1 00:00:05,921 --> 00:00:24,640 Speaker 1: Apod Jake Production o'come back to you another episode of am 2 00:00:24,641 --> 00:00:28,401 Speaker 1: I Lad Mom? Podcast? Is a question we've continuously asked. 3 00:00:28,441 --> 00:00:31,841 Speaker 1: We never really run out of content, and we are 4 00:00:31,841 --> 00:00:34,841 Speaker 1: also on Instagram at am I A Bad Mum? 5 00:00:34,881 --> 00:00:38,160 Speaker 2: We are and also like, just keep hitting that download button. 6 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:39,601 Speaker 2: Mine had flicked off again. 7 00:00:39,721 --> 00:00:41,920 Speaker 3: Yeah it does. It is what is going on? So 8 00:00:42,480 --> 00:00:44,160 Speaker 3: you can get it on Spotify, you can. 9 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:47,400 Speaker 2: Get it on Apple podcasts obviously, this is what I mean, 10 00:00:47,480 --> 00:00:49,481 Speaker 2: that's where I listened to. But then on my Apple 11 00:00:49,480 --> 00:00:51,720 Speaker 2: one I went back in there and yeah, it flicked 12 00:00:51,721 --> 00:00:52,400 Speaker 2: itself off again. 13 00:00:52,441 --> 00:00:53,881 Speaker 3: I don't know what's going on, Katie. 14 00:00:54,041 --> 00:00:57,121 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's an Apple problem. But if you do listen 15 00:00:57,161 --> 00:00:59,241 Speaker 1: to the podcast on Apple, if you could just go 16 00:00:59,361 --> 00:01:02,761 Speaker 1: to am I A Bad Mum and then just click 17 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:04,200 Speaker 1: the follow button. 18 00:01:04,121 --> 00:01:06,840 Speaker 3: Top right hand side corner, hasn't it Fine's done. 19 00:01:06,721 --> 00:01:10,481 Speaker 1: The same turn on automatic downloads and then you'll get 20 00:01:10,481 --> 00:01:12,401 Speaker 1: a little tick and you're following that show. 21 00:01:12,521 --> 00:01:13,560 Speaker 3: That really helps out. 22 00:01:13,721 --> 00:01:16,881 Speaker 2: Yeah, it just says that we need to continue talking 23 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:19,640 Speaker 2: about our children and reflecting in the way that we do. 24 00:01:20,041 --> 00:01:22,441 Speaker 2: I mean, we talk about our children, but far out 25 00:01:22,441 --> 00:01:25,361 Speaker 2: we sidetrack on this. The other day we were talking 26 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:30,560 Speaker 2: about that post office line and how much you need 27 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:35,401 Speaker 2: blinkers on in order not to buy Christmas decorations in April. 28 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:41,321 Speaker 2: The feedback from the Instagram post was wild people do it. 29 00:01:41,321 --> 00:01:43,720 Speaker 2: It's not just you, kdie, It's not just you. 30 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:47,921 Speaker 1: It's a combination of there always being a line at 31 00:01:48,001 --> 00:01:53,841 Speaker 1: the post office always quite like always, and them strategically 32 00:01:54,041 --> 00:01:58,961 Speaker 1: putting all sorts of shit on the shelves as you 33 00:01:59,321 --> 00:02:01,841 Speaker 1: are going through the line, so all you've got to 34 00:02:01,881 --> 00:02:05,361 Speaker 1: do is look out there and look at everything that 35 00:02:05,361 --> 00:02:08,441 Speaker 1: There's then to the point where you'll be looking at 36 00:02:08,441 --> 00:02:11,881 Speaker 1: something that you don't need and you don't really want, 37 00:02:11,921 --> 00:02:15,041 Speaker 1: but you're thinking to yourself, do I need that? Should 38 00:02:15,041 --> 00:02:16,441 Speaker 1: I get that? 39 00:02:16,441 --> 00:02:20,361 Speaker 2: That seems like a real bargain in April and Christmas 40 00:02:20,401 --> 00:02:33,681 Speaker 2: is just around the corner. Am I an ad moum 41 00:02:34,121 --> 00:02:39,921 Speaker 2: for becoming a little bit more flexible? This is so random, 42 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:42,161 Speaker 2: This is so random. I don't know about you, Katie. 43 00:02:42,201 --> 00:02:43,840 Speaker 2: Do you guys to drink coffee? No? 44 00:02:43,921 --> 00:02:44,401 Speaker 1: They don't. 45 00:02:44,921 --> 00:02:48,321 Speaker 2: Okay, I myself drink coffee. 46 00:02:48,441 --> 00:02:48,961 Speaker 3: You do not. 47 00:02:49,401 --> 00:02:51,561 Speaker 2: I don't know how long ago, but like I was 48 00:02:51,601 --> 00:02:54,361 Speaker 2: just being a cool mom. I wasn't being a regular mom. 49 00:02:54,401 --> 00:02:57,720 Speaker 2: I was being a cool mom, and I let Gracie, 50 00:02:57,800 --> 00:03:02,641 Speaker 2: because I was sitting with her, have a iced decaf latte, 51 00:03:02,881 --> 00:03:07,041 Speaker 2: which means minimal to no caffeine in it at all, 52 00:03:07,321 --> 00:03:10,641 Speaker 2: tastes like coffee. Yep. For me, I don't know why 53 00:03:10,721 --> 00:03:12,641 Speaker 2: you would want to drink it unless you had to 54 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:16,081 Speaker 2: for health purposes, But for me, I go not wasting 55 00:03:16,081 --> 00:03:17,961 Speaker 2: more time with that anyway, let her have that. That 56 00:03:18,041 --> 00:03:19,960 Speaker 2: was probably I don't know how long ago, but then 57 00:03:20,001 --> 00:03:22,120 Speaker 2: after that it was just like NonStop, mum, can I 58 00:03:22,161 --> 00:03:23,601 Speaker 2: have a nice decaf latte? 59 00:03:23,881 --> 00:03:29,121 Speaker 1: I think coffee is quite a adult kind of flavor. 60 00:03:29,361 --> 00:03:33,361 Speaker 3: Yeah, but this will be dark chocolate. Yeah. Yeah. 61 00:03:33,401 --> 00:03:36,481 Speaker 1: Oysters like they're all I feel like they're all quiet. 62 00:03:36,161 --> 00:03:37,321 Speaker 3: Which is exactly crazy. 63 00:03:37,801 --> 00:03:41,081 Speaker 2: And Gracie is like, obviously the firstborn, so we talk 64 00:03:41,121 --> 00:03:43,841 Speaker 2: about that second born child of mine is the most 65 00:03:43,841 --> 00:03:47,601 Speaker 2: painful eater in the world. Whereas Gracie from day one 66 00:03:47,761 --> 00:03:50,081 Speaker 2: was just like, yeah, I'll try that, Yeah, I'll try that. 67 00:03:50,201 --> 00:03:53,321 Speaker 2: Loves everything. It's oysters, Like we'll sit there and have 68 00:03:53,561 --> 00:03:56,361 Speaker 2: you know, half a dozen oysters to herself. Clearly, don't 69 00:03:56,401 --> 00:03:58,041 Speaker 2: let her have that minute, because I don't want to 70 00:03:58,081 --> 00:03:59,801 Speaker 2: risk it for the biscuit, if you know what I mean. 71 00:04:00,201 --> 00:04:01,761 Speaker 2: But at the same time she will have a couple 72 00:04:01,801 --> 00:04:03,081 Speaker 2: of oysters and then. 73 00:04:03,121 --> 00:04:05,641 Speaker 1: Just on oysters for a second of See my girls 74 00:04:05,681 --> 00:04:09,281 Speaker 1: a vegetarian and trying to get them to have any 75 00:04:09,361 --> 00:04:13,761 Speaker 1: kind of protein is hard work. Holly likes oysters. 76 00:04:14,601 --> 00:04:15,241 Speaker 3: Oh my god. 77 00:04:15,281 --> 00:04:17,440 Speaker 1: Someone was telling me the other day, there's like a 78 00:04:17,521 --> 00:04:22,200 Speaker 1: couple of things that we Oh god, what is it? 79 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:24,880 Speaker 1: Oysters is one of the things that we should be having. 80 00:04:25,401 --> 00:04:28,880 Speaker 1: They're so good for us. Yeah, right, but yeah, I 81 00:04:29,081 --> 00:04:31,281 Speaker 1: got Holly to try an oyster when we were at 82 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:33,640 Speaker 1: All you Can Eat Seafood buffet once. Yeah, and so 83 00:04:33,681 --> 00:04:35,520 Speaker 1: she kept going. I was like, yeah, keep going back 84 00:04:35,641 --> 00:04:38,361 Speaker 1: as many oysters as like. And then next time we 85 00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:40,801 Speaker 1: were in a restaurant she wanted to order the oysters. 86 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:43,721 Speaker 3: I was like, no, no, you're not here. We're not 87 00:04:43,801 --> 00:04:47,161 Speaker 3: loading up. It's like sixty dollars for twelve, Like Gracie 88 00:04:47,241 --> 00:04:48,361 Speaker 3: is that kid? Right? 89 00:04:48,481 --> 00:04:51,921 Speaker 2: So made the mistake of the ice decaf latte probably 90 00:04:51,921 --> 00:04:54,601 Speaker 2: about I'm going to say, over a year ago. Fast forward, 91 00:04:55,161 --> 00:04:57,561 Speaker 2: maybe twelve fifteen months, we haven't had another one. I 92 00:04:57,601 --> 00:04:59,681 Speaker 2: just said to it, no, look, it's not what we do. 93 00:05:00,281 --> 00:05:04,521 Speaker 2: Ongoing at that stage her have one, Let her have one, 94 00:05:05,161 --> 00:05:07,881 Speaker 2: get the taste of it, and then no, no, no, no, 95 00:05:07,921 --> 00:05:10,361 Speaker 2: because in my head I was like, because even decaf, 96 00:05:10,521 --> 00:05:13,241 Speaker 2: I know it sounds weird, but like even decaf has 97 00:05:13,281 --> 00:05:16,641 Speaker 2: like the teeniest bit of caffeine still in it, as 98 00:05:16,721 --> 00:05:18,761 Speaker 2: much as people don't think as any in it at all. 99 00:05:18,761 --> 00:05:21,521 Speaker 2: This is the teniest part now with caffeine. Obviously there's 100 00:05:21,561 --> 00:05:23,281 Speaker 2: a lot of other things that come with it, but 101 00:05:23,481 --> 00:05:26,201 Speaker 2: one of them is, you know, I've read something which 102 00:05:26,281 --> 00:05:29,161 Speaker 2: is probably not true, but it's still stuck in my head, 103 00:05:29,201 --> 00:05:32,721 Speaker 2: which was when drank at a younger sort of age 104 00:05:32,721 --> 00:05:35,801 Speaker 2: and a younger demographic, it can really have impacts on 105 00:05:36,041 --> 00:05:39,161 Speaker 2: their health and their growth. And Gracie out of the 106 00:05:39,161 --> 00:05:42,841 Speaker 2: two of mine, she needs advantages for height. We need 107 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:46,880 Speaker 2: to hit the next inject of height rather than anything. 108 00:05:47,201 --> 00:05:49,801 Speaker 2: So I was just like, no, no, no, made the bad move. 109 00:05:49,921 --> 00:05:50,881 Speaker 3: Sorry sorry sorry. 110 00:05:51,241 --> 00:05:54,681 Speaker 2: Now fast forward back to trying to meet her halfway. 111 00:05:55,681 --> 00:05:58,161 Speaker 2: So she says, Mum, really, let's go and get a 112 00:05:58,201 --> 00:06:00,681 Speaker 2: coffee together on the way to school, and I was like, 113 00:06:01,121 --> 00:06:03,601 Speaker 2: we're not doing decaf late, so stop asking me if 114 00:06:03,601 --> 00:06:05,361 Speaker 2: you want to get hot chocky yep, let's come and 115 00:06:05,361 --> 00:06:05,521 Speaker 2: do it. 116 00:06:05,561 --> 00:06:06,161 Speaker 3: I would love to. 117 00:06:06,721 --> 00:06:09,200 Speaker 2: She goes, well, I was thinking, could I try the 118 00:06:09,481 --> 00:06:10,361 Speaker 2: iceed matcher. 119 00:06:11,121 --> 00:06:14,440 Speaker 3: I was like, mate, does that have caffeine in it? No? No, 120 00:06:14,521 --> 00:06:16,281 Speaker 3: match it, No, it doesn't have caffeine in it. 121 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:17,241 Speaker 1: Match is good, isn't it? 122 00:06:17,281 --> 00:06:18,080 Speaker 3: Matches good for you? 123 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:19,241 Speaker 1: But expensive? 124 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:22,441 Speaker 2: Matches the most expensive on the menu. Yeah, of course. 125 00:06:23,001 --> 00:06:25,081 Speaker 2: And I was like, I know what's going to happen here. 126 00:06:25,161 --> 00:06:27,161 Speaker 2: She's going to get it. She's going to say, mum, 127 00:06:27,161 --> 00:06:29,801 Speaker 2: this tastes like shit, and then I've got this disgusting 128 00:06:29,841 --> 00:06:30,481 Speaker 2: green drink. 129 00:06:31,281 --> 00:06:32,041 Speaker 3: But what's worse? 130 00:06:32,481 --> 00:06:35,201 Speaker 1: Is it worse that she has it, you spend all 131 00:06:35,201 --> 00:06:37,760 Speaker 1: that money and she doesn't want it, or is it 132 00:06:37,841 --> 00:06:40,681 Speaker 1: worse that she loves it and then wants it single? 133 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:45,001 Speaker 2: So then I go, okay, look i'll meet halfway. MATCHA 134 00:06:45,121 --> 00:06:49,080 Speaker 2: is fine, it's healthy if you're having it with certain things, 135 00:06:49,121 --> 00:06:50,200 Speaker 2: like and you're not loading it. 136 00:06:50,241 --> 00:06:50,841 Speaker 3: She says, that's okay. 137 00:06:50,921 --> 00:06:52,361 Speaker 2: If I don't really like it, I can just add 138 00:06:52,361 --> 00:06:55,081 Speaker 2: a sweet night. It was like absolutely not. We get there, 139 00:06:55,161 --> 00:06:58,041 Speaker 2: we order, that's fine. And I asked the lady if 140 00:06:58,081 --> 00:07:00,921 Speaker 2: this was your first ice matcher, how would you have it? 141 00:07:01,401 --> 00:07:04,121 Speaker 2: Crazy's like, no, and I was like, no, ask her. 142 00:07:04,241 --> 00:07:06,641 Speaker 2: These girls are around it all the time. She said, 143 00:07:06,641 --> 00:07:08,161 Speaker 2: I would have it with like a little bit of 144 00:07:08,161 --> 00:07:11,281 Speaker 2: honey on this, and Gracie was like, yes, please. Anyway, 145 00:07:11,281 --> 00:07:14,041 Speaker 2: fast forward, go outside, I've got my long black just 146 00:07:14,481 --> 00:07:17,481 Speaker 2: boring old coffee. And then she you like see her 147 00:07:17,561 --> 00:07:19,961 Speaker 2: almost panicking about to drink it because she was like, 148 00:07:20,001 --> 00:07:20,801 Speaker 2: what if I don't like this? 149 00:07:21,241 --> 00:07:23,281 Speaker 3: Anyway? She ended up knocking it back. 150 00:07:23,321 --> 00:07:25,121 Speaker 2: She said it was delicious. She said it was the 151 00:07:25,121 --> 00:07:27,481 Speaker 2: best thing she'd drank. I don't know whether she just 152 00:07:27,521 --> 00:07:31,241 Speaker 2: sculled it because she was probably like, Mum's gonna ramp 153 00:07:31,281 --> 00:07:32,321 Speaker 2: at me if I don't. 154 00:07:32,721 --> 00:07:35,720 Speaker 3: I was like, does it taste like lawn clippings, because 155 00:07:35,761 --> 00:07:40,001 Speaker 3: that's what I envisage. She could just try a little bit, Mum, 156 00:07:40,041 --> 00:07:40,801 Speaker 3: just try a little bit. 157 00:07:41,401 --> 00:07:45,361 Speaker 2: There must be something in it that just we just 158 00:07:45,401 --> 00:07:48,561 Speaker 2: don't vibe Like Matcha and I we just don't vibe. 159 00:07:48,841 --> 00:07:51,361 Speaker 2: And I literally it just hits my mouth and I go. 160 00:07:52,881 --> 00:07:55,761 Speaker 1: Do you think it's because it's so trendy and it's 161 00:07:55,881 --> 00:07:58,921 Speaker 1: I think like sad people are talking about it on Yeah, 162 00:07:58,961 --> 00:08:01,521 Speaker 1: I think so, I'm social. 163 00:08:01,361 --> 00:08:04,561 Speaker 2: But like you know, it was around ages ago, you know, 164 00:08:04,601 --> 00:08:07,321 Speaker 2: it was around ages and ages ago. It was just like, 165 00:08:07,321 --> 00:08:11,281 Speaker 2: because someone's found a really banging marketing campaign, put it 166 00:08:11,361 --> 00:08:13,601 Speaker 2: on TikTok and now everyone's like, look at me, I'm 167 00:08:13,641 --> 00:08:17,281 Speaker 2: so healthy, I'm drinking matchup, Like that's what it is. 168 00:08:17,361 --> 00:08:21,241 Speaker 1: Like bloody what is it that yopro or what what's 169 00:08:21,281 --> 00:08:21,841 Speaker 1: the place? 170 00:08:22,641 --> 00:08:25,241 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, the Yogat place, the 171 00:08:25,241 --> 00:08:26,241 Speaker 2: frozen Yogat place. 172 00:08:26,321 --> 00:08:32,761 Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, no idea Yochi yo Chi. They's bloody good. 173 00:08:32,921 --> 00:08:36,961 Speaker 1: Yeah, because all the kids are wanting yoche And do 174 00:08:37,001 --> 00:08:40,721 Speaker 1: you know just fun fact, you know that yo Chi 175 00:08:41,121 --> 00:08:45,521 Speaker 1: is owned by the kids of Jeanine Ellis. 176 00:08:45,121 --> 00:08:49,161 Speaker 3: Who owns Boostice. Yeah, they were never going to go wrong. 177 00:08:49,161 --> 00:08:50,921 Speaker 1: No, and they didn't come up with I. I think someone 178 00:08:50,921 --> 00:08:51,401 Speaker 1: else came. 179 00:08:51,361 --> 00:08:52,481 Speaker 3: Up with the idea of Yochi. 180 00:08:52,641 --> 00:08:54,681 Speaker 1: They were never going to go round and they took 181 00:08:54,721 --> 00:08:58,481 Speaker 1: it on and I've done some bloody great TikTok advertising and. 182 00:08:58,441 --> 00:09:02,121 Speaker 3: Now there's lineups everywhere. Yeah, so that'll be the next 183 00:09:02,121 --> 00:09:02,921 Speaker 3: thing that'll be that. 184 00:09:03,041 --> 00:09:05,361 Speaker 1: You've got an expensive time coming up. I have got 185 00:09:05,841 --> 00:09:09,521 Speaker 1: this is the time to start saving. The funny thing 186 00:09:09,601 --> 00:09:11,281 Speaker 1: is as well, well, it's not funny for you, it's 187 00:09:11,321 --> 00:09:14,401 Speaker 1: funny for me. The funny thing is is that she's 188 00:09:14,841 --> 00:09:19,161 Speaker 1: slightly younger than by girls when they started getting into 189 00:09:19,201 --> 00:09:22,601 Speaker 1: all this expensive ship. This is coming for you early 190 00:09:22,761 --> 00:09:28,121 Speaker 2: No, I know, match match, yes please, I would love 191 00:09:28,241 --> 00:09:35,041 Speaker 2: a cup of iced lawn clippings yum.