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Speaker 1: have noticed that Wicked is now in cinemas. We love

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Speaker 1: Jonathan Bailey, Jeff Goldbloom, Marissa Body, Ethan Slater, and of

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Speaker 1: course Ariana Grande. Ariana got one that's like, not how

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Speaker 1: here it is, Hello, and welcome to Canceled, the podcast

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Speaker 1: that looks at silly celebrity crimes and as science charges

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Speaker 1: and sentences to them so we can all move on

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Speaker 1: with our lives. Jesse. That's not our official tagline, but

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Speaker 1: make it better if it just is officially going to

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Speaker 1: be the tagline. My name's Claire Stephens and I'm joined

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Speaker 1: by Jesse Stevens, and we're in different places today, which

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Speaker 1: here for celebrity gossip. When I told our producer she

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Speaker 1: had a great point. She said, your immune system is

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Speaker 1: I never wanted to say it. But dear guys, you're lazy. Hey, yes,

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Speaker 1: that is why the show must go on. Correct, Claire,

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Speaker 1: Who are we doing today? On today's episode, we're talking

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Speaker 1: about Ariana Grande. Please welcome Ariana Grande. Hi, Lauren, It's

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Speaker 1: Ariana Grande and today I'm going to be breaking down.

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Speaker 1: Do you have it up for Ariana Grande? Ariana Grande

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Speaker 1: but Terra is a singer, songwriter, and actress known for

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Speaker 1: rain on Me. According to the Internet, Ariana Grande is

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Speaker 1: telling me that Ariana Grande has been streamed more times

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Speaker 1: Ariana Grande has had some songs that'd have been listened

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Speaker 1: to the donut licking incident, a donu shop owner says

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Speaker 1: And she's saying all that while looking at donuts, And

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Speaker 1: coverage of this it's really the licking the donut that

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Speaker 1: was buying the donor No no, no, no no no no,

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Speaker 1: wondering what was wrong with licking a public donut, do

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Speaker 1: you have a bacterial or viral infection of the mouth.

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00:24:32,109 --> 00:24:34,389
Speaker 1: She's like, sorry, guys, so I have an open sore

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Speaker 1: on my mouth, so I just have to get surgery.

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Speaker 1: Then why are you licking donuts? Because it goes both ways.

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00:24:41,269 --> 00:24:43,829
Speaker 1: It goes all right, you've got a mouth condition, So

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00:24:43,869 --> 00:24:46,749
Speaker 1: did you have the mouth condition when you lick the donut? Now,

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00:24:46,989 --> 00:24:50,349
Speaker 1: by the way, for the record, that donut was sold,

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00:24:50,669 --> 00:24:54,149
Speaker 1: and one can assume etn yes. So it's like you've

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Speaker 1: spread your mouth syphilis to an unsuspecting member of the public,

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Speaker 1: which is why we don't lick a donuhut. And I

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00:25:02,469 --> 00:25:05,109
Speaker 1: love how she's It's like, we don't lick another person's desert.

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Speaker 1: And she's like, oh my god, sorry, guys, can't do

429
00:25:06,709 --> 00:25:09,749
Speaker 1: the show. I've got some weird mouth infection xxxx no no, no,

430
00:25:09,749 --> 00:25:12,909
Speaker 1: no related. These two things are related. So just the

431
00:25:12,949 --> 00:25:17,269
Speaker 1: thing about the oral surgery line. The reason you know

432
00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:19,389
Speaker 1: I didn't think of that as the most important thing

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00:25:19,949 --> 00:25:23,189
Speaker 1: in her apology was because I did immediately dismiss it

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Speaker 1: as a lie. So she was meant to perform. Clearly,

435
00:25:27,069 --> 00:25:29,429
Speaker 1: she's having a horrible week. If she goes and performs

436
00:25:29,509 --> 00:25:32,269
Speaker 1: amidst this, people are gonna throw donuts at it, which

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00:25:32,269 --> 00:25:36,549
Speaker 1: is hilarious. It's hilarious and also an ohn S hazard.

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00:25:36,629 --> 00:25:39,709
Speaker 1: But the things we could have said, she has a headache,

439
00:25:40,189 --> 00:25:44,909
Speaker 1: she has a head cold, she's hurt her foot, whatever,

440
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Speaker 1: But to go with oral infection is almost like her

441
00:25:50,989 --> 00:25:55,309
Speaker 1: PR person was taking the piss. I reckon her PR

442
00:25:55,429 --> 00:25:58,589
Speaker 1: person was upset on behalf of the donuts. And when

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00:25:58,669 --> 00:26:01,709
Speaker 1: I'll do my job, I won't do it. Well, no, no, no,

444
00:26:02,189 --> 00:26:05,229
Speaker 1: because donuts have been disrespected here and I know where

445
00:26:05,229 --> 00:26:08,069
Speaker 1: my allegiance lies. I wasn't upset about the America thing.

446
00:26:08,109 --> 00:26:10,629
Speaker 1: I was obviously upset about the spreading of the mouth infection,

447
00:26:11,069 --> 00:26:13,509
Speaker 1: but more than anything, it was the profound lack of

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00:26:13,509 --> 00:26:17,029
Speaker 1: respect afforded to donuts. Donuts and my dessert and you've

449
00:26:17,069 --> 00:26:19,869
Speaker 1: just gone and licked someone's dessert. What upset me was

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Speaker 1: that her apology was so and so she's trying to say,

451
00:26:24,749 --> 00:26:28,309
Speaker 1: I'm an advocate for healthy eating. Oh yeah, a donut shop,

452
00:26:30,229 --> 00:26:33,269
Speaker 1: the donut shops to the rest of us, honestly, And

453
00:26:33,389 --> 00:26:35,789
Speaker 1: she's like, I get upset because like some of the

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00:26:35,789 --> 00:26:39,709
Speaker 1: things Americans eat and consume, like without giving any thought

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Speaker 1: to it. It's like, well, actually we find you were

456
00:26:42,309 --> 00:26:45,909
Speaker 1: liking for one, I give lots and lots of thought

457
00:26:45,989 --> 00:26:48,709
Speaker 1: to Cinema donuts. So yeah, shut up, I believe me

458
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Speaker 1: if I'm buying a cinnamon donut. It's not like a

459
00:26:50,869 --> 00:26:53,749
Speaker 1: spur of I've been picking out of the dates and

460
00:26:53,869 --> 00:26:55,989
Speaker 1: don't like it. Because then what happened to the bakery,

461
00:26:56,069 --> 00:26:59,309
Speaker 1: the donut sellings shop is that they had their food

462
00:26:59,469 --> 00:27:03,989
Speaker 1: rating like it decreased because people were like, well, there

463
00:27:03,989 --> 00:27:06,989
Speaker 1: are hygiene standards and Ariana breached them. And now we

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Speaker 1: don't know which donut it was that was licked, could

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Speaker 1: be many. We've got a ramp and oral infection through

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00:27:14,869 --> 00:27:18,109
Speaker 1: your supply and apparently really acted business. The only thing

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00:27:18,149 --> 00:27:20,629
Speaker 1: I will say is have you noticed when you go

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00:27:20,629 --> 00:27:24,909
Speaker 1: to cafes, doughnutking, etc. It's very rare that a place

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00:27:24,949 --> 00:27:28,429
Speaker 1: will have food out on the counter, not in the

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Speaker 1: glass case. Yes, that was weird. I mean it was

471
00:27:32,669 --> 00:27:36,229
Speaker 1: a different era, wasn't it. I mean it was twenty fifteen.

472
00:27:36,309 --> 00:27:38,949
Speaker 1: But every now and then I will see like a

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Speaker 1: cake tin, like a thing out the front that has

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Speaker 1: say a brownie, and I reckon that that's out in

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Speaker 1: the open. But I don't think you'd get away with

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00:27:46,909 --> 00:27:49,869
Speaker 1: a lick without anyone saying anything. I don't, but I

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00:27:49,949 --> 00:27:52,629
Speaker 1: have to say, if I go to a cafe and

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00:27:52,669 --> 00:27:56,029
Speaker 1: see that something is out there then and isn't behind glass,

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00:27:56,229 --> 00:28:00,509
Speaker 1: I think if I buy that, I've accepted the risk

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00:28:00,669 --> 00:28:04,269
Speaker 1: of a leak, that's actually I think a brilliant point.

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Speaker 2: That is a brilliant point, Jesse.

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00:28:16,789 --> 00:28:22,909
Speaker 1: A word on annunciation. I'm big on diction and annunciation.

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00:28:23,069 --> 00:28:25,669
Speaker 1: Every time I go to a musical, I comment on

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00:28:25,709 --> 00:28:27,749
Speaker 1: the diction. I say, she's got a great voice. Don't

485
00:28:27,789 --> 00:28:30,229
Speaker 1: know what she's saying. I need to know the story

486
00:28:31,069 --> 00:28:35,629
Speaker 1: because I'm not getting that. And something about Ariana Grande

487
00:28:35,909 --> 00:28:39,589
Speaker 1: is that she's got a beautiful voice, but it is

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00:28:39,669 --> 00:28:41,829
Speaker 1: not always clear what she's saying. So, Jesse, we're going

489
00:28:41,869 --> 00:28:44,469
Speaker 1: to play a game, all right. It's called can you

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00:28:44,589 --> 00:28:50,269
Speaker 1: understand what Ariana is singing? So what's gonna happen is

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00:28:50,309 --> 00:28:52,749
Speaker 1: that I am going to play and you're gonna tell

492
00:28:52,789 --> 00:28:55,509
Speaker 1: me what she's singing? Okay, all right, I'm really good

493
00:28:55,549 --> 00:29:06,269
Speaker 1: at this good. What word is that? People? It is greedy?

494
00:29:08,589 --> 00:29:12,429
Speaker 1: I'm pasty, but I don't don't mind because I'm honey incorrect.

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00:29:12,629 --> 00:29:15,349
Speaker 1: It's I'm classy, but I don't mind if it get

496
00:29:15,429 --> 00:29:23,749
Speaker 1: at me. Okay, okay, next one, what's that I need

497
00:29:23,869 --> 00:29:27,949
Speaker 1: a chip and a chill on my back. I ain't

498
00:29:28,029 --> 00:29:32,709
Speaker 1: even tripping. I'm a chill and sit back. Okay is close? Ah?

499
00:29:33,469 --> 00:29:38,909
Speaker 1: That a god? Skin all that you got. I'm going

500
00:29:38,949 --> 00:29:42,549
Speaker 1: to stand on my desk all that you got, skin

501
00:29:42,629 --> 00:29:46,829
Speaker 1: to skin? Oh my god, it's fun now when you

502
00:29:46,949 --> 00:29:54,069
Speaker 1: don't know. Okay, wait, wait one more. Alright, Oh that's easy.

503
00:29:54,309 --> 00:29:57,149
Speaker 1: But if I can't be me, what's the point. But

504
00:29:57,309 --> 00:30:00,509
Speaker 1: if I can't be me, then fix the point. It's

505
00:30:00,589 --> 00:30:04,589
Speaker 1: pretty close. It's pretty close. It's hard when the lyrics

506
00:30:04,629 --> 00:30:08,789
Speaker 1: are bad. My interpretation of her is like her interpretation

507
00:30:08,829 --> 00:30:13,829
Speaker 1: of Japanese just slightly off. Yeah, just slightly off, Like

508
00:30:13,989 --> 00:30:17,309
Speaker 1: is she saying seven rings or Japanese barbecue grill? No

509
00:30:17,389 --> 00:30:20,909
Speaker 1: one's going ever be sure, never know Tomato tomato. I

510
00:30:21,069 --> 00:30:23,109
Speaker 1: kind of before this, I was like, what is an

511
00:30:23,149 --> 00:30:25,989
Speaker 1: Ariana Grande song? So I went to Spotify and I

512
00:30:26,029 --> 00:30:29,069
Speaker 1: typed in Ariana Grande, which is gonna scrut my algorithm.

513
00:30:29,109 --> 00:30:31,029
Speaker 1: But I wrote that and then I like listened to

514
00:30:31,109 --> 00:30:35,309
Speaker 1: it and I was like, none of them quite are good,

515
00:30:35,829 --> 00:30:39,909
Speaker 1: like they've always been there. Yes, rain on me is fine,

516
00:30:40,189 --> 00:30:43,589
Speaker 1: thank you, next is fine, but I've never actively chosen

517
00:30:43,589 --> 00:30:46,429
Speaker 1: to listen to an Ariana Grande song. No, I'm the same.

518
00:30:46,749 --> 00:30:54,829
Speaker 1: It's there, it's playing when you walk into a it

519
00:30:54,909 --> 00:30:58,909
Speaker 1: is Yeah, that's where it's playing. Just a final word

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00:30:58,989 --> 00:31:02,509
Speaker 1: before we get to charges and sentences. Arianna has recently

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00:31:02,549 --> 00:31:05,869
Speaker 1: launched her own skincare line, and she's gonna start in

522
00:31:06,229 --> 00:31:08,589
Speaker 1: Wicked the movie when it comes out next year. And

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00:31:08,629 --> 00:31:10,109
Speaker 1: it actually it's really good. It's got a really good

524
00:31:10,389 --> 00:31:13,989
Speaker 1: that's fun, but I can't get around the skincare and

525
00:31:14,029 --> 00:31:17,109
Speaker 1: makeup line. This is how every episode of Canceled is

526
00:31:17,149 --> 00:31:19,989
Speaker 1: like segment one, two, three, four, And they now have

527
00:31:19,989 --> 00:31:23,749
Speaker 1: a skincare line, like that'slicially, who's that one, Hailey Bieber,

528
00:31:23,989 --> 00:31:28,469
Speaker 1: brad Pitt, brad Pitt, everyone. It's called r E M.

529
00:31:29,269 --> 00:31:32,589
Speaker 1: And her TikTok is just her talking about these products

530
00:31:32,669 --> 00:31:36,749
Speaker 1: and I'm like, lady, let's talk and more singings like

531
00:31:36,749 --> 00:31:39,949
Speaker 1: like why are you telling me about concealer? And then

532
00:31:39,989 --> 00:31:42,189
Speaker 1: I'm like, well is this makeup? Like if I want

533
00:31:42,189 --> 00:31:46,949
Speaker 1: to be my own race, Like what's the deal. We

534
00:31:47,189 --> 00:31:50,509
Speaker 1: just don't need another beauty company and it's getting greedy.

535
00:31:50,869 --> 00:31:55,469
Speaker 1: One of the videos says the concealer conceals puffiness. Nah,

536
00:31:55,589 --> 00:31:58,549
Speaker 1: and I haven't stopped thinking about that because you can't

537
00:31:58,589 --> 00:32:05,949
Speaker 1: conceal puffiness. No, I puffiness just is it can't be concealed, concealed,

538
00:32:05,989 --> 00:32:08,749
Speaker 1: like I understand if it's like concealing dark under eyes.

539
00:32:08,789 --> 00:32:10,509
Speaker 1: It's like, I mean, I still don't believe and Stela

540
00:32:10,589 --> 00:32:12,869
Speaker 1: can do that, but like it sounds like more of

541
00:32:12,909 --> 00:32:20,949
Speaker 1: a reasonable claim. Yeah, Marianna, just seeing, just see Jesse.

542
00:32:21,109 --> 00:32:27,269
Speaker 1: It's time for charges and sentences. Okay. My charge, I'm

543
00:32:27,309 --> 00:32:30,989
Speaker 1: unsurprisingly still stuck not only on the licking of the donut,

544
00:32:31,029 --> 00:32:33,989
Speaker 1: but doing so with a mouth infection that requires surgery.

545
00:32:34,949 --> 00:32:39,709
Speaker 1: My sentence is this was hard because she has already

546
00:32:39,749 --> 00:32:41,589
Speaker 1: been banned from the donut shop. I don't know if

547
00:32:41,629 --> 00:32:45,589
Speaker 1: you know that officially, she's, as far as I can tell,

548
00:32:45,949 --> 00:32:49,149
Speaker 1: still banned. Being banned from a donut shop is a

549
00:32:49,189 --> 00:32:55,229
Speaker 1: bad thing. Okay, that's embarrassing. It also really inhibits your

550
00:32:55,269 --> 00:32:57,869
Speaker 1: lack of access to donuts that I'm going Okay, Well,

551
00:32:57,989 --> 00:33:01,349
Speaker 1: is that punishment enough? No? I have more, And it's

552
00:33:01,389 --> 00:33:05,029
Speaker 1: about the mouth infection. Because the mouth infection, I was

553
00:33:05,029 --> 00:33:09,869
Speaker 1: thinking it should come back the next time she wants

554
00:33:10,189 --> 00:33:13,149
Speaker 1: an apple because she cares so much about health food.

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00:33:13,149 --> 00:33:16,069
Speaker 1: That's why she's in a donut job. Anyway, the next

556
00:33:16,069 --> 00:33:20,309
Speaker 1: time she wants an apple, well, Jenny licked it, and

557
00:33:20,389 --> 00:33:24,549
Speaker 1: Jenny she had a mouth infection, which weirdly has been

558
00:33:24,549 --> 00:33:30,229
Speaker 1: going around LA since twenty fifteen. So now you need

559
00:33:30,309 --> 00:33:34,269
Speaker 1: surgery again, which means that maybe they have to push

560
00:33:34,309 --> 00:33:37,669
Speaker 1: wicked back or maybe for part of the movie. I

561
00:33:37,709 --> 00:33:39,749
Speaker 1: am thinking of this on the spot you are in

562
00:33:39,789 --> 00:33:45,829
Speaker 1: a box. I think maybe Jeanette McCurdy should replace her.

563
00:33:47,309 --> 00:33:49,709
Speaker 1: She has a mouth infection, which actually it makes it

564
00:33:49,749 --> 00:33:53,069
Speaker 1: hard to think it would, but also the risk of

565
00:33:53,109 --> 00:33:56,389
Speaker 1: spreading on set, especially if she's going to be licking

566
00:33:56,389 --> 00:34:03,189
Speaker 1: the free food exactly exactly. What's your charge? Okay, my charge?

567
00:34:03,189 --> 00:34:06,469
Speaker 1: You will never see it coming licking a dog out.

568
00:34:06,509 --> 00:34:11,829
Speaker 1: That wasn't hers, Okay, that it wasn't hers. I actually

569
00:34:11,909 --> 00:34:14,349
Speaker 1: saw a lot of the headlines at the time. I

570
00:34:14,389 --> 00:34:16,229
Speaker 1: was looking at how was this reported on, you know,

571
00:34:16,349 --> 00:34:19,149
Speaker 1: like first draft of history, what was the what was

572
00:34:19,189 --> 00:34:21,389
Speaker 1: the vibe when this was reported on? And a lot

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00:34:21,429 --> 00:34:26,749
Speaker 1: of publications needed to include the detail that it wasn't hers. No,

574
00:34:26,869 --> 00:34:28,789
Speaker 1: and it wasn't just that it wasn't hers, it was

575
00:34:28,909 --> 00:34:32,509
Speaker 1: licking a donut that she hadn't paid for that was

576
00:34:32,549 --> 00:34:35,589
Speaker 1: the most important thing, like she could have owned it,

577
00:34:36,869 --> 00:34:40,949
Speaker 1: she had no intention of ever owning. There's something about

578
00:34:41,069 --> 00:34:45,029
Speaker 1: licking something and then bitching about it that feels disrespectful

579
00:34:45,429 --> 00:34:48,149
Speaker 1: to the licked because it's like, if you didn't want it,

580
00:34:48,709 --> 00:34:52,389
Speaker 1: don't lick it. Yeah, great point. I had another idea

581
00:34:52,389 --> 00:34:55,229
Speaker 1: that she really will not like, Okay, hey, what is it?

582
00:34:55,309 --> 00:34:58,949
Speaker 1: She gets a lady in life growth and she's no

583
00:34:59,029 --> 00:35:04,709
Speaker 1: longer a small girl. Oh she's tall six foot six.

584
00:35:06,749 --> 00:35:09,909
Speaker 1: Oh my godness, because have you seen she'll do like

585
00:35:09,909 --> 00:35:12,309
Speaker 1: a And it's always the joke that people are like,

586
00:35:12,669 --> 00:35:14,789
Speaker 1: you're tiny, and then she's like, no, I'm not, and

587
00:35:14,829 --> 00:35:16,309
Speaker 1: she stands next to them. She comes up to like

588
00:35:16,349 --> 00:35:19,509
Speaker 1: their waist. Yeah, but I wanted to be like you're tiny,

589
00:35:20,349 --> 00:35:26,389
Speaker 1: No I'm not, And she stands and really tall. I

590
00:35:26,589 --> 00:35:28,349
Speaker 1: like that a lot. And then she says to someone

591
00:35:28,429 --> 00:35:31,069
Speaker 1: carrying me like a baby and they're like I can't

592
00:35:31,629 --> 00:35:34,709
Speaker 1: my back can't take it, or like you awkwardly can't

593
00:35:34,749 --> 00:35:36,389
Speaker 1: do this, And then when they try and get her

594
00:35:36,389 --> 00:35:38,389
Speaker 1: in a box, it's like we don't have one big enough,

595
00:35:38,469 --> 00:35:42,149
Speaker 1: and she's just like, honestly, this is a much harder life.

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00:35:42,389 --> 00:35:45,269
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for listening to this episode of

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Speaker 1: Canceled for all the evidence we've mentioned, including the photos,

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00:35:50,109 --> 00:35:51,829
Speaker 1: the video because you have to watch the video of

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00:35:51,829 --> 00:35:54,749
Speaker 1: her speaking like a baby obviously, the footage of her

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00:35:54,789 --> 00:35:57,149
Speaker 1: looking the doughnut, which I'm sure you've seen. Head over

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Speaker 1: to the Twins underscore thoughts on Instagram, and we're also

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Speaker 1: Canceled podcast on TikTok. If you love what we do

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Speaker 1: here at Canceled, we are asking you to please leave

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Speaker 1: us a lovely review. That would be great. I think

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Speaker 1: we got a bag one the other day that said

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00:36:12,429 --> 00:36:16,789
Speaker 1: we'd gone downhill and it wasn't happy with our Harry episode.

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Speaker 1: So if you could just go on combat that one.

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Speaker 1: We don't like that kind of negativity in our lives.

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Speaker 1: The executive producer have Canceled is to elysipes As with

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Speaker 1: audio editing by Tom Lyon, and we'll be back next week.

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Speaker 1: Bye bye,