Speaker 1: I thought that we could just have a good old
Speaker 1: fashioned petty winch.
Speaker 2: All right, strap in, I've got some things to say.
Speaker 2: Buckled Up Baby Posted by Mums and Besties Kelly McCarran
Speaker 2: and Key re Cells Eat, Sleep, Shit Repeat is a
Speaker 2: virtual weekly mothers group for your ears so berth as fucked.
Speaker 3: But it's one day, yes, so sorry to petrify new parents,
Speaker 3: but it's what comes after that I would be terrified of.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was.
Speaker 5: Petrified that people were going to be like, what happened
Speaker 5: to your brain when you're on Matt leave? And I'll
Speaker 5: be like, did you lose it tip Turnto with your
Speaker 5: percenter or so do we call it daycare?
Speaker 1: Or working to pay for the daycare that gives them bugs?
Speaker 1: And then you're paying for them not to be there
Speaker 1: and also not getting paid because you're at home with
Speaker 1: your sick child.
Speaker 2: It's a judgment and shame free zone where Kell and
Speaker 2: Key give advice and talk to other everyday months. So
Speaker 2: I didn't finish bleeding till like ten eleven weeks. I'm
Speaker 2: so sorry to anyone who.
Speaker 4: Is no normalized bleeding.
Speaker 6: So sad about putting him in childcare like it was
Speaker 6: the end of our time together, and I was worried
Speaker 6: that he might feel like I just abandoned him.
Speaker 2: But mostly it's a raw, honest, funny and relatable look
Speaker 2: at being a first time mom desperately trying to survive.
Speaker 5: Well.
Speaker 4: I now consider six a good day.
Speaker 3: He told me that a couple of years ago, I
Speaker 3: would have punched you in the face, and then like,
Speaker 3: don't ever say.
Speaker 2: That to me. I know the things you accept. I
Speaker 2: just catastrophized things.
Speaker 5: Oh, Charlie will be like, Babe, I think you're spiraling.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I am not spiraling.
Speaker 4: The doctor didn't sign me off for two months for
Speaker 4: P and the V sex, but I'm pretty sure that
Speaker 4: I offered up a gobby at maybe a month, and
Speaker 4: that's something that no one needed to know.
Speaker 2: Can I just say, fuck, you are funny.
Speaker 1: I'm so glad that my horrible year has made you
Speaker 1: cackle with glee.
Speaker 2: Eat, sleep, shit, repeat sees and four dropping on Wednesday,
Speaker 2: I will enjoy sex again.
Speaker 5: Is that a tumbleweed blowing through your bed?
Speaker 3: It's my glitterous blowing in the wind, unattended to listen.
Speaker 4: If we can't be honest in this conversation, we can't
Speaker 4: at all.
Speaker 2: Find it wherever you get your podcasts,