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Speaker 3: One hundred, Well, good morning and welcome to.
Speaker 4: Your Friday, favorite day of the week. How good is
Speaker 4: a Friday?
Speaker 2: I love it? I love it. I love it, I
Speaker 2: love it.
Speaker 5: Welcome on the weekend, everybody, Well.
Speaker 2: It is, say ahead of work, but still come on Friday.
Speaker 3: When we treated Friday.
Speaker 2: Like a work I like to call it fifty Friday.
Speaker 2: There we go.
Speaker 4: If I went to UNI on a Friday, I was
Speaker 4: going straight to the Oxford Hotel and not making it.
Speaker 5: Do they do classes on a Friday?
Speaker 3: Or yeah, but you never scheduled them on a Friday Friday?
Speaker 3: Or what you could?
Speaker 6: You can pick your timetable.
Speaker 3: You're talking.
Speaker 2: Sometimes.
Speaker 4: But Friday was a big day for car toeing at
Speaker 4: my UNI because you get get on the wines, leave
Speaker 4: their cars. Been a clear away three o'clock car getar.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you're toey, you'd sit there going this is
Speaker 3: it Friday, guys.
Speaker 6: I'm in a relationship. Sorry, Yeah, with my pub, a
Speaker 6: new pub down the down the road.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm in love, I love, but there's another
Speaker 2: one near you to learning with you.
Speaker 3: He's had a blow up.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, this place last night was heaving.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, not not your main one one.
Speaker 6: Yeah, she's almost done. Yeah, she's having a face shift.
Speaker 4: She's got it. She had a facelift and had a
Speaker 4: blow up.
Speaker 6: She had her four boards replaced and a few.
Speaker 2: Trying to impress Clinton. I'm talking a treat on the original.
Speaker 6: The Rising Sun in Richmond.
Speaker 3: It was.
Speaker 2: Last night like I'm desperate to go.
Speaker 6: Unlike anything I've ever seen, beautiful, open fireplace. The food
Speaker 6: was magnificent.
Speaker 2: You invite us down?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I should?
Speaker 2: We love a Thursday we do?
Speaker 6: Yeah, our Thursdays tray of potato cakes is something just.
Speaker 3: They're really a thing now, aren't.
Speaker 2: They so casting them?
Speaker 3: First?
Speaker 5: I think I think the original Fish and Chip dropped in.
Speaker 2: The first vinegar ones.
Speaker 3: Oh question, Yeah, they do a roast on a Sunday.
Speaker 3: They do do a great Sunday race.
Speaker 6: Apparently it's iconic. That's what they say.
Speaker 5: Anyway, Well, of course they're going to say to go.
Speaker 6: With our friend Kate artists.
Speaker 2: Why the hell, wasn't I invited? Then I would to
Speaker 2: see a very busy You're very busy.
Speaker 3: What told me in bed last night?
Speaker 6: You know what time our booking was? What time eight pm?
Speaker 3: You would have had to wake up?
Speaker 6: I'm not going to come down in your gym jabs.
Speaker 2: Why don't you go at eight pm because.
Speaker 6: You're booking any other time? Bit bitty bitty, busy, busy
Speaker 6: bitty I am.
Speaker 2: So I got in the shower and then climbed into bed. Well,
Speaker 2: I put some magnesium on my feet.
Speaker 6: Guys, I can't go on the sole or on.
Speaker 2: The soles of your feet. Apparently sorbs into your body.
Speaker 6: You put those funny little pads on them that turn
Speaker 6: your feet black.
Speaker 4: No, I just put the magnesium spray and then I
Speaker 4: was like, oh, feet are a bit sticky, so I don't
Speaker 4: want to stand up, and then I fell asleep.
Speaker 3: Are you sitting in your recliner when you do that?
Speaker 2: Or is it a spray taking my benches out?
Speaker 4: As it's a magnesium oil spray, and I really think
Speaker 4: it's helping me.
Speaker 6: Have you seen the black pads that you put or not?
Speaker 6: The black pads are black when they come.
Speaker 3: Off in the morning.
Speaker 6: All the toxins, the toxins feet.
Speaker 5: I've been tempted to do the milky feet.
Speaker 6: That's disgusting.
Speaker 2: Your feet peel for days. You literally shed.
Speaker 3: It looks groom. There's a lot of sleep fads, isn't there.
Speaker 2: Looks grim Yeah, there are.
Speaker 3: I was refereeing. I'm not refer God, it looks.
Speaker 2: Like you stannded up like a basketball.
Speaker 3: Yeah, shift at foot locker. I was working Dag's working
Speaker 3: the school board last night at the bar referee what
Speaker 3: the iPad went down? It was a real commotion. And
Speaker 3: then I was telling Clint in the middle of it.
Speaker 4: All the Rangers win whatever they called now, the Burgers,
Speaker 4: the Burgers.
Speaker 5: The Burgers Burgers. Yeah, they had a win last night.
Speaker 2: The Burgers beat the Bullets. Have a song.
Speaker 3: Too well, Beef Pattis.
Speaker 4: Imagine if that's what they sung when they want happy
Speaker 4: to be iconic.
Speaker 3: Hey, let's get into it. We've got a fun show
Speaker 3: coming up today. Charlie commins in from the Ruse shocking
Speaker 3: game last night at Marvel Mike.
Speaker 5: The Justin Bieber, this is an over morning.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Bulldogs.
Speaker 2: I actually did watch some of it. I think that's
Speaker 2: why I fell asleep so early.
Speaker 3: Oh mate, I think WS fell asleep as well.
Speaker 6: I said, the doggies in smash them for two clubs
Speaker 6: very close together on the ladder. That's a big margin.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was huge.
Speaker 4: It wasn't the Giants. It's the greatest game.
Speaker 3: I think maybe during the Saints game the other week.
Speaker 3: There's now that little part of me when we're going
Speaker 3: into a fourth quarter, it can be done.
Speaker 1: You.
Speaker 6: No, he does does this silly thing when a team
Speaker 6: is like ten goals down because their odds obviously go up,
Speaker 6: and by the way gamble responsibly, he puts money on
Speaker 6: them thinking they're going to come back, and they never. Inevitably,
Speaker 6: they never come back except.
Speaker 3: The one game I.
Speaker 4: Didn't, Yes, serious one, that's classics.
Speaker 2: One day he didn't back the underbel Look what up?
Speaker 2: That sounds about.
Speaker 3: Right, you're going to the fourth quarter. I'm like, I
Speaker 3: think the Saints. Now I've given everyone a bit of
Speaker 3: false hope.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it's exciting though.
Speaker 4: Hey have you guys seen this new thing about Virgin
Speaker 4: letting pets on planes?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 6: So when does it start? Must be so soon.
Speaker 2: They've just approved it.
Speaker 4: But they're small dog they're going to have pet friendly
Speaker 4: seats though, So if you can choose to not be
Speaker 4: in a pet friendly.
Speaker 5: Seat, are people that are scared of dogs that I.
Speaker 2: Can't wait to take myself somewhere?
Speaker 6: That's so fine, But do you need to you know
Speaker 6: how you have to fit your bag in there?
Speaker 4: I think they've got to be in a carrier, and
Speaker 4: I think they've got to fit under the seat in front.
Speaker 6: The dog hang on the seat in front.
Speaker 2: I think so the dog just I don't think you
Speaker 2: don't take dogs?
Speaker 4: Yeah, look under seat carriers permitted in the cabins, so
Speaker 4: they're like have you seen those little dog carrier things?
Speaker 2: They're like not cages small dogs. Take small dogs or puppies.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't take a puppy. Puppypynoying as well? Yeah big dogs.
Speaker 2: I don't know how you do that.
Speaker 4: But in America you can literally take a great day
Speaker 4: and it can sit on a seat.
Speaker 3: That's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, but the sausage do. But so I
Speaker 2: did hear that they will be pet friendly seating areas
Speaker 2: not pet friendly seating areas?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Right?
Speaker 2: Because I want about.
Speaker 4: Thing is what if you have allergies? I guess you don't.
Speaker 4: Is aren't allowing it allowing it, jet Star unallowing it.
Speaker 3: Of course, conscious might be the fun polief fantastic. Get
Speaker 3: on your Connie.
Speaker 2: It's such a Quantus lover around.
Speaker 3: Once to go there, no fun, no pets, what else?
Speaker 6: Yeah, but you get some good snacks.
Speaker 4: Someth's going on with quantas all the data was leaked. Question,
Speaker 4: I think there's other leaks in the business.
Speaker 3: Will you be able to buy little bones and stuff
Speaker 3: like that online?
Speaker 2: In the in the in flight.
Speaker 3: Yeah program, okay, the pringles, two smackos, and about the
Speaker 3: incoke here's me you should be able.
Speaker 4: To Well, I guess well, they probably don't encourage you
Speaker 4: feeding the dogs on them.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I was about to say what happens when the dogs don't?
Speaker 4: Though I've been on planes with friends dogs and they don't.
Speaker 2: They just know not to. What about it, you know
Speaker 2: with your dog's toilet train?
Speaker 4: Right, Like my dog is trained to go outside on
Speaker 4: a patch to week, so he's not should have a.
Speaker 3: Little lawn area at the back bit of fake turf.
Speaker 3: Imagine right right where pems just having a lunch because
Speaker 3: she's just served everyone else's. She got straight curtain shut.
Speaker 3: She's in the jump seat, she's got in twenty minutes
Speaker 3: and there you are, yeah.
Speaker 2: With your sausage dog steam are.
Speaker 6: On the fake lawn, Pa Madonna. When they eat, you know,
Speaker 6: they get to eat the business class.
Speaker 2: Meals Pam and Donna. Yeah, but a lot of them
Speaker 2: bring their own.
Speaker 4: I have a friend who is a hosty, and I
Speaker 4: was sitting in my seat and I've not seen her
Speaker 4: in a long time.
Speaker 2: She goes, come and sit with me. So I sat
Speaker 2: up front in the not the cockpit, no, not the cockpit,
Speaker 2: in the jump seat. She went and got a little
Speaker 2: lunch out of the micro out of the oven, and.
Speaker 4: She had a different one to everyone. It was a
Speaker 4: really healthy meal. And I sat there were she had
Speaker 4: a lunch and had wine and we had a gossip.
Speaker 3: Did it throw you? Sitting in the little jump seat
Speaker 3: trying to find the recline button? Going, how do you
Speaker 3: put it to a life let?
Speaker 2: I was actually like my seat was more comfortable with it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it doesn't look great.
Speaker 2: One I'd be happy kidding kidding us, sat in the
Speaker 2: jump seat.
Speaker 6: Oh we got to see you safety demonstration.
Speaker 2: Do you know who I saw on the plane?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 2: And do you know who we're gossiping about?
Speaker 6: I guess nobody.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no, you know the hosty
Speaker 2: I'm talking about.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah, who's see on the plane?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, the hosty Clinton. Nos, A's quite gorgeous, beautiful.
Speaker 3: You're not one of these people like trying you know,
Speaker 3: I love the Pringles and then hand over your phone
Speaker 3: number with the.
Speaker 2: Hosties fall in love in the air.
Speaker 4: A lot people would have been posters that have married
Speaker 4: passengers at the.
Speaker 5: Really remember the host he told us the h B hob.
Speaker 4: Code hottest on board on board hob Yep, they definitely
Speaker 4: say that one of the three of us get on.
Speaker 2: The hobs are here. They're like they have the Hobbits hogs.
Speaker 2: We are theugs.
Speaker 6: That's that's why I feel like Quantis because I'm always
Speaker 6: the hob.
Speaker 3: Competition under fifty, big weekend of footy, Saturday night, pies
Speaker 3: and lines at.
Speaker 4: The g Yeah, it's going to be massive talks and
Speaker 4: crows tonight. Yes, doggies gw doggies g They ate him alive,
Speaker 4: didn't they?
Speaker 6: The giants Melbourne West Coast at Marvel.
Speaker 2: Oh, now that's a blockbuster. Does any one want to go?
Speaker 2: How many people will go to that?
Speaker 6: People are queuing already the mc C. That's Mark Marvel.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Melbourne fans.
Speaker 6: We're marvel Is fans.
Speaker 2: Don't go Mark and West case the rain rovers will
Speaker 2: get stolen.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what thirteen Mountain Baller thirteen twenty fourteen.
Speaker 3: If you would like tickets to the D's v. West Coast,
Speaker 3: We've got tickets. We've got tickets. I just want to
Speaker 3: see if anyone.
Speaker 2: How many tickets as many as you like, forty thousand.
Speaker 2: If fones haven't exactly lit up.
Speaker 3: You can remain completely anonymous. I wouldn't want my name
Speaker 3: or suburb.
Speaker 6: Seriously though, we do have free tickets to Melbourne.
Speaker 5: We do and if you are brave enough to give us.
Speaker 4: Twenty fourteen, it will call us. And maybe it's even
Speaker 4: have been to the football before and you'd like to
Speaker 4: go to some of course.
Speaker 3: Tee you what we are getting close to finals? Aren't
Speaker 3: we only a couple of weeks away? Well?
Speaker 2: The West into the words, there's four people that want
Speaker 2: to go, just hearing the.
Speaker 3: Music of cons and collectors Holly.
Speaker 2: Grailta twenty fourten. Or are you calling to say you
Speaker 2: actually in fact don't.
Speaker 3: Want to go?
Speaker 4: What would you rather do than go to Melbourne.
Speaker 5: We're going to come back and talk forty.
Speaker 3: On the other side of this, Veronica is untouched right
Speaker 3: across Melbourne. This is nover. You know what, that's what
Speaker 3: we need. That's what we need on Grand Final Day?
Speaker 3: What do you need? And collectors Holygral Live absolute because we're.
Speaker 2: Going to celebrate the Grand Final this year together.
Speaker 4: We're going to do a Ground Final breakfast to get
Speaker 4: we are indeed people cropped that last night.
Speaker 2: We're doing make you fun, bigger and better.
Speaker 3: Yep. More details on that. Closer to the GF One
Speaker 3: team that won't be there is West Coast.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten. If you'd like ticket Melbourne to the.
Speaker 4: Game of the round Demons versus West Coast battling at
Speaker 4: Marvel Stadium where all the fans Melbourne fans.
Speaker 2: Oh Rodney does he hung?
Speaker 4: Rodney's called for tickets and his Rodney Rodney call because
Speaker 4: he wanted tickets. It turns out Rodney shan't be going over.
Speaker 5: So Rodney's put us on hold to take another call.
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe Rodney is trying to get through on another
Speaker 3: line as well, because he knows the tickets are so
Speaker 3: hoticke tech. He's on his ticket, Yeah, ticket Master, Hey guys,
Speaker 3: try someone else.
Speaker 2: Lauren, you know Lauren in Normands. Good morning, good morning.
Speaker 4: Do you have any interest in going to.
Speaker 7: I've got interest in getting tickets to my husband and
Speaker 7: kids so I can do by myself.
Speaker 2: Mom is going to have a daily Who do your
Speaker 2: kids barrack for?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 7: They're all Melbourne men.
Speaker 2: Might get a win this weekend.
Speaker 3: You know, it would be funny if they weren't Melbourne
Speaker 3: or West Coast. It's like it's tough going to the game.
Speaker 6: Many how many kids I've got to do? They want
Speaker 6: to play in the game.
Speaker 3: As we're gonna We're gonna hook you up with tickets, all.
Speaker 2: Right, thanks to our friends of the al.
Speaker 3: That's all right, be there, be rewarded. Get your twenty
Speaker 3: twenty five Toyota AFL Premiership season tickets at tickets dot
Speaker 3: a fl.
Speaker 6: Me Let me chat to some of my brethren. Kira,
Speaker 6: good morning, Hello here going Hello? Is it you're someone
Speaker 6: else who's a Melbourne fan?
Speaker 3: My daughter?
Speaker 6: What's your daughter's name?
Speaker 2: Miller?
Speaker 6: Miller? Does Miller want to go to the footy? Take
Speaker 6: some friends?
Speaker 7: She'd love to I She'd say maybe she could take
Speaker 7: her siblings, but she could shoot a couple of friends.
Speaker 3: Maybe, Yeah, tickets to yours.
Speaker 4: You tell Miller and her don't take your siblings. You
Speaker 4: spend enough time with them, but hang out with your friends.
Speaker 3: What a way to get bullied at school?
Speaker 6: Alright, Tiger, do you know what? It's not going to
Speaker 6: be wrong that Colin would tumble down the ladder.
Speaker 3: Oh, that was a believable statement.
Speaker 4: Porky pigs in the house? Is it Porky Picky? Who's
Speaker 4: the one who shoots Porky Pick? Who's the farmer with
Speaker 4: the gunment.
Speaker 3: One?
Speaker 2: Who's that? What's his name? He talks like that?
Speaker 6: What's his name?
Speaker 3: Are we doing this? Didn't we chat with the voice
Speaker 3: of Hauky Pick? Because at the end of the interview.
Speaker 4: The Looney Tunes farmer, I believe it's Almoud.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, thank you, I love it. That's the one.
Speaker 3: We have more tickets to go Elena, good morning, good morning?
Speaker 3: You like the footy?
Speaker 7: No, but my partner goes to Richmond.
Speaker 9: So I'm hoping he just won't.
Speaker 3: Notice you want tickets.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I was just hoping he won't notice.
Speaker 7: They're all pretty much playing at the same level.
Speaker 9: Maybe he just cover different.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So, how many tickets do you want for him?
Speaker 9: Well, could have been me and him, or I want
Speaker 9: to fight kids, so we could bring.
Speaker 2: Everyone one of five kids.
Speaker 6: You can have as many tickets as you want.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, we'll put your go to our producers.
Speaker 4: However many we've got left, give them to Elena and
Speaker 4: Elena let us know if he notices that he is
Speaker 4: at the wrong game.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I will, I will, thank you.
Speaker 2: Have a great time.
Speaker 4: You know what the thing about the foot We used
Speaker 4: to do that is kids, we'd go and watch teams
Speaker 4: that we didn't we Yes, it's so fun.
Speaker 2: It's a great family goat.
Speaker 3: You know, if you go, they don't hand out blankets.
Speaker 3: It's Marvel, just so you know.
Speaker 2: But Marvel's under the roofs, I know, just.
Speaker 3: The Melbourne crowded, their little blankets and the cold.
Speaker 4: No, don't Marvel have that clever thing where you go
Speaker 4: into the shop and you just walk out and it
Speaker 4: just charges you.
Speaker 3: Can't. They're starting to roll that out at the g
Speaker 3: as well, are they.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's entertainment for you. It's forget about the footy
Speaker 6: to spend your whole time in the tuck shop.
Speaker 3: I think I've got the sausage roll for free.
Speaker 2: It's a bit like monopoly money, isn't it.
Speaker 3: It really is. It's just got twenty six five six
Speaker 3: more on the footy and more tickets to go?
Speaker 2: Do you reck? And Rodney that puts on hold? Still
Speaker 2: got us on hold?
Speaker 3: Probably where is he?
Speaker 2: Poor guy? He's a d S fan.
Speaker 3: He's still there.
Speaker 2: He is on the right.
Speaker 6: Rodney, good a Rodney.
Speaker 2: Still still.
Speaker 5: Good morning Melbourne.
Speaker 3: Just go on twenty eight to seven, big weekend of
Speaker 3: foot here, we've got the prize and lines at the
Speaker 3: g and then across the road.
Speaker 2: Netball final the Vixen's Questions.
Speaker 3: We're going to talk with one of the Vixens before
Speaker 3: seven this morning.
Speaker 6: Verse though, I got.
Speaker 2: Invited to sit court sign at the Vixen's.
Speaker 3: Game celebrity roll.
Speaker 2: Oh I can't go, Bugger, I'm a big screw is
Speaker 2: We love the Vixens.
Speaker 6: We've got Kia Austin coming.
Speaker 2: I could have got on the kiss cave.
Speaker 5: You would have been on the big screw.
Speaker 4: Wonder who I'd be seeing next, So I'd push Paul out.
Speaker 4: I go for a passion on the other side. Really rattlesome, No,
Speaker 4: what do you say? Not rattlesome for this.
Speaker 6: Ruffle, rufflesome.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's yeah.
Speaker 6: It's Kia Austin. She's a super shooter, super goal shooter.
Speaker 6: The other two point shots that's weird.
Speaker 2: Now, I'm an ex purist.
Speaker 4: When I played for the under thirteens Mighty Ducks, we
Speaker 4: didn't have the last five minutes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, marone and wife, I.
Speaker 6: Don't mind the old two shots. It just brings you
Speaker 6: back down, down by eleven goals the other day and
Speaker 6: end up winning because of the two point sho.
Speaker 2: Should we do it in the NFL?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: God, imagine Ay maguire blowing up if he suggested that.
Speaker 3: He's still getting over the drawer this year. We'll talk
Speaker 3: about the Vixen's a little bit more just before seven.
Speaker 3: First though, guys, there's been a drama on a plane.
Speaker 3: Guess what airline?
Speaker 11: Nothing beats it Jet to Holiday And right now you
Speaker 11: can see that's.
Speaker 3: Huge on the topet. Oh isn't it. My kids have
Speaker 3: been singing jet to Holiday.
Speaker 2: You can get fifty percent off for four people right now.
Speaker 6: On jet to that's a family for under two hundred pounds.
Speaker 5: Well, dramas aboard a jet toe plane?
Speaker 4: Oh how about story in the English?
Speaker 2: Nothing beats a jet to Holiday.
Speaker 3: Nothing beats her jet to Holiday.
Speaker 4: I think we should just get people to call up
Speaker 4: and see who does the best impersonation of.
Speaker 3: The jet to holiday. That's what you sounded love.
Speaker 4: Nothing beats to jet to holiday story holiday, just.
Speaker 2: The sting to the whole story in the Yeah.
Speaker 6: To the UK, take us to the UK.
Speaker 3: J Atto is circulating.
Speaker 2: You sound like Tony old old fuss.
Speaker 3: That is the nastiest thing you've ever said to me.
Speaker 3: Go on. They were escott off a plane because they
Speaker 3: got a little bit row day, because they popped their
Speaker 3: vodka that they got a duty free.
Speaker 2: Nothing beats a jet too hold doing that accent.
Speaker 3: They got on the bodies, They got on the bodies
Speaker 3: because it was right delay and then were kicked off.
Speaker 5: Emotion little commotion on board?
Speaker 2: Was there a little commotion?
Speaker 6: Can I just paint a picture? I've been on a
Speaker 6: Jet two plane. It's it's.
Speaker 2: Is a bit like what used to be that.
Speaker 3: There's a bit of rough and tumble on the old
Speaker 3: jet to For anybody living under an in.
Speaker 6: It feels like it feels like you're actually flying on
Speaker 6: a bus.
Speaker 3: Is it that bad? Yeah, it's it's it's nothing bakes it.
Speaker 2: Nothing but you know what holidays you can take a
Speaker 2: family for under.
Speaker 6: Two hundred pounds.
Speaker 5: Even the Victorian police posted a video is like.
Speaker 2: Four hundred bucks kind of expensive.
Speaker 3: Yesterday of a car they commentated, a car on the
Speaker 3: way the airport and the Victorian police posted the video
Speaker 3: with the Jet two holiday music to it?
Speaker 4: Does everyone know this ad? Do you think I hadn't
Speaker 4: seen it till yesterday?
Speaker 3: All over socials. I don't know how it starts.
Speaker 2: You know, you're never on the side.
Speaker 3: I got kids. Why is everyone running around the house
Speaker 3: singing there's nothing like a jet too holiday?
Speaker 2: Do they even know that song?
Speaker 6: That is iconic in the UK?
Speaker 2: And you're right, all right there, all right there?
Speaker 3: Hello, do you know what Trumpies government did yesterday? Have
Speaker 3: a look at this they posted. You know there's a
Speaker 3: lot of videos online of ice deporting people in the US.
Speaker 11: Nothing right now.
Speaker 3: They posted a video ortation deportation video.
Speaker 2: Not the actual White House.
Speaker 6: Two hundred family of four.
Speaker 2: No, that's not the actual White House account the post
Speaker 2: of that.
Speaker 3: That'd be the government.
Speaker 5: There you go, that's that's trumpy. Nothing to surprise you
Speaker 5: with him.
Speaker 3: Is there?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: But they're not. They can't be real people.
Speaker 3: They're support it being supported.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, they're covering the faces of the.
Speaker 5: Price agents and not. It's pretty fall on, isn't it.
Speaker 3: I thought that was a meme.
Speaker 2: That must be a meme.
Speaker 5: That's not a meme was put out by the White House.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's from the White House account.
Speaker 3: What a shocking person.
Speaker 2: Nothing beet we discover it more fun than that, okay.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty fourteen's we want to talk holiday disaster. What's
Speaker 3: the worst thing that's happened to you on a holiday?
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten is out number holiday Sabrina carpad
Speaker 3: Man Child join us on the air. Could walk away
Speaker 3: over the two undred dollars cheese cake shop? About ya?
Speaker 5: We are talking disaster holidays.
Speaker 11: Nothing beats it yet to you holiday?
Speaker 3: What's the worst that's happened to you? Thirteen twenty fourteen
Speaker 3: is our number on.
Speaker 2: Viral all over the socials.
Speaker 4: Holiday disasters brief from Broadford What happened to you?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 9: Good morning? This is actually something that happened to my
Speaker 9: younger sister a couple of quite a few years ago.
Speaker 9: We were on holiday in Bali, walking home from dinner
Speaker 9: one night and that she we walked past this little
Speaker 9: family that was just chilling on the side of there,
Speaker 9: and three of the kids just opened up and just
Speaker 9: stat on her like we weren't doing anything. We were
Speaker 9: just yeah, like walking home, and the parents were just
Speaker 9: kind of like, oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and the kids special point one up.
Speaker 11: Yeah, nothing yet to you holiday.
Speaker 3: Was it a Austra family or local family?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, local.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 4: When I went to Bali, I was that person that
Speaker 4: put my I want to put my key card bank
Speaker 4: card in the automatic telemssion machine, took the money.
Speaker 2: The guy started talking to me.
Speaker 4: Because the card comes out last, the cash comes out first,
Speaker 4: so they distract you. It's like a thing, right, and
Speaker 4: then do you take your cash because normally cash comes
Speaker 4: out last. You take your cash. This guy started talking
Speaker 4: to me, distracted me. I was like, it's weird. I
Speaker 4: walked off and then it goes do you want another transaction?
Speaker 4: He said, yes, clean my bank account out.
Speaker 2: That happened and there.
Speaker 4: All day, and then one hour later I went out
Speaker 4: to and do a bar and I got my passport stolen.
Speaker 3: That sucks.
Speaker 11: Nothing get to you holiday.
Speaker 4: One day they did some emergency passports.
Speaker 5: Did you go to the embassy?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, one of those things.
Speaker 4: Remember they ran they let you back into Australia because
Speaker 4: they're like they don't care when you're leaving the country.
Speaker 2: They're like see you, yeah, coming in.
Speaker 3: They ran a reality show on the Australian Embassy in
Speaker 3: Bali for a while.
Speaker 2: It's like banged up Abroad, Yes, pretty much.
Speaker 3: Kinds of people coming off their.
Speaker 4: Bikes and credit cards stole it.
Speaker 3: I fell for Pa behind the glass at the embassy.
Speaker 3: I was like, Oh, she's really dealing with the best.
Speaker 2: That same trip.
Speaker 4: Michael Whipfley from Nova Breakfast in Sydney was also in Balian.
Speaker 2: I like to call him and say, I have no
Speaker 2: money and.
Speaker 6: No way of getting hurt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you need to come and get us.
Speaker 5: Wasn't he Wasn't he in Rabican with.
Speaker 2: We also did that. We tried to visit Chapelle. Yeah
Speaker 2: could you really just in?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You had to fill out a form saying why you were.
Speaker 5: There, and then it's it up to her whether she would.
Speaker 4: So they said to bring gifts, So we bought gifts
Speaker 4: and we filled out the form and it said reason
Speaker 4: for visiting and we said austrain is offering assistance and
Speaker 4: then When we were there in the holding room, all
Speaker 4: the new prisoners came in for processing and I.
Speaker 3: Was like, oh, you got mixed in.
Speaker 2: We don't want to get caught up.
Speaker 6: In this.
Speaker 4: Holiday and we took off. They're all in like shackles
Speaker 4: and in the same.
Speaker 3: Imagine, you're just getting ushered in with the mum.
Speaker 4: I'm in Carabra car Did you drop the gift off?
Speaker 2: I think we left.
Speaker 6: I wonder if she got it.
Speaker 3: Was it pepsi or something?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no.
Speaker 4: There was a lady there with a slab of pepsi
Speaker 4: and I said, oh, who are you visiting? She said,
Speaker 4: or my husband got in trouble and he's in here
Speaker 4: and he likes Dik coke.
Speaker 2: So she had a slab of Dike.
Speaker 3: Cloke for.
Speaker 2: You can take. You can drop gifts like false.
Speaker 4: She had fresh fruit and vege and a slab of
Speaker 4: Dike coke. And I was like, oh, he'd be he'd
Speaker 4: be running like a convenience store. And there with that
Speaker 4: slab of d SX.
Speaker 3: And an old radio station. I worked out we were
Speaker 3: going to do Pimp Chappelle.
Speaker 6: Pimp Chappelle's tell I'm just going.
Speaker 3: To say some nice furniture and stuff.
Speaker 2: Like that, fantastic furniture.
Speaker 6: Just pop over to Freedom and.
Speaker 2: No, you'd get beautiful furniture and get.
Speaker 3: Some nice stuff there.
Speaker 2: I can't remember what we took. We took like nice things.
Speaker 2: I think we booked John.
Speaker 3: I'm thirteen. John. Hello John.
Speaker 4: You didn't end up in Carabracan on your holiday, did you?
Speaker 10: No.
Speaker 3: I was in the service paradise of my family and
Speaker 3: we get up in the morning, my dad and I
Speaker 3: and we'd have a coffee out of the balcony, and
Speaker 3: the opposing hotel.
Speaker 12: Across from us there was a guy that did the
Speaker 12: same thing. The only difference between him and I was
Speaker 12: we were dressed.
Speaker 3: He was naked.
Speaker 11: Nothing beats yet to you.
Speaker 5: Holiday a lot of John, Yeah, what do you here?
Speaker 3: Do you look?
Speaker 12: I mean he was letting the wind, you know, just
Speaker 12: take it. You know, it didn't matter what time of day.
Speaker 12: It was just letting the wind take it.
Speaker 3: Because it's notice you're staying in the Gold All those
Speaker 3: apartments look into each other.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you sit there at Apartment City, what do you do?
Speaker 2: You sit there at nice into people spend room.
Speaker 3: That's what.
Speaker 2: Dirty old creep perv.
Speaker 4: Then you sit on your balcony at night with your
Speaker 4: binoculars and you have a scotch and you watch what
Speaker 4: everyone's doing.
Speaker 3: Well, sometimes the airbnbs have telescopes.
Speaker 4: If I saw you on a balcony with a telescope
Speaker 4: and a Bundy and Coke in the other.
Speaker 2: Hand, straight to straight to prison.
Speaker 3: He got Chase and Lauren Clint is here as well.
Speaker 3: And what a weekend it is going to be in Richmond.
Speaker 6: It is going to be a huge weekend. And that's
Speaker 6: because our Melbourne Vixen's are vying for the sun Corpse
Speaker 6: Super Neple Premiership. Second year in a row, they've been
Speaker 6: in the Grand Final ark and they're going to win
Speaker 6: it this year. Me too, just got a feeling in
Speaker 6: the waters well.
Speaker 4: And I also think the crowds are going to be enormous,
Speaker 4: having they had to upgrade the stadium.
Speaker 3: Rod Laver Arena.
Speaker 6: Fourteen thousand fans will be there and one of the
Speaker 6: stars of the show is Cire Austin. She joins us.
Speaker 2: Now, Hello, good morning, good morning everyone. How the nerves well,
Speaker 2: I'm nervous now after hearing.
Speaker 13: Before, have you No, we usually have our home games
Speaker 13: at John Cain, but yeah, we get awesome crowds here
Speaker 13: in Melbourne, so to play it, Rod Labor, We're pretty excited.
Speaker 2: It's just so good.
Speaker 6: Let's just rewind a little bit because to get to
Speaker 6: the Grand Final you had to beat your arch rivals
Speaker 6: of Sydney Swift's and you did it from eleven goals down. Yeap.
Speaker 6: You know it was an amazing last quarter and you
Speaker 6: were responsible. Now, Kira Drain's super shot. So in the
Speaker 6: last five minutes of every quarter, two points are up
Speaker 6: for grab for every goal outside the outside the what
Speaker 6: do you.
Speaker 2: Have you describe it? It's like an arc that's like
Speaker 2: right on the edge of the circle.
Speaker 3: Sorry, on their ball. You should know the rules.
Speaker 6: We never had a you.
Speaker 2: Could get two points. Yeah, yeah, I think it's new.
Speaker 2: It's been in for a couple of years.
Speaker 6: It was a super shot zone.
Speaker 4: Have netbull purists cracked it about the change to the rules,
Speaker 4: you know, like in footy when they might change the rule,
Speaker 4: people lose their minds.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 13: I think it took a little while for the netball
Speaker 13: nfties to like really get around.
Speaker 2: I was probably one of them, but now I'm fully
Speaker 2: on board.
Speaker 6: So how many two points.
Speaker 4: Sorry, in the last five minutes of every quarter or
Speaker 4: just the last quarter every quarter.
Speaker 2: I like that, and he was draining them from everywhere.
Speaker 6: You were like, weren't you.
Speaker 2: Oh, I just happened to get the last three from three,
Speaker 2: so you've got six points.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know that's.
Speaker 3: Amazing when it comes to money in the sport and
Speaker 3: as athletes, you guys getting paid. I love like where
Speaker 3: it's gotten to, but I also sit there and go
Speaker 3: for these people that want to make it their career,
Speaker 3: you know, they still have to have something on the
Speaker 3: side because financially it's not there yet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's still growing.
Speaker 13: But you know, my husband's now playing Monday night social
Speaker 13: netball and I go watch.
Speaker 2: Him every Monday. Is it mixed? It's mixed.
Speaker 3: He loves that.
Speaker 4: So you're allowed to fill in on that team absolutely,
Speaker 4: not like you're not allowed to because your team like
Speaker 4: don't get injured, or you're not allowed to because.
Speaker 2: It's this is not fair, and no, I just wouldn't
Speaker 2: want to.
Speaker 13: I couldn't imagine playing on concrete.
Speaker 6: I do precious more men playing netball than rugby union.
Speaker 3: Really. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Participation participation numbers were released a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 6: and it's like fifteen thousand blokes are playing netball.
Speaker 2: Netbull is such a good social sport.
Speaker 4: Like I know, you obviously play at the top of
Speaker 4: your game, but like Clinton, I used to play in
Speaker 4: a mixed netball team on a Monday night and it
Speaker 4: was so much fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is.
Speaker 13: It's just getting bigger and bigger, and I'll probably end
Speaker 13: up playing social netball once I retire and I can
Speaker 13: just like, Oh.
Speaker 2: People will be filthy when you come onto.
Speaker 6: The court Saturday night, Rod Laverna, fourteen thousand fans will
Speaker 6: be there, hopefully the bulk of them will be decked
Speaker 6: out in your colors. What's your message to Vixen's fans
Speaker 6: because it's an exciting week.
Speaker 13: Oh, I just think we've already felt the support already
Speaker 13: and we're so excited to get out there for all
Speaker 13: of you, I guess supporting us in Melbourne, whether you
Speaker 13: can get there in person or watching on the TV.
Speaker 5: We hope.
Speaker 13: It's a really big game and there's a lot of
Speaker 13: passion and a lot of rivalry against the West Coast Fevers.
Speaker 3: It's going to be heaving in Richmond Saturday night.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, how good? How exciting.
Speaker 3: We got the pies at the g and then across
Speaker 3: the road a Rod Labor Yes, the exens gramd final
Speaker 3: good luck.
Speaker 2: Good luck. The whole of Melbourne is behind you.
Speaker 3: Have fun. Well, good morning everybody. Welcome to your weekend.
Speaker 3: Joel Cracy is going to be in the house after
Speaker 3: eight this morning. He's doing a couple of shows around Melbourne.
Speaker 3: I heard him on drive yesterday said he's doing a
Speaker 3: bit of crowd work.
Speaker 2: I heard that too.
Speaker 3: What do you mean by.
Speaker 2: Badly?
Speaker 3: Where we got in the audience? Llo, sir? Where are
Speaker 3: you from? You know that's sort of sort of vibe.
Speaker 4: Should we come up with a good joke to tell
Speaker 4: him so? If we're getting too I've got two good ones.
Speaker 5: He's the stand up comedian.
Speaker 2: I said one to you the other day.
Speaker 3: What was it again?
Speaker 14: He do?
Speaker 3: Do it? Now?
Speaker 5: What's what's you go?
Speaker 6: Straight out of the Jake book?
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 3: Oh jesu?
Speaker 2: What did what did fifty cent do when he was hungry?
Speaker 15: Today?
Speaker 2: Fifty eight? Wait?
Speaker 4: Well no, it's not fifty cent, It's just what did
Speaker 4: fifty do when he was Wait?
Speaker 2: Like what okay, wait, wait wait wait wait? What did
Speaker 2: fifty do when he was hungry?
Speaker 3: Eight?
Speaker 2: Fifty eight?
Speaker 5: Fifty eight?
Speaker 6: That was ship house It's quite a.
Speaker 2: Good joke if you get it right.
Speaker 3: Anyway, do you have another credit, Lauren? Hang on law?
Speaker 2: Another one? How does the butcher introduce his.
Speaker 5: Wife meet Patty?
Speaker 2: I told you that yesterday, didn't I?
Speaker 6: You should go on the s that's a good joke.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, wow.
Speaker 2: Well all right, why don't you to try and tell
Speaker 2: a joke?
Speaker 3: Well, no, I'm why don't you try because we're not
Speaker 3: standing with you.
Speaker 2: Don't criticize me because funny.
Speaker 3: Joel Cresy this morning getting notes from Lauren.
Speaker 2: He's just naturally funny.
Speaker 5: Charlie come in, is in from the ruse and we.
Speaker 2: Just laugh at Jason.
Speaker 3: Yes, we've got.
Speaker 2: To get people to call up and tell Joel a joke.
Speaker 3: Our final trip to the snow degrees? Yeah, no degrees
Speaker 3: in Melbourne. Now that's cold. Your chance to when you
Speaker 3: waited the snow? After this? Still talking?
Speaker 2: When's joy coming?
Speaker 6: Have you ever been to Norway?
Speaker 2: Never?
Speaker 3: The royal family they're very popular, very popular.
Speaker 4: There's a Norway Norwegian Royal here in Australia there is.
Speaker 4: Do you think we're gonna have another situation like Princess
Speaker 4: Mary when she met the Danish Royal and became the hope.
Speaker 6: So at what's that place called got Shipping that she's slipping, slipping, slipping,
Speaker 6: slip in so so she.
Speaker 2: Did not meet him at, Yes, the one near Darling Harbor.
Speaker 5: So he was in he DM slid into d M.
Speaker 6: Yes, that was during the Olympics.
Speaker 2: She was there five years ago as a.
Speaker 3: I didn't even know what she was doing.
Speaker 2: What's her friend's names?
Speaker 4: She was the.
Speaker 2: Amber, Petty, Amber, Herds, Johnny six girls.
Speaker 6: Well, now fast forward to today and Princess Ingrid Alexandra
Speaker 6: of Norway. She she is Norway's future queen and she
Speaker 6: is in Sydney right now. She's completing her undergraduate degree.
Speaker 6: It's only twenty one, she's twenty one student life.
Speaker 2: But I love this because if she she might fall
Speaker 2: in love.
Speaker 3: With someone here, she might maybe me on a weekend.
Speaker 4: Imagine if became a royal Remember in Norway, Well, she
Speaker 4: was spotted at a bottle shop.
Speaker 6: Imagine that. Imagine us having a royal wedding.
Speaker 2: Oh god, in Norway.
Speaker 3: I would wear my Logi suit to the wedding.
Speaker 2: You've already got your suit in your slippers.
Speaker 3: Would you guys come? Absolutely?
Speaker 2: Obviously we would be the bridesmaid's, bridesman and brides woman.
Speaker 3: Imagine you and I am seeing the reception.
Speaker 2: I would have to learn some Norwegian.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you would well get a translator.
Speaker 6: Anyway, she's got good taste. She was spotted strolling into
Speaker 6: the campus with a boxer booze Australian booze sixteen dollars.
Speaker 2: Prosecco Italian prosecco.
Speaker 3: How nice she spotted at the bottle o.
Speaker 6: I also love that, do you know what?
Speaker 3: I love this?
Speaker 2: She was off to make an apparol spirits for sure
Speaker 2: with that prosecco.
Speaker 6: The article here says that she was rocking a classic Ossie.
Speaker 6: You know, Ossie went to uniform, a minimalist navy cardigan,
Speaker 6: a low wasted white baggy jean.
Speaker 2: Oh is that a classic Aussie.
Speaker 3: News? To me?
Speaker 2: I thought it was a black puffec vest and black chain.
Speaker 5: Thirteen twenty fourten. Who have you seen in the world?
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't think many people would recognize the
Speaker 4: twenty one year old Norwegian princess in the wild.
Speaker 5: But whether it was a celebrity, whether it was just
Speaker 5: someone in your life, maybe a teacher.
Speaker 4: Remember when I saw Mark Holden touchdown on the plane
Speaker 4: and I said hello and wave to it like she
Speaker 4: was my friend.
Speaker 2: And it wasn't until he walked past it. I was like,
Speaker 2: oh no, that's Mark Holden. We don't know.
Speaker 3: I went into one of the other parents from school
Speaker 3: at the chemist, which is now, what were you getting done?
Speaker 3: I was picking up a script?
Speaker 6: But what was it treading?
Speaker 2: That's a very first that's the issue.
Speaker 3: You knows, Oh what are you in for?
Speaker 2: You know, like I just yeah, wouldn't wouldn't be anything
Speaker 2: too untoward.
Speaker 3: So dice you look at him.
Speaker 2: I mean, you've got to do the deed to get
Speaker 2: the next CD. So it's not that it's definitely not
Speaker 2: that he's in a dry patch.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty fourteen is our number? Who have you seen
Speaker 3: in the world?
Speaker 2: And where like the doctor's waiting room when you see
Speaker 2: someone showing there.
Speaker 6: And you're like shocking. Maybe it was the one the
Speaker 6: day when I had to get my colonoscopy and they
Speaker 6: read my name out at the top of the way.
Speaker 6: Where are you, Clint?
Speaker 3: Stand away?
Speaker 6: We're ready for your Everyone like meerkats were like, where,
Speaker 6: oh my god.
Speaker 5: Maybe you've seen Clinton Lauren in the world.
Speaker 6: What third are you place?
Speaker 2: Is it the mckinner or Messina thirty.
Speaker 3: There is again? Is it work here?
Speaker 2: Remember when I saw Mick Gaddle in a lift?
Speaker 3: Were you in the lift? Yeah? What did you strike up?
Speaker 3: A convoy said, Hi? Did you that's it?
Speaker 2: He was going to the penthouse.
Speaker 6: Mick Ghado Once upon a time he got in the
Speaker 6: background of My life cross I was crossing in the
Speaker 6: Today Show. He was on a pushbike in the city.
Speaker 6: Did you know he gave me a wave?
Speaker 2: It a pushpart?
Speaker 6: Yeah, loved it.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number. In return, we
Speaker 3: got two hundred dollars cheesecake vouchers up for grabs.
Speaker 5: Who have you seen in the wilds?
Speaker 2: And where were they? And what did you say?
Speaker 4: It is funny when you see like in particular, I like,
Speaker 4: I said, britty, and you don't recognize who they are,
Speaker 4: but you recognize that you recognize them, say hello, like
Speaker 4: it's an old friend.
Speaker 2: Ye, And then you go, what am I to Remember
Speaker 2: when I saw Oscar Pis.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's true.
Speaker 5: Hello, Ay burgled Oscar.
Speaker 4: Oscar piastre at the traffic lights, and I wound down
Speaker 4: the window and said hello, And then I wanted the
Speaker 4: ground to actually put me in a Sinkle.
Speaker 3: I'm a big fan of the chicken bites they do
Speaker 3: there too. They are They're very good. They're very good.
Speaker 6: I think they're better than.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 2: Oh they're healthy fried chicken. The ChFC way better.
Speaker 3: Still, losh it, get inside me.
Speaker 5: Sam Fender, good morning Melbourne.
Speaker 6: I love the Fender. Yeah, he's immensely popular.
Speaker 3: That's huge. That is a.
Speaker 2: Great But I don't know if I'm particularly familiar with
Speaker 2: Sam Fender's worker.
Speaker 3: Does some great business.
Speaker 6: Well, you weren't particularly interested in the rugby union the
Speaker 6: other day and you became a super fan, so there's
Speaker 6: still time you Really.
Speaker 4: It takes me a year to like someone, and it
Speaker 4: takes me about It just takes me one on one experience.
Speaker 2: So maybe I need to listen to some more Sam Finder.
Speaker 5: It's been about four years. When you reckon, you're warm
Speaker 5: to me.
Speaker 4: I just can't shake you. You're just like this shadow following.
Speaker 2: Me everywhere I go.
Speaker 3: No, I love thirty twenty four.
Speaker 2: And only between six and yeah, thank yeah.
Speaker 6: Oh absolutely goodness. It's Friday.
Speaker 3: He answers the phone every time, what's happened? I were talking?
Speaker 5: Who have you seen in the wild? Whether it was
Speaker 5: a celeb or just someone in your life give us
Speaker 5: a ring.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four ten Leona from Listerfield Morning.
Speaker 14: Yeah, morning, guys, love the show. Glad you came over
Speaker 14: from the dark side and over.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, No, it's more happy than that.
Speaker 14: It's awesome.
Speaker 5: Or as my kids say when they visit Nover, it's
Speaker 5: so clean here.
Speaker 2: Leona, where'd you say celeb?
Speaker 4: And who was it?
Speaker 14: Well, it was at the Royal Show. I took my
Speaker 14: daughter and a friend of hers when they were baking
Speaker 14: primary school, so probably about ten years ago a bit
Speaker 14: more and Wayne Kerry and I don't know whether I
Speaker 14: was being brave or stupid, but I said my daughter
Speaker 14: can you take a photo of And was he nice?
Speaker 3: He was?
Speaker 6: He was?
Speaker 2: He gets a bad rat old Wayne carry, So that's
Speaker 2: good to know that he was nice.
Speaker 5: A few people have been spotting him lately. Jimmy, good morning, Jim.
Speaker 3: Have you seen in the wild?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 7: I was at the car park in dan Murphy and
Speaker 7: I was sitting in the car waiting for my dad
Speaker 7: to come out in.
Speaker 8: High school and outwalk my religion teacher.
Speaker 2: They carrying how much I reckon?
Speaker 8: She was hosting a big.
Speaker 3: Party, but she was a religion teacher. That's funny.
Speaker 2: Maybe she was getting the red wine for Sunday.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, Blood of Christ was on special.
Speaker 2: Jennifer doesn't good morning.
Speaker 14: Good morning?
Speaker 3: How are we?
Speaker 2: We're well? How are you good?
Speaker 14: Thank you?
Speaker 6: Jenny from Worry like, who have you seen the world?
Speaker 14: I see John Wood from Blue Heeling?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, do you mean? Senior? Starts to Tom Croydon
Speaker 2: from out Thomas police station.
Speaker 16: That is the one on me?
Speaker 2: Where did you see him?
Speaker 3: Did you say hello?
Speaker 14: I said hello? I seem quite often, but I said
Speaker 14: hello once and I kind of didn't know what to
Speaker 14: say and I just said your voice sounds the same as.
Speaker 12: That.
Speaker 4: So we such and Tom Crouyn much on this police
Speaker 4: station at a winery one day, didn't we me? It
Speaker 4: was my birthday and we had a table of twenty.
Speaker 4: Was he he walked in on a table of two
Speaker 4: and we.
Speaker 3: Were very chatty.
Speaker 6: If because you go and say hello, as we tipped
Speaker 6: a few in, we go and say hello, what do
Speaker 6: you think?
Speaker 2: Tom Croyn from out Thomas PlayStation.
Speaker 3: We had photos, We've got videos.
Speaker 4: On a scale of one to ten, agent it was
Speaker 4: about a minus one thousand on the excitement.
Speaker 3: Ye hated you.
Speaker 2: He wasn't very friendly.
Speaker 3: To be honest, well, when you got you two hammered
Speaker 3: people go, he didn't like and he was he probably
Speaker 3: would have been. He's a lovely chat he's a lovely guy.
Speaker 3: But he did so.
Speaker 2: He just hated us.
Speaker 3: He didn't like.
Speaker 2: He doesn't hate everyone.
Speaker 6: I didn't like that.
Speaker 3: We we can you imagine Roydon, you know?
Speaker 2: And probably because we only called him Tom. No one
Speaker 2: called him John.
Speaker 4: What's his name, John how John Wood, John Woold. Isn't
Speaker 4: there an actor called John.
Speaker 3: He's the other one.
Speaker 2: Maybe we called him John Howard would annoyed.
Speaker 5: Him anyway, could have been all of the above, to
Speaker 5: be honest.
Speaker 2: Abby and Brighton, good morning, good morning. Have you seen
Speaker 2: a celeb in the wild? And where were they?
Speaker 7: I've seen jays at my work.
Speaker 6: Where you were?
Speaker 4: Like, give three guesses, mister, No the pantry, Brighton, good guess,
Speaker 4: but no.
Speaker 6: The cols he calls.
Speaker 10: Cals Bluff Roads, four places.
Speaker 6: I knew it.
Speaker 3: What was he buying?
Speaker 6: Abby? What was he buying?
Speaker 3: Black T shirts?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Probably was he nice? He's always very nice, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Always regularly.
Speaker 3: Been there a bit and they're a bit.
Speaker 5: There doing he guys doing a spending save or anything
Speaker 5: at the moment.
Speaker 7: Oh, we'll keep a check on your keep an eye
Speaker 7: on your emails, something.
Speaker 2: Like have you got any points? How many points?
Speaker 5: Is He normally leave the points to my wife to use.
Speaker 2: Actually, thank you, because she's not allowed her own money,
Speaker 2: you know, she can only use that.
Speaker 3: It is just got twenty eight seven Charlie comment for
Speaker 3: the rus going to be joinings than your chance to
Speaker 3: when you're added the snow coming up? You got Jason
Speaker 3: Lauren clint here and let's say hello to our next guest.
Speaker 6: We've been chomping at the bits for our next guest,
Speaker 6: a defender from North Melbourn.
Speaker 5: Content to the show.
Speaker 3: Charlie comment.
Speaker 5: Charlie comments in the house and the boy smells good.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, Charlie Combin's walked in and I said,
Speaker 4: you are so well dressed, and then I gave him
Speaker 4: a hug and I was like, you smell a mate.
Speaker 6: So what is it we got to say?
Speaker 2: Jason's got on the internet and he's trying to buy
Speaker 2: the fragrance.
Speaker 15: Yeah, I've been.
Speaker 17: I've actually been collecting fragrances for a few years, to
Speaker 17: the same extent as like Isaac Quaint or but do
Speaker 17: you have a little collection going. It's a part, it's altair.
Speaker 17: It's in an orange bottle. It's it's like orange kind
Speaker 17: of smell very nice next time.
Speaker 2: Sound like one you can get from my.
Speaker 15: No, No, it is quite expensive.
Speaker 5: Have you tried the one million?
Speaker 6: In high school? Isaac Quaner a bit of a connoisseur
Speaker 6: when it comes to I saw him at the supermarket
Speaker 6: the other day.
Speaker 15: He did he smell good?
Speaker 3: I didn't.
Speaker 6: I didn't notice anything.
Speaker 17: He's a TikTok fragrance sensations. Yeah, very man, a lot
Speaker 17: of content.
Speaker 4: We must get him absolutely, no idea who you're talking
Speaker 4: about to be perfectly teammates.
Speaker 6: Defenders, A dashing bachman, attractive man.
Speaker 2: We must get him in there model smell test.
Speaker 6: Now. I know you've got a highly successful podcast. How
Speaker 6: do they feel about you as you embark on your
Speaker 6: commercial radio career?
Speaker 17: Here with us sitting over, I have copped a little
Speaker 17: bit of stick for it. I think they feel on
Speaker 17: branching out a bit and betraying the podcast. But I
Speaker 17: know where my allegis's life at the time being, and
Speaker 17: that's that's it.
Speaker 3: Exactly.
Speaker 6: Some big guests on that podcast who rolled through recently.
Speaker 17: We had Paul Fisher come through last week. You played
Speaker 17: a lot of footy thresh in Hawthorne.
Speaker 2: I put him at the DJ.
Speaker 3: Not quite I thought it was.
Speaker 17: When we got him. But yeah, sorry, Paul Salmon. Not
Speaker 17: Paul Fisher to be on the podcast. As well as Salmon,
Speaker 17: we have Damn Brown and come on, Mick malt House
Speaker 17: has come on, Jack Breewell.
Speaker 15: We've had some pretty big names. It's been good.
Speaker 2: Is a bit of a rap bag, isn't he?
Speaker 15: He's good for He's got some really good stories and
Speaker 15: he was awesome.
Speaker 3: Was he was a king on the.
Speaker 17: Podcast hundred plus podcast shout out he's good. Yeah, he's
Speaker 17: stern man. But I had this I used to watch
Speaker 17: him growing up as a kid, and I had this
Speaker 17: view that he was a really stern hard man. But
Speaker 17: he's got a stuff stide to him. So I think
Speaker 17: that's why the players would have been so attracted to him.
Speaker 17: He really I feel like it's such a relationship. Coach
Speaker 17: used to invite players for dinner and have a glass
Speaker 17: red with Tuesday. And wasn't a test of coach that. Yeah,
Speaker 17: I've been to Clark for dinner a few times.
Speaker 5: What do you take, do you take a little gift?
Speaker 15: I took a box of favorites the first time.
Speaker 6: Then after that I was that's nice. What he cook?
Speaker 3: Cook? Or Karen?
Speaker 15: Karen cooks, she's good cook too. We've been at dinner
Speaker 15: at Mario.
Speaker 4: It'd be a lot of pressure having the star players over.
Speaker 4: As a wife, like, I'd.
Speaker 2: Be so nervous, more nervous.
Speaker 15: You don't want to put a step wrong.
Speaker 2: Really, No, you guys are fine, and I'd be like,
Speaker 2: oh gosh, what if I knock the team?
Speaker 17: You make sure you finish all your food, and you're
Speaker 17: very appreciative as well, try to put a good foot The.
Speaker 3: Manners would be out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so your manners.
Speaker 5: Hey, let's not look back to the Geelong games.
Speaker 2: You get from looking back.
Speaker 6: A good thing about it is Charlie's. There's a lot
Speaker 6: of other clubs that are absolutely stinking it up at
Speaker 6: the moment.
Speaker 5: This weekend taking on some Kilda.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmd what about that Saints.
Speaker 5: Com Yeah, you feel in the pressure and they're coming off.
Speaker 3: We are a bit.
Speaker 17: We're just excited to be able to respond and have
Speaker 17: a crack at bouncing back after a pretty insipid performance
Speaker 17: on the weekend. But Saint Kilda that was an incredible game.
Speaker 17: I was I was watching it at home and Nasaiah
Speaker 17: put in an incredible performance. So it's fitting that we've
Speaker 17: got them this week. So it'll be a really good
Speaker 17: test and there is some really good form.
Speaker 6: Hey do you want Jake Lever?
Speaker 17: That'd be nice. Yeah, yeah, Jake would be would be
Speaker 17: awesome to have some more experience.
Speaker 6: Down back premiership defender. Yeah, plea to the North Melbourne
Speaker 6: Footy Club talk him well, I mean, I think I
Speaker 6: think there's interest. He's been linked, as we say, as
Speaker 6: foota journeys.
Speaker 5: Has he been invited over for dinner yet?
Speaker 3: Not yet?
Speaker 17: Maybe if he gets down the track I'll invite him
Speaker 17: to mind, But Jake's been an incredible player for a
Speaker 17: long time and he's quite revered across the competition. So
Speaker 17: if that happens, and if we're interested in Jake, I'd
Speaker 17: love that.
Speaker 3: It's pretty much done. According to that statement, is that
Speaker 3: what you're feeling like you need a bit more maturity
Speaker 3: at the club.
Speaker 17: I feel like we have all the tools at the
Speaker 17: club to become a successful, successful team which has got
Speaker 17: a lot of youth, and we need to be guided
Speaker 17: We brought in Jack Darling and Luke Parker cayleb Daniel
Speaker 17: this year which is helped. But in reality, if we're
Speaker 17: going to contest the finals, the improvement has to come
Speaker 17: from within, so we're all well aware of that.
Speaker 2: Spoken by future captain Captain.
Speaker 15: Joy Simpkin's doing a great job.
Speaker 3: You got to say that.
Speaker 17: How old's jan these days? Guys twenty twenty seven. I'll
Speaker 17: tell you make Beanfield at your back.
Speaker 2: Joe Wow, you can be.
Speaker 4: The captain of this team if you want, because sometimes
Speaker 4: we need a leader to follow and I'd quite.
Speaker 2: Like it to be you.
Speaker 3: Love to North Velven supporters. Yes, the tickets, Yeah, we've
Speaker 3: got tickets to go.
Speaker 2: Oh brilliant tickets to the game.
Speaker 3: Yeah you want to go cheer on the ruse or
Speaker 3: if you're a Saints fan. Thirteen twenty four ten is
Speaker 3: our number. Hang around, Charlie. We'll take some calls on
Speaker 3: the other side of this and aflate ticket's got.
Speaker 6: A question for Charlie.
Speaker 3: Yeah for chump awesome. Thirteen twenty four ten is our number.
Speaker 3: Thanks to our mates the AFL. Don't forget get your
Speaker 3: twenty twenty five to you other AFL Premiership season tickets
Speaker 3: at tickets dot AFL and if you want to win
Speaker 3: your way to the ruse of the Saints, give us
Speaker 3: a ring now thirteen twenty fourteen at Nova, Charlie comments
Speaker 3: in the house from the Ruse. They are taken on
Speaker 3: the Saints this weekend. It's going down at Marvel, same
Speaker 3: location as the comeback last week. Sorry, don't want to
Speaker 3: get to head, Charlie.
Speaker 6: I'm told pre match they're going to play the last
Speaker 6: quarter on the big screen. No you can't do that,
Speaker 6: SATs homegown're going to do. What a great support it.
Speaker 3: I was saying to the guys early because I was
Speaker 3: watching the game last night and it was a bloodbath.
Speaker 3: But after watching the Saints last week, I don't know
Speaker 3: if it's just false hope. But now it's like, you
Speaker 3: know anyone.
Speaker 2: That's exactly right.
Speaker 3: All right, let's go to the phones or rock Sane
Speaker 3: from Chatston. You are on the air with Charlie.
Speaker 7: Good morning, Hi, Hi Charlie, Hi everybody. I am a
Speaker 7: Brue supporter going way way and I've been a member
Speaker 7: since I started working at back at fourteen.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, so you want a couple of tickets again?
Speaker 7: For decades I would love to come to the game.
Speaker 7: Can I ask what about chances? Because when I went
Speaker 7: to work on Monday, it was a hard day with
Speaker 7: the footy chipping? Am I am? I gonna?
Speaker 8: Are we going to be in it?
Speaker 7: Are we going to be a bit more competitive the live?
Speaker 17: I reckon Roxanne, I reckon you tip is this week
Speaker 17: and we'll put in a really good showing because we're
Speaker 17: we need to bounce back, so it would be a
Speaker 17: good week to tip is.
Speaker 15: So have some faith, Roxan, and we'll get done for you.
Speaker 5: All right, tickets to.
Speaker 2: Your lifelong supporter.
Speaker 3: I checked the footy tipping the chart yesterday the Herald time. Yeah,
Speaker 3: where I'm sitting, you're going to get the flip next
Speaker 3: to you.
Speaker 2: I thought you were third not that long ago.
Speaker 3: No, it was third last year.
Speaker 5: I'm third from the bottom this year eating the kiss
Speaker 5: of death.
Speaker 3: I'm I'm three points away from all.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Good.
Speaker 14: Morning, guys.
Speaker 3: How are you bag for?
Speaker 14: I'm a Tanger supporter.
Speaker 12: I have been since I was born.
Speaker 6: Let's test you out.
Speaker 3: Cago CagA kangar. Yeah, we do. I'm good.
Speaker 15: Thanks Ala, thanks for coming.
Speaker 3: All right, we're going to offload you.
Speaker 4: She wants six tickets you're to take the whole family,
Speaker 4: all die Hund supporters.
Speaker 2: Well you're off to footy on us.
Speaker 5: Let's go to Airport West. Jane, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 14: How's it going.
Speaker 3: We're good. Who do you want to take to the footy?
Speaker 14: My little boy Tommy, he's a big Charlie fan.
Speaker 6: Ah, what a legend.
Speaker 14: Yeah, with your superbubdy for Good Friday?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I love Tommy. What a legend.
Speaker 17: Yeah, tom and I we spent some time together to
Speaker 17: the Good Friday appeal and had to kick on the
Speaker 17: open and he's a great little kids so that's cool.
Speaker 17: That's also have him down make sure he come to
Speaker 17: the fence. I'll start load to you guys.
Speaker 14: No worries.
Speaker 7: I'm sure he'll be down there calling your name from
Speaker 7: the sideline.
Speaker 2: Jane, had a great time at the footy.
Speaker 3: We'll hook you up with tickets as well.
Speaker 2: That's cool, that's great.
Speaker 6: Jayce, yep, I think Charlie's got a.
Speaker 2: New fan everything he says. I just look at idea.
Speaker 6: He's melting.
Speaker 3: We need to get you a badge.
Speaker 2: Your my new favorite football membership as well.
Speaker 5: We also need to shave off half your Melbourne members.
Speaker 5: Charlie could be.
Speaker 2: My dad would kill me if I'm a rich mend.
Speaker 3: You would have too, and a number. You will get
Speaker 3: your jersey with a number on.
Speaker 4: I said, I'm a fan of Charlie, not North Melbourne.
Speaker 4: You have to do it, Charlie, Charlie, bit my fingers.
Speaker 4: I will cheer for North Melbourne at every game with
Speaker 4: Melbourne play not against Richmond.
Speaker 3: Don't.
Speaker 5: Don't want to rain on your crush, but just remember
Speaker 5: it's your's birthday.
Speaker 4: Week No, we've met Charlie's golfriend. She's lovely and I'm
Speaker 4: not being weird. I'm just saying you're one of my.
Speaker 2: Because we have one of my favorite footballers.
Speaker 4: You speak so well, you have like seriously, you're a
Speaker 4: very impressive young man, Charlie, and you smell delicious.
Speaker 6: Young man Charlie.
Speaker 3: Good luck for the weekend. Here we go, your chance
Speaker 3: to win a cheeky five thousand dollars just for answering
Speaker 3: one simple question.
Speaker 2: Oh and Enrichmond, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 12: How you need the.
Speaker 4: Cash because you've got a wedding to play because you
Speaker 4: just got engaged.
Speaker 2: Congratulations got a recruit of for that rock? How nervous
Speaker 2: were you last weekend proposing I.
Speaker 12: Was pretty pretty nervous.
Speaker 3: Talker throw where to go down?
Speaker 12: Actually up in Byron Bay. So p up on a
Speaker 12: little sneaky surprise trip up there, which is hard because
Speaker 12: I don't organize anything.
Speaker 3: So I had to try and that's a dig.
Speaker 12: Give that one through without getting to sus well.
Speaker 2: Done, congratulation.
Speaker 3: Had the ring hidden on you on the fly? I did.
Speaker 12: Actually I managed to get myself a tiny little box
Speaker 12: I could put it in, so it.
Speaker 2: Wasn't this big idea.
Speaker 5: What about the new scanners. Now on the new scanners,
Speaker 5: you can't be.
Speaker 12: Pretty very nervous.
Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 2: I know someone that proposed overseas and they put it
Speaker 2: in there check in. I was like, you can't be
Speaker 2: doing that.
Speaker 3: You're going to say how nice they smuggled it in there?
Speaker 3: What did you think security and stuff like that. I
Speaker 3: wasn't sure anyway, Owen, I want to play for five
Speaker 3: k this morning.
Speaker 2: Good luck, thank you.
Speaker 5: Let's do it five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: We have a very simple question here for you. Oh
Speaker 2: and there is one rule, and one rule only.
Speaker 4: You have to answer correctly before the buzz is up
Speaker 4: and the cash is yours. If you don't know, just
Speaker 4: to have a guess.
Speaker 3: Okay, you ready to go? Yeah, let's do it. Don't
Speaker 3: know if you want to watch the doco, just ask
Speaker 3: the question.
Speaker 1: Okay, how many Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders are in the squad?
Speaker 12: Three watching it right now?
Speaker 2: Oh and congratulations five coming into the weekend. What does
Speaker 2: that mean to you?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 12: That's unbelievable. Thank you guys.
Speaker 3: Real, so you're seriously watching.
Speaker 12: I'm actually watching it like Fonce's like, we're going to
Speaker 12: watch this.
Speaker 8: I was like one.
Speaker 2: The second season has just got released.
Speaker 12: Second season.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's twenty four veterans and twelve rookies in the
Speaker 4: squad for the Dallas Cowboy two days.
Speaker 2: This is a strang girl in it too.
Speaker 12: It's amazing, believe it.
Speaker 2: We would do for one to go off.
Speaker 3: We were I and five thousand dollars newly engaged, mate,
Speaker 3: what are we?
Speaker 2: We're nicer?
Speaker 3: Blow absolutely?
Speaker 2: Do you want to give you a shout out?
Speaker 12: Yeah, shout out to Claire.
Speaker 3: I love you. Yeah, I'll bring you home in the biscuit.
Speaker 2: He's bringing on the biggie gotta have it now.
Speaker 6: Good.
Speaker 2: No, they're getting married.
Speaker 3: Owen from Richmond, our latest five thousand dollars winter Congratulations buddy,
Speaker 3: thank you appreciate it. Guy.
Speaker 2: He knew straight away too, didn't he? No hesitation.
Speaker 4: There's a new couple in Hollywood that we have been
Speaker 4: fascinated by for the last week, and perhaps it's because
Speaker 4: they've found love later in life.
Speaker 2: And if there's one thing I love, it's I love love.
Speaker 2: And I'm talking about.
Speaker 4: Liam Neeson, who's seventy three years old, has fallen in
Speaker 4: love with Pamela Anderson.
Speaker 3: Are you doing? Ale Crag? The question I had never
Speaker 3: met before I heard.
Speaker 5: We we just covered.
Speaker 3: We had a lovely budding chemistry, a connection has two actors,
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, this is nice. Let's not
Speaker 3: all let's let's just let her breathe.
Speaker 4: So they've been on the red carpet for Naked Gun,
Speaker 4: which she is in the film, and it's it's the
Speaker 4: cutest thing ever, and they're having.
Speaker 2: A bit of fun. They've been playing it up to
Speaker 2: the Papa.
Speaker 3: Rud what happens a lot on the Brad Pitt Angel
Speaker 3: Miss Smith.
Speaker 4: But don't you also just think there's something so sweet
Speaker 4: about falling in love later in life.
Speaker 3: Tragically lost his wife skiing accident, and it was a
Speaker 3: tragic story and he was.
Speaker 4: Heart broke and Pamela Anderson's had a like have you
Speaker 4: if you don't like Pamela Anderson or.
Speaker 2: You don't think that I think she's a sweetheart. Did
Speaker 2: you watch that docco you will fall in love with her?
Speaker 4: And then I just watched her the other day on
Speaker 4: the plane in the I think it's called The Final
Speaker 4: Showgirl or the Last show Girl, and I cried.
Speaker 6: Mind, she's going make up free these days?
Speaker 4: She was, She went fully makeup free, and I think
Speaker 4: now she's doing like a little bit of a but
Speaker 4: she's not over worked right side, she looks natural.
Speaker 3: How's the voice on Liam Neeson?
Speaker 2: No, it's such an iconic voice read waking up to
Speaker 2: that in the morning.
Speaker 3: Oh I found you?
Speaker 4: Seriously anyway, they did an interview yesterday and.
Speaker 2: Oh, go on, do your best, Pamela, I found you.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: Well quitting the fla gorgeous Clinton saying that for the sequel.
Speaker 4: And they did an interview yesterday I think it was yesterday.
Speaker 4: They were asked about how they fell in love and
Speaker 4: it's just it seems like the most innocent form of love.
Speaker 4: And have a listened to one of the beautiful things
Speaker 4: she has been doing to win him over and.
Speaker 3: By the way, her Sarah dol Brad is phenomenal.
Speaker 13: I begged a lot on set, you did, Yeah, and
Speaker 13: I brought Sarah door bread to Liam and cookies and
Speaker 13: muffa and wow, get me busy, keet me out of trouble.
Speaker 3: What kinds of muffins do you make?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 2: He has a very special muffin he likes. Really, it's
Speaker 2: very good for you. Let's just say that there's a
Speaker 2: lot of a lot of different things and then molasses
Speaker 2: and yeah, but how.
Speaker 4: Cute behind five I she's putting the brand in there
Speaker 4: because he's old man. Keep his bowel movements.
Speaker 2: Sounds a little like he's care romance is alive. And wow, no,
Speaker 2: that's so cute.
Speaker 3: Special muffins.
Speaker 6: I've had some special methods, have you?
Speaker 2: Were they fun?
Speaker 3: Very?
Speaker 2: Maybe that's why the Laham and Pamela are having so
Speaker 2: much fun very.
Speaker 3: It's very cute the whole like baking for something, That's
Speaker 3: what I mean.
Speaker 2: I just think it is the sweetest.
Speaker 4: Like people get later in life and they're on their
Speaker 4: own and they think that's it, they're never going to
Speaker 4: fall in love again. And he's there like he's in
Speaker 4: his seventies, and he's thet the heels in love with someone,
Speaker 4: there's you can get fined loved, any hope for me, Yet,
Speaker 4: there is hope for everyone in it.
Speaker 2: If you're driving along right.
Speaker 4: Now and you think, God, maybe I'm going to be
Speaker 4: alone forever, you're not Pamela Anderson, Well, we can't get
Speaker 4: run into your life. Well, she might bake you some
Speaker 4: kind of brand muffin. Oh yeah, next minute you're in love.
Speaker 5: I remember my wife and I got together. She'd just
Speaker 5: buy me a tump of Ben and Jerry's, and I'm like,
Speaker 5: you got me forever.
Speaker 2: Not one of us is surprised by that.
Speaker 3: It worked.
Speaker 2: Feed them and tell them they're grouse. That's all you
Speaker 2: got to do, ladies.
Speaker 3: And it works.
Speaker 5: Trust me, Well, good for them.
Speaker 2: I do think it's so sweet. It's my favorite Hollywood
Speaker 2: love story of the year.
Speaker 5: You should bake for Paul. It's his birthday week?
Speaker 6: Yes, what would you bake for him?
Speaker 2: I'm more of an outsaucer.
Speaker 5: Yeah, an interview the way she ordered to do breens
Speaker 5: for me?
Speaker 2: Just so yeah, I tried to bake your cake.
Speaker 4: Edit and in divorce stuff, everybody yelling extreame and the
Speaker 4: oven to be on fire.
Speaker 6: Maybe stick in your lanes.
Speaker 2: Just tell him his grouse stick.
Speaker 6: In your lane.
Speaker 3: Let's say hello to our next guest.
Speaker 1: Our next guest is a loved radio ho a live comedian,
Speaker 1: generally fabulous, and has been raising some very concerning questions
Speaker 1: about his stable of paths.
Speaker 16: I adopted a baby elephant. He's four years old. I've
Speaker 16: named him boyfriend and matched my dog's named girlfriend.
Speaker 6: I'm sure it's all above board.
Speaker 11: Let's find out from our next guest, Joel.
Speaker 3: Two nights only tonight tomorrow night.
Speaker 5: You can see him live.
Speaker 3: You can get tickets for Joel Creasey's Little Comedy Concert
Speaker 3: through oz Tech's Joel Hello Joe.
Speaker 2: Well, oh guys, it's been a situation.
Speaker 6: Joe situation or situation, No sit sit situation.
Speaker 2: He stood us up.
Speaker 4: No, okay, so he's told us he's lost his phone.
Speaker 4: But he sent the message that he'd lost his phone via.
Speaker 3: Textmass executive producer Brodie.
Speaker 2: Has he slept in?
Speaker 3: You've had communication with Joel this morning. We have had contact.
Speaker 3: He lost his phone. It has now been located. How
Speaker 3: did he make contact with you by text message? Was
Speaker 3: it on his phone? Yes?
Speaker 2: Okay, So what we're going to do because he's not here.
Speaker 3: There's holes in this story, isn't there?
Speaker 2: You know what I've told bad Laves before.
Speaker 3: I was about to say, out of any show. That's
Speaker 3: guilty of lying to get out of something. It's us,
Speaker 3: it's us, and we're very many times.
Speaker 2: Has your child fallen off the trampoline?
Speaker 5: We don't even have a trampoline.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and so you haven't been able to do meetings?
Speaker 4: All right, thirteen twenty four ten is our number. What
Speaker 4: we're going to do because Joel Crees is not here,
Speaker 4: call us and tell us your best joke.
Speaker 6: That's a good idea.
Speaker 2: Get the joke book out and call us until you
Speaker 2: got surprises. Yeah yeah, I've got heap surprises, tickets.
Speaker 3: To footy matches and stage yeah, Curtsey the AFL.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah. I would text off the part your
Speaker 2: best words joke.
Speaker 6: I think I think he's got the guilts and called through.
Speaker 2: No, don't put him on. Okay, put him on, Joel,
Speaker 2: I still love you, I'm not interested.
Speaker 12: Don't put him on I okay.
Speaker 8: First of all, I was messaging off my laptop because
Speaker 8: Jack suggested I use something called find my Phone, which
Speaker 8: I didn't even know existed.
Speaker 3: You're not used to the tracking apps. I find that
Speaker 3: hard to believe.
Speaker 2: So where are you?
Speaker 8: Grinder and Sniffy is a little bit different. I'm just
Speaker 8: crossing the crown. Now, does anyone need a coffee?
Speaker 2: We've got people calling in to tell us their best jo.
Speaker 3: Laurence's really off you, Joel.
Speaker 2: I don't want to know your best joke, Joel.
Speaker 3: Lauren had one for you this morning to Joe. Here
Speaker 3: we go because I was mentioning Joe. I heard you
Speaker 3: yesterday afternoon with Ricky, Lee and Tim, and you were
Speaker 3: saying you do crowd work. Right about it.
Speaker 8: I'm going to do crowd work at my shows because
Speaker 8: I don't only talk to the crowd, but it's about me.
Speaker 8: I'm like a snake. I'm more scared of them than
Speaker 8: they are.
Speaker 3: Lauren's trying to remember it's about currency.
Speaker 2: L What did fifty do when he was hungry?
Speaker 8: I'm assuming the word eight was involved, but you know
Speaker 8: you gifty eight?
Speaker 14: That is Lauren.
Speaker 8: You're so funny, You're so talented, brilliant.
Speaker 2: I know our resident comedian had turned on. Are you
Speaker 2: just ruined? How does the butcher introduce his wife? How
Speaker 2: eat Patty?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Is that the kind of gear will be getting.
Speaker 3: So we found the phone.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I found the phone.
Speaker 8: Look, I'm moving house, so need the whole mist and
Speaker 8: and you placed anything anywhere and it ends up in
Speaker 8: a box. And then I did find my phone. I'm
Speaker 8: now about to pull into the car park at work
Speaker 8: beneath you guys.
Speaker 4: All right, well, we'll take some jokes and see if
Speaker 4: you can make it into the.
Speaker 6: Studio thirteen minutes.
Speaker 3: Joe, how concerned? How concerned were you about your phone
Speaker 3: being missing? With God only knows what's on? Oh?
Speaker 8: Yes, I know, well I mean that photo gallery. It
Speaker 8: would be it would scar you for.
Speaker 2: Live careers destroying. Would you say I'm.
Speaker 8: Not career to make it career making? I'll think it
Speaker 8: might pivot me into other industries, which you know I
Speaker 8: hear pay quite well.
Speaker 3: Joe Crazie joined us on the air. All right, Kylie,
Speaker 3: we're finishing with your best gear this morning, best out jokes.
Speaker 2: I'm on from Deer Park.
Speaker 7: See if you Carlady, go car.
Speaker 12: What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Speaker 3: What are your own media?
Speaker 5: This is a novel one hundred. You're on the air
Speaker 5: with Jason Lauren.
Speaker 3: Clint's here as well.
Speaker 5: Joe Cracy just in time.
Speaker 16: Well, good morning, I'm sorry, Hello gorgeous. Have you seen
Speaker 16: the video of what I have to do to get
Speaker 16: out of the car park in my new place as well?
Speaker 16: Another reason that's held me up. I texted to your
Speaker 16: producer what I have to do? It's pretty rock and roll.
Speaker 16: Is I drive my car into a little.
Speaker 2: Lift and then the game you got the ones that
Speaker 2: go up and down.
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 16: The gate closes on then on either side and then
Speaker 16: look at this. It goes down onto a turntable, which
Speaker 16: I rock and roll push around myself. Oh it's my electric,
Speaker 16: pretty glamorous.
Speaker 3: Look at that, it's your electric.
Speaker 2: You have to push the turnta.
Speaker 16: Did you know like a DJ?
Speaker 3: Did you send this video to a producer? I did
Speaker 3: on your phone?
Speaker 5: That was lost and that's why you were like that
Speaker 5: was that was?
Speaker 16: That was in the cow while whilst in the lift,
Speaker 16: So I wasn't driving.
Speaker 2: Have you gone red?
Speaker 10: What?
Speaker 2: Oh straw?
Speaker 16: Yeah, it's a little bit dark, you know. I just
Speaker 16: I was over the roofs from the prop side.
Speaker 3: I'm very stressed.
Speaker 16: I was going to call out on air by Melbourne's
Speaker 16: number one show, Jason Lauren with Clint Stonaway I was
Speaker 16: very nervous.
Speaker 2: He was so nervous and running so late he had
Speaker 2: time to stop from coffee yesterday, old coffee from.
Speaker 16: Well, Yeah, I just put it in the fridge.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 16: I like to recycle am Eco.
Speaker 5: I often see him at the shops on the weekend.
Speaker 16: Well, I do love to thrift.
Speaker 3: But do you want to judge our joke competition?
Speaker 16: I've got one for you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Is it appropriate?
Speaker 3: I just wrote it for you. I spoke it's appropriate
Speaker 3: for breakfast, of course, mate? Of course? Do you want it? Now?
Speaker 16: What do Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau? They're supposedly dating?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 16: What what is it that they have in common?
Speaker 14: What?
Speaker 3: They both peaked?
Speaker 16: In twenty thirteen.
Speaker 6: In Frankton The.
Speaker 3: Truest Johe Cracy is doing his comedy concerts. Sorry little
Speaker 3: comedy concert two nights only tonight tomorrow. Tickets from oz TIC's.
Speaker 3: You got a gag for him? What do you got?
Speaker 14: Go?
Speaker 3: Bell?
Speaker 12: Bell a? How do you give a dog a bone?
Speaker 3: How?
Speaker 14: Ah?
Speaker 2: That was better than mine?
Speaker 3: Alright?
Speaker 2: Xavier from Williamstown take it away?
Speaker 9: How do you make a bull table?
Speaker 8: Laugh?
Speaker 3: How?
Speaker 9: Kickball?
Speaker 3: Theme?
Speaker 2: You don't have to be about?
Speaker 16: You said, testing it's also International Girlfriend Day.
Speaker 2: Girlfriends like he's in your dog, Well it should.
Speaker 16: Be, but no girlfriends in general. But I will be
Speaker 16: bringing my dog into the building.
Speaker 6: How are you celebrating?
Speaker 16: How do you think that'll go down with the bosses?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm doing it.
Speaker 2: What do we say? It's better to beg for forgiveness
Speaker 2: than ask for permission.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's somewhere with my life for anxiety or something.
Speaker 16: You reckon society.
Speaker 2: What are you talking about your dog?
Speaker 4: Because the support dog support put a little yellow lead
Speaker 4: on it. Okay, Roger that by the way, there's no
Speaker 4: bosses in the building in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: We run our own waist, I know, especially at four pm.
Speaker 3: And I'm on all right, dad, watch your gag, Joel.
Speaker 14: I want you to love this because I want to
Speaker 14: go to your show.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 14: Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?
Speaker 6: Okay, look, we're going to be Does it start with
Speaker 6: to kill her?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 16: Well there's a wonderful drag queen in Melbourne called Tequila
Speaker 16: smocking Bird.
Speaker 3: She's great.
Speaker 5: Can Debbie have tickets to the show?
Speaker 16: Of course, Debbie. You know fifty the closest friend, thank you,
Speaker 16: And that is it.
Speaker 3: What we are getting out of here?
Speaker 5: Job, good luck for the show.
Speaker 16: I think I'm just going to stay around.
Speaker 2: Do you want to stay on here till four?
Speaker 16: When you're on it, why not take the day off?
Speaker 5: Mel Joel and Melrosina are with you throughout the day
Speaker 5: to day.
Speaker 6: We love you, John, you go on big Brother Meltressena
Speaker 6: is hosting all the reality because you're a reality TV
Speaker 6: show guy.
Speaker 16: I want to do Celebrity Apprentice.
Speaker 3: Oh that would be good.
Speaker 16: Yeah, it's wet, power suits, gotcha say things like bye
Speaker 16: bye bye, tell.
Speaker 5: Have a great day everyone.
Speaker 3: I have a horrific weekend.
Speaker 4: We will see my name, Lauren wake up feeling good
Speaker 4: Following them on the Socials