WEBVTT - Bonus: Jase's Wild Pub Night

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<v Speaker 1>On Nomber one hundred guys, I'm a how do I

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<v Speaker 1>put this, I'm a lover not a fighter. Yeah, I agree,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, thank you. I agree Like I feel my hands, Clint,

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<v Speaker 1>how they clamy? Whether over? They're a big greasy I

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<v Speaker 1>tat to bacon egg sandwich, but they're so soft.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd say you're a lover, not a fighter. But you're

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<v Speaker 2>also a bit of a manipulator, Like you get other

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<v Speaker 2>people to fight your fights for you. You put fire

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<v Speaker 2>at other people's bellies and then make them do the day.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, he'd rather engage in a mental war physical one.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm great at battleship. Yeah, he'd be good on get.

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<v Speaker 2>Other people involved to do the hard work, and he

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<v Speaker 2>just runs off.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be like Riching on Season one. He's always walking

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<v Speaker 1>around nude, getting other people to turn on each other. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't want that. And what Richard? You remember Big

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<v Speaker 1>Richard the nude Diet one. I don't know if he's

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<v Speaker 1>Big Richard, but Richard.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I just remember the guy that won because he

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<v Speaker 2>told everyone his grandmother had died and she hadn't. Really,

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<v Speaker 2>that would be tricking people.

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<v Speaker 1>Well played. I think my grandma's died several times. So

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<v Speaker 1>on the weekend I decided to venture out check out

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<v Speaker 1>the new local. Oh yeah, good man of.

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<v Speaker 2>Mine was it was? It was good.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, went down to the McKinnon Hotel. Great steak. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>McKinnon hotel, they do a great steak. Where's McKinnon nestled

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<v Speaker 1>somewhere near Carnegie, Yeah, sort of Carnegie and Bentley area. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful spot. So you've got I've got the Bentley East,

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<v Speaker 1>so the Boundary Hotel in Bentley, which is a cracking spot.

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<v Speaker 1>Good sports bar, sounds like it to do a good steak,

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<v Speaker 1>pool tables, and then you got the McKinnon, which I

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<v Speaker 1>would say is a little bit more class a a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit classic.

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<v Speaker 2>At a bit bougie.

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<v Speaker 1>Is a little bit more bougie. I walk into the

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<v Speaker 1>sports bar on Saturday night, Jessu and I were given

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<v Speaker 1>the lead pass by otherwives to go out for a couple.

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<v Speaker 1>Jezz who's Gerald, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>G man Gerard, Gerard what's his name? Gerard?

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<v Speaker 1>I think you know someone? So g dog and I

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<v Speaker 1>there at at the park.

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<v Speaker 2>You're too old to be calling your friend's g dog.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry that it's got to stop.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go Jezzer, Jezzer and I are just there at

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<v Speaker 1>the bar having a few drinks and then all of

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<v Speaker 1>a sudden, Jessic goes oh oh, and I turned around

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<v Speaker 1>and a full blown fistfight has broken out the Posh

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<v Speaker 1>Park at the Posh Pub, maybe a meter away from me,

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<v Speaker 1>and like, you know, like seeing a fight in the

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<v Speaker 1>wild and up close distressing. It's very distressing. This guy

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<v Speaker 1>was getting absolutely belted. He was bleeding from the eye,

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<v Speaker 1>shirts were getting ripped like.

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<v Speaker 2>A proper bar fight. Yes, in the McKinnon hotel. You

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<v Speaker 2>think he's bougie. And some of the adults or teenagers,

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<v Speaker 2>like twenty.

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<v Speaker 1>They were adults, and there was some people screaming out

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<v Speaker 1>like stop them, stop them. Set the scene. How many

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<v Speaker 1>people were around? I would say there was a good

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<v Speaker 1>there was a good forty people in the park. These

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<v Speaker 1>two are absolutely going at it, and there was an

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<v Speaker 1>elderly lady trying to get involved to turn out to

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<v Speaker 1>be the mum of one of the boys.

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<v Speaker 2>In the Oh no, mum, sit down.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, that's what I thought.

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<v Speaker 2>With their security, they're trying to break it up.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, no, I was waiting for, you know, the big

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<v Speaker 1>New Zealanders to come running in going not in those

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<v Speaker 1>shoes broke, but there was none of those, and you

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<v Speaker 1>would a surely just tried to calm things down, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>everyone everyone was trying to do their bit, just to go, hey.

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<v Speaker 2>Can how many people were in the fight? How many

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<v Speaker 2>people just just the two?

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<v Speaker 1>So the rest of us were like, come on, I

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<v Speaker 1>was obviously watching out for mum. Just you know, let's as.

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<v Speaker 2>Knee deep into your chicken parma, sitting in the corner

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<v Speaker 2>trying to pretend you didn't notice.

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<v Speaker 1>Finished the parma. The two people were there like a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of bystanders, a lot of witnesses, A lot of witnesses,

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of witnesses.

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<v Speaker 2>And how did it end?

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<v Speaker 1>Were you happy with your response?

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<v Speaker 2>Pop? Come?

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<v Speaker 1>Paper didn't come? We ended up getting one of the

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<v Speaker 1>guys dragged out. We well, like team effort. One of

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<v Speaker 1>the guys got dragged out the front by his mum

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<v Speaker 1>and then his mum.

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<v Speaker 2>How much trouble he's in with mum.

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<v Speaker 1>And the staff were quick to act and they came

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<v Speaker 1>in with napkins to soak up the blood and stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>which was inconvenient.

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<v Speaker 2>Were they fighting about? What are they fighting about? I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know, yes, seriously, what were they fighting about?

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<v Speaker 1>We got a witness.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a witness, someone.

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<v Speaker 1>Who was in the past, someone who saw you in

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<v Speaker 1>action and can tell us about Danny.

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning in Mora Morning morning. Yes, a bar fight.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I was there for the bar fights, and I

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<v Speaker 3>did see Jay. I obviously noticed when he walked in.

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<v Speaker 3>A huge fan of the show. So I was on

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<v Speaker 3>my way to the Little Girl's room and I saw

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<v Speaker 3>Jason walking and I of course had to run back

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<v Speaker 3>to my friends and be like, oh, my god, my god,

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<v Speaker 3>my god, that's j.

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<v Speaker 2>You're he's one fan. Good for you, Danny. And then

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<v Speaker 2>is that what people were fighting over? Were they fighting over?

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<v Speaker 1>Who?

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<v Speaker 2>Like jo? I'm not like Kyle.

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<v Speaker 3>What they were fighting over? No?

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<v Speaker 1>What? So how would you rate Jace's reaction and his

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<v Speaker 1>heroic instincts?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, yeah, I think I was neared running over to

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<v Speaker 3>my friends at the time, so my back was to

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<v Speaker 3>the fight, so I didn't say it start, but I

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<v Speaker 3>did hear the commotion and I turned around, and you know,

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<v Speaker 3>I was at the end of the bar, so the

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<v Speaker 3>bar was very was very long, and Jase's right, the

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<v Speaker 3>fight was happening quite near him. But I do seem

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<v Speaker 3>to recall him taking off down the other end of

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<v Speaker 3>the park.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I knew it. He would have run as far

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<v Speaker 2>as he possibly could. He he was getting involved, going okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys, and then the pavement and then we were sopping

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<v Speaker 1>up the blood with the with the serviettes. The amount

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<v Speaker 1>of people that came over to me afterwards and said, Jayce,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't think you could move that quick, but you

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<v Speaker 1>grabbed drink.

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<v Speaker 2>And you're disgrace. You got to help Jace.

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<v Speaker 1>Danny was jas useless. Yes, yeah, there you go. The

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<v Speaker 1>way I justified it was like I never get time

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<v Speaker 1>out of the house. I don't dare they I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not letting these kids ruin it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not wasting my one hour on Saturday night, given

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<v Speaker 1>my statement to the Pope.

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<v Speaker 2>One hour? Is that all you're allowed out of the

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<v Speaker 2>house for.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, loans, soft hands have buttons to push, Yes, Otherwise

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't be able to fire off the ads. It

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<v Speaker 1>sitting here right now, little stumps wrapped in bandages.

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<v Speaker 2>Jason Lauren Jason Lauren, Wake up feeling Good on number

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred. Jason Lauren on socials,