WEBVTT - #273 Raging Against Everything 0:00:01.520 --> 0:00:08.440 I want to talk to you. 0:00:06.460 --> 0:00:07.640 About a thing that I've done. 0:00:08.000 --> 0:00:08.700 What have you done? 0:00:09.060 --> 0:00:10.420 Put my finger in my bum. 0:00:10.460 --> 0:00:13.119 Did you get? I had a funny thought. 0:00:13.580 --> 0:00:13.840 Please. 0:00:14.200 --> 0:00:14.920 That's not very funny. 0:00:15.920 --> 0:00:17.820 I was just thinking about oxytocin, that's all. 0:00:18.079 --> 0:00:18.960 Go on. What's that again? 0:00:18.980 --> 0:00:20.740 You can get oxytocin from a big cuddle. 0:00:21.420 --> 0:00:22.080 Should we hug it out? 0:00:23.020 --> 0:00:25.580 And then I was like, I said to April, come here, 0:00:25.600 --> 0:00:29.540 let me give you a hug. So you can come oxytocin. 0:00:30.360 --> 0:00:30.820 Say it again. 0:00:30.890 --> 0:00:31.520 Come what? 0:00:32.430 --> 0:00:32.949 Never mind. 0:00:33.110 --> 0:00:33.950 Say it once more. 0:00:34.010 --> 0:00:34.150 No. 0:00:34.170 --> 0:00:35.430 Say it for the doters. 0:00:35.450 --> 0:00:35.510 No. 0:00:35.909 --> 0:00:37.550 I said I'm going to make you come oxytocin. 0:00:38.229 --> 0:00:38.589 Okay. 0:00:38.610 --> 0:00:38.790 No. 0:00:40.330 --> 0:00:41.390 And you say I'm creepy. 0:00:41.510 --> 0:00:42.010 Yes. 0:00:42.390 --> 0:00:44.520 Can we start again, please? 0:00:44.540 --> 0:00:44.860 Okay. 0:01:00.660 --> 0:01:04.340 Welcome back to two dads i'm not having that i 0:01:04.380 --> 0:01:05.679 am maddie j i wasn't. 0:01:05.959 --> 0:01:07.860 And i'm producer vick i'm. 0:01:07.700 --> 0:01:10.479 Not here and this is a podcast all about parenting 0:01:10.520 --> 0:01:12.740 it is the good it is the bad and the 0:01:12.760 --> 0:01:17.030 relatable and if you come for advice no no. 0:01:17.060 --> 0:01:19.369 But give your spouse a hug and generate. 0:01:18.990 --> 0:01:22.429 Some oxytocin there you go or make them come whatever. 0:01:23.640 --> 0:01:24.440 Both happy things. 0:01:24.940 --> 0:01:25.620 Both happy things. 0:01:25.660 --> 0:01:26.220 Well, yeah. 0:01:26.440 --> 0:01:26.920 Well said. 0:01:27.540 --> 0:01:28.780 Absolutely well said. Matt? 0:01:29.220 --> 0:01:29.380 Hello. 0:01:29.420 --> 0:01:30.960 Anything on coming and oxytocin from you? 0:01:30.980 --> 0:01:33.500 I want to give a shout out to Marley. 0:01:33.520 --> 0:01:35.459 Okay. 0:01:35.480 --> 0:01:35.979 That's a good term. 0:01:36.000 --> 0:01:38.980 We're talking about, you know. Oxytocin? 0:01:39.780 --> 0:01:42.260 If you give your kids oxytocin, I mean, give a cuddle, 0:01:42.540 --> 0:01:44.140 they give oxytocin. So it's a good thing. 0:01:44.180 --> 0:01:47.940 There you go. So actually Marley may get this oxytocin 0:01:47.980 --> 0:01:50.280 on the weekend. No, she probably won't. She's got her 0:01:50.320 --> 0:01:53.890 very first game of netball. Yep. 0:01:53.920 --> 0:01:56.650 That is exciting. I was wondering what was happening with netball. 0:01:56.710 --> 0:01:58.430 Has she done any training really? 0:01:58.450 --> 0:02:00.910 She has been doing training, except the only issue is 0:02:00.950 --> 0:02:03.810 makes me a little bit nervous that during the school holidays, 0:02:03.830 --> 0:02:07.050 which was a little while ago, we were away for 0:02:07.210 --> 0:02:10.190 most of it. And in the group chat, the netball 0:02:10.210 --> 0:02:13.389 group chat, there's a lot of holiday training going on. 0:02:13.430 --> 0:02:15.630 The parents are catching up. They were going, they were 0:02:16.070 --> 0:02:19.750 finding courts. They were like all getting together and, And 0:02:19.810 --> 0:02:23.919 I was like, hello. And so I'm a little bit 0:02:24.000 --> 0:02:26.620 worried at how she's going to go. She's not very 0:02:26.700 --> 0:02:28.139 competitive at all. 0:02:28.800 --> 0:02:31.880 That might benefit her for the first one, where she 0:02:31.900 --> 0:02:34.100 might just be happy to be there and get in 0:02:34.150 --> 0:02:37.250 amongst it without knowing, like, without having that. 0:02:37.570 --> 0:02:39.669 I don't know if she's read this somewhere, but she 0:02:39.730 --> 0:02:42.510 says to me, Dad, I'm not a competitive kind of girl. 0:02:42.570 --> 0:02:45.030 I'm a dancey, creative girl. Okay, well. 0:02:45.320 --> 0:02:48.120 Yeah, we'll just find out when she gets on the court. No, 0:02:48.210 --> 0:02:50.290 I don't think. 0:02:50.190 --> 0:02:53.930 She has it in her to really be someone who competes. 0:02:54.370 --> 0:02:55.470 Well, you'll find out. 0:02:55.490 --> 0:02:57.770 Have you ever seen that video of these kids playing 0:02:57.830 --> 0:02:59.710 soccer and this one girl's doing cartwheels? 0:03:00.310 --> 0:03:00.750 Oh, yeah. 0:03:00.870 --> 0:03:02.350 That's going to be Marley. 0:03:02.750 --> 0:03:03.609 At least she's involved. 0:03:04.070 --> 0:03:06.070 Louis likes to chase his own shadow on the field. 0:03:10.130 --> 0:03:11.470 Ah, good on you, Louis. 0:03:11.550 --> 0:03:12.350 Good on you, Louis. 0:03:12.550 --> 0:03:16.080 So, very first game of netball, except... I said she 0:03:16.120 --> 0:03:17.680 couldn't be there. I thought we're going to be away. 0:03:17.700 --> 0:03:19.880 So I've put her in as like a late. So 0:03:19.900 --> 0:03:21.470 I think she's starting on the bench. 0:03:21.620 --> 0:03:22.120 That's okay. 0:03:22.160 --> 0:03:24.350 She gets a watch. 0:03:24.510 --> 0:03:26.650 And I thought maybe, I don't know if this is 0:03:26.710 --> 0:03:28.950 bad parenting or not, but I was like to try 0:03:28.970 --> 0:03:32.170 and get her excited. Cause she loves new things. I 0:03:32.190 --> 0:03:33.950 was like, I'm going to buy her a pair of shoes. 0:03:34.510 --> 0:03:37.750 She only has Crocs and her black school shoes. That's it. 0:03:38.150 --> 0:03:40.350 So now she's got some netball shoes, like some runners? 0:03:40.390 --> 0:03:42.850 Well, yes, because I've got some pinky run shoes. 0:03:43.110 --> 0:03:43.530 Oh, no. 0:03:43.570 --> 0:03:44.610 Yeah, that's what I thought. 0:03:44.630 --> 0:03:46.370 It is meant to be fun too. 0:03:46.990 --> 0:03:49.650 I said to her, I was like, hey, you've got 0:03:49.670 --> 0:03:51.110 a brand new pair of shoes coming. They're going to 0:03:51.130 --> 0:03:53.940 come in the mail. And she's like, over my dead body, 0:03:53.980 --> 0:03:55.540 am I going to play netball on the weekend? And 0:03:55.560 --> 0:03:57.730 I was like, okay. It's very specific. 0:03:58.450 --> 0:03:59.650 That's just nerves. 0:04:00.030 --> 0:04:01.350 That's anxiety. 0:04:01.470 --> 0:04:02.320 Yeah, I think it is. 0:04:02.400 --> 0:04:03.470 Absolutely that is anxiety. 0:04:03.500 --> 0:04:03.870 I think it is. 0:04:03.880 --> 0:04:06.380 She's like she has built it up in her head 0:04:06.420 --> 0:04:09.160 to be like this big scary thing. Then when afterwards 0:04:09.600 --> 0:04:10.400 it won't be a scary thing. 0:04:10.420 --> 0:04:11.860 I think maybe because I was panicking. 0:04:11.880 --> 0:04:12.420 It's the great unknown. 0:04:12.620 --> 0:04:15.020 I was panicking. I was like, oh, they're training Marley. 0:04:15.440 --> 0:04:19.029 And she was like, now I know. They're training without you. 0:04:19.040 --> 0:04:19.230 Oh, my God. 0:04:19.240 --> 0:04:21.120 They're doing like some of them can do 100 push-ups. 0:04:21.540 --> 0:04:24.600 And she's like, what can you do? Did you ever 0:04:24.620 --> 0:04:25.380 play a mixed netball? 0:04:25.980 --> 0:04:26.160 What? 0:04:26.339 --> 0:04:27.520 Did you ever play mixed netball? 0:04:27.800 --> 0:04:28.220 Not for me. 0:04:28.540 --> 0:04:30.700 Not for you. It's really fun to play, but boring 0:04:30.720 --> 0:04:31.120 to watch. 0:04:31.380 --> 0:04:33.800 It's very hard. I've played like two games in my life. 0:04:33.820 --> 0:04:35.520 I reckon you would be very good. 0:04:36.060 --> 0:04:39.299 You've got long limbs. You're tall. You're agile. 0:04:39.320 --> 0:04:39.839 You're fast. 0:04:39.860 --> 0:04:40.960 I was never good at basketball. 0:04:41.440 --> 0:04:41.800 Yeah. 0:04:41.880 --> 0:04:42.720 It's not my domain. 0:04:42.740 --> 0:04:44.740 Yeah, but what about the basketball? See, that's the thing. 0:04:44.760 --> 0:04:45.659 I think people who weren't good. 0:04:45.580 --> 0:04:46.480 At basketball played netball. 0:04:46.500 --> 0:04:47.039 I don't know. 0:04:47.080 --> 0:04:48.940 I'm more of a... Was I ever really good in 0:04:48.960 --> 0:04:51.489 the water? Never good on the basketball court? 0:04:51.850 --> 0:04:52.469 He was a gymnast. 0:04:52.970 --> 0:04:55.170 Yeah. I'm more of a cricket ball kind of guy. 0:04:56.260 --> 0:04:58.599 Can I ask what position Marley is going to play? 0:04:59.680 --> 0:05:00.760 Left right out at this stage. 0:05:02.040 --> 0:05:04.200 Why would you attack my daughter like that? Because she's 0:05:04.220 --> 0:05:05.280 on the bench. That's my eldest daughter. 0:05:05.320 --> 0:05:06.659 You said she's on the bench. 0:05:06.820 --> 0:05:07.720 I can make fun of her. 0:05:07.740 --> 0:05:10.159 I did not. You said she's on the bench. 0:05:10.300 --> 0:05:12.360 She's going to listen back to this podcast and be like, wow, 0:05:12.380 --> 0:05:13.640 Ash was a real fucking asshole. 0:05:14.120 --> 0:05:15.420 She's also going to hear that you called her a 0:05:15.420 --> 0:05:16.240 fuckwit last week. 0:05:16.260 --> 0:05:17.060 Did I say that? 0:05:17.080 --> 0:05:17.400 Yeah. 0:05:17.620 --> 0:05:18.140 Oh, yeah. 0:05:21.360 --> 0:05:22.940 Marley, if you're listening, I love you. That was a joke. 0:05:23.140 --> 0:05:23.800 I love you too, Marley. 0:05:23.820 --> 0:05:24.860 Ash is the real enemy here. 0:05:24.880 --> 0:05:25.600 Mine was a joke. 0:05:25.640 --> 0:05:26.279 Let's not forget. 0:05:27.540 --> 0:05:29.560 You turned your kids on me last episode too, the 0:05:29.600 --> 0:05:30.360 episode before. 0:05:30.700 --> 0:05:31.060 Did I? 0:05:31.200 --> 0:05:33.200 Yeah, the same episode that you said that she was 0:05:33.220 --> 0:05:33.580 a fuckwit. 0:05:33.700 --> 0:05:36.180 I said something and you were like, don't. 0:05:36.000 --> 0:05:37.000 Come at me. 0:05:37.220 --> 0:05:40.039 This just, for anyone who's new here, they may listen 0:05:40.080 --> 0:05:41.740 and go, gosh, they really don't like each other on 0:05:41.760 --> 0:05:43.560 this podcast. We do. 0:05:43.880 --> 0:05:44.420 Not a great start. 0:05:44.540 --> 0:05:46.200 We do enjoy each other company, but it just becomes 0:05:46.240 --> 0:05:48.320 a bit of a like power struggle for like who's 0:05:48.360 --> 0:05:48.640 on top. 0:05:48.670 --> 0:05:48.760 Yeah. 0:05:50.520 --> 0:05:53.409 We have a lot of fun, though. 0:05:53.450 --> 0:05:56.210 I'm excited to see how she goes. Obviously, it must 0:05:56.270 --> 0:05:58.350 be a lower, because they can't, it's quite high. 0:05:58.390 --> 0:06:00.810 Well, she has said, she's like, Dad, the fucking, the 0:06:00.830 --> 0:06:02.690 thing is, the fucking net's too high. 0:06:02.980 --> 0:06:04.659 They surely bring it down for seven-year-olds. 0:06:04.700 --> 0:06:05.619 I don't think they do. 0:06:05.839 --> 0:06:06.060 No. 0:06:06.560 --> 0:06:08.000 So what, is it going to be nil all every week? 0:06:08.020 --> 0:06:10.380 I think the scores are like 3-1. 0:06:10.600 --> 0:06:14.000 And it's the referee putting the ball in. Oh, it's close. Yeah, 0:06:14.060 --> 0:06:14.610 I don't. 0:06:15.250 --> 0:06:16.050 Oh, maybe they do. I have no idea. 0:06:16.210 --> 0:06:19.530 I really, I actually did see. I saw some year 0:06:19.589 --> 0:06:23.510 six kids training and I was like, wow, they're really good. 0:06:23.630 --> 0:06:24.770 But they're year six. 0:06:24.900 --> 0:06:26.160 Yeah, but I was like. 0:06:26.400 --> 0:06:27.700 It's twice Marley's age, really. 0:06:27.740 --> 0:06:30.380 I'm really, this is my first, guys, big deal, my 0:06:30.440 --> 0:06:34.400 very first time watching competitive sport with my children because 0:06:34.440 --> 0:06:37.090 up until now they've been doing dancing and gymnastics, all 0:06:37.130 --> 0:06:39.990 the bloody artsy-fartsy creative boring sports. 0:06:40.210 --> 0:06:41.110 Yeah, sports. 0:06:41.870 --> 0:06:42.730 Didn't Lolo do soccer? 0:06:43.920 --> 0:06:49.700 But that was like clinics, which she fucking hated with passion. 0:06:50.920 --> 0:06:52.740 So now this is the real, this is like the 0:06:52.779 --> 0:06:53.840 big step up. 0:06:53.920 --> 0:06:54.920 Does Marlene need a pep talk? 0:06:54.960 --> 0:06:55.700 I'm pretty good at pep talks. 0:06:55.730 --> 0:06:56.700 I can give her a pep talk. 0:06:56.990 --> 0:06:58.570 Can I record one and send it to you? 0:06:58.610 --> 0:06:59.229 For what day is it? 0:06:59.610 --> 0:07:00.010 Saturday. 0:07:00.130 --> 0:07:00.950 For Saturday morning. 0:07:00.970 --> 0:07:01.110 Please. 0:07:01.150 --> 0:07:02.169 And she's feeling nervous. 0:07:02.610 --> 0:07:04.080 You just go, look, Ash has something to say to you. 0:07:04.089 --> 0:07:05.430 Yeah, I'll FaceTime her. 0:07:05.470 --> 0:07:09.029 Do it. Because Ash helps kids win. That's his job. 0:07:09.070 --> 0:07:11.910 Yeah, you're like a psychologist for kids. 0:07:12.010 --> 0:07:12.700 Here's one for you. 0:07:12.850 --> 0:07:14.610 April messaged me when I was away because she had 0:07:14.630 --> 0:07:16.410 to play touch and she was like, I don't want 0:07:16.430 --> 0:07:18.890 to play because she was feeling anxious and nervous because 0:07:18.910 --> 0:07:19.910 they've lost every game. 0:07:19.930 --> 0:07:22.570 What do they call it again? Like the MILFs or something? 0:07:22.870 --> 0:07:23.770 The MILFs, yeah. 0:07:24.170 --> 0:07:25.570 The old. Ageless beauties. 0:07:25.600 --> 0:07:26.500 The old MILFs. 0:07:26.890 --> 0:07:29.360 The old MILFs. Ageless beauties. 0:07:29.390 --> 0:07:30.800 I don't know. Ageless athletes. 0:07:31.080 --> 0:07:33.220 Ageless athletes. I prefer MILFs. 0:07:33.840 --> 0:07:35.460 She texted me and said, I was telling Oscar that 0:07:36.120 --> 0:07:38.860 I was nervous to play and he said, Imagine how, no, 0:07:39.240 --> 0:07:41.890 wonder how you'll feel after. Because that's what I would 0:07:41.930 --> 0:07:43.970 say to him to get him to. 0:07:44.050 --> 0:07:45.290 He's stealing your material. 0:07:45.310 --> 0:07:46.790 He's stealing my stuff. 0:07:47.030 --> 0:07:47.590 Oh, my God. 0:07:47.610 --> 0:07:49.950 That's so adorable. 0:07:50.410 --> 0:07:53.950 He wrote a handwritten note for her to keep, to 0:07:54.010 --> 0:07:55.210 take on the field. 0:07:55.230 --> 0:07:58.950 What did it say? Let's call her. Because I want 0:07:58.970 --> 0:08:00.590 to call her anyway about the bike. You want to 0:08:00.630 --> 0:08:01.310 find out about the bike stuff? 0:08:01.330 --> 0:08:01.450 Please. 0:08:02.020 --> 0:08:05.230 Also, I keep forgetting to bloody write my kids letters 0:08:05.400 --> 0:08:08.390 for lunchbox. Every night I'm like, I'll do it in 0:08:08.430 --> 0:08:09.630 the morning, and then in the morning I'm like, get 0:08:09.650 --> 0:08:12.210 in the fucking car. I'm like, damn it, I forgot. 0:08:12.290 --> 0:08:12.650 Love you. 0:08:12.810 --> 0:08:15.870 Hi, Ben. 0:08:16.190 --> 0:08:16.550 Hello. 0:08:16.830 --> 0:08:18.150 I'm here with Matt and Vic, and we just have 0:08:18.170 --> 0:08:19.550 a couple of things we want to talk to you about. 0:08:19.610 --> 0:08:20.150 Hey, April. 0:08:20.510 --> 0:08:21.450 Hi. Yay. 0:08:22.380 --> 0:08:26.220 Don't sound so excited. Firstly, we want to talk about 0:08:26.300 --> 0:08:29.140 touch football and the note that Oscar left you. 0:08:29.480 --> 0:08:29.980 What did he say? 0:08:30.200 --> 0:08:34.130 Oh, bless. Every Monday comes around and I get quite 0:08:34.230 --> 0:08:37.949 nervous and I was telling him I'm quite nervous about 0:08:37.990 --> 0:08:40.349 touch football. I think we may have been in the 0:08:40.390 --> 0:08:43.870 car after his jiu-jitsu or something and he goes to me, Mum, 0:08:44.190 --> 0:08:48.610 think about how proud you'll feel if you beat them tonight. 0:08:49.429 --> 0:08:52.189 And I was like, oh, but that was so nice. 0:08:52.309 --> 0:08:55.380 Quite profound. Anyway, hey. That's quite profound. 0:08:55.390 --> 0:08:56.820 He's a mini-ash. 0:08:57.630 --> 0:09:00.140 And then, you know, I was getting ready and he's like, 0:09:00.600 --> 0:09:04.140 he passes me a note and he's written it down 0:09:04.240 --> 0:09:06.880 on a piece of paper saying, Mum, think about how 0:09:06.960 --> 0:09:09.540 proud you'll be if you beat them tonight. But then 0:09:09.559 --> 0:09:11.920 the thing is, I want you to win or something 0:09:11.940 --> 0:09:14.660 like that. And he made me take it to show 0:09:14.820 --> 0:09:17.580 my teammates as well, so to help us get through 0:09:17.600 --> 0:09:18.020 the game. 0:09:18.360 --> 0:09:19.640 Nice. And how did you go? 0:09:20.200 --> 0:09:22.679 We lost, but... Yeah, what was the score? 0:09:22.750 --> 0:09:22.920 Dammit. 0:09:23.570 --> 0:09:27.110 I think it was like 9-2, but I think I 0:09:27.210 --> 0:09:29.230 did my best playing yet. 0:09:29.670 --> 0:09:30.390 That's good. 0:09:30.450 --> 0:09:32.810 I was going to say, you did a goose step. Yeah, 0:09:32.870 --> 0:09:33.190 I did. 0:09:33.270 --> 0:09:34.929 I did not even know where that came from. 0:09:34.950 --> 0:09:36.510 I must have just watched so much football. 0:09:36.610 --> 0:09:38.910 Nice. 0:09:39.450 --> 0:09:40.030 I know. 0:09:40.390 --> 0:09:40.790 Very good. 0:09:41.150 --> 0:09:41.810 Go, girl. 0:09:41.970 --> 0:09:47.370 Next one is recently you purchased your first bicycle. 0:09:47.950 --> 0:09:48.570 I did. 0:09:48.910 --> 0:09:51.010 Can you give us an update how that's going? Because 0:09:51.050 --> 0:09:51.929 I've been away for a week. 0:09:52.650 --> 0:09:53.170 I haven't done it. 0:09:53.730 --> 0:09:54.050 Oh, what? 0:09:54.070 --> 0:09:56.350 I haven't done it in the week that you've been away. Oh, okay, 0:09:56.410 --> 0:09:56.689 all right. 0:09:56.710 --> 0:09:57.970 There's a lot on your plate right now. 0:09:58.210 --> 0:10:00.030 She can't ride a bike by herself if she doesn't 0:10:00.050 --> 0:10:00.890 know how to ride a bike. 0:10:00.970 --> 0:10:01.530 I taught her. 0:10:02.970 --> 0:10:03.930 I've taught you how to ride a bike. 0:10:04.350 --> 0:10:06.860 I thought about, like, taking the kids and, like, just, 0:10:06.880 --> 0:10:08.880 but I feel like I still feel like I need 0:10:08.910 --> 0:10:11.860 you there to manage the kids while I concentrate. 0:10:11.480 --> 0:10:12.079 On bike riding. 0:10:12.140 --> 0:10:15.960 Just remember, April, think about how proud you'll be after 0:10:16.020 --> 0:10:18.400 you take that little ride around the park by yourself. 0:10:19.179 --> 0:10:20.359 Very good. 0:10:20.380 --> 0:10:21.300 She's getting good. 0:10:21.420 --> 0:10:22.480 I remember last time. 0:10:22.500 --> 0:10:23.910 The confidence is growing. 0:10:24.390 --> 0:10:27.070 It's funny. People, like, stop to let the kids pass 0:10:27.130 --> 0:10:29.410 and then they see me coming and they just keep walking. 0:10:29.429 --> 0:10:32.080 But I'm like, no, you need to stop. 0:10:33.559 --> 0:10:34.179 I remember, like. 0:10:34.200 --> 0:10:34.720 They don't know. 0:10:37.300 --> 0:10:38.520 Oscar's so quick on it now. 0:10:38.840 --> 0:10:41.420 I'll get some footage for the guys because you're getting 0:10:41.460 --> 0:10:43.359 quite good except for when there's people around and you 0:10:43.380 --> 0:10:44.960 get a bit nervous and a bit shaky. 0:10:45.200 --> 0:10:47.040 I want to hear how the lessons went. Like, did 0:10:47.059 --> 0:10:48.230 you put the towel around her? 0:10:48.400 --> 0:10:52.530 No, I honestly did the old just once you've got momentum, 0:10:52.550 --> 0:10:55.550 don't stop pedalling and straight away. Nice. It was just 0:10:55.570 --> 0:10:57.070 the turning, which was a bit shaky. 0:10:57.250 --> 0:11:00.430 I still think turning's a little bit tricky. 0:11:00.550 --> 0:11:01.829 We're all very proud of you, April. 0:11:02.350 --> 0:11:03.130 Oh, thanks, guys. 0:11:03.150 --> 0:11:03.510 Very proud. 0:11:03.530 --> 0:11:04.270 We'll keep tabs on you. 0:11:04.780 --> 0:11:06.260 We can all go for a bike ride together on 0:11:06.280 --> 0:11:06.949 the northern beaches. 0:11:07.070 --> 0:11:07.290 All right. 0:11:07.309 --> 0:11:08.010 Settle down, Vic. 0:11:08.470 --> 0:11:11.170 All right. I'll see you at home. 0:11:11.910 --> 0:11:12.950 All right. Bye. Bye. 0:11:13.450 --> 0:11:14.959 I really wanted to bring up the sex pillow. 0:11:16.160 --> 0:11:16.520 Why? 0:11:16.860 --> 0:11:19.060 Because I just wanted to say that. Congratulations. 0:11:19.080 --> 0:11:25.130 This is a pervert. Unlike me, who's very. 0:11:25.750 --> 0:11:28.780 Shut up. You're the worst. You've rubbed off on me. 0:11:28.880 --> 0:11:30.420 I didn't want to make her feel uncomfortable. 0:11:31.179 --> 0:11:31.800 That's Vic's job. 0:11:32.120 --> 0:11:36.290 Okay. We're here to talk about touch football and bike riding. 0:11:36.730 --> 0:11:41.760 Good on her. Just really quickly, Ash, before we move along, 0:11:42.160 --> 0:11:44.540 before we had school holidays, we talked about doing a 0:11:44.620 --> 0:11:48.070 collective knit treatment. This is to the class on the 0:11:48.090 --> 0:11:51.170 WhatsApp chat for Marley because everyone just kept getting, it 0:11:51.190 --> 0:11:53.329 was like the revolving door of knits. They just jump 0:11:53.350 --> 0:11:54.230 from one kid to the next. 0:11:55.309 --> 0:11:55.829 Well said. 0:11:56.330 --> 0:12:00.470 Thank you. Thank you. It was like battling COVID back then. 0:12:00.490 --> 0:12:01.670 We're like, we have an outbreak. 0:12:02.250 --> 0:12:03.270 Everyone get down. 0:12:03.410 --> 0:12:04.960 My grandmother called COVID the carver. 0:12:05.480 --> 0:12:06.960 She just couldn't quite understand. 0:12:06.580 --> 0:12:08.040 What it meant. 0:12:08.059 --> 0:12:08.980 She's got that carver. 0:12:09.220 --> 0:12:11.760 But Laura suggested that all the kids do the knit 0:12:11.800 --> 0:12:15.179 treatment at the same time. And since then, not a 0:12:15.200 --> 0:12:15.959 single outbreak. 0:12:16.140 --> 0:12:16.460 Wow. 0:12:16.480 --> 0:12:20.120 Because it got so bad that one of the teachers, 0:12:20.160 --> 0:12:22.880 I think it was a supply teacher, if any child 0:12:23.040 --> 0:12:27.020 scratched their head, they were put by themselves in the classroom. 0:12:27.210 --> 0:12:28.140 They were ostracized. 0:12:28.620 --> 0:12:31.160 It's kind of like, also, if you really wanted to 0:12:31.240 --> 0:12:33.720 get back at someone, you'd just feed, you'd just put 0:12:33.740 --> 0:12:35.880 nits in that classroom. And they'd be like, there you go. 0:12:36.640 --> 0:12:37.640 Well, I don't think you'd have. 0:12:37.660 --> 0:12:38.439 How do you catch a nit? 0:12:38.480 --> 0:12:40.350 You'd get it. You'd do it. You'd find it. 0:12:40.500 --> 0:12:42.200 You would make it happen. If you were that devious 0:12:42.220 --> 0:12:43.820 to think about that, I would make it happen. 0:12:44.559 --> 0:12:45.110 Anyway, carry on. 0:12:45.160 --> 0:12:49.130 That is a level of deviancy which I've never experienced before. 0:12:49.510 --> 0:12:49.910 Watch out. 0:12:52.350 --> 0:12:53.570 Good to hear, actually. 0:12:53.590 --> 0:12:55.650 Because, I mean, like, I used to have to shave 0:12:55.690 --> 0:12:56.809 my head when I was a kid because I'd get 0:12:56.830 --> 0:12:58.840 it all the time because... It's a fact. 0:12:59.200 --> 0:13:00.949 Well, yeah, well said, well said. 0:13:01.260 --> 0:13:03.090 There's a little note here that's saying a live show 0:13:03.110 --> 0:13:03.750 in Amsterdam. 0:13:04.210 --> 0:13:04.650 Explain. 0:13:04.710 --> 0:13:05.470 Vic, what's that? 0:13:05.890 --> 0:13:09.350 That actually came from Martina, a dota who lives in Amsterdam. 0:13:09.570 --> 0:13:10.310 Oh, Martina. 0:13:10.450 --> 0:13:11.270 Hello, Martina. 0:13:11.290 --> 0:13:12.429 Hello, Martina. 0:13:12.450 --> 0:13:14.010 She was one of the duchies that wrote to us 0:13:14.110 --> 0:13:14.850 and said, hey. 0:13:15.130 --> 0:13:18.330 Can I just ask, Martina, if you were born a male, 0:13:18.370 --> 0:13:19.209 would your name be Martin? 0:13:19.650 --> 0:13:20.130 Potentially. 0:13:20.210 --> 0:13:23.410 It's a very valid question. Her dad was like, yeah, 0:13:23.429 --> 0:13:25.809 we've got names picked out. It's either Martin or Martina. 0:13:26.250 --> 0:13:28.290 You could say the same about Ash and Ashley. 0:13:28.590 --> 0:13:29.450 It's Ashton, thank you very much. 0:13:29.470 --> 0:13:30.270 Ashton and Ashley. 0:13:30.630 --> 0:13:33.850 Okay, leave the jokes to me, Vic. Carry on. 0:13:34.710 --> 0:13:37.650 But she said, how about a live show in Amsterdam, 0:13:37.730 --> 0:13:40.150 then for all of us Dutchies in the Netherlands? 0:13:40.170 --> 0:13:40.860 That would be great. 0:13:41.050 --> 0:13:41.550 There's three people. 0:13:42.980 --> 0:13:44.000 There's more than three. 0:13:44.020 --> 0:13:46.270 Martina. No, you can look on the. 0:13:47.640 --> 0:13:50.920 That's a lot of heavy lifting for not a lot 0:13:50.960 --> 0:13:51.459 of return. 0:13:51.559 --> 0:13:52.900 If you pay for it, Martina. 0:13:53.300 --> 0:13:57.110 We're talking flights, accommodation, the jet lag. We're bringing the family. 0:13:58.080 --> 0:13:58.630 Just to watch YouTube. 0:13:58.650 --> 0:13:59.460 Bring in the family. 0:13:59.910 --> 0:14:00.319 Well. 0:14:00.660 --> 0:14:01.280 I wouldn't bring mine. 0:14:01.480 --> 0:14:04.880 I don't know. I mean, it's a great suggestion, Martina. 0:14:04.960 --> 0:14:07.059 I don't want to say no. We'll think about it. 0:14:07.059 --> 0:14:07.720 Maybe one day. 0:14:07.740 --> 0:14:08.459 We're not going to do it. 0:14:08.460 --> 0:14:08.810 Maybe one day. 0:14:08.820 --> 0:14:11.160 Do we have any doters in the travel industry who 0:14:11.200 --> 0:14:13.140 can pay for this whole trip? 0:14:13.440 --> 0:14:14.040 Just float it. 0:14:14.800 --> 0:14:15.280 Just float it. 0:14:15.320 --> 0:14:16.940 It's only business class too. You've got to throw that 0:14:16.980 --> 0:14:17.400 in there. 0:14:17.500 --> 0:14:18.280 Ash's bad back. 0:14:18.580 --> 0:14:19.060 My bad back. 0:14:19.080 --> 0:14:19.840 You know what he's like. 0:14:19.980 --> 0:14:21.859 I can hurt your back, so you also have to 0:14:21.900 --> 0:14:22.480 go business class. 0:14:22.560 --> 0:14:26.400 I just looked up. The Netherlands, we have 8400. 0:14:26.400 --> 0:14:28.360 That's a small show. 0:14:29.250 --> 0:14:31.210 It's more than three. 0:14:31.230 --> 0:14:32.070 That's true. 0:14:32.290 --> 0:14:33.730 There you go. Thank you for the suggestion. 0:14:33.930 --> 0:14:34.490 Maybe one day. 0:14:34.530 --> 0:14:37.690 We'll let it marinate. I've taught my kids something very dumb. 0:14:38.930 --> 0:14:43.960 You're there teaching these beautiful sayings to Oscar, giving great 0:14:44.160 --> 0:14:46.100 outlooks on life, on how to be more positive. 0:14:46.140 --> 0:14:48.360 I'm regurgitating them to him from someone else. 0:14:48.400 --> 0:14:48.820 Still. 0:14:49.800 --> 0:14:51.160 And he's regurgitating them to April. 0:14:51.220 --> 0:14:55.050 Yeah, it's a beautiful thing. Whereas in my household, I'm regurgitating- 0:14:55.690 --> 0:14:56.510 Very silly things. 0:14:56.570 --> 0:14:58.530 Okay, what do you got? 0:14:59.010 --> 0:15:02.410 There's certain sayings that you learned as a child that 0:15:02.430 --> 0:15:03.120 I've held on to. 0:15:03.130 --> 0:15:04.260 Like what? 0:15:04.520 --> 0:15:06.760 I looked at my children one morning and I thought, 0:15:06.860 --> 0:15:09.740 I think they're ready for this. I think it's time. 0:15:10.320 --> 0:15:12.200 And I was also like, it was a slow morning, 0:15:12.220 --> 0:15:14.440 I wanted to giggle, and I was like, this will 0:15:14.460 --> 0:15:18.790 go down well. Is anyone familiar with the saying, peace man, 0:15:18.910 --> 0:15:20.590 turn around, oopsie, one fell down? 0:15:22.690 --> 0:15:24.150 No, that's good. 0:15:24.170 --> 0:15:27.130 Can you also explain for the people who can't watch 0:15:27.210 --> 0:15:27.910 what you were just doing. 0:15:27.830 --> 0:15:30.970 With your hands? Just follow along with the words. You 0:15:31.010 --> 0:15:34.920 need to have actions. Peace, man. Peace sign. Turn around. 0:15:34.940 --> 0:15:35.700 So you turn it around. 0:15:36.200 --> 0:15:38.260 And you go, oops, one fell down. And you then 0:15:38.460 --> 0:15:40.790 end up giving someone the middle finger. 0:15:41.010 --> 0:15:42.910 Very clever. Bad habit. 0:15:43.210 --> 0:15:47.050 And I like taught them and their eyes just lit up. 0:15:47.110 --> 0:15:49.240 It was beautiful. It was like Christmas morning. They were like, 0:15:49.650 --> 0:15:52.340 they've just discovered this beautiful thing. And I like turn 0:15:52.360 --> 0:15:54.540 around and Laura's face, she's just like. 0:15:55.620 --> 0:15:57.130 You've got to have a bit of fun, man. 0:15:57.300 --> 0:16:00.530 She's like, what are you fucking doing? And I was like, what? 0:16:00.550 --> 0:16:03.370 What's the problem? She's like, why would you teach them that? 0:16:03.390 --> 0:16:06.680 And I'm like, ah, you know, no big deal. All day. 0:16:07.040 --> 0:16:09.020 The kids to each other, the kids to me, the 0:16:09.040 --> 0:16:10.040 kids to the neighbors. 0:16:10.080 --> 0:16:10.700 Not at school. 0:16:10.740 --> 0:16:12.280 To Nana. They're like, hey, Nana, fuck you. 0:16:12.300 --> 0:16:12.380 Yeah. 0:16:12.600 --> 0:16:14.260 Just flip it to the bird. 0:16:14.280 --> 0:16:15.380 They love it. 0:16:15.390 --> 0:16:17.470 They've not stopped for a week now. 0:16:17.510 --> 0:16:18.330 You're a batting class. 0:16:18.370 --> 0:16:19.230 I've created monsters. 0:16:19.250 --> 0:16:19.830 They're going to. 0:16:19.830 --> 0:16:21.190 Do it at school. And I was also like, have 0:16:21.210 --> 0:16:25.610 a cigarette. Have a beer and then do this for everyone. 0:16:25.670 --> 0:16:26.230 That's good. 0:16:26.350 --> 0:16:28.369 I'm going to steal that, see if Oscar likes it. 0:16:28.370 --> 0:16:29.230 Oh, he'll love it. 0:16:29.290 --> 0:16:29.880 He'll love that. 0:16:29.890 --> 0:16:32.960 I taught Louis, bang, bang, you're dead, 50 bullets in 0:16:32.980 --> 0:16:35.500 your head, one more, up your bum, that makes 51. 0:16:35.500 --> 0:16:37.200 Oh, my God. 0:16:37.220 --> 0:16:38.100 Did you hear that one? 0:16:38.940 --> 0:16:42.020 I've heard that before. That's way more murderous. 0:16:42.220 --> 0:16:42.800 Wow. 0:16:43.240 --> 0:16:45.450 Vic's like, I thought I taught Louis, bend you over, 0:16:45.470 --> 0:16:47.810 fuck you up your ass, turn around, punch you in 0:16:47.830 --> 0:16:49.150 the face, and that's what you get. 0:16:49.170 --> 0:16:51.830 I can't remember. There's so many of those. 0:16:52.030 --> 0:16:53.990 As soon as I said it, I was like, what 0:16:54.030 --> 0:16:54.570 have I just done? 0:16:54.590 --> 0:16:55.750 Vic, can you say it one more time? 0:16:56.730 --> 0:16:57.860 I don't know if I should. 0:16:58.000 --> 0:17:00.450 Bang, bang, 50 bullets in your head, isn't it? 0:17:00.740 --> 0:17:03.620 Turn around, one up your bum, that's 51. Is that right? 0:17:04.220 --> 0:17:05.159 It's close. 0:17:05.660 --> 0:17:08.850 It's bang, bang, you're dead, 50 bullets in your head. 0:17:09.650 --> 0:17:13.950 One more up your bum. And that makes 51. 0:17:13.950 --> 0:17:14.369 Oh, my. 0:17:14.670 --> 0:17:16.659 And wait, you used to say this as a kid? 0:17:17.140 --> 0:17:18.879 It was like when you were playing cops and robbers 0:17:19.260 --> 0:17:19.520 and stuff. 0:17:19.840 --> 0:17:20.140 I never. 0:17:20.160 --> 0:17:21.940 Like running around, like you're just using your fingers. 0:17:22.060 --> 0:17:23.520 I don't want to know what you guys did. 0:17:23.540 --> 0:17:26.160 I don't want to know what you did with your fingers, Vic. 0:17:27.080 --> 0:17:28.100 Oh, my God. 0:17:28.140 --> 0:17:31.139 There would be so many from primary school that you 0:17:31.180 --> 0:17:34.040 just can't remember. But Oscar, because he's in primary school, obviously. 0:17:34.460 --> 0:17:37.600 He comes back home with all these things, especially like jokes, 0:17:37.619 --> 0:17:40.920 like dumb jokes, like the woo-hoo one and shit like that. 0:17:41.000 --> 0:17:43.820 But they love. I remember when I was in primary school, 0:17:43.840 --> 0:17:46.700 there was always a saying. So if you've got a 0:17:46.760 --> 0:17:49.669 primary school one-liner or a primary school. 0:17:49.570 --> 0:17:52.389 Rhyme, we should gather those up. Because people say that 0:17:52.710 --> 0:17:54.270 in Australia we don't have any culture. 0:17:54.350 --> 0:17:55.010 That is culture. 0:17:55.070 --> 0:17:56.050 This is all we've got. 0:17:56.150 --> 0:17:58.190 That is good culture. 0:17:58.670 --> 0:17:59.070 Oh, God. 0:17:59.090 --> 0:18:00.669 So I'm trying to think if there's any more than 0:18:00.690 --> 0:18:01.570 that off the top of my head, but I can't 0:18:01.590 --> 0:18:02.030 remember them. 0:18:02.230 --> 0:18:03.130 Yeah, they just love them. 0:18:03.270 --> 0:18:04.840 I just keep thinking of No Hat, No Play, No 0:18:05.020 --> 0:18:06.360 Fun Today. That's all I can think of. 0:18:06.380 --> 0:18:07.320 But, like, that's a good one. 0:18:07.340 --> 0:18:10.040 Yeah, so if you've got any, I'd love to collate 0:18:10.100 --> 0:18:12.419 them if we could. So send them in so we 0:18:12.440 --> 0:18:13.640 can read them out. Yeah? 0:18:13.640 --> 0:18:13.940 100%. 0:18:13.940 --> 0:18:14.770 You guys are looking. 0:18:14.660 --> 0:18:16.790 At me like, whoa. Do you not know what I 0:18:16.810 --> 0:18:17.350 mean by that? 0:18:18.070 --> 0:18:18.770 No, definitely. 0:18:18.790 --> 0:18:19.369 Send them in. 0:18:19.390 --> 0:18:19.929 That's great. 0:18:19.950 --> 0:18:22.470 And make me feel less alone in my terrible parenting. 0:18:22.490 --> 0:18:23.390 Thank you. Thank you. 0:18:23.410 --> 0:18:24.210 Jeez, Vic. 0:18:25.619 --> 0:18:28.600 Vic's like, anyway, so don't murder your fellow school students. 0:18:29.910 --> 0:18:31.200 I know, it's really bad. 0:18:31.520 --> 0:18:32.060 It is bad. 0:18:32.840 --> 0:18:34.160 It's got a great run, though. There's a note here 0:18:34.180 --> 0:18:35.640 from New South Wales Transport. What have we done? 0:18:37.359 --> 0:18:40.000 Just something that I saw, which, you know, we talk 0:18:40.020 --> 0:18:42.119 about parking quite a bit, actually. 0:18:42.200 --> 0:18:45.020 It's always a sticky point in every parent's life. 0:18:45.280 --> 0:18:49.459 So before, previously, the parking discussions had been limited to 0:18:49.680 --> 0:18:51.410 whether or not you actually have to have a pram 0:18:51.450 --> 0:18:53.190 in the car when you're getting one of those parking. 0:18:53.490 --> 0:18:56.750 specific car parks at a Westfield shopping centre, as an example? 0:18:57.310 --> 0:18:59.030 Or is the baby seat enough to qualify? 0:18:59.050 --> 0:19:01.710 I think the baby is probably, or a child. 0:19:01.770 --> 0:19:02.740 Let's not go back into it. 0:19:03.030 --> 0:19:04.530 Let's not open up those cat words. 0:19:04.550 --> 0:19:05.850 Could I just say, there's a guy down the road 0:19:05.869 --> 0:19:08.669 from me who drives a Holden Monaro and he pushes 0:19:08.710 --> 0:19:10.190 his cat around in a pram. 0:19:10.369 --> 0:19:11.730 That is such a weird contrast. 0:19:11.750 --> 0:19:15.689 Weird spectrum of personality there. He's like, how the fuck 0:19:15.730 --> 0:19:16.100 you going? 0:19:16.390 --> 0:19:17.760 Yeah. What's with that? 0:19:19.160 --> 0:19:20.280 How are you, mittens? 0:19:20.619 --> 0:19:22.920 If your animal is in a pram, it's time to 0:19:22.960 --> 0:19:23.520 put them down. 0:19:24.119 --> 0:19:25.820 Facts. Factual. 0:19:26.340 --> 0:19:30.520 Unless, no, there's no, I just think, yeah, I wholeheartedly 0:19:30.540 --> 0:19:30.980 believe that. 0:19:31.240 --> 0:19:31.880 It is cute, though. 0:19:32.340 --> 0:19:37.570 What's cute? Pushing around some furry thing that shits everywhere. 0:19:37.590 --> 0:19:39.610 It's cute, but it's weird. 0:19:39.630 --> 0:19:44.129 I agree. But the question is, do you think, the 0:19:44.150 --> 0:19:47.600 two of you, Is it allowed to reserve a car 0:19:47.660 --> 0:19:51.230 park when you're just a pedestrian? Like if you were, 0:19:51.650 --> 0:19:53.530 say you're driving around the shopping centre or on the 0:19:53.570 --> 0:19:55.560 street and you have to try and do a U-turn 0:19:55.580 --> 0:19:56.990 to get to the park and I'm in the car 0:19:57.040 --> 0:19:59.700 with you as a passenger and I go, I'll jump out. 0:19:59.940 --> 0:20:00.720 Absolutely not. 0:20:00.740 --> 0:20:01.960 I'm not even going to let you finish. 0:20:02.000 --> 0:20:02.280 Please. 0:20:02.700 --> 0:20:05.920 Absolutely not. That is not on. I'll fucking run you over. 0:20:06.500 --> 0:20:06.960 Wow. 0:20:06.980 --> 0:20:07.050 Wow. 0:20:08.000 --> 0:20:10.260 Yeah, I agree. I feel very strongly about this. I 0:20:10.270 --> 0:20:11.290 fucking hate it when people do this. 0:20:11.330 --> 0:20:13.169 Because we see it coming up to Christmas time. It's 0:20:13.230 --> 0:20:15.389 when people start to get a little bit crazy when 0:20:15.430 --> 0:20:16.510 it comes to car parks. 0:20:16.590 --> 0:20:19.370 It's the most selfish thing you can do as a driver. 0:20:19.690 --> 0:20:20.270 Absolutely. 0:20:20.290 --> 0:20:24.730 And the thing is with a car park, it's a 0:20:24.869 --> 0:20:26.409 lawless area of the world. 0:20:26.470 --> 0:20:28.109 I feel like. It's not lawless. 0:20:28.210 --> 0:20:28.780 It's illegal. 0:20:28.940 --> 0:20:31.660 Yeah, but I feel like people think it's lawless because 0:20:32.060 --> 0:20:33.960 the other day I'm in the car park. We could 0:20:33.980 --> 0:20:35.090 do a whole podcast on cars. 0:20:35.109 --> 0:20:36.290 Look how passionate he's gotten. 0:20:36.350 --> 0:20:36.710 I know. 0:20:36.810 --> 0:20:40.169 It infuriates me. So I was in the middle of 0:20:40.210 --> 0:20:42.990 the road. It's still a road, okay? It's still a road. 0:20:43.020 --> 0:20:45.700 The business analysts are like, what is happening next door? 0:20:45.800 --> 0:20:48.740 Someone just walking up the middle of the road bit. 0:20:48.880 --> 0:20:52.340 And I was like, just walk like it's a footpath. 0:20:52.480 --> 0:20:53.540 Oh, I hate it when people do that as well. 0:20:53.580 --> 0:20:54.020 And I was like, beep. 0:20:54.340 --> 0:20:56.050 And they're like, and I just put the window down 0:20:56.070 --> 0:20:58.070 and said, it's not a fucking footpath. And then I 0:20:58.109 --> 0:20:59.950 just put the window up and kept going. But what? 0:21:00.550 --> 0:21:01.129 I said that in my head. 0:21:02.330 --> 0:21:05.270 Then I had the argument. I was like, love you, bye. 0:21:05.710 --> 0:21:08.609 But I feel like can we just all abide by 0:21:08.670 --> 0:21:12.470 common courtesy? People lose common courtesy in a car park immediately. 0:21:12.760 --> 0:21:13.939 It should say at the front, it should be like 0:21:14.440 --> 0:21:17.280 one hour is free, four hours, whatever you pay for, 0:21:17.680 --> 0:21:19.000 just keep your common courtesy. 0:21:20.390 --> 0:21:20.710 Right? 0:21:20.800 --> 0:21:21.760 That's what it should be like. 0:21:22.320 --> 0:21:22.859 Oh, I feel like. 0:21:22.880 --> 0:21:24.100 They need more parking cops. 0:21:24.140 --> 0:21:26.040 So you are absolutely correct. 0:21:26.060 --> 0:21:27.840 That is one of the most, like I said, I 0:21:27.920 --> 0:21:29.140 will run you over. 0:21:29.160 --> 0:21:29.920 That's how much. 0:21:29.880 --> 0:21:30.700 I feel about that. 0:21:30.720 --> 0:21:32.290 Remember this for next time when you need to like 0:21:32.400 --> 0:21:32.960 wake him up. 0:21:33.420 --> 0:21:37.090 I'm like, Ash, parking. And he's like. 0:21:38.369 --> 0:21:38.929 Honestly. 0:21:38.970 --> 0:21:39.330 Honestly. 0:21:39.350 --> 0:21:40.250 I think it's fucked. 0:21:40.290 --> 0:21:42.270 Yeah, I agree. It really infuriates me. 0:21:42.290 --> 0:21:45.130 So you will, just to put you at ease, New 0:21:45.150 --> 0:21:47.730 South Wales Transport has come out. They've done a post 0:21:47.780 --> 0:21:50.320 on Instagram and they said it's not allowed. It's dangerous 0:21:50.700 --> 0:21:51.660 and it's illegal. 0:21:51.980 --> 0:21:52.520 Justice. 0:21:52.720 --> 0:21:53.300 Ash just came. 0:21:53.320 --> 0:21:53.859 And you can get a fine. 0:21:53.880 --> 0:21:57.359 Fucking justice. If you are standing in a spot and 0:21:57.540 --> 0:22:00.510 a parking inspector or someone from Transport New South Wales 0:22:00.530 --> 0:22:01.350 sees you, you can get a fine. 0:22:02.380 --> 0:22:03.159 Can you print that out? 0:22:03.480 --> 0:22:05.399 Can you print 50 copies of that for me, please? 0:22:05.440 --> 0:22:06.480 We don't have a printer in the office. 0:22:06.840 --> 0:22:07.560 We'll find one. 0:22:07.840 --> 0:22:08.800 We're not there yet. 0:22:08.820 --> 0:22:10.379 The business analyst has a fucking printer. 0:22:10.400 --> 0:22:10.980 We're not there. 0:22:11.020 --> 0:22:12.080 Imagine if we knock on their door and be like, 0:22:12.100 --> 0:22:12.959 can we borrow your printer? 0:22:13.100 --> 0:22:15.459 You guys got a photocopy and a printer? And then 0:22:15.480 --> 0:22:16.380 we just wheel it next door. 0:22:16.500 --> 0:22:18.380 Hey, guys. 0:22:18.420 --> 0:22:21.160 This is all a share space, isn't it? But honestly. 0:22:21.220 --> 0:22:22.619 Where do you want to put those if you print them? 0:22:23.060 --> 0:22:23.659 He wants to. 0:22:23.640 --> 0:22:26.600 Hand them out. He's going to wind his window down 0:22:26.760 --> 0:22:28.160 and say, read it and weep. 0:22:28.220 --> 0:22:28.790 Yeah, read it. 0:22:29.190 --> 0:22:30.909 Fuckhead. In North Sydney? 0:22:31.550 --> 0:22:32.010 Anywhere. 0:22:32.570 --> 0:22:33.930 Great. Outside the coals. 0:22:34.030 --> 0:22:37.609 Anywhere in New South Wales. Look, I don't want to 0:22:37.650 --> 0:22:38.710 take the laws. 0:22:38.410 --> 0:22:39.149 Across the border. 0:22:39.790 --> 0:22:41.800 But Transport for New South Wales has said, so not 0:22:41.859 --> 0:22:43.800 only is it a dodgy move, but it could also 0:22:43.859 --> 0:22:45.480 see you getting a fine for doing so. 0:22:45.520 --> 0:22:46.440 Does it say how much? 0:22:46.880 --> 0:22:49.380 No, it doesn't actually. But someone has written in the comments, 0:22:49.890 --> 0:22:52.990 is using a cone less dodgy, asking for a friend. 0:22:54.290 --> 0:22:54.869 That's good. 0:22:55.090 --> 0:22:59.470 To which they have swiftly replied, you cone not reserve 0:22:59.570 --> 0:23:01.859 a parking spot no matter the method. 0:23:01.880 --> 0:23:03.170 New South Wales Transport has said that? 0:23:03.190 --> 0:23:04.460 Well done, Transport for New South Wales. 0:23:04.500 --> 0:23:04.859 He's a dad. 0:23:04.880 --> 0:23:06.060 That guy's a dad for sure. 0:23:06.080 --> 0:23:09.260 Can I just, talking about parking, very quickly. 0:23:09.280 --> 0:23:10.740 We could talk about parking all day. 0:23:10.820 --> 0:23:12.940 I know. This is the parking episode. I didn't know 0:23:12.980 --> 0:23:16.150 you felt this passionately about parking. Tell me if this 0:23:16.210 --> 0:23:16.750 is allowed. 0:23:16.770 --> 0:23:17.639 I'm going to say no. 0:23:17.670 --> 0:23:20.110 Okay. So across the road from me is a construction 0:23:20.150 --> 0:23:23.670 site and they're moving pretty slowly. I got to say, 0:23:24.119 --> 0:23:28.840 it's a beautiful design. Lovely, lovely work architecturally. Great. But 0:23:28.859 --> 0:23:30.159 it's just taking a real long time. I spoke to 0:23:30.180 --> 0:23:31.899 the owner and he's like, fuck, they're taking forever. And 0:23:31.940 --> 0:23:34.860 I'm like, yeah, man, like there's only ever like two 0:23:34.920 --> 0:23:37.300 or three tradies there at the most. I don't want 0:23:37.340 --> 0:23:39.420 to start like getting anyone in trouble. If you're working 0:23:39.460 --> 0:23:41.970 on that construction site, I'm like, fucking hell, hurry up. 0:23:42.560 --> 0:23:45.410 What they've done is. ash is they've got a dig 0:23:45.530 --> 0:23:49.270 excavator on the back of a trailer permanently parked outside 0:23:49.350 --> 0:23:50.010 taking up one. 0:23:49.950 --> 0:23:52.189 Car i know i know exactly what you're talking. 0:23:52.030 --> 0:23:55.920 About then they've got a trailer filled half with rubbish 0:23:56.320 --> 0:23:58.760 on another there's two car parks they've got it in 0:23:58.800 --> 0:24:01.180 the middle so they take up both so in total 0:24:01.220 --> 0:24:04.880 we have three car parks without any like they haven't 0:24:04.920 --> 0:24:06.459 like purchased it you know sometimes you can get like 0:24:06.480 --> 0:24:08.990 a construction site they're supposed to have none of that 0:24:10.260 --> 0:24:12.050 Do I tell the council? Do I? 0:24:12.060 --> 0:24:12.940 Can I just say one thing? 0:24:13.000 --> 0:24:13.420 Please. 0:24:13.600 --> 0:24:14.420 I agree with you. 0:24:14.440 --> 0:24:14.510 Yes. 0:24:14.700 --> 0:24:15.580 That is not on. 0:24:15.760 --> 0:24:15.980 But. 0:24:16.040 --> 0:24:16.540 Because. 0:24:16.560 --> 0:24:19.840 But don't start the council route. Because once you pop, 0:24:19.859 --> 0:24:23.220 you can't stop. Once you do one complaint to the 0:24:23.270 --> 0:24:24.869 council and it works, you're going to be like, this 0:24:24.890 --> 0:24:25.310 is how these. 0:24:25.210 --> 0:24:26.210 People get their power. 0:24:26.230 --> 0:24:27.010 It's the power. 0:24:27.030 --> 0:24:29.050 Yes. And then they start walking. 0:24:28.810 --> 0:24:31.570 Around their own postcode like they're wearing a cape. 0:24:32.400 --> 0:24:33.680 And then like self-righteous. 0:24:33.740 --> 0:24:35.720 I've got another gripe after this, which I'm going to 0:24:35.800 --> 0:24:37.570 share with you, but let's get through this one first. 0:24:37.590 --> 0:24:40.110 Have either of you ever messaged the council? 0:24:40.510 --> 0:24:41.190 I know Vik has. 0:24:41.510 --> 0:24:42.760 What have I messaged them about? 0:24:42.950 --> 0:24:43.840 You just seem like a type. 0:24:46.260 --> 0:24:48.440 Too much admin ADHD, I forget. 0:24:48.480 --> 0:24:53.180 She's like deleting emails. Look, no, I haven't. 0:24:53.240 --> 0:24:54.200 I really want to. 0:24:54.260 --> 0:24:56.300 No, don't because then you become that person and the 0:24:56.340 --> 0:24:58.139 power gets to your head and you'll be unbearable in 0:24:58.200 --> 0:24:58.919 the neighborhood. 0:24:58.960 --> 0:25:00.700 And then everyone will look at you as the guy. 0:25:01.060 --> 0:25:02.940 But every morning I'm like there, my hands on my 0:25:02.980 --> 0:25:05.570 hips going, bloody three car parks. Who the hell do 0:25:05.590 --> 0:25:08.110 they think they are? This construction's taken more than 12 months. 0:25:08.170 --> 0:25:09.070 It's so inconsiderate. 0:25:09.510 --> 0:25:12.060 And that's as far as you should go. Because think 0:25:12.080 --> 0:25:15.060 of how that sounded in your head then. Imagine that 0:25:15.100 --> 0:25:15.500 in writing. 0:25:15.520 --> 0:25:17.379 Can I just like rewind? And you said you were 0:25:17.400 --> 0:25:19.000 going to like drive over. 0:25:19.020 --> 0:25:19.700 Very different. 0:25:19.820 --> 0:25:21.060 Hit someone with your car. 0:25:21.100 --> 0:25:25.540 I would much rather you do that. Do that. Because 0:25:25.560 --> 0:25:27.200 then people will be like, good on you, Matty J. 0:25:27.200 --> 0:25:29.280 But if you go to the councillor, it's like, oh, he's. 0:25:29.080 --> 0:25:29.780 One of them. 0:25:29.980 --> 0:25:30.260 I was. 0:25:30.280 --> 0:25:31.270 You can be anonymous. 0:25:31.710 --> 0:25:34.760 The Bondi Council, they are like, they're everywhere because they 0:25:34.780 --> 0:25:36.620 make so much money from getting people. There's so many, 0:25:37.100 --> 0:25:40.220 such limited car parks, so many cars. See the problem? 0:25:40.500 --> 0:25:40.900 Landlocked. 0:25:40.940 --> 0:25:41.379 I do. 0:25:41.680 --> 0:25:42.020 I do. 0:25:42.119 --> 0:25:45.110 It's a sad story. And down the end of the street, 0:25:45.330 --> 0:25:47.690 I was driving and I saw them in their little 0:25:47.730 --> 0:25:51.630 car and I said, excuse me. Excuse me, come here, here. 0:25:51.650 --> 0:25:53.449 You're dobbing them in. 0:25:53.550 --> 0:25:55.150 And they were like, what is it? And I was like, okay, 0:25:55.390 --> 0:25:57.710 listen here. Up the road on the right-hand side. 0:25:57.730 --> 0:25:58.700 You'll never believe this. 0:25:58.720 --> 0:25:59.340 Is a construction. 0:25:59.380 --> 0:26:01.540 Yeah, I was like. 0:26:01.560 --> 0:26:03.340 And the guy was like, where is it? And I 0:26:03.340 --> 0:26:06.740 was like, up there. Why are you whispering? Because I 0:26:06.760 --> 0:26:09.629 was like, I don't want them because every morning I'm like, hey, fellas. 0:26:10.130 --> 0:26:12.490 And they're like, hey. And I'm like, I fucking hate 0:26:12.510 --> 0:26:13.129 you so much. 0:26:13.670 --> 0:26:15.090 Yeah, you're like, okay, bye. And the door shuts and 0:26:15.109 --> 0:26:15.590 you're like, motherfucker. 0:26:15.930 --> 0:26:20.060 There's a skid in there. The parking inspectors, I was like, 0:26:20.340 --> 0:26:23.300 they're up there. It's them on the right-hand side, 100 metres. 0:26:23.380 --> 0:26:24.800 And they were like, we can't see which way. And 0:26:24.820 --> 0:26:27.060 I was like, just walk up there. Look at the excavator. 0:26:27.660 --> 0:26:29.590 And I was like, please hurry. And cars behind me 0:26:29.609 --> 0:26:31.130 were like, beep, beep, beep. 0:26:31.150 --> 0:26:34.030 You'll do something like that. They'll go. up to do 0:26:34.090 --> 0:26:35.230 it and then they'll point at your house and say, 0:26:35.270 --> 0:26:36.430 that guy complained. 0:26:36.470 --> 0:26:37.190 He's the one now. 0:26:37.290 --> 0:26:40.310 And you'll be like. The curtains. 0:26:40.590 --> 0:26:41.010 Yeah. 0:26:41.530 --> 0:26:42.620 You're becoming Rhonda. 0:26:42.800 --> 0:26:44.060 I know. 0:26:44.920 --> 0:26:47.459 Her soul has been passed down to Matty J. 0:26:47.480 --> 0:26:48.080 It has. 0:26:48.480 --> 0:26:50.220 You're the new, what do we used to call her? 0:26:50.240 --> 0:26:50.659 The general. 0:26:51.080 --> 0:26:51.800 I'm the general. 0:26:51.820 --> 0:26:53.980 You're the general now. The general Rhonda. Matty general. 0:26:54.260 --> 0:26:56.830 God. And there was a party down the street and 0:26:56.850 --> 0:26:58.970 I almost called the police. But I didn't. 0:26:59.210 --> 0:26:59.949 Down the street. 0:26:59.990 --> 0:27:02.090 Well, I'm always 40 now. When you hit 40, you. 0:27:02.070 --> 0:27:02.870 Want to start complaining. 0:27:02.890 --> 0:27:04.430 Dude, I did call the police on a party once. 0:27:04.690 --> 0:27:05.020 Go on. 0:27:05.030 --> 0:27:07.510 Didn't someone call the police on your party, like Laura's party? 0:27:07.530 --> 0:27:08.449 Yeah, they threw eggs. 0:27:08.890 --> 0:27:09.530 They threw eggs? 0:27:09.609 --> 0:27:10.470 Yeah, Laura's party. 0:27:11.609 --> 0:27:12.050 That's funny. 0:27:12.130 --> 0:27:12.730 Who did you call? 0:27:12.750 --> 0:27:14.490 Oh, it was a long time ago, but I was 0:27:14.570 --> 0:27:15.170 living in a unit. 0:27:15.190 --> 0:27:16.230 It was just me and April. It was our first 0:27:16.330 --> 0:27:20.449 unit actually together. And upstairs was a young girl, like 0:27:20.540 --> 0:27:22.600 older than us, but still considered quite young. And she 0:27:22.640 --> 0:27:24.260 used to have friends over all the time. I think 0:27:24.280 --> 0:27:24.840 she had a roommate. 0:27:24.880 --> 0:27:27.260 But they were always quite noisy, but it. 0:27:27.260 --> 0:27:29.889 Wasn't a problem. And then it was Christmas night. My 0:27:29.910 --> 0:27:32.520 parents were staying with us and they were having a party. 0:27:32.540 --> 0:27:32.940 It was fine. 0:27:32.960 --> 0:27:35.500 I had no problems with that. Midnight came, no problems. 0:27:35.680 --> 0:27:38.840 I got to 3am and they were, I don't mind 0:27:38.859 --> 0:27:41.590 if it's inside, but the boys were out on the 0:27:41.609 --> 0:27:45.180 balcony screaming and it was echoing through the complex. Anyway, 0:27:45.200 --> 0:27:46.760 so I fucking was like, all right, I've had enough 0:27:46.800 --> 0:27:48.619 of this. So I just called the cops. They just 0:27:48.660 --> 0:27:50.860 came down the driveway, flashed their lights or whatever, and 0:27:50.920 --> 0:27:51.780 that really cleared them out. 0:27:51.840 --> 0:27:52.859 That was it. No problems. 0:27:53.300 --> 0:27:56.810 But one of the other neighbors left death threats for 0:27:56.869 --> 0:28:00.650 her because they literally were throwing beer bottles apparently over 0:28:00.670 --> 0:28:01.649 the next building. 0:28:02.070 --> 0:28:03.169 That's not on. 0:28:03.369 --> 0:28:03.770 No. 0:28:03.910 --> 0:28:05.470 But that was the only time I ever did it. 0:28:05.480 --> 0:28:08.280 But I was like, keep me anonymous. 0:28:08.440 --> 0:28:09.560 Did you then have the cape? 0:28:09.920 --> 0:28:12.060 Yeah, I was just walking around like, I did this. 0:28:12.820 --> 0:28:14.899 I am protecting everyone. 0:28:14.940 --> 0:28:17.540 But I didn't leave any death threats, that's for sure. 0:28:19.280 --> 0:28:22.369 But I think if they're down the road, how noisy 0:28:22.400 --> 0:28:23.310 were they? They must have been real noisy. 0:28:23.330 --> 0:28:24.210 Or were they just on the street? 0:28:24.250 --> 0:28:26.370 Very noisy, yes. 0:28:26.390 --> 0:28:27.270 Think of the children. 0:28:27.310 --> 0:28:28.389 The children could barely sleep. 0:28:28.450 --> 0:28:29.090 Shut your windows. 0:28:29.450 --> 0:28:29.949 I did. 0:28:30.250 --> 0:28:30.710 Double glaze? 0:28:31.109 --> 0:28:31.840 No, I can't afford it. 0:28:32.790 --> 0:28:34.149 Can't afford it. 0:28:34.230 --> 0:28:35.170 I've got a gripe too. 0:28:35.369 --> 0:28:35.630 Oh, yeah. 0:28:36.109 --> 0:28:38.800 I have got a gripe. April, she's rubbed a neighbour 0:28:38.840 --> 0:28:39.470 up the wrong way. 0:28:40.020 --> 0:28:42.140 Okay, so we have Squiggy. 0:28:42.560 --> 0:28:42.940 The dog. 0:28:43.120 --> 0:28:43.580 Squiggy the dog. 0:28:43.960 --> 0:28:44.500 Small dog. 0:28:44.760 --> 0:28:45.260 What breed? 0:28:45.680 --> 0:28:46.560 It's a Maltese Shih Tzu. 0:28:46.680 --> 0:28:47.440 It's one of those cat dogs. 0:28:47.780 --> 0:28:48.000 Yeah. 0:28:48.340 --> 0:28:50.080 Anyway, April walks. 0:28:49.880 --> 0:28:51.840 Iggy in the middle of the day. Okay, we live 0:28:51.880 --> 0:28:53.810 in an area full of dogs everywhere. 0:28:53.900 --> 0:28:55.190 We always pick up her dog poo. 0:28:55.770 --> 0:28:59.570 April is walking along the main road just near my place, 0:28:59.750 --> 0:29:02.650 McPherson Street. So walking up the road there, medium strip, 0:29:03.110 --> 0:29:06.090 then there's paths off into the townhouses there from the 0:29:06.110 --> 0:29:10.000 medium strip. Iggy, the dog, Squiggy, started to do a wee, 0:29:10.440 --> 0:29:12.720 a wee, on one of the medium strips out the 0:29:12.770 --> 0:29:14.830 front of this house and a lady poked her head 0:29:14.990 --> 0:29:17.830 out and had a go at April for letting the 0:29:17.890 --> 0:29:20.650 dog wee on the grass. 0:29:21.250 --> 0:29:22.330 But in the medium strip? 0:29:23.050 --> 0:29:24.670 It doesn't, it just shouldn't matter. It's just wee on 0:29:24.690 --> 0:29:25.030 the grass. 0:29:25.050 --> 0:29:26.930 Did she know it was wee though or did she 0:29:26.950 --> 0:29:27.770 think she was going? 0:29:27.810 --> 0:29:29.330 Yeah, April was like, it's a wee. 0:29:30.280 --> 0:29:32.820 But the thing is, the lady would sit there and 0:29:32.880 --> 0:29:35.730 wait for people with their dogs. I was like, tell 0:29:35.770 --> 0:29:37.410 me which house it is now. And I was like, 0:29:37.430 --> 0:29:39.370 I'm not telling you. I'm like, okay, well, I'll find 0:29:39.410 --> 0:29:41.540 out on my own. because she has a crack at me. 0:29:41.560 --> 0:29:42.240 What does she want me to do? 0:29:42.280 --> 0:29:44.590 Bring a sponge around with me? She's got the cape on. 0:29:45.070 --> 0:29:48.110 Am I going to sponge up my dog's piss? It's 0:29:48.150 --> 0:29:48.530 going like. 0:29:48.550 --> 0:29:49.270 A sponge. 0:29:50.050 --> 0:29:50.900 Can I ask you? 0:29:51.490 --> 0:29:51.930 Ask away. 0:29:52.010 --> 0:29:55.880 Okay. Picking up dog poo, 100%. I get it. No 0:29:55.920 --> 0:29:56.520 one wants to. 0:29:56.520 --> 0:29:56.560 100%. 0:29:56.560 --> 0:29:59.020 Joking, joking, joking. It's okay. 0:29:59.040 --> 0:29:59.980 I always pretend to pick it up. 0:30:00.520 --> 0:30:01.200 No, I never. 0:30:01.400 --> 0:30:02.900 No, because if a child picks it up and eats 0:30:02.940 --> 0:30:04.570 it or puts it in their eye, they can lose it. 0:30:04.570 --> 0:30:05.530 What a stupid kid. 0:30:06.090 --> 0:30:07.190 Don't do that, Louis, like that. 0:30:07.210 --> 0:30:09.690 Oh, no. 0:30:10.050 --> 0:30:12.920 May I say something? If you have a nice garden, 0:30:13.160 --> 0:30:16.219 a front garden, I think it would be annoying if 0:30:16.460 --> 0:30:19.750 your dog wheeze on like a beautiful, because Buster's wheeze 0:30:19.790 --> 0:30:23.570 is like acid. It kills everything. And so sometimes there's 0:30:23.590 --> 0:30:25.990 like a nice house. Well, maybe that's why. Sometimes he'll 0:30:26.030 --> 0:30:28.150 go for the nice plants. And I'm like, oh, fuck. 0:30:28.170 --> 0:30:29.300 But this is the difference here. 0:30:29.380 --> 0:30:29.620 Go on. 0:30:29.680 --> 0:30:32.500 Boy dog, girl dog. Girl dog, no cock the leg. 0:30:32.620 --> 0:30:33.940 It's just straight down on the grass. 0:30:34.120 --> 0:30:36.490 Also, giant horse dog and tiny cat dog. 0:30:36.500 --> 0:30:36.980 Tiny little dog. 0:30:37.220 --> 0:30:39.940 Squee. Squee's about 12, no, not even, like six kilos. 0:30:39.960 --> 0:30:42.680 Are we really living in a world now, okay, and 0:30:42.720 --> 0:30:45.600 this is where, and I don't care for it, where 0:30:46.180 --> 0:30:48.480 not only do I have to worry about picking up 0:30:48.520 --> 0:30:52.850 my dog's shit, which is fine, but now I've got to, what, 0:30:52.870 --> 0:30:55.370 carry a sponge around to soak up my dog's piss. 0:30:55.670 --> 0:30:57.050 That's pretty much what she's saying. 0:30:57.470 --> 0:30:59.150 Grass is fair game. Right? 0:30:59.150 --> 0:30:59.470 100%. 0:30:59.470 --> 0:30:59.590 Yeah. 0:30:59.630 --> 0:30:59.750 Hmm. 0:31:01.310 --> 0:31:03.230 Outraged. And rightfully so. 0:31:03.280 --> 0:31:05.420 I feel sorry for that woman if you figure out 0:31:05.440 --> 0:31:06.480 which house she lives. 0:31:06.360 --> 0:31:07.580 On and knock on her door. 0:31:07.600 --> 0:31:10.260 But also, what sort of life is this peasant living 0:31:10.280 --> 0:31:11.880 that they've got to stand at their window? 0:31:12.060 --> 0:31:12.740 Ah, she's old. 0:31:12.760 --> 0:31:13.820 I feel like there's a. 0:31:13.810 --> 0:31:14.930 You just assumed she's old. 0:31:15.250 --> 0:31:17.240 How old was she? I don't know. She was old. 0:31:17.250 --> 0:31:18.150 Why tell me who she was? 0:31:18.210 --> 0:31:18.670 She was old. 0:31:19.010 --> 0:31:22.590 There's a group of people, sometimes they're men, sometimes they're women... 0:31:22.930 --> 0:31:26.770 who are just unhappy. But what makes them happy is 0:31:26.790 --> 0:31:28.350 to make other people unhappy. 0:31:28.550 --> 0:31:28.910 Well said. 0:31:29.410 --> 0:31:29.810 She's good. 0:31:29.830 --> 0:31:30.830 Misery loves company. 0:31:31.270 --> 0:31:33.180 Wait till I find this. 0:31:33.280 --> 0:31:34.080 Write that down. 0:31:34.380 --> 0:31:35.979 I'm going to take a piss in the garden myself. 0:31:37.100 --> 0:31:38.459 Okay, please don't. 0:31:38.480 --> 0:31:38.550 Why? 0:31:38.760 --> 0:31:41.680 Please don't do that. Why? Vic, breaking news. 0:31:42.060 --> 0:31:43.720 Yeah, on to something a little bit lighter. 0:31:44.160 --> 0:31:44.960 Or is it? 0:31:45.790 --> 0:31:47.410 We'll find out, won't we? 0:31:47.830 --> 0:31:49.220 Oh, you'll have a gripe about this one. 0:31:49.230 --> 0:31:49.570 Oh, great. 0:31:49.610 --> 0:31:50.050 Yay. 0:31:50.070 --> 0:31:50.140 Yay. 0:31:51.160 --> 0:31:52.510 You guys love getting me fired up. 0:31:52.520 --> 0:31:52.740 I know. 0:31:52.760 --> 0:31:53.160 I love that. 0:31:53.180 --> 0:31:54.480 You love rage baiting me. 0:31:54.700 --> 0:31:55.120 Yeah. 0:31:55.760 --> 0:31:56.800 I'm pretty chill otherwise. 0:31:56.860 --> 0:31:57.840 Mental note about that. 0:31:58.240 --> 0:31:59.740 Are you? What? 0:31:59.800 --> 0:32:00.620 No, you're very passionate. 0:32:00.640 --> 0:32:01.500 It's what we love about you. 0:32:01.520 --> 0:32:02.600 Lots of passion. Lots of passion. 0:32:02.940 --> 0:32:06.110 Well, a study of 6 million people found women experience 0:32:06.190 --> 0:32:10.210 more pain than men. The study looked at 6.1 million 0:32:10.250 --> 0:32:15.500 people aged 5 to over 100 from 118 countries. Researchers 0:32:15.600 --> 0:32:19.400 categorised pain across 11 anatomical sites, including the head, back, 0:32:19.580 --> 0:32:24.720 stomach or abdomen, hip and knee. All participants self-reported their pain. 0:32:25.020 --> 0:32:25.790 What about testicles? 0:32:27.200 --> 0:32:29.610 TBC. That was taken off. 0:32:29.850 --> 0:32:34.270 Across all 11 anatomical sites, women reported more pain than men. 0:32:34.630 --> 0:32:37.910 The gap between men and women was largest for facial pain, 0:32:38.050 --> 0:32:40.410 headaches and stomach or abdominal pain. 0:32:40.930 --> 0:32:42.550 Is that because you guys have the periods? 0:32:42.930 --> 0:32:44.130 I would say that's a big part of it. 0:32:44.840 --> 0:32:45.420 The periods. 0:32:46.760 --> 0:32:49.380 I wouldn't be laughing actually because we are getting Jackie 0:32:49.420 --> 0:32:52.290 back soon and she is going to help you understand 0:32:52.330 --> 0:32:53.410 what period pain is like. 0:32:53.550 --> 0:32:55.390 I'm laughing at the way he said it. 0:32:55.530 --> 0:32:57.310 I said periods because I knew it would get a 0:32:57.330 --> 0:32:58.090 laugh out of me. 0:32:58.170 --> 0:32:59.910 No, he said the periods. 0:33:00.150 --> 0:33:03.470 He said the periods knowing it would scratch my itch. 0:33:03.580 --> 0:33:05.880 Yeah. Can I ask you a question, Vic? Have you 0:33:05.920 --> 0:33:07.140 ever broken a bone in your body? 0:33:07.900 --> 0:33:08.800 Only like a toe. 0:33:08.820 --> 0:33:10.440 Okay. All right. 0:33:10.460 --> 0:33:12.120 Poor toes. Like I'm more than just a toe. 0:33:12.220 --> 0:33:12.400 Okay. 0:33:12.480 --> 0:33:15.410 So... I've broken my arm before. 0:33:15.910 --> 0:33:16.370 Tell us about it. 0:33:16.990 --> 0:33:18.270 I tripped over on the concrete. 0:33:18.530 --> 0:33:18.950 How old were you? 0:33:19.390 --> 0:33:21.590 It's hard to talk about, but I was grade four. 0:33:21.610 --> 0:33:23.130 Have you broken a bone? 0:33:23.250 --> 0:33:24.510 Why is that hard to talk about? 0:33:25.150 --> 0:33:27.690 It's not really. It's a dramatic effect. 0:33:27.930 --> 0:33:30.330 Not a trauma involved. I've broken ribs. 0:33:31.050 --> 0:33:33.870 Okay. Well, I don't want to question that study and 0:33:33.910 --> 0:33:35.650 also put doubt in the minds of people who are 0:33:35.670 --> 0:33:39.260 listening right now, but- It seems like we had more 0:33:39.320 --> 0:33:40.820 pain than you also. 0:33:42.640 --> 0:33:45.330 Is the study, is the study who can withhold more pain? 0:33:45.970 --> 0:33:47.710 No, who experiences. 0:33:47.930 --> 0:33:48.800 Who feel pain more. 0:33:48.820 --> 0:33:51.300 And also, Ash follows Manly in the footies, so imagine 0:33:51.320 --> 0:33:53.560 him in pain every single weekend. That's awful. 0:33:53.580 --> 0:33:54.400 That's emotional pain. 0:33:54.800 --> 0:33:57.880 Still counts. Okay, so let me just understand this. It's 0:33:57.920 --> 0:34:00.740 not who can tolerate it more. It's who feels it 0:34:00.830 --> 0:34:03.710 the most in the moment or as trauma. 0:34:04.050 --> 0:34:07.130 We experience more pain than men. 0:34:07.230 --> 0:34:10.610 Okay, could there be a world where the men are 0:34:10.630 --> 0:34:12.609 trying to say, no, I'm fine. yeah and they're like 0:34:12.969 --> 0:34:14.759 oh you do that's true you do have a bro 0:34:14.780 --> 0:34:17.920 because it's self-reporting pain right so the men could be 0:34:17.940 --> 0:34:19.940 like no i'm absolutely good they're like timmy you're in 0:34:20.000 --> 0:34:20.560 hospital and. 0:34:20.520 --> 0:34:22.920 He's like no i'm sweet that sounds about right and 0:34:22.960 --> 0:34:25.770 but women are more honest yeah so kudos to you 0:34:25.810 --> 0:34:28.710 guys because i think we would go i know if 0:34:28.830 --> 0:34:31.009 someone's like is that hurt i'm like no and then 0:34:31.070 --> 0:34:32.970 it'll be like you'd be like yeah it hurts already 0:34:33.010 --> 0:34:35.200 but then i'd be like trying to withhold and also 0:34:35.239 --> 0:34:36.569 it's competitive I mean. 0:34:36.610 --> 0:34:40.010 The study was aimed at helping better understand how pain 0:34:40.030 --> 0:34:42.770 can be managed and prevented, particularly in young people, because 0:34:42.790 --> 0:34:44.850 they found that young people were reporting pain more than 0:34:45.110 --> 0:34:48.129 older people. So anyone under 40 was reporting more pain 0:34:48.150 --> 0:34:51.919 than 40 plus, probably because people 40 plus just like 0:34:52.219 --> 0:34:53.540 fucking get on with it. 0:34:54.180 --> 0:34:57.240 Fucking get on with it, Kat. 0:34:58.040 --> 0:34:59.700 We don't have time. 0:34:59.719 --> 0:35:02.690 That was a bit of real Vic slipping in there. 0:35:02.730 --> 0:35:06.650 So anyway, we have to fucking pour for it. So anyway, 0:35:06.670 --> 0:35:09.870 let me go back and have some tea. 0:35:10.070 --> 0:35:12.270 But we don't have fucking time. 0:35:13.010 --> 0:35:14.220 Just get on with it. 0:35:14.420 --> 0:35:14.840 I mean. 0:35:14.860 --> 0:35:15.479 I mean. 0:35:15.500 --> 0:35:16.720 See you, everyone. 0:35:16.739 --> 0:35:19.660 He's going to cry. 0:35:19.800 --> 0:35:20.960 He's going to cry. 0:35:21.560 --> 0:35:22.180 Oh, excuse me. 0:35:22.440 --> 0:35:26.350 Okay, there's some really interesting studies out and about now 0:35:26.410 --> 0:35:29.570 about pain and pain receptors, okay, especially in the brain. 0:35:30.050 --> 0:35:31.100 I'm going to have a scar under my eye. 0:35:31.110 --> 0:35:31.950 There's people out. 0:35:31.830 --> 0:35:34.770 There that don't feel pain whatsoever and it's actually really 0:35:34.810 --> 0:35:37.660 dangerous because they hurt themselves, they could be bleeding. 0:35:37.719 --> 0:35:38.780 This is me. 0:35:39.080 --> 0:35:41.200 I have a really high pain threshold. 0:35:41.239 --> 0:35:45.759 No, there's people that clinically do not feel pain, Vic. 0:35:45.860 --> 0:35:50.080 It's a condition. You're like, me too. I want to 0:35:50.100 --> 0:35:50.940 fucking get old. 0:35:51.160 --> 0:35:53.540 I want to validate her feelings. Continue, Vic. 0:35:54.100 --> 0:35:57.759 I have had a pin in my foot. for over 0:35:57.780 --> 0:36:01.020 a month now bragging about it and i can't get 0:36:01.060 --> 0:36:02.299 it out so you're. 0:36:01.980 --> 0:36:04.239 Just like i'll live with it that's adhd yeah you're 0:36:04.260 --> 0:36:05.560 just like it's like i got a light bulb in 0:36:05.580 --> 0:36:06.580 my foot i just live with. 0:36:06.480 --> 0:36:08.819 It i know i can't though and my chiro said 0:36:08.840 --> 0:36:10.680 i had to get it out and if any dodo 0:36:10.719 --> 0:36:12.239 knows how to get something out i don't know if 0:36:12.300 --> 0:36:14.410 i should go to special care or if i. 0:36:14.370 --> 0:36:15.830 Should just chop your foot off and get on with 0:36:15.850 --> 0:36:17.170 it i know. 0:36:17.050 --> 0:36:18.670 Dan's like should we amputate. 0:36:19.450 --> 0:36:21.450 Is the skin grown over. 0:36:21.270 --> 0:36:24.160 Yeah I stepped on a drawing pin. 0:36:24.180 --> 0:36:25.880 How did you get your light bulb out? 0:36:25.920 --> 0:36:26.490 I stepped on it. 0:36:26.719 --> 0:36:27.340 But how did you get it out? 0:36:27.360 --> 0:36:29.739 It's still in it. Every few years it resurfaces. 0:36:30.120 --> 0:36:31.980 I can feel it. It kind of reminds me that 0:36:32.000 --> 0:36:32.460 I'm alive. 0:36:32.480 --> 0:36:33.140 That's great. 0:36:33.450 --> 0:36:34.710 Does it make you walk differently? 0:36:34.730 --> 0:36:36.450 Well, it makes me walk faster on that foot. 0:36:37.070 --> 0:36:38.170 So I don't want to put as much pressure on it. 0:36:38.170 --> 0:36:42.380 So I'm like, makes sense. Anyway, there's a lot of studies, 0:36:42.430 --> 0:36:45.920 really interesting studies, about pain receptors. What they're doing is 0:36:45.960 --> 0:36:49.120 they're taking your nerves from someone who doesn't feel pain 0:36:49.219 --> 0:36:51.799 and inserting into people who have chronic pain all the 0:36:51.840 --> 0:36:52.980 time to see if it alleviates. 0:36:53.120 --> 0:36:53.719 Wow. 0:36:53.780 --> 0:36:54.380 It's very clever. 0:36:54.420 --> 0:36:55.160 Very smart. 0:36:55.340 --> 0:36:58.930 Pain is tough, especially for people who have pins in 0:36:58.950 --> 0:36:59.190 their feet. 0:36:59.210 --> 0:36:59.770 Pins in their feet. 0:36:59.790 --> 0:37:00.350 Debilitating. 0:37:00.410 --> 0:37:01.270 Some people have debilitating. 0:37:01.310 --> 0:37:03.630 Like my mom is in pain all the time. 0:37:03.650 --> 0:37:04.170 Same with my mom. 0:37:04.530 --> 0:37:07.390 Yeah my mom does too me too and my dad 0:37:08.450 --> 0:37:11.370 anyway so what you're saying is you guys feel it. 0:37:11.330 --> 0:37:13.790 More than us we experience it more what does that 0:37:13.830 --> 0:37:19.279 mean oh well because like on a monthly basis like 0:37:19.300 --> 0:37:21.620 i had a period this month that literally i could 0:37:21.680 --> 0:37:24.800 not get out of bed and it was so yeah 0:37:25.100 --> 0:37:27.240 yeah it was awful and i was like this fucking 0:37:27.280 --> 0:37:29.460 sucks you could just get on with it or I did. 0:37:29.640 --> 0:37:30.719 I had to fucking do this show. 0:37:30.739 --> 0:37:33.100 Didn't I? Did it make you forget about the pin, though, 0:37:33.120 --> 0:37:33.460 for a bit? 0:37:33.640 --> 0:37:33.959 It did. 0:37:35.140 --> 0:37:35.779 Silver lining. 0:37:36.239 --> 0:37:38.070 One pain replaced with another. 0:37:38.130 --> 0:37:39.650 I was like, oh, you just learned to live with it, 0:37:39.690 --> 0:37:40.629 but still there. 0:37:40.690 --> 0:37:42.850 Please, any medical professionals who are listening and want to 0:37:42.890 --> 0:37:45.390 help Vic out, by the end of this year, we 0:37:45.770 --> 0:37:46.870 will remove that pin. 0:37:47.270 --> 0:37:49.030 Didn't we try this before? 0:37:49.230 --> 0:37:49.870 I don't think we have. 0:37:49.910 --> 0:37:51.750 There was nothing similar to this where it was like. 0:37:51.770 --> 0:37:54.320 I put that cream... Oh, it like draws it out. 0:37:54.330 --> 0:37:54.870 Drawing cream. 0:37:54.930 --> 0:37:56.310 Yeah, you can do, Vegemite will do the same thing. 0:37:56.390 --> 0:37:58.259 I put drawing cream on there. I went to the 0:37:58.320 --> 0:38:01.219 baths last night that can also, has magnesium in it, 0:38:01.320 --> 0:38:02.440 so it helps draw it out. 0:38:02.600 --> 0:38:03.280 Try Vegemite. 0:38:03.480 --> 0:38:06.160 We've tried to like squeeze it out. It's just, it's 0:38:06.280 --> 0:38:08.739 so far in there. I stepped on a drawing pin 0:38:08.820 --> 0:38:09.940 and it must have snapped off. 0:38:10.120 --> 0:38:10.480 Yeah. 0:38:10.580 --> 0:38:11.520 And it's right in there. 0:38:11.840 --> 0:38:12.660 Try Vegemite. 0:38:12.680 --> 0:38:13.740 Why Vegemite? 0:38:13.760 --> 0:38:15.640 Vegemite draws things out of the skin. They used to 0:38:15.660 --> 0:38:16.520 do it a lot with like splinter. 0:38:16.540 --> 0:38:17.779 More than magnesium paste? 0:38:17.900 --> 0:38:18.860 Or get a splinter probe. 0:38:19.320 --> 0:38:20.779 So what you do is splinter probe, you go in 0:38:20.820 --> 0:38:22.880 and around it and then you can actually scoop it out. 0:38:23.330 --> 0:38:24.750 It'll hurt, but then it will heal. 0:38:24.989 --> 0:38:27.990 Hey, everyone, stand by. We will follow this story. 0:38:28.610 --> 0:38:29.290 Can you do it to me? 0:38:30.610 --> 0:38:35.069 I'm married, Vic. Oscar started to do something that I've 0:38:35.150 --> 0:38:38.350 picked up on. Last night I actually noticed it. And 0:38:38.510 --> 0:38:40.549 we were talking about the Rugby League World Cup, which 0:38:40.590 --> 0:38:40.870 is on. 0:38:40.810 --> 0:38:41.350 At the moment. 0:38:41.530 --> 0:38:43.770 And you know how obsessed with Rugby League he is. 0:38:44.950 --> 0:38:46.700 And we were talking about team lists. 0:38:46.820 --> 0:38:49.540 He just loves seeing who's on the team, what number, 0:38:49.580 --> 0:38:51.460 where they're playing, all this sort of stuff for every team, 0:38:51.500 --> 0:38:52.700 not just the team he wants to follow. 0:38:53.300 --> 0:38:54.380 I was like, oh, I don't know, man. 0:38:54.480 --> 0:38:56.680 I don't know that every team and every player or whatever. 0:38:56.700 --> 0:38:59.319 I was just busy doing something else. And then while 0:38:59.360 --> 0:39:01.000 I was in the kitchen, I was making them dinner. 0:39:01.020 --> 0:39:02.279 I was making them dinner. And then I see him 0:39:02.320 --> 0:39:05.800 walk past with the phone and he's figured out AI. 0:39:06.580 --> 0:39:09.700 So now he's talking into the AI to get his answers, 0:39:10.160 --> 0:39:13.140 but it's for absolutely everything. So he had this Pokemon 0:39:13.180 --> 0:39:15.750 card and I was like, oh, let's see what this 0:39:15.790 --> 0:39:18.730 Pokemon card's worth because you can Google online. And then 0:39:18.830 --> 0:39:21.950 he was going through his Pokemon cards and I hear. 0:39:21.790 --> 0:39:26.130 This, how much is Charizard? And I was like, who 0:39:26.150 --> 0:39:26.960 the fuck is he talking to? 0:39:26.969 --> 0:39:27.529 Who is he talking to? 0:39:27.630 --> 0:39:30.390 Walk in, he's talking to April's phone. He's finding April's phone. 0:39:30.810 --> 0:39:33.239 So he's pretty much gained a new friend. 0:39:33.640 --> 0:39:34.239 ChatGBT? 0:39:34.510 --> 0:39:36.080 It must be ChatGBT because he's. 0:39:36.080 --> 0:39:39.140 Just talking to it. It's pretty fucking amazing. I will 0:39:39.520 --> 0:39:41.359 go out there and say I know that at some 0:39:41.420 --> 0:39:43.640 point it will turn on us and the world will end. 0:39:43.719 --> 0:39:44.279 I've accepted it. 0:39:44.700 --> 0:39:45.460 I've accepted it. 0:39:45.460 --> 0:39:47.120 It makes me so depressed. 0:39:47.180 --> 0:39:49.410 You can be depressed or you can accept it. 0:39:49.420 --> 0:39:51.500 I know, but I think about our kids. 0:39:51.520 --> 0:39:55.260 Just get on with it. What was your attitude about this? 0:39:55.280 --> 0:39:57.719 You're like, oh, just pain. It's fine. I'm fine with pain. 0:39:57.760 --> 0:39:59.900 It is. But someone telling me it's important for me. 0:40:00.020 --> 0:40:02.120 I don't know. It's the end of the world we're 0:40:02.140 --> 0:40:05.209 talking about. It's probably valid to be concerned. But we 0:40:05.230 --> 0:40:07.549 can't fight these billionaire oligarchs. 0:40:07.910 --> 0:40:08.970 That is a great word. 0:40:09.070 --> 0:40:10.469 I know, isn't it? 0:40:10.510 --> 0:40:13.970 Who gave you that? That's a nana word. No, that's Laura. 0:40:14.430 --> 0:40:15.030 No, it's a nana. 0:40:15.340 --> 0:40:15.640 Nana. 0:40:15.920 --> 0:40:17.100 They're oligarchs. 0:40:17.980 --> 0:40:19.980 It is a good word. The thing I don't understand 0:40:20.040 --> 0:40:23.760 about AI, though, is that if there was a country 0:40:23.820 --> 0:40:27.359 coming to invade that was going to wipe out 90% 0:40:27.360 --> 0:40:28.090 of the population. 0:40:28.110 --> 0:40:28.250 Sure. 0:40:28.489 --> 0:40:29.230 We would stop them. 0:40:29.350 --> 0:40:30.710 I can answer that question for you right now. 0:40:30.810 --> 0:40:31.070 Money. 0:40:31.469 --> 0:40:32.469 No, it's something to shoot at. 0:40:32.890 --> 0:40:33.310 Or a disease. 0:40:33.330 --> 0:40:34.250 If there was a disease coming. 0:40:34.270 --> 0:40:35.820 There'd be physical people to shoot at. 0:40:35.989 --> 0:40:37.070 If there was a disease coming, they would stop it. 0:40:37.070 --> 0:40:37.989 Because people are making too much money. 0:40:38.090 --> 0:40:39.610 People are making too much money. Anyway, we're going to 0:40:39.650 --> 0:40:40.290 go down a rabbit hole. 0:40:40.310 --> 0:40:41.650 What's the point in having money if we are dead? 0:40:41.690 --> 0:40:44.850 People are like, oh, the bloody podcast has put their alfoil. 0:40:44.469 --> 0:40:45.939 Hats on again. You never know, though. You never know. 0:40:45.960 --> 0:40:47.500 One day you can turn around and we all just 0:40:47.540 --> 0:40:48.080 have all this money. 0:40:48.560 --> 0:40:50.440 You don't know. No, they're not going to. Let's be honest. 0:40:51.900 --> 0:40:53.720 They're like all those fucking Pokemon questions. 0:40:53.940 --> 0:40:54.180 I know. 0:40:54.320 --> 0:40:57.540 We can't handle it anymore. Smite that kid first. 0:40:58.239 --> 0:41:00.810 My kids love it because they love it for stories. 0:41:00.950 --> 0:41:04.029 That's good. My story is now a shithouse. I do 0:41:04.070 --> 0:41:06.740 a made-up story and they're like, can you just ask ChatGPT? 0:41:07.200 --> 0:41:08.140 And I'm like, oh. 0:41:08.219 --> 0:41:08.720 That hurts. 0:41:09.020 --> 0:41:11.320 Yeah, they're like, I'm like, do you want to cuddle? Like, no, 0:41:11.360 --> 0:41:12.920 we just want to say goodnight to ChatGPT. 0:41:12.960 --> 0:41:13.919 You're telling that you're an author? 0:41:14.239 --> 0:41:16.239 I did, but now I have to tell Marley that 0:41:16.520 --> 0:41:19.260 it sucks up the water. Every time you ask a question, 0:41:19.280 --> 0:41:20.880 it like takes away a tree. It does. 0:41:21.820 --> 0:41:23.890 That's what I don't understand about all this stuff. They're like, 0:41:23.910 --> 0:41:25.509 do you know how much water it uses? It's like, 0:41:25.650 --> 0:41:28.850 I have not once, it's not once shown me any water. 0:41:28.870 --> 0:41:30.969 Fucking hell. 0:41:31.640 --> 0:41:33.300 It's to cool the cooling systems. 0:41:33.480 --> 0:41:33.719 Oh, okay. 0:41:33.739 --> 0:41:35.779 All right, all right, all right. I was just waiting 0:41:35.800 --> 0:41:36.779 for the water to come out. 0:41:36.800 --> 0:41:38.560 I was just waiting for a glass of water. 0:41:38.580 --> 0:41:41.220 Yeah, I was going to say the water is scarce 0:41:41.260 --> 0:41:41.860 around here. 0:41:41.920 --> 0:41:43.879 A little thirsty. 0:41:43.940 --> 0:41:45.700 That is a good parenting hack, though. I've started to 0:41:45.739 --> 0:41:47.670 do that with Lily and Lily, and they love it 0:41:47.690 --> 0:41:49.990 because it comes up with such a great little adventure. 0:41:50.270 --> 0:41:52.710 We did one about ninjas, and then they just pissed 0:41:52.730 --> 0:41:56.129 themselves laughing about Lily's ninja weapon was a banana. Which 0:41:56.230 --> 0:41:57.509 ChatGPT came up with. 0:41:57.550 --> 0:41:57.890 Clever. 0:41:57.910 --> 0:41:58.860 I'm like, bravo. 0:41:58.950 --> 0:42:01.200 Oh, no, that's very good. It is good. 0:42:01.400 --> 0:42:02.900 Like I said, I've accepted that it's going to kill me. 0:42:03.219 --> 0:42:06.239 Marley was recording a song and she was like, here 0:42:06.260 --> 0:42:08.819 are some vocals, Dad, and just put it in the ChatGPT. 0:42:09.700 --> 0:42:10.360 So casual. 0:42:10.440 --> 0:42:14.910 This is the original. Baby, oh, I just think you're crazy, 0:42:15.010 --> 0:42:16.930 but you make me so lazy. 0:42:17.590 --> 0:42:18.610 Oh, so lazy. 0:42:19.800 --> 0:42:23.460 When I look up into the sky, yeah, you just 0:42:23.520 --> 0:42:24.860 say goodbye. 0:42:25.280 --> 0:42:26.330 Yeah, goodbye. 0:42:27.489 --> 0:42:28.490 Right? Good, right? 0:42:28.630 --> 0:42:29.210 Very good. 0:42:29.230 --> 0:42:31.290 Put your fucking hands up. That's very good. 0:42:31.310 --> 0:42:32.330 Watch out, Ariana Grande. 0:42:32.350 --> 0:42:34.150 That's good. And then I said. 0:42:34.510 --> 0:42:35.470 Wait, that was the original. 0:42:35.510 --> 0:42:36.910 That was the original. 0:42:37.090 --> 0:42:40.779 Marley, that was very good. 0:42:41.160 --> 0:42:43.000 You should do a pep song for her netball that 0:42:43.040 --> 0:42:43.799 she can listen to. 0:42:43.900 --> 0:42:46.500 Don't show that to Sony without getting any money first. 0:42:46.960 --> 0:42:49.140 You know how Ash did it with Oscar's soccer team 0:42:49.160 --> 0:42:50.200 and then I did it with Louis. 0:42:50.500 --> 0:42:50.779 Rugby team? 0:42:50.800 --> 0:42:54.060 Oh, yeah. You make it like a pump-up song. But 0:42:54.100 --> 0:42:54.920 Marley's lyrics. 0:42:54.940 --> 0:42:55.479 That'd be cool. 0:42:55.560 --> 0:42:57.160 Where did you do that in? Suno. 0:42:57.600 --> 0:43:00.420 You can go to Suno and create a song. You 0:43:00.460 --> 0:43:01.969 just have to put in the lyrics and the vibe 0:43:02.010 --> 0:43:04.009 of the song and then it'll create a song for you. 0:43:04.410 --> 0:43:05.629 Fun hack for parents out there. 0:43:05.650 --> 0:43:07.240 Hang on. I'll just play the.... 0:43:08.330 --> 0:43:10.529 Can I also just say what ChatGPT is really good at? 0:43:10.550 --> 0:43:11.590 GPT. ChatGPT. 0:43:12.210 --> 0:43:14.069 What ChatGPT? 0:43:14.090 --> 0:43:17.299 What it's really good for is... If you're traveling and 0:43:17.340 --> 0:43:20.080 you type in where you are and what time and 0:43:20.100 --> 0:43:22.320 you're like, well, what can we do at around this time? 0:43:22.660 --> 0:43:24.390 It literally gives you a schedule if you want to 0:43:24.410 --> 0:43:26.930 follow it, which is pretty cool. If you're like, I'm 0:43:26.969 --> 0:43:28.870 interested in this, this, this, when can I do it? 0:43:28.989 --> 0:43:30.830 That's cool. What time is it open? How much is it? 0:43:30.830 --> 0:43:31.069 Okay. 0:43:31.130 --> 0:43:32.090 And give you a full breakdown. 0:43:32.620 --> 0:43:36.549 Chat GBT, it is amazing, except when it comes to 0:43:36.590 --> 0:43:38.730 making songs. So we did the vocals and I was like, 0:43:38.770 --> 0:43:40.390 let's put it in Chat GBT and see what it 0:43:40.430 --> 0:43:43.069 comes out with. And Marley was so excited. She was like, 0:43:43.090 --> 0:43:44.359 fuck yeah, let's go. 0:43:44.400 --> 0:43:46.200 And it was like rendering. 0:43:46.440 --> 0:43:49.800 Almost there, like 50%. She was like, I can't wait. 0:43:49.860 --> 0:43:51.860 It's going to be amazing. And then it came out 0:43:51.880 --> 0:43:52.219 with this. 0:43:54.310 --> 0:43:57.609 Oh, I just think you're crazy, but you make me 0:43:57.660 --> 0:43:58.660 so lazy. 0:43:59.280 --> 0:44:05.040 Oh, I'm so lazy. When I look up into the sky, yeah, 0:44:05.080 --> 0:44:09.060 you just say goodbye. Yeah, goodbye. 0:44:10.120 --> 0:44:11.629 Yeah, Jeff, your video was lazy that day. 0:44:11.770 --> 0:44:13.629 Yeah, not enough water left. 0:44:14.040 --> 0:44:17.239 What I learned when I made the song was ChatGP 0:44:17.280 --> 0:44:19.580 doesn't have audio features. 0:44:19.660 --> 0:44:20.200 Clearly. 0:44:20.340 --> 0:44:20.980 So Suno. 0:44:21.360 --> 0:44:21.920 Suno. 0:44:22.180 --> 0:44:24.040 Can you send me that song and I will quickly 0:44:24.080 --> 0:44:24.790 make one up for you? 0:44:24.820 --> 0:44:25.560 Oh, yeah, do it. 0:44:25.580 --> 0:44:26.200 Like right now? 0:44:26.239 --> 0:44:26.529 Yeah. 0:44:26.840 --> 0:44:27.640 Is that quick? Yeah. 0:44:28.090 --> 0:44:28.610 So good. 0:44:28.950 --> 0:44:30.730 What sort of vibe would you like for this song? 0:44:30.770 --> 0:44:33.290 Anything poppy. Yeah, I think it's a great song. 0:44:33.489 --> 0:44:36.750 Did you write those lyrics? 0:44:36.770 --> 0:44:39.969 Yeah. Wow. I got Macy a, it's a frozen digital camera, 0:44:39.989 --> 0:44:42.770 like the frozen thing. from Singapore and it's like got 0:44:42.810 --> 0:44:45.129 like a little SD card but the photos it's like 0:44:45.170 --> 0:44:46.930 such a bad call but all I hear now is 0:44:47.390 --> 0:44:51.270 because it takes a yeah yeah yeah it's like noxiously 0:44:51.310 --> 0:44:55.250 loud and she's like the battery's dead I'm like that's 0:44:55.270 --> 0:44:59.310 because you've taken 2,000 photos anything and everything I was 0:44:59.350 --> 0:45:01.290 like I saw sleep I was pretending to be asleep 0:45:01.310 --> 0:45:04.089 this morning and I hear this I look over. 0:45:04.010 --> 0:45:05.370 And I'm like do you mind. 0:45:06.570 --> 0:45:08.549 So they give you a few options so you can 0:45:08.610 --> 0:45:11.730 choose this is the first option Better be good. What? 0:45:11.910 --> 0:45:16.009 That sounds like Zara Lawson. I saw Zara Lawson on 0:45:16.350 --> 0:45:38.160 the weekend. Oh, my God! 0:45:38.340 --> 0:45:40.440 You take that back to Marley right away. 0:45:40.460 --> 0:45:41.080 Turn it up! 0:45:49.400 --> 0:45:52.900 It gets better and better. 0:45:59.230 --> 0:46:01.210 Okay, that's one option. Here's another one. 0:46:01.250 --> 0:46:02.230 Can we get a grunge? 0:46:02.590 --> 0:46:03.609 Yeah, you can. 0:46:04.150 --> 0:46:04.770 Oh, my God. 0:46:04.790 --> 0:46:05.930 Is that just all her lyrics? 0:46:05.950 --> 0:46:12.580 Look at Big producing. Producer Big? It's a pretty. 0:46:13.540 --> 0:46:15.520 Good go. Put your fucking hands up. 0:46:15.660 --> 0:46:16.770 And then this is the third one. 0:46:26.960 --> 0:46:29.180 Oh, no, that was the original. 0:46:29.400 --> 0:46:32.240 You know when it's like T-Pain without autotune. 0:46:33.540 --> 0:46:33.960 That was great. 0:46:33.980 --> 0:46:34.940 Can you send me those? 0:46:35.000 --> 0:46:37.040 That's good. Oh, I'm just going to get a big 0:46:37.060 --> 0:46:37.640 head with that. 0:46:37.660 --> 0:46:38.219 I know. 0:46:38.320 --> 0:46:38.760 Oh, God. 0:46:39.120 --> 0:46:41.890 I'm like, be careful because we have to save the 0:46:41.930 --> 0:46:44.649 water from AI. And now I'm just like, let's make 0:46:44.650 --> 0:46:46.049 20,000 songs in a day. 0:46:46.070 --> 0:46:47.989 We're going for a drought, kids. 0:46:48.330 --> 0:46:49.730 Do you want to hear a grunge version? 0:46:49.770 --> 0:46:50.750 Yeah, I want to hear grunge. 0:46:51.170 --> 0:46:54.270 Please be good. That was. That's sensational. 0:46:54.469 --> 0:46:56.350 I saw Zara Larsson. I forgot to tell you, I 0:46:56.390 --> 0:46:58.890 saw Zara Larsson on the weekend. Last weekend. Weekend before 0:46:58.910 --> 0:47:00.250 when I was in Singapore. She played at F1. 0:47:00.590 --> 0:47:01.049 How was she? 0:47:01.290 --> 0:47:03.830 She was safe for about two seconds of one song. 0:47:03.890 --> 0:47:04.109 Nice. 0:47:04.630 --> 0:47:07.660 Honestly, so many teeny boppers like go to the F1 0:47:07.680 --> 0:47:08.070 for that. 0:47:08.760 --> 0:47:09.260 Here we. 0:47:11.100 --> 0:47:14.180 Go. 0:47:14.300 --> 0:47:14.759 Not for me. 0:47:15.100 --> 0:47:21.380 Paramore. 0:47:21.960 --> 0:47:22.900 Very Paramore. 0:47:27.489 --> 0:47:28.790 Oh, yeah. 0:47:29.170 --> 0:47:30.110 I want that one. 0:47:31.170 --> 0:47:31.920 That's my favorite one. 0:47:31.950 --> 0:47:33.190 That's a little hectic for the mornings. 0:47:33.489 --> 0:47:34.670 I love that one. 0:47:34.690 --> 0:47:36.930 But I'm sure there's a way you can use her 0:47:37.070 --> 0:47:37.650 audio in it. 0:47:37.770 --> 0:47:38.450 Thank you for that. 0:47:38.570 --> 0:47:40.419 But it's such a good little hack. 0:47:40.880 --> 0:47:41.680 What's the app called? 0:47:41.700 --> 0:47:42.180 Suno.com. 0:47:42.219 --> 0:47:42.680 Suno. 0:47:42.920 --> 0:47:44.240 And you can join for free. 0:47:44.540 --> 0:47:44.959 It's so fun. 0:47:45.000 --> 0:47:49.140 I'm sure, I'm positive that it's absolutely skimming all my 0:47:49.180 --> 0:47:51.410 data and in a couple of years' time, it'll hack 0:47:51.430 --> 0:47:53.270 into my bank account, take all my money, and I'll 0:47:53.290 --> 0:47:53.610 be like, what? 0:47:54.270 --> 0:47:55.210 I've accepted it. 0:47:55.230 --> 0:47:57.209 And all I'll have is these fucking songs being like. 0:47:57.230 --> 0:47:58.049 But for now it's so fun. 0:47:58.070 --> 0:47:58.550 Yeah, yeah. 0:47:58.650 --> 0:48:00.670 I know, for now. I'm not worried about the future. 0:48:00.690 --> 0:48:01.549 I'm worried about now. 0:48:01.790 --> 0:48:04.489 Hey, just really quickly, one quick story before we go. 0:48:04.510 --> 0:48:04.590 Yeah. 0:48:05.530 --> 0:48:06.610 I need to thank my wife. 0:48:07.030 --> 0:48:07.350 Go on. 0:48:07.390 --> 0:48:08.549 She's a hero. Okay. 0:48:08.750 --> 0:48:10.330 She's a hero. Again, the airport too. 0:48:10.830 --> 0:48:12.890 She didn't help me in the airport scenario. That was 0:48:13.170 --> 0:48:14.070 the Jetstar employee. 0:48:14.210 --> 0:48:15.630 Oh, yeah, that's right. 0:48:15.690 --> 0:48:16.549 Actually, forget about it. 0:48:16.830 --> 0:48:19.379 So there are some jobs that I just will not do. 0:48:19.390 --> 0:48:20.680 Righto. 0:48:21.270 --> 0:48:23.610 Yeah, you bloody pussy. 0:48:23.910 --> 0:48:26.870 Yeah, you fucking coward. 0:48:29.600 --> 0:48:31.380 Vic, are you drinking a VB? 0:48:31.440 --> 0:48:32.020 I am. 0:48:32.060 --> 0:48:32.800 What of it, cunt? 0:48:33.120 --> 0:48:33.560 She's like. 0:48:35.000 --> 0:48:35.980 I love a ginger beer. 0:48:36.000 --> 0:48:37.549 Shut up and get on with it. 0:48:38.380 --> 0:48:41.080 So I've kind of fallen into the role of wiping 0:48:41.120 --> 0:48:44.500 Lola's bottom, which, like, it's nice because this is the 0:48:44.560 --> 0:48:47.560 only time I'm allowed to get, like, have time with 0:48:47.600 --> 0:48:48.380 her one-on-one. 0:48:48.400 --> 0:48:49.140 Wipe my shit. 0:48:49.239 --> 0:48:49.920 Yeah, yeah. 0:48:49.960 --> 0:48:50.700 Desperate times. 0:48:50.900 --> 0:48:53.719 And I'm like, I'll take it. Yes, honey! Thank you 0:48:53.739 --> 0:48:59.540 so much. And it's sad because it's true. LAUGHTER But 0:49:00.000 --> 0:49:02.239 she was playing with a ring. So she's put the 0:49:02.280 --> 0:49:04.980 ring on the floor and then she's also been like, Dad, 0:49:05.070 --> 0:49:06.760 I'm ready. And I'm like, coming, master. 0:49:06.910 --> 0:49:07.930 Come and wipe my ring. 0:49:07.950 --> 0:49:12.370 It wasn't like a Tony May ring. 0:49:12.410 --> 0:49:12.730 Was it? 0:49:12.730 --> 0:49:14.920 No, it was like a little cheapy ring. Gotcha. So 0:49:14.930 --> 0:49:15.560 it was Tony May. 0:49:15.580 --> 0:49:20.100 Oh! I didn't want to say it. 0:49:20.760 --> 0:49:24.370 So then I'm wiping Lola's bum and then there's like 0:49:24.469 --> 0:49:27.230 job done. Normally it's like a one wipe scenario with Lola. 0:49:27.250 --> 0:49:29.689 She's nice and clean. And then I get the ring 0:49:29.830 --> 0:49:33.080 and I, you know, my bathroom downstairs, behind the bathroom 0:49:33.120 --> 0:49:34.640 is that little ledge. Which one? 0:49:34.780 --> 0:49:35.490 Oh, God, shut up. 0:49:35.700 --> 0:49:36.960 There's only one downstairs. 0:49:37.320 --> 0:49:37.960 That we know of. 0:49:39.700 --> 0:49:42.640 So I go to lob the ring onto the ledge 0:49:42.680 --> 0:49:47.250 that's behind the toilet and it bounces, ricochets off the 0:49:47.310 --> 0:49:51.610 back wall, up in the air, straight down, plumb in 0:49:51.650 --> 0:49:53.630 the middle of the toilet bowl. 0:49:53.950 --> 0:49:54.489 Into the poop. 0:49:54.830 --> 0:49:57.029 Into the poo. And Lola was like. 0:50:00.660 --> 0:50:04.160 I give you one job, you fucking idiot. And I 0:50:04.200 --> 0:50:05.080 was like, I'm so sorry. 0:50:05.140 --> 0:50:05.860 She's like, get it. 0:50:06.260 --> 0:50:07.259 And I was like, ah. 0:50:07.340 --> 0:50:07.719 Get it. 0:50:08.060 --> 0:50:08.640 And I went to get it. 0:50:08.660 --> 0:50:09.060 Get it. 0:50:09.160 --> 0:50:11.299 I went to get the tongs and Laura's like, you're 0:50:11.340 --> 0:50:15.210 not using the tongs. I think she got chopsticks. But 0:50:15.270 --> 0:50:15.910 I couldn't. 0:50:16.050 --> 0:50:16.830 Chopsticks is clever. 0:50:17.090 --> 0:50:20.730 Because it had sunk because obviously it's metal. The poo 0:50:20.770 --> 0:50:23.880 was floating so it was then hidden below. It was 0:50:23.900 --> 0:50:24.779 like a swampy shit. 0:50:24.820 --> 0:50:26.480 You could chopstick the poo out of it. 0:50:26.500 --> 0:50:27.279 Oh, God. 0:50:27.320 --> 0:50:28.779 You're not going to show us a video. Oh, you're 0:50:28.840 --> 0:50:29.239 going to video? 0:50:29.300 --> 0:50:29.640 Yes. 0:50:29.780 --> 0:50:30.560 No. 0:50:30.719 --> 0:50:31.700 I don't want to see poo. 0:50:32.100 --> 0:50:32.900 You won't see poo. 0:50:34.980 --> 0:50:38.040 Can you. 0:50:39.210 --> 0:50:40.110 Get it? 0:50:40.190 --> 0:50:41.410 Chopsticks were brown. 0:50:41.430 --> 0:50:41.610 Oh, God. 0:50:44.540 --> 0:50:46.299 Oh, the things you do for your kids, eh? 0:50:47.320 --> 0:50:50.640 I would have flushed that bad boy so fucking quick. Also, 0:50:50.800 --> 0:50:52.589 in China, she would have been critiqued for a chopstick 0:50:52.870 --> 0:50:53.270 usage there. 0:50:54.330 --> 0:50:56.190 China guy over here. But can I say, I would 0:50:56.210 --> 0:50:56.970 have just flushed. 0:50:56.989 --> 0:50:57.750 Is that right? 0:50:58.070 --> 0:50:59.170 Right, yeah. 0:50:59.390 --> 0:51:01.160 She's what a woman. I married the right one. 0:51:01.170 --> 0:51:02.239 That is hero material. 0:51:02.300 --> 0:51:02.569 It is. 0:51:02.780 --> 0:51:04.840 It definitely is. I do have a question about the 0:51:04.880 --> 0:51:08.480 bum wiping, though. What age can they definitely do it 0:51:08.540 --> 0:51:11.650 by themselves? Because I feel like Louis should be doing it, 0:51:11.680 --> 0:51:13.120 but he's the same age as Lola, so. 0:51:13.300 --> 0:51:14.140 I think grade one. 0:51:14.480 --> 0:51:14.700 Okay. 0:51:14.719 --> 0:51:17.399 Grade one, because I'm worried that when it comes time 0:51:17.440 --> 0:51:19.920 to do it at school, if they are so used 0:51:19.940 --> 0:51:21.739 to me doing it and they have to do it 0:51:21.760 --> 0:51:23.529 at school, then it's a conundrum. 0:51:23.620 --> 0:51:25.530 Can I say, and I don't want to sound like 0:51:25.550 --> 0:51:26.050 a jerk here. 0:51:26.430 --> 0:51:26.629 Yeah. 0:51:27.150 --> 0:51:29.029 I don't remember the last time I had one of 0:51:29.050 --> 0:51:29.589 my kids bumps. 0:51:30.090 --> 0:51:30.390 Sad. 0:51:30.890 --> 0:51:34.180 Macy? Yeah, mate, she's been great. Like both kids great. 0:51:34.200 --> 0:51:35.160 Why didn't her father? 0:51:35.180 --> 0:51:36.110 She didn't barely talk. 0:51:36.180 --> 0:51:37.070 Except for that one time. 0:51:37.219 --> 0:51:38.320 She got it all up her back. 0:51:38.340 --> 0:51:39.860 That was the first time because she had the runs 0:51:39.940 --> 0:51:44.860 and she never had. Just saying. I remember having to 0:51:44.900 --> 0:51:46.419 do it when they were younger, but then there came 0:51:46.460 --> 0:51:48.899 a time and we just both, April and I, I don't. 0:51:49.460 --> 0:51:51.480 Every now and then you've got to go, you see 0:51:51.520 --> 0:51:53.500 like a little skiddy in Oscar's undies and like, hey, 0:51:53.860 --> 0:51:54.480 it's not bad. 0:51:54.660 --> 0:51:57.739 Hey, you little shit. Was your butthole itchy? But I'm like, 0:51:57.800 --> 0:52:01.240 make sure you wipe it. Wipe it properly. And that's 0:52:01.260 --> 0:52:01.520 about it. 0:52:01.520 --> 0:52:05.140 Louis used this morning, I would say, half a toilet roll. 0:52:05.620 --> 0:52:09.380 And he gets like his big clump, does one wipe, 0:52:09.580 --> 0:52:10.520 and then chucks through the toilet. 0:52:10.540 --> 0:52:12.379 He needs a lesson. I looked at it. I was like, 0:52:12.440 --> 0:52:14.100 you're going to clog the toilet. 0:52:14.460 --> 0:52:14.840 Yeah. 0:52:15.200 --> 0:52:15.859 But he won't listen. 0:52:15.880 --> 0:52:17.550 He's like, this is the way I like to do it. 0:52:17.600 --> 0:52:17.900 Fair. 0:52:18.080 --> 0:52:18.940 Yeah, but you're doing it. 0:52:18.980 --> 0:52:19.370 The wrong way. 0:52:19.380 --> 0:52:20.260 I really want a bidet. 0:52:21.160 --> 0:52:22.140 So bad. 0:52:22.320 --> 0:52:23.240 Guys, we've got to get out of here. 0:52:23.280 --> 0:52:24.569 Yeah. We do. 0:52:24.610 --> 0:52:26.969 If you enjoyed this episode, please give us a review. 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