Speaker 1: Take a sip of your coffee, settle into your seats.
Speaker 2: You make a good This is Adelaide's.
Speaker 3: Jody and Hazy.
Speaker 2: Wherever I want want to be, May's happening. I don't know. Well,
Speaker 2: welcome to the podcast. Know what that means. The Monday
Speaker 2: Morning joke off is alive and well. And when I
Speaker 2: start live, well news read Abbey is just veering into
Speaker 2: dangerous territory.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not veering. She's like, just guned it.
Speaker 2: She's waving from it too. She's proud of it too.
Speaker 2: Floored it, Like, Abby, you're in area fifty one? What
Speaker 2: are you doing there? She's like, come look at me.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm in the most prohibited zone on the planet.
Speaker 2: Come join me.
Speaker 1: It wasn't bad though, It's good. I have to admit
Speaker 1: that good confidence case. And she was up and about enjoy.
Speaker 4: Now that's a job.
Speaker 2: That was a joke.
Speaker 4: That's a joke, Jo, that's a terrible job.
Speaker 2: I think we all agree that the best way to
Speaker 2: start Monday is to just kick it off with a
Speaker 2: little bit of humor.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why not?
Speaker 2: Why not?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, laugh you way cackle your way into your
Speaker 1: Monday morning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel sick. Why do you feel.
Speaker 1: They get really nervous?
Speaker 2: No good, so you should like, I mean your track realcord,
Speaker 2: it's just so scratchy.
Speaker 1: Come on, it's been good the last few weeks. And
Speaker 1: also I think the issue is is we have to
Speaker 1: run our joke past the boss Josh, and he has
Speaker 1: blatantly said to you that is unacceptable for radio, and
Speaker 1: you're going, yeah, you're still running with it.
Speaker 2: Yes, he's always he's not as relaxed as you should
Speaker 2: be for this segment. We're supposed to be having fun. Yeah,
Speaker 2: yet he just paces around the room. Is like sweat
Speaker 2: beating off his forehead.
Speaker 4: In the middle of the winter.
Speaker 1: Has the handover the dump button. I'm pretty sure he's clenching,
Speaker 1: he's doing his key guls.
Speaker 2: I mean, he's poor little shink.
Speaker 1: That's the joke.
Speaker 2: Going to kick things off already, and please participate this
Speaker 2: as well. Send us a text and you know, I
Speaker 2: ask your best joke in the morning for DOUBLEO No nine,
Speaker 2: No on nine. Okay. I asked my wife to rate
Speaker 2: my listening skills and she said, you're an eight on
Speaker 2: a scale of ten. I still don't get why she
Speaker 2: wanted me to urinate on a skeleton excuse me very much.
Speaker 1: I don't understand it.
Speaker 2: I've heard the feedback from ABS. You tell one good joke.
Speaker 1: She's saying that like you're not a very good little
Speaker 1: She's saying that you're not a very good listener. And
Speaker 1: he says, I don't know why she wants me to
Speaker 1: urinate on a skeleton.
Speaker 4: But she said he was eight out of ten.
Speaker 2: She said, you're an eight on a scale of ten.
Speaker 2: But I interpreted that as she wanted me to urinate
Speaker 2: on a skeleton.
Speaker 1: I don't understand that.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, are you serious?
Speaker 1: I don't I don't anyway explain it to me in
Speaker 1: the song okay, and my next miss hearing yeah essentially
Speaker 1: was the bottom line.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So thank you Abby, thank you for man's playing
Speaker 2: that you want to be a good joke. And bear
Speaker 2: in mind, I'm in charge of the buttons.
Speaker 1: Okay, ready, you're ready. A woman gets on a bus
Speaker 1: with her baby. The bus driver says, that's the ugliest
Speaker 1: baby I've ever seen. The woman walks to the rear
Speaker 1: of the bus and she sits down and she's fuming,
Speaker 1: and she says to the man next to her that
Speaker 1: driver just insulted me. And the man says, you go
Speaker 1: up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold
Speaker 1: your monkey for you.
Speaker 2: Babies. A monkey jeers were on this morning, aren't we. Jeez,
Speaker 2: we're on.
Speaker 1: That's funny, Andrew, all right, that's what you got.
Speaker 2: Come on, let's finish save this.
Speaker 1: Okay. Why were there never any pregnant Barbies released? Why
Speaker 1: were there never any pregnant Barbie's release?
Speaker 4: Because Ken comes in another box.
Speaker 1: It? Oh my god, I have just one joke off
Speaker 1: because your jokes.
Speaker 2: Are just for the sake of it. I don't get it.
Speaker 2: Can you explain yourself? Haven't the tables turn? Baby? I
Speaker 2: like this second. Getting back to the news room, Usually
Speaker 2: we have Tom Rennan here ready to do the sports rap.
Speaker 2: But I can't see him, which is an unusual. But
Speaker 2: we don't think he's coming at all.
Speaker 1: Well, normally he burst through the door with about eight
Speaker 1: seconds before we're on air, but he's gone on a holidays.
Speaker 2: I thought he got brutally fired. So, wow, the industry
Speaker 2: moves quick, doesn't it. You've just got to watch your
Speaker 2: backing radio.
Speaker 1: You really, really do. You don't have to tell anyone
Speaker 1: more than me that you know.
Speaker 2: True, he's not here, So I thought you know, I'll
Speaker 2: take the reins.
Speaker 1: You're in charge. Finally, Okay, what do you want to start? Dog?
Speaker 2: I'm still thinking about that little intro there. Well that's
Speaker 2: starts with the showdown boy, he saw that coming in
Speaker 2: for your board. Adelade's boort us fifty people one, twelve
Speaker 2: to sixty five forty seven point win to the Crows. Wow,
Speaker 2: wie and excuse me?
Speaker 1: Does text Walker just keep getting better and better with age?
Speaker 2: Well, at the age of he is now he's probably
Speaker 2: almost locked in an Australian guns He's first. Yes, that
Speaker 2: was a first Showdown medal and now he's still absolutely
Speaker 2: in the mix for his first Coleman medal, only trailing
Speaker 2: Charlie Kerner.
Speaker 1: How many is Charlie in front of him?
Speaker 2: Just a few?
Speaker 1: There's a couple.
Speaker 2: It's a great question, I.
Speaker 1: Know, without notice too. And you're looking at me with daggers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Charlie was pegging away like Charlie had to leave
Speaker 2: about thirteen and all of a sudden Text went spang
Speaker 2: keeps seven should have kicked eight as well, which would
Speaker 2: have been a Showdown record.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right?
Speaker 2: Was it handed one off the ben keys a day?
Speaker 2: Call for it?
Speaker 1: CAZy CAZy settle down, Keysy and put his shirt on.
Speaker 1: For God's sake?
Speaker 2: Can you he's a good looking roaster Bankes he can
Speaker 2: absolutely take that to bed. The result in your eyes?
Speaker 2: I mean you reckon? You predicted this?
Speaker 1: I did on Friday? Thank you? Just said you know,
Speaker 1: you can never ever in a showdown. It doesn't matter
Speaker 1: where you are on the ladder. You can come from anywhere.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they changed.
Speaker 1: They played for some real passion though the coroast didn't
Speaker 1: they It's not strange that I predicted it.
Speaker 4: I told you I've.
Speaker 1: Got special AFL predicting powers in my waters.
Speaker 2: Who's going to win the flag?
Speaker 4: Then at this point Collingwood Collingwood.
Speaker 2: Okay, so the team the ladder. So your big giant
Speaker 2: prediction is that the team that's on top of the
Speaker 2: ladder right now is going to win the flag?
Speaker 1: Yep, okay, how do you do it?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: You do it?
Speaker 1: Seven twenty three, the thirty first of July twenty twenty three.
Speaker 4: I predicted Collingwood will win the Grand Final.
Speaker 2: Say something bold like I reckon, I reckon gold Coast
Speaker 2: and make it run from it. That's super bold, will
Speaker 2: you asked me? Yeah, I'm the big talking points coming
Speaker 2: out of the game as well, in particular a head
Speaker 2: collision between Lockie Jones and the Lea Lear. Both boys
Speaker 2: look like they're worse for where when they hit the
Speaker 2: deck and he went home and had a little hia
Speaker 2: and we cleared to play again.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Right, it was very interesting, wasn't it.
Speaker 1: It was interesting the medical stuff down there at Port
Speaker 1: coming under fire. Yeah, they are so, rightfully so Andrew
Speaker 1: Hay's going on a limb here, come on.
Speaker 2: Then, Well, the follow up is that the AFL is
Speaker 2: going to keep on investigating and they're going to be
Speaker 2: in touch with Port over the next few days to
Speaker 2: monitor these boys concussion like symptoms to see if there's
Speaker 2: anything there. But obviously the memes are getting around and
Speaker 2: everyone's saying who was the doctor? All that sort of stuff.
Speaker 2: Mark Visher, though, has an unbelievably good reputation. Right, well,
Speaker 2: we can say, Okay, it's a big hit though, wasn't it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Oh my gosh, mid head collision, yeah ouch.
Speaker 2: I've had a couple of those as well. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: do remember, I do having I do remember having one
Speaker 2: in particular. And these things were done a little bit
Speaker 2: different back in the day. Remember, one way I got
Speaker 2: knocked out midair, hit the deck, got up and kept
Speaker 2: on playing, and I reckon. By the time I staggered
Speaker 2: to the boundary line, was going the wrong way. When
Speaker 2: they straighten me up, became good, went back out, They
Speaker 2: kept on playing. We had a good game, we won,
Speaker 2: and I reckon. I went out that night and I reckon.
Speaker 2: I would have gone home about four or five in
Speaker 2: the morning. Yeah, Oh, there were different.
Speaker 1: Times, Yes, weren't they.
Speaker 2: Yes, I blame the concussion on too many drinks.
Speaker 1: No side effects for you, though, which is good, isn't
Speaker 1: It'd be a tipster this weekend, just gone with the
Speaker 1: footy o my ridiculous Gold Coast getting over Brisbane. Who
Speaker 1: saw that coming?
Speaker 2: It's just ridiculous. I mean, oh, pretty much. There was
Speaker 2: only a handful of games where the favorite actually won.
Speaker 2: So Collingwood went down, Geelong went down, the Bulldogs went down.
Speaker 2: These were all the favorites the lines. The Swan's won,
Speaker 2: they were the favorites in that game. Obviously the Crows won,
Speaker 2: they went the favorites. The Saints beat the Hawks, they
Speaker 2: were the favorites. And then the Melbourne got the job.
Speaker 2: But the Kangaroos went down to the Eagles. It's like,
Speaker 2: how did that happen? I thought they were both going
Speaker 2: to somehow lose.
Speaker 1: How was there a winner in that game?
Speaker 2: Which is ridiculous?
Speaker 1: Okay, we need to talk about another sport please.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's talk about the cricket. How much have we
Speaker 2: brought that up? Quite seriously though, Australian for a chance
Speaker 2: to win this thing. So you're telling me there's a chance.
Speaker 2: That's bloody dead, right I am. Yeah. Australia none for
Speaker 2: one hundred and thirty five, need two forty nine runs
Speaker 2: to win war to fifty eight, Usman sixty nine not out.
Speaker 2: One day to play and it's not going to rain.
Speaker 1: I tell you who should win the Ashes for winging?
Speaker 1: And that's the poems, haven't they been carrying on? And
Speaker 1: I just want to win this Test match just to
Speaker 1: put a full stop on the fact that we are
Speaker 1: the better side.
Speaker 2: I just love how even if Australia does win the series,
Speaker 2: in England's mind they won the series five zip.
Speaker 1: Oh it's the rain. No, it's not.
Speaker 2: We're better than you, better at cricket on your home deck.
Speaker 2: Cop that all right, let's talk some nepor thank you
Speaker 2: very much.
Speaker 4: Three games yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, three games the Australians, the Diamonds are won by
Speaker 1: four thousand goals each and every game. It's going to
Speaker 1: get tougher from here on in though. So they've played
Speaker 1: the likes of Fiji and Tonga and et cetera, et cetera,
Speaker 1: so we're always going to win those. But it's going
Speaker 1: to get real when we face up against you know,
Speaker 1: the likes of New Zealand traditional rivals.
Speaker 2: Yeah, tong At a bit of a powerhouse in neborl.
Speaker 4: The one court on one tongue in court.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just got I got one question to ask
Speaker 2: you as well.
Speaker 1: No, don't be smarty pants.
Speaker 2: No, no, just in terms of scheduling the Netball World
Speaker 2: Cup at the same time as the Fever Women's Worker, I.
Speaker 1: Will never have you say a bad word against Netball Australia.
Speaker 4: And it wasn't their idea, no, exactly.
Speaker 2: Very interesting. Australia the red hot favorites.
Speaker 1: It's pretty tight. England also very very strong, and Jamaica
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 4: Jamaica have got half the Thunderbirds in their side.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Sterling et cetera. Tania Wilson, So yeah, it's going
Speaker 1: to be a fascinating tournament. I don't know that we've
Speaker 1: got our strongest side over there. I'm just going to
Speaker 1: say that right now.
Speaker 2: There you go, it's been said that a nice little
Speaker 2: bit of netball chat from you. Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: You're welcome. Matilda's play tonight too.
Speaker 2: Yes against Canada, Good luck against that. The Olympic Champs,
Speaker 2: boy oh boy wowie.
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Speaker 2: If it's Aussie for travel? Yes, we have two grand finalists.
Speaker 1: Unbelievable stuff. And would you believe they're brothers?
Speaker 2: I know, I mean water handbailing family. Michael and Lincoln
Speaker 2: from Highgates Primary are going to be battling out support
Speaker 2: Ada VT. We have thirteenth of August. Just before the
Speaker 2: start of that game on a Sunday.
Speaker 1: I genuinely cannot wait for the whole of Adelaide to
Speaker 1: see these boys go head to head. They are ridiculously talented.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'm not sure like we saw some really
Speaker 2: really good kids, yeah with all the schools that we saw. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but these kids. At one stage, I was watching these
Speaker 2: guys batle like out and I couldn't even see the
Speaker 2: ball was going that quick and you're like, is it
Speaker 2: bouncing or not?
Speaker 1: It was, and it's so low to the ground. Wasn't grubs,
Speaker 1: Let's be clear about that.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. There were some controversial which was so
Speaker 2: much so that when we got to the five stage
Speaker 2: we required two Castanovas per game as double umpires.
Speaker 1: Some people cutting up real rough about grubs, weren't they?
Speaker 2: And we tried at the start of the tournament. This
Speaker 2: was happening on Saturday. We really try to knuckle down
Speaker 2: and say, look, there is a dissent rule. Yes, but
Speaker 2: even the most lovely of kids sometimes I mean passion,
Speaker 2: your heart rates are, but it all gets in the
Speaker 2: way and sometimes just come to an ugly point.
Speaker 1: It's all consuming, isn't it. But what I love about
Speaker 1: this there's one thousand dollars for the winner, five hundred
Speaker 1: dollars to the runner up. That cash is staying in
Speaker 1: one family. That's good, That's amazing.
Speaker 2: What an absolute handbulling fraternity.
Speaker 4: That family is absolutely the pedigree.
Speaker 2: The pedigree. Big thanks to McGain as well for putting
Speaker 2: it all together and again real estate massive supporters of
Speaker 2: local making difference all over essays selling it home. Then
Speaker 2: trust me again.
Speaker 1: Thirteenth A big shout out to Gussie, to our boy Guss,
Speaker 1: who was the face and the voice of the handball competition.
Speaker 1: He came first, he got knocked out just before the
Speaker 1: finals and he was so upset.
Speaker 4: Bless his heart. But he's going to be Wednesday Weather kids.
Speaker 2: So hey, don't you worry as well. Gussy's going to
Speaker 2: come back bigger and better and stronger next year.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, Gussy's going to have so much fortitude now
Speaker 1: after this defeat, he'll come back and just go back.
Speaker 2: And if you've seen happy Gilmour as well, this particular
Speaker 2: scene where he doesn't quite make the hockey side, yeah
Speaker 2: that's Gussy right now.
Speaker 1: That is Gussy.
Speaker 2: He's in training.
Speaker 1: I guess reeking story this town is so we're seeing
Speaker 1: is huge.
Speaker 2: Seven shows.
Speaker 1: Well, if you could stay awake until eleven thirty last
Speaker 1: night and endure Darryl Summers's bizarre announcement of the gold Logi,
Speaker 1: google it, you would know that Sonya Krueger is your
Speaker 1: gold Logi winner. So the whole host of multiple Channel
Speaker 1: seven Shows appeared a little bit overwhelmed as she took
Speaker 1: to the stage to accept her first LOGI. She thanked
Speaker 1: all the people on the show she currently hosts, including
Speaker 1: Big Brother, Dancing with the Stars and The Voice. They
Speaker 1: launched a pretty solid campaign for her on Your Sonya Thing,
Speaker 1: but she had a bit of an awkward moment when
Speaker 1: she spoke about the favorite to win the Gold LOGI,
Speaker 1: Hamish Blake Cavalism.
Speaker 5: Hamish and I have the same agent, Mark Clemens. He's
Speaker 5: here tonight and I said to him, I said, Mark,
Speaker 5: who did you vote for? Put him on the spot,
Speaker 5: and he was like, well, Sonya, I think people are
Speaker 5: a little over Hamish, and I went, no, Mark, surely
Speaker 5: not no.
Speaker 2: He he's the.
Speaker 5: Odds on favorite to win, and he would no. And frankly,
Speaker 5: I'm secretly hoping he'll leave the agency so I can
Speaker 5: concentrate all of my efforts on you, Sonya.
Speaker 2: I'm just kidding. Obviously, Mark did not say that.
Speaker 5: I'm paraphrasing Mark's word.
Speaker 1: They flashed to Zoe Foster Blake, who is Hamish's wife,
Speaker 1: and she looked very unimpressed at the joke. Ah I
Speaker 1: was a red carpet for mission impossible once and Sonya
Speaker 1: was hosting from there. I have never ever seen someone's
Speaker 1: tresses being attended to so often, and her makeup but
Speaker 1: it was like every three minutes they were just in there,
Speaker 1: like fixing her hair, doing her makeup was extraordinary. Would
Speaker 1: be exhausting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that would be tough. I imagine that's tough getting
Speaker 2: all the makeup done. So the campaign as well on
Speaker 2: your sign That makes a lot of sense. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Does that mean that there finally is Channel nine going
Speaker 2: to stop campaigning for Tracy Grimshaw? How that she doesn't
Speaker 2: work there anymore?
Speaker 1: I think?
Speaker 2: So what an effort that was over the years.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. Now Sampang delivered an epic opening monologue,
Speaker 1: so a bit of a borderline sub joke that he
Speaker 1: probably could have left out of it, but apart from that,
Speaker 1: he got universal praise for his efforts. Haven't listened to
Speaker 1: his gear? Him talking about the people that they asked
Speaker 1: to host it before him.
Speaker 2: No, that I was not Channel seven's first choice to
Speaker 2: host that.
Speaker 4: So let's go through the list of people Channel.
Speaker 2: Seven asked that. So Hamish Blake said, no, thank you, Hamish,
Speaker 2: I really appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Made some of us have a mortgage.
Speaker 2: It's very good. Right on through. MGM Boy said yes, yes,
Speaker 2: I think the lawyer said.
Speaker 1: No, no, it's very good.
Speaker 4: He was very good.
Speaker 1: He must have. I thought like he was a little
Speaker 1: bit nervous at the start, as you would be. The
Speaker 1: whole eyes of Australia are on you, plus all your
Speaker 1: peers in a live audience would be terrifying.
Speaker 2: He's a gun. It's seriously and obviously it's going to
Speaker 2: sound like I'm just batting for Channel seven here, but
Speaker 2: the front path he is an absolute He's a giant
Speaker 2: on there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fantastic Mastership one best reality program. Well done,
Speaker 1: and they paid tribute to Jockzonfrelow.
Speaker 3: And as I stand here tonight, it's still hard to
Speaker 3: believe that my met and our amazing judge job is
Speaker 3: no longer with us. So big man, this is one
Speaker 3: hundred percent.
Speaker 2: They are the kids.
Speaker 6: It's you tonight.
Speaker 3: We are going to celebrate job style.
Speaker 2: Please everybody give it.
Speaker 1: Up for jobs, doesn't it? And if you want to
Speaker 1: see a really good example of women hating on other women,
Speaker 1: check out so Less Barber's pre logis post so she
Speaker 1: put a photo of her in spanks and said, I
Speaker 1: spent three hundred dollars on them. She's lost a lot
Speaker 1: of weight, she looks beautiful, happy, healthy. Good for her,
Speaker 1: but given she has made a career out of sort
Speaker 1: of parodying, parodying supermodels, celebri instaposts, everyone's sort of now
Speaker 1: turning on her because she's lost this weight and she
Speaker 1: looks really good.
Speaker 4: Can I read some of the comments?
Speaker 1: They're awful? Someone said, zempic is a hell of a
Speaker 1: drug all the time, a little more obsessed with looking skinny,
Speaker 1: and like everyone you used to make fun of, have
Speaker 1: you been trying to lose weight? Or you're smaller and
Speaker 1: smaller every time I see photos of you? And then
Speaker 1: someone like people started to bite back. Then, oh my god,
Speaker 1: you women in the comments are the reason where the
Speaker 1: worst to each other. It's there were seven hundred comments,
Speaker 1: and it's just depressing to read them.
Speaker 2: To be honest, ladies, ladies, can't we all just get along?
Speaker 1: Can't we all just be happy for one another, like
Speaker 1: everyone's on their own journey, relaxed.
Speaker 2: How good social media?
Speaker 1: So good?
Speaker 2: Isn't it good for feedback?
Speaker 4: Isn't it not a hot bit of hate at all?
Speaker 2: Imagine losing weight and becoming healthy and healthy and getting
Speaker 2: smashed for it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's amazing stuff, isn't it. Anyway, Logi's big night
Speaker 1: had by all.
Speaker 2: There you go? What about this? Subway Restaurant and Subway
Speaker 2: in America have announced that one lucky customer who legally
Speaker 2: changes their first name to Subway will be rewarded with
Speaker 2: free Deli Hero subs for life.
Speaker 1: No, no one's doing that.
Speaker 2: Finally, a competition we can all get around goes for
Speaker 2: a few days August first to August fourth. Winning contestant
Speaker 2: just needs to regret the name to change the name.
Speaker 2: If randomly selected. The company said it will reimburse the
Speaker 2: winner for legal and processing costs connected with the same
Speaker 2: with the name change. So I love as well that
Speaker 2: they've gone and like, oh no, you can do this,
Speaker 2: Like they've switched around a bit of gas lighting, like
Speaker 2: we're going to select one lucky customer where you get
Speaker 2: to change your name to Subway.
Speaker 1: At least they didn't make it, you know, change your
Speaker 1: name to two A melt or something like, Hello Tuna
Speaker 1: Melt speaking, Hello Teriarchy jigged, Hello.
Speaker 2: Hello Meatball speaks. Is that mister Meatball? Sure? Is that
Speaker 2: going to help you.
Speaker 1: Do you want to be it'll cost you extra.
Speaker 2: Yeah, bitter avocado, I've got a sinking thirteen twenty fourteen,
Speaker 2: get involved. When have you changed or nearly changed your name?
Speaker 2: I know it's a niche. I know it's a niche.
Speaker 1: So niche. No one's going to call in and say
Speaker 1: I changed my name.
Speaker 2: I reckon. There's people that have been close to changing
Speaker 2: their name, and I've almost looked up the process. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because so for example, in my school system, and don't
Speaker 2: ask me why, but the name Jed, it was like
Speaker 2: that was a that was a term of insult, Like
Speaker 2: I get like a Karen. Yeah, like that guy is
Speaker 2: such a Jed. Really, So you've got Jed and you've
Speaker 2: also got Nigel. I know a couple of Nogels as well. Yeah, great, guys.
Speaker 1: If you were if you're a Karen or a Nigel,
Speaker 1: you'd probably look at it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but Jed in our sort of school system for
Speaker 2: whatever reason, and we used to joke about it and
Speaker 2: be like, oh jeez, it's tough if your name's Jed. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there's a lot of prominent Jed's.
Speaker 1: Yeah there is, yeah, Jed mcintee.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exactly I did.
Speaker 1: I mean reasons known only to you. Why that was
Speaker 1: insulting to be called Jed.
Speaker 2: I don't even know why. It just was okay you
Speaker 2: were I mean you changed your name originally.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but only because I got Yeah. I saw I
Speaker 1: was Williams and then got married became a Bluish.
Speaker 2: But he didn't change it back.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't for a long time, actually, until I
Speaker 1: got married, because I didn't want to have a different
Speaker 1: surname to Taylor, so I wanted I didn't want to
Speaker 1: have a different surname to my child. That just seems wrong.
Speaker 2: I thought you made name was Hooker. Shout out to
Speaker 2: the hookers out there. LJ. Hooker, You're the bear.
Speaker 1: Something wrong with you? Thirteen, twenty four ten. No one's
Speaker 1: going to call I can promise you that, so I
Speaker 1: have a think about what you want to do to
Speaker 1: fill the space in the next three or four minutes.
Speaker 1: No one's going to call in and say I change
Speaker 1: my name.
Speaker 2: It's almost turning into like a Battle of the Banger's type.
Speaker 2: Competitive situation proved wrong. Give us a call thirty twenty fourteen.
Speaker 1: We will put you in the running for the Winter
Speaker 1: Weekend Escapes if you have changed your name, but I
Speaker 1: highly doubt it.
Speaker 2: If you've changed name, or you're close and you even
Speaker 2: looked up the process, that's the reason and the rules.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 2: No, no, because if you're really close to changing your name,
Speaker 2: you're right on the edge.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just online one. I think we've got a call
Speaker 1: from Tuna Melt.
Speaker 2: Tuna Melt from Morson Lakes. Let's go to Melinda in
Speaker 2: the Adelaide. Here was good morning, Melinda, good.
Speaker 1: Morning, good morning. Have you changed name?
Speaker 6: No, but my grandfather did, and it affected do I'm married.
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 6: Well, I didn't know he was my grandfather because my
Speaker 6: dad was adopted. Yeah, but when I was a teenager,
Speaker 6: I found out my dad's from the certificate had a
Speaker 6: man named Buck Stevens of his father which my grandmother
Speaker 6: had married and then remarried. But as an adult I
Speaker 6: found out later that he actually changed his name from
Speaker 6: Frederick Stackler to Buck Stephens.
Speaker 1: Right, Okay.
Speaker 6: The weird part was is I had married a man
Speaker 6: who was from a German family, the Stecklers. Yeah, and
Speaker 6: then when we looked at the family tree, Frederick Stackler
Speaker 6: was from a man who had immigrated from Germany and
Speaker 6: when they immigrated over they changed it from Steckler in
Speaker 6: spelling to Stackler And in fact I married.
Speaker 2: My cousin of course.
Speaker 6: But yeah, I found out that like of seven brothers,
Speaker 6: one of them went to America, and you know, his
Speaker 6: grandson changed his name and I'm his granddaughter. And then
Speaker 6: I came to Australia and married a man whose family
Speaker 6: from Germany with.
Speaker 1: The same he still married Melinda.
Speaker 6: Twenty three years.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Wow, Okay, have.
Speaker 2: You ever resided in Tasmania.
Speaker 1: Probably not do some real work on ancestry dot com too, Melida.
Speaker 6: No, my family and my and my mother in law.
Speaker 6: She was very excited. She was so happy that he
Speaker 6: married somebody with Guman line. Well yeah, so yeah, change
Speaker 6: your name. You should probably let people know why and
Speaker 6: who and your family is where they get married.
Speaker 1: Well, Melinda, we're going to send you, well, we're going
Speaker 1: to put you in the running for the winter weekend
Speaker 1: Eskate with your cousin because.
Speaker 2: Very good stuff. Oh goodness me, roads of dangerous. If
Speaker 2: you can't remember last time you had your break check,
Speaker 2: it's been too long. Don't wait for one three hundred
Speaker 2: auto masters today. So there you go. For different reasons
Speaker 2: sometimes people change their names.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you surprised and get harder on the has mainything. No,
Speaker 2: you're rolling your eyther for it.
Speaker 1: Well, mate, I saw it coming from eight hundred meters away.
Speaker 2: Oh, I've been saying this forever. Now it's official. Keep
Speaker 2: on watching the skies.
Speaker 1: It's happened.
Speaker 2: Well, it's what a big week it's been for the
Speaker 2: alien watches out there?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Confirmed. Last week, UFO whistleblower David Gruche told Congress the
Speaker 2: US government has uncovered extraterrestrial bodies in spaceships and crash heights,
Speaker 2: and the Internet responded, I'd say pretty accordingly. I don't
Speaker 2: think we've responded hard enough on this. It's huge. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Are we just so desensitized with all this stuff now? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think if you're anything like me,
Speaker 1: I don't like thinking about what's out there because it
Speaker 1: scares me. Because I don't want to be invaded as
Speaker 1: a planet and as a species.
Speaker 2: You don't want to be probe I don't want to.
Speaker 4: After the weekend I've had.
Speaker 2: Maybe all the aliens are really nice, may bring you love,
Speaker 2: or maybe they take you away into little spaceships and
Speaker 2: they probe your probe. Nobody no one on Mondays.
Speaker 1: And then they do that thing where they make you
Speaker 1: forget that you've been probed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you wake up and you're like Jesus
Speaker 2: bums a bit so the aliens there, and you're like,
Speaker 2: what happened last night? He just shrucks his shoulders. He's like, nothing, mate,
Speaker 2: nothing happened. Next question, bring you love?
Speaker 1: Wow, that's a special.
Speaker 2: Kind of love's just come out of nowhere. Makes you
Speaker 2: think that, doesn't that When you look around us since society,
Speaker 2: maybe some of the celebrities as well, Are there any
Speaker 2: aliens amongst us? Do you reckon?
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know. What do you think?
Speaker 2: I reckon? That probably is I've got I've been thinking
Speaker 2: about this for a while. I've got a top three
Speaker 2: for you. I reckon people who classified as humans who
Speaker 2: are probably in fact aliens.
Speaker 4: Right, but they look like humans, They look like.
Speaker 2: Humans, and they have human characteristics.
Speaker 1: But you think they're from Mars.
Speaker 2: I think they might be in disguise and they're aliens
Speaker 2: stressed up as humans.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or Saturn or Pluto or maybe who knows or
Speaker 1: the other one that works in with being probed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Urutif it's a planet, it's a planet. A number
Speaker 2: one Steve Smith. Steve Smith's got some strains movements, doesn't
Speaker 2: he some strange amounnerisms the way he carries himself, And
Speaker 2: don't worry. They could be really really good, like these
Speaker 2: elite humans. It maybe they're too good for their own selves.
Speaker 2: And that's where you go, Well, maybe the guy's just
Speaker 2: an alien. But Steve Smith just sort of moves around
Speaker 2: a bit differently.
Speaker 1: You've scored so many runs that you're from out of space.
Speaker 2: Just his habits in between in between shots as well,
Speaker 2: just how OCD is with things. Steve Smith absolutely could
Speaker 2: be one. Kanye West, He's definitely an alien. That's alien talk.
Speaker 1: He could be one just because he gives zero fs
Speaker 1: about anything ever, you know what I mean, Like he
Speaker 1: just does what Kanne wants to do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe maybe that makes sense.
Speaker 2: The other one for me is Peers Moore. He's an
Speaker 2: alien and he's been sent from another planet to piss
Speaker 2: off everyone. It's a giant experiment that the aliens are
Speaker 2: having and they're taking the absolute mickey out of us
Speaker 2: because they've sent us. Piers Morgan. I don't think people
Speaker 2: in England even like Peas Moore.
Speaker 1: He's like the English cane corns, Like he deliberately just
Speaker 1: says things just to antagonize.
Speaker 2: I'd rather listen to cane corns.
Speaker 1: You got one, Yeah, I think Pete Davison, you know,
Speaker 1: the guy Saturday Night Live's a really unusual looking cat
Speaker 1: but also managers to snag the hottest women on the planet.
Speaker 2: So if those other aliens that you talk about have
Speaker 2: got those little things that make you forget things, has
Speaker 2: Pete Davis has got some kind of special wand that
Speaker 2: he's waving in front of the best looking and the
Speaker 2: highest profile women's celebrities on the planets.
Speaker 1: And the one goes, you think I'm hot?
Speaker 2: You think I haven't look at me? How you know?
Speaker 2: I mean, statistically, it's not what these elite looking women
Speaker 2: would go for. But here we are, here we are.
Speaker 1: I think he must be like women love funny men
Speaker 1: or funny aliens, right, So that just must blind women
Speaker 1: everywhere like, oh you're so funny, but come here, it's
Speaker 1: not me. It's normal.
Speaker 2: That's how it works. Have you got one as well?
Speaker 2: A textas through who do you think might be just
Speaker 2: an alien undercover? I fall double nine? No, my nine.
Speaker 2: Let's just expose them all.
Speaker 1: I Bring you Love.
Speaker 2: I had a lot of fun today, had all sorts
Speaker 2: of things from aliens, I bring you love, to all
Speaker 2: the goss from the logis. It's begun.
Speaker 1: It's a big going around, wasn't there?
Speaker 2: It was really good. I guess what?
Speaker 1: By the way?
Speaker 2: Yeah, gold, good stuff. Speech again, things that were different.
Speaker 1: Maybe she wouldn't have had a Greg and Hamish Blake,
Speaker 1: the world's most popular bloke.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, the most beautifu a person on the planet.
Speaker 2: It's like, what are you trying to do? You're trying
Speaker 2: to shoot a baby?
Speaker 1: Yeah, And if you're getting a desk from Hamish's wife Zoey,
Speaker 1: then you know you've said something because she seems lovely.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I guess what's back tomorrow?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Is it? Song? Songs? No? I don't want to don't.
Speaker 1: I don't want to think about it because I start
Speaker 1: getting anxious already.
Speaker 2: You're really good at it.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not.
Speaker 2: You're actually quite good at it.
Speaker 1: No, because what I do is I know the lyrics
Speaker 1: to the songs, and I start singing them and then
Speaker 1: I literally hand you the name of the song on
Speaker 1: a plaster.
Speaker 2: No, I appreciate that, and.
Speaker 1: Then you pick up the bits on the platter and go,
Speaker 1: I'll win.
Speaker 2: I see things a little bit differently for that version
Speaker 2: of events, but that's okay. It's a little bit competitive.
Speaker 1: We don't have to agree on everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, So make sure you catch up on
Speaker 2: the podcast.