WEBVTT - Dear Pregnancy, We Have A Few Complaints 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:03.080 We acknowledged the traditional custodians of the land we're recording 0:00:03.120 --> 0:00:04.080 on today. 0:00:06.800 --> 0:00:08.080 It got worse. 0:00:08.680 --> 0:00:12.240 I was like laying on the tiles basically screaming, and 0:00:12.280 --> 0:00:13.080 I said to him. 0:00:13.000 --> 0:00:14.640 You have to call an ambulance. 0:00:14.720 --> 0:00:17.920 Go because there is nothing that I can do that 0:00:18.079 --> 0:00:22.160 is making this pain go away. Like I am starting 0:00:22.200 --> 0:00:24.480 to panic because I can't get a handle on the pain. 0:00:24.880 --> 0:00:26.239 I was like, it's not a good pain. It's a 0:00:26.239 --> 0:00:26.720 bad pain. 0:00:27.720 --> 0:00:31.319 Hello, and welcome back to Eat, Sleep, Shit, Repeat, a 0:00:31.400 --> 0:00:34.960 wildly unhinged podcast about the madness that is motherhood and 0:00:35.120 --> 0:00:36.360 everything in between. 0:00:36.640 --> 0:00:40.320 I'm Kelly McCarran and I'm Key Resells. And Monday happened 0:00:40.360 --> 0:00:42.159 to be our Kingshitter's birthday. 0:00:42.240 --> 0:00:46.480 Oh yes it whah. I am now at the same 0:00:46.520 --> 0:00:49.199 age as you, so you are no longer older and wiser. 0:00:51.600 --> 0:00:54.320 No comeback for that, abosltly, no come back? All right, 0:00:54.480 --> 0:00:56.640 come back? Well what are we talking about today? Today's 0:00:56.680 --> 0:00:58.880 episode is a bit of a funny one. We've covered 0:00:58.880 --> 0:01:02.360 some pretty heavy thing but drenched them in humor. And 0:01:02.400 --> 0:01:04.840 there is no better way to kick things off than 0:01:05.000 --> 0:01:08.800 a tale about your pit involving an awful lot of 0:01:09.400 --> 0:01:10.840 packed pooh oh. 0:01:10.800 --> 0:01:13.680 God forgot about this. So last week we spoke about 0:01:13.680 --> 0:01:15.440 your hospital and. 0:01:15.400 --> 0:01:18.560 We click baited, we click baited a little bit and 0:01:18.880 --> 0:01:22.000 someone else being in the hospital the exact same time. Yeah, 0:01:22.160 --> 0:01:27.160 sosent represented the go go anyone else in there at 0:01:27.160 --> 0:01:29.679 the same time. Oh my god. It was actually wild 0:01:29.760 --> 0:01:30.200 to hear that. 0:01:30.240 --> 0:01:32.560 You were like I called you being like, hey, I'm 0:01:32.600 --> 0:01:35.920 in hospital, and you're like so was I. Anyway, let 0:01:35.959 --> 0:01:40.360 me take you back. I woke up on a couple 0:01:40.440 --> 0:01:43.920 of Saturdays ago. Charlie has had such a bad back 0:01:43.920 --> 0:01:46.919 since Europe, just with all of the lifting and carrying 0:01:46.959 --> 0:01:49.200 that he had to do because I was pregnant, and 0:01:49.560 --> 0:01:51.920 he woke up with terrible back pain. We've been back 0:01:51.960 --> 0:01:55.040 for about a week, and I said, I'll get up 0:01:55.080 --> 0:01:57.400 with Rue. We'll make pancakes. You know, I'm trying to 0:01:57.400 --> 0:02:00.680 be like good mom Aaras Smith exactly, Glenorousmith. 0:02:01.320 --> 0:02:05.000 And then we poured the butter into the pan. Anyway 0:02:05.920 --> 0:02:10.640 of this, so I said wait one minute, and they. 0:02:10.960 --> 0:02:16.240 But so we made pancakes and Rue loved it. I 0:02:16.280 --> 0:02:18.960 was like yeah, and then kind of sat down to 0:02:19.000 --> 0:02:21.919 watch cartoons or something on TV, and I was like, oh, 0:02:22.040 --> 0:02:24.160 I kind of need to do a little poo. So 0:02:24.400 --> 0:02:27.760 I decided that I would go and do that and 0:02:28.440 --> 0:02:31.760 started to you know, push, and then I started to 0:02:31.760 --> 0:02:34.840 get really really hot. 0:02:35.400 --> 0:02:36.760 It was like a cold sweat. 0:02:36.800 --> 0:02:40.040 So I stripped off, like completely naked on the loo 0:02:40.800 --> 0:02:42.720 and then I was like, oh oh, I felt like 0:02:42.800 --> 0:02:44.760 my blood pressure had dropped, and I was like, I 0:02:44.800 --> 0:02:46.919 need to like lay down. So then I lay down 0:02:46.919 --> 0:02:48.639 on the tiles of the bathroom. 0:02:48.320 --> 0:02:51.960 Flooring better when you're feeling that dizzy, and those cold 0:02:52.000 --> 0:02:54.320 tiles so nice and even like when you're prenant on 0:02:54.320 --> 0:02:54.800 your bellies. 0:02:55.720 --> 0:02:58.880 And then this pain all of a sudden started and 0:02:58.919 --> 0:03:01.560 it was a really sharp pain. 0:03:01.760 --> 0:03:02.680 It was constant. 0:03:02.720 --> 0:03:05.560 I did not get a reprieve from it, and it 0:03:05.639 --> 0:03:09.120 felt like something inside of my stomach had twisted. 0:03:10.320 --> 0:03:10.480 You know. 0:03:10.520 --> 0:03:13.160 I'm trying to move positions to see if the pain. 0:03:13.040 --> 0:03:16.040 Eases, like just to pain. E run a picture Charlie's 0:03:16.080 --> 0:03:18.120 in bed, You're naked on the tiles. 0:03:18.000 --> 0:03:18.880 Rus watching TV. 0:03:19.639 --> 0:03:21.520 Thank God, what did we do without TV? 0:03:21.680 --> 0:03:25.960 Honestly, honestly, And then I'm just like, oh, oh, God 0:03:26.120 --> 0:03:29.120 or God, and like, I have had some pretty intense 0:03:29.160 --> 0:03:32.680 pain with this pregnancy, and my obstetrician who I'm no 0:03:32.720 --> 0:03:34.320 longer working with, but we'll get to that in a 0:03:34.360 --> 0:03:35.320 couple of episodes. 0:03:35.800 --> 0:03:39.400 She had said that her Bye Mike, she had said. 0:03:39.280 --> 0:03:42.960 That I have really tight ligaments and that ligament pain 0:03:43.080 --> 0:03:46.920 can be excruciating, and said that that's what my pain 0:03:47.000 --> 0:03:48.800 had been. And I'd already been to hospital once with 0:03:48.880 --> 0:03:50.920 this pain. This was not the same pain and a 0:03:50.960 --> 0:03:55.000 completely different spot. This was on my lower left where 0:03:55.000 --> 0:03:58.680 my digestive system is. So we're piecing it together. But 0:03:58.800 --> 0:04:01.600 I had thought maybe the this is ligament pain, and 0:04:01.680 --> 0:04:04.160 so with that, I got myself up off the tiles 0:04:04.240 --> 0:04:07.800 and I went and got into bed, thinking, okay, I 0:04:07.840 --> 0:04:08.960 just need to kind of let it pass. 0:04:09.280 --> 0:04:10.320 Is Charlie still sleeping. 0:04:10.440 --> 0:04:13.680 Yeah, he's still sleeping. I get into bed and I'm like, oh, babe, bye. 0:04:13.680 --> 0:04:16.080 I am like not well, like something's going on. 0:04:16.160 --> 0:04:17.360 I've got really bad pain. 0:04:18.040 --> 0:04:21.800 And then I just started moaning from the pain because 0:04:21.800 --> 0:04:23.440 I did not have a reprieve and it was like 0:04:23.480 --> 0:04:26.640 a ten on the pain scale. Right, I feel like 0:04:26.680 --> 0:04:28.920 my pain tolerance is a lot higher than it used 0:04:28.960 --> 0:04:32.880 to be. And it scared me because this did not stop, 0:04:32.960 --> 0:04:35.280 and I could not get into any position and I 0:04:35.400 --> 0:04:37.119 was just like, oh my god, Oh my god. 0:04:37.200 --> 0:04:38.040 And then Ruth. 0:04:37.880 --> 0:04:40.240 Started coming in and she's like mommy, mommy, trying to 0:04:40.279 --> 0:04:42.320 calm me. But I was like, Charlie, you've got to 0:04:42.360 --> 0:04:45.240 get her away because I need to focus on whatever 0:04:45.279 --> 0:04:47.600 this is. She's like, okay, I'll take her out and 0:04:47.680 --> 0:04:49.400 just like let me know if it gets worse. He 0:04:49.440 --> 0:04:52.520 didn't make it out the door because basically it got worse. 0:04:53.240 --> 0:04:56.159 I ran back to the bathroom. I tried to push again. 0:04:57.000 --> 0:04:59.560 That didn't work. I was like laying on the tiles, 0:05:00.080 --> 0:05:02.479 basically screaming, and I said to him, you have to 0:05:02.520 --> 0:05:05.960 call an ambulance because there is nothing that I can 0:05:06.040 --> 0:05:10.480 do that is making this pain go away. Like I 0:05:10.520 --> 0:05:12.880 am starting to panic because I can't get a handle 0:05:12.880 --> 0:05:14.880 on the pain. I was like, it's not a good pain, 0:05:14.920 --> 0:05:18.680 it's a bad pain. So he called the ambulance and 0:05:19.240 --> 0:05:22.240 thank god, it was like two female paramedics arrived. 0:05:21.920 --> 0:05:24.280 Because I was like, we still butt naked. I was butt. 0:05:24.120 --> 0:05:26.640 Naked on the floor in the weirdest position. Like they 0:05:26.640 --> 0:05:27.960 saw it all right. 0:05:27.760 --> 0:05:30.240 They would have seen it before, and they were so nice. 0:05:30.279 --> 0:05:32.160 I would just like ask me all the questions, you know, 0:05:32.279 --> 0:05:34.720 and they came really quickly because obviously the triples are on. 0:05:34.800 --> 0:05:36.719 Knew that I was pregnant and we weren't sure what 0:05:36.720 --> 0:05:39.600 the pain was, so that was good. And then they said, okay, 0:05:39.640 --> 0:05:41.880 we're going to give you the green whistle, and I 0:05:41.960 --> 0:05:44.520 was like in my head, fucking yes, I'm going to 0:05:44.600 --> 0:05:47.720 get some help here. The pain's gonna go away a 0:05:47.760 --> 0:05:51.160 green whistle. It's an inhaler and they're green, that's why 0:05:51.160 --> 0:05:56.320 they get it. The actual name is metha methioxi fluorine 0:05:56.800 --> 0:06:00.120 and it's a non addictive, non narcotic, and it's very 0:06:00.120 --> 0:06:03.680 safe to use, so it beats out other analgesics such 0:06:03.680 --> 0:06:07.279 as nitrous oxide and morphine in that it's fast acting, 0:06:07.360 --> 0:06:10.200 so it is instant. But do you reckon it did anything? 0:06:11.160 --> 0:06:13.240 And you were like, no, betting. You were sucking on 0:06:13.279 --> 0:06:14.600 that green whistle like you suck. 0:06:14.720 --> 0:06:16.320 And the thing is She's like, it's going to taste 0:06:16.320 --> 0:06:19.200 a bit gross, and so I couldn't even like inhale 0:06:19.240 --> 0:06:19.599 it to begin. 0:06:19.760 --> 0:06:20.479 I was like coughing up. 0:06:20.520 --> 0:06:22.080 So I was like, oh my god, this fucking thing 0:06:22.120 --> 0:06:26.080 on TV. They make it look so good. Just chemicals, 0:06:26.120 --> 0:06:29.720 Oh yeah, chemically gas anyway, so I make it down my. 0:06:30.279 --> 0:06:32.279 Thirty eight stairs, which can. 0:06:32.160 --> 0:06:34.159 You imagine in a ten pain because I've got to 0:06:34.160 --> 0:06:36.479 get out of the apartment. I would have thought they 0:06:36.640 --> 0:06:41.080 stretched you if I had been completely immobile, Yes, but 0:06:41.160 --> 0:06:42.320 it was too dramatic. 0:06:42.600 --> 0:06:44.159 Yeah, so I'm like walking. 0:06:45.800 --> 0:06:48.120 I mean I thought they were going to but when 0:06:48.160 --> 0:06:49.640 I realized we were walking, I was like, all right, 0:06:50.160 --> 0:06:51.280 keep it moving, keep it moving. 0:06:51.360 --> 0:06:54.040 I hope you put clothes on. Yeah. They were like, okay, 0:06:54.080 --> 0:06:57.479 so let's get dressed. I was like, yeah, let's get dress. 0:06:57.560 --> 0:06:58.560 It's so embarrassing. 0:06:59.120 --> 0:07:01.080 After I got down the third eight steps and took 0:07:01.120 --> 0:07:04.440 this giant step into the ambulance, I'm like laying there. 0:07:04.920 --> 0:07:07.640 By this time, the adrenaline's kicked in and I'm like 0:07:07.880 --> 0:07:12.480 shivering and shaking and trying to suck on this green thing. 0:07:12.640 --> 0:07:15.080 And like it's also a bit trafficky because it's a 0:07:15.120 --> 0:07:16.480 Saturday morning. 0:07:16.200 --> 0:07:18.480 To get the sirens on. They didn't have the sirens 0:07:18.520 --> 0:07:22.040 on because they know it's not but I come on, 0:07:22.200 --> 0:07:25.120 you're in pain and you're pregnant. I would use your light. 0:07:25.280 --> 0:07:26.040 I would have loved that. 0:07:26.480 --> 0:07:31.840 So they take me to ed at the Royal and 0:07:32.440 --> 0:07:35.360 this is the thing, right, they get me out, we're 0:07:35.400 --> 0:07:38.040 walking into ED and then they're like, oh no, no, 0:07:38.440 --> 0:07:41.840 she's pregnant. You have to take her to the Royal 0:07:42.000 --> 0:07:43.080 Women's Hospital. 0:07:43.280 --> 0:07:44.480 They're all bloody joined. 0:07:44.880 --> 0:07:46.960 It's so confusing. So then I had to walk all 0:07:46.960 --> 0:07:49.600 the way back to the ambulance and we had to 0:07:49.720 --> 0:07:51.560 know with the paramedics. 0:07:51.040 --> 0:07:53.160 And then we had to drive to the around the corner. 0:07:53.240 --> 0:07:55.000 Yeah, but they stretched me. I was in a stretcher, 0:07:55.000 --> 0:07:55.520 so that was fine. 0:07:55.560 --> 0:07:55.680 Year. 0:07:55.720 --> 0:07:57.480 So they stretched me to ED and they're like no, no, no, 0:07:57.480 --> 0:07:59.640 You've got to go to the delivery suite. So then 0:07:59.640 --> 0:08:00.960 they Richard me there and I. 0:08:00.920 --> 0:08:02.559 Was just saying he would have been panicking at that point, 0:08:02.600 --> 0:08:04.840 like I'm not ready to deliver. Oh I know. And 0:08:04.920 --> 0:08:06.520 actually when I called Charlie, I'm. 0:08:06.440 --> 0:08:08.880 Like, I'm in a delivery sweet. I didn't give details 0:08:08.880 --> 0:08:11.280 because I wasn't thinking about that. But he gets to 0:08:11.320 --> 0:08:13.920 eat in They're like, oh, she's in the delivery suite 0:08:14.280 --> 0:08:16.280 and the guy's like in the lift with him taking 0:08:16.320 --> 0:08:19.320 him there, like one of the nurses and he's like, oh, 0:08:19.760 --> 0:08:22.240 so big day having a baby, and Charlie's just like, 0:08:22.520 --> 0:08:27.000 I hope not. I couldn't even speak so concerned about 0:08:27.240 --> 0:08:29.120 you know, whether like we can't have a baby, like 0:08:29.160 --> 0:08:29.800 it's way too early. 0:08:29.960 --> 0:08:30.200 Yeah. 0:08:30.360 --> 0:08:33.680 But anyway, I get to the delivery suite, the midwives 0:08:33.720 --> 0:08:36.280 come in and they're kind of treating everything and just 0:08:36.360 --> 0:08:38.480 doing a once over, like my belly. They're like, okay, well, 0:08:38.480 --> 0:08:40.679 your belly's nice and soft, so we're not too worried 0:08:40.679 --> 0:08:43.240 about baby. We'll do a dop bler to check the heartbeat. 0:08:43.280 --> 0:08:46.160 Heartbeats all good. We're going to give you some pain relief. 0:08:46.200 --> 0:08:49.280 And I was like, fuck yes. By then, it's probably 0:08:49.320 --> 0:08:52.960 been an hour of this pain. And they're like, we'll 0:08:52.960 --> 0:08:57.559 give you some codeine because that's pretty much all we're 0:08:57.559 --> 0:08:59.800 comfortable with giving you while you're pregnant. And I was like, 0:08:59.840 --> 0:09:03.440 I can't have codine, like honestly, like I had that 0:09:03.520 --> 0:09:06.480 really bad migraine at the beginning of the pregnancy and 0:09:06.640 --> 0:09:11.319 codine did basically fuck all. So but gradually I take 0:09:11.320 --> 0:09:13.040 the coding because obviously I'm in a lot of pain. 0:09:13.280 --> 0:09:13.640 Yeah. 0:09:13.679 --> 0:09:15.640 So by them when they're like feeling my bows and 0:09:15.679 --> 0:09:18.439 being like oh wow, okay, it feels like you're quite 0:09:18.440 --> 0:09:19.400 backed up, blah blah blah. 0:09:19.440 --> 0:09:21.719 Oh so they've diagnosed you by this point. 0:09:21.520 --> 0:09:23.440 Well, they've done a check and they've felt my bows 0:09:23.480 --> 0:09:25.280 and they can feel where it's tender. They're like, there's 0:09:25.280 --> 0:09:27.240 this tender and it's only tender on one side. They're like, 0:09:27.240 --> 0:09:28.760 we can feel it, we can feel it, but will 0:09:28.800 --> 0:09:31.120 wait till the doctor comes or whatever to do the 0:09:31.120 --> 0:09:34.520 actual diagnosis. They're like, we're not worried about baby, but 0:09:35.040 --> 0:09:37.400 when did you last do a movement? And I said, oh, well, I. 0:09:37.440 --> 0:09:39.520 Love the language that they use. Can they not just 0:09:39.559 --> 0:09:40.000 say shit? 0:09:40.120 --> 0:09:41.320 Yeah? When do you take a big shit? 0:09:41.920 --> 0:09:42.280 Yeah? 0:09:42.320 --> 0:09:45.120 Well it had been a while and when I thought 0:09:45.160 --> 0:09:48.520 about the frequency of my bow movie. 0:09:48.400 --> 0:09:51.480 You don't often think like, it's not like you notes 0:09:51.559 --> 0:09:54.360 down your poos right well, and if you weren't feeling 0:09:54.480 --> 0:09:57.800 uncomfortable up until that point, well that's the thing. 0:09:57.920 --> 0:10:00.880 And typically I have I'm not a good power and 0:10:00.920 --> 0:10:03.640 I have a really lazy bow. So for me to 0:10:03.720 --> 0:10:07.400 go once a week is actually pretty normal. They had 0:10:07.400 --> 0:10:08.280 given me the gas. 0:10:08.360 --> 0:10:08.600 Sorry. 0:10:08.640 --> 0:10:10.920 When I got there, the gas was amazing. It just 0:10:10.960 --> 0:10:14.200 took the edge off. But then before the doctors came, 0:10:14.280 --> 0:10:16.760 they said, okay, so the doctors want you to stop 0:10:16.840 --> 0:10:18.959 using the gas because we need you to be coherent 0:10:19.040 --> 0:10:20.559 when they're here to you. 0:10:20.800 --> 0:10:23.120 Basically weren't responding in any sentence. 0:10:23.320 --> 0:10:25.560 No, I was high as a kite and I was 0:10:25.600 --> 0:10:26.320 fucking loving it. 0:10:26.480 --> 0:10:27.679 Yeah that much. 0:10:27.679 --> 0:10:29.520 I can still feel the pain, but it took the 0:10:29.679 --> 0:10:32.120 edge off. And then as soon as I stopped the gas, 0:10:32.200 --> 0:10:34.160 the pain was back and forth. Anyway, So we got 0:10:34.160 --> 0:10:36.240 through that, got through to concert with the doctor. I'm 0:10:36.280 --> 0:10:38.959 taking them of a cole. I talk about six sashets. 0:10:39.360 --> 0:10:42.959 I've taken the laxatives and at some point I fall 0:10:43.040 --> 0:10:44.480 asleep for a few hours. 0:10:44.760 --> 0:10:45.960 Awake up about. 0:10:45.760 --> 0:10:49.640 Six pm and nothing had come out by this point 0:10:49.679 --> 0:10:52.200 by any means, but I think it had kind of 0:10:52.200 --> 0:10:55.960 got things going anyway. They're like, yep, doctors don't need 0:10:56.000 --> 0:10:57.480 to see you with just double checked the happy for 0:10:57.520 --> 0:10:58.240 you to be discharged. 0:10:58.280 --> 0:10:59.080 I was like, amazing. 0:11:00.000 --> 0:11:02.240 We start to get out of bed and I'm like 0:11:02.440 --> 0:11:05.280 just getting dressed again, and then i feel a faint 0:11:05.280 --> 0:11:07.720 bit of pain and I'm like it's okay. 0:11:07.520 --> 0:11:09.360 It's fine, it's awkwod, don't worry about it. 0:11:09.840 --> 0:11:11.800 Say goodbye to the midwives. One of the midvies was 0:11:11.840 --> 0:11:13.720 so cute. She wrote me like a little thing like 0:11:14.000 --> 0:11:16.920 warm limb and water with every meal, like stewed fruits. 0:11:17.160 --> 0:11:19.600 So she was like you know you need to do this. 0:11:19.600 --> 0:11:21.600 This is really going to help prepare. Yeah, and I 0:11:21.600 --> 0:11:26.720 was like, hey, so the birthing Sweet to the emergency department, 0:11:26.760 --> 0:11:31.400 which is where Charlie parked, is probably a ten minute walk, 0:11:31.480 --> 0:11:34.320 and it's just like down in the lifts across down 0:11:34.320 --> 0:11:36.560 in another set of lifts. At the end of that 0:11:36.600 --> 0:11:39.480 ten minute walk, I was hunched over and Charlie's like, 0:11:39.600 --> 0:11:41.040 you wait here, I'll take Rudy to. 0:11:41.000 --> 0:11:41.520 Get the car. 0:11:42.800 --> 0:11:45.320 The car was five minutes away, like in the garage. 0:11:45.400 --> 0:11:48.559 And in that five minutes, I had walked myself back 0:11:48.600 --> 0:11:50.520 into ED and I just said to them, Hey, I've 0:11:50.559 --> 0:11:53.240 just been discharged, but do you mind if I just 0:11:53.320 --> 0:11:56.040 sit here. I'm not feeling very well. My pain I 0:11:56.040 --> 0:11:58.360 think is coming back, and could you get me some water? 0:11:58.559 --> 0:12:01.960 And he was like, yep, absolutely. Anyway, in the two 0:12:02.000 --> 0:12:03.880 minutes that it took for him to come out from 0:12:03.880 --> 0:12:06.559 behind the glass, I had started vomiting. 0:12:06.679 --> 0:12:08.559 I was on all fours, so I was on my knees. 0:12:09.080 --> 0:12:09.959 Was it a pack to ED? 0:12:10.280 --> 0:12:12.079 It wasn't as packed as I've seen it, but there 0:12:12.080 --> 0:12:13.960 were people. People were like, are you okay? 0:12:14.000 --> 0:12:17.160 And I'm like, no, God, the drama I know I. 0:12:17.360 --> 0:12:21.679 Was on my knees vomiting into a bag. This nurse 0:12:21.760 --> 0:12:25.599 comes out and she says, do you have a virus 0:12:25.600 --> 0:12:29.760 like a U okay? And I said no, no, no virus. 0:12:30.920 --> 0:12:34.120 And she's like, are you in pain? And I said yes, 0:12:34.440 --> 0:12:37.199 I'm in pain. And I was like, I've just been discharged, 0:12:37.200 --> 0:12:38.920 and so she like and I put my wrist out 0:12:38.960 --> 0:12:41.840 and she like scander it or whatever. Anyway, they basically 0:12:41.840 --> 0:12:44.760 took me and readmitted me. So I got admitted into 0:12:44.800 --> 0:12:46.640 the emergency department. 0:12:46.880 --> 0:12:48.280 And short stay. 0:12:49.160 --> 0:12:52.280 Not having short stay, this was like the examination area, okay. 0:12:52.400 --> 0:12:55.800 So I went in there and by this time, so 0:12:55.960 --> 0:12:57.280 Charlie had come with Ruber. 0:12:57.679 --> 0:13:00.880 He's like, where'd you go? She's like, shit it Charlie 0:13:00.960 --> 0:13:04.360 come heah? Is that her? 0:13:04.880 --> 0:13:11.040 I am streaming like from the pain on all shill chills. 0:13:11.520 --> 0:13:13.240 I'm like to Charlie, do something. 0:13:13.320 --> 0:13:15.120 You have to help me, like you have to make 0:13:15.160 --> 0:13:18.600 them help me, like this has like been twelve hours 0:13:18.600 --> 0:13:21.280 at this point, like with a little bit of you know, 0:13:21.440 --> 0:13:23.920 what's through doing. She looked concerned the whole time, because 0:13:23.920 --> 0:13:25.559 I was just like, fuck, this is probably gonna star. 0:13:25.840 --> 0:13:28.080 And I know if kids are psychopass, she probably would 0:13:28.080 --> 0:13:29.360 have thought it was funny and you were playing a game. 0:13:29.679 --> 0:13:33.880 Yeah, so true. But there was this really cool doctor 0:13:34.160 --> 0:13:36.480 on the ward and he said, was it doctor Matt? 0:13:36.880 --> 0:13:38.160 I don't know if it was. 0:13:38.240 --> 0:13:38.800 That's the thing. 0:13:38.960 --> 0:13:41.640 I don't photo. Oh you've got a photo, of course 0:13:41.679 --> 0:13:42.560 I do. I love him. 0:13:42.640 --> 0:13:44.840 Shut up, that's so funny. I didn't take any photos, 0:13:44.840 --> 0:13:50.199 and helpless I had take a photo. I just googled him, like. 0:13:50.320 --> 0:13:55.120 Okay, that gay, we'll look at that. So so basically they. 0:13:55.040 --> 0:13:59.360 Come in and he's like, we're gonna get you pain relief. 0:13:59.800 --> 0:14:02.640 And basically it sounds like doctor Matt. I reckon, it's 0:14:02.679 --> 0:14:03.640 doctor Matt. It does. 0:14:03.679 --> 0:14:06.640 And in two seconds, this amazing female doctor comes in 0:14:07.200 --> 0:14:09.400 and she's like, so, what's happened today? And I said, 0:14:09.679 --> 0:14:11.040 I cannot talk Charlie. 0:14:11.080 --> 0:14:13.400 So he quickly told her and are you cranky at 0:14:13.400 --> 0:14:14.959 this point? No, I wasn't. 0:14:14.800 --> 0:14:17.040 Cranky at this point. I was calm. I was calm 0:14:17.080 --> 0:14:18.200 because I'd been helped. 0:14:18.559 --> 0:14:20.960 Yeah, but as you said, it's been twelve hours, you're 0:14:21.000 --> 0:14:21.520 still there. 0:14:21.760 --> 0:14:24.760 Nothing's moved, nothing's moved, and I'm just like, I just 0:14:24.800 --> 0:14:27.240 don't want to feel pain. I was just tired anyway. 0:14:27.320 --> 0:14:30.080 So She's like, Okay, we're going to put an r 0:14:30.240 --> 0:14:32.000 iv in and we're going to give you morphine. And 0:14:32.040 --> 0:14:34.440 it was like music to my ears because morphine is 0:14:34.520 --> 0:14:35.480 just fucking an instant. 0:14:35.640 --> 0:14:38.640 You know. Wait, can I just quickly show you? Yeah, yeah, 0:14:38.680 --> 0:14:41.520 show me. That is him. I'm not even kidding. 0:14:41.600 --> 0:14:43.560 That is him. He is the one who was like, 0:14:43.640 --> 0:14:47.120 we are getting you pain relief. Oh my god, I 0:14:47.200 --> 0:14:50.880 actually could cry that to find Doctor Matt and just 0:14:50.920 --> 0:14:52.920 tell him that he is the best doctor in the 0:14:52.960 --> 0:14:54.720 whole world. He was the only one who saw me 0:14:54.760 --> 0:14:57.240 as a person in pain, I say, and. 0:14:57.160 --> 0:14:59.080 The only one that actually cared for you. 0:14:59.440 --> 0:15:01.400 Yeah, I think, and I get it. We do care 0:15:01.440 --> 0:15:03.400 about the baby, but at this point it had been 0:15:03.520 --> 0:15:06.320 so long. So yeah, after he was like, we're going 0:15:06.400 --> 0:15:08.080 to get your pain relief, she came in, had to 0:15:08.160 --> 0:15:10.160 quick chat with Charlie. But as she's chatting with Charlie, 0:15:10.160 --> 0:15:15.400 she's putting a canula into my veins and within I 0:15:15.440 --> 0:15:19.080 reckon less than ten minutes, I got a dose of morphine. Yes, 0:15:19.440 --> 0:15:22.240 and it was instant, and I just lay there being 0:15:22.320 --> 0:15:24.840 like this is good. This is like the best I 0:15:24.920 --> 0:15:27.640 felt all day. And then Dr Matt now we know 0:15:27.680 --> 0:15:30.880 it's doctor Matt, which is fucking insanems and he goes, 0:15:31.000 --> 0:15:32.720 no one should be in that amount of pain. 0:15:33.040 --> 0:15:35.880 That's not okay, are you talking about this? I knew 0:15:35.880 --> 0:15:38.960 that you must be talking about my maid, so that 0:15:39.120 --> 0:15:41.640 our saviors were the same guy. I'll save you well, 0:15:41.720 --> 0:15:44.200 you know what. It's also someone will know. 0:15:44.560 --> 0:15:46.120 We need to send him a bunch of flower saying 0:15:46.160 --> 0:15:46.480 how are you. 0:15:46.440 --> 0:15:48.560 Doctor Matt da You do not remember us, but we 0:15:48.600 --> 0:15:50.920 actually have a podcast together and we're in this hospital 0:15:51.520 --> 0:15:54.040 on the same weekend, and you helped both of us 0:15:54.040 --> 0:15:56.440 when not really listening to us. 0:15:56.520 --> 0:15:58.760 And I also just I could hear the consults that 0:15:58.800 --> 0:16:04.280 he was doing and he was kind, so kind, so kind, calm. 0:16:04.000 --> 0:16:09.240 And acting Director Prince of Wales Emergency Department. What a legend. 0:16:09.360 --> 0:16:12.080 Why do I know that donuts? Yeah? Have I googled 0:16:12.120 --> 0:16:14.240 him extensively since yes you have? 0:16:14.400 --> 0:16:16.520 Yeah, yeah, shout out to him. If anyone knows the 0:16:16.600 --> 0:16:19.160 moves listening, just let him know you've got two fangals. 0:16:19.200 --> 0:16:22.920 Honestly, just like it makes such a difference when someone 0:16:23.360 --> 0:16:26.720 shows you that bit of compassion, and yeah, yeah it is. 0:16:26.920 --> 0:16:29.120 That's so weird though, that we're both talking about this. 0:16:29.320 --> 0:16:31.640 I know what are the cancels. 0:16:32.520 --> 0:16:35.640 So I got the morphine and by then it's probably 0:16:35.680 --> 0:16:39.280 like a thirty and I just said to Charlie like, look, 0:16:39.360 --> 0:16:42.520 you go home. There's no point and you're staying here 0:16:42.520 --> 0:16:44.960 with Rue, like you go home. So they left and 0:16:45.000 --> 0:16:46.920 I was like kind of relieved because I was like, 0:16:47.400 --> 0:16:48.640 you guys have been there the whole day, and. 0:16:48.680 --> 0:16:49.560 Ru was so good. 0:16:49.960 --> 0:16:52.080 She just was so chill the whole day. When I slept, 0:16:52.080 --> 0:16:53.480 she had a little sleep with me on the bed. 0:16:54.280 --> 0:16:55.560 I sent you the phone. 0:16:55.880 --> 0:16:58.600 It's actually so sadly. It's not cute, it's sad. It's 0:16:58.640 --> 0:17:00.360 really sad anyway. 0:17:00.400 --> 0:17:02.080 So then they were kind of like, all right, we're 0:17:02.080 --> 0:17:05.679 going to move you to short Stay soon, and we 0:17:05.720 --> 0:17:07.720 need you to do about movement before you leave. 0:17:07.640 --> 0:17:09.280 Once again, because we need you to say. 0:17:09.119 --> 0:17:11.120 We need you to shit, we we. 0:17:11.080 --> 0:17:13.040 Need you to move that pooh, we gotta go. 0:17:13.640 --> 0:17:16.480 So they moved me to short Stay and I said, 0:17:16.480 --> 0:17:18.760 am I going to be here overnight? And they said, yeah, 0:17:18.800 --> 0:17:20.399 you're going to be here every night, so prepare for that. 0:17:20.440 --> 0:17:22.160 So I was like, okay, so cool, Chyler that tomorrow 0:17:22.160 --> 0:17:25.600 it's all good. And the morphine it lasted so long, 0:17:25.640 --> 0:17:27.840