Speaker 1: To go on with snow feels.
Speaker 2: It does, and the color coordination is wonderful.
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you look like what's that big purple dinosaur Barney,
Speaker 3: Barnie Barney.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you do look like you're you do look like
Speaker 4: you're going to go into the snow and have a
Speaker 4: really good time maybe in the eighties, Scoop, or you
Speaker 4: look like Grimmace.
Speaker 1: Grim happy with all of the above.
Speaker 4: That joke you made earlier in the year about the
Speaker 4: it was last year when Cooper you referred to the Hamburglar,
Speaker 4: whether may one shoot one kill one? The Hamburglar, Grimace
Speaker 4: or Ron and you said you'd make love to the
Speaker 4: Hamburglers Marie kill one.
Speaker 3: It wasn't a jag, So where was the joking though?
Speaker 4: No, I was just referencing it that you chose, you
Speaker 4: chose the.
Speaker 3: Hamburg will leave that.
Speaker 1: I'm going to throw back one of your comments that
Speaker 1: you made to me once, a joke is meant to
Speaker 1: be funny that.
Speaker 3: I see myself saying that.
Speaker 2: I think it was a tidbit rather than trying to
Speaker 2: be funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm pretty sure everyone said that to you at
Speaker 3: once comedy experts.
Speaker 5: Let's see how we go just do a shout straight
Speaker 5: off the top. I just want to really just let
Speaker 5: this person know that he's off the list. Dylan Lucas
Speaker 5: my good books now, Dylan Lucas. Two weeks ago, I
Speaker 5: tipped all in Sundry, including myself Dylan Lucas, to score
Speaker 5: a hat trick a tries and they gave me scored one.
Speaker 3: That was against the.
Speaker 5: Last week people. Dylan Lucas scored a hat trick in
Speaker 5: the first half. Should have got four fumble fingers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he should have scored four and it was paying
Speaker 3: one hundred and one dollars. I had him, I had him.
Speaker 3: I had him two weeks ago.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I think might have been the game against Para. I
Speaker 4: had him for three that game and I had him
Speaker 4: at two hundred and one dollars on a multi so
Speaker 4: that was yeah, would have been paying a bit of cash.
Speaker 4: Wish I got in on that, Cobber.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much, Dylan, Thank you, Hope. You're so
Speaker 2: proud brother.
Speaker 3: Okay, Also, we said your reference laught last week's podcast.
Speaker 3: I said down a challenge to not be the last
Speaker 3: person in here every week? Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 3: He was not the last person here. He was the
Speaker 3: second last, but Jack Johns today last.
Speaker 1: That was because he was setting out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but no, then what you don't know is true.
Speaker 3: He went back upstairs to complete a segment which he
Speaker 3: hadn't even started, and I walked past him in his
Speaker 3: laptop and he was typing it out, and he looked
Speaker 3: over his shoulder like a little like a little wounded puppy,
Speaker 3: and I was rubbing his face in urine. Matthew, well done,
Speaker 3: there's my urine you can't drink, so you're not allowed
Speaker 3: to drink anyone else's urine. Really, I think that's very sick.
Speaker 1: You can drink your own apparently, though weirdly I.
Speaker 3: Think, yeah, I wonder why that should be very as
Speaker 3: he's like super like right after, and it has to
Speaker 3: be like right after you've done it, because the longer
Speaker 3: it gets, the higher chance of bacteria that would be
Speaker 3: run the longer you leave, because I'm.
Speaker 1: Trying to avoid drinking urine or anyone else.
Speaker 3: Probably, sure there are sometimes it's unavoidable, like that movie
Speaker 3: One hundred and twenty seven Hours. His arm was trapped
Speaker 3: underneath the rock, not Dwayne Johnson, the rock like an
Speaker 3: actual boulder, actually, he had to cut it out. But
Speaker 3: it was the statuary head to drink his own urine.
Speaker 1: So hang hang on. His arm was under a rock.
Speaker 1: How did he get the urine to his mouth?
Speaker 4: He had, Yeah, I think he had a drink bottle
Speaker 4: which he drink. It's like membverse wild back in the day, Coop,
Speaker 4: we were actually talking about bad girls the other days,
Speaker 4: Bad girls the other day. He would always he would
Speaker 4: always drink his own urine. He always It was more
Speaker 4: of a last result actually.
Speaker 1: It was he's still alive.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's around.
Speaker 4: He's like he must have been ex Special Forces or
Speaker 4: something like that, and he did the show. But he
Speaker 4: would like have all these tidbits of like you know,
Speaker 4: how to survive, like you you've seen it before, right,
Speaker 4: So essentially like they drop him, they helicopter him into
Speaker 4: like an isolated location, could be he did one in Australia,
Speaker 4: all those dangerous places on Earth, and then and he
Speaker 4: just has to survive.
Speaker 3: It, has to get out of there.
Speaker 4: He's got to get out change. I think it was
Speaker 4: like up to like I think the longest he had
Speaker 4: was up to like five days, and had guys with
Speaker 4: him and they just like film it. The whole time,
Speaker 4: all the secrets he does to survive, so like he
Speaker 4: might have one thing like a pocket knife, and that's
Speaker 4: all he can.
Speaker 3: Survive on and it goes. It's actually very interesting, like
Speaker 3: how he talked through plant you can eat plants, you
Speaker 3: can't eat animals? Like how you would how you were
Speaker 3: safely able to eat certain animals? Did you just blow
Speaker 3: your nose? Sorry, I'm trying to do it discreetly, going
Speaker 3: you're right, the ship gone around people. Make sure you
Speaker 3: keep pumping vitamin C, vitamin seed. Yeah, he would, and
Speaker 3: he was very interesting. We should sit back and watch it.
Speaker 3: Where are they now? I'm not sure what Bell Girl
Speaker 3: was doing now, but what I will say he does
Speaker 3: another show. He does drink. He does drink a lot
Speaker 3: of urine and out of his apparently even when he
Speaker 3: was at home, because it was sterile and he liked
Speaker 3: the taste.
Speaker 2: What the family challenge?
Speaker 1: Second? I think I like that as a segment. Where
Speaker 1: are they now? And we actually have to go searchings
Speaker 1: is the first one.
Speaker 3: We've got to find bear girls like physically, I honestly
Speaker 3: think we could find the information with could Google in two.
Speaker 1: Seconds, but we need to go on what he's doing.
Speaker 4: We don't like to google in you know what I
Speaker 4: like to you know, you know one of the things
Speaker 4: that just come into my mind. One of the strangest
Speaker 4: things he could get hydration from he found he was
Speaker 4: in Africa. They dropped in the middle of Africa and
Speaker 4: he found elephant dar dung dung and he got it together.
Speaker 4: It was very, very hot and he squeezed it and moist.
Speaker 1: In the middle the juices dung that wouldn't make you sick.
Speaker 2: Family challenge, who could drink a media of their own
Speaker 2: urine ur recon?
Speaker 3: I could a meetia? Could I reckon? I could?
Speaker 2: I'd comfortably do it. I do it right now.
Speaker 1: But like, do you know what I reckon? I could too.
Speaker 2: We're back to those days.
Speaker 1: I just mentioned something. I was out when we're out
Speaker 1: on Saturday afternoon. I walked into a toilet cubicle after
Speaker 1: a woman.
Speaker 3: Okay, as most do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my god, you know when you have asparagus and
Speaker 1: it comes out in your wheat, mate, she must have
Speaker 1: eaten a freaking whole asparagus pie because it reaped.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was gross.
Speaker 1: That was gross.
Speaker 5: So I went to the toilet the other day at
Speaker 5: work and there was in a certain sort of part.
Speaker 5: There's only one toilet, like there's only you know one,
Speaker 5: we can get number two. And I waited the guy,
Speaker 5: and the guy stepped out and he apologized in advance.
Speaker 2: I walked in. It was just rancid.
Speaker 1: Well that was probably.
Speaker 3: Does a run with wrap muscle. What he's trying to.
Speaker 2: Say, not bad rustle, none of the commentators.
Speaker 3: Actually, we're about to get to our week's actually, but
Speaker 3: you know, I will say this. I me and Jack
Speaker 3: went to like this sort of party on the weekend.
Speaker 2: This party.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, But before we get into that, there was
Speaker 3: a moment where so there was one toilet that was
Speaker 3: commonly used and I went in there and I hate
Speaker 3: I hate club pooling, right, I hate at a parb
Speaker 3: or at a house party at school. You'd hold on, Yeah,
Speaker 3: sometimes you just can't hold on. Like it was, I
Speaker 3: don't want to leave the house party then go back,
Speaker 3: so I've gone, I'll go. And it was kind of
Speaker 3: this was more of a quiet toilet, right, And I
Speaker 3: thought I'll go down there because there was like a
Speaker 3: few different ones and then like no one will catch
Speaker 3: me anyway, I'm going there. It was a stinker. Now,
Speaker 3: this thing was a stinker. It was a too flush
Speaker 3: thing too. It was a lot of water. There was
Speaker 3: eight buckets of water being wasted there. Anyway, I'm washing
Speaker 3: my hands and I can hear these girls outside the door,
Speaker 3: and there's like three girls there, and I'm going shit.
Speaker 3: So I'm ravaging through this toilet trying to find a
Speaker 3: spray or something. Nothing, no spray. Anyway, I end up?
Speaker 3: Did you go blow again? And then I end up?
Speaker 3: So I've come out and basically like bolted past these
Speaker 3: girls because I didn't want him to see my face
Speaker 3: and then come back through the party and go he
Speaker 3: was the He was the guy was the guy. And
Speaker 3: literally they all walked in together to all three of
Speaker 3: these girls. I don't know either make up, drugs or
Speaker 3: they were like girls go together, we do gossiping, debrief on, debrief, drugs,
Speaker 3: make up. They are the three main reasons girls to
Speaker 3: go to the bathroom, Trifector.
Speaker 1: Yeah, some of us pe in there too. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well I took them to a restaurant two two weeks
Speaker 4: ago and there were four different bathrooms, but they were
Speaker 4: all unisex. I felt so bad for it because it
Speaker 4: was like one of these nice restaurants that was trying
Speaker 4: to be like trendy, and the lights.
Speaker 3: Were super dim in the toilets.
Speaker 4: They were dim too, so you wouldn't even know if
Speaker 4: someone had urinated, Like I assume that. Like, if you're
Speaker 4: a woman, you go into a bathroom and it's a
Speaker 4: female toilet, you can trust that you know the on it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but what do you do?
Speaker 1: Very strong?
Speaker 3: What are these?
Speaker 1: I did sit on a toilet in the world.
Speaker 3: That's impressive. You don't sit on any public toilet, do
Speaker 3: you do? You sometimes lay the toilet paper down.
Speaker 1: Like a are you talking about it? If I might
Speaker 1: have to do another two? Yeah, but only one side
Speaker 1: and there's full coverage.
Speaker 3: For the toilet one side, So you're hovering. Yeah, wow,
Speaker 3: wow wow, Clip that that's that's what do you mean?
Speaker 1: Clip that?
Speaker 3: Clip that is, and we're going to clip this and
Speaker 3: we'll take it to the people. Is that weird?
Speaker 1: I do not see it.
Speaker 3: That's impressive.
Speaker 1: I'm not a fan.
Speaker 3: That's hard to do. It's hard to have you tried
Speaker 3: that cob over these?
Speaker 4: You know, when you go into like, you know, a
Speaker 4: male toilet and you just look at it and you've
Speaker 4: got to go, and you look at and you go,
Speaker 4: no chance am I putting my skin on that? Like,
Speaker 4: have you have you ever done the hover?
Speaker 3: It is tough.
Speaker 5: I'm not a hover I've actually you know, Asian pooing
Speaker 5: is when you stand on the toilet backwards.
Speaker 1: Yeah, backwards, very messy.
Speaker 3: Well, there's a there's a certain NRL coach. I don't
Speaker 3: want to name him out now because you know, trying
Speaker 3: to make a different for himself than a bloke that
Speaker 3: used to do reverse kangars in people's toilets. He would
Speaker 3: stand on the toilet backwards and pooh, so it basically
Speaker 3: slid down the whole front of your toilet bowl, so
Speaker 3: that leave like a really big skid mark.
Speaker 1: But when you fly, what's the point in doing that?
Speaker 3: Because when you'd flush, a lot of the water like
Speaker 3: it comes out the strongest from the back, so you'd
Speaker 3: often wipe the skiddy there, but you couldn't flush the
Speaker 3: skiddy off, so you'd have to scrap the brush, which
Speaker 3: is like the worst thing in the world is you
Speaker 3: have to use the brush. Is so rank like, it's
Speaker 3: such a disgusting thing to do. He would do it
Speaker 3: so on away trips he would go into the boys'
Speaker 3: hotel rooms and do it reverse kangar.
Speaker 2: One, you're a disgrace.
Speaker 4: When we lived it twin waters, blokes to do that
Speaker 4: to each other the other the worst parties. The worst
Speaker 4: party is in hotel rooms. There is no aerration, you know,
Speaker 4: like you stand like there is you know that a
Speaker 4: lot of the time, and if it's high up, you
Speaker 4: can't open the window at all, like there is no
Speaker 4: raaor so once you stick the joint up.
Speaker 2: Up, it's it's stuck camp for origin camp.
Speaker 5: And yeah, it's the whole team, the one floor of
Speaker 5: the hotel and literally by day three, the whole floor
Speaker 5: just steaks of ours.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I remember rectify your talk about COVID. I
Speaker 3: remember in COVID I so me and Dale Finucan's rooms
Speaker 3: used to be not connected but are joined. So there
Speaker 3: was like an outside door that ourse would work into,
Speaker 3: and then there was two from there. So we used
Speaker 3: to lock the outside door, but ours together were open,
Speaker 3: so we could kind of go into each other's rooms,
Speaker 3: play guitar with each other and it would have been good. Well,
Speaker 3: Dale's family didn't come up that year, so he was alone,
Speaker 3: so I was alone. So sometimes we would have to
Speaker 3: use ourselves body heat for protection. So one time. I
Speaker 3: never told Dayla did this. Probably he did accuse me,
Speaker 3: probably knows now anyway, but I went into his toilet
Speaker 3: and this was another trick that taught me. So I
Speaker 3: wonder who that other coach was. You're talking about it.
Speaker 2: Named and shames.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I urinated in his like where you wash your
Speaker 3: hands in his sink. I urinated his sin and then
Speaker 3: put the plug in the only way he could get
Speaker 3: it down to put his hands in my urine and
Speaker 3: take the plug out.
Speaker 1: I taught you better than you were real h gene
Speaker 1: freak hygiene freaking Yeah, but it wasn't clean freak too
Speaker 1: and c D.
Speaker 3: That's he has double standards. He has double standards.
Speaker 4: Like what he'll do is he'll be like proper like
Speaker 4: messy room, but little things like in his bathroom it's
Speaker 4: relatively clean. Like he's got things that he considers to
Speaker 4: be clean and not to be clean.
Speaker 2: I've got a story.
Speaker 5: I don't know if it's going to fly, but look
Speaker 5: at you know, I mean, everybody does it.
Speaker 1: The generalize and try and your weird behavior.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 5: I was once rooming with one of the players and
Speaker 5: I had the room to myself and.
Speaker 2: I shook hands with the unemployed.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, we get it. Thanks.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I thought where am I going to put this.
Speaker 3: Use?
Speaker 2: I got a face washer and just cleaned it up
Speaker 2: and forgot to put it away.
Speaker 5: Anyway, About two hours later, we're getting ready, we've got
Speaker 5: for the game, and my teammate goes.
Speaker 6: Oh, what's this what we did? And it was just
Speaker 6: dangling off his nose. Hep to wash. The apologies to.
Speaker 1: You are disgusting. You know what Matt does when we
Speaker 1: go to hotel, you guys have to edit that he uses.
Speaker 1: He uses face washers and hand towels as his own
Speaker 1: personal handkerchiefs. It's disgusting.
Speaker 3: I will say, yeah, Dad, like you just heard Dad
Speaker 3: like sneezing into blowing his nose and tissue before sometimes
Speaker 3: and this is it's my worst trait I hate about him.
Speaker 3: But he in his shorts and pants. Mum will put
Speaker 3: him through the washing and then he it'll come out
Speaker 3: with tissue all over it because he just stuffs these
Speaker 3: used tissues in all of his pockets and then they washed,
Speaker 3: they go through the washing.
Speaker 1: I apologize. I don't check everything.
Speaker 3: That's actually you know what you should You should check
Speaker 3: the pocket if you're going to do a lot of washing.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have to touch his dirty, filthy tissues.
Speaker 4: With traish Like you don't like you're putting something in
Speaker 4: the wash. You don't need to go into someone else's
Speaker 4: pockets to make sure clean. Like, I don't think that's
Speaker 4: your If you.
Speaker 1: Need to touch your own body, it's just talking about
Speaker 1: you touch your own body emissions. I don't want them
Speaker 1: anywhere you make.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was touching his back on urine. We haven't
Speaker 3: even done our intro questions.
Speaker 5: Urine for a second. This isn't the strange. Like, people
Speaker 5: have their own kinks. Everyone has their sort of certain things.
Speaker 5: Oh well, I'm just thinking about you like urine, other
Speaker 5: people's urine, your own urine. It's not crash other people's urine.
Speaker 5: It's fairly disgusting. But some people, you know, some people
Speaker 5: get off on.
Speaker 1: They want to be wantually.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's gold.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but some people always also want to be
Speaker 1: pooped on.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know, I know someone. There's a story about
Speaker 5: a guy who was in TV for years and he
Speaker 5: used to get his wife to pool on top of
Speaker 5: the glass coffee table and he go underneath it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that's that's the main common practice. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I threw a glass table. Because if you're looking in
Speaker 3: the paper sometimes and you see someone who's in wet work,
Speaker 3: that's sorry. If you look in the paper, like in
Speaker 3: the advertising part, and somebody says they're in wet work,
Speaker 3: they'll on you. That's someone who will you hire them? Cool?
Speaker 4: Because some people mistake it as like a hit man,
Speaker 4: like a hit man someone or a standover man, you
Speaker 4: know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Someone cool? Wet work really can be clean up.
Speaker 4: It's construed as a person who is paid to give
Speaker 4: golden showers.
Speaker 1: Is a fixer also a standover man man not necessarily
Speaker 1: a fixer someone.
Speaker 5: Yeah he does, you know, maybe they do. Some fixer
Speaker 5: is this problem? They send that personal on to negotiat.
Speaker 1: And fix the problem, negotiate one way or the.
Speaker 2: Other by force, sometimes by force.
Speaker 3: So yes, okay, we have an introductory question. Finally got
Speaker 3: what are we? I mean, especially in you if you
Speaker 3: were a city in the UK, which would you be?
Speaker 3: And why I kicked off? I only because I like
Speaker 3: the name Birmingham, such a big fan of the name Birmingham.
Speaker 1: Tell us about Birmingham. I don't know anything about it.
Speaker 3: I went Birmingham.
Speaker 4: You know, I went Birmingham because Ozzy Osbourne's from Man
Speaker 4: the Prince of Darkness.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of those great bands I think Iron
Speaker 2: Made might be to of course led Zeppelin.
Speaker 3: Where's Moby from led Zeppelin?
Speaker 2: Maybe he's an American.
Speaker 5: Birmingham since right in the Midlands, which they've got two
Speaker 5: Premier Leagues side think of Birmingham City and they got
Speaker 5: Aston Villa.
Speaker 3: I was Aston Villa from.
Speaker 4: But if I wasn't going to go Birmingham because Cooper
Speaker 4: he took it, I'd go Liverpool just because yeah I'm
Speaker 4: a Liverpool soccer fan, but.
Speaker 2: Also the Beatles.
Speaker 3: Can we shout out to a lot of the Liverpool
Speaker 3: won the Premier League? And then obviously the horrific scenes
Speaker 3: of the guy that drove through the crowd and they
Speaker 3: revealed that apparently he may have been on illicted substances,
Speaker 3: so there was rumors at the start that there might
Speaker 3: have been a medical emergency was trying to get through
Speaker 3: the crowd because apparently he was beeping and stuff like
Speaker 3: trying to but obviously he was in his fifties, Yeah,
Speaker 3: fifty three year old British man. So unfortunately, hopefully shadowed
Speaker 3: to all the people that write those horrific scenes. But yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: talking about Liverpool theme.
Speaker 5: I had lunch yesterday with Greg Craig Johnston and we'll
Speaker 5: talk more about it later.
Speaker 2: I'm getting involved a bit of a project with him.
Speaker 3: Why yes, are you serious?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 5: Why you guys can't possibly there could be a little
Speaker 5: bit of something going on there as well.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's let's see what happened.
Speaker 1: Nutrition may I put myself as Edinburgh, a hilly capital
Speaker 1: with medieval an ancient architecture along with a little bit
Speaker 1: of modern architecture, and that's reflective in my values. I
Speaker 1: think I'm a little bit old fashioned, but I'm a
Speaker 1: bit modern.
Speaker 3: I think of Edinburgh, I think like high class. Is
Speaker 3: that right?
Speaker 2: It's correct? Yeah, yeah, it's pretty All those Scottish city
Speaker 2: are pretty tough. But Glasgow is a real tough city.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we haven't been to Glasgow.
Speaker 2: Aberdeen supposed to be a good city of port city.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think like Edinburgh, and I think of Dayden Edinburgh.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, buhys, yeah, like the.
Speaker 3: Bra Boys obviously not to be confused.
Speaker 1: From from Yeah, I've got one for that to go ahead.
Speaker 1: You always do this, Yeah, well, Matt, I named him black.
Speaker 4: Are trying to find you have a fun fact too.
Speaker 4: David Attenbro's brother is John Hammond or something Hammond in
Speaker 4: the Jurassic Park movie the guy who owns dress Welcome
Speaker 4: to Jurassic Park makes sense, David.
Speaker 3: Looks, it looks like Colonel Sanders. What was that from?
Speaker 1: Papa? Is Blackpool seaside town. I used to take you
Speaker 1: boys there when we lived in England, with a pleasure
Speaker 1: beach and an old school, amwse yes heads and bucks parties.
Speaker 2: It's treaty himself like.
Speaker 3: And it's that story about.
Speaker 2: I've gone.
Speaker 5: I wanted to say Liverpool somewhere, not somewhere nice and sunny,
Speaker 5: but gloomy.
Speaker 2: Middlesbrough today, Middlesbrough.
Speaker 5: With the inside but pretty old gloomy see gloomy city.
Speaker 5: Well it's got the reputation but up there on two side.
Speaker 5: But yeah, good good soccer team and run down some dead.
Speaker 2: Last I'm really sinking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, everybody, you've been very off actually the last couple
Speaker 3: of weeks, and we've we've had some conversations, some hard
Speaker 3: meetings and yeah yeah or behind maybe maybe they were
Speaker 3: behind your back. There's going to be an intervention soon,
Speaker 3: but that we might do that live on the podcast Fantastic,
Speaker 3: What has Everyone's week Good? I spoke to the listeners
Speaker 3: before about the party that Jack and I are out
Speaker 3: on the weekend now very good party. We had the
Speaker 3: tuxedo white people might have seen on the Instagram, But
Speaker 3: there was a bit of an incident that I was
Speaker 3: involved in. I was now, there was a you know
Speaker 3: what happens to parties, guys, there's this drama all the time,
Speaker 3: drama at the time. People fight, people leave, people get
Speaker 3: drunk because there's alcohol there, people sort of say things.
Speaker 1: Anyway, did people still fight at parties?
Speaker 3: Not fist fight, more arguments? Anyway, there was a couple
Speaker 3: of instances throughout the night. As I got sort of
Speaker 3: more intoxicated, I started not feeding these things, but just
Speaker 3: kind of having little digs of people just to stir
Speaker 3: it up. There was one guy who come up and
Speaker 3: he said, oh, his partner was just devolved in a
Speaker 3: bit of an argument with someone, and I was like, yeah, whatever,
Speaker 3: that's fine, that's cool. Anyway, he introduced me to his
Speaker 3: partner and I was sitting there talking and it ended
Speaker 3: up just being me and his partner there for a bit,
Speaker 3: and I thought it'd be funny, because I thought she
Speaker 3: would get that I was joking. I go just quietly
Speaker 3: between you and me, I personally have no issue with
Speaker 3: you being here, and she but she laughed, She goes,
Speaker 3: thanks for that, and anyway, we kept talking the other anyway,
Speaker 3: the guy her partner, came back over left, and then
Speaker 3: apparently it just kicked off.
Speaker 1: She went nuclear, yeah, not at.
Speaker 3: Him, but like to the other girl. And apparently it
Speaker 3: just started kicking off because she thought that someone must
Speaker 3: have spoke to me. Oh, it was a whole thing.
Speaker 3: I just didn't know. I said, I've never said anything.
Speaker 1: Why would you do that?
Speaker 3: Maby I just a hand grenad, not wrong. And then
Speaker 3: sometimes I think there is nothing more exciting to me
Speaker 3: at a party than just pulling a hand grenade, throwing
Speaker 3: it into a room, and then just turning my back
Speaker 3: and walking away. I feel like it.
Speaker 1: Have you ever done that?
Speaker 2: Man being turned on by women?
Speaker 1: Arguing no, throwing a hand No, I don't do that,
Speaker 1: not intentionally.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: I respect people.
Speaker 3: Something that comes to mind in mind was with Jack
Speaker 3: with dad. Was that night at someone's It might have
Speaker 3: been someone's fortieth in the local area, and there was
Speaker 3: a woman who kept trying to control the music. Do
Speaker 3: you remember that on the ox cord?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And then Dad went, Dad like had some very stern
Speaker 3: words with her because he wanted to control the music.
Speaker 1: That is the only thing.
Speaker 3: That's the only thing that piss It's the only thing.
Speaker 1: He'll fight with someone about the music usually me.
Speaker 3: No, No, this was a randoma he didn't even really know.
Speaker 3: And he was like going behind her back to the
Speaker 3: woman who's who's whose fortieth it was, and being like,
Speaker 3: how well do you know her? Like do you think
Speaker 3: she deserves to be on the music and ship? And
Speaker 3: she was like I don't care, Like it's my birthday.
Speaker 3: I just don't really care. And Dad's like yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: and then he was like going, it was so funny.
Speaker 5: I want to put a song on at a party
Speaker 5: when people danced, and this bloke just walked up and
Speaker 5: changed it.
Speaker 2: So I give you a little jab in the ribs.
Speaker 1: That went down? Well, didn't it did?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 3: What decade was that?
Speaker 1: It was your godmother's party.
Speaker 2: It was a long time ago.
Speaker 3: Was you a player still then?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, no, no, he was Yeah, it's like it's vanished.
Speaker 3: Sometimes there's you know, there's certain pets that there's spots
Speaker 3: you don't touch him on. You don't touch the back
Speaker 3: of the years on some pets they don't like that
Speaker 3: and they'll bite you with Dad, the only place you don't.
Speaker 1: Touch in the ox cord.
Speaker 3: Don't touch that man' you care st.
Speaker 4: Trying to teach him bluetooth these tastes, it's just getting
Speaker 4: way too hard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, problem with bluetooth never have, never will.
Speaker 4: Honestly, it's annoying. Every time I hear the gym speaker
Speaker 4: there's heavy breathing.
Speaker 5: I just oh god, Okay, question, are you excited by
Speaker 5: this news? Apparently Sizzla might be coming back to Australia.
Speaker 2: Who said that?
Speaker 3: Is that like an is this a news article? Cover?
Speaker 5: This was a news article because there's one store in Japan.
Speaker 5: Sizzler is still live in Puerto Rico and the US
Speaker 5: still operating. And on this article I read it showed
Speaker 5: you the how to make cheese taste there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a tone recipe.
Speaker 3: Can I ask you Dad? Can I just chip yard?
Speaker 3: You are so obsessed with Sizzla it's ridiculous. Oh, you've
Speaker 3: no idea ever since you've joined the media. I don't
Speaker 3: think there's been a year where you haven't mentioned Sizzla
Speaker 3: on something.
Speaker 2: Absolutely mate.
Speaker 3: It was how they haven't sponsored one of your shows
Speaker 3: is off its. I don't know how you are ambassad Yeah,
Speaker 3: I know I should.
Speaker 1: I think it would have to come in with some changes.
Speaker 1: No self, sirve, that's what it's all but people. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: you can't control everyone's personal hygiene, as exhibit a people
Speaker 1: growing their nose.
Speaker 5: It's without without the buffet, there ain't no Sizzler. It
Speaker 5: had to be a different name.
Speaker 1: I think it'd have to be someone serving at the
Speaker 1: buffet so that people don't watch your.
Speaker 3: Top three items at.
Speaker 5: The shrimp fry, the malibu chicken and the hang on
Speaker 5: whold one second, hold on, No, it's the shrimp fry,
Speaker 5: one thousand island dressing, the potato wedges, especially when they're
Speaker 5: real crispy, and the cheese taste chicken.
Speaker 1: It was what it was.
Speaker 2: Have you said top three three?
Speaker 4: It's your birthday and about just short or two months.
Speaker 4: I think maybe I could.
Speaker 2: Take you to Puerto Rica.
Speaker 4: No, I'm not taking to Puerto Rico again. No, we'll
Speaker 4: we do a sizzlerine birthday part.
Speaker 3: Now get all the items.
Speaker 1: And bringing me give you a little something special this
Speaker 1: year for your birthday.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I will say that. If in the next
Speaker 3: six months Sizzler doesn't come to Australia, what I will
Speaker 3: do is I will take you to one of the
Speaker 3: countries where sizzle are still around and we will go
Speaker 3: and eat Sizzla there.
Speaker 2: I'd love that. Puerto Rico.
Speaker 3: Imagine that, just a trip. It's like Harold and Kumar
Speaker 3: a trying to find white Castle. You guys are trying
Speaker 3: to find a sizz.
Speaker 2: I'm all for it. I'm up for it. I like it.
Speaker 4: How long would you spend in there if you travel,
Speaker 4: like say, you travel all the way to Japan just
Speaker 4: to go to a Sizzler. How long is an appropriate
Speaker 4: time to spend in that?
Speaker 2: We spent a couple of hours.
Speaker 1: You have to drink.
Speaker 3: You can get their liquor license, Yeah they do, they.
Speaker 4: Do, maybe maybe about four hours, and then then.
Speaker 3: Take your friends there. You found out your family anywhere.
Speaker 1: I don't care about my week, Yeah, of course we do.
Speaker 1: My power saw my chainsaw not working and I've just
Speaker 1: picked it up from the goddamn repairer and I paid
Speaker 1: hundreds to have it repaired.
Speaker 3: Is that it?
Speaker 2: Fuck that guy?
Speaker 1: I need to just gone by a new one because
Speaker 1: it's crossing hundreds every time and sleeking oil.
Speaker 3: So is there a story that a company's when you.
Speaker 1: I need to do some chainsaw on baby, can I
Speaker 1: ask you?
Speaker 3: So when when we sit down and we say, hey,
Speaker 3: everyone brings something from their week, right, when see how
Speaker 3: we kind of come with story, something to like bring
Speaker 3: a bit of substance to it. All you wrote down
Speaker 3: was my saw broke? Like was there nothing around that?
Speaker 1: Not that it broke, it's that I took it to
Speaker 1: be repaired, and he obviously did not repair.
Speaker 2: How died that next? Levelly nutrition like a little extension
Speaker 2: of it?
Speaker 1: What did I tell you that when I used it last?
Speaker 1: And then I rang the council to come and d
Speaker 1: because I it's an oleander tree out the front.
Speaker 2: You saw it?
Speaker 3: An leander tree?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because they're poisonous. They're a wheat yea, and actually
Speaker 1: the sap from them can blind people.
Speaker 3: Well that's dangerous exactly.
Speaker 1: So I got rid of it. Was bad anyway, and
Speaker 1: so then I rang them. Well I tried to actually
Speaker 1: just have it the brute thing taken out the stump,
Speaker 1: and the guy said, oh no, it's on council. You
Speaker 1: have to call counsel.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And then they tried to turn it on me,
Speaker 1: miss you shouldn't have touched that, and I said, well,
Speaker 1: you haven't done anything. I said, it's a noxious weed.
Speaker 1: It's poisonous and it's dangerous. Oh okay, or I said,
Speaker 1: let me talk to a supervisor. Then he came back
Speaker 1: when okay, Like they said, oh, well, we won't find
Speaker 1: you for heavily vandalizing a treat. That's how they termed.
Speaker 3: It, well, vandalizing a poisonous tree.
Speaker 2: Local politics is the pits are.
Speaker 1: And then guess what, they haven't come and taken it
Speaker 1: at all, And now it's growing back.
Speaker 3: That's good. See when I say from your week, that's
Speaker 3: a purpose. That should have been the segue into your
Speaker 3: pals for breaking. That would have been a really good
Speaker 3: substance of story. Maybe we'll edit around this whole potty
Speaker 3: so it sits before it.
Speaker 2: That would be nice, by the way, Hughsey Marcus Foundation, Yes, meaning.
Speaker 1: For brand cats.
Speaker 2: Yep, that's right. So get out there and get.
Speaker 1: It time as it gets cold.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's probably that's probably a part of it. Also,
Speaker 4: we're about five weeks out.
Speaker 3: From bene for brain cawns around the NRL, So get
Speaker 3: around it, good hues.
Speaker 1: You can get them from the mark Us Foundation website.
Speaker 1: You can get them from low And.
Speaker 3: We're even going to try to get Hughsey on the
Speaker 3: potty on the back, trying.
Speaker 5: To get on Actually, Hu's you got the nickname Boozy.
Speaker 5: After the ninety seven Grand Final, the two blokes, the
Speaker 5: blokes who were last standing five days after.
Speaker 2: The game was Hughsy and Chief Paul Harrigan.
Speaker 1: And he's so slight in front.
Speaker 2: Of it is and that those two.
Speaker 5: It was two o'clock in the morning at one of
Speaker 5: the one of the twenty four hour pubs around they're
Speaker 5: one of the real rough joints. Anyway, Chief sitting on
Speaker 5: a chair and literally passed out and fell asleep.
Speaker 2: But the chair was leaning.
Speaker 5: Against the toilet door, so no one can get to
Speaker 5: the toilet. So the security guy come up, so we
Speaker 5: can't move.
Speaker 2: It's up to you.
Speaker 5: So Hughsey actually put Chief onto his back and just
Speaker 5: marched him out of them standing over a ship.
Speaker 4: How old was he again, Hugh's twenty one older than
Speaker 4: young twenty year, wouldn't it yep?
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 5: He came into halfway through the year years old when
Speaker 5: we first seen him and he came into the squad
Speaker 5: and I said, this bloke, like, honestly, it's hips like
Speaker 5: a brown snake.
Speaker 2: He was so slow.
Speaker 3: Because Dad, at this stage you were, you and Joey
Speaker 3: were quite established in the team. Did you look down
Speaker 3: on younger players? Yes, we did, especially Hughsey. Would you
Speaker 3: like treat them poorly and make them sort of get
Speaker 3: you guys food and coffees and ship?
Speaker 2: Absolutely, yeah, lots of things like that, lots of Yeah.
Speaker 3: But I mean look at him now, he's doing excellent
Speaker 3: stuff like air locker and whatnot.
Speaker 5: He's doing Okay, Okay, still look down on him, low bastard,
Speaker 5: Still looked.
Speaker 2: Down on him.
Speaker 1: Good thing that's been going on in the week, Matt.
Speaker 1: And he's sleeping, he's he was actually barking in his
Speaker 1: sleep other night. Interesting, well, was barking last night. He
Speaker 1: was laughing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, just cheery, you know, just just love life. I'll
Speaker 5: be watching shows and just there's a lot of really
Speaker 5: funny shows on at the moment, and yeah, sweet, a.
Speaker 2: Little sparking all about.
Speaker 1: I don't know you're the one doing it. You must
Speaker 1: have been dreaming.
Speaker 3: Yeah, weird Jack's got his segment about that. There is
Speaker 3: one more thing from my week that I want to
Speaker 3: bring up right now. This is a story from Harry
Speaker 3: Grant that he's given me. He said, I can't remember
Speaker 3: if he said I was allowed to tell them on
Speaker 3: the potty, but.
Speaker 2: I will more masturbating stories.
Speaker 3: Now. We have a lot of listeners up in their neghliards,
Speaker 3: rock Hampton and your I'm sure that they will be
Speaker 3: well across it there. Harry's got a dead ship brother,
Speaker 3: Billy John Grant like your places. You don't even know. Believe, Billy,
Speaker 3: I've met him, Billy John Grant. Now it's Jake's not
Speaker 3: dead ship. Bj loves it, Billy John Graham. Yeah, believe
Speaker 3: we get it true. We get your dirty mind out
Speaker 3: of the gun in.
Speaker 2: It's all right, Trician.
Speaker 3: It's called a family podcast. We don't want to bring
Speaker 3: it into disrepute.
Speaker 4: Although would you spend the first tnutes talking about urine?
Speaker 3: Everybody knows remember that anyway, okay, Billy Young Grant. Now
Speaker 3: there was a remember a few weeks back, there was
Speaker 3: a local electorate across Australia. People voting for their local government,
Speaker 3: people were voting for federal government. There was lots of
Speaker 3: voting for government going on anyway up in your poun
Speaker 3: they were voting for their local electorate. And Billy John's
Speaker 3: friends thought it would be hilarious to do up a
Speaker 3: fake campaign coaster of Billy and they hung it at
Speaker 3: like every single side along the highway leading into around
Speaker 3: Yapooon and Rocky So. But the picture they had it
Speaker 3: was him like on the back end of a night,
Speaker 3: just like on a couch, and it was a full
Speaker 3: line shirtless and they had texture all over his face.
Speaker 3: They had like a text a fake sharpie mustache. It
Speaker 3: had like a fake mustache and that anyway, apparently now
Speaker 3: when all the vote twenty in now, I don't know
Speaker 3: whether people have done this seriously, just seen the posters
Speaker 3: and then like when they've got the ballot they just
Speaker 3: went screw it or it was like a lot of
Speaker 3: the boys, but people had created an extra box underneath
Speaker 3: on the ballot and voted for Billy John. They reckon,
Speaker 3: They reckonally got like eleven hundred and twelve hundred votes.
Speaker 3: That's the best.
Speaker 1: They wouldn't count because you wouldn't be registered. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: wondering whether you really do get to listen to your voices, don't.
Speaker 3: I don't think they just randomly will vote Billy Grant
Speaker 3: in the Have you met Billy John? Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, what do you think his policies would sort of.
Speaker 3: Be probably lower lower the cost of schooners and pines.
Speaker 3: There'd be a heavy tariff on schooners and.
Speaker 2: Pints, legalizing marijuana.
Speaker 3: So yeah, well, I don't know if he's into that
Speaker 3: sort of stuff. Up the North, they're mainly just alcohol drinkers.
Speaker 3: But shout out to Billy John, Bill John. Yeah, if
Speaker 3: you're listening again, don't say that he doesn't like it
Speaker 3: when you say it.
Speaker 1: Yeah you really?
Speaker 4: Okay, probably got more and I'm going to put a
Speaker 4: one hundred percent tariff on you.
Speaker 2: Jack, just on a tarify outside.
Speaker 5: You know the chewing game when you're chewing class and
Speaker 5: you go, well, if you're not going to give everyone
Speaker 5: else one, don't do it?
Speaker 2: Well BJ if.
Speaker 1: What? Oh it's just yeah, can make the Okay, Okay.
Speaker 3: Now we go to Jack first. Jack's ready for his segment. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so we've done the segment of the last few weeks.
Speaker 3: Two truth one lie. I've gone with American celebrities today. Okay,
Speaker 3: so here we go.
Speaker 2: Real.
Speaker 4: Oh no, it's not real, Shi La Buff?
Speaker 3: Some is it? Is it not? I don't know yet.
Speaker 3: I didn't spoil it.
Speaker 4: Shila Buff Summon's chaos at a Broadway In twenty fourteen,
Speaker 4: Chila Buff showed up at a cabaret in a Fedora chain,
Speaker 4: smoking inside, screaming this is art. He slapped the stranger's
Speaker 4: rear mid song and threw popcorn over the theater.
Speaker 3: I forget. He dragged out. He head botted a trash can.
Speaker 4: After being escorted out, the Buff was arrested and charged
Speaker 4: with disorderly contact and a criminal trespas.
Speaker 2: That sounds exactly his style.
Speaker 3: It sounds a bit out there. It also sounds real
Speaker 3: because Jack, you can tell. Jack's puts like real to
Speaker 3: remind himself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, real one.
Speaker 3: Yeah remember that. Remember there's that video of him standing
Speaker 3: in front of a green screen when he was like
Speaker 3: going through his real looney face, and he was like
Speaker 3: he was going through a motivational face, but he was
Speaker 3: trying to motivate the world, and he was like do it,
Speaker 3: just do it. Do you remember that? Yeah? And he's like,
Speaker 3: grab your dreams, grab your dreams. Don't let anybody tell
Speaker 3: you don't want to do it because of him or
Speaker 3: her or anybody. Just do it.
Speaker 4: He's done some strange things over he using that Sea
Speaker 4: video where he danced with Sea, or the little Girl
Speaker 4: and see a video when she had that big song
Speaker 4: the Chandelier.
Speaker 3: Oh really, yeah, he's in that. He's like in that.
Speaker 3: And then seeing twenty twenty when everyone all the celebrities
Speaker 3: are doing zoom calls. Remember that was going on.
Speaker 4: They were always zooming each other about He got in
Speaker 4: a zoom and everyone's being serious and he was in
Speaker 4: his cart just like the camera's on him from side
Speaker 4: on and he just kept popping in and out of
Speaker 4: his car and he just smoked the joint and it
Speaker 4: was it was gnarly. The next one he's got Ezra Miller.
Speaker 4: He's an actor guy for Matthew and Triush. I don't
Speaker 4: know if you guys know it. Steals a mic at
Speaker 4: a karaoke bar In twenty twenty two, Ezra Miller snatched
Speaker 4: the mic at a Hawaiian karaoke bar. Sounds like UKBA
Speaker 4: when you don't get your ORCS playlist, screamed something about
Speaker 4: time travel and then choked the guy playing darts. They
Speaker 4: were arrested wearing They were both arrested wearing flip flops,
Speaker 4: and he was arrested with the trench coat an unshakable confidence,
Speaker 4: the copper said. Witnesses said Ezra tried to pay his
Speaker 4: bail in corn chips out of his pocket and apparently,
Speaker 4: they say it began due to his agitation due to
Speaker 4: song selection at the karaoke bars.
Speaker 1: Sounds like a bad trick, trill.
Speaker 3: Also, did you see that the guy this guy over
Speaker 3: in Perth at a local league soccer match put his
Speaker 3: hands around eleven year old's neck?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 3: During the week some kids, he's like some old guy,
Speaker 3: like a parent, like a parent. His parents can get
Speaker 3: angry at local lea.
Speaker 2: That's my pet.
Speaker 4: Hate hate parents or any anything. And under eighting is down,
Speaker 4: like you know, after that, I'll let you have your whatever.
Speaker 3: But kids forty years ago, you are alone.
Speaker 2: That's the thing.
Speaker 5: My parents honestly control yourself way till the kids get home,
Speaker 5: and then you can't remember.
Speaker 1: Was auntie and her brother used to be an ex
Speaker 1: football player of a team. She was an auntie, a
Speaker 1: player you used to coach against when the boys junior
Speaker 1: and she was an absolute pain in the art and
Speaker 1: crazy woman screaming and.
Speaker 3: She listens to the potty.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I don't think she would.
Speaker 3: She does. She loves it.
Speaker 1: You don't know who it is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, people need event and the last one here. Kid
Speaker 4: Rock rides flaming jet ski into Applebee's at at two
Speaker 4: am in Doturona Beach. Kid Rock allegedly launched jet ski
Speaker 4: on fire straight through a patio of an Applebee's. He
Speaker 4: demanded freedom fries and started freestyle wrapping at a family
Speaker 4: family tour. Police said he tried to bribe them with
Speaker 4: his with a signed bottle of barbecue saws, and he
Speaker 4: called it a political statement.
Speaker 2: That one's a false one.
Speaker 1: I reckon that's fake too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, not as executed as good today.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's okay. We got there. It's a long run
Speaker 2: after we got there.
Speaker 1: Just got some feedback now. I was sent a picture
Speaker 1: from Travis through instead the other day. It's the band
Speaker 1: Travis listener.
Speaker 2: What is it always rain on me?
Speaker 1: Pure old you? And he at an event you attended
Speaker 1: last weekend I think Queensland and then he commented that
Speaker 1: you had BeO Matt No, I know what?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Think I think he was making around.
Speaker 5: Because on the third on the Sunday Show before I
Speaker 5: post a question of fletching, Heidi, what's worse bad breath
Speaker 5: or b And I think he played on that because
Speaker 5: let me tear, I pile the diat on and I
Speaker 5: clean my teeth mouth washed those two things.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it Shooter's nightclub color. It does get sweaty
Speaker 4: in there.
Speaker 5: True that it is, It is true, But no, I
Speaker 5: absolutely don't have if ever you someone comes up to
Speaker 5: me and I've got bad ber, honestly, just say it
Speaker 5: straight to my face.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you'll take it.
Speaker 3: Well, you're protesting too much.
Speaker 2: You got me guilty, guilty charge.
Speaker 1: Listener John said they used to do fundraising trips from
Speaker 1: Logan City Football Club to tweet back in the day.
Speaker 3: Did that is that it?
Speaker 1: Remember how we spoke heads to go to the pokes
Speaker 1: fundraising troops.
Speaker 3: Biter context.
Speaker 4: Your feedback, baby, I did get there was a bit
Speaker 4: of feedback on your You guys did the Origin preview
Speaker 4: earlier in the week before Origin the Origin match, a
Speaker 4: guy said, Wow, Cooper's so mumbly this episode.
Speaker 3: Not my words.
Speaker 4: Don't shoot the messenger here, he said, but he said
Speaker 4: that it sounded like he had Harry Grant's morton in
Speaker 4: his mouth. Wow, I thought, yeah, you people left.
Speaker 1: That out just because people say things, Well, we don't
Speaker 1: have to give them a time. I listened to that
Speaker 1: and he did not send that.
Speaker 2: He did he sounded mumbling.
Speaker 5: As I was sitting there, I was listening, Cooper sounds this,
Speaker 5: he's got Harry Grant's penis.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: Well for context, do you want to tell the people
Speaker 3: what you did after the Origin preview or do you
Speaker 3: want to leave that out?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Do you remember what you remember the ten minutes after
Speaker 3: the Origin preview where you disappeared? To you.
Speaker 2: You want to I walked straight into the toil there
Speaker 2: and started vomiting. I was sitting there, we're doing it,
Speaker 2: fill this off gown.
Speaker 3: I kept trying to wrap it, keep trying to wrap
Speaker 3: the potty, like you know, and usually he's really passionate,
Speaker 3: but he was just like so out of it and
Speaker 3: like he was just going, yeah, anyway, Coops, like when
Speaker 3: we still had like a lot to get through, and
Speaker 3: I had to be like, oh yeah, anyway, on to
Speaker 3: the next topic.
Speaker 1: Good for you.
Speaker 3: And then he just got up and just went in
Speaker 3: and Jack, how loud was that? You are a horrendous fewer.
Speaker 3: You're so loud, it's almost like you're trying to get
Speaker 3: sympathy and ignore.
Speaker 2: Him, and I worry.
Speaker 4: I do worry, like I go, well, it's not like
Speaker 4: you're going to spew up anything but your lung to you.
Speaker 2: What I might be one coming after.
Speaker 1: Margetest small in testing large and small.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, all right, now.
Speaker 1: There is a quiz if you want it.
Speaker 3: I've got a news segment.
Speaker 2: O great.
Speaker 3: So this one's called the Earnest Years. I haven't got
Speaker 3: an intro for it yet. Whenever q Sting not the band,
Speaker 3: but I have got it's not a band, good thing,
Speaker 3: it's a singer was a band way to get technical
Speaker 3: free past. So I'm digging up old things whenever. Old
Speaker 3: things sort of come across my desk about whether it's
Speaker 3: about Matthew, Trish or Jack, something that's aged horribly, or
Speaker 3: just anything funny from back in the day. What we've
Speaker 3: done that is cringe. Now I've been reading Dad's book
Speaker 3: if you haven't read it from the sheds with Matthew.
Speaker 2: John's six copies.
Speaker 4: I haven't read any of your You When did you
Speaker 4: release this year?
Speaker 1: I reckon that would have been about twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2: Well, two thousand and six.
Speaker 3: Six you go to I'm not.
Speaker 1: Very good with you named Amma.
Speaker 3: Not really good at a lot of ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let that change for all that good?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that change. The story was good. What I will
Speaker 3: say is get down your local bookstore and watch it
Speaker 3: or read it if you want.
Speaker 1: Tell you it won't be there.
Speaker 2: Give Jack for his secret. This is going pretty good.
Speaker 3: What a lead in There is just a chapter in
Speaker 3: it called Stars of the Future. Now at the time
Speaker 3: that you wrote this obviously two thousand and six or whatever.
Speaker 1: You do know where to find a publication date on
Speaker 1: a book, don't you.
Speaker 3: No, it doesn't matter. It's going to take too long.
Speaker 3: Stars of the Future, and these are people I want
Speaker 3: to see if they aged well, to see if you
Speaker 3: were able to select whether these people did end up
Speaker 3: to be three hundred games stars.
Speaker 2: This was two thousand and five.
Speaker 3: Actually, it's a big call to be doing that sort
Speaker 3: of actually in a book, like you know what I
Speaker 3: think it wasn't This must have been in the end
Speaker 3: of two thousand and seven, because you referenced two thousand
Speaker 3: and seven here. Okay, okay, first one is a fellow
Speaker 3: I've never heard of Jared Sammitt.
Speaker 5: Yeah, a good, good young player coming through at Penrith,
Speaker 5: lost his way a little bit, ended up having a
Speaker 5: good career in England. Okay, so that would we probably
Speaker 5: did it for Philly's potential out here.
Speaker 2: He'd admit that himself.
Speaker 3: Right, This isn't bagging him. We just want to say
Speaker 3: you didn't end up a three hundred goome through start.
Speaker 3: Jared Haynes. Okay, obviously he did. That's a pretty good
Speaker 3: one that he played for the forty nine ers or
Speaker 3: not really, but he did. He did in the pre
Speaker 3: season he played.
Speaker 2: He played six games.
Speaker 4: Actually, no, no, Matthew, Matthew, let's let's admit the preseason
Speaker 4: doesn't count, does it.
Speaker 5: Buddy, Yeah, publication, I'm telling you now. Jared Hayne played
Speaker 5: I think about three or four games. He played against
Speaker 5: De Troit once he got a touchdown. He played the
Speaker 5: first game of the year, dropped that bob against Pittsburgh.
Speaker 3: But he never he never made the final roster. Remember
Speaker 3: that's why he came back.
Speaker 2: But he did come back, but it was after the
Speaker 2: season he made the roster.
Speaker 3: I'll google it after Yeah, I'll show because I'm sick wrong.
Speaker 1: Two thousand and eight it was publicated.
Speaker 3: Todd Carney, you got that. That's good. A couple of
Speaker 3: trouble souls, that's okay, and a few more. Greg English
Speaker 3: you got that definitely right, definitely got that. I mean
Speaker 3: he did come up just off the back of a
Speaker 3: premiership two thousand and seven, so not that Israel for Lao.
Speaker 2: Yes, you got that right.
Speaker 3: I mean did he end up not a superstar in
Speaker 3: our game though? Mitchell pears, Yes, he's he got that
Speaker 3: three hundred games, Wade Graham another three hundred gamer that
Speaker 3: Lachlan coot Yes played in a Grand Final with the Cowboys.
Speaker 2: Had an amazing career with Saint Helen's.
Speaker 3: Correct, Yeah right, you didn't. Now this is the one
Speaker 3: I wanted to talk to you about, okay. Adam cuthperson Now,
Speaker 3: Adam Cuthbertson played for the Knights, Jack Knights. Was he
Speaker 3: the Dragons? It was man Wayne.
Speaker 2: Predominantly, Yet he did, he was at the Dragons.
Speaker 3: Yes, now this you give him jeez, you give it.
Speaker 3: You give him an almighty rap. You have given him
Speaker 3: the biggest rap of all of them. Cuthberson is the
Speaker 3: most talented ball playing forward in the NRAL. Already He's
Speaker 3: headed for big things. He's already experienced a Grand final.
Speaker 3: Cuth Person's skills for a man this size are a revelation.
Speaker 3: Adding to this his clever footwork. The sky's the limit
Speaker 3: for this manly boy. Now, I'm not saying that Adam
Speaker 3: Cuthplerson didn't do excellent with his career.
Speaker 5: But superstar probably I've probably a little bit, probably a
Speaker 5: little too much hyperbolely there now.
Speaker 4: Jared Hanes, Yes, Jared Hanes made the San Francisco forty
Speaker 4: nine is his final fifty three man roster for the
Speaker 4: twenty fifteen NFL season. After an impressive preseason performance, he
Speaker 4: secured his spot on the team.
Speaker 2: Yep, and he.
Speaker 3: Played coop and then when he got sacked after a
Speaker 3: two games, I don't know.
Speaker 2: He played. He played the season. He played the season.
Speaker 4: He might have only played a few games, but he
Speaker 4: was there the season.
Speaker 5: Wasn't That's right, That's right. He went down the roster
Speaker 5: a little bit, but he made the two and he
Speaker 5: played their full games.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 3: I'm not too proud like you. I'm not too proud
Speaker 3: to him when I'm wrong.
Speaker 2: Jesus too, what your bunkler and I think looking at
Speaker 2: your face. I think you are proud.
Speaker 3: I'm not too proud. I'm not too proud. Ain't too
Speaker 3: proud to be.
Speaker 1: I've got a story for you. There was a girl.
Speaker 1: She rang her mum and she said, mom, can you
Speaker 1: come and get me please? The kids are being nasty
Speaker 1: to me, and the man keeps smiling at me, and
Speaker 1: her mum says, no, you have to stay. They're your
Speaker 1: kids and he's your husband. I've been holding onto that
Speaker 1: for weeks. What did I do wrong?
Speaker 3: Week? It's a good player, apart from the having to
Speaker 3: flashback at your notes and read the joke again. Read it,
Speaker 3: We'll go to the we'll go to the video, to
Speaker 3: the video. But you started thinking and then you just
Speaker 3: look straight down your notes and read the whole last bit.
Speaker 3: Wasn't that good a joke?
Speaker 4: I think it was pretty good.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 3: I did laugh.
Speaker 4: It's been like it's a slow burn, and now I
Speaker 4: just got it.
Speaker 1: Thank you? What do you think? I think you're giving
Speaker 1: me a cold? Let me out of here?
Speaker 3: Anything else?
Speaker 1: Have a good week? Don't again?
Speaker 2: Should we be?
Speaker 1: These are available now for the marks?
Speaker 2: Should we should we do something? Because we are recording this? Okay, guys,
Speaker 2: have a good week.
Speaker 3: We just had to edit out something Daddy said that
Speaker 3: was really inappropriate.