WEBVTT - Full Show: Jase Is In A Mood

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning Melbourne, Melbourn.

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<v Speaker 2>Jason Lauren start your morning the right away.

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<v Speaker 3>Be great.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Jason Laurene.

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<v Speaker 3>One hundred Oh, good morning everybody walking Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning, Happy hump Day, Happy hump Well, you know what,

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<v Speaker 4>we're only half I throw the way because it's pretty good.

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<v Speaker 4>Because it's a long weekend spaghetting, and it's like the

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<v Speaker 4>favorite thing through is to remind you in the morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Your little face just goes.

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<v Speaker 3>In the mood though, good mood.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you you like he danced in this morning.

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<v Speaker 3>A coffee into you Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 4>Why what's happened? Three of a have all come in

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<v Speaker 4>matching outfits we have we're wearing more but black theater black. Yes,

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<v Speaker 4>oh yes, it must be working in the wings.

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<v Speaker 3>Clinton and I have just been watching the news up

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<v Speaker 3>in Queens and all the flooding and stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>I need to a welfare check on the in laws.

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<v Speaker 4>They are all living Brizi. There is much so concerns

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<v Speaker 4>over the supermarkets being empty.

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<v Speaker 3>Might move my mother in law.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Carl's there and his catman do jacket. Carl's there

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<v Speaker 1>and his catman do it spells danger yep.

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<v Speaker 4>Now why do they send people like Carl to go

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<v Speaker 4>and stand in the rain when there's a storm coming.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it just gives you more of a presence. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>you can convey that information with passion.

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<v Speaker 3>Will you be doing that on weekends today?

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<v Speaker 1>I did have the conversation yesterday because if Brisbane is

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<v Speaker 1>underwater weekend, oh what.

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<v Speaker 4>We should do? Send the whole Today show, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>because all of their demands that they won't get them

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<v Speaker 4>in the supermarket, so they'll have to fly private to

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<v Speaker 4>get all their food and supplies up there.

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<v Speaker 3>That'll be great. The emergency services racing to help people.

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<v Speaker 3>I've just got to go past.

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<v Speaker 4>The channel around.

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<v Speaker 3>You know. It'll be great having you guys on the ground,

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<v Speaker 3>you'll be huge, But I.

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<v Speaker 4>Can help the residents. Sandbag we need to do that

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<v Speaker 4>before once it's fled.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you ever touched a sand bag in your life?

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<v Speaker 4>Business? They look in all seriousness that they saying Brisbane

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<v Speaker 4>might flood like the river.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, So I guess the issue is primarily where the

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<v Speaker 1>cyclone makes landfall, right, and that's somewhere between the Sunshine

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<v Speaker 1>Coast and Brisbane. But then it's what comes after it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the weather event, the rain, the massive rain and

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<v Speaker 1>the Brisbane River is already so swollen that it might.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that why they put the houses on stilts up there?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Queenslanders, it was a similar cyclone fifty years ago,

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<v Speaker 4>Paul Tom I got the history of Brisbane from my

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<v Speaker 4>fiance last night. Once in a fifty year weather event,

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<v Speaker 4>he said.

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<v Speaker 3>Because maybe it was fifteen twenty years ago. Yeah, a cyclone.

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<v Speaker 4>Sorry, sorry, I'm talking about a cyclone because.

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<v Speaker 3>I was living in Brisbane the last time. The banks

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<v Speaker 3>broke the river and all the boats broke their moorings

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<v Speaker 3>and would come flying down the river. And because the

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<v Speaker 3>water was so high it was pretty much up to

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<v Speaker 3>the bridges, the boats would just be slamming into the bridges.

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<v Speaker 3>It was crazy. What a shocking time.

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<v Speaker 4>We'll reach out and check in on your friends in Brisie. Guys.

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<v Speaker 3>Also all the animals, as you said, between Sunshine Casts

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<v Speaker 3>and Brisbane, that's astray is yeah, oh god, not the crocs,

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<v Speaker 3>my friend Christina.

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<v Speaker 5>Is this we see crocs floating through the streets.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I remember sun Corpse Stadium was underwater during the

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<v Speaker 3>last big floods stadium. No, that's the Brisbane one. And

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<v Speaker 3>there was all this talk that people had seen bull

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<v Speaker 3>sharks in the water inside the stadium.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh inside this that's like the water, the.

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<v Speaker 1>River, and they fall in, they get eaten.

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<v Speaker 4>Er stay safe, Brisbane, Queensland.

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<v Speaker 3>Checking on your loved one.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a bit scary these things, isn't it Where?

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<v Speaker 3>Isn't it crazy that that's up up there and then

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<v Speaker 3>down here today blue guys, sunshine thirty two degrees.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I don't know about you, but I don't know

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<v Speaker 4>what else I would rather live than Melbourne right now

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<v Speaker 4>where it was hot. I did hot lap of the

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<v Speaker 4>Tan last night at like six thirty maybe actually probably

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<v Speaker 4>about seven o'clock, and I never do that time. I'm

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<v Speaker 4>more like four thirty Galt. The crowds. Seven o'clock is

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<v Speaker 4>like the real fit people, like I'm talking the run

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<v Speaker 4>club people.

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<v Speaker 3>It went straight.

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<v Speaker 4>That is sprinting, sprinting. They lapped me three times. It

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<v Speaker 4>was hot and the people running hot. Single ladies. I

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<v Speaker 4>would go doing hot laps of the town at like

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<v Speaker 4>seven o'clock. Top text two of my single girlfriends. I

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<v Speaker 4>was like, you guys are doing this all wrong. Get

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<v Speaker 4>off at in the morning and get here at seven pm.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, tops off, yeah, sorry on the ladies, no other.

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<v Speaker 4>Men, the men they're running so many laps. They are

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<v Speaker 4>wearing like bum bags and things that must have gels

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<v Speaker 4>and hydration things in them.

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<v Speaker 3>Really would a little cocktail van go bottom of.

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<v Speaker 4>No, this is properly. It's at the top of the hill.

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<v Speaker 4>That's more.

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<v Speaker 1>Our star Laurie. When you do a lap of the ten,

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<v Speaker 1>do you go clockwise or anti clockwis clockwise?

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<v Speaker 3>She's no rookie mate, But it.

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<v Speaker 4>Was heaving because everyone was parking there. The basketball finals

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<v Speaker 4>are on the Billie Eilish Wash. Yes, Billy, we need

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<v Speaker 4>a review.

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<v Speaker 3>We're going too, a welfare check on our twelve year

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<v Speaker 3>old producer gen Z. She went last night. I think

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<v Speaker 3>she's still going.

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<v Speaker 4>She was wearing a jawels I saw.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll gather after Gracie Abrams. Gracie Abrams, that's so true.

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<v Speaker 3>Good morning Melbourne. It is eight past six. You're on

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<v Speaker 3>the air, which and Lauren Clinton as well. We're doing

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<v Speaker 3>it thanks to our mates at Shell already Express guys.

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<v Speaker 3>Big night last night in Melbourne. Yet the basketball was

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<v Speaker 3>on Melbourne United got up.

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<v Speaker 4>It was apparently very close game. I fell asleep at

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<v Speaker 4>the point. Partner vibe.

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<v Speaker 3>It was home.

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<v Speaker 5>The vibe was a vibe.

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<v Speaker 3>Did he come home? With one of those clappers.

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<v Speaker 4>I was sweet when he came home.

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<v Speaker 3>Very good for kids, aren't they. They're just wonderful in

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<v Speaker 3>the car on the warehouse on a Sunday morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Give them two, one in each chand them next to

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<v Speaker 1>my kids at two on the weekend.

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<v Speaker 4>You're such a joyful dad when children make noise. As

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<v Speaker 4>Paul says, screaming is for danger. That's what he yells

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<v Speaker 4>at his nieces all day long when they're screaming. Oh,

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<v Speaker 4>I like screamings for danger kids.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to use that. That's solid as well as

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<v Speaker 3>the basketball. This is Billy Eilish.

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<v Speaker 4>So I was doing a hot love of the town

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<v Speaker 4>last night, as I said, and there were all these

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<v Speaker 4>kids who are obviously walking with their families that had

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<v Speaker 4>parked me there to walk down over the river to

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<v Speaker 4>go to Billie Eilish. And as I was walking and running,

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<v Speaker 4>kids kept doing this thing and I was like, that's

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<v Speaker 4>it was obviously a dance move, but they were trying

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<v Speaker 4>to get people to do that yes, And I just

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<v Speaker 4>was like, have found Billy Eilish kids. And then another

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<v Speaker 4>group of kids did it and I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>I got to learn the dance. There was something some

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<v Speaker 4>like doing something. I nearly started singing and I was like, no, No,

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<v Speaker 4>what's the dance the kids doing? Let's ask gen Z.

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<v Speaker 3>Gen Z was there last night. She was quite emotional

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<v Speaker 3>because I know you have been hanging out for this.

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<v Speaker 4>Okayed a few times, talkers to it. How was it?

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<v Speaker 4>It was so good? What'd you wear?

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<v Speaker 6>I word jaws and a little merchant.

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<v Speaker 3>I see we're still wearing the face from last night

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<v Speaker 3>as well. Yeah, to get much sleep hours?

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<v Speaker 4>Hang on, wait till you did you go to the

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<v Speaker 4>merch stand pre show to get merch or did you

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<v Speaker 4>have it existing?

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<v Speaker 6>No, we went beforehand, so we got it. I think

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<v Speaker 6>last week we ordered online.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, so take the sting off. You're supposed to line up.

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<v Speaker 5>On cross Oh god, no, you want to wear it there?

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<v Speaker 1>What a retro merch? Where do you sit on retro

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<v Speaker 1>merch when you wear like merch from years ago?

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<v Speaker 4>That's goods Phillyish been around long enough to have retro

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<v Speaker 4>merch though, or she.

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<v Speaker 6>Was spotted at store Inventage, so that's probably Metron spotted

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<v Speaker 6>where that's still inventage.

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<v Speaker 3>What's that when clothes you wear you don't want anymore?

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<v Speaker 4>Is that in Melbourne? Though that was in Sydney. That's

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<v Speaker 4>not familiar.

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<v Speaker 1>So what was your favorite moment all of it?

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<v Speaker 4>It was so good, guys.

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<v Speaker 7>It was this song, Yes, ah, bad boys. The crowd

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<v Speaker 7>was Was.

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<v Speaker 4>It really young crowd?

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<v Speaker 6>No, that was like parents ages, parents, probably your age.

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<v Speaker 4>No, that was crowd.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't want to spoil it, but there's a moment

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<v Speaker 6>in the show where she does a song and she

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<v Speaker 6>gets everyone to be silent, and for some of the nights,

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<v Speaker 6>like people yell and like the crowd's like not respectful,

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<v Speaker 6>and last night it was dead silentourn all you could

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<v Speaker 6>hear was like the aircon.

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<v Speaker 4>It was Wow. There's some big Billie Eilish fan page

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<v Speaker 4>that I saw. You made an appearance on gen Z

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<v Speaker 4>with the TikTok you made with the Billie Eilishes from

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<v Speaker 4>Yah Global gen Z gen Z is on the Billie

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<v Speaker 4>Eilish fan page with the doing the.

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<v Speaker 3>You can ask the question, yeah, what happened after the concert?

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<v Speaker 3>You would have ran straight home?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, responsible?

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<v Speaker 6>Umm, yep, maybe did a little walk to Electric.

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<v Speaker 4>Electric on a Tuesday night?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it even open? Oddly?

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<v Speaker 4>Till what time do you have?

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<v Speaker 3>The don't answer that, no answer it what time?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>She's here, please, that's the thing. Yes, because I didn't drive,

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<v Speaker 4>so it's all good, exactly, and I knew you wouldn't

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<v Speaker 4>do that. You can't drive the best of the time.

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<v Speaker 3>It is just going twelve six h So when you

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<v Speaker 3>play again tonight.

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<v Speaker 4>Yep, tonight and then Friday Saurday. She got Thursday off. What's

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<v Speaker 4>she going to do Thursday night? T been bowling at

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<v Speaker 4>Crown or something? Noboo should we should? We got to

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<v Speaker 4>nob binoculars. We'll just look through the windows.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, you twill be saddle as sitting there filming

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<v Speaker 3>your team. Go to basketball.

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<v Speaker 4>She might go to basketball with the clappers probably.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just gone twenty two past six. You're on the

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<v Speaker 3>air with Jason Lauren Clints here as well. Good made

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<v Speaker 3>of the show. Tom Hawkins is going to be checking

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<v Speaker 3>in after six city as well.

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<v Speaker 4>He said goodbye to footy and hello to a big

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<v Speaker 4>boy job.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, and we're saying goodbye to footy this weekend

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<v Speaker 3>opening round.

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<v Speaker 4>I know, what's the I.

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<v Speaker 3>Think they've done the right thing both the two games

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<v Speaker 3>to be played.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess one of the issues they've got is that

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of these players are going to have to

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<v Speaker 1>be home with their wives and partners and kids, sandbagging

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<v Speaker 1>their own homes.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, but rightfully so that they pulled in on

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<v Speaker 3>the game, so they.

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<v Speaker 4>Thoughts could be closed and getting in and you don't

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<v Speaker 4>want to encourage people to be going up to Brizzy

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<v Speaker 4>at the moment.

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<v Speaker 1>So any game's been playing two games both in Sydney, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>the first being on Friday night, the Swans and.

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<v Speaker 5>The Hawks hockeball.

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<v Speaker 4>Hockeball.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, if you're a fan of the Tigers, we are

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<v Speaker 3>celebrating Richmond this morning later on my team because we're

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<v Speaker 3>doing a Team of Day. We're getting in some of

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<v Speaker 3>your favorite footy stars. We're offloading club memberships and today

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<v Speaker 3>it is Tiger's Day after seven thirty.

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<v Speaker 2>The Bridgewater Collection from fair Haven Homes.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not built for a single moment, It's built for

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<v Speaker 4>all of them.

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<v Speaker 2>Visit fair Haven Homes.

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<v Speaker 6>Still come today, you sub coming all to Jason Lawren's

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<v Speaker 6>most memorable home.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, your chance to win a thousand dollars ad call

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<v Speaker 3>now thirteen twenty four to ten is our number. How

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<v Speaker 3>this works is you are going to hear a memorable moment.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, from one of us, and it's got something to

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<v Speaker 4>do with one of our homes. Did this happen in

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<v Speaker 4>my house once upon a time? Clint's house once upon

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<v Speaker 4>a time, or Jason's house once upon a time, not

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<v Speaker 4>necessarily the house we live in.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, Yes, you still talk? Sorry, just before I with

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<v Speaker 3>his microphone.

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<v Speaker 4>No, it's all outsided. Someone's been in here.

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<v Speaker 3>I said, you need to talk into the microphone.

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<v Speaker 4>But that's actually twisted. No, it's the thing that's twisted.

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<v Speaker 3>This is talking to the side of the mind.

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<v Speaker 4>No it's not, it's it's the microphone is twisted on

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<v Speaker 4>the wrong way.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, it's not right, none of because the cables at

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<v Speaker 3>the back.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but look at the actual microphone. It's broken.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, Oh, you're on.

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<v Speaker 2>Someone.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to blame late drives. They must have broken

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<v Speaker 4>it last night.

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<v Speaker 3>Naughty, wretched, Sorry, where were we we're giving away money? Clint.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's go to Sarah.

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning, Good morning.

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<v Speaker 3>How are we going? You're not bad?

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you? How about you?

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<v Speaker 3>It's getting ready to wake the kids up for school.

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<v Speaker 3>I but you're enjoying this moment at the moment.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, I am. I'm actually outside, so I don't get

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<v Speaker 8>in trouble for waking them up.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't get in trouble for waking them up.

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<v Speaker 4>Mom, quiet horrible. Kids are horrible, aren't.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just that age where they go from waking up

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<v Speaker 3>too early to you can't get them out of it.

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<v Speaker 5>How old are they?

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<v Speaker 7>Sarah fourteen and seventeen horrible?

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<v Speaker 4>Remember when I remember being a fourteen year old girl

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<v Speaker 4>and I was horrible?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah your mum, Your mum not really loud before she'd

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<v Speaker 3>storm in your.

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<v Speaker 4>Room at that age.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yeah, I'm coming here.

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<v Speaker 1>Coin in a Minute's boys needs a little bit.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't need any explanation to get up. I just

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<v Speaker 4>don't want to picture that at six thirty in the morning.

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<v Speaker 4>What about no? Ever, Actually, let's go oh no, what

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<v Speaker 4>are we doing?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to play the memorable moment. You just have

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<v Speaker 3>to pick this plunk to Lauren Clinton on myself, take

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<v Speaker 3>a listen.

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<v Speaker 9>I'd thrown a sickie, convinced mum I was too ill

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<v Speaker 9>to go to school.

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<v Speaker 3>Once she left, I.

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<v Speaker 9>Decided I felt like hot chips.

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<v Speaker 4>So cooked them for myself.

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<v Speaker 9>My dreams of hot chips ended in a fiery infertile

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<v Speaker 9>The kitchen was black for the next six months. Turns

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<v Speaker 9>out oil and water don't mix.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow. One of us was very smart.

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<v Speaker 3>Who had the munchies and almost burnt down the house.

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<v Speaker 4>It was Quinn.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, Darrow, she knew you like that to get hurt.

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<v Speaker 1>I know my brother was home at the time as well.

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<v Speaker 4>He also pulled a It was were you should have.

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<v Speaker 3>Just been watching Good Morning Australia. Yeah, touched up in bed. Hey, Sarah,

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<v Speaker 3>at nice start of the day. You got yourself a

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<v Speaker 3>thousand bucks.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well, thank you.

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<v Speaker 8>So much that author.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't give it to any of those pesky children. You

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<v Speaker 4>keep it, Sarah there mean to you in the morning,

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<v Speaker 4>he said, that's my money.

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<v Speaker 3>The bridge wa a collection from fair Haven Holmes is

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<v Speaker 3>not built for a single moment. It's built for all

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<v Speaker 3>of them. You can visit fairhn Holmes dot com dot au.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know back in the I think it was

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<v Speaker 1>like the nineties, maybe early two thousands when that distressed

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<v Speaker 1>look was in you know, when people would sand back there.

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<v Speaker 1>It was sort of the bitterest bit of the paint

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<v Speaker 1>from underneath.

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<v Speaker 4>You might see it in the home.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, in the home.

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<v Speaker 1>Just so that's what Dad went with after the fire.

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<v Speaker 1>He was like, oh, let's just make it the distressed

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<v Speaker 1>looks set.

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<v Speaker 4>The vagros.

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<v Speaker 3>Posed a little pirate as well, and Dad's curtains. They

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<v Speaker 3>just went, they went, it's bad. You shouldn't play with think.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, chicks, maybe some did. I never. I never got into.

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<v Speaker 3>Two like sixteen and iron candles. Candles, Oh yeah, you

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<v Speaker 3>with your little bloody I care like candles were still

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<v Speaker 3>like deodorant.

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<v Speaker 4>See that's the difference between boys and girls. Was using

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<v Speaker 4>an oil burner, run. I was using an oil burner

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<v Speaker 4>and you were using like proper blow too.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah you know what her bedside table have had like

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<v Speaker 3>all the wax down the side because next about it.

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<v Speaker 4>But I had the oil but with a little and

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<v Speaker 4>the China oil thing, the oil on top. It's not

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<v Speaker 4>like eucalyptus or some revolting thing. We're really living incense.

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<v Speaker 4>I was incense.

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<v Speaker 3>There we go, We got there. Good morning at Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 3>You love that song.

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<v Speaker 4>That, Oh my gosh, I was frothing over that vision

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<v Speaker 4>of Chapel Roan and Elton John singing it together at

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<v Speaker 4>his Oscars party that he.

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<v Speaker 3>Throws his house.

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<v Speaker 4>Was it he throws he throws her every year at Oscars.

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<v Speaker 4>Isn't a pre and after party I'm not an after

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<v Speaker 4>after party. Yeah, it's it's like the hottest ticket in town.

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<v Speaker 4>And they did Pink Pony Club together, as did the Sun.

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<v Speaker 1>He goes to bed and everyone else's party downstairs.

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<v Speaker 3>He'd be party because he's ancient.

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<v Speaker 4>He's sitting on a throne or something.

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<v Speaker 3>He looked like half asleep on step.

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<v Speaker 5>It looked like a fun party.

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<v Speaker 1>Though.

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<v Speaker 4>I love those two together. He fell in love with

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<v Speaker 4>her very early days. He was like her biggest supporter

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<v Speaker 4>from the beginning. Do chapel roone. I love her. It

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<v Speaker 4>is love love her, love her, love love love. Also

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<v Speaker 4>love our next guest.

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<v Speaker 3>You've done Molly, it's just gone nineteen to seven. This

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<v Speaker 3>is number one hundred.

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<v Speaker 10>Live Saturday foot this round and every round with no

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<v Speaker 10>ad breaks in play.

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<v Speaker 2>Get on board Ko Sports and sign up today.

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<v Speaker 3>Say hello to our next guest, good friend of the

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<v Speaker 3>show joining us. I faced mister Tom Hawkins.

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning guys. Well, first of all, it's nice to chat.

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<v Speaker 11>My surrounds are a bit different to when we last

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<v Speaker 11>spoke in you or lanes.

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<v Speaker 4>Well yeah, Clinton actually just said to me, because you've

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<v Speaker 4>got a nice like green polo looking shirt on. He said,

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<v Speaker 4>what's he doing? Off to play golf, and I said, no,

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<v Speaker 4>that's his corporate where he's a proper businessman.

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<v Speaker 3>Now you're in the workforce.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in the workforce.

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<v Speaker 11>I'm working part time two days a week with Nutrient

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<v Speaker 11>Egg Solutions and I'm on my way to our rat

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<v Speaker 11>So hopefully the service keeps me on the phone. But

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<v Speaker 11>it's yeah, it's a bit different, but I'm really enjoying.

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<v Speaker 11>And it's in the ag industry, which is something I've

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<v Speaker 11>got a real passion before outside of footing, and it's

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<v Speaker 11>been lots of fun.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, Tom, I saw you on the news the other

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know what you were promoting, but they had

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<v Speaker 4>you in some footy gear which I don't think you've

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<v Speaker 4>worn in a while. Ad you doing these like high

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<v Speaker 4>knees over these little cones and I can tell you're

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<v Speaker 4>like Jesus, it's been a while.

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<v Speaker 3>Did I ever put the outfit the dry look like it? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>It was that obvious.

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<v Speaker 11>And I actually went for the double XL too in

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<v Speaker 11>the footing gears. So I am playing in the Carlton

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<v Speaker 11>Draft this year. I've I've committed to two games of

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<v Speaker 11>footing and that's going to be one sometime around May

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<v Speaker 11>early June. It's that's yet to be decided, and then

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<v Speaker 11>I'm at the fate of the actual draft itself. And

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<v Speaker 11>then I'm also playing for my local club Thinley up

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<v Speaker 11>in southern New South Wales.

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<v Speaker 2>On Good Friday, we're packing.

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<v Speaker 4>Up the mini and we're all coming, like twenty of

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<v Speaker 4>us going up to talk play over easter. Do you

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<v Speaker 4>want to be quiet afternoon?

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<v Speaker 3>Tom? Hey, how did you miss it? Yeah? Tom, I

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<v Speaker 3>would take a different car and meeting there.

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<v Speaker 11>I think I will, but look, it'll be It'll be

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<v Speaker 11>lots of fun. I've always wanted to go up and

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<v Speaker 11>play for my local side ever since I entered the

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<v Speaker 11>afl C when I finished playing for the Cats, and

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<v Speaker 11>it just so happens to me this year. So I've

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<v Speaker 11>got a little mini pre season that I need to

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<v Speaker 11>kick off and start getting underway if I'm going to

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<v Speaker 11>be able to run around injury free.

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<v Speaker 2>But looking forward to it.

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<v Speaker 3>You must have missed the preseason with the Cats.

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<v Speaker 1>Jeez, how many had you done before you're retired?

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<v Speaker 11>Well, last year was my eighteenth season, so look, funnily enough, Clint,

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<v Speaker 11>I do miss lots of parts of preseason. I mean

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<v Speaker 11>that when you go through such a challenging period in

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<v Speaker 11>a team environment. It is funnily enough, it is good

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<v Speaker 11>fun and some of my fondest memories come from preseason.

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<v Speaker 2>Unfortunately, I know.

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<v Speaker 11>That physically I can't still do it, So I'm very

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<v Speaker 11>comfortable with my decision and look forward to watching the

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<v Speaker 11>Cats play from a different vantage point this year.

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<v Speaker 3>Speaking of which dramas for opening round, have you ever

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<v Speaker 3>played in a cyclone before?

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<v Speaker 11>No, I've played up in Brisbane when they got fifty

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<v Speaker 11>or sixty meals of rain and it was wet, so

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<v Speaker 11>I think they're expecting four or five hundred meals of

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<v Speaker 11>rain on the Thursday Friday.

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<v Speaker 2>So look, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Want to kick the wind, wouldn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a great there's a great bit of footage of.

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<v Speaker 11>Trent Kotch and kicking against a fifty or sixty k

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<v Speaker 11>win winning the toss, so I think it probably would.

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<v Speaker 3>Clint his kick could looked like me on a still day.

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<v Speaker 4>Seriously, I'm you working with Fox Footy this year? What

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<v Speaker 4>exactly are you going to be doing?

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<v Speaker 11>So on special comments was I've got eighteen games throughout

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<v Speaker 11>the home and away season, so I'm looking forward to that.

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<v Speaker 2>As I said, fresh out of the game.

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<v Speaker 11>I've still got plenty of thoughts and ideas on how

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<v Speaker 11>foot is played, and probably more so the intricacies of

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<v Speaker 11>playing down in the forward half is something I'm looking

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<v Speaker 11>to specialize in a bit more.

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<v Speaker 3>So.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't wait.

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<v Speaker 11>It's going to be exciting year great to join the

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<v Speaker 11>Fox footy team and it's going to be lots of fun.

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<v Speaker 3>Hawk when you were playing, did you ever watch the

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<v Speaker 3>footage back and then go listen to these bloody old

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<v Speaker 3>time is telling me what I should have done during

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<v Speaker 3>the game with the commentary.

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah, I think there's probably always been a little bit

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<v Speaker 11>of that, Yeah as a current day as a current

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<v Speaker 11>day player, but now on the other side of the fans. Look,

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<v Speaker 11>I've never been to be too controversial, So look, it

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<v Speaker 11>will be taking a pretty positive outlook into this season

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<v Speaker 11>and then as the years evolve, maybe start to maybe

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<v Speaker 11>start to give a little bit more feedback towards the players.

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<v Speaker 4>Tom. I remember that game where you hurt your foot,

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<v Speaker 4>and obviously you were feeling it was a huge moment

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<v Speaker 4>for you. I came over for dinner that night, Paul

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<v Speaker 4>and I with you and Emma, and we sat on

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<v Speaker 4>the floor and we're having some dinner and you're pretty

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<v Speaker 4>rock bottom, to be honest, it was a really it

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<v Speaker 4>was an awful moment because you weren't sure which way

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<v Speaker 4>your career was going to go, and we were trying

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<v Speaker 4>not to talk about it, and then we're watching an

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<v Speaker 4>other game, and then all the commentators came up saying, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>did you see what happened to Tom or against Is

0:22:04.520 --> 0:22:06.919
<v Speaker 4>he too old to be playing? And none of us

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<v Speaker 4>knew what to say, and I remember just thinking, oh, God,

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<v Speaker 4>you wouldn't want to be a commentator right now. And

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<v Speaker 4>now that's you.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I'm going to be faced with some challenges

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<v Speaker 2>this year.

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<v Speaker 11>And I had my preseason game, so to speak, on

0:22:19.800 --> 0:22:24.520
<v Speaker 11>Tuesday night, watching and commentating Collingwood versus Richmond, and it

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<v Speaker 11>was a bit lopsided. So I've sort of seen been

0:22:27.560 --> 0:22:30.520
<v Speaker 11>early or had some early exposure to games, and aren't

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<v Speaker 11>that entertaining? Where from a commentator's point of view, you've

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<v Speaker 11>got to keep engaged and keep everyone at home engage.

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<v Speaker 2>So look, it'll be a challenge.

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<v Speaker 3>You know.

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<v Speaker 11>That seems like a long time ago. When I went

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<v Speaker 11>down against Carlton, I wasn't to know, as you said

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<v Speaker 11>that it was going to be my last game of

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<v Speaker 11>AFL football. But I've been so blessed along the journey

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<v Speaker 11>to be injury free, and I've had a lot of successes.

0:22:54.880 --> 0:22:59.160
<v Speaker 2>There's also been some challenges and some hard periods.

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<v Speaker 3>Through that time.

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<v Speaker 2>But I was I was very, very fortunate.

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<v Speaker 3>You should have jumped up, you know what? Enough of this.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know if I should turn it off or

0:23:06.440 --> 0:23:09.680
<v Speaker 4>what we should remember married on. I was like more

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<v Speaker 4>lemon chicken top.

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<v Speaker 2>I had plenty of that.

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<v Speaker 3>Tom Hawkins, Johnny is on the air this morning. Good

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<v Speaker 3>on you, Tommy, and good luck in the commentary box mate.

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<v Speaker 2>Appreciate you guys. Always lovely to chat.

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<v Speaker 4>Now get back to work.

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<v Speaker 3>Real he's big two days a week. I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>how he's going to do it.

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<v Speaker 4>What are you actually doing counting cows or something?

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<v Speaker 11>Well, there's a sheep in the background if you can't see,

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<v Speaker 11>no look. I'm up in the rat today at the

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<v Speaker 11>foothills of the Grampians and they were affected by fires

0:23:44.920 --> 0:23:46.760
<v Speaker 11>not that long ago. So we're sort of going out

0:23:46.760 --> 0:23:50.360
<v Speaker 11>to the community and checking in on everyone, and we're

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<v Speaker 11>running a client night tonight. So maybe will be my

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<v Speaker 11>first kick of the footing in about five months.

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<v Speaker 4>So don't do a hammy before as we're all excited

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<v Speaker 4>about our weekend.

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<v Speaker 11>I know, well, if I did, maybe Paul, that'd have

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<v Speaker 11>to play Jesus Christ.

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<v Speaker 3>Can't be that bad.

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<v Speaker 4>Speaking of doing a hammy, he wouldn't even make it for.

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<v Speaker 2>The banner, big boys, there is no banners.

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<v Speaker 4>We'll make a banner. People love it.

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<v Speaker 11>There's a challenge you guys, Fent and Boone morning.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just got so hot right now?

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<v Speaker 4>So hot said that video put up of him doing

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<v Speaker 4>a back flip on the plane. Yes, he's a cool guy.

0:24:33.800 --> 0:24:34.920
<v Speaker 4>Does black flips, every.

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<v Speaker 3>Back flips, every big gym guy.

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<v Speaker 4>I've tried to follow his his routine. How to gud?

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<v Speaker 4>Has he got a YouTube? How to get ripped? Has

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<v Speaker 4>he got a YouTube on it?

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<v Speaker 1>He's got a He's got many things Instagram yet how

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<v Speaker 1>to get ripped?

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<v Speaker 3>Yea? Zuckerberg watched because he looked pretty good in the

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<v Speaker 3>outfit on the weekend.

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<v Speaker 4>I know, I actually loved that. People are like, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>he made it all about him for his wife's forty

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<v Speaker 4>She loved flip. Is serable, aren't they?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey?

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<v Speaker 1>Guys, this morning routine went to get our coffees on

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<v Speaker 1>the way to work.

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<v Speaker 4>Very much my pleasure.

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<v Speaker 1>Shout out Richmond, my o, My was there and there's

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<v Speaker 1>a beautiful community of people there.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, there's not many coffee shops in Melbourne that open

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<v Speaker 5>up five.

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<v Speaker 3>Miss Alex and Coke on Saint Kilda Road, George.

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<v Speaker 1>Georgie, George, and you'd be the same, nice community of

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<v Speaker 1>people faces none.

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<v Speaker 4>On my route. So thankfully you guys pick me up

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<v Speaker 4>a coffee in the morning. But I make it up

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<v Speaker 4>for you another way. That's very dodgy. I give you

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<v Speaker 4>a morning treat, not for a coffee.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, this morning there was a lovely surprise waiting for me.

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<v Speaker 1>A friend that I went to high school with, a

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<v Speaker 1>Glenn Waverley Secondary College, five Oresent.

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<v Speaker 3>Gom was there, Phil Phil what's his name? Gom gom

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<v Speaker 3>My gone?

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<v Speaker 4>So did he go because he heard the great Clints

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<v Speaker 4>down away goes there in the morning or did he

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<v Speaker 4>just happen to union? When was the last time you

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<v Speaker 4>saw the great Golm?

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<v Speaker 1>It would have been I would have been let's say

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<v Speaker 1>twelve months ago. You know, Because you catch up with

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<v Speaker 1>school friends at HOC, I mean I do. I've got

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<v Speaker 1>a few, a few really good friends that I that

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<v Speaker 1>I catch up with all the time. Probably haven't seen

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<v Speaker 1>yeah Phil for about twelve months.

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<v Speaker 4>I'd say, is he was he a friend or just

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<v Speaker 4>someone in your year?

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<v Speaker 1>It's no, he's actually the year above me at school.

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<v Speaker 1>So the guys from my ear level I don't see

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<v Speaker 1>as much as those guys are.

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<v Speaker 4>You're too smart, yeah, too cool, ahead of your time.

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<v Speaker 1>But blow me down.

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<v Speaker 3>He by the way, did I sound one hundred?

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<v Speaker 4>Then I was going to leave it.

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<v Speaker 2>Because he was.

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<v Speaker 4>He got knocked me out with a fowler see tipping

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<v Speaker 4>Port last night. Oh my god. I was on the

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<v Speaker 4>phone to my dad last night and he got to

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<v Speaker 4>go tipping Points.

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<v Speaker 3>Clint's over.

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<v Speaker 4>Because he was the year above me.

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<v Speaker 1>He experienced something last year that I'm going to experience

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<v Speaker 1>this year.

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<v Speaker 3>I know what, don't the twenty year?

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<v Speaker 4>No, I've done twenty five twenty last year.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what you did too, twenty five years school reunion.

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<v Speaker 5>We went to twenty five and a five years.

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<v Speaker 3>You need to get your life in order to be years.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you going to go?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, here's my question, I would not know who has

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<v Speaker 1>to Who organized the.

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<v Speaker 4>Chemunity. I went to my twenty years and remember I

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<v Speaker 4>was so excited going into it, and I left just

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<v Speaker 4>none of my life. Thought I was eighteen again.

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<v Speaker 3>Now I went to my twenty year one. Was was awkward.

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<v Speaker 4>It was about fifteen years. It was just it was

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<v Speaker 4>there all one hundred.

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<v Speaker 3>It was the three o'clock in the afternoon, went for

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<v Speaker 3>forty five minutes sandwiches. We had acne call for the day.

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<v Speaker 4>I'd love it.

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<v Speaker 3>No, just because I hadn't seen them in so long.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, that's the point of do you think you're the

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<v Speaker 4>only person that's experienced not seeing people without a reunion?

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<v Speaker 3>Can see Steve Yard we caught up last said.

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<v Speaker 4>That, Oh, yes, that's how it works. I told you

0:28:23.280 --> 0:28:25.399
<v Speaker 4>there were teachers that came to mind that were still

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<v Speaker 4>teaching at the school.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it incumbent on me to do something about it?

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<v Speaker 3>Someone? Yes?

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<v Speaker 4>Are you going to join the committee? Channel night? You

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<v Speaker 4>must organize it.

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<v Speaker 3>We will organize it on the shop at.

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<v Speaker 4>Joe's that's still there. Apparently we had three hundred plus

0:28:45.120 --> 0:28:47.200
<v Speaker 4>people in our year. We're going to need a big eventue, No,

0:28:47.320 --> 0:28:50.240
<v Speaker 4>not that many will come. We had abounderstand a couple

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<v Speaker 4>we got sent the least, and I had little had

0:28:53.520 --> 0:28:55.200
<v Speaker 4>a little Mark Mix and the Peatry who were no

0:28:55.280 --> 0:28:56.800
<v Speaker 4>longer with us, and then I had a mark mix

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<v Speaker 4>with the people they couldn't contact to try and find them.

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<v Speaker 4>It wears Wally and then I reckon from two hundred

0:29:02.680 --> 0:29:04.200
<v Speaker 4>they were about eighty.

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<v Speaker 3>That came, okay, there's a couple that would just well

0:29:06.560 --> 0:29:10.360
<v Speaker 3>they make me m well, you'll probably ask I don't

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<v Speaker 3>think we.

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<v Speaker 4>Did doing it? No, yeah they did. They put up

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<v Speaker 4>a video that we made in year twelve.

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<v Speaker 3>V made just sit through it.

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<v Speaker 4>It was hilarious.

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<v Speaker 3>We met at the school, the school tour of the school,

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<v Speaker 3>and then went to a pub nearby.

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<v Speaker 4>It's what we is with cocktails at scot felt very nomal.

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<v Speaker 4>Isn't that last time I did this? It wasn't allowed

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<v Speaker 4>this last time? I to look forward to this year

0:29:35.120 --> 0:29:37.840
<v Speaker 4>twenty five the reunion? Is it this year?

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<v Speaker 12>On?

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<v Speaker 4>Next year? This year I get onto the committee and join.

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<v Speaker 3>We're going to help out.

0:29:44.240 --> 0:29:46.800
<v Speaker 4>We'll get you could make a plate of sweet potato

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<v Speaker 4>fries or something.

0:29:49.480 --> 0:29:51.240
<v Speaker 1>I mean, if I have to MC hopefully to cash.

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<v Speaker 4>What was your graduation?

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<v Speaker 3>O God? Can you get the vinyl?

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<v Speaker 4>It's my life?

0:30:00.960 --> 0:30:01.400
<v Speaker 3>Goodbye?

0:30:04.840 --> 0:30:05.240
<v Speaker 2>Sing it?

0:30:05.400 --> 0:30:09.120
<v Speaker 4>They will get John Special can sing it?

0:30:09.240 --> 0:30:12.080
<v Speaker 3>Hang on? I'm looking at actually, but it's goodbye in

0:30:12.080 --> 0:30:16.800
<v Speaker 3>the system. It's good bye. That was it. Now you

0:30:16.840 --> 0:30:22.520
<v Speaker 3>can join take anyway. Good morning to her this morning. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>three two one, it's.

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<v Speaker 4>It's the Dog's breakfast, go again.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, here we go, Clint, it's the school reunion.

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<v Speaker 3>You're on stage. It's good bye.

0:30:43.440 --> 0:30:47.080
<v Speaker 4>That's all live.

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<v Speaker 3>It's good bye. Well, good morning Melbourne. We've got a

0:30:54.000 --> 0:30:57.600
<v Speaker 3>huge show still to come. We are celebrating the Tigers

0:30:57.640 --> 0:30:59.800
<v Speaker 3>today in the lead up to opening round.

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<v Speaker 5>Sorry, not just the Tigers the mighty time.

0:31:02.200 --> 0:31:05.120
<v Speaker 3>Sorry, the mighty Tigers missing the mighty bit last year.

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<v Speaker 4>We're in a rebuilding space.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry.

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<v Speaker 4>Sorry, shout out to all the Richmond supporters out there.

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<v Speaker 3>We well rebuilt.

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<v Speaker 4>I've got my membership pack in the mail last week.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you scarved with how many years I've been paid

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<v Speaker 4>for member ring?

0:31:19.800 --> 0:31:21.080
<v Speaker 3>Do you pay for your membership?

0:31:21.280 --> 0:31:24.920
<v Speaker 4>My dad does since I was a kid. Phillipspies. My

0:31:25.000 --> 0:31:27.000
<v Speaker 4>brother and I rich my membership every year and he

0:31:27.080 --> 0:31:28.720
<v Speaker 4>calls every stuff.

0:31:28.560 --> 0:31:31.040
<v Speaker 3>To be scarf for your private health insurance as well.

0:31:31.280 --> 0:31:33.640
<v Speaker 4>I've taken over that. Now that's a sad day. When

0:31:33.640 --> 0:31:35.920
<v Speaker 4>I said your registration, no I do that.

0:31:36.360 --> 0:31:38.520
<v Speaker 3>He did my writ for you, letting him have a

0:31:38.560 --> 0:31:39.280
<v Speaker 3>little bit of his own.

0:31:39.520 --> 0:31:44.720
<v Speaker 4>He loves it. It's his last thing, his princess, looking

0:31:44.760 --> 0:31:47.600
<v Speaker 4>after his princess. That I could do some gosh, actually

0:31:47.880 --> 0:31:48.520
<v Speaker 4>send it my way.

0:31:48.640 --> 0:31:52.160
<v Speaker 3>Hook us up after seven thirty this morning, we're catching

0:31:52.240 --> 0:31:54.280
<v Speaker 3>up with one of your favorite tags and we're going

0:31:54.360 --> 0:31:55.040
<v Speaker 3>to be off floating.

0:31:55.160 --> 0:31:57.000
<v Speaker 4>In fact, I spoke to my dad about this Richmond

0:31:57.000 --> 0:32:00.800
<v Speaker 4>player and he said, Lauren one word superstar.

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<v Speaker 5>That's what Bobby Phillip said.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, we've got memberships to go after seven thirty this morning.

0:32:06.440 --> 0:32:10.320
<v Speaker 3>Speaking of free stuff, Formula one, the countdown is on,

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<v Speaker 3>don't miss the F one Louis Vuitton, Astray and Grand

0:32:12.880 --> 0:32:16.280
<v Speaker 3>Prix Thursday tickets still available at Grand Prix dot com

0:32:16.280 --> 0:32:18.200
<v Speaker 3>dot are you. We're going to be offloading more tickets

0:32:18.560 --> 0:32:21.800
<v Speaker 3>to get your track side tomorrow. But coming up next

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<v Speaker 3>loss here? Uh oh?

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<v Speaker 4>What could possibly go wrong before a wedding? I mean,

0:32:26.200 --> 0:32:28.560
<v Speaker 4>don't I know? This is even worse than what happened

0:32:28.600 --> 0:32:30.720
<v Speaker 4>to me. This is a shocker.

0:32:30.680 --> 0:32:34.400
<v Speaker 3>Saying yes, we'll go there next.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you two laughing at me?

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<v Speaker 3>No, we're laughing.

0:32:38.040 --> 0:32:41.120
<v Speaker 4>It's still wedding season. The people that are doing their

0:32:42.160 --> 0:32:45.080
<v Speaker 4>late summer weddings. It's a beautiful time to get married.

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<v Speaker 3>Is a normal thing at weddings, but sometimes now couples

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<v Speaker 3>are offering up like a color palette of what you

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<v Speaker 3>should wear. Yeah, apparently everyone looks nice.

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<v Speaker 13>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know about that. I'm the same.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what if Shirley wants to wear a buddy

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<v Speaker 1>Floral's we're weary on another day?

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<v Speaker 3>What about Jimmy, he's only got one suit, was going

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<v Speaker 3>to go out and buy another suit for the wedding.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think it's so much the suits, is it?

0:33:06.240 --> 0:33:09.440
<v Speaker 4>Isn't it just black song? Sometimes it's beige exactly. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>that's a lot.

0:33:10.400 --> 0:33:12.880
<v Speaker 3>The cream, the ivory, the off one.

0:33:13.200 --> 0:33:14.120
<v Speaker 4>They're all in the beige.

0:33:14.560 --> 0:33:14.760
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:33:14.800 --> 0:33:17.840
<v Speaker 4>I had agree. Anyway, this chentleman who got married recently didn't.

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<v Speaker 4>She didn't have a dress code, but she didn't quite

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<v Speaker 4>look as planned because she was doing what shouldn't be

0:33:26.680 --> 0:33:29.640
<v Speaker 4>considered an extreme sport before her wedding, but in her case,

0:33:29.680 --> 0:33:32.680
<v Speaker 4>became an extreme sport six days before her wedding, was

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<v Speaker 4>playing softball.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think she should be doing any should play

0:33:38.880 --> 0:33:40.440
<v Speaker 3>any sort of sport in the leader Now.

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<v Speaker 4>I played softball as a kid. Those balls ain't soft

0:33:43.000 --> 0:33:44.960
<v Speaker 4>when you get hit with one. She was playing second

0:33:44.960 --> 0:33:48.640
<v Speaker 4>base in her co edge slow pitch softball league when

0:33:48.680 --> 0:33:52.080
<v Speaker 4>the ball took a bad hop and cracked her right

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<v Speaker 4>in the head, five days away from her wedding. Two

0:33:59.680 --> 0:34:02.080
<v Speaker 4>black Like when when I say there's the picture two

0:34:02.160 --> 0:34:06.760
<v Speaker 4>black eyes, it is two absolute shiners.

0:34:07.360 --> 0:34:10.239
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, not a great camera. Just now help me out.

0:34:10.440 --> 0:34:12.920
<v Speaker 4>She knows she hasn't tried to take a fat, flattering photo.

0:34:12.960 --> 0:34:14.439
<v Speaker 4>There two black eyes.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you be rescued by the makeup artist in that situation?

0:34:18.000 --> 0:34:20.760
<v Speaker 4>Well, I wouldn't have thought so, but I've seen photos

0:34:20.760 --> 0:34:24.200
<v Speaker 4>of this woman's wedding. She looked amazing. Yes, she got

0:34:24.239 --> 0:34:26.880
<v Speaker 4>that real must have been real heavy TV makeup. I

0:34:26.920 --> 0:34:29.239
<v Speaker 4>mean in movies and things they cover people's tattoos with

0:34:29.640 --> 0:34:29.960
<v Speaker 4>they do.

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<v Speaker 3>But also just like self esteem.

0:34:32.640 --> 0:34:33.880
<v Speaker 5>Days before she do you want to see what?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, no doubt she would have.

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<v Speaker 4>Can't really even say it. You sort of can't tell

0:34:45.320 --> 0:34:49.000
<v Speaker 4>she can. No, you can't think. I think that's good.

0:34:49.560 --> 0:34:51.160
<v Speaker 4>You can see the crack on her head up the

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<v Speaker 4>top where it didn't actually hit her in the eye.

0:34:52.680 --> 0:34:54.520
<v Speaker 4>Here in the foe, the left eye looks a little

0:34:56.200 --> 0:34:58.960
<v Speaker 4>so small and poor thing. That's not what you I

0:34:59.080 --> 0:35:05.319
<v Speaker 4>just I wouldrobably refrained from my my co edge classes glass. No,

0:35:05.480 --> 0:35:13.040
<v Speaker 4>you're watching like Anastasia. Yeah no, no, no, you can't

0:35:13.040 --> 0:35:14.160
<v Speaker 4>be seeing that at your wedding eyes.

0:35:14.480 --> 0:35:15.600
<v Speaker 3>Good point, good point.

0:35:15.880 --> 0:35:17.759
<v Speaker 4>That's a shoka. So what are you meant to do?

0:35:17.960 --> 0:35:21.320
<v Speaker 4>Just sort of like for two weeks before the wedding.

0:35:21.400 --> 0:35:24.480
<v Speaker 4>That's why hens or a box right before the wedding.

0:35:24.960 --> 0:35:26.520
<v Speaker 4>Give it a couple of weeks, guys.

0:35:26.640 --> 0:35:27.000
<v Speaker 3>Thirteen.

0:35:27.200 --> 0:35:29.239
<v Speaker 4>You don't want your eyebrows shaved off before your.

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<v Speaker 3>Wedding thirteen twenty four ten. What happened before a big event?

0:35:33.400 --> 0:35:35.680
<v Speaker 3>Isn't there a footy players potentially out now because of

0:35:35.680 --> 0:35:36.640
<v Speaker 3>a door situation?

0:35:36.880 --> 0:35:39.839
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah, Jesse Hogan from the Giants. He just

0:35:39.880 --> 0:35:41.160
<v Speaker 1>slammed his thumb.

0:35:41.520 --> 0:35:43.879
<v Speaker 4>In the door before round one and.

0:35:43.800 --> 0:35:47.879
<v Speaker 1>It's broken there. Two days out, three days out, so.

0:35:47.840 --> 0:35:48.960
<v Speaker 4>He's out for three weeks.

0:35:49.040 --> 0:35:50.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah there was.

0:35:50.719 --> 0:35:54.560
<v Speaker 1>I knew a bride who decided to get her lips

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<v Speaker 1>done and she got them done a little bit too

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<v Speaker 1>close to the big day.

0:35:58.960 --> 0:35:59.280
<v Speaker 4>Close.

0:35:59.600 --> 0:36:00.760
<v Speaker 5>You need at least a month.

0:36:01.120 --> 0:36:02.719
<v Speaker 3>No, this is like the week off.

0:36:02.880 --> 0:36:06.640
<v Speaker 4>Oh no, no. Injectables on the week they were they were,

0:36:07.320 --> 0:36:07.920
<v Speaker 4>they were big.

0:36:08.080 --> 0:36:10.360
<v Speaker 3>Nothing put in the body like a week before.

0:36:10.160 --> 0:36:12.440
<v Speaker 4>I got my lips done, like a week before my

0:36:12.480 --> 0:36:14.799
<v Speaker 4>best friend Jemma's wedding, and I swear to god, they

0:36:14.880 --> 0:36:16.640
<v Speaker 4>walked down the aisle ten minutes before the rest of

0:36:16.680 --> 0:36:20.400
<v Speaker 4>my body. It was like Daffy Duck leading the bridal party.

0:36:21.040 --> 0:36:23.279
<v Speaker 3>Lauren's been stung by a bee. That's when you hope

0:36:23.320 --> 0:36:25.120
<v Speaker 3>for COVID to come back. Bring on the mask.

0:36:25.440 --> 0:36:27.560
<v Speaker 4>I was like, Holy hell, I'm not doing that again.

0:36:27.760 --> 0:36:31.399
<v Speaker 3>Thirty twenty four to ten, What happened before the big event?

0:36:31.440 --> 0:36:32.000
<v Speaker 3>Give us a ring?

0:36:32.520 --> 0:36:36.120
<v Speaker 4>What happened before a big event? A woman was getting

0:36:36.120 --> 0:36:39.920
<v Speaker 4>married and she plays every week in a co ed

0:36:40.280 --> 0:36:44.680
<v Speaker 4>mixed soft serve softball softball. No, it was called a

0:36:44.719 --> 0:36:47.839
<v Speaker 4>soft serve softball. No, hang on, not soft.

0:36:48.040 --> 0:36:49.840
<v Speaker 3>Lauren mentioned earlier she used to play softball.

0:36:49.920 --> 0:36:52.000
<v Speaker 1>She looks like, yeah, I used to play at Gel's

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<v Speaker 1>Park in the pants.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah yeah, slow pitch softball. Le Sorry, slow pick gets

0:36:59.440 --> 0:37:03.239
<v Speaker 4>under up Fallsren't that soft anyway? Sho just playing on

0:37:03.280 --> 0:37:05.759
<v Speaker 4>second base ball smash in the head, two black eyes

0:37:05.800 --> 0:37:06.960
<v Speaker 4>five days before a wedding.

0:37:07.040 --> 0:37:09.520
<v Speaker 3>Devo side note, last time I had a soft serve

0:37:10.520 --> 0:37:13.240
<v Speaker 3>a soft serve out the soccering.

0:37:12.520 --> 0:37:15.160
<v Speaker 4>It was a lot longer for me than you. I

0:37:15.200 --> 0:37:17.040
<v Speaker 4>feel like that's something you would do on the rig.

0:37:17.280 --> 0:37:18.680
<v Speaker 4>A bit of a drive through the soft serve.

0:37:18.760 --> 0:37:21.279
<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, the old mister Whippy does Beach Road

0:37:21.360 --> 0:37:21.799
<v Speaker 3>quite a bit.

0:37:21.960 --> 0:37:23.560
<v Speaker 4>Does Missed Whippi still exist?

0:37:23.640 --> 0:37:25.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but he's sort of stationary.

0:37:25.560 --> 0:37:27.359
<v Speaker 5>Isn't he around south your are?

0:37:27.480 --> 0:37:30.439
<v Speaker 3>No, he'll just park himself in one of the car parks. Yes.

0:37:30.600 --> 0:37:33.120
<v Speaker 3>As opposed to the music, Yeah.

0:37:33.400 --> 0:37:34.200
<v Speaker 4>Did he play the music?

0:37:34.560 --> 0:37:36.920
<v Speaker 3>No, because he's just parked there, takes it sting.

0:37:36.840 --> 0:37:38.480
<v Speaker 4>Out the music play when he's parked.

0:37:38.880 --> 0:37:41.560
<v Speaker 1>Does he still have the nuts that he dips the

0:37:41.600 --> 0:37:43.000
<v Speaker 1>chocolate into sherbet.

0:37:42.880 --> 0:37:45.040
<v Speaker 4>Or the sherbt settled out?

0:37:45.080 --> 0:37:46.560
<v Speaker 3>If you're a good girl, I might take you today.

0:37:46.640 --> 0:37:48.439
<v Speaker 4>No, thanks, don't ever call me a good girl again either.

0:37:49.320 --> 0:37:52.240
<v Speaker 4>Now what happened before the big event? Was it your wedding?

0:37:52.360 --> 0:37:54.960
<v Speaker 4>Was it your birthday? Party? Was at your office? Christmas

0:37:54.960 --> 0:37:57.680
<v Speaker 4>party was at the logis jess? What happened?

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<v Speaker 8>We hung out my wedding dress at my mom's house

0:38:04.840 --> 0:38:07.480
<v Speaker 8>the week of the wedding, and two days before the

0:38:07.520 --> 0:38:17.400
<v Speaker 8>wedding the cat had left out every offer the wedding dress, food, blood,

0:38:18.160 --> 0:38:21.320
<v Speaker 8>everything you can think of, all over the wedding dress.

0:38:21.440 --> 0:38:24.759
<v Speaker 4>Hang on, what was wrong with the cat? Are you

0:38:24.840 --> 0:38:26.680
<v Speaker 4>doing all of those things?

0:38:27.520 --> 0:38:27.920
<v Speaker 12>Nothing?

0:38:28.040 --> 0:38:31.120
<v Speaker 8>It just smelt me and obviously wanted to be near me.

0:38:31.239 --> 0:38:33.560
<v Speaker 4>I guess I'm not sure or didn't like the person,

0:38:34.440 --> 0:38:35.880
<v Speaker 4>or it didn't like you much. If it was.

0:38:38.080 --> 0:38:41.440
<v Speaker 1>That reminds me of my brother Ryan, who decided to

0:38:41.760 --> 0:38:46.040
<v Speaker 1>when visiting my nan, who had decorated my auntie's wedding cake,

0:38:46.800 --> 0:38:48.560
<v Speaker 1>made the wedding cake, decorated it.

0:38:48.800 --> 0:38:50.440
<v Speaker 3>He decided to decorate.

0:38:50.080 --> 0:38:52.960
<v Speaker 1>It, put some candles in it, so he put straws,

0:38:53.000 --> 0:38:55.200
<v Speaker 1>a series of five or six straws in the top.

0:38:56.280 --> 0:38:59.319
<v Speaker 4>The cake was realin how he was. He was a

0:38:59.360 --> 0:39:01.800
<v Speaker 4>little tacker, wrong, ruined.

0:39:02.239 --> 0:39:03.560
<v Speaker 5>You can't be ruining the wedding.

0:39:03.640 --> 0:39:06.160
<v Speaker 4>Care Before the Melbourne Cup this year, I had this

0:39:06.320 --> 0:39:08.439
<v Speaker 4>red silk dress. I'd had my hair and makeup done,

0:39:08.640 --> 0:39:09.960
<v Speaker 4>got into the dress. It was steamed.

0:39:10.000 --> 0:39:11.320
<v Speaker 5>It was beautiful and I thought before I leave it

0:39:11.360 --> 0:39:12.719
<v Speaker 5>was quickly brushed my teeth.

0:39:12.440 --> 0:39:14.839
<v Speaker 3>So you were steamed the dress dress.

0:39:15.280 --> 0:39:18.040
<v Speaker 4>I'd spent three hours getting ready, brush my teeth, dribbled

0:39:18.120 --> 0:39:23.279
<v Speaker 4>toothpaste down. I to wear at a brooch on my

0:39:23.360 --> 0:39:26.880
<v Speaker 4>Melbourne Cup day dress. Elliott Garno had to save the

0:39:26.960 --> 0:39:29.680
<v Speaker 4>day with this beautiful brooch. You know, you guys told

0:39:29.719 --> 0:39:33.400
<v Speaker 4>me like a quantius pilot because I dribbled toothpasted on

0:39:33.440 --> 0:39:33.799
<v Speaker 4>the dress.

0:39:33.840 --> 0:39:36.880
<v Speaker 1>Those white stains are hard to get out as it

0:39:36.960 --> 0:39:38.040
<v Speaker 1>looks a bit suspect.

0:39:38.120 --> 0:39:41.680
<v Speaker 3>Sometimes a brooch age age bracket.

0:39:41.320 --> 0:39:45.359
<v Speaker 4>Aren't you She is nearly not quite brooches a back though,

0:39:46.080 --> 0:39:46.759
<v Speaker 4>and Frank.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Hello Claire clint Hi, Hello, what happened to

0:39:53.920 --> 0:39:54.759
<v Speaker 3>you before the big event?

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<v Speaker 14>Well, on the morning of my wedding, my groom had

0:39:58.560 --> 0:40:02.160
<v Speaker 14>been a fellow. He panthered, eyebrows, nails, all of that

0:40:02.200 --> 0:40:03.640
<v Speaker 14>sort of stuff, and he.

0:40:03.719 --> 0:40:06.360
<v Speaker 4>Had the groom got his eyebrows done.

0:40:06.880 --> 0:40:09.880
<v Speaker 14>Yeah, I sent him there to have everything done sessions

0:40:10.400 --> 0:40:13.280
<v Speaker 14>and they touched his face with the razor blade.

0:40:13.360 --> 0:40:16.479
<v Speaker 5>Oh gosh, that's how bad was the cart?

0:40:17.120 --> 0:40:17.839
<v Speaker 14>It was pretty bad.

0:40:17.880 --> 0:40:18.080
<v Speaker 3>I was.

0:40:18.120 --> 0:40:21.520
<v Speaker 14>I was very shocked when I first.

0:40:22.520 --> 0:40:24.200
<v Speaker 5>What about his eyebrows? Did he come back looking like

0:40:24.239 --> 0:40:24.800
<v Speaker 5>Peter Andre?

0:40:25.560 --> 0:40:28.600
<v Speaker 14>No, his eyebrows were not shade in the eyebrows, you know,

0:40:28.719 --> 0:40:30.960
<v Speaker 14>having he had a monobrow he needed too well.

0:40:31.000 --> 0:40:33.520
<v Speaker 4>But the day before the day befalls a bit close

0:40:33.640 --> 0:40:34.640
<v Speaker 4>to the event, isn't it.

0:40:34.800 --> 0:40:36.560
<v Speaker 3>Do you have enough chain on the lead for him

0:40:36.600 --> 0:40:37.040
<v Speaker 3>to get to.

0:40:37.000 --> 0:40:40.160
<v Speaker 4>The Oh no, she was just I'm sure he was

0:40:40.200 --> 0:40:41.160
<v Speaker 4>a willing participants.

0:40:41.360 --> 0:40:47.160
<v Speaker 1>Dister, girl, your body close to man?

0:40:47.960 --> 0:40:51.759
<v Speaker 5>Whoa get some Peter Andre.

0:40:51.760 --> 0:40:54.400
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, get right on that, Okayla, good morning.

0:40:54.560 --> 0:40:58.680
<v Speaker 4>Now not later, high kayler, Peter Andre, after you? What

0:40:58.719 --> 0:41:00.759
<v Speaker 4>happened at your big event? BEFO for the big event?

0:41:01.320 --> 0:41:04.359
<v Speaker 10>So the morning of So the night before, my son

0:41:04.400 --> 0:41:06.320
<v Speaker 10>was feeling a little bit unwell, and then the morning

0:41:06.360 --> 0:41:08.840
<v Speaker 10>of I was twenty five weeks pregnant with our daughter.

0:41:09.440 --> 0:41:11.240
<v Speaker 5>And is the morning of your wedding?

0:41:11.680 --> 0:41:13.920
<v Speaker 10>Yes, So the morning of my wedding, I was getting

0:41:13.920 --> 0:41:17.160
<v Speaker 10>my makeup done and then I just felt really unwell.

0:41:17.200 --> 0:41:19.440
<v Speaker 10>We all ended up with gastro. As I went to

0:41:19.560 --> 0:41:22.680
<v Speaker 10>a walk down the aisle, my son vomited all over me.

0:41:23.080 --> 0:41:32.640
<v Speaker 3>Oh the wedding dress. Whoa, mister, I want to get

0:41:32.680 --> 0:41:33.479
<v Speaker 3>close to you.

0:41:33.920 --> 0:41:35.440
<v Speaker 4>That would have made you feel better if someone had

0:41:35.560 --> 0:41:36.840
<v Speaker 4>broken into that as he walked down the.

0:41:36.880 --> 0:41:42.200
<v Speaker 3>Arm Good morning, Melbourne. Just go on nineteen to wait.

0:41:42.360 --> 0:41:46.279
<v Speaker 3>Nice win for Melbourne United. Last night she was an arch.

0:41:46.719 --> 0:41:46.919
<v Speaker 7>Look.

0:41:47.000 --> 0:41:48.560
<v Speaker 4>I went to bed. It was past my bedtime, but

0:41:48.600 --> 0:41:51.160
<v Speaker 4>I just spoke to Paul in my Fielce who was there,

0:41:51.200 --> 0:41:53.640
<v Speaker 4>and he said it was amazing.

0:41:53.760 --> 0:41:56.120
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, they won in with like less than a second

0:41:56.120 --> 0:41:56.320
<v Speaker 5>to go.

0:41:56.640 --> 0:41:58.879
<v Speaker 3>We'll see on Celebrity Row. He would have no.

0:41:58.840 --> 0:42:01.560
<v Speaker 4>He said he was sitting in some comfortable This is

0:42:02.000 --> 0:42:08.400
<v Speaker 4>word for word, reclined. The seats were amazing, really comfortable.

0:42:08.680 --> 0:42:10.399
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. That they've got a cup holder as well.

0:42:11.080 --> 0:42:15.160
<v Speaker 4>Now I think it's it's Craig Hutchison the other team.

0:42:16.120 --> 0:42:17.680
<v Speaker 3>Yes, Wildcats, that's right.

0:42:18.040 --> 0:42:23.080
<v Speaker 1>Happy, Well, how about this Southeast Melbourne Phoenix played tonight.

0:42:23.400 --> 0:42:25.480
<v Speaker 1>Now that's your mob. And if they beat.

0:42:25.320 --> 0:42:27.880
<v Speaker 3>Illawarra in Illawarra they play.

0:42:27.719 --> 0:42:31.120
<v Speaker 1>Melbourne United in an all Melbourne Grand Final series.

0:42:31.160 --> 0:42:33.920
<v Speaker 3>That's awesome. Be cool. There's one of the players my wife,

0:42:34.080 --> 0:42:35.920
<v Speaker 3>because we're all the game on Sunday, My wife and

0:42:35.960 --> 0:42:36.680
<v Speaker 3>she was like, do you reckon that?

0:42:36.719 --> 0:42:36.879
<v Speaker 2>Guy?

0:42:36.920 --> 0:42:37.680
<v Speaker 3>Looks like Clint.

0:42:38.400 --> 0:42:39.840
<v Speaker 5>I don't think it looks anything like that.

0:42:41.000 --> 0:42:42.279
<v Speaker 3>It's a big chompers on him.

0:42:42.480 --> 0:42:44.759
<v Speaker 5>It looks it's like from Maths, not Click.

0:42:45.520 --> 0:42:47.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Joey's one of the teams.

0:42:47.239 --> 0:42:48.960
<v Speaker 1>Quite though, isn't he?

0:42:49.640 --> 0:42:54.040
<v Speaker 4>Are you sure? American Basket America America they place to

0:42:54.080 --> 0:42:54.520
<v Speaker 4>the Phoenix.

0:42:55.680 --> 0:42:58.320
<v Speaker 1>I what about Clint from Maths?

0:42:59.080 --> 0:43:00.040
<v Speaker 3>Geez, haven't I been get.

0:43:00.360 --> 0:43:03.520
<v Speaker 4>We must about Clint. What about Lauren?

0:43:05.080 --> 0:43:06.360
<v Speaker 3>I think it's on the rocks.

0:43:06.680 --> 0:43:09.080
<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, last night was not not a good night

0:43:09.120 --> 0:43:09.560
<v Speaker 5>for Clinton.

0:43:09.920 --> 0:43:13.080
<v Speaker 4>Clint the Clint from Maths thinks he's friends with Clint

0:43:13.200 --> 0:43:14.240
<v Speaker 4>from Jason Lauren.

0:43:14.360 --> 0:43:16.680
<v Speaker 3>Don't you guys all get together? The Clints? No, he

0:43:16.760 --> 0:43:17.960
<v Speaker 3>sent me a message.

0:43:19.440 --> 0:43:22.080
<v Speaker 4>M on the GRAMD from Dog's account.

0:43:22.239 --> 0:43:23.280
<v Speaker 3>Our true love starts.

0:43:23.320 --> 0:43:28.600
<v Speaker 1>Hey, Clint, clip from MAFs here. I've heard I'm the

0:43:28.640 --> 0:43:29.920
<v Speaker 1>tu version of you.

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<v Speaker 3>That's wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>It's actually pretty funny.

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<v Speaker 4>I see you're a busy man.

0:43:33.719 --> 0:43:35.040
<v Speaker 1>If you want me to come in on any of

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<v Speaker 1>your shows for a chat, just let me know.

0:43:36.600 --> 0:43:38.160
<v Speaker 3>I think it'd be rather funny. Well, there you go.

0:43:38.239 --> 0:43:40.120
<v Speaker 3>Next time you pull a sicky, we'll.

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<v Speaker 1>Get Clinton Clint. I might not come in tomorrow. We

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<v Speaker 1>might get Timo Clinton.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I like real Clint. I'm sure Clinton lovely Clint's

0:43:51.320 --> 0:43:55.520
<v Speaker 4>got a good rick. No, but he's so broken up

0:43:55.520 --> 0:43:59.920
<v Speaker 4>with Tim Lauren. Maybe I'm Lawrence. I was about tow

0:44:00.520 --> 0:44:03.399
<v Speaker 4>she carries a burkin. I need to know if that's

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<v Speaker 4>not with the B. I think it's fake. I think

0:44:10.280 --> 0:44:14.160
<v Speaker 4>it's anyway Timo Lauren. I think they've broken up and

0:44:14.200 --> 0:44:16.480
<v Speaker 4>I think he's with Tiamu Jackie.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, she's a New Zealand model. Hey guys, coming up next,

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<v Speaker 3>we are celebrating the Mighty Tags in the lead up

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<v Speaker 3>to Opening Round. This is nov just going fourteen, Toway.

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<v Speaker 3>You're on the air with Jason Lauren Clints here as well.

0:44:31.520 --> 0:44:34.200
<v Speaker 3>You're listening to Noble one hundred and we are celebrating

0:44:34.239 --> 0:44:37.840
<v Speaker 3>your favorite Victorian teams in the lead up to Opening Round.

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<v Speaker 3>We're catching up with some of your favorite footy players

0:44:40.560 --> 0:44:44.480
<v Speaker 3>offloading club memberships and today we're celebrating the Mighty Tags.

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<v Speaker 9>Our next guest has played defender for the Mati Richmond

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<v Speaker 9>Tigers since twenty twenty one. He comes from good footy stock,

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<v Speaker 9>as his dad played for Geelong and.

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<v Speaker 2>His sister plays afl W for the Bulldogs.

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<v Speaker 3>Brown good fakes from Tom Brown. Please rocom the show

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<v Speaker 3>Tom Tom Brown, Good morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Morning, this is my team. I'm a Richmond fan. I

0:45:07.680 --> 0:45:10.000
<v Speaker 4>was forced to be a Richmond fan thanks to my dad.

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<v Speaker 3>Ready for a lecture from so you get the first question?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I was going to say, what is it like

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<v Speaker 4>being part of such a big footy family. Your dad

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<v Speaker 4>played for the Cats, your sister also plays in the AFL.

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<v Speaker 5>W Are you guys all competitive with one another?

0:45:22.320 --> 0:45:24.799
<v Speaker 3>Yeah? I reckon as a kid.

0:45:24.880 --> 0:45:27.640
<v Speaker 13>My sister Millie, she used to beat me up, did she?

0:45:28.160 --> 0:45:30.600
<v Speaker 13>Then as soon as I hit puberty and started getting

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<v Speaker 13>a bit stronger, it was the other way around. But

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<v Speaker 13>it's always been footy since day one with the family.

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<v Speaker 1>What's it like playing at a big, big club like

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<v Speaker 1>the Richmond Footy Club.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a bit of a pinch me moment, isn't what

0:45:43.880 --> 0:45:44.799
<v Speaker 3>I mean? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 13>It is, But I mean I've never played another club,

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<v Speaker 13>so I don't really know any different. But the Tiger

0:45:49.400 --> 0:45:52.759
<v Speaker 13>Army is the absolutely nuts one last year.

0:45:52.800 --> 0:45:54.320
<v Speaker 3>They're crazy, They're so loud.

0:45:54.360 --> 0:46:00.400
<v Speaker 4>I mean we are we are, yeah, but I love it.

0:46:00.440 --> 0:46:03.760
<v Speaker 13>Look yeah, I don't know much different, but they're enormous.

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<v Speaker 4>Who did you grow up barracking for Geelong because dad

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<v Speaker 4>played no choice? So then when you get drafted to

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<v Speaker 4>a team like Richmond, because you're still you're twenty one

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<v Speaker 4>twenty he's still only so young. When you get drafted,

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<v Speaker 4>what is it like when you're like, oh my gosh,

0:46:19.719 --> 0:46:21.680
<v Speaker 4>I'm going to one of the biggest clubs in the AFL.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I don't really know to be honest.

0:46:23.320 --> 0:46:24.880
<v Speaker 13>I was sitting at home and I wasn't really I

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<v Speaker 13>hadn't spoken to Richmond at all during like the sort

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<v Speaker 13>of build up to the draft. So I was sitting there,

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<v Speaker 13>I wasn't really looking at TV. I was on my

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<v Speaker 13>phone and I heard my name get called now and I.

0:46:33.000 --> 0:46:35.439
<v Speaker 4>Was like, shit, oh my god.

0:46:36.880 --> 0:46:40.759
<v Speaker 13>Posters down And because Richmond bea Gelong in the twenty

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<v Speaker 13>twenty Grand Finals, so I was kind of I was

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<v Speaker 13>off and already that.

0:46:44.560 --> 0:46:47.799
<v Speaker 4>Was the one that was up in Brisbane was overgrown.

0:46:47.920 --> 0:46:49.879
<v Speaker 13>I was Geelong hard that day. But then I mean,

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<v Speaker 13>as soon as you get picked up and get around

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<v Speaker 13>the club, there's like you feel such a part of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so then you run onto the mcg and suddenly

0:46:57.400 --> 0:47:00.359
<v Speaker 1>surrounded by blokes you've been watching on the television. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>who's a player that you played on that you're just

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<v Speaker 1>like that sort of takes my breath away.

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<v Speaker 13>Being a Geelong fan. My first sort of AFL experience.

0:47:08.760 --> 0:47:11.400
<v Speaker 13>I was versing Geelong in like a practice match and

0:47:11.480 --> 0:47:13.759
<v Speaker 13>I was next to Joe Sale and he's like, you're

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<v Speaker 13>in the wrong colors, mate, and I look, I didn't

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<v Speaker 13>say anything.

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<v Speaker 3>I know idea.

0:47:22.280 --> 0:47:24.040
<v Speaker 13>He actually rattled me, and I was like shit, and

0:47:24.080 --> 0:47:25.919
<v Speaker 13>so it kind of switched me on though, which is good,

0:47:26.400 --> 0:47:27.160
<v Speaker 13>but that's iconic.

0:47:27.239 --> 0:47:30.840
<v Speaker 4>Getting a little sledge from Johels.

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<v Speaker 3>Also nice sledge because it's it's never going to be

0:47:33.560 --> 0:47:34.160
<v Speaker 3>grubbing from me.

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<v Speaker 4>How are the Tigers feeling going into this year? I know,

0:47:37.120 --> 0:47:39.200
<v Speaker 4>you guys sit out for we don't even know what

0:47:39.239 --> 0:47:43.120
<v Speaker 4>it's called zero round round, opening round, and you guys

0:47:43.160 --> 0:47:46.160
<v Speaker 4>get your first game against Carlton in round one.

0:47:46.320 --> 0:47:46.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 13>No, we're a really excited, like we've got such a

0:47:48.640 --> 0:47:51.960
<v Speaker 13>young group was eight draftees, got a lot of older

0:47:51.960 --> 0:47:54.759
<v Speaker 13>players leaving, but that's just part of it. And we're

0:47:54.800 --> 0:47:56.880
<v Speaker 13>excited because we don't really know what it looks like

0:47:56.920 --> 0:47:58.400
<v Speaker 13>for us. We don't know how quick we're going to

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<v Speaker 13>develop and what would happen. I wish we're playing rounds

0:48:00.640 --> 0:48:01.720
<v Speaker 13>over got the ass?

0:48:03.840 --> 0:48:05.080
<v Speaker 4>Do they pick who doesn't?

0:48:05.080 --> 0:48:05.360
<v Speaker 3>Doesn't?

0:48:05.760 --> 0:48:06.120
<v Speaker 4>Do you know what?

0:48:06.160 --> 0:48:08.440
<v Speaker 1>It's like the glamor teams of the competition? What's wrong

0:48:08.480 --> 0:48:12.560
<v Speaker 1>with my I didn't last season?

0:48:12.680 --> 0:48:16.959
<v Speaker 3>Wasn't great? Hawthorne a sort of the Hollywood the way up.

0:48:20.320 --> 0:48:25.480
<v Speaker 1>Playing this blakes a bit of a cult hero at

0:48:25.640 --> 0:48:28.600
<v Speaker 1>Tiger Land at punt Rod, really a lot of a

0:48:28.640 --> 0:48:31.719
<v Speaker 1>lot of people online sort of celebrate how clean you are.

0:48:31.920 --> 0:48:35.200
<v Speaker 4>What do you mean clean? You mean clean clean?

0:48:35.239 --> 0:48:39.160
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, you've got cult status at the footy club.

0:48:39.160 --> 0:48:41.080
<v Speaker 3>Do you feel it? Not? Really? Too honest?

0:48:41.560 --> 0:48:42.720
<v Speaker 4>You are selling yourself.

0:48:42.719 --> 0:48:44.400
<v Speaker 13>Sure now you walk in there and all the boys

0:48:44.480 --> 0:48:48.200
<v Speaker 13>just on your backhund and yes they bring you back

0:48:48.239 --> 0:48:50.560
<v Speaker 13>down to earth pretty quickly. But no, I mean I

0:48:50.640 --> 0:48:53.000
<v Speaker 13>read stuff online. People send me things, which is pretty funny,

0:48:53.080 --> 0:48:53.680
<v Speaker 13>but it's.

0:48:53.520 --> 0:48:56.080
<v Speaker 4>Nothing I was going to say. If you're a twenty

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<v Speaker 4>one year old AFL player, are you on.

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<v Speaker 3>One hundred percent?

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<v Speaker 4>What do you don't need to?

0:49:01.400 --> 0:49:01.760
<v Speaker 3>Actually?

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<v Speaker 13>I put one video on my TikTok. It's a video

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<v Speaker 13>of me playing the guitar, singing as well or something.

0:49:09.400 --> 0:49:11.880
<v Speaker 13>Noah can't, I don't even know who know?

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<v Speaker 4>A car is?

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry?

0:49:15.000 --> 0:49:16.160
<v Speaker 4>You sing?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not seeing it. Well, let's let's let Tom sing it.

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<v Speaker 13>Noeh can't love heverm.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a season of the sticks.

0:49:24.640 --> 0:49:29.080
<v Speaker 13>You know you put.

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<v Speaker 4>It on, you know it? Save it for your there's

0:49:32.080 --> 0:49:38.040
<v Speaker 4>the guitar? Do you sing as well? Has anyone uses

0:49:38.040 --> 0:49:38.440
<v Speaker 4>this guitar?

0:49:39.320 --> 0:49:41.799
<v Speaker 3>Tom? You reckon? This will be on air right now

0:49:41.840 --> 0:49:45.959
<v Speaker 3>down at the club. Come on Noah, when you're ready,

0:49:46.480 --> 0:49:47.240
<v Speaker 3>No need.

0:49:47.160 --> 0:49:52.320
<v Speaker 5>To change the guitars out, okay, oh ship, that's.

0:49:53.880 --> 0:50:01.240
<v Speaker 3>I'll play something away from time.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, it's just shocking. I was feeling it.

0:50:12.560 --> 0:50:12.759
<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

0:50:12.840 --> 0:50:14.719
<v Speaker 3>Are you a single lad Tom, Yes, i am.

0:50:14.760 --> 0:50:18.719
<v Speaker 4>No chicks are going to come out player who can

0:50:18.760 --> 0:50:20.720
<v Speaker 4>play the guitar and can.

0:50:20.680 --> 0:50:22.400
<v Speaker 3>You've got a guitar and you you've got a guitar

0:50:22.440 --> 0:50:23.120
<v Speaker 3>in my bedroom.

0:50:23.160 --> 0:50:25.879
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I've never ladies in the.

0:50:25.840 --> 0:50:28.040
<v Speaker 3>Corner of the room in your home. It's also got

0:50:28.040 --> 0:50:30.120
<v Speaker 3>a giant mirror that looks over his bed. Do you

0:50:30.120 --> 0:50:31.040
<v Speaker 3>have one of those as well?

0:50:31.080 --> 0:50:33.000
<v Speaker 5>Don't answer that time. That's a trick question.

0:50:34.960 --> 0:50:37.480
<v Speaker 3>It works. One day you'll see someone else in it.

0:50:38.239 --> 0:50:40.600
<v Speaker 4>Now. I am a proud, paid up Richmond member for

0:50:40.640 --> 0:50:42.839
<v Speaker 4>the year thirteen twenty four to ten. We have some

0:50:42.960 --> 0:50:45.440
<v Speaker 4>Richmond memberships to go as well. These are the hardest

0:50:45.440 --> 0:50:48.080
<v Speaker 4>tickets in town to get team in the AFL, most

0:50:48.120 --> 0:50:50.600
<v Speaker 4>popular team in the AFL Joe tags.

0:50:51.440 --> 0:50:53.239
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, Tommy. Good luck for the season ahead, mate,

0:50:53.280 --> 0:50:54.200
<v Speaker 3>thank you. I'm excited.

0:50:54.800 --> 0:50:59.239
<v Speaker 1>Some deeply shocking news, guys, our treasurer, do you know

0:50:59.280 --> 0:50:59.759
<v Speaker 1>who it is?

0:51:00.239 --> 0:51:01.760
<v Speaker 3>Yes? I do, Swanny.

0:51:01.960 --> 0:51:04.319
<v Speaker 4>No, I met her, I met her the other day.

0:51:04.560 --> 0:51:10.879
<v Speaker 4>I wanted not just center Sime's Jacqueline Simon. State treasurer. Yes,

0:51:11.000 --> 0:51:15.440
<v Speaker 4>I met treasurer, the federal treasurer, the money man. The

0:51:15.480 --> 0:51:19.759
<v Speaker 4>money man is no, he's a big guy with the

0:51:19.800 --> 0:51:23.960
<v Speaker 4>silver hair. No, give me, fella, give me the initials. Jim,

0:51:25.040 --> 0:51:27.600
<v Speaker 4>Jim Chamber charmers.

0:51:28.480 --> 0:51:28.960
<v Speaker 3>There we go.

0:51:29.280 --> 0:51:31.480
<v Speaker 1>The only issue with poor old Jim is it turns

0:51:31.520 --> 0:51:35.680
<v Speaker 1>out only twenty two percent of voters actually know who

0:51:35.880 --> 0:51:39.360
<v Speaker 1>he is, recognize him.

0:51:39.560 --> 0:51:42.520
<v Speaker 3>I barely know Dutton. Well, that's another issue.

0:51:42.640 --> 0:51:44.399
<v Speaker 4>Yes, you do? You know what position looks?

0:51:44.560 --> 0:51:46.959
<v Speaker 3>You know him if you walk? Sure? If he's liberal

0:51:47.080 --> 0:51:47.839
<v Speaker 3>or Labor.

0:51:47.960 --> 0:51:50.160
<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, he's on the he's on the right.

0:51:50.239 --> 0:51:55.160
<v Speaker 4>So what's our current prime minister Labor? Yes, if he's

0:51:55.160 --> 0:51:56.400
<v Speaker 4>the opposition liberal?

0:51:57.040 --> 0:51:58.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, which is the right?

0:51:58.600 --> 0:52:05.080
<v Speaker 1>The right is traditionally conservative, so the Libs that's and

0:52:05.080 --> 0:52:07.359
<v Speaker 1>the Greens.

0:52:07.400 --> 0:52:13.520
<v Speaker 4>He's right, very right. What's his new catch habinet of

0:52:13.520 --> 0:52:14.959
<v Speaker 4>trumpets or trumpets?

0:52:15.760 --> 0:52:18.720
<v Speaker 3>That's interesting. I thought we'd play a little game.

0:52:19.400 --> 0:52:21.560
<v Speaker 4>I love the game, a political game. I did major

0:52:21.600 --> 0:52:22.160
<v Speaker 4>in politics.

0:52:22.360 --> 0:52:25.319
<v Speaker 1>Well, you should be good at this one name the politician.

0:52:28.640 --> 0:52:30.560
<v Speaker 1>I have a series of photos i'd like to reveal

0:52:30.600 --> 0:52:33.680
<v Speaker 1>to you. Both names are your buzzers away we go.

0:52:34.600 --> 0:52:36.680
<v Speaker 3>I know him, I've never seen.

0:52:36.560 --> 0:52:40.160
<v Speaker 4>I've seen him before. He looks like he's a National

0:52:41.000 --> 0:52:42.000
<v Speaker 4>government politician.

0:52:42.040 --> 0:52:42.279
<v Speaker 3>He's not.

0:52:42.440 --> 0:52:45.279
<v Speaker 4>Actually, he's not.

0:52:45.200 --> 0:52:48.160
<v Speaker 1>Like those playing at home. He has silver hair, glasses,

0:52:48.360 --> 0:52:49.600
<v Speaker 1>very very well dressed.

0:52:49.680 --> 0:52:50.880
<v Speaker 4>His dad looks a little.

0:52:50.920 --> 0:52:54.719
<v Speaker 3>Bill Gates Q, former premier in Victoria.

0:52:55.560 --> 0:52:58.680
<v Speaker 5>Oh, I know, I know Baile you.

0:52:58.719 --> 0:53:01.239
<v Speaker 1>No, that's Dennis nat Thin.

0:53:01.320 --> 0:53:05.440
<v Speaker 4>He's the forty seventh premier of Victoria's before COVID in Victoria,

0:53:05.600 --> 0:53:07.000
<v Speaker 4>no one knew the premiers before he.

0:53:07.320 --> 0:53:09.040
<v Speaker 3>Did it for a year Liberal premier.

0:53:09.680 --> 0:53:17.840
<v Speaker 1>Next, that's jeffne No, no, no, no, jas the twenty

0:53:17.880 --> 0:53:19.480
<v Speaker 1>fourth Prime Minister of Australia.

0:53:19.520 --> 0:53:24.160
<v Speaker 3>Also, he can't be using that that photo that's catfish. Yeah,

0:53:24.560 --> 0:53:31.080
<v Speaker 3>absolutely up. Bronwin Bishop, Ronny Bishop, there she is.

0:53:31.160 --> 0:53:32.359
<v Speaker 1>She does some great work on.

0:53:32.360 --> 0:53:39.000
<v Speaker 3>Sky Little Bart Cummings eskin there. What the eyebrows?

0:53:39.200 --> 0:53:40.440
<v Speaker 4>No, her eyebrows are immaculate.

0:53:40.480 --> 0:53:41.840
<v Speaker 3>They are very brows.

0:53:41.880 --> 0:53:44.279
<v Speaker 1>Okay, of course, Angela Bishop now doing some great work

0:53:44.320 --> 0:53:45.000
<v Speaker 1>on ten News.

0:53:45.160 --> 0:53:48.120
<v Speaker 4>Shut up? Are they related?

0:53:49.040 --> 0:53:54.360
<v Speaker 3>Angela Bishop is Bronwin's daughter? No, yes, no, Angela Bishop

0:53:54.560 --> 0:53:57.279
<v Speaker 3>entertainment reporter is Bronwyn Bishop's.

0:53:56.840 --> 0:53:58.880
<v Speaker 4>Daughter knock me over with a feather. I did not know.

0:53:58.960 --> 0:54:01.320
<v Speaker 1>She just doesn't have the same hand cat thankfully.

0:54:02.360 --> 0:54:07.080
<v Speaker 3>What about this fellah Mark Latham. You're good at this, Jason.

0:54:07.280 --> 0:54:08.880
<v Speaker 3>We're only talking about him the other day. I remember

0:54:08.880 --> 0:54:11.200
<v Speaker 3>the handshake with John Howard.

0:54:11.880 --> 0:54:14.440
<v Speaker 4>He was a potential prime minister.

0:54:15.560 --> 0:54:18.640
<v Speaker 1>Now I think that brings there's one more.

0:54:18.920 --> 0:54:23.360
<v Speaker 5>This fella friendly face, looks like a real estate agent.

0:54:23.440 --> 0:54:25.320
<v Speaker 1>Also a former Victorian premier.

0:54:28.760 --> 0:54:35.040
<v Speaker 4>Is give me some John not John Howard.

0:54:35.239 --> 0:54:42.040
<v Speaker 3>He's not John dear Well, sort of.

0:54:42.560 --> 0:54:49.080
<v Speaker 4>Dearing animal like Rumby j He was also premier. Don't

0:54:49.120 --> 0:54:51.600
<v Speaker 4>know which brings us to two thousand.

0:54:51.920 --> 0:54:56.239
<v Speaker 1>Our mystery caller on the line right now, we've got.

0:54:56.120 --> 0:54:58.240
<v Speaker 3>A live one.

0:54:57.640 --> 0:55:01.560
<v Speaker 1>Well, I organized a politician fuel to make you feel

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<v Speaker 1>as awkward as possible.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, this politician has a great ambition.

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<v Speaker 15>It's Sam Gros That was that was way too easy.

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<v Speaker 4>It's those postcards with me.

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<v Speaker 15>It's nice to know you knew me before. Jim Chalmers though,

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<v Speaker 15>So that's a positive.

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<v Speaker 3>He's a politician. What did he do? What did he

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<v Speaker 3>do before that?

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<v Speaker 4>He was on postcards?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he was on postcards because he was big in

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<v Speaker 3>the sporting world. Yeah, in.

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<v Speaker 4>Rowing, tennis.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the one.

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<v Speaker 5>One of my fast serve in the world.

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<v Speaker 15>I'm good, I'm good. Thanks for having me on beautiful

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<v Speaker 15>day here in Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 4>Sam, Are you going to take over and try and

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<v Speaker 4>sort out this crime issue we've gone in Melbourne?

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<v Speaker 3>Please?

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<v Speaker 15>Well, the crime is an issue, that's for sure, that

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<v Speaker 15>we're doing everything we can. Absolutely Brad Baton next Premier

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<v Speaker 15>Victoria in twenty twenty six. But there's more than just

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<v Speaker 15>a crime as an issue right now in this day.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, labor or libs.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you think for Sam here'll be the Libs? He is?

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<v Speaker 4>Because I said Sorrento.

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<v Speaker 1>Now Sammy said Ry, I would have went thank you

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<v Speaker 1>for Johnny's. By the way, Sam had to had to

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<v Speaker 1>go to a very important shadow cabinet meeting this morning,

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<v Speaker 1>but he decided to pop out just to speak to us.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you want to what happens in a shadow cabinet meeting?

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<v Speaker 15>Just imagine you never passed up a bit of free media.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you want us just to keep you on the

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<v Speaker 3>line throughout the show just to get you out of

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<v Speaker 3>the meeting?

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<v Speaker 2>Mate?

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<v Speaker 15>Look, I probably should jump back in at some day.

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<v Speaker 15>I wasn't going to pass up the chance to chat

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<v Speaker 15>to a mild colleague.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we love Sammy and Jason's a random. Don't worry

0:56:42.640 --> 0:56:43.160
<v Speaker 4>about him.

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<v Speaker 3>Sam, good to chat, Thanks for joining us, rowing good luck.

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<v Speaker 4>Good luck, Ruppy.

0:56:49.200 --> 0:56:52.000
<v Speaker 3>See soon there is dog. Johnny's on the love Sam

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<v Speaker 3>Rock world's fastest served?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah still really? Oh yeah yeah yeah, that's what I

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<v Speaker 4>said before.

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<v Speaker 3>What was he serving at two hundred and plus? You

0:57:02.600 --> 0:57:06.520
<v Speaker 3>just made that up. That's nice of Demi Moore reaching

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<v Speaker 3>out to the person that won the oscar over her Zoldana.

0:57:12.040 --> 0:57:13.640
<v Speaker 4>Why do you sounding so sarcastic?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm just like I remember when you got beaten

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<v Speaker 3>for Best Newcomer on the Year at the Radio Awards.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you reach out to the triple m that trump

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<v Speaker 3>ter n Her.

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<v Speaker 4>Name was also Lauren. I got halfway up to the

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<v Speaker 4>stage before I realized it was a different.

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<v Speaker 3>Well it took you a while. We're on table one

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<v Speaker 3>hundred and fifty.

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<v Speaker 4>We're about to get the r So no, I didn't Lauren.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not you, it's the other one. All right, let's

0:57:39.040 --> 0:57:41.800
<v Speaker 3>go to the phones. We are giving you the chance

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<v Speaker 3>to win five thousand dollars every day at Ales.

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning, Good morning, everybody in a single mum of

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<v Speaker 4>five boys and lace. You deserve a holiday, sis.

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<v Speaker 16>Oh my gosh, yeah I do.

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<v Speaker 4>How old are the kids?

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<v Speaker 16>So they aged? My youngest is ten and my eldest

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<v Speaker 16>is twenty two?

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<v Speaker 4>Wow? Are they all at home?

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<v Speaker 16>I just know the twenty two year old lived in

0:58:07.760 --> 0:58:09.920
<v Speaker 16>New South Lownd and the others are all home.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a busy house.

0:58:10.800 --> 0:58:11.520
<v Speaker 3>Put the board up.

0:58:11.640 --> 0:58:13.240
<v Speaker 4>The boys they look after.

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<v Speaker 16>You, absolutely they do.

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<v Speaker 15>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, my mums love their sons, they love their daughters,

0:58:18.880 --> 0:58:21.200
<v Speaker 4>so at least you don't have to come. They do.

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<v Speaker 2>We all know it.

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<v Speaker 4>That's it's true.

0:58:24.120 --> 0:58:29.720
<v Speaker 3>When your brother is a ripping blood, right, he'safy. I mean,

0:58:29.760 --> 0:58:30.840
<v Speaker 3>when you compare the pair.

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<v Speaker 4>Chalk and cheese, he's perfect.

0:58:33.840 --> 0:58:37.160
<v Speaker 3>If he was only able every morning between six and Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Anything I can do, he can do better.

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<v Speaker 3>You want winner, You want to play for five hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>Five hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 4>Good luck, Analyst. We've got a question lined up. You

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<v Speaker 4>will hear a three to one countdown. You have to

0:58:49.760 --> 0:58:52.840
<v Speaker 4>answer before the buzzer. If you are correct, the cash

0:58:52.960 --> 0:58:55.360
<v Speaker 4>is yours and God knows you deserve it. Good luck.

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<v Speaker 5>If you don't know, analse, have a guess.

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<v Speaker 3>I got this one you did. All right? Here we

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<v Speaker 3>go for five one hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 9>Which actor played the character Walter White in Breaking.

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<v Speaker 2>Bad three two one?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I don't know, Branston.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you watch Breaking Bads?

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<v Speaker 16>No, we don't have TV.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you more a Yellowstone girl?

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<v Speaker 16>Yellow?

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<v Speaker 3>Look, you're not going to go away empty handed? How

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<v Speaker 3>about what should we check you out? I'll tell you,

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<v Speaker 3>how about one hundred and fifty bucks to drop at

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<v Speaker 3>Jina Chicken. That's yours?

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<v Speaker 15>Sounds amazing.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you so much, guy Dinners on us? Now what

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<v Speaker 4>I need more information on the ranch?

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<v Speaker 5>What sort of ranch?

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<v Speaker 16>So it's Mill Valley Rant and we do school camp

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<v Speaker 16>and also school holiday camps and group booking.

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<v Speaker 4>You've got five kids and then we have other kids

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<v Speaker 4>there as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 16>I love it you're doing with kids and animals. It's

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<v Speaker 16>perfect world.

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<v Speaker 4>Good on you, Analise. You sound like a beautiful human

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<v Speaker 4>I work with.

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<v Speaker 3>Basically, got some kids.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you want to send them.

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<v Speaker 3>Over to the ranch?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? They could do with the weekend, long weekend, they

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<v Speaker 4>could go to the ranch.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, Victoria, meet your new charcoal obsession El Johanna now

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<v Speaker 3>at thirteen stores. Analise, thanks for playing. Have a great day.

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<v Speaker 16>Thanks for having me.

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<v Speaker 3>It's some ranch chicken.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh sorry, ranch sauce yum. Do they have it there?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't believe that that was bad.

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<v Speaker 4>I like it. Rand sauce is good, good gear.

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<v Speaker 3>I liked it.

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<v Speaker 4>Clinton.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm deeply nervous about something. I need to nervous.

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<v Speaker 4>About something because you're giving us absolute donuts. I don't

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<v Speaker 4>know what's going on with.

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<v Speaker 1>In and out of the studio, and like you got

1:00:41.880 --> 1:00:42.600
<v Speaker 1>ants in your pairs.

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<v Speaker 3>I've done something I'm not proud of.

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<v Speaker 4>All that's daily occurrence.

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<v Speaker 3>Good morning everyone, this is over one hundred. You are

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<v Speaker 3>on the air with Lauren clint here as well. We

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<v Speaker 3>do want to thanks to Shell already express what a day?

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<v Speaker 4>I know, what a week? Thirty yesterday, thirty two today?

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<v Speaker 4>Where else would you rather be than in this great

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<v Speaker 4>city of Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 3>She's not ready to go away.

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<v Speaker 4>Can I just read you through the rest of the week? Yes,

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<v Speaker 4>twenty five, twenty nine on Friday, and don't we love

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<v Speaker 4>a sunny Friday? Thirty three, Saturday twenty eight, Sunday twenty five,

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<v Speaker 4>Monday twenty five, Tuesday and the public long weekend. Maybe

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<v Speaker 4>I keep forgetting did you talk your kids to.

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<v Speaker 5>The ranch before.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what's on Monday, Laby day, mayby day?

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<v Speaker 3>The member parade? What the member parade?

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<v Speaker 4>He thinks it's called mamber. That's why it doesn't number one,

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<v Speaker 4>number number five.

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<v Speaker 3>So recently moved to the Bentley.

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<v Speaker 5>Area recently, Wow it's been a year.

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<v Speaker 3>No, not yet.

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<v Speaker 5>Hasn't it.

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<v Speaker 3>Moved in the area?

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<v Speaker 4>Sure?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, pretty sure. So many more shops. Great little area.

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<v Speaker 3>Center Road's a bit of a pain, but you know,

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<v Speaker 3>awesome area, more shops, bigger house.

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<v Speaker 4>We have a mountion, small space pool man cave like.

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<v Speaker 3>We have a servo near us, which is very convenient. Right,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, if you just need something little late night snack, run,

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<v Speaker 3>don't have to get in the car, right great thirteen

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<v Speaker 3>twenty four ten? Is there a place you cannot go back?

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<v Speaker 3>We're a situation the other day at the servo I.

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<v Speaker 5>Picked up you can't balls it up too close to home?

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<v Speaker 3>I realized that now was it petrol elated? No? No,

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<v Speaker 3>I wasn't doing that scene.

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<v Speaker 4>True, not petrol related. You spoke like Jason issue. Is

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<v Speaker 4>it petro related related?

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<v Speaker 3>Not petrol related? Okay, ice cream related?

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<v Speaker 4>Surprise you got stuck in the fridge. The former scene

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<v Speaker 4>has gone broke since he moved in near this servo

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<v Speaker 4>because he doesn't get their delivery every night anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>So I picked up Archie, our three year old, the

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<v Speaker 3>liability from Kinder, was heading back home Bentley Way. It

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<v Speaker 3>was during the old three o'clock school's out hour.

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<v Speaker 4>Foul avoid the roads at that time. That's my walking hour.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's horrible, isn't it. The survey the kids traffic

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<v Speaker 3>was heaving with kids going Is it.

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<v Speaker 4>One of these hot days that were experiencing? Machine would

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<v Speaker 4>have been going on.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it was getting a hit clippos, Yeah, all those

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<v Speaker 3>sort of things. How you being to lippo? I love

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<v Speaker 3>a clipper Anyway, it took Archie to do a little

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<v Speaker 3>ice cream run. Walked into the three year old. Now

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<v Speaker 3>keep mine. He's been at Kinder and then we've been

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<v Speaker 3>stuck in the car.

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<v Speaker 4>Now you're the father that complains about when the kids

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<v Speaker 4>have too much sugar and then hit a wall. So

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<v Speaker 4>after Kinder, you've taken him for ice cream at four o'clock.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, good on you.

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<v Speaker 5>We don't want to hear your winge.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not going to winge about that. Poor little Archie.

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<v Speaker 3>We got to the ice cream freezer and for a

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<v Speaker 3>for a three ye roll, that's quite overwhelming. Like you're

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<v Speaker 3>looking at that freezer, there's all that, there's clippers exactly.

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<v Speaker 4>You have to lift him up.

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<v Speaker 3>He's on his little tippy toes looking now. The place

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<v Speaker 3>is packed, there's kids everywhere. I'm quite flustered. I'm over heating.

1:04:00.400 --> 1:04:02.040
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, we just come on, come on, pick an

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<v Speaker 3>ice cream. And then he looked up and he said

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<v Speaker 3>to me, oh, Dad, were we Oh no, no, not neither.

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<v Speaker 4>He's being toilet trained, isn't he.

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<v Speaker 3>We're in the toilet training process.

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<v Speaker 4>Most surveys have bathrooms.

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<v Speaker 3>It's too late.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh he was too excited. He did an excitement where

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<v Speaker 4>my sausage dog does that? Sometimes it's okay, it happens.

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<v Speaker 3>A sausage dog done it in the servo next to

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<v Speaker 3>the ice cream Fraser.

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<v Speaker 4>Probably how much we fit bit like a lot.

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<v Speaker 3>It was. Yeah, there was a puppy, No not a sandbag, dob, but.

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<v Speaker 5>Enough do you still put the puppy peepads down on

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<v Speaker 5>your couch?

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<v Speaker 3>No? No, no, we're passed up.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, So it was just an excitement where it.

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<v Speaker 3>Was excitement where we've been in the co's.

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<v Speaker 4>Only a little bit question. It was a busting?

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<v Speaker 3>Was she was a busting? How many people were around

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<v Speaker 3>the ice cream? There was, but they were on the

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<v Speaker 3>other side. Oh that's good. Just walk away, just walk away,

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<v Speaker 3>just get you.

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<v Speaker 4>You didn't you let to piss. No, you didn't.

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<v Speaker 3>I panicked. I picked him up my left. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 3>I mean back to the survey.

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<v Speaker 4>He didn't say, can I have some paper towels? Was

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<v Speaker 4>freaking out bilt something.

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<v Speaker 3>I was freaking out. He was embarrassed.

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<v Speaker 4>I just know that's disgusting.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not proud of it.

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<v Speaker 4>Sounds like it because you're telling the story on the radio.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I said, I'm not proud of the story. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't think it's a melted calippo.

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<v Speaker 4>No, that's repulsive. I'm not proud.

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<v Speaker 3>I know. I'm freaked out about it. I'm not proud

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<v Speaker 3>of it. You can't go back. I haven't gone back ever.

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<v Speaker 2>Now for what.

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<v Speaker 3>Is he gonna What is he going to do?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>One of those cleaners in when die and have to clean.

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<v Speaker 4>Up the whole jays that's great.

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<v Speaker 3>You can never go back.

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<v Speaker 4>Actually leave it there.

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<v Speaker 3>I wasn't proud. I panicked. We've all been a situation

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<v Speaker 3>like that or similar.

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<v Speaker 4>No, we haven't even my dogs on the footpath. Afeel

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<v Speaker 4>like I need to get water and hose it down.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh well, aren't you bloody mother Teresa.

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<v Speaker 4>That you can't be doing that.

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<v Speaker 5>You can't be doing that.

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<v Speaker 3>He bug it up.

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<v Speaker 4>What would you do if you saw a kid were

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<v Speaker 4>on the floor and the parents just walk off.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd rub Jason's nose home.

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<v Speaker 4>Not Archie. Archie should have rubbed your nose.

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<v Speaker 3>Thirteen twenty fourteen.

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<v Speaker 1>Dogs, when they're puppies, is rubbing mean?

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<v Speaker 3>But not for Jase thirteen twenty fourteen. Is there Archie?

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<v Speaker 4>Was he embarrassed?

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<v Speaker 3>He's the best way I got him out of there.

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<v Speaker 3>You looked at me and my dad we were and

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, oh, we got to go.

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<v Speaker 5>So you make someone else's problem.

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<v Speaker 1>I should have put some Sure, he's a Herald Sunday.

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<v Speaker 3>You should have put a Harold so a little plastic thing,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, the slippery.

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<v Speaker 4>Floor, the newspaper, what's oh yeah, slippery signs?

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<v Speaker 3>Thirteen fourteen. Is there a face you cannot go back to?

1:06:47.080 --> 1:06:50.920
<v Speaker 3>I've got one. They go there, No, never get.

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<v Speaker 4>Where you actually need to sell the hat.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we're moving. Remember the rule on this show we

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<v Speaker 3>don't judge guys.

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<v Speaker 5>Sometimes sorry, sometimes we do what.

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<v Speaker 3>You didn't they judged you. Just something I'm not proud of.

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<v Speaker 3>I was at the serv the other day my three

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<v Speaker 3>year old who can't tall. The training had a accidental week.

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<v Speaker 4>But that happened.

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<v Speaker 3>We accidental. We we than it was in a stage

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<v Speaker 3>of it happens, and I grabbed him and ran out

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<v Speaker 3>of there.

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<v Speaker 4>No one slipped in it.

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<v Speaker 3>No, No, that was fine. Slippery sign, it's fine.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you say we've had an accident?

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<v Speaker 5>I got to go? Or you just ran? You didn't

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<v Speaker 5>say he ran?

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<v Speaker 3>He ran?

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<v Speaker 4>Didn't he did a run a dog. He did a

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<v Speaker 4>wet runner dog.

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<v Speaker 3>So I can't go back?

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<v Speaker 4>Was it really Archie that we're on the floor?

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<v Speaker 3>Was it you?

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<v Speaker 4>Over the ice cream machine?

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<v Speaker 3>Three year old was like, dad, come on, poor together?

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<v Speaker 4>Excitement? Where Dad? Come on? Hold it?

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<v Speaker 3>In thirteen twenty four ten, where can you no longer

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<v Speaker 3>go back to?

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<v Speaker 5>You can't go back there?

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<v Speaker 3>No, we're moving.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, But if I reconsidered Queensland.

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<v Speaker 3>Not at this time.

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<v Speaker 4>Probably at the moment I've heard hopping up far North Queensland.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's go to Geelong? Did I jay?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey?

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<v Speaker 3>You going guys?

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<v Speaker 4>We're good was It wasn't actually made his sister in law. Yep,

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<v Speaker 4>she had about of tree poisoning infinity in on the

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<v Speaker 4>Goldie the old mirror mirror room escape room. She got

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<v Speaker 4>food poisoning in an escape room.

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<v Speaker 15>And that place had twelve rooms and she had about

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<v Speaker 15>a gastro all the way through the twelve rooms.

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<v Speaker 3>But did she vomit in each room?

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<v Speaker 15>Wasn't that area? Was the other area?

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<v Speaker 4>She didn't think to hit the panic button and get out?

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<v Speaker 4>She actually was the only was only one way out?

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<v Speaker 15>Well, she was waving with the white gloves they gave her.

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<v Speaker 4>They were they were watching.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, basically she was waving to say stop, stop, stop

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<v Speaker 6>to get out.

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<v Speaker 15>Yeah, they thought she just carried on.

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<v Speaker 4>No no, no, no, no no. How many people in

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<v Speaker 4>the escape room with her?

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<v Speaker 3>Probably another three to four more people?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Oh, I can't imagine that situation. Trying to put

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<v Speaker 4>the poem together.

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<v Speaker 3>To what's the code? What's the code?

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<v Speaker 4>Backwards in a mirror.

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<v Speaker 3>Thirteen twenty four to ten? Can you no longer go

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<v Speaker 3>back to Melbourne? We are talking places you cannot go

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<v Speaker 3>back to. Oh gosh, got a few places.

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<v Speaker 5>You can't ruin a local.

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<v Speaker 1>There is one place I can't go back to I

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<v Speaker 1>once got my haircut at a barbershop England, Waverley and

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<v Speaker 1>they recognized me from the television. So post haircut, they

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<v Speaker 1>asked if I could get a photo and they've now

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<v Speaker 1>got the photo up in the barbershop.

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<v Speaker 4>You can't go back to me with my new haircut.

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<v Speaker 3>Crap haircuts. Absolute, I'm going to go in there and

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<v Speaker 3>look at the wall and got.

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<v Speaker 4>What he's having.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was a shocker. Every time I walk past

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<v Speaker 1>that shop.

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<v Speaker 4>You can't go back.

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<v Speaker 3>There, Glenn Shopping Center.

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<v Speaker 5>It is Oh really it was just for men. No,

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<v Speaker 5>that's not cut.

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<v Speaker 4>No, it wasn't just. We have this amazing cafe around

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<v Speaker 4>the corner from us, and one of our best friends

1:10:00.280 --> 1:10:03.320
<v Speaker 4>lived a few houses down and we went every single

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<v Speaker 4>day to this place Fitzroy for coffee and lunch, sometimes

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<v Speaker 4>twice a day, and my friend slept with the girl

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<v Speaker 4>who worked there.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that selfie.

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<v Speaker 5>None of us could ever go back there.

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<v Speaker 3>That's selfish.

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<v Speaker 5>We ruined it for all of us because he dropped her.

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<v Speaker 4>She's work.

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<v Speaker 5>It was a hard problem we all we all have

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<v Speaker 5>to do.

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<v Speaker 3>They're talking about it is phone working yet Yeah, not

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<v Speaker 3>ruined it for all of us Emily and packing him,

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<v Speaker 3>good morning, good morning, how are you? We're good? Where

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<v Speaker 3>can't you go back to?

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<v Speaker 14>I can't go back.

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<v Speaker 12>To Switch at Mountain Gate Shopping, Let's switch.

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<v Speaker 4>What is that?

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<v Speaker 7>It's like a.

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<v Speaker 12>Restaurant, and so my girlfriend and I we would go there.

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<v Speaker 12>We'd have dinner. We're about eighteen, nineteen years old, so

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<v Speaker 12>you know, back when we used to drink muscato and

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<v Speaker 12>you know, order a nice meal and oscar.

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<v Speaker 5>So at nineteen, that's very sophistic.

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<v Speaker 3>That's sweet.

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<v Speaker 16>Sweet, it's very sweet.

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<v Speaker 12>So we went there for dinner one night, and we

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<v Speaker 12>stayed a little bit too long because you know, we'll

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<v Speaker 12>go to a movie after and then we obviously bloody

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<v Speaker 12>drug is okay?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, Emily, I'm not sure if it's not just pull

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<v Speaker 4>over there?

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<v Speaker 3>Did she just sat up and live?

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<v Speaker 5>Did she just say I am bloody driving and this

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<v Speaker 5>is not safe?

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<v Speaker 3>Emily from packing them. You cannot ring over again, Emily.

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<v Speaker 4>We always ask our callers to pull over.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't come back to what we're talking about, Emily.

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<v Speaker 3>Can't you go back to Emily?

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<v Speaker 1>Emily, you're allowed back, you can, Yeah, this is not

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<v Speaker 1>Emily two point zero.

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<v Speaker 16>So I can't go back to the McDonald near to

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<v Speaker 16>my kids old Tinder.

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<v Speaker 4>What happened?

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<v Speaker 16>I had I had a two year old and a

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<v Speaker 16>four year old, and you know, it was asked to

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<v Speaker 16>tinder and we had to be somewhere else. So like

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<v Speaker 16>I was like, going home, let's go to MacDonald's. We'll

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<v Speaker 16>go for a play on the playground. The kids are

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<v Speaker 16>in the playground. I'm sort of sitting inside the restaurant

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<v Speaker 16>just watching him through that like glass window, and my son,

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<v Speaker 16>who is was four at the time, I suddenly seeing

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<v Speaker 16>him with his pants down by his ankle on the

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<v Speaker 16>play equipment. Yeah, squatting, squatting, squatting.

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<v Speaker 4>Down the bottom in the ball.

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<v Speaker 16>It was down the bottom like nowhere you you clmiar

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<v Speaker 16>up the little stairs. It was like a platform. He

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<v Speaker 16>was on like the bottom up the top of the stairs,

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<v Speaker 16>on the bottom platform and squatting. And I was like,

1:12:45.320 --> 1:12:46.760
<v Speaker 16>oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no.

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<v Speaker 16>So I'm like running in there. It's too late. He

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<v Speaker 16>has done a poo on the bottom platform bit and

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<v Speaker 16>I'm like, oh no, no, no no. So there's no

1:12:56.920 --> 1:12:59.120
<v Speaker 16>one else in there was just my two kids in there,

1:13:00.280 --> 1:13:02.559
<v Speaker 16>and I was looking around like, oh no, it's seen.

1:13:02.880 --> 1:13:05.840
<v Speaker 16>So I'm like, first thing, I'll just get him out

1:13:05.880 --> 1:13:11.040
<v Speaker 16>of there into the plate, into the like the toilet.

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<v Speaker 4>I would have dealt with the proofest Emily, did you

1:13:13.400 --> 1:13:15.479
<v Speaker 4>leave the poo something to pick up the PreO with?

1:13:15.640 --> 1:13:18.760
<v Speaker 16>So I was like paper towels. I'm like, you stay

1:13:18.840 --> 1:13:21.599
<v Speaker 16>in there. He's not poo at this point, like down

1:13:21.720 --> 1:13:22.200
<v Speaker 16>his leg.

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<v Speaker 3>So what happened to the pool? How did you do?

1:13:27.600 --> 1:13:28.000
<v Speaker 4>A runner?

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<v Speaker 16>Like Jason, I've grabbed like as many paper towels as

1:13:31.960 --> 1:13:34.360
<v Speaker 16>I could, still hoping no one's noticing what's going on.

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<v Speaker 16>Going back into the playground, I'm trying to like pick

1:13:38.800 --> 1:13:42.040
<v Speaker 16>up the proof without getting it on me, and also

1:13:42.160 --> 1:13:44.360
<v Speaker 16>like trying to make it look like it, you know,

1:13:44.600 --> 1:13:48.720
<v Speaker 16>not stained on the play equipment. Take that off to

1:13:48.840 --> 1:13:51.840
<v Speaker 16>the toilet, try and dispose of that and then.

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<v Speaker 3>Be careful.

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<v Speaker 6>I know, I know, I've like waked it into the toilet,

1:13:59.600 --> 1:14:02.360
<v Speaker 6>and I'm like, where are the kids at.

1:14:02.320 --> 1:14:05.120
<v Speaker 3>This point running in the car park. Imagine if you

1:14:05.200 --> 1:14:06.280
<v Speaker 3>walk past Emily on.

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<v Speaker 4>To wait, so you just left the kids on the playground,

1:14:11.200 --> 1:14:13.120
<v Speaker 4>You've got poo in your hands, and then what happened?

1:14:14.840 --> 1:14:17.240
<v Speaker 16>So the four year old my son, I'd left him

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<v Speaker 16>in the the stable toilet, right, and my daughter, I

1:14:23.080 --> 1:14:25.519
<v Speaker 16>actually have no idea what she was doing as well,

1:14:25.560 --> 1:14:29.400
<v Speaker 16>and I'm just like, just stay away from it. And

1:14:29.520 --> 1:14:33.160
<v Speaker 16>I'm just yet running in between the playground and in yournd.

1:14:34.000 --> 1:14:37.800
<v Speaker 3>Have you have you ever been back to that macat I.

1:14:37.840 --> 1:14:39.639
<v Speaker 16>Have never been back to that MacDonald.

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<v Speaker 4>Did anyone say anything to did anyone offer to help?

1:14:42.960 --> 1:14:43.160
<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

1:14:43.320 --> 1:14:47.040
<v Speaker 16>So eventually one of the workers seen what was going

1:14:47.120 --> 1:14:51.559
<v Speaker 16>on and she came in and I'm here like sorry, sorry,

1:14:53.439 --> 1:14:56.439
<v Speaker 16>no pro you know, it's just like, don't worry about it.

1:14:56.600 --> 1:14:58.920
<v Speaker 16>We'll paint it up, so good about it. But I

1:14:59.120 --> 1:15:02.040
<v Speaker 16>was like red as a beach trip, like we've got.

1:15:01.960 --> 1:15:02.519
<v Speaker 2>To get out of here.

1:15:02.760 --> 1:15:02.960
<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

1:15:03.240 --> 1:15:05.679
<v Speaker 3>You know what's concerning is her reaction to me says

1:15:05.720 --> 1:15:10.040
<v Speaker 3>it's not the first time. Hey, Emily, then what happened? God?

1:15:10.120 --> 1:15:12.040
<v Speaker 3>I love this city. Everything is just going on at

1:15:12.040 --> 1:15:14.439
<v Speaker 3>the moment. Formula one only a couple of weeks away.

1:15:15.800 --> 1:15:20.400
<v Speaker 3>Of course, basketball on last night and Billie Ilish Billy

1:15:21.640 --> 1:15:22.000
<v Speaker 3>last night.

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<v Speaker 4>Crowds. I was doing the tan yesterday, doing a hot

1:15:25.080 --> 1:15:27.200
<v Speaker 4>lap at around seven o'clock and the people rolling in

1:15:27.240 --> 1:15:30.240
<v Speaker 4>for the basketball and Billie Eilish, there were people everywhere,

1:15:30.320 --> 1:15:32.160
<v Speaker 4>and the weather is just working for it.

1:15:32.200 --> 1:15:34.360
<v Speaker 3>What a mix that is, small issue.

1:15:34.360 --> 1:15:38.360
<v Speaker 4>Actually lots of families Billy, yeah, right next to each other,

1:15:38.439 --> 1:15:39.160
<v Speaker 4>a lot of families.

1:15:39.280 --> 1:15:44.640
<v Speaker 3>Gen z Our young producer, trepid producer, twenty ish. She

1:15:44.760 --> 1:15:50.760
<v Speaker 3>went to Billy, this is Billie Eilish. I said, how

1:15:50.840 --> 1:15:53.679
<v Speaker 3>were your seats? She said, she was in the seated section,

1:15:55.120 --> 1:15:57.800
<v Speaker 3>but she stood the whole concert. Yeah, no, no, no, no,

1:15:59.560 --> 1:16:00.400
<v Speaker 3>you're in the seat section.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't be that. Can you sit down in front? Can

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<v Speaker 4>you sit down in front? I can't say stand up?

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<v Speaker 3>That works? Will you buy stand up tickets?

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<v Speaker 1>Even for the oldies like me who was at Carli

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<v Speaker 1>Miner a week before Wheels.

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<v Speaker 3>We stood the whole time. We were in the seats.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, you what are you just sitting down? Toe tapping? No,

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<v Speaker 4>but just like you know, when did you turn into

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<v Speaker 4>such a miserable grouch? Oh grouch? He went to the

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<v Speaker 4>basketball was too loud and music was too loud, all

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<v Speaker 4>the clappers, and what about the guy on the microphone?

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<v Speaker 4>He says, defense, I'll get rid of him. And now

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<v Speaker 4>at a concert people are standing up and dancing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>just go to the library. What a fun time they're

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<v Speaker 4>on your own, in your own silence, enjoy your own company,

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<v Speaker 4>have your support with this, your fun at a party.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just do you know what we are looking forward to?

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<v Speaker 4>But it's too noisy.

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<v Speaker 1>An exclusive survey of all eighteen club captains have been

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<v Speaker 1>asked some of the biggest questions in the game.

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<v Speaker 4>I've got the answers.

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<v Speaker 3>Is there some shocking ones in there? You won't believe

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<v Speaker 3>one of them? What a day tops of thirty two,

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<v Speaker 3>blue skies and sunshine? Very different to Queensland and what

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<v Speaker 3>they're going.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought with all our friends, are your family okay, they're.

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<v Speaker 3>Up there, They're okay. My sister's on the old family chat.

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<v Speaker 3>We've just been uploading photos of empty grocerys.

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<v Speaker 5>And my in laws are up there too.

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<v Speaker 4>It's hopefully it passes very quickly and people can get back.

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<v Speaker 3>That's wild, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>The grocery aisles already empty.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the ripple effect that everyone goes, oh, stop panic buying,

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<v Speaker 3>and then you go to the servy, on down to

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<v Speaker 3>the supermarketing. There was not much left I've got to take.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, need one? I need well.

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<v Speaker 1>The footy isn't kicking off as planned In Brisbane, tomorrow

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<v Speaker 1>night with the Lions and the Cats.

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<v Speaker 4>So it was supposed to be at the Gabba at

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<v Speaker 4>the Gabbar Thursday night. Then there was some talk it

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<v Speaker 4>was moving to Sunday. Yes, and is it on Sunday.

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<v Speaker 1>They haven't made a decision as to when exactly it

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<v Speaker 1>will be rescheduled because of fixed during quirks, but probably

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<v Speaker 1>more more likely than.

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<v Speaker 5>Not round three because they both had a buyer right.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. We spoke to a former Cats boy, Tom Hawkins

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<v Speaker 3>earlier about playing in those sort of conditions. Have you

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<v Speaker 3>ever played in a cyclone before?

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<v Speaker 11>No, I've played up in Brisbane when they got fifty

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<v Speaker 11>or sixty meals of rain and it was wet, so

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<v Speaker 11>I think they're expecting four or five hundred mills of ragn.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. Want to kick the wind, wouldn't it.

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<v Speaker 11>There's a great there's a great bit of footage of

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<v Speaker 11>Trent Cootch and kicking against a fifty or sixty k

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<v Speaker 11>win winning the toss, so I think it probably would cleaned.

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<v Speaker 3>Hats off to the AFL for making the call.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and it seems like everyone's happy with the call,

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<v Speaker 1>which is good because of course a lot of those

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<v Speaker 1>Brisbane and Gold Coast players will have to stay home

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<v Speaker 1>and help their families sand.

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<v Speaker 4>Back the home focused on that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, can I lighten the mood a little bit? Because

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<v Speaker 1>the season opener is now Friday night, it is the

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<v Speaker 1>Hawks up against the Swans at the SCGs that becomes

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<v Speaker 1>the center of the AFL universe. Before each season, the

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<v Speaker 1>AFL captains, all eighteen of them, are surveyed on a

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<v Speaker 1>range of big.

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<v Speaker 4>Issues, like big issues in the game or in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's start with like, which other club outside of your

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<v Speaker 1>own is likely to win the premiership this year?

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<v Speaker 4>Did most people say? What was the most carledon?

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<v Speaker 3>Hawthorne Brisbane Lions?

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<v Speaker 1>According to the captains meant to be going back to

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<v Speaker 1>back nine votes from GWS, eight votes in Sydney, Swan's

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<v Speaker 1>one vote.

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<v Speaker 3>Not one Victorian team got a vote.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll give you another easy one. Who do you think

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<v Speaker 1>will win the twenty twenty five brown Low Medal? Patrick

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<v Speaker 1>Crips you got one vote?

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<v Speaker 4>What do you think eighteen.

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<v Speaker 3>Plays your mob? Oh ah, Darcy Moore, no pands Nick.

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<v Speaker 1>Decos of course yes he was the highlights votes but

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<v Speaker 1>there's some interesting questions opposed later on in the survey,

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<v Speaker 1>like if you weren't an AFL football or what would

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<v Speaker 1>you be?

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<v Speaker 3>What do kids want to be when they grow up?

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<v Speaker 3>Rock stars, policemen, fireman? Top answer?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, all those footy players would make good firemen.

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<v Speaker 1>A few eyebrow raising look good in the car responsors

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<v Speaker 1>A Kenticky to an operator got one vote.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait, hang on, who was that? No, it's anonymous, Really

1:20:35.280 --> 1:20:35.560
<v Speaker 4>it is.

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<v Speaker 3>It's anonymous.

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<v Speaker 4>Which which captain do you think that would have been?

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<v Speaker 3>That would have been.

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<v Speaker 1>Max Gorny Max Gorn. Another response was a calf.

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<v Speaker 4>Model, Jase, that's what you thought you'd be if you

1:20:50.880 --> 1:20:51.719
<v Speaker 4>were a radio host.

1:20:51.800 --> 1:20:54.360
<v Speaker 3>I've got great calves. That's where it stops.

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<v Speaker 1>And another one, who would you love to see perform

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<v Speaker 1>at the AFL's pregame entertame?

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<v Speaker 5>These are football players? They would say, like, well.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll give you the tops case the top response now please,

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<v Speaker 1>King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard.

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<v Speaker 5>What what the hell is King Gizzard and the Lizard

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<v Speaker 5>Wizard have.

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<v Speaker 3>We heard of? King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard.

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<v Speaker 4>Look it up if it's in our system?

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<v Speaker 3>King, what gen z you're under all things? Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 3>a band.

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<v Speaker 4>I've actually seen them live.

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<v Speaker 3>King Gizzy Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard.

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<v Speaker 5>Look at the King Gizzard, Charles with a G G

1:21:34.400 --> 1:21:36.600
<v Speaker 5>I z z A r.

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<v Speaker 3>D King Gizzard. Let's anything in the system. We don't

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<v Speaker 3>have it in the system.

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<v Speaker 4>Let me check smooths we've got We've got Kings of Leon.

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<v Speaker 4>What about Sean Kingston.

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<v Speaker 14>Girls.

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<v Speaker 3>There was one club captain that wants to see Diadoh play.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a sad song? Remember, I went, no.

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<v Speaker 5>One tears Gone Cold?

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<v Speaker 4>Got that?

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<v Speaker 3>What should have played at the end.

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<v Speaker 7>Of the.

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<v Speaker 3>Get them going, wouldn't it?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't remember. I was in a hot pilarates class

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<v Speaker 4>in bar and Bay and that came on and they

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<v Speaker 4>all started singing, and I got up and left. I

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<v Speaker 4>was like, this is we feel like I'm in a cult.

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<v Speaker 4>Didn't want to drink chanting just.

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<v Speaker 3>Before we get out of here. Don't know you're judging? No,

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<v Speaker 3>I am. You said you told me this this morning,

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<v Speaker 3>and I just paused and looked at you and went.

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<v Speaker 4>That's odd.

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<v Speaker 3>What is wrong with you? You silly little man? Talk

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<v Speaker 3>to me last night. Yes, we were just chatting about dinner. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>And you said you're going through a bit of a

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<v Speaker 3>grilled stage. I am. I am too. I love a

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<v Speaker 3>Mighty Melbourne mustardn't pick one of the great is.

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<v Speaker 1>That the chicken one mighty Melbourne's the beef wait for it, egg,

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<v Speaker 1>wait for it, beet troops, lettuce mayonnaise.

1:23:04.760 --> 1:23:07.840
<v Speaker 4>You don't have the pineapple wanders tomato for good. Someone

1:23:07.880 --> 1:23:11.400
<v Speaker 4>in our team like someone with pineapple look very queens.

1:23:13.479 --> 1:23:16.960
<v Speaker 4>That's a I love beatritting a solid roll wait for it,

1:23:17.160 --> 1:23:18.320
<v Speaker 4>wait for it canned.

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<v Speaker 3>Then said to me, no, no, no. You then said

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<v Speaker 3>to me, I had the burger with some sweet potato fries,

1:23:25.720 --> 1:23:30.240
<v Speaker 3>and I said, how good are there sweet potato fries?

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<v Speaker 3>They are very good? And that's when you said, I

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<v Speaker 3>made my own. So hang on, let's break this down.

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<v Speaker 5>So you picked up a takeaway burger and then cooked

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<v Speaker 5>your and chips.

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<v Speaker 3>No, he started cooking, and before he went to get

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<v Speaker 3>the burger.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, did you get take the kitchen? Went home, I

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<v Speaker 4>ordered on the grilled app and then on the app

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<v Speaker 4>do you have an account?

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<v Speaker 2>Next?

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<v Speaker 3>You have a vouch?

1:23:57.520 --> 1:23:57.920
<v Speaker 4>Anyway?

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<v Speaker 1>And then I put the Before I left, I put

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<v Speaker 1>the frozen maccain's you're whaped potato fries. Hear me out

1:24:08.600 --> 1:24:11.320
<v Speaker 1>into the air fry, whacked them in for eight minutes.

1:24:11.479 --> 1:24:14.800
<v Speaker 1>The drive's about six right there and back. Three minutes there,

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<v Speaker 1>three minutes back.

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<v Speaker 3>But you've got no chips to eat on the way

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<v Speaker 3>back because they're at home cooking.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, do you know what that's more to eat at

1:24:20.760 --> 1:24:21.439
<v Speaker 1>home on the couch.

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<v Speaker 4>No, you're either in or out. We take away, you're taking.

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<v Speaker 4>You're not half taking away and half cooking, Lauren.

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<v Speaker 1>As it turns out, the chips took seven Sorry, the

1:24:30.960 --> 1:24:34.400
<v Speaker 1>drive took seven minutes, so I had one minute to wait.

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<v Speaker 5>Did you go on your vesper with your helmet to.

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<v Speaker 3>The job red hot chips?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 5>But hang on what I think what's happened?

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<v Speaker 4>I think you've gone I want sweet ptato chips to dinner,

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<v Speaker 4>So you've put them in and then gone, what can

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<v Speaker 4>I have with it?

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<v Speaker 12>Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>I think the main core sweet potato chip.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I think you'd planned. I planned.

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<v Speaker 1>I just knew that they were sitting there and they

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<v Speaker 1>must be used.

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<v Speaker 4>In the last about seven years in there can't.

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<v Speaker 3>Fish savings where you make savings? Please?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, that's that's a good point. Are the grilled chips

1:25:10.240 --> 1:25:12.599
<v Speaker 4>too expensive? You even though you've got do you take.

1:25:12.520 --> 1:25:14.200
<v Speaker 3>Girls on a date? You have dinner with them and

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<v Speaker 3>then hire jigglow to finish the job like one or

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<v Speaker 3>the other. Like you're all in.

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<v Speaker 5>That's very different.

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<v Speaker 3>But at the moment I'm all out.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like going to noodle box and getting the veggie

1:25:26.360 --> 1:25:27.920
<v Speaker 4>stir fried and then cooking your own noodle.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you for me.

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<v Speaker 4>Noodle box on a date?

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<v Speaker 15>Do you d.

1:25:44.520 --> 1:25:46.400
<v Speaker 3>Let me take you out? You're feeling I don't know

1:25:46.760 --> 1:25:48.480
<v Speaker 3>Asian food to carry.

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<v Speaker 4>The little noodle box with a little metal fan.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you eat it?

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<v Speaker 4>Swing it? You didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Take away job that one little little paper box with

1:25:58.560 --> 1:26:02.439
<v Speaker 1>the metal handle, Just wig put the leftovers in the fridge.

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<v Speaker 4>You when you were on the date? Did you did

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<v Speaker 4>you order on the machine so you can add your

1:26:09.160 --> 1:26:11.240
<v Speaker 4>egs hocken noodles.

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<v Speaker 3>Hockey and not hockey?

1:26:12.840 --> 1:26:14.360
<v Speaker 4>Are they hockey? Are they hockey?

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<v Speaker 3>I want to share it.

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<v Speaker 4>Hocky Are they hockey? And you have the best ones?

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<v Speaker 3>Excuse me?

1:26:23.320 --> 1:26:24.040
<v Speaker 4>What did you say?

1:26:24.160 --> 1:26:29.320
<v Speaker 3>What did you say that hockey and noodles are lovely?

1:26:29.640 --> 1:26:36.479
<v Speaker 4>And then you said you're not hockey like no noodle box,

1:26:38.520 --> 1:26:41.559
<v Speaker 4>but you didn't dine in a chicken.

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<v Speaker 3>Please have a great day around We will see you, Lauren.

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<v Speaker 4>They feeling good for one hundred Jason Lauren fom On socials,

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<v Speaker 4>h