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<v Speaker 1>I thought that we could just have a good old

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<v Speaker 1>fashioned petty winch.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, strap in, I've got some things to say.

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<v Speaker 2>Buckled Up Baby Posted by Mums and Besties Kelly McCarran

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<v Speaker 2>and Key re Cells Eat, Sleep, Shit Repeat is a

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<v Speaker 2>virtual weekly mothers group for your ears so berth as fucked.

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<v Speaker 3>But it's one day, yes, so sorry to petrify new parents,

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<v Speaker 3>but it's what comes after that I would be terrified of.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I was.

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<v Speaker 5>Petrified that people were going to be like, what happened

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<v Speaker 5>to your brain when you're on Matt leave? And I'll

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<v Speaker 5>be like, did you lose it tip Turnto with your

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<v Speaker 5>percenter or so do we call it daycare?

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<v Speaker 1>Or working to pay for the daycare that gives them bugs?

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<v Speaker 1>And then you're paying for them not to be there

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<v Speaker 1>and also not getting paid because you're at home with

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<v Speaker 1>your sick child.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a judgment and shame free zone where Kell and

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<v Speaker 2>Key give advice and talk to other everyday months. So

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't finish bleeding till like ten eleven weeks. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>so sorry to anyone who.

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<v Speaker 4>Is no normalized bleeding.

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<v Speaker 6>So sad about putting him in childcare like it was

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<v Speaker 6>the end of our time together, and I was worried

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<v Speaker 6>that he might feel like I just abandoned him.

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<v Speaker 2>But mostly it's a raw, honest, funny and relatable look

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<v Speaker 2>at being a first time mom desperately trying to survive.

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<v Speaker 5>Well.

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<v Speaker 4>I now consider six a good day.

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<v Speaker 3>He told me that a couple of years ago, I

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<v Speaker 3>would have punched you in the face, and then like,

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<v Speaker 3>don't ever say.

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<v Speaker 2>That to me. I know the things you accept. I

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<v Speaker 2>just catastrophized things.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, Charlie will be like, Babe, I think you're spiraling.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, I am not spiraling.

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<v Speaker 4>The doctor didn't sign me off for two months for

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<v Speaker 4>P and the V sex, but I'm pretty sure that

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<v Speaker 4>I offered up a gobby at maybe a month, and

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<v Speaker 4>that's something that no one needed to know.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I just say, fuck, you are funny.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so glad that my horrible year has made you

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<v Speaker 1>cackle with glee.

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<v Speaker 2>Eat, sleep, shit, repeat sees and four dropping on Wednesday,

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<v Speaker 2>I will enjoy sex again.

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<v Speaker 5>Is that a tumbleweed blowing through your bed?

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<v Speaker 3>It's my glitterous blowing in the wind, unattended to listen.

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<v Speaker 4>If we can't be honest in this conversation, we can't

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<v Speaker 4>at all.

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