WEBVTT - Sabrina Carpenter: Love Triangles & Being Too Sexy

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening to a Mom and mea podcast. Mom and

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<v Speaker 1>Maya acknowledges the traditional owners of land and waters that

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<v Speaker 1>this podcast is recorded on Hello, and welcome to Canceled,

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<v Speaker 1>The Lazy Girl's Guide to Bizarre celebrity cancelations. I'm Jesse

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<v Speaker 1>Stephen and I'm Claire Stephens. And look, before we start,

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<v Speaker 1>we've got something sent to us yesterday. Okay, to the

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<v Speaker 1>canceled hosts that happened to be you and I to

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<v Speaker 1>the office. I haven't told you about it yet. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god. You're a physical thing, like a gift. Claire.

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<v Speaker 1>It's okay. I'm gonna give you some clues. Okay, it's

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<v Speaker 1>bigger than you, but you can lift it. Bigger than me,

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<v Speaker 1>but you can lift it balloon. And it's from Texas. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's the weirdest shit that's ever happened. I still understand,

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<v Speaker 1>and I thought i'd bring it to you and maybe

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<v Speaker 1>you'd be able to explain. But we've got sent a

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<v Speaker 1>life size cut out from a mayor named Billy in Texas.

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<v Speaker 1>That's an image of the life size cutout. It came

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<v Speaker 1>with it. Claire, What does it say? It says, Hello, y'all,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Billy Texas loves Claire and Tessie. Yeah, Billy sent

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<v Speaker 1>us a life size cut out of himself just to

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<v Speaker 1>be clear. You don't know Billy, right, I've never seen

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<v Speaker 1>that member. I don't know Billy, but I like Billy.

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<v Speaker 1>You like Billy, like I don't know what Anthrax is.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, is this made of Anthrapp? It's like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, sometimes people will say, like a joke and

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<v Speaker 1>you're like, is that a joke we made? Yeah? You

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean. Like, it's like, did we make

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<v Speaker 1>a joke about Billy from Tip because it's from Texas.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, was it a joke we made four months ago? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>About a life size cutout of a man in jeans

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<v Speaker 1>and boots. Sounds like something we do. But telp me

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<v Speaker 1>to put it together because it's next to my desk.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, it's actually next to my desk. And someone

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<v Speaker 1>delivered it to me and was like, this is for you.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you expecting? And I was like, not a

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<v Speaker 1>life size cutout Billy from Texas? Can we put it

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<v Speaker 1>in the CEO's office. Let's just haunt people like people

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<v Speaker 1>are at their working Yeah, and we put Billy behind

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<v Speaker 1>them like Billy's watching. He's always watching. I think if

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<v Speaker 1>Billy was here then we'd probably work a bit harder.

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<v Speaker 1>That reminds me that when we first started working at Mameya,

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<v Speaker 1>there was always a life sized cutout of whoever the

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<v Speaker 1>bachelor was. Yeah at the time, and that was quite lovely.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember feeling nervous as I walked Pastor. But he's sexy.

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<v Speaker 1>How expensive would it be to get a life sized

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<v Speaker 1>cut out of yourself and send it from Texas? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>The two girls who don't get the joke, I'm all

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<v Speaker 1>for it. Billy, that is great quality banter. It's great,

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<v Speaker 1>It's great. Wow. Okay, if anybody understands what Billy's trying

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<v Speaker 1>to say, we are all you? Who were all is

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<v Speaker 1>you are about to enter the canceled courtroom. The defendants

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<v Speaker 1>are celebrities, the chargers are petty, the rulings are final. Claire,

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<v Speaker 1>today we are talking about Sabrina carpent Nice. Oh, I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't invent espresso. The song is espresso. You don't own espresso.

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<v Speaker 1>It's what's so crazy, Like this is the part of

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<v Speaker 1>me that feels like an idiot every time I see

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<v Speaker 1>like a cafe. There's just a sign that says espresso,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, yeah, Like I learned about wanker the

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<v Speaker 1>hard way. I learned about wanker when the first time

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<v Speaker 1>I came to London, someone on the street like ran

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<v Speaker 1>past me and like yell like why. And I was

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<v Speaker 1>like someone called me a wanker. Like I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>I really lived the London experience, so you don't really

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<v Speaker 1>say wanka. Even bloody hell is sort of like hell.

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<v Speaker 1>It's sort of like a lot scandalized in the Catholic

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<v Speaker 1>church a little with father. I gotta go, girl, gotta

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<v Speaker 1>gotta go, gotta go, asking baby, pleasease, please please. Sabrina

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<v Speaker 1>Capentat was born in nineteen ninety nine. Oh wow, how

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<v Speaker 1>old does it? Mike hold On twenty f minus nine,

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<v Speaker 1>twenty five. Yeah. She is a singer and an actress

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<v Speaker 1>and a small person. She is four eleven, which I

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<v Speaker 1>believe is your height one hundred and fifty two centimeters. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>is that your end? You know who else is that high?

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<v Speaker 1>Kylie Mino And allegedly, allegedly, I just tried to say,

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<v Speaker 1>how you fit that many curves on such a short body.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just I pressed bullshit. We have spoken in

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<v Speaker 1>the past about celebrities who love being tiny. Ariana Grande

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<v Speaker 1>personality trait. Ariana Grande is very much pick me up,

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<v Speaker 1>put me in a box. She likes being in a box,

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<v Speaker 1>starts being in a suitcase. As tiny girls do. They

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<v Speaker 1>love a picture on Instagram where they're in a suitcase

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<v Speaker 1>in a small box. Yeah, hiding under something. They love

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<v Speaker 1>to be picked up and held like a baby. And

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<v Speaker 1>it's like here I am in a bookshelf. How yeah

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<v Speaker 1>you fit in there? Yeah? Okay, so very that. I

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<v Speaker 1>was telling Mum the other day that I remember in

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<v Speaker 1>like you're eight, being picked up by someone and placed

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<v Speaker 1>in a garbage behind. And the point of the story

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<v Speaker 1>that I was telling one was and I didn't consider

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<v Speaker 1>that bullying. I think that was bullied. You should have.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I was being bullied. My point is that,

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<v Speaker 1>compared to Sabrina Carpenter, Ariana Grande is andre the Giant.

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<v Speaker 1>She's Andrea the Giants. How tall She's one hundred and

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<v Speaker 1>fifty four centimeters. Wow, so I'm not so little anymore?

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<v Speaker 1>Ah we Ariana. Well, you know what short people love

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<v Speaker 1>doing looking up at tall people and going, you're so tall?

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<v Speaker 1>They like to mention it. I'm so weird all. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>so weirdle Anyway, Sabrina was homeschooled like our good friend

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<v Speaker 1>Billie Eilish the other week, and when she was ten,

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<v Speaker 1>she began posting videos on YouTube of her singing Adele

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<v Speaker 1>and Christina Aguilera songs. She loves the song is it

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<v Speaker 1>called Beautiful Beautiful? That one? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She

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<v Speaker 1>likes that song, so it's good for her vocal range.

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<v Speaker 1>Her dad built her a recording studio to support her

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<v Speaker 1>passion for music. When I was ten, I don't talk

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<v Speaker 1>about this enough. Dad threw out my bike because he

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<v Speaker 1>didn't think I was using it enough. I knew it

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<v Speaker 1>in like a week, and he thought it was clutter. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a child's bike. That's a child's bike. I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>saying that. At the same age, mister Carpenter is over

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<v Speaker 1>here building studio and my dad's going, what is this shit?

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<v Speaker 1>And he's just throwing out my teddy bears, throwing out

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<v Speaker 1>my desk, setting fire to my books. He didn't, but

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<v Speaker 1>I remember being like that age and thinking maybe I

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<v Speaker 1>can sing. Okay. I just remember the look on mom's

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<v Speaker 1>face and I said, Mom, do you think I can? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>We all record it, and she said, and I quote, well,

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<v Speaker 1>we're not going to be a professional. She said to

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<v Speaker 1>me that I had to stop doing the CHRILLI thing

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<v Speaker 1>with my voice because I was trying to be like

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<v Speaker 1>Brittany and I'd be like, she was like, don't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>We need a moment's silence for the mothers have to

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<v Speaker 1>listen to the daughters who think they can side, because

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<v Speaker 1>there comes an age where you lift your eyebrows and

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<v Speaker 1>you go, am I a child prodigy and the mother

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<v Speaker 1>has to say, kindly, absolutely sing less, sing less, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not your thing. It's not your thing. You'll have a

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<v Speaker 1>thing but this, but the saying it's going to take

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<v Speaker 1>a few more years to find your thanks. At ten,

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<v Speaker 1>she placed third in a competition called the Next Miley

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<v Speaker 1>Cyrus Project, which was run by Miley Cyrus. And at twelve,

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<v Speaker 1>she appeared in Lauren Order SVU. And if you think

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't spend some time finding that footage, you would

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<v Speaker 1>be very very wrong. I'm a busy lady. But time

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<v Speaker 1>spent on YouTube typing in Sabrina Carpenter Lauren Order SVU

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<v Speaker 1>is time well spent.

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<v Speaker 2>Air Paula. Anything you can tell me could start this

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<v Speaker 2>man from hurting another little girl. I just want you

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<v Speaker 2>to know you can talk to me. Are you testing me?

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<v Speaker 2>She said, people would test me, to try to check

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<v Speaker 2>me to tell it, and if you told anyone, he

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<v Speaker 2>would hurt you, me and daddy. He only said that

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<v Speaker 2>to carry you. I can protect you and I will

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<v Speaker 2>protect you, but you have to tell me something about it.

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<v Speaker 1>But what about the letter? What letter? Firstly, she's brilliant. Secondly,

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<v Speaker 1>the scripting, no notes. Sadly, of course, the badman told

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<v Speaker 1>you not tell anyone. Fourthly, little did that actor know

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<v Speaker 1>who he was acting beside he thought, oh, it's just

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<v Speaker 1>a little girl. No Carpenter, No it is. She doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>look like Sabrina Carpeter. She looks like any other little

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<v Speaker 1>girl on television. And then later on she goes because

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<v Speaker 1>I kept watching because I was like, this is research,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I was like, fucked is a letter? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like that's not relevant at that point,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not relevant. Okay, Well, my apparently he's going to

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<v Speaker 1>protect her though, well, my TikTok is full of video.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone's like, oh, you on Beyonce conspiracy theory, TikTok you

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<v Speaker 1>on this. No, the TikTok I'm on is clip from

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<v Speaker 1>SPU that makes you so curious. You click on the

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<v Speaker 1>original account and then it has an arrow that's like

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<v Speaker 1>see the video you just watched, and then you click

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<v Speaker 1>on the next one and before you know it, you

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<v Speaker 1>I challenge anyone to watch five minutes of an episode

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<v Speaker 1>of SPU and turn off. Yeah, go on, you can't

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<v Speaker 1>be done. She was then cast in a Disney Channel

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<v Speaker 1>show called Girl Meets World, and she from there released

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch of albums, some were Christmas songs lovely I

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<v Speaker 1>think we At this point, she'd also mention that she

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<v Speaker 1>is the niece of Bart Simpson, what and Nelson and

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<v Speaker 1>Ralph Wigham. Okay, so the voice that does Nancy cart

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<v Speaker 1>right is her father? Oh wow, Yeah, came up in

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<v Speaker 1>the news quite recently. Yeah, how interesting. Yeah, no it is.

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<v Speaker 1>What does her father do? I don't know. He builds

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<v Speaker 1>recording studios for his daughter. Yeah, and I don't have

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<v Speaker 1>much more information, but she's like, oh yeah, we work

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<v Speaker 1>in the entertainment industry. Not the same because she's just like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not an EPO baby scrup in like Pennsylvania or something.

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<v Speaker 1>Then in mid twenty twenty three, it was announced that

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<v Speaker 1>she would be the opening act of the Taylor Swift's

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<v Speaker 1>Eras Tour, and from there she kind of exploded. I went,

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<v Speaker 1>this is great because Claire went to the Eras tour

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<v Speaker 1>and she'll be able to tell me what Sabrina Carpent

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<v Speaker 1>tours list? What was Sabrina Carpenter? Li, we missed Sabrina Carpenter.

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<v Speaker 1>We're a silly support act. Scheduled our evening so that

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<v Speaker 1>that is when we'd be eating fried food from a

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<v Speaker 1>truck side, so you didn't see any Sabrina Castle zero.

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<v Speaker 1>Sabrina Carpenter. She wasn't a thing. Then she's become a

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<v Speaker 1>thing since. Yeah. I think that's the thing about support

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<v Speaker 1>acts is that often they're on the rise. Yeap, and

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<v Speaker 1>you missed her. I don't know. I don't remember there

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<v Speaker 1>being a whole lot of fuss. I remember there being

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<v Speaker 1>a bit of fast by people who were in the know.

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<v Speaker 1>The young people knew who she was, and she got

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<v Speaker 1>a bit of support. M My structure for today is

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<v Speaker 1>as follows love Triangle with Olivia Rodrigo and a guy

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<v Speaker 1>named Josh, Love Triangle with Camilla Cabeo and Sean Mendez.

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<v Speaker 1>An incident inside a church and being too sexy. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>A love triangle with Olivia Rodrigo and a guy named

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<v Speaker 1>Josh all right. In twenty nineteen, Olivia Rodrigo meets a

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<v Speaker 1>lovely boy named Josh Bassett, and the extent to which

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<v Speaker 1>I have never seen or heard of this person in

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<v Speaker 1>my life cannot be overstated. Do you know what a

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<v Speaker 1>Josh Bassett is? No, this is I will say. You've

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<v Speaker 1>seen that face. I've got a photo just for context.

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<v Speaker 1>Totalver seen him, totally nondescript brunette young man. Yeah. I

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<v Speaker 1>heard someone say that like Disney farms them, Yes, like

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<v Speaker 1>men that look exactly like this. He's an Ai Disney.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a Disney farm. Yeah, and they make young boys

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<v Speaker 1>who all look the same with their like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>perfect little boyish features. Yes. The only thing I will

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<v Speaker 1>say is, I don't know anything about the story you're

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<v Speaker 1>about to tell me, but I believe it. The reason

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<v Speaker 1>I believe it is because in the kind of structure

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<v Speaker 1>of my mind. Yeah, I think Olivia Rodrigo and Taylor

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<v Speaker 1>Swift are sworn enemies. Oh, yeah, I don't know about that. Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe that there are Olivia Rodrigo lyrics that are

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<v Speaker 1>thought to contain some shade about well, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>how she's fit any to make shade about Taylor Swift

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<v Speaker 1>when there was so much shade in hilyrics about Thrida Carpenter.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, yeah, well I was just going to say

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<v Speaker 1>that it checks out that Sabrina Carpenter is team Taylor

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<v Speaker 1>Swift in opposition to Olivia Robs. Okay, so that's not

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<v Speaker 1>like relevant. I just thought, Okay, all right, so Josh

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<v Speaker 1>Bassett and Olivia Rodrigo, Olivia Rodrigo will get to this,

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<v Speaker 1>but Driver's License excellent? How does it go?

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<v Speaker 2>Claire?

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<v Speaker 1>Producer? May you overlay with a beach? You do know

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<v Speaker 1>Olivia Rodrigo's song?

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<v Speaker 2>This is my point?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. Now, they obviously met on the site of High

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<v Speaker 1>School Musical colon the Musical Colon the series. I wish

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<v Speaker 1>I was making that title up, but I'm not a repeat.

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<v Speaker 1>High School Musical colon the Musical Colon the series. And anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>Rodrigo was sixteen, Bassett was eighteen when they met, and

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<v Speaker 1>they were the Gabriella and Troy of High School Musical

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<v Speaker 1>So they're Vanessa Hudgens and they are that Zachron Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>Apparently they had amazing chemistry. They were all over each

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<v Speaker 1>other's instagrams and they even wrote a song together. And

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<v Speaker 1>in twenty twenty, Rodrigo says stuff like he is my

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<v Speaker 1>best friend. In those scenes, you know, we weren't acting.

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<v Speaker 1>Apparently they're improving talking about their own life and their

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<v Speaker 1>own connection. So they never officially confirmed they're in a relationship,

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<v Speaker 1>but it is just assume that they are. In July

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<v Speaker 1>of that year, So July of twenty twenty, our friend

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<v Speaker 1>Josh is spotted at a Black Lives Matter protest with

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<v Speaker 1>one Sabrina Carpenter. Interesting place for a day, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, it's like, why didn't you invite me the

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<v Speaker 1>Black Lives Matter protest? And it's like, honestly, it's not

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<v Speaker 1>an invite. Things he could have gone. Yeah. A month

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<v Speaker 1>after that they're spotted together, Rodrigo posts a TikTok about

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<v Speaker 1>a failed relationship, so it's assumed that her and this

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<v Speaker 1>Josh had broken up. In it, she's eating a muffin

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<v Speaker 1>while a song from High School Musical the musical series

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<v Speaker 1>is playing at the top. But she's eating a muffin

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<v Speaker 1>And what's hard about explaining jen z In fuse is it.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a lot of that, yeah, and it's a rich text,

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<v Speaker 1>and then there's just all these comments kind of analyzing

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<v Speaker 1>what it means. Yeah, right, It's like, yeah, she's lip

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<v Speaker 1>syncing a song by this person while eating a muffin

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<v Speaker 1>while crying, with a caption that doesn't make sense, And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, hmm, can someone else de code for me? Then,

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<v Speaker 1>as if things can't get any worse for Rodrigo, Sabrina

0:14:36.549 --> 0:14:39.869
<v Speaker 1>Carpenter and this Josh post a picture of them in

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<v Speaker 1>matching Halloween costumes that year, right, so clearly they are

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<v Speaker 1>an item. They dressed as Shark Boy and Lava Girl,

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<v Speaker 1>which is such a young person thing to you. I

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<v Speaker 1>was gonna be like, how picture not quite there? No mind.

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<v Speaker 1>A few months later, Josh's being interviewed on a podcast

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<v Speaker 1>and he says that Olivia Rodrigo is really wonderful. They

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<v Speaker 1>spent a lot of time together offset and she is

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<v Speaker 1>and here I quote he's homie and everyone's they definitely

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<v Speaker 1>split up. Then, in January twenty twenty one, Olivia Rodrigo

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<v Speaker 1>releases a so named driver's license. Continue I will add

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<v Speaker 1>something afterwards, Okay, I'm just going to read you a

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<v Speaker 1>lyric from driver's License, and you're probably with that blonde

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<v Speaker 1>girl who always made me doubt. She's so much older

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<v Speaker 1>than me. She's everything I'm insecure about. She's everything I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in secure. Sabrina is blonde, and she's four years older

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<v Speaker 1>than Olivia. I mean, is that so much older? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>when you are only like twenty, no, seventeen, she was

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<v Speaker 1>so young because she's only got her license. Josh then

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<v Speaker 1>releases a song about lying, and I could go into that,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't care. He's like, he released a song

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<v Speaker 1>that's like lie, Lie, Lie, you lie, and I'm like, Josh,

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<v Speaker 1>sit down, sit down, because Sabraina has a new song

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<v Speaker 1>out and it's called Skin. So in twenty twenty one,

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<v Speaker 1>she released a song called Skin, and in it she sings,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe you didn't mean it, maybe blonde was the only rhyme,

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<v Speaker 1>Like why you put the word blonde in your song?

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<v Speaker 1>But it's like Sabrina, Olivia didn't rhyme blonde with anything. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was a detail she could have changed because she said,

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<v Speaker 1>you're probably with that blonde girl who always made me doubt.

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<v Speaker 1>She's so much olive me. She's everything it's cure about

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<v Speaker 1>blonde was not a rhyming one. No, could have been brunette.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it wouldn't have sounded as good. No. Then she said,

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<v Speaker 1>don't drive yourself insane. We riss a song. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>We ascribe a lot of intelligence slash snark slash meaning

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<v Speaker 1>to lyrics that a were not written by these people

0:16:49.829 --> 0:16:52.909
<v Speaker 1>and b were not thought about that much. You know

0:16:52.949 --> 0:16:58.269
<v Speaker 1>who's having a feud with himself. It's Maxi Martin. All

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<v Speaker 1>the songs, and he's like, everyone's having a feud because

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<v Speaker 1>me feel complicated. I reckon. He's just got a really

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<v Speaker 1>thick book of feuds. But he's like, I'm gonna throw

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<v Speaker 1>in a redheady. Yeah, I'm just gonna throw in something

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<v Speaker 1>like I reckon. He is the master of all the few,

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<v Speaker 1>and all these people are like Wow, everyone's saying I'm

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<v Speaker 1>funing with Sabrina Carpenter, and then Sabrina Carpenter's like, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>FUNI with. They're all writing their own music. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if Max I don't know about this. Josh Bassett,

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<v Speaker 1>Josh Bassett ain't writing his own thing. He was like,

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<v Speaker 1>write a song, put the word lie in it three times.

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<v Speaker 1>That was clearly his brief anyway, So Sabrina releases Don't

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<v Speaker 1>drive Yourself and say dah da da da. Then Olivia

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<v Speaker 1>only a few days later, post an Instagram story where

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<v Speaker 1>she is singing Taylor Swift song Ready for It while

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<v Speaker 1>in her car. She sings the words I see nothing better.

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<v Speaker 1>I keep him forever like a vendetta. I see how

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<v Speaker 1>this is gonna go alone? Ireland breeze lights go down.

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<v Speaker 1>No one has to know which people was a nod

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<v Speaker 1>to the drama between the three. I'm confused. Sabrina then

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<v Speaker 1>says that actually, this skin song wasn't a dis track,

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<v Speaker 1>and I love how these people are. Like what they

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<v Speaker 1>do is they put clear details that are going to

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<v Speaker 1>bait people, and they're like, Molivia Odrigo, I'm gonna have

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<v Speaker 1>your sloppy seconds, Olivia, yes, And then they're like, what

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<v Speaker 1>you're reading too much into it? Well, no, the thing

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<v Speaker 1>is that it's really subtle stuff and everybody's just spending

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<v Speaker 1>too much time online. No, no, I think it's distracks.

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<v Speaker 1>Then Sabrina and Josh write a song together, but at

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<v Speaker 1>this point Josh's getting annoyed because he says that all

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<v Speaker 1>of this drama is overshadowing their music careers, and I

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<v Speaker 1>heard this commentator, not a commentator, I don't know, someone

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<v Speaker 1>with a podcast, being like, these two women have really

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<v Speaker 1>amazing careers on their own, and you're just looking at

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<v Speaker 1>the context of their relationship to a man. And this

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<v Speaker 1>commentator yelled, you little bitch, called him a little bitch,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, I know, I think gets a

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<v Speaker 1>good point. It's like, what's always interesting with that is

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<v Speaker 1>it's like this person's really angry Josh Bassett. It's like,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't even know who that is. I like, do

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<v Speaker 1>you know who that is? No, but this song that

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<v Speaker 1>they wrote together, Sabrina and Josh that ended up pulling

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<v Speaker 1>it because Josh said that it was just creating too

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<v Speaker 1>much drama. No offense, Josh, but you need the drama.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have a lot going on without that drama?

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<v Speaker 1>He realized that pretty quick. Someone asked him how he

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<v Speaker 1>feels about driver's license and he was like, I haven't

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<v Speaker 1>been able to face it. I haven't even been able

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<v Speaker 1>to process it. Okay, so it is about him, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and he kind of suggested that he hasn't listened right,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's like, literally, try not to listen to driver's

0:19:49.869 --> 0:19:53.709
<v Speaker 1>license for a day, it's impossible. In May twenty twenty one,

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<v Speaker 1>Josh then came out as part of the LGBT community.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's assumed that that's around when him and

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<v Speaker 1>Sabrina broke up. But then Josh got bored of not

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<v Speaker 1>singing about his exes, so he released a song called Crisis,

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<v Speaker 1>with the lyrics if you get to tell the truth,

0:20:08.269 --> 0:20:11.069
<v Speaker 1>then so do I. And it's cool if you want

0:20:11.109 --> 0:20:13.429
<v Speaker 1>me to play the bad guy. But don't you dare

0:20:13.469 --> 0:20:17.149
<v Speaker 1>act like I did. I love it. Okay, Josh, you're

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<v Speaker 1>confusing everyone. Yeah, he's writing to Olivia, Yeah, who was

0:20:22.749 --> 0:20:25.709
<v Speaker 1>his first love, and saying, you told your truth, I'm

0:20:25.749 --> 0:20:29.269
<v Speaker 1>ready to tell mine. But he hasn't told. No, you

0:20:29.309 --> 0:20:31.309
<v Speaker 1>haven't told us any details. But you're saying that's not

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<v Speaker 1>the whole truth. Talk a lot about half truths. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>he told me interviewer that Olivia hadn't spoken to him

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<v Speaker 1>since Driver's License, the last thing I heard. He released

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<v Speaker 1>another song about messing with my career lah lah lah

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<v Speaker 1>blah blah blah. And it's so funny because I've heard

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<v Speaker 1>the song Driver's License, I've heard the song Everything by

0:20:51.349 --> 0:20:53.989
<v Speaker 1>Sabrina Coverter, I just have not heard your songs, so

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<v Speaker 1>when they come out, it's very like and then you

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<v Speaker 1>lied to me and you wrote driver's license and I

0:20:59.909 --> 0:21:01.989
<v Speaker 1>didn't like it, and it's like I just don't. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not a lot of beat. No, And what's funny about

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<v Speaker 1>this when they say like dis track blah blah blah.

0:21:06.829 --> 0:21:09.989
<v Speaker 1>That was all stuff that started in like the rap community,

0:21:10.269 --> 0:21:12.069
<v Speaker 1>and so it was people doing rap battles and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>But is I now start like that is not a distrack?

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<v Speaker 1>Disney Stars being like that's a bat You're a blonde shit.

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<v Speaker 1>And then Sabrina wrote a song about being called a

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<v Speaker 1>home wrecker and it's like you are all fourteen. No

0:21:28.629 --> 0:21:31.749
<v Speaker 1>one is wrecking homes. Where are the children? You are

0:21:31.789 --> 0:21:36.189
<v Speaker 1>the children who are being all need to live at home.

0:21:36.749 --> 0:21:39.149
<v Speaker 1>You need to go home. It's like, did you ruin

0:21:39.709 --> 0:21:43.389
<v Speaker 1>somebody's family home that they grew up in? It's maybe

0:21:43.469 --> 0:21:46.309
<v Speaker 1>I don't recker, mean no, no, I mean it's like

0:21:46.469 --> 0:21:49.829
<v Speaker 1>if she's a home wrecker. Yeah, and Sabrina Carpenter, Yeah,

0:21:50.629 --> 0:21:54.269
<v Speaker 1>four kids, who's home he broke up? You didn't. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just Josh Bassett, who himself is a child to himself child.

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<v Speaker 1>There's more, but I physically cannot read out any more lyrics.

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<v Speaker 1>I just wanted to go back to what you said

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<v Speaker 1>about driver's licenses very beginning, I believe, and I have

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<v Speaker 1>this on music industry gossip. Yeah, I think she was

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<v Speaker 1>sitting on driver's license for a while. That wasn't like

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<v Speaker 1>a current song. She was, But the lyric was Brunette

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<v Speaker 1>changed it to blonde. Really, Yes, I read it somewhere. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I did. I read it somewhere. It was Brunette changed

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't good in a bikini. In fact, he has some

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<v Speaker 1>tumors and people threw dollar notes at you. Yeah, but

0:24:42.229 --> 0:24:46.269
<v Speaker 1>we always sing Hanana yes. And then he's like, oh,

0:24:46.309 --> 0:24:49.309
<v Speaker 1>it's something like my mum and dad left me. We

0:24:49.309 --> 0:24:52.709
<v Speaker 1>went away for like two like it wasn't abandonment was

0:24:52.789 --> 0:24:54.989
<v Speaker 1>talking about. Were simply don't know. But he did have

0:24:55.029 --> 0:24:59.109
<v Speaker 1>to dance at the club anyway. Seawn Mendes sings There's

0:24:59.149 --> 0:25:02.309
<v Speaker 1>nothing holding me back. Everyone knows what Shawn men does.

0:25:02.389 --> 0:25:03.869
<v Speaker 1>I had to google it. I had to go to

0:25:03.909 --> 0:25:05.629
<v Speaker 1>my Spotify and type in their names, so then go

0:25:05.629 --> 0:25:09.429
<v Speaker 1>to most popular songs. Sean Mendes is very wholesome. Yeah, No,

0:25:09.509 --> 0:25:13.109
<v Speaker 1>I like Seanna Meta's great face. I believe he's Canadian

0:25:13.149 --> 0:25:16.909
<v Speaker 1>and not American. Okay, like Bieber, I get them all

0:25:16.949 --> 0:25:21.749
<v Speaker 1>mixed up with the choice of Varne he is. I'm

0:25:21.749 --> 0:25:25.629
<v Speaker 1>gonna learn the choice of ar Me too. Okay. No,

0:25:25.789 --> 0:25:29.709
<v Speaker 1>they've been on and off this Camilla and Sean. There

0:25:29.709 --> 0:25:31.469
<v Speaker 1>are going to be genzas that are very mad because

0:25:31.509 --> 0:25:35.189
<v Speaker 1>I've not provided enough context. But the problem with these

0:25:35.229 --> 0:25:37.909
<v Speaker 1>relationships is that there are too many details and not

0:25:38.029 --> 0:25:40.749
<v Speaker 1>enough plot. There are so many details, and I do

0:25:40.829 --> 0:25:43.589
<v Speaker 1>not understand the narrative or broadly who a lot of

0:25:43.629 --> 0:25:46.869
<v Speaker 1>these people are. Yeah, where did Sean Mandez come from?

0:25:47.229 --> 0:25:51.349
<v Speaker 1>I just imagine all the Disney farm yea. Anyway, It's

0:25:51.389 --> 0:25:55.029
<v Speaker 1>February twenty twenty four and Sean and Sabrina are seen

0:25:55.109 --> 0:25:58.949
<v Speaker 1>leaving a party together, right okay. Insiders say they're seeing

0:25:58.989 --> 0:26:04.069
<v Speaker 1>each other, However, Sean denies it. Then by April, he

0:26:04.149 --> 0:26:07.549
<v Speaker 1>is back with Camilla as if Sabrina didn't even happen.

0:26:07.909 --> 0:26:11.709
<v Speaker 1>He basically breaks up with Miller, is seen with Sabrina

0:26:11.749 --> 0:26:13.389
<v Speaker 1>for a very short period of time, boomed back with

0:26:13.429 --> 0:26:17.549
<v Speaker 1>Camilla now. There are allegations that Sabrina's new album Short

0:26:17.589 --> 0:26:21.229
<v Speaker 1>and Sweet contains references to her relationship with Sean Mendes.

0:26:21.549 --> 0:26:24.789
<v Speaker 1>In the song Taste, she sings, I heard you're back together,

0:26:25.109 --> 0:26:27.629
<v Speaker 1>and if that's true, you'll just have to taste me

0:26:27.749 --> 0:26:30.709
<v Speaker 1>when he's kissing you. In another song off the album

0:26:30.749 --> 0:26:35.309
<v Speaker 1>called Coincidence, Sabrina added last week, you didn't have any doubts.

0:26:35.629 --> 0:26:38.349
<v Speaker 1>This week you're holding space for her tongue in your mouth.

0:26:38.989 --> 0:26:41.709
<v Speaker 1>Then the bridge of the song sounds like a nod

0:26:41.749 --> 0:26:45.149
<v Speaker 1>to Camilla and Sean kissing at Coachella in twenty twenty three.

0:26:45.629 --> 0:26:49.269
<v Speaker 1>She sings, what a surprise, your phone just died. Your

0:26:49.309 --> 0:26:52.749
<v Speaker 1>car drove itself from la to her thighs. Palm Springs

0:26:52.749 --> 0:26:55.909
<v Speaker 1>looks nice, but who's by your side? Damn it? She

0:26:55.949 --> 0:26:59.549
<v Speaker 1>looks kind of like the girl you outgrew. On the

0:26:59.589 --> 0:27:02.149
<v Speaker 1>track dumb and poetic, she sings about a man who

0:27:02.189 --> 0:27:05.189
<v Speaker 1>is into self help books, and she jokes, save all

0:27:05.229 --> 0:27:08.109
<v Speaker 1>your breath for your floor meditation. I promise the mushrooms

0:27:08.149 --> 0:27:10.629
<v Speaker 1>aren't changing your life. And I was like, okay, stretch,

0:27:11.149 --> 0:27:15.109
<v Speaker 1>why would that be Sewn Mendez? But then fans were

0:27:15.149 --> 0:27:18.069
<v Speaker 1>like at a London show, like earlier that year, Shawn

0:27:18.069 --> 0:27:20.749
<v Speaker 1>Mendez was talking to the audience and he said that

0:27:20.789 --> 0:27:22.869
<v Speaker 1>he was going through a lot and exploring things. I

0:27:22.909 --> 0:27:25.229
<v Speaker 1>don't know if anyone here has ever tried mushrooms, but

0:27:25.269 --> 0:27:26.949
<v Speaker 1>it's a crazy thing. So it's like something that was

0:27:26.989 --> 0:27:29.789
<v Speaker 1>in the headlines at the time. Okay, but I will

0:27:29.829 --> 0:27:33.149
<v Speaker 1>say that description probably applied to most men under the

0:27:33.149 --> 0:27:35.349
<v Speaker 1>age of thirty. See the thing about being twenty five

0:27:35.869 --> 0:27:39.029
<v Speaker 1>as you've not dated how much? And when you've got

0:27:39.069 --> 0:27:42.269
<v Speaker 1>a mine in your life for content but you've not

0:27:42.349 --> 0:27:44.629
<v Speaker 1>lived a lot of it and everyone knows you were

0:27:44.669 --> 0:27:48.309
<v Speaker 1>just with Sean. It's probably about Sean. What if it's

0:27:48.309 --> 0:27:51.789
<v Speaker 1>written by Max? Then Back in June, so this is

0:27:51.789 --> 0:27:54.589
<v Speaker 1>before Sabrina's album came out, Camilla released a song called

0:27:54.749 --> 0:27:58.629
<v Speaker 1>June Gloom with the lyrics She's cool I heard, won't

0:27:58.669 --> 0:28:02.109
<v Speaker 1>act surprised. I saw the pictures. If she's so amazing,

0:28:02.309 --> 0:28:03.949
<v Speaker 1>why are you on this side of town? If you

0:28:04.069 --> 0:28:06.149
<v Speaker 1>like her so much? What are you here trying to

0:28:06.149 --> 0:28:09.269
<v Speaker 1>find out? And a few days after Sabrina drops Taste,

0:28:09.429 --> 0:28:13.189
<v Speaker 1>Camilla is lip syncing these lyrics on TikTok, which is

0:28:13.229 --> 0:28:17.509
<v Speaker 1>apparently like a nod to like the whole thing to

0:28:17.869 --> 0:28:21.109
<v Speaker 1>the whole thing. No no, no, wait, she's lip syncing

0:28:21.149 --> 0:28:24.709
<v Speaker 1>Sabrina Carpenter lyrics. No no, no, she's lip syncing her own

0:28:24.829 --> 0:28:27.389
<v Speaker 1>lyrics from a song that she wrote prior, which is

0:28:27.469 --> 0:28:31.189
<v Speaker 1>referring to Sprina Carpenter and Sean Mendes. Okay, but to

0:28:31.229 --> 0:28:34.429
<v Speaker 1>be clear, Camilla is no longer with Shawn mender Okay,

0:28:34.549 --> 0:28:38.269
<v Speaker 1>I'm very confused. Okay, well this should clear it up.

0:28:38.989 --> 0:28:42.549
<v Speaker 1>Then Camilla is performing on stage. She is singing the

0:28:42.549 --> 0:28:47.509
<v Speaker 1>song Senorita, which she wrote with Shawn Mendees. Okay, I

0:28:47.509 --> 0:28:49.589
<v Speaker 1>think the other confusing things. I don't know any of

0:28:49.629 --> 0:28:52.829
<v Speaker 1>these songs, but okay, okay, so her and Sean did

0:28:52.829 --> 0:28:54.749
<v Speaker 1>this song together, and she's on stage. I only know

0:28:54.909 --> 0:28:57.709
<v Speaker 1>justin Timberlakes. I know me too. I was like, is

0:28:57.709 --> 0:29:01.389
<v Speaker 1>this a cover of Senorita? When the word taste came up,

0:29:01.389 --> 0:29:02.989
<v Speaker 1>so it was like in the lyrics, like she's meant

0:29:02.989 --> 0:29:05.749
<v Speaker 1>to say the word taste, she just doesn't say it

0:29:05.789 --> 0:29:11.909
<v Speaker 1>and looks at the audience because taste is song. God,

0:29:12.109 --> 0:29:14.309
<v Speaker 1>it's just so cold, like you'd think that she might

0:29:14.389 --> 0:29:17.069
<v Speaker 1>just be like, oh I hate Sabrina Carpenter. But it's

0:29:17.189 --> 0:29:20.309
<v Speaker 1>all these subtle little clues. It's like maybe she was swallowing.

0:29:21.029 --> 0:29:24.309
<v Speaker 1>I know, because she made a face. This is precisely

0:29:24.309 --> 0:29:25.989
<v Speaker 1>how I would behave if I was dumped and I

0:29:26.069 --> 0:29:28.149
<v Speaker 1>was their age. I don't know, I think i'd be

0:29:28.229 --> 0:29:31.549
<v Speaker 1>more obvious. It's all like a code. It's all a code.

0:29:31.549 --> 0:29:34.429
<v Speaker 1>I think they're trying to be like Taylor Swift. Everyone's

0:29:34.429 --> 0:29:37.109
<v Speaker 1>trying to be Taylor's and they're like need an Easter egg.

0:29:38.269 --> 0:29:41.829
<v Speaker 1>But because they're so weird and they're so on TikTok,

0:29:41.869 --> 0:29:44.349
<v Speaker 1>they're like an easter egg. Hmm. I'm gonna mouth my

0:29:44.389 --> 0:29:46.669
<v Speaker 1>own lyrics from six months ago, and it's like, I

0:29:46.709 --> 0:29:50.389
<v Speaker 1>don't get it. Hi, Hi, Hi, I'm watching, I'm here,

0:29:50.549 --> 0:29:52.909
<v Speaker 1>I'm into it. I'm you just mouthing your own lyrics,

0:29:52.909 --> 0:29:54.749
<v Speaker 1>which is what everyone does on this line. I don't know.

0:29:54.829 --> 0:29:56.349
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what the lyrics are about. Did you

0:29:56.389 --> 0:29:59.949
<v Speaker 1>write them? Yeah? I have a lot of questions. Importantly,

0:30:00.309 --> 0:30:03.949
<v Speaker 1>Sabrina is now understood to be dating Barry Kyogan of

0:30:04.109 --> 0:30:08.229
<v Speaker 1>salt Burn Fans. Ah, yes that I do know. She's lovely, lovely,

0:30:08.589 --> 0:30:12.469
<v Speaker 1>but we know she's a triangle girly. So who's the

0:30:12.589 --> 0:30:15.549
<v Speaker 1>third point on the triangle, Jess. We don't know yet.

0:30:15.669 --> 0:30:18.349
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. But that's fun. That is fun. There'll

0:30:18.389 --> 0:30:22.709
<v Speaker 1>be another point, an incident in a church, Claire, are

0:30:22.749 --> 0:30:24.789
<v Speaker 1>you even a female pop star if you don't get

0:30:24.789 --> 0:30:29.269
<v Speaker 1>an official complaint from God himself? Oh wow? Remember Katy Perry?

0:30:29.389 --> 0:30:33.149
<v Speaker 1>Oh yes? And how a nun's last words with something

0:30:33.229 --> 0:30:38.829
<v Speaker 1>like Mikey she died, which is really sad. But Katie

0:30:38.909 --> 0:30:41.069
<v Speaker 1>was trying to take her house by paying for it,

0:30:41.469 --> 0:30:44.109
<v Speaker 1>which I guess is buying your house, but the nuns

0:30:44.109 --> 0:30:47.789
<v Speaker 1>didn't want her to happen. Just go listen to the

0:30:47.869 --> 0:30:51.069
<v Speaker 1>Katy Perry episode if you're confused. So, Sabrina releases the

0:30:51.149 --> 0:30:53.509
<v Speaker 1>music video for a song called Feather. The idea is

0:30:53.509 --> 0:30:55.549
<v Speaker 1>that she kills a bunch of crap men throughout this

0:30:55.629 --> 0:30:57.789
<v Speaker 1>mil clip. She's in a lift, for example, and this

0:30:57.869 --> 0:31:00.109
<v Speaker 1>man like takes a photo up her skirt and then

0:31:00.109 --> 0:31:03.469
<v Speaker 1>she turns around and then she gets his tie and

0:31:03.589 --> 0:31:05.509
<v Speaker 1>like puts it through the like you know when the

0:31:05.549 --> 0:31:08.189
<v Speaker 1>lift doors open, like takes his tie. Then the lift

0:31:08.189 --> 0:31:09.749
<v Speaker 1>doors close, and then he goes up and like it

0:31:09.789 --> 0:31:11.749
<v Speaker 1>loses his head or whatever. Like it's really violent and

0:31:11.789 --> 0:31:14.269
<v Speaker 1>it's meant to be kind of like revenge on men, right,

0:31:14.789 --> 0:31:17.269
<v Speaker 1>But then for about the last third of the video clip,

0:31:17.389 --> 0:31:20.989
<v Speaker 1>she appears in a funeral themed scene inside a church.

0:31:21.509 --> 0:31:24.909
<v Speaker 1>One of the coffin says, rip bitch on it. She's

0:31:24.949 --> 0:31:27.909
<v Speaker 1>in a lovely black frock but it's just shirt because

0:31:27.909 --> 0:31:29.829
<v Speaker 1>she doesn't have any pants on. Oh, so she got

0:31:29.869 --> 0:31:32.589
<v Speaker 1>stockings on, but she doesn't really have any pants, but

0:31:32.669 --> 0:31:36.749
<v Speaker 1>she has a veil on for modesty because it's ceneral. Now, unfortunately,

0:31:37.309 --> 0:31:41.469
<v Speaker 1>the priest who approved the video, his name is Jamie Gigantiello.

0:31:42.229 --> 0:31:45.469
<v Speaker 1>He did get dismissed. What's sad because he was just

0:31:45.549 --> 0:31:50.309
<v Speaker 1>a bit of a supreme carpenter. What I love this, Sabrina,

0:31:50.469 --> 0:31:54.229
<v Speaker 1>I love this. I think this is really creative. I

0:31:54.309 --> 0:31:59.109
<v Speaker 1>have been following your love triangle situations with joy, and

0:31:59.149 --> 0:32:03.629
<v Speaker 1>God annoints you. God says you go forth and slay,

0:32:06.029 --> 0:32:11.389
<v Speaker 1>go forth and slaves as Paul who the Corinthians said,

0:32:11.869 --> 0:32:14.589
<v Speaker 1>go forth and slay, and then there's holy water on it.

0:32:14.909 --> 0:32:19.749
<v Speaker 1>And because she sayan He apologized to the church community

0:32:19.949 --> 0:32:22.189
<v Speaker 1>via their Facebook page. I can't believe say you're fight

0:32:22.469 --> 0:32:25.469
<v Speaker 1>he did. He did get fired. Well, Claire, there was

0:32:25.549 --> 0:32:29.629
<v Speaker 1>more to it. Jamie is an interesting character. I'll say

0:32:29.669 --> 0:32:33.669
<v Speaker 1>that he apologized to the church community on their Facebook page.

0:32:34.069 --> 0:32:35.949
<v Speaker 1>Loves a bit of Facebook, and he said he was

0:32:35.949 --> 0:32:38.709
<v Speaker 1>simply trying to connect with the youth. He wrote, the

0:32:38.749 --> 0:32:41.309
<v Speaker 1>parish staff and I were not aware that anything provocative

0:32:41.389 --> 0:32:44.109
<v Speaker 1>was occurring in the church, nor were we aware that

0:32:44.189 --> 0:32:47.349
<v Speaker 1>faux coffins and other funeral items would be placed in

0:32:47.389 --> 0:32:50.589
<v Speaker 1>the sanctuary because there were a lot of like where

0:32:50.669 --> 0:32:52.429
<v Speaker 1>kind of the altar, you know, the table where they

0:32:52.509 --> 0:32:55.069
<v Speaker 1>like blessed, like there was a lot of irp, bitch.

0:32:55.229 --> 0:32:58.549
<v Speaker 1>I guess it's like my question to the priest would be,

0:32:58.989 --> 0:33:01.869
<v Speaker 1>wasn't it your job to know? It turns out that

0:33:01.949 --> 0:33:05.069
<v Speaker 1>the Diocese of Brooklyn was like, where do I investigation

0:33:05.389 --> 0:33:10.069
<v Speaker 1>on Jamie. He didn't count on that. Jamie did not

0:33:10.189 --> 0:33:12.269
<v Speaker 1>count on that because they looked into the request made

0:33:12.309 --> 0:33:16.149
<v Speaker 1>by Carpenter, and Carpenter's team were very clear about what

0:33:16.189 --> 0:33:18.989
<v Speaker 1>they were doing to do in that church. Sabrina will

0:33:18.989 --> 0:33:22.109
<v Speaker 1>not be wearing pants. Sabrina will be doing catwalk down

0:33:22.149 --> 0:33:26.149
<v Speaker 1>the aisle. Sabrina will have a look in her eye

0:33:26.189 --> 0:33:29.189
<v Speaker 1>that she's thinking about humping the altar, that she won't,

0:33:29.189 --> 0:33:33.229
<v Speaker 1>but she'll wink. Okay, now your church will be desecrated.

0:33:33.349 --> 0:33:37.989
<v Speaker 1>Will be desecrated. Yes, So look, it looks like Jamie,

0:33:38.549 --> 0:33:41.389
<v Speaker 1>father Jamie let's call them, got a bit excited and

0:33:41.509 --> 0:33:44.509
<v Speaker 1>said yes to the lady with no pants. Okay, it's

0:33:44.669 --> 0:33:46.509
<v Speaker 1>a bit stupid because it's like they could just built

0:33:46.509 --> 0:33:49.149
<v Speaker 1>a set. It didn't need to be an actual church. Jane. Well,

0:33:49.189 --> 0:33:50.789
<v Speaker 1>they wanted it to be this church in New York.

0:33:51.189 --> 0:33:53.509
<v Speaker 1>Sabrina was asked about it. You know what she said,

0:33:53.749 --> 0:33:58.029
<v Speaker 1>what Jesus was a carpenter. She didn't. She did not

0:33:58.709 --> 0:34:03.909
<v Speaker 1>sligh slay Sabrina slay. Wow. Yeah, and then I think

0:34:03.949 --> 0:34:05.909
<v Speaker 1>that she's irrelevant. Then she got in a little bit

0:34:05.949 --> 0:34:07.389
<v Speaker 1>of trouble. The next time she was asked about it,

0:34:07.389 --> 0:34:10.349
<v Speaker 1>she ran away. Okay. Now Jamie does seem like an

0:34:10.349 --> 0:34:13.549
<v Speaker 1>interesting fellow. He posted on Facebook a lot about his

0:34:13.589 --> 0:34:16.669
<v Speaker 1>trip to the Vatican, and allegedly he likes to party.

0:34:17.069 --> 0:34:19.829
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, he does like to party. Now he is

0:34:19.869 --> 0:34:22.789
<v Speaker 1>still allowed to say Mass occasionally. Okay, So he hasn't

0:34:22.829 --> 0:34:26.989
<v Speaker 1>been fully ex communicado. No, No, he lost his job.

0:34:27.029 --> 0:34:29.269
<v Speaker 1>I think every now and then he just appears. Okay.

0:34:29.629 --> 0:34:33.149
<v Speaker 1>I think he's fame hungry. He wrote a book, okay,

0:34:33.669 --> 0:34:36.469
<v Speaker 1>but he needs a new job. Yeah. I think he

0:34:36.469 --> 0:34:39.669
<v Speaker 1>could be big on TikTok. This brings us to Sabrina

0:34:39.749 --> 0:34:43.429
<v Speaker 1>being too sexy. There's a slight moral panic about how

0:34:43.469 --> 0:34:45.909
<v Speaker 1>sexy Sabrina Carpenter is, and she does a lot of

0:34:45.949 --> 0:34:49.389
<v Speaker 1>sexy things in public, such as looking the way that

0:34:49.429 --> 0:34:51.829
<v Speaker 1>she will yes without a pets On. So she was

0:34:51.869 --> 0:34:54.949
<v Speaker 1>at a concert recently and she went behind a curtain

0:34:55.349 --> 0:34:58.309
<v Speaker 1>and her shadow so you could just see her shadow

0:34:58.589 --> 0:35:00.949
<v Speaker 1>sort of emulated sex with a dancer, Like she lays

0:35:00.949 --> 0:35:02.349
<v Speaker 1>there and she puts her legs in the air and

0:35:02.389 --> 0:35:04.509
<v Speaker 1>it like kind of looks like they're having sex. I

0:35:04.549 --> 0:35:07.949
<v Speaker 1>thought it was quite cool visually, but a bunch of

0:35:08.029 --> 0:35:10.549
<v Speaker 1>people had a winge on the internet because they said

0:35:10.629 --> 0:35:12.909
<v Speaker 1>it's an all ages concept and a lot of her

0:35:12.909 --> 0:35:15.869
<v Speaker 1>fans are younger. Then at the twenty twenty four VMA's

0:35:15.949 --> 0:35:18.829
<v Speaker 1>Sabrina performed three songs, which was a really big deal,

0:35:19.109 --> 0:35:21.789
<v Speaker 1>and during taste, she paused and she made out with

0:35:21.829 --> 0:35:25.669
<v Speaker 1>an alien. Okay, have these people never heard of Britney Spears,

0:35:25.829 --> 0:35:31.509
<v Speaker 1>Christine the Cyber, the time Britney kissed Madonna like well,

0:35:31.549 --> 0:35:34.669
<v Speaker 1>In fact, Britney came out about this. She watched Sabrina

0:35:34.749 --> 0:35:36.869
<v Speaker 1>kiss an alien and she said should have kissed a girl.

0:35:36.949 --> 0:35:40.309
<v Speaker 1>Turns out the alien was a girl. But people found

0:35:40.309 --> 0:35:43.149
<v Speaker 1>it inappropriate and tasteless. They thought it was quite confronting

0:35:43.189 --> 0:35:46.229
<v Speaker 1>because children were watching. They seemed really confronted by the

0:35:46.229 --> 0:35:50.069
<v Speaker 1>alien element. Yeah, she didn't actually kiss anyone. It was

0:35:50.189 --> 0:35:52.389
<v Speaker 1>a garret it was a character, somebody in a costume.

0:35:52.669 --> 0:35:55.869
<v Speaker 1>There has been moral panic about pop stars since Elvis.

0:35:56.069 --> 0:35:59.269
<v Speaker 1>That's what mum will tell me. Oh my mom didn't

0:35:59.349 --> 0:36:02.069
<v Speaker 1>like me watching Elvis because of how we sure kiss

0:36:02.069 --> 0:36:06.949
<v Speaker 1>here it was, it was arousing. Yes, have you heard

0:36:06.989 --> 0:36:09.909
<v Speaker 1>of the term puritine? No? But can I guess what

0:36:09.909 --> 0:36:13.909
<v Speaker 1>it is? Yeah? A teenager, specifically American, Yeah, who wants

0:36:13.909 --> 0:36:16.549
<v Speaker 1>to save themselves a marriage. It is a portmanteau for

0:36:16.669 --> 0:36:20.909
<v Speaker 1>purity and teen And apparently there's like this movement infiltrating

0:36:20.909 --> 0:36:23.149
<v Speaker 1>the Internet. And here's an example of a tweet by

0:36:23.189 --> 0:36:27.269
<v Speaker 1>purityin I'm sorry, but am I the only one that's offended?

0:36:27.349 --> 0:36:31.149
<v Speaker 1>This is about Sabrina Carpenter being Sabrina Carpter, Like, why

0:36:31.229 --> 0:36:34.669
<v Speaker 1>is she being disgusting sexually in front of children? I'm

0:36:34.709 --> 0:36:42.789
<v Speaker 1>seventeen and this is in Capitals afraid of Sabrina Carpenter? Ah, Okay,

0:36:43.109 --> 0:36:46.349
<v Speaker 1>what is she afraid of? And what she's scared of?

0:36:46.389 --> 0:36:49.069
<v Speaker 1>You're panicking and you need to take a back unnecessarily.

0:36:49.389 --> 0:36:51.709
<v Speaker 1>Do we think our concerts are full of children? I

0:36:51.749 --> 0:36:54.269
<v Speaker 1>think there might be some children. So a bunch of

0:36:54.389 --> 0:36:58.589
<v Speaker 1>articles have reported like what celebrities have appeared at Sabrina

0:36:58.749 --> 0:37:01.109
<v Speaker 1>Carpenter's most recent concerts to give you a sense of

0:37:01.109 --> 0:37:04.869
<v Speaker 1>the demographic, because I'm like, do kids even go? I

0:37:04.909 --> 0:37:07.469
<v Speaker 1>don't know who would I imagine like gen Z's sure,

0:37:07.549 --> 0:37:10.749
<v Speaker 1>maybe people between twenty you know who go? Not the

0:37:10.789 --> 0:37:15.629
<v Speaker 1>dad ticket? Yeah, but Northwest Seys stuff on TikTok. You

0:37:15.669 --> 0:37:17.869
<v Speaker 1>know what I mean? What she being protected from? Yeah,

0:37:17.909 --> 0:37:20.709
<v Speaker 1>here are some celebrities who went Katie Perry. They've got

0:37:20.709 --> 0:37:23.989
<v Speaker 1>the nun thing in common, ye, John Mayer, Sarah Michelle Geller,

0:37:24.389 --> 0:37:28.869
<v Speaker 1>Kendall Jenner, Halee Bieber, Kara Delavin, Noah Cyrus, Carlie ray Jepson,

0:37:29.469 --> 0:37:34.029
<v Speaker 1>and even Blue Ivy. But no Beyonce. Wow, letting me

0:37:34.629 --> 0:37:39.069
<v Speaker 1>triple check the aid isn't Blue Vy? She is twelve

0:37:39.149 --> 0:37:42.629
<v Speaker 1>years old? Wow? Twelve years old on her own unsupervised?

0:37:42.829 --> 0:37:44.789
<v Speaker 1>Oh my goodness. I don't think she turned up on

0:37:44.789 --> 0:37:47.149
<v Speaker 1>her own, totally on her own, just without mum. Yeah,

0:37:47.149 --> 0:37:49.549
<v Speaker 1>but it does go to show that demo, that demo.

0:37:50.509 --> 0:37:53.909
<v Speaker 1>How would Blue Ivy feel about sexual innundo? I think

0:37:53.949 --> 0:37:57.789
<v Speaker 1>she's seen it from mum. I do I think she's

0:37:57.829 --> 0:38:01.029
<v Speaker 1>I think it's my mom wrote an album about how

0:38:01.229 --> 0:38:04.469
<v Speaker 1>my dad. She did on her, so I'm pretty familiar

0:38:04.549 --> 0:38:08.869
<v Speaker 1>with sex. The other thing I would ask that Puruitine

0:38:09.509 --> 0:38:13.829
<v Speaker 1>is have you followed the Jonas brother's journey from being

0:38:14.549 --> 0:38:19.149
<v Speaker 1>about purity purity ranks to being naughty? Because that's where

0:38:19.189 --> 0:38:21.429
<v Speaker 1>we all go, that's where we all end up. Two

0:38:21.509 --> 0:38:24.269
<v Speaker 1>other things that I just like to add about Sabrina

0:38:24.309 --> 0:38:28.269
<v Speaker 1>Carpenter that I've seen on TikTok. Yeah. One is people

0:38:28.429 --> 0:38:30.989
<v Speaker 1>like that when she speaks, she doesn't have a baby voice.

0:38:31.109 --> 0:38:32.669
<v Speaker 1>She has quite a deep voice. She has quite a

0:38:32.669 --> 0:38:36.429
<v Speaker 1>commanding voice the era of like pop star. And then

0:38:36.629 --> 0:38:39.989
<v Speaker 1>she's interviewed and she's like instead, Sabrina Carpenter's like yeah, what,

0:38:40.549 --> 0:38:43.429
<v Speaker 1>She's quite like funny and ironic. She's described herself as

0:38:43.549 --> 0:38:49.309
<v Speaker 1>vulgar and maybe horny, just so weird anyway. The second

0:38:49.349 --> 0:38:53.389
<v Speaker 1>thing is have you seen the thing about Disney knees? No? Okay,

0:38:53.949 --> 0:38:57.749
<v Speaker 1>they say that there's a certain way that every Disney

0:38:57.789 --> 0:39:02.669
<v Speaker 1>star dances. Yes, because of how they're trained. How they're trained,

0:39:02.869 --> 0:39:05.869
<v Speaker 1>and let me show you, Sabrina. I think kind of

0:39:05.949 --> 0:39:08.549
<v Speaker 1>imagine it. It's like someone who did dancing as a

0:39:08.629 --> 0:39:11.589
<v Speaker 1>young girl has a way of holding herself. Yes, but

0:39:11.629 --> 0:39:21.389
<v Speaker 1>it's more than that. Okay, show me. Is it the

0:39:21.389 --> 0:39:24.029
<v Speaker 1>little thing where they go in Yeah? Yeah, so it's

0:39:24.069 --> 0:39:27.069
<v Speaker 1>like a little Disney dance move. Yeah, she dances in

0:39:27.109 --> 0:39:30.829
<v Speaker 1>a certain way. That's very Disney. I find that interesting.

0:39:31.309 --> 0:39:43.149
<v Speaker 1>Most Disney stars dance with their knees. It is time

0:39:43.189 --> 0:39:49.269
<v Speaker 1>for charges and sentences. My charge is a really easy one.

0:39:49.829 --> 0:39:54.989
<v Speaker 1>It's getting Jamie Gigantiello in trouble when all he did

0:39:55.469 --> 0:39:57.709
<v Speaker 1>was say yes to her when she asked to borrow

0:39:57.749 --> 0:40:00.989
<v Speaker 1>his church. Well, that's not all he did, because then

0:40:00.989 --> 0:40:05.669
<v Speaker 1>he lied well to that. I say, was she celebrating

0:40:05.709 --> 0:40:09.029
<v Speaker 1>the death of people that had been murdered in his church? Yes?

0:40:09.909 --> 0:40:12.989
<v Speaker 1>Is is she doing a lot of winking on the altar? Also? Yes?

0:40:13.709 --> 0:40:19.069
<v Speaker 1>Are there some bright colored some may say fun looking coffins? Yes?

0:40:19.629 --> 0:40:24.109
<v Speaker 1>And is she wearing pants? No? She forgot Okay, I

0:40:24.389 --> 0:40:27.309
<v Speaker 1>like it. I think that he's a victim in all

0:40:27.349 --> 0:40:30.789
<v Speaker 1>of this. What did happen is a spotlight was then shon,

0:40:31.389 --> 0:40:34.589
<v Speaker 1>A light was shown on him. They did some investigating,

0:40:35.149 --> 0:40:38.829
<v Speaker 1>and there were weird ties to a mayor who got indiceted. Okay.

0:40:38.949 --> 0:40:41.189
<v Speaker 1>The thing about Jamie is I think he liked the

0:40:41.229 --> 0:40:43.589
<v Speaker 1>film clip. I think he bopped along and he went,

0:40:43.669 --> 0:40:46.109
<v Speaker 1>I'm proud to be associated with this. And then he

0:40:46.149 --> 0:40:48.469
<v Speaker 1>started getting called out and he said, I have no

0:40:48.589 --> 0:40:50.469
<v Speaker 1>idea what we all do at work. Yeah, but we

0:40:50.509 --> 0:40:52.869
<v Speaker 1>all do. Yeah, what do we do? We pick up

0:40:52.909 --> 0:40:56.269
<v Speaker 1>both our hands, we point an opposite direction, and we

0:40:56.389 --> 0:40:59.429
<v Speaker 1>say it was her, it was him the person, it

0:40:59.549 --> 0:41:05.949
<v Speaker 1>wasn't where's me? And that's what Jamie did. Yeah, classic move, Jamie.

0:41:06.589 --> 0:41:10.109
<v Speaker 1>You've lost your job anyway, damn it. Okay. My sentence

0:41:10.349 --> 0:41:13.229
<v Speaker 1>is the man needs his job back. Okay. And when

0:41:13.269 --> 0:41:16.229
<v Speaker 1>they do like a nice hymn, like say during communion,

0:41:16.629 --> 0:41:19.269
<v Speaker 1>often they will do a hymn like the Lord is

0:41:19.309 --> 0:41:22.349
<v Speaker 1>My Shepherd. Can Sabrina Carpenter perform it? Yeah? She owes

0:41:22.429 --> 0:41:25.149
<v Speaker 1>him a favor with no pants on, a bit of

0:41:25.349 --> 0:41:28.669
<v Speaker 1>like maybe espresso. That's fun. Yeah. And instead of kissing

0:41:28.669 --> 0:41:36.429
<v Speaker 1>an alien, she could kiss this Bible. And she could

0:41:36.469 --> 0:41:39.789
<v Speaker 1>also sing amazing grace. She could always brings a tear

0:41:39.829 --> 0:41:42.429
<v Speaker 1>to my eye. No, because remember when Katie Perry did

0:41:42.429 --> 0:41:44.509
<v Speaker 1>it and they got mad. Yeah, it was an amazing grace.

0:41:44.509 --> 0:41:47.069
<v Speaker 1>She sung something else, oh, she and from sister at

0:41:47.109 --> 0:41:49.029
<v Speaker 1>she had to read the and they got annoyed because

0:41:49.029 --> 0:41:50.789
<v Speaker 1>she was reading the lyrics like you're not even now

0:41:50.829 --> 0:41:56.589
<v Speaker 1>fucking real, whereas Sabrina Jesus was a carpenter. Mm hmm, Claire,

0:41:56.629 --> 0:41:59.909
<v Speaker 1>what's your charge? My charge is being I was gonna

0:41:59.949 --> 0:42:03.069
<v Speaker 1>say a threesome girly, but that's not what anyone has claimed. No,

0:42:03.269 --> 0:42:08.029
<v Speaker 1>she's a love triangle, love triangle girly, and what that

0:42:08.069 --> 0:42:12.789
<v Speaker 1>has resulted in is confusion for both me and you. Yeah. No,

0:42:12.949 --> 0:42:15.469
<v Speaker 1>it took a lot of time on a logistical level,

0:42:15.509 --> 0:42:17.869
<v Speaker 1>because you've had to work out I didn't know how

0:42:17.949 --> 0:42:22.069
<v Speaker 1>to say Camilla's name. No, and what is Josh Bassett Bassett?

0:42:22.069 --> 0:42:24.789
<v Speaker 1>It's just not sticking it. I was gonna call him

0:42:24.829 --> 0:42:27.549
<v Speaker 1>John Bassinett. I just I don't think his career I

0:42:27.549 --> 0:42:30.989
<v Speaker 1>don't take off. I don't. I'm sorry, No, he's having

0:42:30.989 --> 0:42:35.709
<v Speaker 1>a quiet moment. Well, well, she's a love triangle girly

0:42:36.029 --> 0:42:39.549
<v Speaker 1>and it's caused chaos and confusion. However, it's also given

0:42:39.629 --> 0:42:42.749
<v Speaker 1>us gossip. Yeah, and so what I need from her

0:42:43.349 --> 0:42:47.869
<v Speaker 1>is I need a clearer love triangle situation. So she's

0:42:47.909 --> 0:42:51.469
<v Speaker 1>currently with Barry Keyogan. I love that he's hot in

0:42:51.469 --> 0:42:54.509
<v Speaker 1>a weird way. Yeah, I need a third point on

0:42:54.549 --> 0:42:58.709
<v Speaker 1>that triangle. Who you want to be that's unexpected, but

0:42:59.229 --> 0:43:01.629
<v Speaker 1>may Okay, we've got to live out. We've got Camilla,

0:43:01.829 --> 0:43:05.189
<v Speaker 1>Jacob a Lordie. No, it's got to be a female Claire. No,

0:43:05.349 --> 0:43:09.109
<v Speaker 1>well why because I feel like there's been Olivia, Like

0:43:09.109 --> 0:43:11.909
<v Speaker 1>who else is in this world? Like I think Karli

0:43:12.109 --> 0:43:16.469
<v Speaker 1>XCX or. I want them out of this world. I

0:43:16.509 --> 0:43:19.709
<v Speaker 1>need them to take us out of the confusing world

0:43:19.789 --> 0:43:24.389
<v Speaker 1>of Josh Bassett's. I need it to cross into a

0:43:24.509 --> 0:43:28.309
<v Speaker 1>more mainstream area of fame. Fine, maybe no Jacob ALORDI,

0:43:28.549 --> 0:43:31.869
<v Speaker 1>maybe j Lo I think her ex boyfriend's just straight

0:43:31.949 --> 0:43:35.389
<v Speaker 1>up Travis Kelsey. Yeah, and it's like, hang on, isn't

0:43:35.429 --> 0:43:39.509
<v Speaker 1>that And she's like what And then they're dropping lyrics

0:43:39.509 --> 0:43:43.069
<v Speaker 1>that are full of shade. Yeah, Taylor Swift would have

0:43:43.189 --> 0:43:46.269
<v Speaker 1>a field day. She'd love that. She'd be like, oh,

0:43:46.389 --> 0:43:50.109
<v Speaker 1>I needed I needed ammunitions. Like I heard someone say

0:43:50.109 --> 0:43:52.309
<v Speaker 1>that listening to all their songs, which I didn't do,

0:43:52.949 --> 0:43:59.669
<v Speaker 1>is apparently like watching a feature film various different perspectives. Well, yeah, yeah,

0:43:59.709 --> 0:44:02.629
<v Speaker 1>I think it's all confected. Yeah, yeah, I think so,

0:44:03.509 --> 0:44:07.669
<v Speaker 1>which I get it helps them get famous, it does,

0:44:07.829 --> 0:44:12.069
<v Speaker 1>I'd say they don't need it, Oh Josh, Yeah, how

0:44:12.069 --> 0:44:14.509
<v Speaker 1>are we doing Josh favor? You know what I mean. Olivia,

0:44:14.829 --> 0:44:19.989
<v Speaker 1>you're doing okay. Sabrina you're also doing okay. Camilla, you're okay. Sean,

0:44:20.029 --> 0:44:23.189
<v Speaker 1>You're okay. You don't need this, No, I understand if

0:44:23.229 --> 0:44:26.709
<v Speaker 1>Josh comes out with a few distracks, Claire, before we go,

0:44:27.069 --> 0:44:29.909
<v Speaker 1>it's time for laser gil story. She's a lazy girl.

0:44:29.949 --> 0:44:33.309
<v Speaker 1>So we've been messaging with Gemma a laser kill. Yeah,

0:44:33.349 --> 0:44:36.389
<v Speaker 1>and she has probably six months between messages.

0:44:36.869 --> 0:44:37.029
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:44:37.109 --> 0:44:41.109
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Their last message says something about going to hospital

0:44:41.109 --> 0:44:44.189
<v Speaker 1>and they can sort these fingers, but the rest is

0:44:44.189 --> 0:44:47.869
<v Speaker 1>cut off anyway. Anyway, her next message says, I think

0:44:47.869 --> 0:44:50.669
<v Speaker 1>this might be the best lazy girl story ever, and

0:44:50.749 --> 0:44:54.149
<v Speaker 1>it's a story from the ABC with the headline. Woman

0:44:54.269 --> 0:44:57.029
<v Speaker 1>continues to drive with a red bellied black snake in

0:44:57.069 --> 0:45:01.109
<v Speaker 1>her car after four failed attempts to remove it. It's

0:45:01.269 --> 0:45:07.149
<v Speaker 1>so okay, so relatable, says, that's one cold blooded passenger. Okay,

0:45:07.389 --> 0:45:11.069
<v Speaker 1>great caption, but that is very lazy girl. It's just

0:45:11.069 --> 0:45:13.069
<v Speaker 1>sitting in her front seat. It's like, well, if you're

0:45:13.109 --> 0:45:16.829
<v Speaker 1>going to be here, put on your bell. But it's like,

0:45:17.709 --> 0:45:21.429
<v Speaker 1>just imagine she's got Okay, the lazy girl has gotten

0:45:21.789 --> 0:45:24.789
<v Speaker 1>potentially a coat hanger, and she's got like the hook

0:45:24.829 --> 0:45:26.909
<v Speaker 1>of the coat hanger, and she's like, come on, come on,

0:45:26.949 --> 0:45:28.989
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna hurt you. You just can get out of

0:45:28.989 --> 0:45:34.589
<v Speaker 1>my car. You're gonna sting me. And now I gotta

0:45:34.589 --> 0:45:37.469
<v Speaker 1>go to aspital, which I don't want to do. What

0:45:37.629 --> 0:45:40.469
<v Speaker 1>she has done is she's googled and she knows it's dangerous.

0:45:41.149 --> 0:45:43.349
<v Speaker 1>She knows you shan't get bitten by a red belly

0:45:43.349 --> 0:45:45.949
<v Speaker 1>black snake. It's a bad one. It is a bad one.

0:45:46.429 --> 0:45:49.429
<v Speaker 1>Watching the gist that she's ascertained. So she's got a

0:45:49.429 --> 0:45:52.789
<v Speaker 1>coat hanger, and the snake's been like nah, bitch, And

0:45:52.869 --> 0:45:55.429
<v Speaker 1>then she's like, you know what, there's somewhere I meant

0:45:55.469 --> 0:45:57.949
<v Speaker 1>to call for this. There's some sort of snake handler.

0:45:58.269 --> 0:46:00.669
<v Speaker 1>But I bet that they won't be fast enough, and

0:46:01.069 --> 0:46:02.869
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to go, yeah, I'm going to be late.

0:46:02.989 --> 0:46:08.189
<v Speaker 1>So come on, snake, come on, buckle, com on. I'll

0:46:08.189 --> 0:46:10.229
<v Speaker 1>put the radio on. Would I just put it in

0:46:10.269 --> 0:46:12.989
<v Speaker 1>the glovebox? I guess the question is, if you could

0:46:12.989 --> 0:46:15.309
<v Speaker 1>put it in the glove box, why couldn't you simply

0:46:15.349 --> 0:46:17.229
<v Speaker 1>remove it from the vehicle. I was going to say,

0:46:17.229 --> 0:46:19.029
<v Speaker 1>I'd put some cheese in the glovebox, but I don't

0:46:19.069 --> 0:46:22.029
<v Speaker 1>think I ate cheese. There's also just an optimism to

0:46:22.109 --> 0:46:25.189
<v Speaker 1>lazy girls, which I think what that woman was thinking was,

0:46:26.149 --> 0:46:28.909
<v Speaker 1>if you got in on your own, you'll find your

0:46:29.149 --> 0:46:30.989
<v Speaker 1>bind your way out on your own. That's what I

0:46:30.989 --> 0:46:34.109
<v Speaker 1>always think about birds. And if you show the snakes

0:46:34.109 --> 0:46:36.309
<v Speaker 1>some kindness, yeah, I'm not going to bite you. I'm

0:46:36.349 --> 0:46:39.029
<v Speaker 1>just going to bite them. That feeds it. No, I

0:46:39.109 --> 0:46:41.429
<v Speaker 1>know that she's also going down the highway and she's

0:46:41.469 --> 0:46:44.469
<v Speaker 1>going to go, don't you slither, don't slither over that gearstick.

0:46:44.989 --> 0:46:48.069
<v Speaker 1>Damn it. It's around my neck. Damn it, damn it, damit.

0:46:48.109 --> 0:46:50.989
<v Speaker 1>It bit me in the eye, damited it me. But

0:46:51.149 --> 0:46:53.229
<v Speaker 1>I think that whenever I see a bird stuck inside

0:46:53.269 --> 0:46:55.749
<v Speaker 1>and everyone panics, I'm like, the bird will whack it out.

0:46:56.109 --> 0:46:58.149
<v Speaker 1>The bird got in, the bird will get out. Yeah,

0:46:58.229 --> 0:47:00.349
<v Speaker 1>I swear birds get more confusing the more things you open.

0:47:02.829 --> 0:47:06.029
<v Speaker 1>This wasn't open before. Bang. Thank you so much for

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<v Speaker 1>joining us with this episode of Canceled. If you want

0:47:08.829 --> 0:47:10.749
<v Speaker 1>to send us a life size cut out, that's cool.

0:47:10.829 --> 0:47:14.349
<v Speaker 1>We'll set up a place in the to put Billy.

0:47:14.429 --> 0:47:16.669
<v Speaker 1>We'll put him together. This afternoon. We will, No, we will.

0:47:16.709 --> 0:47:19.469
<v Speaker 1>I just don't know where we'll put it. I think

0:47:19.549 --> 0:47:22.149
<v Speaker 1>the office generally is annoyed by the chaos of our work.

0:47:22.949 --> 0:47:24.789
<v Speaker 1>I think we put I think Billy is really going

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<v Speaker 1>to send him over the air. Canceled is produced by

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<v Speaker 1>Kimberly Bradish with audio production by Leah Porgies. And we

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<v Speaker 1>will be back next week. Bye bye.