1 00:00:11,189 --> 00:00:13,909 Speaker 1: You're listening to a MoMA Mia podcast. 2 00:00:14,829 --> 00:00:17,909 Speaker 2: Mom and Maya acknowledges the traditional owners of land and 3 00:00:17,949 --> 00:00:30,029 Speaker 2: waters that this podcast is recorded on Hello and welcome 4 00:00:30,069 --> 00:00:33,069 Speaker 2: to Cancels. The podcast looks at silly celebrity crimes and 5 00:00:33,069 --> 00:00:35,869 Speaker 2: assigns charges and sentences to them so we can all 6 00:00:35,909 --> 00:00:38,349 Speaker 2: move on with our lives. I'm Clean Stephen, and I'm 7 00:00:38,429 --> 00:00:41,829 Speaker 2: Jesse Stevens, and today is part two of two episodes 8 00:00:41,869 --> 00:00:46,149 Speaker 2: we're doing about reality stuff businessman, former president and current 9 00:00:46,349 --> 00:00:52,029 Speaker 2: presidential candidate Donald John Trump. I feel like we haven't 10 00:00:52,029 --> 00:01:00,029 Speaker 2: made up an affectionate nickname yet, Donnie, Donnie dj name JJ. 11 00:01:00,949 --> 00:01:05,069 Speaker 2: I do like Donnie. I think it's quite infantilizing and offensive. Yeah, 12 00:01:05,509 --> 00:01:08,589 Speaker 2: let's just see where it's where it goes. We do 13 00:01:08,709 --> 00:01:11,589 Speaker 2: need any game. In part on, we discussed all the 14 00:01:11,629 --> 00:01:15,829 Speaker 2: cooked things Trump did pre presidency and during his election campaign, 15 00:01:16,309 --> 00:01:18,189 Speaker 2: and now in part two, we're going to talk about 16 00:01:18,229 --> 00:01:21,589 Speaker 2: all the things you forgot he did as president, and 17 00:01:21,709 --> 00:01:25,549 Speaker 2: I think we collectively blocked it out because of trauma. 18 00:01:26,149 --> 00:01:29,589 Speaker 2: I genuinely forgot so much of this, and some of 19 00:01:29,629 --> 00:01:31,589 Speaker 2: it's a lot of people who are in denial. Just 20 00:01:31,589 --> 00:01:33,869 Speaker 2: go he didn't actually do anything you know, yeah, yeah, 21 00:01:33,989 --> 00:01:36,269 Speaker 2: he was too lazy. He was too busy with his 22 00:01:36,349 --> 00:01:38,829 Speaker 2: diet cox and on his golf course. I was like, no, 23 00:01:38,949 --> 00:01:43,589 Speaker 2: he doesn't. Yeah. So my structure for today is as 24 00:01:43,629 --> 00:01:48,509 Speaker 2: follows the dance policies, the time he shut the government down, 25 00:01:49,469 --> 00:01:52,869 Speaker 2: managing COVID like a reality star who was somehow the president, 26 00:01:53,589 --> 00:01:57,269 Speaker 2: rogue shit and refusing to lose like a toddler. The 27 00:01:57,389 --> 00:02:03,629 Speaker 2: dance Jesse. This is entirely out of order chronologically, but 28 00:02:03,749 --> 00:02:14,869 Speaker 2: I couldn't talk about Trump. Okay, okay, I'm going to 29 00:02:14,909 --> 00:02:18,949 Speaker 2: say something. When I see that dance on TikTok, I 30 00:02:19,069 --> 00:02:23,029 Speaker 2: feel affections. I know he's a bad man and I 31 00:02:23,029 --> 00:02:24,829 Speaker 2: would not vote for him, but I go, this is 32 00:02:24,869 --> 00:02:28,269 Speaker 2: a campaign strategy. It wire him wire. His hands always 33 00:02:28,269 --> 00:02:29,989 Speaker 2: bunched into a little fists, probably because his hands are 34 00:02:30,029 --> 00:02:33,229 Speaker 2: quite small when he opens them up. But he looks 35 00:02:33,469 --> 00:02:35,669 Speaker 2: so much like your baby. And we have said this 36 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:39,069 Speaker 2: that when she first started discovering her hands, she would 37 00:02:39,069 --> 00:02:41,429 Speaker 2: do that dance. Yeah yeah, yeah, and like kind of 38 00:02:41,469 --> 00:02:43,469 Speaker 2: a little jig where you get you get your shoulders 39 00:02:43,469 --> 00:02:47,989 Speaker 2: into it and you're like dun, dunt, dun, and it's 40 00:02:48,069 --> 00:02:51,629 Speaker 2: so camp. It's so camp. So on the campaign trail 41 00:02:51,669 --> 00:02:55,349 Speaker 2: in twenty twenty, he starts doing this weird dance, and 42 00:02:55,429 --> 00:02:57,429 Speaker 2: it seems have said to me that a whole country 43 00:02:57,549 --> 00:03:00,589 Speaker 2: is meant to take seriously a man who dances to 44 00:03:00,709 --> 00:03:03,549 Speaker 2: ymca by the village people like the guide a wedding 45 00:03:03,589 --> 00:03:06,549 Speaker 2: who no one can remember inviting. You know, that guy 46 00:03:06,749 --> 00:03:08,629 Speaker 2: is just like in a suit. You're like, who's that? 47 00:03:08,989 --> 00:03:11,709 Speaker 2: And You're like and everyone's like, it's not really, I 48 00:03:11,749 --> 00:03:14,149 Speaker 2: don't know who that is, really, Jesse, I'm going to 49 00:03:14,189 --> 00:03:17,549 Speaker 2: play you the dance, okay, And just for context, he 50 00:03:17,709 --> 00:03:21,429 Speaker 2: started doing it once he recovered from COVID and felt 51 00:03:21,469 --> 00:03:30,589 Speaker 2: a new sense of vitally Okay. The thing I love 52 00:03:30,629 --> 00:03:34,069 Speaker 2: about this dance is that there is a stereotype. I 53 00:03:34,069 --> 00:03:36,029 Speaker 2: think I've heard a black comedian talk about this, that 54 00:03:36,309 --> 00:03:39,589 Speaker 2: if the black person is walking towards the dance floor, 55 00:03:39,869 --> 00:03:42,709 Speaker 2: they'll dance to the dance floor like they'll actually dance 56 00:03:42,749 --> 00:03:45,869 Speaker 2: on their way, and they just have rhythm in places 57 00:03:45,909 --> 00:03:48,509 Speaker 2: white people don't even know exist. They have rhythm in 58 00:03:48,549 --> 00:03:51,029 Speaker 2: their hips and their shoulders and they just dance through 59 00:03:51,069 --> 00:03:54,869 Speaker 2: it flows through them. The thing about Trump is his 60 00:03:54,949 --> 00:03:58,829 Speaker 2: ability to dance only from the wrists to the hands, 61 00:03:59,269 --> 00:04:01,549 Speaker 2: like he's actually not dancing with any other part of him. 62 00:04:01,709 --> 00:04:04,229 Speaker 2: And it makes me think about one of his philosophies 63 00:04:04,269 --> 00:04:06,309 Speaker 2: on life, which we talked about last time, that he 64 00:04:06,589 --> 00:04:10,629 Speaker 2: is a keen golfer who refuses to walk, who he 65 00:04:10,669 --> 00:04:13,989 Speaker 2: thinks that the exercising is actually sitting on the golf 66 00:04:14,029 --> 00:04:18,309 Speaker 2: cut having a decoke, as he may call it. To 67 00:04:18,469 --> 00:04:22,989 Speaker 2: dance without moving one's body very much is a skill 68 00:04:23,069 --> 00:04:26,589 Speaker 2: that I will pay. Al Jazeera describes it as him 69 00:04:26,629 --> 00:04:31,309 Speaker 2: moving sometimes to the beat by not by accident, because yeah, 70 00:04:31,349 --> 00:04:34,029 Speaker 2: by accident, because sometimes he just stands there and listens 71 00:04:34,069 --> 00:04:36,389 Speaker 2: to it and kind of moves his head and he 72 00:04:36,429 --> 00:04:40,149 Speaker 2: has this look on his face of total seriousness. The 73 00:04:40,189 --> 00:04:43,189 Speaker 2: irony is that the song was actually quite progressive for 74 00:04:43,269 --> 00:04:45,869 Speaker 2: its time, and the Village people were aiming to attract 75 00:04:46,069 --> 00:04:50,349 Speaker 2: disco's gay audience by featuring like gay fantasy in their music, 76 00:04:50,789 --> 00:04:53,549 Speaker 2: and in twenty twenty the song started getting played at 77 00:04:53,589 --> 00:04:58,149 Speaker 2: anti lockdown protests embraced by Trump. When the whole Maga 78 00:04:58,229 --> 00:05:03,149 Speaker 2: movement is like publicly homophobic, it makes absolutely no thing. 79 00:05:03,309 --> 00:05:06,949 Speaker 2: I don't hate the world in which Trump becomes a 80 00:05:06,989 --> 00:05:10,389 Speaker 2: queer icon. Yeah, that there's something that's coher and in 81 00:05:10,509 --> 00:05:13,229 Speaker 2: that for me, and people will also upset because they 82 00:05:13,269 --> 00:05:16,949 Speaker 2: were like, stop punching your arms around. This situation is 83 00:05:17,029 --> 00:05:19,989 Speaker 2: quite serious in that there's a global pandemic and you're 84 00:05:19,989 --> 00:05:25,389 Speaker 2: doing absurdly little about it. So a CNN reporter criticized 85 00:05:25,469 --> 00:05:28,349 Speaker 2: him for dancing to the song during a pandemic that 86 00:05:28,429 --> 00:05:31,149 Speaker 2: was killing so many Americans, and he said that can't 87 00:05:31,149 --> 00:05:33,829 Speaker 2: be taken away no matter how many times he goes 88 00:05:33,869 --> 00:05:36,309 Speaker 2: to rallies and dances to the village people. He is 89 00:05:36,349 --> 00:05:38,789 Speaker 2: having fun and dancing on the graves of two hundred 90 00:05:38,789 --> 00:05:41,989 Speaker 2: and fifteen thousand Americans dancing. What do you think the 91 00:05:42,029 --> 00:05:45,229 Speaker 2: definition is of dancing? Yeah, because is he dancing, that's 92 00:05:45,229 --> 00:05:49,509 Speaker 2: the question? Or is he pumping his fists? Yeah, which 93 00:05:49,789 --> 00:05:52,789 Speaker 2: is also offensive. Yeah yeah, yeah, it's all offensive. But 94 00:05:52,829 --> 00:05:55,949 Speaker 2: it's like it's not even your dad. I think your 95 00:05:56,109 --> 00:05:59,869 Speaker 2: dad would move more. It is the CEO that no 96 00:05:59,909 --> 00:06:04,149 Speaker 2: one's seen dance at the work Christmas party and then 97 00:06:04,389 --> 00:06:06,229 Speaker 2: to get into the spirit. That's why I haven't seen 98 00:06:06,309 --> 00:06:08,869 Speaker 2: him dance, because that's all he's got. Jesse, has he 99 00:06:08,989 --> 00:06:12,389 Speaker 2: seen that like imitating? I don't know, but he tweeted 100 00:06:12,429 --> 00:06:15,309 Speaker 2: a two minute video compilation of him dancing to the song, 101 00:06:15,429 --> 00:06:20,189 Speaker 2: so he thinks it's funny, it's vibe. Jesse policies. I'm 102 00:06:20,229 --> 00:06:24,709 Speaker 2: not a politician, but imagine that your credentials include hosting 103 00:06:24,709 --> 00:06:28,789 Speaker 2: The Apprentice, building projects that sometimes fail completely, being very 104 00:06:28,949 --> 00:06:31,549 Speaker 2: rich and losing that money in you and exciting ways, 105 00:06:31,749 --> 00:06:34,229 Speaker 2: and having someone ghost write best selling books for you. 106 00:06:34,669 --> 00:06:38,469 Speaker 2: Then you become president. Yeap, Do you have some humility 107 00:06:38,989 --> 00:06:42,109 Speaker 2: and accept that maybe you could chill for a moment 108 00:06:42,149 --> 00:06:46,309 Speaker 2: and listen for people around you? Absolutely no, because he 109 00:06:46,389 --> 00:06:50,189 Speaker 2: was voted president because people wanted him to get Mexico 110 00:06:50,469 --> 00:06:52,909 Speaker 2: to pay for the wall that he wanted to build 111 00:06:53,269 --> 00:06:56,509 Speaker 2: for no reason, for no reason. Did he have an 112 00:06:56,549 --> 00:07:00,469 Speaker 2: execution planned for that. Not entirely. But you must build 113 00:07:00,509 --> 00:07:04,869 Speaker 2: your own wall to keep you out. The Trump administration 114 00:07:05,469 --> 00:07:08,669 Speaker 2: set a record for the highest turnover of personnel, So 115 00:07:08,749 --> 00:07:10,749 Speaker 2: this is just evidence that he didn't want to to anyone. 116 00:07:11,109 --> 00:07:13,629 Speaker 2: You know what it is? Spit mega Mark. Look, I 117 00:07:13,669 --> 00:07:17,109 Speaker 2: did think that, but I thought president different stakes. Yeah, 118 00:07:17,149 --> 00:07:19,269 Speaker 2: different stakes. So by the end of his first year 119 00:07:19,269 --> 00:07:22,629 Speaker 2: in office, thirty four percent of his original staff had resigned, 120 00:07:22,669 --> 00:07:26,029 Speaker 2: been fired, or been reassigned, and as of early July 121 00:07:26,109 --> 00:07:29,869 Speaker 2: twenty eighteen, sixty one percent of his senior aides had left. 122 00:07:30,029 --> 00:07:31,909 Speaker 2: It's interesting. I feel like it was a much bigger 123 00:07:31,949 --> 00:07:35,549 Speaker 2: deal that Megan's staff werelieving. Yeah, as opposed to the president, 124 00:07:35,589 --> 00:07:37,829 Speaker 2: because Meghan, as a story went, was bitch. It does 125 00:07:37,869 --> 00:07:41,229 Speaker 2: feel like the stakes are high with Trump. Yeah, Jesse, 126 00:07:41,469 --> 00:07:44,549 Speaker 2: I'm just going to list a snapshot of what Trump 127 00:07:44,749 --> 00:07:48,669 Speaker 2: actually did as president, because we forget the ridiculousness and 128 00:07:48,709 --> 00:07:52,949 Speaker 2: the dance makes us forget. Firstly, he rejected the scientific 129 00:07:52,989 --> 00:07:56,469 Speaker 2: consensus on climate change and reduced the budget for renewable 130 00:07:56,589 --> 00:08:01,789 Speaker 2: energy research by forty percent. He also reversed Obama era 131 00:08:01,869 --> 00:08:06,789 Speaker 2: policies directed at curbing climate change, and he withdrew from 132 00:08:06,829 --> 00:08:08,189 Speaker 2: the Paris Agreement the. 133 00:08:08,269 --> 00:08:15,029 Speaker 3: United States, well, withdraw from the Paris Climate A Court, 134 00:08:15,949 --> 00:08:20,589 Speaker 3: thank you, but begin negotiations to re enter either the 135 00:08:20,629 --> 00:08:25,509 Speaker 3: Paris A Court or in really entirely new transaction on 136 00:08:25,669 --> 00:08:28,669 Speaker 3: terms that are fair to the United States. It's businesses, 137 00:08:29,429 --> 00:08:33,309 Speaker 3: it's workers, it's people, it's taxpayers. 138 00:08:33,629 --> 00:08:37,469 Speaker 2: Oh I remember this, Yeah, that was unpopular. That meant 139 00:08:37,549 --> 00:08:43,069 Speaker 2: he terminated three billion dollars of US funding that directly 140 00:08:43,149 --> 00:08:47,149 Speaker 2: impacted climate change research and decreased the chance of reaching 141 00:08:47,229 --> 00:08:49,709 Speaker 2: the Paris Agreement goals, And Jess, I need you to 142 00:08:49,789 --> 00:08:53,109 Speaker 2: know that the Paris Agreement was adopted by nearly every nation. 143 00:08:53,989 --> 00:08:56,909 Speaker 2: It was based on findings by the uns INTO Governmental 144 00:08:56,909 --> 00:09:00,069 Speaker 2: Panel on Climate Change, negotiated by one hundred and ninety 145 00:09:00,069 --> 00:09:05,829 Speaker 2: six parties, and the arrogance to be like, hmmm, let 146 00:09:05,869 --> 00:09:13,669 Speaker 2: me think about it. You do actually no, His argument was, no, 147 00:09:13,909 --> 00:09:16,909 Speaker 2: that's actually not funny. No, it's not. His argument was 148 00:09:16,949 --> 00:09:19,349 Speaker 2: the agreement would undermine the US economy and put the 149 00:09:19,429 --> 00:09:22,389 Speaker 2: US at a permanent disadvantage. And mate, you know what's 150 00:09:22,389 --> 00:09:26,749 Speaker 2: a permanent disadvantage the global temperage arise here. Yeah, it's 151 00:09:26,789 --> 00:09:30,749 Speaker 2: really hot. He rescinded more than one hundred federal government regulations, 152 00:09:31,069 --> 00:09:34,269 Speaker 2: including ones that curbed greenhouse gas emissions, air and water pollution, 153 00:09:34,389 --> 00:09:38,829 Speaker 2: and the use of toxic substances. He did not grant 154 00:09:38,989 --> 00:09:42,429 Speaker 2: any funding for initiatives aiming to stop the extinction of 155 00:09:42,549 --> 00:09:46,309 Speaker 2: endangered species. That steels like something that almost all politicians 156 00:09:46,309 --> 00:09:48,349 Speaker 2: could agree on. Yeah, is like, we don't want to 157 00:09:48,389 --> 00:09:50,389 Speaker 2: lose the animals. He was like, it's not a priority. 158 00:09:50,389 --> 00:09:52,949 Speaker 2: And it's like, and the wall is the walls a priority? 159 00:09:53,109 --> 00:09:55,189 Speaker 2: See if a pet good question? I don't think he's 160 00:09:55,229 --> 00:09:57,229 Speaker 2: a pet guy. He doesn't strike me as a pet guy. 161 00:09:57,269 --> 00:09:59,389 Speaker 2: I don't think he's an animal guy. No, which is 162 00:09:59,429 --> 00:10:02,909 Speaker 2: a big red flag. And look, climate change can seem 163 00:10:03,029 --> 00:10:06,749 Speaker 2: like this, it's far away Paris agreement. Will it affect 164 00:10:06,749 --> 00:10:07,869 Speaker 2: our bottom line? Da? 165 00:10:07,949 --> 00:10:09,309 Speaker 3: Da da? 166 00:10:09,469 --> 00:10:13,829 Speaker 2: When that may has golf booked for Saturday and he 167 00:10:13,869 --> 00:10:16,789 Speaker 2: wants to do eighteen holes in his car and it 168 00:10:16,909 --> 00:10:20,189 Speaker 2: is forty nine degrees and the course isn't there anymore, 169 00:10:20,229 --> 00:10:22,789 Speaker 2: and the course isn't there anymore, and all the trees 170 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:25,709 Speaker 2: are on fire and you hit your ball and your 171 00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:29,669 Speaker 2: ball just spontaneously combusts. Too hot. Yeah, I guess he's 172 00:10:29,669 --> 00:10:31,549 Speaker 2: gonna look around and go. Someone should have done something 173 00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:36,469 Speaker 2: about his heat. That was you, mate. He also opened 174 00:10:36,589 --> 00:10:41,349 Speaker 2: up part of the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge in Alaska 175 00:10:41,829 --> 00:10:45,749 Speaker 2: for there for oil and gas development, so it was protected. 176 00:10:45,789 --> 00:10:47,669 Speaker 2: It's like a protected area. And he's like, you know 177 00:10:47,709 --> 00:10:52,629 Speaker 2: what we can do here? Ruin it? We could ruin it. Trump. 178 00:10:52,909 --> 00:10:55,189 Speaker 2: He also passed a bill that made it easier for 179 00:10:55,229 --> 00:10:58,269 Speaker 2: severely mentally ill you know, buy guns. You know how 180 00:10:58,309 --> 00:11:00,829 Speaker 2: people have likened him to a toddler, And even the 181 00:11:00,909 --> 00:11:04,909 Speaker 2: dance is verya toddler. Yeah, when I leave my toddlers in, 182 00:11:04,949 --> 00:11:06,949 Speaker 2: I don't leave her. But I turned my back for 183 00:11:07,149 --> 00:11:09,589 Speaker 2: a minute. She finds the most dangerous thing she can. Yeah, 184 00:11:09,589 --> 00:11:12,669 Speaker 2: so I think is fireplace. Yeah, and she goes to 185 00:11:12,709 --> 00:11:15,389 Speaker 2: it and she's like, how can I function up? Very 186 00:11:15,469 --> 00:11:18,349 Speaker 2: Trump very trying you back for two seconds, and he's like, 187 00:11:18,749 --> 00:11:21,589 Speaker 2: shall we And he's like, dig up Alaska. No, no, 188 00:11:21,869 --> 00:11:24,869 Speaker 2: get your hands out of there, take them out, get 189 00:11:24,909 --> 00:11:27,429 Speaker 2: your fingers out of Alaska. I'm trying to find some oil. 190 00:11:27,709 --> 00:11:30,589 Speaker 2: You don't made it made no chill with the fucking oil. 191 00:11:30,789 --> 00:11:35,349 Speaker 2: He barred organizations that provide abortions or abortion referrals from 192 00:11:35,389 --> 00:11:41,149 Speaker 2: receiving federal funds. After a seventeen year moratorium on capital punishment, 193 00:11:41,629 --> 00:11:45,549 Speaker 2: his government executed thirteen prisoners, more than any person in 194 00:11:45,589 --> 00:11:48,669 Speaker 2: the previous fifty six years combined. So we just killed people. 195 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:53,629 Speaker 2: He granted two hundred and thirty seven presidential pardons, so 196 00:11:53,749 --> 00:11:56,189 Speaker 2: you know those pardons they can do, and only twenty 197 00:11:56,189 --> 00:12:00,709 Speaker 2: five of them were vetted by real criminals. He's going 198 00:12:01,109 --> 00:12:03,749 Speaker 2: let the criminals out. Yeah, I'm going to kill these 199 00:12:03,789 --> 00:12:05,789 Speaker 2: fifteen people. So what we have, and this is a 200 00:12:05,829 --> 00:12:10,549 Speaker 2: theme lack of coherence. Yes, do we want law in order? No? No, no, 201 00:12:10,789 --> 00:12:14,789 Speaker 2: well if it's about Mexico, yes, yes, I'm gonna kill 202 00:12:14,829 --> 00:12:18,069 Speaker 2: these people here. Yeah, and then I'm gonna pardon people 203 00:12:18,549 --> 00:12:22,669 Speaker 2: who have connections to me or my family or importantly 204 00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:26,269 Speaker 2: are recommended by celebrities. Ah, that's who I'm gonna party. 205 00:12:26,429 --> 00:12:30,389 Speaker 2: I remember the Kimkudashian moment he pardoned literal war criminals, 206 00:12:31,029 --> 00:12:34,189 Speaker 2: and military leaders were like, we oppose this, and He's like, 207 00:12:34,469 --> 00:12:37,629 Speaker 2: they're pardoned. He sent six thousand troops to the US 208 00:12:37,669 --> 00:12:41,949 Speaker 2: Mexico border to stop Central American migrants from seeking refuge. 209 00:12:41,989 --> 00:12:44,949 Speaker 2: He also significantly reduced the number of refugees entering the 210 00:12:45,029 --> 00:12:50,829 Speaker 2: US and made the application process so ridiculously difficult that 211 00:12:50,909 --> 00:12:55,189 Speaker 2: the US let in less refugees than like the allowed amount. 212 00:12:55,629 --> 00:12:57,709 Speaker 2: You know, it strikes me because this is how I 213 00:12:57,829 --> 00:13:01,109 Speaker 2: feel like CEO's operators, someone who knows nothing about business, 214 00:13:01,149 --> 00:13:03,749 Speaker 2: is that they sit behind a desk and people bring 215 00:13:03,789 --> 00:13:05,669 Speaker 2: things in and they go yes, no, yes, no, yes, 216 00:13:05,749 --> 00:13:08,389 Speaker 2: yeah yeah, and it feels like that's what was happening. Yeah, 217 00:13:08,429 --> 00:13:12,389 Speaker 2: and depending on his mood, yeah, depending on how many yeses, yeah, 218 00:13:12,589 --> 00:13:16,229 Speaker 2: give it here, he was just going it's just taking 219 00:13:16,269 --> 00:13:19,949 Speaker 2: a stab in the dark. Yes to war criminal, yeah, absolutely, 220 00:13:20,029 --> 00:13:22,589 Speaker 2: No to this person who may or may not be guilty, Yeah, 221 00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:28,029 Speaker 2: let's execute him. Trump the wall, So during his campaign 222 00:13:28,069 --> 00:13:31,229 Speaker 2: he promised to build a sixteen hundred kilometer border wall 223 00:13:31,309 --> 00:13:33,309 Speaker 2: and have Mexico pay for it, which made no sense. 224 00:13:33,509 --> 00:13:36,389 Speaker 2: By the end of his term, they only built sixty 225 00:13:36,429 --> 00:13:40,549 Speaker 2: four kilometers of war. They built sixty four kilometers of war. Yeah, 226 00:13:40,589 --> 00:13:43,989 Speaker 2: where is it like border? But sixty four See the 227 00:13:44,029 --> 00:13:46,149 Speaker 2: thing about sixty four kilometers is it's a long way 228 00:13:46,149 --> 00:13:49,749 Speaker 2: to walk around it. Yeah, I guess you could drive 229 00:13:49,789 --> 00:13:53,109 Speaker 2: around it. Yeah, but he did it in spots where 230 00:13:53,149 --> 00:13:56,149 Speaker 2: like the people I guess could cross the border. Have 231 00:13:56,229 --> 00:13:58,149 Speaker 2: you seen photos of it? I need to say photos 232 00:13:58,189 --> 00:14:01,549 Speaker 2: of Trump's wall. I didn't know that he actually successfully 233 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:03,909 Speaker 2: built much of it. Yes, no, he did, and we'll 234 00:14:03,949 --> 00:14:08,029 Speaker 2: get to how what does it look like? It looks 235 00:14:08,109 --> 00:14:10,869 Speaker 2: sci fi like, it doesn't look real. It looks kind 236 00:14:10,909 --> 00:14:14,949 Speaker 2: of like a prison with like bars. Yes, yes, I'd 237 00:14:14,949 --> 00:14:18,909 Speaker 2: never criticized his sixty four kilometers. But couto squeaze through. 238 00:14:19,709 --> 00:14:24,789 Speaker 2: I know, I know, I know, I think so again again, 239 00:14:25,309 --> 00:14:30,549 Speaker 2: air travel, bo travel. It's not just the physical border. 240 00:14:30,589 --> 00:14:34,149 Speaker 2: May is just such a literal way to look at 241 00:14:34,269 --> 00:14:36,869 Speaker 2: It's not how people do it anymore. It's not there's 242 00:14:36,869 --> 00:14:39,949 Speaker 2: a reason, Jess. The time he shut the government down 243 00:14:40,269 --> 00:14:44,709 Speaker 2: in twenty eighteen, Trump refused to sign any appropriations bill, 244 00:14:44,789 --> 00:14:47,069 Speaker 2: which is kind of like the budget, the American version 245 00:14:47,069 --> 00:14:51,749 Speaker 2: of the budget, unless it allocated five point six billion 246 00:14:51,789 --> 00:14:55,149 Speaker 2: dollars for the border wall. As a result, the federal 247 00:14:55,149 --> 00:14:58,989 Speaker 2: government partially shut down for thirty five days, the longest 248 00:14:59,189 --> 00:15:02,589 Speaker 2: US government shut down in history, and it resulted in 249 00:15:02,949 --> 00:15:05,709 Speaker 2: an estimated loss that they will never get back of 250 00:15:05,829 --> 00:15:11,389 Speaker 2: three billion dollars economy. Okay, so what happened? Trump or dummy? 251 00:15:11,949 --> 00:15:14,469 Speaker 2: He threw a trum. He threw a tantrum, and then 252 00:15:14,509 --> 00:15:17,309 Speaker 2: they said I want war. I want war, and he 253 00:15:17,469 --> 00:15:20,749 Speaker 2: stumped his feet and then they said Congress said no, May, 254 00:15:20,869 --> 00:15:22,869 Speaker 2: and then they said no and he said, okay, well 255 00:15:22,909 --> 00:15:26,149 Speaker 2: what happens now? And they said we're not coming back 256 00:15:26,189 --> 00:15:27,869 Speaker 2: here until you relent on war. 257 00:15:28,029 --> 00:15:28,189 Speaker 3: Yeah. 258 00:15:28,229 --> 00:15:31,709 Speaker 2: He was like, I'm going to catch your bluff. And 259 00:15:31,709 --> 00:15:34,229 Speaker 2: then you knows a lot of gold, Claire. He was like, 260 00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:38,069 Speaker 2: are you saying, I guess school holidays. I don't have 261 00:15:38,149 --> 00:15:41,629 Speaker 2: to work, so I don't have to work. Well, technically 262 00:15:41,909 --> 00:15:45,509 Speaker 2: we would be frozen, so no one can work. No 263 00:15:45,549 --> 00:15:50,229 Speaker 2: one can work lovely, oh love you like that. He 264 00:15:50,309 --> 00:15:53,389 Speaker 2: did not end up with funding for the war from Congress. 265 00:15:53,429 --> 00:15:55,869 Speaker 2: All right, so yeah, so what did he do? He 266 00:15:55,949 --> 00:15:59,509 Speaker 2: declared a national emergency to fund the wall. What's the 267 00:15:59,589 --> 00:16:02,949 Speaker 2: emergency point to it? You know, what's a national emergency? 268 00:16:03,269 --> 00:16:08,829 Speaker 2: Climate change, the extinction of all animals. You might be thinking, 269 00:16:08,869 --> 00:16:11,629 Speaker 2: what was Trump doing during the government shutdown in the 270 00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:13,909 Speaker 2: dew college camps? The play around? Oh, I think he 271 00:16:13,989 --> 00:16:17,269 Speaker 2: played around of golf. But more importantly, he tweeted a lot, 272 00:16:18,069 --> 00:16:20,789 Speaker 2: and on day thirty of the shutdown, he tweeted forty times. 273 00:16:21,549 --> 00:16:24,589 Speaker 2: Here are some of those tweets. Always heard that as 274 00:16:24,669 --> 00:16:27,149 Speaker 2: president it's all about the economy. Well, we have one 275 00:16:27,189 --> 00:16:29,669 Speaker 2: of the best economies in the history of our country. Sir, 276 00:16:29,869 --> 00:16:34,549 Speaker 2: You've just wasted three billion irretrievable dollars. There was very 277 00:16:34,829 --> 00:16:37,389 Speaker 2: icy weather that day, and he tweeted, be careful and 278 00:16:37,469 --> 00:16:39,829 Speaker 2: try staying in your house. Large parts of the country 279 00:16:39,869 --> 00:16:42,749 Speaker 2: are suffering from tremendous amounts of snow and near records 280 00:16:42,749 --> 00:16:45,589 Speaker 2: setting cold. Amazing how big this system is. Wouldn't be 281 00:16:45,629 --> 00:16:47,389 Speaker 2: bad to have a little of that good old fashioned 282 00:16:47,389 --> 00:16:51,989 Speaker 2: global warming right now. He then ranted about how despite 283 00:16:52,149 --> 00:16:54,429 Speaker 2: the shutdown, the government was still working on the wall, 284 00:16:55,229 --> 00:16:57,189 Speaker 2: and he said, building, after all, is what I do best, 285 00:16:57,349 --> 00:17:00,829 Speaker 2: even when money is not readily available, and then he 286 00:17:00,949 --> 00:17:03,709 Speaker 2: criticized the media for not giving us credit for the 287 00:17:03,949 --> 00:17:06,709 Speaker 2: tremendous progress we have made with North Korea. And it's like, 288 00:17:06,989 --> 00:17:12,069 Speaker 2: you need to be at work. You need to stop proclaiming, 289 00:17:12,349 --> 00:17:15,189 Speaker 2: yeah that you've done things, and at eight o'clock you 290 00:17:15,349 --> 00:17:19,469 Speaker 2: need to be at your desk and actually opening the government. Yeah, 291 00:17:19,669 --> 00:17:22,229 Speaker 2: you need to go with your key. Yeah, need to 292 00:17:22,269 --> 00:17:24,109 Speaker 2: open the doors. You need to flick on the lives. Yeah, 293 00:17:24,229 --> 00:17:26,749 Speaker 2: it's like, come on back to work, now, what does 294 00:17:26,869 --> 00:17:29,909 Speaker 2: he Was it better when he wasn't at work? I know, 295 00:17:30,229 --> 00:17:32,389 Speaker 2: well no, because all those people got furloughed and lost 296 00:17:32,429 --> 00:17:35,149 Speaker 2: their jobs and lost money. Like, oh no, I don't 297 00:17:35,189 --> 00:17:36,069 Speaker 2: like that. It was awful. 298 00:17:37,829 --> 00:17:41,309 Speaker 1: Jesse and Claire and all the team at MoMA Mia. 299 00:17:41,669 --> 00:17:43,989 Speaker 1: I've just been listening to yesterday's episode and there's the 300 00:17:44,109 --> 00:17:46,789 Speaker 1: ad about becoming subscriber and that you can win stuff 301 00:17:46,829 --> 00:17:48,949 Speaker 1: and there's some cheek onon the Turkey holiday, and it 302 00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:51,949 Speaker 1: was me, Oh, my god. I could not believe it 303 00:17:51,989 --> 00:17:55,989 Speaker 1: when I got that email. Just ecstatic. My family was like, 304 00:17:56,149 --> 00:17:58,069 Speaker 1: what is going on? Who's died? I don't know while 305 00:17:58,109 --> 00:18:01,189 Speaker 1: to respond like that if someone died, but anyway, it 306 00:18:01,349 --> 00:18:04,429 Speaker 1: was just brilliant. We've booked the trip. We were just 307 00:18:04,469 --> 00:18:08,629 Speaker 1: waiting to book the flights, and so stoked. Thank you, 308 00:18:09,069 --> 00:18:10,029 Speaker 1: thank you, thank. 309 00:18:09,949 --> 00:18:26,429 Speaker 2: You managing COVID like a reality star who is somehow 310 00:18:26,469 --> 00:18:26,949 Speaker 2: the president. 311 00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:30,789 Speaker 3: I've always known this is a pandemic. I felt it 312 00:18:30,909 --> 00:18:33,269 Speaker 3: was a pandemic long before it was called a pandemic. 313 00:18:33,429 --> 00:18:35,709 Speaker 2: Jesse. Here's a bit of a timeline of Trump's response 314 00:18:35,789 --> 00:18:39,349 Speaker 2: to COVID that actually starts a year before the pandemic. 315 00:18:40,149 --> 00:18:44,309 Speaker 2: In twenty eighteen, the Trump administration disbanded the White House 316 00:18:44,509 --> 00:18:51,149 Speaker 2: Pandemic Response Team hailed it in January twenty twenty, he said, 317 00:18:51,189 --> 00:18:52,629 Speaker 2: we have it totally under control. 318 00:18:52,789 --> 00:18:56,269 Speaker 3: We have very little problem in this country at this moment. 319 00:18:56,469 --> 00:19:01,709 Speaker 3: Five and those people are all recuperating successfully. But we're 320 00:19:01,709 --> 00:19:05,189 Speaker 3: working very closely with China and other countries, and we 321 00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:08,029 Speaker 3: think it's going to have a very good ending for us. 322 00:19:08,229 --> 00:19:09,869 Speaker 2: And he said China has been working very hard to 323 00:19:09,909 --> 00:19:14,309 Speaker 2: gettin the coronavirus the United States greatly appreciates their efforts 324 00:19:14,309 --> 00:19:17,749 Speaker 2: and transparency, in particular on behalf of the American people. 325 00:19:18,029 --> 00:19:23,949 Speaker 2: I want to thank presidency. Then the thing I'm interested in, 326 00:19:24,149 --> 00:19:26,349 Speaker 2: right is so he says a lot about it's going 327 00:19:26,389 --> 00:19:30,229 Speaker 2: to disappear, it's not a thing, and I was like, well, confident, 328 00:19:30,589 --> 00:19:32,509 Speaker 2: but none of us knew what it was. Right, So 329 00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:35,189 Speaker 2: I was like, Okay, Australia went into lockdown on the 330 00:19:35,269 --> 00:19:38,869 Speaker 2: twentieth of March. So at that point, world leaders had 331 00:19:38,949 --> 00:19:42,469 Speaker 2: clearly established this is a thing. Yeah, this was a meeting. 332 00:19:42,669 --> 00:19:50,549 Speaker 2: What was Trump doing at that point? Yeah, that He's 333 00:19:50,549 --> 00:19:53,189 Speaker 2: spoken to Scott and a few other leaders and just 334 00:19:53,589 --> 00:19:56,429 Speaker 2: got a sense, lots of vibe sense of things. Yeah, 335 00:19:56,589 --> 00:19:58,949 Speaker 2: he said in March, this is a very contagious virus. 336 00:19:59,069 --> 00:20:03,709 Speaker 3: It's incredible, but it's something that we have tremendous control 337 00:20:03,789 --> 00:20:03,949 Speaker 3: of it. 338 00:20:04,109 --> 00:20:06,189 Speaker 2: In March he also said I like this stuff. I 339 00:20:06,269 --> 00:20:08,749 Speaker 2: really get it. People are surprised that I understand it. 340 00:20:09,069 --> 00:20:10,869 Speaker 2: Every one of these doctors said, how do you know 341 00:20:11,469 --> 00:20:14,429 Speaker 2: about this? Maybe I have a natural ability. Maybe I 342 00:20:14,469 --> 00:20:17,189 Speaker 2: should have done that instead of running for president. Okay, 343 00:20:18,189 --> 00:20:20,709 Speaker 2: things you don't want to hear from your president. Our 344 00:20:20,749 --> 00:20:24,589 Speaker 2: prime minister. People are surprised, I get it. People are 345 00:20:24,629 --> 00:20:27,229 Speaker 2: really surprised that I have a handle on this. So 346 00:20:27,789 --> 00:20:33,429 Speaker 2: you don't get it. No, And then he started promoting 347 00:20:33,469 --> 00:20:36,829 Speaker 2: medical misinformation. So he talked about a drug that was 348 00:20:36,949 --> 00:20:38,949 Speaker 2: in no way proved to treat COVID, and he said, 349 00:20:38,949 --> 00:20:40,429 Speaker 2: you're not going to die from this pill. I think 350 00:20:40,469 --> 00:20:44,229 Speaker 2: it's a really great thing to try. Then he was 351 00:20:44,269 --> 00:20:47,909 Speaker 2: at acton. No, it was like hydrochloral Oh yeah, I 352 00:20:47,949 --> 00:20:52,349 Speaker 2: remember that. Yeah, Jesse, he starts thinking out loud quite publicly, 353 00:20:52,829 --> 00:20:58,109 Speaker 2: and what he does is he personally starts to try 354 00:20:58,149 --> 00:21:03,629 Speaker 2: and think of solutions. So he said, which, in fairness, 355 00:21:03,869 --> 00:21:05,909 Speaker 2: we all did, I know, in the privacy of our 356 00:21:05,949 --> 00:21:07,669 Speaker 2: own home, we were like, I wonder what would cure 357 00:21:07,749 --> 00:21:10,789 Speaker 2: this thing. Yeah. We were just kind of sitting around going, oh, 358 00:21:11,669 --> 00:21:13,869 Speaker 2: maybe if we blah, maybe if we're like we did 359 00:21:13,949 --> 00:21:15,829 Speaker 2: do a little bit of private brain stock. And the 360 00:21:15,869 --> 00:21:18,269 Speaker 2: other thing is that we were all like, I'm quite 361 00:21:18,349 --> 00:21:20,429 Speaker 2: good at this. I'm quite good at this, and I'm 362 00:21:20,509 --> 00:21:23,549 Speaker 2: quite good at understanding COVID. Yeah, and we also thought, 363 00:21:24,109 --> 00:21:27,989 Speaker 2: if I cure this, it'll be a really big deal. Yeah. 364 00:21:28,509 --> 00:21:30,869 Speaker 2: So he just as an individual, just a few of 365 00:21:30,949 --> 00:21:35,669 Speaker 2: his ideas. He's like, disinfectant. He's like, hear me out, 366 00:21:35,709 --> 00:21:38,989 Speaker 2: hear me out him out disinfected. Yeah, He's like, it 367 00:21:39,149 --> 00:21:41,869 Speaker 2: works with cleaning. He said, is there a way we 368 00:21:41,989 --> 00:21:46,149 Speaker 2: can do something like that by injection inside or almost 369 00:21:47,029 --> 00:21:52,269 Speaker 2: a cleaning Jesse, I did not have that idea. There 370 00:21:52,349 --> 00:21:54,309 Speaker 2: was definitely nights where you couldn't sleep, where you were 371 00:21:54,389 --> 00:21:57,469 Speaker 2: laying there going, have we thought about injecting ajax? Yeah? 372 00:21:57,989 --> 00:22:00,109 Speaker 2: And Trump was there, but he just said out yeah, 373 00:22:00,389 --> 00:22:04,989 Speaker 2: he also did we did we he's asking He's just 374 00:22:05,149 --> 00:22:09,149 Speaker 2: asking the question. Jeff talk about ultraviolet or just very 375 00:22:09,269 --> 00:22:12,789 Speaker 2: powerful light, and he said it hasn't been checked, but 376 00:22:12,789 --> 00:22:15,029 Speaker 2: they're going to test it. Did they test I don't. 377 00:22:15,189 --> 00:22:16,709 Speaker 2: Maybe they're like, yeah, yeah, we'll test that. 378 00:22:16,829 --> 00:22:17,069 Speaker 3: Mate. 379 00:22:19,149 --> 00:22:21,069 Speaker 2: In May, he said this is going to go away 380 00:22:21,109 --> 00:22:25,109 Speaker 2: without a vaccine. And then by that point the US 381 00:22:25,189 --> 00:22:28,389 Speaker 2: has by far the biggest most amount of cases, biggest 382 00:22:28,469 --> 00:22:31,349 Speaker 2: death toll. I wonder if I was going to say, 383 00:22:31,349 --> 00:22:33,869 Speaker 2: I wonder when I wonder if the man ever woke 384 00:22:33,949 --> 00:22:39,389 Speaker 2: up one morning and panicked when things actually are looking 385 00:22:39,509 --> 00:22:42,989 Speaker 2: quite bad. He started calling it the China virus, and 386 00:22:43,389 --> 00:22:47,189 Speaker 2: then he kept saying he was getting quite frustrated. He 387 00:22:47,309 --> 00:22:50,069 Speaker 2: said it would have actually been really stressful for him. 388 00:22:50,229 --> 00:22:53,469 Speaker 2: It would have because everything he said was wrong. He 389 00:22:53,589 --> 00:22:55,469 Speaker 2: got really frustrated because he was like, we have the. 390 00:22:55,509 --> 00:22:58,549 Speaker 3: Greatest testing program in the world. We've developed it over 391 00:22:58,589 --> 00:23:01,549 Speaker 3: a period of time, and we're up to almost thirty 392 00:23:01,829 --> 00:23:04,469 Speaker 3: million tests. That means we're going to have more cases. 393 00:23:05,109 --> 00:23:07,389 Speaker 3: If we didn't want to test, or if we didn't test, 394 00:23:07,429 --> 00:23:09,869 Speaker 3: we wouldn't have cases. But we have cases. 395 00:23:11,549 --> 00:23:17,229 Speaker 2: And he said it over and over again. Anything wasn't wrong. 396 00:23:17,989 --> 00:23:21,069 Speaker 2: He's like, if we weren't testing, people wouldn't have it. 397 00:23:21,509 --> 00:23:24,109 Speaker 2: And it's like, you need to test. He got quite 398 00:23:24,189 --> 00:23:26,429 Speaker 2: indignant about that. The man had no idea. And by 399 00:23:26,469 --> 00:23:30,429 Speaker 2: the time he left office, almost half a million Americans 400 00:23:30,669 --> 00:23:33,949 Speaker 2: had died of COVID, and a panel examining Trump's policies 401 00:23:34,949 --> 00:23:37,509 Speaker 2: said that the US could have averted forty percent of 402 00:23:37,589 --> 00:23:41,669 Speaker 2: those deaths. And the panel said Trump's presidency had brought 403 00:23:41,749 --> 00:23:46,429 Speaker 2: misfortune to the USA and the planet. That's not a 404 00:23:46,469 --> 00:23:52,349 Speaker 2: good assessment of your presidency. He literally had so much 405 00:23:52,549 --> 00:23:57,589 Speaker 2: blood on his hands from the way that he handled COVID. 406 00:23:57,629 --> 00:24:00,229 Speaker 2: And then remember he got it. Yeah, and he started 407 00:24:00,309 --> 00:24:03,189 Speaker 2: dancing to the village people. Oh yeah, was that only 408 00:24:03,229 --> 00:24:05,109 Speaker 2: once he got better because he did have acause? No, no, 409 00:24:05,269 --> 00:24:07,909 Speaker 2: he's like. It was a response to, like, guys, I'm 410 00:24:07,949 --> 00:24:11,109 Speaker 2: not weak, and look at me go unlike all of 411 00:24:11,189 --> 00:24:15,109 Speaker 2: you who died. I told you that diet, cox and 412 00:24:16,029 --> 00:24:20,469 Speaker 2: disinfectant YEAP is what makes it. And look at me, 413 00:24:21,029 --> 00:24:23,469 Speaker 2: Jesse rogue. Shit. I just want to talk about some 414 00:24:23,549 --> 00:24:25,189 Speaker 2: of the weird stuff he did when he was president. 415 00:24:26,509 --> 00:24:30,869 Speaker 2: When Trump stared at the solar eclipse in twenty seventeen, 416 00:24:30,989 --> 00:24:34,669 Speaker 2: there was a rare total solar eclipse, every news outlet 417 00:24:34,829 --> 00:24:37,549 Speaker 2: was like, hey, psa, don't stare at the sun without 418 00:24:37,589 --> 00:24:41,189 Speaker 2: protective eyewear. Jesse, Here is Trump during the eclipse. What 419 00:24:41,309 --> 00:24:43,709 Speaker 2: do you see? I see an eight year old boy 420 00:24:44,829 --> 00:24:48,269 Speaker 2: holding his hands together, looking up with his eyes open 421 00:24:48,349 --> 00:24:50,229 Speaker 2: as much as he can into the solar eclipse, with 422 00:24:50,309 --> 00:24:52,389 Speaker 2: what can only be described as a green on his face. 423 00:24:52,709 --> 00:24:57,629 Speaker 2: He's squinting. He's quinting. You know what, it it hurts 424 00:24:57,669 --> 00:24:58,069 Speaker 2: his eyes. 425 00:24:58,389 --> 00:24:58,469 Speaker 1: Now. 426 00:24:58,549 --> 00:25:00,189 Speaker 2: I said he's a toddler. I actually think he's more 427 00:25:00,189 --> 00:25:03,589 Speaker 2: an eight year old blake. Yeah, true, true, Actually he's 428 00:25:03,629 --> 00:25:07,389 Speaker 2: a naughty eight year old boy with an issue with defiance. 429 00:25:08,749 --> 00:25:12,149 Speaker 2: Other rogue shit when he tweeted this despite the constant 430 00:25:12,229 --> 00:25:18,269 Speaker 2: negative press, God Vif I forgot about so it was 431 00:25:18,349 --> 00:25:22,549 Speaker 2: clearly I thought it was called fair fee see ov fefie. Yeah, 432 00:25:22,589 --> 00:25:26,229 Speaker 2: God Viv, what do you mean? It was clearly a typo, 433 00:25:26,789 --> 00:25:31,149 Speaker 2: but Press Secretary at the time Sean Spicy insisted it 434 00:25:31,309 --> 00:25:31,829 Speaker 2: made sense. 435 00:25:31,989 --> 00:25:35,549 Speaker 1: Do you think people should be concerned? The president posted 436 00:25:35,829 --> 00:25:38,549 Speaker 1: somewhat of an incoherent tweet last night and then it 437 00:25:38,629 --> 00:25:41,189 Speaker 1: then stayed up for hours. Now I think the president 438 00:25:41,229 --> 00:25:43,149 Speaker 1: in a small group of people know exactly what he meant. 439 00:25:43,389 --> 00:25:48,109 Speaker 2: Jesse. What he didn't clarify? When was it? What's the date? 440 00:25:48,389 --> 00:25:52,309 Speaker 2: Twenty seventeen? Okay, I was thinking maybe it's a COVID 441 00:25:52,389 --> 00:25:55,869 Speaker 2: coffee hybrid, but no, he just got halfway through a 442 00:25:55,949 --> 00:26:00,509 Speaker 2: thought and got distracted, Jesse when he yelled at a 443 00:26:00,549 --> 00:26:02,829 Speaker 2: boy mowing the White House lawn and it became a 444 00:26:02,949 --> 00:26:08,749 Speaker 2: viral meme. Do you remember this picture? Okay, so there's 445 00:26:08,749 --> 00:26:11,669 Speaker 2: a boy who is mowing a lawn. I have a question, 446 00:26:12,069 --> 00:26:15,229 Speaker 2: child labor, Why is there a child? It's actually a 447 00:26:15,309 --> 00:26:17,509 Speaker 2: cute story. He wrote a letter to the White House 448 00:26:17,509 --> 00:26:20,109 Speaker 2: and he's like, I have started a lawn mowing business 449 00:26:20,189 --> 00:26:21,549 Speaker 2: and I want the White House to be one of 450 00:26:21,629 --> 00:26:24,229 Speaker 2: my clients. And so they were like, yeah, come mow. 451 00:26:25,029 --> 00:26:30,149 Speaker 2: And in that picture, Trump was commending him on his entrepreneurship. Okay, 452 00:26:30,189 --> 00:26:32,949 Speaker 2: because it looks like Trump shouting at him. He's got 453 00:26:33,029 --> 00:26:36,549 Speaker 2: his mouth open and he's looking quite shitty. Can I 454 00:26:36,589 --> 00:26:39,669 Speaker 2: make a comment about the quality of the mowing because 455 00:26:39,669 --> 00:26:41,589 Speaker 2: if you look, you know how you meant to go 456 00:26:41,869 --> 00:26:46,189 Speaker 2: kind of in stripes. Yeah, he's leaving, oh a big gap, 457 00:26:46,349 --> 00:26:47,909 Speaker 2: so that what's going to happen is there's going to 458 00:26:47,949 --> 00:26:51,509 Speaker 2: be lines all over the lawn. Well, maybe Trump was 459 00:26:51,549 --> 00:26:54,109 Speaker 2: providing some feedback, but he does look like he's shouting 460 00:26:54,149 --> 00:26:56,709 Speaker 2: at him. And the joke was like he's gone to 461 00:26:56,869 --> 00:26:59,029 Speaker 2: commend this kid because like he's mowing a lawn, so 462 00:26:59,149 --> 00:27:03,429 Speaker 2: you need to yell he can't hear. But the best 463 00:27:03,549 --> 00:27:07,429 Speaker 2: meme was that image and then the text in exclamation marks, 464 00:27:07,509 --> 00:27:11,629 Speaker 2: hallo Baron or maybe Tiffany, like he's yelling it one 465 00:27:11,709 --> 00:27:16,149 Speaker 2: of his children. Maybe. Then the time Trump attended a 466 00:27:16,229 --> 00:27:18,869 Speaker 2: listening session with survivors of gun violence and had to 467 00:27:18,949 --> 00:27:21,789 Speaker 2: have a cue card that said I hear you. The 468 00:27:21,869 --> 00:27:24,389 Speaker 2: photos of the event captured what was on his cards. 469 00:27:24,469 --> 00:27:27,749 Speaker 2: And they included prompts like what would you most want 470 00:27:27,869 --> 00:27:31,029 Speaker 2: me to know about your experience? And what can we 471 00:27:31,109 --> 00:27:33,869 Speaker 2: do to make you feel safe? But it's the idea 472 00:27:33,909 --> 00:27:36,469 Speaker 2: that Trump needed to be reminded to say, I hear you. 473 00:27:37,149 --> 00:27:40,829 Speaker 2: That is a good indication that this man lacks human empathy, 474 00:27:42,469 --> 00:27:46,029 Speaker 2: refusing to lose like a toddler. In November twenty twenty, 475 00:27:46,269 --> 00:27:49,989 Speaker 2: Joe Biden wins the election. At two am the morning after, 476 00:27:50,269 --> 00:27:55,229 Speaker 2: with the results not yet clear, Trump declares victory. Then, 477 00:27:55,549 --> 00:27:59,709 Speaker 2: when Biden is declared the apparent winner, Trump refused to 478 00:27:59,829 --> 00:28:00,789 Speaker 2: formally concede. 479 00:28:01,109 --> 00:28:04,309 Speaker 3: This is a very big moment. This is a major 480 00:28:04,389 --> 00:28:08,109 Speaker 3: fraud and our nation. We were getting ready to win 481 00:28:08,229 --> 00:28:11,709 Speaker 3: this election. Frankly, we did win this election. 482 00:28:12,709 --> 00:28:15,669 Speaker 2: He filed legal. Can you imagine, though, if you had 483 00:28:15,709 --> 00:28:19,749 Speaker 2: started your victory lap. Oh it's embarrassing, you know. I 484 00:28:20,029 --> 00:28:22,389 Speaker 2: saw this during the Olympics when you would see someone 485 00:28:22,429 --> 00:28:25,149 Speaker 2: who was like sprinting, and you know they like turned 486 00:28:25,189 --> 00:28:27,029 Speaker 2: to the stadium and they like look up and they're 487 00:28:27,109 --> 00:28:29,469 Speaker 2: like because you get the photo of them with their 488 00:28:29,549 --> 00:28:31,629 Speaker 2: thumbs up or something, and it's like, not only did 489 00:28:31,669 --> 00:28:34,269 Speaker 2: they win, but they stopped for the like they kind 490 00:28:34,309 --> 00:28:37,069 Speaker 2: of had their moment with the camera. Trump had begun 491 00:28:37,229 --> 00:28:41,109 Speaker 2: his victory lap I've won. I'm gonna whip out the dance. 492 00:28:41,149 --> 00:28:45,429 Speaker 2: I'm gonna limber up, yeah, yep. And then it turns 493 00:28:45,509 --> 00:28:49,349 Speaker 2: out that he tripped, that he didn't and that and 494 00:28:49,549 --> 00:28:54,909 Speaker 2: that Biden and that his mortal enemy sleepy Joe yeah top. 495 00:28:55,469 --> 00:29:00,349 Speaker 2: Trump filed legal challenges that were rejected by eighty six judges, 496 00:29:00,829 --> 00:29:04,669 Speaker 2: and sir, this is the time wasting. They are judges 497 00:29:04,709 --> 00:29:08,549 Speaker 2: that could have been doing important legal things rather than 498 00:29:08,629 --> 00:29:11,789 Speaker 2: dealing with a guy who's like, but I didn't look okay. 499 00:29:12,869 --> 00:29:16,749 Speaker 2: In Trump's defense, this is me every time I lose 500 00:29:16,789 --> 00:29:19,749 Speaker 2: an award. Absolutely, I'm like, who are the judges? Who 501 00:29:19,789 --> 00:29:21,629 Speaker 2: are the judges? And where do I file a complaint? 502 00:29:21,749 --> 00:29:21,909 Speaker 3: Yeah? 503 00:29:22,069 --> 00:29:25,069 Speaker 2: Yeah? Can I take this to the Supreme Court? Jesse? 504 00:29:25,149 --> 00:29:29,389 Speaker 2: There's not a Supreme Court in Australia. Well, there's not. 505 00:29:29,509 --> 00:29:33,349 Speaker 2: For the bloody podcast towards, No, there's not. Actually, Trump 506 00:29:33,549 --> 00:29:37,309 Speaker 2: is asked at the podcasts, yeah, glaring at the winner, Yeah, 507 00:29:37,389 --> 00:29:40,309 Speaker 2: and just going I need to take this and there's 508 00:29:40,389 --> 00:29:43,549 Speaker 2: never been such an injustice, no, Jess. He withdrew from 509 00:29:43,589 --> 00:29:46,549 Speaker 2: public activities in the weeks after the election. Hard Relay 510 00:29:46,789 --> 00:29:51,789 Speaker 2: hard Relay, and initially blocked government workers from cooperating in 511 00:29:51,949 --> 00:29:58,989 Speaker 2: Biden's presidential transition. Yep, they jesse. He didn't attend Biden's inauguration. Yeah, 512 00:29:59,069 --> 00:30:01,869 Speaker 2: that was That was petty. That was petty. That was petty. 513 00:30:02,349 --> 00:30:05,309 Speaker 2: You should that's really low like that is just especially 514 00:30:05,589 --> 00:30:08,509 Speaker 2: it was months after. Yeah, and it's like you got 515 00:30:08,589 --> 00:30:11,309 Speaker 2: your turn. You your turn, And it's like by the 516 00:30:11,429 --> 00:30:14,549 Speaker 2: next podcast towards I'll show up, yeah, with a smile 517 00:30:14,589 --> 00:30:16,149 Speaker 2: on my face. Why because I think I might win 518 00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:18,749 Speaker 2: this ye yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but I will graciously 519 00:30:19,549 --> 00:30:21,149 Speaker 2: look in the direction of the person who beat me, 520 00:30:21,269 --> 00:30:25,589 Speaker 2: because I have had time to process what occurred. In 521 00:30:25,709 --> 00:30:28,469 Speaker 2: January twenty twenty one, he held a rally and called 522 00:30:28,469 --> 00:30:30,629 Speaker 2: for the election result to be overturned and for his 523 00:30:30,749 --> 00:30:33,549 Speaker 2: supporters to march to the Capitol to take back our 524 00:30:33,589 --> 00:30:36,789 Speaker 2: country and fight like hell. Many did, and they broke 525 00:30:36,829 --> 00:30:40,229 Speaker 2: into the building and forced the evacuation of Congress. Trump 526 00:30:40,309 --> 00:30:43,829 Speaker 2: tweeted at the time, and he didn't encourage his supporters 527 00:30:43,909 --> 00:30:47,549 Speaker 2: to stop. Then later that evening, he encouraged them to 528 00:30:47,709 --> 00:30:50,429 Speaker 2: go home with love and in peace and called them 529 00:30:50,509 --> 00:30:53,949 Speaker 2: great patriots. More than one hundred and forty police officers 530 00:30:53,989 --> 00:30:57,749 Speaker 2: were injured and five people died. I think everyone forgets 531 00:30:57,789 --> 00:31:01,109 Speaker 2: that people actually died, Yeah, that day, all because a 532 00:31:01,229 --> 00:31:05,909 Speaker 2: man refused to lose, Yeah, an election that he objectively lost. 533 00:31:06,469 --> 00:31:11,229 Speaker 2: It's terrifying. It's honestly, really terrifying. It's like we resaw 534 00:31:11,349 --> 00:31:16,349 Speaker 2: Hamilton recently, and it's the basis of democracy to hand 535 00:31:16,509 --> 00:31:21,789 Speaker 2: over your power. It's the absolute basis. Yeah. And when 536 00:31:21,829 --> 00:31:24,629 Speaker 2: people say Trump is a threat to democracy, it's not 537 00:31:24,789 --> 00:31:27,509 Speaker 2: in a hypothetical sermon. No, it's that time that he 538 00:31:27,589 --> 00:31:30,829 Speaker 2: made everyone march on the capitol. Yeah. Yeah, Jesse, it's 539 00:31:30,909 --> 00:31:45,789 Speaker 2: time for charges and sentences. Jesse charged, yep. I mean 540 00:31:45,869 --> 00:31:47,709 Speaker 2: this is interesting because he has been charged with a 541 00:31:47,749 --> 00:31:51,989 Speaker 2: whole lot of actual crimes for which we can't go 542 00:31:52,149 --> 00:31:54,669 Speaker 2: into in this courtroom because we're in no way qualified, 543 00:31:55,029 --> 00:31:57,029 Speaker 2: and they are for actual courts to deal with them, 544 00:31:57,109 --> 00:32:00,469 Speaker 2: actual judges. I wouldn't mind if you went to prison. 545 00:32:00,829 --> 00:32:02,549 Speaker 2: I think you probably should go to prison. I think 546 00:32:02,789 --> 00:32:05,389 Speaker 2: there should be a crime where it's like just simply 547 00:32:05,669 --> 00:32:08,869 Speaker 2: that you've committed so many various crimes. Yeah, you've got 548 00:32:08,989 --> 00:32:11,989 Speaker 2: to go to prison, which is how we've often described it. 549 00:32:12,109 --> 00:32:14,709 Speaker 2: What this courtroom is all about is going off vibe. Yeah, 550 00:32:14,749 --> 00:32:16,709 Speaker 2: I'm watching a true crime documentary at the moment, and 551 00:32:16,789 --> 00:32:20,069 Speaker 2: it's like, you've just been accused of too much. You know, 552 00:32:20,709 --> 00:32:26,389 Speaker 2: I don't exactly a proof, like circumstantial evidence, tie each thing. 553 00:32:26,509 --> 00:32:28,349 Speaker 2: Let's try get him on this, Let's try get him 554 00:32:28,349 --> 00:32:30,829 Speaker 2: on that. Don't worry about it. Yeah, he's not good. 555 00:32:31,229 --> 00:32:35,469 Speaker 2: He's surrounded by crime. He's surrounded by crime. He's a 556 00:32:35,549 --> 00:32:37,989 Speaker 2: common denominator. If he was sitting in front of a 557 00:32:38,029 --> 00:32:40,069 Speaker 2: psychologist and he said this is what my life looks like, 558 00:32:40,189 --> 00:32:43,429 Speaker 2: the psychologist would say, what's a common denominator here? It's you. 559 00:32:43,869 --> 00:32:46,309 Speaker 2: You create chaos. You need to go to jail because 560 00:32:46,309 --> 00:32:49,229 Speaker 2: you're not serving the world. You're going and putting your 561 00:32:49,269 --> 00:32:52,109 Speaker 2: little finger in the pot of Alaska. Yeah. Yeah, it 562 00:32:52,229 --> 00:32:55,109 Speaker 2: was a low point. So my charge is this being 563 00:32:55,189 --> 00:32:59,949 Speaker 2: a frankly abysmal president. And okay, if he were in 564 00:33:00,189 --> 00:33:03,869 Speaker 2: any other job, he would have been performance managed, Oh 565 00:33:03,949 --> 00:33:08,669 Speaker 2: my god, so true, and managed out because he wouldn't 566 00:33:08,709 --> 00:33:11,109 Speaker 2: listen to anyone. If there was okay, okay, if there 567 00:33:11,189 --> 00:33:13,189 Speaker 2: was h H half the president, what do they do 568 00:33:13,709 --> 00:33:17,269 Speaker 2: do They take him in, sit him down, sit him down, 569 00:33:17,389 --> 00:33:19,589 Speaker 2: and say, let's start with things that are going well 570 00:33:20,749 --> 00:33:23,629 Speaker 2: because they do the sandwich. Yeah, they go, so they go. 571 00:33:24,149 --> 00:33:27,069 Speaker 2: Your dance is your dances is fun and it's good 572 00:33:27,109 --> 00:33:31,629 Speaker 2: for team morale. Yeah. You know what, awareness, general awareness 573 00:33:32,149 --> 00:33:35,269 Speaker 2: of your brand very high, very high. What I will 574 00:33:35,389 --> 00:33:38,509 Speaker 2: say is that you're ruining the planet. You're ruining the 575 00:33:38,549 --> 00:33:41,789 Speaker 2: planet and people's lives. You're making a marriage. You want 576 00:33:41,789 --> 00:33:45,829 Speaker 2: to say that delicately? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're stripping rights. Yeah. 577 00:33:46,069 --> 00:33:47,549 Speaker 2: I didn't even get to what he did with the 578 00:33:47,549 --> 00:33:50,869 Speaker 2: Supreme Court. Jesus Christ, it's too hard. Is that when 579 00:33:50,909 --> 00:33:53,509 Speaker 2: he overturned reverse way? Yeah, he set it up to 580 00:33:53,589 --> 00:33:56,629 Speaker 2: overturn reverse way? Yeah. Yeah, I mean it just goes 581 00:33:56,669 --> 00:33:59,069 Speaker 2: to show that would be part of the sandwich. Yeah, 582 00:33:59,069 --> 00:34:02,429 Speaker 2: and then at the end you go. But you on 583 00:34:02,549 --> 00:34:07,949 Speaker 2: a positive note, the Apprentice always rated really highly and 584 00:34:08,909 --> 00:34:10,909 Speaker 2: I wouldn't mind going back and watch an episode. Yeah, 585 00:34:11,709 --> 00:34:13,989 Speaker 2: so you're not a piece of shit, but there's behavior, 586 00:34:14,429 --> 00:34:17,149 Speaker 2: yeah that we could probably improve on. So what we're 587 00:34:17,149 --> 00:34:19,109 Speaker 2: going to do is come up with some KPIs. Ye, 588 00:34:19,669 --> 00:34:22,149 Speaker 2: come up with a new way of approaching your job. 589 00:34:22,309 --> 00:34:26,749 Speaker 2: One do less. Let's just less destroying the planet. That's 590 00:34:26,909 --> 00:34:32,709 Speaker 2: important for everyone. Listen, Yeah, and don't and don't contradict 591 00:34:33,309 --> 00:34:36,709 Speaker 2: your chief medical officer during a pandemic. Yeah, it makes 592 00:34:36,829 --> 00:34:41,149 Speaker 2: things chaotic and confusing. Jesse. My sentence in the words 593 00:34:41,229 --> 00:34:47,349 Speaker 2: of Donald Trump, you're fired, fired, fired, didn't echo or 594 00:34:47,429 --> 00:34:49,109 Speaker 2: did we just say that. When we were kids, we'd 595 00:34:49,149 --> 00:34:53,549 Speaker 2: walk around me like get fired, fired, fired. I do 596 00:34:53,829 --> 00:34:57,909 Speaker 2: think maybe there was there was effect, Jesse. He needs 597 00:34:57,989 --> 00:35:01,349 Speaker 2: to know. Okay, this is what's happened. He's got a job, 598 00:35:01,589 --> 00:35:06,589 Speaker 2: he's done an appalling job. He's been fired. Yeah, he's reapplied, 599 00:35:07,389 --> 00:35:11,509 Speaker 2: and it's like, yeah, have people forgotten you already had 600 00:35:11,629 --> 00:35:15,349 Speaker 2: your turn. You had your turn with the toy, which 601 00:35:15,429 --> 00:35:18,189 Speaker 2: was the nuclear god. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, he had 602 00:35:18,189 --> 00:35:21,629 Speaker 2: your turn. You did an appalling job. You just like 603 00:35:22,429 --> 00:35:25,509 Speaker 2: he didn't like you know, when you're you heat your 604 00:35:25,549 --> 00:35:29,509 Speaker 2: toys over other people's heads. Yeah, you've upset the whole center. Yeah, 605 00:35:29,749 --> 00:35:33,989 Speaker 2: you've bitten him. Yeah. You know when you're a kid 606 00:35:34,149 --> 00:35:35,709 Speaker 2: and you're like, mom, I want to play with that, 607 00:35:35,909 --> 00:35:38,669 Speaker 2: and your mom's like, don't worry, she'll get sick of it. Yeah, 608 00:35:39,029 --> 00:35:41,069 Speaker 2: one hundred percent got sick of it. He got sick 609 00:35:41,109 --> 00:35:43,469 Speaker 2: of it. Now I wants it back because the other 610 00:35:43,549 --> 00:35:46,469 Speaker 2: kid's playing with it. Yeah, no you can't. He's like, 611 00:35:46,709 --> 00:35:48,349 Speaker 2: he's not got a lot of words. One of them 612 00:35:48,429 --> 00:35:53,269 Speaker 2: is mine, mine, I honestly think, actually less than prison. 613 00:35:53,749 --> 00:35:57,309 Speaker 2: He needs to be in daycare. Oh my, he needs 614 00:35:57,349 --> 00:35:59,789 Speaker 2: to be in daycare and long hours. He needs like 615 00:36:00,429 --> 00:36:04,629 Speaker 2: eight till six, cross legged watching someone blow bubbles. Yeah, 616 00:36:05,149 --> 00:36:08,469 Speaker 2: clapping yep with the little babies. Yep. That's what he needs. 617 00:36:08,509 --> 00:36:10,669 Speaker 2: He can do his little dance yeah. And he probably 618 00:36:10,789 --> 00:36:13,749 Speaker 2: does need to be seated in his high chair three 619 00:36:13,789 --> 00:36:16,149 Speaker 2: times a day and given meals that don't include diet coke. 620 00:36:16,669 --> 00:36:19,189 Speaker 2: I mean, he will bump his fist, Donny thing and 621 00:36:19,269 --> 00:36:22,109 Speaker 2: I'll go diet coke, diet coke, dit coke. But you 622 00:36:22,269 --> 00:36:25,349 Speaker 2: just need a glass and milk, don't you. You need 623 00:36:25,389 --> 00:36:27,469 Speaker 2: a glass of milk, and you need a bit of 624 00:36:27,589 --> 00:36:33,189 Speaker 2: fruit out of your sippy cart. I want my dit 625 00:36:33,229 --> 00:36:38,429 Speaker 2: coke in my sippy cup. No, Donny, no diet coked. 626 00:36:38,869 --> 00:36:42,669 Speaker 2: It makes you hyperactive. He's going to have those plastic 627 00:36:42,749 --> 00:36:46,549 Speaker 2: golf clubs. Yes, you can play with your plag yes, yes. 628 00:36:46,709 --> 00:36:49,309 Speaker 2: And the wagon which has his blocks in it? What's 629 00:36:49,349 --> 00:36:53,229 Speaker 2: he doing with his blocks for building the wall? And 630 00:36:53,509 --> 00:36:56,029 Speaker 2: they've got to say to him Donnie, the diet coke 631 00:36:56,149 --> 00:36:59,069 Speaker 2: makes your hyper because when you're a kid, Claire Mum 632 00:36:59,189 --> 00:37:01,109 Speaker 2: used to say, we can't give Claire soft drink. She 633 00:37:01,189 --> 00:37:07,069 Speaker 2: gets weird on it. And that's Donny. He does get me. Yeah, okay, 634 00:37:07,189 --> 00:37:09,989 Speaker 2: go on. What's your charge and sentenced? My charge is 635 00:37:10,989 --> 00:37:14,669 Speaker 2: the overall concept of the war, all right. So his 636 00:37:14,829 --> 00:37:19,069 Speaker 2: CEO he comes in and he goes, I'm pitching the wall, yeah, 637 00:37:19,269 --> 00:37:22,309 Speaker 2: And the board looks at him and says, I always 638 00:37:22,349 --> 00:37:25,389 Speaker 2: say just to prosecute, yeah, which may prosecute that might 639 00:37:25,429 --> 00:37:29,749 Speaker 2: just prosecute it. Why for for whom? Why who's paying 640 00:37:29,829 --> 00:37:30,069 Speaker 2: for it? 641 00:37:30,229 --> 00:37:30,669 Speaker 3: Hold on it. 642 00:37:30,789 --> 00:37:32,829 Speaker 2: The other thing is he shut the government down because 643 00:37:32,829 --> 00:37:36,349 Speaker 2: he wanted funding for the wall. What Mexico was meant 644 00:37:36,429 --> 00:37:44,909 Speaker 2: to pay for it was he alone. He forgot about it. Oh. 645 00:37:45,949 --> 00:37:48,269 Speaker 2: I think that he's also like he says things and 646 00:37:48,309 --> 00:37:50,309 Speaker 2: then he forgets, Yeah, what he said or what the 647 00:37:50,349 --> 00:37:52,789 Speaker 2: plan was. It is like, yeah, Donny, the plan was 648 00:37:52,869 --> 00:37:54,829 Speaker 2: that Mexico pays for it. He's like, well, they won't. 649 00:37:54,909 --> 00:37:58,309 Speaker 2: And that's like I could everyone said that. My issue 650 00:37:58,429 --> 00:38:00,989 Speaker 2: is with the concept of the wall, because, as we've discussed, 651 00:38:01,749 --> 00:38:05,749 Speaker 2: the thing about a wall is over under around and 652 00:38:05,949 --> 00:38:08,589 Speaker 2: if you look at say Europe, which is a lot 653 00:38:08,629 --> 00:38:14,149 Speaker 2: of different countries, real lack a wall. Yeah, it's very eighties, 654 00:38:14,629 --> 00:38:18,309 Speaker 2: it's very literal, it's very Berlin wall. Yeah, took it down. Yeah, 655 00:38:18,309 --> 00:38:21,629 Speaker 2: because we went humanity is beyond walls. Yeah. Right, So 656 00:38:21,829 --> 00:38:26,469 Speaker 2: my sentence, I like the idea of him. I think 657 00:38:26,509 --> 00:38:30,309 Speaker 2: he loses this job again, like they just kind of go, no, 658 00:38:30,509 --> 00:38:32,949 Speaker 2: you had your turn. You don't get another turn because 659 00:38:32,949 --> 00:38:35,109 Speaker 2: you break the toys for the other kids. Yeah, so 660 00:38:35,189 --> 00:38:39,069 Speaker 2: that's a no. And then he goes, Okay, he's got 661 00:38:39,069 --> 00:38:42,269 Speaker 2: a lot of time on his hands, and he becomes 662 00:38:42,829 --> 00:38:46,789 Speaker 2: the doubt on the weekend building the wall alone. Okay. 663 00:38:47,349 --> 00:38:50,189 Speaker 2: I was gonna say what he needs. It's quite simple. 664 00:38:50,269 --> 00:38:54,229 Speaker 2: What he needs. He needs Lego. Oh shit, so he 665 00:38:54,389 --> 00:38:57,429 Speaker 2: needs to go to the Lego store and say me 666 00:38:57,629 --> 00:39:00,429 Speaker 2: build wall. Yeah, and they will say here's a pack. 667 00:39:01,229 --> 00:39:03,429 Speaker 2: Him and Baron, who I think is now like a 668 00:39:03,509 --> 00:39:07,829 Speaker 2: teenage just like showing adult. Maybe Baron will indulge him. Yeah, 669 00:39:07,869 --> 00:39:10,029 Speaker 2: they can sit and build a wall, and he can 670 00:39:10,229 --> 00:39:13,389 Speaker 2: have little Lego men on either side, and he can say, 671 00:39:13,469 --> 00:39:17,109 Speaker 2: if he wants, there's the Mexicans, the American you can 672 00:39:17,189 --> 00:39:19,229 Speaker 2: say what you like in your own aunt. Yeah, and 673 00:39:19,349 --> 00:39:21,349 Speaker 2: you can build a huge wall in your own backyard 674 00:39:21,469 --> 00:39:23,949 Speaker 2: out of lego in your own time. But I do 675 00:39:24,189 --> 00:39:28,229 Speaker 2: think I think about men of our father's age. They 676 00:39:28,429 --> 00:39:30,829 Speaker 2: need a project on a Saturday. Yeah, you know, Dad 677 00:39:30,909 --> 00:39:34,069 Speaker 2: will often he should go on there cut the hedges. Yeah, 678 00:39:34,549 --> 00:39:37,389 Speaker 2: or you know, maybe there is a problem with the 679 00:39:37,469 --> 00:39:40,189 Speaker 2: wall between him and the neighbor's house. Yeah, and he'll 680 00:39:40,189 --> 00:39:42,429 Speaker 2: go and he'll fix it. We'll go and he'll mow 681 00:39:42,469 --> 00:39:46,629 Speaker 2: the lawns. Trump needs an activity on a Saturday. Probably 682 00:39:46,669 --> 00:39:49,829 Speaker 2: there is an eighteen holes yeah, okay, Yeah, and if 683 00:39:49,909 --> 00:39:53,749 Speaker 2: that's to go and with your own two hands, uncurl 684 00:39:53,789 --> 00:39:56,549 Speaker 2: them out of their fists and go on build your 685 00:39:56,749 --> 00:39:59,709 Speaker 2: one hundred million kilometer wall. See how long it takes 686 00:39:59,749 --> 00:40:02,709 Speaker 2: single handedly. And he'll be at it for the rest 687 00:40:02,749 --> 00:40:05,109 Speaker 2: of his life. Yeah, which is fine. He needs a hobby. Claire, 688 00:40:05,109 --> 00:40:06,669 Speaker 2: before we go, I have a quit laser girl story. 689 00:40:06,709 --> 00:40:11,389 Speaker 2: So yes, this is from Stella. Stella said, I was 690 00:40:11,629 --> 00:40:14,069 Speaker 2: at an estate agent recently to move into my new place, 691 00:40:14,109 --> 00:40:16,469 Speaker 2: where I signed some forms and hand it over my ID, 692 00:40:16,949 --> 00:40:19,789 Speaker 2: my provisional license, etc. For them to make a copy 693 00:40:19,829 --> 00:40:23,269 Speaker 2: of Claire. Where do you think this is going? Expired license. No. 694 00:40:24,109 --> 00:40:26,549 Speaker 2: I then couldn't find it a few days later, and 695 00:40:26,629 --> 00:40:28,789 Speaker 2: I thought I'd put it somewhere weird. The estate agent 696 00:40:28,909 --> 00:40:31,709 Speaker 2: rang me and they said, sorry, but they still have it. 697 00:40:31,749 --> 00:40:34,229 Speaker 2: By accident, I kept it by the printer. They asked 698 00:40:34,229 --> 00:40:35,509 Speaker 2: if I was going to pop by to pick it 699 00:40:35,589 --> 00:40:37,469 Speaker 2: up and get it, and said any time was fine. 700 00:40:39,029 --> 00:40:41,869 Speaker 2: Never say that, Never say anytime it's fine. Yeah, say 701 00:40:41,909 --> 00:40:44,869 Speaker 2: before five today, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I said that I would. 702 00:40:45,389 --> 00:40:47,789 Speaker 2: It's now been about three weeks, and I feel too 703 00:40:47,829 --> 00:40:49,709 Speaker 2: awkward to go because I've left it too late, and 704 00:40:49,789 --> 00:40:52,109 Speaker 2: I know that they'll find it weird that I haven't 705 00:40:52,109 --> 00:40:54,509 Speaker 2: already come to get it. I know I'm never going there. 706 00:40:55,229 --> 00:40:56,789 Speaker 2: I'm just going to have to say I lost it 707 00:40:56,869 --> 00:40:59,429 Speaker 2: in order a new one. I thought of emailing them 708 00:40:59,709 --> 00:41:01,789 Speaker 2: asking if they could post it, saying I was very 709 00:41:01,909 --> 00:41:04,949 Speaker 2: ill or something or just couldn't make it. I am pregnant. 710 00:41:05,429 --> 00:41:07,989 Speaker 2: I do have that as a kind of excuse if needed. 711 00:41:08,629 --> 00:41:11,429 Speaker 2: It was kind of their mistake giving her back, but 712 00:41:11,549 --> 00:41:13,909 Speaker 2: I don't want to inconvenience them. It feels too cheeky. 713 00:41:14,669 --> 00:41:17,909 Speaker 2: I'm definitely just gonna get another one. The picture was 714 00:41:18,029 --> 00:41:21,149 Speaker 2: very old and embarrassing. Anyway, so it genuinely needed to 715 00:41:21,189 --> 00:41:24,229 Speaker 2: be replaced. What I love the most about this justification 716 00:41:24,549 --> 00:41:27,109 Speaker 2: is a thought process that you laid out because while 717 00:41:27,149 --> 00:41:29,709 Speaker 2: writing this email you made a decision. I don't think 718 00:41:29,749 --> 00:41:32,309 Speaker 2: you'd made that decision before the email was written, but 719 00:41:32,429 --> 00:41:34,789 Speaker 2: as you were writing it, you went, oh, no, I'm 720 00:41:34,829 --> 00:41:39,309 Speaker 2: just ordering another one. Actually, it's giving Trump. It's very 721 00:41:39,589 --> 00:41:42,149 Speaker 2: very trump Jesse. That is all we have time for 722 00:41:42,349 --> 00:41:46,549 Speaker 2: on today's episode of Canceled. Canceled is produced by tilicipersas 723 00:41:46,709 --> 00:41:49,909 Speaker 2: with audio editing. Finally, A porches and we will see 724 00:41:49,909 --> 00:41:51,069 Speaker 2: you next week. Bye.