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Speaker 3: Just for girls.

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Speaker 3: So what have you been doing that's made it like this?

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Speaker 2: Just had some drinks on the weekend. We actually had

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Speaker 1: Two years.

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Speaker 3: True love today?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Oh a lot of you, you fucking dope. But I'm like,

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Speaker 2: It was just it was mayhem. But that was probably

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Speaker 3: Everyone's like you fuck bore her here, Like you have

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Speaker 1: I'm seeing you ten times?

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Speaker 2: But it was more just probably a night that you

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Speaker 2: That was we were riding to Mexicolar and there was

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Speaker 2: Two and then at the end the momke whispers boops,

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Speaker 1: I'm like thanks.

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Speaker 2: I went to my boyfriend's work event AFL and his

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Speaker 2: I got smashed again and vomited on the table.

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00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:01,000
Speaker 1: This time she caught it her hands.

447
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:06,520
Speaker 3: Oh I could ever go to an event again.

448
00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:10,959
Speaker 2: Never drinking in my life. Oh my god, like catching

449
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:12,960
Speaker 2: it with your hands. I feel like it's almost instinctual.

450
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:15,960
Speaker 2: But if I did that, I would then be vomiting.

451
00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:18,600
Speaker 1: To I'm a real moment relative to me.

452
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:23,960
Speaker 2: To bring it up, babe. No, don't bring up my dick,

453
00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:25,320
Speaker 2: not in front of other people.

454
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:27,199
Speaker 3: No, pull me to the side.

455
00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:30,879
Speaker 2: No, no, that's so no, okay.

456
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:34,399
Speaker 3: Story number three. I was at one of my friend's

457
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:36,840
Speaker 3: house parties where his front room, as you walked in,

458
00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:39,960
Speaker 3: had to had lots of gym equipment which was right

459
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:43,280
Speaker 3: next to his outside entertaining area. Later on that night,

460
00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:45,280
Speaker 3: and lots of drinks. Later, a couple of us were

461
00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:48,080
Speaker 3: hanging out in his front room. I was so drunk

462
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,760
Speaker 3: that I thought it was a good idea to start

463
00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:52,239
Speaker 3: running on the treadmill. I can already see what it's

464
00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:54,840
Speaker 3: going fucking I don't do that as well as I

465
00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:59,840
Speaker 3: started to pull As well as this, I started to

466
00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:02,200
Speaker 3: pull my pants down while I ran on his.

467
00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:06,159
Speaker 1: Why pople, do do you know what?

468
00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:09,400
Speaker 3: I wat's?

469
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:10,680
Speaker 1: Like? What is she fucking doing?

470
00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:14,240
Speaker 3: While I was doing this, my friend's dad walked in

471
00:19:14,359 --> 00:19:16,520
Speaker 3: and saw what I was doing. So you're fucking running

472
00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:19,080
Speaker 3: on the treadmill with just your aunties. Let's hypothetically say.

473
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:20,920
Speaker 1: Do you reckon her pants around her ankles.

474
00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:24,520
Speaker 3: N I reckon, she's tacking them off. She's just running

475
00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:28,359
Speaker 3: with a g banger on, Like why but she had

476
00:19:28,359 --> 00:19:31,440
Speaker 3: a granny undes off actually probably provided you a little

477
00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:34,159
Speaker 3: bit more cvery, and probably while I was doing this,

478
00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:36,720
Speaker 3: my friend's dad walked in and saw what I was doing.

479
00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:39,040
Speaker 3: My friends then tackle me to the ground. I was

480
00:19:39,119 --> 00:19:41,960
Speaker 3: so horrified, but the dad was so low key drunk

481
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:44,840
Speaker 3: he kind of just laughed and walked off. I barely

482
00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:46,920
Speaker 3: remember this happened. My friends talked about it the next

483
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,720
Speaker 3: morning and still talk about it day.

484
00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:51,760
Speaker 2: My father, don't tackle me off for the treadmill. I'd

485
00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:55,640
Speaker 2: rather just keep running because I'm like, how much more

486
00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:57,800
Speaker 2: embarrassing is it to be tackled off the treadmill?

487
00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:58,600
Speaker 1: Like the dad's seen it?

488
00:19:59,280 --> 00:19:59,520
Speaker 2: You know?

489
00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:03,040
Speaker 3: Oh, there's nothing good about like seeing like your friend's

490
00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:05,400
Speaker 3: parents seeing you do something and then like you're going

491
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:07,360
Speaker 3: it past them a couple of weeks later, like hey.

492
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:09,880
Speaker 1: It's like thanks for your friendship, but I'm done now.

493
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:13,800
Speaker 3: I don't want your parents again, and I hope you

494
00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:15,080
Speaker 3: never throw a party again.

495
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:15,920
Speaker 1: Because I won't be there.

496
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,200
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, I don't think my friend's parents have ever

497
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:19,400
Speaker 3: really seen me do anything bad.

498
00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:22,359
Speaker 2: Oh, my friend's parents have one hundred percent seeing me

499
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:26,439
Speaker 2: not like do anything bad, but just be like very drunk.

500
00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:28,679
Speaker 2: We were very much in our era of house parties

501
00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:31,000
Speaker 2: for a long time there, and the parents, like a

502
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,440
Speaker 2: lot of them, were quite laxed that they.

503
00:20:33,359 --> 00:20:35,880
Speaker 3: Would be able to be there right right right.

504
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:38,439
Speaker 2: And I always got really drunk because that was my

505
00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:44,400
Speaker 2: vodka in a water bottle stage where yeah no, because

506
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:46,600
Speaker 2: I couldn't burb at that point, so I didn't have

507
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:49,119
Speaker 2: any other option. So for a good two years I

508
00:20:49,119 --> 00:20:51,960
Speaker 2: walked around with two Mount Franklin models, one filled out

509
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,760
Speaker 2: full with vodka and one with water, and it.

510
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:57,320
Speaker 1: Was just water, water vogger and that was all I did.

511
00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:59,280
Speaker 1: So I always took it way too.

512
00:20:59,119 --> 00:21:02,520
Speaker 2: Far, So anyone that knew me back then, we're not

513
00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:07,919
Speaker 2: talking about it. Story four now, my husband and I

514
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:10,240
Speaker 2: went to Morocco and after a day by the pool,

515
00:21:10,280 --> 00:21:12,280
Speaker 2: we went to the bar to get some drinks before dinner.

516
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:14,960
Speaker 2: We had a tequilla shot, as that's our thing, but

517
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,199
Speaker 2: the barman knew we loved to drink and poured us

518
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:20,480
Speaker 2: another without asking about seven shots down.

519
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:22,360
Speaker 1: That's never gonna be good.

520
00:21:22,359 --> 00:21:23,840
Speaker 3: Dude, I'd be so white girl wasted.

521
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:27,680
Speaker 2: By that point, you know you have drowned, yeah under

522
00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:29,879
Speaker 2: the poor black Yeah.

523
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:31,880
Speaker 1: And then much bigger than in the UK. We were hammered.

524
00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:34,560
Speaker 1: Oh shit, UK girl.

525
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:39,199
Speaker 2: I started playing the piano and posting it to my story.

526
00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:42,320
Speaker 2: We blacked out at seven pm, woke up seven am.

527
00:21:42,359 --> 00:21:44,520
Speaker 2: We missed dinner, and to my horror, I posted on

528
00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:48,119
Speaker 2: my public story a video of me crawling along the

529
00:21:48,119 --> 00:21:55,439
Speaker 2: phone to my floor, and I roared, I'm so glad

530
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:57,359
Speaker 2: when I'm drunk, I barely put my phone out.

531
00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:58,320
Speaker 3: I don't barely.

532
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:02,760
Speaker 2: Usually someone that has to delete stories.

533
00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:05,240
Speaker 3: But I barely pull my prone out. I'm so glad.

534
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:07,920
Speaker 3: Sometimes I wish I had the memories, but I'm like,

535
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:11,359
Speaker 3: at least I have yeah, knowing I have a fucking

536
00:22:11,359 --> 00:22:12,439
Speaker 3: public social media.

537
00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:14,360
Speaker 2: I feel like if you are someone that like did

538
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:18,040
Speaker 2: regularly post stories when you're drinking, that morning horror and

539
00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:20,399
Speaker 2: realization of let me check Instagram, oh my god, oh

540
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,280
Speaker 2: my god, then you just and go fuck.

541
00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:22,840
Speaker 1: Yeah.

542
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:25,879
Speaker 3: There was this guy who every time he got really drunk,

543
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:28,560
Speaker 3: he calls me on Instagram and I'm normally a sleep

544
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:30,879
Speaker 3: and he messages with me every morning. I'm like, I

545
00:22:31,359 --> 00:22:36,040
Speaker 3: will always message him being like so big one. He's like, fuck,

546
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:38,320
Speaker 3: I'm so glad you didn't answer, Like that's fucked, and

547
00:22:38,359 --> 00:22:39,880
Speaker 3: I'm like, I've never met.

548
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:42,680
Speaker 2: You, but I really want to ask for your own safety.

549
00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:43,479
Speaker 1: Block her.

550
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:45,840
Speaker 3: No, don't because I love it, Because I'm going to

551
00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:46,720
Speaker 3: answer one day and.

552
00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:47,640
Speaker 1: We'll see how it goes.

553
00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:50,320
Speaker 2: All right, God knows what else happened. I have way

554
00:22:50,359 --> 00:22:52,480
Speaker 2: too much anxiety to watch it and just delete it.

555
00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:55,239
Speaker 3: So fair, I'm going to make that mistake one day,

556
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:57,879
Speaker 3: put something on my profile to I'm not doing that.

557
00:22:58,320 --> 00:22:59,879
Speaker 2: I woke up to text for my mum saying to

558
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:03,360
Speaker 2: delete my story, and my manager at the same time

559
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:05,200
Speaker 2: saying someone had a good night last night.

560
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:07,880
Speaker 1: It still haunts me to this day. Look crawling and

561
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,520
Speaker 1: roaring towards the phone.

562
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:12,760
Speaker 2: I feel your sister's that's.

563
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:14,639
Speaker 3: I've put some silly things on my close friends, but

564
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:16,480
Speaker 3: I'm very good at remembering to put it on my

565
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:19,400
Speaker 3: close friends. I love my close friends. My close friends

566
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:20,160
Speaker 3: are so unhinged.

567
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:21,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't even have one.

568
00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:24,080
Speaker 3: I love people. Whenever I mean someone's close friends, I'm like.

569
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:26,000
Speaker 1: Fuck, yeah, I feel like they're best friend. I feel

570
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:26,600
Speaker 1: very blessed.

571
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:28,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sorry. Don't go back to that place in

572
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:33,920
Speaker 3: Morocco though. I'm sixteen. I went to my first ever

573
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,920
Speaker 3: Christmas party last year. I work in retail, and the

574
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:39,359
Speaker 3: owner of the store said to all the under eighteen

575
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:42,520
Speaker 3: year old employees, there's about ten of us, Why come

576
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:45,600
Speaker 3: if you aren't drinking, that's no fun himself?

577
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:47,800
Speaker 1: Kind of inappropriate?

578
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:50,560
Speaker 3: Not yeah, a little bit like not telling.

579
00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:53,040
Speaker 1: Him not to come, or I better drink if they do?

580
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:55,520
Speaker 3: Yes, like why not come? Why come if you're not

581
00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:56,119
Speaker 3: going to drink?

582
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:58,560
Speaker 1: Like so, if you're choosing to come, you better drink.

583
00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:03,199
Speaker 3: Yes, fine, but like you're also my boss and our

584
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:06,199
Speaker 3: bosses proceeded to buy shots. After shots, most of us

585
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:08,679
Speaker 3: were at the point where we couldn't even stand. The

586
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:10,920
Speaker 3: end of the night came around and my parents came

587
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:13,240
Speaker 3: to pick me up from the venue we were at.

588
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:16,520
Speaker 3: Ten minutes into the car ride home, I proceed to

589
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:19,920
Speaker 3: vomit all over myself and everywhere. Car Vent's phone called

590
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:24,720
Speaker 3: imputs our car. Oh, that's gonna fucking linger. YEA our

591
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:27,480
Speaker 3: car seat has seat warmers, so the vomit got into

592
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:31,360
Speaker 3: the divots of the leather. I'm sixteen. I also need

593
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:33,159
Speaker 3: to mention that the car was a Tesla that my

594
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:36,199
Speaker 3: parents had only had gotten the day before. No, so

595
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:40,000
Speaker 3: the brand new cast mail was fucking rude Bye bye,

596
00:24:40,359 --> 00:24:45,040
Speaker 3: yeah God, I would be fuming. After arriving home, my

597
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:50,240
Speaker 3: parents were furious fair play. Due to having vomit vomit

598
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:53,320
Speaker 3: all over me. They took my bag and other personal items.

599
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:56,120
Speaker 3: When cleaning the bag, my mom found my fake ID,

600
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:59,000
Speaker 3: which had also just been delivered the day before. She

601
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:02,120
Speaker 3: proceeded to up in front of my drunk ass, which

602
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:04,119
Speaker 3: I was pleading on my hands and knees. I heard

603
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:04,480
Speaker 3: to stop.

604
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:07,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would have been, but like, sorry, that's like

605
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,560
Speaker 2: the safety hasn't know that. Boss, Like why are you

606
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:13,159
Speaker 2: playing sixteen year olds as shots? Yeah, Like I'm not

607
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:15,320
Speaker 2: gonna lie and say that. There were people in our

608
00:25:15,359 --> 00:25:16,919
Speaker 2: life that when I was sixteen, like they would give

609
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,200
Speaker 2: us alcohol call but like a.

610
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:20,240
Speaker 3: Boss, a boss, that's pretty bad.

611
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:22,720
Speaker 1: Yeah. I wonder if it was a boy or a girl,

612
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:23,560
Speaker 1: because I said it.

613
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:24,080
Speaker 3: Was a boy.

614
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:27,800
Speaker 2: I don't like that feeding young young girl's alcohol to

615
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:30,600
Speaker 2: the point where they're like dying, Like, yeah, no.

616
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:34,080
Speaker 1: That that's a real ick.

617
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:37,560
Speaker 3: I've had one of those moments where I had shout

618
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:39,560
Speaker 3: out Zoe. She was like one of the first persons

619
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:41,440
Speaker 3: to have like a huge party in our year level

620
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:44,080
Speaker 3: and she had a white party in year ten and

621
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:46,159
Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god, I'm gonna get wasted.

622
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:48,720
Speaker 3: I got so fucking wasted. Me and my friend Sophie

623
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:52,280
Speaker 3: didn't even get let into the venue and I passed

624
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:55,439
Speaker 3: out on the security guard in cradle like he was

625
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:58,400
Speaker 3: like cradling me to sleep. And they called my parents

626
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:00,320
Speaker 3: because my parents were the type of people who called

627
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:02,160
Speaker 3: the parents just to make sure it was an actual party,

628
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:04,000
Speaker 3: and they were okay, Like my mom like still had

629
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:08,240
Speaker 3: to always call the parents, and so the mom shout

630
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:11,119
Speaker 3: out Zoe's mom. They hated me for years after this

631
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:13,680
Speaker 3: called my mom and said, like, you need to pick

632
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:16,160
Speaker 3: your daughter up like asap. And my parents were really

633
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:18,960
Speaker 3: against drinking, like not at all, Like I wasn't allowed.

634
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:19,520
Speaker 1: To drink too.

635
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:22,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, like my daughter can't drink because then everyone else,

636
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:22,640
Speaker 2: do you know what I mean?

637
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:24,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I had planned to stay at my friend

638
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:29,400
Speaker 3: Harriet's house at the time, and my mom gets a call.

639
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:34,439
Speaker 3: I'm a white girl wasted, I'm fucking slashed. My dad

640
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:37,440
Speaker 3: whips around the corner. It was like the party was

641
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:39,600
Speaker 3: just around the corner from my house, whips around the corner,

642
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:41,960
Speaker 3: fucking opens the back door. My mom shoves me in

643
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:45,080
Speaker 3: the back in front of all his shoes, snapped in

644
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:48,040
Speaker 3: front of all their students. My mom works at the

645
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:50,000
Speaker 3: school that I go to. My dad works at the

646
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:52,320
Speaker 3: boys school that all the boys were going to. They

647
00:26:52,359 --> 00:26:54,119
Speaker 3: fucking did it right in front of my face. And

648
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:56,840
Speaker 3: I'm bobbing down Chapel Street as a sixteen year old

649
00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:58,800
Speaker 3: girl with the window down all down my car, and

650
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:00,480
Speaker 3: my Dad's like, I don't give a fuck if I'm

651
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:03,120
Speaker 3: embarrassing you. Karma is a bitch. Then my dad made

652
00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:04,919
Speaker 3: me wake up the next morning and go play hockey.

653
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:07,240
Speaker 3: It was a disaster of a game. I remember feeling

654
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:09,959
Speaker 3: so fucking sick. And my dad would always do that, like,

655
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:12,159
Speaker 3: Karma's bitch. If you're going to drink it under like

656
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:14,359
Speaker 3: and you're not gonna tell me like, I'm gonna take you.

657
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:16,040
Speaker 3: Like one year my dad took me and I had

658
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:18,080
Speaker 3: to play eighteen rounds of golf with his mins mate

659
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,680
Speaker 3: that when he beat me up and I was sloshed.

660
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:22,840
Speaker 2: My most like similar one kind of to that was

661
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:26,240
Speaker 2: the Animal House, which isn't a thing anymore. But any

662
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:27,760
Speaker 2: of you who are like my aged older will know

663
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:30,200
Speaker 2: what I'm talking about. It was on glen Very Road, Hawthorne,

664
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:33,479
Speaker 2: like near the station, and it was the night of

665
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:36,239
Speaker 2: my three four exam, So it was a Thursday, and

666
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:37,720
Speaker 2: it was the first night that I had like ever

667
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:39,879
Speaker 2: obviously gone out on a school night. But it was

668
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:42,959
Speaker 2: like you finished at exam and it was passion.

669
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:44,000
Speaker 1: Pop was the culprit.

670
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:47,440
Speaker 2: Oh, some guy gave me like a whole bottle of

671
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:50,040
Speaker 2: passion mob after I'd like already drank on a preeze.

672
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:52,439
Speaker 2: He like gave it to me in animal house. I

673
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:54,720
Speaker 2: remember like stumbling down the stairs finding my way out.

674
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:56,960
Speaker 2: I crossed Glenferry Road. I don't know how.

675
00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:59,280
Speaker 1: I just lay on the floor.

676
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,200
Speaker 2: The street that's like directly across. I just lay that

677
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,600
Speaker 2: for a good like thirty minutes. I must have figured

678
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:06,200
Speaker 2: out a way to call a text. My daddy came

679
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:10,240
Speaker 2: and picked me up in his new Porsche. I vomited

680
00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:12,240
Speaker 2: all over the outside of her.

681
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:16,399
Speaker 1: How we would not have been assed? No, that was

682
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:17,119
Speaker 1: really fucked.

683
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:18,679
Speaker 2: And I had to go to school the next day

684
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:21,000
Speaker 2: and I vomited in the paper bin of my first

685
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:24,040
Speaker 2: class when the teacher was in there because I just

686
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:25,120
Speaker 2: it was horrid.

687
00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:28,200
Speaker 1: It was so bad. I cried all day. Please please

688
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:30,960
Speaker 1: pick me up. I can't. I need to go home. Mum.

689
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:37,000
Speaker 2: Look what a gem actually brought me bolonaise at lunch.

690
00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:39,960
Speaker 1: I needed pasted out. She got it, She gets me.

691
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:41,080
Speaker 1: Thanks Tom.

692
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:43,480
Speaker 3: I think I've told this story in the podcast. Sorry

693
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:45,440
Speaker 3: we're rambling. We're telling our own drunk horror stories.

694
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:49,240
Speaker 2: But when those UNI parties were a thing, when you

695
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:50,720
Speaker 2: first graduated in there was.

696
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:54,440
Speaker 3: Like what was it called Oh Week. There was a

697
00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:57,640
Speaker 3: party at Love Machine. It was a pajama party, pajama

698
00:28:57,760 --> 00:29:02,240
Speaker 3: pajama and I I know for a fact I got

699
00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:06,080
Speaker 3: spiked there and I was a mess.

700
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:09,080
Speaker 1: Love Machines where the shooting was. A couple is now

701
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:11,640
Speaker 1: at the front. There was a shoot. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

702
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:13,640
Speaker 3: But then they used to have like Panda Thursdays and

703
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:17,080
Speaker 3: everything like that. I have gone a few times, but

704
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:19,280
Speaker 3: like not intentionally, but yeah, I went for a UNI

705
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:24,640
Speaker 3: party there and it was in around summer. And I

706
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:26,400
Speaker 3: have a beach house down in Blake Garry and this

707
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:28,400
Speaker 3: is where my parents. My dad was a director of

708
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:30,200
Speaker 3: boarding of Melbourne Grammar, so I lived on campus at

709
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:31,760
Speaker 3: Melbourn Grammar. I can cheer that now because I don't

710
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 3: live there anymore. So my house is on a campus,

711
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:37,320
Speaker 3: like a school campus, and then the whole street is

712
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:40,520
Speaker 3: owned by other like is owned by Melbourne Grammar, and

713
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:43,120
Speaker 3: there's other teachers that live there, and like they pretty

714
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:45,120
Speaker 3: much kind of like worked for my dad. Like there,

715
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:47,960
Speaker 3: my dad was a director and everyone kind of worked

716
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:50,160
Speaker 3: for them. We had like a key lock to get

717
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:53,560
Speaker 3: into the house because I always would lose my keys

718
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:55,080
Speaker 3: and my dad would like have to leave class to

719
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:57,480
Speaker 3: open me up, So we put a keypad on there.

720
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:00,800
Speaker 3: I was so like obviously off my head because I

721
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:02,880
Speaker 3: had been spiked. I don't know how I got home.

722
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:06,160
Speaker 3: I don't know anything, and I couldn't figure out how

723
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:09,040
Speaker 3: to punch the key pad in. And I finally got it.

724
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:10,040
Speaker 3: I had the key in my hand, but then I

725
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:11,520
Speaker 3: couldn't figure out how to put the key in the door.

726
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:15,320
Speaker 3: Like there was nothing, like nothing gut up. Yeah, nothing

727
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 3: was ever registering to me. So I call my parents.

728
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:20,560
Speaker 3: It's like three am in the morning. They're down in Sorrento.

729
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:24,240
Speaker 3: I'm like, I can't open the key lock. So my

730
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:26,240
Speaker 3: mom's like giving me the code, trying to punch it in.

731
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:28,600
Speaker 3: You can probably hear the I can't lock it. I

732
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:31,400
Speaker 3: can't lock it. Mom's like this, darling, this is how

733
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:32,840
Speaker 3: you do it. I have the key in my hand

734
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:34,360
Speaker 3: at this point, like the key lock wasn't an issue.

735
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:35,880
Speaker 3: I couln't figure how to put the fucking key in

736
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:37,440
Speaker 3: the door. I was like, I.

737
00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:40,040
Speaker 2: Can't lock it. I can't unlock it. Now, fuck it,

738
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:42,080
Speaker 2: Fuck you guys. I'm going to sleep out here. I'm

739
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:44,720
Speaker 2: sleeping on the front door. There's no front yard of

740
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:48,160
Speaker 2: this house. It's your house ter off the street. Yeah,

741
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:50,120
Speaker 2: And I'm like, fuck this, I'm going and my parents

742
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:51,800
Speaker 2: are like, oh my god. This girl is like so

743
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 2: white girl wasted. She's eighteen years old. She's in a

744
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:57,360
Speaker 2: little mini dress. It's freezing, and my dad gets in

745
00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:58,600
Speaker 2: the car and starts driving.

746
00:30:58,640 --> 00:30:59,400
Speaker 3: Got to Melbourne.

747
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:02,160
Speaker 2: So it's not like once she says I'm sleeping on

748
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:03,959
Speaker 2: this aires, this girl is no longer going to attempt

749
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:04,560
Speaker 2: the key.

750
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:05,479
Speaker 1: She is sleeping.

751
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:09,360
Speaker 3: They needed to vomit, so I took myself to the gutter.

752
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:11,280
Speaker 3: I was like, I won't vomit on my parents' front porch.

753
00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:15,440
Speaker 3: I told myself gutter and I just nestled in and

754
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:18,320
Speaker 3: slept in the gutter for a few hours, and then

755
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:21,040
Speaker 3: the sun started coming up and I was like, oh, bettergo.

756
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:24,400
Speaker 3: I woke up so dangerous and then and I slept

757
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:26,080
Speaker 3: on the dog bed and my brother came down the

758
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:27,720
Speaker 3: next morning. My brother will say the whole time, could have.

759
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:29,040
Speaker 1: Knocked, could have called him.

760
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, but my dad started driving back to Melbourne. But

761
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:33,880
Speaker 3: my neighbor came out and was like, I've got.

762
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:35,360
Speaker 1: Her and let you in.

763
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:38,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, good, fuck, that's interesting.

764
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:41,680
Speaker 3: I babysat her kids as well. I never babysat them

765
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:42,040
Speaker 3: after that.

766
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:45,840
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, I'm just thinking you're gonna get fucking wasted.

767
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:48,400
Speaker 1: Story number six.

768
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:50,680
Speaker 2: So I was at the pub with friends and I

769
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:52,920
Speaker 2: ended up drinking a bit too much and decided to

770
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,320
Speaker 2: leave on my own at like eleven at night. For

771
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:58,400
Speaker 2: some ungodly reason, I started walking down the back alleys

772
00:31:58,440 --> 00:31:59,520
Speaker 2: in between the main roads.

773
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:01,680
Speaker 1: I'm scared of Ali's during the day.

774
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:06,480
Speaker 2: Next thing I know, I'm pissing my pants, literally pissing

775
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:09,840
Speaker 2: my pants in the middle of the street, uncontrollably awesome.

776
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:12,959
Speaker 2: So I'm assuming the pants are still up leaking.

777
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:13,440
Speaker 1: Fuck.

778
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:17,360
Speaker 2: So I run in behind two part cars and finished

779
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:19,240
Speaker 2: pissing on the ground and hope no one could see me.

780
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:23,840
Speaker 1: I wanted to get an Uber home. See okay, quick sidebar.

781
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:27,680
Speaker 2: I feel so bad for ubers, Like you pissed your

782
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:29,560
Speaker 2: pants and then you just sit in an uber you

783
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:32,360
Speaker 2: vomit all over yourself secretly in the back of an Uber.

784
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:34,920
Speaker 2: You're vomiting down the side of an uber like these

785
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:37,000
Speaker 2: poor Uber drivers.

786
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:39,719
Speaker 1: Would have to get their car fucking detailed.

787
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:39,960
Speaker 3: All the time.

788
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:44,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, poor guys, poor fucking people. That's so fucked up.

789
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:45,960
Speaker 2: I wanted to get an Uber home, but I thought

790
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:49,040
Speaker 2: I would smell like piss and make his car seats wet.

791
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:52,760
Speaker 1: Good on so drunk when came up with what I

792
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:54,000
Speaker 1: thought was the best plan ever.

793
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:56,720
Speaker 2: I needed to dry my pants before I got in

794
00:32:56,760 --> 00:33:00,760
Speaker 2: this uber, so I began sprinting. I've been down this

795
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,960
Speaker 2: Ali for five minutes, just back and forth, back and forth.

796
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:07,880
Speaker 2: If someone in the apartment buildings on the street saw me,

797
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:09,160
Speaker 2: they would have thought I was on crack.

798
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:12,080
Speaker 1: Eventually, I decided I'm drying enough and I call an

799
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:14,720
Speaker 1: uber the car reeks of his So my plan didn't

800
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:15,320
Speaker 1: even work.

801
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:19,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, that wasn't gonna dry. No, Oh my god,

802
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:21,480
Speaker 3: that reminds me of that story that that guy told me,

803
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:23,440
Speaker 3: the pineapple story.

804
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:24,800
Speaker 1: No, I don't know.

805
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:27,400
Speaker 3: So this guy that I had been that kind of

806
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:30,160
Speaker 3: chatting too, he works in Bali.

807
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:35,239
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, this is this is and he I like,

808
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:36,840
Speaker 2: he works in a very.

809
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:41,880
Speaker 3: Very popular place that everyone goes out with and I drinking,

810
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:44,720
Speaker 3: and I was like, what's like one fucked up story?

811
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:47,160
Speaker 3: Like you would have so many you work throughout the week,

812
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:49,440
Speaker 3: you see so many people on holidays, Like everyone gets

813
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:51,520
Speaker 3: so wasted in Bali. What's one thing that he had?

814
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:55,760
Speaker 3: So he sends me this voice memo explaining this story.

815
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:58,959
Speaker 3: It is fucked So he was like, so these girls,

816
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,800
Speaker 3: there was a few girls at our place, like drinking,

817
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:04,040
Speaker 3: and we bring them over these lemon Tello shots. A

818
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 3: lot of the girls weren't drinking. So this girl like

819
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:07,800
Speaker 3: did a shot.

820
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 1: It was just lemon Cello.

821
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:11,440
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure it was just lemon Cello. He was like,

822
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:14,239
Speaker 3: she did a shot and she must not have been

823
00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 3: ready for it or something, and she'd project our vomits

824
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:18,799
Speaker 3: out onto the girl in front of her.

825
00:34:19,239 --> 00:34:20,320
Speaker 1: You did that to me.

826
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:22,719
Speaker 3: And the girl He was like, the girl had like

827
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:27,920
Speaker 3: quite large breasts, quite large nunas, and he was like

828
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:29,719
Speaker 3: and it was like sitting in her chest, so she

829
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:32,759
Speaker 3: like and she just had a pineapple pizza, so it

830
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:36,480
Speaker 3: was she was like fishing out and he was like,

831
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:38,080
Speaker 3: I was just standing there watching it, like I didn't

832
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:40,880
Speaker 3: know what to do. She was like fishing out pineapple

833
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:45,640
Speaker 3: chunks of pizza from these girls, and he was like,

834
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:48,080
Speaker 3: and she was just like wiping it down with serviettes.

835
00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:50,840
Speaker 3: More to the fact that this girl didn't want to

836
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:52,880
Speaker 3: go home and get changed, she had just been projecting

837
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:55,040
Speaker 3: vomited on She didn't want to go get changed. She

838
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:57,719
Speaker 3: wreaked a vomit the whole night, but she refused to

839
00:34:57,760 --> 00:34:59,680
Speaker 3: go home and get changed or get anything.

840
00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:01,640
Speaker 2: So she just was waltzed and she was wearing a

841
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:03,759
Speaker 2: white top so you could see the vomit on us.

842
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:07,680
Speaker 2: And she was just waltzing around the premises covered in vomit, like, Okay,

843
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:11,359
Speaker 2: nothing is too important to waste thirty minutes going home

844
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:14,719
Speaker 2: and getting changed. Yeah, you know I have gone, I'd

845
00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:17,760
Speaker 2: be so fucking angry, Like I'd just be like I'd

846
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:21,040
Speaker 2: have vomited myself personally and I would have gone home.

847
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:22,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, but she didn't want to do is. She stayed

848
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:23,440
Speaker 3: the whole night.

849
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:26,960
Speaker 1: We'll go home with you. Yeah, like vomited.

850
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:29,200
Speaker 3: This guy was like, I think you should go home

851
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 3: like you you smell.

852
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:32,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, the one y vomited should be taking this go

853
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:33,720
Speaker 1: home to change.

854
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:37,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, no that's yeah, this sucks.

855
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:39,360
Speaker 1: But look if she said on staying, then there's not

856
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:40,080
Speaker 1: much you can do.

857
00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:43,440
Speaker 2: But like, imagine that if you're getting on a bike

858
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 2: and she goes, I'll sit behind you.

859
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:47,960
Speaker 1: No, no, you won't, not with your vomit.

860
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:55,560
Speaker 3: Top story number seven. Okay, So the first time I

861
00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:58,320
Speaker 3: ever hung out with my current boyfriend We've been together

862
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:01,239
Speaker 3: for almost three years. I had my dad lied to

863
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:03,279
Speaker 3: my mum so I could drink as we were having

864
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:06,640
Speaker 3: a little Halloween thing in the National Park. Don't ask,

865
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:09,160
Speaker 3: so me being shy. We get there and I haven't

866
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:10,799
Speaker 3: spoken a word to this boy because I was like,

867
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 3: I'm so nervous, and his friends asked if I wanted

868
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:16,879
Speaker 3: some vodka within some of my apple cider. And please

869
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:18,280
Speaker 3: keep in mind I was so dumb.

870
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:19,920
Speaker 1: Vodka in a summer's visa.

871
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:21,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, God, I used to do.

872
00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:26,239
Speaker 1: Though it's not good, don't do it.

873
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:28,719
Speaker 3: No, I say yes, and the next thing you know,

874
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:33,040
Speaker 3: he's filled my glass one thirds vodka and the rest cider.

875
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,160
Speaker 3: I drink the whole thing as well shots, and later

876
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:39,040
Speaker 3: that night his friend gave me a ten pack, which

877
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:42,440
Speaker 3: I think I drank like eight of them. Go holy shit,

878
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:45,200
Speaker 3: I'm laying down with his boy after finally speaking to

879
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:47,480
Speaker 3: him because I'm five drinks deep and I really want

880
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:49,759
Speaker 3: to kiss him. Next thing, you know, I hicc up

881
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:52,720
Speaker 3: and I feel everything come up. I feel so panicked

882
00:36:52,719 --> 00:36:55,160
Speaker 3: because I'm like no and why, And also his friends

883
00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:57,600
Speaker 3: were next to me. So I sat up and vomited,

884
00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:59,880
Speaker 3: and my now boyfriend moved me out of the way.

885
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:02,360
Speaker 3: Moved out of the way, so I dodged that one.

886
00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:04,920
Speaker 3: Next thing, you know, I'm vomiting on the side table

887
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:07,520
Speaker 3: and this boy gives me his jacket, ties out my hair,

888
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:08,600
Speaker 3: and carries me to his.

889
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:12,360
Speaker 1: Sad That is true love. Romance is not dead.

890
00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:15,000
Speaker 3: And that's my Now. That's how I met my boyfriend.

891
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:16,120
Speaker 3: That's really cute.

892
00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:17,240
Speaker 1: He's really sweet.

893
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:20,120
Speaker 2: He's like, this is time, first time meeting. Therefore he

894
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:23,919
Speaker 2: could very easily have gone Nah, she's a bit drunk

895
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:26,200
Speaker 2: like sieves, But that is very sweet.

896
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:27,040
Speaker 3: He's a keeper.

897
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:28,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I've said this before.

898
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:31,239
Speaker 2: My last boyfriend we used to drink Vodica pineapples, Like

899
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:32,800
Speaker 2: it was kind of like the drink that we'd always

900
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:35,160
Speaker 2: just drink together. And we're sitting across from each other

901
00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:36,719
Speaker 2: at a table at a bar with like all of

902
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:39,279
Speaker 2: our friends, and like we were with all of our

903
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:41,399
Speaker 2: friends where we were sitting like directly across from each other,

904
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:43,960
Speaker 2: and I must have had a shot or something just

905
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,839
Speaker 2: hit me the wrong way, and I'm like looking at

906
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:49,360
Speaker 2: him and like something on my face changes and he's like.

907
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:50,040
Speaker 1: What's wrong.

908
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:53,000
Speaker 2: I'm like, fuck, I duck my head under the table

909
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:57,400
Speaker 2: and vomit on the floor in between our feet, and

910
00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 2: then I just put my back up and he just

911
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:00,719
Speaker 2: looked at me and look he had to look like

912
00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:03,640
Speaker 2: a chance. We both just like got up, didn't tell anyone,

913
00:38:03,719 --> 00:38:06,560
Speaker 2: and just sat somewhere else and he just didn't really care.

914
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:09,960
Speaker 3: It's so weird when someone and you're just.

915
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:12,200
Speaker 2: Like this is pretty early days too, So props to

916
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:15,239
Speaker 2: him to be honest, but yeah, it's like everyone has

917
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 2: those days and like you know.

918
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:20,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, like I a really good fucking air and he's

919
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:24,440
Speaker 3: doady on ding. I My ex boyfriend had like a

920
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:26,759
Speaker 3: work thing, like when you have like a bye in

921
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 3: the middle and I like picked him up and he

922
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:31,440
Speaker 3: was so wasted. We had just started dating, and my

923
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:33,440
Speaker 3: mom picked him up because I didn't have my license,

924
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:37,040
Speaker 3: and he was so drunk, like all over my mom

925
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:39,400
Speaker 3: like feeding. My mom was feeding in veging my toes.

926
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:41,120
Speaker 3: He had like my mom and a head lug with

927
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:43,799
Speaker 3: like kay, you're the best, and my mom was like,

928
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:46,800
Speaker 3: what the fucking Next second, he goes, I'm not feeling good,

929
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:50,560
Speaker 3: not feeling good, vomiting all around our house. I had

930
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:53,120
Speaker 3: just met my family, and I was like, what is

931
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:55,160
Speaker 3: this boy doing? And then a couple of weeks later,

932
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:57,440
Speaker 3: he then he had the keypad to come into my

933
00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:59,799
Speaker 3: house whenever he could, like he knew the coat, and

934
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:01,960
Speaker 3: I was like, you're not coming home tonight, Like you're

935
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:04,240
Speaker 3: not coming to mind, You're going home to your own house.

936
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 3: Next fucking second, I just hear this huge thump and

937
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:11,359
Speaker 3: I'm like.

938
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:12,600
Speaker 1: Like a big friendly giant just stand.

939
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:16,040
Speaker 3: He stumps, and my mom texts me being like has

940
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:18,440
Speaker 3: he come around? I'm like, I think so. He just

941
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:21,040
Speaker 3: like tries to like creep into my room. He flops

942
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:22,720
Speaker 3: onto my bed, and I'm like, I'm just gonna pretend

943
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:25,520
Speaker 3: that he doesn't think I'm I know he's here. Next

944
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:28,200
Speaker 3: fucking second, his vomited down the side of my bed.

945
00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:32,440
Speaker 3: I go, ah, did you just vomit down my bed? No,

946
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:34,279
Speaker 3: no I didn't. So I'm like, oh, I'll take your

947
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:36,040
Speaker 3: word for it, and he just goes to the bathroom.

948
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:36,960
Speaker 3: I'm lying there.

949
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:40,440
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, see the smell of vomit gets me.

950
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:43,360
Speaker 3: I had white sheets and it was a fucking red

951
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:48,040
Speaker 3: because he had. I was like, this can't and he

952
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:49,520
Speaker 3: had vomited all down my bed.

953
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:53,160
Speaker 2: This episode may not be safe for people with a

954
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:58,120
Speaker 2: vomit For me, yeah, morning. So number eight, I went

955
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:00,480
Speaker 2: drinking for the first time at fifteen. I had six

956
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:03,680
Speaker 2: double blacks in the first hour, not knowing they were doubles.

957
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:05,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, double blacks at one point eight standards.

958
00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:10,439
Speaker 2: So she's rocking like twelve sounds basically there, continue doing

959
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:12,560
Speaker 2: shots for the next hour, then pass out on the floor.

960
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:13,359
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

961
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:16,799
Speaker 2: Had to get my pad changed for me, and the

962
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:19,480
Speaker 2: next day could stop, not stop vomiting. Tell my parents

963
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:22,400
Speaker 2: it was a dodgy hsp the lies we tell our parents.

964
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:26,800
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but whoever changed your pad for you? Gods

965
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:30,320
Speaker 2: that's lovely, but surely it's not that urgent. Maybe it

966
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:31,640
Speaker 2: is naking around the side.

967
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:32,960
Speaker 3: Maybe you never know.

968
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:34,600
Speaker 1: It's a good friend.

969
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:36,720
Speaker 3: That's a good friend. Yeah, or even a restraint.

970
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:39,920
Speaker 2: But I can bet you your bottom dollar your parents knew.

971
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:43,959
Speaker 3: It wasn't Sometimes your parents just look, I just can't

972
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:44,799
Speaker 3: be fucked.

973
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:45,800
Speaker 1: Fine, whatever you say.

974
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 2: I once got really drunk and I said it was

975
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:51,640
Speaker 2: my medication because I just started taking heads for my

976
00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:52,480
Speaker 2: thoroid disease.

977
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:55,640
Speaker 1: Disease, what is a condition? I just got really.

978
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:57,040
Speaker 2: Really drunk and ended up having to say at my

979
00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:59,360
Speaker 2: friend's house and like she was so worried about me

980
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:01,359
Speaker 2: that she was going to my mum. So we were

981
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:04,160
Speaker 2: all just like, no, it's her medication. She hasn't even drank,

982
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:06,840
Speaker 2: that's just making it. She's just had too much of it. Like,

983
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:07,719
Speaker 2: shut the fuck up.

984
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:09,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, have been like why are you lying?

985
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:15,040
Speaker 2: Just anyway, Okay, that was your hilarious alcohol horror stories.

986
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:18,520
Speaker 2: Once again, after a weekend of drinking, it has made

987
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:19,240
Speaker 2: me feel better.

988
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:22,000
Speaker 3: So I appreciate thank you for sharing the stories.

989
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:25,040
Speaker 2: But we will chat to you guys on Thursday, where

990
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:27,960
Speaker 2: we are announcing the last winners for our Pinot and

991
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:29,120
Speaker 2: Picasso event.

992
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:32,160
Speaker 3: We're very keen. We'll see you on Thursday. We love

993
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:33,719
Speaker 3: you very much, guys Nye