WEBVTT - Bonus: Clint Almost Got Arrested

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<v Speaker 1>Jason L one hundred one. Clint s downaway joining us

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<v Speaker 1>all the way from Paddy. He is over there for

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<v Speaker 1>the Olympics.

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<v Speaker 2>Quite the journey to get there, going Melbourne to Perth

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<v Speaker 2>and then that brand new long haul flight Perth to

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<v Speaker 2>Paris for seventeen hours. It's a long time.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what you would have missed the big news

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<v Speaker 1>here in Melbourne yesterday, Clint, Well, what's happened? You can

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<v Speaker 1>now get drone deliveries for Uber eats for do not

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<v Speaker 1>door dash you cannot door dash?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you started yesterday? Have we have we trialed it?

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<v Speaker 1>It's sort of area and yeah, you got to get

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<v Speaker 1>it from is it Eastlands? From the food court there?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Eastland?

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<v Speaker 1>Jase calls them.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, here in Paris, the French capital. Now, before I

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<v Speaker 2>tell you what went wrong today, I'll paint a picture

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<v Speaker 2>about how tight security is here. So today what the

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<v Speaker 2>have done the police and the army have enforced what

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<v Speaker 2>they're calling the Paris Ring of Steel. Effectively, they're trying

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<v Speaker 2>to well exactly it is for Melbourning's especially, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>But they're trying to sort of lock down that central

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<v Speaker 2>business district because what you might be aware is that

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<v Speaker 2>the opening ceremony isn't in a stadium. It's actually along

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<v Speaker 2>the river sen Taking. Yeah, there's like sort of a

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<v Speaker 2>mix of pontoons of boats, you know, all that sort

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<v Speaker 2>of thing, but it's along the sand. It's going to

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<v Speaker 2>be fireworks. It's going to be quite magical, I'm told.

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<v Speaker 2>So in order to do that, they've got to sort

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<v Speaker 2>of produce this ring of steel. There's a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>those wide fences going up and like no exaggeration, on

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<v Speaker 2>almost every corner is either a police car or a

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<v Speaker 2>group of police officers. Right. It does. It makes you

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<v Speaker 2>feel safe and not a lot can go wrong. Right now,

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<v Speaker 2>day one of being in Paris, I'm trying to sort

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<v Speaker 2>of investigate the Metro and how that works. Now there

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<v Speaker 2>are two different lines here. There's the Metro and then

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<v Speaker 2>there's sort of like the what I would like to

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<v Speaker 2>call the above ground type trains, you know, the older

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<v Speaker 2>fixed rail trains, and so they're like they're lettered. But

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<v Speaker 2>the Metro is numbered right, So instantly I'm confused. Anyway

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<v Speaker 2>I need to get from let's say it's the Metro

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<v Speaker 2>is numbered one to fourteen, I've got to get from

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<v Speaker 2>eight and change to get on the three right, it's

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<v Speaker 2>a bit of both. Yeah, well I know, but you

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<v Speaker 2>can't get around there anyway. So I'm transferring from line

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<v Speaker 2>eight to line three and I'm walking through the station,

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<v Speaker 2>following the signs like a good boy. And I get

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<v Speaker 2>into where line three is. I'm like, this is beautiful,

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<v Speaker 2>this station. It is sparkling because of course they've built

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<v Speaker 2>new stadiums, They've built new water, feed have improved the

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<v Speaker 2>bridges roads. Anyways, I'm walking up this. This is sparkling,

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<v Speaker 2>and where's the public. Why? Why on earth this station?

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<v Speaker 2>It's like I've cut the ribbon and I'm making myself welcome. Right,

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<v Speaker 2>get to the platform where I thought my train was

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<v Speaker 2>going from. Not a bludget there, right, not one person there.

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<v Speaker 2>Something's not quite right. And then I hear this, monsieur.

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<v Speaker 1>I.

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<v Speaker 2>Have breached I have breached security inadvertently. That is out

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<v Speaker 2>of bounds. I am in a no go zone.

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<v Speaker 1>What are they shooting.

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<v Speaker 2>Something? Well, I don't know what they thought. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know what they thought I was I was doing. They

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<v Speaker 2>quickly saw when they saw my Colonial Brewing coat T

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<v Speaker 2>shirt and my and stocks, that I was from out

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<v Speaker 2>of town and that i'd taken a wrong turn and

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<v Speaker 2>quickly it was a brand new station that that was

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<v Speaker 2>meant to open next week in conjunction with the Olympics

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<v Speaker 2>and the opening semi. I've been the first stuck in.

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<v Speaker 2>I was the first. You've opened the station. Play the

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<v Speaker 2>French music, Jay, not happy. We have French music to

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<v Speaker 2>universal music. Play this music for any country.

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<v Speaker 1>The new stage.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm hoping I'll get a Parky when they when those

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<v Speaker 2>cops are running at you, scream my friend Lauren, Lauren

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<v Speaker 2>wake Up Thrilling Good on number one hundred L on

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