.400 --> 0:01:31.800 and I'm a film and television producer and. 0:01:31.800 --> 0:01:33.840 I'm Kath Mahoney and I'm a comedian. 0:01:34.560 --> 0:01:39.240 Okay, wherever you're listening, unclenching, your clench your palvic floor 0:01:39.720 --> 0:01:44.160 and get ready to unleash. Okay, I have in my 0:01:44.280 --> 0:01:47.760 hand the talking stick. If you have the stick, you 0:01:47.800 --> 0:01:48.480 have the floor. 0:01:48.640 --> 0:01:49.160 Yeah. 0:01:49.240 --> 0:01:49.920 I want to know. 0:01:50.320 --> 0:01:53.240 Has there ever been a time you've been mistaken for 0:01:53.360 --> 0:01:54.160 somebody else? 0:01:54.480 --> 0:01:54.760 Yes? 0:01:55.000 --> 0:01:59.000 Oh, sal stick for you very fancy. 0:01:59.080 --> 0:02:01.680 In fact, I have video footage of the time that 0:02:01.800 --> 0:02:05.320 I was mistaken. It was because I was over in 0:02:05.600 --> 0:02:10.160 America for Good Morning America and I was waiting to 0:02:10.400 --> 0:02:13.040 the side of the stage and I was watching and 0:02:13.320 --> 0:02:16.240 Sherry Shepherd from The View was being interviewed and I 0:02:16.320 --> 0:02:19.080 love the View, and I was watching and at the 0:02:19.200 --> 0:02:21.480 end of her segment, I was standing to the side 0:02:21.520 --> 0:02:25.600 and my publicist was filming me ready to go on stage. 0:02:26.120 --> 0:02:29.200 And as Sherry came off, I sort of stood back 0:02:29.480 --> 0:02:31.800 out of the way and she looked at me and 0:02:31.840 --> 0:02:34.160 she did a double take, and then she said. 0:02:34.960 --> 0:02:37.239 Hello, how are you. It's so good to see you. 0:02:37.240 --> 0:02:39.720 When she gave me a kiss, and she was so effusive, 0:02:39.760 --> 0:02:44.160 and I was like, oh gosh, and we had a 0:02:44.240 --> 0:02:47.519 kiss in a hug, and then she and obviously, well 0:02:47.720 --> 0:02:49.519 I didn't know what had happened, right, So then she 0:02:49.880 --> 0:02:53.560 turned and walked off, and my publicist was there, and 0:02:53.639 --> 0:02:55.680 so I then went on, didn't know what had happened, 0:02:55.720 --> 0:02:57.880 was really excited. I was such good friends with Sherry Shepherd. 0:02:58.120 --> 0:03:02.040 And then when I came off of Katie, my publicist said. 0:03:01.800 --> 0:03:06.680 She thought you were Naomi. What's so glorious about it 0:03:06.720 --> 0:03:07.239 is that. 0:03:07.480 --> 0:03:10.760 She's got this video of me standing there looking starstruck, 0:03:11.000 --> 0:03:14.519 Sherry coming off, doing the double take, the effusive greeting, 0:03:14.960 --> 0:03:18.000 and then as Sherry walks off, you can actually see 0:03:18.000 --> 0:03:20.520 the cogs turning and she's got this expression on her 0:03:20.560 --> 0:03:26.520 face that's like, who the fuck was that? He's a 0:03:26.560 --> 0:03:30.560 friend of ours, particularly with this new hair. She's rocking 0:03:30.560 --> 0:03:31.560 the same hair right now. 0:03:31.840 --> 0:03:33.880 You do really like each other? Actually? 0:03:33.880 --> 0:03:37.680 Well that, I mean, that's the biggest class beautiful on 0:03:37.800 --> 0:03:38.880 you do, doesn't she? 0:03:38.880 --> 0:03:39.360 She does? 0:03:40.960 --> 0:03:43.360 But also I think in America and being Australian and 0:03:43.640 --> 0:03:47.720 all of that kind of stuff, it can You're at 0:03:47.720 --> 0:03:50.640 a big talk show, yeah, so you could easily be 0:03:50.840 --> 0:03:52.520 a big movie star waiting in the Eyeland. 0:03:52.600 --> 0:03:56.360 I get mistaken because, as some of the listeners would not, 0:03:56.480 --> 0:03:59.080 I play a famous character, which I've done for almost 0:03:59.080 --> 0:04:04.560 four decades, Fie. I get mistaken as Mary for e 0:04:04.640 --> 0:04:09.280 Fie Zahos, the woman that does the financial stuff. 0:04:09.040 --> 0:04:10.960 On the Today Show and Channel nine. 0:04:11.440 --> 0:04:14.160 Like all the time. People think I'm her. They thank 0:04:14.240 --> 0:04:17.800 me for financial advice. But I just want to tell 0:04:17.800 --> 0:04:19.000 this little story. 0:04:19.080 --> 0:04:19.920 You're very welcome. 0:04:20.520 --> 0:04:22.640 Yes, I just agree with people. People don't like it 0:04:22.680 --> 0:04:23.520 when you disagree. 0:04:23.960 --> 0:04:27.479 I was rehearsing in a in like an RSL type 0:04:27.480 --> 0:04:29.359 of club because it's close to where I live and 0:04:29.400 --> 0:04:32.080 I needed a theater space. And I was standing at 0:04:32.120 --> 0:04:34.480 the lift and there was this sort of like meek 0:04:34.600 --> 0:04:37.359 little guy, sort of skinny, and I could tell he 0:04:37.440 --> 0:04:40.920 was Greek from the visual right. And we go up 0:04:40.920 --> 0:04:42.520 in the lift and he turns to me and he says, 0:04:42.560 --> 0:04:45.320 do you know you look like And I said her? 0:04:45.360 --> 0:04:48.440 And he said, you look like that Efie Zahos from 0:04:48.520 --> 0:04:51.240 the Today Show. And I said to him, you know what, 0:04:51.480 --> 0:04:54.760 I do look like her? Absolutely, I look like her. 0:04:54.839 --> 0:04:56.680 And he said to me, and you know who she 0:04:56.800 --> 0:04:57.320 looks like? 0:04:58.200 --> 0:05:02.159 I said, does she look like she looks like the Effie? 0:05:02.279 --> 0:05:04.200 That's really funny. 0:05:03.600 --> 0:05:08.599 Oh my god, she absolutely does and the lift doors 0:05:08.640 --> 0:05:12.520 open and I walked down. But I can guarantee, because 0:05:12.520 --> 0:05:14.880 there were posters of Effie because I was going to 0:05:14.880 --> 0:05:16.640 be doing a show there a couple of months later, 0:05:16.960 --> 0:05:19.480 for sure he would have. 0:05:21.839 --> 0:05:25.000 It. I actually I recently had a pretty upsetting I'm 0:05:25.000 --> 0:05:28.200 not going to say it's a mistaken identity, but I 0:05:28.279 --> 0:05:30.880 was in when we're forming the second season of Nine 0:05:30.920 --> 0:05:34.239 Perfect Strangers. We were in Munich for a long time 0:05:34.760 --> 0:05:37.279 and I was in. One of my best friends was 0:05:37.320 --> 0:05:40.400 also producing it, our friend Molly Allen, and we went 0:05:40.440 --> 0:05:44.520 to this really beautiful department store, like beautiful, and we're 0:05:44.560 --> 0:05:47.040 in this gorgeous department store and there was a sales 0:05:47.240 --> 0:05:48.600 I was like, oh my god, there was like a 0:05:48.720 --> 0:05:51.440 Jivanti dress that I would never be able to afford, 0:05:51.440 --> 0:05:54.000 but it was like a tenth of the price. This 0:05:54.120 --> 0:05:56.240 is important to the story. So I go into the 0:05:56.360 --> 0:05:59.599 change room and I'm like trying it on. And I 0:05:59.680 --> 0:06:02.080 probably should have gone to the bathroom because I was 0:06:02.120 --> 0:06:03.920 also had a little bit of a full bladder, which 0:06:03.920 --> 0:06:07.880 is kind of important to the story. So I'm basically 0:06:07.920 --> 0:06:10.760 my own business. I'm trying on this beautiful dress. And 0:06:10.800 --> 0:06:13.960 then I hear Molly kind of looking for me. I 0:06:13.960 --> 0:06:16.120 can hear her kind of on the outside look at me. Now, 0:06:16.120 --> 0:06:18.640 I just want to say, for the record, Molly looks great, 0:06:19.839 --> 0:06:23.560 but she is seven years older than me. Okay, so 0:06:24.760 --> 0:06:28.360 I hear her looking, and I just hear this German 0:06:28.480 --> 0:06:29.480 woman say to. 0:06:29.480 --> 0:06:37.839 Her, your mother is in there. I that was it. 0:06:37.960 --> 0:06:39.000 I peed, I. 0:06:41.440 --> 0:06:46.240 Dress, bought the dress, the dress paid in the Givanni laughing. 0:06:46.279 --> 0:06:50.000 I could not believe that someone thought I was her mother. 0:06:50.160 --> 0:06:52.920 No offense, Molly, but I had never. 0:06:52.839 --> 0:06:56.719 Was the accent your matha, she is in there. I 0:06:57.120 --> 0:07:01.680 So that was not mistaken identity, so much mistaken age 0:07:02.040 --> 0:07:05.240 in appropriateness. That's my recent hilarious. 0:07:05.600 --> 0:07:06.840 Oh my gosh, ks. 0:07:06.880 --> 0:07:07.719 What about you? 0:07:07.800 --> 0:07:09.920 Well, I used to go to La a fair bit 0:07:10.000 --> 0:07:12.720 for work. This is like going back maybe fourteen years ago, 0:07:12.840 --> 0:07:13.920 so you know, think me. 0:07:14.320 --> 0:07:16.040 I used to wear my hair up a lot. It 0:07:16.080 --> 0:07:16.760 was blonder. 0:07:17.800 --> 0:07:20.000 So the first time I went, people would like sort 0:07:20.000 --> 0:07:21.960 of you know when people overstare and you're like, oh, 0:07:21.960 --> 0:07:23.720 I mean I look all right, but I look that great. 0:07:24.480 --> 0:07:27.520 And then and then I got to Soho House, which 0:07:27.560 --> 0:07:30.040 is like a member's only club, which back then was 0:07:30.080 --> 0:07:33.080 super like, you know, it was full of it's still. 0:07:34.720 --> 0:07:35.160 It was. 0:07:35.200 --> 0:07:38.800 And I remember walking past, Oh gosh, I'm having a 0:07:38.800 --> 0:07:40.920 moment the two people from friends. 0:07:41.120 --> 0:07:46.080 Lucy Caldroux or Cornie and Jennifer, and I'm so excited 0:07:46.120 --> 0:07:47.160 to be just in La. 0:07:47.280 --> 0:07:49.000 So I just walked past and I'm like hi, and 0:07:49.040 --> 0:07:52.080 they're like Hi, just chatting away. And the lady that 0:07:52.120 --> 0:07:55.120 we were with said do you know who you look like? 0:07:55.400 --> 0:07:59.040 And she said Diane Krueger and I was like God. 0:08:00.040 --> 0:08:02.440 And then the rest of that trip, I swear better 0:08:02.480 --> 0:08:06.800 than Freddy Krueger. Well, I swear someone at someone. 0:08:06.840 --> 0:08:09.240 When we were doing the Hollywood Hills, they stopped and 0:08:09.280 --> 0:08:10.880 asked my photo and I was like. 0:08:10.880 --> 0:08:12.800 Who do you think I am? And they were like 0:08:13.200 --> 0:08:17.520 Dan Krueger, Literally, I think you. 0:08:17.440 --> 0:08:22.480 Look like a lot of people. Kay Winslow actually. 0:08:22.200 --> 0:08:23.080 Looks like Kay Winslet. 0:08:23.200 --> 0:08:24.280 I've got photos to share. 0:08:24.840 --> 0:08:29.240 You can see them, yes, But my favorite about the 0:08:29.280 --> 0:08:32.559 eyes when she smiles, no, because we have different tas. 0:08:32.840 --> 0:08:36.800 My favorite was when I was about sixteen illegally in 0:08:36.840 --> 0:08:39.760 a pub in South Wales and a guy was trying 0:08:39.760 --> 0:08:42.120 to tap on to me and he said to me, 0:08:42.920 --> 0:08:44.680 do you know who you look like and I was like, 0:08:44.920 --> 0:08:47.160 who he said, Whitney Houston. 0:08:52.200 --> 0:08:55.080 Sorry, that is such a great line. 0:08:55.280 --> 0:08:59.240 My God told me I looked like Britney Spears once 0:08:59.520 --> 0:09:01.800 and that was and it was right. 0:09:01.720 --> 0:09:06.559 In see a compliment. 0:09:06.679 --> 0:09:09.920 It was right after she'd shaved it, and she was 0:09:10.040 --> 0:09:11.160 like hitting people with. 0:09:13.000 --> 0:09:14.920 You did not specify the period. 0:09:14.960 --> 0:09:15.840 You just jumped in. 0:09:16.000 --> 0:09:18.200 And she's not great at the moment, like hasn't she 0:09:18.320 --> 0:09:21.080 just gone to pay prison or something? But Mary, are 0:09:21.120 --> 0:09:22.600 we going to talk about Tina Arena? 0:09:22.640 --> 0:09:25.480 Because yeah, people think I'm Tina Arena and they think 0:09:25.520 --> 0:09:28.000 Tina's me, and yeah, I mean, I just it is. 0:09:28.120 --> 0:09:31.640 Just give us a couple of bars, give us a 0:09:31.679 --> 0:09:32.719 couple from I. 0:09:32.679 --> 0:09:35.560 Did do a duet with Tina, which. 0:09:35.480 --> 0:09:37.600 Is one line, one line, Yeah, which was song did 0:09:37.600 --> 0:09:38.920 you of course? 0:09:42.440 --> 0:09:43.640 In chain? 0:09:45.400 --> 0:09:48.000 It's bad great. 0:09:48.120 --> 0:09:51.840 I recorded a comedy single as Effie with Norman Guns 0:09:51.920 --> 0:09:56.800 on the top twenty. Oh, Amigo's paras Emperor. 0:09:58.000 --> 0:09:59.240 Means you're stupid. 0:10:00.280 --> 0:10:01.439 It's such hidden talents. 0:10:01.480 --> 0:10:09.520 The talent. Oh my gosh, this thing gives me a gid. 0:10:11.360 --> 0:10:32.000 No, okay, I want to ask you all, how do 0:10:32.040 --> 0:10:36.160 you maintain your lady garden? Because I need to talk 0:10:36.200 --> 0:10:41.440 about my recent experience of getting a very aggressive wax. Yes, 0:10:41.600 --> 0:10:45.439 so I was doing a show in Brisbane and so 0:10:45.880 --> 0:10:48.439 not that I get my front bottom out in my show, 0:10:48.679 --> 0:10:52.640 but I wanted to be waxed, and during the show 0:10:52.679 --> 0:10:54.920 I talk a lot about my bottom hair, so I 0:10:54.960 --> 0:10:55.559 just thought I. 0:10:55.600 --> 0:10:57.320 Need to be it may be good to go. 0:10:59.200 --> 0:11:02.440 I can't have it it dangling and it is growing 0:11:02.520 --> 0:11:05.760 rather ferociously my back garden more than my front gardens. 0:11:06.320 --> 0:11:08.600 Anyway, So I'm booking in for a wax. 0:11:08.679 --> 0:11:10.520 I can't get in with the lovely lady that I 0:11:10.559 --> 0:11:13.200 normally go to see who likes listening to the podcast, 0:11:13.640 --> 0:11:15.520 so I just bookhim wherever I can get in, And 0:11:15.520 --> 0:11:17.600 it's in. It's in one of those nail salons, you know. 0:11:17.600 --> 0:11:18.560 It's a room at the back. 0:11:18.640 --> 0:11:20.360 Oh no, no, absolutely not. 0:11:21.960 --> 0:11:23.920 Going somewhere you've never been to. 0:11:24.040 --> 0:11:26.400 Do you just to wax your ainus? Absolutely not. 0:11:27.240 --> 0:11:28.960 You need to go down that bottom. 0:11:29.320 --> 0:11:31.800 It's all just kind of morphed into one bottom from 0:11:31.840 --> 0:11:32.480 front to back. 0:11:32.559 --> 0:11:35.160 It's just like a big long front and back thing. 0:11:35.679 --> 0:11:39.560 Anyway, I walk through the salon, I use that term 0:11:39.880 --> 0:11:40.760 sort of loosely. 0:11:41.040 --> 0:11:44.720 Yeah, they put that contact paper over the table. 0:11:47.480 --> 0:11:48.360 It gets worse. 0:11:48.559 --> 0:11:51.880 So I'm in what is basically a cupboard, which is fine, 0:11:51.920 --> 0:11:53.840 like it's got you know, it's got a pot of 0:11:53.880 --> 0:11:58.200 boiling wax, it's got wipes, and it's got the table. 0:11:58.800 --> 0:12:01.640 So the lady stays in the room. 0:12:01.679 --> 0:12:04.120 While I take my clothes on, and I. 0:12:04.000 --> 0:12:08.840 Was like a fla, well, but I'm not stealing the 0:12:08.880 --> 0:12:11.600 wax and I'm alright for baby wipe. So it wasn't 0:12:11.640 --> 0:12:13.160 like they had a lot of stock in there, but 0:12:13.240 --> 0:12:15.719 she stood there. And I'm at an age now when 0:12:15.760 --> 0:12:17.880 I take my undies off, like I don't want someone 0:12:17.880 --> 0:12:21.080 to see they're big undies. As we've established before, I 0:12:21.240 --> 0:12:23.160 tend to have a pad in there, not because I'm 0:12:23.200 --> 0:12:25.320 having a period, just because I'm hot and sweaty. 0:12:25.520 --> 0:12:26.560 So it's a bit of extra. 0:12:27.000 --> 0:12:30.440 So finish she's about to see your hairy. 0:12:32.400 --> 0:12:35.280 Don't want the illusion that I'm also walking around with 0:12:35.360 --> 0:12:36.440 like big pants and a pad. 0:12:36.960 --> 0:12:40.840 Different when you're lying down, yes and you covered, I think. 0:12:40.679 --> 0:12:45.600 It is anyway, So then I she's she's sort of there. 0:12:45.679 --> 0:12:47.680 I've put a bit of talcon too, because you know 0:12:47.800 --> 0:12:48.520 her roll. 0:12:48.520 --> 0:12:53.360 So touch her vibe just she is quite a small, 0:12:53.360 --> 0:12:54.000 petit lady. 0:12:54.000 --> 0:12:58.320 She's she's probably thirty at the most. She's got a COVID. 0:12:58.040 --> 0:13:01.559 Mask on, so she's probably gnarling behind it. 0:13:01.679 --> 0:13:03.440 I don't feel like you should be dropping your decks 0:13:03.480 --> 0:13:04.040 to this person. 0:13:04.320 --> 0:13:06.960 They're already on the floor with the pad facing up, 0:13:07.080 --> 0:13:10.640 and so now I'm lying there and how I roll 0:13:10.960 --> 0:13:14.840 is I've done laser down the side, so I'm neat 0:13:14.960 --> 0:13:17.120 at any at any point, like, I'm not going to 0:13:17.200 --> 0:13:20.600 be like having Coalais coming out with swimmers. But I've 0:13:20.640 --> 0:13:23.840 got like between the flappage is growing. 0:13:24.040 --> 0:13:25.160 Yeah, that's the undercarriage. 0:13:25.120 --> 0:13:26.520 That's the undercarriage. 0:13:26.120 --> 0:13:28.520 So from like I have a little sort of bit 0:13:28.520 --> 0:13:32.320 at the top and then I have flap coverage and 0:13:32.360 --> 0:13:34.920 then just like a massive fucking crop circle of oss 0:13:35.000 --> 0:13:37.959 hair around, which is just what are. 0:13:37.920 --> 0:13:39.080 You fernalizing with? 0:13:41.160 --> 0:13:45.640 I don't know if it's just another joy of cars 0:13:45.920 --> 0:13:48.000 what happens, but you can look because it's now I 0:13:48.000 --> 0:13:51.880 don't have it anyway. So she literally I don't know 0:13:51.920 --> 0:13:54.880 if she'd had an argument with her partner that morning 0:13:55.320 --> 0:13:59.319 or if she was on a period and she was angry, 0:14:00.120 --> 0:14:04.160 Like I have never been ripped like that before. I 0:14:04.160 --> 0:14:06.240 mean literally, I didn't want to look at it. I 0:14:06.240 --> 0:14:09.480 didn't even know if everything was still attached. And then 0:14:09.720 --> 0:14:11.240 then I have to turn round. 0:14:11.360 --> 0:14:12.400 So you're on all fours. 0:14:12.520 --> 0:14:15.720 No, I'm lying down facing her, so she's doing front 0:14:15.760 --> 0:14:19.520 bump first, and then then I'm having to do like 0:14:19.720 --> 0:14:22.360 turnover to do back bump. And she's got me, oh, 0:14:22.400 --> 0:14:24.600 this is the other thing. Like I've never had a 0:14:24.600 --> 0:14:26.960 flat stomach in my life. You know, I just roll 0:14:27.000 --> 0:14:30.560 the way I roll. But Lily, she gets me to 0:14:30.640 --> 0:14:32.800 when we're doing the front bump, she's making me like 0:14:32.880 --> 0:14:33.640 pull the skin. 0:14:34.680 --> 0:14:35.960 I've kind of like hot. 0:14:35.920 --> 0:14:43.000 Hike bits, see it on her face. She's grabbing my 0:14:43.160 --> 0:14:47.240 toumube tum. She's like yanking it up with my hand 0:14:47.360 --> 0:14:53.280 and you're not doing that bit anyway. It gets worse 0:14:53.320 --> 0:14:55.560 when I'm on my front, so now you kind of 0:14:55.640 --> 0:14:59.600 like you know, lying on your front facing the pillow. 0:14:59.680 --> 0:15:02.160 Like the pillow. She then has got me. 0:15:02.360 --> 0:15:05.280 Spreading my legs and legs a bit in the air 0:15:05.320 --> 0:15:08.080 and like pulling my cheeks. So I look like, you know, 0:15:08.120 --> 0:15:12.840 and you can now buy a chicken that's just been squashed. Yeah, 0:15:12.960 --> 0:15:17.080 like flat, that's what I look like, except I look 0:15:17.160 --> 0:15:20.080 like friar tuck because I've got like you know band 0:15:20.120 --> 0:15:23.280 of merry men like the round sort of hair crop circle. 0:15:24.000 --> 0:15:26.320 And I tell you what, I've also got a skin 0:15:26.400 --> 0:15:28.120 tag on my bum which I checked with the doctor. 0:15:30.680 --> 0:15:34.400 I think she had it off. It's like, literally, I've 0:15:34.480 --> 0:15:35.880 never been in so much pain. 0:15:36.000 --> 0:15:38.400 I wanted to go home and like sit in an 0:15:38.400 --> 0:15:41.240 ice bucket? Was it was aggressive? 0:15:41.520 --> 0:15:44.200 Care a keV help me, help you? 0:15:44.280 --> 0:15:49.560 Yeah, you've sucking lost me at wags? Why ladies, does 0:15:49.640 --> 0:15:54.080 anyone wax anymore? Like laser laser? I've got one word, 0:15:54.080 --> 0:15:57.040 and I'm gonna say multiple times, laser laser laser. But 0:15:57.120 --> 0:16:00.680 a legend doing laser on your you would you You'd 0:16:00.720 --> 0:16:02.240 have to be the Portuguese chaluk? 0:16:02.280 --> 0:16:04.440 Would you holding everything there while they I don't know. 0:16:05.120 --> 0:16:08.600 I'm thinking about laser on the round, the back, but 0:16:08.720 --> 0:16:09.280 the front. 0:16:09.680 --> 0:16:12.960 Like our lady lips, they shrivel. 0:16:13.240 --> 0:16:15.880 Did you know that our mouth lips and our lady 0:16:15.880 --> 0:16:19.560 lips as we age shrivel. So at the moment, I've 0:16:19.560 --> 0:16:21.960 got a fairly neat handbag, But in a couple of 0:16:22.040 --> 0:16:25.400 years my giblets could be hanging out. Yes, I want 0:16:25.400 --> 0:16:27.800 to I know, I want to know that I'm not 0:16:27.840 --> 0:16:29.440 having to murk in I want to know I can 0:16:29.480 --> 0:16:31.840 grow the pubes over that if. 0:16:31.680 --> 0:16:32.120 I need to. 0:16:32.320 --> 0:16:36.800 My point is the laser is so advanced now it's crazy, 0:16:36.840 --> 0:16:41.280 it doesn't even hurt. So why anyone, I mean, would 0:16:41.280 --> 0:16:44.760 put themselves through that level of pain that is involved 0:16:44.760 --> 0:16:48.360 in waxing, particularly with a stranger that you've just decided 0:16:48.400 --> 0:16:48.840 to go. 0:16:48.720 --> 0:16:50.480 To in the middle, is beyond my comprehension. 0:16:50.600 --> 0:16:53.240 Look, I don't know about you girls, but gray hair 0:16:53.400 --> 0:16:55.280 starts to creep in after a while. 0:16:55.920 --> 0:17:01.240 You know, my mutunga. My mouth is looking like Richard Wilkins, Carol, 0:17:03.080 --> 0:17:09.400 it looks like frosted tips. 0:17:08.720 --> 0:17:11.359 I love that. 0:17:11.480 --> 0:17:12.960 I'm gonna I'm gonna add this. 0:17:12.960 --> 0:17:15.880 In so in my in my show, because I talk 0:17:15.920 --> 0:17:18.000 a lot about my pubic hair, and I talk about 0:17:18.000 --> 0:17:20.080 my changing pubic hair, I do. 0:17:20.600 --> 0:17:22.200 And so what I do is I. 0:17:22.160 --> 0:17:24.760 Have like a screen that says Cat's cuts, and I 0:17:24.800 --> 0:17:27.840 just take the audience through. I take the audience through 0:17:27.880 --> 0:17:30.439 my various stages of downstairs. And so I've got a 0:17:30.480 --> 0:17:35.679 photo of Guy Sebastian when he won Idol. Yes, if 0:17:35.680 --> 0:17:37.959 you're in the country, Bruner, but he has he had 0:17:38.000 --> 0:17:41.880 a very big afro. So when I landed in Australia, 0:17:42.119 --> 0:17:45.399 I had the guy Sebastian. Then I've got a picture 0:17:45.440 --> 0:17:47.879 of Shannon Nol because I had like the. 0:17:47.960 --> 0:17:53.800 Little I think we little one just under the I do. 0:17:54.720 --> 0:17:57.520 So I've had a guy Sebastian, and I've had a Shannon, 0:17:57.600 --> 0:18:01.920 and then my last photo is Stanley Tucci because I've 0:18:01.960 --> 0:18:03.120 also gone the full teach. 0:18:03.600 --> 0:18:07.280 Yeah, so Sally, who do you? Who are you? Out 0:18:07.320 --> 0:18:08.040 of those three? 0:18:08.880 --> 0:18:12.280 One of the joys of alopecia is that I don't 0:18:12.359 --> 0:18:15.520 really have any pubes like I have a few. They're 0:18:15.640 --> 0:18:19.480 gray so you can't really see them. But it does 0:18:19.600 --> 0:18:21.400 mean that I don't have to go into the back 0:18:21.440 --> 0:18:25.000 room at these awful little places. But I had almost 0:18:25.080 --> 0:18:27.720 the same experience but without my anus when I went. 0:18:28.040 --> 0:18:30.760 I was about to go to America to go on 0:18:31.000 --> 0:18:34.439 Good Morning America, first time I'd been on TV. And 0:18:34.520 --> 0:18:37.159 I went to get my nail stuck. So I was 0:18:37.200 --> 0:18:40.120 in the nail of salon and I'm getting my my 0:18:40.160 --> 0:18:43.000 pedicure and my thing, and then the lady who was 0:18:43.040 --> 0:18:44.639 doing it said, would you like me to do your 0:18:44.720 --> 0:18:51.040 mustache and your beard? No? And I, you know, very loudly, 0:18:51.240 --> 0:18:55.120 and I was, yes, I would, I guess, And so 0:18:55.160 --> 0:18:57.639 we went into that back room that you speak of 0:18:57.680 --> 0:19:01.959 with the laminate table, and I got on there and 0:19:02.000 --> 0:19:03.879 she got that wax you know, the one with the 0:19:03.960 --> 0:19:05.400 thin you know, the thin green. 0:19:05.600 --> 0:19:07.320 Yeah, they do the eyebrows, and. 0:19:07.160 --> 0:19:10.520 She did it because normally calico fabric that they. 0:19:10.640 --> 0:19:11.920 With the calico fabric. 0:19:12.000 --> 0:19:15.959 And she iced to me like a bun from like 0:19:16.280 --> 0:19:20.080 cheekbone to like neck, like right thing my whole face 0:19:20.119 --> 0:19:24.479 pretty much and just ripped these strips off afterwards, and 0:19:24.520 --> 0:19:25.919 I broke out in well, I was. 0:19:25.880 --> 0:19:27.280 About to say, aren't you going on, Telly? 0:19:27.480 --> 0:19:31.400 Yep, So I had I have very clever makeup, but 0:19:31.600 --> 0:19:33.960 I had welts when I was on Good Morning on 0:19:34.080 --> 0:19:37.760 my face, like open wounds. And that's what happens when 0:19:37.800 --> 0:19:41.280 you go into selling. What's your I mean, you know, 0:19:42.080 --> 0:19:44.280 I don't want to like, you know, say anything culturally, 0:19:44.320 --> 0:19:47.200 but you're a Mediterranean. 0:19:46.640 --> 0:19:49.480 Yeah, as f I said, when you're a Greek, it's 0:19:49.480 --> 0:19:50.560 November every month. 0:19:53.520 --> 0:19:57.120 So hair maintenance is a big thing. It's a full 0:19:57.160 --> 0:19:58.080 time job, if you know. 0:19:58.200 --> 0:20:01.800 Not for Bruner obviously not since La, but yeah, it 0:20:01.840 --> 0:20:03.000 can be a full time job. 0:20:03.160 --> 0:20:04.800 Do you like I wax? 0:20:05.359 --> 0:20:08.800 Look, I've done laser as well. Definitely reduced eighty percent 0:20:08.800 --> 0:20:10.040 of it's gone. 0:20:10.680 --> 0:20:13.000 On facial hair. Like, do you get facial hair? 0:20:13.040 --> 0:20:15.560 I don't mind a bit of threading, yeah, I mean, 0:20:15.600 --> 0:20:16.639 I don't know what you pay for. 0:20:16.680 --> 0:20:17.719 It's two bits of cotton. 0:20:18.400 --> 0:20:23.359 The procession is unbelievable, like a thread, and eyebrow is gorgeous. 0:20:24.320 --> 0:20:26.960 But how do you feel about hairy men? 0:20:27.280 --> 0:20:30.000 Well, my husband has no hair on his head. He's 0:20:30.040 --> 0:20:32.919 the first ball guy I've ever been with. He's not 0:20:33.080 --> 0:20:33.639 very hairy. 0:20:33.880 --> 0:20:38.159 Look the back, the back's a lot is there covered 0:20:38.200 --> 0:20:38.760 in hair? 0:20:38.960 --> 0:20:41.960