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Speaker 1: Sitsy and with her with Kate Ritchie podcast.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you the best story of your life?

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Speaker 2: Is it?

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Speaker 1: Popella.

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Speaker 2: It may be neighbors who just help themselves to things,

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Speaker 2: And I guess my mum's a bandit for taking like

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Speaker 2: cuttings from other people's houses and stuff like that.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean, cuttings like from the like the

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Speaker 1: rosemary bush modance or there's a lovely succulent kind of

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Speaker 1: growing down there, and they had they have plenty, and

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Speaker 1: I'm you know, I used to have that what do they.

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Speaker 2: Call pig There's a plant called a pig face lovely

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Speaker 2: and they have beautiful pops of color. I think all

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Speaker 2: the pig faces in mum's garden came from either Tim's

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Speaker 2: Garden Center in Campbelltown or someone else's yard.

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Speaker 1: By a beautiful old pat. She come up to me

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Speaker 1: yesterday and she said, Fitzy, you got to get all

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Speaker 1: your lemons. People are stealing your lemons. I've seen someone

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Speaker 1: walk past your house and steal one of your lemons

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Speaker 1: down the side of the house. She said, take those,

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Speaker 1: she goes, they're good for you. Gin and tonics. Oh really, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she's a beautiful lady. People are stealing that people are

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Speaker 1: stealing my lemons, But.

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Speaker 2: Are they growing into the street.

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Speaker 1: I accused her of that and unfortunately got her into

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Speaker 1: a headlock, and I said, you are coming with me.

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Speaker 2: That reminds me I bought a house once upon a

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Speaker 2: time and the neighbors the new my new neighbors. It

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Speaker 2: actually had a beautiful lemon tree in it, and the

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Speaker 2: new neighbors when they came to introduce themselves to me,

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Speaker 2: to like kind of welcome me to the neighborhood, they said, oh,

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Speaker 2: and by the way, John who used to own the house,

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Speaker 2: he let us come onto the property and take lemons

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Speaker 2: whenever we want it. So it you cool with that?

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Speaker 2: If we keep doing it? Have you completely put on

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Speaker 2: the spot? What are you going to say about it?

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Speaker 2: So anyway, if you've got neighbors who help themselves to

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Speaker 2: something and give us a call. But this is far worse.

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Speaker 2: And I love this story because there's a family. They're

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Speaker 2: in the UK, so I don't even know why they

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Speaker 2: have a pool, but they they've put a ball in

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Speaker 2: their backyard and they've realized that when they go out

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Speaker 2: for the day, their neighbors use the.

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Speaker 1: Plor that you cannot do no.

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Speaker 2: Well, firstly, it's like trespassing. It's using using something that

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Speaker 2: can be broken. And they haven't even asked at this point,

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Speaker 2: they haven't even introduced themselves to the neighbors. The neighbors

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Speaker 2: don't know each other, but they're obviously watching, you know,

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Speaker 2: out the front window.

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Speaker 1: When the car that is a lookout someone.

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Speaker 2: I'm just making it this up where I'm guessing they're

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Speaker 2: watching the family back out of the driveway. Look like

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Speaker 2: the cars packed for the day. It's a nice sunny

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Speaker 2: day in Britain, you know, on the four days that

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Speaker 2: they get and then they jump the fence and they're

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Speaker 2: using the pool while the neighbor, while the their neighbors

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Speaker 2: are out.

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Speaker 1: This is awesome.

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Speaker 2: In fronted them and said like why you know, why

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Speaker 2: why are you doing this? Because they came home. They

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Speaker 2: came home and everyone was in the pool are including

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Speaker 2: the kids.

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Speaker 1: See we used to I mean, you can't do it

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Speaker 1: these days, but we used to go back to our

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Speaker 1: teacher's house and have a swim in the pool when

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Speaker 1: we were younger. I mean that sounds dodgy, don't.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if you can do that anymore.

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Speaker 1: Mister Joey was like, yeah, anyone who wants to come

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Speaker 1: back on a forty degree day. You know, when we'd

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Speaker 1: go home early, you'd get an early mark.

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Speaker 2: I don't think that ever happened. You prayed for the

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Speaker 2: day it was going to get hot enough.

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Speaker 1: And we'd go back to the teacher's house and have

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Speaker 1: a swim in the pool. Mister Joey, mister Joey, who

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Speaker 1: was our favorite teacher. I still have a beer with him.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, him.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Michelle's in men. I tell us about your neighbor, Michelle, Oh,

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Speaker 1: good morning. Yeah, well I live in a set of

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Speaker 1: townhouses and I have a.

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Speaker 2: Nice little outdoor setting, like a buff gay bus setting,

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Speaker 2: A couple of chairs. Yeah, lovely.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, my neighbors seem to think that they can use that.

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Speaker 1: What's so what they come over and what do they

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Speaker 1: sit in your area? Or just take your chair? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Do they've got no respect anything? I'll put out the

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Speaker 1: front for them.

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Speaker 2: What do you mean so they're on your property? Yes? No,

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Speaker 2: well we.

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Speaker 1: Share the front unfortunately, but it's all my things. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you see this isn't They probably think you throw on

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Speaker 1: them out and they're for free, Michelle, that's why they

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Speaker 1: That's what they're thinking, Oh, they're up near my front store. Yeah, okay.

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Speaker 1: Isn't an amazing if you how quickly something can go

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Speaker 1: out the front of your house if you put it out.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes when you put something out and then by the

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Speaker 2: time you've gone back to the house to get something

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Speaker 2: and bring the next thing out, gone.

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Speaker 1: It's gone. It's people are so quick these days. With

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