WEBVTT - What Miranda Kerr Packed In Her Hospital Bag [throw back]

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<v Speaker 2>favorite moment from our episode on Miranda. We're going through

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<v Speaker 2>her iconic baby bag and deciding if what she packed

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<v Speaker 2>was important, necessary, and or relevant for the birthing process.

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<v Speaker 1>The baby bag, Hi ergue, it's a very pregnant mirandaka

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<v Speaker 1>here showing you what I've packed for the fourth time

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<v Speaker 1>around from my hospital bag. Since this is my fourth birth,

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<v Speaker 1>I have a few favorite items that I like to

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<v Speaker 1>bring with me, so I'll share them with you right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, you and I both gave birth recently. We

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<v Speaker 2>packed hospital bag and you know what, I was thinking

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<v Speaker 2>this the other day somebody said, what do you have

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<v Speaker 2>in your hospital bag?

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<v Speaker 3>I would say chaos.

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<v Speaker 2>Also say, don't stress because everything is such a mess.

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<v Speaker 2>Everything is such a mess. It doesn't matter what's in there,

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<v Speaker 2>it's going to be wrong. And all you're gonna say.

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<v Speaker 2>All I would say is one thing. More nappy for you?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh god, no nappy? Is her baby? More nappies for you?

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<v Speaker 2>You?

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<v Speaker 3>They never enough?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, mine had a shitload of biscuits. Yep, flannel

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<v Speaker 2>at pajamas, adult nappies. I also brought like a little

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<v Speaker 2>device that you spray on your vagina after you wi

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<v Speaker 2>before u WI.

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<v Speaker 3>So the stitches jo, Yeah, I didn't have that.

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<v Speaker 2>That's one of those things that I'm like, Yeah, everybody

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<v Speaker 2>said to have that, but then I didn't have time.

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<v Speaker 2>I also had a poweraide. Yeah, didn't help. Maybe feel

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<v Speaker 2>sick anyway. Miranda Ca was about to have a fourth

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<v Speaker 2>child right in this video, which is about a month ago,

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<v Speaker 2>so she thought she would share with Vogue Australia. Got

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<v Speaker 2>in a hospital backs so click yeap. The bag is

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<v Speaker 2>yellow and it is Louis Verton.

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<v Speaker 3>Mine was mine had toothpaste day bag. I have has taame. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>She wants things that will create a serene, peaceful atmosphere

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<v Speaker 2>for the baby and her.

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<v Speaker 3>I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>But the first thing she pulls out is not a

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<v Speaker 2>fuck off heavy Judy water bottle, right, which I would say,

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<v Speaker 2>well that or phone Jardger No. No. Number one midwife

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<v Speaker 2>said you need a water bottle. It's got that little

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<v Speaker 2>flip straw thing.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not what she's got. She has a salt lamp.

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<v Speaker 1>So I like to pack things that are not only

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<v Speaker 1>practical and useful, but also things that can create like

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<v Speaker 1>a serene, tranquil atmosphere for the baby and I during

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<v Speaker 1>the birth process. So one thing I actually have brought

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<v Speaker 1>to every birth of each of my children is a

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<v Speaker 1>crystal lamp, and so I like to dim the lights

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<v Speaker 1>and put the crystal lamp on. It really does set

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<v Speaker 1>the tone.

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<v Speaker 3>A salt lamp. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>One comment to pull out medical equipment from the top. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>one comment said, this is very Mary Poppins, you know

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<v Speaker 2>Mary Poppins's bag. That's like you've got an umbrella and

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<v Speaker 2>then you have like a kitchen set and bring the car.

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<v Speaker 2>It's very that, and people really like they were like

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<v Speaker 2>this is video. When she pulled out that salt lamp,

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<v Speaker 2>I knew it was going to be good. Then she

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<v Speaker 2>has candles, not the ones you are allowed, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>not the ones you like with a thing because.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the hospital, right yeah yeah, but like I have

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<v Speaker 3>a little flicker thing. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Then she has her aromatherapy diffuser with essential oils. She

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<v Speaker 2>has company pajamas. Great problem, they're white, Okay, they're going

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<v Speaker 2>to be covered in goo in goose in and laid blood. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>nursing bra Yep, this is fine. She's also been having

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<v Speaker 2>some pregnancy craving, so she does bring a snack you

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<v Speaker 2>get one. Guess what is her pregnancy craving and what

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<v Speaker 2>has she packed in her bag?

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<v Speaker 3>Mince life.

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<v Speaker 1>No, so this is one of my favorite snacks ra

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<v Speaker 1>out my whole pregnancy. I've been craving mangoes. This is

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<v Speaker 1>just like one hole mango in a.

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<v Speaker 2>Little bar, dried mango, and then she eats it and

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<v Speaker 2>she goes yum.

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<v Speaker 3>Looks so disgusting. I can't tell you how disgusting it is.

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<v Speaker 2>The people who say they crave healthy foods in pregnancy

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<v Speaker 2>upset me. Greatly made meat too. Then she has forty

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<v Speaker 2>five Cora organic products. So there's like i'd her routine

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<v Speaker 2>face missed a Timrick scrub, a body oil, a face oil,

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<v Speaker 2>et cetera. She has a few pads. You need those

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<v Speaker 2>after birth, she says, I clear they're liners. She has

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<v Speaker 2>what appear to be liner.

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<v Speaker 3>She has three.

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<v Speaker 2>She likes, picks them up and there's three and she's like,

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<v Speaker 2>a few pads. I'll need these after birth. The fucking

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<v Speaker 2>Haavy duty happy. In her defense, I don't believe Miranda

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<v Speaker 2>Ka bleeds if I don't think I think she has

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<v Speaker 2>a little trickle, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>And I don't think she sneezes the baby out.

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<v Speaker 2>And then she has a little trickle and then she

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<v Speaker 2>please out of the hospital.

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<v Speaker 3>Lia's I agree. I agree. Apparently she dry but brushes

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<v Speaker 3>her entire body. Every modelor and everyone.

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<v Speaker 2>Knows that she gets up at five her babies get

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<v Speaker 2>up at six thirty so that she can dry brush

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<v Speaker 2>for an hour and a half.

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<v Speaker 3>She doesn't appear to have any underpants.

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<v Speaker 2>You need so many, and actually I would advise disposable one.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, I think adult map. She doesn't have them.

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<v Speaker 2>You need very big ones, especially to put the pads in,

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<v Speaker 2>like I don't know what she's gonna put to catch

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<v Speaker 2>all the falling out. The comments were like pulling out

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<v Speaker 2>the salt crystal lamp out of a Louis Vatan feels

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<v Speaker 2>like a comedy skitch as when else said it, I

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<v Speaker 2>would have thrown that salt lamp at my husband if.

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<v Speaker 3>I had found it during active labor. Yeah, which is true.

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<v Speaker 3>But I think Evan's busy making filters. I know he's like,

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<v Speaker 3>can I snap this? No, Evans absolutely not. Stay away.

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