1 00:00:11,189 --> 00:00:13,909 Speaker 1: You're listening to a Muma Mea podcast. 2 00:00:14,829 --> 00:00:18,349 Speaker 2: MoMA Maya acknowledges the traditional owners of land and waters 3 00:00:18,389 --> 00:00:31,189 Speaker 2: that this podcast is recorded on Hello and welcome to Canceled, 4 00:00:31,389 --> 00:00:35,109 Speaker 2: The Lazy Girl's Guide to bizarre celebrity cancelations. We hope 5 00:00:35,149 --> 00:00:37,709 Speaker 2: you had a beautiful Christmas and most importantly, that you 6 00:00:37,789 --> 00:00:39,789 Speaker 2: got to be a lazy ger. We hope you bought 7 00:00:39,869 --> 00:00:43,229 Speaker 2: zero present even for the children, but received a lot yes, 8 00:00:43,389 --> 00:00:45,789 Speaker 2: and ate lots of pudding and then had an afternoon 9 00:00:45,869 --> 00:00:49,229 Speaker 2: lie down. Now a little present from us. We're going 10 00:00:49,269 --> 00:00:51,909 Speaker 2: to be in your ears all summer long because we 11 00:00:51,949 --> 00:00:59,149 Speaker 2: are putting on a hot pod summer. All podcasts that 12 00:00:59,229 --> 00:01:01,669 Speaker 2: Mom and Me out will have brand new content dropping 13 00:01:01,669 --> 00:01:04,549 Speaker 2: over three weeks about the topics we couldn't stop talking 14 00:01:04,589 --> 00:01:07,869 Speaker 2: about this year, all curated especially for you across this 15 00:01:07,949 --> 00:01:11,429 Speaker 2: holiday period. If you're not already, subscribe to Canceled so 16 00:01:11,469 --> 00:01:15,029 Speaker 2: you never miss an episode. Today, we're talking about Australian supermodel, 17 00:01:15,149 --> 00:01:19,509 Speaker 2: business mogul and earth mother Mirandica. She's also a photoshop 18 00:01:19,549 --> 00:01:22,229 Speaker 2: genius that we could all learn something from and you 19 00:01:22,269 --> 00:01:26,189 Speaker 2: will need this context. Her husband is the CEO of Snapchat, 20 00:01:26,389 --> 00:01:30,109 Speaker 2: Evan Spiegel, so mega rich. Today, we're giving you our 21 00:01:30,149 --> 00:01:33,789 Speaker 2: favorite moment from our episode on Miranda. We're going through 22 00:01:33,869 --> 00:01:37,629 Speaker 2: her iconic baby bag and deciding if what she packed 23 00:01:37,749 --> 00:01:43,309 Speaker 2: was important, necessary, and or relevant for the birthing process. 24 00:01:43,309 --> 00:01:46,909 Speaker 1: The baby bag, Hi ergue, it's a very pregnant mirandaka 25 00:01:47,029 --> 00:01:49,989 Speaker 1: here showing you what I've packed for the fourth time 26 00:01:50,029 --> 00:01:55,109 Speaker 1: around from my hospital bag. Since this is my fourth birth, 27 00:01:55,549 --> 00:01:57,629 Speaker 1: I have a few favorite items that I like to 28 00:01:57,629 --> 00:02:00,109 Speaker 1: bring with me, so I'll share them with you right now. 29 00:02:00,229 --> 00:02:02,789 Speaker 2: Oh no, you and I both gave birth recently. We 30 00:02:02,869 --> 00:02:04,949 Speaker 2: packed hospital bag and you know what, I was thinking 31 00:02:04,949 --> 00:02:06,509 Speaker 2: this the other day somebody said, what do you have 32 00:02:06,549 --> 00:02:07,469 Speaker 2: in your hospital bag? 33 00:02:07,589 --> 00:02:09,069 Speaker 3: I would say chaos. 34 00:02:10,189 --> 00:02:15,029 Speaker 2: Also say, don't stress because everything is such a mess. 35 00:02:15,349 --> 00:02:17,669 Speaker 2: Everything is such a mess. It doesn't matter what's in there, 36 00:02:17,789 --> 00:02:20,629 Speaker 2: it's going to be wrong. And all you're gonna say. 37 00:02:21,029 --> 00:02:25,229 Speaker 2: All I would say is one thing. More nappy for you? 38 00:02:25,589 --> 00:02:28,989 Speaker 3: Oh god, no nappy? Is her baby? More nappies for you? 39 00:02:28,989 --> 00:02:29,069 Speaker 2: You? 40 00:02:29,269 --> 00:02:29,989 Speaker 3: They never enough? 41 00:02:30,069 --> 00:02:34,069 Speaker 2: Okay, Well, mine had a shitload of biscuits. Yep, flannel 42 00:02:34,069 --> 00:02:37,469 Speaker 2: at pajamas, adult nappies. I also brought like a little 43 00:02:37,509 --> 00:02:41,869 Speaker 2: device that you spray on your vagina after you wi 44 00:02:41,989 --> 00:02:42,709 Speaker 2: before u WI. 45 00:02:42,749 --> 00:02:44,829 Speaker 3: So the stitches jo, Yeah, I didn't have that. 46 00:02:44,829 --> 00:02:46,829 Speaker 2: That's one of those things that I'm like, Yeah, everybody 47 00:02:46,829 --> 00:02:49,789 Speaker 2: said to have that, but then I didn't have time. 48 00:02:50,189 --> 00:02:54,909 Speaker 2: I also had a poweraide. Yeah, didn't help. Maybe feel 49 00:02:54,909 --> 00:02:57,789 Speaker 2: sick anyway. Miranda Ca was about to have a fourth 50 00:02:57,909 --> 00:02:59,749 Speaker 2: child right in this video, which is about a month ago, 51 00:03:00,229 --> 00:03:02,309 Speaker 2: so she thought she would share with Vogue Australia. Got 52 00:03:02,389 --> 00:03:05,589 Speaker 2: in a hospital backs so click yeap. The bag is 53 00:03:05,669 --> 00:03:07,069 Speaker 2: yellow and it is Louis Verton. 54 00:03:07,309 --> 00:03:13,029 Speaker 3: Mine was mine had toothpaste day bag. I have has taame. Okay. 55 00:03:13,429 --> 00:03:16,549 Speaker 2: She wants things that will create a serene, peaceful atmosphere 56 00:03:16,589 --> 00:03:17,469 Speaker 2: for the baby and her. 57 00:03:17,829 --> 00:03:18,309 Speaker 3: I love it. 58 00:03:18,549 --> 00:03:21,909 Speaker 2: But the first thing she pulls out is not a 59 00:03:21,909 --> 00:03:25,549 Speaker 2: fuck off heavy Judy water bottle, right, which I would say, 60 00:03:26,269 --> 00:03:28,709 Speaker 2: well that or phone Jardger No. No. Number one midwife 61 00:03:28,749 --> 00:03:31,949 Speaker 2: said you need a water bottle. It's got that little 62 00:03:32,029 --> 00:03:32,869 Speaker 2: flip straw thing. 63 00:03:32,989 --> 00:03:34,989 Speaker 3: That's not what she's got. She has a salt lamp. 64 00:03:36,749 --> 00:03:39,189 Speaker 1: So I like to pack things that are not only 65 00:03:39,349 --> 00:03:43,389 Speaker 1: practical and useful, but also things that can create like 66 00:03:43,429 --> 00:03:48,989 Speaker 1: a serene, tranquil atmosphere for the baby and I during 67 00:03:48,989 --> 00:03:52,589 Speaker 1: the birth process. So one thing I actually have brought 68 00:03:52,629 --> 00:03:56,469 Speaker 1: to every birth of each of my children is a 69 00:03:56,509 --> 00:03:59,389 Speaker 1: crystal lamp, and so I like to dim the lights 70 00:03:59,549 --> 00:04:02,829 Speaker 1: and put the crystal lamp on. It really does set 71 00:04:02,869 --> 00:04:03,349 Speaker 1: the tone. 72 00:04:03,629 --> 00:04:04,949 Speaker 3: A salt lamp. Okay. 73 00:04:05,189 --> 00:04:12,829 Speaker 2: One comment to pull out medical equipment from the top. Well, 74 00:04:13,029 --> 00:04:15,349 Speaker 2: one comment said, this is very Mary Poppins, you know 75 00:04:15,349 --> 00:04:17,709 Speaker 2: Mary Poppins's bag. That's like you've got an umbrella and 76 00:04:17,709 --> 00:04:19,669 Speaker 2: then you have like a kitchen set and bring the car. 77 00:04:19,869 --> 00:04:21,989 Speaker 2: It's very that, and people really like they were like 78 00:04:22,069 --> 00:04:23,829 Speaker 2: this is video. When she pulled out that salt lamp, 79 00:04:23,829 --> 00:04:34,189 Speaker 2: I knew it was going to be good. Then she 80 00:04:34,269 --> 00:04:37,509 Speaker 2: has candles, not the ones you are allowed, no, no, no, 81 00:04:37,669 --> 00:04:39,669 Speaker 2: not the ones you like with a thing because. 82 00:04:39,469 --> 00:04:41,349 Speaker 3: It's the hospital, right yeah yeah, but like I have 83 00:04:41,389 --> 00:04:42,589 Speaker 3: a little flicker thing. Yeah. 84 00:04:42,629 --> 00:04:46,269 Speaker 2: Then she has her aromatherapy diffuser with essential oils. She 85 00:04:46,349 --> 00:04:50,989 Speaker 2: has company pajamas. Great problem, they're white, Okay, they're going 86 00:04:51,069 --> 00:04:56,229 Speaker 2: to be covered in goo in goose in and laid blood. Yes, 87 00:04:56,909 --> 00:04:59,869 Speaker 2: nursing bra Yep, this is fine. She's also been having 88 00:04:59,869 --> 00:05:02,149 Speaker 2: some pregnancy craving, so she does bring a snack you 89 00:05:02,189 --> 00:05:05,229 Speaker 2: get one. Guess what is her pregnancy craving and what 90 00:05:05,269 --> 00:05:06,389 Speaker 2: has she packed in her bag? 91 00:05:09,509 --> 00:05:10,069 Speaker 3: Mince life. 92 00:05:10,389 --> 00:05:14,189 Speaker 1: No, so this is one of my favorite snacks ra 93 00:05:14,189 --> 00:05:16,869 Speaker 1: out my whole pregnancy. I've been craving mangoes. This is 94 00:05:16,949 --> 00:05:18,749 Speaker 1: just like one hole mango in a. 95 00:05:18,669 --> 00:05:22,389 Speaker 2: Little bar, dried mango, and then she eats it and 96 00:05:22,429 --> 00:05:24,309 Speaker 2: she goes yum. 97 00:05:24,589 --> 00:05:27,509 Speaker 3: Looks so disgusting. I can't tell you how disgusting it is. 98 00:05:27,669 --> 00:05:30,149 Speaker 2: The people who say they crave healthy foods in pregnancy 99 00:05:30,229 --> 00:05:34,149 Speaker 2: upset me. Greatly made meat too. Then she has forty 100 00:05:34,189 --> 00:05:37,789 Speaker 2: five Cora organic products. So there's like i'd her routine 101 00:05:38,189 --> 00:05:41,589 Speaker 2: face missed a Timrick scrub, a body oil, a face oil, 102 00:05:41,629 --> 00:05:45,589 Speaker 2: et cetera. She has a few pads. You need those 103 00:05:45,629 --> 00:05:48,949 Speaker 2: after birth, she says, I clear they're liners. She has 104 00:05:48,989 --> 00:05:49,869 Speaker 2: what appear to be liner. 105 00:05:50,309 --> 00:05:50,949 Speaker 3: She has three. 106 00:05:51,269 --> 00:05:54,149 Speaker 2: She likes, picks them up and there's three and she's like, 107 00:05:54,189 --> 00:05:57,829 Speaker 2: a few pads. I'll need these after birth. The fucking 108 00:05:57,949 --> 00:06:00,989 Speaker 2: Haavy duty happy. In her defense, I don't believe Miranda 109 00:06:01,029 --> 00:06:04,789 Speaker 2: Ka bleeds if I don't think I think she has 110 00:06:04,789 --> 00:06:07,149 Speaker 2: a little trickle, yeah. 111 00:06:06,509 --> 00:06:08,309 Speaker 3: And I don't think she sneezes the baby out. 112 00:06:08,189 --> 00:06:09,949 Speaker 2: And then she has a little trickle and then she 113 00:06:10,549 --> 00:06:12,109 Speaker 2: please out of the hospital. 114 00:06:12,629 --> 00:06:17,749 Speaker 3: Lia's I agree. I agree. Apparently she dry but brushes 115 00:06:17,789 --> 00:06:20,509 Speaker 3: her entire body. Every modelor and everyone. 116 00:06:20,149 --> 00:06:22,389 Speaker 2: Knows that she gets up at five her babies get 117 00:06:22,469 --> 00:06:24,069 Speaker 2: up at six thirty so that she can dry brush 118 00:06:24,069 --> 00:06:24,909 Speaker 2: for an hour and a half. 119 00:06:25,149 --> 00:06:27,189 Speaker 3: She doesn't appear to have any underpants. 120 00:06:28,309 --> 00:06:31,949 Speaker 2: You need so many, and actually I would advise disposable one. 121 00:06:32,069 --> 00:06:34,109 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I think adult map. She doesn't have them. 122 00:06:34,389 --> 00:06:36,269 Speaker 2: You need very big ones, especially to put the pads in, 123 00:06:36,269 --> 00:06:38,509 Speaker 2: like I don't know what she's gonna put to catch 124 00:06:38,509 --> 00:06:41,429 Speaker 2: all the falling out. The comments were like pulling out 125 00:06:41,429 --> 00:06:44,789 Speaker 2: the salt crystal lamp out of a Louis Vatan feels 126 00:06:44,789 --> 00:06:46,789 Speaker 2: like a comedy skitch as when else said it, I 127 00:06:46,829 --> 00:06:48,669 Speaker 2: would have thrown that salt lamp at my husband if. 128 00:06:48,589 --> 00:06:53,029 Speaker 3: I had found it during active labor. Yeah, which is true. 129 00:06:53,029 --> 00:06:57,389 Speaker 3: But I think Evan's busy making filters. I know he's like, 130 00:06:57,429 --> 00:07:00,989 Speaker 3: can I snap this? No, Evans absolutely not. Stay away. 131 00:07:02,829 --> 00:07:06,229 Speaker 2: To listen to that entire episode titled Miranda Salt Lamp 132 00:07:06,309 --> 00:07:09,309 Speaker 2: cur just click the link in our show notes. In 133 00:07:09,349 --> 00:07:12,029 Speaker 2: that episode, we unpack the life and crimes of the 134 00:07:12,029 --> 00:07:16,189 Speaker 2: girl from Gunnada like reportedly dating a criminal, sharing questionable 135 00:07:16,189 --> 00:07:19,669 Speaker 2: health information, and a whole lot more. We're recanceling more 136 00:07:19,709 --> 00:07:22,469 Speaker 2: celebs Pressed to Hiss or TV shows every week over 137 00:07:22,469 --> 00:07:25,149 Speaker 2: the summer break. You can find videos from the podcast 138 00:07:25,229 --> 00:07:28,629 Speaker 2: and evidence of the celebrity crimes on our Instagram at 139 00:07:28,629 --> 00:07:32,549 Speaker 2: the Twins Underscore Thoughts, or on TikTok At canceled the podcast.