Speaker 1: Good morning, Melbourne, Melbourn, Jason Lauren, start your morning the
Speaker 1: right way.
Speaker 2: Be great. This is Jason Lauren Melvin's Nogel one hundred. Well,
Speaker 2: good morning, a happy New Year.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Happy New Year.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, we miss that.
Speaker 1: We know. We've got to know, don't.
Speaker 3: I've been saying Happy New Year and people are getting.
Speaker 2: Christmas tree with the built in lights and everything and
Speaker 2: a pack down really quickly.
Speaker 3: Oh it's great anyway, Melbourne, Good morning. It's nice to
Speaker 3: be back.
Speaker 1: What a time to be alive.
Speaker 3: How did the wake up go for you this morning?
Speaker 3: First time in a while for you.
Speaker 1: You were talking.
Speaker 4: I'll get to that on did you wake up n
Speaker 4: I'm like, did you wake up with someone's It really
Speaker 4: is miracle, it's not a yeah, same single guy, Yeah,
Speaker 4: same me.
Speaker 2: I saw you having a quiet summer working around the
Speaker 2: clock at the tennis.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, gracious me. Gee.
Speaker 3: How many jobs do you have now, Clint.
Speaker 1: It's a few, it's a bit going on.
Speaker 3: More. No, it is very good to be back. I
Speaker 3: was excited driving into work this morning.
Speaker 2: We we go away, we come back, and Trump is
Speaker 2: in the Oval.
Speaker 3: There's been many headlines in the summer, new president, new
Speaker 3: Australian Open Women's champions, same men. What else Australia has
Speaker 3: a cool cabana problem?
Speaker 1: Apparently my parents bought a cool cabana.
Speaker 3: I was overseas and every morning I wake up, jump
Speaker 3: on news dot com and see what had happened in
Speaker 3: Australia Like America's on fire? Australia do we have a
Speaker 3: cool cabana problem? Every day it was in the headline.
Speaker 2: There's a big, big news day.
Speaker 1: What about you?
Speaker 2: Look? I had to drag myself away from my family
Speaker 2: and kids after six weeks holiday. So emotional this time
Speaker 2: and what it was more? Last night I was sitting
Speaker 2: in the car overnight ready to come to work. Look like,
Speaker 2: why are you in the car? Just don't want to
Speaker 2: be late, babe, You're really going to miss you guys.
Speaker 2: O Can that close to pulling a shift at seven
Speaker 2: to eleven to get out of the house. I cannot
Speaker 2: explain it. Days a hectic Yeah, mate, six weeks is
Speaker 2: a long time for kids to be at home.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I love this time of year, like the last week
Speaker 3: or so where parents are just like rock bottom like
Speaker 3: and they feel the time like you start going to
Speaker 3: people's houses you don't even like because you're just getting
Speaker 3: out of that out.
Speaker 2: Yes, we're in that face at the moment. So have
Speaker 2: your teacher sober up because they're coming back you away.
Speaker 1: When is it?
Speaker 3: So? Lots of people are back at work in school
Speaker 3: today and tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, some schools go back today, very few, but some so.
Speaker 2: I mean, school zones are being effect so watch out
Speaker 2: because the old, the old cops will get you.
Speaker 3: And also some go back on Friday.
Speaker 2: My wife mine go back Thursday.
Speaker 1: Oh that's not worth it.
Speaker 2: Let's do two days and then some go back.
Speaker 3: I've got friends whose kids go back on Friday.
Speaker 2: That's insane, like a dress for her.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't go.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, you wouldn't bother.
Speaker 3: Anyway, We've got much to catch up on. Guys.
Speaker 2: Hey, we all like coming up today, including let's be honest,
Speaker 2: this time of year, everyone's broke, spend it all over summer. Well,
Speaker 2: we are going to get you out of debt this morning.
Speaker 2: We're going to be paying your bills after seven thirty.
Speaker 2: He's Sabrina Carpenter. I got karma over the holidays. Let
Speaker 2: me tell you remember on our last week last year
Speaker 2: here on Nova, we interviewed Rose. Oh yeah, and I
Speaker 2: may have opened the interview by going haven't you come
Speaker 2: out of Nowhere?
Speaker 3: And then I told you she had twenty two million.
Speaker 2: That is the only song my three yearrob will listen to. Yeah,
Speaker 2: So I think Rose has come to me in a
Speaker 2: spirit just tormenting.
Speaker 3: Yes, No, she didn't come out of nowhere. She's in
Speaker 3: one of the biggest girl bands in the world.
Speaker 2: Yestually constantly my car morning everyone, It is Jason Lauren
Speaker 2: clint here as well. We are back for twenty twenty
Speaker 2: five here on nover.
Speaker 3: How were your holidays?
Speaker 1: What did you do? Jay?
Speaker 2: You know what, this is the first time we didn't
Speaker 2: go away because we.
Speaker 3: Just made You've got that, You've got the mansion with
Speaker 3: the pool.
Speaker 1: Now you've got the seven house rooms.
Speaker 3: You're like, you're like Bart Simpson when they put the
Speaker 3: pool in and everyone wants to come to his house. Yes,
Speaker 3: that's you, guys.
Speaker 2: You know what, That's so true, I Saylue the other day,
Speaker 2: we don't get invited to anyone's house.
Speaker 3: No, because you're the rich one with the pool. Everyone
Speaker 3: wants to come to you.
Speaker 2: But then we're the ones doing the platter.
Speaker 1: The rich one.
Speaker 3: You can do it.
Speaker 1: How much cheese did you get through?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: So much cheese?
Speaker 3: Did the kid? Did the kid? Did the kids get
Speaker 3: into the stringage?
Speaker 2: Yes, the tree is And then it happened well midway
Speaker 2: through the holidays. Pool pump luwer, Oh you can't.
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, you're the poor.
Speaker 2: Friend the pump. Yeah, the pump for the filter. Trying
Speaker 2: to get a pool guy at the start of January.
Speaker 3: Not easy.
Speaker 1: Sure, you can fixate yourself.
Speaker 2: I cave it a crack with YouTube.
Speaker 3: Oh no, well no, that's an expensive mistake.
Speaker 2: That was two thousand dollars later.
Speaker 3: It is funny though, especially days like yesterday where it's
Speaker 3: like forty two degrees. We don't have a pool. So
Speaker 3: I started racking my brain. Who can I call them?
Speaker 3: Just out of the blue, but like, how are you
Speaker 3: might pop over for a quick swim the whole day
Speaker 3: I didn't even think. I didn't even think about it.
Speaker 1: So you basically lived in your pool? Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 3: Good.
Speaker 2: So we had a ripping summer weather wise that was incredible.
Speaker 2: So you know, I just I laid low. I watched
Speaker 2: a lot of Below Deck where it was like those
Speaker 2: rich knobs on souper yots, and then I realized I
Speaker 2: wasn't watching below Deck. I was just watching Lauren's Instagram.
Speaker 1: Ah, yes, because you're around.
Speaker 3: Excuse I went to the Caribbean, the Caribbean. Can I
Speaker 3: tell you how confused? What's about going to the Caribbean?
Speaker 3: When I was trying to travel insurance and they're like,
Speaker 3: what countries are you going to? And I was like,
Speaker 3: the Caribbean. That's that's not a country. And I was like, okay,
Speaker 3: then is it.
Speaker 1: Well, it's a gathering violence.
Speaker 3: Yeah. And they're all different countries and some of them
Speaker 3: are like one of them we went to literally is
Speaker 3: a small island and it's half Dutch and half French.
Speaker 3: There's like a line down in the middle. I speak
Speaker 3: two different languages. Lucky you speak owned by different countries.
Speaker 3: I was very confused, but it was amazing. We were
Speaker 3: very lucky. We got invited on a friend's boot. Let
Speaker 3: me tell you I didn't lift a finger one day.
Speaker 3: I did four hundred steps in the whole day.
Speaker 1: Four hundred steps to the toilet and back.
Speaker 3: Basically still a lot sat there like a blob, great
Speaker 3: drinking pina coladas.
Speaker 2: So it was it like because I watched that reality
Speaker 2: show below where it's you know, people go and hire
Speaker 2: the super yachts and the crew are all downstairs, you know,
Speaker 2: is it like that.
Speaker 3: I don't know what they were doing downstairs, but it
Speaker 3: was pretty like it was pretty booty jet skis, jet skis,
Speaker 3: stand up paddle boards, guests. How many times I went
Speaker 3: on the stand up boards?
Speaker 1: Think you would be able to stand up? I think
Speaker 1: she would use the jet skins.
Speaker 3: They did tie this down up odd of on to
Speaker 3: the back of the boat and I just lay there
Speaker 3: floating on it, like.
Speaker 2: Oh, correct many times they're getting on the jetski. There
Speaker 2: a cup hold of my Peter Colada.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I didn't want to leave, but I'm back. I'm like,
Speaker 3: it was actually amazing. The Caribbean. The Caribbean, I don't
Speaker 3: know which one it's called, so crazing amazing.
Speaker 1: We're in the Caribbean.
Speaker 3: Lots of places like Antigua. No, it's not the Bahamas, Bahama.
Speaker 3: I thought I was going to the Bahamas, different, different, different,
Speaker 3: And we went to New York for Year's e So
Speaker 3: the big ball drop, yep, I was inside of bar.
Speaker 3: I didn't see any fireworks misplight the best fireworks.
Speaker 2: I didn't even new York.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I went for New Year.
Speaker 2: I went to Elwood once for New Year. I just
Speaker 2: left the suburb once.
Speaker 3: What did you do for New Year?
Speaker 2: I think I was in bed.
Speaker 3: Did you make it to midnight to see you in
Speaker 3: twenty twenty five?
Speaker 2: No? And the irony is we were on the screens
Speaker 2: around alban CBD counting down to midnight.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we've done the hard work in the pre recant.
Speaker 2: But it's not like I'm asleep.
Speaker 1: I went to New Zealand Bay of Islands, a beautiful
Speaker 1: part of the world. I went fishing. I caught my
Speaker 1: first fish, a snapper.
Speaker 3: Snapper season must have been snap.
Speaker 2: That's where they are because I haven't been getting them decent.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was. It was big enough.
Speaker 2: It was a pinky and bait or pinky like like
Speaker 2: little baby snapp. You gotta think I can't have a
Speaker 2: baby snapper?
Speaker 3: Did you you mean bait or lure? What does that mean?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 2: Did he use bait or a lure? Not a lu
Speaker 2: luis a bit like like you know, like those little
Speaker 2: fake fake bait.
Speaker 3: Yea fake and they wouldn't be biting onto fake bait.
Speaker 2: No, No, you get a good lure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe it's got feathers and stuff on it.
Speaker 3: What you think the fish want to catch birds feathers
Speaker 3: in the sea.
Speaker 1: The ler have feathers.
Speaker 2: No, no, I don't have feathers.
Speaker 3: No, I don't think that's right. You needed to spend
Speaker 3: more time down at fun.
Speaker 2: You're casting him in the water, right.
Speaker 3: Did you go on your boat?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Once? Do you watch catch nothing? A snapper in
Speaker 2: New Zealand?
Speaker 1: Any peanut clatters on your city?
Speaker 2: I do have cup holders. All right, we're back time
Speaker 2: to work. Tell you what a little bit cooler than
Speaker 2: it was yesterday?
Speaker 1: Wasn't it hot forty two?
Speaker 3: I quite like the heat, though.
Speaker 2: I went and saw the Mark Wahlberg movie, which.
Speaker 1: Was just shit. What was it called?
Speaker 2: Flight Risk? Shit like you could just tell from a
Speaker 2: movie title. But I was like, I just need to
Speaker 2: be in cinema. I went to Crown.
Speaker 3: Me.
Speaker 1: Funny, you should say that I was al.
Speaker 2: Because I did say to Felix, look at those people
Speaker 2: in there gambling at ten thirty in the morning.
Speaker 1: It wasn't ten thirty. That's my get out of jail.
Speaker 3: Well, I'll tell you what time it was, because I
Speaker 3: got a text from Clint saying I just won money
Speaker 3: on the Big Wheel, and I was like, what are
Speaker 3: you doing?
Speaker 1: Are you really were in there?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: By the way, where is it?
Speaker 1: The big Wheel?
Speaker 2: It's addictive, isn't it.
Speaker 1: It's just it's amazing watching that thing go round and
Speaker 1: round and round and around around where lads nobody knows.
Speaker 1: I'll run more often than not on one what is it?
Speaker 1: Wonder one under one? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Five thirty pm. He sent me a text. Is this
Speaker 3: yesterday yesterday? And I said, wait, it's the night before
Speaker 3: working Jawn scene. I didn't go out and prepared and
Speaker 3: rested yesterday. And then he said I want money on
Speaker 3: the Big Wheel. And I said, I've just got out
Speaker 3: of the show and washed and drive my hair and
Speaker 3: I'm that's going to bitch.
Speaker 2: Do you know what? That screams? I don't want to
Speaker 2: go back to work. If I win a fortune tonight,
Speaker 2: I can just resign.
Speaker 1: Well, there was that element. It was also it all
Speaker 1: started at four o'clock in the morning, so I had
Speaker 1: I had to host the Today Show in Sydney, so
Speaker 1: we're hosting it very well co hosting, I guess you
Speaker 1: could say very well rested. Came back to Melbourne. It's
Speaker 1: one of my best mates. He's going away. It's you know,
Speaker 1: he's going to America.
Speaker 3: Farewell.
Speaker 1: It's a farewell unto So I said to the boys,
Speaker 1: I'm going to drive because I've got radio tomorrow. It's
Speaker 1: my first day back. Got to be fresh.
Speaker 3: But why would you decide to begin like you don't
Speaker 3: want to continue?
Speaker 2: Also, Lauren, remember that wedding last year he said I'm
Speaker 2: going to drive because I've got radio.
Speaker 3: The next morning made the bride drive his car.
Speaker 1: They're not the bride wouldn't do it to her. It's
Speaker 1: a groom at home.
Speaker 2: Fair point.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I didn't drive the car. I decided I'll get
Speaker 1: Anober because I'll probably have just a just a beer
Speaker 1: or two.
Speaker 3: Parking at Crown very difficult, definitely an uber job.
Speaker 2: Fifty dollars for the movie? Did you just stand in
Speaker 2: the parking?
Speaker 3: Fifty movie tickets.
Speaker 2: Like the movie and I can take out flight risk?
Speaker 3: Did you go to gold class? It was not worth
Speaker 3: the Do you go to the movies at gold class?
Speaker 2: No standard?
Speaker 3: Did you on your own?
Speaker 1: Feeling lovely lunch? Chateau Marmont not chateau what's it called called?
Speaker 1: Which is really nice? Grant Smiley runs and owns.
Speaker 2: It's not the food court.
Speaker 1: No, it's not the food court. Should have should have
Speaker 1: gone there. On reflection, fast forward.
Speaker 3: To five thirty playing the Big Bill.
Speaker 1: Well five thirty, Then fast forward.
Speaker 3: Again to what time did you leave? Because you said
Speaker 3: you were leaving in half an hour?
Speaker 1: About quarter to eleven?
Speaker 3: Stun away a bit.
Speaker 1: Of a it's just an in a hotel room as well.
Speaker 1: We're sitting there. We're just sitting there. Who are sitting
Speaker 1: there drinking rose? Won't we?
Speaker 3: I'd you rose all day. It's a big, real action.
Speaker 3: And then pop up to the room and pop up
Speaker 3: in a bottle of French rose.
Speaker 2: They were just sitting there, just seek a lad, just
Speaker 2: sit there having a chat.
Speaker 3: How many lads chewing the fat and drinking rose?
Speaker 1: There was five of.
Speaker 2: Us trying to get a word.
Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, Grace.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry if I might be a little under the
Speaker 1: weather today.
Speaker 3: I said to you, don't do it on day one.
Speaker 2: I'll be honest. You look more informed to then you
Speaker 2: did any last year.
Speaker 1: It's the education I got for the big wheel.
Speaker 3: You see, so you've had the nice four day one
Speaker 3: ja so you couldn't get in the boomgate. I saw
Speaker 3: your car parked out.
Speaker 2: There flashbackster this time last year.
Speaker 3: A quarter past five this morning, Paul was still trying
Speaker 3: to sleep and I had my torch joh On trying
Speaker 3: to find the past to get into the building somewhere
Speaker 3: in my house. We going, well, we're very organized.
Speaker 2: How much you went on the big.
Speaker 1: Made a few donations. It wasn't much winning. Yeah, to
Speaker 1: be done lessons.
Speaker 2: That's so funny because I like, No Joe. When we'll
Speaker 2: walk into the cinema, Felix is like, look at those
Speaker 2: people in they're gambling and I'm like degenerates on a
Speaker 2: on a public holiday in the it was forty.
Speaker 3: Two degrees it was cool, insight and there he is
Speaker 3: on the big Wheel.
Speaker 1: Come on too.
Speaker 3: Imagine I was on the Felix Dad. Is that Clint?
Speaker 2: A little bit of cloud around today? Tops of twenty
Speaker 2: two and a lot cooler than yesterday.
Speaker 3: No, but you know what by next or this weekend
Speaker 3: it's warming up again. It's like thirty six on the weekend.
Speaker 2: Trying to get a park in the Baarside or just
Speaker 2: the beaches Melbourne HA been a nightmare.
Speaker 3: So much patience anyway you're trying to get a park anywhere,
Speaker 3: is like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, yeah. Like, we went to half Moon Bay
Speaker 2: at one point and I just sat there with all
Speaker 2: the cars banked up behind me, and I'm like, come on,
Speaker 2: someone's got to leave. Someone's got to leave. That didn't leave.
Speaker 2: But now apparently at Elwood you can park sight on
Speaker 2: the beach. Did you see this story?
Speaker 3: Well I saw bits of it. What happened? A bloke
Speaker 3: just drove Why did he drive his car on the beach?
Speaker 2: So he drove a massive four wall drive that was
Speaker 2: a rented car, mind you, down onto Elwood Beach. He
Speaker 2: claims that he drove onto the beach to save someone.
Speaker 3: It takes real skill to drive on soft sand as.
Speaker 1: Well die exactly. He had a four wheel drive, So
Speaker 1: get a medicle that you know he thought was capable
Speaker 1: of doing it.
Speaker 2: I don't get a whole of the tires.
Speaker 3: I think it allows more movement in the tide to
Speaker 3: get No, I don't know the cell was on then no,
Speaker 3: because if they're too solid, they just think they need
Speaker 3: to be able to like roll over the sound a bit. Gotcha,
Speaker 3: we drove on the beach a couple of times. Not this.
Speaker 2: Did you let the tires someone else did? Yeah, I'm shocked.
Speaker 2: So this guy has got himself bombed on Ellwood Beach.
Speaker 2: Your friend Christina Hurm was there, fearless reporter, she's always
Speaker 2: there on the spot. On the Today Show she was
Speaker 2: chatting with the well not owner of the.
Speaker 3: He was bombed.
Speaker 2: He was bombed, of course, quite a scene. This is
Speaker 2: him on the Today Show. Take a listen.
Speaker 3: It's going to be quite expensive for you. This is
Speaker 3: a high car.
Speaker 2: No it's not.
Speaker 8: It's rental. But anyways, it's kind of my but not
Speaker 8: fully peaked.
Speaker 9: Are a bit worried about how are you going to
Speaker 9: get this foot will drive out?
Speaker 2: Not really.
Speaker 3: We think it's going to be a bit tricky for you.
Speaker 8: Oh look she is what it is. It happens, you
Speaker 8: know what I mean. But it's not impossible. You know,
Speaker 8: people go to moon, you know, all those things get
Speaker 8: done and I'm not going to able to get a
Speaker 8: card off the watter. Come on, think on something on
Speaker 8: the human you know, I've got a peller.
Speaker 3: People have gone to the moon. We can get these
Speaker 3: cars off the beach.
Speaker 2: Have gone to the moon. Muhammad can get the car
Speaker 2: off the beach.
Speaker 1: At least he's not a moon Did he get the
Speaker 1: car off the beach?
Speaker 2: Well, Christine made a bet with him on the Today Show.
Speaker 3: You know, I'll make a bet with you a better
Speaker 3: foot we'll drive. You won't be able to get that out.
Speaker 8: If I don't get it out, I'll give you if
Speaker 8: I get it out, you getting downother one exact, this
Speaker 8: sen perfect.
Speaker 2: The deal is on in breaking news. She does not
Speaker 2: have to buy him a foot wardrop drive it out now.
Speaker 2: Even the tow truck drivers left. They were like, there's
Speaker 2: nothing we can.
Speaker 1: Do the tow he said, no job I can't do.
Speaker 3: He said how He said no, So how do you
Speaker 3: get it out? Or just lives there?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: The council called in the heavy machinery, the heavy machinery
Speaker 1: being some form of track bodcast.
Speaker 2: What was it? But they gave him a ticket. Yes,
Speaker 2: based on counsel.
Speaker 3: Mate, you're in a nose stopping zone.
Speaker 1: I'll get you.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten. What's happened when you borrowed someone
Speaker 2: else's car?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 3: Or a rental car? What did you say? It's not
Speaker 3: a rental car, it's a higher car.
Speaker 2: Well, it's a rental car. He half owns it, but
Speaker 2: it's still got to pay it off and it's not his.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 3: Like it's on a lease.
Speaker 2: It didn't make sense.
Speaker 3: It didn't make sense at all.
Speaker 2: Thirteen and twenty four ten. Have you borrowed someone else's car?
Speaker 2: You lean your car out a lot?
Speaker 7: Me?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, like I remember bo took it to
Speaker 2: the snow. You brother, Oh yeah, yeah, you're the first
Speaker 2: to go to my car.
Speaker 3: Just take my car.
Speaker 2: I don't like any my car after someone else. I'm
Speaker 2: going to read it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're one of those breaks that don't like people
Speaker 3: driving your car. Don't mind people driving my car.
Speaker 1: You borrow my car, don't move the seat or the mirror.
Speaker 2: I've got it in the perfect position.
Speaker 3: You've got one of those fancy cars though, that you
Speaker 3: just push position one and it goes into your spot,
Speaker 3: don't you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I've still got to push position one.
Speaker 3: You're such a cranky old man.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten. We've got two hundred dollars QT
Speaker 2: vouchers up for enough some bubbles on the QT roof.
Speaker 1: I did. It's very fancy for you. You left the
Speaker 1: summer fancy, I did.
Speaker 2: Third a twenty fourteen. If someone borrowed your car, or
Speaker 2: if you borrowed someone else's, I remember we borrowed the
Speaker 2: old We're out recording a stunt for another radio station.
Speaker 2: We took the old Black Thunders you know, the street
Speaker 2: cars out and we accidentally backed it into a wall.
Speaker 1: Oh you're good at that.
Speaker 2: Thank you. I didn't realize that we still had the
Speaker 2: microphones recording the car. Awesome, and I said to the
Speaker 2: guy that was with me, let's not say anything and
Speaker 2: they'll just think it's one of the casuals.
Speaker 3: I was all recorded terrific.
Speaker 2: Third twenty four and Johns on the air. We'll take
Speaker 2: your gos after this on over O Morning, Melbourne, thirteen
Speaker 2: twenty four ten is our number, Lauren look confused. I
Speaker 2: was playing Drive his follow up single, ah, because we're
Speaker 2: talking cars. I wasn't playing what about Me?
Speaker 3: I thought we were actually playing nolesy No, no, Well.
Speaker 2: What's happened when you have borrowed someone else's car or
Speaker 2: they have borrowed yours? Thirteen twenty four ten to join
Speaker 2: us on over.
Speaker 3: Nicole from Barrick, Good morning and happy New Year. I'm
Speaker 3: going to say. I'm still saying the rest of chance
Speaker 3: is Christmas? What happened?
Speaker 9: Why? I just my brother?
Speaker 2: Ah, you know what we're gon. We're going to get
Speaker 2: to Monica could to say the phones have been fixed
Speaker 2: over summer.
Speaker 7: Are Christmas.
Speaker 3: Happy? Hello? He borrowed your dad's car?
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 7: I borrowed my dad's car and I ran over a
Speaker 7: keep left sign.
Speaker 9: Keep left signs away over it and was not keeping left,
Speaker 9: and I rode off the car.
Speaker 3: Did Dad know you'd borrowed the car?
Speaker 7: He did know, but I don't think he was very
Speaker 7: happy with me. When I rank him crying and I said,
Speaker 7: freaky works time, He's like, what.
Speaker 1: We wrote it off?
Speaker 2: Rip the belly out of the car.
Speaker 1: It must have indeed, just.
Speaker 7: I just killed it, absolutely killed it.
Speaker 3: That would not be happy.
Speaker 2: Who told you to drive?
Speaker 1: You?
Speaker 2: Mum? Your dad?
Speaker 1: My mum?
Speaker 3: But I ended up getting lessons because about three times
Speaker 3: I got out and walked home. We were not good
Speaker 3: in there. I was pulled the car over and scream
Speaker 3: it may scream no, God, no, you think I can
Speaker 3: do two things you want?
Speaker 2: We are talking what's happened when you borrowed someone else's car?
Speaker 3: Because a legend over the long weekend drove his, which
Speaker 3: sort of we're not quite sure if it's a rental,
Speaker 3: a higher car or at least car he drove it
Speaker 3: on to Ourwood Beach and got he got bogged in
Speaker 3: like extremes.
Speaker 1: The tide was starting to come in as well, so
Speaker 1: there's a lot of urgency to the excavation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a beach up in Queensland called Rainbow Beach
Speaker 3: which everyone you're allowed to drive on. You set your
Speaker 3: car up for the day, but if you don't get
Speaker 3: out at a certain time, you sort of need someone
Speaker 3: with you that knows how it works. You get stuck
Speaker 3: because there's parts of the beach that you can't access.
Speaker 3: And every year about two or three cars just flowed out.
Speaker 3: No Rainbow Beaches like further up north.
Speaker 2: So you're trying if I go out there, tick that
Speaker 2: little box when they're like, would you like to pay
Speaker 2: the excess.
Speaker 3: And pay the access inurts and go with someone that
Speaker 3: knows what they're doing. I didn't know you could drive
Speaker 3: on our Wood Beach though, No you can't.
Speaker 1: He went over the what do you call it?
Speaker 2: The starcase.
Speaker 3: Oh, so it's even worse in a borrowed car. Anyway,
Speaker 3: he got out eventually, I think with a tractor.
Speaker 2: Let's go to Nicole again. Morning Nicole, Morning, guys. All right,
Speaker 2: what's the guy borrowed your brother's car.
Speaker 9: Yes, I did borrow my brother's car. He just put
Speaker 9: himself a new one, so he said I can borrow
Speaker 9: his other one. I not long got my peas. I
Speaker 9: took it to the shop and it got stolen.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's not on you.
Speaker 3: The keys in the car.
Speaker 9: No, it was a v H Commodore, so it was
Speaker 9: one of those ones that they say you can use
Speaker 9: any key.
Speaker 3: You can use any key in a VH Commodore.
Speaker 1: Any it's like us.
Speaker 2: He needed.
Speaker 1: He needed a clublock. Apparently they having a comeback.
Speaker 3: Clublock because so many people are getting their car stolen.
Speaker 2: Brady, tell Lauren what you're telling me on the holidays.
Speaker 3: Guess what my dad got me for Christmas. I can't
Speaker 3: wait to see a Nova car park with your club lock.
Speaker 1: Did you get your dustbuster as well?
Speaker 2: Have you got the aluminium fall to go up over
Speaker 2: the wind spring cat I've got.
Speaker 1: One of those as well.
Speaker 3: They need they need a little stack Brighten.
Speaker 2: Clublocks making a comeback in the Bayside area, I guess.
Speaker 3: Because if you can wire, do these kids get in
Speaker 3: to steal the cars? Do they wire it? How do
Speaker 3: they steal it?
Speaker 2: I'm not experienced my dad did have a hold it
Speaker 2: and he had am mobilizer, so every time he got
Speaker 2: in he had to reach under the dash to find
Speaker 2: the secret little button. So we cut the power to
Speaker 2: the car.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I didn't know that was the thing either.
Speaker 1: There you go, all right?
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number. What's happened when
Speaker 2: you borrow someone else's car?
Speaker 3: Philip? Good morning, Happy New Year?
Speaker 1: Was Christmas?
Speaker 3: We're saying that to we end of January, Philip, What
Speaker 3: happened when you someone borrowed your car?
Speaker 5: Well, friends of dad browed it. Well that he gave
Speaker 5: break into a skill?
Speaker 1: He what break?
Speaker 5: They try breaking into a skill with it?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Hang on, someone borrowed your dad's car and then broke
Speaker 3: into a school.
Speaker 1: With the car.
Speaker 5: No, my skill, my car?
Speaker 2: Oh I'm so confused. That was your Christmas Bill.
Speaker 1: He got his car stole and then they broke into
Speaker 1: the school with the car. Is that right, Philip?
Speaker 5: No, they borrowed it and then you set to break
Speaker 5: into the Still they.
Speaker 1: A getaway car, but they borrowed it as opposed to
Speaker 1: stealing it.
Speaker 2: Yes, right, what did they break into a school for
Speaker 2: to use the getaway car?
Speaker 3: Did they rock the stationary covered well the tru stealing
Speaker 3: onmar partly. Was it after hours?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was like a lot of phone call about
Speaker 5: four o'clock in the morning from the fleet, yeah.
Speaker 2: Saying there's a John Deer in the boot of your car.
Speaker 2: Do you know anything about it? I love the cooked people.
Speaker 3: There's more to that story.
Speaker 2: Well, you can find out off the air. It's just
Speaker 2: gone five to seven.
Speaker 1: Very Christmas happen everyone.
Speaker 2: Morning, Melbourne. We are back for twenty twenty five. We
Speaker 2: go some schools back today as well, so just remember
Speaker 2: school zones are being effects.
Speaker 3: Schools are back on like Friday.
Speaker 2: My kids go back Thursday, two days.
Speaker 3: Just a little little.
Speaker 2: Dress rehearsal, Yeah, little teas for the parents and.
Speaker 3: A lot of the teachers are back today. So god
Speaker 3: speed teachers, Good luck for the year.
Speaker 2: Empty the margarita machine. We're sending them back your way.
Speaker 3: Holidays are over. It is our first day back. It's
Speaker 3: nice to be back. Nice to see you guys. Yeah,
Speaker 3: have a good holiday.
Speaker 2: Yeah it was nice. So tell you what, weather in
Speaker 2: Melbourne over the summer break has been incredible, delightful.
Speaker 3: I missed most of it, but everyone said, you know,
Speaker 3: great song. Will you for a good summer in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yesterday a little bit too hot for my liking.
Speaker 2: But that's funny.
Speaker 1: It would have been fitzing yesterday.
Speaker 3: I would have been so happy when the cool times
Speaker 3: came in.
Speaker 2: This was me or yesterday shut the door. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: you're gonna let the cold air.
Speaker 3: Actually was even too hot to run around on the concrete.
Speaker 2: No, I turned the heater off yesterday.
Speaker 3: In the pool, your pool only runs like the temperature of.
Speaker 1: The bar bill.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and the gas was that bad. But you've got
Speaker 2: to run the filter at the same time, right, that's
Speaker 2: what gets that doesn't three times the bill before.
Speaker 3: Yeah, pools are expensive, but if you've got a house
Speaker 3: big enough to have a pool, you can afford it. Jason,
Speaker 3: how many invitations did you get to Jason's house over
Speaker 3: someone swim?
Speaker 1: I didn't get one, did I.
Speaker 2: He's a DT guy. I don't need that bloody strut.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 3: We did get one. He invited gen Z over one
Speaker 3: day Christmas actually, and she said, I'm going to come
Speaker 3: to your house first, Laur and then I'll go to Jason's.
Speaker 3: And then she sent me text saying Okay, I'll come
Speaker 3: to your house now, and he said no. Maybe to
Speaker 3: state Lawrence he uninvited her.
Speaker 1: Christmas Day, clint.
Speaker 3: Christmas, gen Z has no family? Is that true or false?
Speaker 3: Let's turn Jason. I'm still so mad at you.
Speaker 1: Did you have your Christmas ruined?
Speaker 2: Ja ruined?
Speaker 3: Gen Z's is Christmas? But you had the best time
Speaker 3: with me? Do you? Sissy is the best? Thank you?
Speaker 1: That's real?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: Excuse excuse me?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Did you buy him the present as well? He did?
Speaker 3: Did you?
Speaker 2: I did?
Speaker 1: And he didn't even give me one.
Speaker 7: Cissy and Clinty did well.
Speaker 2: It was a joint present from all of us.
Speaker 3: Mirror the Christmas her for a present was an invitation
Speaker 3: that he took back.
Speaker 2: That's typical, even not judged Judy, the defendants allowed to speak.
Speaker 2: I said, drop by Lawrence for lunch and then come
Speaker 2: over for afternoon drinks. She sent me a message at
Speaker 2: about seven pm saying, oh for wrapping up here, I'm
Speaker 2: heading your way Christmas. No, darl I've got kids, bloody
Speaker 2: pinging off the nut on sugar. I'm trying to wind
Speaker 2: that joint down. At seven o'clock had her.
Speaker 3: Pinging off her nut on sugar at my house. I
Speaker 3: was trying to ship her off you take it.
Speaker 2: That's why you're upset. Ring your father again. See if
Speaker 2: you'll take.
Speaker 3: It, ring your father, see you go to his house.
Speaker 2: A couple of schools heading back today's are right now,
Speaker 2: there would be that mad panic. Where's your school bag?
Speaker 2: What do you mean your uniform doesn't fit?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Look your lunch box from last year?
Speaker 1: What's in it?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 3: Stuff that gets left in the school bag until the
Speaker 3: next summer.
Speaker 2: That's a binge job.
Speaker 3: Yeah, or like the swimming gear that's been left in there.
Speaker 2: Get time to buy a new Bento box.
Speaker 3: New Year, Happy New Year to everyone. It's our first
Speaker 3: day back. All the kids going back to school today.
Speaker 3: Good luck or good luck to all the teachers as well. Parents.
Speaker 3: Are you feeling sad to send the kids back?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Breaks my heart?
Speaker 1: Very emotional time.
Speaker 3: Well, it was an emotional time in my house last
Speaker 3: night because I was lying in bed nice and early
Speaker 3: watching maths. It's back. It's my favorite thing that happens.
Speaker 1: Up the Australia.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, the first couple I saw get married with
Speaker 3: Paul and Karna, and I was sobbing, like actually crying
Speaker 3: because I was like, these guys are so beautiful and
Speaker 3: they're so in love and they're perfy.
Speaker 1: Normal.
Speaker 2: Do they seem like they're on there for Instagram followers? No?
Speaker 3: They No, I don't think so. And her mum and
Speaker 3: dad were just so divine that I was like, oh
Speaker 3: my gosh, it's happy families. Until she walked off and said,
Speaker 3: is there another guy? Is this a joke? They had
Speaker 3: matched on Tinder before and had gone on a date
Speaker 3: a year ago and he ghosted her. Oh and it actually,
Speaker 3: you know, you always think this stuff's really set up.
Speaker 3: It actually looked like the producers had no idea because they.
Speaker 1: Were like, no, I'm told they didn't have any actually, because.
Speaker 3: They their faces were genuinely like oh could, they were
Speaker 3: a bit concerned. They're like, well, what happened? She goes, well,
Speaker 3: he just stopped texting me, ghosted me after the first date.
Speaker 2: How was that, Angele?
Speaker 3: She hasn't got involved yet.
Speaker 1: Did they seem happy to see each other?
Speaker 3: They did, until they were like smiling for the cameras,
Speaker 3: and then they walked off and went to their respective
Speaker 3: producers and We're like, oh, oh, we've got a problem. Anyway,
Speaker 3: I think they'll work it out. The other couple was
Speaker 3: Lauren and Elliott and They actually seemed quite happy, except
Speaker 3: Lauren the bride. Her sister is called Tamara, and she's
Speaker 3: a loose unit, like you know, there's one in every family.
Speaker 3: First of all, they hadn't spoken to each other for
Speaker 3: weeks before the wedding anyway, they hadn't been talking, the sisters.
Speaker 3: But she was the bridesmaid, so you can imagine how
Speaker 3: frosty it was. And then she cracked it because she
Speaker 3: didn't get the meal she wanted at the wedding. She
Speaker 3: was blowing up at the projuicers. Yeah, and she was
Speaker 3: the bride sister and hey, could you get my meal wrong?
Speaker 3: But it was when they tried to do their first
Speaker 3: dance that Tamora decided to throw some commentary from the sidelines.
Speaker 6: Get into him, This is not awkward at all.
Speaker 3: Shut up, Lauren, get into it. Shut up, Tomara, pretend
Speaker 3: you're in love. Yes, throw her back, Lauren, kiss him. Tara,
Speaker 3: shut up, she's so frigid.
Speaker 10: Stop if you have nothing nice to say, say nothing
Speaker 10: at all all.
Speaker 1: She sounds lovely.
Speaker 3: It looked like Samara had got on the champagnes and
Speaker 3: was saying whatever she was thinking.
Speaker 2: He got to remember, you're not just marrying the person.
Speaker 2: Oh no, you're marrying the family.
Speaker 3: Yes, and that's what he was saying. Elliott the groom,
Speaker 3: I like her, I like my partner, but in laws,
Speaker 3: I love you, I love you as ill love.
Speaker 2: But it's one of our favorite segments. We do and
Speaker 2: dare I say after the summer break and several weeks
Speaker 2: of being stuck with your partner, yeah, you may have
Speaker 2: a few.
Speaker 3: I love my partner, but yeah, after a long, long
Speaker 3: summer together, especially families with kids.
Speaker 2: What about you thirteen twenty four to ten, if you
Speaker 2: want to join us on the ear, you love your partner,
Speaker 2: but I love my partner. But Lou has developed this
Speaker 2: amazing special skill where she decides to do things at
Speaker 2: the worst possible time. So it'll be sid six pm.
Speaker 2: We've had people round, I'm trying to wrap up the party.
Speaker 2: I'm about to put a three year old the bed,
Speaker 2: and she glittering arts and crapt.
Speaker 3: Great time for it. No time like the present, Jo, But.
Speaker 2: I'm looking at it like, are you are you bradding
Speaker 2: off a different clock.
Speaker 3: I've got to live in the present.
Speaker 2: You don't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like we're entering black school holidays. No Michael's and
Speaker 3: glitter anytime.
Speaker 1: Now, what about you? How are things? How are how things?
Speaker 1: Over summer?
Speaker 3: We were we were actually pretty good. We were on
Speaker 3: holidays separately. We're like one of them. We're on holidays together,
Speaker 3: but we're like we love a holiday romance. We're so
Speaker 3: happy when there's no responsibilities. We're just gallivanting around thinking
Speaker 3: that we're two teenagers in love. Ask me next week
Speaker 3: once I've had a week back at work.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, thirteen twenty four ten. I love my partner,
Speaker 2: but my wife sent one through. I have not heard this.
Speaker 3: Yes, now, our produces because we thought that you might
Speaker 3: be nice, so we thought let's get some honesty juice
Speaker 3: out of loo.
Speaker 1: What did you?
Speaker 6: I love my husband, but it would be beneficial for
Speaker 6: him to learn how to clean up after he shaves.
Speaker 6: We just always seem to have those little ginger hairs
Speaker 6: that are scattered all over this inc even after he
Speaker 6: has attempted to clean it up.
Speaker 3: Now that surprises me.
Speaker 1: That's gross man.
Speaker 3: You are always blowing up about how niche and tired
Speaker 3: you are.
Speaker 2: Have a shaver in the right hand and the dice
Speaker 2: and in the left or a shave and same time, Well,
Speaker 2: clearly you do what do you do job? I have
Speaker 2: the stick vacuum with me on your face? No, no, no,
Speaker 2: as a shave and they fall down onto the bench
Speaker 2: with the dice.
Speaker 3: Oh, I sometimes make Paul. If you'd using the electric
Speaker 3: shaver ofg outside it float away?
Speaker 2: What do you mean in the backyard? Do you have
Speaker 2: a mirror out there?
Speaker 1: Need a mirror with an electric.
Speaker 2: He still a mirror?
Speaker 3: No, you're doing a mirror. Do you have a mirra
Speaker 3: out there?
Speaker 1: On that one? You pig.
Speaker 3: Am?
Speaker 2: I saying mirror for me?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're saying mera. Do you have a mira?
Speaker 1: Put yourself in the mira?
Speaker 3: How do you have a shape without a mira?
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four to ten. Do you love your partner?
Speaker 1: But I love you?
Speaker 2: I love you as our love but thirtey and twenty
Speaker 2: four ten love this segment, especially after the summer break
Speaker 2: and living in each other's pockets.
Speaker 3: I know it's a good time to win. Just have
Speaker 3: a little ven.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you love your partner, but there's almost like those
Speaker 2: small little issues thirtey and.
Speaker 3: Twenty four build up over time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thirteen twenty four ten. To join us on the air,
Speaker 2: Let's go to the ferns Emma, you love your partner, but.
Speaker 11: I love my partner, but he's not a very organized person.
Speaker 2: Example.
Speaker 11: Well, so we're doing a bathroom renovation.
Speaker 2: Yep, yep, it's been it's been.
Speaker 11: Really tricky, really difficult time for us because they're doing everything.
Speaker 11: But you think when you get to doing the tiling
Speaker 11: that he would, you know, buy a tile cutter or
Speaker 11: you know, got me to cut the holes. But no,
Speaker 11: we're just gonna angle, grinds it all and you know,
Speaker 11: break some tiles and then we break the showers, screen
Speaker 11: and toiler. It's just been anightment. It's definitely h definitely
Speaker 11: part of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Also, just doing a related renovation is like relationship death.
Speaker 2: We're about to I'm looking at him barking on a
Speaker 2: on sweet reno.
Speaker 3: Can you just get someone you're not going to do it?
Speaker 2: I'll do bits?
Speaker 3: No, what what bits are you going to do?
Speaker 2: I'll call the guy say, hey, can you do the bathroom.
Speaker 3: It's the only bit I'll allow you to A.
Speaker 1: Big as well. It's big on sweat.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna I'm not gonna a mansion's.
Speaker 3: Actually that's going to take it take weeks.
Speaker 2: Shower It's like I'm getting ready at Ridges. Every day
Speaker 2: we are asking you love your partner.
Speaker 3: I love you, I love you, says I'll uh.
Speaker 2: But after a few weeks at home.
Speaker 3: There's nothing wrong with having a bit of a winge
Speaker 3: about how much you love your partner. But like my
Speaker 3: partner will adore him, but he is actually allergic to
Speaker 3: putting his shoes away. And I don't know if you've seen.
Speaker 2: Happy there is My wife's caught that disease.
Speaker 3: But not even next to each other in an orderly fashion,
Speaker 3: just wherever, ye like, in the middle of the kitchen,
Speaker 3: and I'll.
Speaker 1: Just trip over it. Yeah, with the hallway a giant
Speaker 1: r m.
Speaker 3: William just right there in the middle of the hallway.
Speaker 3: Just one, oh yeah, one will be there and one
Speaker 3: will be somewhere up. Come in and kick them off?
Speaker 3: Is that what's happening?
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten, He says.
Speaker 3: The dog moves them around, and I'm.
Speaker 2: Not not sell buying it. Do you do it like
Speaker 2: you know when you girls say, oh kidding home, take
Speaker 2: the brawer offer.
Speaker 3: There is no better.
Speaker 1: Feeling when the brasier comes off. Is it really?
Speaker 3: Oh yes, fling it around?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, one he's kicking off the rms. He's trying to compete,
Speaker 2: you know me thirteen twenty in the door. Love your partner, But.
Speaker 7: I love my partner, but he never makes a bed
Speaker 7: in the morning ever.
Speaker 12: I love my partner, but he just doesn't know how.
Speaker 3: To tell the time.
Speaker 7: Seriously, he says to me.
Speaker 5: I'll be home in half an hour, and it's an
Speaker 5: hour later.
Speaker 13: Yes, I love my partner, buddy the spacetimer.
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, they're not being able to tell the
Speaker 3: time thing. I think he's quite common, especially on a
Speaker 3: night out men in particular.
Speaker 2: You know, I make mistake. I send the text going,
Speaker 2: hey babe, just having the last drink and I'll be
Speaker 2: home soon.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what do you do that?
Speaker 2: Because in my mind I go, that's going to buy
Speaker 2: me another forty minutes, do you.
Speaker 3: Know what I mean?
Speaker 1: But the problem is very small SIPs.
Speaker 2: Very big drink.
Speaker 3: He's got a sippy cup.
Speaker 2: Those that forty minutes goes quick, and then you're like, well,
Speaker 2: I'm cooked here now. Got to send the text going
Speaker 2: we're just having one more and she gets annoyed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, will you all do the same thing. I don't
Speaker 3: get it. You just make up lies.
Speaker 1: We don't.
Speaker 3: But we're quite logical, so we're like, oh, one, we
Speaker 3: think I'll see you in fifteen minutes. Well, at least
Speaker 3: you're texting, because Paul, I don't know if anyone else's
Speaker 3: husband's off or boyfriends do this. His fingers actually fall
Speaker 3: off when he goes out, so he's unable to text
Speaker 3: or call.
Speaker 2: I wish mine died.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But also the getting home, we sneak into the house
Speaker 2: light we're robbing the joint and slide into bed so
Speaker 2: we don't wake you.
Speaker 3: Not my Paul.
Speaker 2: Oh no, you girls come in flinging the.
Speaker 1: You wake about? Are you sleep.
Speaker 3: As if you our stories? When we come home from
Speaker 3: I'm just.
Speaker 1: Going to go a shower, all the lights go on,
Speaker 1: the fantastics on fan. Oh but you guys at the door,
Speaker 1: remember that's right.
Speaker 3: But you're so excited that we're home safely.
Speaker 2: Right, we just want to let you know we're homes
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we're up all night worried sick. Let's got
Speaker 2: a Cameron on thirteen twenty four to ten. You love
Speaker 2: your partner, but.
Speaker 5: But she is the neatest It is laziest neat freak.
Speaker 1: I know, to be.
Speaker 2: Honest, what laziest neat freak?
Speaker 1: Well you get the favorite box in the cupboard and
Speaker 1: you go to sneak a cheeky favorite in the middle
Speaker 1: of the night, but you've.
Speaker 7: Gotta stiff through the empty packet.
Speaker 3: Annoying, grab one and throwing them back in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, put it in the bin.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's annoying.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: The other thing Paul does is like like like the
Speaker 3: little pop out tablets, like whether it's a panatole or what?
Speaker 2: Do they live the packet? Yeah, efty one, it's a reminder.
Speaker 3: In the packet. Maybe you don't realize until you going
Speaker 3: to use them and you're like, oh, also, there's no
Speaker 3: panetles in here. That all empty.
Speaker 2: You know what my wife did one day, and this
Speaker 2: is psychotic behavior. She mixed Skittles and Eminem's in the same.
Speaker 1: Can you know?
Speaker 3: In America, I was like, what's wrong with you? You
Speaker 3: are listen to this? I actually thought Jason will have
Speaker 3: a caniption over this. In America. At the America, we
Speaker 3: went to get a snack while we're waiting for a fight,
Speaker 3: four of us and one of the girls came back
Speaker 3: with a bag of what I thought was Dorito's, but
Speaker 3: it was a mixed bag. So I had Cheetos, cheesels, Doritos,
Speaker 3: and like cheese twisties all.
Speaker 2: In the same bag.
Speaker 3: One bag. That's great, one bag. All the different textures,
Speaker 3: all the different crunches.
Speaker 2: What I like, though, is you know what you're going
Speaker 2: to get because you can feel the shape.
Speaker 3: No, it was really confusing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a hard note.
Speaker 3: I was like, Jace would flip this table if he
Speaker 3: was here.
Speaker 2: I like a variety pack, but.
Speaker 3: In separate pan all in one mixed up.
Speaker 2: Mate. The day I deep dough for eminem and was like,
Speaker 2: well it is it chewy and fruity skin?
Speaker 3: Well you can't be mixing nice?
Speaker 2: No? God no. I was like, oh, hell I was
Speaker 2: ever going to get away with an affair. Now's the time.
Speaker 3: Oh that'll do it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, call it even tell you what. Over the Christmas
Speaker 2: holidays and school holidays not the school holidays school holidays,
Speaker 2: I felt like a cruise ship director slash atm because
Speaker 2: every day the kids wake up, they're like, what are
Speaker 2: we doing today?
Speaker 3: Seriously? How do you keep them entertainment? Like? What are they?
Speaker 3: Eight weeks?
Speaker 2: You throw money at the problem, exactly right, Clint, until
Speaker 2: the last week when there's no more money to throw at.
Speaker 3: The problem seriously, Like this last week, I've had friends
Speaker 3: that are like, can we come over with the kids.
Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, but we don't have any kids stuff
Speaker 3: or anything for kids to do it. I have to like,
Speaker 3: we don't care. We just need to change the scenery.
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, oh yeah, we just need to
Speaker 1: get an house.
Speaker 3: Come on over and trash my house.
Speaker 2: Then here's the go no doubt, our kids are no kids.
Speaker 2: You would have run up some debt over summer. Well,
Speaker 2: we have a truckload of money to get you out
Speaker 2: of debt and pay those bills you love.
Speaker 3: This is let's be honest. This time of year, everyone's
Speaker 3: getting their credit card bills. So cash on the air condition,
Speaker 3: like the electricity from the air cone running over summer.
Speaker 1: He's done something silly.
Speaker 2: Credit card bills from silly things you buy on Amazon. Yes,
Speaker 2: what's the stupidest thing you bought over them?
Speaker 3: I don't know how I accidentally bought four of them.
Speaker 3: It's like a milk froffer, but like a little like
Speaker 3: a tiny little BARMI not to cross milk like so
Speaker 3: that when you if you're making a little like like this,
Speaker 3: I don't know what you call it. Like a not
Speaker 3: a protein like vitamin powder you put in water.
Speaker 2: You ziz, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I accidentally ordered four I don't know how.
Speaker 2: On Amazon, I bought an automatic card shuffling machine that
Speaker 2: deals the cards for you.
Speaker 3: That's quite cool.
Speaker 2: So when you're playing over the summer break like Spitzer cars,
Speaker 2: everyone hates you think.
Speaker 3: I also bought a karaoke machine on Amazon.
Speaker 2: I bet Paul, your partner love.
Speaker 3: That, absolutely thrilled about it.
Speaker 1: Did your shoe washing bag? Yes, yes, clean. Put me
Speaker 1: onto this bag, yellow washing bag you put in the washer.
Speaker 2: Wash your shoes. Yeah, it does the job that came
Speaker 2: up brand new.
Speaker 3: I haven't used mine yet. That might get a run today.
Speaker 2: So maybe it's exciting credit What a thrill credit card
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Speaker 2: It was great to see a good friend of the
Speaker 2: show make headlines in the news over the weekend.
Speaker 10: I am delighted to announce that the twenty and twenty
Speaker 10: five Australian of the Year is Neil Danaher. I am
Speaker 10: I simp here tonight deeply on or to accept the
Speaker 10: title of Australian in twenty twenty five. This recognition isn't
Speaker 10: just for me. It belongs to the entire empty community,
Speaker 10: the families, the cares, the researchers, the volunteers, and the
Speaker 10: countless Australians who have joined us in this fight.
Speaker 1: You both, but I got incredibly emotional, so do presentation
Speaker 1: and hearing that speech, which which is done via technology
Speaker 1: which enables Neil to communicate.
Speaker 3: Amazing.
Speaker 2: We've been saying all last year, like how he is
Speaker 2: not Australied. The year is beyond me.
Speaker 3: I think everybody thought, wow, it's about time. Amazing, amazing.
Speaker 1: By the way of background, Neil Danaher of course a
Speaker 1: champion footballer. He was a fantastic coach for the Melbourne
Speaker 1: Football Club. Diagnosed in twenty thirteen with MND, has a
Speaker 1: life expectancy of around twenty seven months. And now Neil
Speaker 1: has obviously defied that, defied doctors and in doing so
Speaker 1: has created something extraordinary with fight M and D. His
Speaker 1: family is extraordinary, especially this young lady Beck Danaher, Neil's daughter.
Speaker 3: Good morning, that's very time with congratulations to Neil and
Speaker 3: to you and to your beautiful mum and the whole family.
Speaker 1: Have you stopped smiling?
Speaker 13: No, I'm going right now. It's just been such a
Speaker 13: beautiful weekend. We kicked it off on Friday with mom
Speaker 13: and Dad's fortieth wedding Anniver Oh, very special. Then none
Speaker 13: of us were at heart. The Danahers so none of
Speaker 13: us expected Dad to be announced on Saturday night, so
Speaker 13: we were really blown away. I was of joy.
Speaker 2: I was going to ask about that. Do you get
Speaker 2: our heads up?
Speaker 3: Do you get the nomination?
Speaker 13: No, no, you don't. You don't. So everyone has to
Speaker 13: go away and prepare speeches. They sort of organize it
Speaker 13: so everyone has the same experience and you've got no
Speaker 13: idea if you are going to be the person that
Speaker 13: would be called out. So all of I was pretty
Speaker 13: much just rocking back and forth in the chair before
Speaker 13: it happened. Really nervous for Dad because it's just it's
Speaker 13: such a great honor. You look at the list of names.
Speaker 13: Then growing up hearing the Australians of the Year, they
Speaker 13: just always seen like they were in a completely different
Speaker 13: category of humans. So to think Dad's listed amongst them,
Speaker 13: he's just so special. And you know, the journey hasn't
Speaker 13: been smooth, it hasn't been easy, but despite that, Dad's,
Speaker 13: like you said, to fire the odds, He's still here,
Speaker 13: he's still fighting back, and I just find him so inspiring.
Speaker 3: So well, I know you mentioned that list of Australians
Speaker 3: of the Year, but hand on heart, I think everybody
Speaker 3: in this country of ours thought, there is no one
Speaker 3: more deserving than Niel Danaher to be Australian of the
Speaker 3: Year and to see him celebrated in such a way
Speaker 3: and to see him at the Australian Open was like
Speaker 3: it It gave me goosebumps. I know that. How's he going,
Speaker 3: how's he feeling?
Speaker 13: Oh, he's grud he's good. It's a really big weekend
Speaker 13: for him. Even just getting him to Canberra. There's a
Speaker 13: lot of legit things that goes behind it, but this
Speaker 13: is something that you make an effort for. So we yeah,
Speaker 13: it took a lot of planning to get him up.
Speaker 13: Just even getting on the flight was a challenged but
Speaker 13: you would never miss this for the world. Feeling that great?
Speaker 1: Was he chuffed?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 13: Absolutely absolutely. We yeah, none of us expected the honor
Speaker 13: and he's never done it for the accolade. You know,
Speaker 13: he's been biting there with a sort of singular purpose
Speaker 13: to find a cure for M and D. So he
Speaker 13: never thought this day would be here. I mean, we
Speaker 13: didn't think you'd be here. He was diagnosed in twenty thirteen.
Speaker 13: He shouldn't.
Speaker 2: I couldn't be here hearing Clinton say that, snap that
Speaker 2: blew me away.
Speaker 3: And beck when he was diagnosed. When Nil was diagnosed
Speaker 3: with MND, I don't think many of us actually knew
Speaker 3: what it was. There were there weren't many treatments. There
Speaker 3: wasn't a lot of awareness that there's been a complete
Speaker 3: shift in that over the last thirteen years. What you
Speaker 3: guys have done is just extraordinary. But I know, so
Speaker 3: you have so much more work to do. So what
Speaker 3: can people do to continue to support your family and
Speaker 3: Neil and his quest for the fight against M and D.
Speaker 13: Yeah, you're so right. In twenty thirteen, I had to
Speaker 13: google M and D after Dad told me he'd been diagnosed.
Speaker 13: I had no idea what it was that we've seen
Speaker 13: such a shift over the past ten years and people
Speaker 13: just talking about the disease. And what is being beautiful
Speaker 13: is hearing the stories of other people who have been
Speaker 13: diagnosed who have said this is seeing Neil and seeing
Speaker 13: him fight back is giving them hopes and they feel
Speaker 13: like they're able to fight back as well. So I
Speaker 13: think that's been really special. But you're right, Lauren, we're
Speaker 13: not there yet. We need to keep fighting. We've been
Speaker 13: able to fund one hundred and fifteen million dollars into
Speaker 13: vital and the research and it's exciting. There's absolute hope
Speaker 13: on the horizon, but we need to continue that investment.
Speaker 13: That's the only way we're going to find treatments in
Speaker 13: a cure. So we'd love for people to continue. You
Speaker 13: just support the cause to head to spider Man d
Speaker 13: dot Au if they're able to help us to get
Speaker 13: to that answer, to try.
Speaker 2: And get that word out there. I know Lauren will
Speaker 2: be chumping at the bit to hit the slide later.
Speaker 3: In the year. Maybe we can go down.
Speaker 2: Especially with especially with our summer rigs that will come
Speaker 2: back with.
Speaker 13: Maybe we should get a triple toboggan and you're.
Speaker 3: Again a big toboggan remake.
Speaker 2: Cool running just just thinking it's got a camera. The
Speaker 2: fortieth wedding anniversary and then at the AO. Your dad's
Speaker 2: got a better social life than you bet.
Speaker 13: It was a very special weekend.
Speaker 2: Weekend, but look, we had to get you on to
Speaker 2: take congratulations.
Speaker 3: Congratulations to all of you. I mean, a huge achievement
Speaker 3: for your dad, but goodness, gracious me, your family is
Speaker 3: just a force to be reckoned with, So congratulations to
Speaker 3: all of the hash.
Speaker 13: I've got to do a massive thank you to everyone
Speaker 13: that supported the cause. Without everyone listening to the request
Speaker 13: for help and supporting by Deanie donating, Dad would never
Speaker 13: have been there on Saturday without the Australian community rallying behind.
Speaker 13: So for us, this is really in honor of everyone
Speaker 13: who's back backed up from the start.
Speaker 2: Well done attitude, Hey Beck, thank you so much, so
Speaker 2: high of the family for.
Speaker 5: Us, really, thank you.
Speaker 1: Will I used to call Neil Danaher the Reverend because
Speaker 1: he spoke like a reverend, did his fired up the troops.
Speaker 1: That was when he was at the Melbourne Football Club
Speaker 1: and he's just he is his legacy, He's built something extraordinarily.
Speaker 3: No one more deserving of that austrain of your award either.
Speaker 2: Hey, you're looking for this year, remember send the Reverend
Speaker 2: back down. You guys.
Speaker 1: Need more than nieled at her.
Speaker 3: Jez the Demon's going to be no good.
Speaker 1: Who knows?
Speaker 3: It's like a way what happened at Richmond. Did two
Speaker 3: players get in a punch on it training yesterday?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, that's going to fire them.
Speaker 2: Can you get your team in the order.
Speaker 3: We've had our glory days behind.
Speaker 2: She was a warm one yesterday.
Speaker 3: She was hot wasn't it.
Speaker 2: In the morning. It wasn't bad.
Speaker 3: It was raining at my house yesterday morning.
Speaker 2: Kicked in by ten o'clock.
Speaker 3: Though, I know, but I love that extreme heat, that
Speaker 3: really dry hot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for a period. Look, I don't normally mind it specially.
Speaker 3: That's not true. You hate the heat.
Speaker 1: You hate it.
Speaker 3: You don't even like it being warm in the studio
Speaker 3: in the middle of winter. You like the cold.
Speaker 2: So we decided to have a few people around yesterday
Speaker 2: the little afternoon swim and you know, a little barbecue.
Speaker 3: Well, you're the friend with the pool, We're the rich friend.
Speaker 3: So everyone wants to go to your house.
Speaker 2: It's a very small pool.
Speaker 3: Big house, big pool.
Speaker 2: Three people can fit. You've got to get out, take turns,
Speaker 2: get in there. That's not true. So let me set
Speaker 2: the scene. It's about ten thirty yesterday. I've got the
Speaker 2: oven preheating because I've got some marinated lamb ready.
Speaker 3: I don't think you put things in the oven on
Speaker 3: a day like that.
Speaker 2: That's just all no, no, no, Because I said to her,
Speaker 2: I don't want to be out by the barbecue cooking.
Speaker 2: It's going to be too hot. So I said, I'm
Speaker 2: going to cook in the kitchen today.
Speaker 3: That's odd on a forty three degree.
Speaker 2: Was going to I was going to know, I was
Speaker 2: going to do suvers.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I don't know about roast lamb on it
Speaker 3: in that heat. Well that's what was on off all right,
Speaker 3: just so cranky all the time. You'll eat it or
Speaker 3: you'll got a bit hungry. I can imagine you say.
Speaker 2: It's not a buffet, all right, if you coming over
Speaker 2: to use the pool the pill you eat the soufs.
Speaker 3: I like the idea of a suver, though.
Speaker 2: Thank you. It's about ten thirty at night in the morning,
Speaker 2: oven's going preheating, ready to.
Speaker 1: Cook the lambs roasted.
Speaker 3: Anyway, big boy was hungry up your roast lambs ready?
Speaker 2: Children?
Speaker 1: We just had breakfast?
Speaker 3: Did you make roast potatoes? Shut up? You can't have
Speaker 3: roast potatoes when it's forty two to gree well.
Speaker 2: Any way, so what else did you t Little Greeks
Speaker 2: sold on the.
Speaker 3: Side, sowdt a little Greek soword.
Speaker 2: My mouth gotten fatter over the break It really got
Speaker 2: like mini. I don't know anyway. Anyway, people are on
Speaker 2: the way ten thirty about to put the lamb in,
Speaker 2: got the air con pumping, making sure all the doors
Speaker 2: are shut. Ten forty five.
Speaker 3: Power go on yesterday? Yesterday because you had too many
Speaker 3: things on? Like, well, that's what I say, ovens, That's.
Speaker 2: What I said, because I just put the spots on.
Speaker 2: Have fried the board. So I go running out to
Speaker 2: the power board.
Speaker 3: Just wait a second, can Clint, can you mentioned the
Speaker 3: milk tone, the silly.
Speaker 1: Little running you do through the hallway?
Speaker 3: He would be sunvincing.
Speaker 1: Worse still, the lamb ain't cooking. The lambs stop cooking,
Speaker 1: hot and hungry.
Speaker 2: So I've gone out to the power box, thinking, now
Speaker 2: there's always an emergency switch, the emergency switch, you know,
Speaker 2: like the circuit breaker. But that was that was fine.
Speaker 2: I was like, that hasn't popped. What's going on?
Speaker 1: This is weird?
Speaker 2: Like the air cons turned off?
Speaker 3: But what stage of a milk do we?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 3: A full stage ten melt down?
Speaker 2: Because I was trying to keep myself cool because I
Speaker 2: got angry. No, No, they were on the way. I had
Speaker 2: two families on the way and the lamb wasn't in
Speaker 2: the oven yet.
Speaker 1: Do you call the neighbors and see what's happened?
Speaker 2: Well, I looked over the fence at the neighbors, property.
Speaker 1: They were using their rightn't they.
Speaker 2: No no sign of power over there either, they're out.
Speaker 2: The whole street was out. Oh so I come at
Speaker 2: this point, the temperature starting to rise.
Speaker 3: Because you've also got the oven one which is heating
Speaker 3: the house.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well no, no, the ovens off, it's electric. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: So I walk in, I'm like, look the powers out
Speaker 2: to the street. At this point, I start blowing up
Speaker 2: and I'm about to get on the phone. And then
Speaker 2: that's when.
Speaker 3: She's going to get on the phone the power people.
Speaker 2: I have no idea who we're with. I want to
Speaker 2: just google power peck. And then that's when lu goes, oh,
Speaker 2: what's the date?
Speaker 3: And I said, why, it's the twenty seventh of January.
Speaker 1: Dar Oh no, works, they're doing works.
Speaker 2: No, don't get angry. We may have got an email
Speaker 2: last week saying the power will be out for a
Speaker 2: few hours on.
Speaker 3: A public holiday. That's forty two degrees.
Speaker 2: No, and she got a text.
Speaker 1: Oh so what happened.
Speaker 3: No, that's on the power man. He can't be doing that.
Speaker 3: Do you reschedule?
Speaker 2: Well, they do it a week out. I don't think
Speaker 2: they sitting there looking at the weather.
Speaker 3: Well, they should be what about all like the old
Speaker 3: people at home that have no other option to go anywhere.
Speaker 2: You're talking about me.
Speaker 3: About the old people who need their roast?
Speaker 2: Lamb. We ordered in no air con, no air con,
Speaker 2: doors were open.
Speaker 3: All it couldn't nice of human, the lamb.
Speaker 1: I don't care about you, the lamb.
Speaker 2: Here we go five thousand bucks for answering one simple question.
Speaker 2: Five K question time. Let's go to the phones. We
Speaker 2: do it every day just after eight o'clock.
Speaker 3: We sure do. And our chosen play this morning is
Speaker 3: Carly from ALTONA Morning, Carlly, Happy New.
Speaker 9: Year Christmas morning?
Speaker 7: How are you guys?
Speaker 2: Excellent?
Speaker 3: Is it acceptable for us to still be saying Happy
Speaker 3: New Year on January twenty eighth? Do you think?
Speaker 5: No, it's not fair. So it's fine, yeh.
Speaker 3: Right of jan you can say it, I think.
Speaker 2: And then we shift to how is your summer?
Speaker 3: Yeah? See, I was saying Happy Newyear to people all
Speaker 3: weekend and they were like, nah, nah A month still
Speaker 3: rocking with Christmas?
Speaker 2: Speaking of which, what did you get up to? Did
Speaker 2: you go away?
Speaker 7: No? I just stayed local. But you know it was
Speaker 7: the time of all the fortieth for all my friends.
Speaker 2: Year the city was dead between Christmas and New Year.
Speaker 3: But it's such a nice time to be he wanted.
Speaker 3: It was perfect, a great summer here in Melbourne, beautiful weather.
Speaker 2: Okay, Carly, here's your first question. Do you want to
Speaker 2: take an easy one fifty bucks medium question for five
Speaker 2: hundred or do you want to roll the dice and
Speaker 2: go for five thousand dollars? What are we thinking?
Speaker 5: No, we're going to five k go big or.
Speaker 2: Go home five thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 2: All right, rules are simply you will hear the question
Speaker 2: and you have three seconds to give us the answer.
Speaker 2: You have to give us the answer in that three seconds. Okay, yep,
Speaker 2: if you do five thousand dollars as yours, here we
Speaker 2: go for five thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: In which country was the game of chess invented?
Speaker 3: Three?
Speaker 10: Russia?
Speaker 1: One?
Speaker 3: That would have been my guess to something like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty good.
Speaker 3: Yes, but the answer Jace India. Really I never would.
Speaker 11: Have got that.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't have picked it either, India.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. I'm going to check your two
Speaker 2: hundred dollar QT rooftop bout. You're just for playing amazing.
Speaker 9: Thank you so much, No.
Speaker 2: Worry summer starts at the rooftop at QT, Melbourne's hottest
Speaker 2: rooftop bar, the ultimate spot to soak in long summer
Speaker 2: days and city skyline views beautiful. I ran them up
Speaker 2: there over the break.
Speaker 1: Did you just for a.
Speaker 2: Couple of hours.
Speaker 3: It's a great little rooftop mar It was not. Paul
Speaker 3: got into over summer playing chess.
Speaker 2: He really.
Speaker 3: Away. We started playing chess and then they started playing
Speaker 3: on their phones.
Speaker 1: Does it require much? It's concentration, obviously, but it's skill.
Speaker 2: I think you're more.
Speaker 3: I think it does. It's very like what strategic you.
Speaker 2: Were of a Connect four sort of guy.
Speaker 1: You're offensive even that's a.
Speaker 2: Stretch that's offensive, hungry hippos.
Speaker 3: It's nice to be back at work, though, guys. Or
Speaker 3: were we six weeks apart from one another?
Speaker 2: Do you miss me?
Speaker 3: I actually didn't think about you once, except for when
Speaker 3: you sent me a happy birthday text on the wrong day?
Speaker 1: Did you miss me? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Of course I saw you, probably a bit more, But no,
Speaker 3: I haven't seen you for like four week Christmas.
Speaker 2: Nothing's changed, God.
Speaker 3: No, nothing's changed.
Speaker 2: You're in New York.
Speaker 3: I went to New York. I went to New York
Speaker 3: and then I went to the Caribbean. But you know
Speaker 3: how like when you're in America or places like that,
Speaker 3: like sometimes weird things just happen. So New Year's Day,
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna lie. I had a little bit of
Speaker 3: a hangover.
Speaker 1: Yeah, shocked.
Speaker 2: What times you go to bed New Year's e oh?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Like five?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Mom? I know Mom's normally asleep by what so where?
Speaker 1: New York, New York.
Speaker 3: But we'd also only just got there, so we were
Speaker 3: a bit so we slept in late work cutlet we
Speaker 3: partied on New's Eve?
Speaker 2: Did you get the glasses where it says twenty twenty five?
Speaker 3: I wanted them. I didn't get them, but I had
Speaker 3: a top hat, a plastic top hat. There was a
Speaker 3: top hat or a headband option, and I went the
Speaker 3: top hat.
Speaker 2: New York really know how to do New.
Speaker 3: Year And for like the days leading up to it,
Speaker 3: every street corner is just selling those glasses and the hats.
Speaker 3: And then I got to News even I was like,
Speaker 3: how do I not have the glasses? I kind of
Speaker 3: thought were we were going, they'd have the glasses, but
Speaker 3: they didn't. But they had the top hats anyway, So
Speaker 3: Newyear's Day we were not feeling our sparkling best and
Speaker 3: like over there, you just you just go on the
Speaker 3: internet and order whatever you want. Things just happen. So
Speaker 3: we ordered ivs to get like recardrated. Everyone's doing them now, yeah,
Speaker 3: and they just they take away your headache, they give
Speaker 3: you hydration, some vitamins.
Speaker 2: There's the difference. In Australia, we go and get a slurpie.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 1: In America, they down a couple of Europane exactly.
Speaker 3: Enrolls the nurse into the hotel room, gives all our
Speaker 3: friends IV's. We watched a movie to sleep and then
Speaker 3: woke up and.
Speaker 2: They really work.
Speaker 3: I you know how I know they work because I
Speaker 3: woke up at like six point thirty on Yeares Day
Speaker 3: night and I was like, let's go again. I'm a woman,
Speaker 3: I feel amazing. Let's go out for dinner. We were
Speaker 3: going to stay and were like, it's nears day, Let's
Speaker 3: go out for dinner. So we went out for dinner.
Speaker 3: We came good, went out for dinner, went to meet
Speaker 3: some friends after dinner, and then things were kind of
Speaker 3: packing up. Even though it's a city that never sleeps,
Speaker 3: things were kind of closing because it was New Year's Day,
Speaker 3: everyone's peak, and these guys, these American guys, are like, oh,
Speaker 3: there's a cool bar that's open around the corner. It's
Speaker 3: a bit of a dive let's go there. So we're like, okay,
Speaker 3: so there's six of us. So we walk into a
Speaker 3: like a dive bar. Like it's like, I want to say,
Speaker 3: fifteen meters wide, twenty five meters long, just a long, skinny,
Speaker 3: very New York vocals, like old.
Speaker 2: School, like like in Coyote.
Speaker 3: Ugly like that, minus the bras on the roof.
Speaker 2: Gotcha.
Speaker 3: So there's like a couple of little booths. So four
Speaker 3: other people, there's ten of us in the bar. Right
Speaker 3: there's a little jukebox in the corner. We're just having
Speaker 3: a few caps, thinking this is it and then we'll
Speaker 3: go home. And then this girl walks in and goes
Speaker 3: to the jukebox right standing right next to me on
Speaker 3: her own mind you, putting her dollar bills in. And
Speaker 3: I look up and look left. It's Rihanna Red. Yeah,
Speaker 3: wasn't someone that looked like re wasn someone that looked
Speaker 3: like I looked at my friend Lucy and I was like, Lucy,
Speaker 3: that's Rihanna.
Speaker 1: She was like, oh my god, that's Ray.
Speaker 2: Now at this point, are you thinking, is she going
Speaker 2: to request her own song on the track?
Speaker 3: No, the jukebox was full of like Bruce Springsteen and
Speaker 3: the like.
Speaker 1: On her own with.
Speaker 3: A security guard, but on her own. So she goes
Speaker 3: and stands at the end of the bar and I'm like,
Speaker 3: no one else has noticed. And I see Paul down
Speaker 3: the end and he looks me. He's like sick. That's Rhianna. Sick,
Speaker 3: like he couldn't really care less to be honest.
Speaker 2: But also typical Lozzi.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, she's just standing there on her own,
Speaker 3: minding her own business, having a few drinks. I went
Speaker 3: to the bathroom.
Speaker 2: Was she chatting with her security gain No.
Speaker 1: Just on her own with a drink.
Speaker 3: Having a future killers, knocking back a few killers. So
Speaker 3: I went to the bathroom. I came out of the
Speaker 3: bathroom and I went to the bar to get a drink,
Speaker 3: and she trying to go near her. No, no, there
Speaker 3: was it was just like a time.
Speaker 1: Don't tell me, she sparked.
Speaker 3: She goes, what's up? And I was like, I was
Speaker 3: trying to be like I didn't really know who well,
Speaker 3: I was just like, I don't want to go fangus.
Speaker 3: I was like hey, and she goes, oh, you're not
Speaker 3: from around here, and I was like, nah, I'm a.
Speaker 2: Top on from the night before.
Speaker 3: And she said I'm from the Bahamas and I was like,
Speaker 3: I'm going a like I could not have been more dorky.
Speaker 3: Paul's at the other end of the bar just shaking
Speaker 3: his head looking at me like, what are you doing anyway,
Speaker 3: I'm honey. I was like, I'm going to get a drink.
Speaker 3: She goes, ye, I have a tequila. I've got some teqilla,
Speaker 3: have a to killer with me.
Speaker 2: Did you introduce that, Lauren?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know what I said, to be honest,
Speaker 3: but I had the tequila.
Speaker 2: When she said I'm Rihanna.
Speaker 3: I don't think she said I'm Rihanna. No, I don't
Speaker 3: think she did. I think I don't think she needed to.
Speaker 1: Did you swap instagrams? Do me to tag you Rihanna? Well?
Speaker 3: Then, so we had a few tequilas and then I
Speaker 3: was like, well, let me buy you a drink. You
Speaker 3: bought you've shouted me a yeah, absolutely, She goes, no,
Speaker 3: it's fine. I was like, no, let me buy your drinks.
Speaker 3: She goes, Okay, I'll have a prosecco. And I was like,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, should we get a bottle of champagne?
Speaker 3: Like by this stage, I'm like, we're friends. Shall we
Speaker 3: get a bottle of champagne?
Speaker 2: She goes, Oh, She's like, I'm not convincing.
Speaker 3: We ain't friends. So she bought it the cheapest drink
Speaker 3: she could probably like, let's she was trying to be
Speaker 3: So I brought it and I came out in a
Speaker 3: little little mini bottle of prosecco and she pulled and
Speaker 3: she was like, thanks, cheers, And I was like, I'm
Speaker 3: going to go back to my friends now. So I
Speaker 3: go back to my girlfriend Lucy and well because I
Speaker 3: run out of things to say.
Speaker 2: And she just shut you down.
Speaker 3: The next minute, this Ferrari pulls up out the front
Speaker 3: of this bar and this guy bounces in and the
Speaker 3: security goes, does anyone want to leave? And we were
Speaker 3: like what, and he goes because we're locking in and
Speaker 3: it's asap, rocky through the door, Shimmy's up the bar.
Speaker 3: Jobs behind the us stuts are they dating? They're married
Speaker 3: with two children?
Speaker 2: Thank you?
Speaker 3: Starts pouring tequila shots and handing them out for everyone.
Speaker 2: So what is your life? What?
Speaker 3: It was so random?
Speaker 2: Meanwhile at Sonderbar on set right thinking I'm living my
Speaker 2: best life.
Speaker 3: Honestly, I was like, if two of my best friends
Speaker 3: weren't there, I wouldn't have believed that it happened. Not
Speaker 3: a photo was taken.
Speaker 2: What did you say to.
Speaker 3: I just took his tequila and didn't say any Did.
Speaker 1: You lock in?
Speaker 3: Like we locked in?
Speaker 1: And how long we therefore partying with asap and reb.
Speaker 3: I had to pack up our hotel room in two
Speaker 3: hours to get to the airport. By the time I
Speaker 3: got home it was very late.
Speaker 1: IV.
Speaker 2: Did you say goodbye to n I think I want
Speaker 2: another echo?
Speaker 3: What about that you have a bottle of champagne?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: Thanks for.
Speaker 1: That's unbelievable, right?
Speaker 2: How do you get yourself in these situations?
Speaker 3: A sab Rocky in his Ferrari and then he went
Speaker 3: out the front and had a cigarette and Paul was like,
Speaker 3: I might go have a smoke, and I was like, careful,
Speaker 3: you don't know what's going to happen. What I don't
Speaker 3: know in America everyone's everyone's not smoking cigarettes over there
Speaker 3: have a special smile And I was like, I don't
Speaker 3: need a big boy down we got a flight to
Speaker 3: catch Paul. Yeah, anyway, re Ri and then sorry, I
Speaker 3: watched a video that she posted on Years Eve doing
Speaker 3: the countdown three two one, Happy New Year, and she goes,
Speaker 3: I haven't had a drink in three hundred and sixty
Speaker 3: five days.
Speaker 2: And then her first drink was the prosecco.
Speaker 3: Apparently apparently apparently New Year's Day got stuck into it,
Speaker 3: ripped the band aid off.
Speaker 2: Just one lafe time? You said, should we get a bottle?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Thanks?
Speaker 2: How's our old t Swift's boy? Travis Kelcey? Third Super Bowl?
Speaker 3: The Chiefs are in. I watched it yesterday.
Speaker 2: I know you just see him take to the mic.
Speaker 1: Hey, before you guys get out of here, just do
Speaker 1: a little be.
Speaker 2: Make a little love.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he loves it. He loves stealing the mic and
Speaker 3: having a sing, doesn't he?
Speaker 1: I know?
Speaker 2: But good. I'm third Super Bowl in a row. They
Speaker 2: are going forward.
Speaker 3: I've got a couple of friends going to that. We
Speaker 3: might have to cross in check in on it. Shall
Speaker 3: we go to New Orleans?
Speaker 2: It seems I don't want to go to the airport.
Speaker 3: If we can get tickets, should we go and watch Travis?
Speaker 3: What's her name? Taylor Swift's boyfriend Travis Kelsey Taylor Swift's
Speaker 3: boyfriend in the Super Bowl. Let's go, who wants to
Speaker 3: take us?
Speaker 2: You know one of my favorite videos NFL. A while back,
Speaker 2: people were posting videos in the States of them saying
Speaker 2: to their partner that secretly hide the camera. I know,
Speaker 2: and that's out of their partner. You know, Taylor really
Speaker 2: put Travis on the map, and they would follow up
Speaker 2: going he was one of the best footballers of all
Speaker 2: time before.
Speaker 3: He's doing the halftime show. Do we know? Imagine if
Speaker 3: rolled out and did a show. It's not Rihanna, is it.
Speaker 3: She did it a few years ago when she was pregnant.
Speaker 3: Remember what she did to That's how she announced her pregnancy.
Speaker 2: You sounded like a super fan again. All right, let's
Speaker 2: pay some bills.
Speaker 3: Jason Lawren's dead, let's go.
Speaker 2: God love them. The busses at Noble were like, guys,
Speaker 2: here is a truckload of cash for the start of
Speaker 2: the year. Yes, do you want to give it away
Speaker 2: in one heap?
Speaker 3: Nope, we want to pay your bills.
Speaker 2: Melbourne exactly right, because we're like.
Speaker 3: Let's be honest, how much money did everyone spend over
Speaker 3: Chris Monster. The summer. Also just things like having your
Speaker 3: reconditioning on them all day when it's forty two degrees.
Speaker 3: The power bills, the gas bills are all adding up.
Speaker 3: But now we're trying to get back into life, and
Speaker 3: there is the bill, the bard.
Speaker 2: What I've spent at Jump or Bounce, I could have
Speaker 2: bought a franchise.
Speaker 1: In our time.
Speaker 2: It's unbelievable. So here's the go Go to Nova FM
Speaker 2: dot com dot au or register your bills via the
Speaker 2: Nova player app and then we could be paying them.
Speaker 2: But there is a catch first, So let's say hello
Speaker 2: to Justine in lily Dale.
Speaker 3: Good morning morning Justine.
Speaker 2: Good morning guy Christmas.
Speaker 3: How is your summer? Happy New Year, Christmas?
Speaker 1: What do you do with yourself? Justine?
Speaker 12: I'm actually studying teaching at the moment. So my dream
Speaker 12: is to become an educator at the zoo and teach
Speaker 12: kids all about conservation.
Speaker 3: Oh wow.
Speaker 2: My dream is to get the kids taught a little earlier.
Speaker 2: Mine day start till Thursday. So if you could have
Speaker 2: a chat with the management at the zoo, that yeah,
Speaker 2: that is cool.
Speaker 3: It was my little nephew's birthdaesterday and they went to
Speaker 3: the zoo, but they decided to beat the heats. They
Speaker 3: went early and all the animals were still asleep. Maybe
Speaker 3: could wake them up a bit early for the kids.
Speaker 2: Want me yet to go to the zoo and see
Speaker 2: like the you know, the tiger rolling around trying to
Speaker 2: eat something.
Speaker 3: I don't think you've got to wear a b zoo
Speaker 3: for that day.
Speaker 2: I want action, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what a bit of like roaring?
Speaker 2: Well. I remember when the line got out at the
Speaker 2: zoo in Sydney. That's spice things up there.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Remember the helicopter today, So they were
Speaker 3: like this, the helicopter shot just following the roaming line
Speaker 3: around Tarnga Zoo.
Speaker 2: Look at people running for their life. Now that is
Speaker 2: a day out, all right, Justine, here's how this works, right.
Speaker 2: You have registered three bills. I got eight hundred dollars
Speaker 2: for a laptop, two hundred dollars for unibooks and a
Speaker 2: two hundred dollars electricity bill. What's the first bill? You
Speaker 2: want to roll the dice and see if we will pay.
Speaker 12: Go big or go home. Let's go for the laptop
Speaker 12: eight dollars.
Speaker 3: Okay, if it's approved, let's tap the card and see
Speaker 3: if it's.
Speaker 2: Approved or it could be denied and you walk out
Speaker 2: of here with nothing eight hundred dollars on a laptop.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's not the big wheel clips. Is what happens now? Justine?
Speaker 3: You mean last night you've got another bill you want
Speaker 3: us to pay. You can either walk away with your
Speaker 3: eight hundred dollars bill being paid, or you can go again.
Speaker 3: But if it's declined, you lose it all.
Speaker 2: Go another bill, go another bill?
Speaker 12: All right, I reckon, I'll do one more bill. I'll
Speaker 12: do two hundred dollars for the UNI books because I've
Speaker 12: got a few moneys to tick off my list this year.
Speaker 3: Do you still have to actually get textbooks?
Speaker 2: Do you contact them in Uni? Or is it remember
Speaker 2: that people will be doing that this week? Taga turns
Speaker 2: on Uni books.
Speaker 3: He go again, go again, go again, go again and again.
Speaker 3: It's the first time we've done it. Here's the But
Speaker 3: also if it gets declined, you lose it all.
Speaker 2: You've got one more bill here, two hundred bucks. It's
Speaker 2: an electricity bill.
Speaker 12: What do you think I think I have to just
Speaker 12: play it safe?
Speaker 2: Go again?
Speaker 3: Oh no, don't do it now. I'm panicked. I don't
Speaker 3: want it to be my.
Speaker 1: It's your encourage Jason again.
Speaker 12: Goodness, all right, all right, we'll do it again. You
Speaker 12: guys are doing it, so let's let's go.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, if it's declined, this is on new
Speaker 3: days and you have to pay it.
Speaker 2: Eight hundred dollars for the laptop sorted, two hundred dollars
Speaker 2: for the unibook sorted. Is she about to get to
Speaker 2: undred electricity bill or lose the lot?
Speaker 3: Well done? Oh my gosh, you're starting summer. We're not
Speaker 3: starting some he's starting February. Debt free love that well.
Speaker 12: Thank you so much, guys.
Speaker 11: I can't believe it.
Speaker 2: No worries. It's as easy as our all we got
Speaker 2: to do.
Speaker 3: Can I put my bills in?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: That looks us I got a bar bill here for
Speaker 2: nine grand.
Speaker 1: We can't come your bills?
Speaker 2: Yeah, after your holiday? Never FM dot com? Do you
Speaker 2: or go to the neaver player app registered bills? We
Speaker 2: could be paying him with debt.
Speaker 3: We do miss every day every day.
Speaker 2: We got a lot of money to go. How much
Speaker 2: money do we have to go a lot of money
Speaker 2: to go?
Speaker 3: How much?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 2: I can't say it because.
Speaker 3: Do you know, cluck? No one tells me anything around.
Speaker 1: But I did play rulette yesterday because you did you
Speaker 1: win or losey broke even.
Speaker 3: I think you're lying, but we're not paying your cast. Notice.
Speaker 2: Did someone make a large donation to Crown yesterday?
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a tax deductible.
Speaker 2: No, no it is.
Speaker 3: We're having a meeting while you're there.
Speaker 2: Should have got us up on zoom.
Speaker 3: No it's not that, is it?
Speaker 1: Guys?
Speaker 2: First show done and Dusty, Happy.
Speaker 3: New Year, Melbourne. I'll be saying that for another three
Speaker 3: days until January's over.
Speaker 2: I've you had a good Christmas, we survived, we did clean.
Speaker 2: What are you up to today?
Speaker 1: I'm flying the flag at the nine network as well.
Speaker 2: You're going straight to Channel nine after this?
Speaker 3: Another job?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, the big, the big fellow, Tony Jones.
Speaker 3: Is off this week, so put his feed up. He
Speaker 3: had a busy two weeks to be Australian, very busy
Speaker 3: two weeks, very.
Speaker 1: Quiet a couple of weeks.
Speaker 2: Yes, you're on the news tonight, don't heckle.
Speaker 1: Good day.
Speaker 3: I woke up overseas. I've got on the internet and
Speaker 3: there's another story about Channel nine. Every day, something else
Speaker 3: going on. I'm telling you it wasn't Channel nine. It
Speaker 3: was the cool cobara problem in Australia currently has The
Speaker 3: rest of the world is on fire, all sorts of
Speaker 3: things are going on, but in austraight, we've got a
Speaker 3: cool cabar and problem.
Speaker 2: Will you we be going home for a little nap
Speaker 2: after last night's Shenanigans.
Speaker 1: Trivolity, I might just squeeze one in.
Speaker 3: You deserve that because well, well, Jason and I were
Speaker 3: doing absolutely nothing over some of you were.
Speaker 2: Working and last night, Lauren, we were preparing for our
Speaker 2: first show.
Speaker 3: But I wasn't. I was watching Maths, which.
Speaker 2: We spoke about on the show That's y.
Speaker 3: I cried watching Maths, and then I cried with laugh time.
Speaker 2: Clint was crowing at the casino because number seven didn't
Speaker 2: come up, again and again and again.
Speaker 3: I sent you a text, Clint here you said, I've
Speaker 3: been with the lads all day. I've got to wrap
Speaker 3: it up. And that was at eight thirty, and I said,
Speaker 3: wrap what up? And you said, I'm still the casino
Speaker 3: and you said I will after this, marg And I said, Chris,
Speaker 3: you're a crowd. You're a mad dog. I've been in
Speaker 3: bed since seven thirty. That was eight thirty now what
Speaker 3: time did you leave?
Speaker 1: Well, you actually thought I was at a rap party,
Speaker 1: he said, I miss so was the drunk one.
Speaker 3: I misread his text when he said I've got wrap it,
Speaker 3: wrap up this party. I read it as I could
Speaker 3: have got to a wrap party.
Speaker 2: What are you doing in a wrap party?
Speaker 3: It was like the wrap party for the Australian Open
Speaker 3: or something. I was like, oh my god, you're imagined.
Speaker 3: Only it was what time did you get home?
Speaker 1: I got home?
Speaker 3: Tell the truth, tell the give me your phone and.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to ask the uber check the uber.
Speaker 2: Let's look at the seat.
Speaker 1: Okay, receipt, let me let me hang check, I'll do it.
Speaker 3: No, I don't believe you. I'll watch.
Speaker 1: I've got a lot of emails in here, Laura.
Speaker 2: Can you see if the uber actually went to his
Speaker 2: house as well or somewhere else.
Speaker 3: Your Monday afternoon trip with Uber just gone? The uberp
Speaker 3: maybe he's.
Speaker 2: Gone the Uber rap You go up to my leaving No,
Speaker 2: we are not leaving.
Speaker 1: Here, this one, this one.
Speaker 2: What time?
Speaker 1: Come on?
Speaker 2: Can't wait to see what rating? And they gave you?
Speaker 3: Well, he got a wait time because he obviously left.
Speaker 3: The wait's twelve thirty four, Am, Oh, that's not so
Speaker 3: twelve thirty four, Am, Clint Strunaway.
Speaker 1: What are you laughing at?
Speaker 2: Melch Assina two would have been a two star rating
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 3: Clint, it's twenty twenty five. Get it together.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was research. I was studying the debt roulette and.
Speaker 2: You and you went home to your house alone.
Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't check the address.
Speaker 1: Yes, my house.
Speaker 3: Well, some things haven't changed.
Speaker 2: All right, we're Outa's in there tomorrow, cat tomorrow bye.
Speaker 3: Jason Lauren Jason Lauren Wake up feeling good on number
Speaker 3: one hundred.
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