WEBVTT - Which NRL Coach Is a Fan of the Reverse Kangaroo? 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:02.080 To go on with snow feels. 0:00:02.279 --> 0:00:06.400 It does, and the color coordination is wonderful. 0:00:06.519 --> 0:00:07.280 Thank you, thank you. 0:00:07.480 --> 0:00:14.160 Yeah, you look like what's that big purple dinosaur Barney, 0:00:14.600 --> 0:00:15.920 Barnie Barney. 0:00:15.880 --> 0:00:18.520 Yeah, you do look like you're you do look like 0:00:18.560 --> 0:00:20.360 you're going to go into the snow and have a 0:00:20.360 --> 0:00:22.400 really good time maybe in the eighties, Scoop, or you 0:00:22.440 --> 0:00:23.919 look like Grimmace. 0:00:23.640 --> 0:00:26.040 Grim happy with all of the above. 0:00:26.440 --> 0:00:28.120 That joke you made earlier in the year about the 0:00:28.560 --> 0:00:32.080 it was last year when Cooper you referred to the Hamburglar, 0:00:32.159 --> 0:00:36.839 whether may one shoot one kill one? The Hamburglar, Grimace 0:00:37.240 --> 0:00:40.400 or Ron and you said you'd make love to the 0:00:40.440 --> 0:00:42.959 Hamburglers Marie kill one. 0:00:43.440 --> 0:00:46.360 It wasn't a jag, So where was the joking though? 0:00:46.520 --> 0:00:49.159 No, I was just referencing it that you chose, you 0:00:49.280 --> 0:00:49.800 chose the. 0:00:49.880 --> 0:00:51.720 Hamburg will leave that. 0:00:52.159 --> 0:00:54.320 I'm going to throw back one of your comments that 0:00:54.360 --> 0:00:56.960 you made to me once, a joke is meant to 0:00:57.000 --> 0:00:58.840 be funny that. 0:01:00.520 --> 0:01:01.760 I see myself saying that. 0:01:01.960 --> 0:01:03.720 I think it was a tidbit rather than trying to 0:01:03.760 --> 0:01:04.200 be funny. 0:01:04.319 --> 0:01:06.000 Yeah, I'm pretty sure everyone said that to you at 0:01:06.000 --> 0:01:07.400 once comedy experts. 0:01:07.440 --> 0:01:09.839 Let's see how we go just do a shout straight 0:01:09.840 --> 0:01:11.920 off the top. I just want to really just let 0:01:11.959 --> 0:01:21.319 this person know that he's off the list. Dylan Lucas 0:01:21.400 --> 0:01:25.440 my good books now, Dylan Lucas. Two weeks ago, I 0:01:25.440 --> 0:01:28.559 tipped all in Sundry, including myself Dylan Lucas, to score 0:01:28.560 --> 0:01:30.800 a hat trick a tries and they gave me scored one. 0:01:31.520 --> 0:01:32.440 That was against the. 0:01:34.440 --> 0:01:38.000 Last week people. Dylan Lucas scored a hat trick in 0:01:38.080 --> 0:01:40.720 the first half. Should have got four fumble fingers. 0:01:40.959 --> 0:01:42.520 Yeah, he should have scored four and it was paying 0:01:42.560 --> 0:01:44.240 one hundred and one dollars. I had him, I had him. 0:01:44.280 --> 0:01:45.200 I had him two weeks ago. 0:01:45.240 --> 0:01:45.520 I don't know. 0:01:45.520 --> 0:01:47.880 I think might have been the game against Para. I 0:01:47.960 --> 0:01:50.080 had him for three that game and I had him 0:01:50.160 --> 0:01:54.160 at two hundred and one dollars on a multi so 0:01:54.240 --> 0:01:56.919 that was yeah, would have been paying a bit of cash. 0:01:57.320 --> 0:01:59.240 Wish I got in on that, Cobber. 0:01:59.440 --> 0:02:01.840 Thank you very much, Dylan, Thank you, Hope. You're so 0:02:01.920 --> 0:02:03.080 proud brother. 0:02:03.320 --> 0:02:07.480 Okay, Also, we said your reference laught last week's podcast. 0:02:07.560 --> 0:02:09.400 I said down a challenge to not be the last 0:02:09.400 --> 0:02:12.480 person in here every week? Can I give a shout out? 0:02:12.760 --> 0:02:14.760 He was not the last person here. He was the 0:02:14.760 --> 0:02:17.360 second last, but Jack Johns today last. 0:02:18.280 --> 0:02:19.320 That was because he was setting out. 0:02:19.639 --> 0:02:21.480 Yeah, but no, then what you don't know is true. 0:02:21.680 --> 0:02:24.160 He went back upstairs to complete a segment which he 0:02:24.160 --> 0:02:26.239 hadn't even started, and I walked past him in his 0:02:26.280 --> 0:02:27.720 laptop and he was typing it out, and he looked 0:02:27.720 --> 0:02:30.239 over his shoulder like a little like a little wounded puppy, 0:02:30.800 --> 0:02:34.880 and I was rubbing his face in urine. Matthew, well done, 0:02:35.240 --> 0:02:39.120 there's my urine you can't drink, so you're not allowed 0:02:39.120 --> 0:02:41.880 to drink anyone else's urine. Really, I think that's very sick. 0:02:42.000 --> 0:02:44.320 You can drink your own apparently, though weirdly I. 0:02:44.280 --> 0:02:47.000 Think, yeah, I wonder why that should be very as 0:02:47.080 --> 0:02:49.720 he's like super like right after, and it has to 0:02:49.760 --> 0:02:51.680 be like right after you've done it, because the longer 0:02:51.680 --> 0:02:54.200 it gets, the higher chance of bacteria that would be 0:02:54.280 --> 0:02:56.520 run the longer you leave, because I'm. 0:02:56.160 --> 0:02:59.079 Trying to avoid drinking urine or anyone else. 0:02:59.240 --> 0:03:01.760 Probably, sure there are sometimes it's unavoidable, like that movie 0:03:01.760 --> 0:03:05.560 One hundred and twenty seven Hours. His arm was trapped 0:03:05.600 --> 0:03:08.520 underneath the rock, not Dwayne Johnson, the rock like an 0:03:08.520 --> 0:03:10.640 actual boulder, actually, he had to cut it out. But 0:03:10.680 --> 0:03:12.640 it was the statuary head to drink his own urine. 0:03:12.880 --> 0:03:16.240 So hang hang on. His arm was under a rock. 0:03:16.680 --> 0:03:18.520 How did he get the urine to his mouth? 0:03:18.760 --> 0:03:22.160 He had, Yeah, I think he had a drink bottle 0:03:22.440 --> 0:03:28.080 which he drink. It's like membverse wild back in the day, Coop, 0:03:28.320 --> 0:03:31.200 we were actually talking about bad girls the other days, 0:03:31.440 --> 0:03:35.240 Bad girls the other day. He would always he would 0:03:35.240 --> 0:03:38.240 always drink his own urine. He always It was more 0:03:38.240 --> 0:03:39.600 of a last result actually. 0:03:39.280 --> 0:03:40.160 It was he's still alive. 0:03:40.400 --> 0:03:41.080 Yeah, he's around. 0:03:41.160 --> 0:03:43.120 He's like he must have been ex Special Forces or 0:03:43.120 --> 0:03:44.920 something like that, and he did the show. But he 0:03:44.960 --> 0:03:47.160 would like have all these tidbits of like you know, 0:03:47.280 --> 0:03:49.600 how to survive, like you you've seen it before, right, 0:03:49.640 --> 0:03:54.440 So essentially like they drop him, they helicopter him into 0:03:54.520 --> 0:03:58.160 like an isolated location, could be he did one in Australia, 0:03:58.280 --> 0:04:00.480 all those dangerous places on Earth, and then and he 0:04:00.560 --> 0:04:01.559 just has to survive. 0:04:01.280 --> 0:04:02.200 It, has to get out of there. 0:04:02.440 --> 0:04:04.080 He's got to get out change. I think it was 0:04:04.120 --> 0:04:05.800 like up to like I think the longest he had 0:04:05.880 --> 0:04:07.720 was up to like five days, and had guys with 0:04:07.840 --> 0:04:09.520 him and they just like film it. The whole time, 0:04:09.840 --> 0:04:13.040 all the secrets he does to survive, so like he 0:04:13.160 --> 0:04:15.160 might have one thing like a pocket knife, and that's 0:04:15.200 --> 0:04:15.800 all he can. 0:04:15.680 --> 0:04:18.599 Survive on and it goes. It's actually very interesting, like 0:04:18.640 --> 0:04:20.880 how he talked through plant you can eat plants, you 0:04:20.920 --> 0:04:23.320 can't eat animals? Like how you would how you were 0:04:23.320 --> 0:04:26.479 safely able to eat certain animals? Did you just blow 0:04:26.560 --> 0:04:30.680 your nose? Sorry, I'm trying to do it discreetly, going 0:04:30.760 --> 0:04:33.880 you're right, the ship gone around people. Make sure you 0:04:33.920 --> 0:04:37.479 keep pumping vitamin C, vitamin seed. Yeah, he would, and 0:04:37.520 --> 0:04:39.560 he was very interesting. We should sit back and watch it. 0:04:39.600 --> 0:04:41.680 Where are they now? I'm not sure what Bell Girl 0:04:41.839 --> 0:04:43.120 was doing now, but what I will say he does 0:04:43.120 --> 0:04:45.320 another show. He does drink. He does drink a lot 0:04:45.320 --> 0:04:47.880 of urine and out of his apparently even when he 0:04:47.920 --> 0:04:49.920 was at home, because it was sterile and he liked 0:04:49.920 --> 0:04:51.400 the taste. 0:04:51.880 --> 0:04:52.960 What the family challenge? 0:04:54.680 --> 0:04:57.560 Second? I think I like that as a segment. Where 0:04:57.600 --> 0:05:01.320 are they now? And we actually have to go searchings 0:05:01.360 --> 0:05:02.200 is the first one. 0:05:02.279 --> 0:05:05.000 We've got to find bear girls like physically, I honestly 0:05:05.000 --> 0:05:07.640 think we could find the information with could Google in two. 0:05:07.480 --> 0:05:10.560 Seconds, but we need to go on what he's doing. 0:05:10.600 --> 0:05:12.480 We don't like to google in you know what I 0:05:12.839 --> 0:05:15.200 like to you know, you know one of the things 0:05:15.200 --> 0:05:17.560 that just come into my mind. One of the strangest 0:05:17.600 --> 0:05:20.760 things he could get hydration from he found he was 0:05:20.760 --> 0:05:22.680 in Africa. They dropped in the middle of Africa and 0:05:22.720 --> 0:05:27.839 he found elephant dar dung dung and he got it together. 0:05:28.920 --> 0:05:32.680 It was very, very hot and he squeezed it and moist. 0:05:32.400 --> 0:05:35.920 In the middle the juices dung that wouldn't make you sick. 0:05:36.080 --> 0:05:38.680 Family challenge, who could drink a media of their own 0:05:38.760 --> 0:05:39.360 urine ur recon? 0:05:40.240 --> 0:05:42.440 I could a meetia? Could I reckon? I could? 0:05:43.480 --> 0:05:45.400 I'd comfortably do it. I do it right now. 0:05:45.680 --> 0:05:47.680 But like, do you know what I reckon? I could too. 0:05:50.760 --> 0:05:51.680 We're back to those days. 0:05:51.800 --> 0:05:55.120 I just mentioned something. I was out when we're out 0:05:55.120 --> 0:05:59.920 on Saturday afternoon. I walked into a toilet cubicle after 0:06:00.080 --> 0:06:00.400 a woman. 0:06:00.960 --> 0:06:03.000 Okay, as most do. 0:06:03.560 --> 0:06:08.120 Yeah, my god, you know when you have asparagus and 0:06:08.200 --> 0:06:10.000 it comes out in your wheat, mate, she must have 0:06:10.120 --> 0:06:13.599 eaten a freaking whole asparagus pie because it reaped. 0:06:13.839 --> 0:06:16.040 Yeah, it was gross. 0:06:15.839 --> 0:06:17.560 That was gross. 0:06:17.560 --> 0:06:20.600 So I went to the toilet the other day at 0:06:20.640 --> 0:06:23.480 work and there was in a certain sort of part. 0:06:23.880 --> 0:06:26.600 There's only one toilet, like there's only you know one, 0:06:27.240 --> 0:06:29.560 we can get number two. And I waited the guy, 0:06:29.600 --> 0:06:32.159 and the guy stepped out and he apologized in advance. 0:06:32.400 --> 0:06:33.719 I walked in. It was just rancid. 0:06:33.800 --> 0:06:35.000 Well that was probably. 0:06:36.400 --> 0:06:40.240 Does a run with wrap muscle. What he's trying to. 0:06:40.240 --> 0:06:44.000 Say, not bad rustle, none of the commentators. 0:06:44.200 --> 0:06:45.960 Actually, we're about to get to our week's actually, but 0:06:46.000 --> 0:06:47.520 you know, I will say this. I me and Jack 0:06:47.560 --> 0:06:49.880 went to like this sort of party on the weekend. 0:06:50.040 --> 0:06:51.360 This party. 0:06:51.520 --> 0:06:54.839 Yeah yeah, But before we get into that, there was 0:06:54.839 --> 0:06:57.359 a moment where so there was one toilet that was 0:06:57.400 --> 0:06:59.880 commonly used and I went in there and I hate 0:07:00.120 --> 0:07:03.760 I hate club pooling, right, I hate at a parb 0:07:03.880 --> 0:07:06.680 or at a house party at school. You'd hold on, Yeah, 0:07:06.839 --> 0:07:09.400 sometimes you just can't hold on. Like it was, I 0:07:09.440 --> 0:07:11.200 don't want to leave the house party then go back, 0:07:11.280 --> 0:07:13.280 so I've gone, I'll go. And it was kind of 0:07:13.680 --> 0:07:15.600 this was more of a quiet toilet, right, And I 0:07:15.600 --> 0:07:17.360 thought I'll go down there because there was like a 0:07:17.360 --> 0:07:19.200 few different ones and then like no one will catch 0:07:19.240 --> 0:07:22.080 me anyway, I'm going there. It was a stinker. Now, 0:07:22.160 --> 0:07:25.440 this thing was a stinker. It was a too flush 0:07:25.560 --> 0:07:27.880 thing too. It was a lot of water. There was 0:07:27.880 --> 0:07:31.040 eight buckets of water being wasted there. Anyway, I'm washing 0:07:31.080 --> 0:07:33.440 my hands and I can hear these girls outside the door, 0:07:34.120 --> 0:07:36.120 and there's like three girls there, and I'm going shit. 0:07:36.240 --> 0:07:39.600 So I'm ravaging through this toilet trying to find a 0:07:39.640 --> 0:07:44.400 spray or something. Nothing, no spray. Anyway, I end up? 0:07:45.160 --> 0:07:47.120 Did you go blow again? And then I end up? 0:07:47.640 --> 0:07:52.240 So I've come out and basically like bolted past these 0:07:52.280 --> 0:07:54.480 girls because I didn't want him to see my face 0:07:54.560 --> 0:07:56.480 and then come back through the party and go he 0:07:56.680 --> 0:07:59.520 was the He was the guy was the guy. And 0:07:59.560 --> 0:08:03.000 literally they all walked in together to all three of 0:08:03.040 --> 0:08:06.560 these girls. I don't know either make up, drugs or 0:08:06.600 --> 0:08:15.760 they were like girls go together, we do gossiping, debrief on, debrief, drugs, 0:08:15.800 --> 0:08:17.600 make up. They are the three main reasons girls to 0:08:17.600 --> 0:08:19.080 go to the bathroom, Trifector. 0:08:19.280 --> 0:08:21.320 Yeah, some of us pe in there too. Yeah. 0:08:21.360 --> 0:08:24.080 Well I took them to a restaurant two two weeks 0:08:24.120 --> 0:08:27.720 ago and there were four different bathrooms, but they were 0:08:27.800 --> 0:08:32.520 all unisex. I felt so bad for it because it 0:08:32.559 --> 0:08:34.640 was like one of these nice restaurants that was trying 0:08:34.640 --> 0:08:36.640 to be like trendy, and the lights. 0:08:36.440 --> 0:08:38.439 Were super dim in the toilets. 0:08:38.440 --> 0:08:40.520 They were dim too, so you wouldn't even know if 0:08:40.600 --> 0:08:43.880 someone had urinated, Like I assume that. Like, if you're 0:08:43.880 --> 0:08:45.880 a woman, you go into a bathroom and it's a 0:08:45.920 --> 0:08:49.760 female toilet, you can trust that you know the on it. 0:08:49.920 --> 0:08:52.079 Yeah, but what do you do? 0:08:53.760 --> 0:08:54.240 Very strong? 0:08:55.559 --> 0:08:57.120 What are these? 0:08:59.320 --> 0:09:01.920 I did sit on a toilet in the world. 0:09:02.040 --> 0:09:04.760 That's impressive. You don't sit on any public toilet, do 0:09:04.800 --> 0:09:06.840 you do? You sometimes lay the toilet paper down. 0:09:06.679 --> 0:09:08.360 Like a are you talking about it? If I might 0:09:08.400 --> 0:09:11.559 have to do another two? Yeah, but only one side 0:09:11.600 --> 0:09:13.240 and there's full coverage. 0:09:12.840 --> 0:09:16.560 For the toilet one side, So you're hovering. Yeah, wow, 0:09:16.679 --> 0:09:20.079 wow wow, Clip that that's that's what do you mean? 0:09:20.120 --> 0:09:20.520 Clip that? 0:09:20.640 --> 0:09:22.160 Clip that is, and we're going to clip this and 0:09:22.160 --> 0:09:23.960 we'll take it to the people. Is that weird? 0:09:24.040 --> 0:09:24.679 I do not see it. 0:09:25.960 --> 0:09:26.679 That's impressive. 0:09:27.720 --> 0:09:28.360 I'm not a fan. 0:09:28.480 --> 0:09:30.560 That's hard to do. It's hard to have you tried 0:09:30.559 --> 0:09:31.240 that cob over these? 0:09:31.240 --> 0:09:32.840 You know, when you go into like, you know, a 0:09:32.880 --> 0:09:35.720 male toilet and you just look at it and you've 0:09:35.720 --> 0:09:37.760 got to go, and you look at and you go, 0:09:38.040 --> 0:09:40.600 no chance am I putting my skin on that? Like, 0:09:40.679 --> 0:09:43.320 have you have you ever done the hover? 0:09:43.640 --> 0:09:44.360 It is tough. 0:09:45.920 --> 0:09:48.240 I'm not a hover I've actually you know, Asian pooing 0:09:48.720 --> 0:09:51.440 is when you stand on the toilet backwards. 0:09:51.480 --> 0:09:54.280 Yeah, backwards, very messy. 0:09:54.400 --> 0:09:56.760 Well, there's a there's a certain NRL coach. I don't 0:09:56.760 --> 0:09:59.280 want to name him out now because you know, trying 0:09:59.280 --> 0:10:01.440 to make a different for himself than a bloke that 0:10:01.520 --> 0:10:04.240 used to do reverse kangars in people's toilets. He would 0:10:05.040 --> 0:10:08.840 stand on the toilet backwards and pooh, so it basically 0:10:08.880 --> 0:10:11.040 slid down the whole front of your toilet bowl, so 0:10:11.080 --> 0:10:13.640 that leave like a really big skid mark. 0:10:13.880 --> 0:10:16.160 But when you fly, what's the point in doing that? 0:10:16.320 --> 0:10:18.920 Because when you'd flush, a lot of the water like 0:10:19.120 --> 0:10:21.280 it comes out the strongest from the back, so you'd 0:10:21.360 --> 0:10:23.920 often wipe the skiddy there, but you couldn't flush the 0:10:23.960 --> 0:10:27.120 skiddy off, so you'd have to scrap the brush, which 0:10:27.160 --> 0:10:29.240 is like the worst thing in the world is you 0:10:29.400 --> 0:10:32.000 have to use the brush. Is so rank like, it's 0:10:32.000 --> 0:10:34.000 such a disgusting thing to do. He would do it 0:10:34.040 --> 0:10:36.040 so on away trips he would go into the boys' 0:10:36.240 --> 0:10:38.359 hotel rooms and do it reverse kangar. 0:10:38.200 --> 0:10:39.640 One, you're a disgrace. 0:10:42.600 --> 0:10:44.800 When we lived it twin waters, blokes to do that 0:10:44.840 --> 0:10:47.680 to each other the other the worst parties. The worst 0:10:47.720 --> 0:10:51.280 party is in hotel rooms. There is no aerration, you know, 0:10:51.320 --> 0:10:53.280 like you stand like there is you know that a 0:10:53.280 --> 0:10:55.680 lot of the time, and if it's high up, you 0:10:55.720 --> 0:10:58.320 can't open the window at all, like there is no 0:10:58.520 --> 0:11:00.040 raaor so once you stick the joint up. 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:03.480 Up, it's it's stuck camp for origin camp. 0:11:03.480 --> 0:11:06.839 And yeah, it's the whole team, the one floor of 0:11:06.880 --> 0:11:10.280 the hotel and literally by day three, the whole floor 0:11:10.400 --> 0:11:11.319 just steaks of ours. 0:11:11.679 --> 0:11:16.360 Yeah, because I remember rectify your talk about COVID. I 0:11:16.360 --> 0:11:19.760 remember in COVID I so me and Dale Finucan's rooms 0:11:19.840 --> 0:11:22.280 used to be not connected but are joined. So there 0:11:22.320 --> 0:11:25.600 was like an outside door that ourse would work into, 0:11:25.679 --> 0:11:27.080 and then there was two from there. So we used 0:11:27.120 --> 0:11:30.000 to lock the outside door, but ours together were open, 0:11:30.080 --> 0:11:31.720 so we could kind of go into each other's rooms, 0:11:31.800 --> 0:11:36.160 play guitar with each other and it would have been good. Well, 0:11:36.240 --> 0:11:39.040 Dale's family didn't come up that year, so he was alone, 0:11:39.320 --> 0:11:41.520 so I was alone. So sometimes we would have to 0:11:42.200 --> 0:11:46.560 use ourselves body heat for protection. So one time. I 0:11:46.640 --> 0:11:48.920 never told Dayla did this. Probably he did accuse me, 0:11:48.960 --> 0:11:51.760 probably knows now anyway, but I went into his toilet 0:11:51.880 --> 0:11:56.360 and this was another trick that taught me. So I 0:11:56.440 --> 0:11:59.040 wonder who that other coach was. You're talking about it. 0:12:01.240 --> 0:12:01.960 Named and shames. 0:12:02.040 --> 0:12:05.200 Yeah, I urinated in his like where you wash your 0:12:05.200 --> 0:12:07.319 hands in his sink. I urinated his sin and then 0:12:07.360 --> 0:12:10.719 put the plug in the only way he could get 0:12:10.760 --> 0:12:13.880 it down to put his hands in my urine and 0:12:13.920 --> 0:12:14.760 take the plug out. 0:12:19.240 --> 0:12:21.640 I taught you better than you were real h gene 0:12:21.640 --> 0:12:26.920 freak hygiene freaking Yeah, but it wasn't clean freak too 0:12:26.960 --> 0:12:27.559 and c D. 0:12:27.800 --> 0:12:32.120 That's he has double standards. He has double standards. 0:12:32.160 --> 0:12:35.320 Like what he'll do is he'll be like proper like 0:12:36.320 --> 0:12:39.320 messy room, but little things like in his bathroom it's 0:12:39.400 --> 0:12:43.679 relatively clean. Like he's got things that he considers to 0:12:43.720 --> 0:12:44.840 be clean and not to be clean. 0:12:44.880 --> 0:12:45.600 I've got a story. 0:12:45.840 --> 0:12:47.760 I don't know if it's going to fly, but look 0:12:47.760 --> 0:12:49.880 at you know, I mean, everybody does it. 0:12:51.800 --> 0:12:55.080 The generalize and try and your weird behavior. 0:12:55.120 --> 0:12:55.440 Okay. 0:12:55.640 --> 0:13:00.520 I was once rooming with one of the players and 0:13:00.600 --> 0:13:03.760 I had the room to myself and. 0:13:06.440 --> 0:13:07.839 I shook hands with the unemployed. 0:13:09.640 --> 0:13:11.720 Yeah yeah, yeah, we get it. Thanks. 0:13:11.760 --> 0:13:12.400 Yeah yeah. 0:13:12.400 --> 0:13:14.800 Anyway, I thought where am I going to put this. 0:13:16.480 --> 0:13:16.640 Use? 0:13:16.920 --> 0:13:18.920 I got a face washer and just cleaned it up 0:13:18.920 --> 0:13:20.120 and forgot to put it away. 0:13:20.480 --> 0:13:23.480 Anyway, About two hours later, we're getting ready, we've got 0:13:23.840 --> 0:13:26.760 for the game, and my teammate goes. 0:13:26.640 --> 0:13:31.200 Oh, what's this what we did? And it was just 0:13:31.320 --> 0:13:38.000 dangling off his nose. Hep to wash. The apologies to. 0:13:40.679 --> 0:13:43.640 You are disgusting. You know what Matt does when we 0:13:43.679 --> 0:13:46.760 go to hotel, you guys have to edit that he uses. 0:13:48.080 --> 0:13:52.240 He uses face washers and hand towels as his own 0:13:52.320 --> 0:13:55.080 personal handkerchiefs. It's disgusting. 0:13:55.160 --> 0:13:57.920 I will say, yeah, Dad, like you just heard Dad 0:13:58.040 --> 0:14:01.880 like sneezing into blowing his nose and tissue before sometimes 0:14:02.200 --> 0:14:05.559 and this is it's my worst trait I hate about him. 0:14:05.880 --> 0:14:08.079 But he in his shorts and pants. Mum will put 0:14:08.120 --> 0:14:10.719 him through the washing and then he it'll come out 0:14:10.760 --> 0:14:13.080 with tissue all over it because he just stuffs these 0:14:13.160 --> 0:14:16.040 used tissues in all of his pockets and then they washed, 0:14:16.040 --> 0:14:16.920 they go through the washing. 0:14:17.160 --> 0:14:18.720 I apologize. I don't check everything. 0:14:19.840 --> 0:14:23.400 That's actually you know what you should You should check 0:14:23.440 --> 0:14:25.120 the pocket if you're going to do a lot of washing. 0:14:25.280 --> 0:14:28.080 I shouldn't have to touch his dirty, filthy tissues. 0:14:27.920 --> 0:14:30.200 With traish Like you don't like you're putting something in 0:14:30.200 --> 0:14:32.360 the wash. You don't need to go into someone else's 0:14:32.400 --> 0:14:34.160 pockets to make sure clean. Like, I don't think that's 0:14:34.200 --> 0:14:36.040 your If you. 0:14:35.960 --> 0:14:39.320 Need to touch your own body, it's just talking about 0:14:40.440 --> 0:14:42.360 you touch your own body emissions. I don't want them 0:14:42.360 --> 0:14:43.040 anywhere you make. 0:14:44.320 --> 0:14:47.960 Yeah, he was touching his back on urine. We haven't 0:14:47.960 --> 0:14:49.320 even done our intro questions. 0:14:51.720 --> 0:14:54.520 Urine for a second. This isn't the strange. Like, people 0:14:54.600 --> 0:14:57.160 have their own kinks. Everyone has their sort of certain things. 0:14:58.480 --> 0:15:01.600 Oh well, I'm just thinking about you like urine, other 0:15:01.680 --> 0:15:06.080 people's urine, your own urine. It's not crash other people's urine. 0:15:06.080 --> 0:15:08.720 It's fairly disgusting. But some people, you know, some people 0:15:08.760 --> 0:15:09.320 get off on. 0:15:10.080 --> 0:15:11.880 They want to be wantually. 0:15:12.080 --> 0:15:12.920 Yeah that's gold. 0:15:14.320 --> 0:15:17.640 Yeah yeah, but some people always also want to be 0:15:17.680 --> 0:15:18.120 pooped on. 0:15:18.480 --> 0:15:23.600 Yeah, I know, I know someone. There's a story about 0:15:23.600 --> 0:15:26.000 a guy who was in TV for years and he 0:15:26.120 --> 0:15:28.080 used to get his wife to pool on top of 0:15:28.120 --> 0:15:30.560 the glass coffee table and he go underneath it. 0:15:30.800 --> 0:15:34.880 Yeah, I think that's that's the main common practice. Yeah, 0:15:34.960 --> 0:15:37.880 I threw a glass table. Because if you're looking in 0:15:37.920 --> 0:15:40.400 the paper sometimes and you see someone who's in wet work, 0:15:40.800 --> 0:15:43.440 that's sorry. If you look in the paper, like in 0:15:43.440 --> 0:15:46.160 the advertising part, and somebody says they're in wet work, 0:15:46.480 --> 0:15:50.080 they'll on you. That's someone who will you hire them? Cool? 0:15:50.080 --> 0:15:53.480 Because some people mistake it as like a hit man, 0:15:53.560 --> 0:15:56.400 like a hit man someone or a standover man, you 0:15:56.440 --> 0:15:56.840 know what I mean? 0:15:56.920 --> 0:16:01.120 Someone cool? Wet work really can be clean up. 0:16:01.160 --> 0:16:03.680 It's construed as a person who is paid to give 0:16:03.720 --> 0:16:05.120 golden showers. 0:16:05.320 --> 0:16:11.360 Is a fixer also a standover man man not necessarily 0:16:11.720 --> 0:16:13.520 a fixer someone. 0:16:13.920 --> 0:16:17.720 Yeah he does, you know, maybe they do. Some fixer 0:16:17.840 --> 0:16:20.680 is this problem? They send that personal on to negotiat. 0:16:20.240 --> 0:16:22.640 And fix the problem, negotiate one way or the. 0:16:22.640 --> 0:16:25.400 Other by force, sometimes by force. 0:16:25.440 --> 0:16:29.240 So yes, okay, we have an introductory question. Finally got 0:16:29.320 --> 0:16:34.920 what are we? I mean, especially in you if you 0:16:35.000 --> 0:16:36.880 were a city in the UK, which would you be? 0:16:36.960 --> 0:16:40.560 And why I kicked off? I only because I like 0:16:40.640 --> 0:16:45.600 the name Birmingham, such a big fan of the name Birmingham. 0:16:45.640 --> 0:16:47.560 Tell us about Birmingham. I don't know anything about it. 0:16:48.040 --> 0:16:50.280 I went Birmingham. 0:16:50.360 --> 0:16:55.120 You know, I went Birmingham because Ozzy Osbourne's from Man 0:16:55.200 --> 0:16:56.160 the Prince of Darkness. 0:16:56.200 --> 0:16:58.200 Yeah, a lot of those great bands I think Iron 0:16:58.240 --> 0:17:03.320 Made might be to of course led Zeppelin. 0:17:03.360 --> 0:17:05.000 Where's Moby from led Zeppelin? 0:17:05.119 --> 0:17:07.160 Maybe he's an American. 0:17:09.320 --> 0:17:11.760 Birmingham since right in the Midlands, which they've got two 0:17:11.800 --> 0:17:13.760 Premier Leagues side think of Birmingham City and they got 0:17:13.760 --> 0:17:14.359 Aston Villa. 0:17:14.640 --> 0:17:15.840 I was Aston Villa from. 0:17:15.920 --> 0:17:17.639 But if I wasn't going to go Birmingham because Cooper 0:17:17.680 --> 0:17:20.800 he took it, I'd go Liverpool just because yeah I'm 0:17:20.800 --> 0:17:22.160 a Liverpool soccer fan, but. 0:17:22.119 --> 0:17:23.480 Also the Beatles. 0:17:23.480 --> 0:17:26.080 Can we shout out to a lot of the Liverpool 0:17:26.119 --> 0:17:28.920 won the Premier League? And then obviously the horrific scenes 0:17:29.000 --> 0:17:31.119 of the guy that drove through the crowd and they 0:17:31.760 --> 0:17:34.960 revealed that apparently he may have been on illicted substances, 0:17:36.160 --> 0:17:38.199 so there was rumors at the start that there might 0:17:38.200 --> 0:17:40.200 have been a medical emergency was trying to get through 0:17:40.240 --> 0:17:42.600 the crowd because apparently he was beeping and stuff like 0:17:42.600 --> 0:17:45.920 trying to but obviously he was in his fifties, Yeah, 0:17:46.000 --> 0:17:50.520 fifty three year old British man. So unfortunately, hopefully shadowed 0:17:50.520 --> 0:17:54.520 to all the people that write those horrific scenes. But yeah, yeah, 0:17:54.800 --> 0:17:55.960 talking about Liverpool theme. 0:17:56.040 --> 0:18:00.840 I had lunch yesterday with Greg Craig Johnston and we'll 0:18:00.840 --> 0:18:01.760 talk more about it later. 0:18:01.840 --> 0:18:03.840 I'm getting involved a bit of a project with him. 0:18:04.600 --> 0:18:06.240 Why yes, are you serious? 0:18:06.320 --> 0:18:06.399 Yes? 0:18:06.480 --> 0:18:10.200 Why you guys can't possibly there could be a little 0:18:10.200 --> 0:18:11.400 bit of something going on there as well. 0:18:12.359 --> 0:18:14.240 Okay, let's let's see what happened. 0:18:14.920 --> 0:18:20.320 Nutrition may I put myself as Edinburgh, a hilly capital 0:18:21.880 --> 0:18:28.239 with medieval an ancient architecture along with a little bit 0:18:28.280 --> 0:18:31.720 of modern architecture, and that's reflective in my values. I 0:18:31.760 --> 0:18:33.639 think I'm a little bit old fashioned, but I'm a 0:18:33.640 --> 0:18:34.159 bit modern. 0:18:34.440 --> 0:18:37.080 I think of Edinburgh, I think like high class. Is 0:18:37.080 --> 0:18:37.440 that right? 0:18:37.480 --> 0:18:41.400 It's correct? Yeah, yeah, it's pretty All those Scottish city 0:18:41.440 --> 0:18:44.920 are pretty tough. But Glasgow is a real tough city. 0:18:45.040 --> 0:18:46.360 Yeah, we haven't been to Glasgow. 0:18:46.640 --> 0:18:48.800 Aberdeen supposed to be a good city of port city. 0:18:48.880 --> 0:18:49.080 Yeah. 0:18:49.200 --> 0:18:52.639 I think like Edinburgh, and I think of Dayden Edinburgh. 0:18:52.760 --> 0:18:56.760 Yeah yeah, buhys, yeah, like the. 0:18:56.720 --> 0:18:59.960 Bra Boys obviously not to be confused. 0:18:59.600 --> 0:19:03.960 From from Yeah, I've got one for that to go ahead. 0:19:04.320 --> 0:19:07.440 You always do this, Yeah, well, Matt, I named him black. 0:19:07.359 --> 0:19:09.040 Are trying to find you have a fun fact too. 0:19:09.760 --> 0:19:14.480 David Attenbro's brother is John Hammond or something Hammond in 0:19:14.520 --> 0:19:19.560 the Jurassic Park movie the guy who owns dress Welcome 0:19:19.600 --> 0:19:21.560 to Jurassic Park makes sense, David. 0:19:22.320 --> 0:19:26.640 Looks, it looks like Colonel Sanders. What was that from? 0:19:27.040 --> 0:19:31.040 Papa? Is Blackpool seaside town. I used to take you 0:19:31.080 --> 0:19:35.480 boys there when we lived in England, with a pleasure 0:19:35.520 --> 0:19:41.680 beach and an old school, amwse yes heads and bucks parties. 0:19:41.920 --> 0:19:43.080 It's treaty himself like. 0:19:44.160 --> 0:19:45.320 And it's that story about. 0:19:46.960 --> 0:19:47.440 I've gone. 0:19:47.920 --> 0:19:51.000 I wanted to say Liverpool somewhere, not somewhere nice and sunny, 0:19:51.040 --> 0:19:52.479 but gloomy. 0:19:52.920 --> 0:19:56.080 Middlesbrough today, Middlesbrough. 0:19:56.960 --> 0:20:02.760 With the inside but pretty old gloomy see gloomy city. 0:20:02.840 --> 0:20:05.280 Well it's got the reputation but up there on two side. 0:20:05.320 --> 0:20:11.119 But yeah, good good soccer team and run down some dead. 0:20:12.720 --> 0:20:14.080 Last I'm really sinking. 0:20:14.320 --> 0:20:17.840 Yeah, everybody, you've been very off actually the last couple 0:20:17.880 --> 0:20:20.480 of weeks, and we've we've had some conversations, some hard 0:20:21.040 --> 0:20:24.520 meetings and yeah yeah or behind maybe maybe they were 0:20:24.560 --> 0:20:28.040 behind your back. There's going to be an intervention soon, 0:20:28.119 --> 0:20:31.439 but that we might do that live on the podcast Fantastic, 0:20:31.520 --> 0:20:35.719 What has Everyone's week Good? I spoke to the listeners 0:20:36.200 --> 0:20:38.280 before about the party that Jack and I are out 0:20:38.320 --> 0:20:40.800 on the weekend now very good party. We had the 0:20:40.840 --> 0:20:45.520 tuxedo white people might have seen on the Instagram, But 0:20:45.600 --> 0:20:47.159 there was a bit of an incident that I was 0:20:47.200 --> 0:20:51.439 involved in. I was now, there was a you know 0:20:51.440 --> 0:20:53.800 what happens to parties, guys, there's this drama all the time, 0:20:54.480 --> 0:20:57.400 drama at the time. People fight, people leave, people get 0:20:57.440 --> 0:20:59.680 drunk because there's alcohol there, people sort of say things. 0:20:59.680 --> 0:21:01.640 Anyway, did people still fight at parties? 0:21:01.800 --> 0:21:05.480 Not fist fight, more arguments? Anyway, there was a couple 0:21:05.480 --> 0:21:07.359 of instances throughout the night. As I got sort of 0:21:07.400 --> 0:21:11.280 more intoxicated, I started not feeding these things, but just 0:21:11.359 --> 0:21:13.600 kind of having little digs of people just to stir 0:21:13.640 --> 0:21:15.520 it up. There was one guy who come up and 0:21:15.560 --> 0:21:17.560 he said, oh, his partner was just devolved in a 0:21:17.600 --> 0:21:20.240 bit of an argument with someone, and I was like, yeah, whatever, 0:21:20.280 --> 0:21:22.600 that's fine, that's cool. Anyway, he introduced me to his 0:21:22.640 --> 0:21:24.560 partner and I was sitting there talking and it ended 0:21:24.600 --> 0:21:26.480 up just being me and his partner there for a bit, 0:21:26.960 --> 0:21:29.240 and I thought it'd be funny, because I thought she 0:21:29.280 --> 0:21:33.399 would get that I was joking. I go just quietly 0:21:33.440 --> 0:21:35.760 between you and me, I personally have no issue with 0:21:35.840 --> 0:21:40.960 you being here, and she but she laughed, She goes, 0:21:41.560 --> 0:21:44.119 thanks for that, and anyway, we kept talking the other anyway, 0:21:44.119 --> 0:21:47.560 the guy her partner, came back over left, and then 0:21:47.840 --> 0:21:49.520 apparently it just kicked off. 0:21:49.920 --> 0:21:51.560 She went nuclear, yeah, not at. 0:21:51.560 --> 0:21:54.320 Him, but like to the other girl. And apparently it 0:21:54.440 --> 0:21:56.960 just started kicking off because she thought that someone must 0:21:56.960 --> 0:21:59.080 have spoke to me. Oh, it was a whole thing. 0:21:59.320 --> 0:22:01.359 I just didn't know. I said, I've never said anything. 0:22:02.440 --> 0:22:03.359 Why would you do that? 0:22:03.600 --> 0:22:07.719 Maby I just a hand grenad, not wrong. And then 0:22:07.960 --> 0:22:10.439 sometimes I think there is nothing more exciting to me 0:22:10.440 --> 0:22:14.320 at a party than just pulling a hand grenade, throwing 0:22:14.359 --> 0:22:16.200 it into a room, and then just turning my back 0:22:16.240 --> 0:22:17.879 and walking away. I feel like it. 0:22:18.000 --> 0:22:18.720 Have you ever done that? 0:22:18.800 --> 0:22:21.080 Man being turned on by women? 0:22:21.200 --> 0:22:25.320 Arguing no, throwing a hand No, I don't do that, 0:22:25.440 --> 0:22:26.040 not intentionally. 0:22:26.640 --> 0:22:26.720 No. 0:22:27.640 --> 0:22:28.480 I respect people. 0:22:28.560 --> 0:22:30.920 Something that comes to mind in mind was with Jack 0:22:31.040 --> 0:22:34.040 with dad. Was that night at someone's It might have 0:22:34.080 --> 0:22:37.560 been someone's fortieth in the local area, and there was 0:22:37.600 --> 0:22:41.080 a woman who kept trying to control the music. Do 0:22:41.119 --> 0:22:42.400 you remember that on the ox cord? 0:22:43.400 --> 0:22:43.720 Yeah? 0:22:43.760 --> 0:22:47.200 And then Dad went, Dad like had some very stern 0:22:47.240 --> 0:22:49.200 words with her because he wanted to control the music. 0:22:49.760 --> 0:22:50.880 That is the only thing. 0:22:50.960 --> 0:22:52.760 That's the only thing that piss It's the only thing. 0:22:52.760 --> 0:22:55.960 He'll fight with someone about the music usually me. 0:22:56.920 --> 0:22:59.199 No, No, this was a randoma he didn't even really know. 0:23:00.040 --> 0:23:02.159 And he was like going behind her back to the 0:23:02.160 --> 0:23:04.840 woman who's who's whose fortieth it was, and being like, 0:23:04.880 --> 0:23:06.280 how well do you know her? Like do you think 0:23:06.320 --> 0:23:08.280 she deserves to be on the music and ship? And 0:23:08.320 --> 0:23:10.159 she was like I don't care, Like it's my birthday. 0:23:10.200 --> 0:23:11.760 I just don't really care. And Dad's like yeah, yeah, 0:23:12.359 --> 0:23:15.119 and then he was like going, it was so funny. 0:23:16.240 --> 0:23:18.639 I want to put a song on at a party 0:23:18.760 --> 0:23:20.800 when people danced, and this bloke just walked up and 0:23:20.840 --> 0:23:21.240 changed it. 0:23:21.320 --> 0:23:23.240 So I give you a little jab in the ribs. 0:23:23.359 --> 0:23:25.159 That went down? Well, didn't it did? 0:23:25.600 --> 0:23:25.760 Well? 0:23:25.800 --> 0:23:26.640 What decade was that? 0:23:26.840 --> 0:23:28.320 It was your godmother's party. 0:23:28.680 --> 0:23:29.680 It was a long time ago. 0:23:30.440 --> 0:23:31.520 Was you a player still then? 0:23:31.720 --> 0:23:31.920 Yeah? 0:23:32.160 --> 0:23:36.639 Yeah? No, no, no, he was Yeah, it's like it's vanished. 0:23:36.880 --> 0:23:39.879 Sometimes there's you know, there's certain pets that there's spots 0:23:39.880 --> 0:23:41.560 you don't touch him on. You don't touch the back 0:23:41.600 --> 0:23:43.040 of the years on some pets they don't like that 0:23:43.040 --> 0:23:46.160 and they'll bite you with Dad, the only place you don't. 0:23:45.960 --> 0:23:47.720 Touch in the ox cord. 0:23:48.160 --> 0:23:51.800 Don't touch that man' you care st. 0:23:53.560 --> 0:23:56.000 Trying to teach him bluetooth these tastes, it's just getting 0:23:56.040 --> 0:23:56.720 way too hard. 0:23:56.840 --> 0:24:00.760 Yeah, problem with bluetooth never have, never will. 0:24:00.800 --> 0:24:03.360 Honestly, it's annoying. Every time I hear the gym speaker 0:24:03.560 --> 0:24:04.399 there's heavy breathing. 0:24:04.440 --> 0:24:08.160 I just oh god, Okay, question, are you excited by 0:24:08.160 --> 0:24:10.680 this news? Apparently Sizzla might be coming back to Australia. 0:24:10.720 --> 0:24:11.280 Who said that? 0:24:12.800 --> 0:24:16.040 Is that like an is this a news article? Cover? 0:24:16.280 --> 0:24:19.919 This was a news article because there's one store in Japan. 0:24:21.480 --> 0:24:24.879 Sizzler is still live in Puerto Rico and the US 0:24:25.040 --> 0:24:28.359 still operating. And on this article I read it showed 0:24:28.400 --> 0:24:30.800 you the how to make cheese taste there. 0:24:31.600 --> 0:24:32.880 Yeah, there's a tone recipe. 0:24:32.920 --> 0:24:36.520 Can I ask you Dad? Can I just chip yard? 0:24:36.800 --> 0:24:39.680 You are so obsessed with Sizzla it's ridiculous. Oh, you've 0:24:39.720 --> 0:24:43.720 no idea ever since you've joined the media. I don't 0:24:43.720 --> 0:24:46.240 think there's been a year where you haven't mentioned Sizzla 0:24:46.359 --> 0:24:47.000 on something. 0:24:47.119 --> 0:24:48.040 Absolutely mate. 0:24:48.080 --> 0:24:50.679 It was how they haven't sponsored one of your shows 0:24:50.720 --> 0:24:54.119 is off its. I don't know how you are ambassad Yeah, 0:24:54.280 --> 0:24:54.920 I know I should. 0:24:55.680 --> 0:24:58.560 I think it would have to come in with some changes. 0:24:58.840 --> 0:25:03.920 No self, sirve, that's what it's all but people. Unfortunately, 0:25:04.000 --> 0:25:09.240 you can't control everyone's personal hygiene, as exhibit a people 0:25:09.320 --> 0:25:10.119 growing their nose. 0:25:10.320 --> 0:25:14.880 It's without without the buffet, there ain't no Sizzler. It 0:25:15.040 --> 0:25:15.960 had to be a different name. 0:25:17.240 --> 0:25:19.080 I think it'd have to be someone serving at the 0:25:19.119 --> 0:25:21.439 buffet so that people don't watch your. 0:25:21.320 --> 0:25:22.400 Top three items at. 0:25:23.880 --> 0:25:30.080 The shrimp fry, the malibu chicken and the hang on 0:25:30.760 --> 0:25:33.400 whold one second, hold on, No, it's the shrimp fry, 0:25:33.720 --> 0:25:37.240 one thousand island dressing, the potato wedges, especially when they're 0:25:37.280 --> 0:25:41.680 real crispy, and the cheese taste chicken. 0:25:41.720 --> 0:25:42.320 It was what it was. 0:25:42.960 --> 0:25:44.960 Have you said top three three? 0:25:45.320 --> 0:25:48.840 It's your birthday and about just short or two months. 0:25:48.880 --> 0:25:50.320 I think maybe I could. 0:25:50.119 --> 0:25:51.120 Take you to Puerto Rica. 0:25:51.400 --> 0:25:55.200 No, I'm not taking to Puerto Rico again. No, we'll 0:25:55.200 --> 0:25:56.840 we do a sizzlerine birthday part. 0:25:57.520 --> 0:25:59.680 Now get all the items. 0:25:59.400 --> 0:26:01.520 And bringing me give you a little something special this 0:26:01.600 --> 0:26:02.360 year for your birthday. 0:26:02.840 --> 0:26:10.000 Yes, yes, I will say that. If in the next 0:26:10.119 --> 0:26:13.560 six months Sizzler doesn't come to Australia, what I will 0:26:13.600 --> 0:26:15.840 do is I will take you to one of the 0:26:15.840 --> 0:26:18.240 countries where sizzle are still around and we will go 0:26:18.280 --> 0:26:19.160 and eat Sizzla there. 0:26:19.520 --> 0:26:21.040 I'd love that. Puerto Rico. 0:26:21.560 --> 0:26:24.320 Imagine that, just a trip. It's like Harold and Kumar 0:26:24.320 --> 0:26:26.040 a trying to find white Castle. You guys are trying 0:26:26.080 --> 0:26:26.800 to find a sizz. 0:26:29.280 --> 0:26:31.159 I'm all for it. I'm up for it. I like it. 0:26:31.280 --> 0:26:32.800 How long would you spend in there if you travel, 0:26:33.000 --> 0:26:35.080 like say, you travel all the way to Japan just 0:26:35.119 --> 0:26:37.879 to go to a Sizzler. How long is an appropriate 0:26:37.920 --> 0:26:38.840 time to spend in that? 0:26:39.440 --> 0:26:40.880 We spent a couple of hours. 0:26:41.320 --> 0:26:43.080 You have to drink. 0:26:44.240 --> 0:26:47.520 You can get their liquor license, Yeah they do, they. 0:26:47.359 --> 0:26:50.280 Do, maybe maybe about four hours, and then then. 0:26:51.480 --> 0:26:55.600 Take your friends there. You found out your family anywhere. 0:26:56.040 --> 0:26:58.600 I don't care about my week, Yeah, of course we do. 0:27:00.119 --> 0:27:04.399 My power saw my chainsaw not working and I've just 0:27:04.400 --> 0:27:07.600 picked it up from the goddamn repairer and I paid 0:27:07.680 --> 0:27:08.880 hundreds to have it repaired. 0:27:08.960 --> 0:27:09.440 Is that it? 0:27:09.480 --> 0:27:12.000 Fuck that guy? 0:27:12.400 --> 0:27:14.200 I need to just gone by a new one because 0:27:14.240 --> 0:27:17.160 it's crossing hundreds every time and sleeking oil. 0:27:17.640 --> 0:27:19.840 So is there a story that a company's when you. 0:27:19.800 --> 0:27:22.119 I need to do some chainsaw on baby, can I 0:27:22.160 --> 0:27:22.760 ask you? 0:27:22.840 --> 0:27:24.679 So when when we sit down and we say, hey, 0:27:24.720 --> 0:27:28.000 everyone brings something from their week, right, when see how 0:27:28.119 --> 0:27:31.280 we kind of come with story, something to like bring 0:27:31.359 --> 0:27:33.240 a bit of substance to it. All you wrote down 0:27:33.400 --> 0:27:36.600 was my saw broke? Like was there nothing around that? 0:27:37.119 --> 0:27:39.040 Not that it broke, it's that I took it to 0:27:39.200 --> 0:27:41.560 be repaired, and he obviously did not repair. 0:27:41.640 --> 0:27:44.440 How died that next? Levelly nutrition like a little extension 0:27:44.440 --> 0:27:44.639 of it? 0:27:44.920 --> 0:27:46.800 What did I tell you that when I used it last? 0:27:46.880 --> 0:27:49.120 And then I rang the council to come and d 0:27:49.720 --> 0:27:53.359 because I it's an oleander tree out the front. 0:27:53.480 --> 0:27:53.840 You saw it? 0:27:53.920 --> 0:27:54.879 An leander tree? 0:27:55.040 --> 0:27:57.800 Yeah, because they're poisonous. They're a wheat yea, and actually 0:27:57.880 --> 0:27:59.600 the sap from them can blind people. 0:28:00.040 --> 0:28:01.600 Well that's dangerous exactly. 0:28:01.920 --> 0:28:04.959 So I got rid of it. Was bad anyway, and 0:28:05.000 --> 0:28:06.919 so then I rang them. Well I tried to actually 0:28:06.960 --> 0:28:09.399 just have it the brute thing taken out the stump, 0:28:10.200 --> 0:28:12.679 and the guy said, oh no, it's on council. You 0:28:12.680 --> 0:28:13.320 have to call counsel. 0:28:13.480 --> 0:28:13.640 Yeah. 0:28:13.680 --> 0:28:15.439 Yeah, And then they tried to turn it on me, 0:28:16.320 --> 0:28:18.919 miss you shouldn't have touched that, and I said, well, 0:28:18.960 --> 0:28:21.399 you haven't done anything. I said, it's a noxious weed. 0:28:21.680 --> 0:28:25.399 It's poisonous and it's dangerous. Oh okay, or I said, 0:28:25.560 --> 0:28:27.360 let me talk to a supervisor. Then he came back 0:28:27.359 --> 0:28:31.200 when okay, Like they said, oh, well, we won't find 0:28:31.240 --> 0:28:34.800 you for heavily vandalizing a treat. That's how they termed. 0:28:34.600 --> 0:28:37.439 It, well, vandalizing a poisonous tree. 0:28:37.760 --> 0:28:39.160 Local politics is the pits are. 0:28:40.040 --> 0:28:42.560 And then guess what, they haven't come and taken it 0:28:42.600 --> 0:28:44.560 at all, And now it's growing back. 0:28:45.720 --> 0:28:48.440 That's good. See when I say from your week, that's 0:28:48.440 --> 0:28:51.120 a purpose. That should have been the segue into your 0:28:51.120 --> 0:28:53.520 pals for breaking. That would have been a really good 0:28:53.600 --> 0:28:56.320 substance of story. Maybe we'll edit around this whole potty 0:28:56.520 --> 0:28:58.080 so it sits before it. 0:28:58.000 --> 0:29:03.400 That would be nice, by the way, Hughsey Marcus Foundation, Yes, meaning. 0:29:03.240 --> 0:29:04.720 For brand cats. 0:29:04.800 --> 0:29:08.040 Yep, that's right. So get out there and get. 0:29:07.920 --> 0:29:09.640 It time as it gets cold. 0:29:09.760 --> 0:29:13.080 Yeah, that's probably that's probably a part of it. Also, 0:29:13.120 --> 0:29:14.320 we're about five weeks out. 0:29:14.200 --> 0:29:17.080 From bene for brain cawns around the NRL, So get 0:29:17.120 --> 0:29:19.040 around it, good hues. 0:29:19.120 --> 0:29:21.640 You can get them from the mark Us Foundation website. 0:29:21.680 --> 0:29:24.440 You can get them from low And. 0:29:24.400 --> 0:29:26.480 We're even going to try to get Hughsey on the 0:29:26.600 --> 0:29:28.680 potty on the back, trying. 0:29:28.480 --> 0:29:31.440 To get on Actually, Hu's you got the nickname Boozy. 0:29:32.000 --> 0:29:35.560 After the ninety seven Grand Final, the two blokes, the 0:29:35.560 --> 0:29:37.760 blokes who were last standing five days after. 0:29:37.560 --> 0:29:40.800 The game was Hughsy and Chief Paul Harrigan. 0:29:41.160 --> 0:29:42.720 And he's so slight in front. 0:29:42.480 --> 0:29:43.960 Of it is and that those two. 0:29:44.120 --> 0:29:45.880 It was two o'clock in the morning at one of 0:29:45.920 --> 0:29:48.000 the one of the twenty four hour pubs around they're 0:29:48.000 --> 0:29:50.040 one of the real rough joints. Anyway, Chief sitting on 0:29:50.080 --> 0:29:53.000 a chair and literally passed out and fell asleep. 0:29:53.080 --> 0:29:54.480 But the chair was leaning. 0:29:54.200 --> 0:29:56.560 Against the toilet door, so no one can get to 0:29:56.600 --> 0:29:59.600 the toilet. So the security guy come up, so we 0:29:59.640 --> 0:30:00.000 can't move. 0:30:00.200 --> 0:30:00.680 It's up to you. 0:30:00.800 --> 0:30:05.080 So Hughsey actually put Chief onto his back and just 0:30:05.120 --> 0:30:07.840 marched him out of them standing over a ship. 0:30:07.880 --> 0:30:11.640 How old was he again, Hugh's twenty one older than 0:30:12.840 --> 0:30:15.120 young twenty year, wouldn't it yep? 0:30:15.160 --> 0:30:15.440 It was. 0:30:15.480 --> 0:30:17.680 He came into halfway through the year years old when 0:30:17.760 --> 0:30:20.360 we first seen him and he came into the squad 0:30:20.360 --> 0:30:23.040 and I said, this bloke, like, honestly, it's hips like 0:30:23.080 --> 0:30:24.040 a brown snake. 0:30:24.120 --> 0:30:25.160 He was so slow. 0:30:25.320 --> 0:30:27.280 Because Dad, at this stage you were, you and Joey 0:30:27.320 --> 0:30:29.800 were quite established in the team. Did you look down 0:30:29.840 --> 0:30:33.600 on younger players? Yes, we did, especially Hughsey. Would you 0:30:33.680 --> 0:30:35.880 like treat them poorly and make them sort of get 0:30:35.920 --> 0:30:37.360 you guys food and coffees and ship? 0:30:37.520 --> 0:30:40.640 Absolutely, yeah, lots of things like that, lots of Yeah. 0:30:40.720 --> 0:30:42.320 But I mean look at him now, he's doing excellent 0:30:42.320 --> 0:30:43.960 stuff like air locker and whatnot. 0:30:44.120 --> 0:30:49.040 He's doing Okay, Okay, still look down on him, low bastard, 0:30:49.800 --> 0:30:50.360 Still looked. 0:30:50.240 --> 0:30:50.680 Down on him. 0:30:50.760 --> 0:30:53.920 Good thing that's been going on in the week, Matt. 0:30:54.040 --> 0:30:57.760 And he's sleeping, he's he was actually barking in his 0:30:57.840 --> 0:31:01.440 sleep other night. Interesting, well, was barking last night. He 0:31:01.520 --> 0:31:02.040 was laughing. 0:31:02.920 --> 0:31:06.480 Yeah, just cheery, you know, just just love life. I'll 0:31:06.520 --> 0:31:08.880 be watching shows and just there's a lot of really 0:31:08.880 --> 0:31:15.840 funny shows on at the moment, and yeah, sweet, a. 0:31:15.800 --> 0:31:17.200 Little sparking all about. 0:31:17.320 --> 0:31:19.880 I don't know you're the one doing it. You must 0:31:19.880 --> 0:31:20.479 have been dreaming. 0:31:20.800 --> 0:31:23.720 Yeah, weird Jack's got his segment about that. There is 0:31:23.760 --> 0:31:25.360 one more thing from my week that I want to 0:31:25.360 --> 0:31:28.680 bring up right now. This is a story from Harry 0:31:28.720 --> 0:31:31.800 Grant that he's given me. He said, I can't remember 0:31:31.800 --> 0:31:33.040 if he said I was allowed to tell them on 0:31:33.080 --> 0:31:33.560 the potty, but. 0:31:33.560 --> 0:31:36.240 I will more masturbating stories. 0:31:36.360 --> 0:31:38.760 Now. We have a lot of listeners up in their neghliards, 0:31:38.840 --> 0:31:42.280 rock Hampton and your I'm sure that they will be 0:31:42.440 --> 0:31:46.160 well across it there. Harry's got a dead ship brother, 0:31:46.200 --> 0:31:50.360 Billy John Grant like your places. You don't even know. Believe, Billy, 0:31:50.520 --> 0:31:52.840 I've met him, Billy John Grant. Now it's Jake's not 0:31:52.880 --> 0:31:57.480 dead ship. Bj loves it, Billy John Graham. Yeah, believe 0:31:57.600 --> 0:31:59.239 we get it true. We get your dirty mind out 0:31:59.280 --> 0:31:59.720 of the gun in. 0:32:00.040 --> 0:32:00.800 It's all right, Trician. 0:32:01.440 --> 0:32:03.360 It's called a family podcast. We don't want to bring 0:32:03.400 --> 0:32:04.320 it into disrepute. 0:32:04.360 --> 0:32:08.840 Although would you spend the first tnutes talking about urine? 0:32:07.640 --> 0:32:14.280 Everybody knows remember that anyway, okay, Billy Young Grant. Now 0:32:14.360 --> 0:32:16.240 there was a remember a few weeks back, there was 0:32:16.240 --> 0:32:19.800 a local electorate across Australia. People voting for their local government, 0:32:19.800 --> 0:32:22.880 people were voting for federal government. There was lots of 0:32:22.960 --> 0:32:25.400 voting for government going on anyway up in your poun 0:32:25.480 --> 0:32:29.959 they were voting for their local electorate. And Billy John's 0:32:29.960 --> 0:32:33.440 friends thought it would be hilarious to do up a 0:32:33.440 --> 0:32:37.480 fake campaign coaster of Billy and they hung it at 0:32:37.520 --> 0:32:40.960 like every single side along the highway leading into around 0:32:41.000 --> 0:32:44.200 Yapooon and Rocky So. But the picture they had it 0:32:44.240 --> 0:32:46.160 was him like on the back end of a night, 0:32:46.440 --> 0:32:48.680 just like on a couch, and it was a full 0:32:48.720 --> 0:32:52.160 line shirtless and they had texture all over his face. 0:32:52.360 --> 0:32:55.640 They had like a text a fake sharpie mustache. It 0:32:55.720 --> 0:32:59.320 had like a fake mustache and that anyway, apparently now 0:32:59.400 --> 0:33:01.800 when all the vote twenty in now, I don't know 0:33:01.840 --> 0:33:04.680 whether people have done this seriously, just seen the posters 0:33:04.880 --> 0:33:06.720 and then like when they've got the ballot they just 0:33:06.760 --> 0:33:08.240 went screw it or it was like a lot of 0:33:08.280 --> 0:33:12.680 the boys, but people had created an extra box underneath 0:33:12.880 --> 0:33:16.800 on the ballot and voted for Billy John. They reckon, 0:33:17.200 --> 0:33:20.200 They reckonally got like eleven hundred and twelve hundred votes. 0:33:20.920 --> 0:33:21.680 That's the best. 0:33:23.720 --> 0:33:27.080 They wouldn't count because you wouldn't be registered. Yeah, yes, 0:33:27.720 --> 0:33:32.520 wondering whether you really do get to listen to your voices, don't. 0:33:32.640 --> 0:33:34.959 I don't think they just randomly will vote Billy Grant 0:33:34.960 --> 0:33:37.880 in the Have you met Billy John? Oh? 0:33:37.960 --> 0:33:40.920 Yeah, yeah, what do you think his policies would sort of. 0:33:40.840 --> 0:33:44.480 Be probably lower lower the cost of schooners and pines. 0:33:45.160 --> 0:33:47.120 There'd be a heavy tariff on schooners and. 0:33:47.040 --> 0:33:48.680 Pints, legalizing marijuana. 0:33:48.840 --> 0:33:50.920 So yeah, well, I don't know if he's into that 0:33:50.960 --> 0:33:54.320 sort of stuff. Up the North, they're mainly just alcohol drinkers. 0:33:54.320 --> 0:33:58.040 But shout out to Billy John, Bill John. Yeah, if 0:33:58.040 --> 0:34:01.760 you're listening again, don't say that he doesn't like it 0:34:01.800 --> 0:34:02.440 when you say it. 0:34:02.520 --> 0:34:03.560 Yeah you really? 0:34:03.720 --> 0:34:06.160 Okay, probably got more and I'm going to put a 0:34:06.160 --> 0:34:07.360 one hundred percent tariff on you. 0:34:08.040 --> 0:34:09.600 Jack, just on a tarify outside. 0:34:09.880 --> 0:34:11.560 You know the chewing game when you're chewing class and 0:34:11.560 --> 0:34:13.120 you go, well, if you're not going to give everyone 0:34:13.120 --> 0:34:14.319 else one, don't do it? 0:34:14.760 --> 0:34:18.799 Well BJ if. 0:34:19.160 --> 0:34:24.279 What? Oh it's just yeah, can make the Okay, Okay. 0:34:25.080 --> 0:34:27.640 Now we go to Jack first. Jack's ready for his segment. Yeah, 0:34:27.680 --> 0:34:29.920 so we've done the segment of the last few weeks. 0:34:30.880 --> 0:34:36.200 Two truth one lie. I've gone with American celebrities today. Okay, 0:34:36.320 --> 0:34:37.160 so here we go. 0:34:38.680 --> 0:34:38.960 Real. 0:34:39.080 --> 0:34:41.759 Oh no, it's not real, Shi La Buff? 0:34:41.920 --> 0:34:43.799 Some is it? Is it not? I don't know yet. 0:34:43.800 --> 0:34:44.520 I didn't spoil it. 0:34:44.600 --> 0:34:48.200 Shila Buff Summon's chaos at a Broadway In twenty fourteen, 0:34:48.680 --> 0:34:51.839 Chila Buff showed up at a cabaret in a Fedora chain, 0:34:51.880 --> 0:34:56.560 smoking inside, screaming this is art. He slapped the stranger's 0:34:56.640 --> 0:34:59.359 rear mid song and threw popcorn over the theater. 0:34:59.600 --> 0:35:01.879 I forget. He dragged out. He head botted a trash can. 0:35:01.920 --> 0:35:06.200 After being escorted out, the Buff was arrested and charged 0:35:06.280 --> 0:35:08.480 with disorderly contact and a criminal trespas. 0:35:08.520 --> 0:35:11.280 That sounds exactly his style. 0:35:11.400 --> 0:35:13.560 It sounds a bit out there. It also sounds real 0:35:13.600 --> 0:35:16.080 because Jack, you can tell. Jack's puts like real to 0:35:16.120 --> 0:35:16.920 remind himself. 0:35:17.160 --> 0:35:19.120 Yeah, yeah, real one. 0:35:19.200 --> 0:35:22.400 Yeah remember that. Remember there's that video of him standing 0:35:22.440 --> 0:35:24.160 in front of a green screen when he was like 0:35:24.200 --> 0:35:25.839 going through his real looney face, and he was like 0:35:25.960 --> 0:35:27.640 he was going through a motivational face, but he was 0:35:27.640 --> 0:35:30.239 trying to motivate the world, and he was like do it, 0:35:30.880 --> 0:35:33.680 just do it. Do you remember that? Yeah? And he's like, 0:35:34.200 --> 0:35:37.520 grab your dreams, grab your dreams. Don't let anybody tell 0:35:37.560 --> 0:35:39.200 you don't want to do it because of him or 0:35:39.200 --> 0:35:41.239 her or anybody. Just do it. 0:35:41.360 --> 0:35:43.640 He's done some strange things over he using that Sea 0:35:43.760 --> 0:35:46.440 video where he danced with Sea, or the little Girl 0:35:46.480 --> 0:35:48.120 and see a video when she had that big song 0:35:48.480 --> 0:35:49.120 the Chandelier. 0:35:49.280 --> 0:35:52.040 Oh really, yeah, he's in that. He's like in that. 0:35:52.080 --> 0:35:55.800 And then seeing twenty twenty when everyone all the celebrities 0:35:55.800 --> 0:35:57.560 are doing zoom calls. Remember that was going on. 0:35:57.600 --> 0:35:59.719 They were always zooming each other about He got in 0:35:59.760 --> 0:36:02.360 a zoom and everyone's being serious and he was in 0:36:02.440 --> 0:36:05.080 his cart just like the camera's on him from side 0:36:05.080 --> 0:36:06.880 on and he just kept popping in and out of 0:36:06.880 --> 0:36:08.640 his car and he just smoked the joint and it 0:36:08.719 --> 0:36:13.760 was it was gnarly. The next one he's got Ezra Miller. 0:36:13.960 --> 0:36:16.359 He's an actor guy for Matthew and Triush. I don't 0:36:16.360 --> 0:36:18.360 know if you guys know it. Steals a mic at 0:36:18.360 --> 0:36:21.800 a karaoke bar In twenty twenty two, Ezra Miller snatched 0:36:22.000 --> 0:36:25.640 the mic at a Hawaiian karaoke bar. Sounds like UKBA 0:36:25.719 --> 0:36:28.480 when you don't get your ORCS playlist, screamed something about 0:36:28.480 --> 0:36:32.279 time travel and then choked the guy playing darts. They 0:36:32.280 --> 0:36:35.320 were arrested wearing They were both arrested wearing flip flops, 0:36:35.320 --> 0:36:39.200 and he was arrested with the trench coat an unshakable confidence, 0:36:39.239 --> 0:36:42.719 the copper said. Witnesses said Ezra tried to pay his 0:36:42.840 --> 0:36:46.480 bail in corn chips out of his pocket and apparently, 0:36:46.560 --> 0:36:50.120 they say it began due to his agitation due to 0:36:50.400 --> 0:36:52.880 song selection at the karaoke bars. 0:36:53.320 --> 0:36:55.160 Sounds like a bad trick, trill. 0:36:56.480 --> 0:36:59.000 Also, did you see that the guy this guy over 0:36:59.040 --> 0:37:02.080 in Perth at a local league soccer match put his 0:37:02.120 --> 0:37:03.680 hands around eleven year old's neck? 0:37:04.000 --> 0:37:04.400 Wow? 0:37:04.520 --> 0:37:08.759 During the week some kids, he's like some old guy, 0:37:08.880 --> 0:37:11.440 like a parent, like a parent. His parents can get 0:37:11.480 --> 0:37:12.160 angry at local lea. 0:37:13.000 --> 0:37:13.840 That's my pet. 0:37:13.719 --> 0:37:18.200 Hate hate parents or any anything. And under eighting is down, 0:37:18.680 --> 0:37:21.040 like you know, after that, I'll let you have your whatever. 0:37:21.080 --> 0:37:23.360 But kids forty years ago, you are alone. 0:37:23.440 --> 0:37:23.879 That's the thing. 0:37:24.080 --> 0:37:27.000 My parents honestly control yourself way till the kids get home, 0:37:27.120 --> 0:37:28.680 and then you can't remember. 0:37:28.920 --> 0:37:32.759 Was auntie and her brother used to be an ex 0:37:32.880 --> 0:37:35.840 football player of a team. She was an auntie, a 0:37:35.840 --> 0:37:39.400 player you used to coach against when the boys junior 0:37:39.560 --> 0:37:42.520 and she was an absolute pain in the art and 0:37:43.320 --> 0:37:45.439 crazy woman screaming and. 0:37:45.360 --> 0:37:46.560 She listens to the potty. 0:37:46.640 --> 0:37:47.960 So yeah, I don't think she would. 0:37:48.440 --> 0:37:49.319 She does. She loves it. 0:37:49.440 --> 0:37:50.239 You don't know who it is. 0:37:50.320 --> 0:37:53.640 Yeah, people need event and the last one here. Kid 0:37:53.719 --> 0:37:57.319 Rock rides flaming jet ski into Applebee's at at two 0:37:57.360 --> 0:38:00.520 am in Doturona Beach. Kid Rock allegedly launched jet ski 0:38:00.640 --> 0:38:04.120 on fire straight through a patio of an Applebee's. He 0:38:04.239 --> 0:38:07.720 demanded freedom fries and started freestyle wrapping at a family 0:38:08.840 --> 0:38:11.759 family tour. Police said he tried to bribe them with 0:38:11.840 --> 0:38:14.640 his with a signed bottle of barbecue saws, and he 0:38:14.760 --> 0:38:16.200 called it a political statement. 0:38:16.600 --> 0:38:17.840 That one's a false one. 0:38:17.960 --> 0:38:19.080 I reckon that's fake too. 0:38:19.560 --> 0:38:21.439 Yeah, not as executed as good today. 0:38:22.440 --> 0:38:26.680 Okay, it's okay. We got there. It's a long run 0:38:26.680 --> 0:38:28.560 after we got there. 0:38:28.560 --> 0:38:33.000 Just got some feedback now. I was sent a picture 0:38:33.080 --> 0:38:36.080 from Travis through instead the other day. It's the band 0:38:36.960 --> 0:38:38.800 Travis listener. 0:38:38.920 --> 0:38:39.880 What is it always rain on me? 0:38:40.040 --> 0:38:43.719 Pure old you? And he at an event you attended 0:38:43.760 --> 0:38:47.880 last weekend I think Queensland and then he commented that 0:38:47.960 --> 0:38:49.759 you had BeO Matt No, I know what? 0:38:50.120 --> 0:38:52.080 Oh yeah, I. 0:38:54.320 --> 0:38:56.000 Think I think he was making around. 0:38:55.719 --> 0:39:00.040 Because on the third on the Sunday Show before I 0:39:00.080 --> 0:39:03.280 post a question of fletching, Heidi, what's worse bad breath 0:39:03.560 --> 0:39:06.160 or b And I think he played on that because 0:39:06.239 --> 0:39:09.359 let me tear, I pile the diat on and I 0:39:09.360 --> 0:39:11.839 clean my teeth mouth washed those two things. 0:39:11.920 --> 0:39:14.400 Yeah, but it Shooter's nightclub color. It does get sweaty 0:39:14.440 --> 0:39:14.680 in there. 0:39:15.239 --> 0:39:19.040 True that it is, It is true, But no, I 0:39:19.560 --> 0:39:22.920 absolutely don't have if ever you someone comes up to 0:39:22.960 --> 0:39:25.239 me and I've got bad ber, honestly, just say it 0:39:25.280 --> 0:39:26.000 straight to my face. 0:39:26.160 --> 0:39:27.000 Oh yeah, you'll take it. 0:39:27.040 --> 0:39:28.560 Well, you're protesting too much. 0:39:32.239 --> 0:39:36.280 You got me guilty, guilty charge. 0:39:37.360 --> 0:39:41.279 Listener John said they used to do fundraising trips from 0:39:41.360 --> 0:39:44.600 Logan City Football Club to tweet back in the day. 0:39:45.280 --> 0:39:46.879 Did that is that it? 0:39:47.280 --> 0:39:49.600 Remember how we spoke heads to go to the pokes 0:39:50.920 --> 0:39:51.680 fundraising troops. 0:39:53.200 --> 0:39:55.760 Biter context. 0:39:58.360 --> 0:40:01.080 Your feedback, baby, I did get there was a bit 0:40:01.120 --> 0:40:03.760 of feedback on your You guys did the Origin preview 0:40:03.960 --> 0:40:07.000 earlier in the week before Origin the Origin match, a 0:40:07.080 --> 0:40:10.320 guy said, Wow, Cooper's so mumbly this episode. 0:40:10.400 --> 0:40:10.959 Not my words. 0:40:11.000 --> 0:40:14.080 Don't shoot the messenger here, he said, but he said 0:40:14.080 --> 0:40:17.400 that it sounded like he had Harry Grant's morton in 0:40:17.440 --> 0:40:24.040 his mouth. Wow, I thought, yeah, you people left. 0:40:23.800 --> 0:40:27.200 That out just because people say things, Well, we don't 0:40:27.239 --> 0:40:30.440 have to give them a time. I listened to that 0:40:30.640 --> 0:40:31.600 and he did not send that. 0:40:32.000 --> 0:40:33.080 He did he sounded mumbling. 0:40:35.239 --> 0:40:37.520 As I was sitting there, I was listening, Cooper sounds this, 0:40:37.600 --> 0:40:38.920 he's got Harry Grant's penis. 0:40:39.840 --> 0:40:40.160 Wow. 0:40:40.320 --> 0:40:42.120 Well for context, do you want to tell the people 0:40:42.120 --> 0:40:44.279 what you did after the Origin preview or do you 0:40:44.320 --> 0:40:45.080 want to leave that out? 0:40:45.440 --> 0:40:45.840 Oh? 0:40:46.080 --> 0:40:48.120 Do you remember what you remember the ten minutes after 0:40:48.160 --> 0:40:50.960 the Origin preview where you disappeared? To you. 0:40:53.280 --> 0:40:55.200 You want to I walked straight into the toil there 0:40:55.200 --> 0:40:58.360 and started vomiting. I was sitting there, we're doing it, 0:40:58.719 --> 0:40:59.560 fill this off gown. 0:41:00.000 --> 0:41:01.839 I kept trying to wrap it, keep trying to wrap 0:41:01.880 --> 0:41:04.520 the potty, like you know, and usually he's really passionate, 0:41:05.320 --> 0:41:07.520 but he was just like so out of it and 0:41:07.600 --> 0:41:10.279 like he was just going, yeah, anyway, Coops, like when 0:41:10.400 --> 0:41:12.040 we still had like a lot to get through, and 0:41:12.080 --> 0:41:13.800 I had to be like, oh yeah, anyway, on to 0:41:13.840 --> 0:41:14.400 the next topic. 0:41:14.560 --> 0:41:14.920 Good for you. 0:41:15.000 --> 0:41:16.680 And then he just got up and just went in 0:41:16.920 --> 0:41:20.200 and Jack, how loud was that? You are a horrendous fewer. 0:41:21.400 --> 0:41:24.120 You're so loud, it's almost like you're trying to get 0:41:24.160 --> 0:41:27.480 sympathy and ignore. 0:41:26.640 --> 0:41:27.440 Him, and I worry. 0:41:27.640 --> 0:41:29.520 I do worry, like I go, well, it's not like 0:41:29.560 --> 0:41:31.960 you're going to spew up anything but your lung to you. 0:41:32.000 --> 0:41:33.760 What I might be one coming after. 0:41:33.719 --> 0:41:37.200 Margetest small in testing large and small. 0:41:37.320 --> 0:41:40.120 Yeah, okay, all right, now. 0:41:40.040 --> 0:41:41.239 There is a quiz if you want it. 0:41:43.040 --> 0:41:44.000 I've got a news segment. 0:41:44.160 --> 0:41:44.640 O great. 0:41:44.840 --> 0:41:48.200 So this one's called the Earnest Years. I haven't got 0:41:48.239 --> 0:41:53.760 an intro for it yet. Whenever q Sting not the band, 0:41:54.080 --> 0:41:56.560 but I have got it's not a band, good thing, 0:41:56.560 --> 0:42:00.920 it's a singer was a band way to get technical 0:42:00.960 --> 0:42:04.839 free past. So I'm digging up old things whenever. Old 0:42:04.840 --> 0:42:07.359 things sort of come across my desk about whether it's 0:42:07.360 --> 0:42:11.440 about Matthew, Trish or Jack, something that's aged horribly, or 0:42:11.600 --> 0:42:15.040 just anything funny from back in the day. What we've 0:42:15.040 --> 0:42:18.680 done that is cringe. Now I've been reading Dad's book 0:42:19.000 --> 0:42:22.279 if you haven't read it from the sheds with Matthew. 0:42:22.000 --> 0:42:24.040 John's six copies. 0:42:24.120 --> 0:42:27.880 I haven't read any of your You When did you 0:42:27.960 --> 0:42:28.640 release this year? 0:42:28.840 --> 0:42:31.920 I reckon that would have been about twenty twenty six. 0:42:32.120 --> 0:42:33.239 Well, two thousand and six. 0:42:34.640 --> 0:42:37.120 Six you go to I'm not. 0:42:37.120 --> 0:42:38.880 Very good with you named Amma. 0:42:39.120 --> 0:42:40.399 Not really good at a lot of ship. 0:42:40.640 --> 0:42:42.799 Yeah, let that change for all that good? 0:42:42.960 --> 0:42:46.359 Yeah, that change. The story was good. What I will 0:42:46.440 --> 0:42:50.080 say is get down your local bookstore and watch it 0:42:50.920 --> 0:42:52.000 or read it if you want. 0:42:52.400 --> 0:42:53.160 Tell you it won't be there. 0:42:53.840 --> 0:42:57.040 Give Jack for his secret. This is going pretty good. 0:42:57.760 --> 0:43:01.040 What a lead in There is just a chapter in 0:43:01.080 --> 0:43:03.920 it called Stars of the Future. Now at the time 0:43:03.960 --> 0:43:07.000 that you wrote this obviously two thousand and six or whatever. 0:43:08.040 --> 0:43:10.160 You do know where to find a publication date on 0:43:10.200 --> 0:43:11.640 a book, don't you. 0:43:11.640 --> 0:43:13.399 No, it doesn't matter. It's going to take too long. 0:43:14.120 --> 0:43:16.520 Stars of the Future, and these are people I want 0:43:16.560 --> 0:43:19.319 to see if they aged well, to see if you 0:43:19.400 --> 0:43:22.080 were able to select whether these people did end up 0:43:22.160 --> 0:43:24.520 to be three hundred games stars. 0:43:24.960 --> 0:43:26.160 This was two thousand and five. 0:43:26.239 --> 0:43:28.279 Actually, it's a big call to be doing that sort 0:43:28.320 --> 0:43:30.759 of actually in a book, like you know what I 0:43:30.760 --> 0:43:32.400 think it wasn't This must have been in the end 0:43:32.400 --> 0:43:34.520 of two thousand and seven, because you referenced two thousand 0:43:34.520 --> 0:43:37.160 and seven here. Okay, okay, first one is a fellow 0:43:37.280 --> 0:43:40.280 I've never heard of Jared Sammitt. 0:43:40.360 --> 0:43:43.320 Yeah, a good, good young player coming through at Penrith, 0:43:43.760 --> 0:43:45.279 lost his way a little bit, ended up having a 0:43:45.280 --> 0:43:48.560 good career in England. Okay, so that would we probably 0:43:48.600 --> 0:43:50.120 did it for Philly's potential out here. 0:43:50.200 --> 0:43:51.280 He'd admit that himself. 0:43:51.560 --> 0:43:54.439 Right, This isn't bagging him. We just want to say 0:43:54.640 --> 0:43:56.279 you didn't end up a three hundred goome through start. 0:43:56.640 --> 0:43:59.680 Jared Haynes. Okay, obviously he did. That's a pretty good 0:43:59.680 --> 0:44:02.080 one that he played for the forty nine ers or 0:44:02.280 --> 0:44:05.080 not really, but he did. He did in the pre 0:44:05.239 --> 0:44:06.319 season he played. 0:44:06.400 --> 0:44:07.719 He played six games. 0:44:07.719 --> 0:44:10.640 Actually, no, no, Matthew, Matthew, let's let's admit the preseason 0:44:10.680 --> 0:44:11.759 doesn't count, does it. 0:44:11.680 --> 0:44:18.200 Buddy, Yeah, publication, I'm telling you now. Jared Hayne played 0:44:18.320 --> 0:44:21.080 I think about three or four games. He played against 0:44:21.080 --> 0:44:23.200 De Troit once he got a touchdown. He played the 0:44:23.239 --> 0:44:25.919 first game of the year, dropped that bob against Pittsburgh. 0:44:26.080 --> 0:44:28.200 But he never he never made the final roster. Remember 0:44:28.239 --> 0:44:29.080 that's why he came back. 0:44:29.160 --> 0:44:31.719 But he did come back, but it was after the 0:44:31.800 --> 0:44:33.360 season he made the roster. 0:44:33.600 --> 0:44:37.120 I'll google it after Yeah, I'll show because I'm sick wrong. 0:44:37.320 --> 0:44:38.920 Two thousand and eight it was publicated. 0:44:39.239 --> 0:44:42.360 Todd Carney, you got that. That's good. A couple of 0:44:42.360 --> 0:44:46.480 trouble souls, that's okay, and a few more. Greg English 0:44:46.520 --> 0:44:48.239 you got that definitely right, definitely got that. I mean 0:44:48.280 --> 0:44:49.799 he did come up just off the back of a 0:44:49.840 --> 0:44:53.080 premiership two thousand and seven, so not that Israel for Lao. 0:44:53.360 --> 0:44:54.560 Yes, you got that right. 0:44:54.800 --> 0:44:56.799 I mean did he end up not a superstar in 0:44:56.800 --> 0:45:00.000 our game though? Mitchell pears, Yes, he's he got that 0:45:00.080 --> 0:45:03.560 three hundred games, Wade Graham another three hundred gamer that 0:45:04.000 --> 0:45:09.400 Lachlan coot Yes played in a Grand Final with the Cowboys. 0:45:09.520 --> 0:45:12.840 Had an amazing career with Saint Helen's. 0:45:12.200 --> 0:45:14.799 Correct, Yeah right, you didn't. Now this is the one 0:45:14.840 --> 0:45:18.880 I wanted to talk to you about, okay. Adam cuthperson Now, 0:45:19.040 --> 0:45:22.120 Adam Cuthbertson played for the Knights, Jack Knights. Was he 0:45:22.400 --> 0:45:25.080 the Dragons? It was man Wayne. 0:45:24.920 --> 0:45:27.600 Predominantly, Yet he did, he was at the Dragons. 0:45:27.680 --> 0:45:30.719 Yes, now this you give him jeez, you give it. 0:45:30.960 --> 0:45:33.960 You give him an almighty rap. You have given him 0:45:33.960 --> 0:45:36.000 the biggest rap of all of them. Cuthberson is the 0:45:36.000 --> 0:45:38.879 most talented ball playing forward in the NRAL. Already He's 0:45:38.920 --> 0:45:42.120 headed for big things. He's already experienced a Grand final. 0:45:42.360 --> 0:45:47.359 Cuth Person's skills for a man this size are a revelation. 0:45:48.120 --> 0:45:51.120 Adding to this his clever footwork. The sky's the limit 0:45:51.160 --> 0:45:54.319 for this manly boy. Now, I'm not saying that Adam 0:45:54.400 --> 0:45:58.319 Cuthplerson didn't do excellent with his career. 0:45:58.239 --> 0:46:02.200 But superstar probably I've probably a little bit, probably a 0:46:02.200 --> 0:46:04.439 little too much hyperbolely there now. 0:46:04.880 --> 0:46:08.359 Jared Hanes, Yes, Jared Hanes made the San Francisco forty 0:46:08.440 --> 0:46:10.400 nine is his final fifty three man roster for the 0:46:10.440 --> 0:46:15.200 twenty fifteen NFL season. After an impressive preseason performance, he 0:46:15.280 --> 0:46:17.160 secured his spot on the team. 0:46:17.280 --> 0:46:17.879 Yep, and he. 0:46:17.840 --> 0:46:20.040 Played coop and then when he got sacked after a 0:46:20.080 --> 0:46:20.920 two games, I don't know. 0:46:21.120 --> 0:46:23.279 He played. He played the season. He played the season. 0:46:23.320 --> 0:46:24.560 He might have only played a few games, but he 0:46:24.600 --> 0:46:25.400 was there the season. 0:46:25.160 --> 0:46:27.319 Wasn't That's right, That's right. He went down the roster 0:46:27.400 --> 0:46:29.000 a little bit, but he made the two and he 0:46:29.040 --> 0:46:30.239 played their full games. 0:46:30.800 --> 0:46:31.960 Yeah, there you go. 0:46:32.560 --> 0:46:35.200 I'm not too proud like you. I'm not too proud 0:46:35.200 --> 0:46:35.920 to him when I'm wrong. 0:46:36.000 --> 0:46:39.520 Jesus too, what your bunkler and I think looking at 0:46:39.520 --> 0:46:41.400 your face. I think you are proud. 0:46:41.920 --> 0:46:43.880 I'm not too proud. I'm not too proud. Ain't too 0:46:43.880 --> 0:46:45.120 proud to be. 0:46:45.480 --> 0:46:48.839 I've got a story for you. There was a girl. 0:46:49.200 --> 0:46:51.799 She rang her mum and she said, mom, can you 0:46:51.840 --> 0:46:54.520 come and get me please? The kids are being nasty 0:46:54.560 --> 0:46:59.160 to me, and the man keeps smiling at me, and 0:46:59.160 --> 0:47:02.319 her mum says, no, you have to stay. They're your 0:47:02.400 --> 0:47:07.680 kids and he's your husband. I've been holding onto that 0:47:07.680 --> 0:47:10.359 for weeks. What did I do wrong? 0:47:11.120 --> 0:47:14.839 Week? It's a good player, apart from the having to 0:47:16.000 --> 0:47:18.480 flashback at your notes and read the joke again. Read it, 0:47:19.640 --> 0:47:21.239 We'll go to the we'll go to the video, to 0:47:21.239 --> 0:47:24.600 the video. But you started thinking and then you just 0:47:24.600 --> 0:47:26.680 look straight down your notes and read the whole last bit. 0:47:30.160 --> 0:47:31.040 Wasn't that good a joke? 0:47:31.840 --> 0:47:32.919 I think it was pretty good. 0:47:33.000 --> 0:47:33.440 I like it. 0:47:33.600 --> 0:47:34.120 I did laugh. 0:47:34.640 --> 0:47:36.120 It's been like it's a slow burn, and now I 0:47:36.160 --> 0:47:36.480 just got it. 0:47:37.640 --> 0:47:41.560 Thank you? What do you think? I think you're giving 0:47:41.560 --> 0:47:42.839 me a cold? Let me out of here? 0:47:43.440 --> 0:47:44.120 Anything else? 0:47:46.320 --> 0:47:47.319 Have a good week? Don't again? 0:47:47.560 --> 0:47:48.200 Should we be? 0:47:48.360 --> 0:47:49.720 These are available now for the marks? 0:47:49.760 --> 0:47:53.960 Should we should we do something? Because we are recording this? Okay, guys, 0:47:54.040 --> 0:47:54.520 have a good week. 0:47:57.239 --> 0:47:59.319 We just had to edit out something Daddy said that 0:47:59.480 --> 0:48:00.680 was really inappropriate.