Speaker 1: We got get you the morning every day, every lady
Speaker 1: Adelaide fridays with you for call Ryan Fitzgure or good
Speaker 1: mornings from.
Speaker 2: A scrub to a grub. Thanks for having me.
Speaker 3: Okay, first and foremost, Hey, you feel you've had a
Speaker 3: big couple of days. You're on the front bar on
Speaker 3: Thursday night. Last night I saw you at the Crows.
Speaker 3: They went down to screaming hate the boys.
Speaker 4: I just don't know what to do, Joe. I don't
Speaker 4: know what to do. I don't know where to look.
Speaker 4: I just you know, I never thought that we're going
Speaker 4: to start, you know. And I've got I've got polled
Speaker 4: Adelaide mates out there, and I know you know who
Speaker 4: you are, your pieces of If you keep sending me
Speaker 4: a photo of Owen Wilson, I'm going to lose it.
Speaker 4: And then and then there was Owen Right. I had
Speaker 4: another mate who sent me a photo of Owen Wright
Speaker 4: the surfer. Okay, I know where Owen four. I know that, Yep.
Speaker 4: I just leave me alone. I don't We will bounce
Speaker 4: back at some stage. Just you know, Hazy, it's just
Speaker 4: some basic mistakes.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 4: I haven't seen that in this side before. And we
Speaker 4: were scoring over one hundred points a game. Last year
Speaker 4: we struggled to get to fifty now.
Speaker 1: So clearly fits. I don't want to get too scn
Speaker 1: on you, but Texa has got a sawback.
Speaker 2: He does, he does.
Speaker 4: He can't bend down and pick up the ball, and
Speaker 4: that's not stuff.
Speaker 2: No, no, I'm being.
Speaker 4: Serious the last few weeks, and you know, I love
Speaker 4: that man.
Speaker 2: I adore that man.
Speaker 4: But he in the last few weeks he's been trying
Speaker 4: to kick balls off the ground because he can't. He's back,
Speaker 4: he can't get down, so I don't know if he
Speaker 4: needs a rest or. He played a lot better last night,
Speaker 4: Don't get me wrong. I thought he was our standout
Speaker 4: forward along with Isaac Rankin.
Speaker 2: But I don't know what to do.
Speaker 4: I've actually been I got out some black boot polish
Speaker 4: and I started shining up the old.
Speaker 3: Cooperman we were when you last night because you're in
Speaker 3: the over box and we didn't get invited. But how
Speaker 3: would you describe your behavior at the football?
Speaker 1: What we like? Vocal?
Speaker 2: I took.
Speaker 4: I took my mate Punners and his kids and my
Speaker 4: good mate cam Right and Partners is really good mates
Speaker 4: with Simon Goodwin.
Speaker 2: Ye two of his kids rocked up with Melbourne.
Speaker 4: And it was it was so hard for me when
Speaker 4: I had to escort them out before the fir. I said,
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, mate, there's you ruber off your go. But
Speaker 4: there was about a halfway through the game I was
Speaker 4: pretty confident we were looking okay and then you know,
Speaker 4: those mistakes started creeping back in again. But you know what,
Speaker 4: you've got to have hope. You've got to have hope.
Speaker 4: It's also been a tough week for me when I
Speaker 4: see that Guys Sebastian has been given the number one
Speaker 4: ticket Hub.
Speaker 1: We discussed that. We discussed whether it was a three
Speaker 1: way race between Guy Sebastian, Ryan or even Paddy Mills. Tough.
Speaker 2: That's been tough.
Speaker 4: I see Sam Max in town as well, so I
Speaker 4: text Sam I said, you know, this is really hard
Speaker 4: for me, but we've obviously both missed out. But we'll
Speaker 4: go back into the draft. We'll be traded somewhere else
Speaker 4: another port Adelaide.
Speaker 1: I mean, I.
Speaker 3: Expected you to be a bit flash, but honestly, at
Speaker 3: this point, like blink twice if you need us to
Speaker 3: send help, this is a diar.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, it's you know what it's you move on.
Speaker 4: Every day the sun rises and you get ready to
Speaker 4: lose to cart and again next.
Speaker 1: That's good, isn't it. We've got a little motto around here,
Speaker 1: Joe Biden's well, thank you all, God bless you all.
Speaker 1: Let's go, let's go, Let let the world. Let's get
Speaker 1: it done. So get back on the horse, mate, and
Speaker 1: lick it up, lick the world, lick it all back up.
Speaker 6: Yeah, fifty very quickly.
Speaker 3: We were speaking a little earlier because Joe Biden people
Speaker 3: have been stealing stuff from his private jet, little pillowcases
Speaker 3: and that sort of sampling things. Have you ever sampled
Speaker 3: something perhaps you shouldn't have.
Speaker 1: Why do we get the feeling that the Fitzgerald's back
Speaker 1: in the day may have some souvenirs?
Speaker 5: Yeah we.
Speaker 2: Yeah, look, okay, I may have.
Speaker 4: Do you know what this is? I shouldn't say this.
Speaker 4: We were we were young. This was early nineties, right.
Speaker 4: Do you remember Lynn Arnold. Lynn Arnold was our premiere.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, do you remember.
Speaker 2: Early nineties Lynn Arnold?
Speaker 4: He was down at the Port and Lunger Institute and
Speaker 4: he was talking to locals down there in the council
Speaker 4: and he left his voice recorder behind Joe. It so
Speaker 4: it's you know, remember those little things where you'd record
Speaker 4: and you'd memo, do your little speech, you listen to it,
Speaker 4: back your memos. You and his pa would then go
Speaker 4: and write out an email or write the letter out
Speaker 4: for him. We stole that, took it to cash Converters.
Speaker 1: What did you get for it?
Speaker 2: Which was which was weird. When I walked into cash Converters,
Speaker 2: they went, hello, Fitzy, what have you got for us today?
Speaker 1: What's under that big code of yours today?
Speaker 2: We got fifty dollars for that, So sorry, Lynn.
Speaker 4: There were some beautiful speeches on there, though I think
Speaker 4: your daughter's wedding was one of them.
Speaker 1: That was a beautiful speech.
Speaker 2: But he lost that and.
Speaker 3: Cash Converter is no longer just to heads up fifties
Speaker 3: coming in with his.
Speaker 6: Crows, jump.
Speaker 1: And we'll be back.
Speaker 2: Okay, I've got a smile on my face. Now, gather around.
Speaker 2: How good has it been?
Speaker 4: It's been an amazing and Joe, it's just on the
Speaker 4: front bar Wednesday night, to sit backstage of Adelaide Oval
Speaker 4: at the Johnny Plattin Bar and to have Malcolm Blight
Speaker 4: tell us stories about Gary Ablett Sen like it was
Speaker 4: just unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Unbelievable. How good is Bloody telling story? And it's one
Speaker 1: hundred percent focused on Bloody but that's completely fine.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Bloody loves a bit of blindy was it
Speaker 4: was an amazing night. So I've had such a good week.
Speaker 4: I really have such And there's a few city boys
Speaker 4: coming over as well. So well done to Adelaide and
Speaker 4: well done to everybody.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you to my parents.
Speaker 1: Like you said, your bounce back next week against the
Speaker 1: the Blues.
Speaker 3: Check out the NIFEM skip from the Front Bar. Two
Speaker 3: of you standing out front of the Adelaide Airport amongst
Speaker 3: other celebrity friends welcoming the Front Bar Boys to Adelaide.
Speaker 6: It's very very funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, thank you guys. We'll speak to you next week.
Speaker 6: The week you're waking up to Adelaide.
Speaker 3: News.
Speaker 7: What's the news today, thooth news.
Speaker 3: These are the top stories that you need to know today.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Abbey in the news room. What you
Speaker 3: got to some breaking news. Nixy is going to step
Speaker 3: down and I'm going to take over. Yeah, just letting
Speaker 3: everyone know, Okay, no, gather round over.
Speaker 6: Everything is tepless training.
Speaker 1: Yes, bring back oranges.
Speaker 6: At half time at short to shorts.
Speaker 8: No, just kidding, Nix, He's not resigning, but yeah, bad
Speaker 8: news for the Crows. Now, let's talk about gather around. Obviously,
Speaker 8: huge for Adelaide. Last night we had more than forty
Speaker 8: seven thousand pack Adelaide Oval, which is just amazing. Such
Speaker 8: a great time of year. The city is just so
Speaker 8: buzzing with energy. It's just great. We'll have another thirty
Speaker 8: thousand people fly through Adelaide Airport today. The Norward Oval
Speaker 8: obviously and Mount Barker Oval will host games over the
Speaker 8: weekend as well, so it's all happening. I do have
Speaker 8: some really big news for our wine industry though, which
Speaker 8: is good because obviously people are going to be flocking
Speaker 8: to the regions to go and see what we have
Speaker 8: to offer. The top wineries have been announced and the
Speaker 8: Brossa Valley has actually led the regions with the most
Speaker 8: on the list. The highest ranking wineries include hench K
Speaker 8: at number two, Penfolds at number four, and sepals Field
Speaker 8: at number six. If you're here and you're staying for
Speaker 8: a little while, and you've got the chance and you're
Speaker 8: not from Adelaide, go go and see the Morossa see
Speaker 8: McLaren vale. It is beautiful out there, stunning and obviously
Speaker 8: if you want to know everything that's going on this weekend,
Speaker 8: because there is so much that I can't get through
Speaker 8: it all right now, there is a guide on our
Speaker 8: NOVERB website that we've put together with everything that's going on,
Speaker 8: more activations, footy festival, ziplining everything.
Speaker 3: Guess who spent a lot of time putting that together
Speaker 3: for everyone that was then, yeah, Newsy. Every now and
Speaker 3: then you have a moment. Sometimes that moment is on
Speaker 3: the world stage and there's a lot of pressure on
Speaker 3: you to perform. Unfortunately, for French diver Alexis Jandard, his moment.
Speaker 6: Fell very very short.
Speaker 3: So they were launching the aquatic center for the Paris
Speaker 3: Olympics and he slipped on.
Speaker 9: The the poor thing at the inauguration in Saint Denis
Speaker 9: and the pool and aquatic center was inaugurated this week,
Speaker 9: but the president, Emmanuel macarn was left probably underwhelmed by
Speaker 9: the diver's performance.
Speaker 3: He's a genuine what happens, Yeah, sorry, so it's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: You see kids do this and I need to go
Speaker 1: have not professional.
Speaker 3: He like ran up and then just slipped and fell
Speaker 3: on his back and he said, it's a stroke of
Speaker 3: bad luck. I left my DNA and there must still
Speaker 3: be a bit of my back on the board. But
Speaker 3: it's okay, it's just scratch, as I didn't hurt myself
Speaker 3: on the most important thing. Tomorrow, I'm going back to training.
Speaker 3: And that's the lesson for everyone. You just go again tomorrow.
Speaker 6: You just get back up.
Speaker 1: Yep, physically fine mentally watch this.
Speaker 8: Space, But can you imagine him looking on the like
Speaker 8: the internet will do their thing.
Speaker 6: The memes that are going to come out of this,
Speaker 6: I know I'm going to be hilarious.
Speaker 3: We were saying, it's like, this is Jody on Monday morning.
Speaker 8: This is Jody trying to get to work on time,
Speaker 8: diving into the working.
Speaker 6: Week, Jody trying to be a parent.
Speaker 1: Yeah, bang, banging up in the water.
Speaker 8: Sideways, hazy trying to only have one beer at the footage, Oh.
Speaker 1: Miss, maybe that's not funny because it's unbelievably true, scarily accurate.
Speaker 1: How about this for a headline as well? Tiger Woods
Speaker 1: has eliminated sex. Yeah, who saw this coming? Nobody? Tiger
Speaker 1: Woods is minimizing distractions ahead of the twenty twenty four Masters.
Speaker 1: He's a quote for it, and he's focused. One of
Speaker 1: his friends told the New York Posts, he's working really
Speaker 1: hard in the gym. He's any right. He's even eliminated sex.
Speaker 1: He does that now when he's preparing, no sex until
Speaker 1: the tournament is over. He doesn't want anything to take
Speaker 1: away his focus.
Speaker 8: It made it funny how he can eliminate it for golf,
Speaker 8: but he couldn't eliminate it while he was married.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Interesting, That would have been a better headline.
Speaker 3: Tiger Woods eliminates sex with other women whilst married. Yeah,
Speaker 3: better headline it was.
Speaker 1: It was dead said like a human Merino ram at
Speaker 1: one stage, serving fifty u's at a time, in one paddock,
Speaker 1: in one sitting. Wow, and he's like, oh, I'm standing
Speaker 1: from sex. Well, he's had enough sex to still like
Speaker 1: an army of men.
Speaker 3: I know, and to pro create a lot of little
Speaker 3: baby rams.
Speaker 1: There you go, what Tiger I too am also ustained
Speaker 1: my choice two five six. That's your post it Snooze
Speaker 1: news coming out next day's Will you do us the
Speaker 1: honor of dropping the first question for the six fifteen
Speaker 1: venue Machine quiz.
Speaker 3: Gregotty too is abstaining from sex unless it's easter, good
Speaker 3: special occasion.
Speaker 1: Too much information? How good is the internet? There? It is?
Speaker 1: There's genuinely probably some youngsters out there being like, what's
Speaker 1: that sound? That is the sound of a collision when
Speaker 1: someone's trying to make a phone call and you're trying
Speaker 1: to jump on the Internet at the same time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what about was there like a little line that went.
Speaker 1: Across and you're almost through?
Speaker 3: Nearly there, guys hanging, it's only going to be another
Speaker 3: eighteen minutes.
Speaker 1: Into the Promised Land. Some good news for all the
Speaker 1: dirty birds out there. And when I say all you,
Speaker 1: I mean us. Let's all unite together. Google has committed
Speaker 1: to raising billions of private browsing records and accepting certain
Speaker 1: limitations on its ability to track users. So, under these
Speaker 1: new conditions of a suggested legal agreement to settle a
Speaker 1: lawsuit the tech giant, which was accused of violating individuals
Speaker 1: privacy by gathering user data even during a private mode browsing,
Speaker 1: it's been addressed. The lawsuit has ended up in five
Speaker 1: billion dollars in damages.
Speaker 3: I'm just going to break that down for everyone. Google
Speaker 3: has agreed to erase billions and billions of Internet histories,
Speaker 3: not enough, not enough, not enough for the Hayes family.
Speaker 1: What about. A Google spokesman as well has supported this
Speaker 1: situation despite the allegations. He said, we are pleased to
Speaker 1: settle this lawsuit, which we always believe was meritless. That's
Speaker 1: from spokesperson George Castenetta. Oh, that's too close to George Costanzas.
Speaker 1: He's not giving me it's not you, it's me routine.
Speaker 1: I invented it's not you, it's me. So when George Castanetta, yeah,
Speaker 1: makes a statement of goes, did you say, Castanetta, Augustanza, George?
Speaker 6: Are you the George? Or you are you are? Aren't you?
Speaker 1: Way too hard to take you seriously? I didn't know
Speaker 1: firstly that when you went into private Browsing that it
Speaker 1: was still getting tracked. Who knew that? Did you know
Speaker 1: that it was actually genuinely still going through the book?
Speaker 3: Are you insane?
Speaker 1: Everything is tracked right, old dirty bird over here, all
Speaker 1: over it, everything straight, it says private browsing.
Speaker 6: But everything is tracked by the cloud and by the
Speaker 6: ether and by something that's out there that none of
Speaker 6: us understand.
Speaker 1: Wow, so this sort of makes sense when you see
Speaker 1: maybe that this person googled this, or if it's a
Speaker 1: criminal case, like oh, this person googled shovel or where
Speaker 1: can I buy a shovel and rope and then the
Speaker 1: crime happened. Yeah, they probably doing that on private browsing.
Speaker 3: Well, well, most possibly. You've got too much trust in
Speaker 3: the internet, don't you?
Speaker 1: Big time, big time? And Joe's I reckon. Remember I've
Speaker 1: read it off this story before. But when I was
Speaker 1: about thirteen fourteen, very interesting time, real interesting time for
Speaker 1: youngs are coming through.
Speaker 6: It's an evolving time in a young man's life, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Around about that time as well? With the internet? Wasn't
Speaker 1: that it was pretty new, Like it wasn't that old? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was very very interesting point. And I remember for
Speaker 1: some reason, Yeah, we've got all these viruses. I was like,
Speaker 1: what the hell's going on? Dad got a computer tech
Speaker 1: out there, and computer tech genuinely wrote out a list
Speaker 1: of the websites that have been visited, and let's just
Speaker 1: say they were all sorts of different shades of blue.
Speaker 1: So Dad's reading out these websites and obviously I'm googling
Speaker 1: things and it's taking me to websites. Yeah, but you
Speaker 1: can imagine how aggressive the title of the websites. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: like you can't write it out, but it's on. They
Speaker 1: think that I'm I'm genuinely writing out these names, like
Speaker 1: by memory. It's not. I'm just googling stuff and then
Speaker 1: just sort of browsing. It's going from one website to
Speaker 1: the other. Yeah, and we fixed up the computer, but
Speaker 1: the trust was never quite the same, I think. I
Speaker 1: remember at the time, I was so ashamed. I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't know what to do. I just
Speaker 1: feel dirt. I'm gonna go have a shower. And he
Speaker 1: was like, we'll leave the door open because we can't
Speaker 1: trust you. Seven and seven, next, thirteen, twenty four ten,
Speaker 1: who wants a job on standby list for first class?
Speaker 1: And fifty k you're dirty birds. It's fine.
Speaker 3: Interestingly, the seven at seven is something you googled back
Speaker 3: in the day, Dear Diary, I just have to get
Speaker 3: this one off my chest. I'm a small child.
Speaker 6: Seals sneezing.
Speaker 3: Now, in seal sneeze, they sound like a very vastly
Speaker 3: different bodily function.
Speaker 6: Can I fight for you?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Okay, ladies and gentlemen, this is a snail steal.
Speaker 3: What seal Sneeze slash bart.
Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to this big builder. There you go, Yes,
Speaker 1: this is seal Sneeze.
Speaker 3: All this week we learned what gets hazy up and about,
Speaker 3: and it's not just gather around.
Speaker 6: It all started with the black eye pees, gets you drunk,
Speaker 6: gets your love junk.
Speaker 10: Off my house.
Speaker 7: Mam.
Speaker 1: What do you reckon, shan.
Speaker 11: Black eyed tea?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, well done.
Speaker 1: Absolute tuna saw us, by the way.
Speaker 6: Then it was Delta, your girl.
Speaker 1: Delta performed, of course she did.
Speaker 3: She just did a medley and just doesn't know how
Speaker 3: to miss that woman.
Speaker 1: She's absolutely fallless. So now every times I reckon, I
Speaker 1: can say four less when you say del in the
Speaker 1: same Sunday, it's like flelter fludroum.
Speaker 6: Although that story didn't end all that well for young Horse.
Speaker 1: I couldn't find it football with her brother. If I
Speaker 1: played football with Trend, why would I have access to
Speaker 1: his sister's number?
Speaker 3: Because you're not smooth enough, That's what I thought.
Speaker 1: That's right, But yeah, okay, I think I was. I
Speaker 1: think I was competing with Brian McFadden.
Speaker 3: And then there were the usual players in the who
Speaker 3: excites Hazy game.
Speaker 1: Jason Francis is backing.
Speaker 6: Ah, your boy I did dealing.
Speaker 1: My time because he said, I listen to you guys
Speaker 1: most mornings. To Jason, I don't care if we're talking
Speaker 1: to the Prime minister. If your name pops up on
Speaker 1: that phone screen, we're putting you on. Sorry Anthony, Jason R. Francis.
Speaker 3: And also a quick question do you actually have his
Speaker 3: mobile them? But has he handed it over yet?
Speaker 6: Even our daytime announce a d C. Cops some love that.
Speaker 1: I'm just about do it for us. Scarcer's just off
Speaker 1: to the side a little bit. Jade's warming up those
Speaker 1: beautiful creamy hamstrings of his.
Speaker 6: Gorgeous d It's d C. Oh we love you DC,
Speaker 6: more like deliciously charming.
Speaker 12: Sorry sorry, sorry Jodie to interrupt your diary loving it
Speaker 12: by the way, it's DC here. Hang on a minute,
Speaker 12: creamy hamstrings here, they are hazy love in the comments.
Speaker 12: It just helps me smash play every morning on those
Speaker 12: fresh hits and throwbacks.
Speaker 1: Do you know what?
Speaker 12: I can only doing it though, if you keep working
Speaker 12: on those beautiful carbs of yours.
Speaker 6: Gorgeous anyway, creamy hamstrings out, blah blah.
Speaker 3: This all positively makes my psychic ovaries glow, I will.
Speaker 3: I always joke that I've got footy ovaries that I
Speaker 3: can like that big. But if you are heading to
Speaker 3: the footy this weekend, just avoid the cubicle recently vacated
Speaker 3: by my good mate Andrew.
Speaker 6: Very nice tank stuff.
Speaker 1: Remember, yes, let's see what gimm me six beers and
Speaker 1: a couple of hot dogs, just a couple of.
Speaker 6: Hey, there was nothing like a mic misshap this week.
Speaker 1: It's a round about that time of the day, Joe.
Speaker 1: It's oh my gosh, what's going over there?
Speaker 6: My microphone just went limb.
Speaker 1: It's okay, classic, we handled it well.
Speaker 9: Thank you.
Speaker 3: And what would gather around me without a fast paced
Speaker 3: chat with Big Eddie. But we did go to leave
Speaker 3: the event last night and I looked my right and
Speaker 3: Eddie Maguire was walking out with his beautiful wife Carla
Speaker 3: and my husband who just cannot help himself. It was
Speaker 3: a couple of beers that just turn around and goes, oh,
Speaker 3: good I Eddie, you're going to catch any footy on
Speaker 3: the weekend.
Speaker 1: Good conversation, stuff goody.
Speaker 8: But he would have said it like this, Hey, are
Speaker 8: you going to catch any foody on the weekend?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Andrew Dinners The Weekend Real Pies. You wasn't post the
Speaker 1: North fron tuppy.
Speaker 6: Teats in it, and Ed's like, what so do our
Speaker 6: girl Delta.
Speaker 1: That flelter Wolding.
Speaker 6: My fast paced hubby The.
Speaker 1: Weekend really pies? You wistron tup your teats? How with it?
Speaker 6: And to my favorite caller of the week, Ruth.
Speaker 1: Ruth my wife Scottish and she's called me a pillock
Speaker 1: for such a long time and I've only just discovered
Speaker 1: that it's not a good thing.
Speaker 13: It's not a good thing, which is probably right.
Speaker 6: Got off this weekend, Kings and Queen's all my love Jody.
Speaker 14: Last two songs going head to head.
Speaker 3: All you have to do is jump on the Jody
Speaker 3: and Hazy Instagram page and cast your vote for the
Speaker 3: song that you would like to hear just after eight
Speaker 3: o'clock road trip theme this week, we've gone in vastly
Speaker 3: different directions.
Speaker 1: Very different directions. It would seem that maybe you took
Speaker 1: the long route together around Wow.
Speaker 6: I took the Great Ocean Road. You drove straight from Victoria.
Speaker 1: Per Pay from Melbourne vi per to get to Adelaide.
Speaker 6: That's okay.
Speaker 1: I do like my song though, what you sell it
Speaker 1: for us?
Speaker 6: Go on then a bit of cold Play.
Speaker 1: Look, it's a good song, and let's not be some
Speaker 1: of those people we hate on Coldplay, just for say,
Speaker 1: cadding on Coldpark.
Speaker 6: Who hates in cold Play?
Speaker 1: People do that? They're probably the same practist people hate
Speaker 1: on goa. Nikoback got some churns him for the weekend.
Speaker 1: I think you've gone a bit clever as well with
Speaker 1: a title, haven't.
Speaker 3: You well him for the weekend? Because we're going into
Speaker 3: the weekend. It just makes sense. Yeah, okay, Yeah, you
Speaker 3: chose your song not knowing that this band was actually
Speaker 3: playing at the Norwood Food and Wine Festival on Sunday.
Speaker 1: Isn't that an extra little perk, isn't it?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: The tempera trap that you didn't know about him for
Speaker 1: the weekend, the sweet disposition by the tempera trap. Votes
Speaker 1: are pretty tired at the moment. Reasonably told sixty, I.
Speaker 3: Will say this, you are leading seven to four, and
Speaker 3: I would make an appeal to the good people of Adelaide.
Speaker 6: Hazy is not a good winner. Excuse he is not
Speaker 6: a good winner in this space.
Speaker 1: What about these desperate tactics and what about the taxi
Speaker 1: he sounds like a politician. I don't vote for him
Speaker 1: because he's a bad person. How about it's vote for
Speaker 1: me because I've got a good song. Don't not vote
Speaker 1: for him because of what he's doing. Sure, I'll rant
Speaker 1: and i'll carry on, and i'll beat my chest and
Speaker 1: i'll do things like if I win, I get over
Speaker 1: the long.
Speaker 3: I just made my point for me. Thank you very much.
Speaker 6: I appreciate you.
Speaker 1: How about you try selecting a decent side.
Speaker 6: That it mine is a good song, it's cold play.
Speaker 1: How's that for a tactic.
Speaker 3: You don't deserve a sixty one to thirty nine percent
Speaker 3: lead at the moment.
Speaker 6: That's all I'll say.
Speaker 1: All So, how do you know I'm leading?
Speaker 3: Because I just assumed because I had a quick look
Speaker 3: yesterday when my husband chose to.
Speaker 6: Vote for you.
Speaker 1: Right again at Jody Daisy, here's your song selection, sweet
Speaker 1: disposition versus him for the weekend where you announced winning
Speaker 1: song at eight o'clock get voted. Hey, you look like that.
Speaker 3: Our next guests are a bunch of mates from Perth.
Speaker 3: I've set Instagram alight with their footy parodies and online
Speaker 3: deranged hijis here the boy is responsible for this.
Speaker 10: Every July Ali and jelly A P.
Speaker 3: Wiskits on our voys Jason Horn Francis and I Zach
Speaker 3: Rankin to come very shortly, with over three hundred thousand
Speaker 3: followers on social media, please welcome former Fox Sports journo
Speaker 3: and giant Josh Harlem and fellow podcasters Harry Fitzgerald and
Speaker 3: Georgio Savini.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, the boys kick it forward in the studio.
Speaker 6: How good. We are massive fans of your stuff.
Speaker 10: Thank you.
Speaker 3: One of my favorites was the Sam Berry video where
Speaker 3: he's just like running around tackling everyone.
Speaker 10: Yeah, Adelaid Crow, it's been really nice to us.
Speaker 1: That's on.
Speaker 10: We've always had like a very good reception. Adelaide.
Speaker 7: Like a lot of our podcast listeners for the Keyboard
Speaker 7: podcast there they're in Adelaid too. But we did we
Speaker 7: reached out and did something with Rachelley, Darcy Foggy, and
Speaker 7: then we did one with Sam Berry.
Speaker 1: Maybe your best work as well is Josh for Shelley dancing.
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, he was.
Speaker 1: It's funny.
Speaker 15: We rock up to those things and you've got this
Speaker 15: Joss this idea in his head about how it's going
Speaker 15: to go, the script written out. They've got no idea
Speaker 15: and you're pretty much just unleashed on them. Hey, you're
Speaker 15: going to be doing some silly dancing.
Speaker 1: I'm doing yourself a favor right now on Instagram and
Speaker 1: follow these guys kick it forward. If you like humor
Speaker 1: and you're like football and sport in general, you're gonna
Speaker 1: absolutely love it.
Speaker 7: Even Isaac Ranking yesterday was like we did something with
Speaker 7: the Crows again and he's just so nice and then
Speaker 7: like I was explaining it, then like a trifle fell
Speaker 7: over and then I dropped something and I just seeing
Speaker 7: him looking at me, like what the hell is happening?
Speaker 7: And I'm like sweating because I'm like a little bit
Speaker 7: rus Brax was good though, he's a good actor. Nailed
Speaker 7: he got panned really well and he understood straight to last.
Speaker 1: Did you ever see performing the other night?
Speaker 7: Well, where she spoke to him about that, we were like,
Speaker 7: because he did that amazing performance on the show that
Speaker 7: was in Perth. Sorry Adelaide, rather sorry must memory. And
Speaker 7: then he was like, I've never ever performed in front
Speaker 7: of anyone before.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Well, apparently, according to one of his teammates, he was
Speaker 3: so nervous before that he had to ring a family
Speaker 3: member and just got I don't want to do it.
Speaker 3: I don't want to do it, and then they sort
Speaker 3: of ushered a himore.
Speaker 1: He was telling us how nervous you was.
Speaker 10: You wouldn't know, he said that they he didn't a rehearsal.
Speaker 7: I don't, I think, says but like he did a rehearsal,
Speaker 7: and then the producers were like, I got anything else
Speaker 7: that's not really then and then they go and then
Speaker 7: he's like, well, I only practice one song and then
Speaker 7: obviously killed it and it was amazing.
Speaker 10: But he was like laughing about that, but yeah, no,
Speaker 10: he was. He was great value. It was dope boys.
Speaker 1: We want to see you guys in action. Arkaba. What's
Speaker 1: going to give some details?
Speaker 15: You get a show coming up, Arkaba Kicker Forward podcast
Speaker 15: live show. It's loosely based on the podcast. You don't
Speaker 15: have to be a listener to enjoy it, but some
Speaker 15: elements are from that for sure. We actually have some stunts. Yeah,
Speaker 15: we don't want to give too much away, but we
Speaker 15: did buy those shoes with wheels in them, so you
Speaker 15: might know that they do make they make healings for adults.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well I have little girls and they've all got heals.
Speaker 1: Are good at it because it's really hard.
Speaker 3: No, not not so much, and to the point where
Speaker 3: we're like, Okay, you can't wear heelies in public when
Speaker 3: we go out anymore.
Speaker 1: Do not google worst heeling injuries. Don't do that anyway.
Speaker 1: It's part of the show. And they go up to
Speaker 1: size at and if you're interested on before we let
Speaker 1: you go Big game tonight of course. And esson you
Speaker 1: guys are pushing the theme. What's going on?
Speaker 15: Well, why should the kids have all the fun wearing
Speaker 15: face paint? Well, I can't adults wear face pants and
Speaker 15: that's too cool the game.
Speaker 3: We just can't wait to see you guys heal your
Speaker 3: way into the Gavin wagon instead.
Speaker 15: So we're doing face paint. We're going to be on
Speaker 15: the hill tonight at adelaide Ale.
Speaker 10: Face Paint Fridays. Yeah, and join us, just get right
Speaker 10: into it.
Speaker 7: We think we should we should destigmatize adults wearing face
Speaker 7: paint for their team at events like it's great.
Speaker 10: So we'll have some paint at the game as well.
Speaker 10: Meet us on the hill.
Speaker 1: Josh, Harry Georgio, thank you so much for stupping by it.
Speaker 10: We love your work.
Speaker 1: If you haven't done so already, makes you jump on
Speaker 1: Instagram follow the boys to kick it forward and the
Speaker 1: podcast is a late water.
Speaker 6: Thank you so much.
Speaker 3: Why do I feel like I'm about to be acutely disappointed?
Speaker 3: Like me at halftime at the Crow's match last night,
Speaker 3: right as I left the building.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, so you're going to go in a different
Speaker 1: direction with this. That's okay, okay, all good?
Speaker 6: All right? Two songs up against each other.
Speaker 3: You've all cast your vote at the Jody and Hazy
Speaker 3: Instagram page and the results are about to be revealed.
Speaker 3: It was my song from Coldplay, m up against your song?
Speaker 6: Whoever sung it?
Speaker 3: Who sung it?
Speaker 1: Only you don't even know my song is so you
Speaker 1: don't even ever expect for the opposition.
Speaker 6: That's not true. It was timber Trap, wasn't it?
Speaker 1: Okay? What was a song called?
Speaker 6: It was Sweet Disposition?
Speaker 1: Oh, well done, congratulations take that as a small windess morning.
Speaker 6: Joe's shut up?
Speaker 1: All right, No, Josh morow this morning because I've got
Speaker 1: a day off, so incomes producers are we.
Speaker 2: And joke's your petitioning this morning didn't go astray.
Speaker 3: Big spike in votes after about seven o'clock this morning,
Speaker 3: which was really good and Unfortunately not enough.
Speaker 6: I didn't say that drum will please Okay, unfortunately.
Speaker 1: Not enough.
Speaker 10: Close.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it was.
Speaker 1: Okay, there it takes us to eighty four. You'll get
Speaker 1: a joke.
Speaker 6: Okay, what happens next with this guy? You watch you
Speaker 6: see what you've done?
Speaker 1: Hey, Joe, can we talk about one of the most
Speaker 1: influential and powerful and just flawless men on the planet,
Speaker 1: of course, that is Joe Biden never steps up?
Speaker 2: Think you all go, bless you all.
Speaker 1: Let's go, let's go, let let the world, let's go,
Speaker 1: let's go lick the world. Indeed, I think the world.
Speaker 3: That should be our motto for the weekend, as we
Speaker 3: had him to gather out, Let's go lick it.
Speaker 1: Let's go give it a good lick. Seriously typing Joe
Speaker 1: Biden gaff and oh my gosh, hours and hours of entertainment.
Speaker 6: Beautiful.
Speaker 1: The man knows how to stuff up a speech. What
Speaker 1: about this? Journalists have been told to stop stealing souvenirs
Speaker 1: from US President Joe Biden's official aircraft, so an infantry
Speaker 1: check on Air Force one after mister Biden's visit to
Speaker 1: the US West Coast and a couple of months ago,
Speaker 1: found several items were missing from its press section. People
Speaker 1: just taking a couple of little souvenirs. Branded pillowcases, glasses,
Speaker 1: gold rim plates among the items that allegedly vanished from
Speaker 1: the jet.
Speaker 3: I have to say, if I was a journalist following
Speaker 3: Joe Biden around and I was on his private jet,
Speaker 3: I'd be very, very tempted.
Speaker 1: Absolutely just to take something. And given Joe Biden is
Speaker 1: as alert as he is, I reckon he could steal
Speaker 1: his teeth and he didn't know. He muttered some absolute norm.
Speaker 3: He's just walking around making gummy speak for two weeks.
Speaker 3: Someone did someone take my teeth?
Speaker 1: America? Give it a good old lick thurteen, twenty four
Speaker 1: to ten. What special little souvenir did you steal?
Speaker 3: And when we don't condone fevery absolutely not.
Speaker 1: But you feel like most people have been in a
Speaker 1: situation where we're like, do you know what I might
Speaker 1: not get back here? This is a really special occasion.
Speaker 1: I want to remember it forever, absolutely, Or maybe you
Speaker 1: were being genuinely thrifty.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 6: Give us a call if you've maybe sampled something that
Speaker 6: perhaps she shouldn't have been.
Speaker 3: Everyone that gets on the air goes in the running
Speaker 3: for first class.
Speaker 6: In fifty k.
Speaker 1: I used to make it a bit of a habit
Speaker 1: back that I thought it was really really cool, particularly
Speaker 1: it's sort of nineteen or twenty. You think it's awesome
Speaker 1: to have alcoholic merchandise around your house.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is the thing, isn't it.
Speaker 1: She's we collected some bar mats. Did you use the journeys? Yeah,
Speaker 1: bar mats. So they used to be genuinely like tow
Speaker 1: so it'd be like two is new or whatever it was.
Speaker 1: And then they turned into those fancy mats, you know,
Speaker 1: the ones are sort of half stick on the bar. Yes,
Speaker 1: So you'd have to put them down your treehouse. And
Speaker 1: then you get home and you have little bar mats
Speaker 1: and you put that in the front kitchen and you'd
Speaker 1: be like, oh, this is so cool. Look at all
Speaker 1: their be emerged all that. There's like a rum post
Speaker 1: from the background. Now on your lad's lonely. What was
Speaker 1: that like?
Speaker 3: What was that feeling like when you woke up in
Speaker 3: the morning and you had a barmat stuff down the
Speaker 3: front of your pajamas.
Speaker 1: Not very good, No, not very good for things down there. No,
Speaker 1: I suppose the plus side was and no one else
Speaker 1: was ever really seeing it. They were they when you're
Speaker 1: sort of going down that direction in.
Speaker 3: Your case, you know, I mean, I mean, did you
Speaker 3: think you were going to pick up with a bar
Speaker 3: mat down in the front.
Speaker 6: Of your pants.
Speaker 1: No, it was pretty confident nothing was going to happen.
Speaker 1: It was a safe bet, as we'll go home with
Speaker 1: something thirteen twenty four to ten. What special little souvenir
Speaker 1: did you steal?
Speaker 3: Let's go to Bonnie your morning, Bonnie, what did you sample?
Speaker 3: Shall we say morning?
Speaker 5: It's not actually myself, it's my father, my dad. Every
Speaker 5: single booty trip he's come home with a bar stool
Speaker 5: from a pub out in the out in the smoking area.
Speaker 5: So it was not four different barsils from from pump. Oh.
Speaker 1: We've never met your dad, but we can absolutely know
Speaker 1: right now that he's a beautiful, perfect man.
Speaker 7: Bonnie.
Speaker 3: Can you can you please explain to me how he
Speaker 3: subtly steals a bar steal from a pub.
Speaker 5: Honestly, no idea. But I do remember once when I
Speaker 5: was young and I had a girlfriend over for a sleepover,
Speaker 5: and mom was like, oh, we got to go pick
Speaker 5: that up, like he's at the pub, and we were
Speaker 5: in the backseat and he legit put the bar stool
Speaker 5: on top of our lade.
Speaker 3: It is amazing, absolutely perfect. They don't match, though, do they, Bonnie?
Speaker 3: They're all different.
Speaker 5: No, surprisingly, they actually all match. Oh well.
Speaker 3: Standing, thank you, Bonnie.
Speaker 1: Real tile of robin Hood, isn't it?
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten give us a call this morning?
Speaker 3: What have you perhaps taken from somewhere that you shouldn't have?
Speaker 5: Brad?
Speaker 6: What have you perhaps sampled?
Speaker 10: Good morning?
Speaker 2: How are you good?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 13: I was actually my brother the same thing. Pubs around Adelaide,
Speaker 13: and he used to take wherever he went restaurants.
Speaker 5: As well, just the peakers.
Speaker 13: I don't know why he ended up with some that
Speaker 13: were not even fancy.
Speaker 1: Wow do you need salt and pepper shakers for every
Speaker 1: room of the house?
Speaker 6: That's true?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Pretty much?
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, I was not.
Speaker 3: When you're as obsessed with solti as I am.
Speaker 1: It's good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you, Brad, Donna, what have you sampled?
Speaker 2: Good morning?
Speaker 11: I've had to do a weird addiction that whenever I'm
Speaker 11: stay in a week a DNBA or a hotel, I
Speaker 11: have to take something with me like a flannel or
Speaker 11: a fridge magna or a steak knife like that.
Speaker 1: Wow, he scared Donna. It's going to be like a
Speaker 1: gateway little obsession where eventually you start stealing you know,
Speaker 1: the couch, and then it's a fridge, and then you
Speaker 1: steal the entire house.
Speaker 11: If I could fit it in my car.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the last time I went to our place that
Speaker 3: we ran as an Airbnb, I couldn't find my peeler,
Speaker 3: my vegetable peel at Donna, did you stay with us?
Speaker 11: No, I've never taken a vegetable pila.
Speaker 3: Right, Okay, well that's for life.
Speaker 6: Thank you, Donna. Let's go to Sean. Good morning Sean.
Speaker 13: I've said twenty four Guinness classes. Yeah, so that that
Speaker 13: was the sort of a beginning, yep. But yeah, I've
Speaker 13: got I had this like it started with a couple
Speaker 13: and then I put them on my shelf. I'm like, well,
Speaker 13: now it's an odd number. Yes, now I've got to
Speaker 13: get six.
Speaker 7: Right.
Speaker 13: Then after I got six, I'm like, well, if I
Speaker 13: have six, if one break, that's going to be a
Speaker 13: odd number. I went to twelve, yep, and then I went,
Speaker 13: if ika twelve, if I have twenty four, it's a
Speaker 13: nice number.
Speaker 10: So I just I went to that number.
Speaker 13: Okay, but my my defense, right is each class is
Speaker 13: like thirteen dollars a class, and I know it only
Speaker 13: costs four dollars.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 13: I serve Guinness as well. Yeah, so my defense is
Speaker 13: is that every ten that I buy, I get a glass.
Speaker 1: Yeah, spot on. So it's actually making you read of
Speaker 1: money back.
Speaker 3: Okay, So have you stopped now you're happy with twenty four?
Speaker 3: What happens if you lose one and you've only got
Speaker 3: twenty three?
Speaker 13: Yeah, I'm thinking about that.
Speaker 6: Sure, Thank you so much everyone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this Friday, gather around Adelaide. Where else would you
Speaker 1: rather be?
Speaker 3: I'm here to tell you no one loves a Friday
Speaker 3: more than Jody and Hazy.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, don't we Don't we celebrate it? You
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Yeah, clink clink.
Speaker 6: Hazy started celebrating last night. I think he did.
Speaker 1: He did not like we said. I hope we said
Speaker 1: earlier this morning. I want both South Strain teams to win.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to South Australia to just really stick
Speaker 1: it to the rest of the nation.
Speaker 3: And I feel like, especially because all eyes are on
Speaker 3: us at the moment, we both want both of our
Speaker 3: teams to do really well as part of the showcase.
Speaker 1: Which want to celebrate all the good things that come
Speaker 1: with gather out.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately that's not what we got last night.
Speaker 8: So there's that Hazy was having last night with the
Speaker 8: size of his head massive.
Speaker 1: Six hundred plus mill Yeah, how big, boys.
Speaker 6: I'm surprised he's in today, to be honest.
Speaker 1: We had a couple of a couple of those.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Actually I went down swimming with arts so you want Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel completely fine, excellent. How do you feel?
Speaker 6: I'm so fine?
Speaker 3: I left it half time mate.
Speaker 1: I'm talking after the Battle of the Bankers.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, well I know.
Speaker 3: And if your head wasn't big enough before Battle of
Speaker 3: the Bankers this morning and now.
Speaker 1: Out of control, she isn't need a crane to get
Speaker 1: me out of here at the moment. Unbelievable stuff. Anyway,
Speaker 1: Ryan Fisherl's going to join us very very soon. We
Speaker 1: have located the great Man. Yes, so he is present. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's mentally not sure how he's feeling post crows are lost,
Speaker 1: because you know how passionately he goes for Autela.
Speaker 3: Let's check in with him, shall we?
Speaker 1: Before that, though, eight thirty seven on a Friday, I
Speaker 1: don't see a reason. Why not do you?
Speaker 3: I've gotten absolutely zero reason to protest.
Speaker 1: Do you know what, Joe's If you're on board, let's go.
Speaker 1: We're going back into on this daisy. Yeah, that's right, Friday, sweetie.
Speaker 1: Let's give you a nice big dose of knowledge to
Speaker 1: head into the weekend, particularly if I gather our maybe
Speaker 1: take this foot you tonight and press some of your mate.
Speaker 1: Sure some facts for the fifth of let's go back
Speaker 1: to nineteen seventy three. Pharreah Williams is born in Virginia Beach.
Speaker 1: He's fifty one today and he looks the best part
Speaker 1: of about twenty six.
Speaker 3: Does not age a day?
Speaker 1: He might be getting better for ell. Do you know
Speaker 1: what else is aging? Absolutely beautiful? I saw Fridel Denzel Washington.
Speaker 1: The guy might be getting younger. Yeah right, what is
Speaker 1: going on?
Speaker 3: What is with you perving on men on the internet?
Speaker 1: Excuse me very much? Oh no, my cloud's been leaked.
Speaker 1: Nineteen ninety Patrick Gainerfield born in Mobbed Creek was born.
Speaker 1: He is thirty four today. Is an absolute gun. How
Speaker 1: we feeling? Crow supporters still a little bit bitter that
Speaker 1: he left? Do you know what he gave you? One
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty games service though, and that's better than
Speaker 1: most when someone leaves to go back home.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's very true.
Speaker 1: Fortunately, he's been so much better at your want.
Speaker 3: It saved his best, saved his best footing for the KT.
Speaker 1: It don't say that last nineteen seventy six abs Fernando
Speaker 1: but against record sixteen week rain at number one in
Speaker 1: This Train Singles Charts, What It Hits, Give Hits. No
Speaker 1: Scrubs by t Orc, the number one song on April
Speaker 1: the fifth in nineteen ninety nine. It's actually our motto
Speaker 1: and over nine one one and particularly Jodie and Hazy
Speaker 1: No scrubs, scrab scrubs were a lab one and that's
Speaker 1: me explined as a
Speaker 7: Sim