Speaker 1: There's been a drama on a plane. Guess what airline?
Speaker 2: Nothing beats jet to holiday. And right now you can
Speaker 2: see that's huge.
Speaker 3: On the top.
Speaker 1: Oh isn't it. My kids have been singing jet to Holiday.
Speaker 4: You can get fifty percent off for four people right
Speaker 4: now on jet to.
Speaker 3: That's a family for under two hundred pounds.
Speaker 1: Well, dramas aboard a jet toe plane.
Speaker 5: Oh how about story in the English? Nothing beats to
Speaker 5: jet to holiday.
Speaker 1: Nothing beats her jet to Holiday.
Speaker 4: I think we should just get people to call up
Speaker 4: and see who does the best impersonation of the.
Speaker 3: Jet to holiday. That's what you're saying, alive.
Speaker 4: Nothing bets to jet to Holiday story holiday, not.
Speaker 5: Just the sting, to the whole story in.
Speaker 1: The Yeah to the UK, take us to the UK,
Speaker 1: jays A vittyo is circulating.
Speaker 5: You sound like total old bridge our own bush.
Speaker 1: That is the nastiest thing you've ever said to me.
Speaker 1: Go on Escot off a plane because they got a
Speaker 1: little bit row day, because they popped their vodka that
Speaker 1: they got a duty free.
Speaker 5: Nothing beats a jet to Holiday doing that accent.
Speaker 3: They got on the bodies.
Speaker 1: They got on the bodies because it was right delay
Speaker 1: and then were kicked off the emotion little commotion on board?
Speaker 5: Was there a little commotion?
Speaker 3: Can I just paint a picture? I've been on a
Speaker 3: jet two plane.
Speaker 5: It's it's it's Is it a bit like what needs
Speaker 5: to be?
Speaker 3: There's a bit of rough and tumble on the old jet.
Speaker 1: Too, for anybody living under a but.
Speaker 3: In what it feels like? It feels like you're actually
Speaker 3: flying on a bus. Is it that bad?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's it's nothing, bakes it nothing, you know
Speaker 1: what holidays?
Speaker 3: You can take a family under two hundred pounds.
Speaker 1: Even the Victorian police posted a video.
Speaker 5: Is like four hundred bucks a kind of.
Speaker 1: Expensive yesterday of a car they commented a car on
Speaker 1: the way the airport and the Victorian Police posted the
Speaker 1: video with the jet to holiday music to it?
Speaker 5: Does everyone know this ad? Do you think? I hadn't
Speaker 5: seen it till yesterday?
Speaker 1: All over socials. I don't know how it starts.
Speaker 5: You know, you're never on the side.
Speaker 1: I got kids. Why is everyone running around the house
Speaker 1: singing there's nothing like a jet tooo holiday?
Speaker 5: Do they even know that song?
Speaker 3: That is iconic in the UK?
Speaker 5: And you're right, all right there, all right there?
Speaker 2: Hello?
Speaker 1: Do you know what trumpies government did yesterday. Have a
Speaker 1: look at this. They posted. You know, there's a lot
Speaker 1: of videos online of ice deporting people in the US.
Speaker 2: Nothing right now.
Speaker 1: They posted a video ortation deportation video.
Speaker 5: Not the actual White House two family.
Speaker 4: No, that's not the actual White House account the post
Speaker 4: of that, that'd be the government.
Speaker 1: There you go, that's trumpy. Nothing to surprise you with him,
Speaker 1: is there?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: But they're not. They can't be real people.
Speaker 1: They're support it being supported.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, they're covering the faces of the.
Speaker 1: Christ agents and not. It's pretty full on, isn't it.
Speaker 3: I thought that was a meme.
Speaker 5: That must be a meme.
Speaker 1: That's not a meme was put out by the White House.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, it's from the White House account.
Speaker 3: What a shocking person.
Speaker 5: Nothing beats ject.
Speaker 3: We discover it more fun.
Speaker 1: Than that, okay. Thirteen twenty fourteen, we want to talk
Speaker 1: holiday disaster. What's the worst thing that's happened to you
Speaker 1: on a holiday? Thirteen twenty four ten is our number.
Speaker 4: Holidays Holiday disasters brief from Broadford.
Speaker 2: What happened to you?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 7: Good morning. This is actually something that happened to my
Speaker 7: younger sister A couple of quite a few years ago.
Speaker 7: We were on holiday in Bali home from dinner one
Speaker 7: night and that she we walked past this little family
Speaker 7: that was just chilling on the side of there, and
Speaker 7: three of the kids just opened up and just sat
Speaker 7: on her like we were doing anything. We were just yeah,
Speaker 7: like walking home and the parents were just kind of like.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and the kids specially.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Nothing get to you holiday.
Speaker 1: Was it a Australian family or local family?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, local.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: When I went to Bali, I was that person that
Speaker 5: put my.
Speaker 4: Put my key card, bank card in it automatic telemission
Speaker 4: machine took the money. The guy started talking to me
Speaker 4: because the card comes out last, the cash comes out first,
Speaker 4: so they distract you. It's like a thing, right, And
Speaker 4: then do you take your cash? Because normally cash comes
Speaker 4: out last, you take your cash. This guy's talking to
Speaker 4: me distracted me. I was like, it's weird. I walked
Speaker 4: off and then it goes do you want another transaction?
Speaker 4: He said yes, cleared my bank account out. That happened
Speaker 4: there all day and then one hour later I went
Speaker 4: out to and to a bar and I got my
Speaker 4: passport stolen.
Speaker 1: That sucks.
Speaker 2: Nothing jet to you holiday one day.
Speaker 5: They did some emergency passports.
Speaker 1: Did you go to the embassy?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, one of those things.
Speaker 4: Remember they ran they let you back into Australia because
Speaker 4: they're like they don't care when you're leaving the country.
Speaker 5: They're like see you, yeah, coming in.
Speaker 1: They ran a reality show on the Australian Embassy in
Speaker 1: Bali for a while.
Speaker 5: It's like banged up Abroad, Yes, pretty much.
Speaker 3: Kinds of people coming off their bikes.
Speaker 4: And losing their passport, credit cards stole it.
Speaker 1: I fell for pan behind the glass at the embassy.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh geez, you're really dealing with the best.
Speaker 4: That same trip, Michael Whipfley from Nova Breakfast in Sydney
Speaker 4: was also in Balian. I like to call him and say,
Speaker 4: I have no money and no getting hurt. Yeah, you
Speaker 4: need to come and get us.
Speaker 1: It wasn't he wasn't he in Raubbica.
Speaker 5: We also did that.
Speaker 3: We tried to sag of Chappelle.
Speaker 5: Yeah, could you really just work in? Yeah, you had
Speaker 5: to fill out a form saying why you were there.
Speaker 1: And then it's it up to her whether she would.
Speaker 4: So they said to bring gifts, So we bought gifts
Speaker 4: and We filled out the form and it said reason
Speaker 4: for visiting and we said strains offering assistance. And then
Speaker 4: when we were there in the holding room, all the
Speaker 4: new prisoners came in for processing and I was like,
Speaker 4: you got mixed in.
Speaker 5: We don't want to get caught up.
Speaker 1: In this.
Speaker 2: Holiday and we took off.
Speaker 5: They're all in like shackles in the same.
Speaker 1: Imagine. You're just getting ushered in with the mum.
Speaker 5: I'm in Carabican. Did you drop the gift of I
Speaker 5: think we left.
Speaker 3: I wonder if she got it. Was it pepsi or something?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, There was a lady there a
Speaker 4: slab of pepsi, and I said, oh, who are you visiting?
Speaker 4: She or my husband got in trouble and he's in
Speaker 4: here and he likes Dik coke.
Speaker 5: So she had a slab of Dike cloke.
Speaker 4: You can take, you can drop gifts it like full.
Speaker 4: She had fresh fruit and veg and a slab of
Speaker 4: Dike coke. And I was like, oh, he'd be he'd
Speaker 4: be running like a convenience store. And there with that
Speaker 4: slab of DCX.
Speaker 1: An old radio station, I worked out we were going
Speaker 1: to do Pimp Chappelle.
Speaker 3: Pimp chappellees sell.
Speaker 1: I'm just going to send them some nice furniture and
Speaker 1: stuff like that.
Speaker 5: Fantastic furniture.
Speaker 3: Just pop over to Freedomman.
Speaker 4: No, you'd get beautiful furniture and get some nice stuff there.
Speaker 4: I can't remember what we took. We took like nice things.
Speaker 5: I think we booked John.
Speaker 1: I'm thirteen. John. Hello, John.
Speaker 4: You didn't end up in Carabracan on your holiday, did you. No.
Speaker 6: I was in the service paradise of my family, and
Speaker 6: we get up in the morning, my dad and I
Speaker 6: and we'd have a coffee out of the balcony, and
Speaker 6: the opposing hotel across from us there was a ether
Speaker 6: did the same thing. The only difference between him and
Speaker 6: we were dressed.
Speaker 3: He was naked.
Speaker 2: Nothing beats it jet to you holiday a.
Speaker 1: Lot of John, Yeah, what do you? How do you look?
Speaker 6: I mean he was letting the wind. You just take it.
Speaker 6: You know, it didn't matter what time to day. It
Speaker 6: was just letting the wind take.
Speaker 5: It because it's yours.
Speaker 1: Notice you're staying in the Gold Coast and all those
Speaker 1: apartments look into each other. Yeah, you sit there, Apartment City,
Speaker 1: what do you do?
Speaker 5: You sit there not looking into people's bed room.
Speaker 4: That's what you dirty old crape. You sit on your
Speaker 4: balcony at night with your binoculars and you have a
Speaker 4: scotch and you watch what everyone's doing.
Speaker 1: Well, sometimes the airbnbs have telescopes.
Speaker 4: You know, if I saw you on a balcony with
Speaker 4: a telescope and a bundying coke in the other hand,
Speaker 4: straight straight to prison. L wake up feeling good following
Speaker 4: them on the socials