Speaker 1: Gay Van Lamon Bell.
Speaker 2: The new sound of Over Mornings in twenty twenty three
Speaker 2: is early Breakfast with Us sixty seven.
Speaker 3: Then from seventh Judyot and Andrew Hayes.
Speaker 4: Do you guys great?
Speaker 2: Great?
Speaker 4: It's quite like bearable? Is the new sound of another
Speaker 4: in twenty twenty three. Oh yes, my friends, Hello Adelaide,
Speaker 4: and welcome to week two. Or if it's your first time,
Speaker 4: just sort of jumping over and saying what's all this about?
Speaker 4: Then welcome? Good to have you on board.
Speaker 5: Come here and give us a hug because it's oatsen
Speaker 5: arms here in the show.
Speaker 4: Just before thirty sixty three day No, it's a big
Speaker 4: warm hug.
Speaker 6: Do you think you were sweaty before? Wait till you
Speaker 6: hug us.
Speaker 4: Me and Andrew really really sweaty. Let's get straight to it.
Speaker 4: Chow we Happy birthday to JODYODDI for yesterday. They thought,
Speaker 4: isn't that just lovely? What's this? The paint of visual
Speaker 4: coming into the studio, Look at the blue balloons.
Speaker 5: I really hate to make a fuss on my birthday,
Speaker 5: so much so that it's not going to last two weeks.
Speaker 6: It won't, it won't. I'll cut it. I'll cut it
Speaker 6: short at some point.
Speaker 4: Two weeks build up, isn't it if your messages on
Speaker 4: those balloons as well? Really nice, happy birthday.
Speaker 6: Birthday, that's lovely. What did you? I'm oh my god,
Speaker 6: what's happening? It's got a sixty on it?
Speaker 7: Idiot?
Speaker 4: What is happening here? Ah was a confusion then, because
Speaker 4: that one says sixty, and over Instagram it says thirty.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I mean it's just a thirty years.
Speaker 6: I'm going to lead. I leave it to everyone to
Speaker 6: try and work out exactly how old I am.
Speaker 4: There's a thirty year blur? Is that? What's going on?
Speaker 6: That's what that's just described my life for a thirty year?
Speaker 5: Blue?
Speaker 4: How was day yesterday?
Speaker 6: It was awesome. I honestly had probably one of the
Speaker 6: best birthdays I've ever had.
Speaker 5: However, I can't help but note I received a lot
Speaker 5: of presents and none from Andrew Hayes.
Speaker 4: Well, I must say, big present coming a little bit
Speaker 4: later on the show. Okay, really really big solid present coming.
Speaker 6: Okay, Okay, did it fit in your car? Well?
Speaker 4: Did? But just it just fit in so before nine o'clock,
Speaker 4: not just for me as well, from the entire team
Speaker 4: We've got a big, lovely birthday present to give to
Speaker 4: you a celebration.
Speaker 6: It's very nice.
Speaker 5: You can't do what most men do and make their
Speaker 5: wives go out and get someone else at present.
Speaker 6: It's not the wives job, just so you know your job.
Speaker 4: Although Car would be much better than me.
Speaker 6: So true, and I'd probably appreciate it a lot more.
Speaker 4: That's okay. Are you into the Big Wedgie yesterday?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I did.
Speaker 4: It's good.
Speaker 6: Isn't it so much fun? Oh my god? The kids
Speaker 6: had an absolute ball. I went down the Big Chucker.
Speaker 4: That's the really steep one, really.
Speaker 5: Steep, and then it chucks you out at the end,
Speaker 5: so you basically just fly through the air and then
Speaker 5: land bang like that.
Speaker 4: Bang there. I still got it, still young. We put
Speaker 4: up a little social media video about the Big Begi
Speaker 4: as well. I head along there with my good friend
Speaker 4: Tom Red and cheers. We had a good time. It's
Speaker 4: really rehashed our childhood.
Speaker 6: Yes due too, just frolicking through the Big Wedgy with
Speaker 6: like holding hands. It was amazing to watch.
Speaker 5: And if you'd like to see Andrew with his shirt off,
Speaker 5: this is your one big opportunity is just breaking story.
Speaker 4: However, sing huge.
Speaker 6: Juice, Just a heads up.
Speaker 5: This entire Juice is dominated by women who have been
Speaker 5: wronged by men, and they are bitter about it, and
Speaker 5: they're singing about it. Shakira has written a song released
Speaker 5: a song about her ex partner, Gerard Peak cheating on her.
Speaker 5: It's broken all the YouTube records. The video for Out
Speaker 5: of Your League has been watched more than sixty three
Speaker 5: million times in twenty four hours, making it the most
Speaker 5: watched Latin song in that time period. So she separated
Speaker 5: from him in twenty twenty two after ten years together,
Speaker 5: and she's angry.
Speaker 6: They've become a.
Speaker 4: Go get Itha. Cara can Seria as well. Just moving
Speaker 4: I just started standing. The way that she moves, doesn't
Speaker 4: it defies what people are allowed to do or how
Speaker 4: that can possibly do. It's amazing.
Speaker 6: If you had to loosely translate that, Andrew Hayes, how
Speaker 6: would you do it? What was she saying?
Speaker 4: She was saying along the lines of, look, Alexander, you're
Speaker 4: wrong me. I'm upset about it. Look, if there's some
Speaker 4: kind of way that we can prevent this from having
Speaker 4: to other girls in the future, then by all means,
Speaker 4: let's have a chat. But in the meantime, let me
Speaker 4: shake this. Everyone deals with things differently, Yeah, they do.
Speaker 5: Marley Sorius, another wronged woman, releases her break up anthem
Speaker 5: Flowers on ex husband Liam Hemsworth's birthday. So was his
Speaker 5: thirty third birthday yesterday, And she's sampling the twenty twenty
Speaker 5: Bruno Mars hit when I Was Your Man.
Speaker 6: Have a listen to this flower my Name sam.
Speaker 4: Song.
Speaker 5: By the way, I don't care that that song's come
Speaker 5: from a real wronged place, like a real place of anger.
Speaker 6: It's a great banger.
Speaker 5: It's also being speculated that she's wearing one of his
Speaker 5: suits in the clip, which is filmed in the house
Speaker 5: Hemsworth allegedly rented to cheat on her.
Speaker 4: Really, yes, he's a bit of a dirty bird.
Speaker 6: And producers Zoe, he said to me this morning. She
Speaker 6: seems to think there's upwards of fourteen.
Speaker 4: Women who did produce Zoe.
Speaker 6: I did say that.
Speaker 4: Well, then I guess it's fact.
Speaker 5: Ian Molly Meldram is shocked onlookers by dropping his pants
Speaker 5: during a surprise appearance on stage with Elton John at
Speaker 5: the singer's farewell concert in Melbourne. He's on his epic
Speaker 5: farewell Yellow Big Road tour. He said of Meldrem, I
Speaker 5: want to thank him for all the love and loyalty
Speaker 5: he's shown me all over the years. They hugged, they
Speaker 5: kissed on the lips, by the way, and before Meldren
Speaker 5: pulled down his pants and bed his buttocks.
Speaker 6: This is the moment.
Speaker 4: Just at the end there, you can just tell, even
Speaker 4: through the sound, that the vibe changed just a little bit.
Speaker 6: The crowd sort of went from yeah, I don't I mean,
Speaker 6: I don't want to be judgmental of other people's buttocks,
Speaker 6: but his was a little saggy. I'm just gonna say.
Speaker 4: You can be I blessed. Molly's done so many good
Speaker 4: things for the music industry, but don't need to see's
Speaker 4: rear now at all.
Speaker 5: And it looks like Prince Harry doesn't mind talking about
Speaker 5: his princely package. He references it fifteen times in his
Speaker 5: best selling new memoir Spare Now. I'm going to play
Speaker 5: you this little bit of audio. It has fraudient implications.
Speaker 5: It's him talking about the time he got penal frostbot.
Speaker 8: My penis was oscillating between extremely sensitive and borderline traumatized.
Speaker 8: I've been trying some home remedies, including one recommended by
Speaker 8: a friend. She durged me to reply, Elizabeth adenkrem My
Speaker 8: mum used that on her lips. You want me to
Speaker 8: put that on my todger. It worked, Harry, trust me.
Speaker 8: I found a tube and the minute I opened it,
Speaker 8: the smell transported me through time. I felt as if
Speaker 8: my mother was right there in the room, and I
Speaker 8: took a smedge and applied it.
Speaker 4: Oh my, oh my goodness, that's the first time I've
Speaker 4: heard that. What is going on here? What happens inside
Speaker 4: the royal family?
Speaker 5: Why is he talking about he's willy and his mother
Speaker 5: and face cream in the same sentence?
Speaker 4: Andrew, what it's not? It's not you know what? Else
Speaker 4: isn't right?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 4: Don't ever call it a todjer? It's just so joy
Speaker 4: and ask us anything because you know the truth will
Speaker 4: always come out and also the truth will set you three.
Speaker 4: Producer Sean good moy to you, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 9: Well hasn't the text line and emails me going crazy
Speaker 9: with questions for you too.
Speaker 6: I'm just gonna say it, I don't like this segment,
Speaker 6: and I like it, love it very very nervous.
Speaker 4: The listeners love it, and that's the most important thing here,
Speaker 4: And especially when you say I don't like it, it
Speaker 4: means other people like it even more.
Speaker 6: Rights go on to hit us.
Speaker 9: All right, So the first question not a bad one,
Speaker 9: not a bad one. What's your worst habit?
Speaker 6: Oh, do you want to go first?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Oh, Im, okay, I'll go first. For me, it's
Speaker 4: probably listening too much, do you know what I mean? Jean?
Speaker 4: Like sometimes where I'll just be at home and all
Speaker 4: I want to do is just listen to my wife,
Speaker 4: and she'd be like, for goodness sake, can you just
Speaker 4: talk about yourself for once? How about you put yourself
Speaker 4: first just one time? In this relationship?
Speaker 6: You and my husband are one and the same, like
Speaker 6: like I would, I sometimes add mid sentence, I'll be
Speaker 6: telling him something. I med sentence, I haven't even finished,
Speaker 6: and he's walked out of the room. You're not even.
Speaker 4: Listening because he's one step ahead. The other one, for
Speaker 4: me is just giving too much money, too many charities.
Speaker 4: It's something that I've vowed to cut back on. In
Speaker 4: twenty twenty three. Is how many times this car I said, mate,
Speaker 4: we've got no money. What's happened?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: I gave it to some observed random charity, Like you know,
Speaker 4: possums are get scared at night by trucks. They need
Speaker 4: our help. She going to cut back on that quite
Speaker 4: seriously though. I throw dental floss in the floor toilet
Speaker 4: and flush it and that a noise charograph.
Speaker 6: Oh that is that is vastly annoying.
Speaker 5: There's some sort of Nigerian prince though, who's so wealthy
Speaker 5: right now because of he's.
Speaker 4: Killing it is me. It's all going to come back
Speaker 4: in spades question number two.
Speaker 6: I didn't even answer you.
Speaker 9: Well, yeah, true, you did, all right, Jan's hit us
Speaker 9: well worsbit.
Speaker 5: My worst habit is that I'm obviously obsessed with David Beckham,
Speaker 5: who for my birthday is plastered all over my screens.
Speaker 5: I think my husband would say my worst habit is
Speaker 5: when I walk. We'll go for a walk, like along
Speaker 5: the Torrens or whatever, and I'll be like morning to everyone,
Speaker 5: or just say hello to everyone.
Speaker 4: Yes one of those people. So those one of those people.
Speaker 4: And I get that as well. When I'm going for
Speaker 4: a run or going for a ride on my bike,
Speaker 4: the randoms who go passing morning, I just give it
Speaker 4: a rest, especially when I'm running with the headphones in
Speaker 4: you're like, did they just say good morning? One time?
Speaker 4: I ran down the Tyrans and I'm like morning meat
Speaker 4: on the way down the Torrens and then on the
Speaker 4: way back and gave me nothing both arms. If you
Speaker 4: owe that guy such a you.
Speaker 6: Got double mourning. That's horrible.
Speaker 4: And then I've got a double non response.
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 9: Question number two?
Speaker 4: Who would win in an argument between the two of you?
Speaker 4: This is this is?
Speaker 6: This is a late Downbrasaire.
Speaker 5: I would absolutely confuse him with just some I'd throw
Speaker 5: five or six really big words at him, and he'd
Speaker 5: just be looking.
Speaker 6: At me like I don't understand any of them.
Speaker 4: Couldn't agree more, could not agree more so. Jody's vocab
Speaker 4: is much stronger than mine. And when I have to
Speaker 4: really dissect and think about words that she said, she's
Speaker 4: already won the argument.
Speaker 2: Ye.
Speaker 6: So that's an easy one.
Speaker 9: That's an easy question for me.
Speaker 6: If it was physical, he beat the craft for me, go.
Speaker 4: For the chokehold UFC style, all right, okay? Question three?
Speaker 9: Question three? Now, I don't know if this is from
Speaker 9: listener or from our big boss, Ben, but have you
Speaker 9: ever lied to your boss?
Speaker 4: I told Ben that I've done four years of breakfast
Speaker 4: radio before.
Speaker 6: This I my life.
Speaker 5: We'll use a breakfast radio. It doesn't count on sen
Speaker 5: if no one is listening. Literally, No, I've never lied
Speaker 5: to Ben ever never.
Speaker 4: That wasn't the question. The question was have you ever
Speaker 4: lied to a boss?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 6: To a boss?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I reckon.
Speaker 5: I've lied to a boss at a previous workplace when
Speaker 5: I said I love working.
Speaker 4: Here when I was nineteen. Actually, and this is when
Speaker 4: you get undone with your lives. Yeah, and you're not
Speaker 4: very intelligent. You're trying to lie. I told a pub
Speaker 4: in Sydney that I've been working at bars and pulling
Speaker 4: beers for two and a half years.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Right, And the blake responded in an email saying, so
Speaker 4: that means you're working at a bar when you're sixteen
Speaker 4: and a half. I don't think so. I didn't get
Speaker 4: the job shore unfortunately. Fortunately learn a lesson though.
Speaker 9: And our final question, we were talking about it before
Speaker 9: Only Fans. If radio doesn't work out for the two
Speaker 9: of you, would you start your own only Fans account.
Speaker 5: Look, I'm not familiar with the work on OnlyFans, but
Speaker 5: if you are asking if I would post videos of
Speaker 5: myself doing raunchy deeds then absolutely categorically not because no
Speaker 5: one wants to see it.
Speaker 4: But you can be very very specific though. People have
Speaker 4: got very interesting niches like fetishes fetishes. So for example,
Speaker 4: a guy will call you up and say I want
Speaker 4: to pay you to what you obsess over David Beckham.
Speaker 6: Then I'll do it.
Speaker 4: It's a thing. Lock it insidner up.
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Speaker 6: What if it's Ozzie for trouble, a little dull.
Speaker 3: You've built a time machine.
Speaker 4: On this daisy. All right, let's get around Monday, this
Speaker 4: sixteenth of January. Let's go through a bit of a timeline. Joe.
Speaker 4: It's nineteen nineteen Prohibition begins in the US. The eighteenth
Speaker 4: Amendment of the US Constitution prohibits and manufacturer, sale, or
Speaker 4: transportation intoxicating liquors. Its acts like that that makes people
Speaker 4: like the Booze Band It's an Adelaide come to life,
Speaker 4: get together and steal alcohol.
Speaker 6: So joy Mate.
Speaker 4: Two thousand and five, Adriana Alessu gives birth at the
Speaker 4: age of sixty six to remain a university elect for
Speaker 4: it broke the record for the world's oldest birth mother. Wow,
Speaker 4: it's intense.
Speaker 6: It's time for me.
Speaker 4: Yet there has a lot more time out there. Don't
Speaker 4: worry about that. Nineteen seventy four. Kate Moss was born
Speaker 4: the English model mos ROAs to fame in the early
Speaker 4: nineteen nineties and twenty twelve, she came second on the
Speaker 4: Forbes Top Earning Models list. Complex character, yeah, to say
Speaker 4: the least. Who likes complex men?
Speaker 6: Yes she does?
Speaker 4: What's that Bolkes?
Speaker 6: Do we Johnny?
Speaker 4: She got a Johnny Deppe as well. Yes, she's got
Speaker 4: a solid hit list. Good on her nineteen eighty eight
Speaker 4: Home and Away began on Australian television Kate Richie. Who
Speaker 4: would have thought, Kate Richie and the most troubled little
Speaker 4: beach town on the planet. Don't go to Summer Bay
Speaker 4: unless you want controversy.
Speaker 6: Do you want a good relationship? Don't head to the Bay.
Speaker 4: What about the River Boys too? Oh yeah, she's a
Speaker 4: good bad boys, bad attitude, which is really appealing.
Speaker 6: Apparently, what were the tats across the bat Can you remember.
Speaker 4: Did they happen to say river boys across the front
Speaker 4: as well? Remember what it was on the Google? Look
Speaker 4: at Bracks. So he's so bad, just misunderstood.
Speaker 6: Bra She's such a bad boy, Come here and patch me.
Speaker 4: Paul McCartney went to prison in Tokyo for ten days
Speaker 4: on a charge of possessing marijuana. Oh what he got
Speaker 4: off lightly compared to Britney Griner.
Speaker 6: Oh het Britdany Grinder.
Speaker 4: She was detained in Russia for about a year for
Speaker 4: having cannabi soil. She's a WNBA player. I'll get some
Speaker 4: culture into you, please, for goodness sake. Tina Turner in
Speaker 4: nineteen eighty eight said a solo concert attendance record of
Speaker 4: one hundred and eighty thousand of the Americana Stadium in
Speaker 4: Rio outrageous. Ninety thousand, not bad for ten two just
Speaker 4: the voice of the NRL back in the day.
Speaker 5: Best.
Speaker 4: So let's play teena Turner. Now, I do that because
Speaker 4: this is nova. But the number one song in January sixteen,
Speaker 4: twenty thirteen was locked out of Heaven by Bruno Mars.
Speaker 4: So let's get the pint sized print song.
Speaker 5: You can email us anytime at breakfast at over nine
Speaker 5: one nine dot com dot AU with any dilemmas that
Speaker 5: you have, and then I will be the judge. I
Speaker 5: will preside over the courtroom that is South Australia, and
Speaker 5: I will tell you if what you're doing is right
Speaker 5: or wrong, that's fine.
Speaker 6: You one here? Do you judge, Jody? I have an
Speaker 6: issue that I need your help with. Well, that's what
Speaker 6: I'm here for.
Speaker 5: For the past few months, I've been witnessing my coworker
Speaker 5: stealing from our stationary cupboard.
Speaker 6: I normally am not a n arc.
Speaker 5: However, my boss has asked me to investigate and work
Speaker 5: out why hose stationary orders have increased three hundred percent
Speaker 5: in the past six months.
Speaker 6: Wow, it's skyrocketed.
Speaker 4: Item of choice? Does it?
Speaker 6: Going to that sort of detail doesn't get into that detail.
Speaker 5: But not only is my coworker stealing from the stationary cupboard,
Speaker 5: I've also found out they are selling the goods on Facebook,
Speaker 5: barget place and making a profit. My question is do
Speaker 5: I rat out my coworker to put an end to
Speaker 5: it or should I turn a blind eye.
Speaker 6: I don't want the drama of dobbing. No one does
Speaker 6: snitches get stitches.
Speaker 5: That's so true, But I also don't want to seem
Speaker 5: like I'm covering four hair.
Speaker 6: This is from.
Speaker 4: Stephen Stephen Peacock email the Sins.
Speaker 6: From the River Boys.
Speaker 5: Okay, as much as I love stationary and I really
Speaker 5: do like, the absolute euphoric rush I get from getting
Speaker 5: a fresh highlighter from the stationary cupboard at Channel ten
Speaker 5: is like I can't even begin to describe it. You
Speaker 5: almost feel like you're stealing. You do feel like you're
Speaker 5: stealing when you take those stationary items. However, this person
Speaker 5: is stealing, and I would say there's a special place
Speaker 5: in hell for people who steal from the workplace.
Speaker 6: That's my initial response to this.
Speaker 5: Don't get me started on the people that take other
Speaker 5: people's food from the fridge.
Speaker 6: My goodness, what is wrong with you?
Speaker 4: That's completely fair enough. At least those people, if they
Speaker 4: are heading to Hell, at least they can highlight their
Speaker 4: notes when they're in Hell. It's good. I'm all for it.
Speaker 4: I'm fine with it. I don't want to get hold with it,
Speaker 4: and so I'm endorsing behavior, but I'm not getting involved.
Speaker 4: Just you do you no.
Speaker 5: But they've told her that she has to investigate why
Speaker 5: all the station is going missing?
Speaker 4: Blind eye? Really okay, don't need that controversy. Guess what,
Speaker 4: I have a look at my desk at home. There's
Speaker 4: probably few extra highlighters in there as well.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I expect this behavior from someone from Channel
Speaker 5: seven because there was a rumor going around not so
Speaker 5: long ago that there was someone at Channel seven stealing
Speaker 5: both milk and toilet paper.
Speaker 4: Really can confirm might have been Rosanna and mandre Elli.
Speaker 4: It definitely wasn't I think of the absolute opposite person
Speaker 4: to mention.
Speaker 5: I just said, Oh no, I just feel like there's
Speaker 5: a reason Jane Doawa's being moved.
Speaker 4: That be just a plot twist, wouldn't it.
Speaker 5: It's got to Abby in the newsroom. Abs, what are
Speaker 5: your thoughts on this one?
Speaker 2: Look, times are tough for someone like me who's trying
Speaker 2: to save for a house on their own.
Speaker 6: You've got to do what you've got to do. I say,
Speaker 6: go for it.
Speaker 2: Take the stationery, sell it off, make that bread how
Speaker 2: you can really yep, just do it. And also don't snitch.
Speaker 2: Turn a blind eye, hear nothing, see nothing to say nothing, okay.
Speaker 6: You little monkey.
Speaker 4: Also, don't check Abby's draws at home over stationary.
Speaker 5: I might send an over boy around to Abby's house.
Speaker 5: Just do a little scout and see.
Speaker 6: What we can come up with. Thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 6: Thoughts on this please?
Speaker 5: Is it okay to steal stationary from the workplace? Bernie
Speaker 5: from Lobethal Good morning.
Speaker 4: Good morning.
Speaker 3: How are you going?
Speaker 6: Good? Good? What are your thoughts? I'm not not okay,
Speaker 6: it's not okay, Andrew.
Speaker 4: There you go. What was that? Bernie? Come on, just
Speaker 4: let's slide. It's not it's a big deal.
Speaker 3: Well, if it was you know, the odd pen or
Speaker 3: you know whatever. Sure, But if you're stealing huge quantities
Speaker 3: of stationary and them flogging it off online.
Speaker 6: No, yeah, okay, it's the flogging it off online. That's
Speaker 6: the next level, isn't it. That's like it's like really
Speaker 6: strategic and contrive Bernie.
Speaker 4: What if it's a friend of yours in the workplace
Speaker 4: and you find out, Oh yeah, that's tricky. Sorry, means
Speaker 4: that friendship all right?
Speaker 5: Thanks Bernie, thanks for the call. Thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 5: We'd like to hear your thoughts. Going and running for
Speaker 5: free for twenty three. Meg from Somerton Park, Good.
Speaker 3: Morning, Hello, how are you good.
Speaker 6: What are your thoughts on this one?
Speaker 7: I firstly, I just want to say I love you guys.
Speaker 7: I've been tuning in, but I've got a completely different opinion.
Speaker 6: Let them steal, Let them steal.
Speaker 4: Love that, Yeah, love that. Meg. I'm on board as well.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I've got you an other things to worry about.
Speaker 7: Let them steals go on.
Speaker 4: It's not my problem. Even though you've been put on
Speaker 4: the investigation. I'd just go look, see, no, what's it.
Speaker 4: What's the saying? See no evil here, no evil, speak
Speaker 4: no evil, don't get involved, Maybe get in on some
Speaker 4: of the goods and selling yourself and mu sure, oh god.
Speaker 6: And now you're actively encouraging people to steal and then
Speaker 6: and then sell it off. Thank you so much, Meg.
Speaker 6: All right, time for a judgment.
Speaker 4: All right, let's do this. That's a couple of different
Speaker 4: opinions here as well. You've got a big, big call
Speaker 4: to make.
Speaker 6: I know, and I'm going to stick with my original
Speaker 6: thoughts on this.
Speaker 5: There is a special place in hell for people who's
Speaker 5: still from the workplace. I don't care what it is.
Speaker 5: And that I'm looking at you six bake boy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well I'm looking directly at you.
Speaker 5: This is not okay, and I sentenced this person to
Speaker 5: ten years six non parole.
Speaker 6: Thank you very okay.
Speaker 4: Well, guess what that special place in hell is really
Speaker 4: nice because we have all this extra money. Question, kids
Speaker 4: these days have got big, big questions, Joe's you know what.
Speaker 4: For me, it's all about the future generations. So you've
Speaker 4: got to put them in the right direction and make
Speaker 4: sure that they have the knowledge to take them to
Speaker 4: the next level.
Speaker 6: Perfect.
Speaker 4: So, I mean, what we're going to do is we're
Speaker 4: just email us at breakfast at an over nine one
Speaker 4: nine dot com dot ire you some questions from some youngsters,
Speaker 4: and we've sampled a few of these questions and we thought,
Speaker 4: here we go, let's get these kids really really smart.
Speaker 5: Like I love that you're taking your responsibility to guide
Speaker 5: the next generation very seriously.
Speaker 6: I like that about you.
Speaker 4: It's all about the kids, ye always has been. First
Speaker 4: question from youngster Hamish. I hate it's Hamish. I have
Speaker 4: a question. Why do Dad's fight smell works for Mum's fight.
Speaker 6: It's a good one.
Speaker 4: It is a good question. It's quite polarizing as well.
Speaker 4: It's pretty simple. That's because Dad enjoys just a little
Speaker 4: bit more red meat than mum does. That actually might
Speaker 4: be factually correct. For example, I spend a bit of
Speaker 4: time by myself every weekend because car is away in Melbourne.
Speaker 4: And let's see, what wasn't it a red meat fest?
Speaker 7: Really?
Speaker 4: Yes, three meals all containing red meats, and now we're
Speaker 4: in the process of humigating the house.
Speaker 6: I get that because every time I go out.
Speaker 5: But I'm just a chicken and fish girl, So every
Speaker 5: time I go out for dinner with my husband.
Speaker 6: I did this yesterday. I was like, why don't you
Speaker 6: have a steak doll?
Speaker 4: He said, Okay, why don't you suffer in the days
Speaker 4: after and the two days after?
Speaker 6: It's perfect.
Speaker 4: We should be in separate bedrooms. Thanks for that question, Hamish.
Speaker 4: Let's move on. This is Willow. Hi Hazy, it's Willow.
Speaker 2: I would like to know why men lions have manes
Speaker 2: and the lady lions don't.
Speaker 4: Gat question, Willow. It's pretty simple though. Lines of hipsters,
Speaker 4: lines are mad hipsters. And if you ask any lion
Speaker 4: who their favorite asks is, he'll say, yeah, man, chet Faker.
Speaker 4: It's like, what the hell is chet Faker done for
Speaker 4: so long?
Speaker 6: I'd like to go back a step who calls their kid.
Speaker 4: Chet, Yes, that's true, and chet faker because I don't
Speaker 4: listen to note anyway. Man, No, he's not listening. Also,
Speaker 4: ask a line if he's ever had a top knot
Speaker 4: one hundred percent and will say yes, absolutely, A lot
Speaker 4: of them still rocking your top not as well. It's
Speaker 4: quite embarrassing. It's also a strong word that a lot
Speaker 4: of lione essays want to hook up with cheetes and leopards,
Speaker 4: but it can't be done. I'd love to see that though.
Speaker 4: Imagine seeing a chane a cross between a line and
Speaker 4: a cheetah a giant. Wouldn't that be good?
Speaker 6: Gorgeous?
Speaker 4: So they go, I hope that answer your question there,
Speaker 4: will I I don't think last one, Hi hazy, it's charlie.
Speaker 4: Why did swear words get them invented if we're not
Speaker 4: allowed to say them? Yeah, look, that's that's a good one.
Speaker 4: And I've thought about this before. It's because people like
Speaker 4: myself need a way of expressing themselves when there are
Speaker 4: times of anguish Yes, because our vocabulary isn't as high
Speaker 4: as others. For example, if I was to stub my tie,
Speaker 4: I'd say something like you stupid fucking thing of a
Speaker 4: freak you, it's not of a toe thing hurts your
Speaker 4: stupid thing? What would you say? God?
Speaker 6: What would I say?
Speaker 4: Mother? Oh my god? We're built very similar. So there
Speaker 4: you go. I hope that answered your question there as well, Charlie.
Speaker 5: No, I do take my responsibility in guiding the next
Speaker 5: generation very.
Speaker 4: Seriously in very very good hands. If you want to develop,
Speaker 4: I'd be very very intelligent and smart, like listen to Nova.
Speaker 6: Well, Hazy, your Channel seven colleagues are so supportive. You
Speaker 6: revealed last week that they cut out the bee full
Speaker 6: in the advertiser and stuck it on the wall and
Speaker 6: said good luck de head and.
Speaker 4: Attached a cartoon character over fallus on top of my forehead.
Speaker 4: I think we can comfortably say that this next person
Speaker 4: was responsible for that.
Speaker 6: She definitely was not.
Speaker 5: Can we please bring in this beautiful weather presenter from
Speaker 5: Channel seven A million.
Speaker 6: Okay, welcome to the show.
Speaker 7: Good morning guys. I wasn't responsible, bit gee, I wish
Speaker 7: I was.
Speaker 5: Has Hazy's head just exploded since he's landed on commercial
Speaker 5: radio now, Milsey, No.
Speaker 7: It was always that size.
Speaker 4: Nothing change. I just sort of fits the attitude a
Speaker 4: little bit more. Ameli, how are you and what sort
Speaker 4: of early starts do you have because you've got the
Speaker 4: beautiful young Gracie as well. What time does she get
Speaker 4: you out of bed?
Speaker 7: She's actually normally up around five thirty, so five thirty six,
Speaker 7: so I can listen to your whole show and even
Speaker 7: the one beforehand, guys, which is great. So I am
Speaker 7: loving it sick so far.
Speaker 5: Well, we're not so much worried about you. But does
Speaker 5: Gracie love us.
Speaker 7: Look it's kind of interlaced with episodes of Bluis so yeah,
Speaker 7: O guess yeah, yeah, yeah, she likes it.
Speaker 4: We've got it on in the kitchen. It's good a
Speaker 4: meals if you don't mind. It's all about promos and
Speaker 4: posters and things like that. Can we get a picture
Speaker 4: of you? And can we get the direct coat? I'm
Speaker 4: loving it sick And then Amelia mulkay.
Speaker 7: I actually don't usually have that in rotation. I'm not
Speaker 7: quite sure I went with that choice of word. Yeah,
Speaker 7: I mean, please please immortalize it.
Speaker 6: We'd probably just settle for an Instagram posts from you.
Speaker 5: You're just saying something like that thumbs up.
Speaker 7: I think it warrants two thumbs up too.
Speaker 6: Well, Mills, because we like to give away tickets to
Speaker 6: the Big Wedgie here. We were wondering if you and
Speaker 6: Grace would like to go along.
Speaker 7: Yeah, look I haven't. I sort of actually used the
Speaker 7: word big weggie. We drove past it the other day
Speaker 7: and said, Mum, what's that. That's a big weggie, and
Speaker 7: she said, what's a weggie? And she's been kind of
Speaker 7: referring to a wegge. I shouldn't tay some radio, but
Speaker 7: she's too young to really know, so she goes, Mummy,
Speaker 7: I've got clothes in my bottom the word weggie, so
Speaker 7: we might be confusing things, but I reckon she would
Speaker 7: absolutely love it.
Speaker 6: Mills, I actually can't ever imagine you having a weggie
Speaker 6: because you are hands down one of the most glamorous
Speaker 6: women I've ever met. You always look immaculate and beautiful.
Speaker 7: That's generous. You've really not met many people. Then I'm
Speaker 7: not at all biggest dag.
Speaker 4: But thank you, I really thank you so much for
Speaker 4: joining us sad this morning. You're back tonight because it
Speaker 4: is Monday, it's back into the working week. If you're
Speaker 4: back on March at or seven doing the weather tonight
Speaker 4: after your.
Speaker 7: Holiday, I'm really excited.
Speaker 4: Guys.
Speaker 7: A hot couple of days. So yeah, I'll see you
Speaker 7: guys in seven years.
Speaker 6: And think beautiful, gorgeous, thank you.
Speaker 4: By all reports, a few little messages coming through that
Speaker 4: anytime this song sort of was played, really took a
Speaker 4: trip back down and memory lane.
Speaker 6: You sure did.
Speaker 5: However, yesterday it wasn't just my birthday. It was the
Speaker 5: day that my kid crowned me the best mother in
Speaker 5: the world.
Speaker 6: And I'll tell you why next.
Speaker 4: It's really really nice. Yeah, so we're talking in particularly,
Speaker 4: we're talking Peyton.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we are talking Peyton.
Speaker 5: So I had I had a moment yesterday and I
Speaker 5: have to say when I got served Brecky in bed
Speaker 5: and I honestly looked around at my family and I thought,
Speaker 5: this is the like I'm so happy, Like I'm just
Speaker 5: the happiest if I've ever been in my life.
Speaker 6: So sentimental, really nice, it was, wasn't it. And then
Speaker 6: we went to the Big Weggie.
Speaker 4: Big Reggie is so so fun, but just a bit
Speaker 4: of a different vibe to what you put out.
Speaker 5: Just then my husband took a slow mo video of
Speaker 5: me going down the Big Chucker. And for anyone who
Speaker 5: hasn't been, and if you haven't been, you have to
Speaker 5: go it's so much fun. So you get down to
Speaker 5: the end of the slide and you launch yourself off,
Speaker 5: so you basically fly through the air. That video will
Speaker 5: never see the line of de Andrew Hayes.
Speaker 6: I'll give you the big tip.
Speaker 4: Yeah, those sort of videos as well, which their heads up.
Speaker 4: If you're a youngster on Instagram and you want or
Speaker 4: tracked someone to a potentially don't know our potential future mate,
Speaker 4: don't take videos of yourself going down the big.
Speaker 5: L There was only one downside to yesterday, and I
Speaker 5: got a present from my kids and they are beautiful pajamas.
Speaker 5: However they're crop top.
Speaker 4: Crop top spells trouble.
Speaker 5: So for someone who's had four children, right, the last
Speaker 5: thing I want to do when I go to bed
Speaker 5: is just really get around my middrift, you know what
Speaker 5: I'm saying. And I said to my husband, you know
Speaker 5: that's my least favorite part of my body. Why would
Speaker 5: I want to try and chill out and relax at
Speaker 5: the end of the day and put on crop top
Speaker 5: pajamas and he goes the girl Peter Alexander said that
Speaker 5: they're really popular.
Speaker 6: Ahma's teenagers like read the Room.
Speaker 5: But Peyton gave me a card and it was so gorgeous.
Speaker 5: She wrote on it, you are the best mum in
Speaker 5: the world. I've never had any doubt about that.
Speaker 6: And I was like, that's so sweet.
Speaker 4: It's beautiful. I'm assuming she's met every mother in the
Speaker 4: world to make that comparison.
Speaker 6: But also that's what Greg said. He said, he said,
Speaker 6: how do you know she's the best mum in the world.
Speaker 6: She's the only mum you've ever had.
Speaker 5: And she goes, well, I don't have two mums. Mom's
Speaker 5: not a lesbian.
Speaker 4: Yesterday was a very very special day on the calendar. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it was my birthday, fifteenth of January. Girl, shorty go shorty.
Speaker 4: It was Jody's birthday. So we thought, what can we
Speaker 4: give the girl who's got it all? And we thought,
Speaker 4: you know what, we're at the stage of our lives
Speaker 4: and Sean, you'll agree with this as well, hate by sure.
Speaker 4: Where Look, we're a very sentimental bunch and you've got
Speaker 4: a bunch of kids, and we thought, what can we
Speaker 4: do to really target some heartstrings? So I thought, you
Speaker 4: know what, we put our thinging caps together and look,
Speaker 4: we came up with this. And this was also approved
Speaker 4: by your husband, Greg, who said No, this is the
Speaker 4: type of thing that really get some tears out of
Speaker 4: Jody because she's a very, very sentimental lady.
Speaker 6: Why would you involve him?
Speaker 4: Because he knows you best. I assume well, Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 4: Time now for a very special and maybe saucy part
Speaker 4: of the show. Give it up for the birthday girl. Joonie.
Speaker 4: Jodey's a highly rated nov employee and devoted mother who
Speaker 4: lives by the motto work hard and play hard. So, Jody,
Speaker 4: it's time for you to meet Adelaide's favorite man in
Speaker 4: a uniform. When it's on. Kelvin very to control the
Speaker 4: streets as a police boy. He's a good cop by
Speaker 4: day becomes sunset. He plays the role of bad cop
Speaker 4: perfectly sexuously. Kelvin takes his job super seriously. And right now,
Speaker 4: Kelvin's targeting naughty girls. You better believe it. If you're
Speaker 4: out of line, he'll come down hard and he might
Speaker 4: even shoot off his gun. And he has a pair
Speaker 4: of handcuffs that are begging to wrap themselves around your
Speaker 4: naughty little wrists. The other thing, Kelvin's targeting birthday girls
Speaker 4: who are in denial. Happy Birthday, Jody. Maybe the hip
Speaker 4: replacement is closer than you think.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, wow.
Speaker 4: Hands. Just to describe what's going on here, Calvin is
Speaker 4: inside and he's really doing some outrageous things.
Speaker 6: Come for you.
Speaker 4: So when you know, what are you those caust on Calvin,
Speaker 4: those cast on the show.
Speaker 8: Now, I'm not convin not carrying Dodgy.
Speaker 4: Were now wrest Oh Calvin's.
Speaker 1: Police boy, who's just doing his job.
Speaker 4: It must be said. You can tell direct.
Speaker 6: So I don't just shout fine like fines anyway.
Speaker 4: Today? What I shout, Joey Colvin, the belts come off,
Speaker 4: The belts come off your police. What's going to happen here?
Speaker 4: In my heart?
Speaker 1: Racing soft, harder, harder place. But what we will say
Speaker 1: is that.
Speaker 4: We'll continue this, all right, We'll continue this in the area.
Speaker 4: You're one more in your Calvin. No, I can't do it.
Speaker 1: I can't do it.
Speaker 4: I've just had Risk Surgery gets my doctors, which is
Speaker 4: a very good Hey, thanks so much the Calvin from
Speaker 4: Risk Entertainment word. I'm great man. This is excellent.
Speaker 9: All right.
Speaker 4: Jump on the social media as well atting over nine
Speaker 4: one nine and see the full video because just to
Speaker 4: wrap it up nicely, hey, Jody, Jody, Happy birthday. Okay,
Speaker 4: be can have some work. You're so welcome, all right,
Speaker 4: catch you tomorrow.