Speaker 1: Getting every morning, every day Adelaide's Welcome to the podcast, folks.
Speaker 1: Joe's Kanye West. What a beautiful, wholesome character he is? Oh, okay,
Speaker 1: settled down, Kanye, settle down? Kunye goodness me dirty bird?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's basically how do I sugarcoat this? He's been
Speaker 2: banned from ever ever traveling on a boat in Venice
Speaker 2: again because he dropped his pants.
Speaker 1: What did I say about traveling in Venice fireboat? Do
Speaker 1: not get naked and do something untoward or you'll get
Speaker 1: yourself banned for life.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then next week, next minute, that'll be videos going
Speaker 2: around that are not safe for work. Exactly new Kanye,
Speaker 2: we warned you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they've got us thinking. We've been banned from across
Speaker 1: Adelaide and gee, some people have been up to some
Speaker 1: interesting things, including you. Let's talk about our boy, Canye West.
Speaker 4: I am a god.
Speaker 1: Everybody says, who does he think?
Speaker 5: Is?
Speaker 1: I just told you who I thought I was? I
Speaker 1: got geane, I'm a robot. You can fend roll back.
Speaker 6: There should be a board of directors that goes through
Speaker 6: your tweets.
Speaker 4: Do you think you should have a board of directors?
Speaker 1: Absolutely not. Now have you regretted anything that you've tweeted. Nope,
Speaker 1: you don't go.
Speaker 6: Maybe I should have thought about that a little longer.
Speaker 1: What's the point of thinking? Ah, so true? Of course
Speaker 1: Kanye is so so true.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's the motto of this show. What's the
Speaker 2: point of thinking, Well, Kanye West and his wife in
Speaker 2: inverted commas because we're not really sure if they're married
Speaker 2: or not. Bianca Sinsory have reportedly been banned for life
Speaker 2: by a Venetian boat company following the rapper's recent indecent exposure.
Speaker 1: So we don't tick that that's not good.
Speaker 2: So we spoke about this in Juice a couple of
Speaker 2: days ago, and so basically she's sort of not wearing
Speaker 2: too much and he's sitting on the back of the
Speaker 2: boat but with his pants a little bit down. And
Speaker 2: what they were up to, who's to say? Wow, But
Speaker 2: it's got a real not safe for work warning on it.
Speaker 1: Maybe you didn't want to handlins maybe maybe. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: just trying to pitch what's going on here, But I'm
Speaker 1: trying to pick up what you putting out there. I'm
Speaker 1: not required getting there, right Q. Well, okay, I'm trying
Speaker 1: to get peg out. I give up trying.
Speaker 2: It's a waste of my trying. I'm trying to give
Speaker 2: you cues.
Speaker 1: He's been bad. Yeah, so he's been banned.
Speaker 2: And they came out and said, well, look, the driver
Speaker 2: didn't know what was going on because the driver was
Speaker 2: observing everything that was going around and didn't realize until
Speaker 2: afterwards until the photos hit the internet with a vengeance.
Speaker 2: Did they go, oh, well, you're not welcome back.
Speaker 1: Kanye, and Kanye you're dirty Bert.
Speaker 2: And missus Biancher if that's even your real name.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And they're like, Kanye, are you comfortable with this?
Speaker 1: And he was like, I'm like, Wow, that's not going
Speaker 1: to get you anywhere, Kanye, Wow, Kanye.
Speaker 2: But you just get the sense that Kanye wouldn't care. No,
Speaker 2: he'd be like, my work, my work on that Venetian
Speaker 2: boat is done exactly right. What's the point in going back?
Speaker 2: You can't top it. So thirteen twenty four ten, let's
Speaker 2: do this this morning when if you'd been banned from somewhere.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got banned back in the day from the
Speaker 1: Archer of the Archer, good few weeks. That's a nice pub.
Speaker 1: It is a nice pub.
Speaker 2: Do I ask pray telle what you got up to
Speaker 2: at the Archer.
Speaker 1: Well, I think there was a particular incident where, oh,
Speaker 1: I think I fell into a window and I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what. Windows back there and they weren't made. That
Speaker 1: window decided to smash itself that window. I'll tell you what. Also,
Speaker 1: just actually from the Oxford for it.
Speaker 2: To the best that O'Connell street has to offer.
Speaker 1: Just lift a little on this as well, because we
Speaker 1: went back and we said SORR and we paid for whatever,
Speaker 1: and we had to pay for but we had a
Speaker 1: little partnership with the football club and unfortunately I tried
Speaker 1: to get in a couple of weeks later and I said, no,
Speaker 1: you're not coming here. In fact, you're band because we've
Speaker 1: got vision of you and a mate trying to steal
Speaker 1: a bottle of zo from the bar. A little bit.
Speaker 1: I'm just a little bit vague with the details.
Speaker 2: Do you know the biggest crime here is that you
Speaker 2: tried to steal uzo spirits.
Speaker 1: We couldn't see. We couldn't see, and I'm not condained
Speaker 1: at all, like I should have gone the jart. But
Speaker 1: after we realized what we're style and we're.
Speaker 2: Like, who's who's this tastes like a licorice all sorts, yes,
Speaker 2: but ingestible form.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It was the worst hangover all time. Just kind
Speaker 1: of liked that little message. And then finally the thing.
Speaker 1: I think that's been lifted though. I think I'm welcome
Speaker 1: back only because it's closed down. Mate sing exists anymore?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 4: I thought?
Speaker 1: I it's still going, still going? Okay, see this.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten. Give us a call this morning.
Speaker 2: What have you been banned from? We've got that two
Speaker 2: hundred and fifty dollar as six voutcher.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go straight to it. Let's go to
Speaker 1: Morson Lakes. Is this is this cage? This is cage? Yeah, okay, cage.
Speaker 1: What have you been bad from?
Speaker 3: When I was I think twenty, I had a little
Speaker 3: apartment thing and I shotgunned a drink with a Swiss
Speaker 3: army knife and I put the armon knife in my
Speaker 3: pocket completely forgetting it was there. Oh no, try to
Speaker 3: get into a club. They pat me down, they called
Speaker 3: the up to this guy's.
Speaker 1: Got to, this guy's got an.
Speaker 7: What did I do?
Speaker 2: What did I even do?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: Which club? The wh.
Speaker 5: Is that?
Speaker 2: The one with the with the rinning the mechanical ball.
Speaker 1: Have you ever done that? Yeah? I think I have.
Speaker 1: But I'll tell you what the amount of Bundy and
Speaker 1: coke that's getting around the bullsh as well? Yeah, fuel
Speaker 1: for Oh my goodness me all right?
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't want to judge Cage. There's no
Speaker 2: judgment on the show. However, if you get banned from
Speaker 2: the Wollshed, it's.
Speaker 1: Your bottom Cage.
Speaker 2: Let's take this call from Jeff.
Speaker 1: Hey, Jeff, Hey, go god good.
Speaker 2: Where have you been banned from?
Speaker 1: Jeff?
Speaker 5: Well, I know how I was on a cruise I
Speaker 5: was on a cruise ship and I got a band.
Speaker 7: From drinking alcohol for twenty four hours? Right, Yes, they played.
Speaker 8: A certain song on the dance form.
Speaker 1: Roy, we know the drill and then you hear the
Speaker 1: song and then what happens, Jeff, I don't.
Speaker 7: Know how it happened, you know.
Speaker 8: And the embarrassing thing was, I was three of my
Speaker 8: grandchildren there.
Speaker 1: Ah, my god, that comes on? How did that even start?
Speaker 1: Where you're supposed to take your pants off when you hear.
Speaker 8: I don't know, but that that persons a.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll tell you how hard it is to have
Speaker 1: no alcohol.
Speaker 8: For twenty four hours?
Speaker 1: Yeah. Feedback from the grandkids. Oh well, they all.
Speaker 8: Said they're never going on.
Speaker 7: A cruise with me. Yeah, yeah, but what what is
Speaker 7: next year?
Speaker 1: Right on you?
Speaker 2: Jeff and I just love that every time Eagle Rock
Speaker 2: comes on at Christmas, the grandkids like, oh god, Granddad,
Speaker 2: They start where's.
Speaker 4: Chloe?
Speaker 2: Good morning?
Speaker 8: Good morning guys?
Speaker 1: Where have you been banned from?
Speaker 7: So?
Speaker 8: I think this needs a bit of a backstory. Me
Speaker 8: and my friends when we were younger used to steal
Speaker 8: small things from pubs, you know, knives or things like that.
Speaker 8: They used to chuck in your pocket, just as a
Speaker 8: bit of a laugh. But little one particular time we've
Speaker 8: gone to Korean barbecue, you had to few too many
Speaker 8: drinks and decided to try and steal five fish bowl glasses.
Speaker 8: As you know, they're quite large, they're not easy to hide. Yeah,
Speaker 8: I had a bit of an altercation with the owner
Speaker 8: and I got kicked out in bands.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's a good decision, wasn't it.
Speaker 8: Fantastic? But we didn't end up with one glass, so
Speaker 8: you know, little little cheeky, little cheeky glass from there?
Speaker 2: And Chloe, were you really indignant with management? Like they're
Speaker 2: not your fish bowl glasses? There are house we brought.
Speaker 1: Them with us.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I was like, look, we take to the drink,
Speaker 8: the glass should come with it.
Speaker 2: I don't think it works like that, genuinely don't think. Okay,
Speaker 2: thee good morning.
Speaker 1: Where have you been banned from? Good morning?
Speaker 5: As a grown adult, I've been banned from mowing my
Speaker 5: own grass?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 5: So? I offered to mow the grasp of my husband
Speaker 5: one day, doing really good job, took the catcher off
Speaker 5: to let to get all the grass out. Now, I
Speaker 5: stupidly thought, oh, well, when the lawn mower stopped, it
Speaker 5: must be neutral, right, And I've taken the catcher off,
Speaker 5: and I've seen the big clump of grass still in there.
Speaker 5: So I've just put my hand when the catcher comes
Speaker 5: out to get this big clump of grass out. My
Speaker 5: husband has somehow seen me yelled some very choice expletives
Speaker 5: across the backyard and has saved all the tips of
Speaker 5: my fingers.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Katie.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so I am now officially banned. I can't even
Speaker 5: look at the lawn mowing.
Speaker 1: Wow. It's a really it's an interesting way to get
Speaker 1: yourself banned from something. Sometimes you just I do it
Speaker 1: on purpose.
Speaker 2: No one really knows, but Yeah, goodness, I'm willing to
Speaker 2: sacrifice a few fingers to get out of mowing the lawn. Katie,
Speaker 2: step away from the John Deegie, good morning, good What
Speaker 2: have you been banned from?
Speaker 7: My older brother and I we used to do the
Speaker 7: bread and wine every morning when we were young kids
Speaker 7: at church, and one morning we decided to drink the
Speaker 7: wine and eat the bread, and we got banned from church.
Speaker 1: How old were you?
Speaker 7: About eight and eleven?
Speaker 1: But you were just trying to take in the blood
Speaker 1: and body of grass.
Speaker 2: Happened to us?
Speaker 1: Thank you, Georgie. Was that a bad thing?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: My gosh. It's a really different variety of golfs and
Speaker 1: really good stuff.
Speaker 2: I think I think Chloe needs to take home the
Speaker 2: two hundred and fifty dollars Assis voucher.
Speaker 4: Chloe.
Speaker 2: You there, yes, well, congratulations. We're going to give you
Speaker 2: a new peer pair of runners, so you can run
Speaker 2: away from that Korean barbecue and not get caught when
Speaker 2: you want to steal glasses.
Speaker 7: I'll send you return.
Speaker 1: You could go to the gym, or do the shopping,
Speaker 1: or go to work. What if you went in a
Speaker 1: beachier direction. You're only a w iff away from a holiday.
Speaker 1: With the war, if a book, accommodation flas packages and more,
Speaker 1: what if for travel's Old wives tales like what we
Speaker 1: learned when we were kids. I think there's a few
Speaker 1: which probably in your teens you learned that are just
Speaker 1: completely bogus. Yeah, completely outrageous. But as youngsters you think, wow,
Speaker 1: I mean, if this particular thing happens to me, I
Speaker 1: might just die.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, one particular old wives tail has probably been proven
Speaker 1: true in Russia, and that is the swallowing of seeds,
Speaker 1: and what can happen from that?
Speaker 2: I literally just had a manda arin and now I
Speaker 2: was going to swallow the pits, but I'm not going
Speaker 2: to do.
Speaker 1: Oh thank goodness. Russian doctors who were prepared to move
Speaker 1: a suspected cancer chimne from twenty eight year old air
Speaker 1: to Sidork and instead discovered a five centimeter tree growing
Speaker 1: in his lung. Yeah, okay. Initially thought to be cancer
Speaker 1: due to symptoms like severe a chest painting, coughing up blood,
Speaker 1: surgeons were stunned to find a small tree inside sids long.
Speaker 1: My goodness, this is got him said, for the sake
Speaker 1: of it. Okay. It's believed that he might have inhaled
Speaker 1: a seed which then sprouted. Oh my gosh, this is
Speaker 1: the stuff of horror.
Speaker 2: Move Okay, so that can actually happen. If you swallow
Speaker 2: a seed of something, it can grow inside of you.
Speaker 1: And unintentionally as well. As seed was just sort of
Speaker 1: half floating through the air and sid just took breath
Speaker 1: in at the wrong time and then bang, old tree
Speaker 1: lung over here. Yeah, it's all happening.
Speaker 5: Well.
Speaker 2: See, sometimes I feel like I inhaled you know, full
Speaker 2: watermelon seeds, and then I grew up big watermelon inside
Speaker 2: my belly.
Speaker 1: See, And that's that's the thing when you're a youngster.
Speaker 1: I feel like it was maybe was spread amongst the
Speaker 1: primary school. Don't swallow watermelon seeds because I'll grow inside you.
Speaker 1: And then it was a real bully tactic for maybe
Speaker 1: the older kids to say, see that lady over there,
Speaker 1: see what's happening with her belly. She swallowed a watermelon seed,
Speaker 1: pointing to a heavily pregnant woman. I remember thinking that
Speaker 1: when I was a youngster, really, oh my gosh, ever
Speaker 1: swallow watermelon see loving watermelons, yeah, but not not prepared
Speaker 1: to take the risk of swallowing a seed. So just
Speaker 1: avoiding watermelons.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then heaven forbid, you grow a watermelon inside
Speaker 2: of you and it's not one of those seedless ones,
Speaker 2: and then.
Speaker 1: You have to pick out Oh my god, what a disaster.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then you get a scan. Yeah, and they're like, congratulations,
Speaker 1: you're eight months pregnant. You're like, no, I'm pretty sure
Speaker 1: it's a watermelon. Actually I swalled a watermelon. Say doc,
Speaker 1: I'm going to get a second opinion. Call yourself an obstitution.
Speaker 1: Grow up, mate. The other one is chewing gum. Oh yes,
Speaker 1: staying in your stomach for seven yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: The other one was I reckon.
Speaker 2: I was told if you have a piece of steak,
Speaker 2: that will sit in your guts for about six months.
Speaker 1: Really, yep, I never heard that one.
Speaker 2: Didn't.
Speaker 1: You're staying in your guts for six months. They'll turn
Speaker 1: you off meat forever. Mate, you lived on a farm.
Speaker 1: They will feed you and steak breakfast, lunch and dinner,
Speaker 1: and smoke as well.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So the other one as well, which was an old
Speaker 1: wives tire, which we are still I mean home on
Speaker 1: the edge of incorporating to my kids right now, is
Speaker 1: sitting too close to the TV, will make your eyes
Speaker 1: go square? Yes, so true, mate, So now I went fast.
Speaker 1: So that's my son sitting in front of that tablet
Speaker 1: will make your eyes go square. I feel like he
Speaker 1: looks at me and says, well, that's something I'm prepared
Speaker 1: to live on with in the future.
Speaker 2: Mister Hayes ever mentioned anything about going black?
Speaker 1: Who said that? Who said that? Welcome to the place
Speaker 1: produces a week?
Speaker 4: Good morning? So are we hi? Hi? Ivan?
Speaker 2: The newsroom just gave me a real pep talk and
Speaker 2: aver up and.
Speaker 1: She's like, it's like, oh, don't worry. You won on Friday.
Speaker 1: And I tied to him, like you won? What a
Speaker 1: Battle of the bangers?
Speaker 2: Exactly what she's talking about. She's saying, don't let you
Speaker 2: get into my head.
Speaker 1: Hazy Up. I've been told that so many times that
Speaker 1: it has no effect on me.
Speaker 4: Well, we've got a couple of epic listeners today for you.
Speaker 4: On Team Hazy. We've got Mandy from renowned Park.
Speaker 1: Morning.
Speaker 2: Sorry all right, so am I, which is why.
Speaker 4: This hurts so nice? And then Teresa from Modbrey Heights
Speaker 4: is on Team Jones.
Speaker 7: Hello, you've got this, I know you've got you.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Thank you so much to resa.
Speaker 4: I'll do my very best, same as we've taken some
Speaker 4: over hits, We've orchestralized them. Your name is your buzzer,
Speaker 4: deep breaths all around, song one please.
Speaker 1: Okay, es, I want it that way? Is that?
Speaker 2: Backstreet boys?
Speaker 4: Go jokes?
Speaker 6: Who's the idiot out for saying? Keep a positive mindset there,
Speaker 6: Let's put off the ring.
Speaker 1: Thank you, suspicious stars.
Speaker 2: The bloke with all the streams in front of him
Speaker 2: and all the buttons.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, done, ja good.
Speaker 2: Start smelling a little combat here, beautiful, I'm not getting
Speaker 2: carried away.
Speaker 1: Right here we go, song to oh each here, song name,
Speaker 1: shape of You, Oh.
Speaker 4: My Heart, I love you.
Speaker 1: I believe I believe they caught us a tie that
Speaker 1: I'm spetting. All right, I'm going to say my heart
Speaker 1: rates right up to I'm feeling.
Speaker 4: I'm nervous and I'm really scared of.
Speaker 1: What do you think? What happened? What do you think
Speaker 1: given the last time we played this and Joey then
Speaker 1: she stormed.
Speaker 6: Out of the signature move and late time she'll get
Speaker 6: in the cargo and then I go into the.
Speaker 2: News room for a bit of a pipal and he
Speaker 2: just shakes her head.
Speaker 4: Well for the wind for the faster pass about your yep?
Speaker 4: Song three? Please, that's Joe's Joe's what you got?
Speaker 2: That is come on whenever? From the girl, Oh my.
Speaker 1: God, she's falling off her stool.
Speaker 4: Can you come in with a win?
Speaker 1: That would be whenever wherever by should keep.
Speaker 2: And set on top of it to herself, I've actually
Speaker 2: done something very bad.
Speaker 1: To my ankle. It's like, what's the saying to add
Speaker 1: insult to injury? To add injury to insult? Have we
Speaker 1: just absolutely flipped the script.
Speaker 4: That, well, you've taken a win for Mandy a renown park.
Speaker 5: Sorry my ankle?
Speaker 1: Right, I know what can you do though, Jade? You
Speaker 1: know just one of those.
Speaker 2: Things actually so much pain.
Speaker 1: I'm laughing with you. One hundred dollar fast departure coming away.
Speaker 1: Can we get a nice studio to please? Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: quite concerned.
Speaker 2: For Joe landed on the corner of my chair.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. We just played a loveliness a game
Speaker 1: of songs, a song, song, song, and it just got
Speaker 1: so physical towards the end that Jody went over rolled
Speaker 1: her ankles all of a sudden. It's not from six
Speaker 1: on the Stones or anything. It was from song to
Speaker 1: song song song. Who saw they come out?
Speaker 2: No one?
Speaker 1: Wow, I don't think that's what happened. I thought Hazy
Speaker 1: pushed you on. Of course, I don't know, doesn't.
Speaker 6: I'm pretty sure I saw Hazy jump the desk and yeah,
Speaker 6: I think that would need to.
Speaker 2: Go back over the tape because it was all such
Speaker 2: a painful blur. I don't know what happened.
Speaker 1: Did you say that as or did a friend of
Speaker 1: a friend tell you?
Speaker 6: A friend of a friend tested me on Instagram a
Speaker 6: source who I can't name for legal reasons and said
Speaker 6: that I've rewatched the tapes because it looks like Jody
Speaker 6: actually jumps the desk and attacks.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Hazy jumps the desk and absu.
Speaker 2: You know the most painful thing about that is I
Speaker 2: couldn't remember she care all right?
Speaker 1: We sold her on that negest speaking story. This is
Speaker 1: how they've ever seen this huge seventy shows.
Speaker 2: A sad one to start off with. Smash Mouth formerly
Speaker 2: singer Steve Harbal has died age fifty six, so the
Speaker 2: death of the alstar Thinking was confirmed in a statement
Speaker 2: released to media outlets outlets this week. The band's manager
Speaker 2: Rob Hayes said the star who was at the helm
Speaker 2: of the American Group when it channed out all those
Speaker 2: hits like Can't Get Enough of You Walking on the
Speaker 2: Sun and cover of I'm a Believer as well pass
Speaker 2: Peacefully and coomfortably surrounded by friends and family.
Speaker 1: Was some suggestion that it was liver failure. It's really
Speaker 1: sad because when something like this happens, it makes you
Speaker 1: go wow, and I feel like there's so many songs
Speaker 1: where maybe you don't have a giant connection to the band,
Speaker 1: but you have a connection to a moment, and there'd
Speaker 1: be so many people with a lot of smash Mount
Speaker 1: songs thinking about that today.
Speaker 2: Yeah, from their childhood. Absolutely. So that's a sad one
Speaker 2: to start up with. Off with today, I mean a
Speaker 2: little bit of pain here. Zac Efron s heart's racing
Speaker 2: after posting a series of shirtless naps alongside his brother
Speaker 2: Dylan Efron to Instagram.
Speaker 1: Go Off Deal Yep.
Speaker 2: The hunky siblings looked ripped as they posed in their
Speaker 2: swim trunks after enjoying a day of boating in Idaho.
Speaker 2: So the first trap set the high school musical sixty
Speaker 2: one million followers into an absolute friendly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've seen Deal's a unit aig un. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: is an absolute machine.
Speaker 2: And I don't know if he looks even bigger because
Speaker 2: Zach is a midget. Like, Zach is really really small. Wow,
Speaker 2: he's only about five foot something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, but you don't see that. But because this
Speaker 1: is in Tom Cruise, quite small as well. Yeah, all
Speaker 1: of this movie stars are very small.
Speaker 2: And really interesting phenomenon, isn't it.
Speaker 1: I just always wonder about the dynamics of when you've
Speaker 1: got a really really famous sibling and particular brother, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and just what that would be like. Yeah, even from
Speaker 1: an Australian within Australian, like what about poor Brett Voss
Speaker 1: when your brother's and Brett Voss in his own right
Speaker 1: have a really good career at Securita. Yeah, but your
Speaker 1: brother's bloody Michael Voss the time.
Speaker 2: Great, and imagine being the fourth Hemsworth as well, that's
Speaker 2: three or four. See, who's even to say?
Speaker 1: Imagine being one of the wars who isn't Steve or Mark.
Speaker 2: Dean Dean played at Kensington.
Speaker 1: I remember that's not fair.
Speaker 2: Kate played down here for the Browns and your brothers,
Speaker 2: you know, Mark and Steve wore and then you're Dean. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well he was handy though, I bet he was, but
Speaker 1: not compared to Steve will Mark juice.
Speaker 2: Thousands of cash up Americans, including a few celebrity A listers,
Speaker 2: were trapped wallowing in the mud at Burning Man and
Speaker 2: it's generated a buzz around the world. So one epidemiologists
Speaker 2: came out and said, this worries me. The worst food
Speaker 2: and water can be air drop worst case, but a
Speaker 2: lack of porter potty trunk toilets at burning Man due
Speaker 2: to the flooding could spell complete disaster if people can't
Speaker 2: evacuate and toilets can't be fixed.
Speaker 1: Yung, wow, it's literally what he's saying is it's just
Speaker 1: an absolute cess pit.
Speaker 2: Yes, absolutely, But it just who organized this event. Who went,
Speaker 2: let's drop thirty five thousand people in the middle middle
Speaker 2: of the desert where there was clearly like rain and
Speaker 2: hurricanes forecast? Was it?
Speaker 1: Because it's another thing they had like three months worth
Speaker 1: of rain in like twenty four hours. Yes, never happens.
Speaker 1: It is literally in the middle of the desert.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: One thing you can rely on in the desert is
Speaker 1: it's not much rain.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 2: One thing I have been enjoying is all the videos
Speaker 2: from Casey Donovan. Our own Casey has been trapped in
Speaker 2: the middle man. She's done a lot of video documentation.
Speaker 4: Good on it.
Speaker 1: Yes. In one of the videos at the end she said,
Speaker 1: I'm a celebrity, Get me out of here. That's classic Casey,
Speaker 1: classic case shoes. You built a time machine on this Tuesday,
Speaker 1: fifth of September, and this is your one stop place
Speaker 1: for knowledge and fulfillment. Not really, but we pushed through
Speaker 1: anyway on this day. In nineteen ninety nine, the Great
Speaker 1: Tony Lockett retired upter playing his final AFL game for
Speaker 1: the Sydney Of course, he came out of retirement in
Speaker 1: two thousand and two. It proved unsuccessful, he quip before
Speaker 1: the end of the season. It was awful when he
Speaker 1: came back. Oh my gosh, how the other he wore
Speaker 1: like number forty six. He played like three or four
Speaker 1: games and keep like four goals and he was incredibly underweight.
Speaker 1: It wasn't the Tourny locket that we film love. But
Speaker 1: it wasn't Big Plugger anymore, was it.
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think a bit of footy trivia for you as well.
Speaker 1: I reckon, I reckon. By the time he got back,
Speaker 1: he said, look, well, can I get back into number four.
Speaker 1: And at the time Ben Matthews was running number four,
Speaker 1: right and Ben said no, no, no mate, it's my
Speaker 1: number down. Well Ben, no, no. I love that from Ben.
Speaker 7: Oh do you?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, job, it's decent. Cahoona's on him. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: saying no to the great tiny locket. Wow. Wait two
Speaker 1: thousand and seven Alain spider Man Robert or is it Allen?
Speaker 1: He's a French dude. He climb Europe's tallest building moscows
Speaker 1: two hundred and forty two meter high Federation Building. Oh
Speaker 1: my goodness, two forty two minutes.
Speaker 2: So that if you think about the ten metre tower
Speaker 2: at the Aquartck Center, what's that twenty times?
Speaker 1: That isn't Yeah? He quick mass there? Why are you
Speaker 1: looking at me? For my nose started bleeding before you
Speaker 1: even started calling help. Its fluid coming out of my
Speaker 1: years right now, it's super top. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1: Twenty twenty two Tracy Grimshaw. Now she was leaving a
Speaker 1: Current Affair after hosting the TV program for seventeen years.
Speaker 1: And who did she give nothing to on her way out?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: I can't remember. Was Ali Langnon?
Speaker 4: I think?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 1: Remember she had done like cost. She did it as well,
Speaker 1: but it was like a big tunnel when she was
Speaker 1: departing and Ali Langon was there and haven't nothing. Oh
Speaker 1: really because Halie replaced her.
Speaker 2: Oh you never know where these TV situations if it
Speaker 2: was her choice, or if they said, hey, would you
Speaker 2: like to go out graciously?
Speaker 1: Or we could push you out the door. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: push you out the door. It's like football as well.
Speaker 1: I'm like, right, we're going to get ridio sodia tie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: exactly how it goes sometimes pretty simple. One song on
Speaker 1: September fifth and nineteen ninety two was the Best Things
Speaker 1: in Life for Free by Janet Jackson. After song, a
Speaker 1: really good point by Janet. Most things, the good things
Speaker 1: are free. Find her place where you get free beer.
Speaker 1: Yeah okay, Oh God, an open bar. You are there
Speaker 1: every day. The word ah, that's the heaven. So the
Speaker 1: best things might pray that's my ideal place, which is
Speaker 1: heaven an open bar will be yes.
Speaker 2: The man justin bieber us open watching some tennis and
Speaker 2: it's kind of it's a little bit of column about
Speaker 2: what he's wearing and a little bit columbe about his
Speaker 2: man spreading. Let me explain this for you, and I
Speaker 2: think it's best explained in this very very harsh article
Speaker 2: that he's been written on news dot com.
Speaker 4: Ready for this.
Speaker 2: The singer was sitting with his knees up, like how
Speaker 2: your teacher would tell you to sit on the floor
Speaker 2: in primary school. It's not how you'd be advised to
Speaker 2: sit in a cramp chair at a major sporting event.
Speaker 2: God to Karen's written this, this meant his leg was
Speaker 2: across his wife's seat, and in return, she configured herself
Speaker 2: to rest her tin on his brinde. It was how
Speaker 2: you'd sit with your dog, not with your wife.
Speaker 1: Over analyzing your situation. There's Beaver just trying to stretch
Speaker 1: out his groins. Yeah, you're tight groin.
Speaker 2: And I mean, the most remarkable thing about this photo
Speaker 2: isn't the way he's sitting. It's the sunglasses that he's
Speaker 2: wearing there, like big bubbly pink ones with a black
Speaker 2: and white polka dot hat.
Speaker 1: Come on, justin. But when you're justin, you can do
Speaker 1: whatever he wants. And I reckon he could pick up
Speaker 1: a stick and wear it across his face and people
Speaker 1: are like, oh, that's pretty cool. That's a good stick.
Speaker 1: It's a good stick. I want that stick. I'll pay
Speaker 1: hundreds of dollars that stick. I'll play fetch with that stick.
Speaker 1: Just throw it, justin throw it. I'll do anything for you, beaver.
Speaker 1: Let's talk man spreading though. Are you a man spread? Absolutely,
Speaker 1: I'm a man spread. I think what do you mean?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Wait, wait, wait, let's do that again. No, I'm not
Speaker 1: based on that reaction. What's wrong with that man spread
Speaker 1: of pictures? Well, a room full of ladies, yes, collectively, got.
Speaker 2: In the newsroom out there as well, and.
Speaker 1: We all hate you right either way, I think ABS
Speaker 1: would have gone down the path.
Speaker 2: Of Yeah, I can't stand man spreading. It's one of
Speaker 2: the most selfish things that you can do in a
Speaker 2: public space. Sorry, okay, you're not a selfish person. I'm
Speaker 2: not accusing you of that.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, dope, man spreads. I just got tight
Speaker 1: grinds though. Yeah, stretch him out.
Speaker 2: So is it a real comfort thing for a bloke
Speaker 2: just to give it, give every that area a bit
Speaker 2: of room.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, it is right, and preferably nothing's touching it anything.
Speaker 1: If you know what I mean, is that sort of
Speaker 1: that's the sort of space. Well, I stop giving me
Speaker 1: that reaction. Well, yeah, it's purely just just a comfort thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what do you want me to do? Just jump on
Speaker 1: the seat or public transport? Seeing there like I'm side
Speaker 1: saddling the aisle seat.
Speaker 4: No, but you could just.
Speaker 2: Couldn't you just like casually cross your legs or do
Speaker 2: something like that?
Speaker 1: Do I need to explain to you what's going on
Speaker 1: when crosses his legs versus a woman crossing her legs
Speaker 1: and why the mechanics of it isn't quite as effective
Speaker 1: for a man.
Speaker 2: I mean, I get it you're dealing with more real estate,
Speaker 2: But how would you feel if you were sitting across
Speaker 2: from a woman on the bus and she was just
Speaker 2: sitting there leading back with her legs spread wide.
Speaker 1: Well, I'd assume that she's very comfortable. Yeah, and is
Speaker 1: the woman? Biber Joe. It's Tomorrow's the day I can
Speaker 1: reveal the winners for the twenty twenty three What if
Speaker 1: Uniquely Ossie Awards. I know you've been looking forward to
Speaker 1: it all week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm really curious because we've got so many beautiful
Speaker 2: spots here in South Australia if any of them have
Speaker 2: taken out a gone.
Speaker 1: Spot on One more sleep to go tune in tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Seve Essay takes out a gong in one of the
Speaker 1: many impressive categories. Uniquely, OSSI experiences are only a what
Speaker 1: if away book your next trip on the what I
Speaker 1: Fat what if It's oussie for travel. We love South
Speaker 1: Australia and we love when people just put their body
Speaker 1: on the line to try and win.
Speaker 2: I think what's been proven today is there there is
Speaker 2: nothing or no body part that I will refuse to
Speaker 2: sacrifice for this show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all to get a win or a loss. Songs
Speaker 1: and so so song was epic this morning. I took
Speaker 1: a turn. Yeah, check out the socials for sure, wait
Speaker 1: for Wait for the twist?
Speaker 2: About all three quarters of the way through you reckon
Speaker 2: And if you want to catch up with it's on
Speaker 2: the Joy and Hazing Instagram page.
Speaker 1: For goodness sake, let's leave you with this. We'll relive
Speaker 1: it and we'll catch it. Tomora, goodbye,