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Speaker 1: This is the Fitsy and Whipper with Kate Richie podcast.

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Speaker 1: Good Morning Everyone.

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Speaker 2: Producer Jest back again for the recap of the week

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Speaker 2: while Snitch is still on holidays. I'm definitely not back

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Speaker 2: because upper management prefer my sweet tones.

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Speaker 3: Definitely not.

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Speaker 2: Upper management also had another strong case to re evaluate

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Speaker 2: Whippers employment after once again he showcased his inability to.

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Speaker 3: Speak doubled up guys on the oh again on the chrysanthems.

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Speaker 4: Not easy to say. Yeah, you're not saying it right, chriss.

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Speaker 1: You have one job with Oh, hang on, he's not finished.

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Speaker 3: It's an aphrodite perfume, roll on and.

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Speaker 5: A prodiety aphrodity and the self glove love body oil,

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Speaker 5: so loath, make.

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Speaker 3: Sure you love yourself.

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Speaker 2: Fitzy told us about the time he stabbed himself while

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Speaker 2: being a footy umpire.

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Speaker 5: So as I've gone down to pick up the flag,

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Speaker 5: I've stabbed myself in the gut with the hind point pen.

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Speaker 3: I'm not joking. It's gone, has it really?

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Speaker 5: I've got a bit of a do you know what

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Speaker 5: you see it?

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Speaker 2: Then?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god? Yes.

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Speaker 2: Tom also stabbed himself, but we're not sure if it

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Speaker 2: was a cleaning injury or not.

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Speaker 5: Or Tommy, you stabbed yourself with a broom that went missing.

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Speaker 1: In the kitchen once. I don't think that was an accident. Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I must apologize to the cleaners.

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Speaker 5: I will replace those but yes, safely removed.

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Speaker 2: After last Friday, we enjoyed whining and dining our beautiful

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Speaker 2: listeners and their mums at our Mother's Day lunch and

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Speaker 2: it was nice to see how much Whipper's mum, Christine

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Speaker 2: supports her son.

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Speaker 5: Well, how many times a week do you listen to

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Speaker 5: the show Christine?

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Speaker 4: A big fat zero.

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Speaker 2: In the beginning years, I was very aware and tried

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Speaker 2: to tune in, but you know gets luckily if it's

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Speaker 2: his mum, Claire cares a little bit more.

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Speaker 3: Do you remember anything from the show Man?

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Speaker 1: I have not?

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Speaker 2: Maybe not. Last year Whipper had an issue recording one

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Speaker 2: simple script.

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Speaker 4: Where a ring. But now we've taken We've taken the

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Speaker 4: tree on the road. Were at ring the mall were

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Speaker 4: all The good news is we're taking the tree on

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Speaker 4: the road. We're taking it on the road.

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Speaker 3: We're off to Moore.

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Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 2: Usually with a job, over time, you get better, or

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Speaker 2: at the very least you work on your mistakes. Turns

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Speaker 2: out Whipper is the exception to this rule.

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Speaker 3: Whether you're in ring them all, whether you're in, whether

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Speaker 3: you're in remember this, whether you were whether you're in ring,

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Speaker 3: whether you're at whether you're in ringa road.

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Speaker 2: Where do you go with Hurstvielle first.

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Speaker 3: Whether you're in Hurtsville, whether you're in Hurtsville ch chess,

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Speaker 3: whether you're in, whether you're in a ring, whether you're

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Speaker 3: in whether you're.

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Speaker 4: In Hurtsville, Bring them all Campbelltown, Chatswood, Westfield or anywhere

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Speaker 4: in between.

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Speaker 2: Perfect With a brand new pope elected, FITZI had a

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Speaker 2: great idea on how to modernize and bring some new

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Speaker 2: life into the Vatican.

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Speaker 5: During the sixteen oh five conclave, the situation escalated to

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Speaker 5: the point where the cardinals began physically jostling each other.

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Speaker 5: It's not a bad idea.

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Speaker 3: What UFC Pope style.

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Speaker 2: Upc oh Ultimate Pope fighting Champion.

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Speaker 5: Actually, that'd be a good promo. Have you got it there, Jess?

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Speaker 5: I mean you could kick it off. We've got to

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Speaker 5: make one tonight, Baronius versus Tosco.

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Speaker 2: Who's going to be the next pope in the red

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Speaker 2: corner with a cross around his neck?

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Speaker 3: Breaking bread and turning water into wine.

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Speaker 5: Barnius known for his ard blocks against Tosco.

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Speaker 2: Can he fight back the last two fights?

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Speaker 4: He's looking to the heavens already.

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Speaker 2: Whipper may have some new competition in the Whippley household.

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Speaker 5: Are you going to get a Saint Bernard? Mate? This

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Speaker 5: is this is a big discussion in the Whipfley family

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Speaker 5: at the Huge Dog.

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Speaker 3: A lot of dog chat, a lot of molting.

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Speaker 5: I mean, you will have hair and saliva all over

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Speaker 5: the house and you're the only one that usually does that.

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Speaker 2: We learned the etiquette of illusionists.

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Speaker 3: Some magicians don't like to be called magicians. They're illusionists.

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Speaker 3: You have to be very clear, like you can offend

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Speaker 3: an illusionist.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, but I can.

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Speaker 1: I can.

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Speaker 3: I can make any man disappear.

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Speaker 2: After the news that Triple s Susan Lee is the

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Speaker 2: new head of the Libs Fits Sydney. If your parents

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Speaker 2: added an unnecessary letter to your name, we've got Lacksmith's

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Speaker 2: Lasamy Laximi.

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Speaker 1: My name is supposed to be Laxmi, but my mom's

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Speaker 1: got my name wrong on the birth certificate, so I've

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Speaker 1: got eh i am instead of Kim. And then they

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Speaker 1: didn't cross that out and then I've just got four

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Speaker 1: accidental letters in the name.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, I was really blocked up one time

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Speaker 4: and I took some laxophem and it cleared me straight out.

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Speaker 2: And speaking of names, Benson Boone got us a little

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Speaker 2: off topic.

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Speaker 5: How many people know this, but I had a fruit

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Speaker 5: alexia with him the other night, Benson Goon.

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Speaker 4: I saw him drop his strides.

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Speaker 5: In fact, Benson Moon, there'd be a few of the

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Speaker 5: ladies that wouldn't mind have Benson Spoon.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, the AB's on that lad I.

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Speaker 5: Saw him door burner, Benson Hoon.

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Speaker 2: All beds and puns were so dressed up in it,

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Speaker 2: in a little like suit.

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Speaker 5: With a skinny black tie.

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Speaker 1: He was nursing a cocktail. He was, and couldn't.

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Speaker 4: I've got heaps more. I've definitely got heaps We No, we.

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Speaker 5: Do have to wind it up, Benson soon, get your

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Speaker 5: coat and get out.

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Speaker 2: I produce a jass See you guys next Week's.

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