1 00:00:11,189 --> 00:00:15,109 Speaker 1: You're listening to a Mom and mea podcast. Mom and 2 00:00:15,149 --> 00:00:18,469 Speaker 1: Maya acknowledges the traditional owners of land and waters that 3 00:00:18,549 --> 00:00:30,989 Speaker 1: this podcast is recorded on Hello, and welcome to Canceled, 4 00:00:31,149 --> 00:00:34,709 Speaker 1: The Lazy Girl's Guide to Bizarre celebrity cancelations. I'm Jesse 5 00:00:34,829 --> 00:00:38,389 Speaker 1: Stephen and I'm Claire Stephens. And look, before we start, 6 00:00:38,629 --> 00:00:42,349 Speaker 1: we've got something sent to us yesterday. Okay, to the 7 00:00:42,389 --> 00:00:46,309 Speaker 1: canceled hosts that happened to be you and I to 8 00:00:46,389 --> 00:00:48,149 Speaker 1: the office. I haven't told you about it yet. Oh 9 00:00:48,149 --> 00:00:52,469 Speaker 1: my god. You're a physical thing, like a gift. Claire. 10 00:00:52,549 --> 00:00:54,909 Speaker 1: It's okay. I'm gonna give you some clues. Okay, it's 11 00:00:54,909 --> 00:00:57,909 Speaker 1: bigger than you, but you can lift it. Bigger than me, 12 00:00:58,029 --> 00:01:01,829 Speaker 1: but you can lift it balloon. And it's from Texas. Okay, 13 00:01:01,949 --> 00:01:04,349 Speaker 1: it's the weirdest shit that's ever happened. I still understand, 14 00:01:04,349 --> 00:01:05,509 Speaker 1: and I thought i'd bring it to you and maybe 15 00:01:05,549 --> 00:01:08,109 Speaker 1: you'd be able to explain. But we've got sent a 16 00:01:08,149 --> 00:01:11,869 Speaker 1: life size cut out from a mayor named Billy in Texas. 17 00:01:13,789 --> 00:01:16,109 Speaker 1: That's an image of the life size cutout. It came 18 00:01:16,149 --> 00:01:19,029 Speaker 1: with it. Claire, What does it say? It says, Hello, y'all, 19 00:01:19,189 --> 00:01:23,229 Speaker 1: I'm Billy Texas loves Claire and Tessie. Yeah, Billy sent 20 00:01:23,309 --> 00:01:25,429 Speaker 1: us a life size cut out of himself just to 21 00:01:25,469 --> 00:01:28,709 Speaker 1: be clear. You don't know Billy, right, I've never seen 22 00:01:28,749 --> 00:01:30,669 Speaker 1: that member. I don't know Billy, but I like Billy. 23 00:01:30,749 --> 00:01:33,549 Speaker 1: You like Billy, like I don't know what Anthrax is. 24 00:01:33,909 --> 00:01:36,549 Speaker 1: And I was like, is this made of Anthrapp? It's like, 25 00:01:36,909 --> 00:01:39,469 Speaker 1: you know, sometimes people will say, like a joke and 26 00:01:39,509 --> 00:01:41,549 Speaker 1: you're like, is that a joke we made? Yeah? You 27 00:01:41,589 --> 00:01:43,149 Speaker 1: know what I mean. Like, it's like, did we make 28 00:01:43,189 --> 00:01:45,389 Speaker 1: a joke about Billy from Tip because it's from Texas. 29 00:01:45,629 --> 00:01:48,389 Speaker 1: It's like, was it a joke we made four months ago? Yeah? 30 00:01:48,429 --> 00:01:51,749 Speaker 1: About a life size cutout of a man in jeans 31 00:01:51,789 --> 00:01:55,549 Speaker 1: and boots. Sounds like something we do. But telp me 32 00:01:55,589 --> 00:01:57,789 Speaker 1: to put it together because it's next to my desk. 33 00:01:57,909 --> 00:01:59,989 Speaker 1: Oh wow, it's actually next to my desk. And someone 34 00:01:59,989 --> 00:02:01,589 Speaker 1: delivered it to me and was like, this is for you. 35 00:02:01,709 --> 00:02:03,749 Speaker 1: What are you expecting? And I was like, not a 36 00:02:03,789 --> 00:02:06,669 Speaker 1: life size cutout Billy from Texas? Can we put it 37 00:02:06,709 --> 00:02:09,669 Speaker 1: in the CEO's office. Let's just haunt people like people 38 00:02:09,709 --> 00:02:12,109 Speaker 1: are at their working Yeah, and we put Billy behind 39 00:02:12,149 --> 00:02:16,069 Speaker 1: them like Billy's watching. He's always watching. I think if 40 00:02:16,109 --> 00:02:19,149 Speaker 1: Billy was here then we'd probably work a bit harder. 41 00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:22,029 Speaker 1: That reminds me that when we first started working at Mameya, 42 00:02:22,069 --> 00:02:24,469 Speaker 1: there was always a life sized cutout of whoever the 43 00:02:24,509 --> 00:02:27,229 Speaker 1: bachelor was. Yeah at the time, and that was quite lovely. 44 00:02:27,229 --> 00:02:30,629 Speaker 1: I remember feeling nervous as I walked Pastor. But he's sexy. 45 00:02:30,869 --> 00:02:32,989 Speaker 1: How expensive would it be to get a life sized 46 00:02:32,989 --> 00:02:35,069 Speaker 1: cut out of yourself and send it from Texas? Yeah? 47 00:02:35,189 --> 00:02:38,669 Speaker 1: The two girls who don't get the joke, I'm all 48 00:02:38,669 --> 00:02:44,149 Speaker 1: for it. Billy, that is great quality banter. It's great, 49 00:02:44,229 --> 00:02:48,149 Speaker 1: It's great. Wow. Okay, if anybody understands what Billy's trying 50 00:02:48,149 --> 00:02:50,589 Speaker 1: to say, we are all you? Who were all is 51 00:02:50,989 --> 00:02:58,789 Speaker 1: you are about to enter the canceled courtroom. The defendants 52 00:02:58,909 --> 00:03:07,549 Speaker 1: are celebrities, the chargers are petty, the rulings are final. Claire, 53 00:03:07,589 --> 00:03:18,989 Speaker 1: today we are talking about Sabrina carpent Nice. Oh, I 54 00:03:19,029 --> 00:03:24,429 Speaker 1: didn't invent espresso. The song is espresso. You don't own espresso. 55 00:03:25,429 --> 00:03:27,789 Speaker 1: It's what's so crazy, Like this is the part of 56 00:03:27,829 --> 00:03:29,909 Speaker 1: me that feels like an idiot every time I see 57 00:03:29,949 --> 00:03:32,269 Speaker 1: like a cafe. There's just a sign that says espresso, 58 00:03:32,309 --> 00:03:35,349 Speaker 1: and I'm like, yeah, Like I learned about wanker the 59 00:03:35,389 --> 00:03:37,869 Speaker 1: hard way. I learned about wanker when the first time 60 00:03:37,869 --> 00:03:40,749 Speaker 1: I came to London, someone on the street like ran 61 00:03:40,829 --> 00:03:43,549 Speaker 1: past me and like yell like why. And I was 62 00:03:43,589 --> 00:03:45,309 Speaker 1: like someone called me a wanker. Like I feel like 63 00:03:45,349 --> 00:03:47,869 Speaker 1: I really lived the London experience, so you don't really 64 00:03:47,909 --> 00:03:51,029 Speaker 1: say wanka. Even bloody hell is sort of like hell. 65 00:03:51,309 --> 00:03:54,269 Speaker 1: It's sort of like a lot scandalized in the Catholic 66 00:03:54,309 --> 00:03:56,149 Speaker 1: church a little with father. I gotta go, girl, gotta 67 00:03:56,149 --> 00:04:02,629 Speaker 1: gotta go, gotta go, asking baby, pleasease, please please. Sabrina 68 00:04:02,669 --> 00:04:05,989 Speaker 1: Capentat was born in nineteen ninety nine. Oh wow, how 69 00:04:06,029 --> 00:04:08,669 Speaker 1: old does it? Mike hold On twenty f minus nine, 70 00:04:08,909 --> 00:04:12,109 Speaker 1: twenty five. Yeah. She is a singer and an actress 71 00:04:12,189 --> 00:04:16,869 Speaker 1: and a small person. She is four eleven, which I 72 00:04:16,869 --> 00:04:20,069 Speaker 1: believe is your height one hundred and fifty two centimeters. Yes, 73 00:04:20,109 --> 00:04:22,029 Speaker 1: is that your end? You know who else is that high? 74 00:04:22,109 --> 00:04:28,629 Speaker 1: Kylie Mino And allegedly, allegedly, I just tried to say, 75 00:04:29,109 --> 00:04:32,789 Speaker 1: how you fit that many curves on such a short body. 76 00:04:33,509 --> 00:04:36,629 Speaker 1: I was just I pressed bullshit. We have spoken in 77 00:04:36,709 --> 00:04:41,029 Speaker 1: the past about celebrities who love being tiny. Ariana Grande 78 00:04:41,349 --> 00:04:44,349 Speaker 1: personality trait. Ariana Grande is very much pick me up, 79 00:04:44,349 --> 00:04:46,349 Speaker 1: put me in a box. She likes being in a box, 80 00:04:46,349 --> 00:04:49,349 Speaker 1: starts being in a suitcase. As tiny girls do. They 81 00:04:49,429 --> 00:04:52,469 Speaker 1: love a picture on Instagram where they're in a suitcase 82 00:04:52,949 --> 00:04:55,829 Speaker 1: in a small box. Yeah, hiding under something. They love 83 00:04:55,949 --> 00:04:57,789 Speaker 1: to be picked up and held like a baby. And 84 00:04:57,829 --> 00:05:00,349 Speaker 1: it's like here I am in a bookshelf. How yeah 85 00:05:00,349 --> 00:05:03,029 Speaker 1: you fit in there? Yeah? Okay, so very that. I 86 00:05:03,069 --> 00:05:05,269 Speaker 1: was telling Mum the other day that I remember in 87 00:05:05,349 --> 00:05:07,669 Speaker 1: like you're eight, being picked up by someone and placed 88 00:05:07,669 --> 00:05:10,189 Speaker 1: in a garbage behind. And the point of the story 89 00:05:10,189 --> 00:05:12,469 Speaker 1: that I was telling one was and I didn't consider 90 00:05:12,509 --> 00:05:17,789 Speaker 1: that bullying. I think that was bullied. You should have. 91 00:05:17,949 --> 00:05:20,189 Speaker 1: I think I was being bullied. My point is that, 92 00:05:20,269 --> 00:05:25,309 Speaker 1: compared to Sabrina Carpenter, Ariana Grande is andre the Giant. 93 00:05:25,829 --> 00:05:27,989 Speaker 1: She's Andrea the Giants. How tall She's one hundred and 94 00:05:28,029 --> 00:05:30,789 Speaker 1: fifty four centimeters. Wow, so I'm not so little anymore? 95 00:05:30,789 --> 00:05:33,709 Speaker 1: Ah we Ariana. Well, you know what short people love 96 00:05:33,789 --> 00:05:36,509 Speaker 1: doing looking up at tall people and going, you're so tall? 97 00:05:37,069 --> 00:05:38,869 Speaker 1: They like to mention it. I'm so weird all. I'm 98 00:05:38,909 --> 00:05:42,949 Speaker 1: so weirdle Anyway, Sabrina was homeschooled like our good friend 99 00:05:42,949 --> 00:05:45,789 Speaker 1: Billie Eilish the other week, and when she was ten, 100 00:05:45,909 --> 00:05:48,909 Speaker 1: she began posting videos on YouTube of her singing Adele 101 00:05:48,989 --> 00:05:52,309 Speaker 1: and Christina Aguilera songs. She loves the song is it 102 00:05:52,309 --> 00:05:56,309 Speaker 1: called Beautiful Beautiful? That one? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She 103 00:05:56,429 --> 00:05:58,909 Speaker 1: likes that song, so it's good for her vocal range. 104 00:05:59,269 --> 00:06:01,909 Speaker 1: Her dad built her a recording studio to support her 105 00:06:01,949 --> 00:06:05,229 Speaker 1: passion for music. When I was ten, I don't talk 106 00:06:05,229 --> 00:06:08,349 Speaker 1: about this enough. Dad threw out my bike because he 107 00:06:08,389 --> 00:06:10,149 Speaker 1: didn't think I was using it enough. I knew it 108 00:06:10,309 --> 00:06:12,629 Speaker 1: in like a week, and he thought it was clutter. Okay, 109 00:06:12,989 --> 00:06:15,749 Speaker 1: there's a child's bike. That's a child's bike. I'm just 110 00:06:15,789 --> 00:06:19,509 Speaker 1: saying that. At the same age, mister Carpenter is over 111 00:06:19,549 --> 00:06:22,749 Speaker 1: here building studio and my dad's going, what is this shit? 112 00:06:23,109 --> 00:06:25,949 Speaker 1: And he's just throwing out my teddy bears, throwing out 113 00:06:25,989 --> 00:06:28,549 Speaker 1: my desk, setting fire to my books. He didn't, but 114 00:06:28,629 --> 00:06:32,589 Speaker 1: I remember being like that age and thinking maybe I 115 00:06:32,589 --> 00:06:35,429 Speaker 1: can sing. Okay. I just remember the look on mom's 116 00:06:35,429 --> 00:06:37,229 Speaker 1: face and I said, Mom, do you think I can? Yeah? 117 00:06:37,229 --> 00:06:40,309 Speaker 1: We all record it, and she said, and I quote, well, 118 00:06:40,349 --> 00:06:44,029 Speaker 1: we're not going to be a professional. She said to 119 00:06:44,069 --> 00:06:45,669 Speaker 1: me that I had to stop doing the CHRILLI thing 120 00:06:45,709 --> 00:06:47,109 Speaker 1: with my voice because I was trying to be like 121 00:06:47,109 --> 00:06:50,789 Speaker 1: Brittany and I'd be like, she was like, don't do that. 122 00:06:51,229 --> 00:06:53,909 Speaker 1: We need a moment's silence for the mothers have to 123 00:06:53,989 --> 00:06:56,589 Speaker 1: listen to the daughters who think they can side, because 124 00:06:56,589 --> 00:06:58,349 Speaker 1: there comes an age where you lift your eyebrows and 125 00:06:58,349 --> 00:07:02,069 Speaker 1: you go, am I a child prodigy and the mother 126 00:07:02,149 --> 00:07:07,229 Speaker 1: has to say, kindly, absolutely sing less, sing less, it's 127 00:07:07,269 --> 00:07:08,989 Speaker 1: not your thing. It's not your thing. You'll have a 128 00:07:09,109 --> 00:07:11,269 Speaker 1: thing but this, but the saying it's going to take 129 00:07:11,269 --> 00:07:13,509 Speaker 1: a few more years to find your thanks. At ten, 130 00:07:13,789 --> 00:07:16,509 Speaker 1: she placed third in a competition called the Next Miley 131 00:07:16,589 --> 00:07:20,069 Speaker 1: Cyrus Project, which was run by Miley Cyrus. And at twelve, 132 00:07:20,109 --> 00:07:23,149 Speaker 1: she appeared in Lauren Order SVU. And if you think 133 00:07:23,389 --> 00:07:26,989 Speaker 1: I didn't spend some time finding that footage, you would 134 00:07:26,989 --> 00:07:30,709 Speaker 1: be very very wrong. I'm a busy lady. But time 135 00:07:31,109 --> 00:07:35,989 Speaker 1: spent on YouTube typing in Sabrina Carpenter Lauren Order SVU 136 00:07:36,429 --> 00:07:37,309 Speaker 1: is time well spent. 137 00:07:38,149 --> 00:07:41,509 Speaker 2: Air Paula. Anything you can tell me could start this 138 00:07:41,589 --> 00:07:45,589 Speaker 2: man from hurting another little girl. I just want you 139 00:07:45,669 --> 00:07:49,349 Speaker 2: to know you can talk to me. Are you testing me? 140 00:07:50,029 --> 00:07:53,029 Speaker 2: She said, people would test me, to try to check 141 00:07:53,109 --> 00:07:55,589 Speaker 2: me to tell it, and if you told anyone, he 142 00:07:55,589 --> 00:08:00,029 Speaker 2: would hurt you, me and daddy. He only said that 143 00:08:00,149 --> 00:08:03,269 Speaker 2: to carry you. I can protect you and I will 144 00:08:03,269 --> 00:08:10,069 Speaker 2: protect you, but you have to tell me something about it. 145 00:08:11,269 --> 00:08:17,989 Speaker 1: But what about the letter? What letter? Firstly, she's brilliant. Secondly, 146 00:08:18,229 --> 00:08:22,709 Speaker 1: the scripting, no notes. Sadly, of course, the badman told 147 00:08:22,789 --> 00:08:26,429 Speaker 1: you not tell anyone. Fourthly, little did that actor know 148 00:08:26,909 --> 00:08:29,229 Speaker 1: who he was acting beside he thought, oh, it's just 149 00:08:29,269 --> 00:08:32,269 Speaker 1: a little girl. No Carpenter, No it is. She doesn't 150 00:08:32,269 --> 00:08:35,269 Speaker 1: look like Sabrina Carpeter. She looks like any other little 151 00:08:35,269 --> 00:08:37,229 Speaker 1: girl on television. And then later on she goes because 152 00:08:37,229 --> 00:08:38,949 Speaker 1: I kept watching because I was like, this is research, 153 00:08:39,429 --> 00:08:42,549 Speaker 1: and then I was like, fucked is a letter? Yeah? 154 00:08:42,589 --> 00:08:44,229 Speaker 1: And I was like that's not relevant at that point, 155 00:08:44,269 --> 00:08:46,869 Speaker 1: it's not relevant. Okay, Well, my apparently he's going to 156 00:08:46,909 --> 00:08:50,229 Speaker 1: protect her though, well, my TikTok is full of video. 157 00:08:50,269 --> 00:08:53,909 Speaker 1: Everyone's like, oh, you on Beyonce conspiracy theory, TikTok you 158 00:08:53,989 --> 00:08:57,629 Speaker 1: on this. No, the TikTok I'm on is clip from 159 00:08:57,709 --> 00:09:00,749 Speaker 1: SPU that makes you so curious. You click on the 160 00:09:00,749 --> 00:09:03,069 Speaker 1: original account and then it has an arrow that's like 161 00:09:03,349 --> 00:09:05,109 Speaker 1: see the video you just watched, and then you click 162 00:09:05,149 --> 00:09:10,909 Speaker 1: on the next one and before you know it, you 163 00:09:11,389 --> 00:09:14,109 Speaker 1: I challenge anyone to watch five minutes of an episode 164 00:09:14,149 --> 00:09:16,509 Speaker 1: of SPU and turn off. Yeah, go on, you can't 165 00:09:16,509 --> 00:09:18,909 Speaker 1: be done. She was then cast in a Disney Channel 166 00:09:18,949 --> 00:09:22,349 Speaker 1: show called Girl Meets World, and she from there released 167 00:09:22,349 --> 00:09:26,469 Speaker 1: a bunch of albums, some were Christmas songs lovely I 168 00:09:26,549 --> 00:09:29,389 Speaker 1: think we At this point, she'd also mention that she 169 00:09:29,709 --> 00:09:33,309 Speaker 1: is the niece of Bart Simpson, what and Nelson and 170 00:09:33,429 --> 00:09:36,509 Speaker 1: Ralph Wigham. Okay, so the voice that does Nancy cart 171 00:09:36,549 --> 00:09:39,229 Speaker 1: right is her father? Oh wow, Yeah, came up in 172 00:09:39,229 --> 00:09:42,789 Speaker 1: the news quite recently. Yeah, how interesting. Yeah, no it is. 173 00:09:43,109 --> 00:09:45,709 Speaker 1: What does her father do? I don't know. He builds 174 00:09:45,709 --> 00:09:48,749 Speaker 1: recording studios for his daughter. Yeah, and I don't have 175 00:09:48,829 --> 00:09:50,669 Speaker 1: much more information, but she's like, oh yeah, we work 176 00:09:50,669 --> 00:09:53,429 Speaker 1: in the entertainment industry. Not the same because she's just like, 177 00:09:53,469 --> 00:09:55,989 Speaker 1: I'm not an EPO baby scrup in like Pennsylvania or something. 178 00:09:56,749 --> 00:09:58,989 Speaker 1: Then in mid twenty twenty three, it was announced that 179 00:09:58,989 --> 00:10:01,869 Speaker 1: she would be the opening act of the Taylor Swift's 180 00:10:01,949 --> 00:10:04,949 Speaker 1: Eras Tour, and from there she kind of exploded. I went, 181 00:10:05,029 --> 00:10:07,549 Speaker 1: this is great because Claire went to the Eras tour 182 00:10:08,029 --> 00:10:09,629 Speaker 1: and she'll be able to tell me what Sabrina Carpent 183 00:10:09,629 --> 00:10:15,429 Speaker 1: tours list? What was Sabrina Carpenter? Li, we missed Sabrina Carpenter. 184 00:10:15,909 --> 00:10:19,269 Speaker 1: We're a silly support act. Scheduled our evening so that 185 00:10:19,269 --> 00:10:22,109 Speaker 1: that is when we'd be eating fried food from a 186 00:10:22,149 --> 00:10:26,709 Speaker 1: truck side, so you didn't see any Sabrina Castle zero. 187 00:10:26,749 --> 00:10:30,749 Speaker 1: Sabrina Carpenter. She wasn't a thing. Then she's become a 188 00:10:30,789 --> 00:10:33,309 Speaker 1: thing since. Yeah. I think that's the thing about support 189 00:10:33,309 --> 00:10:36,109 Speaker 1: acts is that often they're on the rise. Yeap, and 190 00:10:36,149 --> 00:10:38,309 Speaker 1: you missed her. I don't know. I don't remember there 191 00:10:38,309 --> 00:10:41,269 Speaker 1: being a whole lot of fuss. I remember there being 192 00:10:41,269 --> 00:10:42,989 Speaker 1: a bit of fast by people who were in the know. 193 00:10:43,149 --> 00:10:44,869 Speaker 1: The young people knew who she was, and she got 194 00:10:44,869 --> 00:10:48,069 Speaker 1: a bit of support. M My structure for today is 195 00:10:48,109 --> 00:10:51,549 Speaker 1: as follows love Triangle with Olivia Rodrigo and a guy 196 00:10:51,629 --> 00:10:55,709 Speaker 1: named Josh, Love Triangle with Camilla Cabeo and Sean Mendez. 197 00:10:56,549 --> 00:11:00,429 Speaker 1: An incident inside a church and being too sexy. Okay, 198 00:11:00,949 --> 00:11:03,349 Speaker 1: A love triangle with Olivia Rodrigo and a guy named 199 00:11:03,429 --> 00:11:07,349 Speaker 1: Josh all right. In twenty nineteen, Olivia Rodrigo meets a 200 00:11:07,349 --> 00:11:11,189 Speaker 1: lovely boy named Josh Bassett, and the extent to which 201 00:11:11,189 --> 00:11:13,109 Speaker 1: I have never seen or heard of this person in 202 00:11:13,149 --> 00:11:15,069 Speaker 1: my life cannot be overstated. Do you know what a 203 00:11:15,109 --> 00:11:18,389 Speaker 1: Josh Bassett is? No, this is I will say. You've 204 00:11:18,429 --> 00:11:20,989 Speaker 1: seen that face. I've got a photo just for context. 205 00:11:21,949 --> 00:11:27,949 Speaker 1: Totalver seen him, totally nondescript brunette young man. Yeah. I 206 00:11:28,069 --> 00:11:31,349 Speaker 1: heard someone say that like Disney farms them, Yes, like 207 00:11:31,469 --> 00:11:33,869 Speaker 1: men that look exactly like this. He's an Ai Disney. 208 00:11:33,869 --> 00:11:36,629 Speaker 1: There's a Disney farm. Yeah, and they make young boys 209 00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:39,189 Speaker 1: who all look the same with their like, you know, 210 00:11:39,229 --> 00:11:42,429 Speaker 1: perfect little boyish features. Yes. The only thing I will 211 00:11:42,429 --> 00:11:44,829 Speaker 1: say is, I don't know anything about the story you're 212 00:11:44,869 --> 00:11:47,469 Speaker 1: about to tell me, but I believe it. The reason 213 00:11:47,629 --> 00:11:51,349 Speaker 1: I believe it is because in the kind of structure 214 00:11:51,349 --> 00:11:54,549 Speaker 1: of my mind. Yeah, I think Olivia Rodrigo and Taylor 215 00:11:54,589 --> 00:11:58,309 Speaker 1: Swift are sworn enemies. Oh, yeah, I don't know about that. Oh. 216 00:11:58,349 --> 00:12:02,349 Speaker 1: I believe that there are Olivia Rodrigo lyrics that are 217 00:12:02,909 --> 00:12:07,229 Speaker 1: thought to contain some shade about well, I don't know 218 00:12:07,229 --> 00:12:10,389 Speaker 1: how she's fit any to make shade about Taylor Swift 219 00:12:10,909 --> 00:12:13,709 Speaker 1: when there was so much shade in hilyrics about Thrida Carpenter. 220 00:12:13,869 --> 00:12:16,149 Speaker 1: Oh wow, yeah, well I was just going to say 221 00:12:16,149 --> 00:12:20,349 Speaker 1: that it checks out that Sabrina Carpenter is team Taylor 222 00:12:20,509 --> 00:12:23,949 Speaker 1: Swift in opposition to Olivia Robs. Okay, so that's not 223 00:12:23,949 --> 00:12:27,389 Speaker 1: like relevant. I just thought, Okay, all right, so Josh 224 00:12:27,429 --> 00:12:30,469 Speaker 1: Bassett and Olivia Rodrigo, Olivia Rodrigo will get to this, 225 00:12:30,549 --> 00:12:33,429 Speaker 1: but Driver's License excellent? How does it go? 226 00:12:33,549 --> 00:12:33,869 Speaker 2: Claire? 227 00:12:40,309 --> 00:12:45,149 Speaker 1: Producer? May you overlay with a beach? You do know 228 00:12:45,229 --> 00:12:46,349 Speaker 1: Olivia Rodrigo's song? 229 00:12:46,429 --> 00:12:46,989 Speaker 2: This is my point? 230 00:12:47,069 --> 00:12:50,469 Speaker 1: Okay. Now, they obviously met on the site of High 231 00:12:50,469 --> 00:12:54,869 Speaker 1: School Musical colon the Musical Colon the series. I wish 232 00:12:54,909 --> 00:12:57,069 Speaker 1: I was making that title up, but I'm not a repeat. 233 00:12:57,349 --> 00:13:03,029 Speaker 1: High School Musical colon the Musical Colon the series. And anyway, 234 00:13:03,109 --> 00:13:06,829 Speaker 1: Rodrigo was sixteen, Bassett was eighteen when they met, and 235 00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:09,749 Speaker 1: they were the Gabriella and Troy of High School Musical 236 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,589 Speaker 1: So they're Vanessa Hudgens and they are that Zachron Yep. 237 00:13:13,109 --> 00:13:15,669 Speaker 1: Apparently they had amazing chemistry. They were all over each 238 00:13:15,669 --> 00:13:18,309 Speaker 1: other's instagrams and they even wrote a song together. And 239 00:13:18,349 --> 00:13:21,989 Speaker 1: in twenty twenty, Rodrigo says stuff like he is my 240 00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:25,189 Speaker 1: best friend. In those scenes, you know, we weren't acting. 241 00:13:25,269 --> 00:13:27,509 Speaker 1: Apparently they're improving talking about their own life and their 242 00:13:27,509 --> 00:13:32,389 Speaker 1: own connection. So they never officially confirmed they're in a relationship, 243 00:13:32,429 --> 00:13:34,629 Speaker 1: but it is just assume that they are. In July 244 00:13:34,789 --> 00:13:38,509 Speaker 1: of that year, So July of twenty twenty, our friend 245 00:13:38,709 --> 00:13:42,669 Speaker 1: Josh is spotted at a Black Lives Matter protest with 246 00:13:42,709 --> 00:13:45,549 Speaker 1: one Sabrina Carpenter. Interesting place for a day, I know, 247 00:13:45,989 --> 00:13:47,629 Speaker 1: I know, it's like, why didn't you invite me the 248 00:13:47,749 --> 00:13:50,589 Speaker 1: Black Lives Matter protest? And it's like, honestly, it's not 249 00:13:50,589 --> 00:13:54,149 Speaker 1: an invite. Things he could have gone. Yeah. A month 250 00:13:54,269 --> 00:13:58,269 Speaker 1: after that they're spotted together, Rodrigo posts a TikTok about 251 00:13:58,269 --> 00:14:00,789 Speaker 1: a failed relationship, so it's assumed that her and this 252 00:14:00,869 --> 00:14:04,109 Speaker 1: Josh had broken up. In it, she's eating a muffin 253 00:14:04,749 --> 00:14:08,389 Speaker 1: while a song from High School Musical the musical series 254 00:14:08,669 --> 00:14:11,829 Speaker 1: is playing at the top. But she's eating a muffin 255 00:14:12,229 --> 00:14:15,749 Speaker 1: And what's hard about explaining jen z In fuse is it. 256 00:14:15,789 --> 00:14:19,509 Speaker 1: There's a lot of that, yeah, and it's a rich text, 257 00:14:19,709 --> 00:14:22,309 Speaker 1: and then there's just all these comments kind of analyzing 258 00:14:22,349 --> 00:14:25,029 Speaker 1: what it means. Yeah, right, It's like, yeah, she's lip 259 00:14:25,029 --> 00:14:27,789 Speaker 1: syncing a song by this person while eating a muffin 260 00:14:27,829 --> 00:14:29,669 Speaker 1: while crying, with a caption that doesn't make sense, And 261 00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:33,349 Speaker 1: I'm like, hmm, can someone else de code for me? Then, 262 00:14:33,829 --> 00:14:36,509 Speaker 1: as if things can't get any worse for Rodrigo, Sabrina 263 00:14:36,549 --> 00:14:39,869 Speaker 1: Carpenter and this Josh post a picture of them in 264 00:14:39,949 --> 00:14:43,349 Speaker 1: matching Halloween costumes that year, right, so clearly they are 265 00:14:43,349 --> 00:14:46,229 Speaker 1: an item. They dressed as Shark Boy and Lava Girl, 266 00:14:47,029 --> 00:14:48,869 Speaker 1: which is such a young person thing to you. I 267 00:14:48,949 --> 00:14:52,309 Speaker 1: was gonna be like, how picture not quite there? No mind. 268 00:14:52,509 --> 00:14:54,909 Speaker 1: A few months later, Josh's being interviewed on a podcast 269 00:14:54,949 --> 00:14:57,989 Speaker 1: and he says that Olivia Rodrigo is really wonderful. They 270 00:14:57,989 --> 00:15:00,789 Speaker 1: spent a lot of time together offset and she is 271 00:15:01,189 --> 00:15:05,109 Speaker 1: and here I quote he's homie and everyone's they definitely 272 00:15:05,109 --> 00:15:09,389 Speaker 1: split up. Then, in January twenty twenty one, Olivia Rodrigo 273 00:15:09,469 --> 00:15:14,069 Speaker 1: releases a so named driver's license. Continue I will add 274 00:15:14,109 --> 00:15:17,469 Speaker 1: something afterwards, Okay, I'm just going to read you a 275 00:15:17,589 --> 00:15:22,029 Speaker 1: lyric from driver's License, and you're probably with that blonde 276 00:15:22,029 --> 00:15:25,349 Speaker 1: girl who always made me doubt. She's so much older 277 00:15:25,389 --> 00:15:30,629 Speaker 1: than me. She's everything I'm insecure about. She's everything I'm 278 00:15:30,669 --> 00:15:35,429 Speaker 1: in secure. Sabrina is blonde, and she's four years older 279 00:15:35,429 --> 00:15:38,669 Speaker 1: than Olivia. I mean, is that so much older? Yes, 280 00:15:39,149 --> 00:15:43,789 Speaker 1: when you are only like twenty, no, seventeen, she was 281 00:15:43,829 --> 00:15:47,389 Speaker 1: so young because she's only got her license. Josh then 282 00:15:47,469 --> 00:15:50,669 Speaker 1: releases a song about lying, and I could go into that, 283 00:15:50,709 --> 00:15:53,549 Speaker 1: but I don't care. He's like, he released a song 284 00:15:53,549 --> 00:15:56,069 Speaker 1: that's like lie, Lie, Lie, you lie, and I'm like, Josh, 285 00:15:56,429 --> 00:15:59,389 Speaker 1: sit down, sit down, because Sabraina has a new song 286 00:15:59,429 --> 00:16:02,629 Speaker 1: out and it's called Skin. So in twenty twenty one, 287 00:16:02,669 --> 00:16:05,389 Speaker 1: she released a song called Skin, and in it she sings, 288 00:16:05,789 --> 00:16:09,629 Speaker 1: maybe you didn't mean it, maybe blonde was the only rhyme, 289 00:16:10,229 --> 00:16:12,069 Speaker 1: Like why you put the word blonde in your song? 290 00:16:12,949 --> 00:16:17,909 Speaker 1: But it's like Sabrina, Olivia didn't rhyme blonde with anything. Yeah, 291 00:16:18,029 --> 00:16:20,669 Speaker 1: it was a detail she could have changed because she said, 292 00:16:20,669 --> 00:16:22,989 Speaker 1: you're probably with that blonde girl who always made me doubt. 293 00:16:23,029 --> 00:16:25,149 Speaker 1: She's so much olive me. She's everything it's cure about 294 00:16:25,149 --> 00:16:27,869 Speaker 1: blonde was not a rhyming one. No, could have been brunette. 295 00:16:27,869 --> 00:16:30,709 Speaker 1: Oh it wouldn't have sounded as good. No. Then she said, 296 00:16:31,389 --> 00:16:37,789 Speaker 1: don't drive yourself insane. We riss a song. I don't know. 297 00:16:38,229 --> 00:16:44,589 Speaker 1: We ascribe a lot of intelligence slash snark slash meaning 298 00:16:45,229 --> 00:16:49,349 Speaker 1: to lyrics that a were not written by these people 299 00:16:49,829 --> 00:16:52,909 Speaker 1: and b were not thought about that much. You know 300 00:16:52,949 --> 00:16:58,269 Speaker 1: who's having a feud with himself. It's Maxi Martin. All 301 00:16:58,429 --> 00:17:01,949 Speaker 1: the songs, and he's like, everyone's having a feud because 302 00:17:02,709 --> 00:17:08,309 Speaker 1: me feel complicated. I reckon. He's just got a really 303 00:17:08,429 --> 00:17:11,909 Speaker 1: thick book of feuds. But he's like, I'm gonna throw 304 00:17:11,949 --> 00:17:15,389 Speaker 1: in a redheady. Yeah, I'm just gonna throw in something 305 00:17:15,509 --> 00:17:18,149 Speaker 1: like I reckon. He is the master of all the few, 306 00:17:18,189 --> 00:17:20,229 Speaker 1: and all these people are like Wow, everyone's saying I'm 307 00:17:20,229 --> 00:17:26,109 Speaker 1: funing with Sabrina Carpenter, and then Sabrina Carpenter's like, I'm 308 00:17:26,109 --> 00:17:30,189 Speaker 1: FUNI with. They're all writing their own music. I don't 309 00:17:30,229 --> 00:17:32,829 Speaker 1: know if Max I don't know about this. Josh Bassett, 310 00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:35,149 Speaker 1: Josh Bassett ain't writing his own thing. He was like, 311 00:17:35,349 --> 00:17:37,429 Speaker 1: write a song, put the word lie in it three times. 312 00:17:37,509 --> 00:17:41,109 Speaker 1: That was clearly his brief anyway, So Sabrina releases Don't 313 00:17:41,149 --> 00:17:43,309 Speaker 1: drive Yourself and say dah da da da. Then Olivia 314 00:17:43,509 --> 00:17:46,309 Speaker 1: only a few days later, post an Instagram story where 315 00:17:46,309 --> 00:17:49,229 Speaker 1: she is singing Taylor Swift song Ready for It while 316 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:52,189 Speaker 1: in her car. She sings the words I see nothing better. 317 00:17:52,229 --> 00:17:54,549 Speaker 1: I keep him forever like a vendetta. I see how 318 00:17:54,549 --> 00:17:59,189 Speaker 1: this is gonna go alone? Ireland breeze lights go down. 319 00:17:59,229 --> 00:18:02,869 Speaker 1: No one has to know which people was a nod 320 00:18:03,269 --> 00:18:08,389 Speaker 1: to the drama between the three. I'm confused. Sabrina then 321 00:18:08,589 --> 00:18:12,149 Speaker 1: says that actually, this skin song wasn't a dis track, 322 00:18:12,389 --> 00:18:15,629 Speaker 1: and I love how these people are. Like what they 323 00:18:15,709 --> 00:18:18,189 Speaker 1: do is they put clear details that are going to 324 00:18:18,189 --> 00:18:22,749 Speaker 1: bait people, and they're like, Molivia Odrigo, I'm gonna have 325 00:18:22,789 --> 00:18:27,709 Speaker 1: your sloppy seconds, Olivia, yes, And then they're like, what 326 00:18:28,749 --> 00:18:30,949 Speaker 1: you're reading too much into it? Well, no, the thing 327 00:18:31,029 --> 00:18:33,469 Speaker 1: is that it's really subtle stuff and everybody's just spending 328 00:18:33,509 --> 00:18:38,549 Speaker 1: too much time online. No, no, I think it's distracks. 329 00:18:39,029 --> 00:18:41,429 Speaker 1: Then Sabrina and Josh write a song together, but at 330 00:18:41,469 --> 00:18:44,349 Speaker 1: this point Josh's getting annoyed because he says that all 331 00:18:44,349 --> 00:18:48,149 Speaker 1: of this drama is overshadowing their music careers, and I 332 00:18:48,349 --> 00:18:52,149 Speaker 1: heard this commentator, not a commentator, I don't know, someone 333 00:18:52,189 --> 00:18:55,949 Speaker 1: with a podcast, being like, these two women have really 334 00:18:56,309 --> 00:18:58,389 Speaker 1: amazing careers on their own, and you're just looking at 335 00:18:58,429 --> 00:19:02,229 Speaker 1: the context of their relationship to a man. And this 336 00:19:02,389 --> 00:19:07,829 Speaker 1: commentator yelled, you little bitch, called him a little bitch, 337 00:19:07,869 --> 00:19:10,549 Speaker 1: and I was like, I know, I think gets a 338 00:19:10,549 --> 00:19:14,109 Speaker 1: good point. It's like, what's always interesting with that is 339 00:19:14,109 --> 00:19:19,549 Speaker 1: it's like this person's really angry Josh Bassett. It's like, 340 00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:22,749 Speaker 1: we don't even know who that is. I like, do 341 00:19:22,949 --> 00:19:25,029 Speaker 1: you know who that is? No, but this song that 342 00:19:25,069 --> 00:19:27,469 Speaker 1: they wrote together, Sabrina and Josh that ended up pulling 343 00:19:27,469 --> 00:19:29,269 Speaker 1: it because Josh said that it was just creating too 344 00:19:29,349 --> 00:19:33,149 Speaker 1: much drama. No offense, Josh, but you need the drama. 345 00:19:33,349 --> 00:19:35,109 Speaker 1: Do you have a lot going on without that drama? 346 00:19:35,629 --> 00:19:38,269 Speaker 1: He realized that pretty quick. Someone asked him how he 347 00:19:38,309 --> 00:19:40,869 Speaker 1: feels about driver's license and he was like, I haven't 348 00:19:40,869 --> 00:19:42,709 Speaker 1: been able to face it. I haven't even been able 349 00:19:42,709 --> 00:19:45,389 Speaker 1: to process it. Okay, so it is about him, yeah, 350 00:19:45,469 --> 00:19:47,229 Speaker 1: and he kind of suggested that he hasn't listened right, 351 00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:49,869 Speaker 1: and it's like, literally, try not to listen to driver's 352 00:19:49,869 --> 00:19:53,709 Speaker 1: license for a day, it's impossible. In May twenty twenty one, 353 00:19:54,229 --> 00:19:57,189 Speaker 1: Josh then came out as part of the LGBT community. 354 00:19:57,429 --> 00:19:59,309 Speaker 1: I think it's assumed that that's around when him and 355 00:19:59,349 --> 00:20:02,189 Speaker 1: Sabrina broke up. But then Josh got bored of not 356 00:20:02,229 --> 00:20:05,189 Speaker 1: singing about his exes, so he released a song called Crisis, 357 00:20:05,389 --> 00:20:08,229 Speaker 1: with the lyrics if you get to tell the truth, 358 00:20:08,269 --> 00:20:11,069 Speaker 1: then so do I. And it's cool if you want 359 00:20:11,109 --> 00:20:13,429 Speaker 1: me to play the bad guy. But don't you dare 360 00:20:13,469 --> 00:20:17,149 Speaker 1: act like I did. I love it. Okay, Josh, you're 361 00:20:17,189 --> 00:20:22,709 Speaker 1: confusing everyone. Yeah, he's writing to Olivia, Yeah, who was 362 00:20:22,749 --> 00:20:25,709 Speaker 1: his first love, and saying, you told your truth, I'm 363 00:20:25,749 --> 00:20:29,269 Speaker 1: ready to tell mine. But he hasn't told. No, you 364 00:20:29,309 --> 00:20:31,309 Speaker 1: haven't told us any details. But you're saying that's not 365 00:20:31,349 --> 00:20:35,269 Speaker 1: the whole truth. Talk a lot about half truths. Also, 366 00:20:35,749 --> 00:20:38,149 Speaker 1: he told me interviewer that Olivia hadn't spoken to him 367 00:20:38,149 --> 00:20:41,589 Speaker 1: since Driver's License, the last thing I heard. He released 368 00:20:41,669 --> 00:20:45,149 Speaker 1: another song about messing with my career lah lah lah 369 00:20:45,229 --> 00:20:48,189 Speaker 1: blah blah blah. And it's so funny because I've heard 370 00:20:48,229 --> 00:20:51,309 Speaker 1: the song Driver's License, I've heard the song Everything by 371 00:20:51,349 --> 00:20:53,989 Speaker 1: Sabrina Coverter, I just have not heard your songs, so 372 00:20:54,029 --> 00:20:56,589 Speaker 1: when they come out, it's very like and then you 373 00:20:56,749 --> 00:20:59,869 Speaker 1: lied to me and you wrote driver's license and I 374 00:20:59,909 --> 00:21:01,989 Speaker 1: didn't like it, and it's like I just don't. It's 375 00:21:01,989 --> 00:21:04,189 Speaker 1: not a lot of beat. No, And what's funny about 376 00:21:04,229 --> 00:21:06,749 Speaker 1: this when they say like dis track blah blah blah. 377 00:21:06,829 --> 00:21:09,989 Speaker 1: That was all stuff that started in like the rap community, 378 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,069 Speaker 1: and so it was people doing rap battles and stuff. 379 00:21:12,069 --> 00:21:15,629 Speaker 1: But is I now start like that is not a distrack? 380 00:21:15,789 --> 00:21:20,589 Speaker 1: Disney Stars being like that's a bat You're a blonde shit. 381 00:21:21,629 --> 00:21:24,109 Speaker 1: And then Sabrina wrote a song about being called a 382 00:21:24,149 --> 00:21:28,589 Speaker 1: home wrecker and it's like you are all fourteen. No 383 00:21:28,629 --> 00:21:31,749 Speaker 1: one is wrecking homes. Where are the children? You are 384 00:21:31,789 --> 00:21:36,189 Speaker 1: the children who are being all need to live at home. 385 00:21:36,749 --> 00:21:39,149 Speaker 1: You need to go home. It's like, did you ruin 386 00:21:39,709 --> 00:21:43,389 Speaker 1: somebody's family home that they grew up in? It's maybe 387 00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:46,309 Speaker 1: I don't recker, mean no, no, I mean it's like 388 00:21:46,469 --> 00:21:49,829 Speaker 1: if she's a home wrecker. Yeah, and Sabrina Carpenter, Yeah, 389 00:21:50,629 --> 00:21:54,269 Speaker 1: four kids, who's home he broke up? You didn't. It's 390 00:21:54,269 --> 00:21:59,949 Speaker 1: just Josh Bassett, who himself is a child to himself child. 391 00:22:00,589 --> 00:22:03,629 Speaker 1: There's more, but I physically cannot read out any more lyrics. 392 00:22:03,949 --> 00:22:05,469 Speaker 1: I just wanted to go back to what you said 393 00:22:05,469 --> 00:22:10,349 Speaker 1: about driver's licenses very beginning, I believe, and I have 394 00:22:10,469 --> 00:22:14,429 Speaker 1: this on music industry gossip. 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We have 426 00:24:11,589 --> 00:24:17,429 Speaker 1: a joke that your dog Caesar dressed in a bikini. Nope, no, 427 00:24:17,589 --> 00:24:22,589 Speaker 1: you go okay, you went away for a while and 428 00:24:22,829 --> 00:24:25,229 Speaker 1: Caesar had to support himself. This is how the narrative goes. 429 00:24:25,269 --> 00:24:27,829 Speaker 1: It didn't actually happen, but he went and he joined 430 00:24:27,829 --> 00:24:30,829 Speaker 1: a club and he danced in a bikini to this 431 00:24:30,989 --> 00:24:34,789 Speaker 1: song for money, and it didn't go well because it 432 00:24:34,789 --> 00:24:36,669 Speaker 1: doesn't good in a bikini. In fact, he has some 433 00:24:36,709 --> 00:24:42,149 Speaker 1: tumors and people threw dollar notes at you. Yeah, but 434 00:24:42,229 --> 00:24:46,269 Speaker 1: we always sing Hanana yes. And then he's like, oh, 435 00:24:46,309 --> 00:24:49,309 Speaker 1: it's something like my mum and dad left me. We 436 00:24:49,309 --> 00:24:52,709 Speaker 1: went away for like two like it wasn't abandonment was 437 00:24:52,789 --> 00:24:54,989 Speaker 1: talking about. Were simply don't know. But he did have 438 00:24:55,029 --> 00:24:59,109 Speaker 1: to dance at the club anyway. Seawn Mendes sings There's 439 00:24:59,149 --> 00:25:02,309 Speaker 1: nothing holding me back. Everyone knows what Shawn men does. 440 00:25:02,389 --> 00:25:03,869 Speaker 1: I had to google it. I had to go to 441 00:25:03,909 --> 00:25:05,629 Speaker 1: my Spotify and type in their names, so then go 442 00:25:05,629 --> 00:25:09,429 Speaker 1: to most popular songs. Sean Mendes is very wholesome. Yeah, No, 443 00:25:09,509 --> 00:25:13,109 Speaker 1: I like Seanna Meta's great face. I believe he's Canadian 444 00:25:13,149 --> 00:25:16,909 Speaker 1: and not American. Okay, like Bieber, I get them all 445 00:25:16,949 --> 00:25:21,749 Speaker 1: mixed up with the choice of Varne he is. I'm 446 00:25:21,749 --> 00:25:25,629 Speaker 1: gonna learn the choice of ar Me too. Okay. No, 447 00:25:25,789 --> 00:25:29,709 Speaker 1: they've been on and off this Camilla and Sean. There 448 00:25:29,709 --> 00:25:31,469 Speaker 1: are going to be genzas that are very mad because 449 00:25:31,509 --> 00:25:35,189 Speaker 1: I've not provided enough context. But the problem with these 450 00:25:35,229 --> 00:25:37,909 Speaker 1: relationships is that there are too many details and not 451 00:25:38,029 --> 00:25:40,749 Speaker 1: enough plot. There are so many details, and I do 452 00:25:40,829 --> 00:25:43,589 Speaker 1: not understand the narrative or broadly who a lot of 453 00:25:43,629 --> 00:25:46,869 Speaker 1: these people are. Yeah, where did Sean Mandez come from? 454 00:25:47,229 --> 00:25:51,349 Speaker 1: I just imagine all the Disney farm yea. Anyway, It's 455 00:25:51,389 --> 00:25:55,029 Speaker 1: February twenty twenty four and Sean and Sabrina are seen 456 00:25:55,109 --> 00:25:58,949 Speaker 1: leaving a party together, right okay. Insiders say they're seeing 457 00:25:58,989 --> 00:26:04,069 Speaker 1: each other, However, Sean denies it. Then by April, he 458 00:26:04,149 --> 00:26:07,549 Speaker 1: is back with Camilla as if Sabrina didn't even happen. 459 00:26:07,909 --> 00:26:11,709 Speaker 1: He basically breaks up with Miller, is seen with Sabrina 460 00:26:11,749 --> 00:26:13,389 Speaker 1: for a very short period of time, boomed back with 461 00:26:13,429 --> 00:26:17,549 Speaker 1: Camilla now. There are allegations that Sabrina's new album Short 462 00:26:17,589 --> 00:26:21,229 Speaker 1: and Sweet contains references to her relationship with Sean Mendes. 463 00:26:21,549 --> 00:26:24,789 Speaker 1: In the song Taste, she sings, I heard you're back together, 464 00:26:25,109 --> 00:26:27,629 Speaker 1: and if that's true, you'll just have to taste me 465 00:26:27,749 --> 00:26:30,709 Speaker 1: when he's kissing you. In another song off the album 466 00:26:30,749 --> 00:26:35,309 Speaker 1: called Coincidence, Sabrina added last week, you didn't have any doubts. 467 00:26:35,629 --> 00:26:38,349 Speaker 1: This week you're holding space for her tongue in your mouth. 468 00:26:38,989 --> 00:26:41,709 Speaker 1: Then the bridge of the song sounds like a nod 469 00:26:41,749 --> 00:26:45,149 Speaker 1: to Camilla and Sean kissing at Coachella in twenty twenty three. 470 00:26:45,629 --> 00:26:49,269 Speaker 1: She sings, what a surprise, your phone just died. Your 471 00:26:49,309 --> 00:26:52,749 Speaker 1: car drove itself from la to her thighs. Palm Springs 472 00:26:52,749 --> 00:26:55,909 Speaker 1: looks nice, but who's by your side? Damn it? She 473 00:26:55,949 --> 00:26:59,549 Speaker 1: looks kind of like the girl you outgrew. On the 474 00:26:59,589 --> 00:27:02,149 Speaker 1: track dumb and poetic, she sings about a man who 475 00:27:02,189 --> 00:27:05,189 Speaker 1: is into self help books, and she jokes, save all 476 00:27:05,229 --> 00:27:08,109 Speaker 1: your breath for your floor meditation. I promise the mushrooms 477 00:27:08,149 --> 00:27:10,629 Speaker 1: aren't changing your life. And I was like, okay, stretch, 478 00:27:11,149 --> 00:27:15,109 Speaker 1: why would that be Sewn Mendez? But then fans were 479 00:27:15,149 --> 00:27:18,069 Speaker 1: like at a London show, like earlier that year, Shawn 480 00:27:18,069 --> 00:27:20,749 Speaker 1: Mendez was talking to the audience and he said that 481 00:27:20,789 --> 00:27:22,869 Speaker 1: he was going through a lot and exploring things. I 482 00:27:22,909 --> 00:27:25,229 Speaker 1: don't know if anyone here has ever tried mushrooms, but 483 00:27:25,269 --> 00:27:26,949 Speaker 1: it's a crazy thing. So it's like something that was 484 00:27:26,989 --> 00:27:29,789 Speaker 1: in the headlines at the time. Okay, but I will 485 00:27:29,829 --> 00:27:33,149 Speaker 1: say that description probably applied to most men under the 486 00:27:33,149 --> 00:27:35,349 Speaker 1: age of thirty. See the thing about being twenty five 487 00:27:35,869 --> 00:27:39,029 Speaker 1: as you've not dated how much? And when you've got 488 00:27:39,069 --> 00:27:42,269 Speaker 1: a mine in your life for content but you've not 489 00:27:42,349 --> 00:27:44,629 Speaker 1: lived a lot of it and everyone knows you were 490 00:27:44,669 --> 00:27:48,309 Speaker 1: just with Sean. It's probably about Sean. What if it's 491 00:27:48,309 --> 00:27:51,789 Speaker 1: written by Max? Then Back in June, so this is 492 00:27:51,789 --> 00:27:54,589 Speaker 1: before Sabrina's album came out, Camilla released a song called 493 00:27:54,749 --> 00:27:58,629 Speaker 1: June Gloom with the lyrics She's cool I heard, won't 494 00:27:58,669 --> 00:28:02,109 Speaker 1: act surprised. I saw the pictures. If she's so amazing, 495 00:28:02,309 --> 00:28:03,949 Speaker 1: why are you on this side of town? If you 496 00:28:04,069 --> 00:28:06,149 Speaker 1: like her so much? What are you here trying to 497 00:28:06,149 --> 00:28:09,269 Speaker 1: find out? And a few days after Sabrina drops Taste, 498 00:28:09,429 --> 00:28:13,189 Speaker 1: Camilla is lip syncing these lyrics on TikTok, which is 499 00:28:13,229 --> 00:28:17,509 Speaker 1: apparently like a nod to like the whole thing to 500 00:28:17,869 --> 00:28:21,109 Speaker 1: the whole thing. No no, no, wait, she's lip syncing 501 00:28:21,149 --> 00:28:24,709 Speaker 1: Sabrina Carpenter lyrics. No no, no, she's lip syncing her own 502 00:28:24,829 --> 00:28:27,389 Speaker 1: lyrics from a song that she wrote prior, which is 503 00:28:27,469 --> 00:28:31,189 Speaker 1: referring to Sprina Carpenter and Sean Mendes. Okay, but to 504 00:28:31,229 --> 00:28:34,429 Speaker 1: be clear, Camilla is no longer with Shawn mender Okay, 505 00:28:34,549 --> 00:28:38,269 Speaker 1: I'm very confused. Okay, well this should clear it up. 506 00:28:38,989 --> 00:28:42,549 Speaker 1: Then Camilla is performing on stage. She is singing the 507 00:28:42,549 --> 00:28:47,509 Speaker 1: song Senorita, which she wrote with Shawn Mendees. Okay, I 508 00:28:47,509 --> 00:28:49,589 Speaker 1: think the other confusing things. I don't know any of 509 00:28:49,629 --> 00:28:52,829 Speaker 1: these songs, but okay, okay, so her and Sean did 510 00:28:52,829 --> 00:28:54,749 Speaker 1: this song together, and she's on stage. I only know 511 00:28:54,909 --> 00:28:57,709 Speaker 1: justin Timberlakes. I know me too. I was like, is 512 00:28:57,709 --> 00:29:01,389 Speaker 1: this a cover of Senorita? When the word taste came up, 513 00:29:01,389 --> 00:29:02,989 Speaker 1: so it was like in the lyrics, like she's meant 514 00:29:02,989 --> 00:29:05,749 Speaker 1: to say the word taste, she just doesn't say it 515 00:29:05,789 --> 00:29:11,909 Speaker 1: and looks at the audience because taste is song. God, 516 00:29:12,109 --> 00:29:14,309 Speaker 1: it's just so cold, like you'd think that she might 517 00:29:14,389 --> 00:29:17,069 Speaker 1: just be like, oh I hate Sabrina Carpenter. But it's 518 00:29:17,189 --> 00:29:20,309 Speaker 1: all these subtle little clues. It's like maybe she was swallowing. 519 00:29:21,029 --> 00:29:24,309 Speaker 1: I know, because she made a face. This is precisely 520 00:29:24,309 --> 00:29:25,989 Speaker 1: how I would behave if I was dumped and I 521 00:29:26,069 --> 00:29:28,149 Speaker 1: was their age. I don't know, I think i'd be 522 00:29:28,229 --> 00:29:31,549 Speaker 1: more obvious. It's all like a code. It's all a code. 523 00:29:31,549 --> 00:29:34,429 Speaker 1: I think they're trying to be like Taylor Swift. Everyone's 524 00:29:34,429 --> 00:29:37,109 Speaker 1: trying to be Taylor's and they're like need an Easter egg. 525 00:29:38,269 --> 00:29:41,829 Speaker 1: But because they're so weird and they're so on TikTok, 526 00:29:41,869 --> 00:29:44,349 Speaker 1: they're like an easter egg. Hmm. I'm gonna mouth my 527 00:29:44,389 --> 00:29:46,669 Speaker 1: own lyrics from six months ago, and it's like, I 528 00:29:46,709 --> 00:29:50,389 Speaker 1: don't get it. Hi, Hi, Hi, I'm watching, I'm here, 529 00:29:50,549 --> 00:29:52,909 Speaker 1: I'm into it. I'm you just mouthing your own lyrics, 530 00:29:52,909 --> 00:29:54,749 Speaker 1: which is what everyone does on this line. I don't know. 531 00:29:54,829 --> 00:29:56,349 Speaker 1: I don't know what the lyrics are about. Did you 532 00:29:56,389 --> 00:29:59,949 Speaker 1: write them? Yeah? I have a lot of questions. Importantly, 533 00:30:00,309 --> 00:30:03,949 Speaker 1: Sabrina is now understood to be dating Barry Kyogan of 534 00:30:04,109 --> 00:30:08,229 Speaker 1: salt Burn Fans. Ah, yes that I do know. She's lovely, lovely, 535 00:30:08,589 --> 00:30:12,469 Speaker 1: but we know she's a triangle girly. So who's the 536 00:30:12,589 --> 00:30:15,549 Speaker 1: third point on the triangle, Jess. We don't know yet. 537 00:30:15,669 --> 00:30:18,349 Speaker 1: I don't know. But that's fun. That is fun. There'll 538 00:30:18,389 --> 00:30:22,709 Speaker 1: be another point, an incident in a church, Claire, are 539 00:30:22,749 --> 00:30:24,789 Speaker 1: you even a female pop star if you don't get 540 00:30:24,789 --> 00:30:29,269 Speaker 1: an official complaint from God himself? Oh wow? Remember Katy Perry? 541 00:30:29,389 --> 00:30:33,149 Speaker 1: Oh yes? And how a nun's last words with something 542 00:30:33,229 --> 00:30:38,829 Speaker 1: like Mikey she died, which is really sad. But Katie 543 00:30:38,909 --> 00:30:41,069 Speaker 1: was trying to take her house by paying for it, 544 00:30:41,469 --> 00:30:44,109 Speaker 1: which I guess is buying your house, but the nuns 545 00:30:44,109 --> 00:30:47,789 Speaker 1: didn't want her to happen. Just go listen to the 546 00:30:47,869 --> 00:30:51,069 Speaker 1: Katy Perry episode if you're confused. So, Sabrina releases the 547 00:30:51,149 --> 00:30:53,509 Speaker 1: music video for a song called Feather. The idea is 548 00:30:53,509 --> 00:30:55,549 Speaker 1: that she kills a bunch of crap men throughout this 549 00:30:55,629 --> 00:30:57,789 Speaker 1: mil clip. She's in a lift, for example, and this 550 00:30:57,869 --> 00:31:00,109 Speaker 1: man like takes a photo up her skirt and then 551 00:31:00,109 --> 00:31:03,469 Speaker 1: she turns around and then she gets his tie and 552 00:31:03,589 --> 00:31:05,509 Speaker 1: like puts it through the like you know when the 553 00:31:05,549 --> 00:31:08,189 Speaker 1: lift doors open, like takes his tie. Then the lift 554 00:31:08,189 --> 00:31:09,749 Speaker 1: doors close, and then he goes up and like it 555 00:31:09,789 --> 00:31:11,749 Speaker 1: loses his head or whatever. Like it's really violent and 556 00:31:11,789 --> 00:31:14,269 Speaker 1: it's meant to be kind of like revenge on men, right, 557 00:31:14,789 --> 00:31:17,269 Speaker 1: But then for about the last third of the video clip, 558 00:31:17,389 --> 00:31:20,989 Speaker 1: she appears in a funeral themed scene inside a church. 559 00:31:21,509 --> 00:31:24,909 Speaker 1: One of the coffin says, rip bitch on it. She's 560 00:31:24,949 --> 00:31:27,909 Speaker 1: in a lovely black frock but it's just shirt because 561 00:31:27,909 --> 00:31:29,829 Speaker 1: she doesn't have any pants on. Oh, so she got 562 00:31:29,869 --> 00:31:32,589 Speaker 1: stockings on, but she doesn't really have any pants, but 563 00:31:32,669 --> 00:31:36,749 Speaker 1: she has a veil on for modesty because it's ceneral. Now, unfortunately, 564 00:31:37,309 --> 00:31:41,469 Speaker 1: the priest who approved the video, his name is Jamie Gigantiello. 565 00:31:42,229 --> 00:31:45,469 Speaker 1: He did get dismissed. What's sad because he was just 566 00:31:45,549 --> 00:31:50,309 Speaker 1: a bit of a supreme carpenter. What I love this, Sabrina, 567 00:31:50,469 --> 00:31:54,229 Speaker 1: I love this. I think this is really creative. I 568 00:31:54,309 --> 00:31:59,109 Speaker 1: have been following your love triangle situations with joy, and 569 00:31:59,149 --> 00:32:03,629 Speaker 1: God annoints you. God says you go forth and slay, 570 00:32:06,029 --> 00:32:11,389 Speaker 1: go forth and slaves as Paul who the Corinthians said, 571 00:32:11,869 --> 00:32:14,589 Speaker 1: go forth and slay, and then there's holy water on it. 572 00:32:14,909 --> 00:32:19,749 Speaker 1: And because she sayan He apologized to the church community 573 00:32:19,949 --> 00:32:22,189 Speaker 1: via their Facebook page. I can't believe say you're fight 574 00:32:22,469 --> 00:32:25,469 Speaker 1: he did. He did get fired. Well, Claire, there was 575 00:32:25,549 --> 00:32:29,629 Speaker 1: more to it. Jamie is an interesting character. I'll say 576 00:32:29,669 --> 00:32:33,669 Speaker 1: that he apologized to the church community on their Facebook page. 577 00:32:34,069 --> 00:32:35,949 Speaker 1: Loves a bit of Facebook, and he said he was 578 00:32:35,949 --> 00:32:38,709 Speaker 1: simply trying to connect with the youth. He wrote, the 579 00:32:38,749 --> 00:32:41,309 Speaker 1: parish staff and I were not aware that anything provocative 580 00:32:41,389 --> 00:32:44,109 Speaker 1: was occurring in the church, nor were we aware that 581 00:32:44,189 --> 00:32:47,349 Speaker 1: faux coffins and other funeral items would be placed in 582 00:32:47,389 --> 00:32:50,589 Speaker 1: the sanctuary because there were a lot of like where 583 00:32:50,669 --> 00:32:52,429 Speaker 1: kind of the altar, you know, the table where they 584 00:32:52,509 --> 00:32:55,069 Speaker 1: like blessed, like there was a lot of irp, bitch. 585 00:32:55,229 --> 00:32:58,549 Speaker 1: I guess it's like my question to the priest would be, 586 00:32:58,989 --> 00:33:01,869 Speaker 1: wasn't it your job to know? It turns out that 587 00:33:01,949 --> 00:33:05,069 Speaker 1: the Diocese of Brooklyn was like, where do I investigation 588 00:33:05,389 --> 00:33:10,069 Speaker 1: on Jamie. He didn't count on that. Jamie did not 589 00:33:10,189 --> 00:33:12,269 Speaker 1: count on that because they looked into the request made 590 00:33:12,309 --> 00:33:16,149 Speaker 1: by Carpenter, and Carpenter's team were very clear about what 591 00:33:16,189 --> 00:33:18,989 Speaker 1: they were doing to do in that church. Sabrina will 592 00:33:18,989 --> 00:33:22,109 Speaker 1: not be wearing pants. Sabrina will be doing catwalk down 593 00:33:22,149 --> 00:33:26,149 Speaker 1: the aisle. Sabrina will have a look in her eye 594 00:33:26,189 --> 00:33:29,189 Speaker 1: that she's thinking about humping the altar, that she won't, 595 00:33:29,189 --> 00:33:33,229 Speaker 1: but she'll wink. Okay, now your church will be desecrated. 596 00:33:33,349 --> 00:33:37,989 Speaker 1: Will be desecrated. Yes, So look, it looks like Jamie, 597 00:33:38,549 --> 00:33:41,389 Speaker 1: father Jamie let's call them, got a bit excited and 598 00:33:41,509 --> 00:33:44,509 Speaker 1: said yes to the lady with no pants. Okay, it's 599 00:33:44,669 --> 00:33:46,509 Speaker 1: a bit stupid because it's like they could just built 600 00:33:46,509 --> 00:33:49,149 Speaker 1: a set. It didn't need to be an actual church. Jane. Well, 601 00:33:49,189 --> 00:33:50,789 Speaker 1: they wanted it to be this church in New York. 602 00:33:51,189 --> 00:33:53,509 Speaker 1: Sabrina was asked about it. You know what she said, 603 00:33:53,749 --> 00:33:58,029 Speaker 1: what Jesus was a carpenter. She didn't. She did not 604 00:33:58,709 --> 00:34:03,909 Speaker 1: sligh slay Sabrina slay. Wow. Yeah, and then I think 605 00:34:03,949 --> 00:34:05,909 Speaker 1: that she's irrelevant. Then she got in a little bit 606 00:34:05,949 --> 00:34:07,389 Speaker 1: of trouble. The next time she was asked about it, 607 00:34:07,389 --> 00:34:10,349 Speaker 1: she ran away. Okay. Now Jamie does seem like an 608 00:34:10,349 --> 00:34:13,549 Speaker 1: interesting fellow. He posted on Facebook a lot about his 609 00:34:13,589 --> 00:34:16,669 Speaker 1: trip to the Vatican, and allegedly he likes to party. 610 00:34:17,069 --> 00:34:19,829 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he does like to party. Now he is 611 00:34:19,869 --> 00:34:22,789 Speaker 1: still allowed to say Mass occasionally. Okay, So he hasn't 612 00:34:22,829 --> 00:34:26,989 Speaker 1: been fully ex communicado. No, No, he lost his job. 613 00:34:27,029 --> 00:34:29,269 Speaker 1: I think every now and then he just appears. Okay. 614 00:34:29,629 --> 00:34:33,149 Speaker 1: I think he's fame hungry. He wrote a book, okay, 615 00:34:33,669 --> 00:34:36,469 Speaker 1: but he needs a new job. Yeah. I think he 616 00:34:36,469 --> 00:34:39,669 Speaker 1: could be big on TikTok. This brings us to Sabrina 617 00:34:39,749 --> 00:34:43,429 Speaker 1: being too sexy. There's a slight moral panic about how 618 00:34:43,469 --> 00:34:45,909 Speaker 1: sexy Sabrina Carpenter is, and she does a lot of 619 00:34:45,949 --> 00:34:49,389 Speaker 1: sexy things in public, such as looking the way that 620 00:34:49,429 --> 00:34:51,829 Speaker 1: she will yes without a pets On. So she was 621 00:34:51,869 --> 00:34:54,949 Speaker 1: at a concert recently and she went behind a curtain 622 00:34:55,349 --> 00:34:58,309 Speaker 1: and her shadow so you could just see her shadow 623 00:34:58,589 --> 00:35:00,949 Speaker 1: sort of emulated sex with a dancer, Like she lays 624 00:35:00,949 --> 00:35:02,349 Speaker 1: there and she puts her legs in the air and 625 00:35:02,389 --> 00:35:04,509 Speaker 1: it like kind of looks like they're having sex. I 626 00:35:04,549 --> 00:35:07,949 Speaker 1: thought it was quite cool visually, but a bunch of 627 00:35:08,029 --> 00:35:10,549 Speaker 1: people had a winge on the internet because they said 628 00:35:10,629 --> 00:35:12,909 Speaker 1: it's an all ages concept and a lot of her 629 00:35:12,909 --> 00:35:15,869 Speaker 1: fans are younger. Then at the twenty twenty four VMA's 630 00:35:15,949 --> 00:35:18,829 Speaker 1: Sabrina performed three songs, which was a really big deal, 631 00:35:19,109 --> 00:35:21,789 Speaker 1: and during taste, she paused and she made out with 632 00:35:21,829 --> 00:35:25,669 Speaker 1: an alien. Okay, have these people never heard of Britney Spears, 633 00:35:25,829 --> 00:35:31,509 Speaker 1: Christine the Cyber, the time Britney kissed Madonna like well, 634 00:35:31,549 --> 00:35:34,669 Speaker 1: In fact, Britney came out about this. She watched Sabrina 635 00:35:34,749 --> 00:35:36,869 Speaker 1: kiss an alien and she said should have kissed a girl. 636 00:35:36,949 --> 00:35:40,309 Speaker 1: Turns out the alien was a girl. But people found 637 00:35:40,309 --> 00:35:43,149 Speaker 1: it inappropriate and tasteless. They thought it was quite confronting 638 00:35:43,189 --> 00:35:46,229 Speaker 1: because children were watching. They seemed really confronted by the 639 00:35:46,229 --> 00:35:50,069 Speaker 1: alien element. Yeah, she didn't actually kiss anyone. It was 640 00:35:50,189 --> 00:35:52,389 Speaker 1: a garret it was a character, somebody in a costume. 641 00:35:52,669 --> 00:35:55,869 Speaker 1: There has been moral panic about pop stars since Elvis. 642 00:35:56,069 --> 00:35:59,269 Speaker 1: That's what mum will tell me. Oh my mom didn't 643 00:35:59,349 --> 00:36:02,069 Speaker 1: like me watching Elvis because of how we sure kiss 644 00:36:02,069 --> 00:36:06,949 Speaker 1: here it was, it was arousing. Yes, have you heard 645 00:36:06,989 --> 00:36:09,909 Speaker 1: of the term puritine? No? But can I guess what 646 00:36:09,909 --> 00:36:13,909 Speaker 1: it is? Yeah? A teenager, specifically American, Yeah, who wants 647 00:36:13,909 --> 00:36:16,549 Speaker 1: to save themselves a marriage. It is a portmanteau for 648 00:36:16,669 --> 00:36:20,909 Speaker 1: purity and teen And apparently there's like this movement infiltrating 649 00:36:20,909 --> 00:36:23,149 Speaker 1: the Internet. And here's an example of a tweet by 650 00:36:23,189 --> 00:36:27,269 Speaker 1: purityin I'm sorry, but am I the only one that's offended? 651 00:36:27,349 --> 00:36:31,149 Speaker 1: This is about Sabrina Carpenter being Sabrina Carpter, Like, why 652 00:36:31,229 --> 00:36:34,669 Speaker 1: is she being disgusting sexually in front of children? I'm 653 00:36:34,709 --> 00:36:42,789 Speaker 1: seventeen and this is in Capitals afraid of Sabrina Carpenter? Ah, Okay, 654 00:36:43,109 --> 00:36:46,349 Speaker 1: what is she afraid of? And what she's scared of? 655 00:36:46,389 --> 00:36:49,069 Speaker 1: You're panicking and you need to take a back unnecessarily. 656 00:36:49,389 --> 00:36:51,709 Speaker 1: Do we think our concerts are full of children? I 657 00:36:51,749 --> 00:36:54,269 Speaker 1: think there might be some children. So a bunch of 658 00:36:54,389 --> 00:36:58,589 Speaker 1: articles have reported like what celebrities have appeared at Sabrina 659 00:36:58,749 --> 00:37:01,109 Speaker 1: Carpenter's most recent concerts to give you a sense of 660 00:37:01,109 --> 00:37:04,869 Speaker 1: the demographic, because I'm like, do kids even go? I 661 00:37:04,909 --> 00:37:07,469 Speaker 1: don't know who would I imagine like gen Z's sure, 662 00:37:07,549 --> 00:37:10,749 Speaker 1: maybe people between twenty you know who go? Not the 663 00:37:10,789 --> 00:37:15,629 Speaker 1: dad ticket? Yeah, but Northwest Seys stuff on TikTok. You 664 00:37:15,669 --> 00:37:17,869 Speaker 1: know what I mean? What she being protected from? Yeah, 665 00:37:17,909 --> 00:37:20,709 Speaker 1: here are some celebrities who went Katie Perry. They've got 666 00:37:20,709 --> 00:37:23,989 Speaker 1: the nun thing in common, ye, John Mayer, Sarah Michelle Geller, 667 00:37:24,389 --> 00:37:28,869 Speaker 1: Kendall Jenner, Halee Bieber, Kara Delavin, Noah Cyrus, Carlie ray Jepson, 668 00:37:29,469 --> 00:37:34,029 Speaker 1: and even Blue Ivy. But no Beyonce. Wow, letting me 669 00:37:34,629 --> 00:37:39,069 Speaker 1: triple check the aid isn't Blue Vy? She is twelve 670 00:37:39,149 --> 00:37:42,629 Speaker 1: years old? Wow? Twelve years old on her own unsupervised? 671 00:37:42,829 --> 00:37:44,789 Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. I don't think she turned up on 672 00:37:44,789 --> 00:37:47,149 Speaker 1: her own, totally on her own, just without mum. Yeah, 673 00:37:47,149 --> 00:37:49,549 Speaker 1: but it does go to show that demo, that demo. 674 00:37:50,509 --> 00:37:53,909 Speaker 1: How would Blue Ivy feel about sexual innundo? I think 675 00:37:53,949 --> 00:37:57,789 Speaker 1: she's seen it from mum. I do I think she's 676 00:37:57,829 --> 00:38:01,029 Speaker 1: I think it's my mom wrote an album about how 677 00:38:01,229 --> 00:38:04,469 Speaker 1: my dad. She did on her, so I'm pretty familiar 678 00:38:04,549 --> 00:38:08,869 Speaker 1: with sex. The other thing I would ask that Puruitine 679 00:38:09,509 --> 00:38:13,829 Speaker 1: is have you followed the Jonas brother's journey from being 680 00:38:14,549 --> 00:38:19,149 Speaker 1: about purity purity ranks to being naughty? Because that's where 681 00:38:19,189 --> 00:38:21,429 Speaker 1: we all go, that's where we all end up. Two 682 00:38:21,509 --> 00:38:24,269 Speaker 1: other things that I just like to add about Sabrina 683 00:38:24,309 --> 00:38:28,269 Speaker 1: Carpenter that I've seen on TikTok. Yeah. One is people 684 00:38:28,429 --> 00:38:30,989 Speaker 1: like that when she speaks, she doesn't have a baby voice. 685 00:38:31,109 --> 00:38:32,669 Speaker 1: She has quite a deep voice. She has quite a 686 00:38:32,669 --> 00:38:36,429 Speaker 1: commanding voice the era of like pop star. And then 687 00:38:36,629 --> 00:38:39,989 Speaker 1: she's interviewed and she's like instead, Sabrina Carpenter's like yeah, what, 688 00:38:40,549 --> 00:38:43,429 Speaker 1: She's quite like funny and ironic. She's described herself as 689 00:38:43,549 --> 00:38:49,309 Speaker 1: vulgar and maybe horny, just so weird anyway. The second 690 00:38:49,349 --> 00:38:53,389 Speaker 1: thing is have you seen the thing about Disney knees? No? Okay, 691 00:38:53,949 --> 00:38:57,749 Speaker 1: they say that there's a certain way that every Disney 692 00:38:57,789 --> 00:39:02,669 Speaker 1: star dances. Yes, because of how they're trained. How they're trained, 693 00:39:02,869 --> 00:39:05,869 Speaker 1: and let me show you, Sabrina. I think kind of 694 00:39:05,949 --> 00:39:08,549 Speaker 1: imagine it. It's like someone who did dancing as a 695 00:39:08,629 --> 00:39:11,589 Speaker 1: young girl has a way of holding herself. Yes, but 696 00:39:11,629 --> 00:39:21,389 Speaker 1: it's more than that. Okay, show me. Is it the 697 00:39:21,389 --> 00:39:24,029 Speaker 1: little thing where they go in Yeah? Yeah, so it's 698 00:39:24,069 --> 00:39:27,069 Speaker 1: like a little Disney dance move. Yeah, she dances in 699 00:39:27,109 --> 00:39:30,829 Speaker 1: a certain way. That's very Disney. I find that interesting. 700 00:39:31,309 --> 00:39:43,149 Speaker 1: Most Disney stars dance with their knees. It is time 701 00:39:43,189 --> 00:39:49,269 Speaker 1: for charges and sentences. My charge is a really easy one. 702 00:39:49,829 --> 00:39:54,989 Speaker 1: It's getting Jamie Gigantiello in trouble when all he did 703 00:39:55,469 --> 00:39:57,709 Speaker 1: was say yes to her when she asked to borrow 704 00:39:57,749 --> 00:40:00,989 Speaker 1: his church. Well, that's not all he did, because then 705 00:40:00,989 --> 00:40:05,669 Speaker 1: he lied well to that. I say, was she celebrating 706 00:40:05,709 --> 00:40:09,029 Speaker 1: the death of people that had been murdered in his church? Yes? 707 00:40:09,909 --> 00:40:12,989 Speaker 1: Is is she doing a lot of winking on the altar? Also? Yes? 708 00:40:13,709 --> 00:40:19,069 Speaker 1: Are there some bright colored some may say fun looking coffins? Yes? 709 00:40:19,629 --> 00:40:24,109 Speaker 1: And is she wearing pants? No? She forgot Okay, I 710 00:40:24,389 --> 00:40:27,309 Speaker 1: like it. I think that he's a victim in all 711 00:40:27,349 --> 00:40:30,789 Speaker 1: of this. What did happen is a spotlight was then shon, 712 00:40:31,389 --> 00:40:34,589 Speaker 1: A light was shown on him. They did some investigating, 713 00:40:35,149 --> 00:40:38,829 Speaker 1: and there were weird ties to a mayor who got indiceted. Okay. 714 00:40:38,949 --> 00:40:41,189 Speaker 1: The thing about Jamie is I think he liked the 715 00:40:41,229 --> 00:40:43,589 Speaker 1: film clip. I think he bopped along and he went, 716 00:40:43,669 --> 00:40:46,109 Speaker 1: I'm proud to be associated with this. And then he 717 00:40:46,149 --> 00:40:48,469 Speaker 1: started getting called out and he said, I have no 718 00:40:48,589 --> 00:40:50,469 Speaker 1: idea what we all do at work. Yeah, but we 719 00:40:50,509 --> 00:40:52,869 Speaker 1: all do. Yeah, what do we do? We pick up 720 00:40:52,909 --> 00:40:56,269 Speaker 1: both our hands, we point an opposite direction, and we 721 00:40:56,389 --> 00:40:59,429 Speaker 1: say it was her, it was him the person, it 722 00:40:59,549 --> 00:41:05,949 Speaker 1: wasn't where's me? And that's what Jamie did. Yeah, classic move, Jamie. 723 00:41:06,589 --> 00:41:10,109 Speaker 1: You've lost your job anyway, damn it. Okay. My sentence 724 00:41:10,349 --> 00:41:13,229 Speaker 1: is the man needs his job back. Okay. And when 725 00:41:13,269 --> 00:41:16,229 Speaker 1: they do like a nice hymn, like say during communion, 726 00:41:16,629 --> 00:41:19,269 Speaker 1: often they will do a hymn like the Lord is 727 00:41:19,309 --> 00:41:22,349 Speaker 1: My Shepherd. Can Sabrina Carpenter perform it? Yeah? She owes 728 00:41:22,429 --> 00:41:25,149 Speaker 1: him a favor with no pants on, a bit of 729 00:41:25,349 --> 00:41:28,669 Speaker 1: like maybe espresso. That's fun. Yeah. And instead of kissing 730 00:41:28,669 --> 00:41:36,429 Speaker 1: an alien, she could kiss this Bible. And she could 731 00:41:36,469 --> 00:41:39,789 Speaker 1: also sing amazing grace. She could always brings a tear 732 00:41:39,829 --> 00:41:42,429 Speaker 1: to my eye. No, because remember when Katie Perry did 733 00:41:42,429 --> 00:41:44,509 Speaker 1: it and they got mad. Yeah, it was an amazing grace. 734 00:41:44,509 --> 00:41:47,069 Speaker 1: She sung something else, oh, she and from sister at 735 00:41:47,109 --> 00:41:49,029 Speaker 1: she had to read the and they got annoyed because 736 00:41:49,029 --> 00:41:50,789 Speaker 1: she was reading the lyrics like you're not even now 737 00:41:50,829 --> 00:41:56,589 Speaker 1: fucking real, whereas Sabrina Jesus was a carpenter. Mm hmm, Claire, 738 00:41:56,629 --> 00:41:59,909 Speaker 1: what's your charge? My charge is being I was gonna 739 00:41:59,949 --> 00:42:03,069 Speaker 1: say a threesome girly, but that's not what anyone has claimed. No, 740 00:42:03,269 --> 00:42:08,029 Speaker 1: she's a love triangle, love triangle girly, and what that 741 00:42:08,069 --> 00:42:12,789 Speaker 1: has resulted in is confusion for both me and you. Yeah. No, 742 00:42:12,949 --> 00:42:15,469 Speaker 1: it took a lot of time on a logistical level, 743 00:42:15,509 --> 00:42:17,869 Speaker 1: because you've had to work out I didn't know how 744 00:42:17,949 --> 00:42:22,069 Speaker 1: to say Camilla's name. No, and what is Josh Bassett Bassett? 745 00:42:22,069 --> 00:42:24,789 Speaker 1: It's just not sticking it. I was gonna call him 746 00:42:24,829 --> 00:42:27,549 Speaker 1: John Bassinett. I just I don't think his career I 747 00:42:27,549 --> 00:42:30,989 Speaker 1: don't take off. I don't. I'm sorry, No, he's having 748 00:42:30,989 --> 00:42:35,709 Speaker 1: a quiet moment. Well, well, she's a love triangle girly 749 00:42:36,029 --> 00:42:39,549 Speaker 1: and it's caused chaos and confusion. However, it's also given 750 00:42:39,629 --> 00:42:42,749 Speaker 1: us gossip. Yeah, and so what I need from her 751 00:42:43,349 --> 00:42:47,869 Speaker 1: is I need a clearer love triangle situation. So she's 752 00:42:47,909 --> 00:42:51,469 Speaker 1: currently with Barry Keyogan. I love that he's hot in 753 00:42:51,469 --> 00:42:54,509 Speaker 1: a weird way. Yeah, I need a third point on 754 00:42:54,549 --> 00:42:58,709 Speaker 1: that triangle. Who you want to be that's unexpected, but 755 00:42:59,229 --> 00:43:01,629 Speaker 1: may Okay, we've got to live out. We've got Camilla, 756 00:43:01,829 --> 00:43:05,189 Speaker 1: Jacob a Lordie. No, it's got to be a female Claire. No, 757 00:43:05,349 --> 00:43:09,109 Speaker 1: well why because I feel like there's been Olivia, Like 758 00:43:09,109 --> 00:43:11,909 Speaker 1: who else is in this world? Like I think Karli 759 00:43:12,109 --> 00:43:16,469 Speaker 1: XCX or. I want them out of this world. I 760 00:43:16,509 --> 00:43:19,709 Speaker 1: need them to take us out of the confusing world 761 00:43:19,789 --> 00:43:24,389 Speaker 1: of Josh Bassett's. I need it to cross into a 762 00:43:24,509 --> 00:43:28,309 Speaker 1: more mainstream area of fame. Fine, maybe no Jacob ALORDI, 763 00:43:28,549 --> 00:43:31,869 Speaker 1: maybe j Lo I think her ex boyfriend's just straight 764 00:43:31,949 --> 00:43:35,389 Speaker 1: up Travis Kelsey. Yeah, and it's like, hang on, isn't 765 00:43:35,429 --> 00:43:39,509 Speaker 1: that And she's like what And then they're dropping lyrics 766 00:43:39,509 --> 00:43:43,069 Speaker 1: that are full of shade. Yeah, Taylor Swift would have 767 00:43:43,189 --> 00:43:46,269 Speaker 1: a field day. She'd love that. She'd be like, oh, 768 00:43:46,389 --> 00:43:50,109 Speaker 1: I needed I needed ammunitions. Like I heard someone say 769 00:43:50,109 --> 00:43:52,309 Speaker 1: that listening to all their songs, which I didn't do, 770 00:43:52,949 --> 00:43:59,669 Speaker 1: is apparently like watching a feature film various different perspectives. Well, yeah, yeah, 771 00:43:59,709 --> 00:44:02,629 Speaker 1: I think it's all confected. Yeah, yeah, I think so, 772 00:44:03,509 --> 00:44:07,669 Speaker 1: which I get it helps them get famous, it does, 773 00:44:07,829 --> 00:44:12,069 Speaker 1: I'd say they don't need it, Oh Josh, Yeah, how 774 00:44:12,069 --> 00:44:14,509 Speaker 1: are we doing Josh favor? You know what I mean. Olivia, 775 00:44:14,829 --> 00:44:19,989 Speaker 1: you're doing okay. Sabrina you're also doing okay. Camilla, you're okay. Sean, 776 00:44:20,029 --> 00:44:23,189 Speaker 1: You're okay. You don't need this, No, I understand if 777 00:44:23,229 --> 00:44:26,709 Speaker 1: Josh comes out with a few distracks, Claire, before we go, 778 00:44:27,069 --> 00:44:29,909 Speaker 1: it's time for laser gil story. She's a lazy girl. 779 00:44:29,949 --> 00:44:33,309 Speaker 1: So we've been messaging with Gemma a laser kill. Yeah, 780 00:44:33,349 --> 00:44:36,389 Speaker 1: and she has probably six months between messages. 781 00:44:36,869 --> 00:44:37,029 Speaker 2: Yeah. 782 00:44:37,109 --> 00:44:41,109 Speaker 1: Yeah. Their last message says something about going to hospital 783 00:44:41,109 --> 00:44:44,189 Speaker 1: and they can sort these fingers, but the rest is 784 00:44:44,189 --> 00:44:47,869 Speaker 1: cut off anyway. Anyway, her next message says, I think 785 00:44:47,869 --> 00:44:50,669 Speaker 1: this might be the best lazy girl story ever, and 786 00:44:50,749 --> 00:44:54,149 Speaker 1: it's a story from the ABC with the headline. Woman 787 00:44:54,269 --> 00:44:57,029 Speaker 1: continues to drive with a red bellied black snake in 788 00:44:57,069 --> 00:45:01,109 Speaker 1: her car after four failed attempts to remove it. It's 789 00:45:01,269 --> 00:45:07,149 Speaker 1: so okay, so relatable, says, that's one cold blooded passenger. Okay, 790 00:45:07,389 --> 00:45:11,069 Speaker 1: great caption, but that is very lazy girl. It's just 791 00:45:11,069 --> 00:45:13,069 Speaker 1: sitting in her front seat. It's like, well, if you're 792 00:45:13,109 --> 00:45:16,829 Speaker 1: going to be here, put on your bell. But it's like, 793 00:45:17,709 --> 00:45:21,429 Speaker 1: just imagine she's got Okay, the lazy girl has gotten 794 00:45:21,789 --> 00:45:24,789 Speaker 1: potentially a coat hanger, and she's got like the hook 795 00:45:24,829 --> 00:45:26,909 Speaker 1: of the coat hanger, and she's like, come on, come on, 796 00:45:26,949 --> 00:45:28,989 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna hurt you. You just can get out of 797 00:45:28,989 --> 00:45:34,589 Speaker 1: my car. You're gonna sting me. And now I gotta 798 00:45:34,589 --> 00:45:37,469 Speaker 1: go to aspital, which I don't want to do. What 799 00:45:37,629 --> 00:45:40,469 Speaker 1: she has done is she's googled and she knows it's dangerous. 800 00:45:41,149 --> 00:45:43,349 Speaker 1: She knows you shan't get bitten by a red belly 801 00:45:43,349 --> 00:45:45,949 Speaker 1: black snake. It's a bad one. It is a bad one. 802 00:45:46,429 --> 00:45:49,429 Speaker 1: Watching the gist that she's ascertained. So she's got a 803 00:45:49,429 --> 00:45:52,789 Speaker 1: coat hanger, and the snake's been like nah, bitch, And 804 00:45:52,869 --> 00:45:55,429 Speaker 1: then she's like, you know what, there's somewhere I meant 805 00:45:55,469 --> 00:45:57,949 Speaker 1: to call for this. There's some sort of snake handler. 806 00:45:58,269 --> 00:46:00,669 Speaker 1: But I bet that they won't be fast enough, and 807 00:46:01,069 --> 00:46:02,869 Speaker 1: I'm going to go, yeah, I'm going to be late. 808 00:46:02,989 --> 00:46:08,189 Speaker 1: So come on, snake, come on, buckle, com on. I'll 809 00:46:08,189 --> 00:46:10,229 Speaker 1: put the radio on. Would I just put it in 810 00:46:10,269 --> 00:46:12,989 Speaker 1: the glovebox? I guess the question is, if you could 811 00:46:12,989 --> 00:46:15,309 Speaker 1: put it in the glove box, why couldn't you simply 812 00:46:15,349 --> 00:46:17,229 Speaker 1: remove it from the vehicle. I was going to say, 813 00:46:17,229 --> 00:46:19,029 Speaker 1: I'd put some cheese in the glovebox, but I don't 814 00:46:19,069 --> 00:46:22,029 Speaker 1: think I ate cheese. There's also just an optimism to 815 00:46:22,109 --> 00:46:25,189 Speaker 1: lazy girls, which I think what that woman was thinking was, 816 00:46:26,149 --> 00:46:28,909 Speaker 1: if you got in on your own, you'll find your 817 00:46:29,149 --> 00:46:30,989 Speaker 1: bind your way out on your own. That's what I 818 00:46:30,989 --> 00:46:34,109 Speaker 1: always think about birds. And if you show the snakes 819 00:46:34,109 --> 00:46:36,309 Speaker 1: some kindness, yeah, I'm not going to bite you. I'm 820 00:46:36,349 --> 00:46:39,029 Speaker 1: just going to bite them. That feeds it. No, I 821 00:46:39,109 --> 00:46:41,429 Speaker 1: know that she's also going down the highway and she's 822 00:46:41,469 --> 00:46:44,469 Speaker 1: going to go, don't you slither, don't slither over that gearstick. 823 00:46:44,989 --> 00:46:48,069 Speaker 1: Damn it. It's around my neck. Damn it, damn it, damit. 824 00:46:48,109 --> 00:46:50,989 Speaker 1: It bit me in the eye, damited it me. But 825 00:46:51,149 --> 00:46:53,229 Speaker 1: I think that whenever I see a bird stuck inside 826 00:46:53,269 --> 00:46:55,749 Speaker 1: and everyone panics, I'm like, the bird will whack it out. 827 00:46:56,109 --> 00:46:58,149 Speaker 1: The bird got in, the bird will get out. Yeah, 828 00:46:58,229 --> 00:47:00,349 Speaker 1: I swear birds get more confusing the more things you open. 829 00:47:02,829 --> 00:47:06,029 Speaker 1: This wasn't open before. Bang. Thank you so much for 830 00:47:06,109 --> 00:47:08,789 Speaker 1: joining us with this episode of Canceled. If you want 831 00:47:08,829 --> 00:47:10,749 Speaker 1: to send us a life size cut out, that's cool. 832 00:47:10,829 --> 00:47:14,349 Speaker 1: We'll set up a place in the to put Billy. 833 00:47:14,429 --> 00:47:16,669 Speaker 1: We'll put him together. This afternoon. We will, No, we will. 834 00:47:16,709 --> 00:47:19,469 Speaker 1: I just don't know where we'll put it. I think 835 00:47:19,549 --> 00:47:22,149 Speaker 1: the office generally is annoyed by the chaos of our work. 836 00:47:22,949 --> 00:47:24,789 Speaker 1: I think we put I think Billy is really going 837 00:47:24,869 --> 00:47:28,309 Speaker 1: to send him over the air. Canceled is produced by 838 00:47:28,389 --> 00:47:31,509 Speaker 1: Kimberly Bradish with audio production by Leah Porgies. And we 839 00:47:31,549 --> 00:47:35,349 Speaker 1: will be back next week. Bye bye.