WEBVTT - Full Show: Worst Excuses For Pulling A Sickie 0:00:09.560 --> 0:00:20.400 Good morning Melbourne, la start your morning the right away. 0:00:20.480 --> 0:00:27.600 This is Jason Lauren on Well, good morning, happy bad. 0:00:28.800 --> 0:00:34.840 Good morning, Happy Friday, Melbourne everybody. It's also someone very 0:00:34.960 --> 0:00:39.040 local and important. Melbourne's birthday today. Pesto, the Fat Penguin 0:00:39.080 --> 0:00:43.440 is turning one giant penguin, not cub what do they 0:00:43.440 --> 0:00:44.040 call it? Chick? 0:00:44.760 --> 0:00:48.240 Is that the one that all the celebratory would go, Yeah, 0:00:48.640 --> 0:00:51.559 Olivia Rodrigo, Katie Perry, they're all like wearing the big 0:00:51.600 --> 0:00:54.040 puffa jacket like they're packing the dairy. 0:00:54.800 --> 0:00:57.080 Its just in the meeting before said, what's happening in 0:00:57.160 --> 0:00:59.080 town today is what I think we should talk about. 0:00:59.400 --> 0:01:03.280 Melbourne store Sorr, Pesto's first birthday around. 0:01:03.480 --> 0:01:04.720 We must go, we must get. 0:01:04.760 --> 0:01:07.840 When you said celebrity has been asked to go in, 0:01:08.120 --> 0:01:10.000 put the coat on and get a photo with Pesto, 0:01:10.200 --> 0:01:11.000 have you been asked no? 0:01:11.080 --> 0:01:12.320 What about the degraders? 0:01:12.520 --> 0:01:13.240 What about us? 0:01:13.280 --> 0:01:15.080 What about nothing? 0:01:15.240 --> 0:01:16.199 Don't forget your local. 0:01:16.680 --> 0:01:19.200 My fancy more than seeing Jason one of those silly 0:01:19.240 --> 0:01:22.640 coats going out the waddling out onto the ice with Pesta. 0:01:22.440 --> 0:01:25.000 And you're not allowed to look at him. 0:01:25.040 --> 0:01:26.360 Wattle, which one. 0:01:27.959 --> 0:01:29.679 Which runs the Fat Penguin. 0:01:32.240 --> 0:01:34.840 Executive producer Brody the Thumb. Would you be able to 0:01:34.840 --> 0:01:37.760 put a call through to the query arm and ask 0:01:37.880 --> 0:01:40.440 if I can roll in the snow with Pesto? 0:01:41.680 --> 0:01:42.920 I will put it in now you. 0:01:43.000 --> 0:01:44.640 I mean, I think that they will turn their nose 0:01:44.720 --> 0:01:47.200 up at you're given that. Like he has been here 0:01:47.240 --> 0:01:48.720 for a year and you've had no interest, But on 0:01:48.760 --> 0:01:50.080 his big day you want to get. 0:01:49.920 --> 0:01:52.640 In fat overshadow Pesto's day. I'm just saying, like, you 0:01:52.680 --> 0:01:54.800 know today at all sound very busy. 0:01:54.920 --> 0:01:56.240 He doesn't want to share his fish with you. 0:01:56.880 --> 0:01:57.800 Why what are you going to do? 0:01:58.360 --> 0:02:01.800 My ma after Sydney? So I got the three kids. 0:02:01.840 --> 0:02:05.520 Oh that's right, he's batching it weekend, bat it weekend 0:02:05.560 --> 0:02:06.640 to batch it with the weather. 0:02:06.920 --> 0:02:11.200 Yep, last weekend pools in full full effect. You've warmed 0:02:11.200 --> 0:02:11.480 it up. 0:02:11.639 --> 0:02:11.839 Yep. 0:02:11.960 --> 0:02:13.800 You got some kind of donut to just hang in 0:02:13.840 --> 0:02:14.440 and drink. 0:02:14.240 --> 0:02:18.560 These believe it? Yeah ready, yeah, safety as well. 0:02:18.560 --> 0:02:20.960 I'm wearing float it's the kids will watch me good yep, 0:02:21.480 --> 0:02:22.320 the kid You know what I mean. 0:02:22.480 --> 0:02:25.880 So a video you pop up last night at fun Fields. Yes, 0:02:26.520 --> 0:02:29.399 you're very relaxed on the lazy River. 0:02:30.000 --> 0:02:31.600 Oh yeah, you're on a donut. I was on a 0:02:31.639 --> 0:02:33.440 donut eating a donut on a donut. 0:02:33.520 --> 0:02:35.680 Yeah. Yeah. One of the kids is like, you finished 0:02:35.680 --> 0:02:37.280 with that. I'm like, don't touch. 0:02:37.120 --> 0:02:44.240 My da Daddy don't. Yes, this is Daddy Donuty. Yesterday 0:02:44.240 --> 0:02:46.280 on the show, we took the Show on the road. 0:02:46.280 --> 0:02:48.760 It was Archie's first day video. 0:02:48.840 --> 0:02:50.920 If you haven't seen it, the video is on our 0:02:50.960 --> 0:02:52.880 socials Jason Lauren on Instagram. 0:02:53.040 --> 0:02:54.840 Yeah, very very exhausted. 0:02:55.160 --> 0:02:57.880 He loved it. It was a half day. 0:02:58.120 --> 0:02:59.880 Of course, your. 0:02:59.720 --> 0:03:01.920 Wife flu was very emotional. How did she go? 0:03:02.560 --> 0:03:03.120 She was okay. 0:03:03.160 --> 0:03:07.440 There was one So there was an incident when I 0:03:07.520 --> 0:03:10.400 was leaving the daycare. There was this one little kid 0:03:10.720 --> 0:03:13.320 and his hands are like sliding down the glass door 0:03:13.360 --> 0:03:16.359 and he's screaming for his mum and dad and they're 0:03:16.440 --> 0:03:18.960 like three teachers are trying to drag him off the door, 0:03:19.000 --> 0:03:22.240 and I'm trying to step over himself and leave. But yeah, 0:03:22.280 --> 0:03:22.560 I was. 0:03:22.520 --> 0:03:25.160 Like, well, Archie just sort of waddled in like see 0:03:25.160 --> 0:03:25.720 you guys. Bye. 0:03:26.840 --> 0:03:30.440 It was very reminiscent of you know that scene in 0:03:31.400 --> 0:03:33.200 Share Shank when they watch him all get off the 0:03:33.200 --> 0:03:34.680 bus and they try and bet on which one's going 0:03:34.720 --> 0:03:35.480 to burst into tears. 0:03:35.520 --> 0:03:37.040 Because they can't handle being in jail. 0:03:37.400 --> 0:03:40.240 It was like that, Oh yeah, he'll love it though, 0:03:40.320 --> 0:03:42.520 give it a day, exactly, give it a week. 0:03:42.280 --> 0:03:45.000 It'll be fine. He watched his brothers go to school, 0:03:45.200 --> 0:03:47.800 come home from school. We weren't talking about Archie, were 0:03:47.800 --> 0:03:48.360 talking about. 0:03:48.160 --> 0:03:49.920 The kid last Yeah. 0:03:50.240 --> 0:03:51.880 Yeah, but what I'm trying to say is that he's 0:03:51.880 --> 0:03:52.520 so comfortable. 0:03:53.120 --> 0:03:56.360 She was fine. Ye, No, Archie was fine. Lou was 0:03:56.360 --> 0:03:57.320 the one that was upset. 0:03:57.400 --> 0:03:57.600 Yeah. 0:03:57.640 --> 0:03:59.360 I think there would have been a lot of tears yesterday. 0:03:59.560 --> 0:04:00.960 It's school drop off. 0:04:01.080 --> 0:04:03.560 A bit of a situation as well. Did your wife 0:04:03.560 --> 0:04:05.280 get some flowers I sent her yesterday? 0:04:06.280 --> 0:04:09.280 Was that you? Did you not put the names? 0:04:09.600 --> 0:04:10.800 Was there no card yet? No? 0:04:10.840 --> 0:04:11.560 There was a card? 0:04:11.640 --> 0:04:13.040 Did it not for Laren and Clinton? 0:04:13.200 --> 0:04:14.560 It said from Lauren Clinton? The team? 0:04:14.640 --> 0:04:17.039 And I bring Brady executive producer, and went, look at 0:04:17.120 --> 0:04:19.200 you guys sorting flowers for the wife. And he said, 0:04:19.400 --> 0:04:21.279 I've got no idea what you're talking about. 0:04:21.800 --> 0:04:24.520 From Clint and I to say, well done on getting 0:04:24.560 --> 0:04:26.040 all three kids out of the house. 0:04:26.160 --> 0:04:26.760 She's a good egg. 0:04:26.839 --> 0:04:32.560 And I accidentally sent them to my house first. I 0:04:32.680 --> 0:04:34.039 delivered them to my own house. 0:04:34.760 --> 0:04:35.719 She was like, who said me? 0:04:35.760 --> 0:04:37.200 For I wasn't true if they made it. 0:04:38.040 --> 0:04:42.000 Are you listening to Nova today? Tops to twenty four? 0:04:42.080 --> 0:04:43.839 She's going to be warm on the weekend. 0:04:43.480 --> 0:04:46.000 And into next week. Actually, have you seen the forecast? 0:04:46.000 --> 0:04:47.600 Things are getting Would you like. 0:04:47.560 --> 0:04:49.640 Me to read you the forecast? Because it's important to 0:04:49.680 --> 0:04:54.200 prepare for these things. P thirty one Tomorrow thirty seven, 0:04:54.400 --> 0:04:59.039 Sunday thirty seven, Monday eight Tuesday. We got four days 0:04:59.040 --> 0:04:59.320 a heap. 0:04:59.400 --> 0:05:00.520 Baby, that's good. 0:05:00.720 --> 0:05:01.360 I love it. 0:05:01.520 --> 0:05:03.719 That's good, Seltzer and sprits. Weather. 0:05:03.800 --> 0:05:04.800 Isn't it not for me? 0:05:05.040 --> 0:05:05.560 An issue? 0:05:05.600 --> 0:05:07.159 Because today's the last day? 0:05:07.279 --> 0:05:07.760 What do you mean? 0:05:08.000 --> 0:05:09.000 Fe fast tomorrow? 0:05:09.680 --> 0:05:11.239 No, I'm not living through this again. 0:05:11.680 --> 0:05:14.960 Not only am I doing fe fast, We're both doing it, 0:05:15.080 --> 0:05:17.440 and I'm doing the full health reseet twenty eight days. 0:05:17.480 --> 0:05:19.640 Okay, First things first, he's been eating air for the 0:05:19.680 --> 0:05:22.599 last two years anyway, so it could be in men's health. Look, 0:05:22.680 --> 0:05:26.600 so that doesn't really affect me, but it's more me and. 0:05:26.560 --> 0:05:28.159 It also means that we're going to be judging you 0:05:28.240 --> 0:05:30.400 when you eat badly. 0:05:30.120 --> 0:05:32.919 For the next when you're going into your muffs here. 0:05:33.560 --> 0:05:39.560 Muffins, muffins, No one's going into that's six o'clock in 0:05:39.560 --> 0:05:39.880 the morning. 0:05:39.960 --> 0:05:44.800 I am married muffins head into them. 0:05:48.960 --> 0:05:50.720 When he gets muffins from across the road at the 0:05:50.760 --> 0:05:54.320 paper shop Deli was the full sentence. So, yes, we're 0:05:54.760 --> 0:05:57.800 we're on an extreme health kick from tomorrow last day 0:05:57.839 --> 0:05:58.599 before fem Fast. 0:05:58.760 --> 0:05:59.640 Well, well, don't do that. 0:06:00.000 --> 0:06:02.800 Actually saw the dietitian last week and she said, well, 0:06:02.839 --> 0:06:04.520 if you don't want to start this week, so I said, 0:06:04.560 --> 0:06:07.760 I'll line up my twenty eighth day eating plant with 0:06:07.800 --> 0:06:09.400 feb Fast. And she said, but if you don't want 0:06:09.400 --> 0:06:10.800 to do it for that first week because it's your 0:06:10.800 --> 0:06:12.440 first week back at work, you can do the pre 0:06:12.560 --> 0:06:14.679 tox so you know, just try and not have sugar 0:06:14.720 --> 0:06:16.000 and not have it. Do you think I've done that? 0:06:16.560 --> 0:06:18.480 A pizza and a glass of wine for dinner, that's 0:06:18.520 --> 0:06:23.159 my girl was like a pepperoni. 0:06:24.279 --> 0:06:26.279 Yeah, that's a bit of an America. Well. 0:06:26.360 --> 0:06:29.200 I got home quite late yesterday because I actually had 0:06:29.240 --> 0:06:31.599 a bit of a sad day. I went to a 0:06:31.680 --> 0:06:35.480 funeral yesterday of my dad's best friend uncle. We called 0:06:35.520 --> 0:06:37.640 him Uncle Ray. My dad's an only child, Uncle Ray, 0:06:37.760 --> 0:06:38.279 Uncle Ray. 0:06:38.560 --> 0:06:40.680 I was feeling for Bobby, your dad yesterday. I know, 0:06:40.760 --> 0:06:42.360 I think it would have been a bloody hard day. 0:06:42.640 --> 0:06:42.839 Yeah. 0:06:42.880 --> 0:06:45.440 Dad's an only child, so he's like four best mates 0:06:45.440 --> 0:06:48.200 were like his brothers, and they grew up like uncles 0:06:48.200 --> 0:06:52.320 to us. All of their kids were like cousins. And 0:06:52.360 --> 0:06:54.360 it was such a funny day because this and as 0:06:54.360 --> 0:06:57.479 we've got older, like he lived in Shepperdon and other 0:06:57.520 --> 0:07:00.000 family friends have all moved away, and as you get older, 0:07:00.080 --> 0:07:02.440 you don't see those friends that you grew up with. 0:07:02.480 --> 0:07:05.400 This family friends. No, so I hadn't seen some of 0:07:05.440 --> 0:07:07.480 these people for like ten years. 0:07:08.400 --> 0:07:10.360 Like the kids they listened to you in the wireless 0:07:10.600 --> 0:07:10.920 Some do. 0:07:11.000 --> 0:07:13.440 Some have absolutely no interest in this radio show whatsoever, 0:07:13.480 --> 0:07:14.640 and say what are you up to these days? 0:07:14.640 --> 0:07:16.000 But they shocked at how you'd aged. 0:07:17.880 --> 0:07:20.240 You must be in your forties. Now. I know, I 0:07:20.280 --> 0:07:22.040 know your fore HiT's the same as last time I 0:07:22.040 --> 0:07:22.360 saw you. 0:07:24.000 --> 0:07:27.160 But it is so funny because it's like, oh my god, 0:07:27.240 --> 0:07:28.920 and I was like the last time I saw you 0:07:28.960 --> 0:07:32.360 and I was like, oh, it was an Uncle Jimmy's funeral, 0:07:33.000 --> 0:07:36.080 Like it's we're in that cycle of seeing those people 0:07:36.080 --> 0:07:37.160 at funerals, and I was. 0:07:37.200 --> 0:07:38.720 Like, we're not doing twenty first anymore. 0:07:38.920 --> 0:07:42.080 No, I'm like, we need to organize a catch up 0:07:42.160 --> 0:07:45.880 with all of like the family friends outside of that environment, 0:07:46.080 --> 0:07:48.240 and I just I feel like it's a funny thing, 0:07:48.320 --> 0:07:51.120 especially when it's a family friend, because you go back, 0:07:51.320 --> 0:07:53.160 like we don't have a lot of recent memories together 0:07:53.160 --> 0:07:55.000 that you go back in time to our childhood where 0:07:55.000 --> 0:07:58.480 we spent every weekend together because our parents were best friends, 0:07:58.920 --> 0:07:59.840 those friends and everyone. 0:08:00.240 --> 0:08:01.840 You pick up where you left off as well. 0:08:01.720 --> 0:08:04.679 Totally, except we're just like ten years old. 0:08:04.520 --> 0:08:06.640 And yeah, but you're still saying the same jokes. 0:08:06.960 --> 0:08:07.240 I know. 0:08:07.800 --> 0:08:09.680 My dad nailed his eulogy, by the way, it was 0:08:09.680 --> 0:08:12.440 one of the funniest things I've ever heard. But one 0:08:12.440 --> 0:08:15.240 of the family friends just gave me so much joy. 0:08:15.520 --> 0:08:18.160 Walked over to my brother. We're standing there, and he 0:08:18.200 --> 0:08:22.080 walked over and he said, gee, you're an ordinary looking kid, 0:08:22.880 --> 0:08:26.960 but you've come good it is that would have made 0:08:27.040 --> 0:08:29.840 you made my day. I was like, good on, good 0:08:29.840 --> 0:08:30.920 on your uncle, Brian. Your nailed. 0:08:31.400 --> 0:08:33.320 It would have been worse the other way, don't. 0:08:33.120 --> 0:08:39.440 You the ugly duckling boat And it's much better to 0:08:39.440 --> 0:08:39.920 be this way. 0:08:40.000 --> 0:08:43.000 Absolutely. Can I ask about the catering? 0:08:43.800 --> 0:08:48.199 Now, you love a funeral, I love it. No funeral catering? 0:08:51.240 --> 0:08:55.120 Yes, off. 0:08:57.000 --> 0:09:00.640 Well before I left yesterday and he said, oh, enjoy 0:09:00.679 --> 0:09:02.920 the sandwiches. There's always good. 0:09:03.160 --> 0:09:05.280 There was chicken sandbas especially chicken. 0:09:05.840 --> 0:09:08.360 And many cashas the cache. 0:09:10.000 --> 0:09:12.240 Anyway, she's very big at funerals. 0:09:12.440 --> 0:09:15.920 Because it's old people. Often not all the time. 0:09:16.040 --> 0:09:18.079 Problem is when the cash is left too long in the. 0:09:18.040 --> 0:09:20.959 Warm in the baby room can go. 0:09:21.000 --> 0:09:24.040 A little bit dry. 0:09:24.040 --> 0:09:27.480 Wait, it was a special send off, but yeah, that 0:09:27.559 --> 0:09:30.120 was the highlight. You were an ordinary looking kid going. 0:09:30.280 --> 0:09:32.400 I was like, that'd be if you're good, if your 0:09:32.440 --> 0:09:34.160 dad's listening this morning. We love your bobby. 0:09:34.280 --> 0:09:36.840 I know, I know he drunk enough beer is to 0:09:38.200 --> 0:09:39.840 the loss of his friend and he ain't up at 0:09:39.840 --> 0:09:40.360 six o'clock. 0:09:42.160 --> 0:09:43.360 What's e being up to for the weekend? 0:09:43.440 --> 0:09:48.040 Looks beautiful there. I am having a very quiet, low 0:09:48.120 --> 0:09:50.319 key first weekend of fed fast weekend. 0:09:50.360 --> 0:09:52.679 You should put up for a swim. Actually, no, no, no, 0:09:52.760 --> 0:09:54.559 fed Fast. I don't need you in the house. I 0:09:54.600 --> 0:09:58.920 don't want your smelly juices. She's drinking, aren't you the 0:09:59.040 --> 0:09:59.800 juice cleansy thing? 0:10:00.040 --> 0:10:02.480 How's it work? Is that? What was that? 0:10:05.559 --> 0:10:08.559 When you have a way with work? You don't know 0:10:08.800 --> 0:10:12.240 fed Fastest we don't drink for February. But I'm also 0:10:12.400 --> 0:10:17.000 doing a de tops twenty eight dates called a metabolic research. 0:10:17.080 --> 0:10:19.200 But is that with the smelly juice and solids? 0:10:19.640 --> 0:10:22.600 No, you just don't eat. There's a there's a list 0:10:22.640 --> 0:10:23.480 of no. 0:10:23.360 --> 0:10:26.040 You eat, heap, grumpy next week at all. 0:10:26.120 --> 0:10:28.040 That's I'm starting on Saturday. I'll get through the first 0:10:28.040 --> 0:10:30.679 two days and then come in day three to be 0:10:30.679 --> 0:10:33.120 the worst. So Monday will be fun. You eat like 0:10:33.840 --> 0:10:37.080 lots of protein and veggies and I don't know what else. 0:10:37.200 --> 0:10:39.800 Actually, do you remember what we did last time? She 0:10:39.800 --> 0:10:40.520 she embarked on this. 0:10:40.559 --> 0:10:42.360 Remember I did it like two years ago, and we 0:10:42.440 --> 0:10:42.840 got all. 0:10:42.720 --> 0:10:44.480 Those sweet treats delivered through. 0:10:44.320 --> 0:10:46.679 The giants were sending them in. 0:10:48.559 --> 0:10:50.640 Donuts have arrived the one. 0:10:50.920 --> 0:10:53.000 Yeah, I know. We've got doughnuts, We've got thick shakes, 0:10:53.040 --> 0:10:56.080 we got like all kinds of things. And then I 0:10:56.160 --> 0:10:59.480 realized halfway through the show that you will just to 0:10:59.600 --> 0:11:00.320 rub it in my e. 0:11:00.520 --> 0:11:02.920 It's solidarity. I'm doing it with Lauren, so there'll be 0:11:02.960 --> 0:11:03.560 two of us. 0:11:03.880 --> 0:11:05.160 Do you think it's going to crack first? 0:11:06.000 --> 0:11:06.200 Yeah? 0:11:06.200 --> 0:11:09.160 I agree? Really yeah, you'll drink as if. 0:11:09.040 --> 0:11:10.200 You're not going to drinks? 0:11:11.160 --> 0:11:13.559 Can I say though? Doing it in February is much 0:11:13.559 --> 0:11:17.200 harder than doing it in like March or sorry May 0:11:17.440 --> 0:11:19.280 or like when it's a bit Yeah, yeah, you can 0:11:19.360 --> 0:11:21.760 hibernate where it's like you're out and about sunny. I 0:11:21.800 --> 0:11:23.840 feel like a sprits when it's thirty eight degrees. 0:11:23.880 --> 0:11:25.719 So it's about the safe swing past my place. I'm 0:11:25.720 --> 0:11:27.520 at home with the three kids. I'll be by the pool. 0:11:27.559 --> 0:11:29.640 Well, I can be a designated driver for February. 0:11:30.600 --> 0:11:33.840 Oh well, I'm doing February. 0:11:34.160 --> 0:11:35.080 Yeah, you're doing it too. 0:11:35.320 --> 0:11:36.240 I'll come for the ride. 0:11:36.400 --> 0:11:38.920 Clint should Clint tonight like be uber drivers for the month. 0:11:39.360 --> 0:11:43.600 If people need picking up or dropping off. You didn't 0:11:43.600 --> 0:11:45.160 get safe and not getting in the car with me? 0:11:45.320 --> 0:11:48.480 Yeah yeah, I might walk it. Hey, coming up next go. 0:11:48.800 --> 0:11:51.840 Today is Friday and a few people might be feeling 0:11:52.920 --> 0:11:54.319 just a little bit in under. 0:11:54.160 --> 0:11:55.760 The weather, especially when the weather's this good. 0:11:56.559 --> 0:11:57.520 Taking a little cheeking. 0:12:00.120 --> 0:12:01.960 I reckon it'll be on Monday when people are sick. 0:12:02.000 --> 0:12:06.040 When it's someone was missing in action from the workplace yesterday, 0:12:06.120 --> 0:12:09.720 And you will never believe the excuse they came up with. 0:12:09.960 --> 0:12:11.640 Did someone pull was sicky here at nover. 0:12:12.520 --> 0:12:15.040 Thirteen twenty four to ten to get involved I want 0:12:15.040 --> 0:12:19.600 to ask our listeners about work excuses. What sort of 0:12:19.600 --> 0:12:23.719 elaborate excuses you've heard or your views to get out 0:12:23.720 --> 0:12:26.319 of a day of work. It is Friday, a lot 0:12:26.320 --> 0:12:28.800 of people might be sort of feeling a little under 0:12:28.800 --> 0:12:29.160 the weather. 0:12:29.760 --> 0:12:31.600 I reckon Monday is going to be the same day 0:12:32.000 --> 0:12:33.319 because or something. 0:12:33.520 --> 0:12:38.840 It's too hot now yesterday in a workplace, which just 0:12:38.880 --> 0:12:41.920 to protect the staff involved, I just say that it's 0:12:42.000 --> 0:12:45.120 a workplace, and I won't name. 0:12:45.320 --> 0:12:48.240 What's either here or channel unless you're pullner ship at 0:12:48.280 --> 0:12:49.319 seven eleven and we don't know what. 0:12:49.520 --> 0:12:52.960 Let's just say I won't. I won't to release the 0:12:53.000 --> 0:13:02.720 details of the gender anyway, this employee telling I'm not saying, 0:13:03.240 --> 0:13:06.080 you know, HR and all that need to protect the employee. 0:13:07.240 --> 0:13:12.640 The phone rings and it's said employee, I'm so sorry 0:13:12.880 --> 0:13:15.000 I cannot come in today. Is that what he said? 0:13:15.320 --> 0:13:15.800 She said? 0:13:16.720 --> 0:13:22.680 They said, I've shot myself in the eye. What with 0:13:23.960 --> 0:13:32.920 morning Fresh dish washing liquid? This person is doing the 0:13:33.000 --> 0:13:34.880 dishes over the sink. 0:13:35.280 --> 0:13:36.400 What time of the day. 0:13:36.640 --> 0:13:41.720 I believe it was a night job, wasn't he shot 0:13:41.760 --> 0:13:44.520 myself in the eye with the morning Fresh and the 0:13:44.559 --> 0:13:48.680 burning is so extraordinary that I've had to take the 0:13:48.760 --> 0:13:51.959 day off. Now it was the green morning fresh, because 0:13:52.400 --> 0:13:54.679 we asked the question, was it the green or the yellow? 0:13:55.840 --> 0:14:00.960 You know, I love the morning fresh in the eye. 0:14:01.120 --> 0:14:04.360 You know, once I I don't know who this person 0:14:04.400 --> 0:14:08.360 he she was, but I once put toothpaste on my 0:14:08.400 --> 0:14:12.040 toothbrush and I I flung it the bristles back too 0:14:12.120 --> 0:14:14.920 hard as I'd like, laid across the bristles and flung 0:14:14.960 --> 0:14:17.439 into my eye and in the yeah, I thought I 0:14:17.480 --> 0:14:19.920 was going to go blind. It was the pain of 0:14:19.960 --> 0:14:21.360 the mint in the eye. 0:14:21.400 --> 0:14:23.880 That elaborate to me. Did you just have pink? I? 0:14:24.000 --> 0:14:26.920 No, I didn't have pink. I had a very white, 0:14:26.960 --> 0:14:29.640 bright Colgate eye, and it hurts it just so happens. 0:14:29.800 --> 0:14:31.240 Did they have to go to the irony hospital? I 0:14:31.240 --> 0:14:32.680 think if you're calling in sick for a saw, I 0:14:32.800 --> 0:14:33.560 have the irony. 0:14:34.240 --> 0:14:35.800 Is that a medical certificate job? Yeah? 0:14:35.800 --> 0:14:38.160 You know, the Irony hospital is amazing, but it's it's 0:14:38.160 --> 0:14:40.240 a very long I've ever been. 0:14:40.320 --> 0:14:44.040 It's these things seemed to happen in the in the media. 0:14:44.560 --> 0:14:48.520 Do you recall once I had a colleague who went 0:14:48.560 --> 0:14:55.480 to his grandfather's funeral and as they were the casket 0:14:55.520 --> 0:14:59.560 into the ground, they dug the hole. He claims in 0:14:59.600 --> 0:15:02.680 the days that followed that he tripped and he fell 0:15:02.720 --> 0:15:07.440 in the hole with granddad. With granddad. 0:15:09.280 --> 0:15:10.760 So he couldn't go to work because he was stuck 0:15:10.760 --> 0:15:11.280 in the hole. 0:15:11.640 --> 0:15:14.800 He injured himself following a fall into the hole. 0:15:14.920 --> 0:15:16.520 He would their deep holes quite deep. 0:15:16.600 --> 0:15:17.960 Yeah, it's not a situation. 0:15:18.160 --> 0:15:20.560 We had a producer on an old show I used 0:15:20.560 --> 0:15:23.640 to work on who had done a like a fast 0:15:24.040 --> 0:15:26.520 so not eating certain foods for I don't know, a 0:15:26.600 --> 0:15:30.760 week something and then ate all of this meat and 0:15:30.880 --> 0:15:33.600 called in sick because she had the meat sweats. She 0:15:33.720 --> 0:15:35.120 was like, I haven't slept all night. 0:15:35.640 --> 0:15:38.240 Yes, but you know what, I've got all the excuses 0:15:38.240 --> 0:15:39.600 because I made That's the one I believe. 0:15:41.040 --> 0:15:43.400 She's like, I can't come to work. I fully have 0:15:43.560 --> 0:15:45.080 sweated all night with the meat sweats. 0:15:45.680 --> 0:15:47.560 You would have heard some good ones in your time, Jason, 0:15:48.000 --> 0:15:50.200 you would have used some good ones. We've had a 0:15:50.200 --> 0:15:53.600 producer on this show who several relatives have. 0:15:53.600 --> 0:15:56.720 Died eight times. They keep coming back from the dead 0:15:56.720 --> 0:15:59.840 and they're dead again. What do you mean happened Grandma's 0:15:59.840 --> 0:16:02.560 You didn't they die last Thursday. 0:16:03.600 --> 0:16:04.800 And the Friday before. 0:16:05.360 --> 0:16:08.160 Though sometimes the lives is so elaborate to get out 0:16:08.200 --> 0:16:10.160 of work that you're like, it must be true, because 0:16:10.240 --> 0:16:13.400 no one could make that up, Like your friends couldn't make. 0:16:13.320 --> 0:16:15.000 Up she shut herself in the eye. 0:16:15.040 --> 0:16:17.200 It's morning for you'd come up with a bit like 0:16:17.560 --> 0:16:19.800 it seems it's like legit. 0:16:19.920 --> 0:16:22.640 But when you put yourself in that situation and you're 0:16:22.640 --> 0:16:24.600 doing the dishes, do you actually. 0:16:24.480 --> 0:16:26.120 You know what I reckon? It is yourself in the 0:16:26.480 --> 0:16:28.640 lifted the popper top off and it's gone. 0:16:29.040 --> 0:16:31.280 Oh yeah, remembered to say the kids fell off the 0:16:31.280 --> 0:16:33.720 trampoline to get out of meeting. I know one of 0:16:33.760 --> 0:16:35.720 the kids falling off trampoline. Sorry, guys can't come to 0:16:35.720 --> 0:16:36.000 the meeting. 0:16:36.000 --> 0:16:36.640 Got tape the the e. 0:16:37.680 --> 0:16:39.640 We didn't even own a tramp We were like, can 0:16:39.640 --> 0:16:41.320 you get one of those trampolines of the fence on it? 0:16:41.360 --> 0:16:43.560 Because this is happening every week at the same time. 0:16:43.840 --> 0:16:47.040 Thirteen twenty four ten. What is some of the best 0:16:47.160 --> 0:16:51.440 excuses excuse? Well, depending way you're looking at it, rolled 0:16:51.440 --> 0:16:54.320 out at your workplace. Surely on the job site, apprentices 0:16:54.440 --> 0:16:56.320 are the brightest sparks. 0:16:56.720 --> 0:16:59.080 Or when you manage staff as well, Oh man, and 0:16:59.120 --> 0:16:59.560 you're like. 0:16:59.760 --> 0:17:02.120 This youth for real. Yeah, do you know what good 0:17:02.400 --> 0:17:04.480 good excuse you can have the day? So sorry for 0:17:04.520 --> 0:17:05.240 your losses. 0:17:05.560 --> 0:17:10.359 There several several losses on the one person third twenty 0:17:10.359 --> 0:17:10.760 four to ten. 0:17:10.840 --> 0:17:13.480 Join us on the air, and that producer they went 0:17:13.520 --> 0:17:16.920 down like skittles, didn't they really did. Didn't want to 0:17:16.920 --> 0:17:18.640 get too close to them, you'd be did. 0:17:21.240 --> 0:17:24.800 Thir I believe every time those lives came up, I 0:17:24.840 --> 0:17:26.480 was like, you just can't make this up? 0:17:26.720 --> 0:17:27.720 A shoual, we send the flower. 0:17:27.920 --> 0:17:30.920 Join us on the air, same place we did Thursday 0:17:31.040 --> 0:17:33.320 and the Friday before that. Join us on the air 0:17:33.359 --> 0:17:35.679 and you go in the running for Novas cash or 0:17:35.720 --> 0:17:40.679 the car. What's the best or worst excuses you've heard? Morning, 0:17:40.720 --> 0:17:43.359 Melbourne shape Shifters. There it is just gone four to 0:17:43.480 --> 0:17:45.680 seven here at number one hundred. You're on the air 0:17:45.680 --> 0:17:47.240 with Jason Laurence. 0:17:47.280 --> 0:17:48.400 Sorry, what's happened? 0:17:48.680 --> 0:17:51.760