WEBVTT - Cancelled Is Cancelled 0:00:10.829 --> 0:00:15.029 So much. You're listening to a MoMA Mia podcast. Mom 0:00:15.029 --> 0:00:18.349 and Maya acknowledges the traditional owners of land and waters 0:00:18.349 --> 0:00:31.109 that this podcast is recorded on Hello and welcome to Cancel, 0:00:31.229 --> 0:00:35.429 The Lazy Girl's Guide to Bizarre celebrity cancelations. I'm Jesse 0:00:35.509 --> 0:00:38.229 Stevens and I am joined by Claire Stephens and it's 0:00:38.269 --> 0:00:42.389 twenty twenty five. Yeah, and I have been dreading today. 0:00:43.229 --> 0:00:46.029 I've been dreading it. Canceled four years been my favorite 0:00:46.069 --> 0:00:48.669 day of the way. It's not anymore. Okay, Claire, what 0:00:48.709 --> 0:00:53.949 are we canceling today? We are canceling Canceled. That is 0:00:53.989 --> 0:00:57.509 both a summary of today's episode and on the next 0:00:57.549 --> 0:01:01.389 istential level, it is an announcement. This is our last 0:01:01.429 --> 0:01:05.469 ever episode of Canceled. We're going to get to why, because, 0:01:05.549 --> 0:01:09.469 as is the case when any podcast ends, he's drama. 0:01:09.629 --> 0:01:14.629 There are people throwing things, there's gossip, there are agreements broken. 0:01:15.149 --> 0:01:17.909 I have a list of enemies. Oh my gosh, there's 0:01:17.949 --> 0:01:21.389 only two, but it's Liz Okay, friendships down the toilet. 0:01:21.469 --> 0:01:24.509 Family is destroyed. Yeah, that's what happens when a podcast ends. 0:01:24.509 --> 0:01:29.069 There's no other way about it. There is always a 0:01:29.069 --> 0:01:31.709 few there's an official statement. There's also an unpacking of 0:01:31.789 --> 0:01:34.669 that official stag. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, but 0:01:34.709 --> 0:01:37.789 all that will be revealed. Our structure for today is 0:01:37.829 --> 0:01:42.749 as follows, the origin story when things got weird. Is 0:01:42.749 --> 0:01:46.829 there a feud, yes or no? Hint yes, yes, accusations 0:01:46.949 --> 0:01:51.149 of laziness Jesse the origin story. According to my research, 0:01:51.229 --> 0:01:54.989 we started this podcast in August one. That is such 0:01:54.989 --> 0:01:57.069 a long time ago. It is, and I actually confirmed 0:01:57.069 --> 0:01:59.509 because we've said this generally for a while. You know, 0:01:59.549 --> 0:02:02.429 the other canceled, the American podcast called Cancel Yes, that 0:02:02.589 --> 0:02:06.469 started on July twenty sixth, literally two weeks before our 0:02:06.549 --> 0:02:09.829 canceled style. So we did copy here, Well, we didn't know. 0:02:10.389 --> 0:02:13.189 And everyone says that the thing with copyright and trademark 0:02:13.349 --> 0:02:16.229 is if you didn't know, then it doesn't shrug elogi. 0:02:16.389 --> 0:02:18.949 I don't know if that's what people say, because I 0:02:18.989 --> 0:02:21.749 think they can accuse you of knowing. Yeah, because how 0:02:21.749 --> 0:02:23.829 can you prove we didn't. TikTok kept getting mad and 0:02:23.829 --> 0:02:26.309 saying we copied, and it's like we didn't because we 0:02:26.349 --> 0:02:30.229 didn't check. Will do you know if you knew how 0:02:30.309 --> 0:02:33.389 lazy we are? We were just two girls with a 0:02:33.469 --> 0:02:38.069 dream and a perspective. We felt that the internet was very, 0:02:38.189 --> 0:02:42.829 very earnest about their celebrities. This tweet was discriminatory, this 0:02:42.949 --> 0:02:45.789 thought was coded, and we were lumping a dude who 0:02:45.989 --> 0:02:49.469 bumbled his words in an interview with a literal criminal. 0:02:49.549 --> 0:02:52.749 And that felt weird us. So we thought, we'll make 0:02:52.789 --> 0:02:54.909 a little comedy podcast where we take the piss out 0:02:54.909 --> 0:02:58.869 of some of these ridiculous celebrity cancelations. Because celebrities are 0:02:58.949 --> 0:03:02.109 not serious. This is all a bit of silliness. It's 0:03:02.149 --> 0:03:05.029 a bit of fun. And we did quite early on 0:03:05.189 --> 0:03:08.509 decide that the scope of our show was we'd stop 0:03:08.549 --> 0:03:11.469 at the legal line. Sometimes we went and did a 0:03:11.509 --> 0:03:15.189 little bit tech dance tap dance over that line. We went, 0:03:15.629 --> 0:03:18.429 you know what, So there the courts have dealt with Harvey. Yeah, 0:03:18.749 --> 0:03:23.429 Harvey Weinstein for the court, the actual court, whereas Will 0:03:23.469 --> 0:03:26.989 Smith slapping somebody at the Academy Awards, that's for our court. 0:03:27.069 --> 0:03:34.349 It is Oh wow, wow, Will Smith just smacked the 0:03:34.389 --> 0:03:34.949 shit out of it. 0:03:36.269 --> 0:03:41.389 Remember Jada, Oh how is Jada? She stopped revealing. Where's 0:03:41.389 --> 0:03:45.349 red table talk? She revealed too hard? Oh my gosh, 0:03:45.509 --> 0:03:46.869 why are we doing this? We should be on Red 0:03:46.869 --> 0:03:50.229 Table Talk? Oh my gosh me you and Jada sorting 0:03:50.229 --> 0:03:52.589 it out. Yeah yeah, yeah, no that's not that's for later. 0:03:52.989 --> 0:03:55.189 But then in twenty twenty two, so we've started the 0:03:55.189 --> 0:03:59.749 podcast going swimmingly. In August, the celebrities started doing genuinely 0:03:59.749 --> 0:04:02.869 batshit things. I thought the celebrities were doing the bat 0:04:02.869 --> 0:04:05.349 ship things and that's why we started the pod. They were, 0:04:05.549 --> 0:04:09.229 but they went to the next level early twenty twenty, Okay, 0:04:09.349 --> 0:04:13.629 I cried a few things happened. Ilaria Baldwinitozra revealed to 0:04:13.669 --> 0:04:19.549 not beat Spaniel, remember that she cucumber correct. Then Armie 0:04:19.549 --> 0:04:23.189 Hammer started low key eating people. He's still there's a 0:04:23.229 --> 0:04:26.189 lot of shame. There's a lot when you see Army Tamma, 0:04:26.309 --> 0:04:28.989 you go, honey, you're just not going to claw back 0:04:28.989 --> 0:04:32.629 from that, babe, because it's the image of you eating people. 0:04:32.749 --> 0:04:34.989 And it was very like he was very like, we 0:04:35.149 --> 0:04:37.829 can't do anything anymore. Yeah, And you can't even eat 0:04:37.829 --> 0:04:40.469 a rib. You can't. You can't send a message to 0:04:40.509 --> 0:04:43.309 someone saying you want to eat them. How the world's 0:04:43.309 --> 0:04:46.869 gone mad? Exactly? Political correctness too far. Remember, the Internet 0:04:46.909 --> 0:04:50.749 relentlessly went after James Corden for six months because maybe 0:04:50.789 --> 0:04:52.829 he was rude to some white stuff. Well, we say, 0:04:52.909 --> 0:04:55.509 maybe he confess. He confessed, and then there was a 0:04:55.509 --> 0:04:57.629 hare and then I think there was too much egg 0:04:57.629 --> 0:04:59.789 and his egg on like the wrong type of egg, 0:05:00.349 --> 0:05:03.109 his egg white. And then there was that amazing story 0:05:03.149 --> 0:05:06.709 on Reddit that was definitely a lie about this woman 0:05:06.749 --> 0:05:08.989 who was really struggling on a plane and someone watched 0:05:08.989 --> 0:05:11.189 her like put the luggage up, and she's managing a baby, 0:05:11.189 --> 0:05:12.909 and then she snapped at the person next to her 0:05:12.989 --> 0:05:15.109 who wasn't helping her, and it was James Corden and 0:05:15.269 --> 0:05:19.469 it was her husband Da And then we told that podcast. 0:05:19.789 --> 0:05:21.749 We told that story of the podcast, and then James 0:05:21.749 --> 0:05:24.749 Cordon's publicist emailed us and said, can you take it down? 0:05:24.869 --> 0:05:27.549 He was quite polite, he was a threat. Yeah, And 0:05:27.549 --> 0:05:29.429 we're like, is it We always assument it's not the 0:05:29.429 --> 0:05:32.429 real publicist, it's just someone who feels passionately about James Cordon. 0:05:32.469 --> 0:05:34.269 And we were like, good on you, you sent an email, 0:05:34.269 --> 0:05:37.229 will take it down. We didn't. We took the TikTok down. 0:05:37.589 --> 0:05:39.949 Oh yeah, we felt not the yeah, yeah, yeah, Look, 0:05:40.029 --> 0:05:42.349 And what was funny about James Corden is it It 0:05:42.389 --> 0:05:45.869 wasn't about the restaurant. It wasn't about the plane, It's 0:05:45.869 --> 0:05:51.389 about cats, which had happened about twenty nineteen, and people 0:05:51.429 --> 0:05:54.709 were still mad about that, was still mad about cats. 0:05:54.909 --> 0:05:57.149 We mentioned a few weeks ago that Wicked was put 0:05:57.189 --> 0:06:00.629 on the back burner because they've cats, and that is 0:06:00.709 --> 0:06:03.469 just the definition of yeah, sometimes you make the wrong 0:06:03.509 --> 0:06:06.389 call creatively. Do you think this podcast has been our 0:06:06.469 --> 0:06:10.269 cats and then on the back burner has been have 0:06:10.349 --> 0:06:14.509 been a Wicked? Yeah? Yeah, great analogy. Actually yeah, people 0:06:14.509 --> 0:06:16.669 will be like, oh, that was cats in hindsight. So 0:06:16.749 --> 0:06:19.429 this show then started to write itself. Claire, when did 0:06:19.469 --> 0:06:22.869 things get weird? Okay? I believe there has been a 0:06:22.909 --> 0:06:28.189 symbiotic relationship between canceled the podcast and Hollywood where we 0:06:28.269 --> 0:06:32.829 started this podcast and they started getting weirder. You say Hollywood, 0:06:33.389 --> 0:06:41.429 but three words Carlos, Michael klark' that's one word and 0:06:41.549 --> 0:06:46.829 Nissa and a fist fight and Anthony belly Bell. Yeah. 0:06:47.189 --> 0:06:50.189 Remember that episode that we did. Was it on Michael 0:06:50.229 --> 0:06:52.749 Klark or was it on Carlos? Yeah? I don't know 0:06:52.789 --> 0:06:54.709 if it was on Karl Stefanovic. I think maybe it 0:06:54.749 --> 0:06:57.509 was on Karl Stefanovic because was it also about how 0:06:57.509 --> 0:07:00.109 he bitched in the back of the uber with his brother. Yeah. Fuck, 0:07:00.229 --> 0:07:02.869 done that a lot of times. And I thought, by 0:07:02.989 --> 0:07:06.549 the grace of God, go I stones glasshouses. I say 0:07:06.549 --> 0:07:11.069 that every time I bitch in ANBA, I think of Carlos. No, 0:07:11.229 --> 0:07:14.109 but remember NUSA. Yeah, and they ripped their shirts off 0:07:14.109 --> 0:07:16.389 and they started fighting. Yeah, and I was like, a 0:07:16.549 --> 0:07:22.629 story has never been written so much just for canceled. Yes, 0:07:22.909 --> 0:07:25.149 it should be a theater production because it was so 0:07:25.269 --> 0:07:28.549 quinnessentially Australian. Yeah, it's on the streets of neustrom People 0:07:28.549 --> 0:07:31.149 had to shield their children. They were like, he used 0:07:31.149 --> 0:07:35.069 to be the Captain of Australia. Yeah. There was cheating accusations. 0:07:35.109 --> 0:07:39.669 There were just so absolutely valid. There was yelling. Yeah, 0:07:39.749 --> 0:07:42.669 Carlos was trying to say keep it down. And Anthony 0:07:42.669 --> 0:07:45.109 belly Bell, who was a staple of the day in 0:07:45.189 --> 0:07:47.429 mayal May, I say, he pops up a lot. Is 0:07:47.429 --> 0:07:50.109 he an accountant? Yeah he is? Yeah, yeah, And I 0:07:50.269 --> 0:07:53.069 just die off in wonder. How are things in the 0:07:53.069 --> 0:07:57.389 group chat? Yeah with Clarkey and Carlos. Yeah. No, so 0:07:57.509 --> 0:08:00.389 that happened and we're like, okay, this is writing itself. 0:08:00.669 --> 0:08:03.829 We wouldn't call that Hollywood though, would we no better 0:08:03.909 --> 0:08:07.949 than But before this podcast, I was thinking, I'm like, 0:08:07.989 --> 0:08:11.309 before this podcast started, were there even cursed press tours? 0:08:11.549 --> 0:08:14.509 I feel like the cursed press tours have only started 0:08:14.549 --> 0:08:16.669 so we could prosecute them in the cancel court room. 0:08:16.709 --> 0:08:20.349 But then I was like, wrong because a simple favor 0:08:20.429 --> 0:08:23.309 press tour with Blake Lively and Anna Kendrick, who seemed 0:08:23.309 --> 0:08:27.509 to have tension that actually predated the cancel court Yeah, 0:08:27.509 --> 0:08:32.109 but Madam Webb, Yeah, don't worry, Darling, it ends with 0:08:32.229 --> 0:08:36.429 us that wicked Yeah. Yeah, I will go to my 0:08:36.589 --> 0:08:40.549 grave believing that Chris pines bad on our style. I 0:08:40.629 --> 0:08:42.989 believe that I don't care what anyone says. No, it's 0:08:43.029 --> 0:08:57.949 my favorite drama. Weird moments that we uncovered Demi Levado 0:08:58.869 --> 0:09:02.909 in the docu series Unidentified with Demi Lovado, which I've 0:09:02.909 --> 0:09:04.869 not seen and refused to ever see. It's moments like this. 0:09:04.949 --> 0:09:07.909 I think this podcast is our cats, Like, I'm not 0:09:07.989 --> 0:09:10.709 sure that spending this amount of time doing what we've 0:09:10.749 --> 0:09:14.549 done was good for human No, no, no, for us. No. 0:09:14.869 --> 0:09:17.949 But there is a scene where Demi serenades a ghost. 0:09:18.629 --> 0:09:21.189 They're in an abandoned brothel. Do I remember what song 0:09:21.229 --> 0:09:23.229 it is? I do. It's in my head, but I 0:09:23.269 --> 0:09:26.469 can't sing it. Yeah. Yeah, Well, so all the detectives 0:09:26.509 --> 0:09:28.429 are like beat beat, beat, beat bait, and then they 0:09:28.469 --> 0:09:30.869 ask questions. They're like, did you suffer trauma? And it's 0:09:30.869 --> 0:09:33.509 like beat beet beep, and it's like, no, we haven't 0:09:33.589 --> 0:09:37.549 established the code for the beeping anyway. Demi decides the 0:09:37.589 --> 0:09:40.869 ghost name is Carmen. The ghost has been through trauma 0:09:40.949 --> 0:09:43.149 and the ghost would like her to sing. So what 0:09:43.309 --> 0:09:47.829 song does she sing in this documentary to a ghost? 0:09:48.069 --> 0:09:54.469 Sky scraper? Yeah, scraper and it's beautiful and we think again, 0:09:54.509 --> 0:09:56.789 I will go to my grave. The ghost liked it. 0:09:57.269 --> 0:10:02.669 The ghost did like it. My apprehension came from the 0:10:02.789 --> 0:10:05.949 claim no issue with there being a ghost, no issue 0:10:05.949 --> 0:10:09.269 with the technology to identify the ghost. My issue was 0:10:09.309 --> 0:10:11.429 with the claim that the most name was coming because 0:10:11.429 --> 0:10:16.189 I've never met Yeah, they're all named like Mary or Susan. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 0:10:16.269 --> 0:10:19.429 Carmen was just a very arbitrary. Yes. Things also got 0:10:19.429 --> 0:10:23.869 weird that she knows controversy. I cried she knows. So 0:10:24.109 --> 0:10:26.309 just a little bit of context on that. The Beyonce 0:10:26.789 --> 0:10:30.909 conspiracy theory about how she knows the song is actually 0:10:30.949 --> 0:10:34.909 about Sean Knowles. More you sing at the less, you 0:10:35.029 --> 0:10:38.709 might say, who's Sean Noles? And that's the question flash 0:10:39.229 --> 0:10:46.269 issue like I can't go back? Okay, kind of did 0:10:46.309 --> 0:10:49.509 make us crack. Will Smith slapped someone on live television 0:10:49.549 --> 0:10:51.949 and the Academy Awards to defend the honor of his wife. 0:10:52.029 --> 0:10:55.149 But then the family couldn't stop with the revelations until 0:10:55.229 --> 0:10:59.029 Jada Pinkett Smith's revelation too close to the sun and 0:10:59.069 --> 0:11:01.549 actually shed They weren't even married anymore, so it was 0:11:01.909 --> 0:11:05.029 clear unclear, and then she did stop. I think she 0:11:05.029 --> 0:11:08.709 listened to that episode I have I've overdone it the 0:11:08.749 --> 0:11:11.789 memes that like Jada vi it Smith reveals that she 0:11:11.949 --> 0:11:16.549 is too back. That was where we got culturally. Then 0:11:16.589 --> 0:11:19.629 the royals megan announcing a lot of stuff and not 0:11:19.749 --> 0:11:22.349 launching it. That was our prime kind of issue. We 0:11:22.909 --> 0:11:24.789 came back and we actually gave her a pat on 0:11:24.829 --> 0:11:28.189 the back when she did launch a few things. But now, honey, 0:11:28.189 --> 0:11:33.229 we're back with our fatal floor with American Orchid Riviera, 0:11:33.709 --> 0:11:41.629 Orchid Orchid Riviera. When on Tocito, where we'll ask again 0:11:41.669 --> 0:11:48.189 and again, where's the jam, where is the gem? Where? Yes, yes, well, 0:11:48.229 --> 0:11:52.189 we can't talk she no, well, at least we make 0:11:52.269 --> 0:11:55.149 this show. We made a lot of promises. Yeah, sure, God, 0:11:55.229 --> 0:11:57.989 we to do a whole episode on cats. We never 0:11:57.789 --> 0:12:01.949 every week we're like, we'll put the receipts on Instagram. 0:12:02.629 --> 0:12:04.669 And then it became part of our brands that we 0:12:04.709 --> 0:12:07.309 didn't that we didn't know. We let people down routinely, 0:12:07.429 --> 0:12:12.189 and we're even quite recently. A listener from Texas sent 0:12:12.269 --> 0:12:16.109 us a life size guard out of him and I 0:12:16.189 --> 0:12:19.469 opened it. I had a good chuckle. Yeah, I haven't 0:12:19.509 --> 0:12:22.949 told you this. The office manager here is like, hi, Jesse, 0:12:23.589 --> 0:12:27.629 just wondering. Still the life size guard out of the text, 0:12:27.949 --> 0:12:30.269 and I can't part with him. Every time I see it, 0:12:30.269 --> 0:12:33.509 I feel to leave it. No, I'll need that. Yeah, 0:12:33.629 --> 0:12:36.229 I'll need that. That's part of my workplace possessions. It's 0:12:36.309 --> 0:12:38.669 very Megan Michael, because I have no plan I want 0:12:38.709 --> 0:12:42.269 to do no Also with the Royals, Harry sharing family 0:12:42.309 --> 0:12:45.549 secrets about Willie that was made for this podcast, Charles 0:12:45.549 --> 0:12:48.829 being an artist and also wanting to be Camilla's tampon. Yep, 0:12:49.069 --> 0:12:52.549 that was lovely and he got very bloody thing, angry 0:12:52.829 --> 0:12:56.669 bloody thing and his fingers were all swollen. Great timing. 0:12:56.709 --> 0:13:00.069 With Trump in the We've got a second term. Yeah, 0:13:00.149 --> 0:13:02.829 and we got to explore the real issues, such as 0:13:02.829 --> 0:13:06.549 he drinks too many diet cokes a day and he 0:13:06.629 --> 0:13:09.469 believes that exercise isn't good for you because it will 0:13:09.509 --> 0:13:12.029 exhaust you and you've got a finite amount of energy. 0:13:12.229 --> 0:13:15.229 It's like a battery. Yeah. And the diet coke thing, 0:13:15.269 --> 0:13:17.589 I mean, we've seen a resurgence in have you seen 0:13:17.589 --> 0:13:20.509 this apparently soft drinks back in there's a whole article 0:13:20.549 --> 0:13:22.989 in the cut about it, like diet co Wait did 0:13:22.989 --> 0:13:26.029 they ever go out? Yeah? Oh wow? But now because 0:13:26.229 --> 0:13:29.429 Trump has his diet coke button, apparently Elon Musk loves 0:13:29.549 --> 0:13:33.829 a chilled Oh wow, you and me both, Alon. Yeah, 0:13:33.949 --> 0:13:36.669 but we know that twelve isn't good on the Stummach fining. 0:13:36.989 --> 0:13:40.509 I can't be, it can't be you know what's in it, 0:13:41.349 --> 0:13:44.989 which we can say now that we don't need any 0:13:44.989 --> 0:13:48.069 sponsorship from a soft drink brand you don't know what's 0:13:48.109 --> 0:13:50.269 in it. That was actually one of my feuds in 0:13:50.309 --> 0:13:53.509 my list of two. The first one was Pepsi Max, 0:13:53.869 --> 0:13:55.989 diet coke and Coke Era. I'm burned it to the 0:13:55.989 --> 0:13:59.269 ground because I'm going we asked you to sponsor us. Yeah, 0:13:59.589 --> 0:14:04.549 we had you front and center videos to the absolute 0:14:05.189 --> 0:14:08.549 fury of the podcast team. That's a drink in the studio, 0:14:08.669 --> 0:14:11.629 especially not sticky ones. When I was pregnant, I ate 0:14:12.309 --> 0:14:14.389 during records, Yeah, because they're like, you're gonna spill your 0:14:14.389 --> 0:14:17.509 sticky drink on the mic, and the second you say no, 0:14:17.589 --> 0:14:21.149 I won't, Well that's what you do. Yeah. Yeah, are 0:14:21.189 --> 0:14:24.549 the weird times that things got weird. David Beckham propaganda 0:14:24.589 --> 0:14:29.229 documentary I Have, which revealed crimes such as moving countries 0:14:29.269 --> 0:14:32.229 too often and sometimes not trying even when people were 0:14:32.269 --> 0:14:34.309 paying him lots of money on the condition that he 0:14:34.469 --> 0:14:35.349 promised to trot. 0:14:35.829 --> 0:14:45.869 Yeah, that's what a contract says. 0:14:46.189 --> 0:14:49.309 I don't have funds to go to the work to play. 0:14:50.269 --> 0:14:55.429 Speaking of Victoria Beckham, Nicola Pelts Beckham, Brookie and photo 0:14:55.549 --> 0:14:59.029 album and trying to be a chef Brooklyn Beckham, No, 0:14:59.149 --> 0:15:02.109 I actually like I have a really soft spot in 0:15:02.149 --> 0:15:05.189 my soul for Brooklyn because you know what he's trying. 0:15:05.549 --> 0:15:11.349 I feel as though Brooklyn Beckham is the soul of Camp. Yes, 0:15:11.749 --> 0:15:16.909 if we had a mascot, it'd be Brookie and Mariah 0:15:16.949 --> 0:15:19.789 Carey on that stage on New Year's e yeah, saying 0:15:19.949 --> 0:15:21.749 you guys get to be on holidays, why don't I 0:15:21.749 --> 0:15:23.949 can be on holidays because you're being paid a lot 0:15:23.949 --> 0:15:27.389 of money, Babe to perform. But then sometimes the news 0:15:27.389 --> 0:15:30.069 cycle was too much and we were like, ugh remember 0:15:30.069 --> 0:15:34.149 seventh Then yeah, when Matt and Mary practiced kissing on 0:15:34.189 --> 0:15:36.709 each other and later Matt took a slight to prompt 0:15:37.229 --> 0:15:40.789 was controversial also because yeah, we realized that it was 0:15:40.869 --> 0:15:45.509 just the Bible reimagined. Yeah. Also Titanic, which we essentially 0:15:45.509 --> 0:15:47.709 said was just a master no notes, and it's like 0:15:47.749 --> 0:15:50.669 that doesn't fit in the scope of canceled. But that 0:15:50.869 --> 0:15:54.509 was definitely a low week. Yeah. Yeah, Yeah. It's like 0:15:54.509 --> 0:15:57.869 when you have a puzzle and like there's one piece layer, 0:15:58.389 --> 0:16:01.029 loss of piece, so you just go and like fit 0:16:01.069 --> 0:16:04.949 the coffee table into your puzzle. It doesn't doesn't wear, yeah, 0:16:04.989 --> 0:16:07.869 but you want to finish it. Yea. So Birth that 0:16:08.069 --> 0:16:10.749 was one thing that didn't again, didn't fit the scope, 0:16:11.229 --> 0:16:14.349 but we thought, hey, this is where we're at, and 0:16:14.349 --> 0:16:16.829 that was probably a line that I did cross when 0:16:16.829 --> 0:16:20.989 I recorded you cheering Charlie birth. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. 0:16:21.029 --> 0:16:22.709 We actually had a lot of reviews saying this is 0:16:22.749 --> 0:16:25.069 cruel yeah, And it's like, is it cruel if I 0:16:25.109 --> 0:16:27.349 don't find it cruel? And you might say, was I 0:16:27.429 --> 0:16:30.709 in the headspace? No, if I found it cruel. And 0:16:30.749 --> 0:16:33.629 the thing about that is I'm detached from my emotions, 0:16:34.269 --> 0:16:37.549 so it's absolutely fine. I also have as a note, 0:16:37.589 --> 0:16:40.949 remember when Joe Jonas said hi to my elderly dog. Yeah, 0:16:40.989 --> 0:16:44.429 and then over the summer, yeah, Hugh Jackman said, how 0:16:44.469 --> 0:16:48.069 lady baby? Yeah? Yeah, So we did a canceled episode 0:16:48.109 --> 0:16:51.189 on Joe Jonas, and honestly, a big redeeming factor was 0:16:51.789 --> 0:16:54.509 that I had been walking my No, I was not, 0:16:54.629 --> 0:16:57.989 my partner was walking our dog, who's not a handsome 0:16:57.989 --> 0:17:01.029 man anymore. No, he has visible tumors. Yeah, yeah, but 0:17:01.149 --> 0:17:03.669 he's living his best life. And Joe Jonas did stop 0:17:03.709 --> 0:17:06.189 and say hi, and that was a really lovely moment. 0:17:06.829 --> 0:17:09.349 Look there all the moments things got weird, But things 0:17:09.389 --> 0:17:12.789 have gotten really weird now because is there a feud? 0:17:13.109 --> 0:17:17.149 Is there a few? Look? This show is what industry 0:17:17.189 --> 0:17:21.229 insiders call a behemoth. No one, not once has referred 0:17:21.229 --> 0:17:23.869 to it as that until me right now, nearly nine 0:17:23.909 --> 0:17:27.669 million downloads, that's true. I looked it up. Two hundred episodes. 0:17:27.869 --> 0:17:30.469 Do we do any of the logistics. No, no, no, 0:17:30.549 --> 0:17:32.349 I just turn up to the studio. I don't think 0:17:32.349 --> 0:17:33.949 it's any of those things because we never got around 0:17:33.989 --> 0:17:37.429 to merch we never got around to trademarking anything anything 0:17:37.469 --> 0:17:40.509 like that. No. Look, this is a pressure cooker. Yes, 0:17:41.429 --> 0:17:44.549 like it ends with us am I justin Baldoni. I 0:17:44.789 --> 0:17:49.309 you Blake Lively is their beef, Claire. I thought that 0:17:49.389 --> 0:17:51.869 what I'd like you to do is read out your 0:17:51.869 --> 0:17:57.229 official Instagram statement about why you're leaving. There's a hint. 0:17:57.469 --> 0:18:01.549 There's a hint. So what would you say to your 0:18:01.669 --> 0:18:06.349 what thirty k followers? Okay, thirty k is mean how 0:18:06.349 --> 0:18:11.669 many forty six? You knew? So rude? Okay. I will 0:18:11.789 --> 0:18:14.069 just say that I was going to read this statement 0:18:14.269 --> 0:18:17.949 in the section of this show called accusations of Laziness, 0:18:18.269 --> 0:18:21.549 and now we're doubling up. Yeah, the accusations of laziness 0:18:21.749 --> 0:18:26.709 gonna be slightly shorter. Okay, okay. So the thing about 0:18:26.869 --> 0:18:29.789 my statement, yeah, did you get a writer or did 0:18:29.789 --> 0:18:31.389 you write it? Is that I got a I write 0:18:31.389 --> 0:18:32.949 it because I didn't want to write. All right, cool, 0:18:33.429 --> 0:18:38.109 So I'm leaving my Maya and by extension, the podcast 0:18:38.149 --> 0:18:40.789 that I do at mum Maya. And if I were 0:18:40.829 --> 0:18:42.549 the type of person to do such a thing, I 0:18:42.589 --> 0:18:46.669 would post a notes app announcement of why I'm leaving, Yeah, 0:18:46.749 --> 0:18:49.629 and it would be sufficiently vague. Yeah, and it would 0:18:49.629 --> 0:18:52.309 be like, I can't tell you what's coming next, but 0:18:52.829 --> 0:18:56.189 stay tuned. But I'm too lazy, Okay, So I got 0:18:56.189 --> 0:18:58.349 Ai to do it for me. All right, Right, she's 0:18:58.349 --> 0:19:00.709 a lazy girl, So you need to know the prompt 0:19:01.029 --> 0:19:04.829 I said, write an announcement that I'm leaving a very successful, 0:19:04.909 --> 0:19:08.949 popular podcast after four years. I rounded it up. Okay, Hey, 0:19:08.989 --> 0:19:12.109 everyone to four incredible years. It's time for me to 0:19:12.149 --> 0:19:15.029 share that I'll be stepping away from podcast Name. Okay. 0:19:16.109 --> 0:19:18.629 This has been one of the most rewarding and fulfilling 0:19:18.669 --> 0:19:21.429 experiences of my life, and I'll forever be grateful for 0:19:21.509 --> 0:19:24.709 all the laughs, insights, and connections that have come from 0:19:24.789 --> 0:19:27.069 being a part of this amazing community. I think that 0:19:27.309 --> 0:19:29.789 if I was Ai, Yeah, I'd throw in it. It's 0:19:29.829 --> 0:19:34.069 time for me to hang up my insert my headphones. Yeah. 0:19:34.669 --> 0:19:37.469 When I first joined podcast Name, I could never have 0:19:37.509 --> 0:19:43.029 imagined the impact to it. We've created something truly special 0:19:43.069 --> 0:19:45.829 together and I'm so proud of everything we've accomplished as 0:19:45.869 --> 0:19:49.829 a team. But sometimes a team growth means I don't know, 0:19:50.189 --> 0:19:54.069 it doesn't understand where podcast is, but sometimes growth means 0:19:54.069 --> 0:19:57.629 embracing new challenges and opportunities. That's what I'm doing now. 0:19:58.229 --> 0:20:01.429 I want to thank co hosts for being by my side, 0:20:01.549 --> 0:20:05.269 every sech our, incredible listeners for their unwavering support, and 0:20:05.309 --> 0:20:07.349 everyone behind the scenes who made this journey possible. The 0:20:07.429 --> 0:20:11.949 call producers, I have some respect. Well, this is goodbye 0:20:12.029 --> 0:20:14.429 in terms of the podcast. It's not goodbye for good. 0:20:14.749 --> 0:20:17.429 I'll still be around and I look forward to whatever's next. 0:20:17.549 --> 0:20:19.589 Both for me to say, I just say, you're not dead. 0:20:19.789 --> 0:20:23.389 Ad for podcast name. I'm excited to see where this 0:20:23.509 --> 0:20:27.509 Joenny takes us all. Thank you again for everything. This 0:20:27.549 --> 0:20:29.389 isn't the end, It's just the beginning of a new 0:20:29.469 --> 0:20:32.589 chapter up. But I was like insuffusion, so I said, 0:20:32.629 --> 0:20:35.789 add more drama and intrigue. It's spout out just some 0:20:36.149 --> 0:20:39.989 here are some additional things. And this is also my statement. 0:20:40.069 --> 0:20:44.229 All right, sometimes life throws you a curveball, and you 0:20:44.309 --> 0:20:46.389 have to trust your gut when it tells you it's 0:20:46.429 --> 0:20:50.109 time to move in a new direction. What's the curveball? 0:20:50.909 --> 0:20:54.549 What's a curveball. I'm just saying there's a curve. So 0:20:54.589 --> 0:20:56.789 what's next for me? Well, I can't tell you everything 0:20:56.909 --> 0:21:00.109 just yet. Let's just say the future is looking pretty exciting. 0:21:00.629 --> 0:21:06.149 What a whanger? Okay, wait, wait wait wait, I have 0:21:06.269 --> 0:21:09.949 a weird competitiveness, and in fact my feud is with Ai. 0:21:10.269 --> 0:21:13.149 Mm hmm, so I wrote my own Oh wait, can 0:21:13.229 --> 0:21:17.469 I just say I did think that there was something missing? Okay, 0:21:17.589 --> 0:21:20.509 so I said, adds alling snarky about Jesse, and then 0:21:20.549 --> 0:21:22.629 it was two lights, so I said, more snark about Jesse. 0:21:22.789 --> 0:21:28.509 Make it seem like out Okay. As for Jesse dot 0:21:28.549 --> 0:21:32.029 dot dot Oh, Jesse, it's interesting it knew you were 0:21:32.069 --> 0:21:34.909 my co host, the one co host who somehow managed 0:21:34.909 --> 0:21:39.509 to survive this long without getting fired or replaced. We've 0:21:39.509 --> 0:21:42.749 had our moments, haven't we. From passive aggressive banter to 0:21:42.869 --> 0:21:45.989 straight up feuds. It's been a ride. I mean sure, 0:21:46.229 --> 0:21:49.629 we had our differences, like when you somehow think you 0:21:49.669 --> 0:21:52.909 can take over the show just because you're louder than me, 0:21:53.469 --> 0:21:57.229 But hey, credit, where credits do you? You're still standing 0:21:57.389 --> 0:22:00.709 and I guess I should be thankful for that. In 0:22:00.749 --> 0:22:04.229 all seriousness, Jesse, you know I'll miss you. We've clashed, 0:22:04.469 --> 0:22:07.949 we've laughed, we've survived each other's questionable decisions on air, 0:22:08.429 --> 0:22:11.669 but hey, at least you've still got them right. Question? 0:22:12.589 --> 0:22:15.509 Am I doing? Canceled on my own? Now? I just 0:22:15.549 --> 0:22:18.349 remember the day you finally decide to fire me. I'll 0:22:18.349 --> 0:22:20.629 be out there living my best life, leaving you with 0:22:20.669 --> 0:22:22.989 the mess. Like I don't get it? Am I? How 0:22:22.989 --> 0:22:25.869 can I if I'm not here anyone? This is in 0:22:25.949 --> 0:22:32.429 the end when you were quitting. I'll be back, bigger, better, 0:22:31.509 --> 0:22:37.629 and Jesse, this is Jesse. Good luck without me. You're 0:22:37.669 --> 0:22:42.029 gonna eat it with love and a whole lot of SaaS. Okay, 0:22:44.869 --> 0:22:50.109 is modifying so embarrassing? Okay, I wrote a statement to 0:22:50.149 --> 0:22:53.589 put on Instagram, but me to put on for me. 0:22:53.709 --> 0:22:56.469 You okay, you do yours, and then I'll like, actually 0:22:56.549 --> 0:22:58.829 get because it's going to be on a black tile 0:22:58.909 --> 0:23:02.589 with white text. No, it's that feels more ominous. What 0:23:02.669 --> 0:23:10.869 I co partners co hosts co eggs? Did you totally right? Wow? 0:23:12.149 --> 0:23:17.389 I first met Claire in Dad's test and from there 0:23:17.469 --> 0:23:21.789 I knew one day we'd make a podcast and see, 0:23:21.829 --> 0:23:29.749 it's got typos because I wrote it interesting, it's missing 0:23:29.829 --> 0:23:33.949 and connecting. Yet we'd make a podcast about interesting yet 0:23:33.989 --> 0:23:38.749 ultimately and consequential celebrity misdemeanors. I have no regrets about 0:23:38.749 --> 0:23:41.749 our time together, where we built a family, a community 0:23:42.389 --> 0:23:44.709 to our lazy girls, because that's what you've got to do. Yeah, 0:23:45.309 --> 0:23:48.829 you are still our number one priority. Yes, even though 0:23:48.909 --> 0:23:51.789 our paths might be diverging, it is still a road 0:23:51.789 --> 0:23:55.189