Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne, Lauren.
Speaker 2: I'm starting morning the right away.
Speaker 3: Day.
Speaker 2: This is Jason Lauren one.
Speaker 4: Well, good morning everybody, welcome back to your Wednesday.
Speaker 5: Good morning.
Speaker 2: How are we doing.
Speaker 5: I'm really well.
Speaker 6: It was it was a beautiful day yesterday. It was
Speaker 6: nice and warm, and it was a warm night. And
Speaker 6: then I woke up having some kind of identity crisis
Speaker 6: because I thought it was freezing because Paul had the
Speaker 6: we've gone into air conditioning territory at night.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm getting air con put in currently at home
Speaker 4: at the moment. As why I was sitting there yesterday
Speaker 4: looking at all the trades, going any chance we're gonna
Speaker 4: be running this by three pm?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, so we the e conditioner and then with Paul
Speaker 6: and I both woke up shivery.
Speaker 2: It's too early.
Speaker 6: Fair On surely, Well it was just very warm in
Speaker 6: the upstairs and you.
Speaker 2: Cursed us because yesterday you were sparkler this, sparkler that.
Speaker 2: And have a look outside. It's bloody raining, isn't it.
Speaker 2: I know?
Speaker 4: Yeah, rain, she's warm again.
Speaker 2: On THURSDAYSRM was.
Speaker 5: Supposed to come through it too, and it was very late.
Speaker 5: It came through this morning. I think you were teaching
Speaker 5: me how to use the bomb yesterday he said, see,
Speaker 5: you'll be raining at two pm?
Speaker 2: Did you use the DAR? What the DAR? Dart or
Speaker 2: the DAR the radar where the people call it the dar?
Speaker 2: Check the DAR.
Speaker 6: I'm checking the dart. The rain's passing, guys. With the people,
Speaker 6: it'll be sunny soon.
Speaker 2: Imagine the Christmas party and it's.
Speaker 5: Going to be twenty sixth tomorrow and up to twenty
Speaker 5: seven next week.
Speaker 2: It's going to be a torn night over an event.
Speaker 2: Do you think they drink?
Speaker 5: Can you guys remember that I was once a weather.
Speaker 2: You weren't entrenched at the bomb.
Speaker 5: I was very serious.
Speaker 2: Whether you clipboard? He also just got it touched.
Speaker 5: By a pelican once while I was reading the weather.
Speaker 1: Clint.
Speaker 4: He just had to teach you how the app worked.
Speaker 6: Yeah, because I didn't use the app, because I got
Speaker 6: it straight from the machine.
Speaker 5: Straight from the VIEWERAU of Meteorology.
Speaker 4: Question question, you know how like I like to look
Speaker 4: after trades. Yes, when they're in the house.
Speaker 5: You must be broke, because you've had trades in your
Speaker 5: house for the last month.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm in doing lunches for them because there's been
Speaker 4: quite a fair few. But yesterday it was like hot.
Speaker 4: It was about two o'clock. I put out some jugs
Speaker 4: of ice water and then I'm.
Speaker 5: Like, CARDI breezes.
Speaker 4: Well, I thought, is it a beer situation?
Speaker 2: The job done?
Speaker 4: So I bought grown men icy polets.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah that love that?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, the lemonade. I worked around hand them
Speaker 4: out like I was mister whippy.
Speaker 5: Did you have them in the box?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: No, no, they cost me two fifty your bloody icy pole
Speaker 4: at the survey.
Speaker 6: Oh you didn't get the box. I didn't get the
Speaker 6: all lemonade or to mix up some raspberry or lemonade. Yeah, no,
Speaker 6: one's fighting.
Speaker 4: I don't need him going off the tree on raspberry and.
Speaker 5: The bree You don't know I wanted the raspberry. I
Speaker 5: remember my parents.
Speaker 6: I remember my mum saying to my dad one day,
Speaker 6: just always by the same thing for both of them.
Speaker 6: That's what we don't have three different options.
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure Neapolitan ice cream almost caused my family.
Speaker 5: To finally wanted the pink.
Speaker 2: I love the pink strawberry.
Speaker 5: No one wanted the chocolate.
Speaker 4: My sisters to do you talk about not being all there.
Speaker 4: She used to scoop a cross ways. So the one
Speaker 4: Scoop would get a bit of chocolate.
Speaker 2: Bit of a Milla tends to merge the three remnant
Speaker 2: skid marks across the tub cleant ice cream skid marks,
Speaker 2: so one flavor merges into the next. The nobe you
Speaker 2: always go for the pink.
Speaker 4: Oh, you do the pink. Yes, that's the rule. Yes,
Speaker 4: I don't know about neapolitan. Hey coming up today?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, we just quickly. I went to View
Speaker 2: DeMont yesterday. Sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: Well I was getting fur at the local Vietnamese.
Speaker 6: Your Tom like Melbourne's most elite restaurant on the top
Speaker 6: of the Real two tower.
Speaker 2: This is actation right, No, Jesus was lovely up there
Speaker 2: because Channel.
Speaker 5: Is launch Channon Bennett.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know launching Listing Melbourne. Sorry, you know
Speaker 2: you know Lux Listing, but it's It's Listing Melbourne. And
Speaker 2: can I tell you it looks fantastic. Well, you know,
Speaker 2: I know I'm wearing my Channel Line sweater, you are,
Speaker 2: but it looks a drama drama drama.
Speaker 6: Well I watched there was a Sydney one and the
Speaker 6: real agents were so sassy, like people talking through the
Speaker 6: house and they wouldn't like it, and the agents be like, well.
Speaker 5: Thanks wasting my time by so you never's Yeah.
Speaker 7: Wow.
Speaker 4: I noticed in the news last night Samantha heading over
Speaker 4: to Channel nine.
Speaker 2: Sam she's seven through and through Jump Ship.
Speaker 5: She's she came on Today show.
Speaker 2: She's doing the Golden Bachelor. I'm looking forward to the Oldies.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's getting prob.
Speaker 5: I'm going to watch that. In fact, I could probably
Speaker 5: almost get a gig on that will.
Speaker 2: Except this senior's card. Speaking of oldies, they give.
Speaker 5: Them roses chocolates instead of.
Speaker 4: Physically parents am Ia overseas. We're going to dive into
Speaker 4: that next here on Nova. It's look at a huge
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Speaker 4: that easy.
Speaker 5: That's awesome, Yeah, awesome.
Speaker 4: I Am spoke to my sister last night. Her whole
Speaker 4: family are coming from Brisbane for the concert a couple
Speaker 4: of weeks. EXCUSI, Yeah, she's I can't wait to get
Speaker 4: there in a couple of weeks. Isn't they really excited? Wife?
Speaker 5: Did you know those are they staying.
Speaker 4: With you just for one night? But I forgot to
Speaker 4: pass that information onto my Wow, And how did they go?
Speaker 2: Excellent?
Speaker 4: I guess they'll be at the hotel with me.
Speaker 5: Why don't you send her to Brisbane for a stay?
Speaker 2: Cake?
Speaker 5: Well you have the fan.
Speaker 2: Ah, that's not about idea.
Speaker 5: I had the in law stay with us over because
Speaker 5: they're all from Brisbane over the Grand Final?
Speaker 2: How did that go?
Speaker 5: I left the country. I went to Canada. See you
Speaker 5: guys have a great weight, Clint, speaking of family.
Speaker 2: Speaking of family, Wow, my mum and dad set sail
Speaker 2: on a European vacation, didn't They hang on the Griswolds
Speaker 2: hang on on a cruise ship. Part of it is
Speaker 2: a cruise, part of it is one of those skinny
Speaker 2: cruise boats that sail down the river. You know.
Speaker 5: The river's some real old person stuff.
Speaker 2: I think they're quite flash, aren't they.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because the young people can't afford them. That's real.
Speaker 5: Like you've had a good laugh if you're on one
Speaker 5: of those.
Speaker 2: Really.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the river cruises, it.
Speaker 2: Looks like something. It goes down the era.
Speaker 5: No, No, they're like six stars.
Speaker 2: They're quite old. They're not old. You will they look young,
Speaker 2: but they're old.
Speaker 5: It's amazing when parents travel that they seem.
Speaker 2: Way I don't know what's happened, but it's like I've
Speaker 2: clicked my fingers and Mum and Dad are pension it
Speaker 2: since they're in.
Speaker 4: This it's still a trainer down at the Melbourne.
Speaker 5: Football and they're well and they look after well. That's
Speaker 5: not half just the.
Speaker 2: Conversations I've started having with them. I mean I just
Speaker 2: got off the phone to him on the way to work.
Speaker 5: Where was he the phone in from? Was he on the.
Speaker 2: Excelland the Grindawolds in Switzerland.
Speaker 5: At the fond factory.
Speaker 2: Did he get a phone card or has he's I
Speaker 2: had to install them before they boughted the.
Speaker 6: Plane as he got his passport on a travel belt
Speaker 6: under his T shirt.
Speaker 2: He's got a he's got like a fanny pack. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: you call them so go on? Are the days of postcards?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah? Now we as in the family have to
Speaker 2: subscribe to an app.
Speaker 6: My parents did this too, and attracts their travels and
Speaker 6: makes a little map.
Speaker 2: Can't polar steps, so basically know.
Speaker 5: What they do. They upload photos but you can see
Speaker 5: where it is on the map.
Speaker 2: So basically every step you take you upload a photo
Speaker 2: or photos and there's an accompanying blurb associated with a PHOTOSO.
Speaker 2: You'd be able to see here there's the map and
Speaker 2: every spot they go to. He's a new.
Speaker 5: Photo, but the olds always upload some shopping photos.
Speaker 2: There's mumt gwinda world. Look at her. She looks very
Speaker 2: happy and content.
Speaker 5: On a bush.
Speaker 2: I don't know, let me want. She's getting used to
Speaker 2: the Swiss train system now. I'm very happy to help
Speaker 2: and direct you to the right platform and changes that
Speaker 2: may have occurred.
Speaker 5: This can we get an update every day? This time?
Speaker 2: He's like postcards, Lauren? Can you you're a postcards champion?
Speaker 2: Please read from We made our journey from.
Speaker 4: Hey, let me get some inspirational music.
Speaker 6: Oh bit, we made our journey to First to First
Speaker 6: is by gondole.
Speaker 2: Okay, but we should have around this.
Speaker 5: We made our.
Speaker 6: Journey to first is by gondola, with breathtaking views of
Speaker 6: all surrounding peaks covered in snow, and tiny houses with
Speaker 6: cows and goats grazing below us.
Speaker 5: First has a cliff walk, a suspended sea through walkway
Speaker 5: around its peak. Really scary. You don't dare look down
Speaker 5: the twenty one hundred and sixty eight meters. We bravely
Speaker 5: gave it a go, but glad to get back on
Speaker 5: solid ground. The town is pretty, lots of restaurants and
Speaker 5: bars of course.
Speaker 2: Here about and the grindworlds.
Speaker 5: What about this? We wish we could stay a few
Speaker 5: more days, but we're off to zoomap tomorrow, Tones and
Speaker 5: John O, Kiss kiss kids.
Speaker 2: Ps.
Speaker 5: I finally found Roger Federer and a tennis ballenog.
Speaker 2: Do you know what my parents used to do when
Speaker 2: we lived in New Zealand and they would come and
Speaker 2: visit beautiful.
Speaker 4: The first thing they would do, can you take us
Speaker 4: to the Your father wants to see the price of meat?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Do you want a live comparison?
Speaker 4: So I moved around a lot for radio. If they
Speaker 4: visited me in Perth, I'd be like, hey, you know
Speaker 4: it's the local shops and you just hear Dad going
Speaker 4: nineteen ninety five a kiloaf that chicken breast. Jen come
Speaker 4: and look at this.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's great.
Speaker 4: That's what whole people do. They compare the prices, they
Speaker 4: go to the butcher's.
Speaker 5: They just quite alarming, you know, they just can I
Speaker 5: just say?
Speaker 6: The family can then comment and your beautiful sister Casey
Speaker 6: writes things like I can't believe how perfect the photos
Speaker 6: are must be incredible to see in real life.
Speaker 5: And someone else has said, great picks are following your trip.
Speaker 6: Nothing from you, Flint. I'm going to comment, Mom and Dad,
Speaker 6: this is amazing.
Speaker 2: Send more, send, please, send more.
Speaker 4: Let's take you from Melbourne to Sydney now or something
Speaker 4: extraordinary has just taken.
Speaker 2: Place Sydney Olympic Park. Jase ned Brockman, the Australian legend,
Speaker 2: future Australian of the Year in my opinion, good calls
Speaker 2: literally literally literally in the last couple of minutes finished
Speaker 2: his epic one thousand mile journey. So what's that sixteen hundred.
Speaker 6: Yeah, six hundred kilometers inane. We just watched him across
Speaker 6: the finish line and he just fell in a heap. Now,
Speaker 6: I was watching last night and he had about sixty
Speaker 6: kilometers to go and I thought, oh, he'll hopefully have
Speaker 6: a good night sleep and do that tomorrow. But he's
Speaker 6: run all night all might. Someone said he's been running
Speaker 6: for twenty seven hours.
Speaker 2: Is the moment he started running yesterday?
Speaker 5: He's run for twenty seven hours and.
Speaker 2: Three minutes from you, absolute beauty, red Rockman, you have
Speaker 2: done it. Look at him. Oh, the man who has
Speaker 2: been there every step of the way is James Ward. James,
Speaker 2: what was it like, mate?
Speaker 8: It was not it was emotional things. We're all well,
Speaker 8: very mushall here he had his moment Mum and Dave
Speaker 8: with the finishing line tape, and his sister Mabel there
Speaker 8: and the first three people he greeted to get his
Speaker 8: mum the hug that went for so long, and then
Speaker 8: he kind of the support crew Alex Belly's studio and
Speaker 8: had emotional things. We we were like you and we
Speaker 8: we finished last night, which was an incredible night when
Speaker 8: he raised seven hundred thousand dollars. We had nearly over
Speaker 8: two thousand people, so many.
Speaker 5: Hamish Blake was there with his shirt off. Why wasn't
Speaker 5: he dressed?
Speaker 2: I know?
Speaker 8: Hamish actually pulled his shirt off to reveal that he
Speaker 8: had nipple tape like Ned and Thenish he auctioned off
Speaker 8: the nipple tape and got two hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 4: James, your NEDS manager and good mate.
Speaker 2: You know him pretty well.
Speaker 4: He's hit some pretty dark places over the last couple
Speaker 4: of days, hasn't he?
Speaker 8: Oh, very dark? And he was just he's lying down.
Speaker 8: Then it's just a mush because I thought that was
Speaker 8: never going to end. I thought that was never going
Speaker 8: to end, an he was and just then he kind
Speaker 8: of like he goes into some pretty dark places, as
Speaker 8: he said in the run, and he just there's a
Speaker 8: pretty big support crew from all his family and friends
Speaker 8: and his mates down here and then the team from
Speaker 8: Burst you up there, and we've had the ship mates
Speaker 8: doing three hundred we're doing doing a live stream for
Speaker 8: a round hours and he just looked up. Everyone goes everyone,
Speaker 8: I wouldn't have been able to do this without you.
Speaker 8: Thank you so much and I appreciate you. And so
Speaker 8: here after three hundred and two hours this has been
Speaker 8: going to the stands and turned up to everyone and
Speaker 8: just said thank you very much.
Speaker 5: James.
Speaker 6: He's done this right and what he has done is superhuman.
Speaker 6: But he has not done this for self elation. He's
Speaker 6: not done it for pats on the back. He's done
Speaker 6: this for an amazing reason.
Speaker 8: Yeah, he's done it for Mobilize. So it's a homelesss charity.
Speaker 8: He's raised two and a half million dollars, which is incredible.
Speaker 8: And last night we had a net pledge and you
Speaker 8: guys have supported that and we had grilled Team Blow,
Speaker 8: which worth Puma and we had and I'm going to
Speaker 8: remember a common off bank and then all done one
Speaker 8: hundred thousand dollars around him. But the beautiful thing I
Speaker 8: thought last night was the final check was by Ian's dad,
Speaker 8: who's taken over Ned's Milk, Need's Chocky Milk's brand. He's
Speaker 8: been running the socials and there's been running and every
Speaker 8: bottle at Need's Milk, and then so they're created the
Speaker 8: milk because you can't run every day. You want to
Speaker 8: run away to give back. And today is the one
Speaker 8: year birthday of Ned's Milk. And last night the final
Speaker 8: check for one hundred thousand dollars was presented by Ian.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's when I'm buying the milky.
Speaker 2: By what sort of what happens now? Like jokes aside,
Speaker 2: his body is just banged up, you know, does he
Speaker 2: go to does he go to hospital? See a doctor?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 2: How how how bad it is?
Speaker 3: He?
Speaker 8: Well, his first thing, he said, he's just I just
Speaker 8: want to have a shower. Yeah, that's probably the one
Speaker 8: thing that's not great here at the stadium. The shower
Speaker 8: pressure is not nothing.
Speaker 5: Worse low pressure?
Speaker 2: Is there an overtell out there on but to shout
Speaker 2: them a room.
Speaker 8: Well, you know the nover our partner here, they well,
Speaker 8: we can all have to shower, but we're actually one
Speaker 8: of the brief one day was because it's the stadium,
Speaker 8: so there's not you know, five different change ups, so
Speaker 8: it'll be fifty showers. Yeah, and he said to one
Speaker 8: of our team, find me the shower with the highest pressure.
Speaker 8: And we've got there. One shower. But because he needs
Speaker 8: to be wheeled in the wheelchair when he gets finished,
Speaker 8: it didn't fit. So he's in a kind of accessible
Speaker 8: shower and the pressure is shocking. We've tried extra.
Speaker 4: Isn't it unbelievable that that he can't even walk like
Speaker 4: you know what I mean? Yeah, well mate, look we'll
Speaker 4: leave it there. We'll let you go and spend time
Speaker 4: with Ned and the crew, but please pass our best.
Speaker 6: On and congratulations to the whole team, James. I mean,
Speaker 6: it takes a village to get these things done. Well
Speaker 6: done to all of you.
Speaker 5: The whole country has been on the edge of the
Speaker 5: birsty James, Well.
Speaker 8: Thank you and one of the things to us. So
Speaker 8: it is two parts. So there's a couple of challenges.
Speaker 8: Dot com you can still donate, but he now wants
Speaker 8: everyone else to do their own challenge and that starts
Speaker 8: this Sunday. For ten days, everyone else can do their
Speaker 8: own challenge. You want to inquire people to donate but
Speaker 8: also get active, so go to the website sign up
Speaker 8: that he would love. We've got other six and a
Speaker 8: half thousand Australians to sign up for their own challenge.
Speaker 8: We're hoping to get to a lot more, but thank
Speaker 8: you for your support. You guys have been amazing.
Speaker 2: Good on your mate, got on you.
Speaker 4: I might take up that job of finding the best
Speaker 4: shower pressure.
Speaker 2: That could be my challenge. It's so uncomfortable.
Speaker 5: Jason, how good? What a what? A superhuman and a bloke?
Speaker 2: Hundred Yeah?
Speaker 6: I know the Austram of the year, though they wait
Speaker 6: like thirty years after people have done great things to
Speaker 6: give it to them.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 4: Now's the time the guys raised million dollars to help
Speaker 4: the homeless.
Speaker 6: Yep by your campaign going thirteen twenty four ten is
Speaker 6: our number?
Speaker 5: Do you have an unusual name? Awesome?
Speaker 6: Interesting spelling in your name is what we want to know.
Speaker 6: Did your parents like throw you under the bus when
Speaker 6: they named you? And you think your whole life you've
Speaker 6: been like why did you spell my name like this?
Speaker 6: Give us a called thirteen twenty fourteen if you have
Speaker 6: unusual spelling, Because there is this woman who decided to
Speaker 6: go unusual for her child's name. She thought it was
Speaker 6: a beautiful name. She'd seen it written down, and she
Speaker 6: named her daughter Grain g R A.
Speaker 2: I N Grain like long grain.
Speaker 6: Yes, well you think so great. This is my daughter Grain.
Speaker 6: She introduced her to a woman, another woman, and she said, oh,
Speaker 6: this is my daughter Grain.
Speaker 5: She said, how do you spell it? She said, A
Speaker 5: I N. It's an Irish name.
Speaker 6: It was my green great grandmother's name, and I've decided
Speaker 6: to name her after.
Speaker 9: Great grandmother.
Speaker 5: And the woman quickly clicked and realized, actually, that's not
Speaker 5: how you pronounced that. She's been pronouncing the name incorrectly.
Speaker 5: It's actually pronounced.
Speaker 6: And you guys would know this because we've had this
Speaker 6: woman on the show, yes, but pronounced grona.
Speaker 2: But she's called it great.
Speaker 5: And the mama has called it grain. A people going
Speaker 5: is sirebarn here, which.
Speaker 4: Is what I did. There was a girl I worked
Speaker 4: with him, and I saw her name take and I'm like, did.
Speaker 5: You say high Sabon? And what did she say? Her
Speaker 5: whole life.
Speaker 2: I mean, who writes Chavonne like that? I'm sorry, it
Speaker 2: is ridiculous.
Speaker 5: Well, it's in another language.
Speaker 2: It's ridiculous, is it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's another It's Irish. It's Irish.
Speaker 2: He's an Irish.
Speaker 5: Is that not Irish?
Speaker 2: Let's check.
Speaker 5: Grona is Irish.
Speaker 4: Though thinks it's always been great.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and now she's like, do you know what it is?
Speaker 2: Irish?
Speaker 5: You're right by the way, yeah, but Irish. What do
Speaker 5: they call the dialect Gaelic? Or is that football?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, that's that's.
Speaker 4: Like you said it so confidently, and then you mumble.
Speaker 5: Football is going football?
Speaker 2: I don't know, do you know what? It's actually a
Speaker 2: similar name in Welsh's Joan.
Speaker 10: Oh.
Speaker 6: The Welsh names get confusing too. That's some of those ones.
Speaker 6: Just so I know who's got a name and I can't.
Speaker 2: I thought my parents are a bit.
Speaker 4: My favorite is watching what people ride on your coffee cup.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 6: Well that's just bad handwriting, isn't it. When the l
Speaker 6: and the iron? All right, give us a call and
Speaker 6: spell your name and we'll see if we.
Speaker 2: Can attempt that one. Here we go do that either.
Speaker 5: Someone from Mulven has called good.
Speaker 2: Morning, good morning. How are you guys?
Speaker 5: Can you spell us your name?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 11: So my name is spelled A N y A n
Speaker 11: k h A and.
Speaker 5: And your and and.
Speaker 12: Most it's on younger and young car.
Speaker 5: That's a beautiful name. Where's that?
Speaker 2: I like that?
Speaker 5: Where's that from?
Speaker 11: It's something that should Buffy the Vampire.
Speaker 2: You're going to say it's from a country, and that Irish.
Speaker 2: It's from Buffy.
Speaker 5: You're named after a Buffy like character.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 4: I always feel for young kids at school, like, okay,
Speaker 4: this week we're.
Speaker 2: Going to learn how to write her own name. Poor yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Know, letards, that's quite difficult.
Speaker 5: I bet you never found a carring with your name
Speaker 5: on it.
Speaker 11: No I never did. I felt very left out.
Speaker 5: We should make her some merch.
Speaker 2: Imagine the pressure on the teacher doing the roll call.
Speaker 6: Oh oh yeah, teachers these days. All right, someone from
Speaker 6: Cheltenham has called through.
Speaker 5: Good morning, Hello, how are you guys? We're good? How
Speaker 5: do you spell your name? And we'll see if we
Speaker 5: can pronounce it.
Speaker 13: Okay, there's I've got three or with my family. Mine
Speaker 13: is Ashley h Ellie Ah.
Speaker 5: I was going to guess Ashley Ashlee.
Speaker 13: My cousin has a daughter who named her Sadie Stephens.
Speaker 13: And there was another one who named their daughter Stevie Stephens.
Speaker 2: That's good and.
Speaker 13: Uncle to His name was Stephen Stephens, but he went
Speaker 13: by his middle name, which was Gary Ashley.
Speaker 6: Do you know you were supposed to spell them and
Speaker 6: we had to try and work out how to stay.
Speaker 13: Oh sorry, mother.
Speaker 2: The mind boggles chase as to why AFL footballs can
Speaker 2: be so silly sometimes, I mean, it still happens.
Speaker 5: What have they done?
Speaker 8: Now?
Speaker 2: I'm referencing an incident at GWS. The Giants just played finals.
Speaker 2: Had a pretty good season, a bit disappointing in a
Speaker 2: Premium final, but anyway, end of season party went a
Speaker 2: little rye, it's fair to say. For the latest on this,
Speaker 2: the man who broke the story last night from seven News,
Speaker 2: their chief footy reporter is Mitch Cleary. Morning, Mitch, Hello, Mitch.
Speaker 14: Good morning.
Speaker 2: Guys.
Speaker 14: Football is doing.
Speaker 2: Stupid done so.
Speaker 14: The dress up theme was celebrity couples. Players went in
Speaker 14: pairs and yeah and as part of that, each couple
Speaker 14: had to do a skit or an activity off the
Speaker 14: back of it in front of the group. Now, a
Speaker 14: couple of those when, as Clint says, a little awry
Speaker 14: and they've received a tip off the AFL and the
Speaker 14: Giants in the last week, learning them through some unsavory
Speaker 14: behavior that's been investigated, and at least half a dozen
Speaker 14: players are either going to be suspended or fine to
Speaker 14: start the season.
Speaker 5: Like suspenders as in can't play round zero or whatever.
Speaker 4: Are we talking the outfits with that inappropriate and unacceptable?
Speaker 14: It's more the skits off the back Jake. Yeah, so
Speaker 14: I don't exactly know, and I'm not trying to avoid it.
Speaker 14: I think you can sort of paint the pictures where
Speaker 14: this is going.
Speaker 6: But how they like, sorry to cut you off their midge? Like,
Speaker 6: is there has it been leaked on social media? How
Speaker 6: people found.
Speaker 5: Out about it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 14: So it was a players only event, so at some
Speaker 14: sort of pard or function space also, yeah.
Speaker 5: Maybe like someone who worked there.
Speaker 4: So when it's a player's only event, there's absolutely no
Speaker 4: representation from the club there.
Speaker 14: So what happens is normally at these events, Jase, is
Speaker 14: the coaches and the staff rolling for the first hour
Speaker 14: or two, maybe have a quiet beer, and the players
Speaker 14: run the rest of the day.
Speaker 5: I don't want to know about it.
Speaker 2: Let's do some skits type of skip time faces.
Speaker 5: But surely they went horribly twenty four.
Speaker 4: Surely someone on that team sit there and go, hey, guys,
Speaker 4: like you know, well, yeah, you'd think so, wouldn't you.
Speaker 2: So what we've seen, some horrible things happened.
Speaker 4: I know, I know, but normally you see two dickheads
Speaker 4: go out and do something stupid, because it's just those
Speaker 4: two idiots. But when whole team, fifteen people sitting in
Speaker 4: this room, surely someone there is going to go, hey, guys, really.
Speaker 6: It sounds like someone has that's call. We find out
Speaker 6: what's happened.
Speaker 5: Do you think we'll.
Speaker 14: Find out layers to it? I think so. The players
Speaker 14: have got a couple of days to respond. So how
Speaker 14: this works is the AFL will come to the players
Speaker 14: with a starting penalty and then on them to negotiate
Speaker 14: that down. A couple of these players when we did
Speaker 14: the story last night, A couple of these players have
Speaker 14: just found out about it because they're overseas different times.
Speaker 14: Whether the players are just learning about this now, but
Speaker 14: I think we'll learn layers to it. I don't think
Speaker 14: we'll get the exact specifics unless players want to sort
Speaker 14: of leak on each other. But yeah, this will come.
Speaker 2: Out later, Mitch. How you're enjoying life right now? It's
Speaker 2: Christmas for you? Well, today's Christmas Day is its trade day,
Speaker 2: the end of the trade period, thank god.
Speaker 14: That's and it's Christmas Day for the seventeen fan bases
Speaker 14: that didn't win the flag. This is the time of hope.
Speaker 2: Clint, why are you talking about me? Is that it
Speaker 2: seems pointed as a Melbourne supporter.
Speaker 14: Well, your two best players that demons don't want to
Speaker 14: be there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's He's got you there and all of.
Speaker 14: Our six years left on his deal. They're saying he's
Speaker 14: going to stay. The cat's going to have one more
Speaker 14: shot at trying to get him out. But I think
Speaker 14: the most likely scenario is his days. There's fifteen or
Speaker 14: twenty players in the next Well, we got twelve thirteen
Speaker 14: hours to be traders, so it's going to be busy today.
Speaker 14: The fax machine at the AFI is going to get
Speaker 14: a workout machine.
Speaker 2: I saw Clayton OLLI them yesterday at the Butcher.
Speaker 6: Don't sorry, don't try and out trump Mitch Cleary with
Speaker 6: his big stories.
Speaker 5: Are you too competitive?
Speaker 14: No?
Speaker 4: Mitch?
Speaker 6: Are you friends with Clint or are you guys enemies
Speaker 6: because you work with my position networks?
Speaker 14: Clinton on very good terms. I used to work at
Speaker 14: ten on nine and Clint's been nothing but supportive, And I.
Speaker 5: Feel like you work harder Mitch, because you've broken this
Speaker 5: big story. How come you didn't get it? Clinton?
Speaker 4: Well, he's about to tell us what Clayton cooked last
Speaker 4: night for dinner? Here comes an exclusive.
Speaker 2: I think he had rissoles, rissles. Of course.
Speaker 4: Hey, Mitt's Cleary joining us from seven years Don't get
Speaker 4: AFL Trade Deadline show seven pm, two night exclusively on
Speaker 4: seven Plus.
Speaker 2: Got on you, Mitch.
Speaker 14: Cheers, Mate, cheers.
Speaker 2: He's one of the good guys. Mitch Cleary seems lovely,
Speaker 2: very good guy. Bailey Smith's wanted to watch Today? By
Speaker 2: the way, where does Bailey's He's going to go to Geelong?
Speaker 2: But how they get the deal done? That gets today
Speaker 2: very messy?
Speaker 5: What did old might have for dinner?
Speaker 4: Great?
Speaker 2: And the butcher? I don't know? How about that for
Speaker 2: a tip?
Speaker 5: Did you say hello?
Speaker 2: Did you brush it first? On nine? Clayton's trip to
Speaker 2: the butcher? Meanwhile, Mitch Cleary with an exclusive.
Speaker 4: Don't laugh, Tony Jones. I'm surprised isn't live.
Speaker 5: Down there with his GoPro on his chest plate.
Speaker 4: Hey guys, we're going to be joined by the pair
Speaker 4: per every couple of weeks we like to explore a
Speaker 4: different area the Victorian Police. We had the swat team
Speaker 4: in the other week. That was insane.
Speaker 5: I think today's is my favorite area of the Really.
Speaker 4: We're going to be catching up with the mounted police. Oh,
Speaker 4: police on horses. I'll tell you what they came.
Speaker 6: I've just realized. Are they called them mounted police?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 5: I thought they were the mountain police.
Speaker 2: No mountain ride the horse. Serious, You're you're actually joking?
Speaker 2: Surely told me.
Speaker 6: I said, Oh, like the ones at Mount Buller, the
Speaker 6: mountain Police.
Speaker 4: Is this?
Speaker 2: This is not no.
Speaker 5: The Pennies just dropped light bulb moment for me. You
Speaker 5: know what when you meet every day.
Speaker 2: Is call it the Mounted Branch.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I thought it was the mountain branch.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but why are they You can ride horses in
Speaker 6: the mountain, but they're on Clarendon I know, And.
Speaker 5: Then I thought they must gallop in the mountains. After that,
Speaker 5: let the battlemen, let the horses.
Speaker 4: It's not city slickers do It's the Mounted Branch and
Speaker 4: the Victorian Police.
Speaker 9: It all makes sense.
Speaker 5: Why when I said, like the mount Buller Police, because
Speaker 5: they were the Mountain Police, Brodie went, no, they're different.
Speaker 4: So I'm going to ask them if they can tase
Speaker 4: a laur enough to seven thirty this morning.
Speaker 5: Just let me pat the horses.
Speaker 2: Jason Lawrence doggy dating all right, So.
Speaker 4: Not this coming weekend, but the following we are going
Speaker 4: to be putting on Melbourne's biggest doggie dating event because
Speaker 4: what we have worked out.
Speaker 5: Is it's a hot spot to meet someone.
Speaker 4: Dog parks, baby, tell us about your little one, how
Speaker 4: old team?
Speaker 6: It's just you know why, because it breaks the ice.
Speaker 6: You don't have to do the You actually don't even
Speaker 6: say Hi, I'm Lauren.
Speaker 5: What's your name? You just go, oh, he's cute, what's
Speaker 5: his name?
Speaker 2: Plus we get to see can I borrow a poob?
Speaker 2: What's here? You get to sun?
Speaker 5: You should always carry your own, but.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you run thin that do you always by the
Speaker 2: way that gauntlet when you haven't got one and you've
Speaker 2: got to get.
Speaker 5: When you pull it out of they're out of the
Speaker 5: little bone, little bone, the plan and then you're like,
Speaker 5: oh it's the last one dog park they've got them.
Speaker 4: Yes, I never used to pick them.
Speaker 5: That's illegal, frown upon. Every hates people like you.
Speaker 4: But this was years ago. I had a little maltese. Honestly,
Speaker 4: it looked like a chicken dropping.
Speaker 2: I'd take you to the RSPCA and put you down.
Speaker 5: You don't deserve a dog.
Speaker 2: I don't want to go.
Speaker 5: You don't deserve a dog years ago. That's why you
Speaker 5: were single, so lonely with your multis After two.
Speaker 4: Hour we are hosting Melbourne's because a doggy dating event.
Speaker 4: However we got a man drout on our hands.
Speaker 5: Go, oh my gosh, so many chicks are in so
Speaker 5: many baits.
Speaker 2: What are you saying like?
Speaker 4: If you want to come along, go.
Speaker 5: To Balance isn't quite right?
Speaker 4: Go to Jason Lauren Socials. Otherwise, go to the Nervous
Speaker 4: website and you can register you and your dog there.
Speaker 4: But it's all chicks.
Speaker 5: It's not all chicks.
Speaker 2: It's all chick.
Speaker 5: But you've got good odds if you're a bloke at
Speaker 5: the moment.
Speaker 4: That's the thing. If you're a bloke and you're normally
Speaker 4: a four mate, you're going to be a solid eight
Speaker 4: at this event.
Speaker 5: Yeah, single man of Melbourne, get a dog a hot
Speaker 5: man with a cute dog, like.
Speaker 2: And you know what if there's only two blokes there,
Speaker 2: what's your what's your?
Speaker 5: I don't mind a big man with a little dog.
Speaker 2: What's it the dog?
Speaker 6: My big Paul walks our sausage dog, and I'm like,
Speaker 6: oh cute, so cute.
Speaker 2: What about a big blake with a big dog.
Speaker 5: I like that too, small and like men's with men
Speaker 5: with dogs?
Speaker 2: What about small blake big dogs with dogs?
Speaker 5: Small blake, big dog, No problem.
Speaker 4: Really, I just like men with I don't like it
Speaker 4: when the's more blake, small dog. I don't like when
Speaker 4: the dog looks heaven it's walking the owner.
Speaker 2: That's a that's a nick for me.
Speaker 5: I don't mind it.
Speaker 4: Really. You like seeing someone getting dragged down the street.
Speaker 2: By a husker.
Speaker 5: You've got to be able to control you though, That's.
Speaker 2: What I mean. Yeah, she drags Paul down the streets,
Speaker 2: so it's just like a husky. Fair point.
Speaker 4: Now, if you want to come along, go to the
Speaker 4: Noble website. Otherwise you can even give us a ring.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four to ten is our number. Shall we
Speaker 4: meet someone else who will be joining us?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Remember, we don't want to know about you. We want
Speaker 4: to know about your dog and card.
Speaker 5: My name is Navy.
Speaker 15: I'm a nine months old labradoodle. Put very cool about
Speaker 15: black waving curl. I love watching the Go the Blues
Speaker 15: go Cripper gokn I. I love playing and meeting other
Speaker 15: dogs and people do not know my boundaries or personal space.
Speaker 1: I love to cuddle, people.
Speaker 15: Can slobber everyone. I love my beach walks is by
Speaker 15: mum and hanging and chasing up the birds.
Speaker 5: Are we making these people sound a little Craig Kray?
Speaker 2: Now they did that themselves there.
Speaker 5: So her dog's called Navy after the Blues.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what I'm going to call it. I
Speaker 4: reckon that'd be one of those dogs that they would
Speaker 4: die blue if the team.
Speaker 2: Got to the fun. Oh maybe you know, you don't
Speaker 2: how there's those sort of owners.
Speaker 6: All right, Melbourne, we are putting on the best dating
Speaker 6: event in town. Or you gotta do is bring your dog.
Speaker 6: It's going to be great. Please come along. You might
Speaker 6: meet the man or woman of your dreams.
Speaker 4: So it's not this weekend, it's next. All the details
Speaker 4: are around our socials. Otherwise, hit up the NAVA website
Speaker 4: and register details there to come along. I had a
Speaker 4: friend of mine text me last night telling me about
Speaker 4: a single girlfriend of hers. Oh, yes, so this was
Speaker 4: This is awkward. Emma g Man's wife men gar Girod.
Speaker 4: He doesn't like No, he doesn't like us sounds young
Speaker 4: morning jazz. He doesn't like morning anyway. G Man's wife
Speaker 4: was sending me photos of her single girlfriend.
Speaker 5: She's gorgeous.
Speaker 2: Who want to come along with their dogs? Oh stunning,
Speaker 2: look at straight away?
Speaker 5: Asking for the post anyway, She'll be there at the doggy.
Speaker 2: Data photo of the dog.
Speaker 4: How is this? The Emma did say, Hey, can you
Speaker 4: please explain to your wife why I'm sending you random
Speaker 4: photos of women?
Speaker 6: It is like, I love my dogs so much, but
Speaker 6: there are people out there who meet people and then
Speaker 6: hate their pets.
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 6: Well, some people like aren't animal people, and then they
Speaker 6: meet someone and they've got a pet and they don't
Speaker 6: like the pet.
Speaker 4: I dated a girl and when Lou and I had
Speaker 4: the quarter life crisis and we broke up. Yeah, I
Speaker 4: dated this girl and I was right into her.
Speaker 2: She had cats, yes, and that was a hard note
Speaker 2: for me.
Speaker 5: If Paul had a cat, we wouldn't be getting.
Speaker 4: Married too much?
Speaker 2: Are you allergic. Are you allergic?
Speaker 4: No, I just don't trust them. Yeah, Like I feel
Speaker 4: like if I slept over at her place.
Speaker 6: My friend went on a first date with that guy
Speaker 6: who said, I've got a little boy at home, and
Speaker 6: she thought he had a son. And then he pulled
Speaker 6: out pictures of the cat and he called it his
Speaker 6: little boy, and all night on the first date and
Speaker 6: he said he drives around with the cat in the
Speaker 6: front seat of his car. She left, She left the date.
Speaker 6: She was like, I ain't no boyfriend of mine calling
Speaker 6: his cat a little boy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this chick had a cat. Prim Yeah, that's not
Speaker 2: the cat.
Speaker 4: No, it wasn't. That's the deal.
Speaker 2: And multiple animals in the bed with you. It's just that.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what rocks me. Thirteen twenty fourteen is
Speaker 4: our number. Do you hate your partner's pet or have
Speaker 4: you dated someone and just gone, you know what, I
Speaker 4: don't like their pet. You loved them, you got along
Speaker 4: with them, Yes, but you didn't like their pet.
Speaker 5: You didn't like the turtle roaming in the living room.
Speaker 4: Perhaps maybe Gary the trade he was a bit of
Speaker 4: a stallion, but he was.
Speaker 2: A snake guy.
Speaker 5: No, yeah, that's that's a dump.
Speaker 4: You imagine like the hottest guy, you know, if.
Speaker 5: You had a snake.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what about a cat?
Speaker 5: I'd get a cat, so I'd ate the snake or
Speaker 5: with the snake the cat.
Speaker 2: The snake would would win snake depending on having the snake.
Speaker 2: You know what, there's something one way to find out.
Speaker 2: We're going to need a snake and a cat. No,
Speaker 2: we can't do that.
Speaker 6: Thirteen twenty four ten Do you hate your partner's pet?
Speaker 4: Or have you dated someone and just gone I like you,
Speaker 4: but I don't like your pet? Fly right, David Greda
Speaker 4: morning everyone, this is over one hundred. It's still to come.
Speaker 4: Your chance to when you wait a cold player. But
Speaker 4: at the moment, we are gearing up for our doggy
Speaker 4: dating event. It's happening in less than two weeks. If
Speaker 4: you're single and own a dog and you want to
Speaker 4: come along, hit up the Nova website to register your details.
Speaker 4: But it has got us thinking, did you fall for
Speaker 4: someone but not their pet?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Maybe they had it get there they called a triangula.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, as a in a.
Speaker 4: Tank that could have been any animal. You were reaching
Speaker 4: for them.
Speaker 5: I was I was struggling to find the word.
Speaker 2: Triangle it's a it would be a huntsman.
Speaker 5: That's what I was trying to say.
Speaker 2: Hard conversation to have. It's me or the pet? Did
Speaker 2: you smell the cat? Nandos? How video guy?
Speaker 4: Did you hear what he came in?
Speaker 2: Is he allowed to repeat it?
Speaker 4: Well, I'm going to put it on him now. Nandos
Speaker 4: is in a loving relationship him and his wife little
Speaker 4: one year on Nandos.
Speaker 5: I think that was a private conversation.
Speaker 4: Is that a private conversation?
Speaker 2: Nandos? Do you love your wife? I love my wife
Speaker 2: very much. Do you love your wife's cat? I absolutely
Speaker 2: hate my wife's cat. And what did you say before?
Speaker 2: During the song? I said, I hate that cat. I
Speaker 2: can't wait for it to be gone. And if my
Speaker 2: daughter ever wants a cat when she grows up, but
Speaker 2: you will not be getting one.
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: How old is it?
Speaker 5: He put it more nicely on the radio.
Speaker 4: I was about to say, that's not what he said.
Speaker 4: I think the word die and soon we're used.
Speaker 6: Stop And let's also not turn the cat lovers of
Speaker 6: Australia against us.
Speaker 2: We don't want to just quickly how old is the cat?
Speaker 2: The cat is ten? We're getting there. My wife's just
Speaker 2: texted me that my dog is the worst thing that's
Speaker 2: ever happened to her.
Speaker 6: Oh you've got a cat and a dog that you
Speaker 6: had existing before you were together.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we hate them both a relation. Someone can
Speaker 2: take him to doggy dating if they want.
Speaker 5: You don't like the dog either, I hate them both.
Speaker 5: Oh you're sick of no.
Speaker 2: Once you have a kid, it's nothing.
Speaker 5: Oh how dare you do?
Speaker 2: You have people with cats and dogs freak me out
Speaker 2: a bit? Yeah, they can't k mingle. I'm the same, but.
Speaker 5: You might end up with a cat doll cat.
Speaker 2: You're not running a zoo there, Sheryl.
Speaker 5: Well, hey is but the sounds of thing.
Speaker 4: Taylor and Warren, all right, what's the go? You hate
Speaker 4: your partner's pet?
Speaker 11: Yes, I do. And morning guys. I love your show
Speaker 11: so much.
Speaker 4: Thank you mate.
Speaker 11: So my partner has this pet electric.
Speaker 5: Parrot and sorry sorry sorry sorry, he got an electric
Speaker 5: elects parrot, so basically a parrot that talk.
Speaker 11: About it. And I am terrified of birds. I'm only
Speaker 11: five years old and they're meant to live till they're
Speaker 11: like fifty. That when we move out, that it's coming into.
Speaker 4: Our house that needs to be Oh the cage door
Speaker 4: was No, they don't.
Speaker 2: They quit the wings, Honey, Sonny, my budgies.
Speaker 11: Wings, I am and start squawking and I just hate birds.
Speaker 9: And it's just and what is he?
Speaker 5: Taylor? I know you said he talks? What does he
Speaker 5: sound like? What is his Oh?
Speaker 10: My god, I can't even give it a crack.
Speaker 11: No, it's like this little like. Oh, I'm trying to think.
Speaker 2: Come on, Taylor, just give us something.
Speaker 5: Just give us.
Speaker 14: I'll give it a crack.
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go, all right, good Taylor.
Speaker 4: Can I ask, at what point into the relationship or
Speaker 4: falling for this guy did you know about the talking parrot? Sorry, like,
Speaker 4: how into it?
Speaker 2: Where you do?
Speaker 4: Second date? Until he rolled out the parrot?
Speaker 11: Oh no, I we've been dating for nine years and
Speaker 11: he got it five years ago.
Speaker 1: Whatever.
Speaker 11: I readily walked into his house.
Speaker 5: And it was just there for nine does the parrot?
Speaker 2: Does the parrot? I know where you're going? Where does it?
Speaker 2: Where does it perch itself? Does it sit in the bedroom? Ever? Oh?
Speaker 11: So it has this cage, but my partner's mom lets
Speaker 11: it out and rooms around the house and it just
Speaker 11: walks into the bedroom that it prooves on the bedroom.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because sometimes get the manner.
Speaker 2: In there during because they often say what they've already heard.
Speaker 10: Make sure that the door is shut.
Speaker 6: You don't want Sonny watching over you going on running
Speaker 6: faster fast more.
Speaker 5: Maybe you should get a Sonny Jason.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't be repeating those words ever.
Speaker 5: Yet, Sonny's going to live to his fifty.
Speaker 2: I know you got to let that thing go.
Speaker 10: Hello, beck, Hi, guys, how are you going good?
Speaker 6: Hare tell us what's the pant that your partner has
Speaker 6: that you hate?
Speaker 10: Well, he's not my partner anymore. And I think that's why.
Speaker 10: It was a snake and it was in a big tank.
Speaker 10: Couldn't go near near it. I couldn't clean near it.
Speaker 10: I couldn't be alone in the house with it, especially
Speaker 10: like at night.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 10: Anyway, he was at work one afternoon and like the
Speaker 10: snake is like circling the tank with its mouth open.
Speaker 10: I'm like, oh my god.
Speaker 2: What eat?
Speaker 1: But it was.
Speaker 10: Dying And because he had it was dying. It was
Speaker 10: like gaspings for air. And I rang him on, like
Speaker 10: something's wrong with your snake? And yeah, it was dead.
Speaker 5: Did you think you poisoned it?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 10: I think so, because you had it for like ten years.
Speaker 2: But it's just us. Did you poison the snake?
Speaker 5: Could you give it something it shouldn't have? Hand?
Speaker 10: No, because yeah, if you found that.
Speaker 5: Out, then.
Speaker 2: She's joking.
Speaker 5: She didn't kill Did you put winds in its? I's
Speaker 5: just trying to clean it.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what are you giving it a better view?
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what I could see, the bloody snake
Speaker 4: crystal clear or used so much of it?
Speaker 2: Snake? It was all for the pair of shoes though, right,
Speaker 2: fruits looking mothy snakes disgusting.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't even like my son's got a lizard.
Speaker 2: That's enough for me.
Speaker 5: I was at your house and your wife bought me
Speaker 5: the lizard to.
Speaker 9: Have a hold of.
Speaker 2: Now that goes out, I didn't like it.
Speaker 5: One that I'm going to dump Jason. It's called Rex.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Rex reck the lizard.
Speaker 2: What's that? What do you give it to it?
Speaker 4: I've tried to feed it the children, but it's not interesting,
Speaker 4: nuts and berries. I'm like, eat the child.
Speaker 6: I was at my friend's house who has a snake,
Speaker 6: and he was like a sinner time for the snake,
Speaker 6: and he.
Speaker 5: Pulled out frozen rats, frozen mouth. You got a kild
Speaker 5: up a mug of boiling water and held it by
Speaker 5: the tail and put it in like a tea bag
Speaker 5: to get the ice off it, and dunked it like
Speaker 5: he was dunking a tea bag. And then he carried
Speaker 5: it into the snake's take, gave it to his child,
Speaker 5: Give the snake dinner.
Speaker 4: But you've got to move it around at the glass
Speaker 4: window so the snake thinks it's a last that it.
Speaker 5: Gets all like Randy about the Where do they keep
Speaker 5: the frozen rats in the freezer next to the chicken Dino's?
Speaker 5: Can you believe it?
Speaker 2: Step made of mine.
Speaker 5: Were standing in the kitchen when he did it, and
Speaker 5: I just thought he was making a cup of tea.
Speaker 2: And I was like, what did you watch?
Speaker 1: Bloody hell?
Speaker 5: Am I looking at?
Speaker 2: Did you watch the feeding?
Speaker 5: I try tonight to We shused to go.
Speaker 4: Around to my mate's face all the time watching feed
Speaker 4: the snake. Oh, it was incredible.
Speaker 5: Not for me, it is a tea bag. It was
Speaker 5: a mousebag dunk.
Speaker 2: Not for her.
Speaker 4: Just go on twenty four to eight, still to come
Speaker 4: this morning, your Dan's do when you wait a cold play?
Speaker 2: That is the song you're listening out for when you
Speaker 2: hear it, give us a ring and you will win.
Speaker 4: But next week are probing the Popo. That's right, a
Speaker 4: very cool department of the Victorian Police are about to
Speaker 4: take over the studio. We've prayed the paper in minutes
Speaker 4: on Nova.
Speaker 2: Start Jason Lawrence, tell me what's your not target Tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Marshall is joining us from the Mounted branch of the
Speaker 4: Victorian Police.
Speaker 2: Good morning, good morning.
Speaker 6: Confused because I thought we had the Mountain Police can
Speaker 6: and do you know.
Speaker 9: What people do?
Speaker 2: Say that?
Speaker 4: Awkward?
Speaker 9: Yeah, no mounted. We're on the back of.
Speaker 5: A horse, mounted on a horse.
Speaker 4: Now we're chatting off the air. I'm surprised by the
Speaker 4: size of the Mounted Police branch.
Speaker 2: It's only twenty four horses.
Speaker 16: Twenty six six, Yeah, twenty six and that's statewide, so
Speaker 16: we toy police state wide response.
Speaker 9: So twenty six of us cover the whole state.
Speaker 6: So do you have a like a horse that you're
Speaker 6: paired with and that's always your horse or do you
Speaker 6: rotate amongst the horses?
Speaker 10: Do?
Speaker 16: Yeah, you get allocated what we call a true horse,
Speaker 16: So you get the rapport with that horse.
Speaker 9: You work each other out and you train your role.
Speaker 9: So yes, your horse, Okay, So my horse.
Speaker 16: Her name is Bonnie. She actually interesting story. Before she
Speaker 16: came to us, she was a horse model.
Speaker 5: What color is she.
Speaker 2: Is?
Speaker 5: She she's beautiful.
Speaker 2: Of the horses not rescue horses. But are they done
Speaker 2: work elsewhere before coming to the Yeah.
Speaker 16: So they had to have that life experience, you know,
Speaker 16: they need to have been exposed to something before they
Speaker 16: come to us.
Speaker 5: You don't get them as ponies.
Speaker 16: No, we don't get them as young horses or a
Speaker 16: pony is a smaller horse, but we don't get them
Speaker 16: as like a fole.
Speaker 9: We'll get them a little bit older.
Speaker 16: They've done things like you know, Pony Club, adult rider,
Speaker 16: some race.
Speaker 2: That I could the racing right now still around.
Speaker 6: We've got one called Dale. You okay, Dale could be
Speaker 6: a good police Now.
Speaker 4: Is it similar to like the dog squad. You hear
Speaker 4: that the animal is a police officer, you lay hands
Speaker 4: on the animal, it's like assaulting a a human cop.
Speaker 2: Yeah, kind of.
Speaker 16: I mean they're not actually sworn sworn officers as such,
Speaker 16: but yeah, if there are charges that need to get
Speaker 16: laid against against an offender, then it would just be
Speaker 16: like a cruelty to animals kind of scenario.
Speaker 6: Yeah, because I like I mean, I think the police
Speaker 6: are amazing. And I watch these protests that we've got
Speaker 6: in Melbourne, Sure, and you see these idiots carrying on
Speaker 6: and belting the horses and hurting the horses, and it just,
Speaker 6: I mean, it's.
Speaker 5: Horrendous to watch. Do you get worried about the animals?
Speaker 9: Thankfully it doesn't happen often.
Speaker 16: I mean in terms of them actually trying to target
Speaker 16: the horse, it's hardly ever. You know, I've worked at
Speaker 16: the Mount of Branch for thirteen years and it's only
Speaker 16: been a couple of times that people will actually target
Speaker 16: the horses. But in saying that they're big animals, they're robust.
Speaker 16: We have maneuvers and tactics and we've got that high
Speaker 16: advantage when we see a threat coming towards us.
Speaker 9: We have training so we know how to deal with.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but the horse itself is trained. Is it trained
Speaker 2: to respond in a way? Like, how do you train
Speaker 2: it to deal in that sort of situation?
Speaker 16: So I guess the training is extensive. The horses are
Speaker 16: desensitized to all the crowd and the noise that it
Speaker 16: doesn't know that.
Speaker 9: They're so used to it. It's like day in day out.
Speaker 16: They get exposed to different stimulus through their training that
Speaker 16: they roll out there and they.
Speaker 9: Just there at peace.
Speaker 2: Another day work.
Speaker 9: Now the day works exactly right.
Speaker 4: So for example, I say, with the riots situation, what's
Speaker 4: the job that you guys have to perform? Is it
Speaker 4: using the horse to push the crowds back because of
Speaker 4: how intimidating it is?
Speaker 9: I guess so in that situation it's called public order management.
Speaker 16: So where they're because sometimes unfortunately issue motive, issue motivated
Speaker 16: groups will come together and we need to put a
Speaker 16: line between them so that there's not any further conflict.
Speaker 16: So we're there to yes, stop stopp any issues from arising.
Speaker 5: And what do you do when you're not at protests?
Speaker 5: What are the horses doing? What else are you guys policing?
Speaker 6: You're cruising down Saint Kildroid checking if people are texting
Speaker 6: while and then you chase them down.
Speaker 5: On your horse?
Speaker 4: True?
Speaker 5: Really, how do you get their attention without a siren? Though?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Right, so we are.
Speaker 16: We are operational police. The only difference is we're on
Speaker 16: the horses. We're not in a in a divvy van.
Speaker 16: So yeah, we're out there doing patrols. We're pulling over cars,
Speaker 16: we're doing PBTs, you know, put the straw down.
Speaker 9: Sometimes I get some crazy.
Speaker 5: Looks from the horse. Lean down.
Speaker 4: But how do you pull them over? Do you do
Speaker 4: the sound effect yourself?
Speaker 9: No, no, we don't.
Speaker 4: Look.
Speaker 16: We do have techniques to pull over cars, do you Yeah, no,
Speaker 16: we do. Obviously we're not going to try to tept
Speaker 16: to pull over a car going under case. It is
Speaker 16: obviously a time and a place we do that.
Speaker 9: So we're out there.
Speaker 16: We're patrolling as well as that, we're also doing things
Speaker 16: like searchers, so urban rule searchers, were missing people for evidence.
Speaker 9: We're out there.
Speaker 16: We're doing some ceremonial jobs so you know, ANZAC Day funerals, graduations,
Speaker 16: and a lot of community reassurance and engagement. So say
Speaker 16: there's been a big incident in a suburb somewhere, we'll
Speaker 16: go out and do what we call like a pat chat,
Speaker 16: have the community come up to us, take it oay
Speaker 16: to the horses, let us know what's going on, and
Speaker 16: just it's just great high visibility police and it breaks
Speaker 16: down the barriers between the public and the cops.
Speaker 2: If you need to pursue someone, can that thing got its?
Speaker 9: Absolutely?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, the way you go go.
Speaker 9: I'm not letting anyone get away from me.
Speaker 6: That's your uniforms way cooler in the john piece. To
Speaker 6: have boots as well.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I've got top and you could wear these that
Speaker 9: I reckon.
Speaker 4: These guys turn on me earlier because I said when
Speaker 4: I owned a Maltese cross chuaa, I didn't pick up
Speaker 4: dog put at the park.
Speaker 5: All right, yeah, yeah, the police horses for you.
Speaker 4: Well my question is the horse poo? Yeah, where is
Speaker 4: the horn?
Speaker 9: That's okay?
Speaker 16: Well, first of all, it's not as offensive as dog poo,
Speaker 16: let's be honest. But in all seriousness, we have the council,
Speaker 16: so we've got numbers that we call and we get
Speaker 16: help from the local councils to come and pick up
Speaker 16: them innu are. And we also if it's in a
Speaker 16: really compromise in position, which they always seem to do,
Speaker 16: right now, do you get off with we do at
Speaker 16: times if it's really in a in a.
Speaker 5: The front of a restaurant garden.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, I mean it's just it's just grass. It's
Speaker 9: not like the dog poop.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's still always poops on them. It's always poop
Speaker 5: on glen.
Speaker 9: It's always the worst time.
Speaker 4: We're going to go to a break but when we
Speaker 4: come back, we're actually going to leave the studio. We're
Speaker 4: gonna move the show down to Clarendon Street in South Melbourne.
Speaker 4: So if you're going past, give us a beep.
Speaker 5: What did you call it? A meat and pat chat
Speaker 5: pattern chat.
Speaker 2: So we got Bonnie down there.
Speaker 9: Look sorry, she's actually having some vetery. She's got a
Speaker 9: day off. Yeah, it's a rest day to day the moment.
Speaker 16: Yeah, we've got Porsche and yeah, I know she's pretty fancy,
Speaker 16: and we've got Raddish.
Speaker 5: Do you name your own horses?
Speaker 16: No, they come to the branch with their name. Sometime
Speaker 16: times they will come with a name that's not suitable.
Speaker 16: We might need to change it. Yes, it came with
Speaker 16: the name Dufus. We thought, problem is to change that?
Speaker 5: What do you change it to rufus?
Speaker 9: I know, just he was a black horse, so shady.
Speaker 9: So we've got we've got yeah, all right.
Speaker 2: Well we're going to take the show down onto the streets.
Speaker 4: Probably bad time to tell everyone, but horses freak me out.
Speaker 9: I've heard that, and I'm Albert.
Speaker 5: I'm probably going to break out in heartst but I love.
Speaker 4: She'll break out heighest. I'll cry because I'm intimidated, and Clint,
Speaker 4: He'll be brave'll just stop putting it, stop putting back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we got to court cool. We are again doing
Speaker 2: Probe the Popo.
Speaker 4: We're moving the show to the street and catching up
Speaker 4: with the Mountain Police next here on Nova.
Speaker 2: Well, good morning Melbourne.
Speaker 4: We are coming to your life from Clarendon Street in
Speaker 4: South Melbourne this morning. That's right, we moved outside the
Speaker 4: Nova studios because we are doing Probe the Popo in
Speaker 4: this morning.
Speaker 5: I'm very excited.
Speaker 2: What area the police are We hanging with Lauren the.
Speaker 5: Mounted Police, not to be with the Mound Ten Police,
Speaker 5: and we are joined by Sergeant Simone Marshall and her
Speaker 5: horsey Porsche.
Speaker 2: Morning.
Speaker 4: We've also got seeny Constable Anthony joining us as well.
Speaker 4: Horses name Anthony. This is Radish, of course it is, guys.
Speaker 4: I'm over my fear of horses. These are beautiful.
Speaker 5: I'm not a protest i am not appropriate, just head butted.
Speaker 5: Jason Porsch is very calm. What was Porsche's history before
Speaker 5: she became a police.
Speaker 9: Yeah, she's beautiful, lovely, quiet disposition.
Speaker 16: So she was a just an adult rider horse so
Speaker 16: an older lady had her and used to take her
Speaker 16: out and do something.
Speaker 5: She likes clints so much.
Speaker 2: Do they like the attention?
Speaker 9: I think they do? You know what they have to
Speaker 9: do this job?
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, Jason's fear of horses has just come
Speaker 5: back now they do.
Speaker 2: I know, it's just the way. It's like their head
Speaker 2: is the size of a small hatchbab.
Speaker 5: What was Radish's history?
Speaker 3: Raddish was camp drafting, so a lot of cattle chasing
Speaker 3: and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 5: Wow, isn't he.
Speaker 2: I've never seen Clarendon's street so well behaved. We're all
Speaker 2: our usual friends. I normally Jimmy, he's around this morning.
Speaker 5: Hey guys, Now where he patting the horses? If people
Speaker 5: see working police horses, are they allowed to go up
Speaker 5: to them and allowed to pat them? Or what are
Speaker 5: the rules around there?
Speaker 3: If anybody wants the pat they can just come up
Speaker 3: and ask us. Usually, unless we're dealing with the situation,
Speaker 3: then we're happy to let them have a pat.
Speaker 2: Now. Also, I've seen a police dog squad. They will
Speaker 2: carry what's wrong.
Speaker 5: He's doing like a dog. He's using his back leg
Speaker 5: to scratch.
Speaker 2: Him, but he's just shuffling around. I thought, thought the
Speaker 2: present for us on Clarendon Street. Someone is going to
Speaker 2: ask I've seen the dog squad.
Speaker 4: They will carry treats and stuff for the animals, Like
Speaker 4: after you take down him, do you throw a carrot
Speaker 4: there way or.
Speaker 2: Anything like that.
Speaker 16: Yeah, we definitely work out what they like, and a
Speaker 16: lot of them they go to his licorice, So we'll
Speaker 16: have a little bag of that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, definitely licorice, very or traditional No.
Speaker 9: No, just just just standard licorice.
Speaker 2: Raspberry for us. There we go, Yeah, raspberry man. Do
Speaker 2: you know how they used to get mister ed to talk?
Speaker 2: How they used to put peanut butter and its slips
Speaker 2: and that used to move. There's a little just like that,
Speaker 2: Just like that. I don't think we should be doing
Speaker 2: anything with them. Can I ask a serious story, Clint?
Speaker 2: Can I ask on a serious note?
Speaker 4: Is there a particular job that's stuck with you after
Speaker 4: all your years in this branch mode?
Speaker 16: Yeah, yeah, there's there's a few. But I think a
Speaker 16: good day at work is when you've made a difference.
Speaker 16: And there's been a couple of times when I feel
Speaker 16: like if I hadn't been there and found the person
Speaker 16: that was missing and that kind of thing that they
Speaker 16: wouldn't have made it. So yeah, definitely that's the most
Speaker 16: rewarding thing for me is when you find somebody that's
Speaker 16: in a compromising situation and you you've located them and
Speaker 16: can return them to their family.
Speaker 9: Definitely, that is amazing.
Speaker 2: Do you feel safe on the back of these like
Speaker 2: when you're in a big crowd, super safe.
Speaker 16: Yeah, they've got They've got our back, I've got hers.
Speaker 16: We're like a well old machine, your tea family.
Speaker 3: Definitely, we form a really good bond with the horses.
Speaker 3: Now it's just you both kind of give each other
Speaker 3: a lot of confidence.
Speaker 5: Can I ask what came first?
Speaker 6: Will you horse riders that then said I want to
Speaker 6: be a police a policeman or are you police people?
Speaker 5: That then go, actually, I'm going to learn to ride
Speaker 5: a horse.
Speaker 3: I've been riding since I was about ten years old, right.
Speaker 3: I did work experience with the mounted branch when I
Speaker 3: was in year nine or ten in high school.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 3: Ever since then, that has been a dream goal of
Speaker 3: mine to get into the mounted branch. So I'm essentially
Speaker 3: leaving my dream at the moment.
Speaker 2: Anthony, I'm hitting for a jockey Seymour next Saturday. You're interested,
Speaker 2: might have to lose a bit away, but yeah, no,
Speaker 2: one's up to the ride for.
Speaker 1: A little bit.
Speaker 2: We'll get the garbage bags over you and you can
Speaker 2: do lapse of clarinets.
Speaker 6: Oh guys, these guys are so beautiful. Thank you so
Speaker 6: much for bringing them down today. Now this one keeps
Speaker 6: doing like, you know, like a cartoon bull who's going
Speaker 6: to foot.
Speaker 4: It's looking at me like I'm a bloody rider. I'm
Speaker 4: all good mate, sign off, Jason is just before we
Speaker 4: let you go. She's going to kill me for doing this.
Speaker 4: But Simon, can you please demonstrate that piece of.
Speaker 5: Equipment you have on your so there's a little throwing
Speaker 5: me under the bus.
Speaker 2: He don't touch her equipment.
Speaker 5: No, you can't touch it.
Speaker 9: I'll hold you that if you get closer to this
Speaker 9: all you hold them.
Speaker 2: Okay, So you give me a demonstration of how you
Speaker 2: would pull a car over this is.
Speaker 16: She's got as red, it's flashing pleas will take it seriously.
Speaker 2: It's quite degrading, isn't it.
Speaker 5: It's a bit pathetic.
Speaker 4: Don't breath test Jason. Honestly, it's the size of a
Speaker 4: lighter and it just flashes.
Speaker 2: You know what it is. It's very reminiscent of the
Speaker 2: nightlight we have in my two year old bench. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Well if you say that, take it seriously, because these
Speaker 6: guys mean serious business jokes A thank you.
Speaker 2: So much for the work you do. We really appreciate it.
Speaker 2: Thanks guys, thank you.
Speaker 9: Thank you.
Speaker 6: Having We love the VIC Police. You do an amazing job,
Speaker 6: as do these beautiful horses.
Speaker 4: All live from Clarendon Street hanging out with the Mounted
Speaker 4: Police this morning to improve the pope.
Speaker 2: This is nover.
Speaker 4: Let's try and offload five thousand dollars. We've already done
Speaker 4: it once this week and hopefully we will do it
Speaker 4: again today.
Speaker 5: Let's go to Allison from Kalorama. Good morning Allison, Oh,
Speaker 5: good morning Allison. My dad lising. Are you Kalorama? Mount
Speaker 5: Dandyong That's where my dad lives.
Speaker 4: Do you know Bobby Phillips.
Speaker 5: Wow, he'll be devastated because he thinks he's a malibrity.
Speaker 5: He is a Mount dandy Nong celebrity.
Speaker 2: Hey, oh, let's try and do this.
Speaker 4: Do you want an easy question for fifty bucks, medium
Speaker 4: question for five hundred or do you want to roll
Speaker 4: the dice in a hard one and possibly walk out
Speaker 4: of here with five thousand bucks.
Speaker 2: What are we doing? Yeah, you are five thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: That's right, thanks to your play mate with goodness of
Speaker 4: real fruit and dollops of happiness. Opened the tub of joy,
Speaker 4: and you play your day.
Speaker 5: I had one of those sugar free ones the other day.
Speaker 2: It was with some grana.
Speaker 5: Anyway, let's try and win, Alison, five thousand dollars. All right,
Speaker 5: here we go.
Speaker 6: You're gonna hear a question. You'll hear a three two
Speaker 6: one countdown. You need to answer before that countdown ends,
Speaker 6: and the five k will be coming your way.
Speaker 5: Good luck.
Speaker 4: Here comes your five thousand dollars question.
Speaker 2: When it comes to European carmaker BMW, what do those
Speaker 2: letters stand for?
Speaker 9: Three two best.
Speaker 5: Best motor Wheels?
Speaker 2: I like it, I like it Bavarian motor works.
Speaker 5: Crazy BMW.
Speaker 6: I like best motor wheels better, Allison. I think they've
Speaker 6: really had a missed opportunity there.
Speaker 4: Good guess though motor works.
Speaker 11: Oh interesting, you did not know.
Speaker 2: That reminds me of the chocolate Bavarian. I love a
Speaker 2: chocolate Bavarian. Oh so did I. In nineteen eighty six,
Speaker 2: that beautiful crust they've changed them. What do you mean
Speaker 2: they've changed? Did they go broke Sarah Lee? They were
Speaker 2: talking about it, But Sarah's Sarah's back back.
Speaker 4: Sarah's back back baking. Yep, it's back on the tools.
Speaker 2: But the chocolate Bavarian. Oh, it's like a moose cake
Speaker 2: with crust.
Speaker 5: Sarahly left the building.
Speaker 2: I think Sarah's back. Yeah, I think I think Nana's
Speaker 2: might have saved on your nana.
Speaker 4: Hey, guys, coming up next?
Speaker 2: What do you mean more scintillating conversation to come.
Speaker 4: We're around at a friend's place the other week and
Speaker 4: I opened one of their drawers, and in hindsight, maybe
Speaker 4: I shouldn't have because I found something in there that
Speaker 4: absolutely flawed me.
Speaker 6: Oh, you never know what's happening behind closed doors, Jay,
Speaker 6: I hope they're having fun with it.
Speaker 2: You're not going to see this one. Come and let
Speaker 2: me tell you and we'll go there next.
Speaker 5: Today it's been my favorite morning in a long time.
Speaker 6: Guys, we've had we've just had horses in for the police,
Speaker 6: and soon we've got the real housewives of Salt Lake City.
Speaker 4: My hands smell like horse, I don't think so.
Speaker 5: I've done a full.
Speaker 2: Body wash say Molts as well. Those shed their winter
Speaker 2: for I was rubbing against Porsche and a bit multi.
Speaker 5: Okay, it's not the first time you said that. Okay.
Speaker 4: The song you're listening out for cold Play btes my universe.
Speaker 4: When you hear that, give us a ring and tickets
Speaker 4: to cold Play will be yours. I can still see
Speaker 4: it clear as day. We were at a friend's place
Speaker 4: the other week. Lovely Lady, which friends don't.
Speaker 2: I don't want to mention names.
Speaker 5: I'll get to the bottom of that by the end
Speaker 5: of this.
Speaker 1: Currie.
Speaker 2: No, it wasn't doesn't carry the party month nine. It
Speaker 2: wasn't nine ten.
Speaker 4: Minutes Okay, anyway, it wasn't Ben's missus sidesh.
Speaker 2: It wasn't sidesh. He was asleep, wasn't the g man?
Speaker 5: Okay, so well, you don't have any other friends, so
Speaker 5: someone's lying. N Okay, let's go all right.
Speaker 4: So we're at their place and the kids were all
Speaker 4: playing kids. We were there picking up their kids because
Speaker 4: I was taking them to a birthday party.
Speaker 2: Great.
Speaker 4: We were doing a last minute present wrap.
Speaker 5: Can I do a time check time and day?
Speaker 2: This was a.
Speaker 4: Sunday, two pm afternoon. Okay, we needed sticky tape. The
Speaker 4: owner said, do you mind grabbing some in the kitchen.
Speaker 4: It's in the kitchen draws. What draw would you think?
Speaker 4: Sticky tape is down?
Speaker 5: Second draw in the No, mine's in the top drawer
Speaker 5: on the second.
Speaker 4: One of the top draws always cutlery. Second draw is
Speaker 4: mess No, no, no sc utense. Yeah, herd draw glad wrap.
Speaker 6: Well, it depends if there's only one roll of drawer.
Speaker 6: See my draw I've got like four across and three down.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's normally always four down. Your kitchen's been built wrong.
Speaker 5: No, but I've got yees. So I've got like coloring
Speaker 5: in the top one.
Speaker 6: The next one across on the top is like scissors wrapping,
Speaker 6: not wrapping pepper sticky tape.
Speaker 4: Normally the bottom drawer is the random drawer.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well yeah, I opened the drawer looking for sticky tape,
Speaker 4: and I see a clear container.
Speaker 5: Tupperware sometimes in the bottom drawer.
Speaker 4: Well, there was one little bit of tupperware in there. Yeah,
Speaker 4: And I look in and the lid was clear as day,
Speaker 4: and looking up at me was a shriveled up piece
Speaker 4: of dry skin. And I said, what the hell is that?
Speaker 4: And she proceeded to tell me it was her belly
Speaker 4: button from a childrumbellico, cause, yeah, her parents had kept
Speaker 4: a piece of her umbilical, not the kids.
Speaker 5: For forty years. It's tupperware in the seventeen.
Speaker 4: Foot Well, I'm sure it's gone from top ofwre topplewar
Speaker 4: to container to contain.
Speaker 2: Why are we keeping it?
Speaker 5: How is it not so delicate? Wouldn't it just break?
Speaker 4: It was just in a little square piece. I gave
Speaker 4: it a shake. Was it in liquid?
Speaker 2: No? It was just dry?
Speaker 4: Yeah, going quite like when I shook it, you could
Speaker 4: hear it tap the sounds.
Speaker 2: No, that's not on. And I was like, what because
Speaker 2: hanging on the Christmas tree?
Speaker 7: What is this?
Speaker 4: And she goes, Oh, that's my belly button.
Speaker 5: Don't you don't put that in the kitchen. What if
Speaker 5: someone thinks it's a cat treat?
Speaker 4: Her parents used to keep that sort of stuff in
Speaker 4: the kitchens.
Speaker 5: Nah, But people are doing it. There was something on
Speaker 5: one hundred with Andy Lee last night about someone keeping
Speaker 5: an ambilly people people are now putting them in capsules
Speaker 5: and eating them. Some people just eat the whole percenta
Speaker 5: the whole thing.
Speaker 2: What's in it?
Speaker 5: They boil it and eat it.
Speaker 6: It's actually they say it is the best source of
Speaker 6: vitamins that you can possibly have, some kind.
Speaker 2: Of things like that is the chicken breast or barock
Speaker 2: and people.
Speaker 6: Are now taking the fluid of the ambilical cord. Yeah,
Speaker 6: and it is like the best because it is the
Speaker 6: purest form of human DNA.
Speaker 4: A friend of ours got it made into capsules.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: No, but there's this other thing now, I don't I
Speaker 6: don't know if you can do it in Australia probably not.
Speaker 6: And you like they freeze it and then if you
Speaker 6: get serious illnesses or something down the track, they.
Speaker 5: Can do something with it.
Speaker 2: Thirteen more sinse But I wouldn't put it in the kitchen.
Speaker 4: Fridge thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 5: You don't keep body parts in the kitchen. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Well that's what we're about to find out.
Speaker 5: What if you got a rogue body partner?
Speaker 9: Kids?
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four ten do you keep body parts? Body
Speaker 4: part like clippings of hair?
Speaker 2: Children?
Speaker 4: People that keep teeth freak? No, that mean I think
Speaker 4: has them, not all of them thirteen twenty four.
Speaker 5: Keep like when they get their wisdom teeth out and
Speaker 5: they're like, oh, look at this. Actually, sorry, we've got
Speaker 5: one of those freaks in here. Producergees had a cyst
Speaker 5: cut out of his head in a glass jar.
Speaker 2: Key, you kept your cist?
Speaker 4: Where's your cist now?
Speaker 2: Well the doctor gave it to me in a little
Speaker 2: jar and I held it for a little while, but
Speaker 2: he's sent it off to I don't know the fire
Speaker 2: now or whatever it's Do you remember when Archie had
Speaker 2: two year old? Archie had two year old cut the
Speaker 2: top of his toe.
Speaker 5: Can we keep the tie?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we keep it in a glad bat next to
Speaker 4: the nuggets in the freezer. We lost it during the moon.
Speaker 2: That's disgusting.
Speaker 5: Well, you accidentally ate it.
Speaker 2: Mum's got our baby hare in a photo album. She looked.
Speaker 4: It's little tough, guys, look at the phone lines. Thirteen
Speaker 4: twenty four ten. Do you keep body parts? We'll come
Speaker 4: back and hit the on the other side of thirteen
Speaker 4: twenty four ten? Do you collect body parts?
Speaker 5: We're not coping.
Speaker 4: We were at a friend space the other day. I,
Speaker 4: when looking for sticky tape, opened the drawer and found
Speaker 4: a belly.
Speaker 6: Button and I just said, people are freaky. And my
Speaker 6: dad has just sent me a photo saying this is
Speaker 6: one of your brother's teeth? Bottom kitchen draw blue box
Speaker 6: looks like a hearst hearset. I think I'm one of
Speaker 6: the weirdos you're talking about. Oh my god, one of
Speaker 6: those families.
Speaker 2: How are you? What do you keep in the kitchen?
Speaker 10: I keep my son's supernumeral teeth in the kitchen cupboards.
Speaker 5: But why is everyone keeping them in the kitchen?
Speaker 10: Oh so his baby teeth fell out and then he
Speaker 10: grew the stangli like teeth.
Speaker 11: Surgically removed, and now he's put his little teeth.
Speaker 5: Why do you keep them in the kitchen? I feel
Speaker 5: like it's a bathroom job.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, really.
Speaker 11: I just found them the other day when I was
Speaker 11: looking for Where were they.
Speaker 10: Bug my glasses in my kitchen?
Speaker 5: And what do they kept in?
Speaker 2: And they.
Speaker 11: Like those surgical I.
Speaker 4: Don't know if I want to be opening your cupboards
Speaker 4: to get a glass of water and see what I
Speaker 4: think is a specimen?
Speaker 2: What are you going to do?
Speaker 6: It's a bit like a spice jay. You don't want
Speaker 6: to be trying to put the kumen on the next week.
Speaker 5: What are you doing with them round home?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 10: I just kept them because I thought they were pretty cool.
Speaker 2: You should get a you know how, we went to
Speaker 2: Jenny Surfer. Yeah place done's Fiona foroner? What have you kept?
Speaker 12: I actually encapsulated my last child placenta and took that
Speaker 12: after he was born in capsule form.
Speaker 5: See now everyone's doing this. It's meant to be very
Speaker 5: good for you, isn't it, Fiona?
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 12: It's anecdotal, so they haven't really done a lot of
Speaker 12: research on it, but you generally two ways of doing it.
Speaker 12: You can seem it and with ginger chili and lemon
Speaker 12: it's kind of a hot cold tea balancing, and then
Speaker 12: you dehydrate it like jerki, grind it out and capsules?
Speaker 5: Wait are people doing this themselves?
Speaker 4: Something of mine?
Speaker 2: Got it done?
Speaker 4: He had to run down out the front little hatchback
Speaker 4: pulled up outside the hospital and he gave.
Speaker 5: Was like she's cooking it on her smeg at home
Speaker 5: in a story.
Speaker 12: So yeah, I did my own, but I also used
Speaker 12: to do them.
Speaker 2: For what you made jerky out of it?
Speaker 12: That's jerky?
Speaker 2: Yep?
Speaker 12: Pretty much?
Speaker 5: What does it cost to get your placenta made into jerky?
Speaker 12: So this was a couple of probably about nine or
Speaker 12: ten years.
Speaker 5: Ago, Well, you're a pioneer.
Speaker 12: I kind of did it before it became a lot
Speaker 12: more popular than what it is now. And I think
Speaker 12: from memory it was about one hundred and twenty dollars
Speaker 12: we would charge, and that's sort of covered doory material.
Speaker 5: You do discost Did you do it with garlic discount?
Speaker 12: If I've had twins or something, yeah, we would do
Speaker 12: a discount or twins you could do too.
Speaker 6: Do you eat or cook any other body parts at
Speaker 6: don No, it is meant to be very very good
Speaker 6: for a lot of people do it.
Speaker 4: When she said there's two different ways, I thought she
Speaker 4: was going to say swallow was suppository.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but she's just done the percenta. Then tomorrow night
Speaker 2: she's going to stem the broccoli. Seriously, it's wild.
Speaker 5: Working part.
Speaker 4: Now she uses steam and she got those different levels.
Speaker 6: And then the next No, I think she's doing it
Speaker 6: in like a camping stove in the laundry, steaming placenta
Speaker 6: in your kitchen, she would ginger, not with the dim.
Speaker 2: Seems placenta dripping down on the brocoln.
Speaker 5: And then you dry it into jerk.
Speaker 4: If you toasted almonds over the top, you wouldn't be
Speaker 4: able to tell you different get.
Speaker 2: To Christy Christie in Mornington, Good morning Christy? Do you Christy?
Speaker 2: You are sick?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 13: I I didn't do this.
Speaker 5: My husband did. When our dog was needed.
Speaker 11: Hele on top of the free you know what.
Speaker 5: And I remember Sam Newman doing that on the Footy Show.
Speaker 5: He pulled out a jar dogs.
Speaker 11: He used to actually take them, and when our boys
Speaker 11: would misbehave, he would threaten them and say.
Speaker 12: I'll cut your nuts off.
Speaker 5: And did they behave Christie?
Speaker 11: Yeah, they were really well behavior.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Bloody would and I've never even met him. Jerky
Speaker 4: all right, wasn't it any reckon? The poor dog feels
Speaker 4: when he sees the dad walking around with these nuts
Speaker 4: and he's here, he's dead.
Speaker 5: He turned Christie down and when he turned her back up,
Speaker 5: she said the dog passed away.
Speaker 2: Miss sorry, my bad.
Speaker 5: Do you think the Agates got buried with the dog?
Speaker 2: Probably you still got the bulls or did they go
Speaker 2: with the dog, Christie?
Speaker 11: They did, They did get buried with the dog.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he wanted to be buried as a whole person.
Speaker 4: Cold Play on the air here on number one hundred.
Speaker 4: It is Jason Lauren clint is joining us as well.
Speaker 17: Also, that's right, We've got you Play tickets.
Speaker 2: Look at the phone lines. Go it should be popular, James.
Speaker 2: Should we go to.
Speaker 4: Kill or Park?
Speaker 5: Angela? Good morning?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Do you have any links to any Coldplay songs?
Speaker 17: Yes?
Speaker 2: I do. It was our wedding song, which.
Speaker 5: One, Oh Madgie? Of course it will Now how loud
Speaker 5: we could? Can you scream? It's a screaming competition and
Speaker 5: the loudest scream is going to win.
Speaker 11: I'm a Greek mother, so I could come on, Angela.
Speaker 5: Open the lungs. You getting the Corplay tickets?
Speaker 2: Cold Play tickets to yours?
Speaker 5: The Greek moms can scream.
Speaker 4: They are playing Marvel Stadium October thirtieth until the third
Speaker 4: of November, and we have more tickets to go tomorrow.
Speaker 4: On the show Amazing on No, but let's say hello
Speaker 4: to our next guest.
Speaker 2: Our next guests a couple of more Thans who went
Speaker 2: on a reality TV shows.
Speaker 1: A quick lesson on how to be a good Mormon.
Speaker 1: Don't you don't swear to treat your body like a tempo?
Speaker 5: It is so hard to be a good Mormon.
Speaker 2: From the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Please welcome
Speaker 2: pay the Guy and Whitney Rose.
Speaker 5: Jyce, Lauren and Clint is here as well.
Speaker 1: Hello Clint, You're not on the marquee.
Speaker 2: Died dotty, but everyone.
Speaker 1: Likes it'll be difficult. We're doing here in Sydney, Australia,
Speaker 1: first time down under, well, not first time down under,
Speaker 1: the first time in Australia.
Speaker 2: Can you expire?
Speaker 1: Well, Whitney, you take it, Whitney.
Speaker 7: I know my way around down under a little bit.
Speaker 1: I'm mostly above the waist type of gal.
Speaker 7: But listen, she's a little more prude than I am.
Speaker 7: But don't you think the sticks first of all more
Speaker 7: down under? Don't you like that she doesn't like it
Speaker 7: Whitney and Heather down under?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you keep saying if you Whitney and neither
Speaker 1: go down under and it sounds a little dirty.
Speaker 8: We do.
Speaker 1: I don't like to announce my plans before I arrive,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm like there to be an element of surprise.
Speaker 1: Where am I going to go next? You don't know?
Speaker 1: Down under?
Speaker 2: Up the top? Am I just teasing? Oh my god?
Speaker 6: We just don't even need to say anything. Well, I
Speaker 6: just want to listen to you two talk about this.
Speaker 4: I was going to say, do you guys get tripped
Speaker 4: out going to a completely different country and seeing people
Speaker 4: recognize you and know so much about your lives.
Speaker 1: We well, first of all, we love it, but it
Speaker 1: has been wild, yes, and so much fun. We feel
Speaker 1: like we've lived three lives in like the last twenty
Speaker 1: four hours.
Speaker 7: I have to say that the fans are what makes
Speaker 7: it worth it. Like all the drama and the chaos
Speaker 7: we go through, these experiences are what make it worth.
Speaker 1: It, being just the pure adoration. You know, you'd be
Speaker 1: surprised how filled your soul.
Speaker 6: Ladies, I've just got in to the Real Housewives of
Speaker 6: Salt Lake Stop.
Speaker 5: Watching, and I'm loving it. But I'm watching from the start, right. So,
Speaker 5: I've been telling the boys about the Mormons, obviously in
Speaker 5: Salt Lake City, and it seems like a whole series
Speaker 5: of naughty Mormons.
Speaker 1: Listen, naughty Mormons. They are a heart topic right now,
Speaker 1: there's the Mormon moment happening.
Speaker 5: So I once went to a Mormon wedding. It was
Speaker 5: a gay Mormon wedding, which is actually not really yeah, right, so.
Speaker 6: It was it was a naughty well, it was a
Speaker 6: really naughty wedding. Well, one was a Mormon and one
Speaker 6: was in a Mormon. And it was a bunch of
Speaker 6: drunk Aussies on one half of the wedding and a
Speaker 6: bunch of Mormons who were still excited about the union though.
Speaker 6: And it was the wildest wedding I've ever been to.
Speaker 1: We know how to have fun. Did it have a bar?
Speaker 1: It had half half had a Baryeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, the Mormons weren't drinking, but the Aussies.
Speaker 2: Were drinking out of you ladies. So you Mormon, Well
Speaker 2: you can't take.
Speaker 1: The Mormon out of me, but I'm no longer practicing Mormon.
Speaker 1: So the pants somewhere.
Speaker 2: Does that mean you can do everything that?
Speaker 1: You can do everything down under party?
Speaker 7: And I've removed my name from the Mormon Church so
Speaker 7: i can do whatever I want.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: Yes, they're going to have to run me out on
Speaker 1: a rail.
Speaker 9: I'm going to make them.
Speaker 2: Can't Mormons traditional?
Speaker 8: Okay?
Speaker 1: Well, active practicing Mormons. Can't drink coffee, can't smoke, can't
Speaker 1: drink alcohol, can't have sex outside of the bonds of marriage,
Speaker 1: can't look at I mean they have of their income
Speaker 1: all to the church.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: You have to volunteer your time and dedicate everything you
Speaker 1: are am and hope to be to the building up
Speaker 1: of the Kingdom of God on the face of the.
Speaker 7: Can do all of those things. You're promised to have
Speaker 7: husbands and wives and kingdoms.
Speaker 1: Well only one husband, but multiple wives and kingdoms and
Speaker 1: your own planet.
Speaker 7: Your own planet one days not we're.
Speaker 1: Void and we don't get our own planet. Now we
Speaker 1: avoided that, we got we got to have.
Speaker 7: I'm literally claiming that part of Mormonism. I hit my
Speaker 7: own planet and stars and moon.
Speaker 1: If you get your own planet, then that's a violation
Speaker 1: of the role. And I'm asking for a refund.
Speaker 7: The worst part is when you leave, you do not
Speaker 7: get a refund or a rebategniting for years and.
Speaker 1: You bet they want our ten percent now that we're
Speaker 1: doing well on Housewife, Yeah, I bet.
Speaker 2: How am apart from that community? What about friends and family?
Speaker 2: Have you been.
Speaker 4: Asked from some family members after what you guys do
Speaker 4: on the show?
Speaker 1: Yeah, shunned, absolutely shuns the common term. Yeah, you're ostracized
Speaker 1: from your community, your family. I'm a strange for my family, really,
Speaker 1: but it's a process.
Speaker 7: Though she's a strange. But I was estranged before the show, right,
Speaker 7: and now my family's starting to come back. So Heather
Speaker 7: is about five years behind.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but your cycle was about a fifteen year cycle,
Speaker 1: so I have I've got a good ten years before
Speaker 1: they come they come round, having a lot of fun
Speaker 1: in those ten years the Salt Lake City House.
Speaker 6: I want some Housewives juice, right, because you guys are
Speaker 6: wanted the newer franchises.
Speaker 5: Do you have much to do with the other franchises?
Speaker 6: And who has been the most friendly and who's been
Speaker 6: like the most savage to you guys, because I feel
Speaker 6: like the like oge housewives would be real.
Speaker 1: Well in person, I've never had anyone not be anything
Speaker 1: but ridiculously nice and like there's a real sorority feel
Speaker 1: and everybody that gets along. But on social media it
Speaker 1: can be a different.
Speaker 5: Who's the worst name and shame? Who's the meanest?
Speaker 1: Who's been the meanest here with Beverly Hills.
Speaker 7: No, Beverly Hills has actually been really supportive. No New
Speaker 7: York No, I think it's my own cast.
Speaker 1: We hated the most of any of the other franchises.
Speaker 5: Is jin still in prison? Yes, Oh my gosh. And
Speaker 5: when does she get out?
Speaker 1: I don't know because they keep, like I see it
Speaker 1: in the press that they're reducing her sentence and stuff.
Speaker 1: But she was sentenced to six and a half years.
Speaker 2: And what you doing Tom?
Speaker 5: It was something from years ago, It wasn't it.
Speaker 7: It was like she ran tell her Yeah, she ran
Speaker 7: a tele a marketing scheme that defrauded the elderly and
Speaker 7: vulnerable and she was.
Speaker 5: A real Housewife of Salt Like City. Now she's in prison.
Speaker 5: Do you guys stay in touch?
Speaker 2: Do you have a visit?
Speaker 5: Does she call you?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 1: No, we're not on the visitor list.
Speaker 2: Go figure, that'll be a nice spot for an episode.
Speaker 5: So she's not going to get a welcome home party
Speaker 5: when she gets out.
Speaker 1: Depends on how the ratings are going, guys.
Speaker 2: If we need a visit to wrap up the season.
Speaker 5: Can you I can see people going through a visit.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Look ladies, it's going so well here
Speaker 4: in Australia. It's so nice to have you guys down under.
Speaker 4: Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Weather, Real Housewives of
Speaker 4: Salt Like City can strain Season five on Hey You
Speaker 4: the same day as the US, and brand new episodes
Speaker 4: are released every Thursday.
Speaker 2: Whitney and Heather, Ladies, thank you so much to join us.
Speaker 2: Proud you are on the air.
Speaker 4: With Jason Lauren. This is number one hundred. We're doing
Speaker 4: a thanks to what if It's Ozzie for travel Hey
Speaker 4: big show tomorrow. We are going to try and help
Speaker 4: a student here in Victoria have a dream come true.
Speaker 5: I know, I know, and I've been in this kid's
Speaker 5: shoes before, and I want to live a little.
Speaker 4: There is a kid here in Victoria.
Speaker 5: Who he's got a big asks, huge.
Speaker 4: Favor to ask, and it's got to do with his
Speaker 4: school formal and it does involve a very big act.
Speaker 4: And tomorrow we are going to do everything we can
Speaker 4: to try and make this happen for him.
Speaker 2: I really hope.
Speaker 5: I think it's Look it's not. He's not asking Jason
Speaker 5: right to the formal. No more exciting, that's gone.
Speaker 2: But I'm really hoping we can pull this off tomorrow
Speaker 2: because I think it would be on Thank you for
Speaker 2: being Anyway. More on that tomorrow.
Speaker 6: Well, today's been one of my favorite shows we've done
Speaker 6: in a long time. We had the Real Housewives of
Speaker 6: Salt Lake City.
Speaker 4: We had the Mounted Police, we had the horses here
Speaker 4: and we spoke.
Speaker 8: To you.
Speaker 4: People storing body parts at home.
Speaker 5: It was a real doing it.
Speaker 4: I don't forget. You can catch up on anything you missed.
Speaker 4: The podcast is up a little bit later on.
Speaker 5: We have cold Play tickets to give you more tomorrow.
Speaker 2: We do indeed, oh my gosh.
Speaker 5: Tune in tomorrow. If you miss them, I've giving you
Speaker 5: your cold Play ticket.
Speaker 4: It is going to be unreal. Performing Marvel Stadium October
Speaker 4: thirtieth until the third of November. Your chance to win
Speaker 4: more tickets tomorrow mels Inex will see it and by
Speaker 4: thank you.
Speaker 2: Lauren Wake up Feeling Good.
Speaker 10: No.
Speaker 5: One hundred Jason Lauren boll on Socials