WEBVTT - The 'Barbie' Joke That Almost Didn't Make It On Air

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<v Speaker 1>Take a sip of your coffee, settle into your seats.

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<v Speaker 2>You make a good This is Adelaide's.

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<v Speaker 3>Jody and Hazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Wherever I want want to be, May's happening. I don't know. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>welcome to the podcast. Know what that means. The Monday

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<v Speaker 2>Morning joke off is alive and well. And when I

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<v Speaker 2>start live, well news read Abbey is just veering into

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<v Speaker 2>dangerous territory.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's not veering. She's like, just guned it.

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<v Speaker 2>She's waving from it too. She's proud of it too.

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<v Speaker 2>Floored it, Like, Abby, you're in area fifty one? What

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<v Speaker 2>are you doing there? She's like, come look at me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm I'm in the most prohibited zone on the planet.

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<v Speaker 2>Come join me.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't bad though, It's good. I have to admit

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<v Speaker 1>that good confidence case. And she was up and about enjoy.

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<v Speaker 4>Now that's a job.

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<v Speaker 2>That was a joke.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a joke, Jo, that's a terrible job.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we all agree that the best way to

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<v Speaker 2>start Monday is to just kick it off with a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit of humor.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, why not?

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<v Speaker 2>Why not?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, laugh you way cackle your way into your

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<v Speaker 1>Monday morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I feel sick. Why do you feel.

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<v Speaker 1>They get really nervous?

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<v Speaker 2>No good, so you should like, I mean your track realcord,

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<v Speaker 2>it's just so scratchy.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, it's been good the last few weeks. And

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<v Speaker 1>also I think the issue is is we have to

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<v Speaker 1>run our joke past the boss Josh, and he has

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<v Speaker 1>blatantly said to you that is unacceptable for radio, and

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<v Speaker 1>you're going, yeah, you're still running with it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, he's always he's not as relaxed as you should

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<v Speaker 2>be for this segment. We're supposed to be having fun. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>yet he just paces around the room. Is like sweat

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<v Speaker 2>beating off his forehead.

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<v Speaker 4>In the middle of the winter.

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<v Speaker 1>Has the handover the dump button. I'm pretty sure he's clenching,

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<v Speaker 1>he's doing his key guls.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, he's poor little shink.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the joke.

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<v Speaker 2>Going to kick things off already, and please participate this

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<v Speaker 2>as well. Send us a text and you know, I

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<v Speaker 2>ask your best joke in the morning for DOUBLEO No nine,

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<v Speaker 2>No on nine. Okay. I asked my wife to rate

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<v Speaker 2>my listening skills and she said, you're an eight on

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<v Speaker 2>a scale of ten. I still don't get why she

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<v Speaker 2>wanted me to urinate on a skeleton excuse me very much.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't understand it.

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<v Speaker 2>I've heard the feedback from ABS. You tell one good joke.

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<v Speaker 1>She's saying that like you're not a very good little

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<v Speaker 1>She's saying that you're not a very good listener. And

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<v Speaker 1>he says, I don't know why she wants me to

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<v Speaker 1>urinate on a skeleton.

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<v Speaker 4>But she said he was eight out of ten.

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<v Speaker 2>She said, you're an eight on a scale of ten.

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<v Speaker 2>But I interpreted that as she wanted me to urinate

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<v Speaker 2>on a skeleton.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't understand that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, are you serious?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't I don't anyway explain it to me in

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<v Speaker 1>the song okay, and my next miss hearing yeah essentially

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<v Speaker 1>was the bottom line.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So thank you Abby, thank you for man's playing

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<v Speaker 2>that you want to be a good joke. And bear

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<v Speaker 2>in mind, I'm in charge of the buttons.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, ready, you're ready. A woman gets on a bus

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<v Speaker 1>with her baby. The bus driver says, that's the ugliest

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<v Speaker 1>baby I've ever seen. The woman walks to the rear

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<v Speaker 1>of the bus and she sits down and she's fuming,

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<v Speaker 1>and she says to the man next to her that

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<v Speaker 1>driver just insulted me. And the man says, you go

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<v Speaker 1>up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold

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<v Speaker 1>your monkey for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Babies. A monkey jeers were on this morning, aren't we. Jeez,

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<v Speaker 2>we're on.

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<v Speaker 1>That's funny, Andrew, all right, that's what you got.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, let's finish save this.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. Why were there never any pregnant Barbies released? Why

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<v Speaker 1>were there never any pregnant Barbie's release?

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<v Speaker 4>Because Ken comes in another box.

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<v Speaker 1>It? Oh my god, I have just one joke off

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<v Speaker 1>because your jokes.

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<v Speaker 2>Are just for the sake of it. I don't get it.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you explain yourself? Haven't the tables turn? Baby? I

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<v Speaker 2>like this second. Getting back to the news room, Usually

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<v Speaker 2>we have Tom Rennan here ready to do the sports rap.

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<v Speaker 2>But I can't see him, which is an unusual. But

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<v Speaker 2>we don't think he's coming at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, normally he burst through the door with about eight

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<v Speaker 1>seconds before we're on air, but he's gone on a holidays.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought he got brutally fired. So, wow, the industry

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<v Speaker 2>moves quick, doesn't it. You've just got to watch your

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<v Speaker 2>backing radio.

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<v Speaker 1>You really, really do. You don't have to tell anyone

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<v Speaker 1>more than me that you know.

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<v Speaker 2>True, he's not here, So I thought you know, I'll

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<v Speaker 2>take the reins.

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<v Speaker 1>You're in charge. Finally, Okay, what do you want to start? Dog?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm still thinking about that little intro there. Well that's

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<v Speaker 2>starts with the showdown boy, he saw that coming in

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<v Speaker 2>for your board. Adelade's boort us fifty people one, twelve

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<v Speaker 2>to sixty five forty seven point win to the Crows. Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>wie and excuse me?

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<v Speaker 1>Does text Walker just keep getting better and better with age?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, at the age of he is now he's probably

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<v Speaker 2>almost locked in an Australian guns He's first. Yes, that

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<v Speaker 2>was a first Showdown medal and now he's still absolutely

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<v Speaker 2>in the mix for his first Coleman medal, only trailing

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<v Speaker 2>Charlie Kerner.

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<v Speaker 1>How many is Charlie in front of him?

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<v Speaker 2>Just a few?

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<v Speaker 1>There's a couple.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a great question, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Know, without notice too. And you're looking at me with daggers.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Charlie was pegging away like Charlie had to leave

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<v Speaker 2>about thirteen and all of a sudden Text went spang

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<v Speaker 2>keeps seven should have kicked eight as well, which would

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<v Speaker 2>have been a Showdown record.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, right?

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<v Speaker 2>Was it handed one off the ben keys a day?

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<v Speaker 2>Call for it?

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<v Speaker 1>CAZy CAZy settle down, Keysy and put his shirt on.

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<v Speaker 1>For God's sake?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you he's a good looking roaster Bankes he can

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<v Speaker 2>absolutely take that to bed. The result in your eyes?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean you reckon? You predicted this?

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<v Speaker 1>I did on Friday? Thank you? Just said you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you can never ever in a showdown. It doesn't matter

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<v Speaker 1>where you are on the ladder. You can come from anywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they changed.

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<v Speaker 1>They played for some real passion though the coroast didn't

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<v Speaker 1>they It's not strange that I predicted it.

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<v Speaker 4>I told you I've.

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<v Speaker 1>Got special AFL predicting powers in my waters.

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<v Speaker 2>Who's going to win the flag?

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<v Speaker 4>Then at this point Collingwood Collingwood.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so the team the ladder. So your big giant

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<v Speaker 2>prediction is that the team that's on top of the

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<v Speaker 2>ladder right now is going to win the flag?

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, okay, how do you do it?

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<v Speaker 3>All right?

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<v Speaker 2>You do it?

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<v Speaker 1>Seven twenty three, the thirty first of July twenty twenty three.

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<v Speaker 4>I predicted Collingwood will win the Grand Final.

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<v Speaker 2>Say something bold like I reckon, I reckon gold Coast

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<v Speaker 2>and make it run from it. That's super bold, will

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<v Speaker 2>you asked me? Yeah, I'm the big talking points coming

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<v Speaker 2>out of the game as well, in particular a head

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<v Speaker 2>collision between Lockie Jones and the Lea Lear. Both boys

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<v Speaker 2>look like they're worse for where when they hit the

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<v Speaker 2>deck and he went home and had a little hia

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<v Speaker 2>and we cleared to play again.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, it was very interesting, wasn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>It was interesting the medical stuff down there at Port

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<v Speaker 1>coming under fire. Yeah, they are so, rightfully so Andrew

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<v Speaker 1>Hay's going on a limb here, come on.

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<v Speaker 2>Then, Well, the follow up is that the AFL is

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<v Speaker 2>going to keep on investigating and they're going to be

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<v Speaker 2>in touch with Port over the next few days to

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<v Speaker 2>monitor these boys concussion like symptoms to see if there's

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<v Speaker 2>anything there. But obviously the memes are getting around and

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<v Speaker 2>everyone's saying who was the doctor? All that sort of stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Mark Visher, though, has an unbelievably good reputation. Right, well,

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<v Speaker 2>we can say, Okay, it's a big hit though, wasn't it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Oh my gosh, mid head collision, yeah ouch.

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<v Speaker 2>I've had a couple of those as well. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>do remember, I do having I do remember having one

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<v Speaker 2>in particular. And these things were done a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>different back in the day. Remember, one way I got

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<v Speaker 2>knocked out midair, hit the deck, got up and kept

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<v Speaker 2>on playing, and I reckon. By the time I staggered

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<v Speaker 2>to the boundary line, was going the wrong way. When

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<v Speaker 2>they straighten me up, became good, went back out, They

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<v Speaker 2>kept on playing. We had a good game, we won,

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<v Speaker 2>and I reckon. I went out that night and I reckon.

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<v Speaker 2>I would have gone home about four or five in

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<v Speaker 2>the morning. Yeah, Oh, there were different.

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<v Speaker 1>Times, Yes, weren't they.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I blame the concussion on too many drinks.

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<v Speaker 1>No side effects for you, though, which is good, isn't

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<v Speaker 1>It'd be a tipster this weekend, just gone with the

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<v Speaker 1>footy o my ridiculous Gold Coast getting over Brisbane. Who

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<v Speaker 1>saw that coming?

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<v Speaker 2>It's just ridiculous. I mean, oh, pretty much. There was

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<v Speaker 2>only a handful of games where the favorite actually won.

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<v Speaker 2>So Collingwood went down, Geelong went down, the Bulldogs went down.

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<v Speaker 2>These were all the favorites the lines. The Swan's won,

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<v Speaker 2>they were the favorites in that game. Obviously the Crows won,

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<v Speaker 2>they went the favorites. The Saints beat the Hawks, they

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<v Speaker 2>were the favorites. And then the Melbourne got the job.

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<v Speaker 2>But the Kangaroos went down to the Eagles. It's like,

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<v Speaker 2>how did that happen? I thought they were both going

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<v Speaker 2>to somehow lose.

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<v Speaker 1>How was there a winner in that game?

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<v Speaker 2>Which is ridiculous?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we need to talk about another sport please.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, let's talk about the cricket. How much have we

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<v Speaker 2>brought that up? Quite seriously though, Australian for a chance

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<v Speaker 2>to win this thing. So you're telling me there's a chance.

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<v Speaker 2>That's bloody dead, right I am. Yeah. Australia none for

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred and thirty five, need two forty nine runs

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<v Speaker 2>to win war to fifty eight, Usman sixty nine not out.

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<v Speaker 2>One day to play and it's not going to rain.

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<v Speaker 1>I tell you who should win the Ashes for winging?

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<v Speaker 1>And that's the poems, haven't they been carrying on? And

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to win this Test match just to

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<v Speaker 1>put a full stop on the fact that we are

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<v Speaker 1>the better side.

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<v Speaker 2>I just love how even if Australia does win the series,

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<v Speaker 2>in England's mind they won the series five zip.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it's the rain. No, it's not.

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<v Speaker 2>We're better than you, better at cricket on your home deck.

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<v Speaker 2>Cop that all right, let's talk some nepor thank you

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<v Speaker 2>very much.

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<v Speaker 4>Three games yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, three games the Australians, the Diamonds are won by

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<v Speaker 1>four thousand goals each and every game. It's going to

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<v Speaker 1>get tougher from here on in though. So they've played

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<v Speaker 1>the likes of Fiji and Tonga and et cetera, et cetera,

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<v Speaker 1>so we're always going to win those. But it's going

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<v Speaker 1>to get real when we face up against you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the likes of New Zealand traditional rivals.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, tong At a bit of a powerhouse in neborl.

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<v Speaker 4>The one court on one tongue in court.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I just got I got one question to ask

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<v Speaker 2>you as well.

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<v Speaker 1>No, don't be smarty pants.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, just in terms of scheduling the Netball World

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<v Speaker 2>Cup at the same time as the Fever Women's Worker, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Will never have you say a bad word against Netball Australia.

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<v Speaker 4>And it wasn't their idea, no, exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Very interesting. Australia the red hot favorites.

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<v Speaker 1>It's pretty tight. England also very very strong, and Jamaica

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<v Speaker 1>as well.

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<v Speaker 4>Jamaica have got half the Thunderbirds in their side.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Sterling et cetera. Tania Wilson, So yeah, it's going

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<v Speaker 1>to be a fascinating tournament. I don't know that we've

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<v Speaker 1>got our strongest side over there. I'm just going to

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<v Speaker 1>say that right now.

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<v Speaker 2>There you go, it's been said that a nice little

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<v Speaker 2>bit of netball chat from you. Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 1>You're welcome. Matilda's play tonight too.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes against Canada, Good luck against that. The Olympic Champs,

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<v Speaker 2>boy oh boy wowie.

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<v Speaker 1>The great deals and cheky getaways? What if dot com

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<v Speaker 1>has just the place winter Hardaway's great? But bring on springs,

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<v Speaker 1>jump on the water? If app to book hotels, apartments,

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<v Speaker 1>holiday rentals and more, what.

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<v Speaker 2>If it's Aussie for travel? Yes, we have two grand finalists.

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<v Speaker 1>Unbelievable stuff. And would you believe they're brothers?

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I mean water handbailing family. Michael and Lincoln

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<v Speaker 2>from Highgates Primary are going to be battling out support

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<v Speaker 2>Ada VT. We have thirteenth of August. Just before the

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<v Speaker 2>start of that game on a Sunday.

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<v Speaker 1>I genuinely cannot wait for the whole of Adelaide to

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<v Speaker 1>see these boys go head to head. They are ridiculously talented.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so I'm not sure like we saw some really

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<v Speaker 2>really good kids, yeah with all the schools that we saw. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but these kids. At one stage, I was watching these

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<v Speaker 2>guys batle like out and I couldn't even see the

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<v Speaker 2>ball was going that quick and you're like, is it

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<v Speaker 2>bouncing or not?

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<v Speaker 1>It was, and it's so low to the ground. Wasn't grubs,

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<v Speaker 1>Let's be clear about that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh. There were some controversial which was so

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<v Speaker 2>much so that when we got to the five stage

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<v Speaker 2>we required two Castanovas per game as double umpires.

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<v Speaker 1>Some people cutting up real rough about grubs, weren't they?

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<v Speaker 2>And we tried at the start of the tournament. This

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<v Speaker 2>was happening on Saturday. We really try to knuckle down

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<v Speaker 2>and say, look, there is a dissent rule. Yes, but

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<v Speaker 2>even the most lovely of kids sometimes I mean passion,

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<v Speaker 2>your heart rates are, but it all gets in the

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<v Speaker 2>way and sometimes just come to an ugly point.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all consuming, isn't it. But what I love about

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<v Speaker 1>this there's one thousand dollars for the winner, five hundred

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<v Speaker 1>dollars to the runner up. That cash is staying in

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<v Speaker 1>one family. That's good, That's amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>What an absolute handbulling fraternity.

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<v Speaker 4>That family is absolutely the pedigree.

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<v Speaker 2>The pedigree. Big thanks to McGain as well for putting

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<v Speaker 2>it all together and again real estate massive supporters of

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<v Speaker 2>local making difference all over essays selling it home. Then

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<v Speaker 2>trust me again.

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<v Speaker 1>Thirteenth A big shout out to Gussie, to our boy Guss,

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<v Speaker 1>who was the face and the voice of the handball competition.

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<v Speaker 1>He came first, he got knocked out just before the

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<v Speaker 1>finals and he was so upset.

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<v Speaker 4>Bless his heart. But he's going to be Wednesday Weather kids.

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<v Speaker 2>So hey, don't you worry as well. Gussy's going to

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<v Speaker 2>come back bigger and better and stronger next year.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, Gussy's going to have so much fortitude now

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<v Speaker 1>after this defeat, he'll come back and just go back.

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<v Speaker 2>And if you've seen happy Gilmour as well, this particular

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<v Speaker 2>scene where he doesn't quite make the hockey side, yeah

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<v Speaker 2>that's Gussy right now.

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<v Speaker 1>That is Gussy.

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<v Speaker 2>He's in training.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess reeking story this town is so we're seeing

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<v Speaker 1>is huge.

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<v Speaker 2>Seven shows.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, if you could stay awake until eleven thirty last

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<v Speaker 1>night and endure Darryl Summers's bizarre announcement of the gold Logi,

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<v Speaker 1>google it, you would know that Sonya Krueger is your

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<v Speaker 1>gold Logi winner. So the whole host of multiple Channel

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<v Speaker 1>seven Shows appeared a little bit overwhelmed as she took

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<v Speaker 1>to the stage to accept her first LOGI. She thanked

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<v Speaker 1>all the people on the show she currently hosts, including

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<v Speaker 1>Big Brother, Dancing with the Stars and The Voice. They

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<v Speaker 1>launched a pretty solid campaign for her on Your Sonya Thing,

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<v Speaker 1>but she had a bit of an awkward moment when

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<v Speaker 1>she spoke about the favorite to win the Gold LOGI,

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<v Speaker 1>Hamish Blake Cavalism.

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<v Speaker 5>Hamish and I have the same agent, Mark Clemens. He's

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<v Speaker 5>here tonight and I said to him, I said, Mark,

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<v Speaker 5>who did you vote for? Put him on the spot,

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<v Speaker 5>and he was like, well, Sonya, I think people are

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<v Speaker 5>a little over Hamish, and I went, no, Mark, surely

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<v Speaker 5>not no.

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<v Speaker 2>He he's the.

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<v Speaker 5>Odds on favorite to win, and he would no. And frankly,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm secretly hoping he'll leave the agency so I can

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<v Speaker 5>concentrate all of my efforts on you, Sonya.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just kidding. Obviously, Mark did not say that.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm paraphrasing Mark's word.

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<v Speaker 1>They flashed to Zoe Foster Blake, who is Hamish's wife,

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<v Speaker 1>and she looked very unimpressed at the joke. Ah I

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<v Speaker 1>was a red carpet for mission impossible once and Sonya

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<v Speaker 1>was hosting from there. I have never ever seen someone's

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<v Speaker 1>tresses being attended to so often, and her makeup but

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<v Speaker 1>it was like every three minutes they were just in there,

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<v Speaker 1>like fixing her hair, doing her makeup was extraordinary. Would

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<v Speaker 1>be exhausting.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that would be tough. I imagine that's tough getting

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<v Speaker 2>all the makeup done. So the campaign as well on

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<v Speaker 2>your sign That makes a lot of sense. Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Does that mean that there finally is Channel nine going

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<v Speaker 2>to stop campaigning for Tracy Grimshaw? How that she doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>work there anymore?

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<v Speaker 1>I think?

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<v Speaker 2>So what an effort that was over the years.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my goodness. Now Sampang delivered an epic opening monologue,

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<v Speaker 1>so a bit of a borderline sub joke that he

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<v Speaker 1>probably could have left out of it, but apart from that,

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<v Speaker 1>he got universal praise for his efforts. Haven't listened to

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<v Speaker 1>his gear? Him talking about the people that they asked

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<v Speaker 1>to host it before him.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that I was not Channel seven's first choice to

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<v Speaker 2>host that.

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<v Speaker 4>So let's go through the list of people Channel.

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<v Speaker 2>Seven asked that. So Hamish Blake said, no, thank you, Hamish,

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<v Speaker 2>I really appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 1>Made some of us have a mortgage.

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<v Speaker 2>It's very good. Right on through. MGM Boy said yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>I think the lawyer said.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, it's very good.

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<v Speaker 4>He was very good.

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<v Speaker 1>He must have. I thought like he was a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit nervous at the start, as you would be. The

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<v Speaker 1>whole eyes of Australia are on you, plus all your

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<v Speaker 1>peers in a live audience would be terrifying.

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<v Speaker 2>He's a gun. It's seriously and obviously it's going to

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<v Speaker 2>sound like I'm just batting for Channel seven here, but

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<v Speaker 2>the front path he is an absolute He's a giant

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<v Speaker 2>on there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's fantastic Mastership one best reality program. Well done,

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<v Speaker 1>and they paid tribute to Jockzonfrelow.

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<v Speaker 3>And as I stand here tonight, it's still hard to

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<v Speaker 3>believe that my met and our amazing judge job is

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<v Speaker 3>no longer with us. So big man, this is one

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<v Speaker 3>hundred percent.

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<v Speaker 2>They are the kids.

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<v Speaker 6>It's you tonight.

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<v Speaker 3>We are going to celebrate job style.

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<v Speaker 2>Please everybody give it.

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<v Speaker 1>Up for jobs, doesn't it? And if you want to

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<v Speaker 1>see a really good example of women hating on other women,

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<v Speaker 1>check out so Less Barber's pre logis post so she

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<v Speaker 1>put a photo of her in spanks and said, I

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<v Speaker 1>spent three hundred dollars on them. She's lost a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of weight, she looks beautiful, happy, healthy. Good for her,

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<v Speaker 1>but given she has made a career out of sort

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<v Speaker 1>of parodying, parodying supermodels, celebri instaposts, everyone's sort of now

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<v Speaker 1>turning on her because she's lost this weight and she

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<v Speaker 1>looks really good.

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<v Speaker 4>Can I read some of the comments?

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<v Speaker 1>They're awful? Someone said, zempic is a hell of a

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<v Speaker 1>drug all the time, a little more obsessed with looking skinny,

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<v Speaker 1>and like everyone you used to make fun of, have

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<v Speaker 1>you been trying to lose weight? Or you're smaller and

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<v Speaker 1>smaller every time I see photos of you? And then

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<v Speaker 1>someone like people started to bite back. Then, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>you women in the comments are the reason where the

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<v Speaker 1>worst to each other. It's there were seven hundred comments,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's just depressing to read them.

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<v Speaker 2>To be honest, ladies, ladies, can't we all just get along?

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<v Speaker 1>Can't we all just be happy for one another, like

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<v Speaker 1>everyone's on their own journey, relaxed.

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<v Speaker 2>How good social media?

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<v Speaker 1>So good?

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't it good for feedback?

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<v Speaker 4>Isn't it not a hot bit of hate at all?

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<v Speaker 2>Imagine losing weight and becoming healthy and healthy and getting

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<v Speaker 2>smashed for it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's amazing stuff, isn't it. Anyway, Logi's big night

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<v Speaker 1>had by all.

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<v Speaker 2>There you go? What about this? Subway Restaurant and Subway

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<v Speaker 2>in America have announced that one lucky customer who legally

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<v Speaker 2>changes their first name to Subway will be rewarded with

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<v Speaker 2>free Deli Hero subs for life.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no one's doing that.

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<v Speaker 2>Finally, a competition we can all get around goes for

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<v Speaker 2>a few days August first to August fourth. Winning contestant

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<v Speaker 2>just needs to regret the name to change the name.

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<v Speaker 2>If randomly selected. The company said it will reimburse the

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<v Speaker 2>winner for legal and processing costs connected with the same

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<v Speaker 2>with the name change. So I love as well that

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<v Speaker 2>they've gone and like, oh no, you can do this,

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<v Speaker 2>Like they've switched around a bit of gas lighting, like

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<v Speaker 2>we're going to select one lucky customer where you get

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<v Speaker 2>to change your name to Subway.

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<v Speaker 1>At least they didn't make it, you know, change your

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<v Speaker 1>name to two A melt or something like, Hello Tuna

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<v Speaker 1>Melt speaking, Hello Teriarchy jigged, Hello.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello Meatball speaks. Is that mister Meatball? Sure? Is that

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<v Speaker 2>going to help you.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to be it'll cost you extra.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, bitter avocado, I've got a sinking thirteen twenty fourteen,

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<v Speaker 2>get involved. When have you changed or nearly changed your name?

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<v Speaker 2>I know it's a niche. I know it's a niche.

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<v Speaker 1>So niche. No one's going to call in and say

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<v Speaker 1>I changed my name.

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<v Speaker 2>I reckon. There's people that have been close to changing

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<v Speaker 2>their name, and I've almost looked up the process. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>because so for example, in my school system, and don't

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<v Speaker 2>ask me why, but the name Jed, it was like

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<v Speaker 2>that was a that was a term of insult, Like

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<v Speaker 2>I get like a Karen. Yeah, like that guy is

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<v Speaker 2>such a Jed. Really, So you've got Jed and you've

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<v Speaker 2>also got Nigel. I know a couple of Nogels as well. Yeah, great, guys.

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<v Speaker 1>If you were if you're a Karen or a Nigel,

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<v Speaker 1>you'd probably look at it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but Jed in our sort of school system for

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<v Speaker 2>whatever reason, and we used to joke about it and

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<v Speaker 2>be like, oh jeez, it's tough if your name's Jed. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>there's a lot of prominent Jed's.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah there is, yeah, Jed mcintee.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, exactly I did.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean reasons known only to you. Why that was

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<v Speaker 1>insulting to be called Jed.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even know why. It just was okay you

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<v Speaker 2>were I mean you changed your name originally.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but only because I got Yeah. I saw I

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<v Speaker 1>was Williams and then got married became a Bluish.

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<v Speaker 2>But he didn't change it back.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I didn't for a long time, actually, until I

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<v Speaker 1>got married, because I didn't want to have a different

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<v Speaker 1>surname to Taylor, so I wanted I didn't want to

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<v Speaker 1>have a different surname to my child. That just seems wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought you made name was Hooker. Shout out to

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<v Speaker 2>the hookers out there. LJ. Hooker, You're the bear.

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<v Speaker 1>Something wrong with you? Thirteen, twenty four ten. No one's

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<v Speaker 1>going to call I can promise you that, so I

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<v Speaker 1>have a think about what you want to do to

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<v Speaker 1>fill the space in the next three or four minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>No one's going to call in and say I change

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<v Speaker 1>my name.

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<v Speaker 2>It's almost turning into like a Battle of the Banger's type.

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<v Speaker 2>Competitive situation proved wrong. Give us a call thirty twenty fourteen.

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<v Speaker 1>We will put you in the running for the Winter

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<v Speaker 1>Weekend Escapes if you have changed your name, but I

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<v Speaker 1>highly doubt it.

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<v Speaker 2>If you've changed name, or you're close and you even

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<v Speaker 2>looked up the process, that's the reason and the rules.

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<v Speaker 6>Now.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, because if you're really close to changing your name,

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<v Speaker 2>you're right on the edge.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, just online one. I think we've got a call

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<v Speaker 1>from Tuna Melt.

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<v Speaker 2>Tuna Melt from Morson Lakes. Let's go to Melinda in

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<v Speaker 2>the Adelaide. Here was good morning, Melinda, good.

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<v Speaker 1>Morning, good morning. Have you changed name?

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<v Speaker 6>No, but my grandfather did, and it affected do I'm married.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I didn't know he was my grandfather because my

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<v Speaker 6>dad was adopted. Yeah, but when I was a teenager,

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<v Speaker 6>I found out my dad's from the certificate had a

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<v Speaker 6>man named Buck Stevens of his father which my grandmother

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<v Speaker 6>had married and then remarried. But as an adult I

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<v Speaker 6>found out later that he actually changed his name from

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<v Speaker 6>Frederick Stackler to Buck Stephens.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, Okay.

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<v Speaker 6>The weird part was is I had married a man

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<v Speaker 6>who was from a German family, the Stecklers. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 6>then when we looked at the family tree, Frederick Stackler

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<v Speaker 6>was from a man who had immigrated from Germany and

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<v Speaker 6>when they immigrated over they changed it from Steckler in

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<v Speaker 6>spelling to Stackler And in fact I married.

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<v Speaker 2>My cousin of course.

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<v Speaker 6>But yeah, I found out that like of seven brothers,

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<v Speaker 6>one of them went to America, and you know, his

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<v Speaker 6>grandson changed his name and I'm his granddaughter. And then

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<v Speaker 6>I came to Australia and married a man whose family

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<v Speaker 6>from Germany with.

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<v Speaker 1>The same he still married Melinda.

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<v Speaker 6>Twenty three years.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Wow, Okay, have.

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<v Speaker 2>You ever resided in Tasmania.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably not do some real work on ancestry dot com too, Melida.

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<v Speaker 6>No, my family and my and my mother in law.

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<v Speaker 6>She was very excited. She was so happy that he

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<v Speaker 6>married somebody with Guman line. Well yeah, so yeah, change

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<v Speaker 6>your name. You should probably let people know why and

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<v Speaker 6>who and your family is where they get married.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Melinda, we're going to send you, well, we're going

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<v Speaker 1>to put you in the running for the winter weekend

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<v Speaker 1>Eskate with your cousin because.

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<v Speaker 2>Very good stuff. Oh goodness me, roads of dangerous. If

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<v Speaker 2>you can't remember last time you had your break check,

0:23:52.880 --> 0:23:54.800
<v Speaker 2>it's been too long. Don't wait for one three hundred

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<v Speaker 2>auto masters today. So there you go. For different reasons

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<v Speaker 2>sometimes people change their names.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's true.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you surprised and get harder on the has mainything. No,

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<v Speaker 2>you're rolling your eyther for it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, mate, I saw it coming from eight hundred meters away.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I've been saying this forever. Now it's official. Keep

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<v Speaker 2>on watching the skies.

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<v Speaker 1>It's happened.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's what a big week it's been for the

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<v Speaker 2>alien watches out there?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Confirmed. Last week, UFO whistleblower David Gruche told Congress the

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<v Speaker 2>US government has uncovered extraterrestrial bodies in spaceships and crash heights,

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<v Speaker 2>and the Internet responded, I'd say pretty accordingly. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think we've responded hard enough on this. It's huge. Yeah.

0:24:40.760 --> 0:24:43.960
<v Speaker 2>Are we just so desensitized with all this stuff now? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I think if you're anything like me,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like thinking about what's out there because it

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<v Speaker 1>scares me. Because I don't want to be invaded as

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<v Speaker 1>a planet and as a species.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't want to be probe I don't want to.

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<v Speaker 4>After the weekend I've had.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe all the aliens are really nice, may bring you love,

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<v Speaker 2>or maybe they take you away into little spaceships and

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<v Speaker 2>they probe your probe. Nobody no one on Mondays.

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<v Speaker 1>And then they do that thing where they make you

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<v Speaker 1>forget that you've been probed.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and then you wake up and you're like Jesus

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<v Speaker 2>bums a bit so the aliens there, and you're like,

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<v Speaker 2>what happened last night? He just shrucks his shoulders. He's like, nothing, mate,

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<v Speaker 2>nothing happened. Next question, bring you love?

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, that's a special.

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<v Speaker 2>Kind of love's just come out of nowhere. Makes you

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<v Speaker 2>think that, doesn't that When you look around us since society,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe some of the celebrities as well, Are there any

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<v Speaker 2>aliens amongst us? Do you reckon?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I don't know. What do you think?

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<v Speaker 2>I reckon? That probably is I've got I've been thinking

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<v Speaker 2>about this for a while. I've got a top three

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<v Speaker 2>for you. I reckon people who classified as humans who

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<v Speaker 2>are probably in fact aliens.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, but they look like humans, They look like.

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<v Speaker 2>Humans, and they have human characteristics.

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<v Speaker 1>But you think they're from Mars.

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<v Speaker 2>I think they might be in disguise and they're aliens

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<v Speaker 2>stressed up as humans.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, or Saturn or Pluto or maybe who knows or

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<v Speaker 1>the other one that works in with being probed.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Urutif it's a planet, it's a planet. A number

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<v Speaker 2>one Steve Smith. Steve Smith's got some strains movements, doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>he some strange amounnerisms the way he carries himself, And

0:26:32.600 --> 0:26:35.440
<v Speaker 2>don't worry. They could be really really good, like these

0:26:35.480 --> 0:26:37.760
<v Speaker 2>elite humans. It maybe they're too good for their own selves.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's where you go, Well, maybe the guy's just

0:26:39.440 --> 0:26:43.200
<v Speaker 2>an alien. But Steve Smith just sort of moves around

0:26:43.240 --> 0:26:44.560
<v Speaker 2>a bit differently.

0:26:44.720 --> 0:26:47.560
<v Speaker 1>You've scored so many runs that you're from out of space.

0:26:47.880 --> 0:26:50.960
<v Speaker 2>Just his habits in between in between shots as well,

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<v Speaker 2>just how OCD is with things. Steve Smith absolutely could

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<v Speaker 2>be one. Kanye West, He's definitely an alien. That's alien talk.

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<v Speaker 1>He could be one just because he gives zero fs

0:27:06.160 --> 0:27:08.960
<v Speaker 1>about anything ever, you know what I mean, Like he

0:27:09.119 --> 0:27:10.760
<v Speaker 1>just does what Kanne wants to do.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, maybe maybe that makes sense.

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<v Speaker 2>The other one for me is Peers Moore. He's an

0:27:16.000 --> 0:27:19.080
<v Speaker 2>alien and he's been sent from another planet to piss

0:27:19.119 --> 0:27:23.320
<v Speaker 2>off everyone. It's a giant experiment that the aliens are

0:27:23.359 --> 0:27:25.480
<v Speaker 2>having and they're taking the absolute mickey out of us

0:27:25.480 --> 0:27:27.960
<v Speaker 2>because they've sent us. Piers Morgan. I don't think people

0:27:27.960 --> 0:27:29.240
<v Speaker 2>in England even like Peas Moore.

0:27:29.359 --> 0:27:32.960
<v Speaker 1>He's like the English cane corns, Like he deliberately just

0:27:33.000 --> 0:27:34.800
<v Speaker 1>says things just to antagonize.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd rather listen to cane corns.

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<v Speaker 1>You got one, Yeah, I think Pete Davison, you know,

0:27:41.640 --> 0:27:45.440
<v Speaker 1>the guy Saturday Night Live's a really unusual looking cat

0:27:45.600 --> 0:27:49.240
<v Speaker 1>but also managers to snag the hottest women on the planet.

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<v Speaker 2>So if those other aliens that you talk about have

0:27:51.640 --> 0:27:54.320
<v Speaker 2>got those little things that make you forget things, has

0:27:54.400 --> 0:27:57.399
<v Speaker 2>Pete Davis has got some kind of special wand that

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<v Speaker 2>he's waving in front of the best looking and the

0:27:59.640 --> 0:28:01.680
<v Speaker 2>highest profile women's celebrities on the planets.

0:28:01.680 --> 0:28:03.400
<v Speaker 1>And the one goes, you think I'm hot?

0:28:03.480 --> 0:28:05.800
<v Speaker 2>You think I haven't look at me? How you know?

0:28:07.000 --> 0:28:09.960
<v Speaker 2>I mean, statistically, it's not what these elite looking women

0:28:10.000 --> 0:28:12.120
<v Speaker 2>would go for. But here we are, here we are.

0:28:12.720 --> 0:28:15.960
<v Speaker 1>I think he must be like women love funny men

0:28:16.200 --> 0:28:20.359
<v Speaker 1>or funny aliens, right, So that just must blind women

0:28:20.480 --> 0:28:23.080
<v Speaker 1>everywhere like, oh you're so funny, but come here, it's

0:28:23.119 --> 0:28:25.600
<v Speaker 1>not me. It's normal.

0:28:25.840 --> 0:28:27.679
<v Speaker 2>That's how it works. Have you got one as well?

0:28:27.680 --> 0:28:29.359
<v Speaker 2>A textas through who do you think might be just

0:28:29.400 --> 0:28:32.600
<v Speaker 2>an alien undercover? I fall double nine? No, my nine.

0:28:32.640 --> 0:28:33.639
<v Speaker 2>Let's just expose them all.

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<v Speaker 1>I Bring you Love.

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<v Speaker 2>I had a lot of fun today, had all sorts

0:28:38.160 --> 0:28:41.520
<v Speaker 2>of things from aliens, I bring you love, to all

0:28:41.560 --> 0:28:43.600
<v Speaker 2>the goss from the logis. It's begun.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a big going around, wasn't there?

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<v Speaker 2>It was really good. I guess what?

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<v Speaker 1>By the way?

0:28:48.800 --> 0:28:54.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, gold, good stuff. Speech again, things that were different.

0:28:54.560 --> 0:28:56.680
<v Speaker 1>Maybe she wouldn't have had a Greg and Hamish Blake,

0:28:56.680 --> 0:28:57.920
<v Speaker 1>the world's most popular bloke.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, the most beautifu a person on the planet.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, what are you trying to do? You're trying

0:29:02.720 --> 0:29:03.320
<v Speaker 2>to shoot a baby?

0:29:03.440 --> 0:29:06.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And if you're getting a desk from Hamish's wife Zoey,

0:29:06.840 --> 0:29:10.000
<v Speaker 1>then you know you've said something because she seems lovely.

0:29:10.200 --> 0:29:11.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I guess what's back tomorrow?

0:29:12.320 --> 0:29:12.560
<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it? Song? Songs? No? I don't want to don't.

0:29:14.960 --> 0:29:16.240
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to think about it because I start

0:29:16.240 --> 0:29:17.160
<v Speaker 1>getting anxious already.

0:29:17.320 --> 0:29:18.280
<v Speaker 2>You're really good at it.

0:29:18.480 --> 0:29:18.880
<v Speaker 1>No, I'm not.

0:29:19.360 --> 0:29:20.520
<v Speaker 2>You're actually quite good at it.

0:29:20.600 --> 0:29:22.880
<v Speaker 1>No, because what I do is I know the lyrics

0:29:22.920 --> 0:29:24.400
<v Speaker 1>to the songs, and I start singing them and then

0:29:24.440 --> 0:29:27.560
<v Speaker 1>I literally hand you the name of the song on

0:29:27.600 --> 0:29:28.120
<v Speaker 1>a plaster.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I appreciate that, and.

0:29:29.480 --> 0:29:31.240
<v Speaker 1>Then you pick up the bits on the platter and go,

0:29:32.480 --> 0:29:32.800
<v Speaker 1>I'll win.

0:29:32.960 --> 0:29:35.200
<v Speaker 2>I see things a little bit differently for that version

0:29:35.240 --> 0:29:38.720
<v Speaker 2>of events, but that's okay. It's a little bit competitive.

0:29:38.800 --> 0:29:40.280
<v Speaker 1>We don't have to agree on everything.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all right, So make sure you catch up on

0:29:42.520 --> 0:29:43.120
<v Speaker 2>the podcast.