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Speaker 2: business mogul and earth mother Mirandica. She's also a photoshop
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Speaker 2: Evan Spiegel, so mega rich. Today, we're giving you our
Speaker 2: favorite moment from our episode on Miranda. We're going through
Speaker 2: her iconic baby bag and deciding if what she packed
Speaker 2: was important, necessary, and or relevant for the birthing process.
Speaker 1: The baby bag, Hi ergue, it's a very pregnant mirandaka
Speaker 1: here showing you what I've packed for the fourth time
Speaker 1: around from my hospital bag. Since this is my fourth birth,
Speaker 1: I have a few favorite items that I like to
Speaker 1: bring with me, so I'll share them with you right now.
Speaker 2: Oh no, you and I both gave birth recently. We
Speaker 2: packed hospital bag and you know what, I was thinking
Speaker 2: this the other day somebody said, what do you have
Speaker 2: in your hospital bag?
Speaker 3: I would say chaos.
Speaker 2: Also say, don't stress because everything is such a mess.
Speaker 2: Everything is such a mess. It doesn't matter what's in there,
Speaker 2: it's going to be wrong. And all you're gonna say.
Speaker 2: All I would say is one thing. More nappy for you?
Speaker 3: Oh god, no nappy? Is her baby? More nappies for you?
Speaker 2: You?
Speaker 3: They never enough?
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, mine had a shitload of biscuits. Yep, flannel
Speaker 2: at pajamas, adult nappies. I also brought like a little
Speaker 2: device that you spray on your vagina after you wi
Speaker 2: before u WI.
Speaker 3: So the stitches jo, Yeah, I didn't have that.
Speaker 2: That's one of those things that I'm like, Yeah, everybody
Speaker 2: said to have that, but then I didn't have time.
Speaker 2: I also had a poweraide. Yeah, didn't help. Maybe feel
Speaker 2: sick anyway. Miranda Ca was about to have a fourth
Speaker 2: child right in this video, which is about a month ago,
Speaker 2: so she thought she would share with Vogue Australia. Got
Speaker 2: in a hospital backs so click yeap. The bag is
Speaker 2: yellow and it is Louis Verton.
Speaker 3: Mine was mine had toothpaste day bag. I have has taame. Okay.
Speaker 2: She wants things that will create a serene, peaceful atmosphere
Speaker 2: for the baby and her.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 2: But the first thing she pulls out is not a
Speaker 2: fuck off heavy Judy water bottle, right, which I would say,
Speaker 2: well that or phone Jardger No. No. Number one midwife
Speaker 2: said you need a water bottle. It's got that little
Speaker 2: flip straw thing.
Speaker 3: That's not what she's got. She has a salt lamp.
Speaker 1: So I like to pack things that are not only
Speaker 1: practical and useful, but also things that can create like
Speaker 1: a serene, tranquil atmosphere for the baby and I during
Speaker 1: the birth process. So one thing I actually have brought
Speaker 1: to every birth of each of my children is a
Speaker 1: crystal lamp, and so I like to dim the lights
Speaker 1: and put the crystal lamp on. It really does set
Speaker 1: the tone.
Speaker 3: A salt lamp. Okay.
Speaker 2: One comment to pull out medical equipment from the top. Well,
Speaker 2: one comment said, this is very Mary Poppins, you know
Speaker 2: Mary Poppins's bag. That's like you've got an umbrella and
Speaker 2: then you have like a kitchen set and bring the car.
Speaker 2: It's very that, and people really like they were like
Speaker 2: this is video. When she pulled out that salt lamp,
Speaker 2: I knew it was going to be good. Then she
Speaker 2: has candles, not the ones you are allowed, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: not the ones you like with a thing because.
Speaker 3: It's the hospital, right yeah yeah, but like I have
Speaker 3: a little flicker thing. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Then she has her aromatherapy diffuser with essential oils. She
Speaker 2: has company pajamas. Great problem, they're white, Okay, they're going
Speaker 2: to be covered in goo in goose in and laid blood. Yes,
Speaker 2: nursing bra Yep, this is fine. She's also been having
Speaker 2: some pregnancy craving, so she does bring a snack you
Speaker 2: get one. Guess what is her pregnancy craving and what
Speaker 2: has she packed in her bag?
Speaker 3: Mince life.
Speaker 1: No, so this is one of my favorite snacks ra
Speaker 1: out my whole pregnancy. I've been craving mangoes. This is
Speaker 1: just like one hole mango in a.
Speaker 2: Little bar, dried mango, and then she eats it and
Speaker 2: she goes yum.
Speaker 3: Looks so disgusting. I can't tell you how disgusting it is.
Speaker 2: The people who say they crave healthy foods in pregnancy
Speaker 2: upset me. Greatly made meat too. Then she has forty
Speaker 2: five Cora organic products. So there's like i'd her routine
Speaker 2: face missed a Timrick scrub, a body oil, a face oil,
Speaker 2: et cetera. She has a few pads. You need those
Speaker 2: after birth, she says, I clear they're liners. She has
Speaker 2: what appear to be liner.
Speaker 3: She has three.
Speaker 2: She likes, picks them up and there's three and she's like,
Speaker 2: a few pads. I'll need these after birth. The fucking
Speaker 2: Haavy duty happy. In her defense, I don't believe Miranda
Speaker 2: Ka bleeds if I don't think I think she has
Speaker 2: a little trickle, yeah.
Speaker 3: And I don't think she sneezes the baby out.
Speaker 2: And then she has a little trickle and then she
Speaker 2: please out of the hospital.
Speaker 3: Lia's I agree. I agree. Apparently she dry but brushes
Speaker 3: her entire body. Every modelor and everyone.
Speaker 2: Knows that she gets up at five her babies get
Speaker 2: up at six thirty so that she can dry brush
Speaker 2: for an hour and a half.
Speaker 3: She doesn't appear to have any underpants.
Speaker 2: You need so many, and actually I would advise disposable one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I think adult map. She doesn't have them.
Speaker 2: You need very big ones, especially to put the pads in,
Speaker 2: like I don't know what she's gonna put to catch
Speaker 2: all the falling out. The comments were like pulling out
Speaker 2: the salt crystal lamp out of a Louis Vatan feels
Speaker 2: like a comedy skitch as when else said it, I
Speaker 2: would have thrown that salt lamp at my husband if.
Speaker 3: I had found it during active labor. Yeah, which is true.
Speaker 3: But I think Evan's busy making filters. I know he's like,
Speaker 3: can I snap this? No, Evans absolutely not. Stay away.
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