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Speaker 2: Mescal like me, and we're going to give you a
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Speaker 2: with a big episode they did on Paul Meschal this week.
Speaker 2: The Cancel Courtroom is pretty much like the coliseum on Gladiator,
Speaker 2: except instead of lions and rhinos, they look at Paul's
Speaker 2: saddest and sexiest moments, so pretty much the same thing.
Speaker 1: Enjoy, Hello, and welcome to Cancel, the Lady Girl's Guide
Speaker 1: Bizarre Celebrity Cancelations. I'm Claire Stevens and I'm joined by
Speaker 1: Jesse Stevens. You are about to enter the canceled courtroom.
Speaker 1: The defendants are celebrities, the charges are petty, the rulings
Speaker 1: are final, and on today's episode we're talking about Paul Methkal.
Speaker 3: Rome has taken everything from me, but I will have
Speaker 3: my vengeance.
Speaker 1: You're always playing such sad, sad characters, but they're also
Speaker 1: they're quite like.
Speaker 2: Sexy, sad sexy sexy specific genre.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like you're really owning the sexy sad genre.
Speaker 3: I like to manipulate the tears out of people with sexiness.
Speaker 3: Is that a big burden to have on your on
Speaker 3: your shoulders, you know, sad and sexy?
Speaker 1: Yeah, a big way to carry.
Speaker 3: No, it's a privilege. I love currically thinking I could
Speaker 3: have a different life put it. Having a bit of
Speaker 3: a background and in Gaelic football.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: I think the greatest feeling that any human ever ever
Speaker 3: gets to experience, and to get to play that, like,
Speaker 3: I'll consciously have to be pulled away from that in
Speaker 3: my career, I know, because.
Speaker 1: I love it. He's the start of Gladiator two, which
Speaker 1: comes out very very soon. He's recently been in Australia
Speaker 1: for the premiere and there are many people, including me
Speaker 1: who I'm madly in love with him. However, he is
Speaker 1: not without silly, ridiculous controversy. Now Live James, who works
Speaker 1: in our social team, recently went broke her shoulder. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll get to it. She recently went to the Gladiator
Speaker 1: two premiere. Yeah, and she interviewed Paul. And I'm a journalist,
Speaker 1: That's what I am. They call me a spotlight journalist.
Speaker 1: They do like the movie Spotlight. Yep, I'm just like that.
Speaker 1: So what I did I sent Live a message. I
Speaker 1: didn't even approach her in person to center a message
Speaker 1: and said, Hi, Live, what up? I said, you break
Speaker 1: your shoulder? No? I said, what's the vibe? So you
Speaker 1: asked her? You straight up went no, pussy footing No,
Speaker 1: And I said, you met him? Go on, I thumbed up,
Speaker 1: thumbs down. Give it to me, straight unfiltered vibe on
Speaker 1: what Paul Mescal was actually like at the premiere. What
Speaker 1: she say? And she doesn't lie, And I've got no
Speaker 1: reason to light at us. And she has a good
Speaker 1: vibe detector. She does And this is what she said.
Speaker 1: Oh are you actually gonna quote us straight? Yeah? Wow? Okay,
Speaker 1: I spent exactly forty two seconds talking to him, and
Speaker 1: the vibe I got was I'm a regular guy who
Speaker 1: also knows I'm the shit, but I'm also cool because
Speaker 1: I still get a bit shy about it. He was
Speaker 1: so hot in person. Yeah, I get that sense. Not
Speaker 1: as tall as you'd think, but definitely not short. He
Speaker 1: asked how I was twice because we both asked at
Speaker 1: the same time, and he answered but still asked again.
Speaker 1: Its hot, That is hot, loved a cheeky smirk and
Speaker 1: eye contact. The eye contact wasn't constant, but when he did,
Speaker 1: it felt like he was actually locked in and really
Speaker 1: listening and brackets hot. I want to vomit because the
Speaker 1: first word that came to mind was enigma. Ha ha
Speaker 1: ha ha ha. The eye contact was so good I
Speaker 1: was convinced he kind of liked me too, and had
Speaker 1: to look away because he didn't want it to be
Speaker 1: obvious literal insanity. And I said, live live the extent
Speaker 1: to which I understand and all relate. Liv thinks there
Speaker 1: was chemistry. Who are any of us to say there
Speaker 1: was that? She was there, Jesse, tell me about the
Speaker 1: broken shoulder. Do you know about the dissiccated shoulder? I've
Speaker 1: seen as a video of live stacking. Okay, she went
Speaker 1: to the Gladiator premiere. Yeah, she interviews her new boyfriend Paul,
Speaker 1: have a great little chat and then she's like, I've
Speaker 1: got to go and do the intro to just like
Speaker 1: intro it, and I don't know. She falls over and
Speaker 1: page dissipates her shoulderings up in hospital. She's got a
Speaker 1: sling that would have been so cool if she had
Speaker 1: it when she met Paul though, because I reckon he'd
Speaker 1: have asked about it because he'd be like, I also
Speaker 1: get injured from being gladiator. Yeah yeah, okay, Well anyway,
Speaker 1: I just thought i'd enter that into the courtroom for
Speaker 1: vibe purposes, I reckon, for clickbait purposes. She should write
Speaker 1: the article Paul Mescal dislocated my shoulder. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: how a night out with Paul Mescal dislocated my shoulder.
Speaker 1: I had a night with poor Mescal. You can date's
Speaker 1: not lying. She's not lying now, Jesse, Paul Colm is it?
Speaker 1: Colml Yeah? Colm, Paul calm my cool Mescal. Where about
Speaker 1: Snylan kill Kenny? I killed Kenny? So he's a real
Speaker 1: Irish Yeah, no, very real Irish. His dad was a
Speaker 1: teacher and his mum was a police woman. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah he's real. He's real man Manouth, yeah, man County,
Speaker 1: killed air and his mother was a garter. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: his father was a school sorry killed are killed air.
Speaker 1: His mother's name is dear blah so Irish, so that's
Speaker 1: probably not how you pronounce it. So Irish listeners are
Speaker 1: going to be very upset. And I'm sorry I said
Speaker 1: kil Kenny. That's finely, not a place it's killed. I'm
Speaker 1: just stuck. Don't need to be Irish now, Jesse. He
Speaker 1: is six years younger than us.
Speaker 4: Fuck.
Speaker 1: And when we were in Ireland and we stayed in Shrocock,
Speaker 1: you know who wouldn't know where Sharecock is because everyone
Speaker 1: in Ireland were like, yeah, we're staying in Shricock and
Speaker 1: they were like, no one's heard. Where are the fuck Shricock.
Speaker 1: It's in the bloody middle of Ireland. We did. We
Speaker 1: stayed there because there was a nice house fold cheap anyway. Anyway,
Speaker 1: he's not a massy it's fine. He studied at the
Speaker 1: Lear Academy at Trinity College and he graduated in twenty
Speaker 1: seventeen and he had an agent before graduation. This is
Speaker 1: important because he did some theater. He got offered like
Speaker 1: two plays at once. He's a real actor. He's an actor,
Speaker 1: and we've always said that we believe that theater are
Speaker 1: real actors. Because I got to remember your lie very true.
Speaker 1: He played Jay Gatsby m sexy. Oh okay, a remake.
Speaker 1: We need a remake with Paul starring Paul Great Great
Speaker 1: by twenty nineteen, So just keep in mind he graduated
Speaker 1: in twenty seventeen. By twenty nineteen he was cast in
Speaker 1: Normal People, and man met his moment because I needed
Speaker 1: a little Irish boy, a little Irish boy. He was like, here,
Speaker 1: I am thick tyes. She said, thick Byes. Yeah, we'll
Speaker 1: get to his thick thies. Do you remember his chain?
Speaker 1: I made Luca wear a chain forlack a week. It
Speaker 1: was it actually got really icky. But yeah, he didn't
Speaker 1: look like Paul. No, it wasn't the same. Normal People
Speaker 1: was the mini series based on Sally Rooney's best selling novel,
Speaker 1: and his starred opposite Daisy Edgar Jones. It was gone,
Speaker 1: exy Cornell, I've got it was so sexy. The chain.
Speaker 1: He's five, I don't remember. He's fine so much. You
Speaker 1: will he was absolutely perfect. Normal people were raised In
Speaker 1: twenty twenty Peak Pandemic and he won a BAFT and
Speaker 1: he was nominated for an Emmy. He then had a
Speaker 1: role in The Lost Daughter, which was directed by Maggie
Speaker 1: Gyllenhorn and starred Olivia Coleman. I've had great things. I
Speaker 1: haven't watched. You go watched that. I don't think so
Speaker 1: Olivia Coleman. She's got like two daughters. And Dakota Johnson's
Speaker 1: in it. Oh wait, now I have watched the does
Speaker 1: he play? He's just the little boy. He's just like
Speaker 1: the little British but he might have an Irish aclent
Speaker 1: in it, and he's like a little man who works
Speaker 1: their hangs out with Olivia Coleman for like a day,
Speaker 1: but he's just kind of I remember that there. Yeah, yep,
Speaker 1: he was lovely in that. Then in twenty twenty two,
Speaker 1: he starred in God's Creatures and After Son. I haven't
Speaker 1: seen either, but they have both had excellent reviews and
Speaker 1: I will be watching them in my own color then privately.
Speaker 1: And then he starred in All of Us Strangers opposite
Speaker 1: Andrew Scott aka the Hot Priest and Jesse. You've seen
Speaker 1: the movie. What did you think very I watched on airplane?
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, fucked me up. I didn't make you bad.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's like it is so bleak. Oh but hot, Okay,
Speaker 1: it's hot. Is he sexy? Yeah? Because it's him? Would
Speaker 1: you say the other one and Andrew Scott they're in
Speaker 1: a relationship, so it's hard. Yeah, and poor med School's
Speaker 1: really hot yeah, and together they're quite It's just like
Speaker 1: it's just really hot. Have you seen all the videos
Speaker 1: that they did together for the promo for that movie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they were so cute. They were because they were both Irish,
Speaker 1: like it was a whole thing. Yeah, but really moving
Speaker 1: in credit, like you need to say it. It's very
Speaker 1: very moving, but it's very sad. I will I watched
Speaker 1: it in my own time. That's a side note. He
Speaker 1: was a very very talented Gaelic football player. Of course
Speaker 1: he was. I can say that and that you do
Speaker 1: need a strong quad and that athleticism is probably what
Speaker 1: helped him secure the role in Gladiated to because when
Speaker 1: he had a zoom call with Ridley Scott, who saw
Speaker 1: him in Normal People, Ridley did ask him about the
Speaker 1: Gaelic football. Now, my structure for today is as follows.
Speaker 1: What happened with Phoebe Bridges yep, running away from dates
Speaker 1: in parks, chicken shop date memes and Graham Norton and
Speaker 1: giving people the ick Jesse, what happened with Phoebe Bridges?
Speaker 1: I need her contextualized because everyone just talks about Phoebe
Speaker 1: Bridges as if I know who. Here's the thing that's
Speaker 1: really important, Jesse, I need you to understand this. We
Speaker 1: are not cool enough. She is an indie singer songwriter.
Speaker 1: I've gone through and searched her music. I happened to
Speaker 1: any of that? Okay, because his Phoebe Bridge is not
Speaker 1: currently dating Bo Burnham. Yeah, that's what we're gonna get to, Jess. Fuck.
Speaker 1: Phoebe Bridges had a good run. She's had a great run.
Speaker 1: She likes dating the internet's boyfriends. Wow, I wish I
Speaker 1: was her. Yeah, Oh my goodness. She was born in
Speaker 1: ninety four.
Speaker 4: Mmmm.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's thirty. She's beautiful. Okay. Cool. So on the
Speaker 1: twelfth of May twenty twenty, indie singer songwriter Phoebe Bridges
Speaker 1: had just finished watching Normal People and, like the rest
Speaker 1: of us, message Paul Mesical on Instagram. No. She posted
Speaker 1: about it. She tweeted, finished watching normal people and now
Speaker 1: I'm sad and horny. I'll wait. Turns out Paul mescal
Speaker 1: Is slush War was a big Phoebe Bridges fan, so
Speaker 1: he tweeted back, I'm officially dead, and she replied back, no,
Speaker 1: don't die. You're so talented hah. By this point, as
Speaker 1: I get a room, yeah, I don't like watching other
Speaker 1: people's letting. I find it uncomfortab. Yeah. On the twenty
Speaker 1: first of May, so that's nine days later, they did
Speaker 1: an Instagram Live together. Weird we did. Everyone did weird things.
Speaker 1: Everyone did weird things because we were like, it's a
Speaker 1: new era and it's like we're all, yeah, okay. Bridges
Speaker 1: interviewed Meschool for Wonderland Magazine, and I went back and
Speaker 1: watched some of this and actually had to turn it
Speaker 1: off because I forgot how painful Instagram Live is just
Speaker 1: some feedback for Instagram. I've never watched an Instagram line.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I accidentally no, sometimes I accidentally press one. And
Speaker 1: the worst thing is it, because no one watches Instagram lines.
Speaker 1: Comes up, you get a shout out yeah, and people
Speaker 1: just join you just joined up. My thumb slipped and
Speaker 1: now I'm on the live. I don't want to watch time.
Speaker 1: I think this is a pyramid scale you're looking for.
Speaker 1: My opinion, I like it. It's briefeet No, it's bad
Speaker 1: and genuinely what it is. You're watching two people on
Speaker 1: a zoom. You're watching two people. They've got technical issues.
Speaker 1: The video is just waiting for Paul to that's a
Speaker 1: direct quote, just waiting for Paul to jump. She's on
Speaker 1: and she's like, where is Paul? And I'm like, oh god.
Speaker 1: And then he joins and like he sounds a bit
Speaker 1: not quite right, and he's like, this is my pop
Speaker 1: plan and it's like, oh god, this is terrible. And
Speaker 1: once I had to do on Instagram live and I
Speaker 1: just kept thinking, I hope no one's seen, but the
Speaker 1: problems people get notified, and you're like, I just want
Speaker 1: to cut off. Don't look at me, don't look at me.
Speaker 1: I've been asked to do these for professional reasons. It's
Speaker 1: like none of the human lands no, because there's there's
Speaker 1: a delay. Yeah, and I don't want to die. But
Speaker 1: it was a bit like watching your first day. At
Speaker 1: one point, Paul told Phoebe, I think it's well documented
Speaker 1: that I love your music and she said, well that
Speaker 1: makes me blush. Mm okay, so it's like again, get
Speaker 1: a room. There's a rumor they stayed online after the
Speaker 1: chat and had drinks together, but I was like, no,
Speaker 1: you've got to hang up from the yeagram live like
Speaker 1: and then it's weird, you know, when you're like coming
Speaker 1: to the end of remember zooms used to the time out? Yeah,
Speaker 1: are you sending another link? Yeah, being like join this?
Speaker 1: Oh god, I hated zoom drinks anyway. A few weeks later,
Speaker 1: in an interview, Bridges referred to Mescal as the cute
Speaker 1: boy from the show and said she got a little
Speaker 1: pitapatter in my heart when she saw he'd followed her
Speaker 1: on Instagram in July, so she'd only done the bloody
Speaker 1: tweet you may in July she flies to Ireland to
Speaker 1: see him, and a little cafe posted about how they'd
Speaker 1: come in for breakfast. In November, he talked about his
Speaker 1: girlfriend in an interview. In December twenty twenty, he appeared
Speaker 1: in the music video for her song Save You Complex
Speaker 1: alongside Phoebe Waller Bridge. Oh yeah, I remember that. About
Speaker 1: a year later, they made their red carpet debut, and
Speaker 1: then they were posting cute photo together on Instagram. It
Speaker 1: was very very clear that they were together, and there
Speaker 1: were rumors that they were engaged because at the met
Speaker 1: gala in May twenty twenty two, Paul was wearing a
Speaker 1: ring on his engagement finger, and people thought maybe she
Speaker 1: proposed and he said yes, and there he just didn't know.
Speaker 1: It was also awkward because there are a few examples
Speaker 1: of interviews with one of them, the journalists writing in
Speaker 1: the copy for the interview that they were engaged. So
Speaker 1: it wasn't a direct quote song like Paul, but it
Speaker 1: was in the context of a published interview, So you're like,
Speaker 1: surely his team signed off on that, but then it
Speaker 1: would be amended later and so you engaged? Are you
Speaker 1: not engaged? Then in December there was controversy the foot
Speaker 1: Bridges collaborated with Scissor for a song Ghost in the Machine.
Speaker 1: You know, I've been calling Hazzar anyway, who Sissa?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Do I know the song? I don't think that you know? Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: it's not for you, Okay. So Phoebe Bridges is with
Speaker 1: does the song with Scissor okay? And she sings about
Speaker 1: screaming at another person and ending up alone in an
Speaker 1: airport bar or hotel lobby. The timeline of how quickly
Speaker 1: the song came together also appeared to kind of further
Speaker 1: point to the real time nature of the breakup, Like
Speaker 1: she talked about how her and Sissor had just collaborated
Speaker 1: and released this really quickly, all right, and so it's
Speaker 1: like just interesting that you know you're talking about it
Speaker 1: feels urgent, feels urgent. Yeah, then can I just say,
Speaker 1: you know, it just pops up? Is Matti fucking Eely?
Speaker 1: Matt Healy? He was just at the Gladiator premiere or
Speaker 1: is it the Wicked premiere? I don't know, is it
Speaker 1: one of them? It's probably at all of them. But
Speaker 1: he just turns up and he was why is he here?
Speaker 1: Though he was in Australia, Jesse, he was just in
Speaker 1: a lobby getting selfies with people, and it's like, you
Speaker 1: are a famous person outside your cage. Yeah, why are
Speaker 1: you here? Mate? Okay? Did he pop up here? Yes?
Speaker 1: Because the nineteen seventy five front man Matt Healey posted
Speaker 1: a baffling photo on Instagram that showed him and Bridges kissing,
Speaker 1: with Bo Burnham standing behind them with his hands on
Speaker 1: both of their shoulders. I remember this because everyone's like,
Speaker 1: isn't Phoebe Bridges with Paul Mescal And isn't Bo Burnham
Speaker 1: with a woman he had been with for like a
Speaker 1: d a million years? I remember that, and also Matt heay,
Speaker 1: are you not with Taylor Fucking Sweat at some point
Speaker 1: you were? It really confused fans. Then Bridges was spotted
Speaker 1: at a show with Burnham in New York. She did
Speaker 1: chicken shop date with Amelia de Moldenburg and talked about heartbreak,
Speaker 1: and she continued being seen with Burnham in early twenty
Speaker 1: twenty three. While Mescal avoided any questions about their relationship.
Speaker 1: Then it was clear that Bridges was officially dating Burnham.
Speaker 1: It's funny. There's this video of Keith Urban and Nicole
Speaker 1: Kidman dancing at a concert and in the background you
Speaker 1: can see Bo Burnham and you're like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's Bo Burnham, And then you just see he's just
Speaker 1: hooking up with Febe Bridges. You're like, wild, wild, he's
Speaker 1: so tall. He's so tall. I bet that makes Paul
Speaker 1: Mescal feel insecure. We'll get to his height. Really yeah, yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I mean you heard what Live said. He's not that tall,
Speaker 1: but he's not that short. But he's not that tall. Now,
Speaker 1: there are rumors that Mescal and Bridges secretly got married
Speaker 1: right before they broke up. This is according to the
Speaker 1: dou Nois podcast. Wouldn't we see that in the paperwork?
Speaker 1: I don't know, is that public?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I thought it was. I don't know anyway on the
Speaker 1: podcast unless you get a like, what like an annullman
Speaker 1: or something. Well, on the podcast, they said, I can
Speaker 1: confirm that Paul is telling people that him and Phoebe
Speaker 1: were married in secret. This was an anonymous source. Not
Speaker 1: sure if they were actually married or not, but this
Speaker 1: is what he's saying. Someone I know went on a
Speaker 1: date with him where he told her he was over
Speaker 1: his ex and that a big reason was that they
Speaker 1: were married in secret not long before they broke up. Apparently,
Speaker 1: he also cries a lot about Bridges, which you will
Speaker 1: get to, okay, because weirdly, I had the vague impression
Speaker 1: that he did something naughty here. Yeah, I'm probably gonna
Speaker 1: need a few more details, but back to them about Yeah,
Speaker 1: it doesn't sound like he did anything noughty that we
Speaker 1: know of yet. Oh well. No. One of the rumors
Speaker 1: was at that met gala where he was wearing the
Speaker 1: ring and people thought that he might be engaged to
Speaker 1: Phoebe Bridges. There was a photo taking with Daisy ed
Speaker 1: Ga Jones and in the background there is poor mescul
Speaker 1: standing next to Phoebe Bridges but staring at Daisy. What
Speaker 1: do you make of this? Excuse me while I look
Speaker 1: at this. He's very a man posing for a photo,
Speaker 1: which is that he's weirdly smiling at the camera. No,
Speaker 1: you know what he is. He's when you're in a
Speaker 1: situation where people say, hey, I'm just gonna take candid photos,
Speaker 1: don't look at the camera because he's looking dead down
Speaker 1: the camera with a big smile on his face. Incredibly awkward.
Speaker 1: It's not very celebrity. It's just I hate it though,
Speaker 1: when those things get blown out of proportion, because it's like, God,
Speaker 1: we do weird shit when cameras are about yes. Correct, Hello,
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Speaker 1: in Parks. In late December twenty twenty three, a rumor
Speaker 1: began circulating about mescal One that really challenged his beautiful reputation.
Speaker 1: According to entirely unsubstantiated sources and a lot of this
Speaker 1: we're off on TikTok, he has a habit of sleeping
Speaker 1: with women he meets in pubs, and then the following
Speaker 1: morning he asked them to go for a walk with
Speaker 1: him in the park, and then he runs away. It's
Speaker 1: just he runs away, run right away. Why it's so unnecessary,
Speaker 1: there's no sense, it's too ish, it's so dumb, because
Speaker 1: it's like he's too famous to be running in public.
Speaker 1: He's too famous to be darting from someone else he's
Speaker 1: and even the running right like I've had a one
Speaker 1: night stand in the park, I'm walking alongside them, and
Speaker 1: let's say I don't want to be there anymore. I
Speaker 1: could just walk away. I don't reckon they're going to
Speaker 1: chase me. They might go, oh Jesse, and they might
Speaker 1: fall out, And if I just look back and give
Speaker 1: them a look, I think I'm right to just kind
Speaker 1: of be on my way. The reason why running away
Speaker 1: such power move is that it says I'm worried you're
Speaker 1: going to chase me, which puts you in a position
Speaker 1: of feeling clinging. And it's like, I'm not feeling clinging.
Speaker 1: I just want to know where you're going if we're
Speaker 1: currently in danger. Because if I was with someone and
Speaker 1: they started bolting in the other direction, I go, have
Speaker 1: I missed a cute? Yeah? Is there something for us
Speaker 1: to be afraid? Is there a sun army that I
Speaker 1: didn't see coming? Yeah? Yeah, Well, clips began circulating on
Speaker 1: TikTok of these blind items, claiming that he developed the
Speaker 1: habit while living in London. Yeah. One of the first
Speaker 1: to talk about the rumor was a woman called Aaron
Speaker 1: Mary Smith, and she said, Paul meschool basically goes around
Speaker 1: North London, and this is from lots of lots of
Speaker 1: them begging women for threesomes. And when he does actually
Speaker 1: get with a girl, he'll say to them, hey, want
Speaker 1: to go for a walk, and then in the middle
Speaker 1: of the chat he would just lay and just do
Speaker 1: a runner and laver in the park because even bolting,
Speaker 1: I don't know a lot about running. I'm not a runner.
Speaker 1: Going from a standstill to a speedy spriend, you'd want
Speaker 1: to stretch. Well, he's oh, you're going to pull a handstring. Well,
Speaker 1: the thing that adds credibility to this, he's a runner.
Speaker 1: He does run. Well, you know what if you're a
Speaker 1: runner and you do run, you know the importance of
Speaker 1: stretching and a warm up. You don't go from zero
Speaker 1: to one hundred. We know this because Dad does it
Speaker 1: every six months. Pulls a hammy, yeah, because he goes
Speaker 1: I'm going to go for a run. He puts on
Speaker 1: his sheer, runners, gets on the concrete and just bolts
Speaker 1: until he feels sick and he's hurt himself. And it's like,
Speaker 1: this is why we stretch only warm up. Good point.
Speaker 1: Aaron Mary Smith added that Mescal was also maybe hung
Speaker 1: up over his ex singer Phoebe Bridge. Well if Aaron
Speaker 1: mary Smith said it, because nothing says I'm hung up
Speaker 1: over my ex Feever Bridges like bolting away from a
Speaker 1: girl I asked for threesome from and then said, Hey,
Speaker 1: I might be one of the most famous people in
Speaker 1: the world, but you know what I'd like to do?
Speaker 1: Walk around the park, walk around and be papped publicly
Speaker 1: till a paparazzi's watching, then bolt. There's no way he
Speaker 1: could be bolting away from women regularly and not be
Speaker 1: photographed of video exactly. That's the biggest thing that makes
Speaker 1: me know this isn't true is that I'm like a
Speaker 1: paparazzi would love that. Is that Paul meschool with a girl?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he bolted? That's what's he running away from?
Speaker 1: Is he running away from a bee? Is he scared?
Speaker 1: What's happened? Why is he running so fast? My god?
Speaker 1: He's running away from that girl, that poor girl, and
Speaker 1: then zooming on his face. Aaron Mary Smith also said
Speaker 1: on top of this, he also liked to violently cry
Speaker 1: about Phoebe anytime he gets it's a bit pissed or
Speaker 1: shit faced. In the pub. Okay, well that's just normal.
Speaker 1: That's just normal. And you know what else it is private. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's like, don't mix fact and fiction because that's fat.
Speaker 1: That's even, that's fine. Yeah, but you've mixed it with
Speaker 1: a rumor about running running away from your one night
Speaker 1: stand after you've invited them to your home and you've
Speaker 1: said let's go and get some eggs and then running
Speaker 1: away on because you've the breakfast. Yeah, because what she
Speaker 1: to do? Where do you go? Do you stand there
Speaker 1: for a minute going will he come back? She's just
Speaker 1: going for a short jog around the park. Yeah, perhaps
Speaker 1: he's unwell, he needs a toilet, needs to vomit. The
Speaker 1: rumors quickly became part of Internet folklore, with multiple people
Speaker 1: jumping on to talk about Paul He's tiny running shorts
Speaker 1: and how he likes to run. He's tiny running shorts,
Speaker 1: by the way, they're apparently Gaelic football shorts. These shorts
Speaker 1: he's photographed wearing in public all the time, and they
Speaker 1: are tiny hot and they're really hot okay, and they've
Speaker 1: got no pockets. So he's also like, mate, is coldon
Speaker 1: island to have your legs out on? Oh no? Because
Speaker 1: he's in London, whereas all like, oh, but with these
Speaker 1: little shorts, apparently they don't have pockets. And so when
Speaker 1: he has like headphones, he's got a stuff from down
Speaker 1: his pants. Women like that, they say, oh to be
Speaker 1: he's headphones, ladies, kpet and your pants come stop? Can't panting?
Speaker 1: Stop it? Put your tongue in your mouth, stop it.
Speaker 1: This is why he's running now. Mescal does have a
Speaker 1: history of lying to get out of a bad date.
Speaker 1: In February twenty twenty three, he confessed to lying to
Speaker 1: a girl on a first date so he'd have a
Speaker 1: good excuse to leave. He said, we're walking along some
Speaker 1: lovely canal in Amsterdam and it should have been very romantic,
Speaker 1: but it wasn't. There was a lot of silence and
Speaker 1: the only way for me, in my head was to
Speaker 1: fake a phone call and pretend my friend was in hospital.
Speaker 1: I got off the phone and I thought I'd given
Speaker 1: my greatest performance. The first question she asks me was
Speaker 1: were you acting? Eventually I got her to believe me.
Speaker 1: I doubled down. I was like, why would I joke
Speaker 1: about that? My friend is in hospital. I'm a bad person.
Speaker 1: Sucks to be her hearing that on the TV and
Speaker 1: I went on a date with Oh, yeah, I went
Speaker 1: on a date with him, and then it was so sad. Actually,
Speaker 1: he's never spoken about the friend who is in hospital,
Speaker 1: and he tells that story and it's like, I'm ugly,
Speaker 1: I'm fick. Only recently he has addressed the running away
Speaker 1: from women in parks rumor during a press interview for Gladiator.
Speaker 1: He gave an interview with GQ and he said, oh
Speaker 1: fucking hell, clearly, where what the rumor was. We were
Speaker 1: looking at the videos and we were pissing ourselves at it.
Speaker 1: Categorically untrue, and we were laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing. He
Speaker 1: says that he saw the rumor during the Christmas holidays
Speaker 1: while hanging out with his siblings, which, by the way,
Speaker 1: if you work in media, these sort of stories always
Speaker 1: go off same time of year. It's at Christmas when
Speaker 1: everybody's trying to avoid their families. So you know what
Speaker 1: else broke at the same time, Ilaria. It was Ilaria
Speaker 1: and her accent and her accent and how she didn't
Speaker 1: know the word for cucumber. Yeah, we love this harmless story,
Speaker 1: like this victimless crime. No one likes this story like
Speaker 1: Paul Mescal likes this story really funny, he said, And
Speaker 1: the one thing that upset me was that I was
Speaker 1: in the kitchen. I remember my mum looking at the
Speaker 1: videos and she was getting upset, and she said, isn't
Speaker 1: that devastating. However, he said, it's funny to us, my brother,
Speaker 1: me and my sister because we know that is the
Speaker 1: way the internet works. It's hilarious. If it was true,
Speaker 1: it would be bad, but as a rumor, it's funny.
Speaker 1: Then I was like, oh, if you're a mother, her
Speaker 1: impulse is to come out and be like he wouldn't
Speaker 1: do this, So basically Paul Meschal's mom's upset. The interviewer
Speaker 1: goes on to say that while they laughed about it,
Speaker 1: it was clear that Messua had an edge of nervousness
Speaker 1: that the topic had come up. And then later on
Speaker 1: he was in a bar lined with bookshelves and he
Speaker 1: picked up a copy of a book called London's Hidden
Speaker 1: Walks and he said, three volumes. I should take these
Speaker 1: from my running away dates. So clearly I would if
Speaker 1: I was porn school, my go to move would be
Speaker 1: whoever I'm with, pretend I'm doing a little run, just
Speaker 1: like get my arms and just like wet paparazzi could
Speaker 1: get that moment. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. Every time I
Speaker 1: saw the paparazzi, i'd puller I'm about to run face.
Speaker 1: That would actually be funny. Yeah yeah, Jesse, Chicken Shop Date,
Speaker 1: Are you a romantic person?
Speaker 3: I would say yes, but it's all like I mean,
Speaker 3: romance is subjective, right, Okay? What's romantic to one person's
Speaker 3: romantic to another person?
Speaker 1: That's true. What's romantic to you? Apart from this?
Speaker 3: Right now?
Speaker 1: I love walking.
Speaker 3: A good long walk is a romantic to simple simple pleasure.
Speaker 4: Some simple month.
Speaker 1: Earlier this year, Paul Mescal appeared on Chicken Shop Date
Speaker 1: along with our other friend of the Council Courtroom, Andrew Garfield. Yes,
Speaker 1: here is my recap of what happened. Firstly, he's wearing
Speaker 1: this open like greeny blue shirt and Amelia acknowledges that
Speaker 1: it is the color of his eyes, and he says
Speaker 1: it's his date shirt. Oh my god, sorry, your eye
Speaker 1: is mature.
Speaker 3: It this is my day shirt.
Speaker 1: But you see warms before.
Speaker 3: On a day Yes.
Speaker 1: Yes, they're at chicken cottage, you know, I like you
Speaker 1: should put down where they're getting. What do they ate?
Speaker 1: Chicken chips. Okay, yeah, he's nervous. Amelia acknowledges they've built
Speaker 1: up to the moment for quite a while. He says,
Speaker 1: playing sad and sexy characters isn't a burden, it's a privilege.
Speaker 1: She says, I think I've seen all your movies, and
Speaker 1: he's like all my movies and she's like, yeah, you've
Speaker 1: not done loads. True, that's what I thought. You could
Speaker 1: knock him out in a She's so good. She asks
Speaker 1: if gayelic football is how he got his thigh is out?
Speaker 1: How you got your thighs? That?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's her. That's genetics.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, got family, big thighs.
Speaker 4: Ye, big, big thigh family.
Speaker 1: He tells her she's brilliant at her job. She's like,
Speaker 1: this isn't a job, this is a date. This is
Speaker 1: real to me, That's what she says. She makes him
Speaker 1: read a script for her rom com that she wrote,
Speaker 1: so he's like, would you She's like, would you do
Speaker 1: a rom com? And he's like yeah, and she's like,
Speaker 1: well I've got one. And he's like you've got a
Speaker 1: script and she's like yeah, it's one page. She says
Speaker 1: he has to audition okay, and so she hands it
Speaker 1: to him and he starts reading, and he says, wow, Amelia,
Speaker 1: you look so beautiful today. I've never in my life
Speaker 1: seen someone so gorgeous in a chicken shop. I always
Speaker 1: used to think people who believed in love at first
Speaker 1: sight were stupid until now. And then he's like, did
Speaker 1: I get it? And she's like, if you could start
Speaker 1: reading the script now? So good? It's iconic. And he
Speaker 1: comes across so well, he's like shy, but it's very natural.
Speaker 1: There's something very natural, likable, charismatic. And I would say
Speaker 1: down to earth about the Irish. Yeah, without ego, without
Speaker 1: ego at all. And he's like, I'm so bad at flirting. Well,
Speaker 1: why am I in love with you? Okay? Why they
Speaker 1: all know each other too? Yeah? Oh, because you've got Paul,
Speaker 1: You've got Okay, we'll get to it, okay. Jess Memes.
Speaker 1: This man has been memed so many times. There are
Speaker 1: so many memes that I can't even fit in. I
Speaker 1: follow on Instagram Conald's chain. Well, first it was Donald's
Speaker 1: Jane Yes in Normal People Meschool played Connell Waldron and
Speaker 1: someone literally started an Instagram account for Conald's chain. Jesse
Speaker 1: I want you to describe these photos and read out
Speaker 1: quiet Lately Connall's chain, Yeah, posting as much as it
Speaker 1: once did, more content. I guess there's only so many
Speaker 1: screenshots you can get out of a mini series. You
Speaker 1: like just repost, okay, Conall's Chane Connall looking at Maryanne's away.
Speaker 1: We are looking at his chain. Such deep thirst. Connall's chain,
Speaker 1: Alexa play Image and Heat, Hide and Seek. It's so sexy.
Speaker 1: I was gonna read out the other one, but there's
Speaker 1: a better one. Yeah, And Jesse, how about this last one,
Speaker 1: the last one. We are here for a full frontal chain.
Speaker 1: It is a full frontal chain. It's the way it
Speaker 1: sits is that it's silver. He just looks like a
Speaker 1: real He looks like how we imagine the boy that
Speaker 1: we fell in love with when we were eighteen. But
Speaker 1: then you look back and you're like, he didn't look
Speaker 1: like Paul Mescal, but in our heart he did. Yeah. Oh,
Speaker 1: there's something so sexy about him. I think my taste right,
Speaker 1: it's like like, yes, yes, sexy, beautiful, all of that.
Speaker 1: There's something just a little bit rugged about Paul Mescal,
Speaker 1: isn't there. It's quite boyish? Yeah, I agree. Then there's
Speaker 1: the Hobbit meme. Jess, I haven't heard of the Hobbit meme. Okay,
Speaker 1: can you describe this photo and read the caption? Okay,
Speaker 1: so this is a photo with Andrew Scott is in
Speaker 1: there as well as Paul and Jonathan Bailey and Jonathan
Speaker 1: Bailey who's the other one? I don't know, some like
Speaker 1: Irish or British actor the Hobbits after the Shire got
Speaker 1: a Zara. Yeah what does that mean? Okay? It's firstly,
Speaker 1: why do they all look so short? They all they
Speaker 1: all look really short, and it's saying that they're Hobbits
Speaker 1: who have been to Zara. Wow. Okay, yes, the Hobbits
Speaker 1: like from Lord of the Rings. Yeah, that have been
Speaker 1: dressed at Zara. Yeah, but it's all the Irish ones
Speaker 1: are Irish people short? I don't know they look as
Speaker 1: I don't think Jamie Dornan is that short? No, and
Speaker 1: Phoebe while the bridge is actually quite tall. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: I will bridge isn't Irish because I've got confused because
Speaker 1: of Andrew Scott. I think that the thing about Irish
Speaker 1: people is that some are tall and some are short.
Speaker 1: Great observation. Well, PAULM. School was asked about that particular
Speaker 1: meme by Greg James on Radio one in the UK.
Speaker 3: The Hobbits after the Shai got Azara. I mean, we
Speaker 3: look so unbelievably short, and you're not a short man.
Speaker 1: This photo doesn't do anything to preditor that theery. I
Speaker 1: think it's because the lenses above.
Speaker 2: I think that people are taking the photo from too high,
Speaker 2: that some of up a step ladders taking the photo.
Speaker 3: I mean, it doesn't do any of us any favorites,
Speaker 3: but particularly Andrew.
Speaker 1: The other meme that goes around the internet is about
Speaker 1: his Gaelic football short. Because I have seen them, I
Speaker 1: needed a visual describe this, and then I want you
Speaker 1: to read the caption. Okay, oh wow, he does have
Speaker 1: beautiful thighs, does me. They're like Rugby league shorts, is
Speaker 1: how I describe them. Okay, there's a caption that says, babe,
Speaker 1: wake up new Paul mescal in short shorts just dropped,
Speaker 1: which is so true. It's hot because he has a coffee.
Speaker 1: It's hot because he's got rhinos on. He never has
Speaker 1: air pods. He's always got headphones with wires, which I
Speaker 1: can't imagine is particularly conducive to a front. I know,
Speaker 1: I know, ride up a bit. Yeah, there's a whole
Speaker 1: thing about the scene. Okay, there's the whole thing is
Speaker 1: And he is actually a big advocate for men to
Speaker 1: wear short of shorts are good, but I think only
Speaker 1: some men should wear shorter shorts. I also think that
Speaker 1: as an Irish man, I am an Irish woman and
Speaker 1: we've just got to be careful with our skin. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: so we can wear the short shorts. Let's reapply, let's slipstops, like,
Speaker 1: let's make sure that in Australia we don't go out
Speaker 1: between twelve and two. As an Irish man, I think,
Speaker 1: did you get some bad in Australia? Oh? I think
Speaker 1: he apparently it was in Bonda. It was mear me shit.
Speaker 4: I know, I'm quite sad to have missed him.
Speaker 1: Graham Norton and giving people the ick. In October, Paul
Speaker 1: Mescal appeared on The Graham Norton Show alongside Shersha Ronan,
Speaker 1: Eddie Redmain, and Denzel Washington. During the episode, Redmain was
Speaker 1: telling Graham Norton a story about how he was preparing
Speaker 1: for a role and he had to be trained in
Speaker 1: self defense, including how to use a phone as a weapon.
Speaker 4: Some of the things Paul taught us is how you
Speaker 4: can use how you can use your phone if someone's.
Speaker 2: Attacking you the butt of your phone.
Speaker 3: Who's actually going to think about that? Though someone attacks me,
Speaker 3: I'm not going to go phone.
Speaker 4: That's a very.
Speaker 1: Girls have to think about it all the time. Now,
Speaker 1: this got applause from the studio audience, and then a
Speaker 1: clip of it went absolutely viral on social media because
Speaker 1: the men sort of fell silent for a moment. They
Speaker 1: didn't know how to react. Yeah, it was kind of
Speaker 1: like an awkward Well, I don't know. Watching the whole
Speaker 1: thing is very different to watching the clip, I gret. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think anybody was awkward. It was just that
Speaker 1: she kind of said it and then the audience didn't react,
Speaker 1: and then she said it again, and then the audience
Speaker 1: apported like it was fine. Yeah, it was fine. Now, bizarrely,
Speaker 1: people have said it gave them the ick about Paul Mescal. So, Jess,
Speaker 1: these are a couple of just little reactions too. I'm
Speaker 1: going to read out these reactions. Okay, we've got Paul
Speaker 1: Mescal is the biggest ick ever, and the Graham Norton
Speaker 1: interview just reinforces it also very average looking. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but then weirdly, the next picture she's posted is her
Speaker 1: and her kids waiting to watch Disney on Ice with
Speaker 1: just the post waiting for the show to start. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's like, Hm, go and hang out with you kids, Disney,
Speaker 1: and I stop dissing Paul Mescal. Yeah, very that after
Speaker 1: watching the Graham Norton interview, seeing Paul Mescal's face gives
Speaker 1: me the ick. I mean, I never was a big
Speaker 1: fan of his anyway, but at least I could tolerate
Speaker 1: his face. Gonna have to mute it now with the
Speaker 1: release of Gladiator coming, ah, people love to be like
Speaker 1: I always hated him. Now, Jesse, you have an interesting
Speaker 1: point about why that was a bit of an awkward moment. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that clip pissed me off. Okay, I'm entirely alone. I'm
Speaker 1: not speaking to a single person who agrees something go on,
Speaker 1: which is always refreshing, always refreshing, and everyone on the
Speaker 1: internet ever, I'm like, she'll agree with me, and then
Speaker 1: they just all have the same take, and I'm like
Speaker 1: just feeling very alone. That clip pissed me off a bit.
Speaker 1: What Sirsha Ronan said didn't annoy me. It was the
Speaker 1: reaction of everyone being like, men will never understand, and
Speaker 1: it's like all of those men, a black man, a
Speaker 1: gay man, are a lot more likely to be attacked
Speaker 1: on a street than she is. And I know that
Speaker 1: women carry the burden of having to protect themselves, and
Speaker 1: that the way that the media like tells those stories
Speaker 1: very very different. I appreciate all of that, and the
Speaker 1: in built fear that women walk away, Yes, but it
Speaker 1: is a myth and it's called I think it's called
Speaker 1: the gender violence paradox, that women walk around full of fear,
Speaker 1: whereas men are more likely to be attacked. So if
Speaker 1: a man and a woman are walking down the street
Speaker 1: at night, a man is far more likely to be
Speaker 1: the victim of crime. He's also obviously a lot more
Speaker 1: likely to be the perpetrator of crime. But the idea
Speaker 1: that it's only women who have to think about protecting
Speaker 1: their safety is actually incorrect, And I think that it
Speaker 1: can be a bit oppressive to always put it on
Speaker 1: women like, oh, we can't even leave the house without
Speaker 1: our keys between our fingers. It's like, well we can.
Speaker 1: And if men aren't carrying that burden, then I think
Speaker 1: that we've got a disproportionate understanding of how in danger
Speaker 1: we are all the time because of how the media
Speaker 1: blows it out of proportion. Yes, And a lot of
Speaker 1: the commentary around that moment was about like how embarrassing
Speaker 1: for those men, like they'll never understand, and people like
Speaker 1: slowing the clip down and zooming in on Paul mescal
Speaker 1: and being like, yuck, like he doesn't get it. We
Speaker 1: don't know if he's been the victim. Yeah, And I
Speaker 1: was speaking, We did a segment on my mirr outloud
Speaker 1: about it, and I was like, Graham Notton in his
Speaker 1: twenties was stabbed and basically left to bleed to death
Speaker 1: by a stranger. He's almost killed. He was almost kill
Speaker 1: a random attack. Yeah, Like you can't tell me that
Speaker 1: man's not walking around the world. Yeah, probably scared. And
Speaker 1: so it was just the way that people were acting,
Speaker 1: like saying that it gave them the eck, Like I
Speaker 1: think that the idea that a phone could be used
Speaker 1: the weaponar that probably is a bit stupid, I know,
Speaker 1: And it's just unfair to take it out of the
Speaker 1: original context and be like, look, he was laughing at
Speaker 1: how women go through the world and social roman and
Speaker 1: Paul meschal are like Bessie's. They're really good friends. They've
Speaker 1: worked together before. Bear. I'm not canceling none of those men. No,
Speaker 1: none of them. I like any Red May. Yeah, he's hot.
Speaker 1: It was great and lame is he was. I like
Speaker 1: Denzel Washington. He's hot, he was great in all the movies.
Speaker 1: I like Graham Norton. He's not hot, but he's great
Speaker 1: on the Graham Norn Show. Is he is Jesse. It's
Speaker 1: time for charges and sentences. Okay, my charge. I don't
Speaker 1: want to charge Paul Masculi anything. I think he is beautiful,
Speaker 1: and I think he has lovely but absolutely great actor,
Speaker 1: excellent ability to select ros yep. I may be speaking
Speaker 1: too early, but I think Gladiator two is gone to
Speaker 1: be growth. I think it will. Yeah, yeah, loved it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So my charge leaving me uncertain about what happened with Phoebe.
Speaker 1: If you're gonna start a relationship on Twitter, you're gonna
Speaker 1: end it on Twitter. Yeah yeah, Okay, I need to
Speaker 1: know where you engage. Were you married? Did she cheat
Speaker 1: on you with bo? Yeah? Were you checking out Daisy
Speaker 1: at the Mecca? Et cetera? You run away? Did you
Speaker 1: run away? Literally yeah, or metaphorically either one. So my sentence,
Speaker 1: I say this because it is the least Irish thing, okay,
Speaker 1: that a person could do Red Table Talk him. Is
Speaker 1: that still on? I don't know where is Jada. She
Speaker 1: released her book. I think she was tired from all
Speaker 1: the revelation because we did say in our episode it's
Speaker 1: one of our most listened to episodes that and we
Speaker 1: said enough revelations, enough, you can over revelation. Yeah. What
Speaker 1: we've said to is we've under revelation, Paul, so we
Speaker 1: need a few more. But Jada just kept I think
Speaker 1: there needs to be an Irish version of Red Table Talk. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Guinness at the table. You know what it is? What
Speaker 1: we're doing a bit of a confession. I was thinking
Speaker 1: more of pub and we're sinking Guinness. We're sinking Guinness
Speaker 1: until we say some shit. Okay. I say this because
Speaker 1: when poor Meschul did his chicken Chop date with Millie Aldenberg,
Speaker 1: she's like, do you like Guinness? And he's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've just started getting into Guinness. And then she's like,
Speaker 1: oh cool, I've got one, but she had one just
Speaker 1: for herself, not going, and then he was telling her
Speaker 1: how you've got to sink the g when you do it,
Speaker 1: you've got to drink down to the G thing. When
Speaker 1: we were in Ireland, a lot of people said, yeah,
Speaker 1: the thing about guinness and a lot of time on
Speaker 1: the toilet next Yeah, a lot of people said it's
Speaker 1: the people that we were with a lot of ouzsies.
Speaker 1: We weren't drinking guinness because I think it tastes like Piers.
Speaker 1: But our friends we're going it's trying to frowurs on
Speaker 1: the toilet comes out as it goes in. I was like,
Speaker 1: this is interesting culturally, not girl which might be Paul's
Speaker 1: had a night out on the guinness. He's taking a
Speaker 1: girl home for a threesome. He's walking through the park
Speaker 1: and he's coming. It's coming out like it went in.
Speaker 1: I'm a person, I've got to go to the toilet. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I think pub table talk I Reckon potentially hosted by
Speaker 1: Brian Norton, but anywhere. This is who's at the table.
Speaker 1: But it's not a red table. It's like a brown
Speaker 1: sticky Yeah. It's dark at too beer yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: And the people at the table are as follows Paul, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Phoebe yeah, bo Daisy shit yes, and maybe a million
Speaker 1: a million. She can come, Yeah, she can come. She'd
Speaker 1: be good for the vibe, all right. Yeah, so that
Speaker 1: was also my charge was that you can't meet in
Speaker 1: front of us and then not follow up. And I've
Speaker 1: written loud on, loud off, So if we're gonna go
Speaker 1: on really loud, then what I'm probably gonna need is
Speaker 1: for you to just as loudly announce what's gone wrong.
Speaker 1: But you had that, so I thought, I'm gonna do
Speaker 1: something different, and I am gonna charge him with dislocating
Speaker 1: lives shoulder shit poorly because live went to see Gladiator too,
Speaker 1: which you wouldn't have done if it weren't for Paul. No,
Speaker 1: I was established. Yeah, yeah, so it's like a butterfly
Speaker 1: effect moment. She went because Paul was in it. You're
Speaker 1: the drawer card. Yeah. If I go to see you
Speaker 1: and Gladiated too, and I walk away with a dissiccated shoulder,
Speaker 1: whose fault is it? She should send him her medical bills,
Speaker 1: except that we live in Australia. Yes, so there aren't
Speaker 1: medical bills. But there was a doctor who didn't pay
Speaker 1: a wife that night because that doctor was dealing with
Speaker 1: lives pain. Because actually there's not a lot you can
Speaker 1: do about dissiccation. It's not My favorite thing is when
Speaker 1: you go to the hospital. They would have said, how'd
Speaker 1: you do it? She would have said, well, I was
Speaker 1: with a premiere. I was trying to do an intro
Speaker 1: to an interview had already done with Paul. He was tall,
Speaker 1: but not short. But not tall, but he wasn't short.
Speaker 1: But he looked at me, and I think he may
Speaker 1: have really liked me. And they'd say, are you experience confusion?
Speaker 1: I'm completely I'm completely coherent. I do need a slink.
Speaker 1: I do need a slink. So my sentence to that
Speaker 1: would probably be take live on a date at least actually,
Speaker 1: given the chemistry and he does seem single. I've seen
Speaker 1: the interview. I believe that was chemistry. I think that's
Speaker 1: really important. And I also think we write into do
Speaker 1: more and we say I went on a date. We
Speaker 1: can write at first person, doesn't matter. It's anonymous. I
Speaker 1: went on a date with Paul and let up in
Speaker 1: with a dislocated shoulder. I will offer no more details
Speaker 1: for the full story. Yeah, yeah, great idea. Before we go,
Speaker 1: I have a lazy girl story that I got from
Speaker 1: a lazy girl in the wine. She's a lazy girl.
Speaker 1: She told me her name and I forgot it, and
Speaker 1: I feel awful, but she told me, and I did.
Speaker 1: I prosecuted this in real time with her because I said,
Speaker 1: what you're telling me is actually really smart and worried
Speaker 1: that there's work involved, and she said, no, no, no, I
Speaker 1: promise you this is lazy. Okay, okay. So I'm just
Speaker 1: going to put it to you. So her son loves
Speaker 1: some dirty Xbox I love sitting there with Xbox. And
Speaker 1: her isshue is that she makes dinner and she yells dinner, dinner.
Speaker 1: Doesn't listen. You've got to hit the headphones on, can't he.
Speaker 1: So she was like, what am I going to do
Speaker 1: when I need him to do something for me and
Speaker 1: I can't get his attention. So what she did when
Speaker 1: she went and she bought a doorbell, and she's stuck
Speaker 1: a doorbell, the doorbell buzzer to the top of his computer.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And in the kitchen she's got a
Speaker 1: thing which goes that's the dinner. What I would say,
Speaker 1: it's as lazy situation. I hate you, lazy boy, boy,
Speaker 1: boy boy, lazy boy. Oh wow, lady boy, and I
Speaker 1: said that sounds complicated and she said, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's really cheap. And I said, is there wiring involved?
Speaker 1: Because that worried me because I'm not doing a no no, no, no,
Speaker 1: just plug it in. It is ultimately lazy because what
Speaker 1: she's saving is time in yelling, time in yelling and
Speaker 1: also steps. Yeah, because if she's having to walk. Is
Speaker 1: there anything worse in my house? Yelling out to my
Speaker 1: husband he says, I can't eat. It's like, well, I'm
Speaker 1: not coming closer. Yeah, So what I'll probably do is
Speaker 1: yell at the same volume. My biggest fights with my
Speaker 1: husband are him shouting out to me when I can't
Speaker 1: hear them. Yeah. I think we need walkie talkies too
Speaker 1: in my home. Actually me too, Jesse. That is all
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Speaker 1: day we might like to profit, but not now. Today
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Speaker 1: quite almost an emotional event because you and I both went.
Speaker 1: The last time we're at Sydney UNI was when we
Speaker 1: were at Sydney UNI. Yeah, it was when I was graduating.
Speaker 1: We were studying there. Yeah, we're doing all of our
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