WEBVTT - Bonus: Can Jase Do An English Accent?

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<v Speaker 1>There's been a drama on a plane. Guess what airline?

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing beats jet to holiday. And right now you can

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<v Speaker 2>see that's huge.

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<v Speaker 3>On the top.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh isn't it. My kids have been singing jet to Holiday.

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<v Speaker 4>You can get fifty percent off for four people right

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<v Speaker 4>now on jet to.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a family for under two hundred pounds.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, dramas aboard a jet toe plane.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh how about story in the English? Nothing beats to

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<v Speaker 5>jet to holiday.

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing beats her jet to Holiday.

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<v Speaker 4>I think we should just get people to call up

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<v Speaker 4>and see who does the best impersonation of the.

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<v Speaker 3>Jet to holiday. That's what you're saying, alive.

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<v Speaker 4>Nothing bets to jet to Holiday story holiday, not.

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<v Speaker 5>Just the sting, to the whole story in.

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<v Speaker 1>The Yeah to the UK, take us to the UK,

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<v Speaker 1>jays A vittyo is circulating.

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<v Speaker 5>You sound like total old bridge our own bush.

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<v Speaker 1>That is the nastiest thing you've ever said to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Go on Escot off a plane because they got a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit row day, because they popped their vodka that

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<v Speaker 1>they got a duty free.

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<v Speaker 5>Nothing beats a jet to Holiday doing that accent.

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<v Speaker 3>They got on the bodies.

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<v Speaker 1>They got on the bodies because it was right delay

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<v Speaker 1>and then were kicked off the emotion little commotion on board?

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<v Speaker 5>Was there a little commotion?

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<v Speaker 3>Can I just paint a picture? I've been on a

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<v Speaker 3>jet two plane.

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<v Speaker 5>It's it's it's Is it a bit like what needs

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<v Speaker 5>to be?

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<v Speaker 3>There's a bit of rough and tumble on the old jet.

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<v Speaker 1>Too, for anybody living under a but.

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<v Speaker 3>In what it feels like? It feels like you're actually

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<v Speaker 3>flying on a bus. Is it that bad?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's it's it's nothing, bakes it nothing, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what holidays?

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<v Speaker 3>You can take a family under two hundred pounds.

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<v Speaker 1>Even the Victorian police posted a video.

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<v Speaker 5>Is like four hundred bucks a kind of.

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<v Speaker 1>Expensive yesterday of a car they commented a car on

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<v Speaker 1>the way the airport and the Victorian Police posted the

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<v Speaker 1>video with the jet to holiday music to it?

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<v Speaker 5>Does everyone know this ad? Do you think? I hadn't

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<v Speaker 5>seen it till yesterday?

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<v Speaker 1>All over socials. I don't know how it starts.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, you're never on the side.

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<v Speaker 1>I got kids. Why is everyone running around the house

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<v Speaker 1>singing there's nothing like a jet tooo holiday?

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<v Speaker 5>Do they even know that song?

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<v Speaker 3>That is iconic in the UK?

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<v Speaker 5>And you're right, all right there, all right there?

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<v Speaker 2>Hello?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what trumpies government did yesterday. Have a

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<v Speaker 1>look at this. They posted. You know, there's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of videos online of ice deporting people in the US.

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing right now.

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<v Speaker 1>They posted a video ortation deportation video.

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<v Speaker 5>Not the actual White House two family.

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<v Speaker 4>No, that's not the actual White House account the post

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<v Speaker 4>of that, that'd be the government.

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<v Speaker 1>There you go, that's trumpy. Nothing to surprise you with him,

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<v Speaker 1>is there?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 5>But they're not. They can't be real people.

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<v Speaker 1>They're support it being supported.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, they're covering the faces of the.

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<v Speaker 1>Christ agents and not. It's pretty full on, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought that was a meme.

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<v Speaker 5>That must be a meme.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not a meme was put out by the White House.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, it's from the White House account.

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<v Speaker 3>What a shocking person.

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<v Speaker 5>Nothing beats ject.

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<v Speaker 3>We discover it more fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Than that, okay. Thirteen twenty fourteen, we want to talk

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<v Speaker 1>holiday disaster. What's the worst thing that's happened to you

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<v Speaker 1>on a holiday? Thirteen twenty four ten is our number.

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<v Speaker 4>Holidays Holiday disasters brief from Broadford.

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<v Speaker 2>What happened to you?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh?

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<v Speaker 7>Good morning. This is actually something that happened to my

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<v Speaker 7>younger sister A couple of quite a few years ago.

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<v Speaker 7>We were on holiday in Bali home from dinner one

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<v Speaker 7>night and that she we walked past this little family

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<v Speaker 7>that was just chilling on the side of there, and

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<v Speaker 7>three of the kids just opened up and just sat

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<v Speaker 7>on her like we were doing anything. We were just yeah,

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<v Speaker 7>like walking home and the parents were just kind of like.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, and the kids specially.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing get to you holiday.

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<v Speaker 1>Was it a Australian family or local family?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? Yeah, local.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>When I went to Bali, I was that person that

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<v Speaker 5>put my.

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<v Speaker 4>Put my key card, bank card in it automatic telemission

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<v Speaker 4>machine took the money. The guy started talking to me

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<v Speaker 4>because the card comes out last, the cash comes out first,

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<v Speaker 4>so they distract you. It's like a thing, right, And

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<v Speaker 4>then do you take your cash? Because normally cash comes

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<v Speaker 4>out last, you take your cash. This guy's talking to

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<v Speaker 4>me distracted me. I was like, it's weird. I walked

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<v Speaker 4>off and then it goes do you want another transaction?

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<v Speaker 4>He said yes, cleared my bank account out. That happened

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<v Speaker 4>there all day and then one hour later I went

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<v Speaker 4>out to and to a bar and I got my

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<v Speaker 4>passport stolen.

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<v Speaker 1>That sucks.

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing jet to you holiday one day.

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<v Speaker 5>They did some emergency passports.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you go to the embassy?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, one of those things.

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<v Speaker 4>Remember they ran they let you back into Australia because

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<v Speaker 4>they're like they don't care when you're leaving the country.

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<v Speaker 5>They're like see you, yeah, coming in.

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<v Speaker 1>They ran a reality show on the Australian Embassy in

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<v Speaker 1>Bali for a while.

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<v Speaker 5>It's like banged up Abroad, Yes, pretty much.

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<v Speaker 3>Kinds of people coming off their bikes.

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<v Speaker 4>And losing their passport, credit cards stole it.

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<v Speaker 1>I fell for pan behind the glass at the embassy.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh geez, you're really dealing with the best.

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<v Speaker 4>That same trip, Michael Whipfley from Nova Breakfast in Sydney

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<v Speaker 4>was also in Balian. I like to call him and say,

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<v Speaker 4>I have no money and no getting hurt. Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 4>need to come and get us.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't he wasn't he in Raubbica.

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<v Speaker 5>We also did that.

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<v Speaker 3>We tried to sag of Chappelle.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, could you really just work in? Yeah, you had

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<v Speaker 5>to fill out a form saying why you were there.

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<v Speaker 1>And then it's it up to her whether she would.

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<v Speaker 4>So they said to bring gifts, So we bought gifts

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<v Speaker 4>and We filled out the form and it said reason

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<v Speaker 4>for visiting and we said strains offering assistance. And then

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<v Speaker 4>when we were there in the holding room, all the

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<v Speaker 4>new prisoners came in for processing and I was like,

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<v Speaker 4>you got mixed in.

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<v Speaker 5>We don't want to get caught up.

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<v Speaker 1>In this.

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<v Speaker 2>Holiday and we took off.

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<v Speaker 5>They're all in like shackles in the same.

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine. You're just getting ushered in with the mum.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm in Carabican. Did you drop the gift of I

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<v Speaker 5>think we left.

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<v Speaker 3>I wonder if she got it. Was it pepsi or something?

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, no, no, There was a lady there a

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<v Speaker 4>slab of pepsi, and I said, oh, who are you visiting?

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<v Speaker 4>She or my husband got in trouble and he's in

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<v Speaker 4>here and he likes Dik coke.

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<v Speaker 5>So she had a slab of Dike cloke.

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<v Speaker 4>You can take, you can drop gifts it like full.

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<v Speaker 4>She had fresh fruit and veg and a slab of

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<v Speaker 4>Dike coke. And I was like, oh, he'd be he'd

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<v Speaker 4>be running like a convenience store. And there with that

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<v Speaker 4>slab of DCX.

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<v Speaker 1>An old radio station, I worked out we were going

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<v Speaker 1>to do Pimp Chappelle.

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<v Speaker 3>Pimp chappellees sell.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just going to send them some nice furniture and

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<v Speaker 1>stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 5>Fantastic furniture.

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<v Speaker 3>Just pop over to Freedomman.

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<v Speaker 4>No, you'd get beautiful furniture and get some nice stuff there.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't remember what we took. We took like nice things.

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<v Speaker 5>I think we booked John.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thirteen. John. Hello, John.

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<v Speaker 4>You didn't end up in Carabracan on your holiday, did you. No.

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<v Speaker 6>I was in the service paradise of my family, and

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<v Speaker 6>we get up in the morning, my dad and I

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<v Speaker 6>and we'd have a coffee out of the balcony, and

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<v Speaker 6>the opposing hotel across from us there was a ether

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<v Speaker 6>did the same thing. The only difference between him and

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<v Speaker 6>we were dressed.

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<v Speaker 3>He was naked.

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing beats it jet to you holiday a.

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<v Speaker 1>Lot of John, Yeah, what do you? How do you look?

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<v Speaker 6>I mean he was letting the wind. You just take it.

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<v Speaker 6>You know, it didn't matter what time to day. It

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<v Speaker 6>was just letting the wind take.

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<v Speaker 5>It because it's yours.

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<v Speaker 1>Notice you're staying in the Gold Coast and all those

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<v Speaker 1>apartments look into each other. Yeah, you sit there, Apartment City,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you do?

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<v Speaker 5>You sit there not looking into people's bed room.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what you dirty old crape. You sit on your

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<v Speaker 4>balcony at night with your binoculars and you have a

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<v Speaker 4>scotch and you watch what everyone's doing.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, sometimes the airbnbs have telescopes.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, if I saw you on a balcony with

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<v Speaker 4>a telescope and a bundying coke in the other hand,

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<v Speaker 4>straight straight to prison. L wake up feeling good following

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<v Speaker 4>them on the socials