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Speaker 2: Oh, yes, we got to sleep over last night. We
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Speaker 1: Well, good morning for the second time, Matthew. Because they've
Speaker 1: got something to say?
Speaker 2: What have you got to say?
Speaker 1: Well, we had a sleepover last night, Yes we did. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I just sipped a v so I'm like, really, burpie,
Speaker 1: that's all right. And so Matt and I hung out
Speaker 1: last night. We went and hung out for a bit.
Speaker 1: As we all know, Matt's bedtime is later than mine.
Speaker 1: So I got back to the hotel.
Speaker 3: I don't even know what time it was.
Speaker 2: Then ten Yeah, about ten nine, I think.
Speaker 3: So we went back to the hotel.
Speaker 1: But then Matt kind of wanted to go out, like
Speaker 1: out out, and I was like, no fucking way. And
Speaker 1: so you went and met your friend Toby. Shout out
Speaker 1: to Toby if you're listening to the pod. But then
Speaker 1: you've ended up just going out for dinner, like a
Speaker 1: late dinner anyway. And then you came home.
Speaker 3: It wasn't too late. Was it quarter to two?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I don't even think it was that late, surely not,
Speaker 2: was it?
Speaker 1: I think it was it was. Yeah, So then you
Speaker 1: came in and you were quiet.
Speaker 3: That was nice. What time did you ever go on
Speaker 3: to sleep?
Speaker 2: Not long after that? Maybe an hour later? Yeah, Because
Speaker 2: i'd been going to bed for context. Everyone, I've been
Speaker 2: going to bed so late because I've obviously been around
Speaker 2: the country following Kylie on all the concerts. You've all
Speaker 2: seen the content all over the Instagram and the tiktoks
Speaker 2: and whatnot, and so like, you know, when I went
Speaker 2: to Perth actually really struggled. I was like, bloody hell, Love,
Speaker 2: I'm jet lagged. Like they're three hours behind.
Speaker 1: I was like, because if you're normally going to bed
Speaker 1: at four am and you're in Perth, you can't be
Speaker 1: going to bed there at seven am.
Speaker 3: No, the other way around, other.
Speaker 2: Way around, you'll be going to bed at one am.
Speaker 3: Oh true.
Speaker 2: But then as I kept flying, then to Adelaide, the
Speaker 2: time changed again. Then to Melbourne the time changed again,
Speaker 2: and my body was just in havoc mode. So by
Speaker 2: the time I done at Melbourne, which by the way,
Speaker 2: you know, sitting front row so much adrenaline with Kylie
Speaker 2: so close to me, Like I'd get home from the
Speaker 2: concert and I'd just be like up for hours. So
Speaker 2: I was going to bed at like six am, And
Speaker 2: so when you were like, I'm going to go to bed,
Speaker 2: I was like, well, I need to send it because
Speaker 2: I'm going to be awake till six either. I lay
Speaker 2: here awake next to you in the hotel room, or
Speaker 2: I go out and Toby's always ready for a good time.
Speaker 3: So so what you went to bed at two?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Around then, I think that's not too bad.
Speaker 1: And so this morning I got up at like seven,
Speaker 1: Matt's sleeping next to me.
Speaker 3: Lucky.
Speaker 1: The hotel had like blockout blinds, so I kept it
Speaker 1: shut and I just took all my stuff into the
Speaker 1: bathroom and so I showered, washed my hair, blow dried
Speaker 1: my hair with a really loud fucking blow dry.
Speaker 3: Matt didn't wake up for any of it.
Speaker 1: I packed up my whole room in the dark with
Speaker 1: my fucking torch. I'm being so mindful of not waking
Speaker 1: you up this morning. And then I was leaving the
Speaker 1: hotel at nine, nine thirty, but it was like quarter
Speaker 1: past nine, and I was ready to go, zipped up
Speaker 1: my bag and everything. You didn't hear anything. And then
Speaker 1: I was like, sure, he's going to get up soon
Speaker 1: because it's nearly nine thirty. Because I come in and
Speaker 1: do big business first, and so I opened the blackoutline
Speaker 1: like just a little bit, and I was like, good morning,
Speaker 1: it's twenty past nine, and you're like all I love
Speaker 1: and then I was like, have you got an alarm set?
Speaker 1: And you said yeah, nine thirty huh. And then so
Speaker 1: I left the window open. I was like, all right,
Speaker 1: we'll see you soon. And like I thought you would
Speaker 1: have stayed awake because your alarm was going off in
Speaker 1: another ten minutes, like you were getting up in ten minutes. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I just thought I would gently wake you up. But
Speaker 1: you've just walked in now and said you've literally just
Speaker 1: woken up.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So you know how people always say, oh, my
Speaker 2: alarm never went off, Like, my alarm never went off,
Speaker 2: and I'm going, no, you're sleeping through the alarm. Surely
Speaker 2: the alarm's going off and you've like slept through it, right.
Speaker 2: So I've never believed, oh the iPhone, it doesn't wake
Speaker 2: you up. Probably the alarms don't go off, blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: And there's a setting that you can turn off, like
Speaker 2: focus mode or something. I've got that to.
Speaker 3: Talk about that, I've.
Speaker 2: Got it off. I've got all the things off. My
Speaker 2: alarms always go off. I don't know what the bloody
Speaker 2: heck happened today. I had four set and none of
Speaker 2: them well when I woke up at ten past eleven,
Speaker 2: ten minutes have to check out.
Speaker 3: No, did you someone knock on the door and up?
Speaker 1: No, but they called, Oh thank god, so the housekeeper
Speaker 1: fucking walking.
Speaker 2: I know. That's that's that's not the reason I woke up.
Speaker 2: I woke up like naturally, and I was laying there
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, my alarm must like be
Speaker 2: you know, seconds away from going on.
Speaker 3: Did you think it had been ten minutes since I've
Speaker 3: been two hours hours?
Speaker 2: So then I was laying there and I was just
Speaker 2: like thinking, oh God, I really like had such a
Speaker 2: big like like I feel like I've really had a
Speaker 2: really good sleep.
Speaker 3: But because if you're to be at.
Speaker 1: Two and you're waking up at eleven, like you're sleeping
Speaker 1: a really long time. I know, do you always sleep
Speaker 1: a really long time?
Speaker 2: If I don't haven't like, if I don't have an alarm, yeah,
Speaker 2: I can sleep for like twelve hours, fucking yeah. Like
Speaker 2: because I'll sit an alarm almost every day. Yeah, even
Speaker 2: on like weekends and stuff. I'll still set an alarm
Speaker 2: just like get myself up. But if I'm like this
Speaker 2: week's been a really big week and I need to
Speaker 2: just sleep, and I actually turn my phone on airplane
Speaker 2: and not set an alarm. I can sleep for fourteen hours.
Speaker 2: Holy ShW.
Speaker 1: So you've woken up and then you realize it's after
Speaker 1: eleven am.
Speaker 2: It's after eleven. I'm like shit, because I've got to
Speaker 2: be here at eleven forty five, but also check out.
Speaker 2: It was like eleven, I'm assuming yeah, and so I've
Speaker 2: like quickly rung downstairs, but it just rang out like
Speaker 2: it didn't they would obviously everyone was out, so because
Speaker 2: I needed because the car was in valet, so I
Speaker 2: needed them to get the car because it was at
Speaker 2: an awkward spot. Takes about fifteen minutes to get the car.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, shit, gotta get the car. They didn't answer.
Speaker 2: I go into the bathroom. I'm like quick shower, and
Speaker 2: then I'm like, no, I need the car because it's
Speaker 2: gonna take fifteen minutes. So then I run out naked
Speaker 2: to to pick up the phone to call them. I
Speaker 2: start calling them. Thank god it's cordless, because then there's
Speaker 2: a knock at the door housekeeping. I'm naked in the
Speaker 2: middle of the fucking hotel room with the phone in
Speaker 2: my hand, and I'm like run to the door to
Speaker 2: like hold it so that they can't open it and
Speaker 2: I'm like, just it's like, yeah, my bit loong.
Speaker 3: I'm just checking out.
Speaker 2: Now come back in ten minutes. I'm like, oh my god.
Speaker 2: The phone still doesn't answer. They must have been very
Speaker 2: busy downstairs. I put the phone down, I have the shower.
Speaker 2: I get out of the shower. I ring them again.
Speaker 2: They get the car. They say it's going to be
Speaker 2: five minutes. I'm like, cool, pack the bag, throw everything in. Also,
Speaker 2: I looked around the hotel room. God, we are grubs.
Speaker 3: I tried to put it all neatly this morning.
Speaker 1: I put all like empty water bottles in one little pile,
Speaker 1: and I was trying to be fucking mindful of the
Speaker 1: fuck you were sleep Well.
Speaker 2: I looked around and went the poor housekeeper, who has
Speaker 2: to deal with this shit.
Speaker 3: Well, I'll tell you.
Speaker 1: I've got actually something else I want to say. I
Speaker 1: know we speak about hotels so much on this podcast.
Speaker 2: We're in them a lot.
Speaker 3: Yeah we are.
Speaker 1: And something happened yesterday. It wasn't anything bad, but it's
Speaker 1: just got me thinking. And again, all of you that
Speaker 1: work in hotels, I need to know what the protocol
Speaker 1: is around this, and it could vary from hotel to hotel.
Speaker 1: So yesterday, I so this weekend, I went and did
Speaker 1: a keynote speech on Saturday and Sunday. I've been here
Speaker 1: for like fucking five days. Anyway, came home from doing
Speaker 1: my keynote yesterday and it was the afternoon. Came into
Speaker 1: the room and housekeeping had been like the bed was
Speaker 1: all done, fresh towers, blah blah blah, and so I
Speaker 1: needed to go the toilet. I needed to go to
Speaker 1: the toilet, toilet, if you know what I mean. So
Speaker 1: in I went, and the hotel that we were staying
Speaker 1: in the bathroom was like two doors that opened like
Speaker 1: a wardrobe. So I like shut one and then like
Speaker 1: the other half was like kind of open. But like
Speaker 1: if you're on the toilet, you're not near the front door,
Speaker 1: no one can see you or anything.
Speaker 3: And so I go to the.
Speaker 1: Toilet and I start going and then there's like a
Speaker 1: like someone's.
Speaker 3: At the door, and then I'm like shit, like I'm
Speaker 3: in the middle of doing a number two.
Speaker 1: But I thought I was just gonna have to like
Speaker 1: yoink my pants up and just run to the fucking door,
Speaker 1: because like you can't wipe, like you don't have enough time.
Speaker 3: So like God, you know what I mean, are we
Speaker 3: back here again?
Speaker 4: I know?
Speaker 2: And so.
Speaker 1: I like go to stand up, and before I've even
Speaker 1: stood up, the housekeeping person has just flung the door open.
Speaker 2: Yeah did you say like hello?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like hello, and then like they could hear
Speaker 1: that I was in the bathroom, like oh sorry, shut
Speaker 1: the door, and then they just never came back. It
Speaker 1: must have been like the mini bar person or whatever.
Speaker 1: But I just want to know what is the rules
Speaker 1: surrounding how quickly a hotel worker will enter the room
Speaker 1: after they've knocked, because even if I was in the
Speaker 1: hotel room like near the bed, I wouldn't have had
Speaker 1: enough time to get to the door before they opened it.
Speaker 1: Like surely you knock and then wait a minute and
Speaker 1: then knock again and then you can assume no one's
Speaker 1: in there, then you can go in because like lucky,
Speaker 1: I was in the bathroom and like they couldn't see
Speaker 1: me or whatever. But if they're just knocking and opening
Speaker 1: straight away, like what if someone's having sex on the
Speaker 1: fucking floor right in front of the door, Like there
Speaker 1: was no time for me to do anything, And I
Speaker 1: just want to know, like what are the rules around that?
Speaker 1: Because to me, you shouldn't just knock and enter straight away.
Speaker 1: Who knows what people could be doing in there if
Speaker 1: you don't.
Speaker 2: So if you're inside, you do not disturb on the door.
Speaker 3: But I just didn't think, like I just walked back in,
Speaker 3: like I didn't think anyone would be come.
Speaker 2: You know, that was my biggest thing this morning, is
Speaker 2: do not disturb? Wasn't on the door, and I was like,
Speaker 2: why hasn't anyone just like walked in?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I was really shocked.
Speaker 1: Fucked man, that would actually be so okay, scrollers, you
Speaker 1: need to let us know in the broadcast channel, we'll
Speaker 1: ask has anyone slept in badly enough at a hotel
Speaker 1: that you've opened your eyes and housekeepings in the room
Speaker 1: and you're still asleep? Because I don't think I could
Speaker 1: ever show my face at that hotel every again if
Speaker 1: that happened to me, because I'd be so embarrassed.
Speaker 3: Does someone is walking you're sleeping?
Speaker 2: God? Welfare check vibes. Anyway, I'm here, It's all good.
Speaker 3: You made it.
Speaker 2: I made it. And you know what the funniest thing
Speaker 2: is is I knew you would probably like bring this
Speaker 2: up on the podcast today, and I knew you'd like
Speaker 2: make out, like, oh my god, you sleep so long
Speaker 2: and your blah blah blah and all the rest of it.
Speaker 2: And I knew, I knew we'd get here. What do
Speaker 2: you mean, I knew we'd get here. So, Britney, what
Speaker 2: I wanted to bring to the podcast studio today is
Speaker 2: this little bag. I just wanted to say that I
Speaker 2: may be a sleeper in er, and I may have
Speaker 2: slept through my arms or whatever happened there this morning,
Speaker 2: but at least I'm organized.
Speaker 3: What have you got?
Speaker 2: Because did you want your entire toiletry bad?
Speaker 3: Did I leave that on the toilet with the seat down?
Speaker 2: Did you want did you want your belt? Oh? Yes?
Speaker 2: So I may sleep in, but at least I've got
Speaker 2: my shit organized because half your ship was left in
Speaker 2: that hotel room, and if it wasn't for me sleeping her,
Speaker 2: you wouldn't have got any of that back.
Speaker 1: Well, I did say when I was leaving, let me
Speaker 1: know if I've left anything, because the room was fucking
Speaker 1: pitch black.
Speaker 3: And I said, let me know if I've left anything there.
Speaker 2: You got bag, military bag and a belt, so you've
Speaker 2: got that.
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to give me a prize
Speaker 1: or something. Then my own stuff. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: I'm glad you made it here on time.
Speaker 4: Please be upstanding for the royal flush.
Speaker 2: All right, let's do our royal flush of the week.
Speaker 3: What have you got that?
Speaker 2: Well, I'm going to be a bit narcissistic here because
Speaker 2: I think it's hilarious. But my royal flush is myself. Actually, yeah,
Speaker 2: not so much myself, but also the fact that like
Speaker 2: not me becoming a cultural phenomenon. Like seriously, at these
Speaker 2: Kyli Minogue shows, have you not seen the videos all
Speaker 2: over tiktop for you page yes of me yes at
Speaker 2: the Kylie concerts? Oh? These? My favorite one is from
Speaker 2: these two girls. What's this one's g Carroll? Oh my gosh,
Speaker 2: it's like POV. You're trying to spot alright, hey at
Speaker 2: the Kylie Minogue concert and then looking for me and
Speaker 2: they spot me down on the floor. There's another one
Speaker 2: that's like got over six hundred k views of me
Speaker 2: dancing in the bloody wedding dress with Kylie. Yes, blew up.
Speaker 2: This is what I'm saying. There's so many videos. Every
Speaker 2: time I get tagged in a video, I'm I feel
Speaker 2: sick because I'll tell you the story behind it. So
Speaker 2: when I was in Adelaide, that was my first front
Speaker 2: row show, so I was just having the tome of
Speaker 2: my life and Adelaide I was like, this is the
Speaker 2: one I'll get all the content out a front row
Speaker 2: and then I'll just like enjoy myself at the other
Speaker 2: front row shows, but I'll get all my videos in
Speaker 2: this one. And so in the Adelaide show, there's like
Speaker 2: a lot of footage of me where I didn't expect
Speaker 2: people to be filming me, and I'm like, just I'm
Speaker 2: letting loose. And there's also other like awkward bits where
Speaker 2: like I look like I'm just like sitting on my
Speaker 2: phone the whole time, when really I was like using
Speaker 2: that concept to like get all the all the footage
Speaker 2: so that I could enjoy myself at others. Like if
Speaker 2: you then see videos from the Melbourne concert, like that
Speaker 2: I'm in the background of I'm having the time of
Speaker 2: my life from start to finish and I don't hardly
Speaker 2: even touch my phone. And so after the Adelaide show,
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, this is so awkward, Like I
Speaker 2: didn't think that, like it just doesn't compute in my
Speaker 2: brain that we're at a kind ofn no concert and
Speaker 2: people are focused on filming me, and I'm like, that's
Speaker 2: not something I really even thought.
Speaker 1: I think I was also thinking, like I've never really
Speaker 1: been to con as you know, like I came to
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift with you, and I think because we're going
Speaker 1: to Kylie like this weekend coming, which is really exciting.
Speaker 1: But for some reason in my mind, like I didn't
Speaker 1: put two and two together or think that the Kylie
Speaker 1: like size is a lot smaller than like the Taylor
Speaker 1: Swift Ears tour, and so like this whole time, in
Speaker 1: my mind, I've been thinking it's going to be massive,
Speaker 1: like the Taylor Swift one, like you know, where you'd
Speaker 1: never spot someone because there's fucking that many people. But
Speaker 1: then when I started seeing all your content, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's way more intimate. Like if you're in the front row,
Speaker 1: everyone in the whole place can see you.
Speaker 3: Yes, so you're like so easy to spot.
Speaker 2: And you're lit up by the stage. And that's what.
Speaker 1: I hate as well, like the people around in the
Speaker 1: front row, like you're not really in the darkness of
Speaker 1: the show. You're like in the fucking spotlight. And so
Speaker 1: that's why I'm like, great, if people have been filmed,
Speaker 1: I mean you, because also you're wearing costumes that like
Speaker 1: stand the fuck.
Speaker 3: Out, and I know what.
Speaker 1: Color we are both wearing on Saturday night, Like we're
Speaker 1: just gonna stand out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3: And then if people have been video on you, they're
Speaker 3: going to video ask.
Speaker 1: And then what I'm worried about is like I've seen
Speaker 1: the set list and like, I know probably half or
Speaker 1: more than half of the songs, but there are some
Speaker 1: that I don't know, And then what if there's one
Speaker 1: moment where I don't look very interested.
Speaker 2: That's just what stresses me.
Speaker 3: I'm just talking about I have to dance the whole time,
Speaker 3: so I.
Speaker 2: Felt like in Melbourne, I had to be on the
Speaker 2: whole time, just in case. And then of course after
Speaker 2: Melbourne there were so many videos and also in Melbourne
Speaker 2: things like m Rasciano she's got a lot of followers,
Speaker 2: Joel Creasy, he's got a lot of followers. So they
Speaker 2: were putting videos on their stories that you could see
Speaker 2: me in, and then people were sending me their stories
Speaker 2: being like, oh my gosh, like I can see you
Speaker 2: in this story. So it's like these people with heaps
Speaker 2: of followers are also posting and I just happened to
Speaker 2: be like in the.
Speaker 1: Background, I'm just like enjoy it. I've got to fucking
Speaker 1: stand up and dance the whole time.
Speaker 2: It's actually, you know what, we're actually maybe next week
Speaker 2: or maybe next next week's close, friends. I actually want
Speaker 2: to take you through like a full breakdown of the
Speaker 2: experience and everything you have to think about, and especially
Speaker 2: the sitting of the front row, because sitting front row
Speaker 2: is so much different than what I expected it to be.
Speaker 2: But I'll lead that till after the concerts because I've
Speaker 2: still got two more of them, so i want to
Speaker 2: give you a fully rounded experience on that. Okay, but yeah,
Speaker 2: I know it's narcissistic, but my royal flush is seeing
Speaker 2: myself all over the for you page and people also
Speaker 2: just like making videos as well, Like Gabby Whips made
Speaker 2: a video and was like, guys, is anyone just like
Speaker 2: having Kylie fomo because of all right, hey, and everyone's
Speaker 2: like yeah, so it's I don't know, it's nice to
Speaker 2: feel relevant, like and also at what cost, Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: exactly right. At what it's got to smile the whole night.
Speaker 2: But also that is my royal flush as well, because
Speaker 2: it's a little lazy of me, because I genuinely have
Speaker 2: not done anything except like my life has been like
Speaker 2: that Lady Gaga plane, bus club, another club, another club,
Speaker 2: you know, and literally like, is that.
Speaker 3: Her saying that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I didn't know that that is that Lady Garga saying that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, play the audio Hannah.
Speaker 5: No sleep, bus club, another club, another club, plane next place,
Speaker 5: no sleep, no fear, nobody believed in me.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that was Lady Garga. I've never put
Speaker 1: that together in my mind.
Speaker 2: I reckon, now that you hear it, it'll you'll be like, oh,
Speaker 2: of course, but yeah, it genuinely has been like wake up,
Speaker 2: start getting ready. You got a film to get ready
Speaker 2: with me? I usually go live on TikTok while I
Speaker 2: do my makeup, film to get ready with me, and
Speaker 2: then film the other bit of content. Do the photo shoot,
Speaker 2: edit the photo shoot, put up the photo shoot, put
Speaker 2: up the fit check, go to the concert, get home,
Speaker 2: edit the next day's video, which is to get ready
Speaker 2: with me, go to sleep, wake up, and do it
Speaker 2: all again. So I haven't really been on the internet,
Speaker 2: so I don't have a royal flush. So it's myself
Speaker 2: this week and now that's fair enough over to you.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, my Royal flush is just something wholesome that
Speaker 1: I've seen on TikTok in the last week, and I'm
Speaker 1: sure a lot of other people have seen this account
Speaker 1: as well. It's a guy named Cornelius and the username
Speaker 1: on TikTok is coorn dot Elias three three seven, and
Speaker 1: it's just it's just wholesome, you know. I feel like
Speaker 1: the internet can be so chaotic at times and full
Speaker 1: of drama.
Speaker 3: And there's just this.
Speaker 1: Young guy and he's doing a series where I think
Speaker 1: he's working up to do a half marathon, and he
Speaker 1: started this series where he's taking the amount of steps
Speaker 1: every day, which equates to the amount of followers he has,
Speaker 1: so like, I'll play you a little bit of his
Speaker 1: Like one of his videos today.
Speaker 4: Is day seven of taking a step outside for every
Speaker 4: follower we have. We're currently have three hundred and forty
Speaker 4: eight steps to do, so let's go get it done.
Speaker 4: This type of day is my favorite, and it was
Speaker 4: nice and cool, so the warp was great and I'm
Speaker 4: defferently in a better mood today. I also put some
Speaker 4: proper walking shoes on because it's actually becoming a.
Speaker 3: You get the idea.
Speaker 1: So he's filming himself like getting outside and going for walks,
Speaker 1: and he started it just based on how many followers
Speaker 1: he's had. Now that video was two days ago and
Speaker 1: he said he had three hundred and something followers.
Speaker 3: Now he's got thirteen thousand.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you've shut yourself in the foot there,
Speaker 2: bloody out thirteen thousand steps.
Speaker 1: So his videos are like starting to blow up because
Speaker 1: like everyone's getting behind him, like getting outside and getting
Speaker 1: his steps in and whatever. And so now he's got
Speaker 1: thirteen thousand followers, so he's got in his bio follower
Speaker 1: equals one step at ten k I'll do half a marathon.
Speaker 1: He's already fucking there, And I don't think he would
Speaker 1: have been expecting it to blow up as much as
Speaker 1: it has.
Speaker 2: But I just like it.
Speaker 1: It's positive that's been showing up on my four year page.
Speaker 1: It's someone getting out there, getting their steps in and
Speaker 1: growing a little following, and everyone's cheering him along cam and.
Speaker 3: I just love that.
Speaker 2: So thirteen thousand steps from memory. When I used to
Speaker 2: be in my walking era and walking every single day,
Speaker 2: about seven and a half kilometers were about ten thousand
Speaker 2: steps for me I think, yeah, so because I try
Speaker 2: and do my ten thousand steps in my walk and
Speaker 2: then so seven and a half kilometers, So if it's
Speaker 2: thirteen that's probably he's probably walking ten kilometers at this rate.
Speaker 2: So if he doubles that, he's got to walk twenty kilometers.
Speaker 2: Bloody hell, the poor bloody thing, I know.
Speaker 3: And how far is this going to go?
Speaker 2: You might have to get a walking pad. And just
Speaker 2: because because imagine he gets a hundred thousand followers, you
Speaker 2: can't walk really far. You can't do one hundred. I
Speaker 2: mean I've gone to Disneyland and only done forty thousand steps,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. So it's like that's a
Speaker 2: lot of steps.
Speaker 3: Well, anyway, good on your Cornelius.
Speaker 2: Yep, I reckon.
Speaker 1: He never thought he'd get I think his goal was
Speaker 1: obviously to get to ten thousand followers. Now he's at
Speaker 1: thirteen thousand, and it's going up rapidly.
Speaker 2: Range that bio to one million followers. Half marathon.
Speaker 3: Yes, he needs to. But that's been my little positive
Speaker 3: royal flush.
Speaker 2: Oh that's nice. I do love that.
Speaker 1: Well, Matt, Well, actually it was a while ago that
Speaker 1: I made this little discovery and I thought I could
Speaker 1: ask you today if you knew this because I asked
Speaker 1: it to April.
Speaker 3: The other day when we were at the hotel on
Speaker 3: Friday and she didn't know. Okay, and surely everyone knows, but.
Speaker 2: It's not much I don't know, so let's hit me.
Speaker 1: I will admit I didn't make the correlation either, like
Speaker 1: not that long ago.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: You know when you.
Speaker 1: Order a cheeseboard, charcuterie, whatever, huh, presudo, that's always my
Speaker 1: go to, Like I'll always pick that before the salami
Speaker 1: or anything.
Speaker 3: Do you know that presudo is ham?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, because for the longest time, I'll be interested again
Speaker 1: if any of the scrollers.
Speaker 2: What animal do you think presudo? Come up?
Speaker 1: I just didn't make the correlation that it was a pig.
Speaker 1: I just thought it was its own kind of meat.
Speaker 2: But where does meat come from? Yeah?
Speaker 3: But I don't. I don't. I didn't ever think, like
Speaker 3: what kind of meat is this?
Speaker 1: And because it's kind of like it's obviously not raw,
Speaker 1: but because it's so thin, it feels kind of raw.
Speaker 1: Like I never put two and two together in my
Speaker 1: head that it's pork.
Speaker 2: It's never felt raw to me.
Speaker 1: But do you know what I mean because it's so
Speaker 1: thin and see through, like it kind of feels.
Speaker 2: Raw and it looks cooked though to me, like you
Speaker 2: know what I mean, No, I don't I feel raw
Speaker 2: to me at all in the day.
Speaker 1: Because it was ages ago that I kind of went, wait,
Speaker 1: this is fucking pork. Like I just saw it as preshudo,
Speaker 1: Like I just I never thought which animal is this?
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, Like I just saw it as a meat.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: And so I said to April on Friday, we got
Speaker 1: to the hotel and we ordered one, and I said,
Speaker 1: do you know the presudo is hair like pork? She goes,
Speaker 1: are you fucking serious? And I'm like yeah, she goes,
Speaker 1: I hate pork, like hates pork, but was scoffing down prostudo,
Speaker 1: and she was the same. She just never considered, like
Speaker 1: what kind of meat it is.
Speaker 3: And I'm the same, like, I just see it as
Speaker 3: like meat and cheese. I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's not like I was thinking it was steak or
Speaker 1: anything like that. I just never like thought, what kind
Speaker 1: of animal is this?
Speaker 2: It's just prosudo, Okay, so what's where salami come from?
Speaker 2: Then I think that's a whole bunch put together.
Speaker 3: Scraps, and in a lot of the time it's horse No,
Speaker 3: are you kidding?
Speaker 1: Like the ice seed, I always go for the prosudo
Speaker 1: because it's just like its own thing, whereas like the
Speaker 1: salamis and all that, it looks like all like spicy.
Speaker 2: You never know what spice level you get.
Speaker 1: Salami is a cubed sausage made from fermented and air
Speaker 1: dried meat. It's typically made from pork, but also can
Speaker 1: be made from beef, lamb Dark Venean or Amazon invention invention. Well, actually,
Speaker 1: speaking of food, I do I did see something else,
Speaker 1: matt On.
Speaker 3: I think I was head on Instagram.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I pronounced fennis and right either.
Speaker 2: I just that's just how it's written.
Speaker 1: I saw another like trend yeah on, I think it
Speaker 1: was Instagram. I think it's in my liked things. And
Speaker 1: I thought that I could put this question to you
Speaker 1: and us, okay, and disclaimer. I don't know if I
Speaker 1: need to do a disclaimer with this, But the girl
Speaker 1: in the video was saying, like, what's the fattest thing
Speaker 1: that you've ever done? Okay, but I don't want anyone
Speaker 1: to think what exists? No, And she was talking about
Speaker 1: like what's the fattest thing that you've ever done when
Speaker 1: it comes to like eating food or right.
Speaker 2: And I'm sure you're trying to be PC because you know,
Speaker 2: Brittany doesn't want to be canceled, whereas I'm like, fuck,
Speaker 2: just stay with your full chairs. But I get it,
Speaker 2: so you're like, it's probably not politically correct I've.
Speaker 1: Ever done when it comes to food. But I just
Speaker 1: want to say, like I want to, I want us
Speaker 1: to talk about like the fattest thing we've ever done.
Speaker 1: But please don't take it the wrong way and think
Speaker 1: that I'm like food shaming or.
Speaker 3: Fat shaming or anything like that. Yeah, okay, I just
Speaker 3: want to put that out there and I'm going to.
Speaker 2: Fat my whole life, and I've given you permission, so okay.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: So this video went viral and there were thousands of
Speaker 1: comments of all like the hilarious things that people have done.
Speaker 2: Do you have any examples?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, how about we'll say ours and then I'll
Speaker 1: go and find that video.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, what's the fattest thing you've ever done?
Speaker 1: I think mine would be when I've like had something like,
Speaker 1: let's say, for some reason, I've had like a whole
Speaker 1: cake in the house for whatever reason. And then you know,
Speaker 1: you eat a bit and then you eat more. But
Speaker 1: then in my mind, I'm like, I shouldn't eat this
Speaker 1: whole fucking cake. And then like and I can't remember
Speaker 1: a specific moment where this happened, but it's definitely happened,
Speaker 1: like at some point in my life.
Speaker 3: Or I had like a large something.
Speaker 1: I don't know, like a huge potato bake or whatever,
Speaker 1: and then I'm eating a lot of it, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna eat this whole fucking thing. I don't want
Speaker 1: to eat this whole thing, so I've put it in
Speaker 1: the bin and then got it back out of the
Speaker 1: bin like later, or like even just like a bag
Speaker 1: of like a massive bag of chocolates, and like I've
Speaker 1: eaten most of it and then I put the rest
Speaker 1: of the bin.
Speaker 3: But then you go and get it out of the
Speaker 3: bin and eat it out of the bin.
Speaker 2: Have you ever done that, eaten something out of the bin. No,
Speaker 2: because there's usually nothing left to put in the bin.
Speaker 3: See, that's my thing.
Speaker 1: It's like, no, I don't want to have this whole
Speaker 1: bag of fucking Maltesers. And then I leave just a
Speaker 1: few in the bottom. I'm like, I'm done with that,
Speaker 1: and then I'll go back a couple of hours later
Speaker 1: and get it out of the bin.
Speaker 2: No, I see, I eat all the maltesers or if
Speaker 2: there's still something in the back at it doesn't go
Speaker 2: in the bin, it goes in the fridge because I
Speaker 2: know I'm going to go back to it later.
Speaker 1: True, I think that this would have been like when
Speaker 1: I was really young and just now.
Speaker 3: I would eat all the maltesees. But back then I'm like, no,
Speaker 3: I'm trying to get gold. I can't fucking I can't
Speaker 3: eat it all.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I've got this trend correct. Why well,
Speaker 2: I think it's just different. Like the girl who put
Speaker 2: up this I need a Find video, was she like
Speaker 2: conventionally skinny?
Speaker 3: I don't know, let me see, because I feel like.
Speaker 2: As an actual fat person, like the fattest thing I've
Speaker 2: ever done is like not that exciting or not that
Speaker 2: random or not that interesting, because it's like that's my life,
Speaker 2: Like do you know what I mean? The fattest thing
Speaker 2: I've ever done is get food out of the bin.
Speaker 2: I'm like, babe, my food doesn't go in the bin
Speaker 2: until it's done, you know what I mean. So it's
Speaker 2: like a little hard for me to think of an
Speaker 2: example that's like, oh, the fattest thing I've ever done,
Speaker 2: because like because the first thing that came to mind
Speaker 2: is basically, let me tell your story. Right, there's on
Speaker 2: the Central Coast. We've spoken before about Mingara, Mingara on
Speaker 2: the Central Coast. Cheer to Mingara. You know that went?
Speaker 2: Did I talk about that on the podcast? I went
Speaker 2: to the Krlimino Robbie Williams night there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And for anyone that does know what Mingaa is,
Speaker 3: can you explain?
Speaker 2: Mingara is like an RSSEL club, but they'd hate to
Speaker 2: be called an RSL club. It's like a leisure center.
Speaker 2: Think that would be like a nicer way to put it.
Speaker 2: They've got a gym and a pool and it's where
Speaker 2: we go for swimming carnivals. Where it's where we go
Speaker 2: for athletics carnivals. Britney's first ever photo shoot for Form
Speaker 2: was done on the on the racetrack at the athletics.
Speaker 2: You know, oval they've got Pokey's. They've got like an
Speaker 2: event center or like a showroom where you know they
Speaker 2: do like concerts, Like I could, I could do a
Speaker 2: stand up comedy show there. They've got restaurants, they've got
Speaker 2: a bar, they've.
Speaker 1: Got I'm trying to find my oh wait, sorry, just
Speaker 1: to interrup I'm trying to find my likes. But I
Speaker 1: swear I either liked or saved this girl's body thing
Speaker 1: because I.
Speaker 3: Want to see it, but now it's nowhere.
Speaker 2: Anyway, continue Matt, oh, and I know that sounds like
Speaker 2: a sounds like we're doing an ad for Bloody Minga
Speaker 2: at the moment. I do love it though they've just
Speaker 2: opened a new hotel there as well. Anyway, I love Mingara,
Speaker 2: and Minara has this thing next to it which has
Speaker 2: a whole heap of fast food chains, right, and my
Speaker 2: my friend and I called it Mingara food Court because
Speaker 2: you know, you go to all Westfield and there's a
Speaker 2: food court and it's all around. So how it's like
Speaker 2: laid out, Just to paint a picture for you, is
Speaker 2: the car park's kind of in the middle, and all
Speaker 2: the cars park in the middle, and then around the
Speaker 2: car park you've got McDonald's, Hungry Jack's KFC. Yeah, just
Speaker 2: over the big roundabout.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, like on the street.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you've got McDonald's Hungry Jack's, KFC, Subway and Domino's.
Speaker 2: At least I don't know what's going on there at
Speaker 2: the moment, but back in the day, that's what it was.
Speaker 2: And so my friend and I used to call it
Speaker 2: Mingara Food Court is what we'd call it because if
Speaker 2: we want no but if we were hanging out we
Speaker 2: wanted dinner or something, we'd go, oh, do you want
Speaker 2: to go to like Juyan, which is like a Vietnamese
Speaker 2: restaurant that we loved, Like do you want to go
Speaker 2: to Juyan? Or will we just go to Mingara Food
Speaker 2: Court because like Mnara Food Course, like the easy option.
Speaker 2: We'll just go there, get Hungry Jack's, KC whatever. Anyway,
Speaker 2: but when you've said what's the fattest thing you've ever done?
Speaker 2: My mind goes to one night my friend and I
Speaker 2: went to Miingara Food Court and dined at every single
Speaker 2: restaurant in the food court at one time. Like we
Speaker 2: were like, I would do that.
Speaker 6: Well, we may as well get a meal from at Donald's,
Speaker 6: a meal from Hungry Jacks, We'll get some chicken from KFC,
Speaker 6: We'll get some subway cookies, and how about just to
Speaker 6: chop it off a lava cake from Domino's and like
Speaker 6: we just had food.
Speaker 2: From five different fast food restaurants sitting on the dashboard
Speaker 2: of the car, just having a fucking buffer.
Speaker 1: I love that I've done that before, Like AJ and
Speaker 1: I have done that when we're really hungover. Like I'm
Speaker 1: sure everyone's done it, and you like wake up and
Speaker 1: then you get KFC at ten am because that's when
Speaker 1: it opens, and then you get like something else in
Speaker 1: the arbow, and.
Speaker 2: Then Domino's for dinner. Yeah, and then you do.
Speaker 3: Like three takeaway meals in the whole day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm all for. There was one time that
Speaker 2: I also was at like a birthday dinner and they
Speaker 2: had an ice cream and see this is going back
Speaker 2: to like the days when all my friends, you know,
Speaker 2: it was a different time and everyone cared about, you know,
Speaker 2: being skinny and all the rest of it. And we
Speaker 2: were out to dinner and they got the cake and
Speaker 2: I forget what cake it was, but it was fucking gorgeous,
Speaker 2: gorgeous cake. And then the girls were like, okay, girls,
Speaker 2: like that's enough. That's not I'm not friends with any
Speaker 2: of these people anymore. By the way, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I hope they're well, but I hope they've gotten over this.
Speaker 2: But they were like, all right, we've all had a
Speaker 2: little bit of cake. That's enough. And then they sprinkled
Speaker 2: it with like salt and pepper and whatever condiments were
Speaker 2: on the table to be like that's enough. We're not
Speaker 2: eating any more. Girls. I'm like salt and pepper all
Speaker 2: over the whole bloody thing, and about five minutes like
Speaker 2: fuck it. I more a spoonful of the cake and
Speaker 2: it just takes to like salt like salty ice cream
Speaker 2: with like pepper through it, and it was disgusting.
Speaker 3: But I was like, no, I'm not gonna let it
Speaker 3: go to wait.
Speaker 2: Absolutely not. We don't waste anything. If you sh my god,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Love your ads. I think what you're doing
Speaker 2: is amazing.
Speaker 3: But she turns like stuff into other stuff.
Speaker 2: Fuck it off on a sleigh. I'm not kidding. I'll
Speaker 2: watch those videos and I go, I'm not eating crusty,
Speaker 2: crumbly toasted rust. It's like if you haven't seen it,
Speaker 2: And God love her. I love her. I love watching
Speaker 2: her content and I still watch every video and I
Speaker 2: piss myself every time because I think it's genius. She's like,
Speaker 2: we don't waste anything. And basically, if her kids have
Speaker 2: like eaten a piece of toast, but maybe they've left
Speaker 2: all the crusts something, she turn the crusts into something else,
Speaker 2: like a little She'll cut up the crust, put it
Speaker 2: in the air fry with a bit of maybe cinnamon,
Speaker 2: sugar and things, and then you've got like cinnamon bites, right,
Speaker 2: And then the kids end up eating the bread as
Speaker 2: cinnamon bites and they think it's a whole new meal
Speaker 2: or whatever. Or sometimes she makes it into she makes
Speaker 2: stuff into like granolas and cereal tops and stuff. I
Speaker 2: think it's fucking genius. It could never be made, like
Speaker 2: I watch those videos and I go, I'll just throw
Speaker 2: it in the behind.
Speaker 3: But I love the concept of like not wasting your food.
Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, I can only imagine that when you have
Speaker 1: kids like you would have so much food waste.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And I feel like we maybe spoke about this on the.
Speaker 1: Pod before, But I'm actually appalled at my younger self
Speaker 1: because I so vividly remember getting to school, opening my
Speaker 1: lunch box, seeing that my mum had made me, you know,
Speaker 1: a peanut butter sandwich, this that and the other, and
Speaker 1: me going, eh, yuck, I don't want that, and I
Speaker 1: would go and just tip.
Speaker 3: It in the bin.
Speaker 1: And I can't believe it because if someone now, as
Speaker 1: a thirty two year old girl almost was making me
Speaker 1: a sandwich every day and packing it for me, I
Speaker 1: would be eternally grateful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like I would love someone.
Speaker 3: To make me a peanut but a sandwich. The wise
Speaker 3: kids were like yuck, And I threw it in the bin.
Speaker 2: Also, you were so dumb. I was swapping it. I went,
Speaker 2: who wants peanut but a sandwich? We'll take noodles. Thank you.
Speaker 1: You did a bit of that, or I just like
Speaker 1: leave it in the bottom of my bag and then
Speaker 1: it would go rotten.
Speaker 3: H yeah, and then you'd get yelled out like a
Speaker 3: week later.
Speaker 2: Mine was always I'd always come home from school with
Speaker 2: the fruit still in the bag, mashy banana in the
Speaker 2: lunch box. Yeah, you don't your fruit. Remember in school
Speaker 2: when they entry juice fruit break and at like ten
Speaker 2: ten am, everyone had to go and get a piece
Speaker 2: of fruit from their bag and eat a piece of fruit.
Speaker 2: That's dystopian to me.
Speaker 3: What fruit is fucking young?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it depends. I love watermelon on.
Speaker 3: Me too, I love all fruit.
Speaker 1: There's no mango, banana, orange, manrene, apple, pear.
Speaker 3: I will eat any.
Speaker 2: Fruit all five you just named. Fuck them off.
Speaker 3: Berries. I love berries.
Speaker 2: That there worst. Strawberries are the worst, the worst fruit.
Speaker 2: So let's ask the people what is the worst fruit,
Speaker 2: because I'm sure everyone's gonna say strawberries.
Speaker 1: No, worst fruit is like papaya.
Speaker 2: Oh fuck, I love that shit?
Speaker 3: Are you kidding? It tastes like nothing?
Speaker 2: Yeah, obsessed dragon fruit.
Speaker 3: Yuh, it tastes like and it's gross.
Speaker 2: Tastes like nothing. Yeah, you go a shit dragon fruit.
Speaker 3: Then it tastes like nothing.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's like a Starburst lolly. No, yes
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely, we've got the worst taste buds ever.
Speaker 3: Worse fruit watermelon?
Speaker 2: Why tell the story right now? Go Google girl, want
Speaker 2: the story please? Watermelon trauma.
Speaker 7: My watermelon trauma is. I went to boarding school. Everyone
Speaker 7: don't judge me, but they fed us watermelon every recess
Speaker 7: for like a year straight, and it was like, you know,
Speaker 7: that cloudy, cloudy watermelon. That's like disgusting.
Speaker 3: Watermelon's got to be good.
Speaker 7: This was in Armadale, where it's freezing cold, so I'd
Speaker 7: be shivering there eating my like cloudy musky watermelon, and
Speaker 7: it got to a point where the students had to
Speaker 7: do a petition for us not to get watermelon anymore.
Speaker 7: And then one of the girls whose parents owned a
Speaker 7: bakery came on board, and then we got like donuts
Speaker 7: and Leamington's and like all this shit for recess instead,
Speaker 7: and the watermelons were But I still to this day trauma.
Speaker 3: See well, when I was little.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna hold your hand when I say this. There
Speaker 2: are people dying.
Speaker 3: No, I have to say that, trauma.
Speaker 2: I thought you were gonna say you got hit in
Speaker 2: the head with a watermelon. At one point, school to
Speaker 2: a watermelon at you. You choked on a watermelon and
Speaker 2: was in nice see you for a week, Like that's
Speaker 2: watermelon drama. I mean before sped watermelon for a year.
Speaker 2: I mean, come on, love.
Speaker 1: I have to say, when we were kids, if we
Speaker 1: got watermelon or mangoes, it was like a special tree.
Speaker 1: Like if if mum had bought a watermelon, like she'd
Speaker 1: gone all out and she would cut it up in
Speaker 1: the triangles and we'd sit there with our big peas
Speaker 1: Like to me, watermelon is almost like a fancy fruit,
Speaker 1: right yeah, And same with mangoes, like it was a
Speaker 1: special tree.
Speaker 2: Mangoes were definitely a special tree.
Speaker 3: Same for us.
Speaker 2: Mom loved a watermelon and especially in summer. Yeah, she
Speaker 2: also like to rock melon, though hate rock melons.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love rock melon. Nah, can't really do honey
Speaker 3: drew melon.
Speaker 1: That tastes like nothing to me. And I hate when
Speaker 1: you're oh, okay, the rant is continuing. This is Matt's
Speaker 1: random the week, but it's me when you go somewhere
Speaker 1: and for whatever reason, you order a fruit salad or
Speaker 1: like you're grabbing something to go, and it is fucking
Speaker 1: It is fucking rock.
Speaker 3: Melon, honey jew melon, and orange. You know when it's
Speaker 3: those three basic fucking fruits.
Speaker 2: I've never ordered a fruit salad anywhere in my.
Speaker 1: Wad, Like you know, when you're in a servo and
Speaker 1: you just like grab one, but the whole thing is
Speaker 1: rock melon, honey drew melon with orange on the top
Speaker 1: and maybe one slice of strawberry and one bit of watermelon.
Speaker 3: I hate when people do that.
Speaker 1: If you're going to serve a fruit salad, put good
Speaker 1: fucking fruits in it and the tiniest bit of rock
Speaker 1: melon and honey drew melon, and keep orange out of it.
Speaker 1: Oranges not belonging to fruit salad. It's weird and it
Speaker 1: goes all over everything.
Speaker 2: Throws everything off. It does like the pH balance of
Speaker 2: the fruit salad.
Speaker 3: And I don't want lie banana covered in orange juice general.
Speaker 2: That's why I've got a fruit salad in general, because
Speaker 2: it's just like a fucking sensory overload. Like I'm like
Speaker 2: all the different textures, flavors, sliminess. But I can't think.
Speaker 1: Of anything belong in a fruit salad either. But then
Speaker 1: if you do bananas with berries, young see, I.
Speaker 2: Don't even like fruit with desserts as well. Like a pavlover,
Speaker 2: give me the pavlov Fuck all the.
Speaker 3: Passion fruit tie.
Speaker 1: I'm passionate about passion fruits and passion fruit cocktails.
Speaker 2: I love passion fruit. I love passion or lemon tar,
Speaker 2: but get it off my pavlova lemon.
Speaker 3: What about lemon?
Speaker 2: No, I've never really liked lemon, although recently Okay, So
Speaker 2: this is crazy of me. So I I feel that
Speaker 2: as you get older, your taste buds change. So I
Speaker 2: remember long story short. Back in the day, I worked
Speaker 2: as a barista and I hated coffee, which I think
Speaker 2: now these days it's like not a good sign if
Speaker 2: you're a barista but you hate coffee, Like, how do
Speaker 2: you know if you're making a good coffee?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 2: But thankfully I was. I always got like the most
Speaker 2: compliments something my work, Like everyone was like, this is beautiful,
Speaker 2: it's perfect, and I'm like, yes, I know what I'm doing.
Speaker 2: It's not rocket science. But I never liked coffee. And
Speaker 2: then on my twenty first birthday, I had, literally, like
Speaker 2: the day before, tried to drink coffee and was like, nah, yuck.
Speaker 2: Absolutely not twenty first birthday. I was like, you know what,
Speaker 2: I feel like, I feel like a mocker. Everyone's Gateway
Speaker 2: coffee and I got one and I was like, this
Speaker 2: is delicious. And then from then on I've loved coffee. Right,
Speaker 2: same thing with lemon thirtieth birthday, So before then, hate lemon,
Speaker 2: Get it away from me. If we get like fish
Speaker 2: and chips vibes and you want to squeeze to fucking
Speaker 2: lemon all over, oh you can get right fuck right off.
Speaker 2: I hate you. So I would have to like portion
Speaker 2: myself my thing for everyone put the lemon all over it. Well,
Speaker 2: not that long ago, we got salt and pepper squid,
Speaker 2: and before I could say anything. The person I was
Speaker 2: with had put the lemon, which, granted I think it
Speaker 2: was my only my second time ever like hanging out
Speaker 2: with this person, so they didn't know that my lemon,
Speaker 2: about my lemon restraint. They just went for the lemon
Speaker 2: all over the fucking salt pepper squid, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: fuck my life, this is gonna ruin my day because
Speaker 2: all that salt and pepper squid. It's gonna fuck me off.
Speaker 2: That is that's just so fucking annoying. And again it
Speaker 2: was like the second time hanging out. I'm just trying,
Speaker 2: only getting to know this person. He's a new friend.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you know, I'm not gonna be like, fuck,
Speaker 2: you fucked up my day, mate, but yeah, have so
Speaker 2: I just sat in silence and went, let me just
Speaker 2: deal with it, picked up a piece, put it in
Speaker 2: my mouth, and went, holy fucking shit, that has really
Speaker 2: elevated that fly.
Speaker 3: Actually, lemon is yarmer.
Speaker 1: I even love just doing like a we're going real
Speaker 1: fucking off the topic here, but like when you do
Speaker 1: a pearl couscouse.
Speaker 3: Palamn, like I've never done that in my laughing pearl
Speaker 3: really delicious.
Speaker 1: You cook up the pearl couscous and then you can
Speaker 1: put like chicken, some feaa, some spinach, and then lemon
Speaker 1: drizzled all over the top.
Speaker 3: Delicious like a fresh summary, yummy salad.
Speaker 2: Nice.
Speaker 3: So love lemon same, I'm.
Speaker 2: On board with lemon now. So all I want now, actually,
Speaker 2: what are you doing after this? I want salt pepper
Speaker 2: squid drenched in lemon. Oh yeah, we're right next to
Speaker 2: the fish mark and we can get fresh salt and
Speaker 2: pepper squid. Yeah, and drench the lemon.
Speaker 1: By the way, can we just stay on this topic
Speaker 1: for a little bit longer because we were at a
Speaker 1: hotel yesterday and you hate seafood, yeah, but you like
Speaker 1: salt and pepper squid.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So we've been through this before, so I don't like.
Speaker 2: So I can have tuna from a can.
Speaker 3: See, that's like the worst seafood at all.
Speaker 2: No, it's delicious, but yeah, tuna in a can, but
Speaker 2: it has to be the one in olive oil. But
Speaker 2: then I couldn't do tuna by itself, you know, like
Speaker 2: when you say tuna in a restaurant, like tuna in
Speaker 2: a can very different from tuna in a restaurant.
Speaker 3: See to me, tuna in a can is cat food?
Speaker 2: Wow? Yeah, I fucking love it. I can do salt
Speaker 2: pepper squared.
Speaker 3: And calamari because it's deep fried.
Speaker 2: I can't do fish fish like a fish cocktail. Get
Speaker 2: it away from me.
Speaker 1: Well, yesterday we had a lobster roll and I'm like, oh, ym,
Speaker 1: lobster roll when we're looking at the menu and you're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll get one of those two.
Speaker 3: And then we were waiting and then I'm like, mad,
Speaker 3: don't you hate seafood?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're like yeah, but lobster is different. It's crustacean,
Speaker 2: but it's like a prawn, right, It's like a big
Speaker 2: fat prawn.
Speaker 3: Really, we got it.
Speaker 2: We got it. It was very fishy and I didn't.
Speaker 3: Enjoy it, but I was like, this is salmonilla.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it did feel like it was going to give
Speaker 2: me salmonella. It was giving that fishy kind of like
Speaker 2: I went, this is not right. But because I got
Speaker 2: a lobster roll at Rickshaw's up in Burley, Yeah, oh gorgeous.
Speaker 2: I think they're like thirty dollars each us. It's absolutely ludicrous,
Speaker 2: but it's so delicious that I was like expecting that,
Speaker 2: and I think I got not what I was expecting.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I could do lobster, I could do crab.
Speaker 2: It's just a fish like a barramundi on the menu.
Speaker 2: Get it away from me. Any any safite like the
Speaker 2: raw fish, any raw fish, absolutely not on any sushi,
Speaker 2: absolutely not. Yeah, anything that is I know tune is
Speaker 2: so fishy, isn't it. So that's the one exception. But
Speaker 2: anything fishy, like the fishiness is what I go, What
Speaker 2: the fuck? And then when you think about it, why
Speaker 2: the fuck are we eating shit from the ocean? Yeah,
Speaker 2: that can't be good for us.
Speaker 1: When I was talking about prawns at Christmas time on
Speaker 1: my story, one girl dm me and it made so
Speaker 1: much sense. She's like, do we eat any of us
Speaker 1: actually even like prawns or have we just been conditioned
Speaker 1: to like prawns? Because, like, when you actually think about it,
Speaker 1: what they are and how they're just from the ocean,
Speaker 1: they just taste like ocean, fucking water and sand and.
Speaker 2: To see, see, because prawns taste like nothing to me. Really,
Speaker 2: they taste like nothing. You gotta put it with a
Speaker 2: sauce to get a taste. Right.
Speaker 3: To me, it tastes like the ocean.
Speaker 2: Oh you're losing me. You know, you'll tell me off
Speaker 2: prawns as well.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 1: Look, anyway, I saw that trend and I thought it
Speaker 1: would be funny, and I haven't even read any comments.
Speaker 1: Now I can't find the fucking video. But it was
Speaker 1: on Instagram and I swear I liked or saved it,
Speaker 1: but apparently not. But I just like searched it on TikTok.
Speaker 1: And there's heaps of people that have done this trend,
Speaker 1: like Christian Hull did it as well. But do you
Speaker 1: want me to read out any of these? I ate
Speaker 1: an entire pound of cheese while driving, ripped the package
Speaker 1: open with my teeth and just.
Speaker 3: Took bites out of the block until it was gone.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that sounds like a dream.
Speaker 1: When I was little, I used to love because you
Speaker 1: always have the tasty block in the fridge, and I go,
Speaker 1: can I just have a hunk of cheese like that
Speaker 1: was my thing? Then you just get a hung la.
Speaker 1: I love cheese same like. I mean, I've purchased a
Speaker 1: whole birthday cake from somewhere and had them right Happy
Speaker 1: Birthday on it like it was for a party.
Speaker 3: I ate the whole thing to myself.
Speaker 2: Ah, but also Why do you need them to write
Speaker 2: that on there? Like if you just went in and
Speaker 2: bought the cake, they are not going to think this
Speaker 2: person who's taking it home to eat the whole thing.
Speaker 2: They're gonna think that you just bought a cake for
Speaker 2: a birthday party.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I go to the Dollar Shop and buy a
Speaker 1: lot of snacks and then I buy a birthday card,
Speaker 1: so it looks like I'm going to a party.
Speaker 2: You know, that's kind of smart because you always need
Speaker 2: a birthday card.
Speaker 3: So true.
Speaker 1: My mum would order two in and out burgers, one
Speaker 1: with tomato and one without, so it seemed like she
Speaker 1: was getting it for someone else.
Speaker 3: How could I just build a boat?
Speaker 2: This is the thing, This is what I'm saying about
Speaker 2: this trend is all these people are doing these things
Speaker 2: out of the fear that like, but for me, like
Speaker 2: I would just go to the dollar Store and if
Speaker 2: I wanted, if I wanted ten bags of lollies for myself,
Speaker 2: I would go to the Dollar Store and I would
Speaker 2: buy them and not buy the card like if I
Speaker 2: like I have. There's been many times I've been to
Speaker 2: the cheesecake shop and just got a whole cheesecake for myself,
Speaker 2: not to eat in one sitting. But I mean, I
Speaker 2: don't go, Oh, they're gonna think this is all for me.
Speaker 2: It is all for me. I haven't had to know that,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: People have beers around that like a judgment of food
Speaker 1: and eating.
Speaker 2: Well, this is what I mean. I can't relate or
Speaker 2: understand because to me, I'm like, that's these are normal
Speaker 2: things I do in life.
Speaker 1: This is what I ordered so much macas once, put
Speaker 1: the bag on my seat and set off to put
Speaker 1: seat belt on alarm because.
Speaker 3: I thought it was an actual food.
Speaker 2: Before.
Speaker 3: But not with food, I think that we're shopping or whatever.
Speaker 2: That's like the way to do the trend. See other
Speaker 2: things like ordering one with tomato and one with that.
Speaker 2: I just order the way I want And I couldn't
Speaker 2: give a shit how And it's funny, though, it is
Speaker 2: really funny that we we only have those thoughts when
Speaker 2: it is for us. For example, I went to case
Speaker 2: after I moved in with When I moved into my house, Yeah,
Speaker 2: all my family came over and helped me us move
Speaker 2: and unpack and all the rest of it. And we're
Speaker 2: cleaning things and whatever. So I went, all right, I'm
Speaker 2: going to get dinner whatever. Everyone on Everyone was like
Speaker 2: happy with KFC. I went to KFC and ordered like
Speaker 2: one hundred dollars worth of food for everybody. Not once
Speaker 2: did it cross my mind that the workers ever would
Speaker 2: have been like, ah, he's probably eating all of this
Speaker 2: to himself. But if I was to order thirty dollars
Speaker 2: worth of food or maybe forty dollars worth of food
Speaker 2: and it was for myself, I'd be like maybe I'd
Speaker 2: be conscious about that, not me, but maybe like you
Speaker 2: would be. But what I'm trying to say is like,
Speaker 2: if you're like someone who's like, oh my god, I
Speaker 2: got two meals and they're going to think it's all
Speaker 2: for me, There's been plenty of times they're like, like
Speaker 2: yesterday I went and got two meals, one for me
Speaker 2: and one for Toby because he was hungover at home
Speaker 2: and so I was getting him food on the way there.
Speaker 2: I didn't think they're going to think this is all
Speaker 2: for me. I think it's just But if I got
Speaker 2: to your meals for myself, I feel like I would think.
Speaker 3: That, Yeah, I don't know, Yeah, it makes sense to me.
Speaker 1: And to be honest, like if people fucking judge you,
Speaker 1: like who fucking cares.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I've gone to like Cohle's or Aldi or.
Speaker 1: Wherever, and I think when like the groceries are going
Speaker 1: through the conveyor, but like, are they judging everything that
Speaker 1: I'm buying right now?
Speaker 3: Surely they do, but also who fucking cares?
Speaker 2: But also I think they see so many groceries per
Speaker 2: day they don't care. I don't care either. And you
Speaker 2: know what, Sailah fucking v do. Let's wrap this shit
Speaker 2: up because I'm over it. Okay, I've got to go
Speaker 2: back to bed.
Speaker 1: You do well, do all the things as always, people like, subscribe, comment, share.
Speaker 1: Oh and that's another episode done and dusted.
Speaker 2: It's been a few weeks since we've been here. I'm
Speaker 2: excited to be back next week again.
Speaker 1: And next week we will have been to Kylie to
Speaker 1: get up.
Speaker 3: So we'll give you all an update. Maybe I'm close
Speaker 3: friends or something about that.
Speaker 2: We'll see you. We'll see all right. Anyway, better let
Speaker 2: you go. I've got to go to therapy for my
Speaker 2: watermelon trauma.