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Speaker 1: Oddie, tell me how you would feel in this situation.

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Speaker 2: Can do, my friend, You're.

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Speaker 1: At a restaurant with your girlfriend or a group of friends,

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Speaker 1: even Okay, the waiter has come around taking the orders.

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Speaker 1: You've ordered nice and easy, all right, the waiter maybe

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Speaker 1: twenty five minutes later, bringing out all plates. Okay, your

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Speaker 1: meal gets put down in front of you. Everyone's got

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Speaker 1: their meals down in front of them. Everyone's like, well, shit,

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Speaker 1: let's eat. Everyone's hungry. You're hooking in, right, You've got

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Speaker 1: a bottle pasta delicious, all right, you're hooking in. You've

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Speaker 1: got pasta on fork going into mouth in mouth, drop

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Speaker 1: on shirt.

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Speaker 2: Oh shit.

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Speaker 1: And then you see next to you the waiter says, hey, sir,

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Speaker 1: how's your meal going?

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Speaker 3: Ah?

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Speaker 2: Stim you lad? I actually you would be so overstimulated.

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Speaker 2: It's so annoying. And I'll be thinking, I'd probably be

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Speaker 2: wearing white tea and I'll be like, this shirt's gone.

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Speaker 1: And you're and yeah, it's going in the bit this

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Speaker 1: s thain's not coming now.

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Speaker 2: And and you've got a mouth like that. Oh it's

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Speaker 2: the worst too, Like one of they asked, like, I'm

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Speaker 2: not going to say it's bad. Yeah, it put me

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Speaker 2: under this pressure. I'm never gonna say I'm not.

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Speaker 1: Gonna yeah, I'm not gonna have the confrontation of even

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Speaker 1: if I don't like it, I'm not gonna have the

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Speaker 1: confrontation of saying this.

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Speaker 2: Actually, I can't say it to your face. Yeah, after

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Speaker 2: I'll tell my friends that were ship. But if you

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Speaker 2: ask me to my face, how's your meal, sir, I've

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Speaker 2: got delicious, my friends.

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Speaker 1: I would never go up to a chepher away and

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Speaker 1: saying suck.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, take it back, dog shit, you have to pay

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Speaker 2: for it. I got to eat it, honestly.

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Speaker 1: But guys, first up on the menu today, first stimulated?

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Speaker 1: It does size matter?

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Speaker 2: The age? Oh debate?

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Speaker 1: We asked all of our followers on Instagram whether or

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Speaker 1: not size matters?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Okay, and we're going to get to the bottom of

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Speaker 2: it once in all.

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Speaker 1: All right, would you like me to go first?

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Speaker 2: Yes? Please.

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Speaker 1: It's not about the size of the wave. It's about

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Speaker 1: the emotion in the ocean.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the motion in the ocean. Yeah. Have you

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Speaker 2: got motion? My friend, bro, I got motion? Yeah, I

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Speaker 2: got motion? Since both birth. Does size matter? Nah? It's

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Speaker 2: about that tongue though, that's sex. That's when I read that.

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Speaker 2: I was like, Oh, damn, damn, that's sex. That is hot.

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Speaker 2: She's experienced some good head. It's about that tongue.

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Speaker 1: Someone to say size doesn't matter, but I would prefer

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Speaker 1: tongue that means you have experiences.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I would like to know who because I

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Speaker 2: want some tips.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you do with your tongue?

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Speaker 2: Because it's a stiff muscle. It's all a muscle. It

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Speaker 2: can't be nice all he excuses excuses, my friend.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of a thing where guys will say sometimes

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Speaker 1: head receiving head isn't good because it can be like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: do girls experience that?

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Speaker 2: Am I like? Am I like trying to get in there?

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, my teeth are like I've never I've

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Speaker 1: never thought like.

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Speaker 2: Are you getting your teeth in there? My friend? No,

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Speaker 2: I'm not.

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Speaker 1: I don't like teeth involved. But also they're not purposely

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Speaker 2: I hope your girlfriend would cook and be like Jake, like,

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna give you a little your I can feel

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Speaker 2: your teeth. Yeah, I would want that.

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Speaker 1: I've never I've never actively thought, well, my teeth are

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Speaker 2: But I wonder if now you're just using that tongue. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and then like just press your lips on it. That's

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Speaker 2: so weird to talk about.

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Speaker 1: Okay, does size matter? Subway ad says it all. And

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Speaker 1: I had to look this up. Subway has an ad

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Speaker 1: They've billboards all around Sydney and it's a foot long,

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Speaker 2: Honestly, Subway knows what I'm gonna say.

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Speaker 1: Subway value for fucking money foot long?

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Speaker 2: It is actually a good rate.

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Speaker 1: Good you can you get a big meal?

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Speaker 2: You do for good? Vow to be fair. It's you're

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Speaker 2: just bread and salad and you get like the tiniest

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Speaker 2: bit of meat in it. Yeah, it's yummy. But size

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Speaker 2: does matter. You don't see me ordering a sixteenth? No,

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Speaker 2: not at all. Does size matter? Can't ride it if

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Speaker 2: there's nothing there facts. I mean, that's fair. Fair, she's

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Speaker 2: got a fair point. Imagine it must be a lot harder,

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Speaker 2: forth instead of up and down? Here's is that what

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Speaker 2: you do? When it's tiny. And here's the.

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Speaker 1: Thing is when on top, up and down, all back

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Speaker 1: and forth, right, that they would be gauging how far

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Speaker 2: Oh you know, they would feel it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and so it's like sometimes you can probably go

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Speaker 1: a lot, but if it's small, like quite small, and

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Speaker 1: you can't really even feel where they like, they're like,

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Speaker 1: where's my gauge?

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Speaker 2: I tell you though, theory, right, tell me if your girlfriend.

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Speaker 2: I won't say other girls have ever said it's like

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Speaker 2: a million squats to you when they're on top, or

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Speaker 1: Squats, like a million squads.

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Speaker 2: Well they're going up and down all the time. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I've never said that too, like it's a lot of squats.

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Speaker 2: Really No, it's hard work. It's hard work. No, not once.

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Speaker 2: I've never had that. Okay, well maybe maybe maybe I'm

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Speaker 2: not coming up very fat. I was going to say.

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Speaker 2: My theory was you haven't heard that shut the fire.

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Speaker 1: Else I think of that or spoof I swear on large.

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Speaker 2: What I was going to say was maybe girls would

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Speaker 2: like a small willy because they don't have to do

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Speaker 2: as many squad let's burn. Yeah, No, lactic acid build up. Yes,

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Speaker 2: I was going to say, okay, yeah, whose son is it?

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I've got lost in the motion in

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Speaker 1: Does size matter? Got to be boyfriend dick. Not too big,

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Speaker 1: not too small, That's what we kind of think.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just run in that middle ground. A medium sized

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Speaker 2: Willy does the job. Yeah exactly. I wouldn't want to

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Speaker 2: hear you've got a medium sized billy. But even being

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Speaker 2: said that, you have boyfriend dick. We have said before

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Speaker 2: it's the best compliment ever. But I know you're saying

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Speaker 2: that because it's not big. Ye okay, I know why

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Speaker 2: you're saying that, because my personality makes up for it.

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Speaker 2: Talking about that, Does size matter? Yes? If he's not

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Speaker 2: good looking. If he is, it doesn't matter. Really, you

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Speaker 2: can look past a few things. If he's body, is

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Speaker 2: that a widely believe. One thing did figure out from

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Speaker 2: all the ig answers was there was no consistency. This

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Speaker 2: is all personal presence. Yes, zero consistency whatsoever?

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Speaker 1: Yes, very very true. Does size matter? This one starts

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Speaker 1: with yes, I need a fulfilling meal.

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Speaker 4: Oh down, yeah, that's like yeah, I'm trying to think,

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Speaker 4: like fuck, do you reckon girls like, look at you like,

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Speaker 4: that's just like an entree man.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the rest you better go down?

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Speaker 3: Shit?

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, alright, I want to say these two back

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Speaker 2: to back. Does size matter? I thought not? But then

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Speaker 2: I met small, really small, and yes it does matter.

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Speaker 2: Keep it going. Another one said to an extent, but

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Speaker 2: doesn't need to be here huge slept with a guy

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Speaker 2: could barely feel it. It's too small. What does she

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Speaker 2: even say that for? Does this one time? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Does size matter?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Only women dating men with small penises say it doesn't matter.

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Speaker 2: But I had one like that.

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Speaker 1: I think I don't Maybe I didn't pick it.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's funny. I feel like, yeah, but if he

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Speaker 2: had a good personality before, you look past some things. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: if he's like a guy, if he's a ten out

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Speaker 1: Otherwise it's like I could look past a small willy.

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Speaker 1: I saw one that said from experience, yes, dated a

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Speaker 1: guy with a small one, and I couldn't keep pretending

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Speaker 2: She was like, this guy was a good guy. But

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Speaker 2: I couldn't keep pretending to feel like it's just so

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Speaker 2: genetics too. Can't do anything about it. It's just unfortunate.

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Speaker 2: Can't do anything about it. It's unfortunate. Where did Jake go?

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Speaker 2: Let me call him. You'll call him been he did

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Speaker 2: not just hang up on me. Let me call him again.

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Speaker 2: What's up? Where are you? Where'd you go?

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Speaker 3: I'm just out of the airbnb.

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Speaker 2: What do you mean the airbnb?

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Speaker 3: Sorry I didn't tell you. I booked a guest favorite

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Speaker 3: Airbnb last minute. Couldn't pass it up. You're all good

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Speaker 3: to finish the episode, right?

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Speaker 2: What's a guest favorite their airbnb?

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Speaker 3: Is that other guests of love?

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Speaker 1: So you know you will too? Well?

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Speaker 2: That sounds fun. Where are you anyway?

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Speaker 3: Just a couple hours of the coat and yeah, it

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Speaker 3: is fun. Our place has a pool, a big garden

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Speaker 3: through bedrooms, is right near the beach. Plus it allows

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Speaker 3: dogs for Henry.

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Speaker 2: Did you say two bedrooms anyway? Mate?

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Speaker 1: Got to run.

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Speaker 2: Ou Does size matter? Yes? Just recently slept with the

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Speaker 2: guy I lost my virginity too. Totally different experience. Oh

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Speaker 2: he didn't grow well. I took it as obviously. The

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Speaker 2: first time was somewhat good because she had never had one. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and then when and now she's got experience. Yeah, she's

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Speaker 2: gone back and she's like you step up the game. No,

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Speaker 2: it was like you were a good start. You were small?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah. The

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Speaker 1: very first time she did it, she would have felt it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: nothing's penetrate. If we're going to get dem monetized on

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Speaker 1: this one, we say.

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Speaker 2: That like that, we might not get too graphic.

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Speaker 1: But but yeah, she's gone back, she's had some experience,

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Speaker 1: and now she's probably went back thinking this is going

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Speaker 1: to be great.

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Speaker 2: The first time she's like, damn.

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Speaker 1: Okay, does size matter only if it's the size of

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Speaker 1: his bank accountcal.

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Speaker 2: We're talking about Willies here, Yeah, this is this is

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Speaker 2: Willies only. It's about Willies only. Yeah, that's it. I

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Speaker 2: don't want to hear any bite steps. I don't want

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Speaker 2: to hear any brain.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to hear any high no, and I

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Speaker 1: don't want to hear any fucking bank account.

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Speaker 2: We just want to talk about dicks, Willi's penises, digs,

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Speaker 2: any other words to discover them. Yeah, cod, that's all

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Speaker 2: we want to hear. We love talking about Willies. It

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Speaker 2: does size matter? No, just makes me feel good and happy. Fair,

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Speaker 1: Okay, I've got too more. Does size matter? Would you

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Speaker 2: The bun is the vagien. Oh but it's said again.

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Speaker 1: I actually did see one that said, size matters when

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Speaker 2: Visual Yeah, I know, Yeah, I agree, I agree. All right, Jake,

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Speaker 2: on this podcast, we'd like to give a few tips,

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Speaker 1: I used to do that, and I wish I could

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Speaker 1: I've come with hate, my friend, I've come with eat

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Speaker 2: You you hey, I don't, I don't. I don't wreak

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Speaker 2: that they shouldn't thongs, the shoes fat, Yeah, they shouldn't

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Speaker 2: leave them in the past. No one wants your little yeah,

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Speaker 1: Honestly, if you like having a little thing between saying

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Speaker 2: condescending way. That's so weird. I can't be comfortable. Oh.

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Speaker 1: Facts, things guys wear that they shouldn't. A beanie for

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I've never understood the guys who wear like

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Speaker 1: A beanie looks good when you're all rugged up.

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Speaker 1: Guys wear that they shouldn't sonnies that don't suit their

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Speaker 2: But yeah, like those big aviator ones or like the

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Speaker 2: Guys were regularly that they shouldn't Cheese Greater Jeans.

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Speaker 1: Had to say it, facts, bro, stop that I used

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Speaker 2: I had a black pair. I remember going on dates

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Speaker 2: with it. They doubled up as skinny jeans. Yeah. I

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Speaker 2: think I went on an ice skating date with them.

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Speaker 1: Stop your skinny jean Cheese Greater pants and those blue

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it sexy. I would have been hot. What do

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Speaker 2: no funny story. Actually, have I told you I knocked

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Speaker 2: myself out ice skating? What? Yeah? Really? When I was

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Speaker 2: to comeback and stopped that skate for free. Yeah, what

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Speaker 2: the only time I've ever been knocked out. That's hilarious.

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Speaker 2: I've been knocked out. Yeah, that's insane.

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Speaker 1: Okay, it's my last one.

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Speaker 2: Things.

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Speaker 1: Eyes where regularly that they shouldn't a size up in condoms.

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Speaker 1: Let's be honest, be honest with yourself.

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Speaker 2: You don't need it. I feel like I've always bought

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, I just used the classic fifty three milimeters.

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Speaker 1: Because I looked at the diameter on the side, A well,

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Speaker 2: And I was like, I remember, the first time you

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Speaker 2: I I bought him.

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Speaker 1: I was in a school uniform when I.

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Speaker 2: Bought dirty dogs.

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Speaker 1: Just this fucking kid in his school uniform running through

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Speaker 2: Shit shit, and you're like, I remember, like you put

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, No one's gonna know. I'm getting some action.

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Speaker 1: Now when I do it, though, I just think if

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Speaker 1: Yeah, buying Connors, if everything else responsible, yeah, sex, yeah,

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Speaker 1: but when you're a kid, you're thinking, like someone's gonna

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Speaker 2: They can't stop. Yeah, they can't stop. Little do they

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Speaker 2: know it's sat in my wallet for years? Little do

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Speaker 2: they know they did not get used to do they

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Speaker 2: sell condoms in one packs? Probably? Yeah, we should have

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Speaker 2: give pack. I've got two more things guys wear regularly

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Speaker 2: that they shouldn't. Black socks with white shoes, fair and

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Speaker 2: my last one. I think this could be controversial, but

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, I'm not a fan.

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Speaker 1: They wear like a loafer style shoe with no sock.

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Speaker 2: All those ballerina socks socket what wild weird wild.

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Speaker 1: Anyways, guys that was stimulated, Thank you very much.

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Speaker 2: Say bad