Speaker 1: On Nomber one hundred guys, I'm a how do I
Speaker 1: put this, I'm a lover not a fighter. Yeah, I agree,
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. I agree Like I feel my hands, Clint,
Speaker 1: how they clamy? Whether over? They're a big greasy I
Speaker 1: tat to bacon egg sandwich, but they're so soft.
Speaker 2: I'd say you're a lover, not a fighter. But you're
Speaker 2: also a bit of a manipulator, Like you get other
Speaker 2: people to fight your fights for you. You put fire
Speaker 2: at other people's bellies and then make them do the day.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he'd rather engage in a mental war physical one.
Speaker 1: I'm great at battleship. Yeah, he'd be good on get.
Speaker 2: Other people involved to do the hard work, and he
Speaker 2: just runs off.
Speaker 1: I'd be like Riching on Season one. He's always walking
Speaker 1: around nude, getting other people to turn on each other. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we don't want that. And what Richard? You remember Big
Speaker 1: Richard the nude Diet one. I don't know if he's
Speaker 1: Big Richard, but Richard.
Speaker 2: No, I just remember the guy that won because he
Speaker 2: told everyone his grandmother had died and she hadn't. Really,
Speaker 2: that would be tricking people.
Speaker 1: Well played. I think my grandma's died several times. So
Speaker 1: on the weekend I decided to venture out check out
Speaker 1: the new local. Oh yeah, good man of.
Speaker 2: Mine was it was? It was good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, went down to the McKinnon Hotel. Great steak. Yeah,
Speaker 1: McKinnon hotel, they do a great steak. Where's McKinnon nestled
Speaker 1: somewhere near Carnegie, Yeah, sort of Carnegie and Bentley area. Yeah,
Speaker 1: beautiful spot. So you've got I've got the Bentley East,
Speaker 1: so the Boundary Hotel in Bentley, which is a cracking spot.
Speaker 1: Good sports bar, sounds like it to do a good steak,
Speaker 1: pool tables, and then you got the McKinnon, which I
Speaker 1: would say is a little bit more class a a
Speaker 1: little bit classic.
Speaker 2: At a bit bougie.
Speaker 1: Is a little bit more bougie. I walk into the
Speaker 1: sports bar on Saturday night, Jessu and I were given
Speaker 1: the lead pass by otherwives to go out for a couple.
Speaker 1: Jezz who's Gerald, Yeah.
Speaker 2: G man Gerard, Gerard what's his name? Gerard?
Speaker 1: I think you know someone? So g dog and I
Speaker 1: there at at the park.
Speaker 2: You're too old to be calling your friend's g dog.
Speaker 2: Sorry that it's got to stop.
Speaker 1: Let's go Jezzer, Jezzer and I are just there at
Speaker 1: the bar having a few drinks and then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, Jessic goes oh oh, and I turned around
Speaker 1: and a full blown fistfight has broken out the Posh
Speaker 1: Park at the Posh Pub, maybe a meter away from me,
Speaker 1: and like, you know, like seeing a fight in the
Speaker 1: wild and up close distressing. It's very distressing. This guy
Speaker 1: was getting absolutely belted. He was bleeding from the eye,
Speaker 1: shirts were getting ripped like.
Speaker 2: A proper bar fight. Yes, in the McKinnon hotel. You
Speaker 2: think he's bougie. And some of the adults or teenagers,
Speaker 2: like twenty.
Speaker 1: They were adults, and there was some people screaming out
Speaker 1: like stop them, stop them. Set the scene. How many
Speaker 1: people were around? I would say there was a good
Speaker 1: there was a good forty people in the park. These
Speaker 1: two are absolutely going at it, and there was an
Speaker 1: elderly lady trying to get involved to turn out to
Speaker 1: be the mum of one of the boys.
Speaker 2: In the Oh no, mum, sit down.
Speaker 1: I know, that's what I thought.
Speaker 2: With their security, they're trying to break it up.
Speaker 1: Well, no, I was waiting for, you know, the big
Speaker 1: New Zealanders to come running in going not in those
Speaker 1: shoes broke, but there was none of those, and you
Speaker 1: would a surely just tried to calm things down, you know,
Speaker 1: everyone everyone was trying to do their bit, just to go, hey.
Speaker 2: Can how many people were in the fight? How many
Speaker 2: people just just the two?
Speaker 1: So the rest of us were like, come on, I
Speaker 1: was obviously watching out for mum. Just you know, let's as.
Speaker 2: Knee deep into your chicken parma, sitting in the corner
Speaker 2: trying to pretend you didn't notice.
Speaker 1: Finished the parma. The two people were there like a
Speaker 1: lot of bystanders, a lot of witnesses, A lot of witnesses,
Speaker 1: a lot of witnesses.
Speaker 2: And how did it end?
Speaker 1: Were you happy with your response?
Speaker 2: Pop? Come?
Speaker 1: Paper didn't come? We ended up getting one of the
Speaker 1: guys dragged out. We well, like team effort. One of
Speaker 1: the guys got dragged out the front by his mum
Speaker 1: and then his mum.
Speaker 2: How much trouble he's in with mum.
Speaker 1: And the staff were quick to act and they came
Speaker 1: in with napkins to soak up the blood and stuff,
Speaker 1: which was inconvenient.
Speaker 2: Were they fighting about? What are they fighting about? I
Speaker 2: don't know, yes, seriously, what were they fighting about?
Speaker 1: We got a witness.
Speaker 2: I'm a witness, someone.
Speaker 1: Who was in the past, someone who saw you in
Speaker 1: action and can tell us about Danny.
Speaker 2: Good morning in Mora Morning morning. Yes, a bar fight.
Speaker 3: Yes, I was there for the bar fights, and I
Speaker 3: did see Jay. I obviously noticed when he walked in.
Speaker 3: A huge fan of the show. So I was on
Speaker 3: my way to the Little Girl's room and I saw
Speaker 3: Jason walking and I of course had to run back
Speaker 3: to my friends and be like, oh, my god, my god,
Speaker 3: my god, that's j.
Speaker 2: You're he's one fan. Good for you, Danny. And then
Speaker 2: is that what people were fighting over? Were they fighting over?
Speaker 1: Who?
Speaker 2: Like jo? I'm not like Kyle.
Speaker 3: What they were fighting over? No?
Speaker 1: What? So how would you rate Jace's reaction and his
Speaker 1: heroic instincts?
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I think I was neared running over to
Speaker 3: my friends at the time, so my back was to
Speaker 3: the fight, so I didn't say it start, but I
Speaker 3: did hear the commotion and I turned around, and you know,
Speaker 3: I was at the end of the bar, so the
Speaker 3: bar was very was very long, and Jase's right, the
Speaker 3: fight was happening quite near him. But I do seem
Speaker 3: to recall him taking off down the other end of
Speaker 3: the park.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I knew it. He would have run as far
Speaker 2: as he possibly could. He he was getting involved, going okay.
Speaker 1: Guys, and then the pavement and then we were sopping
Speaker 1: up the blood with the with the serviettes. The amount
Speaker 1: of people that came over to me afterwards and said, Jayce,
Speaker 1: I didn't think you could move that quick, but you
Speaker 1: grabbed drink.
Speaker 2: And you're disgrace. You got to help Jace.
Speaker 1: Danny was jas useless. Yes, yeah, there you go. The
Speaker 1: way I justified it was like I never get time
Speaker 1: out of the house. I don't dare they I don't
Speaker 1: want to.
Speaker 2: I'm not letting these kids ruin it.
Speaker 1: I'm not wasting my one hour on Saturday night, given
Speaker 1: my statement to the Pope.
Speaker 2: One hour? Is that all you're allowed out of the
Speaker 2: house for.
Speaker 1: Yes, loans, soft hands have buttons to push, Yes, Otherwise
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be able to fire off the ads. It
Speaker 1: sitting here right now, little stumps wrapped in bandages.
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