Speaker 1: Apologie production. Things that we secretly love, like not just
Speaker 1: normal things, like little weird stuff I secretly love, and
Speaker 1: weird things that like we secretly hate.
Speaker 2: I love sex scenes and movies, but I don't like porn. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like any sex scene. I am there, like love it.
Speaker 2: But the thought of actually watching porn or I've tried
Speaker 2: to watch I'm just look into it. I feel like
Speaker 2: it's not it's really fake porn, but the movie it
Speaker 2: feels more real.
Speaker 1: That's what I was gonna say. Maybe it's because it's
Speaker 1: so much more realistic to life.
Speaker 2: In movies.
Speaker 1: I feel like, hey, porn may just overdo it. It's like,
Speaker 1: come on, I know, come on.
Speaker 2: A guy touches her nipple and she has this massive
Speaker 2: out blowing all as if. But in a movie there's
Speaker 2: like and there's also I suppose, the connection with the characters.
Speaker 2: You watch the build up, the intensity, and then it happens.
Speaker 2: It just really turns me on. That's so table.
Speaker 1: Spicy book that's literally one of mine is book porn.
Speaker 1: I cannot get enough. I love it, me on, and
Speaker 1: I think it even turns me on more than like
Speaker 1: a TV show because you're visualizing the scenes you want
Speaker 1: you're visualizing how you want the characters to look. You're
Speaker 1: visualizing like the tension in the room. I don't have
Speaker 1: such a build up, pay such a build up like
Speaker 1: it something it takes to like halfway through the book
Speaker 1: and then they're finally like having sex and you're like,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, get a mug.
Speaker 2: Okay, this son's really embarrassing, but you agree to Oh
Speaker 2: my god, calling myself out here. I love picking my toenails.
Speaker 2: I pick them all the time, and I get like
Speaker 2: a nice pedicuan. I won't touch them for a little while,
Speaker 2: and then I'll like just start picking at one and
Speaker 2: I can't stop picking them.
Speaker 1: When do you do it?
Speaker 2: What do you mean when?
Speaker 1: Like is it when you're like concentrated on something, call
Speaker 1: like at night she only watching TV?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll just start picking it. Yeah, it's weird. I
Speaker 2: used to pick my fingernails, but I get acrylic, so
Speaker 2: I don't want to touch them because but even towards
Speaker 2: the end, when I'm near my appointment to get in fills,
Speaker 2: I'll start picking at the sides. Yes, I think it
Speaker 2: used to be a nerve thing, like nervous, but I'm
Speaker 2: definitely not nervous. I just thoroughly enjoy.
Speaker 1: It as well, like but yeah, like a little bit
Speaker 1: of a tear in and out. I'm no, come has
Speaker 1: got to come off. Okay, this one's a little bit random. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there is something about a man in a gray tracksuit pants.
Speaker 2: It has to be great? Does it great?
Speaker 1: Oh? I still like black. Whenever Kurt has got gray
Speaker 1: tracksuit pants on, I am instantly like so physically.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like drawn, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. I don't know what.
Speaker 1: It's just like the cozy, like real chill vibes, freshly clean,
Speaker 1: or it's like when he's right out of the shower,
Speaker 1: like got his track he's on, no on, I'm just like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, get over here.
Speaker 2: I like that with a cat backwards or me too
Speaker 2: backwards cat.
Speaker 1: I just about this the other day. He's like, I
Speaker 1: think wearing a hat ford all the time because it's
Speaker 1: in summer. He's like, what do you think?
Speaker 2: Do you like it?
Speaker 1: It's better forward, hay, And I'm like Macwards, I was
Speaker 1: like no, I said, every now and then when you
Speaker 1: have that hat turned around, I'm like, oh my fucking god.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just have a girl. When he loved guys
Speaker 2: and beanies, but mine's always cats backwards.
Speaker 1: I'm with you on that one.
Speaker 2: Black shirt cat backwards. Yes, Okay, my next one is
Speaker 2: so gross. Oh my god, I'm gonna get so charged. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'd like to pick off a scab. But let me explain,
Speaker 2: let me give context. It's not like a pussy gross
Speaker 2: and I really don't get scabs often. But it's you
Speaker 2: know at the end where it's just like dry and
Speaker 2: flaky and you pick it off and it's a fresh
Speaker 2: bit of skin. It's like all healed and it's fresh.
Speaker 2: It's so satisfying. I won't touch it when it's gross,
Speaker 2: but I love picking off like right at the end
Speaker 2: of it. Yeah, it's like fresh skin.
Speaker 1: It's just so nice. Yeah, just get that last little
Speaker 1: bit off.
Speaker 2: Who am I?
Speaker 1: This one's a bit random, but even growing up, actually
Speaker 1: I did this a lot too. I really like just
Speaker 1: eating ice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I find that so strange eating it, like.
Speaker 1: The crunch, the coldness. So I used to eat for
Speaker 1: a treat as a kid. I'd have crushed ice in
Speaker 1: a cup and I put Milo on top and Milo.
Speaker 2: Anything with Milo is good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But like I just loved like the crunch, the ice,
Speaker 1: the coldness. Yeah, I loved me a cup of crushed
Speaker 1: on And I.
Speaker 2: Was saying to Kiara when she told me this, that
Speaker 2: apparently it's linked to something, and I thought it was
Speaker 2: lower and magnesium or something, but we looked it up
Speaker 2: and it could mean that you're anemic and.
Speaker 1: I have gone off and on lower and iron in
Speaker 1: my life.
Speaker 2: Socause in pregnancy, you like it too, which you probably are.
Speaker 1: Yes, we love it in pregnancy, like some real cold
Speaker 1: water and just crunching the ice. It's just like the
Speaker 1: heart and I love hard candy.
Speaker 2: It's like the crunch, the crunchy texture.
Speaker 1: I really like it. Not great for my teeth, no.
Speaker 2: Okay, this next one's super weird as well. You know
Speaker 2: when you get a splinter or an ingrown tone owl.
Speaker 2: I love that pain of like trying to get the
Speaker 2: splinter out, and especially if someone else is doing like
Speaker 2: if I've got a splinter, which I never get them
Speaker 2: anymore when I was a kid or I don't know,
Speaker 2: just growing up. It's say, if I had a splinter
Speaker 2: when Steve was getting out and he's trying to squeeze
Speaker 2: it out, I like that pain.
Speaker 1: So do you like pimples being popped?
Speaker 2: Then? Gross.
Speaker 1: What about the pain part. No, pimples don't even nut. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but a splinter and it could be a thing that
Speaker 1: you hate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, true, Yeah, I can't stand. I don't know how
Speaker 2: people pop other people's pimple yuck. But even an ingrown
Speaker 2: tone of if it's not super infected or anything, like
Speaker 2: if it's just starting to get it. I like, like,
Speaker 2: you know when you get a pedicure and they kind
Speaker 2: of clean out your toes. I like that little bit
Speaker 2: of pain. It's a weird pain. There you go. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it seems like time massage, you know how some people hate,
Speaker 2: like an elbow going in a really firm I like
Speaker 2: that pain.
Speaker 1: I like that in a massage I saw somewhere. But like,
Speaker 1: because I know it splinter is not good for me,
Speaker 1: I'm like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just feel so good when you're trying to
Speaker 2: get it out, and then it's so satisfying when you
Speaker 2: pull it out. Release. Oh the release, Yes, ultimate weader
Speaker 2: over here.
Speaker 1: So this next one, some people gonna think this is
Speaker 1: a little bit gross. I really like having shower sex
Speaker 1: on my period at Lisa washes it all away, and
Speaker 1: also like just sex in your period like as well,
Speaker 1: like as she's always like not Caane, there's so much
Speaker 1: like lubricant. I feel like the feeling. I feel like
Speaker 1: the feeling is like nearly more sensitive.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I don't know what.
Speaker 1: If anyone else's with me, please come, it will be
Speaker 1: But yeah. And then even as she was talking to
Speaker 1: me and she's like, how do you go like with
Speaker 1: the shower sex, I'm like, when you're on your period,
Speaker 1: you've got extra lubat and you don't put yourself fully
Speaker 1: under the water either. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was like, how does that happen? Because the times
Speaker 2: I've tried to have shower sex, it's like so sex
Speaker 2: in the movies, but I feel like the water actually
Speaker 2: creates friction. Like yeah, I think with my period too.
Speaker 2: I don't know about you, but like there's probably day one, two,
Speaker 2: and three. For me, it's just I'm just not comfortable.
Speaker 2: Like it's a bit heavier you have to be the
Speaker 2: day are, but towards the end, if it's a bit lighter,
Speaker 2: that would be good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but even like you know how you got that
Speaker 1: one day? For me, I do that's like super heavy
Speaker 1: on the one day it's like medium, Yeah, I'll do
Speaker 1: it on the medium. Yeah, go you actually life yeah,
Speaker 1: and it just like doesn't give a fuck to and
Speaker 1: he like does make it uncomfortable, Like he's just like
Speaker 1: so sweet, doesn't care. So I feel so like comfortable.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so good. Another thing I love to do. And
Speaker 2: I was really hesitant to put it on here because
Speaker 2: I feel like some people that are a bit sensitive
Speaker 2: might be like, oh, that's not very nice. But is
Speaker 2: play kill fucking marry. So you go out to a
Speaker 2: restaurant with girlfriends. I do it with Steve too, and
Speaker 2: you'll pick out. Last night we were at dinner and
Speaker 2: there was a group of four guys and I said
Speaker 2: to Kiara behind me, kill fucking Mary. You have to
Speaker 2: pick one that you're going to kill, pick one that
Speaker 2: you'll fucking pick one that you're going to marry.
Speaker 1: I had a very calculated choice. The oldest guy was
Speaker 1: the one that died, because I was like, he's lived
Speaker 1: the most life.
Speaker 2: Yes, But then on another one, we chose the old
Speaker 2: one because he was like, oh, he's got lots of experience. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's so funny. I did it with my mum in
Speaker 2: Bali as well, and she was hilarious. So funny. It's
Speaker 2: just a funny game to play.
Speaker 1: Oh and this is just a random thing. But I
Speaker 1: said this, and as she was actually like, I do
Speaker 1: this too. I literally eat my food and I will
Speaker 1: start from the worst bite. I will go all around
Speaker 1: the outside of a parmesana or whatever I'm eating and
Speaker 1: leaves the best bite for last. Yeah. I do that
Speaker 1: all the time when I eat. Yeah, and kurts like
Speaker 1: that is the weirdest thing, so weird. So I wonder
Speaker 1: if eat some other people do it or if it's
Speaker 1: just like an US thing.
Speaker 2: I reckon lot people do that, so that's the best
Speaker 2: and curse like what if you get to full, well,
Speaker 2: then I still make sure I eat that bit and
Speaker 2: you're never too full.
Speaker 1: But I know it's my last fight, Like I'm going
Speaker 1: to have that one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely, Okay. Things we secretly hate. My first one
Speaker 2: is shower sex, But like I said, I just it's
Speaker 2: just not for me. Give me the comfortable bed a couch. Nah,
Speaker 2: I don't like sex. And like my hair. Your hair
Speaker 2: drives really quickly. This is so princessy, but I've got
Speaker 2: the thikeest hair. My hair takes so long to dry,
Speaker 2: so I only wash it once a week so they
Speaker 2: can't be fucked. Yeah, doing my hair again once a week.
Speaker 2: Do like the hair oiling, the hair treatment, let it
Speaker 2: dry naturally, then I'm done. Yeah, so I have shower
Speaker 2: sex a couple of times a week. We have to
Speaker 2: like do my hair a couple of times a week. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I got time for that.
Speaker 1: So this one. I don't like going to a restaurant
Speaker 1: without having a sticky beat first, Like if I know
Speaker 1: we're going somewhere, say I'm gonna go to Sea World
Speaker 1: after this, Yeah, Like I will have a look before
Speaker 1: we go out, like what's around, what's on the menu
Speaker 1: where we're gonna eat, Like.
Speaker 2: It's be a bit planned. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't like going out for food and having crupp food.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course. Yeah a fussy eater.
Speaker 1: Ether No, I'm not a fussy eater, but I really
Speaker 1: appreciate a nice restaurant.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, me too. No, that's valid.
Speaker 1: The curlie says me. He's like, you've looked at the men,
Speaker 1: you haven't you? And I'm like, yeah, I don't know
Speaker 1: what I'm getting.
Speaker 2: My last one, which I know so many other mums
Speaker 2: would be like, yes, me too. And I've confirmed this
Speaker 2: by asking a lot of my mum friends. Is I
Speaker 2: just don't enjoy doggie style as much as what I
Speaker 2: used to do. Yeah, before kids, it was my favorite position.
Speaker 2: I loved it. And after kids and I can't remember
Speaker 2: i spoke, maybe it was even my postpartum physio told me,
Speaker 2: like everything in your body after having kids, because you
Speaker 2: are pushing the baby out, like your organs and stuff
Speaker 2: dropped down lower, but you can feel it. It just
Speaker 2: I can't go as deep. No, I can't go as hard,
Speaker 2: so I can still enjoy that position, but it's not
Speaker 2: like back when I was a teen, Like whoa like
Speaker 2: hard or controlled? Yeah? More controlled, more intimate, like more
Speaker 2: slower and like nicer. But I just don't enjoy that
Speaker 2: hard fast doggie style anymore after kids. And most of my.
Speaker 1: Friends are like, yeah, I'm the same, Yeah, just can't
Speaker 1: go as far in no ca'm me farm control. So
Speaker 1: this is actually something that's just kind of come to
Speaker 1: my head that I don't like. Sometimes I listen back
Speaker 1: to myself and I just get like really excited or
Speaker 1: really this or really that, and I'm just like, girl,
Speaker 1: just chill a not like I make myself cringe, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm so sorry in advance for anyone who
Speaker 1: is listening to me, Like, sometimes I just make myself cringe,
Speaker 1: Like I listened back to the podcast.
Speaker 2: Can do that for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, I don't know if it's something I'm really
Speaker 1: excited about, Like me, I'm just really hypo one.
Speaker 2: Day, I'm passionate, we're excited coming in here. Plus you've
Speaker 2: had two coffees.
Speaker 1: All the opposite, Like if I'm really like chill one day, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Sometimes I can just listen back and
Speaker 1: make myself cringe. So for make you cringe, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I make my self cringe sometimes too.
Speaker 2: The slowness I have to listen to most people's podcasts.
Speaker 2: On the Apple podcast app, you can actually change the
Speaker 2: speed to be one point twenty five one point five.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't listen.
Speaker 2: To people on one. I feel like they're talking like this.
Speaker 2: I'm like, get to the point.
Speaker 1: No one will have that problem without