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Speaker 1: With Kate podcast.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the podcast, guys, and I'd like to discuss

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Speaker 2: the worst pain ever. If you hear Tom sing, a

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Speaker 2: lot of people might say that is.

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Speaker 3: The best you could ever be for your ears.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, childbirth is not number one. I'm going to

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Speaker 2: give you that, Tom.

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Speaker 4: You also said, remember that time when you were at

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Speaker 4: that short stint as a magician, Tom, and you can

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Speaker 4: make that broom disappear? You said that was painful, But

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Speaker 4: I don't know where was that an illusion?

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Speaker 3: And up to call illusion or where did it gars clever? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Look, my time as David Cockerfield was was not not

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Speaker 5: the best. I'm not as proud of it as some

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Speaker 5: of the other stuff I've done.

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Speaker 2: Because you when you did the windsurfer not long ago,

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Speaker 2: which was just after the Hamburger, Yes, and I hadn't

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Speaker 2: seen much genital oreg army.

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Speaker 3: That looked painful in itself. Was that up there with

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Speaker 3: child one?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and it was painful also eating the sorry Fitz.

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Speaker 3: One thing that you couldn't disappear was the prison sentence though,

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Speaker 3: so you're not that much of a magician.

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Speaker 2: You'll find out the most painful things in this podcast.

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Speaker 1: This is the Fitsy and Whipper with Kate Richie podcast.

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Speaker 3: Let's talk about the subjects of daking because.

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Speaker 2: I long to watch me for his jeans down to

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Speaker 2: his shoes, because.

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Speaker 4: It's really it's things have changed these days. We know

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Speaker 4: it's a different landscape. You can't really dack. But if

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Speaker 4: you've had to deal with the dak before thirteen twenty fourteen,

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Speaker 4: where was it? Because it happened over the weekend on

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Speaker 4: Fox Sports so trial game Paramatta Ills and Zach Lomax

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Speaker 4: was getting interviewed by a Fox Sports Eloisa here on

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Speaker 4: Friday night was interviewing Zach Lomax on the sideline when

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Speaker 4: Joe of a Heng guy came around the back, around

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Speaker 4: the back of the interview of Zach Lomac getting interviewed

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Speaker 4: and dacked him from behind.

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Speaker 3: Have a listened to this.

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Speaker 4: It's so good and from the coach of staff all

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Speaker 4: the way down, I absolutely love it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, put his finey butt Jason Ryle's obviously.

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Speaker 6: Because he gets.

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Speaker 3: Dacked live on television stuff.

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Speaker 6: Give it up to the crowd.

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Speaker 3: Because he long heards.

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Speaker 2: Now there's certain levels of dacking and that's why I

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Speaker 2: should always have your hands in your pockets too.

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Speaker 3: Ladies and gentlemen.

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Speaker 2: But I mean, if your dacked fits, that's one thing.

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Speaker 2: The full dacking where the brief is caught underneath the

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Speaker 2: short or the pant as well. What happened there to

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Speaker 2: that bloke? Did he lose his undies as well?

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, the undies did not go get It's okay,

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Speaker 4: but a lot of people are blowing.

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Speaker 3: Up about it. You just can't do the dack anymore.

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Speaker 3: The dack's over.

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Speaker 4: And I suppose in a change room you can do it,

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Speaker 4: do a dack, but I suppose out in public you

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Speaker 4: can't dack anymore.

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Speaker 2: That's the point of the change room dacking. You want

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Speaker 2: it to be in public. I mean I dacked you

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Speaker 2: in reception one time when we were filming that we're

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Speaker 2: doing that, and I think I got you an absolute beauty.

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Speaker 3: The lift doors open as.

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Speaker 2: Well, someone got out as you were bending over to

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Speaker 2: pick up everything to Thomas.

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Speaker 4: Remember Tony Thomas's office, and what happened you did, all

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Speaker 4: you did, all you got my undies as well, that

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Speaker 4: was in the office was unbelievable.

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Speaker 3: You can't do that. Then the party's over, isn't it. Well?

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Speaker 4: I I still remember that there was a guy that

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Speaker 4: I used to go to school with, and he used

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Speaker 4: to time the decks so well that when you when

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Speaker 4: he got off the bus, the school bus, because you

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Speaker 4: used to watch people as they got off the bus.

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Speaker 4: He used to wave to mates and stuff like that,

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Speaker 4: because this one guy that he just used to dock

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Speaker 4: dak every time, and then you'd have the audience of

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Speaker 4: the bus. So this poor bugger is pulling up his

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Speaker 3: Just standing tommy the bus.

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Speaker 2: There was a moment fits on the beach. I think

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Speaker 2: we're in ner manly.

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Speaker 3: What over there? Tell me? I don't know what happened.

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Speaker 3: The strong wind came through a new lost you strides.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we were filming a wacky you know, parody video

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Speaker 3: Anotherwise no Direction. Actually that's up on it's up on YouTube.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and you yes, you pulled down both yes, my

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Speaker 5: pants and my under a.

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Speaker 3: Fresh breeze coming through there times fresh thing, and.

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Speaker 5: I was there, you know, four sheets to the wind

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Speaker 5: or whatever it's.

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Speaker 4: I think it was fresh water beaks too as well,

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Speaker 4: So it was there.

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Speaker 2: Was a fresh devastating news. If it's a case but

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Speaker 2: Daniel in Mattreville is the deck over?

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Speaker 3: Is this the death of the dack?

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Speaker 6: I think so?

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Speaker 8: I mean, I haven't say, dare for on that decade

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Speaker 8: or more?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Too long between over a decade of the deck, isn't that. Look,

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Speaker 4: let's get to Amanda in Boulkham Hills. You've got a

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Speaker 4: dacking stores for us?

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Speaker 3: I mean.

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Speaker 10: I do.

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Speaker 7: And like, firstly, can I say it's never not funny

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Speaker 7: the old jacking?

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Speaker 3: Thank you?

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Speaker 7: Yes, what didn't happen to me? It happened to my

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Speaker 7: husband at his twenty first cutting the cake. His friends

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Speaker 7: sorted to be funny to dack him in front of

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Speaker 7: the whole party. But it was a double jack. And

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Speaker 7: to this day he's now in his sixties. To this day,

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Speaker 7: old friends say to him, I've seen you, teker.

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Speaker 3: Yeah good stuff. See that's friendly, isn't it.

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Speaker 4: We at the footage fad at the footy club, we

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Speaker 4: had the Adams Family pinball machine and the highest score

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Speaker 4: was to get the highest score was one of the

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Speaker 4: biggest efforts that you could do down the Jorney Club.

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Speaker 4: And I remember there was a guy Chris Hansel who

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Speaker 4: had the highest score and if anyone was getting near

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Speaker 4: the highest score. I mean, you'd be so engrossed in

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Speaker 4: your game of.

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Speaker 3: Pinball and two tail machine.

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Speaker 4: Just before you'd get to the highest score, he would

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Speaker 4: dak completely dack you.

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Speaker 3: So you had to make a decision.

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Speaker 4: Do I want to go for the high school here

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Speaker 4: with my pecker out or just keep doing.

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Speaker 2: Just do I just keep playing Katrena and Windsor you

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Speaker 2: think it's never been a thing.

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Speaker 9: Well, I've always thought it was funny but hilarious. But

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Speaker 9: in nineteen ninety nine in Unine, my friend did it

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Speaker 9: to a girl that was there on the table in

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Speaker 9: the bus and she got done to sexular atmos.

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Speaker 4: Oh, well, this is where this is where you know

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Speaker 4: what it's funny at the time, Katrina, But this is

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Speaker 4: the thing.

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Speaker 3: There are consequences now and you cannot.

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Speaker 9: But even that was that was that's now. This was

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Speaker 9: back then, like this was in nineteen ninety nine when

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Speaker 9: he thought that it was hilarious to that every one, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it seems like they're ahead of their time.

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Speaker 3: Unfortunately, we'll see. This is the thing.

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Speaker 4: I think Joe off a hnguy and unfortunately for the

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Speaker 4: Paramount Els, he's gone.

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Speaker 3: Unfortunately, they've got to get rid of well.

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Speaker 2: Ollie said that he when he was at school, he

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Speaker 2: used to wear skins under his shorts because they got dact.

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Speaker 3: The whole time.

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Speaker 2: What a great idea, because he was so sick of

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Speaker 4: Go, well, that's the draw The draw cord was always good.

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Speaker 4: I mean, if you could tie up your shorts, you

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Speaker 3: But there was a lot of kids that could.

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Speaker 2: Because I've been dacking myself a lot. It's just I mean,

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Speaker 2: it's funny, you know, and it goes. Do you know what,

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Speaker 2: can I just tear this to me?

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Speaker 3: I don't. We're winding up.

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Speaker 2: You know when kids go to the bathroom at school, right,

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Speaker 2: might be I don't know, grade four or something, and

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Speaker 2: they pull their pants all the way down, so they

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Speaker 3: As a running joke, Andy Lee still does that. So

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Speaker 3: you'll go to the footy. You go to the footy

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Speaker 3: and you go.

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Speaker 2: For a whek and he pulls his pants and his

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Speaker 4: Then okay, what about this one on the show Chaise

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Speaker 4: just text I was double dacks live on a stage

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Speaker 4: production one in front of a sellout crown.

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Speaker 2: No, what did the pig ladies think of that?

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Speaker 3: Cha Oh my god?

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Speaker 2: I want a deackhead Birdie.

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Speaker 3: Grease Logan to see grease lightning John.

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Speaker 5: Travolan, John Travol.

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Speaker 3: He turned up within three seconds.

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Speaker 6: This is the fits You Whipper with Cape Richie podcast.

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Speaker 2: Let's talk about the pain game.

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Speaker 3: How reckon?

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Speaker 2: I'm getting worse with pain just because I don't like

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Speaker 2: being uncomfortable. I mean, I had my back lazer a

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Speaker 2: while ago. Fits you don't reckon? That gets a bit painful. God,

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Speaker 2: hair removal, you.

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Speaker 3: Know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: Sisters, the darker and the thicker the hair, the more

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Speaker 2: painful it is.

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Speaker 3: I have very thick, dark hair.

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Speaker 4: What's the worst pain of all time? Thirteen twenty four ten.

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Speaker 4: Let's ask Whipper's seat.

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Speaker 3: That funny, isn't.

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Speaker 11: Do you know?

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Speaker 2: There's a couple of things that aren't on the list.

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Speaker 2: You're right, fits, like my seats. Stepping on lego is

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Speaker 2: not on the list. If you get a square, right mate,

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Speaker 2: If you get a square under your heels.

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Speaker 3: It's not terrible.

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Speaker 2: If you forget your wedding anniversary, that can be really painful.

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Speaker 3: Stubbing your toes pretty bad, isn't it.

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Speaker 2: Fast talking American accents on YouTube shorts.

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Speaker 3: I find that really painful. I'm sick of that. Shut up, Sorry,

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Speaker 3: I snapped.

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Speaker 2: I read an article about this the other day, and

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Speaker 2: this is a different list, because oh look, we'll go

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Speaker 2: through the list first. But yes, thirteen twenty four ten

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Speaker 2: jump in. If you want to add to the list

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Speaker 2: about the most painful thing you can experience, then number

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Speaker 2: one is not childbirth.

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Speaker 3: It has to be mate. You cannot argue that. You can't.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you this because I mean, it's just the

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Speaker 2: article I read over the summer. It said the order

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Speaker 2: went childbirth, but sitting just above that was being burnt alive.

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Speaker 2: That is the ultimate pain. Now this list has something

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Speaker 2: different which I didn't realize. But if I roll through them,

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Speaker 2: and they're on a scart of ten fits. So you've

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Speaker 2: Over it, bone fracture. If you break your arm to

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Speaker 3: Gun shot anyone been shot? Does that hurt. You've been

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Speaker 2: That's a six gallstones coming at six point.

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Speaker 4: Three, golstones, keem stones coming at six point nine. Don't

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Speaker 3: Is that what you usually do? I mean Tommy did

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Speaker 5: Yeah, passing?

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Speaker 3: How do you pass a gallstone?

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Speaker 5: Tom were you're weird out through the eye, that's through

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Speaker 3: A small stone.

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Speaker 5: Oh, they're awful. Yeah, they're like crystallized balls.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, it's crazy, isn't it?

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Speaker 2: And where have you had that crystal crystallized balls? Remember

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Speaker 3: What did you have?

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Speaker 5: Like her, I had a hernia? That would be like

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Speaker 2: Okay, pancreatitis comes in, Yeah, that is I must admit.

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Speaker 4: That's painful. That's just a stomach cramp. Though you think

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Speaker 3: Are you what surgery?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Laura's given us killed from ron Park. Worst pain

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Speaker 11: Oh, there has to be the gore stones from the

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Speaker 11: gare ladder. I've had two kids, vaginal births, no pain relief.

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Speaker 11: I do that ten times a day over that gall

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Speaker 11: stone pain by far, the absolute worst.

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Speaker 3: Right. So gall stones you have to pass through you, and.

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Speaker 11: As well, kidney stones will pass, but the gorse stones.

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Speaker 11: I had stones blocking the boils up, so I got

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Speaker 10: My whole life.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Laura, thank you. I mean childbirth is

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Speaker 2: it number two?

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Speaker 3: You've had it all? Laura's had it all. Jackie in Mascot,

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Speaker 10: Yep?

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Speaker 12: Childbirth by far at home?

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Speaker 7: Accidentally at home?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, what.

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Speaker 7: Has been freak either? So she was born in the sack.

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Speaker 3: Oh my God, where were where were you, Jackie?

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Speaker 8: On my husband's side of the bed.

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Speaker 2: And then so how long did you leave the child

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Speaker 2: and the sack for Well, the ambulance officer broke the

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Speaker 2: sack open and bounce came. I've seen that because you're

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Speaker 2: really just removing it from the womb, aren't you. But

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Speaker 2: the sack is intact and the child is fine.

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Speaker 3: Yes, doctor whipflee, I would have been freaking all right,

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Speaker 3: let's get at you in Campbelltown. Worst pain you've ever experienced, Eric.

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Speaker 13: Guys a cut on your nipple in the midst of

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Speaker 13: winter during a snowfight.

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Speaker 2: What you got a snowball clip the tip of your nip?

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Speaker 3: Did it? Eric?

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Speaker 13: And the cut on the nipple like earlier than that?

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Speaker 13: But then when they had the genius to throw a

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Speaker 2: You shouldn't have to put up with that, Eric, It's

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Speaker 2: not on the list snowball to nipples.

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Speaker 4: SA Marathon runners at the end of the race with

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Speaker 4: bleeding nipples doesn't look.

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Speaker 2: Good either, doesn't Isn't that the worst?

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Speaker 3: Can we have a drummer off for number one? Jest?

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Speaker 3: It's called a cluster headache attack. Cluster head ain'te.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so that's just not your normal he an't know,

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Speaker 4: that's everything thrown in.

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Speaker 2: They compare the pain to an experience over a dozen

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Speaker 2: painful injuries all added up into one area of the head.

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Speaker 3: Cluster the cluster.

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Speaker 2: Headache attack, it can last hours.

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Speaker 3: The brain just gets everybody together, does it. Let's have

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Speaker 3: a crack.

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Speaker 2: So if you had a cluster headache attack with a

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Speaker 2: snowball on to the nipple, you're done, mate, You're.

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Speaker 3: Out as you're passing your kidney stone. Oh, they have

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Speaker 3: a good beat, trouble, have a good time. Albert in Marubra.

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Speaker 3: What what have you experienced?

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Speaker 10: Boys?

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Speaker 14: I'm going to give you, gentlemen and good morning. The

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Speaker 14: worst one I've had. I had the bike one, but

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Speaker 14: the worst one was the one coming back from Mooney,

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Speaker 14: coming back with fishing down rain I aqui fine, pick

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Speaker 14: the wall at one hundred, snap three ribs and snap

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Speaker 14: my my hip. My right hip snapped it completely.

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Speaker 4: So you weren't you weren't knocked out out, but you

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Speaker 4: were still with it the whole time.

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Speaker 10: Still with it.

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Speaker 14: But you know what, the hip was painful, But now

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Speaker 14: you can't paint on the ribs. You can't get past them.

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Speaker 14: You can't eat that. I reckon for me was the

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Speaker 3: How long was the recovery, Albert?

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Speaker 14: About six months? Pees was about four months. I learned

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Speaker 14: how to walk again. I had to redo the hip

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Speaker 14: again and that wasn't still pay.

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Speaker 2: For the man. I'm glad you're back on track, buddy.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for your story. Tanure in Kingswood the worst pain

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Speaker 2: in the world.

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Speaker 3: What is it?

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Speaker 15: I had my head drilled four times without any anesthetics

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Speaker 15: put on a brain surgery. I had stereotectics, so I

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Speaker 15: had like a metal thing on my head because I

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Speaker 15: was doing lasers and I had my head drilled with

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Speaker 15: no anesthetics four times.

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Speaker 2: So they couldn't use anesthetic for the sake of feeling

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Speaker 2: the brain.

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Speaker 15: The brain needed to be alert for the lasers and

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Speaker 15: so so since it was dull, it wouldn't work.

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Speaker 4: So that there had to be some kind of local

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Speaker 4: anesthetic though Tenure, there had to be no.

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Speaker 15: No, Hanah wasn't. It was just to full on and

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Speaker 15: I could feel the splats of the blood everywhere, and

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Speaker 15: I could feel the bones chipping. So I've had child

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Speaker 15: birth and I've had kidney stones and that.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, Tanya, what did they did you?

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Speaker 4: Did you have something to bite down on or what

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Speaker 4: There's got to be some kind of pain.

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Speaker 15: Related No, because they didn't really know it was they

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Speaker 15: were it was a really new thing then. It was

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Speaker 15: way back in ninety eight, so they they were contacting

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Speaker 15: the States and the stakes were sort of talking them

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Speaker 15: through it. And yes, it was it was really really bad,

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Speaker 15: but I got there. I had six months of rehead walking,

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Speaker 15: talking again and all that, but you know, back to normal.

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Speaker 3: Do you know what sort of drill they used tenure?

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Speaker 3: Was it a merkado?

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Speaker 15: I think it was something like a makita?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, that is to drill into your head. With

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Speaker 3: no anesthetic.

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Speaker 2: Series coming out next Fits, you're going to need the

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Speaker 2: whole seal in He's commercial radio.

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Speaker 3: We're going to have a crack at Tanya.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for sharing a story. My god, I'm glad you're okay.

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Speaker 1: Now the city and with the Where is Kate Whitchy Podcast?

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Speaker 3: Pitt Street Caterpillar Club. Wow, is this a secret show?

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Speaker 3: Drake was in town? Fits?

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Speaker 4: This is massive real He's kicked off her shows at

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Speaker 4: Kurdos Bank Arena and he this secret gig Caterpillar Corbon

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Speaker 4: Pitch Street.

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Speaker 3: Alexia in Ride was there. How did you get out?

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Speaker 3: How did you get in? Alexia?

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Speaker 12: I got added to a group chat on Instagram and

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Speaker 12: it was just a bunch of girls and they just

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Speaker 12: like like has to come to this party?

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. Okay, it's as simple as that. A

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Speaker 3: WhatsApp group. So what Drake's people slid into your DMS?

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Speaker 12: No, it was just like a random goal. And then

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Speaker 12: like I think like someone from she knew someone from

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Speaker 12: his team was in charge of like inviting girl.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: Okay, because Alexia, this happened down in Melbourne, Ryan and

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Speaker 4: they reckon that there was twenty five Missed Universe contestants there.

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Speaker 3: So at the at the crowd at.

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Speaker 4: The Caterpillar Club, was it was it more? Was there

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Speaker 4: a lot more females there?

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Speaker 12: Or I would say there was probably like forty girls,

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Speaker 12: fifty girls?

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Speaker 3: How many guys are?

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Speaker 12: Maybe like twenty? All that his team and.

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Speaker 3: Like that kind of right, So it was really quite intimate.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And what time than I was this at the

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Speaker 2: Caterpillar Club?

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Speaker 12: It was Mantter eleven thirty. I didn't get that till

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Speaker 12: like I think twelve, and then I probably got in

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Speaker 12: at like twelve fifteen and he was already.

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Speaker 3: Inside right after his show.

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Speaker 12: I think you had a show on a Friday night.

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Speaker 3: Right, Alexia? How big was his pusse?

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Speaker 1: Like?

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Speaker 4: How many crew did he have around him? Security guards

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Speaker 4: and that? Oh?

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Speaker 12: I would say, well, we didn't have the security around

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Speaker 12: him all the time, but sometimes you have like maybe

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Speaker 12: four security five security guards.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I saw some vision, Alexia. Was he talking about

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Speaker 4: Valentine's Day? Was that the second gig the Yeah? Right,

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Speaker 4: so what was he saying?

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Speaker 12: He were just asking like if girls had a Valentine's

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Speaker 12: to say, like digital Valentine's to come out tonight or

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Speaker 12: like anyone doing his special human.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Alexia did did anything with any of the girls

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Speaker 2: that were there? Seemed to carry on further after the show.

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Speaker 2: Were there any further drinks that kicked on or hey

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Speaker 2: you got a bit of a party back in my

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Speaker 2: room guys three.

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Speaker 3: O five be there?

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Speaker 7: No?

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Speaker 12: Not really, to be honest, not really. No.

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Speaker 3: Did he have favoritel songs?

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Speaker 12: No, Like he wasn't really like he would just like

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Speaker 12: walk around like no one really go up to him

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Speaker 12: or speaks to him or like so just kind of

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Speaker 12: doing his own thing, like he was really speaking that one.

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Speaker 3: H what songs? What songs did he play? Les?

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Speaker 12: Yea, he played some Party next door. I don't remember

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Speaker 12: what they're called, but he played some songs of Party

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Speaker 12: next Door and like some he's like.

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Speaker 2: New songs, right, anyone yell out every song? Request for

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Speaker 2: any Kendrick Lamar.

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Speaker 3: No one A.

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Speaker 12: I wanted to comment in the group chat about like Kendrismine,

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Speaker 12: It got removed in like two seconds.

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Speaker 3: Who was one of you?

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Speaker 16: Chat?

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Speaker 3: Was that one of your friends Alexia or someone you

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Speaker 3: didn't know, some random some random God.

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Speaker 4: See, this is why he's hiding down here in Australia.

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Speaker 4: I mean, what's the most what's the furthest most.

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Speaker 3: Place you can be from America and it's Australia.

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Speaker 4: And that's why I think he's going to be down

451
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Speaker 4: here for the next six months. So I mean, was

452
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Speaker 4: it I mean was it? Was it an amazing performance?

453
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Speaker 4: Alex ye Would you buy a ticket to go and

454
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Speaker 4: see Drake at Kudos Bank Arena or you just thought

455
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Speaker 4: it was just a bit of a great party.

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Speaker 3: To go to.

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Speaker 12: Well, I'm going to this concept. But yeah, it was

458
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Speaker 12: a great party, like very intimate, very like it was

459
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Speaker 12: so fun.

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Speaker 2: Can you let us know if the group chat fires

461
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Speaker 2: up again and there's another party or something going on,

462
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Speaker 2: you're the best.

463
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Speaker 3: I want to get involved. Guys.

464
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Speaker 2: He's playing tonight too, isn't he?

465
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Speaker 4: He doesn't want middle aged white men. If he does,

466
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Speaker 4: he's at his secret game.

467
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Speaker 3: You would love me. I'd be going, Hey, what about

468
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:19,480
Speaker 3: online playing old mate?

469
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Speaker 4: I just imagine him just scanning across a room of

470
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Speaker 4: young women just all screaming at him, and there's just

471
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Speaker 4: some guy. Drake's going in a gant polo, just like,

472
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Speaker 4: what's that dude doing in here? Oh my gosh, Drakee,

473
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Speaker 4: get that guy out.

474
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Speaker 6: This is the Fitz Whipper with Cape Ritchie podcast.

475
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Speaker 4: One of my favorite Instagram accounts is Humans of Banks Down.

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Speaker 3: Okay, let me have a look here.

477
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Speaker 4: There's a new law firm that has opened up in Fairfield,

478
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Speaker 4: Western Sydney and it's called Sydney Triumph Floyers up their

479
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Speaker 4: first video and it's just a guy at a chessboard,

480
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:06,680
Speaker 4: at a really really nice chess board, to the point

481
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:10,560
Speaker 4: that down in the comments, someone's got I got to

482
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Speaker 4: know where you bought that chess set man that looks

483
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Speaker 4: class and they said, I got it from France.

484
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Speaker 3: He says, do you have a link for it?

485
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Speaker 4: No, link, purchased it ten years ago during a euro trip.

486
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Speaker 4: And then Sydney Trump Layers have written yes, next time

487
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Speaker 4: I go there, I'll get you one. Anyway, they're in

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Speaker 4: front of a chess set and there's a couple of

489
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Speaker 4: solicitors there and they're selling the company.

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Speaker 3: Have a listen to this.

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Speaker 16: I said, they try employers. Every case to us that's presented,

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Speaker 16: we put in the same thought, mechanism and process as

493
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Speaker 16: if it's a chess game. Every case is important.

494
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Speaker 3: As a lawyer.

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Speaker 16: When I get a case, I can't just run. The

496
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Speaker 16: matter involves deep thinking, strategy and an elaborate network of

497
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Speaker 16: contacts to assist me to obtain the best possible outcome.

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Speaker 16: As Sydney Triumph Layers, we use the most reputable barristers

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Speaker 16: alongside the most reputable experts.

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Speaker 3: With our commitment, we can achieve your triumph.

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Speaker 4: Now, the first comment is I hired these guys to

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Speaker 4: help me out of a speeding fine. I'm currently serving

503
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Speaker 4: four consecutive life sentence. Then when you watch the video

504
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Speaker 4: back again with the chess set, one of the solicitors.

505
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:26,840
Speaker 3: Actually makes two moves in a row and a.

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Speaker 4: Go guys, A guy goes Bro's just made two moves

507
00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:32,200
Speaker 4: in a row. Tell me you don't understand the game

508
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:37,960
Speaker 4: of chess mate, how fokes most it's And then someone's

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Speaker 4: written representing banksdown drug charges since twenty twenty three and

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Speaker 4: Sydney Triumph of written back, Yes, we have extensive experience.

511
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Speaker 2: In drug related matter, so whatever be your issue, we'll

512
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Speaker 2: have a look at it for you.

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Speaker 3: Is it zero up front?

514
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:59,200
Speaker 4: Nothing until the way sometimes the Internet can produce shast gold.

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Speaker 2: Isn't it funny though that the comments section has turned

516
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:06,880
Speaker 2: into the gold when you watch like a video that's

517
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:09,520
Speaker 2: been put together where they just show the first photo

518
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:12,359
Speaker 2: and then the comments pop up and it's like the

519
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,320
Speaker 2: same group of guys who knock it out of the

520
00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:16,479
Speaker 2: park and they're so funny, and then someone are right,

521
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:19,760
Speaker 2: all right, boys were out of here like the joints job.

522
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:22,800
Speaker 3: Well, Nolesy's going to be playing backyard cricket.

523
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:24,200
Speaker 4: But even if you see if you go on to

524
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:27,720
Speaker 4: Nilesy's Facebook page, the amount of effort that people go

525
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:32,359
Speaker 4: to on Nlesy's Facebook page in the comments section is unbelievable.

526
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:35,359
Speaker 3: He's done well just to ignore it the whole time.

527
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:37,560
Speaker 3: But it's just style of control.

528
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Speaker 1: This is the Fitsy and Whipper with Kate Richie podcast, Seen.

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Speaker 2: That Songs, So Song His guys, we are back for

530
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Speaker 2: Songs to Song, Song Song, and I love to do

531
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Speaker 2: an introduction to somebody who's been waving their arms in

532
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:54,119
Speaker 2: the air with excitement.

533
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Speaker 3: Newsreader, Ash, Welcome, this is your first official round of

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00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:57,359
Speaker 3: Songs to.

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00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:58,040
Speaker 2: Song, Song Song.

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Speaker 6: Good morning.

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00:24:58,960 --> 00:24:59,880
Speaker 7: I am very nervous.

538
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:01,800
Speaker 2: Well when you rang me last week and said I

539
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:05,040
Speaker 2: kill it at this game behind the scenes, let me

540
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:05,960
Speaker 2: come on air and play.

541
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:08,080
Speaker 3: Let me come on, stop begging yourself.

542
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:12,560
Speaker 4: Loves loves a dance loves. Is this going to be

543
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:13,840
Speaker 4: tough one Tommy for you and I?

544
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,679
Speaker 5: Yeah, good luck fits.

545
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:17,080
Speaker 3: Ash on the dance floor.

546
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:21,080
Speaker 2: She is a suit it Okay, here we go, guys.

547
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:22,919
Speaker 2: You can't go out in the first round, so it's

548
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:24,840
Speaker 2: a warm up Ash. Everything will be okay.

549
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:26,520
Speaker 3: I'm going to walk you through it.

550
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,600
Speaker 2: So the word you need to put into a song

551
00:25:29,119 --> 00:25:31,040
Speaker 2: is the word can.

552
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:35,160
Speaker 6: Can You can can can can can?

553
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:38,800
Speaker 3: From the lone room?

554
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:44,320
Speaker 5: What about like I can? Sam Smith? How does that

555
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:47,160
Speaker 5: get to and can can can't.

556
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:53,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, can you feel the love? Elton John the Lion King?

557
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:55,640
Speaker 2: Great warm up team could have gone?

558
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:56,879
Speaker 3: Can you feel it? Jackson?

559
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:57,280
Speaker 5: Fine?

560
00:25:58,440 --> 00:25:59,840
Speaker 14: No one, no one?

561
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:02,600
Speaker 3: That one. We move on. That's why I say you

562
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:05,240
Speaker 3: could have gone with that. Okay. First of all, we

563
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:06,080
Speaker 3: all red answers.

564
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:08,920
Speaker 4: We all had answers.

565
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:12,280
Speaker 2: One of those mornings is welcome to Monday, case of

566
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:16,840
Speaker 2: the Mondays, and you move on.

567
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:23,760
Speaker 3: To the word is heart, heart to heart? What's that?

568
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:26,200
Speaker 3: Mac de Marco? Heart to Heart?

569
00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:29,560
Speaker 5: Very good? Yeah, I love that song. Head and Heart

570
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:31,360
Speaker 5: Joel Corey interesting?

571
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:42,600
Speaker 3: Total clips, total clips of the heart great, no assistance

572
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:44,200
Speaker 3: at all? What a song?

573
00:26:48,119 --> 00:26:51,760
Speaker 2: Tyer Cruise, Tommy, I mean, what a song?

574
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:52,480
Speaker 3: What an artist?

575
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:53,360
Speaker 5: What a guy?

576
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:55,080
Speaker 3: What a guy? What a legend?

577
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:58,160
Speaker 5: Did he wanted to take his sunglasses off for you guys?

578
00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:03,119
Speaker 3: Did? And then he we refused to talk to him.

579
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:06,160
Speaker 2: Ever again the quicker he doesn't come back.

580
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,680
Speaker 5: And the only tire you've banned from this show, which

581
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:09,680
Speaker 5: is interesting.

582
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:13,600
Speaker 3: Full his brother Tom was a big shadow, that Tom Cruise.

583
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:18,720
Speaker 3: Here we go. The word is fly, pretty fly for

584
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:20,239
Speaker 3: a white guy. I'll take that.

585
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:26,040
Speaker 5: Ryan, What about food fighters? Learned to fly?

586
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:32,520
Speaker 4: Tom Born, that's born to try.

587
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:38,199
Speaker 2: And fly, tom can you search you as a Delta

588
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:39,760
Speaker 2: Goodroom fly song?

589
00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:40,359
Speaker 15: Yeah?

590
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:45,080
Speaker 3: Your favorite, Kelly, Yeah, this.

591
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:50,120
Speaker 5: Not by Delta Goodroom. It's a lot of songs about

592
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:56,520
Speaker 5: the airline Delta. Born to Fly was a great show.

593
00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:58,520
Speaker 2: I'm going to let you carry on, Ash, I'm going

594
00:27:58,560 --> 00:27:59,560
Speaker 2: to let Ash carry on.

595
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:01,200
Speaker 6: To talking about flying.

596
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:06,840
Speaker 4: Why doesn't Quantus get Dealter on board to do Born

597
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:07,240
Speaker 4: to Fly?

598
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:12,000
Speaker 3: That is good, Get onto that Quantus. Okay.

599
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:17,880
Speaker 2: The word is American, American, American dirtbag, Yes.

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00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:21,960
Speaker 3: American DJ American.

601
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:24,680
Speaker 5: American American roster, American roster.

602
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:28,159
Speaker 3: No, Ryan James, where are you?

603
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:30,280
Speaker 5: American's Lenny Kravits song, wasn't it?

604
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:32,480
Speaker 3: American Brendo?

605
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:43,320
Speaker 2: Don't want to be an American idiot? Brian, You're gone,

606
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:46,040
Speaker 2: You're going on. Thank you for playing, Ash, Tommy.

607
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:48,480
Speaker 3: Here we go. The word is town.

608
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:55,800
Speaker 5: Town. Yeah, a town called Malice. A bit of an

609
00:28:55,800 --> 00:29:03,040
Speaker 5: old song, downtown, You're down town.

610
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:08,040
Speaker 2: Two very old songs could have gone with the boys

611
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:09,000
Speaker 2: are back in town.

612
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:12,800
Speaker 3: Or downtown Maclamore.

613
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:15,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, great songs.

614
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:18,360
Speaker 3: Okay, here we go, tom Ash.

615
00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:24,440
Speaker 2: The word is stuck, stuck on you, stuck on your.

616
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:30,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, I got a feeling stuck in the middle with you,

617
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:34,200
Speaker 5: one of the classic my wheel back World through to

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Speaker 5: the next round.

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00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:44,840
Speaker 3: Here we go, guys. The word is satisfaction. God, I

620
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:51,160
Speaker 3: ain't got no action wrong. That's a great ash.

621
00:29:52,280 --> 00:30:02,840
Speaker 17: Yeah, and she claims that congratulations takes out.

622
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:06,080
Speaker 3: With a little help from my friend.

623
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Speaker 1: This is the Fitting In with Cake Richie podcast.

624
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:11,920
Speaker 4: We know The Bachelors have been taken off air, but

625
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:15,240
Speaker 4: The Golden Bachelor is supposed to be on air this year.

626
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:19,480
Speaker 4: But we've heard We've heard that there's been a few problems.

627
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:25,160
Speaker 4: They're struggling to find contestants. Is the first one, which

628
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:28,560
Speaker 4: is understandable. I mean, you are quite a You're a

629
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Speaker 4: middle aged person with families, and you don't.

630
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:33,280
Speaker 3: Want to go on a reality show and look like

631
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Speaker 3: an absolute tool. I think it's good.

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00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:36,400
Speaker 2: There's a big budget behind it. I know it was

633
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:41,600
Speaker 2: sponsored by Viagra, and I think I actually met with

634
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Speaker 2: a production company the other day, Ryan James and The

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Speaker 2: Golden Bachelor.

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Speaker 3: They believe will be the show of the.

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Speaker 2: Year, and I'm a bit excited about it. I love

638
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Speaker 2: the idea of somebody finding love at that age. Can

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Speaker 2: you define golden for me?

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Speaker 4: You've got to be sixty plus or I would say, yeah,

641
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Speaker 4: middle age, I would say that you did your application

642
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:02,280
Speaker 4: go through.

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00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:06,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've sent around four or five. I haven't heard

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00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:07,120
Speaker 3: anything back yet.

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00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 4: They've actually they've done it a hicle on the top

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00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:12,840
Speaker 4: picks they'd like to see as the Golden Bachelor.

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00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:15,760
Speaker 3: And you know, like when you put.

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00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:21,160
Speaker 4: In the newly single John Simon from from Ossie Homelanes

649
00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:27,120
Speaker 4: from Ossie Homelanes, I don't think Ozsie John will want

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Speaker 4: to go on the show. And then coming in at

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Speaker 4: number two, they said, you know, John Singleton would be

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Speaker 4: great as the Golden Bachelor after he's just unfortunately his

653
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:40,520
Speaker 4: seventh marriage has just gone down the Gurgler, and they thought.

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00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:42,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, he'd be prime. Yeah, I reckon.

655
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:45,400
Speaker 4: John Singleton as an eighty year old man would love

656
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:45,920
Speaker 4: to go on.

657
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:47,360
Speaker 3: A show like the Golden Bachelor.

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00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:53,640
Speaker 4: They've also thrown out their Mike cannon Brooks. He's just

659
00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:56,560
Speaker 4: gone through a divorce and they thought, yeah, he's not

660
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 4: busy enough.

661
00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:58,800
Speaker 3: He'd great as the Golden Bachelor.

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00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:00,680
Speaker 2: He would love it, he'd love to get involved. I

663
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:02,480
Speaker 2: mean he's our age, so he's too young for the

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Speaker 2: Golden Years.

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Speaker 4: But go on, if they did pick one of them,

666
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:09,080
Speaker 4: I mean, if they picked off a well off guy

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00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:11,800
Speaker 4: who's worth quite a bit of money, who's looking for love.

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00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 3: Can I throw this out there? Could the host do

669
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:19,040
Speaker 3: a bit of flirting throughout the show as well?

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00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:23,239
Speaker 2: Are you suggesting Samantha Armitage might have a crack at

671
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:25,360
Speaker 2: an old or wealthier guy.

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00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:28,800
Speaker 4: Interesting that you're going into the show newly single.

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Speaker 2: You think she broke up with Lavender so she could

674
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:34,200
Speaker 2: have a crack Gold.

675
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:37,120
Speaker 4: No, I didn't say that the reason they broke out.

676
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:41,720
Speaker 4: Sometimes marriages do not work. But if you did get

677
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:45,200
Speaker 4: a well off guy, and why wouldn't she? I mean,

678
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:53,480
Speaker 4: the flirting's there, It's everywhere, tommyge can you please try

679
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:55,000
Speaker 4: to get her on the show. We need to ask

680
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:57,520
Speaker 4: the big questions.

681
00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:01,120
Speaker 2: But in a twist, and if she turned up to

682
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:04,560
Speaker 2: work and Lavender her old flame?

683
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:07,000
Speaker 3: Oh wow was the Bachelor?

684
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:13,400
Speaker 4: Where's where is Ollie? The walkly nominated producers? He just

685
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:14,480
Speaker 4: left Central Station.

686
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:21,160
Speaker 5: You go straight to and we will he's going to

687
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:22,360
Speaker 5: do Live to Air.

688
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:26,520
Speaker 2: Go through her bins, Go through the bins, jump through

689
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:29,560
Speaker 2: the front window, get into her drawers.

690
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:32,160
Speaker 4: Mate, What is the best way to do that, tom

691
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:36,200
Speaker 4: Just go straight for the bins or just sort of okay.

692
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:38,000
Speaker 2: You just sort of sniff through things like a little

693
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:40,760
Speaker 2: rat through the phone bills.

694
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:43,880
Speaker 3: You watch from your car for a for a few hours, couple.

695
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:46,720
Speaker 2: Of day, a couple of days the car, and then

696
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:48,280
Speaker 2: you find out their routine and habit.

697
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:50,160
Speaker 3: Then you go in like a little rat.

698
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:52,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, get what you need.

699
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:54,960
Speaker 2: My god, Okay, we're going to keep you up to

700
00:33:55,000 --> 00:34:02,560
Speaker 2: speed on when Ollie gets.

701
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:02,920
Speaker 4: Only moments away from he's not getting a train there,

702
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:03,560
Speaker 4: that's for sure.

703
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:04,360
Speaker 3: They're all cancer.

704
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:08,040
Speaker 6: This is the Fitz and Whipper with Cape Ritchie podcast.

705
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:10,560
Speaker 2: A bit of an update from our joint Ryan James

706
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:12,160
Speaker 2: doing a bit of landscape and at the back at

707
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:13,600
Speaker 2: a retaining wall built.

708
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:15,560
Speaker 3: Anyway as part of the deal.

709
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:18,759
Speaker 2: They said, hey, can the tradesmen that are building the wall,

710
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:20,000
Speaker 2: could they use your bathroom?

711
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:21,280
Speaker 3: Or do you want to get a portaloo?

712
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:24,080
Speaker 18: And I said, oh, remember I had that guy not

713
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:27,480
Speaker 18: long ago came to use the washing machine he derived

714
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:31,239
Speaker 18: and the first thing he said was can I use

715
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:32,040
Speaker 18: your bathroom?

716
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:38,680
Speaker 2: Twenty minutes later and he's murdered it. He's committed one

717
00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:42,239
Speaker 2: of the great crimes of the modern era. Like no

718
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:45,960
Speaker 2: one could go near or walk past that bathroom for

719
00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:46,600
Speaker 2: three weeks.

720
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:47,120
Speaker 3: I reckon.

721
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:54,000
Speaker 2: What do they call those things, a pest exterminators or whatever.

722
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:56,120
Speaker 2: I need one of those to come and like it

723
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:58,040
Speaker 2: was like a chemical spill.

724
00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:01,360
Speaker 4: Tom, don't do that to trade his mane, Yeah, we

725
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:04,480
Speaker 4: don't need it. Well, I don't think you need to

726
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:05,480
Speaker 4: spray trade.

727
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:06,719
Speaker 3: He's in exterm and they're not.

728
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:09,160
Speaker 2: The trades anyway. So what I've done, I said, no,

729
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:11,480
Speaker 2: why don't we get a portoloo. We can wake up

730
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:14,879
Speaker 2: the driveway and it'll be fine. So the portoloo's there,

731
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:16,840
Speaker 2: and you know, the kids think it's funny to go.

732
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:18,000
Speaker 3: Unhide, and I said, just don't.

733
00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:21,719
Speaker 2: Just don't play with the portolo anyway. I'm out the front,

734
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:23,800
Speaker 2: I'm on the blower trying to get some leaves away,

735
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:25,960
Speaker 2: and a guy come fast.

736
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 3: This is during the day, this is on Friday.

737
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:33,400
Speaker 2: A guy comes past and he's a cyclist and he's

738
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:36,279
Speaker 2: running his bike and he stops at the gate and

739
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:36,880
Speaker 2: he says.

740
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:42,720
Speaker 3: Hey, canase you your portaloop? That's fine, isn't it? Well,

741
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:46,239
Speaker 3: of course, yeah, I said you. I mean it's for

742
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:48,919
Speaker 3: the builders. It's supplied for the trades people at the back.

743
00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:54,960
Speaker 2: But yeah, I can't see why he said toilet quickly anyway,

744
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:58,240
Speaker 2: So he gets off his bike and awkwardly to see

745
00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:03,279
Speaker 2: a grown man walk in cycling shoes that he's unclipped

746
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:07,360
Speaker 2: from his pedals and walk like he's in ski boots

747
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:11,680
Speaker 2: into a portaloo in lycra I thought I was going

748
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:14,279
Speaker 2: to have to help him undress himself before he could

749
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:17,359
Speaker 2: actually go to the toilet. And what was interesting fits

750
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:19,880
Speaker 2: I learned pretty quickly based on the time he was

751
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:22,440
Speaker 2: in there, that he did not need to do number ones.

752
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:25,960
Speaker 2: So he pulled up a seat in the portaloo. Was

753
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:28,920
Speaker 2: sort of five minutes, seven minutes. Good effort, not a

754
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:35,120
Speaker 2: good effort, I'm thinking, you know, okay, sure, until one

755
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:38,240
Speaker 2: of the trades walked up and wanted to use the toilet.

756
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:41,120
Speaker 2: So we're standing there. I don't know what he was

757
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:41,879
Speaker 2: doing there.

758
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:43,480
Speaker 3: There was a lineup for the portal.

759
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:44,800
Speaker 2: There was a lineup, but all of a sudden I

760
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:47,279
Speaker 2: turned into a dorm and at the pub. So I'm

761
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:49,560
Speaker 2: standing there and the trades. I'm going won't be a minute, mate,

762
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:51,480
Speaker 2: he won't be a minute. If you can, just if

763
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:53,200
Speaker 2: you're happy, just to wait over here to the side

764
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:57,279
Speaker 2: the portaloosinway, the portlod is going to be fine, and

765
00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:58,880
Speaker 2: you know, I think the portlalo is leaking a bit

766
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:01,239
Speaker 2: because it's got I can smells it a yurine coming

767
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:01,960
Speaker 2: out the back of it.

768
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:02,800
Speaker 3: Anyway.

769
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,520
Speaker 2: So then I have to say to the guy, because

770
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:07,080
Speaker 2: the traders go, how much long is this guy going

771
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:09,319
Speaker 2: to be? I don't know, mate, I don't work here.

772
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:10,160
Speaker 3: This is my house.

773
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:12,799
Speaker 2: So I then go to the portaloo and go, hey,

774
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:19,160
Speaker 2: maybe everything okay? In he is, yeah, it won't be long, okay, okay, Well,

775
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:21,000
Speaker 2: just the builders are on site wanting to use the

776
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:25,479
Speaker 2: bathroom also, So I then had to manage the guy

777
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:28,280
Speaker 2: who was now starting to tell me that he needs

778
00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:30,960
Speaker 2: the bathroom now. And in my mind, I'm going, I

779
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:32,760
Speaker 2: can't have someone go inside again.

780
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:36,600
Speaker 3: Like last time. That was a disaster design and that's

781
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:37,840
Speaker 3: why we have the portaloo.

782
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:43,080
Speaker 2: So the guy I reckon solid fifteen to twenty minutes

783
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:48,080
Speaker 2: on the clock, the cyclist inside the portaloo. He finally

784
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:57,279
Speaker 2: stumbles out and the builder just can't go in. So

785
00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:58,560
Speaker 2: I just can't go in there.

786
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:01,359
Speaker 3: I cannot use it. I cannot use it.

787
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:06,279
Speaker 2: So whatever was wrong with this guy's system, I don't

788
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:07,439
Speaker 2: know how many dead rats.

789
00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:12,759
Speaker 3: But the builder said, this is now unusable.

790
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,400
Speaker 2: So I had to say, okay, Mane, I took him inside.

791
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:18,279
Speaker 2: He had to use the bathroom. Tommy, I'd love to

792
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:22,239
Speaker 2: throw it out there. When did someone inappropriately use your bathroom?

793
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:22,719
Speaker 3: Yeah?

794
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:25,279
Speaker 2: No, good if you ever been in that situation where

795
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:26,799
Speaker 2: you think I might have to go and knock on

796
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:30,040
Speaker 2: a random's door at any house that you're walking past

797
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 2: and go, can I use your bathroom? Because I'm in

798
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:35,719
Speaker 2: a dire situation here, like if I don't get to

799
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:39,000
Speaker 2: a bathroom now, I got nothing to help me out.

800
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:41,880
Speaker 3: I'm under a tree. I'm wiping my mum with my

801
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:43,319
Speaker 3: socket this stage. You know what I mean.

802
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:47,319
Speaker 2: I'm in true panic, Jasmin and Anger Den, tell us

803
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:49,200
Speaker 2: your story, Jazz, Hi.

804
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:52,879
Speaker 8: Guys, it wasn't my bathroom. But a few years ago,

805
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:55,400
Speaker 8: my hobby and I were looking to buy a place.

806
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:59,319
Speaker 8: We waited for this real estate agent to open up

807
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:03,280
Speaker 8: the open home for inspection for a good fifteen twenty minute.

808
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 8: Yeah no, And the minute we walked in there, the

809
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:10,840
Speaker 8: place just absolutely ripe. He has blown it up.

810
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:18,360
Speaker 3: So I left. He's left to Jason Young in there.

811
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:20,720
Speaker 8: We couldn't run the house.

812
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:22,480
Speaker 11: We couldn't even think about buying.

813
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:24,960
Speaker 8: It because it was completely ruined for us with all

814
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:25,680
Speaker 8: the poor.

815
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:27,520
Speaker 3: Guy must have been crock or something.

816
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:31,400
Speaker 8: Was definitely a hangover that one, I think on a

817
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:32,280
Speaker 8: Saturday morning.

818
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,279
Speaker 3: No, you know what, I don't reckon. It took him

819
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:36,839
Speaker 3: twenty minutes, Jasmine, but I reckon.

820
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:38,480
Speaker 4: He thought, I've just got to try to get this

821
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:41,400
Speaker 4: out of here before I let in any clients, and

822
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:44,759
Speaker 4: unfortunately it's just stuck around for so long. Let's go

823
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:47,120
Speaker 4: to Maddie in Hurstville. Where did your son just need

824
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:48,040
Speaker 4: to go to the toilet?

825
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:50,759
Speaker 3: Mate?

826
00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:51,040
Speaker 10: Boys?

827
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:51,520
Speaker 14: Can you hear me?

828
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:51,960
Speaker 16: Yeah?

829
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:52,840
Speaker 3: Got you, Maddie.

830
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:56,960
Speaker 10: Yeah, look, yeah, this is a bit of a funny story.

831
00:39:57,080 --> 00:40:00,719
Speaker 13: My my son and I were looking at a display

832
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:01,600
Speaker 13: home and.

833
00:40:04,239 --> 00:40:09,840
Speaker 10: Then I just got to use the bathroom there. So

834
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:12,560
Speaker 10: he went off to use the bathroom and he came

835
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:14,400
Speaker 10: back out and he said, oh, it doesn't work.

836
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:17,360
Speaker 14: So we're in here and it's like the toilet's.

837
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:17,800
Speaker 8: Not even connected.

838
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:18,800
Speaker 10: It's just a fun.

839
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:24,120
Speaker 4: It was, and it was a display home, so there

840
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:26,320
Speaker 4: would have been hundreds of people going through it.

841
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:28,040
Speaker 3: Maddie, yep, So we.

842
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:29,400
Speaker 6: Hot footed it out of it.

843
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:32,400
Speaker 3: We weren't going to hang around. Sometimes it's just got

844
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:34,480
Speaker 3: to shut the lid. And run, don't you?

845
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:38,920
Speaker 4: Oh my god, there's definitely something on display.

846
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:40,759
Speaker 3: There that happened. Is that all right? Tom? Framandy? You

847
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:41,759
Speaker 3: got a story for us to you?

848
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:56,640
Speaker 19: Tom, I wake up with no sorry, Oh god, you do.

849
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:59,000
Speaker 10: The pits there whip and you did the throw out

850
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:01,239
Speaker 10: and the you know, get the callers in and I

851
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:04,480
Speaker 10: just had to get in touch. It's a bit of

852
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:06,600
Speaker 10: a double header. Are we talking about the son or

853
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:07,880
Speaker 10: are we talking about the father?

854
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,560
Speaker 3: Now? What happens? You got a combo? Have you got

855
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:11,280
Speaker 3: a team combo?

856
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:15,520
Speaker 10: I'll start with the father. So we're having a party, right,

857
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:19,600
Speaker 10: and Ryan and bj arrive early. It's our birthday party.

858
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:21,880
Speaker 10: Ryan falks down the hallway and he's looked at me

859
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:24,600
Speaker 10: wide eyed, and he's just gone, Tommy, I need to

860
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:27,000
Speaker 10: use the bathroom. And I'm like, oh Jesus, I hope

861
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:31,000
Speaker 10: he's not sick. So anyway, he goes in. He completely

862
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 10: annihilates this bathroom. Right he's walked out. Everyone's gone, Ricky,

863
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:42,000
Speaker 10: what does he been eating? Kind? Right, we have to

864
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:45,320
Speaker 10: get a hansmac threw. All of a sudden, the puddy's

865
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:48,960
Speaker 10: about to walk in the house. Right, we've cleaned it up,

866
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:51,520
Speaker 10: and he's just walking around as a gentle giant. He's like,

867
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:54,799
Speaker 10: I'm so sorry, man, I'm so sorry mate. I'm like, well,

868
00:41:54,880 --> 00:42:01,520
Speaker 10: thanks very much for the arrival to see you. The

869
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 10: story though, He's over again and the kids are around,

870
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:09,000
Speaker 10: and Hueye is a beautiful little boy, Huie Hello, nice.

871
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:13,000
Speaker 10: But poor little Quie goes into the same bathroom, black

872
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:17,840
Speaker 10: black floor, black walls, black bill, the poor little fellow.

873
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:21,359
Speaker 10: He couldn't find the light switch, so he just had

874
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:22,600
Speaker 10: a whizz wherever.

875
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:22,920
Speaker 4: He could.

876
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:27,840
Speaker 1: The wall.

877
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:32,200
Speaker 3: Ollie, Ollie, Maddy. Never put that guy to air ever again.

878
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:35,240
Speaker 3: Will never turn up to Tommy's house ever again.

879
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:38,160
Speaker 2: Thanks Buddy, love you mate, God bless you guys.

880
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:41,040
Speaker 19: He's seen Whipper with Kate Ritchie is a nov podcast

881
00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:42,480
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882
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:46,280
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