Speaker 1: Good morning, Melbourne Way, Jason Lauren start your morning the
Speaker 1: right away.
Speaker 2: This is Jason Lauren on No you're one hundred.
Speaker 3: Well, good morning everybody, and happy for.
Speaker 4: Morning.
Speaker 3: We're at work, But yes it is.
Speaker 4: I'm very confused. I almost, very nearly didn't get up
Speaker 4: and come to work today because I thought it was Saturday.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure what that is, but I do know
Speaker 3: tomorrow's the weekend.
Speaker 2: It was Sunday. I'm muddled.
Speaker 4: I'm really muddled. Remember last year driving here, I thought
Speaker 4: it was Monday.
Speaker 3: Intact day was on a Tuesday last year, so it
Speaker 3: was like, you know, they fall throughout like Today's fine, guys.
Speaker 4: Today, I'm going to work today.
Speaker 3: The only people that are awake are us.
Speaker 2: Three, okay, so we can say and do what we want. Yes,
Speaker 2: within reasons.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think anyone's going to work today. Think
Speaker 4: everyone's taken a long weekend.
Speaker 3: You know what, even though we only had one day off,
Speaker 3: it feels like so much has happened. What's happened the
Speaker 3: footing on Wednesday nights, three games Wednesday wed night and
Speaker 3: then yesterday, I'll tell you what the dawn service was.
Speaker 4: Would have been.
Speaker 3: It was my first year taking two of my boys. Actually,
Speaker 3: Felix has come with me for the last three years,
Speaker 3: but I took my eight year old this time around.
Speaker 4: It's so nice seeing so many kids go to the door.
Speaker 4: It was just a big one at the shrine, but
Speaker 4: there's lots of local ones all over town. At the RSLs.
Speaker 3: We went to the rs OR sub branch at Hampton there.
Speaker 2: We're both boys into it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they were actually, I mean the guest speaker this
Speaker 3: year was fantastic, like like really really well spoken. So yeah,
Speaker 3: they were into it. They lasted pretty much all of
Speaker 3: it and we nailed it. Like we got there, walked
Speaker 3: in and then boom.
Speaker 4: It started, it started.
Speaker 3: That's good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, those services looked amazing all over the world.
Speaker 2: Yesterday there was a lot of people.
Speaker 3: On the roads at five o'clock in the morning on
Speaker 3: the way to dawn services. Yeah, which is awesome. And
Speaker 3: then and then I hit up the old Elston Wick RSL.
Speaker 4: Oh you did yesterday?
Speaker 3: I just played tour my little tradition. A dabbled, dabbled.
Speaker 4: Was that such a KG answer?
Speaker 2: I'd say it was more than a dabble? How much
Speaker 2: you too through?
Speaker 4: Will we up or down?
Speaker 3: At the end? You know it was all about the
Speaker 3: RSL yesterday.
Speaker 2: You win some, you lose some.
Speaker 3: I think it's you lose more goes.
Speaker 4: Yes, scamble responsible, but a huge turnout. Only legal one day.
Speaker 2: Year, Yes it is.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's so cool. Yeah, that's what's really cool. I'll
Speaker 3: tell you what a lot of pressure if you're the
Speaker 3: person in the ring, stop it. I don't think they
Speaker 3: call them tosses. I think it's flippers, slipper.
Speaker 2: There's a poor girl who did a live cross into
Speaker 2: the morning news. Yes today she had to go live.
Speaker 2: Oh no, they all did the big counter the three,
Speaker 2: one and twice in a row that she points didn't
Speaker 2: even land on the mat.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, that's what happened yesterday. He kept getting on
Speaker 3: and then the coins didn't land flat because they're quite
Speaker 3: strict on it, and the crowd turned on. They didn't
Speaker 3: land flat, like they've got to be completely flat points.
Speaker 4: Into yeah yeah, yeah, don't want to get a rider,
Speaker 4: and everyone was turning like rider, not a rider.
Speaker 2: Sometimes the coin pushes the other way and it.
Speaker 3: Works for have you guys gone to time Zone to
Speaker 3: play that game Tipping point? Yeah, game, well, like it's
Speaker 3: based on the sort of machines at times. They've got machines, Todd,
Speaker 3: there's not.
Speaker 4: There is that hot English guy that hosts the UK
Speaker 4: one there he.
Speaker 3: Pulls the Saturday shift at times.
Speaker 4: Yeah, to answer your question, I haven't been to time
Speaker 4: Zone for a long time.
Speaker 3: Right, okay, but I think we.
Speaker 4: Should pack the bun. We must go.
Speaker 3: We're getting quite an itinerary.
Speaker 4: Sorry, we're not doing this show today. We're off the times.
Speaker 3: Can we please talk about this draw?
Speaker 2: It's a drawn.
Speaker 4: Twenty nine years after the very first one finished the
Speaker 4: exact same way.
Speaker 3: I was there.
Speaker 4: I was there. It was like the oxygen got sucked
Speaker 4: out of the stadium.
Speaker 3: As a new AFL fan, an almighty fan, I my say,
Speaker 3: I'm loving this game. I'm right into it. I watched
Speaker 3: it with my boys yesterday. Felix and I were like
Speaker 3: on the edge of our seats and then when it
Speaker 3: was a draw, it was just like wow.
Speaker 4: It was one of the great games.
Speaker 3: Though great games. I think the Pies didn't realize that
Speaker 3: the first three minutes of the match had actually started.
Speaker 4: The Dogs went out out of the hard, didn't there.
Speaker 2: I think it's good for football. Shut up, neither Collingwood.
Speaker 2: It's good for footing celebrate.
Speaker 4: I was real grinch, like I was happy as a clam.
Speaker 4: I couldn't decide who I.
Speaker 3: Was, Like, whoa ropable? Why can't we just get play
Speaker 3: an extra five minutes?
Speaker 4: What a waste because we had a draw.
Speaker 2: But it's been what he's been for the moment of football,
Speaker 2: so for so many years. The song don't Medal? I
Speaker 2: love by the debate.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten. Should we be adding extra time?
Speaker 3: Or are you happy with the draw? Clinton and I
Speaker 3: got into a massive fright in the lift this morning
Speaker 3: on the way and he's like, it's tradition.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, what do you want penalty shootout?
Speaker 3: I came back with golden, Golden Vanetta's tradition. A draw
Speaker 3: at the foot is not tradition.
Speaker 2: No, you were saying they should scrap the Vanetta, and
Speaker 2: I got into you. That's where we had our phone.
Speaker 4: Where do they serve them with the foot?
Speaker 2: If only they did? Then, if only they did, we
Speaker 2: were saying, that's your tradition.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I mean. Chocolate bavarias analogy. Sorry, yeah, stretch,
Speaker 3: I've told you they made the mini v inetters now.
Speaker 4: Yeah that I haven't seen that. I believe it when
Speaker 4: I say it.
Speaker 3: We must go.
Speaker 4: After colds and we.
Speaker 3: Are talking the foot air. It's a drawer. It's a
Speaker 3: drawn in twenty nine years after the very first one,
Speaker 3: finished the exact same way.
Speaker 4: I didn't hate it.
Speaker 2: I was there. I loved it.
Speaker 4: It's real grinch stuff to like the draw, isn't it.
Speaker 4: I was there and it was one of the most
Speaker 4: exciting games. I was so into it. I started off
Speaker 4: barracking for Collingwood because Mason Copp plays for Collingwood. Love Mason, yes,
Speaker 4: but it was with all the people I was with
Speaker 4: for barracking for Essendon, So then I was like, really
Speaker 4: barracking for Essendon. And then when it was a draw,
Speaker 4: I saw this.
Speaker 3: Silly, little small mast.
Speaker 2: So tell us about what the reaction was the fans.
Speaker 4: Around here is such a funny thing because the it
Speaker 4: feels like the oxygen just gets sucked out a stadium.
Speaker 4: Everyone's like, especially because it was such a like adrenaline.
Speaker 2: Field gasbating match.
Speaker 3: Did you say you said? Yeah? Girl? What was his reaction?
Speaker 3: A chance to change it? Girl?
Speaker 4: Everyone was just a bit like. And then we all
Speaker 4: decided there needs to be a song that gets played
Speaker 4: because it's just dead hair like no one knows what
Speaker 4: to say.
Speaker 2: A neutral song, Yeah, like a draw, like a banger.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it could be a banger, like a pop song.
Speaker 4: I like it like a draw song. Maybe this could
Speaker 4: be shak it.
Speaker 2: That's a good one. What else you got?
Speaker 4: Everyone's a winna baber.
Speaker 3: I remember who?
Speaker 2: They're all good. You should really put that to Andrew Dillon,
Speaker 2: the new CEO.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I will, I will. I need to come up
Speaker 4: with the right song. Maybe they should write a song.
Speaker 2: I'm just like to be and to be honest. We've
Speaker 2: got a few footballers coming up today. We've got Petrarka
Speaker 2: and Patty Jane last. But I feel as though it's
Speaker 2: one of the last bastions of tradition in footy, Like
Speaker 2: you know that whole debate about the night Grand Final
Speaker 2: should be played at night? Should we be day? Just
Speaker 2: play the day? Should there be a draw? Should there
Speaker 2: be extra It's a draw. It's been a draw for
Speaker 2: one hundred and fifty years. Don't mess with it.
Speaker 4: What's wrong with the draw?
Speaker 3: It just falls flat. Let's go to Jordan on thirteen
Speaker 3: twenty four to ten morning.
Speaker 5: Jordan, finding guys.
Speaker 3: There you go, Yeah, we're good. You watched You watched
Speaker 3: the game yesterday?
Speaker 5: No, I actually didn't watch it, but one stands there
Speaker 5: it should be extra time aded.
Speaker 4: Oh, but I get it. For a grand final there
Speaker 4: has to be a winner in a grand final. That
Speaker 4: was finals as well, absolutely ridiculous.
Speaker 3: The year that you happy to change that tradition, but
Speaker 3: not a club because you have.
Speaker 4: To whe the draw doesn't really you could.
Speaker 2: You two points? Well you didn't have to listen and
Speaker 2: and Colin had got their two points. They walked away
Speaker 2: with something.
Speaker 3: Yes, remember the past. Like you have to have an
Speaker 3: absolute shocker grand final to change tradition, and you're happy
Speaker 3: to do it, then why not change a club match?
Speaker 3: It was just so deflating. Yesterday it was so into it.
Speaker 4: I kind of liked it. It was Anzac Day. They
Speaker 4: run through the banner together, they started together, they finished together.
Speaker 3: What was incredible Wednesday night watching the pregame a tradition.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was amazing. The AFL do the whole Anzac
Speaker 4: Day service so well, yesterday was was was unbelievable. There
Speaker 4: were many people on Wednesday night, but yesterday the MCG
Speaker 4: was and you could hear a pin drop in there.
Speaker 4: It was so amazing. They do it so well.
Speaker 3: And then the.
Speaker 4: Flyover of the rule Lett's scared the life out of
Speaker 4: half of them.
Speaker 2: Did you see what happened?
Speaker 4: You got a fright?
Speaker 2: Well, they were singing the anthem and then they.
Speaker 4: Just himself literally his teammate goes, it was loud. The
Speaker 4: rulette's got They're amazing.
Speaker 3: Though.
Speaker 4: It looked cool, It looked cool, but it was like, well,
Speaker 4: actually it depended where you sat because some people like
Speaker 4: they couldn't see it. They were like, what was that?
Speaker 4: It was amazing, We're.
Speaker 3: Watching on the telly and just they went to the
Speaker 3: aerial shot of the mcg and the rain it cleared
Speaker 3: and the jets flew over, and it was just like, yeah, damn,
Speaker 3: this city looks good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it looked great. Yeah, it was awesome.
Speaker 3: Let me on thirteen twenty four ten. You're up for
Speaker 3: a bit of extra time in the footy, aren't you?
Speaker 3: Definitely notby Oh no, no no.
Speaker 6: I absolutely watched it right at the end, and I
Speaker 6: was actually really really happy, and I actually thought it
Speaker 6: was quite fitting on the day through that there was
Speaker 6: no ansom, no.
Speaker 4: Song in the end.
Speaker 6: Yeah song, you know what I mean, Because they saw
Speaker 6: that silence before the game.
Speaker 3: And there was bloody silence afterwards as well.
Speaker 4: I think we should have a draw song, Libby.
Speaker 2: Maybe you should merge the two songs A mash I
Speaker 2: see the bomb as good.
Speaker 4: We could get Dj Scutner onto that.
Speaker 3: Remix Scutner remix please on two.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Libby says yes to the drawn, the draw on them.
Speaker 4: But having watched every second of that game, I was there.
Speaker 4: I felt like I was rooting for both teams. Neither
Speaker 4: team deserved to lose yesterday. They both played very very well.
Speaker 2: Are you maybe you anti it because you had one
Speaker 2: of the teams in your multi? No, you did, didn't
Speaker 2: you know?
Speaker 3: I know you're thinking with your Wallace. Hey, I chest
Speaker 3: caught up with Dj Scudder. He has remixed the new
Speaker 3: song to play. But we have another draw on en
Speaker 3: Zac Day. Tell me what you think?
Speaker 4: Confused already?
Speaker 3: Otherwise we could go the other options. Don't mind.
Speaker 2: It makes me, don't mind.
Speaker 4: It only works for that one game though. We need
Speaker 4: a draw song. We need to draw.
Speaker 2: We should because no, yeah, see they need to something.
Speaker 4: You need to go to something, something, anything, play anything,
Speaker 4: Play to draw.
Speaker 7: Laurence k.
Speaker 3: Wednesday night, as the crowds were hooving off the train
Speaker 3: station and into the mcg We were there shaking hands
Speaker 3: and letting people say hey to win ten.
Speaker 4: K, giving away the cash.
Speaker 3: Our pockets are full of money. How this works? Every day,
Speaker 3: Lauren Clinton myself go out in about for an hour
Speaker 3: or so across Melbourne, all different spots. All you have
Speaker 3: to do is come up, shake your hand and say hey.
Speaker 3: Every hundred person wins.
Speaker 4: One hundred bucks, every thousand wins a thousand bucks.
Speaker 3: And the ten thousandth person that says hey, we'll.
Speaker 4: Win ten k ten thousand dollars in their pocket. How good.
Speaker 3: Wednesday night was a bit of fun. Hello, every hundred handshakes,
Speaker 3: when's one hundred bucks? Good lucks? Tonight, luck, good luck,
Speaker 3: good luck. Adam congracts hundred bucks.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Here's she out tonight?
Speaker 8: Hello?
Speaker 3: What you want to I'm really sorry, Jodie, it's supposed
Speaker 3: to be shaky hand clean, just went in for a hog.
Speaker 3: Don't be that guy.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not gone.
Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, we are close. He Hi, Hey, what's your wanna?
Speaker 3: Lacey Lacy a thousand dollars?
Speaker 4: Listen every morning I do well.
Speaker 3: She's just saying next to you.
Speaker 2: Guys with the money, thank you.
Speaker 3: What's the play of the Grande. Oh the bar, Yeah,
Speaker 3: don't you know? The dogs drop the peace dropped the pizza. Hello,
Speaker 3: good luck tonight, thank you, good lucky the dogs, good luck.
Speaker 2: Hey guys, Sorry that Jason just tackled. I loved it.
Speaker 1: Sorry.
Speaker 3: Sorry, one hundred dollars and we're going to get to
Speaker 3: the footy without the money.
Speaker 4: No bad to settle down. I was like, that was
Speaker 4: a tackle. The game hasn't started yet.
Speaker 3: There we go, a thousand dollars. What's your name, Tara? Congratulations?
Speaker 3: Do you even have a job?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 8: How's that?
Speaker 3: Congratulations?
Speaker 2: I'm Taylor Swift Merchandise suspect.
Speaker 3: Well, one thousand dollars, congratulations, Thank you, so much to
Speaker 3: know about a lot of winners.
Speaker 4: A lot of cash, fly and out the door.
Speaker 3: And you're right, we've got a lot more to go.
Speaker 3: So today, whereabouts are you able to find us? At
Speaker 3: eleven am today? Lozzi, we're going to Oakley, Oakley.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're going to be down basically. The main reason
Speaker 4: we're going to Oakley is because I'm dying to get
Speaker 4: a trip from Nico's. You mean to Nico's is.
Speaker 3: At the cake shop?
Speaker 2: Oh god, but looking forward to it.
Speaker 4: Nichols does the best cakes. Anyway. We'll just be around
Speaker 4: that area if you're from Oakley.
Speaker 3: Around area, and then we're going to be outside the
Speaker 3: cake Ship. Guys.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you'll see me. You'll see me sitting on a
Speaker 4: table for one eating cake, drinking coffee. It's such a
Speaker 4: good spot down there, and we'll be down there from
Speaker 4: eleven o'clock this morning.
Speaker 2: All right, hugs, so hugs count Yeah, a big hug
Speaker 2: from that lady.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we cry her off you.
Speaker 2: She thought I presented Sunrise.
Speaker 4: My favorite.
Speaker 3: What you're going to say?
Speaker 2: So now it's weekend today.
Speaker 3: I watched that happen. I watched happen this week wasn't
Speaker 3: close at all.
Speaker 4: This guy in his Melbourne jersey and scarf walk past
Speaker 4: and said to his mate, oh my god, it's Clint
Speaker 4: Bisilezz used to play for the D's back in the day.
Speaker 3: Was this guy walks up to Clinton and shakes his hand,
Speaker 3: and then Lauren sort of grabs his hand afterwards, and
Speaker 3: he looks at Lauren like, what are you doing? And
Speaker 3: then that's when we realized, oh, he wasn't here for
Speaker 3: the money. He was just a made of Clint's coming up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I went and said hi, Also, there was
Speaker 4: one guy that came up to He said, hello, this
Speaker 4: is the handsome guy, and I think he's I think
Speaker 4: he was the best looking person I've ever seen him.
Speaker 3: Money away, he walked away. All three of us looked
Speaker 3: at each other, was I would like to know his
Speaker 3: skin care. We should go home.
Speaker 2: Now we should find it.
Speaker 4: He's Melbourne's most handsome man.
Speaker 2: He was wearing a scarf, a black and white scarf
Speaker 2: which wasn't a Collingwood scuff. It was a so called
Speaker 2: footy team. If you're the handsome blake, give us a call.
Speaker 4: He's so handsome, he was so dreaming. I left the
Speaker 4: handshake for two I just kept shaking it. And this
Speaker 4: guy came over and said, he went, I think you
Speaker 4: went to shake his hand. And this man was being
Speaker 4: cheeky and said, now I'm going to shake the good
Speaker 4: looking person's hand. And I was like, that's me. And
Speaker 4: then he even shook that guy's hand.
Speaker 3: He was handsome, all right. So Oakley today eleven o'clock and.
Speaker 4: If you're a handsome man, feel free to come again today.
Speaker 3: Eleven o'clock today, come and say us, say hey, and
Speaker 3: you can win ten k. Welcome to you, Friday. Yeah, Friday.
Speaker 3: It feels like a Monday, but we will take it.
Speaker 4: I don't know what I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 4: I woke up, I thought it was Sunday. Then I
Speaker 4: drove here and I thought it was Monday.
Speaker 3: Hey, Patty Dangerfield and Christoph Petruca coming up this morning
Speaker 3: after seven o'clock. Big weekend for the Cats.
Speaker 2: Actually, hang on, she's whipped out the full strength coke.
Speaker 2: I was mum, hung are you hung dog? Millionaire's millionaire
Speaker 2: on the.
Speaker 3: Full strength coke?
Speaker 4: Col You're a dog?
Speaker 3: Were you out last night? Was mummy out on a
Speaker 3: week nine?
Speaker 4: Well, it felt like a weekend? Tricked me?
Speaker 3: Where was mum?
Speaker 4: Lucky?
Speaker 2: I'm here, Melbourne's lucky, you're here?
Speaker 3: Where was Muma last night?
Speaker 4: In my bed? At some point i'd been to the
Speaker 4: football You know where I went? I went to the
Speaker 4: London for lunch. Oh not swing a cat in there?
Speaker 4: Yeah right, yeah, I went to London for lunch with
Speaker 4: a bit of a crew, and then we walked to
Speaker 4: the mcg and then Bill at the London must be
Speaker 4: printing cash by the way, you got on your bill?
Speaker 3: Was he there?
Speaker 2: I love Bill?
Speaker 3: Yeah, bild the public and that runs to London knows
Speaker 3: how to.
Speaker 2: Do it to d m c G.
Speaker 4: A big afternoon watching.
Speaker 3: The draw and then she's dragging out this answer is
Speaker 3: she and.
Speaker 4: Then went to the bot caught up with Billie Brownless
Speaker 4: was there?
Speaker 2: What time was that?
Speaker 3: Was the sun still up?
Speaker 4: No? His son wasn't up, so definitely wasn't but no, no, no, see.
Speaker 3: I bought the entourage this morning. Oh yes, my son
Speaker 3: Felix is in the house.
Speaker 4: That Actually I was in a bad mood coming in
Speaker 4: this morning and it really gave me a bounce muster.
Speaker 3: My ten year old here because guess what it's a
Speaker 3: day off.
Speaker 2: Yes, curriculum day. Is that what they're saying, some teacher.
Speaker 3: Day or something? Teach a four day weekend, that's what
Speaker 3: it is. Serious. So he just went into the nov
Speaker 3: kitchen because I said, oh look, if there's sugar free solos,
Speaker 3: you can grab one.
Speaker 4: He didn't grab one of those combs.
Speaker 3: Almost got because.
Speaker 2: What a hard solo.
Speaker 4: No no, oh no, I don't think they're allowed to
Speaker 4: do that anymore.
Speaker 3: That didn't you try and give him an alcohol can
Speaker 3: butcher one day.
Speaker 4: It was a Seltzer, but it looked like a cacher
Speaker 4: easy mistake to make easy mistake.
Speaker 3: Hey, speaking mistakes, I want to talk about when your
Speaker 3: kids get your mobile phone.
Speaker 4: Kids are always a little hustlers. Every one of my
Speaker 4: friend's kids always like, Mam, can ivon'e? Mum, can I pon' day?
Speaker 3: Can I? Even yesterday, I'm trying to watch the footy
Speaker 3: and then I went to grab my phone just to
Speaker 3: text to mate and check the odds, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: where's your phone? God? Oh, where have I left it?
Speaker 3: Now the minute as a parent, you go where have
Speaker 3: I left it? It means they've taken it, and what
Speaker 3: are they doing with it?
Speaker 4: They're not looking at you Instagram Instagram? What if they're
Speaker 4: accidentally uploading some of your picks on?
Speaker 3: Well, when Honey was like two, and Honey was two,
Speaker 3: he started live streaming on Instagram and brought my phone
Speaker 3: into the toilet.
Speaker 2: Oh while you're on the throne where I was.
Speaker 3: I'm like, what's that? Oh you're streaming everyone? Hello?
Speaker 4: Shut up, Lucky, You've got no followers, so you're.
Speaker 3: Sitt didn't after that, people are unfollowing that. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: I would have looked like break.
Speaker 4: Remember when you took the nude selfie like on the toilet.
Speaker 4: That was a bad day for Darryl.
Speaker 3: Rol producing you even texting going, hey darl you nude
Speaker 3: on the internet on the toilet.
Speaker 4: You might want to take it down, uppy chin?
Speaker 3: Hey did that were you?
Speaker 4: It was like you know that awful chin. You're looking
Speaker 4: at your phone, open it and on front and you
Speaker 4: get a real reality disgusting.
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Speaker 3: your thirteen twenty four ten. What happened when your kids
Speaker 3: got a whole of your phone?
Speaker 2: I guess the issue these days is that everyone's cards
Speaker 2: linked to their phones, so transactions can apps.
Speaker 3: Ll get you the games, the game money, the yearn
Speaker 3: app purchases all that sort of stuff. See now I've
Speaker 3: got all that link to my email smart so like
Speaker 3: if I see them like trying to log into gaming
Speaker 3: and stuff. They're not getting email going, hey you tried
Speaker 3: to log in?
Speaker 4: Phones have just gone absolutely ban.
Speaker 3: Yeah. The problem is we don't know if it's kids
Speaker 3: or their parents. Thirteen twenty four to ten. What happened
Speaker 3: when your kids got hold of your phone? Karen? AND's
Speaker 3: a killed that morning?
Speaker 4: Good morning?
Speaker 3: Because oh I set up a game for my grandson
Speaker 3: on my phone and I had to use my credit card.
Speaker 9: And I didn't realize until I got the statement that.
Speaker 7: You had been buying in the purchases little game.
Speaker 10: How much eight hundred and sixty.
Speaker 4: Dollars setting in trouble? Did you even know what he
Speaker 4: was doing? How old is he?
Speaker 6: He just thought that it was like he need of
Speaker 6: this thing for the game.
Speaker 7: So I could get it.
Speaker 3: That's where they get you. That's where they get even
Speaker 3: downloading app the other day, so like it's free and
Speaker 3: I was like awesome, But then it's like in app purchases,
Speaker 3: subscriptions app were you.
Speaker 4: Buying with in app purchases?
Speaker 3: Jake? It was like a photoshop app now like checking
Speaker 3: of the tides for fishing.
Speaker 4: Oh Will's weather?
Speaker 3: Yeah, something like that, where it was like, oh course
Speaker 3: it's free. If I want to know what a lake
Speaker 3: in Macquarie's like, but if I want to know something
Speaker 3: in the Melbourne area, then they'll get you with the
Speaker 3: innapp purchases.
Speaker 4: Stacey and mont Albert. Good morning, good morning. Sorry did
Speaker 4: you spit that up?
Speaker 3: Mum had had a late night last night.
Speaker 4: But stay what happened to you? It was a long
Speaker 4: time ago.
Speaker 9: My son changed my phone to Japanese.
Speaker 3: I've had that so annoy, I've had that. It's an
Speaker 3: absolute pain to walk over to the box.
Speaker 10: Hill and go to the sushi place and see if
Speaker 10: I can find somebody who's and wrote Japanese to turn
Speaker 10: it back for me.
Speaker 2: You went to Sushi Sushi.
Speaker 4: The original? Oh, well done.
Speaker 3: That's for the train.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I'm not here for the sushi train. I'm
Speaker 4: here to find a Japanese person can help me. Japanese
Speaker 4: speaking person.
Speaker 3: I mean, well, I'm here, but you two geniuses, I'll
Speaker 3: get some guios to go.
Speaker 4: Where would you go? Maybe moment Japanese speaking friends? No,
Speaker 4: I don't think so. I think she went to a
Speaker 4: more authentic sushi place. Sorry, that's smart, It's fair.
Speaker 3: Google would be smart.
Speaker 4: You can't google her phones in Japanese.
Speaker 3: No, But like, do you have a laptop or anything
Speaker 3: as well.
Speaker 10: Stace, Oh, it was like fifteen years ago.
Speaker 2: Stay okay, well yeah that is some Japanese did they
Speaker 2: fix it?
Speaker 4: He fixed it. It was a young man, he fixed it.
Speaker 4: I want to lend to.
Speaker 3: Grab a roll while you were there or take away
Speaker 3: or anything.
Speaker 8: I don't think so.
Speaker 9: I think my son actually was asking you for in punishment.
Speaker 4: I walked away.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, cool, good call.
Speaker 4: Yes, and the Japanese at school, actually.
Speaker 3: We'll there go stay next time. Justice On thirteen, twenty
Speaker 3: four ten, What happened when you keep got your phone?
Speaker 11: She does a lot actually, but this time she posted
Speaker 11: herself on Snapchat in a video doing filters and me
Speaker 11: and my partner in the car talking about someone.
Speaker 6: Oh no, no, no, no no, and they've seen it.
Speaker 11: And it wasn't until like eighty people had seen it
Speaker 11: that my friend was like, is that meant to be
Speaker 11: on snaptrat?
Speaker 6: And I'm like what And I went and listened.
Speaker 4: And I was like, oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 3: You know what.
Speaker 4: You know what, though, that is dangerous when someone posts
Speaker 4: I've seen this happen for people like posting videos of
Speaker 4: where they are or whatever, and in the background someone's
Speaker 4: having a conversation. The lady knew want broadcastings.
Speaker 3: There's a there's a great prank that you do to
Speaker 3: someone if you just send them a message down. Hey, mate,
Speaker 3: did you mean to post that?
Speaker 4: Watch the Panic?
Speaker 3: I just watch the Panic? That's the best.
Speaker 4: That would fill me with anxiety. Don't you dare ever
Speaker 4: do that to me? Sony pranks at your rate?
Speaker 2: Gotcha?
Speaker 4: Sorry? Sonya, good morning, Good morning, no vutine, how are you?
Speaker 4: We're great?
Speaker 8: Son good?
Speaker 10: Yes, well, I'm not going to be great in a minute.
Speaker 10: When I tell you my little story.
Speaker 3: He built it up so on and want to left?
Speaker 3: Where do you go?
Speaker 10: Having had a shower, and I thought, oh you, I'll
Speaker 10: take some sneaky piece of my movies and send them
Speaker 10: to my hobby, which I did much little knockers. Anyway,
Speaker 10: my daughter eighteen at the time, said Mom, can I
Speaker 10: have a look at blah blah blah?
Speaker 12: Said sure.
Speaker 10: Unbeknown to me, she looked at me and she said,
Speaker 10: what the actual whatever?
Speaker 4: What is this?
Speaker 10: And seriously they covered the whole screen and what do
Speaker 10: you say?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 10: And then, usually quick witted, I had nothing.
Speaker 4: Oh she didn't post it though, she just saw them.
Speaker 10: No, no, no, she just looked. She said, why would
Speaker 10: you do that?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't want to say she's judging you, Sonya.
Speaker 3: Well you don't want to say it's for dad.
Speaker 4: You want to say, well, that would be a better
Speaker 4: thing to say.
Speaker 3: No, I don't want to know my mum sending nudes.
Speaker 3: I'd rather She was like, I'm taking him for medical
Speaker 3: She still got it.
Speaker 4: Hey, Sonya, did you go on a date night that night?
Speaker 4: We might? Did you let the kids at home and
Speaker 4: go out?
Speaker 2: Son Did he send you a picture back?
Speaker 8: Sorry?
Speaker 2: Did he send you a picture back? Mom?
Speaker 3: Mom, that's when you don't want your daughter hold your phone.
Speaker 3: Oh dad just sent a message. You must be all right?
Speaker 3: Who's getting it? What Tina's trip to the Japanese restaurant
Speaker 3: or Sonya's booth the coganocher.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're both very strong son.
Speaker 4: Son son with it? What did she call them? Rather?
Speaker 2: She said? She said she was big.
Speaker 3: Witted, big knockers, Sonny fire in her box to drop
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Speaker 4: Keep sending the nudes?
Speaker 3: Son You reckon your mum is sending a few No, no,
Speaker 3: absolutely no, I mean you were just saying it's I mean,
Speaker 3: good for son. You've still got at that age. You
Speaker 3: reckon Liza's phones getting to work.
Speaker 4: Out probably and I don't want to know about it.
Speaker 3: The old Frank Cootso building.
Speaker 4: Is actually going to open this time.
Speaker 2: There was an issue with the council about a fire hydrant.
Speaker 4: Wasn't there The council actually don't it and said, no,
Speaker 4: it's not my it's not our fault. Actually it's a
Speaker 4: building compliance thing. But we're getting the plane.
Speaker 3: Don't start me on the council. I had an issue.
Speaker 3: What's happening how last week we were blowing up with
Speaker 3: wins yep, we said what sucks about your council? Maybe
Speaker 3: I ripped into the base side council too hard.
Speaker 2: They've come for it.
Speaker 3: They came for me. I came home on Wednesday. What happened?
Speaker 3: The sticker of shame was back on the bin.
Speaker 4: Well you sawt your cycling out there.
Speaker 3: I've gone through the bin and they weren't happy with
Speaker 3: what was in there, so they put the sticker of
Speaker 3: shame on and didn't pick up the bin.
Speaker 4: So now they can't do that. Well, they did like
Speaker 4: they're expecting to get into your Oh no, one's doing
Speaker 4: that on new base side.
Speaker 3: They're not coming back for two. That is an absolute power.
Speaker 4: Four weeks. Four weeks your garbage bin was Oh that's ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Exactly, which is ridiculous? Should I run for me? Oh?
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: We should talk about this again though, because on a
Speaker 2: current affair last night, IRA Council.
Speaker 4: What have they done?
Speaker 2: They're now letting not letting people chop down there their
Speaker 2: branches on their trees. So you can't prune your tree
Speaker 2: in your own garden. Why because it's it's got some
Speaker 2: sort of environmental you.
Speaker 3: Know what, all the permits and everything. If I want
Speaker 3: to open a nightclub in my living room, I should
Speaker 3: be able to without permission. I agree, I think you
Speaker 3: can do that.
Speaker 2: You should really rush them there.
Speaker 3: Me and bayside.
Speaker 4: Can you imagine what's going to do with your bin
Speaker 4: four weeks? I'm concerned about like that, you'll get sick.
Speaker 4: Tell me about maggots in there?
Speaker 3: Rats like you. I don't know.
Speaker 4: Maggots just grew from nothing once we didn't put out
Speaker 4: bins and this was not here, This was environ and
Speaker 4: it grew maggots.
Speaker 3: There's probably a hippie living in the bin.
Speaker 2: They grow from nothing.
Speaker 4: Well, I don't know, it's just rubbish in there, And
Speaker 4: the next minute there were all these appearing. They're just
Speaker 4: born from like all right and coming up and rubbish.
Speaker 2: They are born from moisture? Are they Christian nuggets.
Speaker 4: And rubbish traps? Where do maggots come from? Because they're
Speaker 4: not moisture. They don't like mate and make baby maggots.
Speaker 4: They just appear from like you.
Speaker 3: Know what, forty of them born by the time we
Speaker 3: finish this conversation.
Speaker 4: They don't like lay eggs and be born crystal.
Speaker 2: Come from flies.
Speaker 3: Who cares where they come from?
Speaker 2: We need to know.
Speaker 4: Hang on maggot's baby flies. Then they grow, they grow
Speaker 4: wings and fly off.
Speaker 3: Just lay them. Can I say, who's coming up?
Speaker 2: So there you go. Maggots aren't born from moisture, born
Speaker 2: from flies. I believe that Christian Petraka coming up on
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 4: Thank you, Clint, he'd never have maggots lots.
Speaker 2: To talk about one hundred Jason, You know.
Speaker 3: What, Clint, what am I even doing?
Speaker 4: If you're in the market for any furniture, you would
Speaker 4: know or if you've moved or you're moving into a
Speaker 4: new place where you're moving out. Get furniture can be
Speaker 4: a real shoalap. Like you find something you like and
Speaker 4: they're like, oh, yeah great, and you think i'll pay
Speaker 4: for it now because I need something to sit on,
Speaker 4: and they go, it'll be with you in three months,
Speaker 4: twelve to eighteen weeks and you're like, what why is
Speaker 4: the lead.
Speaker 3: Time so extraor because most of them are made overseas
Speaker 3: and them but also it's like that's if it.
Speaker 2: Runs to that time.
Speaker 4: But then they say things like twelve to eighteen weeks
Speaker 4: and that's six week leverage you've given you, like what
Speaker 4: God does?
Speaker 2: Have the one off the display room for it.
Speaker 4: Many times to do that, but then they can't sell
Speaker 4: anymore because they have to wait twelve to eighteen weeks for.
Speaker 3: Another word to right to show you what God forbid.
Speaker 3: Get a warehouse, yeah.
Speaker 4: Too, Spenny. Some places do like you can go on
Speaker 4: their websites as well and it's like what's available now,
Speaker 4: and then you just buy from whatever that collection is.
Speaker 4: We've been on the hunt for a dining room table
Speaker 4: and chairs for quite some time. Paul, my fiance, is
Speaker 4: very fussy about dining room chairs. They've got to be comfortable,
Speaker 4: which I agree, and there's a lot of very uncomfortable
Speaker 4: dining room chairs.
Speaker 3: He's a big unit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's broad. He's like I had shouldered, So he's like,
Speaker 4: you need to it needs to be comfortable because a
Speaker 4: lot of them look great and then you sit in
Speaker 4: them and you're like, I didn't want to sit at
Speaker 4: the table anyway. So we finally found these great dining
Speaker 4: room chairs, beautiful table that we loved. Three months wait, anyway,
Speaker 4: it's up. Three months is over, it's arrived. We've put
Speaker 4: it in the house. We're so happy we've done.
Speaker 2: You're happy.
Speaker 4: For the first time in my life, I've actually bought
Speaker 4: something from the house that's been put in and I'm like,
Speaker 4: I love it. Awesome, so happy. No one is allowed
Speaker 4: to use it though we've had it for ten days now.
Speaker 4: I just I don't want to ruin. I haven't had
Speaker 4: a dinner party, but we've had dinner every night. But
Speaker 4: where I'm like, no, let's sit itnner, let's sit at
Speaker 4: the like the island bench.
Speaker 2: On the s should get some places.
Speaker 4: I don't want I don't want to I don't want
Speaker 4: to use plastic.
Speaker 3: You're going to eat on the couch, should get the
Speaker 3: stable table.
Speaker 2: It's very strong.
Speaker 4: How long is too long to keep furniture or something
Speaker 4: like a display piece, That's what I want to know.
Speaker 4: Like some some people just like buying things and then
Speaker 4: just looking at them.
Speaker 2: Is that the point? Well? My brand? I bought a
Speaker 2: brand new couch for my house, which is I bought
Speaker 2: it in white.
Speaker 4: Smart. When you've got a dog and.
Speaker 2: I've now got a I've erected baby gates.
Speaker 3: Oh no no, so if I come over and I
Speaker 3: want to go and open a baby so it's like
Speaker 3: a pettings at your place, but the pets of the
Speaker 3: couch yeap.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I've got to climb out of the baby
Speaker 2: gate to get on the couch.
Speaker 4: And how long do you think it's going to stay
Speaker 4: like that? Is?
Speaker 2: Hopefully for years? Hopefully?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: See I love that that little churd gets over the
Speaker 4: baby goat anymore. I want to know. I'm thirteen, twenty
Speaker 4: four ten. How long did you keep something new for
Speaker 4: in your house but you don't use it on one
Speaker 4: of our TVs? We've still got the plastic coating. I'm
Speaker 4: just like so shiny and new, but.
Speaker 3: The satisfaction you get when you peel that.
Speaker 4: Thing, and I'm like, oh, that's got to be pill
Speaker 4: When you peel that thing off, it's incredible, I know.
Speaker 4: But I've been looking at it waiting for the day
Speaker 4: when I'll ship it.
Speaker 3: Oh, sheh it away, you reckon? Oh can I come
Speaker 3: around when you shiit?
Speaker 4: Come and live a little.
Speaker 10: You know what?
Speaker 2: The secret is going to be coasters.
Speaker 4: You need coasters to keep the table nice.
Speaker 2: You can't have the little rings of I think.
Speaker 4: I might become a tablecloth girl. My nn used to
Speaker 4: have this like it was like imagine like a shower
Speaker 4: cap but for a table, and then you put the
Speaker 4: table it so the table was pristy in all.
Speaker 3: Times and you were like, ah, should we eat it?
Speaker 3: I couldn't be rather take of the table shower cap,
Speaker 3: off the table shower. I might be one of them
Speaker 3: for a table. Actually, you know what. My whole childhood
Speaker 3: from what I remember, that table was in perfect condition.
Speaker 4: Yeah we had one too. Maybe I'll get one.
Speaker 3: So thirteen twenty four ten, how long did you keep
Speaker 3: something new for? Yeah, maybe you've got something new and
Speaker 3: you still haven't used it.
Speaker 4: Maybe you've got a car, but your kids aren't allowed
Speaker 4: in it. You would have loved not letting your kids
Speaker 4: in the new car for a while.
Speaker 3: My kids were to eat the new car. They could,
Speaker 3: they could eat, vomit, bloody, do whatever they Yeah, they
Speaker 3: could do whatever they wanted themselves in mum's car. But
Speaker 3: my car no food.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Like when we moved into our newly renovated house,
Speaker 4: Paul was like, let's have everyone over and have a
Speaker 4: big house warm me. I was like, I don't want
Speaker 4: dirty footprint walking through this house. I want it to
Speaker 4: be pristine.
Speaker 2: Maybe Jason and I should come around and break it in.
Speaker 4: No, it's been broken in. Now the house is like
Speaker 4: falling apart.
Speaker 2: You're not You should come around for Chinese.
Speaker 4: Chinese will not be served on that table.
Speaker 3: We'll set a giant lazy Susan up.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine little sweet and sour chicken.
Speaker 4: I've been to Chinese with you, Clint, and you get
Speaker 4: food everywhere. You're not serving Chinese on my table with
Speaker 4: chop six right, we'll use forks. You have sweet and sour,
Speaker 4: that honey sauce table, I'll have the plastic on it
Speaker 4: stick table.
Speaker 3: Were to someone's house the other day and it was
Speaker 3: the old shoes off. Yeah, I was like, I didn't know.
Speaker 3: We've gone back in time to nineteen nine.
Speaker 4: Houses are for living in. Where your shoes in my house?
Speaker 4: But you touch my table and you're dead.
Speaker 2: Mate.
Speaker 3: She really just looked into my soul when she said that.
Speaker 3: Enjoy standing and having you roast thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 3: How like if you own something without actually using it.
Speaker 3: Mum's got her self a new table I have.
Speaker 4: I waited months and months and months for a dining
Speaker 4: room table to finally arrive, and I love it so much.
Speaker 4: It's so perfect. I won't let anyone use it in
Speaker 4: my house.
Speaker 3: Yet.
Speaker 4: We have to sit at the island Benchina.
Speaker 2: Question question, how many does it seat?
Speaker 4: We've got except for eight bit ten?
Speaker 2: Oh that's a big table.
Speaker 4: It's big table. She's at big table.
Speaker 2: I love that. What color are the chairs?
Speaker 4: What color are the chairs?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: They like it, they like it. They're all fabric. There's
Speaker 4: no metal or no leather there.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, you're gonna have to get covers for the
Speaker 2: chairs as well.
Speaker 3: Did just scotch guard? Did you pay for the Scotch guard?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: I will that too late?
Speaker 2: And see yeah you're done.
Speaker 4: Why no one's sat on them. Nos. Yeah, no, one's
Speaker 4: liked to sit on.
Speaker 3: The I won't scotch when they've hit your house. What
Speaker 3: thirteen twenty fourteen.
Speaker 4: At home, I'll get them sent away, don't. I'm so
Speaker 4: excited about this table and chairs.
Speaker 3: I'm so nervous get dirty in the move.
Speaker 4: Usually we're going to come over and spill red wine
Speaker 4: on them. Probably there'll be only only clear liquids allowed
Speaker 4: at the table.
Speaker 3: We didn't waste the wine. Thirteen twenty four to join
Speaker 3: us on the air.
Speaker 4: T shirt from Langmaarn. Good morning, Good morning, it's Tysher.
Speaker 3: Sorry your thoughts, Tysher. Do you have something you don't use?
Speaker 4: Yeah? No, well I did.
Speaker 6: I had a dining table knew that I kept wrapped
Speaker 6: in plastic until my son was a teenager, and then
Speaker 6: I put glass on it.
Speaker 4: Gimela, see you speak in my language.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I had a.
Speaker 6: Piece of tough and glass cuts to put on the table.
Speaker 4: Oh that's excessive.
Speaker 3: Well you just use clamorate.
Speaker 4: No I need. I need to shower table cover from
Speaker 4: the nineties.
Speaker 3: Claud wrap, then hit the bubbles out. We won't even
Speaker 3: see you put glad wrap on.
Speaker 4: It like a contact like a school books.
Speaker 2: You should contact.
Speaker 4: Satisfying, wasn't it? Back in the day? Bubbles out Jared
Speaker 4: in Altona. Did you keep something new without using it
Speaker 4: for a long time.
Speaker 12: Yeah, my father, we me and me brother, we were
Speaker 12: very messy heaters and he bought a beautiful hardwood table
Speaker 12: and the next day he went and bought a sheet
Speaker 12: from Bunnings and for the next seventeen years that's what
Speaker 12: we had on the table.
Speaker 3: Drop sheets good.
Speaker 12: Yeah, it was horrendous and it finally came off, probably
Speaker 12: about three months ago, and it is the best looking
Speaker 12: table you've ever seen your life.
Speaker 4: But I don't want to cover it because it's so pretty.
Speaker 4: I don't think we'll be having a drop sheet in
Speaker 4: the middle of my dining room table. I think we'll
Speaker 4: just continue to sit at the island bench and stare
Speaker 4: at it.
Speaker 3: That's how you're going to know where you sit in
Speaker 3: the pecking order when you go over to Lawrence Place
Speaker 3: and there where you're situation.
Speaker 4: You two have be an outside job in winter. In winter,
Speaker 4: I got a heater. I got a heated just for you.
Speaker 3: For will outside as well inside.
Speaker 4: At the island benchmin, how do you like the potatoes?
Speaker 4: I'll take you out for dinner. Let's go to Sharon.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Good morning. How are you do you have
Speaker 4: someone that doesn't want something to be used.
Speaker 9: Yes, my in law built a brand new house and
Speaker 9: decided they weren't going to use their kitchen, so they
Speaker 9: set up a trestle table in the garage with all
Speaker 9: their appliances on it, all toaster, toaster, raven, microwave, everything,
Speaker 9: So nothing was ever used in the kitchen. So when
Speaker 9: they sold their house, they were thinking not going to
Speaker 9: get top dollar for it because they never ever used
Speaker 9: anything that was actually in the kitchen.
Speaker 4: It was brand new and they sold it. Imagine, that's
Speaker 4: not living.
Speaker 2: Butler's in the garage.
Speaker 3: That's not living.
Speaker 4: Cater's kitchen, that's not living. I'm not that crazy.
Speaker 3: Although after we clean the oven one week, it was
Speaker 3: like anything we're baking has to be done in the
Speaker 3: air for iron good.
Speaker 4: Because the ovens cleaned.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like once the stove is clean as well,
Speaker 4: I might be cooking on that for a long time.
Speaker 2: You have to buy a pair of shoes and you're like,
Speaker 2: I'm not wearing them.
Speaker 3: They're too cool, don't you don't?
Speaker 4: I won't wear my good shoes.
Speaker 2: I've got about three pairs.
Speaker 3: I've still got labels on shirts. Then I'm like, well,
Speaker 3: all say that for a rainy day, I will take
Speaker 3: one last one. V I'm thirty twenty for ten. What
Speaker 3: do you got?
Speaker 8: I welcome back.
Speaker 11: So I didn't put my engagement on my engagement ring
Speaker 11: on for about that's their six months.
Speaker 4: Or so, because you're too scared to lose it or
Speaker 4: you didn't like him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I did like it.
Speaker 8: No, it was small.
Speaker 6: No, I worked in hospital as well, so I get it.
Speaker 4: Thirty Yeah, kept it in the safe, I'll see. That's yeah.
Speaker 4: But I've been given things as gifts, like jewelry and things,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, I won't wear that. I'll say that.
Speaker 4: I'll say that, and then I forget.
Speaker 2: I have it for rain Yeah.
Speaker 3: See, I allude to that one day. I'm going to
Speaker 3: say these so I don't want to damage them. And
Speaker 3: then a year later, we're out on a wine tasting
Speaker 3: to us on you Now it was the time to ask,
Speaker 3: and I said, you hated them, didn't you?
Speaker 2: Just? Yeah, it wasn't my cop.
Speaker 3: Oh she just hated she played there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she'd sold them on Facebook ago.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, loses lips. Since you've done this.
Speaker 4: It has been a while. I'm tipping. I probably haven't
Speaker 4: got any better at it, though, No, no, no, every good.
Speaker 3: Every week, we'd like to have a play with losses lips. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so we get you to change your headphones over. We
Speaker 3: pump some really loud music in your ears. Clinton, I
Speaker 3: will say statements and you have to try and read
Speaker 3: our lips.
Speaker 4: E sided anything. Say any thinks you want to give me, I'll.
Speaker 2: Tell you what. Yesterday, during the national anthem, the flyover
Speaker 2: of the Rulette, Yes, Scott Pendlebrey's lips were easy to read.
Speaker 2: He said, I just shipped myself.
Speaker 3: Was it really easy to let?
Speaker 4: There might have been two words in there.
Speaker 2: Actually might have been Lauren.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, you want change your headphones over? You
Speaker 3: know what else I love about this game? Clinton?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Can she hear us? She can't hear us.
Speaker 2: Enjoy, sit back and enjoy.
Speaker 3: Listen to that, just peace.
Speaker 2: It's the sound of sweet, sweet nothing.
Speaker 3: She can't hear us, and best of all, we can't
Speaker 3: hear No.
Speaker 2: It's lovely, isn't it just? She's got no idea.
Speaker 3: Till we start.
Speaker 2: Let's talk.
Speaker 3: Are you ready?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, here we go, Here we go. Mason Cox has
Speaker 3: a big glove. Max Mason Cox has a big glove.
Speaker 4: Max Cox loves a big duck.
Speaker 3: Mason Cox has a big glove.
Speaker 4: Max Cox has a big glove.
Speaker 3: Mason Cocks Mace Cocks.
Speaker 4: Has a big gloves.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there we go.
Speaker 4: When I was at the football yesterday, am I yelling?
Speaker 4: You are? There's a big Cox for Collingwood and there's
Speaker 4: a big Cox for Essendon. It's also a play called
Speaker 4: cock Big Cop.
Speaker 3: Why are you yelling? There's a couple of others.
Speaker 2: Mason Cox of course wearing a glove because he's hurt
Speaker 2: his hand. Yes, I've got heaps of maggots in my bin.
Speaker 4: I've got a kidney. What was the second part.
Speaker 2: I've got heaps of maggots in my bin.
Speaker 4: I've got a kidney with macas in my bin.
Speaker 2: I've got heaps of maggots in my bin.
Speaker 4: I've got heaps of macas in my bin.
Speaker 3: Maggots, magaggots.
Speaker 4: I don't have maggots in my.
Speaker 3: Focus. Fruit boxes a yummy.
Speaker 4: Fruit boxes, make money.
Speaker 3: Fruit boxes are yummy.
Speaker 4: Fruit boxes, Give me honey.
Speaker 3: Fruit boxes are yummy.
Speaker 4: Fruit boxes.
Speaker 3: Gummies, Yummy, yummy, ummy, yummy, yummy, all right, I go one.
Speaker 2: Clint had a wild Wednesday at Electric.
Speaker 4: There was a donkey in a wild Western.
Speaker 2: Clint had a wild Wednesday at Electric.
Speaker 4: So I had no idea go again.
Speaker 2: Clint had a wild Wednesday at Electric.
Speaker 4: Clint had a wild Wednesday at the Electric in the pantry,
Speaker 4: probably have one anywhere when I got home from Electric.
Speaker 3: Electric? While last, right, last, right, here we go because
Speaker 3: I know she is. Are you hung like a camel tongue?
Speaker 3: Are you? Are you hung like a camel tongue?
Speaker 4: Are you hung like a camel tan?
Speaker 3: Are you hung like a camel tongue?
Speaker 4: Are you hung like a camel's under.
Speaker 3: Camel tongue? Are you hung like a camel tongue?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 3: In the full strength six? All right right across Melbourne.
Speaker 3: This is nobody.
Speaker 4: As I'll say, Okay, let's see how we could do
Speaker 4: this way better. Anyway. This is Clinton Lauren in the
Speaker 4: morning on over one hundred. Hi Clint, Hi Lauren? Have
Speaker 4: you got a special guest for us?
Speaker 2: Clean? We do sitting on the line. He is none
Speaker 2: other from the Melbourne Football Club. He wears the number five.
Speaker 2: It is Christian Petrarca. Welcome track, good morning.
Speaker 7: Track, Thanks guys.
Speaker 3: Sorry, that's embarrassing, right, audio and everything ready to play
Speaker 3: as a lady.
Speaker 2: Here's the audio for Christian Petrarca.
Speaker 3: Twenty three points an tack over the Tigers. He joined us,
Speaker 3: now bt was he doing, wasn't he? Track?
Speaker 4: Good morning?
Speaker 7: Good morning guys. I don't think many people to that game,
Speaker 7: to be honest, Well, Christian, can.
Speaker 4: I say I don't talk footy very often? You know,
Speaker 4: I leave that to Clint and Jays sometimes attempts to
Speaker 4: talk foot him. We all tease him. But I went
Speaker 4: to the game and the first half was a bit
Speaker 4: like watching Little League.
Speaker 7: What happened very very anti climax. Looking a bit pre game,
Speaker 7: the pregame stuff was just unbelievable. That obviously everyone was
Speaker 7: turning their phones off, and the tribute and the horses
Speaker 7: and it was just amazing to be a part of it.
Speaker 7: And the game started, it was just all God, this
Speaker 7: is underwhelming.
Speaker 4: No one could hit the time from either team. It
Speaker 4: was like Richmond, a proud Richmond supporter really brought the
Speaker 4: Demons down to our level.
Speaker 3: She was that proud. She went home at halftime track.
Speaker 7: But it was good to get the win, which is nice.
Speaker 2: The main thing stayed till the end track, and and
Speaker 2: you unearthed a new cult hero at the Melbourne Football Club.
Speaker 2: His nickname is Disco. Tell us about Disco? Why why
Speaker 2: do you call him Disco?
Speaker 7: I actually have no idea. He came into the club
Speaker 7: as a mid season draft pick. And you know when
Speaker 7: they first come, you get into, you introduce yourself and
Speaker 7: watch your nickname, and somebody names Disco and then that's
Speaker 7: literally and we go because I don't know. My friends
Speaker 7: just started calling me that, so yeah, just go Turner.
Speaker 4: Do you think you just made it up? Because I
Speaker 4: would get nervous if someone said, what's your nickname? And
Speaker 4: I don't really have a nickname in a football club environment,
Speaker 4: I think I'd just throw something out there.
Speaker 3: Wanted to be cool in high school was Paddington Beer
Speaker 3: because I didn't have a neck. I'm not gonna bloody
Speaker 3: walk into a football club and lead with that. Hi, I'm.
Speaker 4: Exact track. How'd you guys pull up after the game?
Speaker 7: Pretty good? Pretty soiled the physical game obviously because there's
Speaker 7: a lot of contests because the game was very scrappy.
Speaker 7: So pulled up a little bit sore. We've got a
Speaker 7: four day break, which is really nice going. We played
Speaker 7: Geelong next Saturday, which will be a big game, yes,
Speaker 7: but nice four days off and switch off?
Speaker 3: Really yeah, hey, Track, and I brought this up with
Speaker 3: you before, but I'm going to fire up again after
Speaker 3: yesterday's game. Forgot. I love this sport and I'm massively
Speaker 3: into it and jokes aside, it's made me really feel
Speaker 3: at home here in Melbourne. But we have got to
Speaker 3: do something about extra time and this silly little thing
Speaker 3: we call it draw What do you think about it?
Speaker 7: Track, I think if you speak a lot of the players,
Speaker 7: I think they'd play an extra ten minutes, ten minutes
Speaker 7: I would then I reckon after that ten minutes. If
Speaker 7: it's a drawer, it's a drawer. You can't keep playing.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you can't go No, that's a fair point. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: so golden points a bit?
Speaker 2: Are we doing it for the fans? Are we doing
Speaker 2: it for the players? Because I mean I would submit that.
Speaker 2: I would submit that you know, you walk away with
Speaker 2: two points, that's that's a fair enough.
Speaker 3: But it's just it's so anti climactic at the end.
Speaker 7: Do you think you do it like the n our
Speaker 7: Elder golden point pump up? Jas's breaks from breaks Jesus christ. Uh,
Speaker 7: they do a golden point, don't they? No one could
Speaker 7: score from that. It's a draw, isn't it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they have to get the first.
Speaker 3: I thought the other way. I thought, legue do an
Speaker 3: extra ten and then it goes to they.
Speaker 2: Used to Yeah, golden, golden, golden goal. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Have you played in many drawers?
Speaker 3: Track?
Speaker 7: Have I played the drawer four?
Speaker 3: Yeah? You have, Bruce mcavanni, Yeah, Chase, because I'm pretty
Speaker 3: sure that's where this fight started. Last time we had
Speaker 3: you might have been a year or two ago and
Speaker 3: there was a drawing. I'm like, what a plane imagining
Speaker 3: on all the way to bloody Perth for a Drawn't
Speaker 3: you draw? Before?
Speaker 4: I would trust Christian Petruca about his own matches over you.
Speaker 3: You know what, I'm going to do some research Track.
Speaker 3: We'll see he knows you better?
Speaker 4: You or so? Do you think because I imagine when
Speaker 4: the game's that tight, you just are busting everything. You've
Speaker 4: got to finish the last few minutes to get the win.
Speaker 4: Do you really think you've got another ten minutes in you?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 7: Definitely. The adrenaline for sure, especially Anzac Day. These guys
Speaker 7: they're playing in front of ninety thousand. Of course they play,
Speaker 7: and the five minutes goes that quick like you don't
Speaker 7: know what's happening because you're so in the moment project
Speaker 7: And you saw both teams the last two minutes they
Speaker 7: both want to win. No one was being safe with
Speaker 7: the forty. They were both going through the corridor trying
Speaker 7: to play be really risky with their ball, which which
Speaker 7: I absolutely love, is a neutral supporter.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 7: It was awesome game to watch.
Speaker 4: Yesterday's match was amazing, and I was screaming on it
Speaker 4: for either team, and I was screaming.
Speaker 2: Actually Wikipedia track last night because I was intrigued to
Speaker 2: see how many games he'd play. Do you play your
Speaker 2: two hundredth this year?
Speaker 7: I played my two hundredth this year.
Speaker 2: We should all get along for that.
Speaker 3: Absolutely.
Speaker 2: Are you going to actually shut up this time?
Speaker 3: Are they going to let you in the dressing room
Speaker 3: this time?
Speaker 2: Well, it depends. We'll track. I give into your name
Speaker 2: at the door.
Speaker 3: You didn't hear about this track. So the game finishes,
Speaker 3: I would stand away over here, marches all of us
Speaker 3: down to the elevator to get to the dressing room. First,
Speaker 3: gets in the wrong elevator, then finally finds the one
Speaker 3: to get to the dressing room and they wouldn't let
Speaker 3: him in.
Speaker 2: He said, no, well they have a silly system in
Speaker 2: Adelaide where you've got to get to get a ticket.
Speaker 4: A wristband, A wristband, that's right, My face is my.
Speaker 2: No, sir, off you go, Hey, Queen, I don't know,
Speaker 2: I said, I know Christian Petrarca and he wants us
Speaker 2: to come down.
Speaker 7: There was a hard and you don't have a risky yet?
Speaker 4: He didn't, never resky.
Speaker 3: He was just screaming, can I have a risky at
Speaker 3: the stadium?
Speaker 13: He said, Track said he'd give me one, and then
Speaker 13: he said that and nanny said, if Track doesn't give
Speaker 13: me one, my dad will.
Speaker 4: And his dad didn't give him a wristband either.
Speaker 3: All right, you two, you agree discrectly before we let
Speaker 3: you go. Track, Brody, Brody, what do you got?
Speaker 2: Christian Petrca has played in a drawer.
Speaker 4: It was in round seventeen, twenty twenty one against Hawthorne.
Speaker 2: You've got two bellow boats.
Speaker 4: So Jase's right, here's one so many he doesn't care
Speaker 4: about the drawers.
Speaker 7: Oh we did too, had a shot. He had a
Speaker 7: shot with about a minute left and hit the post.
Speaker 3: I think, yeah, I know, mate, you're telling the person
Speaker 3: that already kicked the.
Speaker 7: Gold to put it back sticks.
Speaker 3: I don't know whatever, whatever exactly? Heads up, mate, you're
Speaker 3: playing your two ndredth game this year too, and you've
Speaker 3: got the next Saturday.
Speaker 7: Night, the first final. If I if I play all games,
Speaker 7: would you like?
Speaker 2: That?
Speaker 3: Would be nice?
Speaker 7: Really cool?
Speaker 3: Made nice ittle win on Wednesday night. You have a
Speaker 3: good weekend, all right, we'll chat next week.
Speaker 7: Thanks, guys, appreciate you the rest.
Speaker 2: Track you're pretty happy with yourself now, smiling like a cheshire.
Speaker 4: Cat, turn his microphone. I can't deal with the smugness.
Speaker 3: I'm not smug.
Speaker 2: Look little hands, you're clasping your little hands in front
Speaker 2: of your chest.
Speaker 4: Short little fingers.
Speaker 3: Away you track, give me one, my dad will it's
Speaker 3: very hard to get the wrist is about big day
Speaker 3: on Wednesday.
Speaker 4: The Wednesday that has just passed.
Speaker 3: Yes, and I am extreme, deemly proud of myself because
Speaker 3: in other years I had forgotten. But on Wednesday we
Speaker 3: clocked up twelve years.
Speaker 4: And now lou and I how on earth she put
Speaker 4: up with you for that?
Speaker 3: We've been together for over twenty years.
Speaker 4: Slight littleaceous in the middle.
Speaker 3: Called life crisis.
Speaker 4: Do you talk about that sometimes?
Speaker 2: Okay, remarriage the higher Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we've been together for about four years. Have you
Speaker 3: heard this? So when lou and I got together, Louis
Speaker 3: got him lou was a party girl.
Speaker 4: Oh no, okay, that we're not doing that. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: When I say party girl, I mean like like she
Speaker 3: was going out clubbing and like partying and all that stuff.
Speaker 4: Are you doing staying home reading book?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: No, But I was eighteen. I just moved to Sydney.
Speaker 3: I was living with Kyle Sandalans, who would only leave
Speaker 3: the house for a paddle pop. Like you know, My
Speaker 3: life was all like work, work, work, Hers was party,
Speaker 3: partty party. And then we got together. And then at
Speaker 3: twenty two twenty three, I'm like, okay, I'm ready now
Speaker 3: to have that life, and she was ready to settle down.
Speaker 3: So we broke up and we had a did you.
Speaker 4: Own a house?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I this is my favorite.
Speaker 2: What happened to the house?
Speaker 3: They split up because we split I had to buy
Speaker 3: her out of the house, so she walked away with
Speaker 3: money and then they got back together a year later,
Speaker 3: so she gets half the house back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she's still spending the Swiss spent it already.
Speaker 2: Oh goodness, gracious, she.
Speaker 4: Dumped him, took his money when I'm like, I don't know,
Speaker 4: year of a lifetime.
Speaker 2: What a great strategy.
Speaker 4: And then came and we got a house back.
Speaker 2: Twelve years later, you're happily married.
Speaker 4: Now it's a true love story.
Speaker 3: I was really proud of myself on Wednesday, wasn't I.
Speaker 3: I had four alarm sets, so I didn't forget and
Speaker 3: I marched out of here. And flowers aren't shang on?
Speaker 4: I said, got it full bloom across the road. I
Speaker 4: bought beautiful flowers there and I said, jo'mping to go
Speaker 4: and organize them for you. It's literally ten meters away.
Speaker 4: Did you go there?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: I went to one on the way home. I Senter
Speaker 3: Road in Brighton.
Speaker 2: You had four alarm set. Did you remember for one
Speaker 2: of the four alarms went off? No?
Speaker 3: I remember an alarm three. If you know when an
Speaker 3: alarm goes off and you just snooze, you got no
Speaker 3: idea what it is?
Speaker 4: No, Because Luke sent your text in the morning about
Speaker 4: just a bit of the curtains. She sent a text
Speaker 4: like a bit of housekeeping whatever mums and dads do
Speaker 4: in the morning and sort of kids. And I was like,
Speaker 4: it's a test. It's a test because if you just
Speaker 4: reply about the housekeeping and don't say.
Speaker 3: Which I did the anniverse, which I did because I
Speaker 3: want to come home with the big hoo ha. So anyway,
Speaker 3: so I left here. I drove to Windsor to pick
Speaker 3: up Bistro Morgan Donuts because you know how that's her
Speaker 3: We like them, No, she loves it, that's her thing.
Speaker 3: I got a box of Bistroight Morgan Donuts and a
Speaker 3: cookie and a take away bag just in case I
Speaker 3: was stuck in traffic. Stopped by the florist, dropped good
Speaker 3: coin on flowers. Good one, thank you right like I
Speaker 3: look like I was rocking up in the coals. Florest No, no, no,
Speaker 3: like a nice. I got a nice center candle and
Speaker 3: a beautiful card, which I wrote while leaning on the
Speaker 3: Sente console in the car.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Nice.
Speaker 3: Got home walking in the door, donuts under the left hand,
Speaker 3: got the candle of the floor hours, Oh you're a
Speaker 3: good man. And I walk into the room and I
Speaker 3: just looked at her and smiled because.
Speaker 4: I knew she'd forgotten.
Speaker 3: Yep, she didn't say anything, and she had nothing laid out,
Speaker 3: and I knew. I thought, this is it.
Speaker 4: This is they had nothing laid out. She normally, oh,
Speaker 4: lay your gifts out, like put it and turn herself
Speaker 4: into a sushi flat up or you coming home expecting
Speaker 4: it to be like.
Speaker 3: Samantha in sex and the baking eggs on your chest.
Speaker 4: You've got laid up for me. This morning, I could just.
Speaker 3: Tell like there was you know, there was nothing going on,
Speaker 3: and I just had this giant smile on my face,
Speaker 3: like finally I have won.
Speaker 4: Just before you said I'm not smug about anything. How
Speaker 4: smugg we.
Speaker 3: I was smug as hell out of ten. And I
Speaker 3: even got down on one knee holding flowers to get.
Speaker 4: Down on one knee for she going to renew your vows. No,
Speaker 4: you have to pull out a diamond ring if you're
Speaker 4: gonna get done.
Speaker 3: Happy anniversary, And she said, you're an idiot. It's Sunday.
Speaker 2: I went early, and the flower is gonna last.
Speaker 3: They're not. You should see me. I'm changing that water
Speaker 3: every twenty minutes to try and drag the life out
Speaker 3: of there.
Speaker 4: Sunday is the twenty what day Sunday.
Speaker 3: Sunday's Miniverse.
Speaker 2: Sundays.
Speaker 4: It's another joke. It's the twenty eight is your anniversary.
Speaker 3: I didn't believe it. I went looking for the wedding
Speaker 3: album because now they put the data, you just think it.
Speaker 4: Was the twenty fourth. Yeah, he said four Alhile's silly
Speaker 4: little man and he got down on one knee. Do
Speaker 4: you think on Sunday she'll be laid up for.
Speaker 2: Your Sunday special baking the nes on that chest on Sunday?
Speaker 2: How good to have our next guest on the air
Speaker 2: with a Slauren Patrick, Dangerfield.
Speaker 4: The skipper of My love Dangerfield.
Speaker 2: We love danger Good morning Danger Hell are you brother.
Speaker 3: Nice?
Speaker 5: Thanks for having me?
Speaker 3: Big weekend for Geelong this weekend, so this is technically
Speaker 3: your home game at the G, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Jay?
Speaker 5: She worked that out. That's been complaining about having to
Speaker 5: travel together around. But we're looking forward to it because
Speaker 5: you know, we're pretty confident it's going to be sort
Speaker 5: of eighty five class, which would be unbelievable.
Speaker 4: I mean, the Cats have a huge supporter based Patty
Speaker 4: being down in Geelong. The whole it's so strange, the
Speaker 4: whole town, Barracks for the Cats. When you come to
Speaker 4: Melbourne and you've got a home game, do you get
Speaker 4: intimidated that you're not playing on your home field?
Speaker 5: We've done than that was. So it's obviously been a
Speaker 5: anging been around for ever in a day. But it's
Speaker 5: a little bit different now having getting your park, being
Speaker 5: able to accommodate forty thousand people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because that stadium is amazing now it is.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 5: Gone through a huge transformation as well as the region.
Speaker 5: The growth thing yeah, Geelong and surrounding areas has been
Speaker 5: just extraordinary the last ten fifteen years, from from when
Speaker 5: I finished school to what.
Speaker 2: It is now. Patty? Are we putting the fast start
Speaker 2: to this year down to your leadership brother, now that
Speaker 2: you've now that you've taken the reins from Jolly seward
Speaker 2: six from six?
Speaker 3: Not bad, not bad.
Speaker 5: I think it's all that. I think I wouldn't taking
Speaker 5: any responsibility taking it from premiers from twenty twenty two
Speaker 5: to twelfth last year, so I'm happy to put my
Speaker 5: hand up this year.
Speaker 2: Guys.
Speaker 3: Hey, Patrick, can I ask you where you sit on
Speaker 3: the draw. It's fired up again after yesterday's cracking game.
Speaker 3: It was amazing to watch, but Lauren was there and
Speaker 3: even she said, just the vibe straight after that final Sigron,
Speaker 3: It's like, okay, all right, no team song, that's it,
Speaker 3: We're going home. Would you be up for a golden
Speaker 3: point extras on the game?
Speaker 5: I was always one where I got a result would
Speaker 5: be nice. I feel like everyone would like that. But
Speaker 5: having watched the game as a neutral observer yesterday, I
Speaker 5: sort of felt like the drawer was appropriate for that game.
Speaker 5: I mean, everyone leaves sort of yeah, a bit melancholy,
Speaker 5: but it just felt right like both teams had their
Speaker 5: momentum at different stages, had opportunities to win, and it
Speaker 5: is a uniqueness about our game. So I've sort of
Speaker 5: turned full circle on the drawer, and apart from obviously finals,
Speaker 5: I feel like it's a nice part of the game
Speaker 5: that you may send some a bit crazy at times
Speaker 5: and that drive home a bit ordinary. So I didn't
Speaker 5: mind it on the weekend.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know what you mean, because it did feel
Speaker 4: like yesterday neither of those teams deserved to lose. They
Speaker 4: left everything on the field, but as a footy player,
Speaker 4: if they bought in an extra ten minutes or five
Speaker 4: minutes each way or whatever, it might be Do you
Speaker 4: have anything left in your legs at the end of
Speaker 4: a match like that.
Speaker 5: Well, you just have to find a way and yeah,
Speaker 5: you do because you'd understand at the time we've got
Speaker 5: to extra time when you don't. And that's just sort
Speaker 5: of a setup. You feel like you've spent everything in
Speaker 5: the final few minutes because it's either going to be
Speaker 5: you know, you win, they win, or a drawer. But
Speaker 5: I think as an athlete, you just have to find
Speaker 5: that extra bit of energy. And you know, we actually
Speaker 5: prepare quite a bit for these sort of different scenarios
Speaker 5: because at some stage it's going to happen again. It
Speaker 5: might be in a final and you know what's the setup.
Speaker 5: It's unique in terms of you know, if you met
Speaker 5: each way and.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hey danger. Can I ask you another issue close
Speaker 2: to your heart and that is fishing. How are they
Speaker 2: biding it the main.
Speaker 3: That's my next question and where are they biting?
Speaker 5: Well, the big tuner are starting to come through Guynswer.
Speaker 5: They're working their way out from Pork McDonald's which is
Speaker 5: on the in Tavis Rabbit on the border, working out
Speaker 5: past Portland. So you get excited they'll be out.
Speaker 4: Season because I see you on your Instagram and you
Speaker 4: catch big fish. And Jason is also a keen fisherman
Speaker 4: who tends to catch goldfish. And that's about it.
Speaker 2: So is there anywhere with size laws?
Speaker 3: He doesn't know when to throw them back? No, excuse me,
Speaker 3: I don't keep undersized fish fingers. That's not the case.
Speaker 3: I've got got a little tinmy. I take two of
Speaker 3: my sons out. I'd like to go fishing in the bay.
Speaker 3: They always catch something. I just get a cold. What
Speaker 3: should I be using as bait? The frozen prawns at
Speaker 3: the serves still a thing out of your freezer?
Speaker 5: Well, give me how expensive?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Probably going something in a slightly different direction, but I
Speaker 5: reckon this time of the year, calamari from the servos yep,
Speaker 5: that tide change and the whiting fishing, Well, that's what
Speaker 5: I would recommend.
Speaker 4: What's the biggest fish you've ever caught?
Speaker 5: Patty one hundred and thirty five a couple of years
Speaker 5: ago in the front of Bell's Baits.
Speaker 3: Actually, no, you would have into.
Speaker 4: Talking about the biggest legend ever.
Speaker 5: Well, plenty of people are catching him now. It's it's
Speaker 5: a pretty interesting. Twenty years ago, the tuna population worldwide
Speaker 5: was five percent of what once was. That speaks to
Speaker 5: over fishing over one hundred and twenty years and now
Speaker 5: just under twenty.
Speaker 3: Wow. So the tuner tuna has been getting action as
Speaker 3: what you well, tuner having a good turn.
Speaker 5: Getting action and we've been more responsibly fishing for than that.
Speaker 2: It's one hundred and thirty four point five kilos more
Speaker 2: than you've ever.
Speaker 3: Really, you're catching that on a hand line, there no
Speaker 3: Roden rail right, Hey mate, good luck this weekend against
Speaker 3: the Blue Cats flying. Yeah, they're on far at the moment,
Speaker 3: absolutely on.
Speaker 2: Fine game for the Cats. Tickets through ticket tech or
Speaker 2: Gelong Cats dot com dot are you yeah?
Speaker 3: Grab memberships as well. Patrick Dangerfield joined us on the air.
Speaker 3: Cheers Patty, have a good weekend.
Speaker 5: Mate, Thanks guys and great to have you back on
Speaker 5: the airway.
Speaker 3: Appreciate that. Take an easy mate, Get out and support
Speaker 3: the Cats this weekend.
Speaker 4: Such a night. They seem like such a nice club.
Speaker 2: They're always doing good boys.
Speaker 4: They're a bit older as a team as well.
Speaker 3: Kids la WhatsApp jobs on that team.
Speaker 2: Isn't it?
Speaker 4: They're always doing family day things. I was with I
Speaker 4: don't know if I told you this last week I
Speaker 4: flet with Tom Hawkins to the Brisbane game, and it
Speaker 4: was only him and one of the younger players on
Speaker 4: the plane with us. The other the team had traveled
Speaker 4: earlier on a separate flight, and so we all jumped
Speaker 4: in a car together to go to the hotel. And
Speaker 4: Tom had something on in the morning, so he couldn't go.
Speaker 4: He'd been at the seventieth so he couldn't get on
Speaker 4: the team with everybody else or a seventy fifth or something.
Speaker 4: And I said to his teammate, how come you went
Speaker 4: on the team with the other guys, And he said, oh,
Speaker 4: I had an exam and Tom had been at the
Speaker 4: seventieth and he'd had an exam, And I was like,
Speaker 4: like school, exactly right. And then he said, I'm actually
Speaker 4: closer to Bell, who's Tom's oldest. I'm actually closer to
Speaker 4: Bell's age than Tom's age. Yeah, he was eighteen or
Speaker 4: something and Bell's eight and Tom's confused.
Speaker 3: Were they dressed up as old people that year they
Speaker 3: won the premiership or was it just then going out
Speaker 3: for drinks? Rebel Wilson, what was the what was the
Speaker 3: chapter about that we won't be able to read in
Speaker 3: the book.
Speaker 2: It's been it's been redacted, so it'll be out May
Speaker 2: the eighth, which is going to make for interesting reading
Speaker 2: minus the chapter.
Speaker 4: The book in other countries with that, apparently, Sir, I
Speaker 4: don't know how small the world is now, it's going
Speaker 4: to be pretty easy for us.
Speaker 3: I never thought I'd have to buy Rebel Wilson's book
Speaker 3: on the Black Market on the kindle.
Speaker 4: Let's get someone to send us pick of the pages.
Speaker 2: What's in it?
Speaker 4: Because now people are going to be most interested in
Speaker 4: that chapter.
Speaker 3: By Clint's eyes, he doesn't want us to ask anymore
Speaker 3: because he's got no idea.
Speaker 2: It's got something to do with I don't know Baron Sasha.
Speaker 4: Baron Cohen chapter I believes so I've only been taken
Speaker 4: out in Australia when he's British.
Speaker 3: He doesn't know the news. He's just the news guy.
Speaker 2: It's been redacted.
Speaker 4: Will you read that book?
Speaker 3: He hasn't ready his news. He's not going to read
Speaker 3: the book.
Speaker 2: I read the news, just didn't.
Speaker 4: Would you read absolutely no, I don't think i'd read.
Speaker 3: Hey, guys, we are heading back out and about today,
Speaker 3: are we ever? This is your chance to say hey?
Speaker 3: To win ten k. Basically every day Lauren, Clint and myself.
Speaker 3: We're going to different parts around Melbourne.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we want to meet you Melbourne.
Speaker 3: Oakley is where we're heading today. What's the cafe we're
Speaker 3: going to hit up?
Speaker 4: Nichos. Yeah, it just cakes then they do everything that
Speaker 4: need So there's one in fair Field as well, which
Speaker 4: is bigger, don't get you are and a bit like
Speaker 4: a restaurant, But we are going to the original formerly
Speaker 4: Oakley quality cakes changed to Nico's. Right their journey big fan.
Speaker 2: Okay, so the protein checks.
Speaker 4: You're waiting in the cart if you turn up to
Speaker 4: Nicos and ask someone from the Papoosa's family for a pro.
Speaker 3: Lovely family find you put it that way.
Speaker 4: Hey, Clint, Surprisingly, I listened to your news the other
Speaker 4: day the other day, not today. I haven't listened to
Speaker 4: a bit from today the other day, and something was
Speaker 4: in the news that caught my attention.
Speaker 2: The King has issued some new royal titles for Prince
Speaker 2: William and Princess Kate. Kate has been named the Royal
Speaker 2: Companion of the Order of the Companions of Honor. What
Speaker 2: about Wills? He was appointed Great Master of the Most
Speaker 2: Honorable Order of the Bath.
Speaker 4: What on earth does that mean it goes on.
Speaker 2: Queen Camilla, the Grand Master and first or Principal Dame
Speaker 2: Grand Cross of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire.
Speaker 3: Imagine how flashy that would look on the bottom of
Speaker 3: the EMA.
Speaker 2: Oh that's a good auto signature.
Speaker 4: On the business card, a title that businessmaker.
Speaker 2: I got business cards, of course you do.
Speaker 3: But you're nineteen ninety, nineteen seventy you were born.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're living in nineteen ninety still with the business cards.
Speaker 4: That is a ridiculous title though. But then we were
Speaker 4: talking after that about ridiculous titles people get given at work.
Speaker 4: My friend worked for this business and they decided they
Speaker 4: wanted to mix things up. They didn't want to have
Speaker 4: the hierarchy of like general managers, CEO, assistant manager, and
Speaker 4: so they said, we're going to give everyone like army titles,
Speaker 4: like there's going to be a commando and a lieutenant
Speaker 4: and a sergeant. And they were like, how are we
Speaker 4: ever going to go and get jobs after this with
Speaker 4: that on my CV?
Speaker 3: So does the general answer the phones is the general reception.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know what the receptionist was called.
Speaker 3: I used to have morale man as my email signature.
Speaker 3: Morale man, that was your job title.
Speaker 4: I'd give that. You wouldn't have lasted.
Speaker 2: Very long enough title, wasn't it.
Speaker 4: But people do have ridiculous, ridiculous titles at work. And
Speaker 4: I meet people around here too, and I'm like, so
Speaker 4: what do you do? And they told me their role
Speaker 4: and I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, what does that do you in sales? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Oh you're in sales, or if.
Speaker 3: You're a plumber, you might come up with some in
Speaker 3: a glorious little title for yourself. So you get down
Speaker 3: to it, it's like, oh, I don't know.
Speaker 4: What are the ridiculous titles out?
Speaker 2: Then?
Speaker 3: Melbourne thirteen twenty four ten to join us on the air.
Speaker 3: If you do that, I've got some free stuff to go,
Speaker 3: maybe a couple of bottles of wine. Soo lover Sonzo
Speaker 3: check the age of the winners this time right? Thirteen
Speaker 3: twenty four ten is our number? Do you have? Would
Speaker 3: you say a flashy job title?
Speaker 4: Yeah, an exaggerated work title, a flashy job a confusing,
Speaker 4: a confusing role name. Yeah, we'll try and work out
Speaker 4: what you actually do.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten. Do you have a flashy job title?
Speaker 3: Twanky job titles have you got a flashy one.
Speaker 2: It's all off the back of this job title. These
Speaker 2: titles handed out to Prince William and Catherine William. He's
Speaker 2: the Great Master of the most Honorable Order.
Speaker 4: Of the bath That's ridiculous.
Speaker 3: What does that mean?
Speaker 2: It's basically it was established back in seventeen twenty five.
Speaker 4: Does that mean he has to do kids bath time
Speaker 4: every night?
Speaker 2: Probably doesn't.
Speaker 4: Plenty of people handing out that to their partners if
Speaker 4: that's what it meant. But there are some weird, wacky
Speaker 4: and wonderful job titles out there. Let's go to Tommy
Speaker 4: from Sunbury. What's your work title?
Speaker 3: I was a cannon operator, but it was just for
Speaker 3: washing truck a cannon, but you washed trucks. Why were
Speaker 3: you holding the big gurney like high pressure hose or something.
Speaker 6: Yes, there was a high pressure hose that come out
Speaker 6: of the ground and they called it a cannon.
Speaker 4: That's it. That's a good one. I'm a cannon operader.
Speaker 4: You're a pressure washer, pressure washing satisfying.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's a good one. The cannon all right, not bad?
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty fourteen to join us on the air, What
Speaker 3: is your flashy job title?
Speaker 4: Anna Good? Morning. What's your job title?
Speaker 3: Anna?
Speaker 7: My job my job title was phone worker.
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: What industry were you in? Anna?
Speaker 7: Healthcare?
Speaker 8: Providing pair of think programs.
Speaker 7: Through Telly Health.
Speaker 9: Oh.
Speaker 3: Lauren was thinking more like.
Speaker 7: Exactly what a lot of us are thinking.
Speaker 4: About, because sometimes when I I don't have to write
Speaker 4: my job title down very often, except when you have
Speaker 4: to do that stupid little form for customs when you
Speaker 4: come into the country that God knows what they do
Speaker 4: with them.
Speaker 3: After you feel it, do you put on it? Entertainment here?
Speaker 6: I am.
Speaker 2: I put journalists online and further from the truth.
Speaker 3: That shows how legitimate those forms are.
Speaker 4: You could write it. Hop's checking those things. I don't
Speaker 4: know really an entertainer, yes, sir, I am.
Speaker 3: I'd be like, juggle, go on, do something before I
Speaker 3: let you into the country. Entertain me. Comedians love that.
Speaker 4: Prue, Good morning. What is your job title?
Speaker 8: Hi guys, I'm a peggy on a construction site.
Speaker 4: A peggy peggy. Okay, let's clean. Let's guess what a
Speaker 4: peggy does.
Speaker 3: It's talk about board right there, proe peggy it is?
Speaker 2: What does it?
Speaker 4: Well? I don't actually even know what does a peggy do?
Speaker 8: I clean, so I clean the smoco hats from the toilets,
Speaker 8: and in the old days it used to be somebody
Speaker 8: who had been injured on the site, somebody who had
Speaker 8: a peg leg or something like that.
Speaker 3: Really, so keeping up traditions, do you hubble or do you.
Speaker 4: And so everyone would know that on the job site
Speaker 4: if you said you arrived for checking or standing cards induction,
Speaker 4: safety induction, Yes.
Speaker 8: That's it they do.
Speaker 4: They do.
Speaker 8: Peggy knows all the information, you.
Speaker 4: Know, the gossip, and they would know. Every person on
Speaker 4: job site would know what a peggy was.
Speaker 3: The old best boy grip on a movie set.
Speaker 2: What's a grip?
Speaker 3: Best boy grip? The guys who put up the lights
Speaker 3: and stuff like that. The big boys.
Speaker 4: Why they call best boy. I don't know is the
Speaker 4: name best best boy group? That's ridiculous. Best boy me?
Speaker 3: I didn't.
Speaker 4: You're a girl?
Speaker 3: Well best best You're still.
Speaker 4: The person these days, yeah, probably best person. Darren from Packingham,
Speaker 4: good morning.
Speaker 7: Good morning.
Speaker 5: You are speaking with a sanitary engineer.
Speaker 3: Sanitary engineering. You drive the garbage truck, Am I right?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: Not the you drive the sanitary bins, the lady bins?
Speaker 2: Are you?
Speaker 3: You you shirt through out of recycling?
Speaker 4: No, you install toilets.
Speaker 7: Correct.
Speaker 4: Ah, here's a brother, a sanitary engineer.
Speaker 3: You know, as soon as I hear engineer, I go
Speaker 3: way too smart for me.
Speaker 4: Smart.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Satary started as a diver and finally got the
Speaker 3: sanitary engineer's diver. Isn't it the same thing?
Speaker 4: Yep, you've just you've just changed your title over the years.
Speaker 3: Well you used to unblock him, now you put them in.
Speaker 12: Machines.
Speaker 3: Everything technical a sent try in.
Speaker 4: You have a friend who drives a pood truck.
Speaker 3: Yes, I met him, friend of the show jes he
Speaker 3: theo truck. You know he's given up the Pooh truck,
Speaker 3: has he? Yeah, he's driving garbage bins because I rang
Speaker 3: him after I got the sticker of shame and said, hey,
Speaker 3: you guys got cameras in the back of the trucks
Speaker 3: and do they how do they know?
Speaker 4: How do they know?
Speaker 3: Well, he said, they've got a camera in the back
Speaker 3: of the truck, but it's only to look for like
Speaker 3: so where the bin gets emptied at the top of
Speaker 3: the garbage truck, there's a little camera. They're looking for
Speaker 3: gas bottles and bodies.
Speaker 2: So he went from Pooh trucks to garbage trucks.
Speaker 4: They're looking for gas bottles and bodies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're not allowed to throw at your gas bottle.
Speaker 4: I assume you're not allowed to throw a body.
Speaker 3: That's right, So that's right.
Speaker 4: Everything else. Knock yourself out.
Speaker 7: Lauren good on No.
Speaker 9: One hundred, l on socials