Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne, la start your morning the right away.
Speaker 2: This is Jason Lauren on Well, good morning, happy bad.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Happy Friday, Melbourne everybody. It's also someone very
Speaker 3: local and important. Melbourne's birthday today. Pesto, the Fat Penguin
Speaker 3: is turning one giant penguin, not cub what do they
Speaker 3: call it? Chick?
Speaker 4: Is that the one that all the celebratory would go, Yeah,
Speaker 4: Olivia Rodrigo, Katie Perry, they're all like wearing the big
Speaker 4: puffa jacket like they're packing the dairy.
Speaker 2: Its just in the meeting before said, what's happening in
Speaker 2: town today is what I think we should talk about.
Speaker 3: Melbourne store Sorr, Pesto's first birthday around.
Speaker 2: We must go, we must get.
Speaker 3: When you said celebrity has been asked to go in,
Speaker 3: put the coat on and get a photo with Pesto,
Speaker 3: have you been asked no?
Speaker 2: What about the degraders?
Speaker 3: What about us?
Speaker 2: What about nothing?
Speaker 3: Don't forget your local.
Speaker 2: My fancy more than seeing Jason one of those silly
Speaker 2: coats going out the waddling out onto the ice with Pesta.
Speaker 3: And you're not allowed to look at him.
Speaker 2: Wattle, which one.
Speaker 3: Which runs the Fat Penguin.
Speaker 4: Executive producer Brody the Thumb. Would you be able to
Speaker 4: put a call through to the query arm and ask
Speaker 4: if I can roll in the snow with Pesto?
Speaker 2: I will put it in now you.
Speaker 3: I mean, I think that they will turn their nose
Speaker 3: up at you're given that. Like he has been here
Speaker 3: for a year and you've had no interest, But on
Speaker 3: his big day you want to get.
Speaker 2: In fat overshadow Pesto's day. I'm just saying, like, you
Speaker 2: know today at all sound very busy.
Speaker 3: He doesn't want to share his fish with you.
Speaker 2: Why what are you going to do?
Speaker 4: My ma after Sydney? So I got the three kids.
Speaker 3: Oh that's right, he's batching it weekend, bat it weekend
Speaker 3: to batch it with the weather.
Speaker 4: Yep, last weekend pools in full full effect. You've warmed
Speaker 4: it up.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 3: You got some kind of donut to just hang in
Speaker 3: and drink.
Speaker 2: These believe it? Yeah ready, yeah, safety as well.
Speaker 4: I'm wearing float it's the kids will watch me good yep,
Speaker 4: the kid You know what I mean.
Speaker 2: So a video you pop up last night at fun Fields. Yes,
Speaker 2: you're very relaxed on the lazy River.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you're on a donut. I was on a
Speaker 3: donut eating a donut on a donut.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. One of the kids is like, you finished
Speaker 2: with that. I'm like, don't touch.
Speaker 3: My da Daddy don't. Yes, this is Daddy Donuty. Yesterday
Speaker 3: on the show, we took the Show on the road.
Speaker 3: It was Archie's first day video.
Speaker 4: If you haven't seen it, the video is on our
Speaker 4: socials Jason Lauren on Instagram.
Speaker 3: Yeah, very very exhausted.
Speaker 4: He loved it. It was a half day.
Speaker 2: Of course, your.
Speaker 3: Wife flu was very emotional. How did she go?
Speaker 2: She was okay.
Speaker 4: There was one So there was an incident when I
Speaker 4: was leaving the daycare. There was this one little kid
Speaker 4: and his hands are like sliding down the glass door
Speaker 4: and he's screaming for his mum and dad and they're
Speaker 4: like three teachers are trying to drag him off the door,
Speaker 4: and I'm trying to step over himself and leave. But yeah,
Speaker 4: I was.
Speaker 3: Like, well, Archie just sort of waddled in like see
Speaker 3: you guys. Bye.
Speaker 4: It was very reminiscent of you know that scene in
Speaker 4: Share Shank when they watch him all get off the
Speaker 4: bus and they try and bet on which one's going
Speaker 4: to burst into tears.
Speaker 2: Because they can't handle being in jail.
Speaker 3: It was like that, Oh yeah, he'll love it though,
Speaker 3: give it a day, exactly, give it a week.
Speaker 2: It'll be fine. He watched his brothers go to school,
Speaker 2: come home from school. We weren't talking about Archie, were
Speaker 2: talking about.
Speaker 4: The kid last Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but what I'm trying to say is that he's
Speaker 2: so comfortable.
Speaker 3: She was fine. Ye, No, Archie was fine. Lou was
Speaker 3: the one that was upset.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think there would have been a lot of tears yesterday.
Speaker 2: It's school drop off.
Speaker 3: A bit of a situation as well. Did your wife
Speaker 3: get some flowers I sent her yesterday?
Speaker 2: Was that you? Did you not put the names?
Speaker 3: Was there no card yet? No?
Speaker 2: There was a card?
Speaker 3: Did it not for Laren and Clinton?
Speaker 2: It said from Lauren Clinton? The team?
Speaker 4: And I bring Brady executive producer, and went, look at
Speaker 4: you guys sorting flowers for the wife. And he said,
Speaker 4: I've got no idea what you're talking about.
Speaker 3: From Clint and I to say, well done on getting
Speaker 3: all three kids out of the house.
Speaker 2: She's a good egg.
Speaker 3: And I accidentally sent them to my house first. I
Speaker 3: delivered them to my own house.
Speaker 2: She was like, who said me?
Speaker 3: For I wasn't true if they made it.
Speaker 4: Are you listening to Nova today? Tops to twenty four?
Speaker 4: She's going to be warm on the weekend.
Speaker 3: And into next week. Actually, have you seen the forecast?
Speaker 4: Things are getting Would you like.
Speaker 3: Me to read you the forecast? Because it's important to
Speaker 3: prepare for these things. P thirty one Tomorrow thirty seven,
Speaker 3: Sunday thirty seven, Monday eight Tuesday. We got four days
Speaker 3: a heap.
Speaker 2: Baby, that's good.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 2: That's good, Seltzer and sprits. Weather.
Speaker 3: Isn't it not for me?
Speaker 2: An issue?
Speaker 3: Because today's the last day?
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 3: Fe fast tomorrow?
Speaker 2: No, I'm not living through this again.
Speaker 3: Not only am I doing fe fast, We're both doing it,
Speaker 3: and I'm doing the full health reseet twenty eight days.
Speaker 4: Okay, First things first, he's been eating air for the
Speaker 4: last two years anyway, so it could be in men's health. Look,
Speaker 4: so that doesn't really affect me, but it's more me and.
Speaker 3: It also means that we're going to be judging you
Speaker 3: when you eat badly.
Speaker 2: For the next when you're going into your muffs here.
Speaker 3: Muffins, muffins, No one's going into that's six o'clock in
Speaker 3: the morning.
Speaker 2: I am married muffins head into them.
Speaker 3: When he gets muffins from across the road at the
Speaker 3: paper shop Deli was the full sentence. So, yes, we're
Speaker 3: we're on an extreme health kick from tomorrow last day
Speaker 3: before fem Fast.
Speaker 2: Well, well, don't do that.
Speaker 3: Actually saw the dietitian last week and she said, well,
Speaker 3: if you don't want to start this week, so I said,
Speaker 3: I'll line up my twenty eighth day eating plant with
Speaker 3: feb Fast. And she said, but if you don't want
Speaker 3: to do it for that first week because it's your
Speaker 3: first week back at work, you can do the pre
Speaker 3: tox so you know, just try and not have sugar
Speaker 3: and not have it. Do you think I've done that?
Speaker 3: A pizza and a glass of wine for dinner, that's
Speaker 3: my girl was like a pepperoni.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a bit of an America. Well.
Speaker 3: I got home quite late yesterday because I actually had
Speaker 3: a bit of a sad day. I went to a
Speaker 3: funeral yesterday of my dad's best friend uncle. We called
Speaker 3: him Uncle Ray. My dad's an only child, Uncle Ray,
Speaker 3: Uncle Ray.
Speaker 4: I was feeling for Bobby, your dad yesterday. I know,
Speaker 4: I think it would have been a bloody hard day.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Dad's an only child, so he's like four best mates
Speaker 3: were like his brothers, and they grew up like uncles
Speaker 3: to us. All of their kids were like cousins. And
Speaker 3: it was such a funny day because this and as
Speaker 3: we've got older, like he lived in Shepperdon and other
Speaker 3: family friends have all moved away, and as you get older,
Speaker 3: you don't see those friends that you grew up with.
Speaker 3: This family friends. No, so I hadn't seen some of
Speaker 3: these people for like ten years.
Speaker 2: Like the kids they listened to you in the wireless
Speaker 2: Some do.
Speaker 3: Some have absolutely no interest in this radio show whatsoever,
Speaker 3: and say what are you up to these days?
Speaker 4: But they shocked at how you'd aged.
Speaker 2: You must be in your forties. Now. I know, I
Speaker 2: know your fore HiT's the same as last time I
Speaker 2: saw you.
Speaker 3: But it is so funny because it's like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: and I was like the last time I saw you
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, it was an Uncle Jimmy's funeral,
Speaker 3: Like it's we're in that cycle of seeing those people
Speaker 3: at funerals, and I was.
Speaker 4: Like, we're not doing twenty first anymore.
Speaker 3: No, I'm like, we need to organize a catch up
Speaker 3: with all of like the family friends outside of that environment,
Speaker 3: and I just I feel like it's a funny thing,
Speaker 3: especially when it's a family friend, because you go back,
Speaker 3: like we don't have a lot of recent memories together
Speaker 3: that you go back in time to our childhood where
Speaker 3: we spent every weekend together because our parents were best friends,
Speaker 3: those friends and everyone.
Speaker 4: You pick up where you left off as well.
Speaker 3: Totally, except we're just like ten years old.
Speaker 4: And yeah, but you're still saying the same jokes.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 3: My dad nailed his eulogy, by the way, it was
Speaker 3: one of the funniest things I've ever heard. But one
Speaker 3: of the family friends just gave me so much joy.
Speaker 3: Walked over to my brother. We're standing there, and he
Speaker 3: walked over and he said, gee, you're an ordinary looking kid,
Speaker 3: but you've come good it is that would have made
Speaker 3: you made my day. I was like, good on, good
Speaker 3: on your uncle, Brian. Your nailed.
Speaker 2: It would have been worse the other way, don't.
Speaker 3: You the ugly duckling boat And it's much better to
Speaker 3: be this way.
Speaker 2: Absolutely. Can I ask about the catering?
Speaker 3: Now, you love a funeral, I love it. No funeral catering?
Speaker 2: Yes, off.
Speaker 3: Well before I left yesterday and he said, oh, enjoy
Speaker 3: the sandwiches. There's always good.
Speaker 2: There was chicken sandbas especially chicken.
Speaker 4: And many cashas the cache.
Speaker 2: Anyway, she's very big at funerals.
Speaker 3: Because it's old people. Often not all the time.
Speaker 4: Problem is when the cash is left too long in the.
Speaker 3: Warm in the baby room can go.
Speaker 2: A little bit dry.
Speaker 3: Wait, it was a special send off, but yeah, that
Speaker 3: was the highlight. You were an ordinary looking kid going.
Speaker 2: I was like, that'd be if you're good, if your
Speaker 2: dad's listening this morning. We love your bobby.
Speaker 3: I know, I know he drunk enough beer is to
Speaker 3: the loss of his friend and he ain't up at
Speaker 3: six o'clock.
Speaker 2: What's e being up to for the weekend?
Speaker 3: Looks beautiful there. I am having a very quiet, low
Speaker 3: key first weekend of fed fast weekend.
Speaker 4: You should put up for a swim. Actually, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: fed Fast. I don't need you in the house. I
Speaker 4: don't want your smelly juices. She's drinking, aren't you the
Speaker 4: juice cleansy thing?
Speaker 2: How's it work? Is that? What was that?
Speaker 3: When you have a way with work? You don't know
Speaker 3: fed Fastest we don't drink for February. But I'm also
Speaker 3: doing a de tops twenty eight dates called a metabolic research.
Speaker 4: But is that with the smelly juice and solids?
Speaker 3: No, you just don't eat. There's a there's a list
Speaker 3: of no.
Speaker 2: You eat, heap, grumpy next week at all.
Speaker 3: That's I'm starting on Saturday. I'll get through the first
Speaker 3: two days and then come in day three to be
Speaker 3: the worst. So Monday will be fun. You eat like
Speaker 3: lots of protein and veggies and I don't know what else.
Speaker 4: Actually, do you remember what we did last time? She
Speaker 4: she embarked on this.
Speaker 3: Remember I did it like two years ago, and we
Speaker 3: got all.
Speaker 2: Those sweet treats delivered through.
Speaker 3: The giants were sending them in.
Speaker 2: Donuts have arrived the one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. We've got doughnuts, We've got thick shakes,
Speaker 3: we got like all kinds of things. And then I
Speaker 3: realized halfway through the show that you will just to
Speaker 3: rub it in my e.
Speaker 2: It's solidarity. I'm doing it with Lauren, so there'll be
Speaker 2: two of us.
Speaker 3: Do you think it's going to crack first?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I agree? Really yeah, you'll drink as if.
Speaker 2: You're not going to drinks?
Speaker 3: Can I say though? Doing it in February is much
Speaker 3: harder than doing it in like March or sorry May
Speaker 3: or like when it's a bit Yeah, yeah, you can
Speaker 3: hibernate where it's like you're out and about sunny. I
Speaker 3: feel like a sprits when it's thirty eight degrees.
Speaker 4: So it's about the safe swing past my place. I'm
Speaker 4: at home with the three kids. I'll be by the pool.
Speaker 3: Well, I can be a designated driver for February.
Speaker 2: Oh well, I'm doing February.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're doing it too.
Speaker 2: I'll come for the ride.
Speaker 3: Clint should Clint tonight like be uber drivers for the month.
Speaker 3: If people need picking up or dropping off. You didn't
Speaker 3: get safe and not getting in the car with me?
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I might walk it. Hey, coming up next go.
Speaker 2: Today is Friday and a few people might be feeling
Speaker 2: just a little bit in under.
Speaker 3: The weather, especially when the weather's this good.
Speaker 2: Taking a little cheeking.
Speaker 3: I reckon it'll be on Monday when people are sick.
Speaker 2: When it's someone was missing in action from the workplace yesterday,
Speaker 2: And you will never believe the excuse they came up with.
Speaker 3: Did someone pull was sicky here at nover.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four to ten to get involved I want
Speaker 2: to ask our listeners about work excuses. What sort of
Speaker 2: elaborate excuses you've heard or your views to get out
Speaker 2: of a day of work. It is Friday, a lot
Speaker 2: of people might be sort of feeling a little under
Speaker 2: the weather.
Speaker 3: I reckon Monday is going to be the same day
Speaker 3: because or something.
Speaker 2: It's too hot now yesterday in a workplace, which just
Speaker 2: to protect the staff involved, I just say that it's
Speaker 2: a workplace, and I won't name.
Speaker 4: What's either here or channel unless you're pullner ship at
Speaker 4: seven eleven and we don't know what.
Speaker 2: Let's just say I won't. I won't to release the
Speaker 2: details of the gender anyway, this employee telling I'm not saying,
Speaker 2: you know, HR and all that need to protect the employee.
Speaker 2: The phone rings and it's said employee, I'm so sorry
Speaker 2: I cannot come in today. Is that what he said?
Speaker 3: She said?
Speaker 2: They said, I've shot myself in the eye. What with
Speaker 2: morning Fresh dish washing liquid? This person is doing the
Speaker 2: dishes over the sink.
Speaker 3: What time of the day.
Speaker 2: I believe it was a night job, wasn't he shot
Speaker 2: myself in the eye with the morning Fresh and the
Speaker 2: burning is so extraordinary that I've had to take the
Speaker 2: day off. Now it was the green morning fresh, because
Speaker 2: we asked the question, was it the green or the yellow?
Speaker 2: You know, I love the morning fresh in the eye.
Speaker 3: You know, once I I don't know who this person
Speaker 3: he she was, but I once put toothpaste on my
Speaker 3: toothbrush and I I flung it the bristles back too
Speaker 3: hard as I'd like, laid across the bristles and flung
Speaker 3: into my eye and in the yeah, I thought I
Speaker 3: was going to go blind. It was the pain of
Speaker 3: the mint in the eye.
Speaker 2: That elaborate to me. Did you just have pink? I?
Speaker 3: No, I didn't have pink. I had a very white,
Speaker 3: bright Colgate eye, and it hurts it just so happens.
Speaker 3: Did they have to go to the irony hospital? I
Speaker 3: think if you're calling in sick for a saw, I
Speaker 3: have the irony.
Speaker 2: Is that a medical certificate job? Yeah?
Speaker 3: You know, the Irony hospital is amazing, but it's it's
Speaker 3: a very long I've ever been.
Speaker 2: It's these things seemed to happen in the in the media.
Speaker 2: Do you recall once I had a colleague who went
Speaker 2: to his grandfather's funeral and as they were the casket
Speaker 2: into the ground, they dug the hole. He claims in
Speaker 2: the days that followed that he tripped and he fell
Speaker 2: in the hole with granddad. With granddad.
Speaker 3: So he couldn't go to work because he was stuck
Speaker 3: in the hole.
Speaker 2: He injured himself following a fall into the hole.
Speaker 3: He would their deep holes quite deep.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not a situation.
Speaker 3: We had a producer on an old show I used
Speaker 3: to work on who had done a like a fast
Speaker 3: so not eating certain foods for I don't know, a
Speaker 3: week something and then ate all of this meat and
Speaker 3: called in sick because she had the meat sweats. She
Speaker 3: was like, I haven't slept all night.
Speaker 2: Yes, but you know what, I've got all the excuses
Speaker 2: because I made That's the one I believe.
Speaker 3: She's like, I can't come to work. I fully have
Speaker 3: sweated all night with the meat sweats.
Speaker 2: You would have heard some good ones in your time, Jason,
Speaker 2: you would have used some good ones. We've had a
Speaker 2: producer on this show who several relatives have.
Speaker 4: Died eight times. They keep coming back from the dead
Speaker 4: and they're dead again. What do you mean happened Grandma's
Speaker 4: You didn't they die last Thursday.
Speaker 2: And the Friday before.
Speaker 3: Though sometimes the lives is so elaborate to get out
Speaker 3: of work that you're like, it must be true, because
Speaker 3: no one could make that up, Like your friends couldn't make.
Speaker 2: Up she shut herself in the eye.
Speaker 3: It's morning for you'd come up with a bit like
Speaker 3: it seems it's like legit.
Speaker 2: But when you put yourself in that situation and you're
Speaker 2: doing the dishes, do you actually.
Speaker 3: You know what I reckon? It is yourself in the
Speaker 3: lifted the popper top off and it's gone.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, remembered to say the kids fell off the
Speaker 4: trampoline to get out of meeting. I know one of
Speaker 4: the kids falling off trampoline. Sorry, guys can't come to
Speaker 4: the meeting.
Speaker 2: Got tape the the e.
Speaker 3: We didn't even own a tramp We were like, can
Speaker 3: you get one of those trampolines of the fence on it?
Speaker 3: Because this is happening every week at the same time.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four ten. What is some of the best
Speaker 4: excuses excuse? Well, depending way you're looking at it, rolled
Speaker 4: out at your workplace. Surely on the job site, apprentices
Speaker 4: are the brightest sparks.
Speaker 3: Or when you manage staff as well, Oh man, and
Speaker 3: you're like.
Speaker 2: This youth for real. Yeah, do you know what good
Speaker 2: good excuse you can have the day? So sorry for
Speaker 2: your losses.
Speaker 4: There several several losses on the one person third twenty
Speaker 4: four to ten.
Speaker 2: Join us on the air, and that producer they went
Speaker 2: down like skittles, didn't they really did. Didn't want to
Speaker 2: get too close to them, you'd be did.
Speaker 3: Thir I believe every time those lives came up, I
Speaker 3: was like, you just can't make this up?
Speaker 2: A shoual, we send the flower.
Speaker 4: Join us on the air, same place we did Thursday
Speaker 4: and the Friday before that. Join us on the air
Speaker 4: and you go in the running for Novas cash or
Speaker 4: the car. What's the best or worst excuses you've heard? Morning,
Speaker 4: Melbourne shape Shifters. There it is just gone four to
Speaker 4: seven here at number one hundred. You're on the air
Speaker 4: with Jason Laurence.
Speaker 2: Sorry, what's happened?
Speaker 3: What's happened? Someone called in sick.
Speaker 4: I gotta text about one of the kids. I'm gonna
Speaker 4: have to go.
Speaker 3: Sorry, No, we are talking this morning about what is
Speaker 3: the best or worst excuse someone has tried? Yeah, you
Speaker 3: can go. Someone has tried to pull in their workplaces,
Speaker 3: get to get a day off work. Clint had someone
Speaker 3: calling sick yesterday because they got Morning Fresh in her
Speaker 3: And you know what, I believe it because I got
Speaker 3: toothpaste in my eye once and it was exclusion.
Speaker 2: I don't know how when you're doing the dishes here,
Speaker 2: how I shut yourself in the.
Speaker 3: Art open to the top of the Morning Fresh and
Speaker 3: it's gone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just flip. You know it's a You've got the
Speaker 2: advantage where being a lady.
Speaker 4: It's a male boss. Do you ever walk in But
Speaker 4: I've got medical dramas.
Speaker 3: I need to go medical dramas or just like no
Speaker 3: lady drama.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't see any mail boss it and going
Speaker 2: I'm going to know doot. No.
Speaker 3: I think we stopped using that as an excuse when
Speaker 3: we wanted to get out of swimming in high school.
Speaker 3: That was the only time I used that.
Speaker 2: I should have tried that. It is just gone.
Speaker 3: I got lady dramas. Well, everyone knew you didn't have
Speaker 3: a girlfriend.
Speaker 2: So incredible excuse. This is thirteen twenty four ten to
Speaker 2: join us on the air like Ash from Keyesbro, good morning,
Speaker 2: what's your excuse?
Speaker 3: I mean I had a employee call in once with
Speaker 3: a saw elbows, said she's gone to Kelly Health and
Speaker 3: the doctor has informed her she had a UTI.
Speaker 5: Because the first barone is a saw elbow.
Speaker 3: No, it's not a retractor that I know.
Speaker 2: That's it. That's the fint.
Speaker 3: I've had a UTI before and my elbows were fine.
Speaker 3: I don't know what she was doing to get that UTI.
Speaker 3: It must have been extensive if her elbows were sore too.
Speaker 2: Also, you call on speaker because you can't help the phone.
Speaker 3: Did Keally Health and they said it was a utr
Speaker 3: ut I elbow? Well, she's had a lot of fun
Speaker 3: to get that UTI. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty maybe is it? Ten is a number? We
Speaker 2: are talking best and worst excuses. Enza, Good morning, Welcome
Speaker 2: to the show.
Speaker 6: Good morning, good morning.
Speaker 2: What have you heard?
Speaker 3: Severe sunburn?
Speaker 2: That's a good one.
Speaker 3: I reckon, that's that. Severe sunburn is like you can't sleep,
Speaker 3: you can't Yeah, did you say send a photo? No
Speaker 3: to risk?
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what.
Speaker 4: And here's a tip, right if you like, say, if
Speaker 4: you're going to roll out severe sunburn and it's a
Speaker 4: lie and they ask for a photo, if you're going
Speaker 4: to Google image severe sunburn, send him a photo from
Speaker 4: like the fourth page into don't.
Speaker 2: Do it on the first page, only the second page Stretchah,
Speaker 2: I agree, yeah yeah, and then you've got to sort
Speaker 2: of crop the photo as well, exactly outside. You don't
Speaker 2: want him doing it, you know, we can't have a
Speaker 2: tattoo in it. Also, this is on a man.
Speaker 3: Severe sunburn though. That is like have you ever had
Speaker 3: it that? You get even into your sheets and you're like, oh.
Speaker 4: You know what Mondays would want to roll that out
Speaker 4: because the weekend that's like thirty eight Yeah, believable, But.
Speaker 2: That's a new problem. You've got to basically get to
Speaker 2: work and deal with it. That's what I reckon too.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's that's self inflicted. Do you think that's
Speaker 3: like you have to turn up like a hangover. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know, if I was actually sick, I would go
Speaker 3: to work. Back when I was in like mate early twenties,
Speaker 3: I would go to work when I was sick. But
Speaker 3: if I was tired or how to hangover, I'd make
Speaker 3: up every excuse on mygrain migrain.
Speaker 4: My wife is a job used to organize those promo
Speaker 4: stuff that'd been bottle shops on a Saturday. You know,
Speaker 4: like we're trying all the latest.
Speaker 3: I have an apparol hat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, West Coast Cooler stubby holder.
Speaker 4: Every Saturday, my wife's phone would light up and it'd
Speaker 4: be all like because they would have been I can't
Speaker 4: go down and set up the strong boat span.
Speaker 2: Sorry, grandma's dead again.
Speaker 3: Sturting my elbows.
Speaker 4: Yes, I could barely dial you. I've got dishwashing detergent
Speaker 4: in my life.
Speaker 3: Apparently if you get a bad enough UTI, it can
Speaker 3: cause joint pain.
Speaker 2: Sharing it. What's the best or worst excuse?
Speaker 7: Hi?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I had a gay employee and he rang me
Speaker 5: to say he had a male friend over fornight at
Speaker 5: dinner before and he hit on him and it really
Speaker 5: rattled him, so he couldn't come in.
Speaker 3: Oh, there's much to unpack.
Speaker 2: There is a lot. Is that sort of like an
Speaker 2: emotional He had a date.
Speaker 3: A bad date.
Speaker 5: It was just meant to be at dinner and he
Speaker 5: wasn't expecting.
Speaker 3: To be hit. One that could have gone anyway.
Speaker 4: Would have thrown me too in my youth, to be honest.
Speaker 3: If someone hit on you? What abated Christmas miracle? Brother?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I only have them on my phone. All the cards.
Speaker 4: Coming up next as the kids are heading back to school.
Speaker 2: There's something.
Speaker 4: There's something that I think would be a lot of homes,
Speaker 4: especially after Christmas, might have been given to the kids
Speaker 4: as a gift. Yeah, it needs to be removed. It
Speaker 4: is one of the things I want to ban from
Speaker 4: my house.
Speaker 2: Oh that's a strong word.
Speaker 4: We will go there, and I think a lot of
Speaker 4: parents will agree with me. It's not glitter, slime fun,
Speaker 4: It's not slime, but it comes a close. Third few
Speaker 4: things I hate. One is sand. I don't like the beach.
Speaker 3: Tell everyone what happened. Archie went to kinda yesterday, first
Speaker 3: day of kinder gorgeous little boy comes home sitting on
Speaker 3: the couch, happy as a clam and Jay says, come on, Bart,
Speaker 3: I'll take your shoes off. Takes your shoes off, full
Speaker 3: of sand all through the couch. So that would have
Speaker 3: just absolutely sent you.
Speaker 2: She just sent me.
Speaker 4: I can imagine that's where's all this they've got a
Speaker 4: sand pit at Kinder.
Speaker 3: Obviously, what else do that have? Kindermside sandpits?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's too much, do you do it? Kinder? Isn't it?
Speaker 2: So you hate sand so you don't go to the beach.
Speaker 4: I'd love, you know what, I'd love pebble beach.
Speaker 3: Astro too, Oh my god, caught a park.
Speaker 4: I'd love astro turf going into the water.
Speaker 3: That's a pond. That's a park and a pond.
Speaker 2: Fake grass. That's why I like the wave pull it
Speaker 2: fun fields. It's just concrete into water. Oh yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: it does you does get into many orifices.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's part of the fun having a share
Speaker 3: at the end of the day, being like what hate glitter?
Speaker 2: Get you on that.
Speaker 4: And there's one other thing that a lot of parents
Speaker 4: don't like, and I reckon their kids would have been
Speaker 4: given it over.
Speaker 3: The Christmas break so not goo all like slime?
Speaker 2: Hate that too. Plato, yes, get it.
Speaker 3: I can still smell and taste Plato from when I
Speaker 3: was a kid. I think it is to eat it,
Speaker 3: to eat it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, is it salty.
Speaker 3: It's got a bit of a funny smell and taste
Speaker 3: and I can still taste it.
Speaker 4: So my wife had her friend over. Her friend's given
Speaker 4: Plato to Archie as a little gift over the Christmas break,
Speaker 4: and the two mums are in the pool.
Speaker 3: Plato's an outside job.
Speaker 4: Right, absolutely, Lauren, I'm not on the couch.
Speaker 3: In fact, have you been to Jason's house. Everything's an
Speaker 3: outside job. Inside is for sleeping and sitting.
Speaker 2: Still, but there's so much room inside.
Speaker 3: You can't eat so many, so many cats have a room. No,
Speaker 3: no funn allowed in Jason's house. Outside for fun, inside
Speaker 3: for sleeping.
Speaker 4: So the kids and the two mums are outside.
Speaker 2: In the pool.
Speaker 3: What are you doing at this point?
Speaker 2: Cleaning inside?
Speaker 3: And then such a fun guy.
Speaker 2: This dust buster out, giant.
Speaker 3: Kids leaving their things everywhere.
Speaker 4: Giant thing of Plato, sitting like a blob on the
Speaker 4: a blobber Plato on the edge of the couch, like
Speaker 4: it was brown because it was all mushed together, you
Speaker 4: know when they mushed the colors in the bin. Well,
Speaker 4: I picked it up right, and I were.
Speaker 3: You worried that it might have accidentally been like a
Speaker 3: kid's tur tur.
Speaker 4: Well, I stormed outside and I start doing the Plato,
Speaker 4: but you no, you know the ball. Yeah, and I'm like,
Speaker 4: what's this doing inside?
Speaker 2: Yeah? It was Oh no, it was it. It was
Speaker 2: a little baby poop.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, was it? And I just rolled jokes
Speaker 3: on you.
Speaker 2: Dad, you're you're you're playing with the child's turn in
Speaker 2: your hands, rolling a ball like you do.
Speaker 3: Question why did your kid poopy on the couch because.
Speaker 2: We were teaching it toilet training.
Speaker 3: It as if you didn't know it was a poogy.
Speaker 4: No, I didn't because he mushed all the play.
Speaker 3: Together, mushed in with plato.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, but there was other poo' sealty loss lips.
Speaker 2: All right, let's do it.
Speaker 4: One of the big skills that our little Lauren has
Speaker 4: is lip reading.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Look, I be out of practice. It's been a couple
Speaker 3: of months, guys, but let's give it a crack, shall we.
Speaker 2: All right?
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Speaker 4: All right, Lauren, do you want to put on the
Speaker 4: noise canceling headphones? Surely has she already has?
Speaker 3: I'm ready.
Speaker 2: She's coming from break looking very glam She has, hasn't she? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I guess two weeks on a super yacht will do
Speaker 4: that to you.
Speaker 2: It will. What was her step count one day? Three
Speaker 2: four hundred four steps, which is basically the toilet, back
Speaker 2: the bar, back toilet again? Do you reckon? She missed us? Absolutely?
Speaker 3: Are we playing?
Speaker 2: Or what? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Did you miss us?
Speaker 3: Are you possessed?
Speaker 2: Did you miss us?
Speaker 3: Do you want to do business?
Speaker 2: Did you miss us?
Speaker 3: Should you.
Speaker 2: Miss us?
Speaker 3: Should I miss us?
Speaker 2: Did you? Did you miss miss us? Oh?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: Okay, So noise canceling headphones. We're playing load music and work.
Speaker 4: She has to see if she can read it.
Speaker 2: Here we go. Happy birthday, pesto.
Speaker 3: That to me sounded like you said happy birthday. A whole.
Speaker 7: Happy birthday, Happy birthday.
Speaker 3: It's penguin's first birthday.
Speaker 2: That penguin celebrates one today. Married at first sight?
Speaker 3: Married at first sight is just a delight. It's just
Speaker 3: a delight. Is that right?
Speaker 2: You know what we should do?
Speaker 4: We should rent her out to people who want to
Speaker 4: find out what's being said in the offices.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like our boss has got glass around his office.
Speaker 4: I want to know what he's saying in there. Well,
Speaker 4: then you'l Lauren.
Speaker 2: She's happy with it too.
Speaker 4: Someone get me a shandy because I'm feeling randy.
Speaker 3: Someone's been chatting and I feel great.
Speaker 2: Get me a shandy. I'm feeling randy.
Speaker 3: I've been cheating and I feel great.
Speaker 9: No, get me a shandy. Get me a jacket Shandy.
Speaker 9: Get me a shandy, Shandy.
Speaker 3: A jacket a sandy Shandy.
Speaker 2: Because I'm feeling randy.
Speaker 3: Get me a shandy because I feel.
Speaker 2: Great randy, Randy.
Speaker 3: Get me a shandy because I feel randy.
Speaker 2: Was that right? Yep? Okay? Last one, last one, last one?
Speaker 2: You to it. I want to do something about fed
Speaker 2: fast and how she's likely to probably pull herself next week,
Speaker 2: next week. You might hit yourself.
Speaker 3: Next week. You bought shingles, you got shingles.
Speaker 4: Next week, next week, I might hit myself.
Speaker 3: Next week, I might.
Speaker 2: Myself cheat. No, next week.
Speaker 4: Next week, I hit myself.
Speaker 3: Ship myself.
Speaker 2: For you, because you're doing fast the juices. You know,
Speaker 2: last time it happened. You're on the ten, that's right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't. I didn't.
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 3: I didn't. I didn't. I ran real fast.
Speaker 4: Time because you good morning everyone. It is just gone
Speaker 4: twenty four to eight. That is so tragic what has
Speaker 4: happened in the US with this helicopter and plane crash.
Speaker 3: It is and also I think like like a commercial
Speaker 3: plane that we all get on all the time, and
Speaker 3: you feel so safe on those big planes. It's just
Speaker 3: it's it's a terrible incident.
Speaker 2: And just hearing all the audio from like, you know,
Speaker 2: the flight tower, and you know, it's chilling. Was the
Speaker 2: was the jet on descent? Yes, it was.
Speaker 3: I believe it was landing and the helicopter I think
Speaker 3: was taking off, So it was a military helicopter. And
Speaker 3: I don't think they've said what's exactly happened yet, right.
Speaker 4: Well, Trump's come out and pretty much alluded to the
Speaker 4: fact that Roy didn't even allude to it. He said
Speaker 4: the helicopter was in the wrong. Well, yeah, this is
Speaker 4: some of the audio that was floating around after the accident,
Speaker 4: just when they're trying to you know, organize all the
Speaker 4: emergency services.
Speaker 10: Fire commands. The accident happened in the river. Both a
Speaker 10: helicopter and the plane crash in the river. I just
Speaker 10: saw a fireball and then it was just gone. So
Speaker 10: anything since they hit the river. But it was a
Speaker 10: crj and a helicopter that hit.
Speaker 2: That's the other thing.
Speaker 3: It's just it's a terrible, terrible accident.
Speaker 4: And in twenty twenty five everything's captured on film.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's shocking, you know, shocking scenes in America.
Speaker 4: It is just gone twenty three to eighty. Hey, guys,
Speaker 4: coming up next. How tight are you guys with your neighbors?
Speaker 3: Actually very tight. Now, I've never lived in a street
Speaker 3: like the one I do.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 3: It's so social and we all know each other. We
Speaker 3: all look after each other.
Speaker 2: Yep, me not so much.
Speaker 3: Well, well, you've only recently moved. There is anyone never
Speaker 3: there on weekends to say.
Speaker 4: Hello, Hollywood, A list who's very very close, close, very
Speaker 4: close to these neighbors.
Speaker 3: That close that next.
Speaker 4: Good morning everyone, this is number one hundred. You're on
Speaker 4: the air with A Jason and Lauren Clint here as well.
Speaker 4: We're doing it thanks to our mates. To shellel ready
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Speaker 4: eight o'clock, we are going to be doing debt roulette.
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Speaker 2: Music. I saw my old neighbors the other day from
Speaker 2: your old yeah.
Speaker 3: Because it's also sad when you leave your neighborhood. Farewell.
Speaker 4: We're the Croatian couple across the street, and then we
Speaker 4: had loved.
Speaker 3: Them so much. What were their names again, Steve Cheryl,
Speaker 3: that was not their names. You didn't know the Croatian couple.
Speaker 2: The Croatian couple.
Speaker 3: And then you had the swingers next door. Do you
Speaker 3: miss them?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Sharon the swinger and Andrew the footy nuffy across
Speaker 4: the street. I saw Andrew his family, and then when
Speaker 4: I was there, Sharon the swinger came run now.
Speaker 3: And what about the new neighbors. I know I met
Speaker 3: them because I sent birthday cake to their house instead
Speaker 3: of yours, that's right, and they had to bring it over.
Speaker 4: And then there was a lovely family. It's just moved
Speaker 4: in across the road over the Xmas break.
Speaker 3: Did you say x meiths?
Speaker 2: That is honest. Sorry, you're riding a Christmas card live
Speaker 2: on air.
Speaker 3: You can't use the word x meths as a replacement
Speaker 3: for Christmas. You can write it, you can't be saying
Speaker 3: Mary X Smiths. That's hinge.
Speaker 2: Lee was his name.
Speaker 4: He wandered over to introduce himself. They've just moved here
Speaker 4: from Adelaide.
Speaker 2: Not Italy Adelaide?
Speaker 3: Why did they move from Italy?
Speaker 2: Aid for her job? I got the full story, Oh
Speaker 2: Lee and who job?
Speaker 4: All I heard was that they had teenage kids, and
Speaker 4: I thought, hello, babysitters.
Speaker 2: Yes, I was going to go is this question?
Speaker 3: Did you grot them an xmus gift?
Speaker 2: I was gonna pop over with the bottle of champagne
Speaker 2: to say, welcome that stuff, bottle of shamp just walk
Speaker 2: from the area.
Speaker 3: Western's taking them Inlaide Hills, a bit of home for Exmuths.
Speaker 2: Well, people strike up relationships, be it friendships with their neighbors.
Speaker 2: I was very friendly with my elderly neighbors who used
Speaker 2: to offer to bring my take my bins out and
Speaker 2: then bring bring them back. In Jill and David.
Speaker 4: Late nineties, they can barely walk, but when they can,
Speaker 4: they're taking bins out.
Speaker 2: Well, let me take you to America. Kevin Costner in
Speaker 2: an intriguing situation involving his neighborhood.
Speaker 3: He's just he's just.
Speaker 2: Broken up with his wife, which is really really sad.
Speaker 2: But it turns out the ex Swiffy Christine is now
Speaker 2: engaged eighteen months after the split to his old neighbor.
Speaker 2: They were stooping neighbor.
Speaker 3: Ex wife Christine.
Speaker 2: Christine were married nineteen years, three kids, beautiful.
Speaker 3: He was too busy in Yellowstone obviously.
Speaker 2: Or he might have been spending too much time away.
Speaker 2: You're right, and you know a plate of a plate
Speaker 2: of food might have turned into.
Speaker 4: The football has gone over the fence. I better go
Speaker 4: and get it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I better go and get it naked.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the neighbors just falling in.
Speaker 2: Oh, pants down. Okay, something's definitely happened.
Speaker 3: I'm close with my neighbors. I'm not that close. Yeah, right,
Speaker 3: there's no cross contamination in my street.
Speaker 2: Going on, executive, the thumb, you've just moved into the
Speaker 2: area as well. Have you met your neighbors yet? Are you?
Speaker 2: Have you introduced the thumb into the Do you live
Speaker 2: in the same street.
Speaker 3: No, you're not stooping your neighbor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you stooping your neighbor. I'm not stooping the neighbor.
Speaker 2: Have you met them? I have, and.
Speaker 8: There's a young family. They're very lovely. I think the
Speaker 8: boys idolize me a little bit, like, yeah.
Speaker 2: When you're getting over at four o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 8: Well, when I kicked the foota to myself out at
Speaker 8: the front yard, I think they go, geez, that guy
Speaker 8: can move a bit.
Speaker 2: I wish you had friends someone to kick it too.
Speaker 2: Now you're a bit of a naked operator around there naked.
Speaker 3: I can't see in your windows, can they?
Speaker 8: The worst thing is because I always water my backyard naked.
Speaker 2: I always just walk out there and do it.
Speaker 8: But the worst thing is.
Speaker 3: Elevated budgee smugglers are fully naked.
Speaker 8: Well, if I do it like because again like to
Speaker 8: be knacked around the house, I'll just walk out and
Speaker 8: it's relatively private. But their house is elevated.
Speaker 3: No, you can't be doing that. And then do you
Speaker 3: hose yourself down instead of having a shower while you're
Speaker 3: out there?
Speaker 4: I know, Lauren, when I went round to see the
Speaker 4: new place, was he naked? He wasn't naked, but I
Speaker 4: saw that. I saw the glass dining room table. Remember
Speaker 4: he told us how he sits in the glass dining.
Speaker 3: Room table naked and has dinner naked.
Speaker 2: I did a little neoty run last night, had a
Speaker 2: shower and the dog. The dog was like, looked really
Speaker 2: really dry mouth. So I'm like, I walked outside. I'm like, oh, ship,
Speaker 2: there's no water in the backyard. There's no water in
Speaker 2: them in the bowl anyway. So I went out and
Speaker 2: filled up his water bowl necked.
Speaker 3: Not even in a towel. He just got out of
Speaker 3: the shower, dripping wet and walked into your backyard.
Speaker 4: He didn't lick you.
Speaker 3: It wasn't that thirsty. It's a special day. In fact,
Speaker 3: it's been a big week, lots of kids going back
Speaker 3: to school, but today is a very special down the calendar.
Speaker 3: Probably the biggest celebrity in Melbourne Eddie maguire, no celebrating
Speaker 3: their birth.
Speaker 4: Let me set the scene for those funny little feet
Speaker 4: tapping away.
Speaker 2: Should have seen the movie Happy a few times. Yeah, great,
Speaker 2: strong strong.
Speaker 3: We love bad day to be a bad week to
Speaker 3: be a penguin. When it's forty degrees up you're telling
Speaker 3: me the happiest, coziest, biggest penguin in Melbourne. He's turning one,
Speaker 3: Pestal Pesto. I nearly called him Pretzel. Pesto turns one today.
Speaker 3: Now you know it's the big chick. He's bigger than
Speaker 3: all the other.
Speaker 2: Can we ask someone labels on pest Charlotte works at
Speaker 2: Sea Life. She is the penguin team manager. Charlotte.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Good morning, Charlotte, Good morning. Big day, Big day,
Speaker 3: Big day.
Speaker 2: Big day for the big boy or the big girl.
Speaker 6: Huge party, fit for a king.
Speaker 3: And a boy. Pesto. Pisto's become a bit of a malebrity.
Speaker 3: In Pesto's met all the big star.
Speaker 2: Can we go through who has met Katie Perry.
Speaker 3: In the first year of Pisto's life. Who's gone to
Speaker 3: done a do a photo with?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I think it's a very, very very
Speaker 6: long list. I mean, yeah, he's not Katy Perry. Olivia Rodrigo.
Speaker 6: That was a big one. He's been nominated for a
Speaker 6: TikTok Award. Big man had the busiest social calendar, I
Speaker 6: think of any of us.
Speaker 2: That's so cool.
Speaker 3: Now now the Pistos one have the other penguin chicks
Speaker 3: caught up to him? Or is he still a big boy?
Speaker 6: He's a pretty big boy. I think probably the only
Speaker 6: the only other bird in the habitat who's big. Or
Speaker 6: it's probably his dad, Blake, Blake. That's that's just sad.
Speaker 2: Has fame gone to Pisto's head? Does he know? He's,
Speaker 2: you know, a man about town.
Speaker 6: I think he was born to be a star from
Speaker 6: the beginning. I think he's risen to the challenge now
Speaker 6: he's a He's a lovely individual. He's always been very friendly,
Speaker 6: very social with keepers and the rest of the colony.
Speaker 2: Just on that.
Speaker 4: I'm just looking at some of the solib photos inside
Speaker 4: pistos enclosure, and I've noticed they're all wearing like protective eyewear.
Speaker 2: Is that in case he has a pick? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Amongst amongst the rest of them. Hey, they've got big beats.
Speaker 6: We've got to be careful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, Okay, you take out Olivia.
Speaker 3: Rodriguez a bit of I mean, Olivia Rodrigo is a
Speaker 3: fair bit taller than Pisto. So this might be a
Speaker 3: dumb question. No such thing as a dumb question. Someone
Speaker 3: once told me this might be a penguins.
Speaker 6: Fly they do not fly, although I can confirmedly have
Speaker 6: need which is another commonly fast question.
Speaker 4: Have you ever seen him slide into the water. It's
Speaker 4: very reminiscentive that you and I getting into the pool.
Speaker 3: Just Pisto. Is he a food hoog?
Speaker 6: He's fond of his food. I think there are others
Speaker 6: there who are who are Greek here he's reasonably polight,
Speaker 6: but yeah, he loves Sammon's trout, his favorite.
Speaker 3: What's he doing for the big day?
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you just join us.
Speaker 4: We are talking to Charlotte, she's one of the penguin
Speaker 4: team managers at Sea Life. Is he having a fish
Speaker 4: cake today?
Speaker 6: He's actually on the jelly today. Yeah, it's good stuff. No,
Speaker 6: he'll have plenty of fish and lots of other truths.
Speaker 6: But we've got loads on today, lots of celebraties. We've
Speaker 6: got cookcakes. So first thousand gafts in the door today,
Speaker 6: we'll get a cookcake. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: Can I keep going in?
Speaker 3: And Jay, this is the third time you've come through.
Speaker 2: Well cupcakes, just on that now. The role call of
Speaker 2: malebrities coming through has been extraordinary. I mean, Lauren and
Speaker 2: I were hoping to add another one to the list.
Speaker 2: I mean, what would it take to get Jason that
Speaker 2: little jacket and the bunny little goggles and get him
Speaker 2: in and waddle with.
Speaker 3: Pesta like he's the Pesto of our team.
Speaker 6: Hey man, you can come in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, not today though, damn it the cupcakes. He's busy today.
Speaker 3: Pesto has a big days cupcakes. I think you know
Speaker 3: how they do the King and Queen of Mumba. I
Speaker 3: think it should just be Pesto. Yes, but let's campaign Charlotte.
Speaker 2: Thanks for jumping on.
Speaker 4: You guys do a great job down there at Sea
Speaker 4: Life and pass their best.
Speaker 2: On the Pesto.
Speaker 5: Oh, I will thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Just how many fish would he put away in one day? Oh? Not?
Speaker 6: I mean he was eating a lot more when he
Speaker 6: was little, only five or six?
Speaker 4: Bloody Yeah, I had add up at hounky Dory, wouldn't
Speaker 4: it Like for Pesto's birthday, Jas, I think you should
Speaker 4: do your best Pesto impersonation as we go to the
Speaker 4: they do it.
Speaker 3: Maybe you could see maybe you could sing happy birthday
Speaker 3: to Pesto and Penguin.
Speaker 2: Can you throw the happy you say something that Pesta
Speaker 2: any let's do it.
Speaker 4: If you're new to this little adventure every day after
Speaker 4: eight o'clock would give you a chance to win five
Speaker 4: thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: Yes, let's give away some cash.
Speaker 2: All right, let's go to let's see it this.
Speaker 3: Morning, see in Parane, Good morning New Zealander. When did
Speaker 3: you move to our fair shows.
Speaker 6: Over eight years ago?
Speaker 2: Nice?
Speaker 3: Do you like better?
Speaker 2: You're one of us?
Speaker 3: We like better?
Speaker 2: Sis, Look they both had positives.
Speaker 3: Good response, Yeah, answer, very diplomatic.
Speaker 2: Oh you're after the Hot Springs this weekend, like a
Speaker 2: true to you robebout I am first time? Oh you
Speaker 2: love it?
Speaker 3: What it's like thirty eight degrees? I don't know if
Speaker 3: it's a weekend for the hot.
Speaker 2: Got varying temperatures, there's a cold plunge, there's a cold plunge.
Speaker 3: You would literally be like human soup in the hot
Speaker 3: one on a thirty three day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not wrong.
Speaker 3: You just said, oh, yeah, Glint like you liked human souit.
Speaker 2: I like the Hot Springs. I LOI.
Speaker 4: First question, do you want to go an easy question
Speaker 4: for fifty bucks, medium question for five hundred, or roll
Speaker 4: the dice and go a hard question for five k
Speaker 4: What are we feeling?
Speaker 1: I'm going to roll the dice.
Speaker 5: For the five k.
Speaker 11: Yeah, five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: This is gettable. Jason chosen today's question. Lucy.
Speaker 3: All right, Lucy, here's how this one. Here's how the
Speaker 3: Jase thinks the fifty dollars questions are hard. So okay,
Speaker 3: here's how it works. You're going to hear a question.
Speaker 3: You'll get a three to two one countdown. You have
Speaker 3: to answer before the buzzer. So if you don't know,
Speaker 3: have a guess.
Speaker 2: Ready to go.
Speaker 3: I'm ready.
Speaker 4: We need we need an answer before the buzzer. Here
Speaker 4: comes your question for five k.
Speaker 2: What is the largest island in the world? Three two one?
Speaker 4: Spending the news Trumps trying to steal it.
Speaker 3: What what would you have said if you had more time?
Speaker 3: The Golf of Mexico, the gold that's.
Speaker 4: She's just thinking of what Trump wants to se to
Speaker 4: call that the Gulf of America, trying to take.
Speaker 3: Every He's not trying to take Australia. To be honest,
Speaker 3: I was like, I think it's Australia.
Speaker 2: It isn't it's Greenland's Greenland.
Speaker 3: No idiot, No, no, no, you're not an idiot.
Speaker 2: I know she's on the Danes have Greenland, but Trump.
Speaker 3: The Golf of Mexico. He's changing to the Golf of America.
Speaker 4: Hey, look, just because you get on air, you instantly
Speaker 4: go on the running for novous cash or the car.
Speaker 2: Okay, wonderful, thank you so much.
Speaker 3: I enjoy the hot springs, say well, stay hydrated in
Speaker 3: the heat.
Speaker 4: Or a brand new Kia Sportage s X hybrids.
Speaker 3: What would you take if you won the cat?
Speaker 2: Take the EV car?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I take the EV car too, Yeah, take the car?
Speaker 2: All right? Well, the odd hot springs it's great, but
Speaker 2: it's so popular that you've got to wait to get
Speaker 2: in the hot springs sometimes, or the one at the top.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, imagine when the eight degree heats then get
Speaker 3: in a forty degree pool.
Speaker 4: Don't see him getting out of the hot springs. A
Speaker 4: lot of the run of the bathroom doing oh what are
Speaker 4: you suggesting? Nothing at all, clinked, nothing at all. You're
Speaker 4: on the air with Jon Lauren. It was this time yesterday.
Speaker 4: We did kindy drop off, I know with that song
Speaker 4: playing for my three year old Archie. The videos on
Speaker 4: our Jason Lauren socials if you want to have.
Speaker 3: A look, very cute and we cause quin did he
Speaker 3: have a good first day?
Speaker 2: Of the scene. He loved it.
Speaker 3: Oh good, loved it.
Speaker 4: All the teachers are very good. I've had the other
Speaker 4: two go through there as well.
Speaker 3: I've heard the teacher. I've got other friends at that
Speaker 3: kindy and they said teachers are excellent.
Speaker 2: Yes, Heather's been there, I think before the kindy. She'd
Speaker 2: love me saying that.
Speaker 3: Well, one of my friend's kids go to that same kinder,
Speaker 3: and he also went to that kinder when he was
Speaker 3: a child, and he had the same teacher that his
Speaker 3: child has now. Go yeah, and he's thirty five. Yeah,
Speaker 3: there you go, guys. There were some big headlines while
Speaker 3: I was overseas. I think we spoke about it the
Speaker 3: other day. I was away for a month and every
Speaker 3: morning I'd wake up overseas and get on to news
Speaker 3: dot com or herolds on dot com and look at
Speaker 3: what the lead stories were in Melbourne. One of the
Speaker 3: major ones that was reoccurring was the cool cabana problem,
Speaker 3: which is sort of embarrassing that that's our biggest story
Speaker 3: over summer. There was news from the tennis. There was
Speaker 3: a lot going on in the tennis.
Speaker 2: There was also another headline, a couple of headlines. Teacher TJ.
Speaker 3: Made some headlines. Ferrari guy made some I forgot what
Speaker 3: he's called now made some headlines, uh Adrian Paul Telly.
Speaker 3: But the one that caught my eye the most was
Speaker 3: one very serious topic. It was a double page. I
Speaker 3: think this story was so big WHOA exactly.
Speaker 4: Like one of those investigations.
Speaker 7: Expose a potentially, Especially when it's written on page thirteen,
Speaker 7: you know it's big news. Meet mister Biggs of Melbourne,
Speaker 7: as in like Sex and the City, The mister Biggs
Speaker 7: of Melbourne.
Speaker 3: Mister b mister big, your mister big obsession, mister b
Speaker 3: who else our city's most eligible bachelor, single men and
Speaker 3: women of Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Listen up, talk to me.
Speaker 3: Not a few friends on this list.
Speaker 2: Before you read your Microsoft keep goingline.
Speaker 3: Turn it down.
Speaker 4: Okay, we have to keep we have to keep bumping.
Speaker 2: It was in ten Monday. Don't worry.
Speaker 3: Monday was a holiday. It was always going to be
Speaker 3: Friday because it's funny and on Fridays where you'd like
Speaker 3: to talk about funny things. Anyway, one of my friends,
Speaker 3: very good friends, starts to the Stars. Alice Garnot's on
Speaker 3: the list, Jack Charles from their Chrissy Swan really show
Speaker 3: with Jack. Very handsome man. He's on this. They say.
Speaker 3: He's a cheeky voice and anchor on Nervous Chrissy Show.
Speaker 3: Matt Agnew he's like the astro.
Speaker 2: Anyone catering for the senior end about.
Speaker 3: Mason Cox, Coxy, Tommy Little from another radio stage, Yeah,
Speaker 3: Nasty po and Arcis. And then there it was in
Speaker 3: shining lights, our very own Clint stan Away, our very
Speaker 3: own mister big.
Speaker 2: This is what it says, Bailey Smith, look at the jewel.
Speaker 3: Don't worry about Bailey Smith, Clint. No one's looking at
Speaker 3: Bailey Smith, dal No one's looking at Mason.
Speaker 2: A real estate agent.
Speaker 3: Okay, this is what it says about you, ladies of Melbourne.
Speaker 3: Or listen up here is Clint Bio, the TV host
Speaker 3: and third wheel to FM's number one Bricky Show. Jason Lauren.
Speaker 3: Stan Away, or Stanners, as he's known, is not just
Speaker 3: one of the busiest men in showbes, but also the
Speaker 3: most popular sort after mc a list events around town.
Speaker 3: His gift of the gab, Now this needs some explaining. Clint.
Speaker 3: His gift of the gab might not just be all things.
Speaker 2: Professional, but you do other things with you.
Speaker 3: We should call Alice and ask what she meant by that?
Speaker 3: What else are you doing with your gift of the
Speaker 3: gab that's not professional?
Speaker 4: Before you answered that, we just having random calls come
Speaker 4: through Helloa from Kilmore.
Speaker 2: Who you are? What's up?
Speaker 11: How you going?
Speaker 5: I thought i'd just bring up and say hello to Melbourne's.
Speaker 3: Mystery O Nicole. What do you think it means?
Speaker 2: When? Now?
Speaker 3: Let's keep your mind.
Speaker 2: Something to the game. Maybe we don't answer gift the
Speaker 2: gas professional.
Speaker 3: I want to know about your unprofessional side catering. But
Speaker 3: also sorry, I won't call you Clint anymore. It's mister
Speaker 3: b mister Big, mister Big Jane from Digger's Rest morning, Mister,
Speaker 3: what do you think about that? Do you think it's
Speaker 3: because he's a big dog?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Well, I don't know what the unprofessional.
Speaker 2: Side just told the Dean. Vivvy on Receptions just stormed in.
Speaker 11: He's got deliveries.
Speaker 2: From mister Big vv come here, you lad.
Speaker 3: What do you think, viv Do we think we only
Speaker 3: refer to him as mister mister Big from now on?
Speaker 4: Yes, mister Big, Yeah, no more Clint, no more clin
Speaker 4: mister Big, no more.
Speaker 3: Angel Faith, could you change his security past place when
Speaker 3: he says, welcome, mister b I'll talk to Johnny back.
Speaker 3: We've we've held off to Friday to do this, but
Speaker 3: I reckon Clink sort of tried to mention it to
Speaker 3: me about six times, wondering if I was going to
Speaker 3: bring it up. Stanny. Sorry, mister Biggie. Pretty happy with yourself.
Speaker 2: Well that's why screenshow it sent to you. Jason Lawrence
Speaker 2: Floods have missed this.
Speaker 3: I know this morning in the meeting, when the guy said,
Speaker 3: what do you want today's lights on? Sing a long
Speaker 3: song to be?
Speaker 4: I was like, oh my gosh, I know Melbourne. I'm
Speaker 4: as shocked as you are that she was in the meeting.
Speaker 4: How this works is we play an old school banger
Speaker 4: on a Friday, and we encourage you to turn your
Speaker 4: headlights on and sing along.
Speaker 3: If you like the song, yeah, and then it's sort
Speaker 3: of like you look at the other people their headlights
Speaker 3: only give them a nod that year respect.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty fourteen.
Speaker 4: If you see headlights flick on when we start playing
Speaker 4: the song, don't do it yet.
Speaker 2: It's when we start playing the song and the theme
Speaker 2: or the genre. It's like going on a magical mystery
Speaker 2: to or something.
Speaker 3: We did a Disney did a Disney Adventure lake last
Speaker 3: year when we did the best.
Speaker 2: Disney song playing them, No we did not today.
Speaker 3: Please, No, I'm not gonna. I would have liked to
Speaker 3: start the Disney song, but we're not. We're doing an
Speaker 3: old school banger today that many kids will never have
Speaker 3: heard before. There's a reason for it.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 3: The new lineup of the Voice Australia has just been released.
Speaker 3: So there's Kate Millerhike's back. Oh yeah, Ronan Keating. I
Speaker 3: love Ronan Melcy from the Spice Girls. She I think
Speaker 3: she was the best singer in the bunk.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Also, I feel like Melbury's done everything here at Different Sport.
Speaker 3: And Richard Marx. Now some people were like who is Richard?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I was like Richard, I was that.
Speaker 3: Until we said, you know the guy that sings this song.
Speaker 3: So we're going to do it now Melbourne. Oh, Richard
Speaker 3: Mars right here waiting. Turn your headlights on for the moms. Yeah,
Speaker 3: if you like it, turn your headlights on. This is
Speaker 3: permission to sing as loudly and proudly as you like.
Speaker 2: Got to be some mums and carnivals going off to
Speaker 2: this one.
Speaker 3: With the kids going mum, what is this?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Please mum, put the windows up, engage your headlights, get ready.
Speaker 2: To sing along.
Speaker 4: This is a ripper our lights on, sing along if
Speaker 4: you see lights coming on.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten. This is nov.
Speaker 3: Richard mars Water voice my.
Speaker 2: God, says Big Dickie Marx's page. You're just gone on
Speaker 2: playing your song in Melbourne.
Speaker 4: Jackie and point Cook. You're seeing lights on.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, isn't that a glorious song?
Speaker 6: At first I saw three behind me and then there
Speaker 6: ended up being five.
Speaker 2: Brilliant.
Speaker 3: Everyone's loving a bit of Richard Marks on this Friday morning.
Speaker 4: Ollienne, he's in lily Dash is on the way to work.
Speaker 4: We sing lights on across.
Speaker 3: Lights, lights on in lily Dale? Were you singing? I
Speaker 3: was singing my heart?
Speaker 2: Did you style?
Speaker 3: Did you embarrass your daughter on her first day of school?
Speaker 1: Up?
Speaker 9: Already so great?
Speaker 3: And I was giving it my heart see your love.
Speaker 3: Mum's got some Richard Marks to sing.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number, I said, mums
Speaker 4: will be singing in Kere carnivals right across Melbourne and
Speaker 4: on where are you?
Speaker 5: I'm just sinking on my way to work and.
Speaker 3: Were people singing with their lights on? They were?
Speaker 2: I'mwhat embarrassing for some of us? People weren't Oh my god,
Speaker 2: oh my god, Gemma, yes my mom? Right now?
Speaker 3: Is Carnival singing this song?
Speaker 2: Yes, young Carnival, windows down harder.
Speaker 3: That was one for the moms dads. But I don't
Speaker 3: think there'd be many kids that have Richard marks on
Speaker 3: his Spotify Spotify top one hundred.
Speaker 2: I've just sort of a cracker for next.
Speaker 3: What other songs did Richard Marx have Brody hold Onto
Speaker 3: the Night and the Summer Night or.
Speaker 2: To the night?
Speaker 3: Are you on sing it?
Speaker 2: Richard? I'm a Marksman? Marksman?
Speaker 4: Do you work in sanity or brushes back in the day?
Speaker 2: So his fandom are called Marksman? And that's me. You're
Speaker 2: actually serious love him?
Speaker 3: You did be tuning into the voice? Would you? Would
Speaker 3: you pick his team? If he's sputt his chair on
Speaker 3: the voice?
Speaker 8: Absolutely still got it to his handsome?
Speaker 3: Is he still handsome? Thought he looked a bit like
Speaker 3: like a slim Rod Stewart.
Speaker 4: Well be good to see it was interesting.
Speaker 2: I got to crack it for next week. I got
Speaker 2: to crack up the next week.
Speaker 4: Good Morning, Melbourne, and happy for Friday.
Speaker 2: Big shout out to Pesto. The Penguin.
Speaker 4: Celebrates his first birthday today down at Sea Life.
Speaker 2: God he's met some celebs.
Speaker 3: The Big Penguin. I would say he's Melbourne's biggest malebrity.
Speaker 3: I don't see Olivia Rodrigo and Katy Perry coming to
Speaker 3: town asking to meet anybody else. No, Pesto, they were there.
Speaker 4: Hey, uh guys over summer. Let's be honest. Any parent
Speaker 4: I talked. I was talking to Chrissy Swan yesterday actually
Speaker 4: in the over office and hey, going with kids on
Speaker 4: school holidays. She's like, I'm out of ideas and amount
Speaker 4: of money and I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, I hear you.
Speaker 3: I can imagine.
Speaker 2: Oh mate, I feel like an ATM.
Speaker 3: Just spit out cash, and towards the end you get
Speaker 3: quite desperate, right. You're like, I have friends who know
Speaker 3: we have nothing in our house that kids like, or
Speaker 3: because we have no kids, or like, can we come
Speaker 3: over with the kids. They just need to change this entery.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was like, they're like, we've got you've got dogs.
Speaker 3: Can they come and pack the dogs? I was like,
Speaker 3: you they can come.
Speaker 4: Almost sold the family cards just to give them money
Speaker 4: to go to Times to kill.
Speaker 2: A few hours.
Speaker 3: Half time zone in years.
Speaker 2: Oh is still a thing.
Speaker 4: Times there's other brands, but there's still time to get
Speaker 4: your tickets, to get the tickets. Still get the ticket? Well, no,
Speaker 4: they don't do the tickets. It goes on a card.
Speaker 3: Now, Oh that's not.
Speaker 2: As fun paper. Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, the tickets were fine.
Speaker 2: And you when you won big and those tickets just
Speaker 2: spot out of the machine.
Speaker 3: Here there's a bowling game still there.
Speaker 4: And still there, and you'd sit there and you drop
Speaker 4: I don't know, maybe three hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: You'd get tickets and then go and spend that on
Speaker 2: something store here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it was it was the thrill
Speaker 3: of it.
Speaker 4: So yeah, you're know what parents call it the kid casino.
Speaker 4: I'll meet you the kid casino.
Speaker 3: We go one day to three of us we've been
Speaker 3: out into time zone. Yeah, shouldn't activity?
Speaker 4: Should we lock ourselves in and not leave until we
Speaker 4: hit the jackpot?
Speaker 3: Isn't that the biggest price? How many tickets to?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 4: I think it's ok to get PlayStations, isn't there?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: There were times or do something now time zone? NOBU?
Speaker 2: You know what? We need a claw machine we need
Speaker 2: our own claw machine. Yeah with a yeah, yeah, yeah great.
Speaker 4: My my son's addicted to claw machines. What I was
Speaker 4: going to do for his birthday is just hire a
Speaker 4: claw machine and all these friends when they come over
Speaker 4: and put the present in the clawn machine, close the door,
Speaker 4: not him in the corn machine, the presence, and then
Speaker 4: he just spends all weekend trying to win.
Speaker 3: Well, have you seen in Japan there's like multi level
Speaker 3: buildings just full of claw machines. Really, oh my gosh
Speaker 3: in Tokyo. I never I went to Tokyo years ago,
Speaker 3: and I was not leaving until I got one of
Speaker 3: those big Hello kiddies. And I got one, and then
Speaker 3: I was like to take this home.
Speaker 2: I've heard about the vending machines.
Speaker 3: They're very different, and then anything claw machines and next level.
Speaker 3: Jason Lowren's dead.
Speaker 4: Overplayer Apple no FM dot com au is the place
Speaker 4: to go if you want us to clear debt, pay your.
Speaker 3: Bills, all right, Melbourne, let's do it. Thomas from packing Him,
Speaker 3: good morning, good morning.
Speaker 2: Take here we go.
Speaker 3: You got some bills piling up from summer. Ah, I
Speaker 3: definitely do talk us through some of them. What are
Speaker 3: you looking at I'm going to following your twenty eight
Speaker 3: dollars to pay off. Oh that's their conditioning, right, it
Speaker 3: hurts yep?
Speaker 9: Yeah, what else summer?
Speaker 4: What else is on your list there, Thomas?
Speaker 2: I got a four?
Speaker 6: I've got four dollars.
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, yep? You live alone? No, I live with
Speaker 2: my partner okay. Oh I've got an internet bill here
Speaker 2: as well for ninety dollars.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's one of the small one. All right, let's
Speaker 3: see if we can help you pay some of your bills.
Speaker 3: Now do you know how this game works?
Speaker 2: Right? You need to change your plan, brother, that's about right? Yeah,
Speaker 2: about eighty bucks?
Speaker 1: Yea?
Speaker 2: How much do you pay you on Dodo? No?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, I don't know who I'm on, but
Speaker 4: it would be less than ninety The kids are churning through.
Speaker 3: You must have a bundle.
Speaker 2: Do you have the foxtail bundle? I've got the bundle, guys,
Speaker 2: you must.
Speaker 3: It's the only way.
Speaker 2: I've got there, mate it.
Speaker 4: Oh, he'll hate me bringing this up.
Speaker 2: That's Lucky is his name.
Speaker 4: And he's old school, right, like he's got his.
Speaker 3: Dial up.
Speaker 2: And he's got what he's.
Speaker 4: Got, his old school foxtel iq still running. No, yeah,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, man, still move on to twenty twenty five.
Speaker 4: They've got the Binge app and I'm trying, and he's
Speaker 4: and his wife Tanya's like looking look at the app
Speaker 4: and everything, and I think you're feeling the pressure at
Speaker 4: our place. And he's like, yeah, we'll look at the app.
Speaker 4: And then as they were driving home, ten you're not
Speaker 4: getting the app. We're staying old school.
Speaker 2: Jase yep, I've got the Foxtail IQ bundle.
Speaker 3: I tod you do.
Speaker 2: Clint Nan got Internet in foxtail bundled up with the
Speaker 2: IQ boss.
Speaker 3: What are you watching on? Do you have the Fox
Speaker 3: tel like the old school remote control and the fast
Speaker 3: forward and rewined?
Speaker 2: Absolutely the big for record.
Speaker 3: I can still record it if you're going to miss it.
Speaker 2: Change. It's still very good, very I loved Fox eight.
Speaker 2: The Simpsons marathon still getting run on a Saturday, made
Speaker 2: everything national geographic.
Speaker 4: Okay, guys, Thomas Fox Sorry, back to Thomas.
Speaker 2: All right, Thomas, here we goes.
Speaker 3: You've got to get a bundled up.
Speaker 2: All right, here's how this works.
Speaker 4: We are going to tap out credit card on whatever
Speaker 4: bill you want. If it's approved, it's yours and you
Speaker 4: can walk out here with that bill paid. Otherwise you
Speaker 4: can play on, but if it gets denied or declined,
Speaker 4: you are out of here with nothing. What bill are
Speaker 4: we going first?
Speaker 2: Mate?
Speaker 6: Oh, we'll just go ok, we'll go with the.
Speaker 3: Yeah, go the big one power bill.
Speaker 4: Five hundred and twenty eight bucks.
Speaker 3: Yes, five hundred and twenty eight dollars off your plate. Now, Thomas,
Speaker 3: here's the question. Do you want us to try and
Speaker 3: tap the card on the second bill? But remember, if
Speaker 3: it's declined, you walk away with nothing.
Speaker 2: Basically, she's asking you, do you like.
Speaker 3: To punt or are you happy to walk away? I
Speaker 3: do love to punt thing?
Speaker 2: We have to walk away? Where's the Funnynes?
Speaker 3: I would walk away?
Speaker 4: What about the internet bill? Tell me check you ninety bucks?
Speaker 3: If you don't know how much? What if? Is it
Speaker 3: all for the sake of ninety dollars?
Speaker 2: It's up to you, Thomas, give it.
Speaker 3: About i'ld just stick with it.
Speaker 2: I got thank you? All right?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Thomas, Well let's check those.
Speaker 2: If he'd have done, we give him one more chance, Thomas,
Speaker 2: are you sure? Yeah? I'm bos Thomas.
Speaker 3: He's got his power. You're paid.
Speaker 4: Do you want to see it done? Do you want
Speaker 4: to see if the four hundred dollars rent bill would
Speaker 4: have been paid?
Speaker 9: I guess the hope, Well.
Speaker 3: What about that?
Speaker 2: I'm still grateful what I got now.
Speaker 3: The five hundred and twenty eight dollars power bill is
Speaker 3: definitely an air conditioning and leaving the lights on?
Speaker 2: Job?
Speaker 3: Are you going to go home? This is what my
Speaker 3: fiance said to me. Walks around the house all day,
Speaker 3: get me to turn the lights off?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that and and the were you born in
Speaker 2: a tent?
Speaker 3: You know what says to me? You're walking a bit
Speaker 3: heavy because he thinks I stomp when I walk.
Speaker 9: You are a stomper, you are I'm not a stomper, absolutely,
Speaker 9: I'm a little twinkle toes.
Speaker 2: They're big toes.
Speaker 3: And he downstairs, he yells out the stairs, heavy walking
Speaker 3: like I'm just walking.
Speaker 4: You guys are so love What a week? Guys bit rattled?
Speaker 4: So you know how we have the pope on?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Cheers?
Speaker 4: Am I allowed to produce juice? Am I allowed to say?
Speaker 4: What the next around of paper is? So every couple
Speaker 4: of weeks we have members in the Victorian Police and
Speaker 4: we sub guys in the Special Operations. We liked them,
Speaker 4: didn't you hard to get a laugh out of them.
Speaker 2: So it's Lauren click joke. It's my go to every week.
Speaker 3: We haven't your boys? Oh we had the song boys in.
Speaker 3: Clint and I looked at each other and then you
Speaker 3: just said it on it. It was like some thing's
Speaker 3: never changed.
Speaker 2: What water? The divers the water at the water well
Speaker 2: sort of a division of the water.
Speaker 3: The ones that actually go into the water, they find
Speaker 3: all sorts of things.
Speaker 2: They're taking me in.
Speaker 3: In the water.
Speaker 2: In the water.
Speaker 3: Are you going to wear a witsu? Are you gonna wear?
Speaker 2: Good? Question?
Speaker 3: They might have to rescue you.
Speaker 4: Well, producers, are we allowed talk about where they're taking me?
Speaker 4: Can you explain to Lauren and Clint what they asked
Speaker 4: you on the phone yesterday?
Speaker 11: So one of the locations that they do the training
Speaker 11: dives is under the West Gate because the water is
Speaker 11: dark and black. What they actually said yesterday, we can
Speaker 11: do somewhere else because the water is so dirty there,
Speaker 11: and we'd have to make sure that Jase has all
Speaker 11: his shots up to date.
Speaker 2: Doesn't need shots.
Speaker 3: You know, he's had many things in his body. He'll
Speaker 3: be find some of those pungy ear things though. I
Speaker 3: don't want you to get an ear in. Can you
Speaker 3: imagine the wind all the whist Gate water gave me
Speaker 3: an ear in?
Speaker 2: Victor, We've gotta gets.
Speaker 11: In the wet suit situation because obviously and they asked
Speaker 11: what size, and I had to ask how high do
Speaker 11: they go?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because the police divers would be very fit.
Speaker 2: Can I get a couple of larger stitch together plays?
Speaker 3: So you're going to do it under the whistkat No.
Speaker 2: I've opted for Williams Town.
Speaker 3: That's put him in the stink water. Him in the
Speaker 3: murky water for me, and.
Speaker 2: I don't think he's coming out.
Speaker 1: That is it.
Speaker 4: We are getting out of here for the weekend. Have
Speaker 4: a nice weekend, everybody.
Speaker 3: Well that is our first week down. Well done, guys.
Speaker 3: It's nice to be back. I did miss you guys
Speaker 3: over the holidays. I mean I was having a glorious time.
Speaker 3: But it's nice to be back.
Speaker 2: Enjoy the weather this weekend.
Speaker 3: It is going to be oh yeah, and stay hydrated.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh god, I'm going to be coming in here
Speaker 4: red as on Monday.
Speaker 3: N I had no sunscreen. Be so smart, Come on
Speaker 3: with a hole in the ozone layer. Protect your skin,
Speaker 3: especially your white pasty skin, off with your red hair.
Speaker 2: What are you doing.
Speaker 4: I'm off to check if adults can get robins.
Speaker 3: He's off to buy a wetsuit and a wide brim hat.
Speaker 4: All right, I have a great wing game. We'll see
Speaker 4: him Monday.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Gonna be a good Jason Lauren, Jason Lauren, wake up
Speaker 3: feeling good on nover one hundred, Jason Lauren Holly good
Speaker 3: on socials