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Speaker 1: This is Brownies Podcast! Welcome to Brownie's Podcast.

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Speaker 2: While we're on holidays and Campbell's probably in America in Vegas,

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Speaker 2: probably with an IV drip hanging out of his arm,

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Speaker 2: this is our best out bits.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely, no doubt about it. Looking forward to going to

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Speaker 3: a caravan park with my kids. Seems like a less

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Speaker 3: than attractive holiday. But hey, Ben Cousins, did Brown Dog

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Speaker 3: track this man down? Because as we know, Brown Dog's

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Speaker 3: got a shocking record of getting guests.

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Speaker 4: On his podcast. I got him for Dancing With The Stars. No,

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Speaker 4: you did not.

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Speaker 5: Brodie? You had nothing to do with it.

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Speaker 6: He had no mention and had never heard that you

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Speaker 6: wanted him to be on this podcast.

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Speaker 4: No, he'd been texting me.

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Speaker 5: BT will be involved in this podcast. Yes. And plenty,

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Speaker 5: plenty more. Let's get into it. We've got Ben Cousins

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Speaker 5: on the goddamn podcast. Yeah, yeah. I got him.

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Speaker 4: Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 7: Earlier in the year I was messaging Ben directly and

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Speaker 7: he said a bit later in the season.

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Speaker 4: Mate, that was five months ago. Who got him? You

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Speaker 4: said you had him next week.

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Speaker 5: Who got him on the show? I did.

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Speaker 6: You can thank me any time. Campbell had absolutely nothing

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Speaker 6: to do with it. When I spoke to Cousins, he

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Speaker 6: had no idea that he was meant to be on

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Speaker 6: this podcast at any time.

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Speaker 5: So useless bastard.

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Speaker 2: Hey, he was on Dancing with the Stars last night.

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Speaker 2: I'm the only one that watched it, mate. If you

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Speaker 2: watch it back, his neck, he's like Leper.

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Speaker 4: Gladston's small.

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Speaker 2: Gladston, if Leper and Gladston have a baby, because he's

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Speaker 2: just operating stiff neck.

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Speaker 5: Really?

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Speaker 8: It'd be hard to dance with a stiff neck. That's

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Speaker 8: pretty illustration. Leper and Gladston small having a baby. Jeez,

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Speaker 8: I'm not sure it'd be called a human. But I

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Speaker 8: will say this, Cousy took it all real well.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Like he's a beautiful man.

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Speaker 4: Well, you have to, don't you?

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Speaker 5: I can't believe you got him on the show, Don.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's good. It was a good one, mate. So

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Speaker 4: looking forward to talking to him. Obviously, strong relationship there

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Speaker 4: with my old man.

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Speaker 7: Coaching his father and then me and Ben playing against

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Speaker 7: each other.

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Speaker 5: Absolutely.

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Speaker 4: What was his form like?

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Speaker 3: Because he'd be used to feedback, so I think he'd

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Speaker 3: take it pretty strongly.

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Speaker 5: Well, I want to show you some highlights, actually, because

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Speaker 5: you worry for him.

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Speaker 9: Oh, no.

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Speaker 5: You worry.

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Speaker 4: Oh, no.

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Speaker 2: And then he finishes, he's sweating, and he's concentrating, but

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Speaker 2: I think he'll lift, hopefully.

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Speaker 5: He's got to improve. Absolutely. His score wasn't that good.

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Speaker 5: Did you ever actually play on him, Campbell?

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Speaker 4: No, no, I never played on him.

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Speaker 5: He would have given you an absolute bar.

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Speaker 4: Oh, he could run all day. I've got asthma.

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Speaker 7: I'm not aerobically blessed, so he would have just run

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Speaker 7: me into the ground.

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Speaker 5: Didn't you both used to vomit from intensity?

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Speaker 9: Didn't you?

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Speaker 4: I never used to vomit. No, I never.

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Speaker 5: Kazi used to just spray you.

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Speaker 4: No, he was unbelievable.

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Speaker 3: In games, he just, he was the first really that

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Speaker 3: started to use the rotations.

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Speaker 4: Well, not to their advantage, but he was amazing.

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Speaker 3: So he'd go out and just do like, You know, look,

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Speaker 3: three one-kilometre sprints and then he'd go to the bench

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Speaker 3: and dry reach on the bench, have a rest for

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Speaker 3: two minutes and then go again. Our boys who used

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Speaker 3: to tag him, Brad Scott used to tag him from

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Speaker 3: time to time, Sean Hart, they said him and Croft

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Speaker 3: were at the same level of hard-running capability and capacity.

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Speaker 4: It was amazing.

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Speaker 7: Do you know who used to come to me? because

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Speaker 7: I was the least dangerous forward, David Wirupunda.

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Speaker 5: Really?

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I love Wirupunda.

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Speaker 4: Or Weirpanda, they call it. You used to get his name.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, no, everyone got it differently.

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Speaker 2: There's a roll of the R's in there if you

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Speaker 2: really want to get it right, but I'm not going

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Speaker 2: to try because I'll mess it up.

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Speaker 4: Wirupunda. Juddy tells a great story about Kazi. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Back in the day when Kazi was flying and could

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Speaker 3: do no wrong, even within the walls of the West

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Speaker 3: Coast Eagles, he's the captain. They're in a team meeting,

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Speaker 3: like a review meeting. which is, that's usually the serious part.

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Speaker 4: Very serious, yeah.

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Speaker 3: And I think Clarko punched himself once in a review meeting.

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Speaker 5: Put it, write that down. Right, Clarko punched himself. Punched himself.

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Speaker 4: Yes, in the face.

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Speaker 5: We'll get to it.

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Speaker 3: Lethal used to just close the door, and if you

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Speaker 3: weren't in there for the start of the review meeting,

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Speaker 3: locked out for the whole meeting, and you had to

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Speaker 3: face the wrath of Lethal. One time, Jaddy, I was

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Speaker 3: sitting in a review meeting after a loss, and Kazi

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Speaker 3: got up, and as you do from time to time,

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Speaker 3: you're excused to go to the toilet, or you're expecting

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Speaker 3: the players to go to the toilet. He comes back

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Speaker 3: 15 minutes later with a coffee cup. He's got a

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Speaker 3: coffee from the cafe down the road. About three k's

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Speaker 3: down the road. So he's gone out, jumped in his car.

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Speaker 5: God, yeah. Down to Subi. Cafe's down in Subi.

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Speaker 3: Bought the coffee and come back and re-entered the meeting room.

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Speaker 4: Woosha didn't even say anything. That's unbelievable. There you go.

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Speaker 5: Ben Cousins on the phone. Brodie's just teeing it up.

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Speaker 4: Oh, this is big.

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Speaker 5: Cousy, it's Cousy. It's Dino here, Jonathan Brown and Campbell Brown.

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Speaker 5: First of all, good morning, gentlemen.

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Speaker 3: Good morning, Cousy. Great to see you. Get it all

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Speaker 3: out of the way, Dino, because Cousy, you've got this man,

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Speaker 3: Dean Thomas. He's been one of the great West Coast

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Speaker 3: Eagles supporters in a generation and his lifelong dream to

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Speaker 3: speak to you in person.

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Speaker 9: We like to hear that, mate. Good on you, mate.

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Speaker 5: Beautiful son of a bitch.

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Speaker 2: I can't believe we're dancing in the same sentence right now.

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Speaker 5: Last night I watched the whole.

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Speaker 4: Thing, man.

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Speaker 5: I just want to ask first up, you.

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Speaker 2: Had to listen to five people bang on last night

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Speaker 2: with shitty jokes after your dancing and just stand there

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Speaker 5: Are you still happy doing this, I guess is my question.

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Speaker 9: Well, yeah, I understand where you're coming from. Listen, it's

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Speaker 9: been a fair build-up, this, and I knew that even

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Speaker 9: the cleverest editors wasn't going to be able to see

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Speaker 9: this in a positive way. My first episode has been

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Speaker 9: hanging over like a dark cloud. But you've got to

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Speaker 9: be able to laugh at yourself, you do. And I

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Speaker 9: can honestly say I did have to remind myself not

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Speaker 9: to get too sensitive with some of the comments. But

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Speaker 9: I did find the comment that I was presenting my

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Speaker 9: bum to the nation. I do find that funny, that comment,

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Speaker 9: but I can honestly tell you, there's not a shop

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Speaker 9: window that I don't walk past these days and give

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Speaker 9: a double take to see how my ass is looking.

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Speaker 9: I've become very, very self-conscious.

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Speaker 4: Well, that was unbelievable.

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Speaker 3: For those that didn't get to see it, last night

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Speaker 3: one of the judges, Craig Reville-Hall, who's got three names

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Speaker 3: for starters, he described your performance as having no neck,

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Speaker 3: looked like you were presenting it to the nation, darling.

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Speaker 5: Presenting? Presenting.

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Speaker 9: That is a funny comment, presenting.

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Speaker 5: Kazi, it looked like you've seen it back, right? I

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Speaker 5: thought you did great, blah, blah, blah. Who cares what

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Speaker 5: I think?

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Speaker 4: 48 out of 40, that's not exactly great, Dana. But

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Speaker 4: what was.

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Speaker 5: Going on with the neck?

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Speaker 2: It looked like you'd tried to swallow a whole tuna

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Speaker 2: and it got stuck halfway in.

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Speaker 5: In your chest.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, well, listen, my problems didn't start and finish with wardrobe,

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Speaker 9: but I did think they fixed me.

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Speaker 7: Up this week.

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Speaker 9: I wasn't happy with the suit.

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Speaker 5: Right on, right on.

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Speaker 7: Cozy, does this get your competitive juices flowing?

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Speaker 4: We know that you're a competitive beast on the footy field.

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Speaker 7: Has this sparked something in you?

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Speaker 9: Well, there's no doubt it was very hard.

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Speaker 5: It was.

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Speaker 9: I couldn't have done another hour of dancing, so it

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Speaker 9: wasn't through lack of putting time on the floor. I

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Speaker 9: wish I could say I didn't do much at all,

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Speaker 9: but it was quite the opposite. But it is something

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Speaker 9: totally foreign. I got so much respect for the pro dancers,

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Speaker 3: Brown Dog, you're in the Channel 7 stable, becoming a

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Speaker 3: big star, Channel 7, mind you. The commentary you're doing,

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Speaker 3: we'll talk about later on. But, Dog, you ever been

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Speaker 3: off for Dancing with the Stars?

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Speaker 4: Oh, I haven't.

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Speaker 7: The closest I got to a reality TV show was

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Speaker 7: they were going to put me forward for SAS this year.

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Speaker 7: I thought, that's fantastic, and the show is no longer

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Speaker 7: going to be filmed.

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Speaker 4: So that's how well I'm going. You've entered the franchise.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, they've entered the franchise.

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Speaker 2: I watched you when the feedback was coming in, and

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Speaker 2: you're obsessive. I reckon you're going to come back and get–

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Speaker 2: at least 20 on the next dance because you're taking

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Speaker 5: You're taking the notes in. And just to.

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Speaker 2: Stick it up those Robert Downey Jr.

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Speaker 5: whatever that three-name.

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Speaker 2: Son of a bitch was, just to stick it up him, Cousy.

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Speaker 9: I can't give too much away, but, yeah, you'll have

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Speaker 9: to tune in.

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Speaker 4: He's waiting for the cha-cha.

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Speaker 5: He's a cha-cha man. Cousy Owls at the Eagles, Melbourne

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Speaker 5: game at the G.

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Speaker 4: Jesus Christ.

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Speaker 5: All I could think of, mate.

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Speaker 4: Because he could get a game. He's in the best

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Speaker 4: 18 still.

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Speaker 2: Mate, I love Simmo and I'm grateful for everything, but

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Speaker 2: it might be time.

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Speaker 5: What do you reckon?

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Speaker 10: What?

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Speaker 8: What?

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Speaker 5: You're turning.

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Speaker 9: It is a tough, you know, few weeks. I think that.

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Speaker 9: The thing that has been particularly stinging with the last

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Speaker 9: couple of weeks' performances is that the side on paper

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Speaker 9: has got back to probably being their strongest on paper

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Speaker 9: for a couple of years. So I, along with so

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Speaker 9: many others, have probably expected or hoped a fair bit

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Speaker 9: from the last couple of weeks.

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Speaker 2: If it goes tits up with Simmo, can you text

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Speaker 5: That's right.

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Speaker 4: He's not a cello like you, David.

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Speaker 7: Kazim old man, Mal, he coached your old man, Brian,

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Speaker 4: From the cherry picker? From the cherry picker.

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Speaker 7: Was there any resonating story that he's passed on to you?

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Speaker 5: You, Campbell, for a lot of those.

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Speaker 9: Moments he's talking about. They were good times. My earliest memory...

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Speaker 2: Kazi, stick it up those Nerdburger judges, and we love you.

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Speaker 2: Thanks so much for coming on. Watch Kazi on Dancing

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Speaker 2: with the Stars.

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Speaker 4: Thanks, guys. Thanks, bro.

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Speaker 10: Happy birthday to Max King out there, 24 today. Coincidentally, Ella,

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Speaker 4: Year, in fact.

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Speaker 5: Crossed over. Yes, crossed over.

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Speaker 4: After midnight on New Year's Eve.

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Speaker 7: There would have been people out there that were going,

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Speaker 5: Children maybe, but no, no, no.

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Speaker 4: I thought I'd solved.

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Speaker 5: The Rubik's Cube. And then you tried to claim Chinese

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Speaker 5: New Year. No, that was Joe. Yeah, that was Joe.

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Speaker 4: Can we do that again?

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Speaker 10: Happy birthday to Max King out there, 24 today. Coincidentally, Ella,

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Speaker 5: Crossed over.

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Speaker 4: Yes, crossed over. After midnight on New Year's Eve.

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Speaker 4: LAUGHTER Oh, well, yes, Campbell.

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Speaker 5: Do you reckon everyone knew? That's correct.

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Speaker 4: Do you reckon everyone knew?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, pretty much, brother, but just your delivery of it.

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Speaker 5: That's beautiful, man. Back with plenty, plenty more, including Clarko

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Speaker 3: Well, Brown Dog's never been able to get Clarko on

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Speaker 5: Welcome back to Brownies Podcast. This is our best of

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Speaker 5: bits because we're having a break. What a year it's been.

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Speaker 5: Are we coming back? Mate, of course.

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Speaker 5: Clarko.

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Speaker 2: Clarko talk, punching himself. If you miss this, enjoy. You

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Speaker 7: Yeah, Monday afternoons were always a nervous time for the

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Speaker 4: Review, right?

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Speaker 7: There'd be a big whiteboard, there'd be a big screen,

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Speaker 4: I remember that game. Bad loss. Monday rolls around. He's

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Speaker 7: And it was pretty evident as to which clerk we

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Speaker 7: He's standing and his eyes were darting around the room.

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Speaker 7: So he's saying, I should have done this. I should

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Speaker 7: And he still tried to continue on with the team meeting,

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Speaker 5: John, did you know about this?

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Speaker 3: I did know about this. I've seen Dog tell that

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Speaker 4: Astonishment.

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Speaker 7: I didn't know whether to laugh. I was nudging Grant

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Speaker 5: Degenerates, Matty Lloyd on the next podcast. He was good.

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Speaker 7: He was so good that we actually had to delete

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Speaker 3: Of course, he was part of the Carlton draft, wasn't he?

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Speaker 4: Playing half the old collegiate.

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Speaker 5: Well, they won.

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Speaker 4: That's the most important. Follow us at

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