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Speaker 1: The Lazy Girl's Guide to Bizarre celebrity cancelations. I'm Jesse
Speaker 1: Stephen and I'm Claire Stephens. And look, before we start,
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Speaker 1: It's okay. I'm gonna give you some clues. Okay, it's
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Speaker 1: That's an image of the life size cutout. It came
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Speaker 1: I'm Billy Texas loves Claire and Tessie. Yeah, Billy sent
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Speaker 1: You like Billy, like I don't know what Anthrax is.
Speaker 1: And I was like, is this made of Anthrapp? It's like,
Speaker 1: you know, sometimes people will say, like a joke and
Speaker 1: you're like, is that a joke we made? Yeah? You
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Like, it's like, did we make
Speaker 1: a joke about Billy from Tip because it's from Texas.
Speaker 1: It's like, was it a joke we made four months ago? Yeah?
Speaker 1: About a life size cutout of a man in jeans
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Speaker 1: What are you expecting? And I was like, not a
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Speaker 1: are at their working Yeah, and we put Billy behind
Speaker 1: them like Billy's watching. He's always watching. I think if
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Speaker 1: there was always a life sized cutout of whoever the
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Speaker 1: I remember feeling nervous as I walked Pastor. But he's sexy.
Speaker 1: How expensive would it be to get a life sized
Speaker 1: cut out of yourself and send it from Texas? Yeah?
Speaker 1: The two girls who don't get the joke, I'm all
Speaker 1: for it. Billy, that is great quality banter. It's great,
Speaker 1: It's great. Wow. Okay, if anybody understands what Billy's trying
Speaker 1: to say, we are all you? Who were all is
Speaker 1: you are about to enter the canceled courtroom. The defendants
Speaker 1: are celebrities, the chargers are petty, the rulings are final. Claire,
Speaker 1: today we are talking about Sabrina carpent Nice. Oh, I
Speaker 1: didn't invent espresso. The song is espresso. You don't own espresso.
Speaker 1: It's what's so crazy, Like this is the part of
Speaker 1: me that feels like an idiot every time I see
Speaker 1: like a cafe. There's just a sign that says espresso,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, yeah, Like I learned about wanker the
Speaker 1: hard way. I learned about wanker when the first time
Speaker 1: I came to London, someone on the street like ran
Speaker 1: past me and like yell like why. And I was
Speaker 1: like someone called me a wanker. Like I feel like
Speaker 1: I really lived the London experience, so you don't really
Speaker 1: say wanka. Even bloody hell is sort of like hell.
Speaker 1: It's sort of like a lot scandalized in the Catholic
Speaker 1: church a little with father. I gotta go, girl, gotta
Speaker 1: gotta go, gotta go, asking baby, pleasease, please please. Sabrina
Speaker 1: Capentat was born in nineteen ninety nine. Oh wow, how
Speaker 1: old does it? Mike hold On twenty f minus nine,
Speaker 1: twenty five. Yeah. She is a singer and an actress
Speaker 1: and a small person. She is four eleven, which I
Speaker 1: believe is your height one hundred and fifty two centimeters. Yes,
Speaker 1: is that your end? You know who else is that high?
Speaker 1: Kylie Mino And allegedly, allegedly, I just tried to say,
Speaker 1: how you fit that many curves on such a short body.
Speaker 1: I was just I pressed bullshit. We have spoken in
Speaker 1: the past about celebrities who love being tiny. Ariana Grande
Speaker 1: personality trait. Ariana Grande is very much pick me up,
Speaker 1: put me in a box. She likes being in a box,
Speaker 1: starts being in a suitcase. As tiny girls do. They
Speaker 1: love a picture on Instagram where they're in a suitcase
Speaker 1: in a small box. Yeah, hiding under something. They love
Speaker 1: to be picked up and held like a baby. And
Speaker 1: it's like here I am in a bookshelf. How yeah
Speaker 1: you fit in there? Yeah? Okay, so very that. I
Speaker 1: was telling Mum the other day that I remember in
Speaker 1: like you're eight, being picked up by someone and placed
Speaker 1: in a garbage behind. And the point of the story
Speaker 1: that I was telling one was and I didn't consider
Speaker 1: that bullying. I think that was bullied. You should have.
Speaker 1: I think I was being bullied. My point is that,
Speaker 1: compared to Sabrina Carpenter, Ariana Grande is andre the Giant.
Speaker 1: She's Andrea the Giants. How tall She's one hundred and
Speaker 1: fifty four centimeters. Wow, so I'm not so little anymore?
Speaker 1: Ah we Ariana. Well, you know what short people love
Speaker 1: doing looking up at tall people and going, you're so tall?
Speaker 1: They like to mention it. I'm so weird all. I'm
Speaker 1: so weirdle Anyway, Sabrina was homeschooled like our good friend
Speaker 1: Billie Eilish the other week, and when she was ten,
Speaker 1: she began posting videos on YouTube of her singing Adele
Speaker 1: and Christina Aguilera songs. She loves the song is it
Speaker 1: called Beautiful Beautiful? That one? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She
Speaker 1: likes that song, so it's good for her vocal range.
Speaker 1: Her dad built her a recording studio to support her
Speaker 1: passion for music. When I was ten, I don't talk
Speaker 1: about this enough. Dad threw out my bike because he
Speaker 1: didn't think I was using it enough. I knew it
Speaker 1: in like a week, and he thought it was clutter. Okay,
Speaker 1: there's a child's bike. That's a child's bike. I'm just
Speaker 1: saying that. At the same age, mister Carpenter is over
Speaker 1: here building studio and my dad's going, what is this shit?
Speaker 1: And he's just throwing out my teddy bears, throwing out
Speaker 1: my desk, setting fire to my books. He didn't, but
Speaker 1: I remember being like that age and thinking maybe I
Speaker 1: can sing. Okay. I just remember the look on mom's
Speaker 1: face and I said, Mom, do you think I can? Yeah?
Speaker 1: We all record it, and she said, and I quote, well,
Speaker 1: we're not going to be a professional. She said to
Speaker 1: me that I had to stop doing the CHRILLI thing
Speaker 1: with my voice because I was trying to be like
Speaker 1: Brittany and I'd be like, she was like, don't do that.
Speaker 1: We need a moment's silence for the mothers have to
Speaker 1: listen to the daughters who think they can side, because
Speaker 1: there comes an age where you lift your eyebrows and
Speaker 1: you go, am I a child prodigy and the mother
Speaker 1: has to say, kindly, absolutely sing less, sing less, it's
Speaker 1: not your thing. It's not your thing. You'll have a
Speaker 1: thing but this, but the saying it's going to take
Speaker 1: a few more years to find your thanks. At ten,
Speaker 1: she placed third in a competition called the Next Miley
Speaker 1: Cyrus Project, which was run by Miley Cyrus. And at twelve,
Speaker 1: she appeared in Lauren Order SVU. And if you think
Speaker 1: I didn't spend some time finding that footage, you would
Speaker 1: be very very wrong. I'm a busy lady. But time
Speaker 1: spent on YouTube typing in Sabrina Carpenter Lauren Order SVU
Speaker 1: is time well spent.
Speaker 2: Air Paula. Anything you can tell me could start this
Speaker 2: man from hurting another little girl. I just want you
Speaker 2: to know you can talk to me. Are you testing me?
Speaker 2: She said, people would test me, to try to check
Speaker 2: me to tell it, and if you told anyone, he
Speaker 2: would hurt you, me and daddy. He only said that
Speaker 2: to carry you. I can protect you and I will
Speaker 2: protect you, but you have to tell me something about it.
Speaker 1: But what about the letter? What letter? Firstly, she's brilliant. Secondly,
Speaker 1: the scripting, no notes. Sadly, of course, the badman told
Speaker 1: you not tell anyone. Fourthly, little did that actor know
Speaker 1: who he was acting beside he thought, oh, it's just
Speaker 1: a little girl. No Carpenter, No it is. She doesn't
Speaker 1: look like Sabrina Carpeter. She looks like any other little
Speaker 1: girl on television. And then later on she goes because
Speaker 1: I kept watching because I was like, this is research,
Speaker 1: and then I was like, fucked is a letter? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And I was like that's not relevant at that point,
Speaker 1: it's not relevant. Okay, Well, my apparently he's going to
Speaker 1: protect her though, well, my TikTok is full of video.
Speaker 1: Everyone's like, oh, you on Beyonce conspiracy theory, TikTok you
Speaker 1: on this. No, the TikTok I'm on is clip from
Speaker 1: SPU that makes you so curious. You click on the
Speaker 1: original account and then it has an arrow that's like
Speaker 1: see the video you just watched, and then you click
Speaker 1: on the next one and before you know it, you
Speaker 1: I challenge anyone to watch five minutes of an episode
Speaker 1: of SPU and turn off. Yeah, go on, you can't
Speaker 1: be done. She was then cast in a Disney Channel
Speaker 1: show called Girl Meets World, and she from there released
Speaker 1: a bunch of albums, some were Christmas songs lovely I
Speaker 1: think we At this point, she'd also mention that she
Speaker 1: is the niece of Bart Simpson, what and Nelson and
Speaker 1: Ralph Wigham. Okay, so the voice that does Nancy cart
Speaker 1: right is her father? Oh wow, Yeah, came up in
Speaker 1: the news quite recently. Yeah, how interesting. Yeah, no it is.
Speaker 1: What does her father do? I don't know. He builds
Speaker 1: recording studios for his daughter. Yeah, and I don't have
Speaker 1: much more information, but she's like, oh yeah, we work
Speaker 1: in the entertainment industry. Not the same because she's just like,
Speaker 1: I'm not an EPO baby scrup in like Pennsylvania or something.
Speaker 1: Then in mid twenty twenty three, it was announced that
Speaker 1: she would be the opening act of the Taylor Swift's
Speaker 1: Eras Tour, and from there she kind of exploded. I went,
Speaker 1: this is great because Claire went to the Eras tour
Speaker 1: and she'll be able to tell me what Sabrina Carpent
Speaker 1: tours list? What was Sabrina Carpenter? Li, we missed Sabrina Carpenter.
Speaker 1: We're a silly support act. Scheduled our evening so that
Speaker 1: that is when we'd be eating fried food from a
Speaker 1: truck side, so you didn't see any Sabrina Castle zero.
Speaker 1: Sabrina Carpenter. She wasn't a thing. Then she's become a
Speaker 1: thing since. Yeah. I think that's the thing about support
Speaker 1: acts is that often they're on the rise. Yeap, and
Speaker 1: you missed her. I don't know. I don't remember there
Speaker 1: being a whole lot of fuss. I remember there being
Speaker 1: a bit of fast by people who were in the know.
Speaker 1: The young people knew who she was, and she got
Speaker 1: a bit of support. M My structure for today is
Speaker 1: as follows love Triangle with Olivia Rodrigo and a guy
Speaker 1: named Josh, Love Triangle with Camilla Cabeo and Sean Mendez.
Speaker 1: An incident inside a church and being too sexy. Okay,
Speaker 1: A love triangle with Olivia Rodrigo and a guy named
Speaker 1: Josh all right. In twenty nineteen, Olivia Rodrigo meets a
Speaker 1: lovely boy named Josh Bassett, and the extent to which
Speaker 1: I have never seen or heard of this person in
Speaker 1: my life cannot be overstated. Do you know what a
Speaker 1: Josh Bassett is? No, this is I will say. You've
Speaker 1: seen that face. I've got a photo just for context.
Speaker 1: Totalver seen him, totally nondescript brunette young man. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: heard someone say that like Disney farms them, Yes, like
Speaker 1: men that look exactly like this. He's an Ai Disney.
Speaker 1: There's a Disney farm. Yeah, and they make young boys
Speaker 1: who all look the same with their like, you know,
Speaker 1: perfect little boyish features. Yes. The only thing I will
Speaker 1: say is, I don't know anything about the story you're
Speaker 1: about to tell me, but I believe it. The reason
Speaker 1: I believe it is because in the kind of structure
Speaker 1: of my mind. Yeah, I think Olivia Rodrigo and Taylor
Speaker 1: Swift are sworn enemies. Oh, yeah, I don't know about that. Oh.
Speaker 1: I believe that there are Olivia Rodrigo lyrics that are
Speaker 1: thought to contain some shade about well, I don't know
Speaker 1: how she's fit any to make shade about Taylor Swift
Speaker 1: when there was so much shade in hilyrics about Thrida Carpenter.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, yeah, well I was just going to say
Speaker 1: that it checks out that Sabrina Carpenter is team Taylor
Speaker 1: Swift in opposition to Olivia Robs. Okay, so that's not
Speaker 1: like relevant. I just thought, Okay, all right, so Josh
Speaker 1: Bassett and Olivia Rodrigo, Olivia Rodrigo will get to this,
Speaker 1: but Driver's License excellent? How does it go?
Speaker 2: Claire?
Speaker 1: Producer? May you overlay with a beach? You do know
Speaker 1: Olivia Rodrigo's song?
Speaker 2: This is my point?
Speaker 1: Okay. Now, they obviously met on the site of High
Speaker 1: School Musical colon the Musical Colon the series. I wish
Speaker 1: I was making that title up, but I'm not a repeat.
Speaker 1: High School Musical colon the Musical Colon the series. And anyway,
Speaker 1: Rodrigo was sixteen, Bassett was eighteen when they met, and
Speaker 1: they were the Gabriella and Troy of High School Musical
Speaker 1: So they're Vanessa Hudgens and they are that Zachron Yep.
Speaker 1: Apparently they had amazing chemistry. They were all over each
Speaker 1: other's instagrams and they even wrote a song together. And
Speaker 1: in twenty twenty, Rodrigo says stuff like he is my
Speaker 1: best friend. In those scenes, you know, we weren't acting.
Speaker 1: Apparently they're improving talking about their own life and their
Speaker 1: own connection. So they never officially confirmed they're in a relationship,
Speaker 1: but it is just assume that they are. In July
Speaker 1: of that year, So July of twenty twenty, our friend
Speaker 1: Josh is spotted at a Black Lives Matter protest with
Speaker 1: one Sabrina Carpenter. Interesting place for a day, I know,
Speaker 1: I know, it's like, why didn't you invite me the
Speaker 1: Black Lives Matter protest? And it's like, honestly, it's not
Speaker 1: an invite. Things he could have gone. Yeah. A month
Speaker 1: after that they're spotted together, Rodrigo posts a TikTok about
Speaker 1: a failed relationship, so it's assumed that her and this
Speaker 1: Josh had broken up. In it, she's eating a muffin
Speaker 1: while a song from High School Musical the musical series
Speaker 1: is playing at the top. But she's eating a muffin
Speaker 1: And what's hard about explaining jen z In fuse is it.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of that, yeah, and it's a rich text,
Speaker 1: and then there's just all these comments kind of analyzing
Speaker 1: what it means. Yeah, right, It's like, yeah, she's lip
Speaker 1: syncing a song by this person while eating a muffin
Speaker 1: while crying, with a caption that doesn't make sense, And
Speaker 1: I'm like, hmm, can someone else de code for me? Then,
Speaker 1: as if things can't get any worse for Rodrigo, Sabrina
Speaker 1: Carpenter and this Josh post a picture of them in
Speaker 1: matching Halloween costumes that year, right, so clearly they are
Speaker 1: an item. They dressed as Shark Boy and Lava Girl,
Speaker 1: which is such a young person thing to you. I
Speaker 1: was gonna be like, how picture not quite there? No mind.
Speaker 1: A few months later, Josh's being interviewed on a podcast
Speaker 1: and he says that Olivia Rodrigo is really wonderful. They
Speaker 1: spent a lot of time together offset and she is
Speaker 1: and here I quote he's homie and everyone's they definitely
Speaker 1: split up. Then, in January twenty twenty one, Olivia Rodrigo
Speaker 1: releases a so named driver's license. Continue I will add
Speaker 1: something afterwards, Okay, I'm just going to read you a
Speaker 1: lyric from driver's License, and you're probably with that blonde
Speaker 1: girl who always made me doubt. She's so much older
Speaker 1: than me. She's everything I'm insecure about. She's everything I'm
Speaker 1: in secure. Sabrina is blonde, and she's four years older
Speaker 1: than Olivia. I mean, is that so much older? Yes,
Speaker 1: when you are only like twenty, no, seventeen, she was
Speaker 1: so young because she's only got her license. Josh then
Speaker 1: releases a song about lying, and I could go into that,
Speaker 1: but I don't care. He's like, he released a song
Speaker 1: that's like lie, Lie, Lie, you lie, and I'm like, Josh,
Speaker 1: sit down, sit down, because Sabraina has a new song
Speaker 1: out and it's called Skin. So in twenty twenty one,
Speaker 1: she released a song called Skin, and in it she sings,
Speaker 1: maybe you didn't mean it, maybe blonde was the only rhyme,
Speaker 1: Like why you put the word blonde in your song?
Speaker 1: But it's like Sabrina, Olivia didn't rhyme blonde with anything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was a detail she could have changed because she said,
Speaker 1: you're probably with that blonde girl who always made me doubt.
Speaker 1: She's so much olive me. She's everything it's cure about
Speaker 1: blonde was not a rhyming one. No, could have been brunette.
Speaker 1: Oh it wouldn't have sounded as good. No. Then she said,
Speaker 1: don't drive yourself insane. We riss a song. I don't know.
Speaker 1: We ascribe a lot of intelligence slash snark slash meaning
Speaker 1: to lyrics that a were not written by these people
Speaker 1: and b were not thought about that much. You know
Speaker 1: who's having a feud with himself. It's Maxi Martin. All
Speaker 1: the songs, and he's like, everyone's having a feud because
Speaker 1: me feel complicated. I reckon. He's just got a really
Speaker 1: thick book of feuds. But he's like, I'm gonna throw
Speaker 1: in a redheady. Yeah, I'm just gonna throw in something
Speaker 1: like I reckon. He is the master of all the few,
Speaker 1: and all these people are like Wow, everyone's saying I'm
Speaker 1: funing with Sabrina Carpenter, and then Sabrina Carpenter's like, I'm
Speaker 1: FUNI with. They're all writing their own music. I don't
Speaker 1: know if Max I don't know about this. Josh Bassett,
Speaker 1: Josh Bassett ain't writing his own thing. He was like,
Speaker 1: write a song, put the word lie in it three times.
Speaker 1: That was clearly his brief anyway, So Sabrina releases Don't
Speaker 1: drive Yourself and say dah da da da. Then Olivia
Speaker 1: only a few days later, post an Instagram story where
Speaker 1: she is singing Taylor Swift song Ready for It while
Speaker 1: in her car. She sings the words I see nothing better.
Speaker 1: I keep him forever like a vendetta. I see how
Speaker 1: this is gonna go alone? Ireland breeze lights go down.
Speaker 1: No one has to know which people was a nod
Speaker 1: to the drama between the three. I'm confused. Sabrina then
Speaker 1: says that actually, this skin song wasn't a dis track,
Speaker 1: and I love how these people are. Like what they
Speaker 1: do is they put clear details that are going to
Speaker 1: bait people, and they're like, Molivia Odrigo, I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: your sloppy seconds, Olivia, yes, And then they're like, what
Speaker 1: you're reading too much into it? Well, no, the thing
Speaker 1: is that it's really subtle stuff and everybody's just spending
Speaker 1: too much time online. No, no, I think it's distracks.
Speaker 1: Then Sabrina and Josh write a song together, but at
Speaker 1: this point Josh's getting annoyed because he says that all
Speaker 1: of this drama is overshadowing their music careers, and I
Speaker 1: heard this commentator, not a commentator, I don't know, someone
Speaker 1: with a podcast, being like, these two women have really
Speaker 1: amazing careers on their own, and you're just looking at
Speaker 1: the context of their relationship to a man. And this
Speaker 1: commentator yelled, you little bitch, called him a little bitch,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I know, I think gets a
Speaker 1: good point. It's like, what's always interesting with that is
Speaker 1: it's like this person's really angry Josh Bassett. It's like,
Speaker 1: we don't even know who that is. I like, do
Speaker 1: you know who that is? No, but this song that
Speaker 1: they wrote together, Sabrina and Josh that ended up pulling
Speaker 1: it because Josh said that it was just creating too
Speaker 1: much drama. No offense, Josh, but you need the drama.
Speaker 1: Do you have a lot going on without that drama?
Speaker 1: He realized that pretty quick. Someone asked him how he
Speaker 1: feels about driver's license and he was like, I haven't
Speaker 1: been able to face it. I haven't even been able
Speaker 1: to process it. Okay, so it is about him, yeah,
Speaker 1: and he kind of suggested that he hasn't listened right,
Speaker 1: and it's like, literally, try not to listen to driver's
Speaker 1: license for a day, it's impossible. In May twenty twenty one,
Speaker 1: Josh then came out as part of the LGBT community.
Speaker 1: I think it's assumed that that's around when him and
Speaker 1: Sabrina broke up. But then Josh got bored of not
Speaker 1: singing about his exes, so he released a song called Crisis,
Speaker 1: with the lyrics if you get to tell the truth,
Speaker 1: then so do I. And it's cool if you want
Speaker 1: me to play the bad guy. But don't you dare
Speaker 1: act like I did. I love it. Okay, Josh, you're
Speaker 1: confusing everyone. Yeah, he's writing to Olivia, Yeah, who was
Speaker 1: his first love, and saying, you told your truth, I'm
Speaker 1: ready to tell mine. But he hasn't told. No, you
Speaker 1: haven't told us any details. But you're saying that's not
Speaker 1: the whole truth. Talk a lot about half truths. Also,
Speaker 1: he told me interviewer that Olivia hadn't spoken to him
Speaker 1: since Driver's License, the last thing I heard. He released
Speaker 1: another song about messing with my career lah lah lah
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. And it's so funny because I've heard
Speaker 1: the song Driver's License, I've heard the song Everything by
Speaker 1: Sabrina Coverter, I just have not heard your songs, so
Speaker 1: when they come out, it's very like and then you
Speaker 1: lied to me and you wrote driver's license and I
Speaker 1: didn't like it, and it's like I just don't. It's
Speaker 1: not a lot of beat. No, And what's funny about
Speaker 1: this when they say like dis track blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: That was all stuff that started in like the rap community,
Speaker 1: and so it was people doing rap battles and stuff.
Speaker 1: But is I now start like that is not a distrack?
Speaker 1: Disney Stars being like that's a bat You're a blonde shit.
Speaker 1: And then Sabrina wrote a song about being called a
Speaker 1: home wrecker and it's like you are all fourteen. No
Speaker 1: one is wrecking homes. Where are the children? You are
Speaker 1: the children who are being all need to live at home.
Speaker 1: You need to go home. It's like, did you ruin
Speaker 1: somebody's family home that they grew up in? It's maybe
Speaker 1: I don't recker, mean no, no, I mean it's like
Speaker 1: if she's a home wrecker. Yeah, and Sabrina Carpenter, Yeah,
Speaker 1: four kids, who's home he broke up? You didn't. It's
Speaker 1: just Josh Bassett, who himself is a child to himself child.
Speaker 1: There's more, but I physically cannot read out any more lyrics.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to go back to what you said
Speaker 1: about driver's licenses very beginning, I believe, and I have
Speaker 1: this on music industry gossip. Yeah, I think she was
Speaker 1: sitting on driver's license for a while. That wasn't like
Speaker 1: a current song. She was, But the lyric was Brunette
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Speaker 1: and Sean Mendes. Sabrina Carpenter is a Love Triangle girly,
Speaker 1: a singer named Camilla Cabeo who sings that Havana song.
Speaker 1: You know that Havana? Uh no Na. So me and
Speaker 1: my husband have a joke. Will this translate? We have
Speaker 1: a joke that your dog Caesar dressed in a bikini. Nope, no,
Speaker 1: you go okay, you went away for a while and
Speaker 1: Caesar had to support himself. This is how the narrative goes.
Speaker 1: It didn't actually happen, but he went and he joined
Speaker 1: a club and he danced in a bikini to this
Speaker 1: song for money, and it didn't go well because it
Speaker 1: doesn't good in a bikini. In fact, he has some
Speaker 1: tumors and people threw dollar notes at you. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: we always sing Hanana yes. And then he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's something like my mum and dad left me. We
Speaker 1: went away for like two like it wasn't abandonment was
Speaker 1: talking about. Were simply don't know. But he did have
Speaker 1: to dance at the club anyway. Seawn Mendes sings There's
Speaker 1: nothing holding me back. Everyone knows what Shawn men does.
Speaker 1: I had to google it. I had to go to
Speaker 1: my Spotify and type in their names, so then go
Speaker 1: to most popular songs. Sean Mendes is very wholesome. Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: I like Seanna Meta's great face. I believe he's Canadian
Speaker 1: and not American. Okay, like Bieber, I get them all
Speaker 1: mixed up with the choice of Varne he is. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna learn the choice of ar Me too. Okay. No,
Speaker 1: they've been on and off this Camilla and Sean. There
Speaker 1: are going to be genzas that are very mad because
Speaker 1: I've not provided enough context. But the problem with these
Speaker 1: relationships is that there are too many details and not
Speaker 1: enough plot. There are so many details, and I do
Speaker 1: not understand the narrative or broadly who a lot of
Speaker 1: these people are. Yeah, where did Sean Mandez come from?
Speaker 1: I just imagine all the Disney farm yea. Anyway, It's
Speaker 1: February twenty twenty four and Sean and Sabrina are seen
Speaker 1: leaving a party together, right okay. Insiders say they're seeing
Speaker 1: each other, However, Sean denies it. Then by April, he
Speaker 1: is back with Camilla as if Sabrina didn't even happen.
Speaker 1: He basically breaks up with Miller, is seen with Sabrina
Speaker 1: for a very short period of time, boomed back with
Speaker 1: Camilla now. There are allegations that Sabrina's new album Short
Speaker 1: and Sweet contains references to her relationship with Sean Mendes.
Speaker 1: In the song Taste, she sings, I heard you're back together,
Speaker 1: and if that's true, you'll just have to taste me
Speaker 1: when he's kissing you. In another song off the album
Speaker 1: called Coincidence, Sabrina added last week, you didn't have any doubts.
Speaker 1: This week you're holding space for her tongue in your mouth.
Speaker 1: Then the bridge of the song sounds like a nod
Speaker 1: to Camilla and Sean kissing at Coachella in twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1: She sings, what a surprise, your phone just died. Your
Speaker 1: car drove itself from la to her thighs. Palm Springs
Speaker 1: looks nice, but who's by your side? Damn it? She
Speaker 1: looks kind of like the girl you outgrew. On the
Speaker 1: track dumb and poetic, she sings about a man who
Speaker 1: is into self help books, and she jokes, save all
Speaker 1: your breath for your floor meditation. I promise the mushrooms
Speaker 1: aren't changing your life. And I was like, okay, stretch,
Speaker 1: why would that be Sewn Mendez? But then fans were
Speaker 1: like at a London show, like earlier that year, Shawn
Speaker 1: Mendez was talking to the audience and he said that
Speaker 1: he was going through a lot and exploring things. I
Speaker 1: don't know if anyone here has ever tried mushrooms, but
Speaker 1: it's a crazy thing. So it's like something that was
Speaker 1: in the headlines at the time. Okay, but I will
Speaker 1: say that description probably applied to most men under the
Speaker 1: age of thirty. See the thing about being twenty five
Speaker 1: as you've not dated how much? And when you've got
Speaker 1: a mine in your life for content but you've not
Speaker 1: lived a lot of it and everyone knows you were
Speaker 1: just with Sean. It's probably about Sean. What if it's
Speaker 1: written by Max? Then Back in June, so this is
Speaker 1: before Sabrina's album came out, Camilla released a song called
Speaker 1: June Gloom with the lyrics She's cool I heard, won't
Speaker 1: act surprised. I saw the pictures. If she's so amazing,
Speaker 1: why are you on this side of town? If you
Speaker 1: like her so much? What are you here trying to
Speaker 1: find out? And a few days after Sabrina drops Taste,
Speaker 1: Camilla is lip syncing these lyrics on TikTok, which is
Speaker 1: apparently like a nod to like the whole thing to
Speaker 1: the whole thing. No no, no, wait, she's lip syncing
Speaker 1: Sabrina Carpenter lyrics. No no, no, she's lip syncing her own
Speaker 1: lyrics from a song that she wrote prior, which is
Speaker 1: referring to Sprina Carpenter and Sean Mendes. Okay, but to
Speaker 1: be clear, Camilla is no longer with Shawn mender Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm very confused. Okay, well this should clear it up.
Speaker 1: Then Camilla is performing on stage. She is singing the
Speaker 1: song Senorita, which she wrote with Shawn Mendees. Okay, I
Speaker 1: think the other confusing things. I don't know any of
Speaker 1: these songs, but okay, okay, so her and Sean did
Speaker 1: this song together, and she's on stage. I only know
Speaker 1: justin Timberlakes. I know me too. I was like, is
Speaker 1: this a cover of Senorita? When the word taste came up,
Speaker 1: so it was like in the lyrics, like she's meant
Speaker 1: to say the word taste, she just doesn't say it
Speaker 1: and looks at the audience because taste is song. God,
Speaker 1: it's just so cold, like you'd think that she might
Speaker 1: just be like, oh I hate Sabrina Carpenter. But it's
Speaker 1: all these subtle little clues. It's like maybe she was swallowing.
Speaker 1: I know, because she made a face. This is precisely
Speaker 1: how I would behave if I was dumped and I
Speaker 1: was their age. I don't know, I think i'd be
Speaker 1: more obvious. It's all like a code. It's all a code.
Speaker 1: I think they're trying to be like Taylor Swift. Everyone's
Speaker 1: trying to be Taylor's and they're like need an Easter egg.
Speaker 1: But because they're so weird and they're so on TikTok,
Speaker 1: they're like an easter egg. Hmm. I'm gonna mouth my
Speaker 1: own lyrics from six months ago, and it's like, I
Speaker 1: don't get it. Hi, Hi, Hi, I'm watching, I'm here,
Speaker 1: I'm into it. I'm you just mouthing your own lyrics,
Speaker 1: which is what everyone does on this line. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the lyrics are about. Did you
Speaker 1: write them? Yeah? I have a lot of questions. Importantly,
Speaker 1: Sabrina is now understood to be dating Barry Kyogan of
Speaker 1: salt Burn Fans. Ah, yes that I do know. She's lovely, lovely,
Speaker 1: but we know she's a triangle girly. So who's the
Speaker 1: third point on the triangle, Jess. We don't know yet.
Speaker 1: I don't know. But that's fun. That is fun. There'll
Speaker 1: be another point, an incident in a church, Claire, are
Speaker 1: you even a female pop star if you don't get
Speaker 1: an official complaint from God himself? Oh wow? Remember Katy Perry?
Speaker 1: Oh yes? And how a nun's last words with something
Speaker 1: like Mikey she died, which is really sad. But Katie
Speaker 1: was trying to take her house by paying for it,
Speaker 1: which I guess is buying your house, but the nuns
Speaker 1: didn't want her to happen. Just go listen to the
Speaker 1: Katy Perry episode if you're confused. So, Sabrina releases the
Speaker 1: music video for a song called Feather. The idea is
Speaker 1: that she kills a bunch of crap men throughout this
Speaker 1: mil clip. She's in a lift, for example, and this
Speaker 1: man like takes a photo up her skirt and then
Speaker 1: she turns around and then she gets his tie and
Speaker 1: like puts it through the like you know when the
Speaker 1: lift doors open, like takes his tie. Then the lift
Speaker 1: doors close, and then he goes up and like it
Speaker 1: loses his head or whatever. Like it's really violent and
Speaker 1: it's meant to be kind of like revenge on men, right,
Speaker 1: But then for about the last third of the video clip,
Speaker 1: she appears in a funeral themed scene inside a church.
Speaker 1: One of the coffin says, rip bitch on it. She's
Speaker 1: in a lovely black frock but it's just shirt because
Speaker 1: she doesn't have any pants on. Oh, so she got
Speaker 1: stockings on, but she doesn't really have any pants, but
Speaker 1: she has a veil on for modesty because it's ceneral. Now, unfortunately,
Speaker 1: the priest who approved the video, his name is Jamie Gigantiello.
Speaker 1: He did get dismissed. What's sad because he was just
Speaker 1: a bit of a supreme carpenter. What I love this, Sabrina,
Speaker 1: I love this. I think this is really creative. I
Speaker 1: have been following your love triangle situations with joy, and
Speaker 1: God annoints you. God says you go forth and slay,
Speaker 1: go forth and slaves as Paul who the Corinthians said,
Speaker 1: go forth and slay, and then there's holy water on it.
Speaker 1: And because she sayan He apologized to the church community
Speaker 1: via their Facebook page. I can't believe say you're fight
Speaker 1: he did. He did get fired. Well, Claire, there was
Speaker 1: more to it. Jamie is an interesting character. I'll say
Speaker 1: that he apologized to the church community on their Facebook page.
Speaker 1: Loves a bit of Facebook, and he said he was
Speaker 1: simply trying to connect with the youth. He wrote, the
Speaker 1: parish staff and I were not aware that anything provocative
Speaker 1: was occurring in the church, nor were we aware that
Speaker 1: faux coffins and other funeral items would be placed in
Speaker 1: the sanctuary because there were a lot of like where
Speaker 1: kind of the altar, you know, the table where they
Speaker 1: like blessed, like there was a lot of irp, bitch.
Speaker 1: I guess it's like my question to the priest would be,
Speaker 1: wasn't it your job to know? It turns out that
Speaker 1: the Diocese of Brooklyn was like, where do I investigation
Speaker 1: on Jamie. He didn't count on that. Jamie did not
Speaker 1: count on that because they looked into the request made
Speaker 1: by Carpenter, and Carpenter's team were very clear about what
Speaker 1: they were doing to do in that church. Sabrina will
Speaker 1: not be wearing pants. Sabrina will be doing catwalk down
Speaker 1: the aisle. Sabrina will have a look in her eye
Speaker 1: that she's thinking about humping the altar, that she won't,
Speaker 1: but she'll wink. Okay, now your church will be desecrated.
Speaker 1: Will be desecrated. Yes, So look, it looks like Jamie,
Speaker 1: father Jamie let's call them, got a bit excited and
Speaker 1: said yes to the lady with no pants. Okay, it's
Speaker 1: a bit stupid because it's like they could just built
Speaker 1: a set. It didn't need to be an actual church. Jane. Well,
Speaker 1: they wanted it to be this church in New York.
Speaker 1: Sabrina was asked about it. You know what she said,
Speaker 1: what Jesus was a carpenter. She didn't. She did not
Speaker 1: sligh slay Sabrina slay. Wow. Yeah, and then I think
Speaker 1: that she's irrelevant. Then she got in a little bit
Speaker 1: of trouble. The next time she was asked about it,
Speaker 1: she ran away. Okay. Now Jamie does seem like an
Speaker 1: interesting fellow. He posted on Facebook a lot about his
Speaker 1: trip to the Vatican, and allegedly he likes to party.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he does like to party. Now he is
Speaker 1: still allowed to say Mass occasionally. Okay, So he hasn't
Speaker 1: been fully ex communicado. No, No, he lost his job.
Speaker 1: I think every now and then he just appears. Okay.
Speaker 1: I think he's fame hungry. He wrote a book, okay,
Speaker 1: but he needs a new job. Yeah. I think he
Speaker 1: could be big on TikTok. This brings us to Sabrina
Speaker 1: being too sexy. There's a slight moral panic about how
Speaker 1: sexy Sabrina Carpenter is, and she does a lot of
Speaker 1: sexy things in public, such as looking the way that
Speaker 1: she will yes without a pets On. So she was
Speaker 1: at a concert recently and she went behind a curtain
Speaker 1: and her shadow so you could just see her shadow
Speaker 1: sort of emulated sex with a dancer, Like she lays
Speaker 1: there and she puts her legs in the air and
Speaker 1: it like kind of looks like they're having sex. I
Speaker 1: thought it was quite cool visually, but a bunch of
Speaker 1: people had a winge on the internet because they said
Speaker 1: it's an all ages concept and a lot of her
Speaker 1: fans are younger. Then at the twenty twenty four VMA's
Speaker 1: Sabrina performed three songs, which was a really big deal,
Speaker 1: and during taste, she paused and she made out with
Speaker 1: an alien. Okay, have these people never heard of Britney Spears,
Speaker 1: Christine the Cyber, the time Britney kissed Madonna like well,
Speaker 1: In fact, Britney came out about this. She watched Sabrina
Speaker 1: kiss an alien and she said should have kissed a girl.
Speaker 1: Turns out the alien was a girl. But people found
Speaker 1: it inappropriate and tasteless. They thought it was quite confronting
Speaker 1: because children were watching. They seemed really confronted by the
Speaker 1: alien element. Yeah, she didn't actually kiss anyone. It was
Speaker 1: a garret it was a character, somebody in a costume.
Speaker 1: There has been moral panic about pop stars since Elvis.
Speaker 1: That's what mum will tell me. Oh my mom didn't
Speaker 1: like me watching Elvis because of how we sure kiss
Speaker 1: here it was, it was arousing. Yes, have you heard
Speaker 1: of the term puritine? No? But can I guess what
Speaker 1: it is? Yeah? A teenager, specifically American, Yeah, who wants
Speaker 1: to save themselves a marriage. It is a portmanteau for
Speaker 1: purity and teen And apparently there's like this movement infiltrating
Speaker 1: the Internet. And here's an example of a tweet by
Speaker 1: purityin I'm sorry, but am I the only one that's offended?
Speaker 1: This is about Sabrina Carpenter being Sabrina Carpter, Like, why
Speaker 1: is she being disgusting sexually in front of children? I'm
Speaker 1: seventeen and this is in Capitals afraid of Sabrina Carpenter? Ah, Okay,
Speaker 1: what is she afraid of? And what she's scared of?
Speaker 1: You're panicking and you need to take a back unnecessarily.
Speaker 1: Do we think our concerts are full of children? I
Speaker 1: think there might be some children. So a bunch of
Speaker 1: articles have reported like what celebrities have appeared at Sabrina
Speaker 1: Carpenter's most recent concerts to give you a sense of
Speaker 1: the demographic, because I'm like, do kids even go? I
Speaker 1: don't know who would I imagine like gen Z's sure,
Speaker 1: maybe people between twenty you know who go? Not the
Speaker 1: dad ticket? Yeah, but Northwest Seys stuff on TikTok. You
Speaker 1: know what I mean? What she being protected from? Yeah,
Speaker 1: here are some celebrities who went Katie Perry. They've got
Speaker 1: the nun thing in common, ye, John Mayer, Sarah Michelle Geller,
Speaker 1: Kendall Jenner, Halee Bieber, Kara Delavin, Noah Cyrus, Carlie ray Jepson,
Speaker 1: and even Blue Ivy. But no Beyonce. Wow, letting me
Speaker 1: triple check the aid isn't Blue Vy? She is twelve
Speaker 1: years old? Wow? Twelve years old on her own unsupervised?
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. I don't think she turned up on
Speaker 1: her own, totally on her own, just without mum. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it does go to show that demo, that demo.
Speaker 1: How would Blue Ivy feel about sexual innundo? I think
Speaker 1: she's seen it from mum. I do I think she's
Speaker 1: I think it's my mom wrote an album about how
Speaker 1: my dad. She did on her, so I'm pretty familiar
Speaker 1: with sex. The other thing I would ask that Puruitine
Speaker 1: is have you followed the Jonas brother's journey from being
Speaker 1: about purity purity ranks to being naughty? Because that's where
Speaker 1: we all go, that's where we all end up. Two
Speaker 1: other things that I just like to add about Sabrina
Speaker 1: Carpenter that I've seen on TikTok. Yeah. One is people
Speaker 1: like that when she speaks, she doesn't have a baby voice.
Speaker 1: She has quite a deep voice. She has quite a
Speaker 1: commanding voice the era of like pop star. And then
Speaker 1: she's interviewed and she's like instead, Sabrina Carpenter's like yeah, what,
Speaker 1: She's quite like funny and ironic. She's described herself as
Speaker 1: vulgar and maybe horny, just so weird anyway. The second
Speaker 1: thing is have you seen the thing about Disney knees? No? Okay,
Speaker 1: they say that there's a certain way that every Disney
Speaker 1: star dances. Yes, because of how they're trained. How they're trained,
Speaker 1: and let me show you, Sabrina. I think kind of
Speaker 1: imagine it. It's like someone who did dancing as a
Speaker 1: young girl has a way of holding herself. Yes, but
Speaker 1: it's more than that. Okay, show me. Is it the
Speaker 1: little thing where they go in Yeah? Yeah, so it's
Speaker 1: like a little Disney dance move. Yeah, she dances in
Speaker 1: a certain way. That's very Disney. I find that interesting.
Speaker 1: Most Disney stars dance with their knees. It is time
Speaker 1: for charges and sentences. My charge is a really easy one.
Speaker 1: It's getting Jamie Gigantiello in trouble when all he did
Speaker 1: was say yes to her when she asked to borrow
Speaker 1: his church. Well, that's not all he did, because then
Speaker 1: he lied well to that. I say, was she celebrating
Speaker 1: the death of people that had been murdered in his church? Yes?
Speaker 1: Is is she doing a lot of winking on the altar? Also? Yes?
Speaker 1: Are there some bright colored some may say fun looking coffins? Yes?
Speaker 1: And is she wearing pants? No? She forgot Okay, I
Speaker 1: like it. I think that he's a victim in all
Speaker 1: of this. What did happen is a spotlight was then shon,
Speaker 1: A light was shown on him. They did some investigating,
Speaker 1: and there were weird ties to a mayor who got indiceted. Okay.
Speaker 1: The thing about Jamie is I think he liked the
Speaker 1: film clip. I think he bopped along and he went,
Speaker 1: I'm proud to be associated with this. And then he
Speaker 1: started getting called out and he said, I have no
Speaker 1: idea what we all do at work. Yeah, but we
Speaker 1: all do. Yeah, what do we do? We pick up
Speaker 1: both our hands, we point an opposite direction, and we
Speaker 1: say it was her, it was him the person, it
Speaker 1: wasn't where's me? And that's what Jamie did. Yeah, classic move, Jamie.
Speaker 1: You've lost your job anyway, damn it. Okay. My sentence
Speaker 1: is the man needs his job back. Okay. And when
Speaker 1: they do like a nice hymn, like say during communion,
Speaker 1: often they will do a hymn like the Lord is
Speaker 1: My Shepherd. Can Sabrina Carpenter perform it? Yeah? She owes
Speaker 1: him a favor with no pants on, a bit of
Speaker 1: like maybe espresso. That's fun. Yeah. And instead of kissing
Speaker 1: an alien, she could kiss this Bible. And she could
Speaker 1: also sing amazing grace. She could always brings a tear
Speaker 1: to my eye. No, because remember when Katie Perry did
Speaker 1: it and they got mad. Yeah, it was an amazing grace.
Speaker 1: She sung something else, oh, she and from sister at
Speaker 1: she had to read the and they got annoyed because
Speaker 1: she was reading the lyrics like you're not even now
Speaker 1: fucking real, whereas Sabrina Jesus was a carpenter. Mm hmm, Claire,
Speaker 1: what's your charge? My charge is being I was gonna
Speaker 1: say a threesome girly, but that's not what anyone has claimed. No,
Speaker 1: she's a love triangle, love triangle girly, and what that
Speaker 1: has resulted in is confusion for both me and you. Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: it took a lot of time on a logistical level,
Speaker 1: because you've had to work out I didn't know how
Speaker 1: to say Camilla's name. No, and what is Josh Bassett Bassett?
Speaker 1: It's just not sticking it. I was gonna call him
Speaker 1: John Bassinett. I just I don't think his career I
Speaker 1: don't take off. I don't. I'm sorry, No, he's having
Speaker 1: a quiet moment. Well, well, she's a love triangle girly
Speaker 1: and it's caused chaos and confusion. However, it's also given
Speaker 1: us gossip. Yeah, and so what I need from her
Speaker 1: is I need a clearer love triangle situation. So she's
Speaker 1: currently with Barry Keyogan. I love that he's hot in
Speaker 1: a weird way. Yeah, I need a third point on
Speaker 1: that triangle. Who you want to be that's unexpected, but
Speaker 1: may Okay, we've got to live out. We've got Camilla,
Speaker 1: Jacob a Lordie. No, it's got to be a female Claire. No,
Speaker 1: well why because I feel like there's been Olivia, Like
Speaker 1: who else is in this world? Like I think Karli
Speaker 1: XCX or. I want them out of this world. I
Speaker 1: need them to take us out of the confusing world
Speaker 1: of Josh Bassett's. I need it to cross into a
Speaker 1: more mainstream area of fame. Fine, maybe no Jacob ALORDI,
Speaker 1: maybe j Lo I think her ex boyfriend's just straight
Speaker 1: up Travis Kelsey. Yeah, and it's like, hang on, isn't
Speaker 1: that And she's like what And then they're dropping lyrics
Speaker 1: that are full of shade. Yeah, Taylor Swift would have
Speaker 1: a field day. She'd love that. She'd be like, oh,
Speaker 1: I needed I needed ammunitions. Like I heard someone say
Speaker 1: that listening to all their songs, which I didn't do,
Speaker 1: is apparently like watching a feature film various different perspectives. Well, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it's all confected. Yeah, yeah, I think so,
Speaker 1: which I get it helps them get famous, it does,
Speaker 1: I'd say they don't need it, Oh Josh, Yeah, how
Speaker 1: are we doing Josh favor? You know what I mean. Olivia,
Speaker 1: you're doing okay. Sabrina you're also doing okay. Camilla, you're okay. Sean,
Speaker 1: You're okay. You don't need this, No, I understand if
Speaker 1: Josh comes out with a few distracks, Claire, before we go,
Speaker 1: it's time for laser gil story. She's a lazy girl.
Speaker 1: So we've been messaging with Gemma a laser kill. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and she has probably six months between messages.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Their last message says something about going to hospital
Speaker 1: and they can sort these fingers, but the rest is
Speaker 1: cut off anyway. Anyway, her next message says, I think
Speaker 1: this might be the best lazy girl story ever, and
Speaker 1: it's a story from the ABC with the headline. Woman
Speaker 1: continues to drive with a red bellied black snake in
Speaker 1: her car after four failed attempts to remove it. It's
Speaker 1: so okay, so relatable, says, that's one cold blooded passenger. Okay,
Speaker 1: great caption, but that is very lazy girl. It's just
Speaker 1: sitting in her front seat. It's like, well, if you're
Speaker 1: going to be here, put on your bell. But it's like,
Speaker 1: just imagine she's got Okay, the lazy girl has gotten
Speaker 1: potentially a coat hanger, and she's got like the hook
Speaker 1: of the coat hanger, and she's like, come on, come on,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna hurt you. You just can get out of
Speaker 1: my car. You're gonna sting me. And now I gotta
Speaker 1: go to aspital, which I don't want to do. What
Speaker 1: she has done is she's googled and she knows it's dangerous.
Speaker 1: She knows you shan't get bitten by a red belly
Speaker 1: black snake. It's a bad one. It is a bad one.
Speaker 1: Watching the gist that she's ascertained. So she's got a
Speaker 1: coat hanger, and the snake's been like nah, bitch, And
Speaker 1: then she's like, you know what, there's somewhere I meant
Speaker 1: to call for this. There's some sort of snake handler.
Speaker 1: But I bet that they won't be fast enough, and
Speaker 1: I'm going to go, yeah, I'm going to be late.
Speaker 1: So come on, snake, come on, buckle, com on. I'll
Speaker 1: put the radio on. Would I just put it in
Speaker 1: the glovebox? I guess the question is, if you could
Speaker 1: put it in the glove box, why couldn't you simply
Speaker 1: remove it from the vehicle. I was going to say,
Speaker 1: I'd put some cheese in the glovebox, but I don't
Speaker 1: think I ate cheese. There's also just an optimism to
Speaker 1: lazy girls, which I think what that woman was thinking was,
Speaker 1: if you got in on your own, you'll find your
Speaker 1: bind your way out on your own. That's what I
Speaker 1: always think about birds. And if you show the snakes
Speaker 1: some kindness, yeah, I'm not going to bite you. I'm
Speaker 1: just going to bite them. That feeds it. No, I
Speaker 1: know that she's also going down the highway and she's
Speaker 1: going to go, don't you slither, don't slither over that gearstick.
Speaker 1: Damn it. It's around my neck. Damn it, damn it, damit.
Speaker 1: It bit me in the eye, damited it me. But
Speaker 1: I think that whenever I see a bird stuck inside
Speaker 1: and everyone panics, I'm like, the bird will whack it out.
Speaker 1: The bird got in, the bird will get out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I swear birds get more confusing the more things you open.
Speaker 1: This wasn't open before. Bang. Thank you so much for
Speaker 1: joining us with this episode of Canceled. If you want
Speaker 1: to send us a life size cut out, that's cool.
Speaker 1: We'll set up a place in the to put Billy.
Speaker 1: We'll put him together. This afternoon. We will, No, we will.
Speaker 1: I just don't know where we'll put it. I think
Speaker 1: the office generally is annoyed by the chaos of our work.
Speaker 1: I think we put I think Billy is really going
Speaker 1: to send him over the air. Canceled is produced by
Speaker 1: Kimberly Bradish with audio production by Leah Porgies. And we
Speaker 1: will be back next week. Bye bye.