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Speaker 3: Well, good morning, everybody, Good morning, Hey, Happy pizza today.
Speaker 4: Happy pizza today.
Speaker 3: Happy pizza today. If you're wondering what we're talking about,
Speaker 3: there's one thing.
Speaker 5: The Jason Lauren Show will go to any extreme fur.
Speaker 4: Pizza.
Speaker 3: We are doing the Great Pizza Hut Pilgrimage today. We
Speaker 3: are at eight point thirty. There will be a minibus
Speaker 3: outside the studio. We get on the minibus and we
Speaker 3: make our way to Ballarat, the last remaining all you
Speaker 3: can eat pizza?
Speaker 4: Is this like Christmas view? You've been talking about this
Speaker 4: for years.
Speaker 6: It is a bit like did you.
Speaker 4: Move to Melbourne for this moment?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 6: Yes, nine years in the making.
Speaker 8: Today we eat.
Speaker 7: You got so many weekends to go, but we must got.
Speaker 8: Eight thirty traffics better during the week.
Speaker 7: How have you thirty in the morning the best time
Speaker 7: to go?
Speaker 6: How have you prepared well?
Speaker 3: Just you know the ice bath yesterday? Watch what I
Speaker 3: ate for dinner. I had two tacos and then I
Speaker 3: stopped after the second.
Speaker 4: It homemade taco.
Speaker 8: You're can have breakfast this morning?
Speaker 6: No, No, I've just done a coffee.
Speaker 9: Okay, all these things you got to think about it
Speaker 9: because when you're going into an all you can eat situation, Yeah.
Speaker 4: Did you prepare? I had a limbered up for your trip.
Speaker 8: Top.
Speaker 9: I had some protein powder with some Greek yogur that's
Speaker 9: gonna blow. Yeah, that's all happening. I'm not having anymore.
Speaker 6: So hard shell, soft shell taker, I'm.
Speaker 7: A hard shelling. Well when I'm when I'm at home, yes,
Speaker 7: but they're not like.
Speaker 4: When you're in a Mexican restaurant. It's yeah, fronty shell
Speaker 4: every day the week, last past one bite.
Speaker 7: They kind of like fake tacos, aren't they hard shells?
Speaker 7: Don't know anywhere else you get them?
Speaker 8: Tell aund Okay, it's all soft shell.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I know who invented the hard shell?
Speaker 8: Anyhow?
Speaker 4: What about that little thing that you put in the
Speaker 4: oven that I always think it's going to melt?
Speaker 8: You know, you pull the white That is genius, that
Speaker 8: is engineering. What is it made off to not melt cardboard?
Speaker 6: We are not going to zumers. We are going to
Speaker 6: pizzed Up.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, that's what I want to go to Mexico.
Speaker 6: Let's go to Italy.
Speaker 4: Let's go to so Pizza, Hot Day, the Pilgrimage, the.
Speaker 6: Other big news today that we need to talk about.
Speaker 4: I wanted to show you something.
Speaker 10: Okay, what do we got?
Speaker 4: We got a briefcase.
Speaker 5: Yep, Mick Green, Yep. This is my brand new album,
Speaker 5: The Life of a show Girl.
Speaker 7: T S twelve. I love the Kelsey Brothers. Jason just
Speaker 7: seems like such a hype guy.
Speaker 8: Don't you think Jason is a lad?
Speaker 4: Yeah? You want him, You want him in your corner.
Speaker 6: Absolutely so.
Speaker 4: Taylor Swift's new album Now.
Speaker 7: I mean I had a situation when I was trying
Speaker 7: to I was on a shoot and will everyone stopped
Speaker 7: for the countdown?
Speaker 6: Really?
Speaker 8: Yeah? Then website crash, Yeah, they crashed every.
Speaker 4: Huge Day to be an Adult yesterday clipped.
Speaker 8: By desk channel Mine doing the countdown to everyone really.
Speaker 6: Do you reckon?
Speaker 8: They go?
Speaker 6: Daddy?
Speaker 7: Well, Quentin, I were texting and I was like, wow,
Speaker 7: big day. Test Swiss new album Click Goes and an
Speaker 7: r B A or eight cut Like what a Day
Speaker 7: to be an Adult?
Speaker 6: Good point? Huge, good point, a.
Speaker 4: New Tate album, living.
Speaker 8: On the album, that's exactly merch.
Speaker 7: Did you buy the record that you could get a
Speaker 7: pre order of the actual physical recording table and talking
Speaker 7: about that a bit later.
Speaker 4: The cassette cassette This.
Speaker 3: Is Star, good morning, this is Nouber one hundred. That
Speaker 3: is the Lady that is well the world is talking
Speaker 3: about last twenty four hours.
Speaker 4: Taylor Swift in style TS twelve is coming, baby.
Speaker 6: Are you representing with your little orange put there today?
Speaker 8: She's American show Girl?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Which is the name? Is interesting?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 8: I like the name.
Speaker 4: I like the name too.
Speaker 8: It gives off a few hints.
Speaker 4: Well, I don't know, I imagine the tour the show girls,
Speaker 4: you like, she's.
Speaker 6: Just finished the year as tour.
Speaker 8: She's still on the roof, the roof.
Speaker 7: It wasn't my favorite, I know, but that's why she's
Speaker 7: But this has been there. Look, there are many things
Speaker 7: that have pointed to this being a long time in
Speaker 7: the making, that it was always going to be yesterday.
Speaker 7: Thoughts on TES twelve dropped on the twelfth of August
Speaker 7: at twelve twelve.
Speaker 6: She hasn't They haven't posted the full episode the podcast.
Speaker 7: Shit that would be the most downloaded podcast history of
Speaker 7: the world.
Speaker 4: Wonner.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, I was a bit irritated by it. All.
Speaker 8: I know we're going to talk about later, but I
Speaker 8: don't know. I just just irritated me a bit. I
Speaker 8: just don't go. Why did you go sort of a
Speaker 8: quarter of the way.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, just the count the countdown.
Speaker 8: Band aid up and let's go, let's start playing it
Speaker 8: a million times.
Speaker 4: I agree, the countdown for a pre order is kind
Speaker 4: of offensive. I was like, I want to hear it now.
Speaker 4: I stopped what I'm doing.
Speaker 9: We're counting down to a pre order that we don't
Speaker 9: know when we're going to get our hands on it.
Speaker 3: It'd be like a radio show saying we're going to
Speaker 3: do some sort of hiding contest and talk about it
Speaker 3: for weeks before they do it.
Speaker 7: Would marketing geniuses, I mean to be honest, we would
Speaker 7: have just started it when we wanted to marketing to
Speaker 7: all marketing to all marketing.
Speaker 4: Clindian Pire State buildings lit up on.
Speaker 3: Not since we would light up the story bridge in
Speaker 3: Brisbane for when the Broncos would win each year something.
Speaker 4: We don't light up anything for anything around you do
Speaker 4: we light up in Melbourne? I don know.
Speaker 6: We spoke to the guy who gets to change the colors.
Speaker 7: On top of the We spoke to Niale Horn, who's
Speaker 7: knew the guy who got to do.
Speaker 4: It at NI.
Speaker 8: Six degrees. The flint the street station.
Speaker 4: Up for all sorts of course, lit up green for
Speaker 4: Wicked or something.
Speaker 8: And pink for b charity causes and the like and
Speaker 8: a park.
Speaker 4: Do we light up the Art Center for yes, every
Speaker 4: now and I mean it lights up. But do we
Speaker 4: light it up for a reason?
Speaker 8: I think so yes.
Speaker 6: For someone to claim this city doesn't light up for anything.
Speaker 8: Exactly.
Speaker 9: Actually, the MCG changes the lights, does it depending on
Speaker 9: which club is playing?
Speaker 4: So doesn't excuse me? Well, the light that shine into
Speaker 4: the m.
Speaker 8: CGH home game, it's red and blue, not on the
Speaker 8: ground of the stand. If it's a Richmond home game.
Speaker 4: It's black and yellow on the outside. Doggies, I even
Speaker 4: noticed that. Haven't seriously really just on the outside?
Speaker 6: Can you not see the lights from the bar?
Speaker 8: That we we do light up a lot.
Speaker 7: We love lighting things up. Why are we so excited
Speaker 7: about stiff lighting up the n by statement, then, did
Speaker 7: we light anything up here for Tata Swift?
Speaker 6: Because we do it every other week.
Speaker 7: Well, so it was the middle of the day for
Speaker 7: us when Taylor did a big an ounce, well her
Speaker 7: half an ounced.
Speaker 4: Anyway, I'm excited about it.
Speaker 8: Question, I'm excited. I'm just just you go the whole hog.
Speaker 8: Don't just tease us.
Speaker 6: Thoughts on working with your partner, because now she's joined
Speaker 6: the podcast.
Speaker 4: She has a joy.
Speaker 7: Also, do you reckon like that the NFL purists, because
Speaker 7: this morning, it says on like all the news things,
Speaker 7: it says Tates Swift drops new album on boyfriend's podcast,
Speaker 7: not Travis's podcast, boyfriend like you know, unknown what do
Speaker 7: they talk about?
Speaker 8: The Kelsey Boys.
Speaker 3: It's I listened to. It's actually pretty good. There are
Speaker 3: a bunch of lads. I'll be honest. Half the time
Speaker 3: I'm listening, going I'm pretty surprised Taylor is okay with this.
Speaker 8: Really.
Speaker 7: You know they did that little sneak peak where he goes,
Speaker 7: did you see the previous clip where he she said,
Speaker 7: I like that jumper on new suitsy complexion or something
Speaker 7: goes here it matches your eyes, sweetie, And she turns
Speaker 7: around and.
Speaker 4: Goes, I'm about to be on an f and podcast.
Speaker 7: And hearing yours were like that, I was like feels naughty,
Speaker 7: feels naughty from Tata.
Speaker 6: Struck cool aid.
Speaker 4: What do you mean like I just discovered it today.
Speaker 8: I know what happened actually talk about non No?
Speaker 7: I know you say I jump on the bandwagon a bit,
Speaker 7: but like we've loved Taylor Tita.
Speaker 4: For a long time.
Speaker 8: I'm a Taylor fan.
Speaker 4: You reluctantly want to a concert?
Speaker 8: Are you a talent fan? You jump on the vand no, no, no,
Speaker 8: I jumped on.
Speaker 7: He went to the concert and then left going, oh
Speaker 7: my god, I love Taylor Swift.
Speaker 3: Now I was a nineteen eighty nine guy, like twenty
Speaker 3: two style, that.
Speaker 6: Sort of thing.
Speaker 4: I think you're gonna love the show girl.
Speaker 3: The folky Yeah.
Speaker 4: The bit on the roof.
Speaker 8: We have that.
Speaker 4: America that it's grown on.
Speaker 6: Me like the mold on the roof.
Speaker 8: Well, a good morning Melbourne.
Speaker 6: Around twenty three, the footy fast approaching.
Speaker 4: I know, hasn't that stuck up on us?
Speaker 8: Hey?
Speaker 4: What was the Oh what?
Speaker 6: I didn't realize the D's taken on the Hawks this weekend?
Speaker 4: Well that should be one for the ages.
Speaker 8: What's so? What's surprising?
Speaker 6: Well, just you know, so it's close to close to
Speaker 6: our heart. You're a d the Whiz.
Speaker 4: I think Hawthorne will absolutely annihilate.
Speaker 8: Them this weekend.
Speaker 7: I think the D's the D's did very well on
Speaker 7: the weekend, but I think that was there was a
Speaker 7: bit of extra passion in there on the weekend.
Speaker 3: This is our opportunity, Pies to make a statement. We
Speaker 3: need to beat Adelaide.
Speaker 4: I'm making a statement.
Speaker 3: Yeah we if we beat the top team this weekend,
Speaker 3: it sends a message we're back.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Right.
Speaker 6: Otherwise it's the whid, isn't it?
Speaker 8: I think it is.
Speaker 6: What was the Adelaide over.
Speaker 7: From the Snoop Dogg announcement where people I think I
Speaker 7: saw some people were like genuinely excited, and then there
Speaker 7: are a few.
Speaker 8: Sports yes very much so. Yeah Jones who sits on
Speaker 8: the he hated it.
Speaker 6: Arena?
Speaker 8: But why do we keep pandering to these US artists?
Speaker 7: Look, I do, I do love supporting Australian artists. But
Speaker 7: who did he think would have been appropriate?
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 9: I didn't ask him who to be appropriately like the
Speaker 9: seekers they still hang on.
Speaker 3: Actually we haven't really worked this out because Snoop Dogg
Speaker 3: does a lot of collapse. Every single act that's played.
Speaker 3: The Grand Final for the last few years is dragged
Speaker 3: in a naussy. Remember they did change arena.
Speaker 8: Someone else.
Speaker 4: That's what they called Justice League.
Speaker 3: No justice. Half of them are pulling a shift foot locker.
Speaker 3: I don't think they'll be available.
Speaker 4: Ones in the Wiggles. Yeah, imagine Snoop coming out with
Speaker 4: the Wiggles.
Speaker 8: That would be good.
Speaker 6: Who will it be be an Aussie artists?
Speaker 8: Who's I mean?
Speaker 7: When he did the Super Bowl it was unbelievable and
Speaker 7: he bought out. Remember the crew that whole Doctor Dre
Speaker 7: was in it.
Speaker 8: There was a whole I don't think Doctor Dre's coming.
Speaker 7: Nod not coming, but that was awesome. So that's sort
Speaker 7: of what I'm expecting.
Speaker 6: I would love those.
Speaker 9: Yesterday, at all the media conferences involving the captains and
Speaker 9: some of the players, they sort of asked the question,
Speaker 9: are you excited about you know?
Speaker 4: Who was Chris Scott?
Speaker 8: Brad Scott.
Speaker 4: Brad Scott to have a brother called Chris.
Speaker 8: He does twins, they are that's easy to get.
Speaker 9: Brad Scott who the bombers, right, and he's very into it,
Speaker 9: very really what about his brother Cris?
Speaker 4: We haven't heard from Chris, but we'll get we'll get
Speaker 4: from Okay.
Speaker 3: We are going to hear from Harry McKay from the Blues.
Speaker 4: He's coming testing on Snoop Dogg Knowledge.
Speaker 6: Good call. We'll play a Snoop Dogg song. See if
Speaker 6: you can finish the next line.
Speaker 4: Double g. I was disappointed, said he didn't say the
Speaker 4: mc double g.
Speaker 3: You are on the air with Jas and Lauren Clint
Speaker 3: here as well. Let's say hello to our Oh no,
Speaker 3: he's he get on.
Speaker 1: Harry m and all the people say he's pretty fly
Speaker 1: Harry Murkay.
Speaker 8: Harry McKay is in the house. Good morning around the run.
Speaker 8: I got told you're running late.
Speaker 4: Then I got told you here early, and then they
Speaker 4: said no, Harry is here, and they said we can
Speaker 4: do Harry now, and you said no, no, no, We
Speaker 4: flipped it all. We'll do him later and then we'll
Speaker 4: go and behold, there's Harry.
Speaker 6: Is you know what today?
Speaker 8: Life on the Harry.
Speaker 4: Just a word of warning. Jace is in a mood.
Speaker 6: I'm not in the mood, Harry.
Speaker 9: How would you How would you calm a situation like this?
Speaker 9: Usually not the mood because he's just his disabuited.
Speaker 12: What's been happening?
Speaker 3: We're not sure I may have had a fight with
Speaker 3: the wife at about three thirty this morning.
Speaker 8: You wake up for it.
Speaker 6: It's left me in your.
Speaker 4: Arms thirty this morning?
Speaker 6: Thirty?
Speaker 4: Did you go back to sleep after that? I tried
Speaker 4: to How.
Speaker 7: Are you, Harry good fighting with your partner? He doesn't
Speaker 7: always seem happy never.
Speaker 12: Everyone always says that, But I could.
Speaker 7: Never imagine you being in an argument with someone. You've
Speaker 7: got such a gentle kind energy about you.
Speaker 12: Thank you.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 12: I try not to be in too many arguments, but twin,
Speaker 12: did you?
Speaker 6: Guys?
Speaker 12: Been and I fight all the time. He's a person
Speaker 12: in the world that just aggravates me.
Speaker 6: I almost want to cut you off in traffic just
Speaker 6: to see your reaction.
Speaker 12: I think does get me going a little bit. I
Speaker 12: think we've talked about this before. Yeah, well will you
Speaker 12: flip the bird?
Speaker 6: Never?
Speaker 8: No, not Harry good country boys?
Speaker 4: Who were you naughty? Or was your twin?
Speaker 12: We were very well behaved, But if we had my
Speaker 12: time again, I reckon we should have been a bit
Speaker 12: more naughty for more tricks.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, games and stuff.
Speaker 4: What does Ben do that it drives you mad that
Speaker 4: you fight out? Oh?
Speaker 12: How long have you got? Just anything? He does? So
Speaker 12: you could do it right and there'll be no climbs
Speaker 12: at all, And then Ben would do it and it
Speaker 12: would just infuriate.
Speaker 4: You just want to kick him in the shein.
Speaker 6: Is it because he should know better?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 12: I think it's because if he if I do something
Speaker 12: right and I do it my way and then he
Speaker 12: does it slightly different and infuriates me more.
Speaker 7: Are you really similar? But do you have similar tastes
Speaker 7: and similars?
Speaker 12: Yeah? Pretty similar. Ben. He doesn't like cheese, which is
Speaker 12: really annoying. But this is how bad Ben is stubborn.
Speaker 12: So for example, a little while.
Speaker 4: Ago, i'd be annoyed with that, off with his head.
Speaker 12: But a little while ago I just made a pasta
Speaker 12: for the family, took it over. Ben was eating it.
Speaker 12: He was enjoying it, and then Mum kind of suddenly
Speaker 12: asked what was in it?
Speaker 8: What did you do?
Speaker 12: And I said that at the end, I sprinkled in
Speaker 12: a bit of parmers, and then Ben just stopped eating
Speaker 12: it completely said, Oh, I'm actually I don't like this anymore.
Speaker 3: That's what my kids would do.
Speaker 8: That what you would do as a kid. Did you
Speaker 8: have bunk beds going up? Yeah?
Speaker 12: We did, so we had I got a younger brother, Charlie.
Speaker 12: So Charlie and I were on a bunk and ben
Speaker 12: and a desk. It was like at a desk.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I remember those, but I always wanted I didn't
Speaker 7: have a twin, but I wanted one of those beds
Speaker 7: that was up high with the desk underneath. I used
Speaker 7: to see them at Ikea, and I always wanted.
Speaker 8: My Mum was like, yes, you would seem, but I can't.
Speaker 6: We're not getting one of.
Speaker 4: Those dorky corners desks. I really wanted the ones.
Speaker 8: Can you tell them the Blues aren't playing finals footy?
Speaker 8: We haven't really got much to ask you about.
Speaker 4: I want to know about your little brother.
Speaker 12: Does he play foot No he doesn't. He's more academic
Speaker 12: brains older sister and younger brother of the academic.
Speaker 4: They're the smart one.
Speaker 8: So you're a middle child.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yesterday it was middle child Day and oh boy,
Speaker 7: did Clinton have a wing?
Speaker 8: Do you know what we've been forgotten in life? Gotten
Speaker 8: a degree?
Speaker 12: Yeah you do. You get the roar under the stick
Speaker 12: of it.
Speaker 3: His sisters got braces, and Mum and dad paid for
Speaker 3: all those and then you were left.
Speaker 8: Well, I demanded seven and a half grand I was.
Speaker 12: The exact same. So Ben bringing back to Ben a
Speaker 12: bit here, but he got braces right seven grand and
Speaker 12: because we had a little gap in our teeth, and
Speaker 12: Ben was adamant to get braces for that, got seven
Speaker 12: grand worth. And then one day I was like, oh,
Speaker 12: can't you do like a little feeling behind it, just
Speaker 12: to you know, optically, look.
Speaker 4: Like you have just fill the gap with an extra to.
Speaker 12: It's like three hundred dollars worth. And then Ben didn't
Speaker 12: even where he's retainer and his gap came back and anyway,
Speaker 12: so I was very adamant. I deserved seven or eight grand.
Speaker 4: Oh so you didn't need that, you didn't have the gap.
Speaker 12: I did have the gap, but I just spent the
Speaker 12: two hundred dollars route instead.
Speaker 4: Get seven thousand. The parents don't do that kind of stuff.
Speaker 3: I'm made him on who's a he's a trading in Brisbane,
Speaker 3: rough trading and he's missing a tooth at the front.
Speaker 3: Whenever they get nice photos, he puts in a tick
Speaker 3: tack just for the phoe little tik tak.
Speaker 4: You have you like you've got great teeth?
Speaker 12: Thank you?
Speaker 4: Do you like?
Speaker 7: Are you are you really like you have to have
Speaker 7: your mouthguard in have you ever had any tooth.
Speaker 4: Injuries from footy?
Speaker 8: Well? Funny real those teeth of yours, Yeah, they're real.
Speaker 12: When I was a bit younger, I was I always
Speaker 12: wore a mouth guard, and then one day I think
Speaker 12: I must left in my sock or something, and I
Speaker 12: played well, Like, I played really well. I was in
Speaker 12: the pre season. You've been a little bit superstitious. I
Speaker 12: was like, Oh, that's the reason I played well because
Speaker 12: I didn't have my mouth cut in.
Speaker 4: You're superstitious.
Speaker 12: I was a little bit more back then. So for
Speaker 12: about eight weeks I didn't wear a mouthguart because I
Speaker 12: was like, oh, that's that's the reason why. And then
Speaker 12: I was like, oh, I bet you I'll get a
Speaker 12: knock some stage. I bet it start wearing it again.
Speaker 12: So the next game I had in my sock with
Speaker 12: planning to wear it, and then in the second court
Speaker 12: I didn't put it in. I was like, oh, one
Speaker 12: more game, should be fine, and then had a head
Speaker 12: clash and my two front teeth got carved in and
Speaker 12: I rip them back up. Yeah. Local, like four or
Speaker 12: five local injections in your mouth.
Speaker 6: Gummy on the brown line.
Speaker 7: Lucky you only got the two hundred dollar job on
Speaker 7: the teeth exactly.
Speaker 6: A wrecked We're almost out of time because we got.
Speaker 4: Footy snoop Doog not footy.
Speaker 12: Do we think about snep Doog?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 6: What's your thoughts?
Speaker 12: I think it's a good, huge name, right, like a
Speaker 12: great act. But I'm just thinking how many people will
Speaker 12: be able to Like I wouldn't know his songs because
Speaker 12: there's a huge demographic of people, right.
Speaker 8: Can you imagine the mc see members.
Speaker 13: Yeah, well surely you know the next line to the
Speaker 13: pimps in the months. Yeah, mcc are going to go
Speaker 13: off with they.
Speaker 8: Will they get a censor?
Speaker 6: Probably?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I think it'd be great, big cloud of smoke he'll
Speaker 6: come out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it'll be so good.
Speaker 6: You'll probably be performing from some giant joint that they've
Speaker 6: got hanging from the sky.
Speaker 7: You'll have to do a co lab with someone. They
Speaker 7: always bring up some Australian artists. Yeah, we don't have
Speaker 7: many rappers do keep the right?
Speaker 4: Maybe could they?
Speaker 12: Because itsn't really the vibe of the AFL Grand Final. Yeah,
Speaker 12: rather was meat life and look what we did there.
Speaker 8: Hey at a game?
Speaker 6: Are you ever watching?
Speaker 3: Like in the dressing rooms the pregame entertainment. Do you
Speaker 3: ever look up with the monitors and get.
Speaker 6: To see it?
Speaker 12: It wasn't really unless it's the Grand Final, it's not
Speaker 12: really pre entertainment.
Speaker 4: So it's true.
Speaker 12: It's a bit of a dagger for it.
Speaker 8: That wasn't one. Harry, you haven't played on Grand Final
Speaker 8: imagine you were.
Speaker 4: Do you think we should do it as pre game
Speaker 4: or halftime?
Speaker 12: Pre game? I reckon halftime will just be stuff around because.
Speaker 4: Yeah, getting it on and off. Oh yeah, it's amazing
Speaker 4: how they do that.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Someone said I was talking to someone about this the
Speaker 4: other day and they said, what do they do it? Halftime?
Speaker 4: Don't they do running races?
Speaker 8: Halftime sprint? I was just going to say, Harry should
Speaker 8: go in the final sprint. Are you quick?
Speaker 4: Are your fast runners?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I can be quick, But there going we're going to
Speaker 6: get you a Grand Final day one way? Or busy
Speaker 6: that day?
Speaker 4: What are you busy doing, Caraft?
Speaker 12: I don't know, No, maybe maybe.
Speaker 6: For the sprint?
Speaker 4: Carlson?
Speaker 8: Who are you playing this weekend?
Speaker 6: They're playing?
Speaker 8: How they how are they going to go? Brady?
Speaker 12: We'll get the win?
Speaker 8: Absolutely not. Producer brods, were you wearing your hat?
Speaker 6: Contribute to someone the other day.
Speaker 4: Again Wayne, and he was a good looking rooster back
Speaker 4: in the day.
Speaker 8: Is he brown?
Speaker 6: Is he still?
Speaker 8: I'm just I'm gonna ask you. Don't. He's younger than you.
Speaker 4: And a good looking rooster. You have nothing direct opposite
Speaker 4: to me.
Speaker 3: Hey, Harry McKay in the house this morning. Cheers are
Speaker 3: coming in the guys. Thanks Anyboddy morning. It is Jason Lauren.
Speaker 3: We're doing to thanks your mates. It's already express.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, today's a roller coaster. Jace is good
Speaker 4: all over the shop.
Speaker 8: Should we play Ronanan? What life is a roll?
Speaker 4: Cols just got to write it. Well, we're riding a
Speaker 4: roller coaster with us. He doesn't know where he is.
Speaker 4: He doesn't. It's a Jeremy pivenesque. You don't know where
Speaker 4: you are, what you're doing.
Speaker 8: I have not dropped the sea word. We're gonna call
Speaker 8: you the PIV stomping around those hurry in a move.
Speaker 6: Jeremy Piven came in last week.
Speaker 8: Mate.
Speaker 6: Honestly, my head's still spinning from that interview.
Speaker 4: He actually crawled in here. He didn't walk. He crawled.
Speaker 4: What are do you need to water?
Speaker 8: He stretching.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 3: We're talking about camping out. We're talking about Jeremy Piven,
Speaker 3: the guy played Ari Golden Entourage and during the break,
Speaker 3: if you haven't heard it yet, I strongly advise you
Speaker 3: to go podcast the interview.
Speaker 8: That's uncensored.
Speaker 4: Even I think we haven't dumped it, but we've put
Speaker 4: a beep over some of his.
Speaker 3: As a huge Entourage fan, yes, don't meet your hero
Speaker 3: never meet your heroes.
Speaker 4: At one point he was he had his legs up
Speaker 4: right and he was bent down with his head under
Speaker 4: the neck, asking where he was. So that's interesting.
Speaker 8: What are people?
Speaker 6: What are people like when they come into the studio
Speaker 6: this time.
Speaker 4: In the morning, normally quite sprightly anyway, So we've got
Speaker 4: Jeremy Piven being on the INJE last week to Jason,
Speaker 4: I don't know who I prefer.
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 6: I'm a long way from pivot.
Speaker 8: Can I take it to Bannsdale?
Speaker 4: Where's Pansdale is in Gippsland.
Speaker 8: That's right, Well, that's Royal Bandsdale. It's caught.
Speaker 9: That's where my horse was running yesterday. Now sorry, my
Speaker 9: horse racehorse. That's not the name of the horse. The
Speaker 9: horse is Saint Winnifrey.
Speaker 6: You've got a racehorse.
Speaker 8: I've got four of them. So my brother and I.
Speaker 9: My brother and I bought this racehorse for fifteen thousand
Speaker 9: dollars outright on the internet during COVID. Oh the rest
Speaker 9: of us got dogs, you've got a racehorse.
Speaker 8: And then we bought it because it was a bloodstock
Speaker 8: in thousand dollars in New Zealand went bust, right, so
Speaker 8: they were all going cheap.
Speaker 4: But he's had a lot fifteen times.
Speaker 8: Well, it depends how good the horses was the horse
Speaker 8: in New Zealand. Yeah, get it over. Well, here's the thing.
Speaker 8: We bought it.
Speaker 9: We bought it blind, really, just based off a description
Speaker 9: on the internet. Ryan, my brother, says that sounds good.
Speaker 9: It looks good. Let's buy it.
Speaker 8: He's sure, Well, jet pets, so here's the thing and
Speaker 8: you can take them on there.
Speaker 9: We have to chuck it on the plane. So the
Speaker 9: airfare for the horse cost about ten thousand. And then
Speaker 9: we get it here and Ryan goes, oh, we probably
Speaker 9: should vet it. I'm like, what do you mean we
Speaker 9: not vetted it yet? He goes no, So we vetted it.
Speaker 9: As it turns out, it was okay. Its legs were
Speaker 9: all there. It's you know, it was all.
Speaker 8: It was all.
Speaker 9: It was all happy jet So what's oh, I can't
Speaker 9: even remember it. Then we had to break it in, right,
Speaker 9: so race elses have to be broken in so you
Speaker 9: rite it. They have to be, you know, taught how
Speaker 9: to raise.
Speaker 4: Did you buy it? Is it like a like a
Speaker 4: pony had a fair? Was it a baby when you bought?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Yeah it was a foule.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Oh my god. Okay, so were it like what thirty thousand?
Speaker 8: There's a big investment.
Speaker 9: Anyways, yesterday it was running at bands Dale now Royal.
Speaker 9: I want to I want to draw your attention to
Speaker 9: the extreme left hand side of the tracker jumped out
Speaker 9: of the gates last Jasey. This is fourth in the
Speaker 9: black and the gold cap. Now, oh yeah, I'm watching
Speaker 9: the four thirty News. I'd just come out of the
Speaker 9: studio presented the four thirty News and I thought I'd
Speaker 9: flick it on because it had make ground.
Speaker 8: It's called Winnifred. It's on the extreme left hand side
Speaker 8: coming out the straight. Now, no chance. Twenty to one
Speaker 8: didn't put any money on it.
Speaker 14: Let's let's take in the call Winnifred from a long
Speaker 14: way back then, your dad, it's Saturn MH Saturn image
Speaker 14: from Moose Jaw coming Saturn, MH moose Jaw and then
Speaker 14: saying Winnifred and wow sat Winnifred's come with a big
Speaker 14: lunge out wide joy Saturn image and moose.
Speaker 4: It ran like you say, bolted the.
Speaker 6: One And do you get anything?
Speaker 8: I didn't never sent on it, my brother. But don't
Speaker 8: you much. Here's the thing?
Speaker 4: Money? Yeah, there is.
Speaker 8: So we've got a thirty percent chair each. Still that's
Speaker 8: a lot of vet fields.
Speaker 6: But what do you win something like that?
Speaker 8: That's a fifteen thousand dollars race.
Speaker 4: Doesn't even buy half your jet.
Speaker 5: There's one thing The Jason Lawrence Show will go to
Speaker 5: any extreme fall.
Speaker 3: That's exactly what we will do today. It is our
Speaker 3: pizza hunt Pilgrimage day.
Speaker 4: I can't believe you making us do this. Is it
Speaker 4: going to turn your frownd ups?
Speaker 3: Hang on, This is not me making you do it.
Speaker 3: This is us wanting altogether to return to the nineties,
Speaker 3: something we all grew up with.
Speaker 4: Yes, no, we do want to return to the nineties.
Speaker 4: Do you think would you think that Jason? This is
Speaker 4: this is far more a Jason. It is like the
Speaker 4: Big Boys you got stretchy pants on dart.
Speaker 6: I don't have stretchy pants, gen Z, can you get
Speaker 6: my outfit? Please?
Speaker 7: Have you got a stretchy waists? Probably the coldest place
Speaker 7: in Victoria. So we're going to bale to the finals?
Speaker 8: So nice.
Speaker 4: Pizza?
Speaker 8: Hush? Did someone lock him out? Can someone lock the door?
Speaker 4: He's wearing shorts clean. He's obviously never been.
Speaker 6: Happy pizza day.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, it's like a giant, gigantic napkin.
Speaker 4: He's walked in in the giant class of pepperoni.
Speaker 6: Now I've rated the costume box, I've seen.
Speaker 4: Your do you do you wear this for role play
Speaker 4: at home? Come on, love, do you want to taste
Speaker 4: of this?
Speaker 8: Honey?
Speaker 7: So he's come in dressed as a slice of pepperoni,
Speaker 7: which I've seen Hudson in.
Speaker 4: It's a bit twitter on you than it is. It
Speaker 4: looks a lot bigger on me.
Speaker 8: Why do you want that?
Speaker 6: You don't want to know?
Speaker 8: I actually, why do you want.
Speaker 6: I've got a quite.
Speaker 8: Elaborate range of costumes of dress now for every day.
Speaker 4: Is there a difference between costumes and dress ups?
Speaker 8: It's a good question, Like a dressed up's.
Speaker 4: A bit sexier. I think that's a costume anyway.
Speaker 3: Coming up today at eight thirty, we're going to leave
Speaker 3: the Nova Studios and we are heading to Ballaratt the
Speaker 3: final here in Victoria, the last remaining and final all
Speaker 3: you can eat pizza Hut.
Speaker 6: We are going there.
Speaker 4: Now. I've got some bad news for you.
Speaker 6: The soft serve machines out of order.
Speaker 4: Clinton and I are going on a helicopter.
Speaker 6: You're not going on a helicopter, going in the minibus, Jace,
Speaker 6: We're all going in the bus.
Speaker 8: Jas You're going on the bus fifteen minutes in the
Speaker 8: in the helicopter.
Speaker 6: You're coming on the pizza bus.
Speaker 12: Do you know what?
Speaker 8: You can go on the pizza bus with your pizza slice, napkin.
Speaker 6: I want to talk Buffet Memories thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 8: Have you been to.
Speaker 4: Buffet Memory? I mean, who do you think is striving this?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 4: He's dressed up as Joves.
Speaker 8: When you role playing at home, do you wear anythingunerneath that?
Speaker 4: You've got no neck at the best of times, but
Speaker 4: right now you are literally just a head on the
Speaker 4: peace crust.
Speaker 8: I am stuffed crust.
Speaker 4: Your head is crusty.
Speaker 8: What's my head is stuffed crust?
Speaker 4: Okay, guys, everyone stop having fun. Everyone stop having fun.
Speaker 4: Jo just wants to talk about buffet.
Speaker 8: Okay, guys. Twenty fourteen, What happened at the buffet?
Speaker 4: What happened at the buffet?
Speaker 8: What if you witnessed the buffet? Oh no, don't, yes, yea,
Speaker 8: what if you witness go down to buffet?
Speaker 3: Cruise ship buffets really freak me out? Yeah, Brody, where
Speaker 3: was the buffet you were talking about?
Speaker 6: You and your mates?
Speaker 4: Well, Rocker, there's an all you can eat Chinese. It
Speaker 4: used to be fifteen ninety nine, So we'd go there.
Speaker 9: We would not eat for an entire day and would
Speaker 9: go there like eight of us and just sit there
Speaker 9: with keyloads of sweet and sour pork and just plow
Speaker 9: through it.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I love China.
Speaker 6: Or you can eat Morton bay bug? Is it the pullman?
Speaker 4: There's another one at the pool and you have all
Speaker 4: you can eat Morton bay bugs. Oh that's expensive.
Speaker 8: Yeah, one of the Langham's very good. We went there
Speaker 8: on Christmas Christmas Day.
Speaker 4: You know what we love the Langham.
Speaker 8: The Langham.
Speaker 4: Don't they do a chocolate buffet?
Speaker 8: They do. They've got a chocolate fountain.
Speaker 4: Chocolate fountain they do. They do dessert like this amazing
Speaker 4: bar they do.
Speaker 8: I know you have.
Speaker 6: Crown is apparently that's not getting in there, and my
Speaker 6: pizza there out.
Speaker 4: Have you been to the you actually have no neck?
Speaker 6: Have you been to the Bizarre one at q T
Speaker 6: on the broadcast.
Speaker 4: That's a good bizar.
Speaker 6: It's called Bizarre and it's like a marketplace.
Speaker 8: So you're like, well that first opened.
Speaker 4: It was probably the greatest place on it, I know.
Speaker 7: But they do like lobster and things, and you can
Speaker 7: actually choose a steak and they'll cook it for They
Speaker 7: cook it for you.
Speaker 8: If they had a pizza team in NRL, you'd look
Speaker 8: like a player.
Speaker 6: Stuff game out there.
Speaker 4: Everyone stop having fun. Joe got a serious topic.
Speaker 8: Four what is it? Memories?
Speaker 6: Well you two got involved there. Today is the day, there's.
Speaker 5: One scene the Jason Laurence Show will go to any
Speaker 5: extreme for.
Speaker 4: Pizza, all right, Today's the day we are making our
Speaker 4: great Pizza Hut pilgrimage. Now I thought you'd come in.
Speaker 7: With more excitement. You've been a bit of a mood today,
Speaker 7: but now all of a sudden we're talking about Pizza
Speaker 7: Hut and it's gone.
Speaker 3: Back to light yeah, I just you know, I'm saving
Speaker 3: the excitement. I don't want to peak early. We've still
Speaker 3: got a nineteen minute drive ahead of us.
Speaker 8: Now, are not for us?
Speaker 9: I did some research yesterday because one of the big
Speaker 9: questions that we had yesterday was where was the cinnamon
Speaker 9: donut maker Morgsiler.
Speaker 8: This Morgage it was.
Speaker 9: It definitely was Morghi's, because Alicia Loxley from nine News
Speaker 9: excitedly told me that the Smorghi's in her hood out
Speaker 9: in the north of Melbourne, not the one we went
Speaker 9: to on Billard Highway, had the cinnamon donut maker and
Speaker 9: the volcanoes at the front as well.
Speaker 4: Oh so that was Smorgies or Sister Smallgies.
Speaker 3: Did you walk into Channel nine yer stay and she's
Speaker 3: just started screaming smoking.
Speaker 9: Pretty much because back in the nineties, guys, you'll never
Speaker 9: guess what we were talking about at the show.
Speaker 7: But back in the nineties, Smorgy, Sizzler and Pizza Hut
Speaker 7: All you Can Eat were like the iconic tree. I
Speaker 7: don't know if there was any life you could live
Speaker 7: larger than being at one of those family restaurants On
Speaker 7: a Friday.
Speaker 3: Night, thirteen twenty four, ten buffet memories is what we're
Speaker 3: talking about. Before we embark on our trip to Pizza Hut.
Speaker 3: It was ridiculous, all right, lots of peopies.
Speaker 7: Do you think there's lots of people driving just thinking
Speaker 7: fondly about their favorite buffet?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, one hundred percent and their favorite buffet.
Speaker 6: I think this would be bringing back some very nice
Speaker 6: memories to people.
Speaker 7: I'm concerned that it's going to bring bad memories too,
Speaker 7: and then I'm not going to want to go.
Speaker 15: I like people who have eaten too much in chunder
Speaker 15: baby stories, some pre sneeze guard days. Let's go to Ringwood,
Speaker 15: our own. What have you witnessed or remember from a buffet?
Speaker 2: Look, guys, it was all about Smorgie, Yes, wasn't it.
Speaker 2: Plenty of plenty of group family gatherings.
Speaker 4: And live in Ringwood.
Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, there was one in Ringwood. Yeah, the Ringwood
Speaker 2: Club is now smaller. I was smaller than Bowood Highway.
Speaker 2: But oh, I tell you what. We smashed out and
Speaker 2: those donuts. But you know, we just stand there and
Speaker 2: wait for them to just pile up on plate.
Speaker 4: And your parents would just let you do it because
Speaker 4: they'd paid the one feet for you to eat what
Speaker 4: you want.
Speaker 8: When you could put as much cinnamon on those donuts.
Speaker 4: As you I'd make myself sick with those with.
Speaker 8: The kids near the hot oil. Yeah, of course, no, no, no, there.
Speaker 4: Was a big window. It was dropped and then I'll
Speaker 4: never forget it. It was dropped in. Then the machine
Speaker 4: came up, and then they came on like, yeah, never
Speaker 4: forget it.
Speaker 7: It was probably the highlight of my childhood. And then
Speaker 7: they'd come down this like little donut. Right, it was
Speaker 7: like a little slide for don.
Speaker 4: Come on, this big round thing that would spin, and
Speaker 4: the cinnamon had come but that you could get off
Speaker 4: with tongues. You could toss it in all the cinnamon.
Speaker 8: Yes, that's right. That's a really good illustration.
Speaker 3: Who sounds like they're into the buffet memories topic. Now
Speaker 3: you know what opened in Japan?
Speaker 8: What is that? All you can eat KFC? Yes?
Speaker 6: No, no, no, like a buffet, like a KFC buffet.
Speaker 8: Now there's only so much potato and gravy.
Speaker 6: You can have the wings.
Speaker 4: But I just think that the breast, Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 8: What breast, the breast. You're getting very excited.
Speaker 4: It's very cool KFC breast, chicken breast, Hello, Yes.
Speaker 6: Welcome to buffet memories.
Speaker 8: What have we got for it? Where do you hail from?
Speaker 4: Love Lily Dale?
Speaker 16: Yeah, it's beautiful, bit dooggy out there this morning, but nice.
Speaker 6: And Chris tell us your buffet memory about.
Speaker 16: Ten years ago was Intra Lanka with family going to
Speaker 16: a long way went to a really nice hotel and
Speaker 16: the bus had everything from weird like ostriches and alligators, ostrich,
Speaker 16: chocolate room, yes, chocolate room, a cigar room, and free
Speaker 16: alcohol for the whole night, and two.
Speaker 4: Breakfasts, two breakfasts.
Speaker 8: You go all the way through Ostrich, all the.
Speaker 16: Way through, all the way through, always being chocolate, chocolate handbag.
Speaker 4: Chocolate handbag. I feel like eating ostridge into a chocolate
Speaker 4: handbag is not a combo.
Speaker 6: And then they bringing out the hash browns.
Speaker 8: How do they serve the alligator?
Speaker 16: And then there was a lot of.
Speaker 4: You know about the ostrich Are we eating ostrich?
Speaker 8: Maybe the egg? NOI up the egg.
Speaker 6: That'll be at the omelet stations.
Speaker 4: An Austrie domlet. No, nah, I don't know about that.
Speaker 8: They'd be Ostrich eggs.
Speaker 6: They're very quick fertilized, they're very quick at.
Speaker 4: Oh sorry, I thought they were cracking it open. There
Speaker 4: was a baby Ostriach doing there.
Speaker 8: Sizzle?
Speaker 6: Can I go back?
Speaker 8: Just ham and cheese and then unfertilized on close thank you,
Speaker 8: maybe a little bit of.
Speaker 6: Excuse me? My just got up and walked away. Quiet ony.
Speaker 4: Of the Ostrich is waddling off my plate.
Speaker 6: I don't think they're coming back.
Speaker 9: I had to make the distinction because there would be
Speaker 9: people driving that thought there was Ostrich.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, what's from memories?
Speaker 6: Still close?
Speaker 8: Buffet memory, Happy show.
Speaker 4: Girl day, it's happening now yesterday? Where were you at?
Speaker 4: I think it was?
Speaker 8: What was the time?
Speaker 4: Yeah, so the lunch twelve twelve on the twelfth of
Speaker 4: August in America, America, it was around twelve past two.
Speaker 9: I was now my desk at Channel nine, and I
Speaker 9: looked around and a lot of the people at their
Speaker 9: desks were on the same website as the same question.
Speaker 6: Because I was at the school musical, so I missed
Speaker 6: all this playout.
Speaker 4: So Travis Kelsey and his brother have a podcast.
Speaker 7: They put up like a tile saying we've got a
Speaker 7: special guest on the podcast.
Speaker 4: Frock and even news Center.
Speaker 7: To me, Jay's going, imagine if this was Taylor then
Speaker 7: Everyone realized something was happening with Taylor Swift, so everyone
Speaker 7: rushed to her website. She had the orange sparkle background
Speaker 7: with a countdown, so we all knew something was going
Speaker 7: to happen this countdown?
Speaker 4: Was it a new album?
Speaker 7: There was some speculation she was going to be performing
Speaker 7: at the super Bowl. Oh yes, in California next February.
Speaker 7: There was some people saying maybe they were getting married.
Speaker 7: There was all this scae to announce it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, hey, we're hitched.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 7: It's just one way to maybe get it out there
Speaker 7: and then you don't have the paparazzi following you. Any Way,
Speaker 7: countdown happened. I was on a postcard shoot tools down.
Speaker 7: Everyone everyone stopped. We all watched countdown five four, three
Speaker 7: two one, website crushed.
Speaker 4: For a second, and then I was back and then
Speaker 4: we went straight to Instagram. We're like, what is happening here?
Speaker 7: And on on the podcast page there is Taylor Swift
Speaker 7: with her boyfriend Travis Kelcey.
Speaker 16: Wanted to show you something.
Speaker 10: Okay, what do we got? We got a briefcase?
Speaker 4: Yep, mit green, yep.
Speaker 16: This is my brand new album, The Life of a
Speaker 16: show Girl.
Speaker 7: That's Jason Kelsey, Travis Kelsey's brother, who seems like the
Speaker 7: greatest time.
Speaker 8: So we're talking August twelve at twelve twelve.
Speaker 4: Yes, Now there is a lot of conversations in hints
Speaker 4: everywhere when this was planned.
Speaker 9: So this is this is a photo of Taylor. What's
Speaker 9: actually a screenshot of a video that she released before
Speaker 9: her Miami heras to her and I see look at
Speaker 9: the aisle number really A twelve, A twelve. It's the
Speaker 9: only aisle that was in picture August.
Speaker 4: So she's been planning this. You reckon twelve Studio Albert
Speaker 4: on August.
Speaker 8: At twelve, slightly irritating, you know who's the next minute?
Speaker 7: And Pire State Building lit up orange in celebration. You
Speaker 7: go on Google and you search Taylor Swift. Saw this
Speaker 7: Stetti falls down on the page.
Speaker 8: Must while you're driving. While you're driving, Taylor, you're going
Speaker 8: to love this.
Speaker 3: Clint, his dad, Travis Kelsey's dad is doing the rounds.
Speaker 3: He was on the Today's Start this morning.
Speaker 10: Is going to working pretty hard since you stopped the tour. Really,
Speaker 10: she's taking what you breaks the Western football games. But
Speaker 10: she's been out working on this album. And my guess
Speaker 10: is all the way. I haven't, I haven't heard anything.
Speaker 10: My guess is that it's going to be like everything
Speaker 10: else does. It's going to be beautiful.
Speaker 4: What a father in life. So it's coming, but you
Speaker 4: can all it's you could. It's giving you the opportunity.
Speaker 7: To pre order the Life of the show We pre
Speaker 7: order you can the Life of the show Girl vinyl
Speaker 7: for twenty.
Speaker 8: People that will tickle their fancy.
Speaker 4: Now the Life of a Showgirl cassette.
Speaker 8: Heard of the cool kids out there with the Walkman.
Speaker 4: Or you can order the Life for show Girl with
Speaker 4: a poster and then the merchandise Rangel the Moon if
Speaker 4: you click through it says I think you know you're
Speaker 4: in Australia and then you get thrid.
Speaker 8: Of the merch Now, I've just got one issue.
Speaker 4: We don't know when it's a actually being dropped.
Speaker 8: Well that's my issue. Is it just is it slightly irritating?
Speaker 6: No, it's exciting.
Speaker 4: Well the countdown to a countdown? Yeah, the countdown to
Speaker 4: a teaser.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 9: I never said I was off it. I said I
Speaker 9: was irritated by the announcement. Well she's now I'm just
Speaker 9: you know what, give us, give us everything.
Speaker 4: What she's done now.
Speaker 7: Because she's going on the PO. So that was just
Speaker 7: a snippet of the podcast. I think the actual podcast
Speaker 7: comes out today. Uh, and I'm sure in that podcast
Speaker 7: she'll be announcing when the album's coming out, all the details.
Speaker 8: Now.
Speaker 4: If that is not the most downloaded podcast of all time,
Speaker 4: I would be Is it too rushed? No, Taylor Swift
Speaker 4: doesn't do anything?
Speaker 9: Get usure, don't you do this. Don't you do this
Speaker 9: just because you've had a bad morning. Don't you try
Speaker 9: to make I was walking around. Come on, mate, girl's
Speaker 9: got to make a living.
Speaker 4: That's what she needs. More money. I love Tata, she
Speaker 4: can do no wrong. But honestly, people went mad for it.
Speaker 4: Like my girlfriends.
Speaker 7: One of my best friends lives in Sydney and one
Speaker 7: lives in LA and we're on a group chat. We're like, well,
Speaker 7: let's plan going to her next tour? Like should we
Speaker 7: go to Hawaii?
Speaker 8: Should we go to it?
Speaker 4: Like, let's do it. It's not a destination winning anymore,
Speaker 4: it's destination where are we going to go and see it? California?
Speaker 4: We want to go somewhere where none of us leave, maybe,
Speaker 4: like I mean Hong Kong.
Speaker 8: Amazing TS twelve is coming.
Speaker 4: We just don't know when.
Speaker 3: Good morning Melbourne. This is number one hundred. You are
Speaker 3: on the air with Jason Lauren and has just gone
Speaker 3: eleven to eight.
Speaker 4: Take question question.
Speaker 6: And Paulie haven't said a date yet?
Speaker 4: Have you for the wedding? You'll be the last to know.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's what I thought. I'd better just check they
Speaker 8: have air up. Didn't you get your.
Speaker 6: I'm going to be an usher.
Speaker 8: It's going to be so much fun, Lauren, thank you
Speaker 8: so much for having me.
Speaker 4: Were wedding. It's very private.
Speaker 6: Hey, you've been to one? I heard let me go
Speaker 6: to one.
Speaker 8: Maybe I'm the bad luck charm.
Speaker 7: I don't think it was you that was the problem
Speaker 7: in that relationship. But I want to talk about one
Speaker 7: of my favorite couples, the Beckhams. I love David Victoria Beckham.
Speaker 7: That doc o they did is just right.
Speaker 8: Did you watch it? Yeah?
Speaker 9: I thought it was a bit slow, your su because
Speaker 9: it's connects into one little bite sized episode just tragged
Speaker 9: a little because.
Speaker 4: He's got a twenty second attentions.
Speaker 6: Which is my opinion.
Speaker 8: It was great. Hate we need a drag?
Speaker 4: Which bits have you actually had?
Speaker 8: Episode one?
Speaker 9: Do you remember when he was on the plane, We'll
Speaker 9: find a cans And he watched a quarter of an
Speaker 9: episode of some TV show dragging.
Speaker 8: It's dragging. He just cracked. He cracked it, stopped watching
Speaker 8: because the episode was dragging.
Speaker 6: Like short, mate, like get to the guts.
Speaker 7: Oh, but I'm just not that short that you can't
Speaker 7: watch an episode of a thirty minute show.
Speaker 8: It's not that short. I liked.
Speaker 6: I like the Beckhams.
Speaker 7: I love the Beckhams, And recently they've been holidaying. The
Speaker 7: holiday is a family which is really nice in the
Speaker 7: South Front. Well, because Dadsy's got to pay. Yeah, Dadsy's
Speaker 7: paying for the boat. I'm a going the family holiday.
Speaker 4: I think the reason a lot of it's don't not
Speaker 4: the family holidays anymore is because we all have to
Speaker 4: pay for ourselves and then we're not as.
Speaker 8: Well holiday with that. Haven't the boys all grown up?
Speaker 7: Haven't They haven't? Just anyway, they've been holding this up France,
Speaker 7: traveling around Europe. They've been photographed in restaurants getting on
Speaker 7: and off super yachts.
Speaker 4: Although there are some family members missing. I'm talking about
Speaker 4: Brooklyn and Nicola Peltz. Nicola Nicola, Nicola Nicola too. They
Speaker 4: have not been on the family holiday, because they've been
Speaker 4: on their own holiday renewing their wedding vows. Now that
Speaker 4: there's been gossip about twelve you know, I think one
Speaker 4: year one year anniversary.
Speaker 6: Oh that's cute.
Speaker 4: Now all of her family with it? Not well, No,
Speaker 4: there's been a lot of talk about a rift in
Speaker 4: the Beckham family. Brooklyn and his beautiful wife have sort
Speaker 4: of keeled off a bit. There's been some conversation about
Speaker 4: conflict between the new Missus Beckham and the O G.
Speaker 4: Victoria Beckham.
Speaker 6: Weddings really bring out the politics, don't they.
Speaker 4: They do, Yeah, yeah, they do. And family blendid family
Speaker 4: is a heart live, blended family habital Expecting your in
Speaker 4: laws to all be best friends can be really tough.
Speaker 4: And if you have that, you've hit the jack exactly.
Speaker 4: I've hit the jack.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's very rare on both sides, my brother's wife
Speaker 7: and Paul's family.
Speaker 3: I remember like when when I were getting married, and
Speaker 3: like my parents were, well, you need to ask this
Speaker 3: uncle and his kids.
Speaker 6: Your cousins. I've seen them twice in my life. We're
Speaker 6: not the royal family. We don't we don't have to
Speaker 6: invite them.
Speaker 4: Oh no, it's just the family friends as well.
Speaker 8: We know high school. Yes, I saw you when you
Speaker 8: were two, just running around the art.
Speaker 4: Mum and dad are paying or contributing. Then they get yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: have a couple of mates. Anyway, there's a rift between
Speaker 4: the Beckhams and Victoria and David. Well apparently we're not
Speaker 4: invited to the nuptial renewal. By the way, their first
Speaker 4: wedding wasn't last year, was in twenty twenty two. Your
Speaker 4: wedding anniversary.
Speaker 3: All right, that's what I was sticking with this morning,
Speaker 3: thirteen twenty four ten wedding no shows.
Speaker 6: Who didn't come to your wedding?
Speaker 4: Didn't turn out and why? Or who wasn't invited yet?
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe pull the last minute invite out from under
Speaker 3: someone was awkward. You can't rock up at a wedding
Speaker 3: with a plus one either.
Speaker 4: But also if like you don't have to invite no
Speaker 4: God if I get that.
Speaker 7: If you love someone and you do not get along
Speaker 7: with their partner, I get that you don't want that
Speaker 7: person there at your wedding.
Speaker 4: It's like up your day of my life course drama,
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 6: But if your friends dating them and they've been in
Speaker 6: a relationship, he sort of got it, don't you.
Speaker 7: I think you can say we don't get I don't
Speaker 7: want want them there walking down the aisle, and have
Speaker 7: you saved my life and seeing someone I can't stand.
Speaker 8: Just in the group shot. You get them to stand
Speaker 8: on the end, so worst.
Speaker 7: They're not in the photos. About photos, wedding, that's the
Speaker 7: other thing I've been a wedding. Okay, well you can
Speaker 7: come in, but that's not your wife, a girlfriend, so
Speaker 7: we don't want her in the photo because I mean
Speaker 7: it might not last.
Speaker 8: I kid you not.
Speaker 6: My mom placed one of my sister's partners on the end.
Speaker 4: Just to crop him out.
Speaker 8: Still together, Mom.
Speaker 3: Doesn't is our number. We are talking wedding no shows?
Speaker 3: Who didn't come to yours? Benson Boone, he'd go off.
Speaker 4: At a wedding, could you imagine? I mean, I love
Speaker 4: seeing those weddings where like a special guest turns up
Speaker 4: or like a I mean, I feel like that's something
Speaker 4: he would do too. Someone's wedding just still a little
Speaker 4: sitting then.
Speaker 3: Little flip have everyone talking about him, flip, he's out.
Speaker 3: We're talking weddings. Who was a no show at yours?
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four to ten is out number?
Speaker 7: Yes, who didn't turn up or controversially, who didn't get invited.
Speaker 4: The invite list on a wedding is always complex.
Speaker 8: Jake in red Hill, good morning, good morning, here going guys.
Speaker 4: We're good, We're good. It was his sister's wedding where
Speaker 4: something happened.
Speaker 17: It was my sister's wedding. She one of their groomsmen
Speaker 17: decided to leave the ceremony before the reception, which arguably
Speaker 17: is a good bit because he was on call as
Speaker 17: a plumber and needed to go to work. So boss,
Speaker 17: yet I can be there and just didn't show up
Speaker 17: at the reception.
Speaker 8: And he was the best man for the job, blew.
Speaker 17: Out he was the groomsman, but three weeks earlier he
Speaker 17: was the best man, and my brother in law decided
Speaker 17: I'd better have my brother as the best man. Would
Speaker 17: like him to make a speech.
Speaker 8: All right.
Speaker 4: Do you think he left out a protest then because
Speaker 4: he's been downgraded.
Speaker 8: No, he got no, he got called to a block.
Speaker 7: As if you don't say to your boss, I'm sorry,
Speaker 7: I'm the best man in a wedding, Plumbers have an
Speaker 7: oath on call that weekend.
Speaker 3: Plumber's take an oath when the call comes from and
Speaker 3: the pager goes off.
Speaker 6: They're there now hard water.
Speaker 4: No, actually many times I've got a Plumbery're taking forever
Speaker 4: to arrive.
Speaker 7: And if I called and they said I'm actually the
Speaker 7: best man in the wedding right now, I'd be like,
Speaker 7: you know what, you stay there.
Speaker 6: Obviously that one didn't take the oath, Kerry.
Speaker 8: What happened at the Winning Cary My brother in.
Speaker 16: Law told us about two to three days before the
Speaker 16: wedding that he wasn't coming because he had football training.
Speaker 4: Which training football So it's your brother in law as
Speaker 4: in your husband's brother or so did you not get
Speaker 4: along with him or no?
Speaker 8: We did?
Speaker 16: We did, and he was never in a team so
Speaker 16: he was trying out four team.
Speaker 11: No, because he's not professor.
Speaker 4: He's not going to the World Cup.
Speaker 8: There's a lot on the line there.
Speaker 6: Well, it's trials, that's understanding, Harry.
Speaker 4: Did you ever talk to him again?
Speaker 2: We do talk to him, but yeah, it's a.
Speaker 6: Very you know what you guys should have really had
Speaker 6: the reception of the body class.
Speaker 4: Was your brother disappointed like, oh thank god he's pain
Speaker 4: in the neck anyway? No, No, he was.
Speaker 16: He was upset and obviously all of our wedding photos
Speaker 16: with all the family and his.
Speaker 8: Mother because he was trying out photoshop people in with
Speaker 8: a footy jumper.
Speaker 6: Off not for like the local thirds when mum starts
Speaker 6: flipping a gun. There's just fifty ahead.
Speaker 8: He needs to give us to fifty exactly.
Speaker 4: That's pathetic, Like, that's absolutely pathetic.
Speaker 8: Hello, Kylie, Hey, guys who didn't show?
Speaker 11: I actually had about five people not turn up, including
Speaker 11: a bridesmaid.
Speaker 7: Oh no, all right, let's break this down, sis. How
Speaker 7: many people were invited to the wedding.
Speaker 11: We had about sixty people invited and five.
Speaker 4: Plus a bridesmaid didn't turn up. What happened?
Speaker 11: So my partner's three foster brothers didn't turn up at all?
Speaker 11: Since found out one was told the wedding wasn't going ahead. Oh,
Speaker 11: the partner and the friends didn't turn up.
Speaker 6: Oh yep.
Speaker 11: And then a bride maid who just didn't turn up
Speaker 11: at all. I haven't heard from her since.
Speaker 4: Did you have a moment where you thought we need
Speaker 4: to get new friends.
Speaker 11: Yeah, and on the day, pretty much, you can't change
Speaker 11: anything if they don't turn up. They don't turn up.
Speaker 6: She doesn't know. They haven't spoken.
Speaker 11: No, I haven't spoken. I'd asked her to be made
Speaker 11: of honor and she said yes. And then about five
Speaker 11: months before she said, oh, I'm busy with work. It's
Speaker 11: not fair. I can't commit to everything, but I'm happy
Speaker 11: to be a bridesmaid. I had the dress, I had
Speaker 11: the flowers, I had her shoes, everything was already in
Speaker 11: the morning.
Speaker 4: You never heard from her and she didn't turn up. Nope, No,
Speaker 4: there's more to this. That's not normal. Was she having
Speaker 4: a fling with someone? Not normal?
Speaker 8: Like? Sorry, did you sub someone else in Kylie?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 11: I didn't have anyone else to subby.
Speaker 4: Did she text you and say she wasn't coming? No?
Speaker 11: I have sent her mess but haven't heard that.
Speaker 8: Have you seen it in the wild since I'm sorry,
Speaker 8: two questions at once.
Speaker 11: I haven't seen her at all.
Speaker 4: Okay, any mutual friends.
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 11: So we all went to school together.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 11: Last I heard she moved to Queensland.
Speaker 3: Let's take the show to queens and let's track it down.
Speaker 3: We walked down the street. Tracy Grimshaw started holding the dress, going, remember.
Speaker 8: This, remember this. Why weren't you talk to us?
Speaker 6: Where were you in January at the church?
Speaker 8: Seriously, a special day and you've ruined it. How does
Speaker 8: that make you feel? Which Grimsman were you're bonking?
Speaker 4: Yeah, definitely, Yeah, she was having affair with someone for sure. Carlie.
Speaker 4: What did you do with the dress and the shoes?
Speaker 11: I actually gave them to a charity perform more than things.
Speaker 4: Like that beautiful Sorry that happened to you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's I hate it when they're making it about
Speaker 3: them and it's like, it's Kylie's day.
Speaker 4: It's Kylie's down.
Speaker 6: Call stay hey, guys, I am, I am. See the
Speaker 6: wedding in Perth.
Speaker 4: Hang on, didn't Carl sand Lands not turn up to
Speaker 4: your wedding?
Speaker 6: Yeah, which in hindsight worked out pretty good. But I
Speaker 6: was seeing.
Speaker 4: He didn't turn up.
Speaker 3: You had a bend of the night before because he
Speaker 3: was ringing me saying you got to come around or
Speaker 3: I could. He was like a nightclub and girls in
Speaker 3: the background. I was like, probably not going to come
Speaker 3: around the formal wedding, thanks bro.
Speaker 4: And he never turned up.
Speaker 6: It never turned up.
Speaker 4: That's a dog.
Speaker 8: Act'm a dog.
Speaker 4: A dog.
Speaker 3: A wedding in Perth and I'm like, all right, just
Speaker 3: waiting for the bridle part of your back and then
Speaker 3: I'll introduce them and the wedding coordinator comes up and goes,
Speaker 3: all right, you're ready to go. So if you want
Speaker 3: to play music when they walk in, I'm like, what
Speaker 3: do you mean? You're the DJ as well? So I
Speaker 3: had to run down to JB and get Knox Court
Speaker 3: and plug your PHO.
Speaker 8: The speech?
Speaker 4: Did you play for them to arrive?
Speaker 3: I can't remember the playlist. I was just trying to
Speaker 3: get it going through the speaking. It was very stressful.
Speaker 6: God makes you so Yeah.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I was the MC, but you knew them.
Speaker 4: You went like a hired high help for MC.
Speaker 8: I'm rich on the weekends out there doing weddings yet, mate,
Speaker 8: I know.
Speaker 4: But Aaron Rich very good celebrty and if you need
Speaker 4: to celebrate, yes, he is definitely Aaron Rich.
Speaker 6: Hitched with the Rich name.
Speaker 4: Nobody should rather that it doesn't sort of works. Get
Speaker 4: hitched with Rich, Aaron, Get hitched by Aaron Rich.
Speaker 6: Well, good morning Melbourne.
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Speaker 1: What decade did the first pizza hut open in Australia three.
Speaker 4: Two one, ninety or well we've been saying the nineties
Speaker 4: because that's when we went, but it actually started in
Speaker 4: the seventies.
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Speaker 4: You have a good day.
Speaker 3: The reason we asked that, obviously, is because just after
Speaker 3: eight thirty we're going on roll.
Speaker 4: We're going to Ampella all right, Booboo, probably one of
Speaker 4: the coldest parts of Victoria.
Speaker 8: That's right, we are going.
Speaker 4: I'm glad you've worn your shorts for the occasion.
Speaker 3: Jase, I wanted the snow so one of Bellerratte. We
Speaker 3: are heading to the last remaining all you can eat
Speaker 3: pizza hut here in Victoria. At eight thirty we roll
Speaker 3: out and head Ballerute Way. Good morning, Melbourne, this is
Speaker 3: number one hundred.
Speaker 8: We are on the air.
Speaker 3: Thanks to mate to cha already express you got Jason
Speaker 3: Lauren Clint here as well.
Speaker 4: Well, let's run over to the window and he's giggling
Speaker 4: like a school boy.
Speaker 8: I can see the bus, Ah, the bus to pizza.
Speaker 8: Have a look at it, Lauren, looks nice. Are you
Speaker 8: happy with that? It's not the luxe bus coach, it's
Speaker 8: a coach.
Speaker 7: It's lu I said, I'd go to Bellerute or you
Speaker 7: can eat pizza hardif I got put in a helicopter
Speaker 7: or the Luxe coach.
Speaker 8: That's the mini Lux coach. So what we drive to
Speaker 8: esen An Airport is that what we're doing.
Speaker 4: What's here, the coach is here, here for you, to
Speaker 4: the helipad for us.
Speaker 8: We are going to be going to the last remaining
Speaker 8: all we can eat Pizza Hut in Ballarat.
Speaker 4: Jason's Christmas Day today, Christmas in.
Speaker 8: It's not just me.
Speaker 3: We're bringing our bunch of listeners. We've got the Pizza Hut,
Speaker 3: Virgin Girl it's never been. We've got the clamp, the
Speaker 3: girl that used to work there doing the birthday parties,
Speaker 3: the ice cream queen, the lady.
Speaker 4: She went once and the ice cream machine was broken,
Speaker 4: which is definitely the highlight.
Speaker 6: And the birthday girl.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, a full nineties style pizza hunt.
Speaker 8: If we told them to dress up, I think we did.
Speaker 4: We didn't you tell them to dress up?
Speaker 3: No, we did not.
Speaker 4: Nineties rhyme in double dam so.
Speaker 6: Guys.
Speaker 3: Yesterday I went to get a little bit more cultured.
Speaker 3: I know Lawrence disappointed that she couldn't be there this time.
Speaker 4: Well I am, and you went sort of reluctantly, it's
Speaker 4: not your thing.
Speaker 8: I was very impressed to the Princess Theater school musical,
Speaker 8: not the Princess Theater.
Speaker 4: Harry Potter, No, Captain Hook, Peter Pan.
Speaker 8: Peter Pan. It's called Peter Pan.
Speaker 6: Peter Pan. Captain Hook was very good, Pete.
Speaker 3: Two boys in my son's basketball team, two boys like.
Speaker 3: They're both called Lockie. One got Hook, one got Peter Pan.
Speaker 4: They're both called Lockie. This conspiracy. If your name wasn't Lucky,
Speaker 4: we're not allowed to.
Speaker 3: Be You were allowed to be the lead. You just
Speaker 3: you didn't have to have the name to get the lead.
Speaker 3: But they did a great job. So it's the school
Speaker 3: theater production. They do it once every two years.
Speaker 4: I went two years ago and Hudson invited me this
Speaker 4: year and Jay said, no, they're all during the day
Speaker 4: and postcards yesterday.
Speaker 7: I've got to go to pizza huts today because I'm
Speaker 7: an adult and that's what I do for my job.
Speaker 7: And failed to tell me there was a nighttime.
Speaker 8: So there's there's the matt name. What do you mean
Speaker 8: we missed out on the night time? You said you selfish.
Speaker 3: The night time sold out. I'm sorry they were sold out.
Speaker 3: Really couldn't get you to standing room only, Matinee understood, Mattine.
Speaker 3: Couple of seats, different crowd and just grandparents, a lot of.
Speaker 4: A lot of grandparents. It's good to support the matinee though, a.
Speaker 8: Lot of grandparents cam quarters. Yeah, yeah, no, no, no,
Speaker 8: you're not allowed.
Speaker 4: I tried to take a four.
Speaker 9: Memories Mammy by the video shop, by the official Of
Speaker 9: course you do.
Speaker 8: They trying to the DVD, trying to make money out
Speaker 8: of you, Yes, yep.
Speaker 6: And they shut that little cafe. We got the venos
Speaker 6: out early this year.
Speaker 8: It's lunchtime, that's what.
Speaker 4: No, I don't think they served us being as we
Speaker 4: asked for wines.
Speaker 6: And then we said we just some memory coffee cup.
Speaker 4: It's fine. There's ws across the street and we got
Speaker 4: this covered. Just get a water bottle.
Speaker 8: How was it? How's the acting?
Speaker 3: It was very good, like the kids did a great job.
Speaker 3: My kids really enjoyed it. And then they've got two
Speaker 3: night performances to go. Now, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I didn't think there were night performances.
Speaker 16: They are.
Speaker 4: They sold out, told me there was no night performances.
Speaker 4: So it's amazing that your story changes when it suits you.
Speaker 3: Now, I don't know if this was deliberate because of
Speaker 3: the certain type of person that goes to a matinee.
Speaker 4: Performance, which is what elderly? Yeah, and you well elderly.
Speaker 6: I dressed up a little bit because I thought, you know,
Speaker 6: it's kids theater production, so.
Speaker 4: I would you wear pants?
Speaker 3: Wore jeans and like a jacket. When I got there,
Speaker 3: some of the parents were like, some of the parents like,
Speaker 3: I've never seen you with long pants?
Speaker 4: Have you just been in court?
Speaker 8: Jase thought there was a red carpet. What you wear it?
Speaker 6: Country wrote something different.
Speaker 4: What sort of jacket did you wear?
Speaker 8: Like a bomber jacket, like a rain coast or like
Speaker 8: a blazer, not a blazer?
Speaker 6: Like just like it was like a bomber jacket, Like, I've.
Speaker 4: Never seen you in a bomber jacket. What bomber jacket
Speaker 4: are you wear? What sort of bomber jacket?
Speaker 6: He's the you I've got.
Speaker 4: I need more because clintl More bomber jacket once and
Speaker 4: you teased him relentlessly for it.
Speaker 8: I'm younger than you as well.
Speaker 4: They I don't believe you wore a bomber jacket.
Speaker 8: I was wearing.
Speaker 4: I was in the jacket photo stage store.
Speaker 8: We did.
Speaker 4: You didn't wear a jacket?
Speaker 3: How can they had the heat so hot in that theater,
Speaker 3: and I'm not sure if it was to keep the
Speaker 3: oldies warm. How the oldies like eating. I was taken
Speaker 3: laters off. Loue got second row, so any situation everyone
Speaker 3: would be able to see.
Speaker 4: Also, all morning, you've been in all morning, he's been
Speaker 4: saying hot here.
Speaker 7: Do you think maybe you're running hot? Are you saying
Speaker 7: that it's a you problem and not an everyone else?
Speaker 7: I'm hot that you're running hot?
Speaker 8: Yeah? Could it could be tickets?
Speaker 4: Your anger levels is they?
Speaker 3: It was warm in there yesterday and I was like sweating,
Speaker 3: and I'm thinking, I'm not wearing the bloody captain, poor locky.
Speaker 8: And he's wearing the other one. He's a lucky.
Speaker 4: So did you take your jacket off? Because you're so
Speaker 4: socially awkward? You would have been. There's nothing embarrassing about
Speaker 4: taking your jacket unless you've got nothing underneath, which is
Speaker 4: a bad trade of yours.
Speaker 6: The sweat's going and I just.
Speaker 4: So did you sit there?
Speaker 8: Was real?
Speaker 6: It was a real scene.
Speaker 4: But I sat there with the jacket on.
Speaker 8: Oh time, the bomber jacket that doesn't exist.
Speaker 4: What were you actually.
Speaker 8: Wearing a bomber jacket?
Speaker 4: I think you were wearing a hoodie with no shirt.
Speaker 4: It wasn't which we always tell you wear a T
Speaker 4: shirt case you get hot and you never listen.
Speaker 8: You said to me, I can't be the theater production
Speaker 8: with no shirt on, sitting in the second round. It's
Speaker 8: a bad look. No.
Speaker 7: If Hudson was embarrassed and I tried to take a
Speaker 7: photo last year, that would have done him in morning.
Speaker 8: Everyone, Hey, coming up next. Mine doesn't know how they
Speaker 8: build tunnels. I don't need to see. It's a Missouri.
Speaker 8: She thinks the moon there's a planet, and the sun
Speaker 8: there's a star.
Speaker 5: So really is the starch?
Speaker 8: Thirteen and twenty four ten is our number?
Speaker 3: Do you have a piece of information you think Lauren
Speaker 3: won't know these what we had last week?
Speaker 11: Do you know that all horses celebrate their birthdays on
Speaker 11: the first of August every year?
Speaker 4: Every horse? I know that it's the horses birthdays one
Speaker 4: day year, Lauren, Yes, I bet you.
Speaker 12: Don't know that.
Speaker 11: Jackie chan right, we went to school in Canberra.
Speaker 4: I did not know that.
Speaker 11: My fact is that everyone's ear is les, their ears
Speaker 11: are aligned with their nipple.
Speaker 8: Did you know that I did not know who?
Speaker 9: All?
Speaker 6: Right? That's all touch ours.
Speaker 4: But you've got a big bonds jays.
Speaker 8: I don't know it is it is? Yeah, we need
Speaker 8: a ruler.
Speaker 4: I still don't know why Jackie Chan went to school
Speaker 4: in Canberra.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number? Lauren doesn't know.
Speaker 3: You might pick up a two hundred dollar schnitz voutcher.
Speaker 4: I googled something particularly dumb yesterday.
Speaker 6: Oh, this would be good.
Speaker 4: I googled. I got on the Google and googles, what
Speaker 4: is the difference you might not know this between a
Speaker 4: chemist and a pharmacy?
Speaker 3: Oh, I think no pharmacies. Pharmacy is for your scripts,
Speaker 3: no chemists for j logo.
Speaker 9: I think a pharmacy can make some of the potions
Speaker 9: and a chemist distributes them.
Speaker 4: Well, they're the same thing. And I felt so stupid.
Speaker 4: I was sitting in my carn't. It just came to
Speaker 4: my mind. I was like, what is the difference between
Speaker 4: a chemist and a pharmacy? But they're the same. It's
Speaker 4: just a more.
Speaker 8: Traditional name, which one pharmacy.
Speaker 4: I think what came first.
Speaker 7: Pharmacy as an American and chemist was British and Australia.
Speaker 6: So not a great example.
Speaker 4: I didn't know.
Speaker 7: I thought there was a difference. To be fair, you
Speaker 7: didn't clips didn't know. In fact, Jason also didn't know thirty.
Speaker 8: But if we did a Jace didn't know segment, we'd
Speaker 8: be here all day.
Speaker 6: Third twenty four to ten. What does Lauren not know?
Speaker 3: Give us a ring and we'll take your calls after
Speaker 3: Lady Gaga twenty five to nine. You are listening to
Speaker 3: Nomber one hundred, Good Morning Melbourne, Thirday, twenty four to ten.
Speaker 6: What useless information?
Speaker 4: I'll go one uselessly.
Speaker 8: No, No, Lauren, Cleve, Elizabeth.
Speaker 4: Phillips, Clint, Lucas Stanley, thank.
Speaker 8: You best friends for twenty years. I'm glad you knew that.
Speaker 8: Did you know?
Speaker 6: Do you know I did not know you were Lucas?
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's me. Did you know, Lauren that the Spice
Speaker 8: Girls haven't always been known as the Spice Girls?
Speaker 14: No?
Speaker 8: What they were called Touch?
Speaker 4: What do you mean or five of them?
Speaker 8: The Spice Girls were originally Touch was it Laura? And
Speaker 8: they changed their name something more catchy.
Speaker 4: They still like sporty touch, scary.
Speaker 8: Touch, Jerry, you don't want to scare touch.
Speaker 4: Real ginger touch.
Speaker 8: No one wants to yea lived last one alone.
Speaker 4: No, No, I did not know that call touch touch
Speaker 4: spice girls is way better.
Speaker 6: Absolutely or catch is scary, especially for Emma button.
Speaker 7: When we next, when we next have a sporty we
Speaker 7: call it a sporty touch.
Speaker 6: I don't know if that'll go down well, but we'll give.
Speaker 8: It a crack.
Speaker 4: I think posh touch like it? No, No, she's never
Speaker 4: coming on the show.
Speaker 8: Thurt.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, touch up your life?
Speaker 8: How does this go?
Speaker 4: People have the word?
Speaker 6: Everybody every girl, Steph, good morning, welcome to the show.
Speaker 4: Good morning, good morning, step What does.
Speaker 8: Lauren not know?
Speaker 6: Lauren?
Speaker 10: Did you know that corn is actually a fruit not
Speaker 10: a vegetable?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 4: I don't believe that one. Is that true?
Speaker 8: Oh she's telling you, she's you're not making it.
Speaker 14: This isn't I know my son when he was six
Speaker 14: years old, so we it and it said that the
Speaker 14: fruit down.
Speaker 4: I thought a fruit had to have a pipp in it.
Speaker 8: Corner.
Speaker 3: Don't have got told the other day, but may see
Speaker 3: it works here on the show. Corn is the one
Speaker 3: thing that doesn't break down in a person's stomach.
Speaker 7: How do you what is the difference between a fruit
Speaker 7: and of edge? Corn kernels developed from flowers, making it
Speaker 7: a fruit.
Speaker 8: Flowers over it Joe in Milk Park.
Speaker 16: Flowers had great show.
Speaker 11: Did you guys know that a shrinked.
Speaker 1: Heart is in its head?
Speaker 4: I say that again?
Speaker 2: Sorry the shrimp that their heart is in their heads?
Speaker 4: A shrimp on the barbie. I did not know that.
Speaker 6: I mean, isn't is it prawns?
Speaker 10: Here?
Speaker 6: Shrimp?
Speaker 4: I think different prawns?
Speaker 8: Aren't they?
Speaker 4: They're different? Hey, Joe, shrimp and praw is different? No,
Speaker 4: I think that the same?
Speaker 6: I thought, I thought, I think that's Google. I'm going
Speaker 6: to day.
Speaker 8: It's not inside a segment. Shrimp shream the same, different
Speaker 8: to the same comes up automatically.
Speaker 4: We're not the first.
Speaker 8: While very similar in appearance, shrimp and prawns are two
Speaker 8: distinct species. Prawns tend to be larger than shrimp.
Speaker 4: Oh, but they're not just big trip, They're actually different.
Speaker 12: They're different.
Speaker 8: There you go and then have a sweeter Taste's.
Speaker 6: A school day.
Speaker 4: Every day is a school day, especially when you may
Speaker 4: mighty good morning, Heidi.
Speaker 6: What does Lauren not know?
Speaker 11: Did you not know that if you block your nose
Speaker 11: and pinch it, you can't hum?
Speaker 4: I knew this. I knew that one give it a crack.
Speaker 8: Pitch?
Speaker 4: What pinch it block your nose and try and hum.
Speaker 4: You're actually kind of doing it. No, you're not doing
Speaker 4: probably like grab the schnops you run out of air.
Speaker 4: So when you're come out, you know, do you hunt?
Speaker 4: You hum with your nose? Yeah?
Speaker 6: I knew that one, the number one showing Melbourne.
Speaker 4: Because everyone in their cars are trying to do it.
Speaker 8: Yeah, they are at the same time. I knew that one.
Speaker 4: Clinton.
Speaker 6: That is true. Patrick, good morning. What does Lauren not know?
Speaker 8: A group of hours are called a parliament a parliament?
Speaker 6: Do you know that, Lauren?
Speaker 4: A group of ours are called a parliament. I did
Speaker 4: not know that. Who comes up with what? Collective groups
Speaker 4: of animals?
Speaker 8: That's a coalition, the collection of species.
Speaker 4: Don't just use big words to make yourself sound smart.
Speaker 6: Hours freak me out the whole bird popular trust birds.
Speaker 8: Do you want to go to Schnitz? Ye?
Speaker 6: Done, well, we'll check your two hundred dollars schnitz about
Speaker 6: your mate? How that's that?
Speaker 2: Thank you?
Speaker 4: Have you ever had those Schnitz chips before?
Speaker 6: Oh my god?
Speaker 4: If you I don't know if you know this, but
Speaker 4: Lauren does know. Does a good chipya?
Speaker 3: Try the and you limited time Mexican parma and chips
Speaker 3: today at Schnitz.
Speaker 4: There's one sin.
Speaker 5: The Jason.
Speaker 4: There's one thing.
Speaker 5: The Jason Lauren Show will go to any extreme for.
Speaker 8: Guys.
Speaker 6: We need to lead the studio and make our way
Speaker 6: down to Clarendon Street.
Speaker 8: The buses there, the buses.
Speaker 4: Here, the var or a bus of us.
Speaker 8: It's a US. So we're about to what it's a US.
Speaker 4: I there's one thing I love. It's getting in a vas.
Speaker 8: So we're about to all pile into the bus and
Speaker 8: we're going to head to BALLARATTE. The banger on the
Speaker 8: US is coming.
Speaker 4: You just said the bang of us. The benger of us.
Speaker 4: It's the pizza bus.
Speaker 9: We are of us would have been the pizzas and
Speaker 9: everybody's hungry.
Speaker 4: We can work on our seventeen thousand hour drive to
Speaker 4: BELLARATTE in the bus.
Speaker 3: The last remaining were we can eat pizza Hut is
Speaker 3: in Ballarat and today we are going, guys, grabby stuff
Speaker 3: to the bus, to the.
Speaker 8: Vast to the bus we go. We are alive from
Speaker 8: the bus.
Speaker 5: There's one thing The Jason Lawrence Show will go to
Speaker 5: any extremes.
Speaker 6: So here's the guy.
Speaker 8: Guys, we're about to roll out. We're on the bus
Speaker 8: were on the Mars on Earth.
Speaker 4: Have you convinced us on what feels like Melbourne's coldest
Speaker 4: every morning to get on a We're calling it a bus.
Speaker 4: It's a hybrid between a van and a bus and
Speaker 4: go to Bella Rat the coldest place in the state.
Speaker 4: I think the words you mean to go to All
Speaker 4: you Can Eat Pizza Hut?
Speaker 8: Thank you? Yeah, you can do it.
Speaker 7: There's a big sign on this bus that says no
Speaker 7: food or drinks allowed, which means you can't bring any
Speaker 7: high No, no, no.
Speaker 8: No, no, you are allowed. No. Bill's actually got a trailer.
Speaker 7: You think it's that's for takeaway take away from All
Speaker 7: you can Eat Big Books.
Speaker 8: We're going in there, pepperoni.
Speaker 6: Bill, do you have one of those microphones on the.
Speaker 4: You have heating on this bus freezing? Can you fire
Speaker 4: that up so you don't need to turn the temp up.
Speaker 3: We're not going alone. We've actually bought a bunch of
Speaker 3: our listeners with us. We have the ice cream Queen.
Speaker 4: Where's the ice cream Queen? This? Hello?
Speaker 12: Hi?
Speaker 4: How you going? We're good? How are you now? We
Speaker 4: met you on our show when you told us you
Speaker 4: once went to Pizza Hut and what happened.
Speaker 8: The ice cream machine was breaking. Does today feel like redemption? Yes,
Speaker 8: but I'm still worried it's going to be.
Speaker 7: Chase had one job, and it was to put in
Speaker 7: a call to the owner of the Pizza Hut and
Speaker 7: beller right and ensure that the ice cream machine is
Speaker 7: up and running.
Speaker 3: Machine is up and running. We're good. Behind you is
Speaker 3: the birthday, girl.
Speaker 8: I believe?
Speaker 4: Oh the birthday? Well, it's your birthday today.
Speaker 9: Happy birthday too, Happy birthday?
Speaker 4: No, gosh, welcome to the US. Happy birthday. You spent
Speaker 4: another birthday at Pizza Hut, did you? I'm pretty sure
Speaker 4: it was my tenth birthday.
Speaker 8: Wow, nothing's changed since then?
Speaker 4: No, I'm just too young.
Speaker 7: No, I met Pizza Hut change and nothing's changed with you.
Speaker 4: You're as gorgeous as ever.
Speaker 8: Absolutely, our birthday cakes. They're surely an ice cream cake.
Speaker 8: We'll make it an ice cream cake.
Speaker 4: Ja, this is Jason's excursion. Did you order the birthday
Speaker 4: special cake?
Speaker 9: We've got a desserve, but we can pull something together,
Speaker 9: so we should ask the clown.
Speaker 6: Yes, the clown behind you.
Speaker 8: She was a specialist in these birthdays. Good morning.
Speaker 4: Now talk us through the special role you had at
Speaker 4: Pizza Hut. What was the year?
Speaker 8: It would have been around nineteen ninety.
Speaker 4: What job did you do at Pizza Hut For a
Speaker 4: couple of years?
Speaker 9: I was the clown for the kid's birthday parties every
Speaker 9: Saturday and Sunday, Rain Halers, do.
Speaker 8: You need to pre order a birthday cake? Quick?
Speaker 13: Cool?
Speaker 8: Oh my god? You know who we're missing? And that's
Speaker 8: is that everyone?
Speaker 3: We're missing the Pizza Hut virgin. You might have got
Speaker 3: lucky last night and hit up at buffet.
Speaker 16: Oh.
Speaker 7: Now, that was the lady who was never allowed to
Speaker 7: go to Pizza Hut because when she was an infant,
Speaker 7: her family went and never one got food poisoning.
Speaker 4: But that's not going to.
Speaker 6: Morning chese guards.
Speaker 8: It's a different era.
Speaker 4: It is different.
Speaker 8: So the Pizza Hut Virgin isn't here. She stood us up,
Speaker 8: or she might be meeting us there.
Speaker 6: She was from the Ballerade area.
Speaker 4: She might have been lining up overnight to beat the crowd. Guys,
Speaker 4: it's eight What time is this?
Speaker 8: It's almost night. We're running it's nine o'clock.
Speaker 9: Right.
Speaker 7: Have we checked that Pizza huts open this early? Because
Speaker 7: I don't think it is. If we get there and
Speaker 7: we go to Sovereign Hill.
Speaker 13: They're opening early for us and the pizza is going
Speaker 13: to be ready.
Speaker 4: Are we going to be in an empty restaurant?
Speaker 8: They're putting on the chefs early for us because.
Speaker 7: There's a lady who has a bakery and Ballarat that
Speaker 7: also invited us.
Speaker 4: We could go there.
Speaker 8: We're going to the tissue. Are they called chefs.
Speaker 4: Pizza masters?
Speaker 8: They got in early, so they're in the kitchen and
Speaker 8: they're bugging up the pizza.
Speaker 4: They've got the day of school to cook the pizzas.
Speaker 6: Bill a bus driver, did you ever go to Pizza Hut?
Speaker 6: Or you can eat back in the day? I have been?
Speaker 8: How long's it been many years? We've got to take
Speaker 8: Bill it as well. Bill's coming.
Speaker 4: Hey, I got a question. What do we have a
Speaker 4: forty seat a bus when we've got three people coming
Speaker 4: with us?
Speaker 6: Leg room, Lauren Lake?
Speaker 8: Are we ready to go? Bill? Let's go alive.
Speaker 4: That's on the bus.
Speaker 7: The least enthusiastic whou over ever heard?
Speaker 4: You are ready to go?
Speaker 8: Birthday girl?
Speaker 4: Yes, that's a little enthusiasm I need. On what day
Speaker 4: of the week is it Wednesday morning? Does we go
Speaker 4: to pizza?
Speaker 6: Where else would you rather be are you?
Speaker 4: Mister Jason could write quite extensive.
Speaker 8: Everybody's hungry from Melbourne.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, good morning.
Speaker 8: This is Nova right across Melbourne.
Speaker 6: This is Nova one hundred. Good morning. We are coming
Speaker 6: to your life from a.
Speaker 4: Bus as it's across between a van and the bus.
Speaker 8: That's right.
Speaker 3: We are currently parked out the front of Nova, but
Speaker 3: Bill is about to lead us out.
Speaker 8: We are heading to Ballaratt.
Speaker 7: Okay, excitement levels on a scale of Clint Clint, they're
Speaker 7: up there.
Speaker 4: I'm on about a four out of ten. What about
Speaker 4: the birthday out? She's woo wooing away down the back there.
Speaker 3: Have a look at Should I put on my pizza
Speaker 3: outfit and stand on the roof of the bus very
Speaker 3: priscilla esque?
Speaker 8: You should do all the way out the Western Highway.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Look Melbourne. There is one person more
Speaker 4: excited about this than the rest.
Speaker 8: Chase.
Speaker 4: Excitement levels probably a twelve.
Speaker 8: That's it. We've got any more. We got room for
Speaker 8: more people, don't we Yeah, you're going to just try
Speaker 8: and grab someone. Well, we don't want to come to
Speaker 8: Pizza Hut.
Speaker 14: All right, I'd be careful screaming that I'm clearing, I said,
Speaker 14: to the birthday girl.
Speaker 4: Oh you came on your own. You didn't want to
Speaker 4: bring you should? I ask fifteen people. No one wanted
Speaker 4: to come on your bus.
Speaker 6: All right, that's it. We're out of here.
Speaker 4: Wish us well, Melbourne.
Speaker 8: It's not the final supper.
Speaker 4: Wish me lap.
Speaker 7: But you know what the you get to do this right,
Speaker 7: which means shortly, Clinton, I gonto a brainstorming session about
Speaker 7: what we want.
Speaker 8: We do what you want every day like our dreams.
Speaker 8: Just give me a day, like what give me a minute? Hey,
Speaker 8: keep an eye on our socials.
Speaker 3: Jason Lauren on Instagram will upload some stories of the
Speaker 3: adventure throughout the day.
Speaker 7: I'm sure you're dying to say. They're sitting there refreshing
Speaker 7: it like they wear the Taylor Swift website.
Speaker 8: Yesterday a full Michelin star review.
Speaker 6: Tomorrow on the show.
Speaker 8: We Can go Master Chef like Andy Allen, we can.
Speaker 4: Who won Master Chef?
Speaker 8: Was Laura?
Speaker 4: Laura?
Speaker 8: Woman? Was she? Bet Callum just had to be there?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 6: We are out here tomorrow by
Speaker 7: Lauren Lauren wake up feeling good following them on the
Speaker 7: Socials