WEBVTT - Fitzy's Spewing After The Crows Game Last Night 0:00:00.600 --> 0:00:03.800 We got get you the morning every day, every lady 0:00:04.280 --> 0:00:16.040 Adelaide fridays with you for call Ryan Fitzgure or good 0:00:16.040 --> 0:00:18.200 mornings from. 0:00:18.000 --> 0:00:19.919 A scrub to a grub. Thanks for having me. 0:00:21.680 --> 0:00:23.800 Okay, first and foremost, Hey, you feel you've had a 0:00:23.800 --> 0:00:25.759 big couple of days. You're on the front bar on 0:00:25.880 --> 0:00:28.479 Thursday night. Last night I saw you at the Crows. 0:00:29.280 --> 0:00:31.000 They went down to screaming hate the boys. 0:00:33.000 --> 0:00:35.560 I just don't know what to do, Joe. I don't 0:00:35.560 --> 0:00:38.040 know what to do. I don't know where to look. 0:00:38.479 --> 0:00:42.839 I just you know, I never thought that we're going 0:00:42.880 --> 0:00:45.360 to start, you know. And I've got I've got polled 0:00:45.360 --> 0:00:47.640 Adelaide mates out there, and I know you know who 0:00:47.720 --> 0:00:52.279 you are, your pieces of If you keep sending me 0:00:52.320 --> 0:00:56.720 a photo of Owen Wilson, I'm going to lose it. 0:00:56.880 --> 0:01:00.880 And then and then there was Owen Right. I had 0:01:00.920 --> 0:01:03.160 another mate who sent me a photo of Owen Wright 0:01:03.560 --> 0:01:08.920 the surfer. Okay, I know where Owen four. I know that, Yep. 0:01:09.200 --> 0:01:14.200 I just leave me alone. I don't We will bounce 0:01:14.280 --> 0:01:17.800 back at some stage. Just you know, Hazy, it's just 0:01:18.000 --> 0:01:19.880 some basic mistakes. 0:01:19.480 --> 0:01:19.679 You know. 0:01:19.760 --> 0:01:23.160 I haven't seen that in this side before. And we 0:01:23.160 --> 0:01:25.560 were scoring over one hundred points a game. Last year 0:01:25.760 --> 0:01:27.679 we struggled to get to fifty now. 0:01:28.040 --> 0:01:30.000 So clearly fits. I don't want to get too scn 0:01:30.080 --> 0:01:32.160 on you, but Texa has got a sawback. 0:01:33.240 --> 0:01:35.440 He does, he does. 0:01:35.520 --> 0:01:38.160 He can't bend down and pick up the ball, and 0:01:38.200 --> 0:01:39.440 that's not stuff. 0:01:39.600 --> 0:01:41.160 No, no, I'm being. 0:01:41.000 --> 0:01:44.160 Serious the last few weeks, and you know, I love 0:01:44.240 --> 0:01:44.640 that man. 0:01:45.000 --> 0:01:46.200 I adore that man. 0:01:46.319 --> 0:01:49.240 But he in the last few weeks he's been trying 0:01:49.240 --> 0:01:51.720 to kick balls off the ground because he can't. He's back, 0:01:51.760 --> 0:01:53.400 he can't get down, so I don't know if he 0:01:53.440 --> 0:01:56.840 needs a rest or. He played a lot better last night, 0:01:56.880 --> 0:01:59.240 Don't get me wrong. I thought he was our standout 0:01:59.240 --> 0:02:00.720 forward along with Isaac Rankin. 0:02:00.800 --> 0:02:03.040 But I don't know what to do. 0:02:06.000 --> 0:02:09.600 I've actually been I got out some black boot polish 0:02:09.680 --> 0:02:12.360 and I started shining up the old. 0:02:12.200 --> 0:02:19.160 Cooperman we were when you last night because you're in 0:02:19.200 --> 0:02:22.440 the over box and we didn't get invited. But how 0:02:22.480 --> 0:02:25.440 would you describe your behavior at the football? 0:02:25.800 --> 0:02:27.040 What we like? Vocal? 0:02:27.320 --> 0:02:27.840 I took. 0:02:28.840 --> 0:02:32.240 I took my mate Punners and his kids and my 0:02:32.320 --> 0:02:36.560 good mate cam Right and Partners is really good mates 0:02:36.560 --> 0:02:37.400 with Simon Goodwin. 0:02:37.639 --> 0:02:41.760 Ye two of his kids rocked up with Melbourne. 0:02:43.320 --> 0:02:47.000 And it was it was so hard for me when 0:02:47.000 --> 0:02:54.000 I had to escort them out before the fir. I said, 0:02:54.000 --> 0:02:58.320 I'm sorry, mate, there's you ruber off your go. But 0:02:58.360 --> 0:03:00.600 there was about a halfway through the game I was 0:03:00.600 --> 0:03:02.760 pretty confident we were looking okay and then you know, 0:03:02.840 --> 0:03:05.640 those mistakes started creeping back in again. But you know what, 0:03:05.800 --> 0:03:07.560 you've got to have hope. You've got to have hope. 0:03:08.120 --> 0:03:10.080 It's also been a tough week for me when I 0:03:10.120 --> 0:03:13.799 see that Guys Sebastian has been given the number one 0:03:13.800 --> 0:03:14.280 ticket Hub. 0:03:14.520 --> 0:03:17.360 We discussed that. We discussed whether it was a three 0:03:17.360 --> 0:03:22.520 way race between Guy Sebastian, Ryan or even Paddy Mills. Tough. 0:03:22.919 --> 0:03:23.640 That's been tough. 0:03:23.680 --> 0:03:26.000 I see Sam Max in town as well, so I 0:03:26.560 --> 0:03:28.760 text Sam I said, you know, this is really hard 0:03:28.760 --> 0:03:32.760 for me, but we've obviously both missed out. But we'll 0:03:32.760 --> 0:03:35.320 go back into the draft. We'll be traded somewhere else 0:03:35.800 --> 0:03:36.680 another port Adelaide. 0:03:37.360 --> 0:03:38.200 I mean, I. 0:03:39.240 --> 0:03:41.400 Expected you to be a bit flash, but honestly, at 0:03:41.400 --> 0:03:43.560 this point, like blink twice if you need us to 0:03:43.560 --> 0:03:45.080 send help, this is a diar. 0:03:46.040 --> 0:03:49.040 Yeah, I know, it's you know what it's you move on. 0:03:49.280 --> 0:03:53.080 Every day the sun rises and you get ready to 0:03:53.280 --> 0:03:54.520 lose to cart and again next. 0:03:56.600 --> 0:03:59.480 That's good, isn't it. We've got a little motto around here, 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:02.320 Joe Biden's well, thank you all, God bless you all. 0:04:02.440 --> 0:04:05.360 Let's go, let's go, Let let the world. Let's get 0:04:05.400 --> 0:04:07.160 it done. So get back on the horse, mate, and 0:04:07.160 --> 0:04:09.040 lick it up, lick the world, lick it all back up. 0:04:09.280 --> 0:04:11.120 Yeah, fifty very quickly. 0:04:11.160 --> 0:04:14.760 We were speaking a little earlier because Joe Biden people 0:04:14.760 --> 0:04:17.480 have been stealing stuff from his private jet, little pillowcases 0:04:17.520 --> 0:04:19.719 and that sort of sampling things. Have you ever sampled 0:04:19.760 --> 0:04:20.760 something perhaps you shouldn't have. 0:04:20.880 --> 0:04:23.440 Why do we get the feeling that the Fitzgerald's back 0:04:23.440 --> 0:04:26.240 in the day may have some souvenirs? 0:04:26.400 --> 0:04:27.280 Yeah we. 0:04:28.720 --> 0:04:30.359 Yeah, look, okay, I may have. 0:04:30.600 --> 0:04:33.200 Do you know what this is? I shouldn't say this. 0:04:33.880 --> 0:04:36.720 We were we were young. This was early nineties, right. 0:04:37.360 --> 0:04:40.160 Do you remember Lynn Arnold. Lynn Arnold was our premiere. 0:04:40.600 --> 0:04:42.479 Oh yeah, do you remember. 0:04:42.279 --> 0:04:43.880 Early nineties Lynn Arnold? 0:04:44.400 --> 0:04:46.760 He was down at the Port and Lunger Institute and 0:04:46.800 --> 0:04:49.760 he was talking to locals down there in the council 0:04:50.400 --> 0:04:54.120 and he left his voice recorder behind Joe. It so 0:04:54.320 --> 0:04:56.640 it's you know, remember those little things where you'd record 0:04:56.640 --> 0:04:58.839 and you'd memo, do your little speech, you listen to it, 0:04:58.920 --> 0:05:01.160 back your memos. You and his pa would then go 0:05:01.200 --> 0:05:04.159 and write out an email or write the letter out 0:05:04.200 --> 0:05:10.240 for him. We stole that, took it to cash Converters. 0:05:11.520 --> 0:05:12.240 What did you get for it? 0:05:12.279 --> 0:05:15.320 Which was which was weird. When I walked into cash Converters, 0:05:15.320 --> 0:05:17.560 they went, hello, Fitzy, what have you got for us today? 0:05:19.720 --> 0:05:21.920 What's under that big code of yours today? 0:05:22.360 --> 0:05:24.480 We got fifty dollars for that, So sorry, Lynn. 0:05:24.520 --> 0:05:26.760 There were some beautiful speeches on there, though I think 0:05:27.040 --> 0:05:28.279 your daughter's wedding was one of them. 0:05:28.320 --> 0:05:29.480 That was a beautiful speech. 0:05:29.520 --> 0:05:31.279 But he lost that and. 0:05:32.000 --> 0:05:34.080 Cash Converter is no longer just to heads up fifties 0:05:34.120 --> 0:05:34.599 coming in with his. 0:05:34.640 --> 0:05:35.240 Crows, jump. 0:05:39.040 --> 0:05:39.800 And we'll be back. 0:05:39.880 --> 0:05:42.560 Okay, I've got a smile on my face. Now, gather around. 0:05:42.600 --> 0:05:43.320 How good has it been? 0:05:43.360 --> 0:05:45.279 It's been an amazing and Joe, it's just on the 0:05:45.279 --> 0:05:49.880 front bar Wednesday night, to sit backstage of Adelaide Oval 0:05:49.960 --> 0:05:53.320 at the Johnny Plattin Bar and to have Malcolm Blight 0:05:53.480 --> 0:05:56.640 tell us stories about Gary Ablett Sen like it was 0:05:56.960 --> 0:05:58.080 just unbelievable. 0:05:58.240 --> 0:06:01.200 Unbelievable. How good is Bloody telling story? And it's one 0:06:01.240 --> 0:06:04.480 hundred percent focused on Bloody but that's completely fine. 0:06:04.920 --> 0:06:07.960 Yeah, yeah, Bloody loves a bit of blindy was it 0:06:08.000 --> 0:06:10.800 was an amazing night. So I've had such a good week. 0:06:10.880 --> 0:06:13.360 I really have such And there's a few city boys 0:06:13.400 --> 0:06:17.480 coming over as well. So well done to Adelaide and 0:06:17.520 --> 0:06:19.040 well done to everybody. 0:06:19.240 --> 0:06:20.880 Yeah, thank you to my parents. 0:06:22.760 --> 0:06:25.839 Like you said, your bounce back next week against the 0:06:25.839 --> 0:06:26.320 the Blues. 0:06:27.880 --> 0:06:30.760 Check out the NIFEM skip from the Front Bar. Two 0:06:30.839 --> 0:06:33.440 of you standing out front of the Adelaide Airport amongst 0:06:33.480 --> 0:06:36.800 other celebrity friends welcoming the Front Bar Boys to Adelaide. 0:06:36.839 --> 0:06:38.120 It's very very funny. 0:06:38.480 --> 0:06:40.720 Yeah, no, thank you guys. We'll speak to you next week. 0:06:41.600 --> 0:06:44.000 The week you're waking up to Adelaide. 0:06:45.720 --> 0:06:45.880 News. 0:06:46.040 --> 0:06:49.080 What's the news today, thooth news. 0:06:49.240 --> 0:06:51.680 These are the top stories that you need to know today. 0:06:51.760 --> 0:06:53.960 Let's go to Abbey in the news room. What you 0:06:54.080 --> 0:06:57.360 got to some breaking news. Nixy is going to step 0:06:57.400 --> 0:07:01.400 down and I'm going to take over. Yeah, just letting 0:07:01.400 --> 0:07:03.880 everyone know, Okay, no, gather round over. 0:07:03.880 --> 0:07:05.760 Everything is tepless training. 0:07:05.920 --> 0:07:08.320 Yes, bring back oranges. 0:07:08.320 --> 0:07:10.480 At half time at short to shorts. 0:07:11.080 --> 0:07:13.920 No, just kidding, Nix, He's not resigning, but yeah, bad 0:07:14.000 --> 0:07:17.480 news for the Crows. Now, let's talk about gather around. Obviously, 0:07:17.800 --> 0:07:21.240 huge for Adelaide. Last night we had more than forty 0:07:21.240 --> 0:07:24.080 seven thousand pack Adelaide Oval, which is just amazing. Such 0:07:24.120 --> 0:07:26.000 a great time of year. The city is just so 0:07:26.640 --> 0:07:29.679 buzzing with energy. It's just great. We'll have another thirty 0:07:29.720 --> 0:07:34.400 thousand people fly through Adelaide Airport today. The Norward Oval 0:07:34.440 --> 0:07:37.080 obviously and Mount Barker Oval will host games over the 0:07:37.200 --> 0:07:40.320 weekend as well, so it's all happening. I do have 0:07:40.360 --> 0:07:42.680 some really big news for our wine industry though, which 0:07:42.720 --> 0:07:44.720 is good because obviously people are going to be flocking 0:07:44.760 --> 0:07:46.480 to the regions to go and see what we have 0:07:46.600 --> 0:07:49.720 to offer. The top wineries have been announced and the 0:07:49.760 --> 0:07:52.760 Brossa Valley has actually led the regions with the most 0:07:52.800 --> 0:07:55.720 on the list. The highest ranking wineries include hench K 0:07:55.840 --> 0:07:58.320 at number two, Penfolds at number four, and sepals Field 0:07:58.320 --> 0:08:01.000 at number six. If you're here and you're staying for 0:08:01.000 --> 0:08:02.800 a little while, and you've got the chance and you're 0:08:02.840 --> 0:08:06.280 not from Adelaide, go go and see the Morossa see 0:08:06.360 --> 0:08:09.720 McLaren vale. It is beautiful out there, stunning and obviously 0:08:09.720 --> 0:08:11.840 if you want to know everything that's going on this weekend, 0:08:11.880 --> 0:08:13.680 because there is so much that I can't get through 0:08:13.720 --> 0:08:15.360 it all right now, there is a guide on our 0:08:15.440 --> 0:08:19.080 NOVERB website that we've put together with everything that's going on, 0:08:19.600 --> 0:08:22.440 more activations, footy festival, ziplining everything. 0:08:22.520 --> 0:08:24.840 Guess who spent a lot of time putting that together 0:08:24.880 --> 0:08:33.760 for everyone that was then, yeah, Newsy. Every now and 0:08:33.800 --> 0:08:36.080 then you have a moment. Sometimes that moment is on 0:08:36.120 --> 0:08:38.440 the world stage and there's a lot of pressure on 0:08:38.480 --> 0:08:44.120 you to perform. Unfortunately, for French diver Alexis Jandard, his moment. 0:08:44.040 --> 0:08:45.600 Fell very very short. 0:08:45.800 --> 0:08:48.800 So they were launching the aquatic center for the Paris 0:08:48.840 --> 0:08:50.880 Olympics and he slipped on. 0:08:50.800 --> 0:08:55.920 The the poor thing at the inauguration in Saint Denis 0:08:56.440 --> 0:08:59.679 and the pool and aquatic center was inaugurated this week, 0:08:59.760 --> 0:09:04.360 but the president, Emmanuel macarn was left probably underwhelmed by 0:09:04.400 --> 0:09:05.600 the diver's performance. 0:09:06.280 --> 0:09:11.199 He's a genuine what happens, Yeah, sorry, so it's ridiculous. 0:09:11.559 --> 0:09:13.640 You see kids do this and I need to go 0:09:13.679 --> 0:09:14.320 have not professional. 0:09:14.679 --> 0:09:16.920 He like ran up and then just slipped and fell 0:09:16.960 --> 0:09:18.600 on his back and he said, it's a stroke of 0:09:18.600 --> 0:09:21.280 bad luck. I left my DNA and there must still 0:09:21.320 --> 0:09:22.679 be a bit of my back on the board. But 0:09:22.760 --> 0:09:24.680 it's okay, it's just scratch, as I didn't hurt myself 0:09:24.720 --> 0:09:27.640 on the most important thing. Tomorrow, I'm going back to training. 0:09:27.679 --> 0:09:30.679 And that's the lesson for everyone. You just go again tomorrow. 0:09:30.800 --> 0:09:31.800 You just get back up. 0:09:31.880 --> 0:09:33.839 Yep, physically fine mentally watch this. 0:09:33.840 --> 0:09:37.240 Space, But can you imagine him looking on the like 0:09:37.400 --> 0:09:38.560 the internet will do their thing. 0:09:38.800 --> 0:09:40.280 The memes that are going to come out of this, 0:09:40.520 --> 0:09:41.880 I know I'm going to be hilarious. 0:09:41.960 --> 0:09:44.600 We were saying, it's like, this is Jody on Monday morning. 0:09:45.240 --> 0:09:46.920 This is Jody trying to get to work on time, 0:09:47.760 --> 0:09:49.160 diving into the working. 0:09:48.840 --> 0:09:54.680 Week, Jody trying to be a parent. 0:09:54.920 --> 0:09:58.959 Yeah, bang, banging up in the water. 0:09:58.880 --> 0:10:01.960 Sideways, hazy trying to only have one beer at the footage, Oh. 0:10:03.440 --> 0:10:09.439 Miss, maybe that's not funny because it's unbelievably true, scarily accurate. 0:10:09.679 --> 0:10:11.439 How about this for a headline as well? Tiger Woods 0:10:11.480 --> 0:10:18.960 has eliminated sex. Yeah, who saw this coming? Nobody? Tiger 0:10:19.000 --> 0:10:22.680 Woods is minimizing distractions ahead of the twenty twenty four Masters. 0:10:22.720 --> 0:10:24.360 He's a quote for it, and he's focused. One of 0:10:24.400 --> 0:10:26.480 his friends told the New York Posts, he's working really 0:10:26.480 --> 0:10:29.520 hard in the gym. He's any right. He's even eliminated sex. 0:10:29.679 --> 0:10:32.160 He does that now when he's preparing, no sex until 0:10:32.160 --> 0:10:34.760 the tournament is over. He doesn't want anything to take 0:10:34.840 --> 0:10:35.840 away his focus. 0:10:35.880 --> 0:10:38.160 It made it funny how he can eliminate it for golf, 0:10:38.160 --> 0:10:40.160 but he couldn't eliminate it while he was married. 0:10:40.400 --> 0:10:43.000 Yeah. Interesting, That would have been a better headline. 0:10:43.240 --> 0:10:47.280 Tiger Woods eliminates sex with other women whilst married. Yeah, 0:10:47.440 --> 0:10:48.520 better headline it was. 0:10:48.679 --> 0:10:50.960 It was dead said like a human Merino ram at 0:10:51.000 --> 0:10:56.000 one stage, serving fifty u's at a time, in one paddock, 0:10:56.160 --> 0:10:58.680 in one sitting. Wow, and he's like, oh, I'm standing 0:10:58.679 --> 0:11:01.640 from sex. Well, he's had enough sex to still like 0:11:01.840 --> 0:11:03.000 an army of men. 0:11:02.880 --> 0:11:05.079 I know, and to pro create a lot of little 0:11:05.120 --> 0:11:05.800 baby rams. 0:11:05.840 --> 0:11:08.920 There you go, what Tiger I too am also ustained 0:11:10.000 --> 0:11:14.880 my choice two five six. That's your post it Snooze 0:11:14.920 --> 0:11:16.840 news coming out next day's Will you do us the 0:11:16.880 --> 0:11:19.280 honor of dropping the first question for the six fifteen 0:11:19.360 --> 0:11:20.240 venue Machine quiz. 0:11:20.280 --> 0:11:24.040 Gregotty too is abstaining from sex unless it's easter, good 0:11:24.080 --> 0:11:24.960 special occasion. 0:11:27.040 --> 0:11:32.280 Too much information? How good is the internet? There? It is? 0:11:33.200 --> 0:11:35.400 There's genuinely probably some youngsters out there being like, what's 0:11:35.440 --> 0:11:39.200 that sound? That is the sound of a collision when 0:11:39.200 --> 0:11:40.920 someone's trying to make a phone call and you're trying 0:11:40.920 --> 0:11:42.280 to jump on the Internet at the same time. 0:11:42.520 --> 0:11:46.679 Yeah, what about was there like a little line that went. 0:11:47.960 --> 0:11:52.160 Across and you're almost through? 0:11:53.440 --> 0:11:55.480 Nearly there, guys hanging, it's only going to be another 0:11:55.520 --> 0:11:56.559 eighteen minutes. 0:11:56.400 --> 0:11:59.360 Into the Promised Land. Some good news for all the 0:11:59.400 --> 0:12:01.800 dirty birds out there. And when I say all you, 0:12:01.920 --> 0:12:05.920 I mean us. Let's all unite together. Google has committed 0:12:05.920 --> 0:12:09.200 to raising billions of private browsing records and accepting certain 0:12:09.240 --> 0:12:13.240 limitations on its ability to track users. So, under these 0:12:13.280 --> 0:12:15.760 new conditions of a suggested legal agreement to settle a 0:12:15.800 --> 0:12:19.440 lawsuit the tech giant, which was accused of violating individuals 0:12:19.480 --> 0:12:22.960 privacy by gathering user data even during a private mode browsing, 0:12:23.120 --> 0:12:27.040 it's been addressed. The lawsuit has ended up in five 0:12:27.080 --> 0:12:28.439 billion dollars in damages. 0:12:28.559 --> 0:12:30.880 I'm just going to break that down for everyone. Google 0:12:30.960 --> 0:12:36.280 has agreed to erase billions and billions of Internet histories, 0:12:36.360 --> 0:12:41.040 not enough, not enough, not enough for the Hayes family. 0:12:41.120 --> 0:12:44.520 What about. A Google spokesman as well has supported this 0:12:44.640 --> 0:12:47.760 situation despite the allegations. He said, we are pleased to 0:12:47.760 --> 0:12:50.760 settle this lawsuit, which we always believe was meritless. That's 0:12:50.800 --> 0:12:55.920 from spokesperson George Castenetta. Oh, that's too close to George Costanzas. 0:12:55.960 --> 0:12:59.200 He's not giving me it's not you, it's me routine. 0:13:00.080 --> 0:13:04.560 I invented it's not you, it's me. So when George Castanetta, yeah, 0:13:04.640 --> 0:13:09.280 makes a statement of goes, did you say, Castanetta, Augustanza, George? 0:13:09.320 --> 0:13:12.160 Are you the George? Or you are you are? Aren't you? 0:13:12.360 --> 0:13:15.000 Way too hard to take you seriously? I didn't know 0:13:15.480 --> 0:13:19.120 firstly that when you went into private Browsing that it 0:13:19.160 --> 0:13:22.080 was still getting tracked. Who knew that? Did you know 0:13:22.160 --> 0:13:24.400 that it was actually genuinely still going through the book? 0:13:24.440 --> 0:13:25.400 Are you insane? 0:13:25.600 --> 0:13:28.240 Everything is tracked right, old dirty bird over here, all 0:13:28.280 --> 0:13:32.400 over it, everything straight, it says private browsing. 0:13:32.559 --> 0:13:36.160 But everything is tracked by the cloud and by the 0:13:36.200 --> 0:13:38.760 ether and by something that's out there that none of 0:13:38.800 --> 0:13:39.440 us understand. 0:13:39.640 --> 0:13:42.360 Wow, so this sort of makes sense when you see 0:13:42.400 --> 0:13:44.600 maybe that this person googled this, or if it's a 0:13:44.600 --> 0:13:48.880 criminal case, like oh, this person googled shovel or where 0:13:48.880 --> 0:13:50.640 can I buy a shovel and rope and then the 0:13:50.640 --> 0:13:53.480 crime happened. Yeah, they probably doing that on private browsing. 0:13:53.559 --> 0:13:56.520 Well, well, most possibly. You've got too much trust in 0:13:56.559 --> 0:13:57.440 the internet, don't you? 0:13:57.480 --> 0:14:00.319 Big time, big time? And Joe's I reckon. Remember I've 0:14:00.320 --> 0:14:01.880 read it off this story before. But when I was 0:14:01.920 --> 0:14:05.679 about thirteen fourteen, very interesting time, real interesting time for 0:14:05.880 --> 0:14:06.559 youngs are coming through. 0:14:06.559 --> 0:14:09.280 It's an evolving time in a young man's life, isn't it. 0:14:09.559 --> 0:14:11.840 Around about that time as well? With the internet? Wasn't 0:14:12.280 --> 0:14:14.400 that it was pretty new, Like it wasn't that old? Yeah, 0:14:14.440 --> 0:14:17.800 it was very very interesting point. And I remember for 0:14:17.840 --> 0:14:19.880 some reason, Yeah, we've got all these viruses. I was like, 0:14:19.920 --> 0:14:21.760 what the hell's going on? Dad got a computer tech 0:14:21.800 --> 0:14:24.800 out there, and computer tech genuinely wrote out a list 0:14:24.840 --> 0:14:27.960 of the websites that have been visited, and let's just 0:14:28.000 --> 0:14:31.080 say they were all sorts of different shades of blue. 0:14:31.880 --> 0:14:35.360 So Dad's reading out these websites and obviously I'm googling 0:14:35.400 --> 0:14:37.640 things and it's taking me to websites. Yeah, but you 0:14:37.680 --> 0:14:41.440 can imagine how aggressive the title of the websites. Yeah, yeah, 0:14:41.560 --> 0:14:43.560 like you can't write it out, but it's on. They 0:14:43.560 --> 0:14:47.560 think that I'm I'm genuinely writing out these names, like 0:14:47.560 --> 0:14:50.200 by memory. It's not. I'm just googling stuff and then 0:14:50.240 --> 0:14:52.120 just sort of browsing. It's going from one website to 0:14:52.120 --> 0:14:54.840 the other. Yeah, and we fixed up the computer, but 0:14:54.920 --> 0:14:58.080 the trust was never quite the same, I think. I 0:14:58.080 --> 0:14:59.800 remember at the time, I was so ashamed. I was like, 0:15:00.240 --> 0:15:01.800 I'm sorry, I don't know what to do. I just 0:15:01.840 --> 0:15:03.320 feel dirt. I'm gonna go have a shower. And he 0:15:03.440 --> 0:15:05.080 was like, we'll leave the door open because we can't 0:15:05.080 --> 0:15:10.920 trust you. Seven and seven, next, thirteen, twenty four ten, 0:15:10.960 --> 0:15:13.160 who wants a job on standby list for first class? 0:15:13.160 --> 0:15:15.400 And fifty k you're dirty birds. It's fine. 0:15:15.480 --> 0:15:18.240 Interestingly, the seven at seven is something you googled back 0:15:18.240 --> 0:15:25.800 in the day, Dear Diary, I just have to get 0:15:25.840 --> 0:15:28.640 this one off my chest. I'm a small child. 0:15:29.360 --> 0:15:30.440 Seals sneezing. 0:15:30.720 --> 0:15:33.800 Now, in seal sneeze, they sound like a very vastly 0:15:33.960 --> 0:15:35.240 different bodily function. 0:15:35.840 --> 0:15:36.680 Can I fight for you? 0:15:36.760 --> 0:15:40.960 Yeah? Okay, ladies and gentlemen, this is a snail steal. 0:15:41.280 --> 0:15:45.160 What seal Sneeze slash bart. 0:15:45.240 --> 0:15:54.480 I'm looking forward to this big builder. There you go, Yes, 0:15:54.880 --> 0:15:56.200 this is seal Sneeze. 0:15:56.360 --> 0:15:59.000 All this week we learned what gets hazy up and about, 0:15:59.120 --> 0:16:00.720 and it's not just gather around. 0:16:00.840 --> 0:16:04.320 It all started with the black eye pees, gets you drunk, 0:16:04.520 --> 0:16:05.760 gets your love junk. 0:16:05.560 --> 0:16:06.320 Off my house. 0:16:06.680 --> 0:16:06.840 Mam. 0:16:07.200 --> 0:16:08.080 What do you reckon, shan. 0:16:11.800 --> 0:16:12.600 Black eyed tea? 0:16:12.840 --> 0:16:15.800 Yeah, yeah, well done. 0:16:16.080 --> 0:16:18.840 Absolute tuna saw us, by the way. 0:16:19.400 --> 0:16:21.040 Then it was Delta, your girl. 0:16:21.080 --> 0:16:22.720 Delta performed, of course she did. 0:16:22.720 --> 0:16:25.120 She just did a medley and just doesn't know how 0:16:25.120 --> 0:16:25.880 to miss that woman. 0:16:26.120 --> 0:16:28.320 She's absolutely fallless. So now every times I reckon, I 0:16:28.320 --> 0:16:30.320 can say four less when you say del in the 0:16:30.360 --> 0:16:35.880 same Sunday, it's like flelter fludroum. 0:16:36.000 --> 0:16:38.840 Although that story didn't end all that well for young Horse. 0:16:39.120 --> 0:16:43.720 I couldn't find it football with her brother. If I 0:16:43.720 --> 0:16:46.320 played football with Trend, why would I have access to 0:16:46.400 --> 0:16:47.520 his sister's number? 0:16:47.640 --> 0:16:49.640 Because you're not smooth enough, That's what I thought. 0:16:49.840 --> 0:16:52.920 That's right, But yeah, okay, I think I was. I 0:16:52.920 --> 0:16:55.920 think I was competing with Brian McFadden. 0:17:03.000 --> 0:17:05.280 And then there were the usual players in the who 0:17:05.320 --> 0:17:06.640 excites Hazy game. 0:17:07.320 --> 0:17:08.840 Jason Francis is backing. 0:17:09.359 --> 0:17:11.120 Ah, your boy I did dealing. 0:17:10.960 --> 0:17:12.880 My time because he said, I listen to you guys 0:17:12.960 --> 0:17:15.520 most mornings. To Jason, I don't care if we're talking 0:17:15.800 --> 0:17:18.280 to the Prime minister. If your name pops up on 0:17:18.280 --> 0:17:23.200 that phone screen, we're putting you on. Sorry Anthony, Jason R. Francis. 0:17:23.680 --> 0:17:25.679 And also a quick question do you actually have his 0:17:25.800 --> 0:17:27.520 mobile them? But has he handed it over yet? 0:17:30.200 --> 0:17:33.520 Even our daytime announce a d C. Cops some love that. 0:17:33.560 --> 0:17:36.160 I'm just about do it for us. Scarcer's just off 0:17:36.160 --> 0:17:37.960 to the side a little bit. Jade's warming up those 0:17:38.000 --> 0:17:39.760 beautiful creamy hamstrings of his. 0:17:40.160 --> 0:17:43.640 Gorgeous d It's d C. Oh we love you DC, 0:17:43.920 --> 0:17:46.080 more like deliciously charming. 0:17:46.600 --> 0:17:49.399 Sorry sorry, sorry Jodie to interrupt your diary loving it 0:17:49.440 --> 0:17:51.760 by the way, it's DC here. Hang on a minute, 0:17:51.960 --> 0:17:55.359 creamy hamstrings here, they are hazy love in the comments. 0:17:55.400 --> 0:17:57.560 It just helps me smash play every morning on those 0:17:57.600 --> 0:17:58.680 fresh hits and throwbacks. 0:17:58.760 --> 0:17:59.159 Do you know what? 0:17:59.400 --> 0:18:01.600 I can only doing it though, if you keep working 0:18:01.600 --> 0:18:04.960 on those beautiful carbs of yours. 0:18:04.960 --> 0:18:07.760 Gorgeous anyway, creamy hamstrings out, blah blah. 0:18:08.280 --> 0:18:12.200 This all positively makes my psychic ovaries glow, I will. 0:18:12.240 --> 0:18:15.800 I always joke that I've got footy ovaries that I 0:18:15.800 --> 0:18:20.199 can like that big. But if you are heading to 0:18:20.240 --> 0:18:23.760 the footy this weekend, just avoid the cubicle recently vacated 0:18:23.800 --> 0:18:25.080 by my good mate Andrew. 0:18:27.440 --> 0:18:29.040 Very nice tank stuff. 0:18:29.240 --> 0:18:36.359 Remember, yes, let's see what gimm me six beers and 0:18:36.400 --> 0:18:38.040 a couple of hot dogs, just a couple of. 0:18:40.600 --> 0:18:43.160 Hey, there was nothing like a mic misshap this week. 0:18:43.320 --> 0:18:45.560 It's a round about that time of the day, Joe. 0:18:45.600 --> 0:18:47.440 It's oh my gosh, what's going over there? 0:18:48.000 --> 0:18:49.480 My microphone just went limb. 0:18:49.640 --> 0:18:53.040 It's okay, classic, we handled it well. 0:18:52.920 --> 0:18:53.280 Thank you. 0:18:54.240 --> 0:18:56.840 And what would gather around me without a fast paced 0:18:56.920 --> 0:18:59.600 chat with Big Eddie. But we did go to leave 0:18:59.680 --> 0:19:02.080 the event last night and I looked my right and 0:19:02.200 --> 0:19:04.800 Eddie Maguire was walking out with his beautiful wife Carla 0:19:05.320 --> 0:19:09.240 and my husband who just cannot help himself. It was 0:19:09.359 --> 0:19:11.760 a couple of beers that just turn around and goes, oh, 0:19:12.000 --> 0:19:14.520 good I Eddie, you're going to catch any footy on 0:19:14.560 --> 0:19:16.719 the weekend. 0:19:17.359 --> 0:19:19.400 Good conversation, stuff goody. 0:19:19.440 --> 0:19:20.800 But he would have said it like this, Hey, are 0:19:20.800 --> 0:19:22.080 you going to catch any foody on the weekend? 0:19:22.160 --> 0:19:22.400 Yeah? 0:19:23.160 --> 0:19:27.000