WEBVTT - How Inconvenient

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<v Speaker 1>Hi, Hi, it's Monty. It is Mal. This is your podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>Joanne tell.

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<v Speaker 2>I was just thinking about how there are so many

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<v Speaker 2>songs that you could go with Hello by Lionel Richie,

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<v Speaker 2>Hello by Adele?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah? Or do you want to take over?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm not doing that.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't give an artist to feedback unless they request it.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's Mel and Monty. Hi. Everyone back by popular demand.

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<v Speaker 1>Is Mel's random fact to kick off the podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, did you know that cats can get pregnant by

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<v Speaker 2>multiple fathers at once? No, And this is why sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>in a litter of kittens they can all like they

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<v Speaker 2>can look so different. Oh no, way, isn't that unbelievable. Look,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm if I go a bit deep into this, I

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<v Speaker 2>could be wrong, so I shouldn't. But I think it

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<v Speaker 2>has something to do with cats ovulate when they have sex.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not like us. And sometimes there's some mechanism that's

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<v Speaker 2>triggered where the sperm is caught up there for a

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<v Speaker 2>certain amount of time, and they might release multiple eggs

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<v Speaker 2>during that time as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, I fascinating. I had a cat called PC pussy Cat.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, I know, And there was always a there

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<v Speaker 1>was a Tom cat who lived down the road. We

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<v Speaker 1>would always hear PC squealing because she would get raped

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<v Speaker 1>by this tom cat, like it happens a lot, because

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<v Speaker 1>they don't there's no other animals besides dolphins. Apparently that

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<v Speaker 1>mate for pleasure. So this poor, my poor cat who

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<v Speaker 1>we got spade. I don't know if that's what you

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<v Speaker 1>call it for a cat, but anyway, it would get

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<v Speaker 1>raped all the time. And a cat's penis is a

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<v Speaker 1>it's like a rated knife, so it's painful.

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<v Speaker 2>I shared that fact. You said that on a podcast once,

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<v Speaker 2>and I googled it and I told everybody I knew

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<v Speaker 2>for I reckon the next three weeks about that because

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<v Speaker 2>I could not believe it. It looks like it has

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<v Speaker 2>little spikes on it. It's the fucking sound that comes

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<v Speaker 2>like that sound of cats squealing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so awful. I also remember when I was a kid,

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<v Speaker 1>I would have been four because I wasn't in school yet.

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<v Speaker 1>I got two stories with this. We had like a

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<v Speaker 1>thing underneath our stairs, like storage, I guess, but it

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<v Speaker 1>was empty, so my sister and I would play in it,

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<v Speaker 1>and we had a cat, and the cat ran into

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<v Speaker 1>the storage area to have its babies and they just

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<v Speaker 1>kept coming and coming, and you know how they eat,

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<v Speaker 1>like the fucking placenta off them and stuff. I remember

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<v Speaker 1>being like, this is so hectic, and then the runt

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<v Speaker 1>of the liver came out. There's always a runt, and

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<v Speaker 1>this runt was so mangled, like its eye was all

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<v Speaker 1>big and every thing like that. And I just remember

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<v Speaker 1>like being torn between going we should keep this one

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<v Speaker 1>and this is disgusting. I can't hold it. I was

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<v Speaker 1>like four, and then it ended up passing away. I'm sad. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that is sad.

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<v Speaker 2>What a core memory that is.

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<v Speaker 1>I know from four there's always random things like that.

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<v Speaker 1>My other core memory is in the same cubby house.

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<v Speaker 1>Friends came over and they had two daughters similar age

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<v Speaker 1>to me, and we went in the cubby and for

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<v Speaker 1>some reason I made them get naked, but I was

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<v Speaker 1>fully closed. You were that kid. You were, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>naughty naughties. We'd play naughty naughties all the time anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>And I remember my mom coming in and then when

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<v Speaker 1>they left, she's like, why did you why were they naked?

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<v Speaker 1>And I remember I was.

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<v Speaker 2>Four.

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<v Speaker 1>I were just curious, so curious, always so curious.

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<v Speaker 2>It's important not to let that die. Curiosity. That's a

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<v Speaker 2>really big sign of intelligence, you know, being curious.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you reckon?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, I know it is. It's one of the

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<v Speaker 2>one of the main signs of a truly intelligent person. Curiosity.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, well yeah, I am very curious, So they

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<v Speaker 1>are super intelligent.

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<v Speaker 2>There you go. Well speaking of something not so intelligent,

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<v Speaker 2>but I am so into Do you remember I think

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<v Speaker 2>it was last year we did a little I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>going to say the word segment, but it was about

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<v Speaker 2>mining inconvenience curses. So someone who's pissed you off and

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<v Speaker 2>you can inconvenience curse them in a way that's not

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<v Speaker 2>going to hurt them, but just fuck with them enough

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<v Speaker 2>to be so annoying. Oh my god, I found a

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<v Speaker 2>whole other list of incredible ones. These are so bad.

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<v Speaker 2>They're so bad. Okay, imagine every time you put on

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<v Speaker 2>a pair of shoes and start walking, they make that

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<v Speaker 2>squeaky doun everywhere. Imagine you're running late, you have to

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<v Speaker 2>walk into somewhere like church where it's dead silent, and

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<v Speaker 2>that it's your shoes make that.

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<v Speaker 1>Sweet no matter what shoes you wear, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>A pair of mine do that. And I went on

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<v Speaker 1>a school tour to try and get to school, just

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<v Speaker 1>with the principal anyway. One of them was squeaking so

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<v Speaker 1>bad that then I just started to walk on one toe. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm like, I can't have this squeak is so embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's like, do you acknowledge it?

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<v Speaker 1>No? I know you can't, because who cares? My shoes

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<v Speaker 1>are squeaky.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but see that's where the discomfort would come in,

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<v Speaker 2>because I'd have to acknowledge it.

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<v Speaker 1>One.

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<v Speaker 2>These shoes are pretty squeaky, aren't they. These are the

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<v Speaker 2>shoes I just bought them the other day. Okay. Imagine

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<v Speaker 2>you always felt like you had a hair on your back.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, sometimes there's like you feel like, oh god,

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<v Speaker 2>my back'sit che.

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<v Speaker 1>You meant a hair in your back that you could pluck,

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<v Speaker 1>but not just a loose hair. The itchiness that's too

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<v Speaker 1>far horrible inconvenience. That is like actual torture.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, the next one's worse. The next one is

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<v Speaker 2>your worst. The waistband of your pants are always too tight.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't matter if you eat, don't eat. Every pair

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<v Speaker 2>of pants, they're always that little bit too tight.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that makes me so as I sit here now

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<v Speaker 1>my pants are that teeny bit too tight, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>all I can focus on. There's nothing more uncomfortable than

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<v Speaker 1>it's horrib tight.

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<v Speaker 2>It's horrible. It's also the feeling of oh feel you

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<v Speaker 2>can feel that little bit of roll coming over. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Nah.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Every condiment that you use for the rest of

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<v Speaker 2>your life spurts out that bit of water first tomato sauce.

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<v Speaker 2>The water does it go on to your food, onto

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<v Speaker 2>your food, and then it's food over for me. I

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<v Speaker 2>could not eat.

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't eat. That happened the other day. But with

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<v Speaker 1>ice magic? How good is ice magic? We got Alo's like,

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<v Speaker 1>can I get ice magic? So we've got magic.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's the same.

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<v Speaker 1>I still really appreciate it. But if you don't shake

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<v Speaker 1>it to start with, the oil just comes out so poor.

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<v Speaker 1>Aarlo squirted like a bucket load of oil onto his

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<v Speaker 1>ice cream.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like pre com magic. Addition, that's so true, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Both sides of the pillow are always warm, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know when you turn your pillow, refreshing freshness, especially in summer.

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<v Speaker 2>Every time you pull your sheets out of the dryer,

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<v Speaker 2>they're still slightly dead.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes I risk it when mate, because if I put

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<v Speaker 1>my sheets in the dryer, they all tumble together, even

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<v Speaker 1>if I put it on sheet on the sheep program

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<v Speaker 1>drives me mad. So whenever the cleaner comes, she changes

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<v Speaker 1>my bed sheets as well. And so I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's a double edged sword because I've got bucket

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<v Speaker 1>loads of sheets to wash, and then I have to

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<v Speaker 1>hang them over. I don't have a line, so I

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<v Speaker 1>have to hang them over the dining chairs. I hang

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<v Speaker 1>them everywhere in the house. It makes my brain so clutted,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I get frustrated they're taking so long that

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<v Speaker 1>often I'll fold them damp and I feel like a

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<v Speaker 1>bit of a rebel, like just a tiny bit. And

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<v Speaker 1>I always am like, you're risking a pong here, You're

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<v Speaker 1>risking frisking a palm.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's very reckless of you. It's funny. I've also

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<v Speaker 2>got I'm in the same situation. I've always got sheets

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<v Speaker 2>hanging off my staircase. I hate it always. I hate

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<v Speaker 2>it too.

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<v Speaker 1>Same when people have a pool and towels go over

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<v Speaker 1>the pool fans.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's annoying.

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<v Speaker 1>Or a balcony.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what else is a really great? Like I

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<v Speaker 2>do this a lot with fitted sheets. I put them

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<v Speaker 2>because we've all got fans in our bedrooms. I'll put

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<v Speaker 2>the sheet, hang the sheet sort of over the door

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<v Speaker 2>and not fans there. Yeah, and then that you know

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<v Speaker 2>that usually drives.

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<v Speaker 1>I've just quick started, which is surprising after years of

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<v Speaker 1>doing it, to hang them over doors. I'll hang them

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<v Speaker 1>over all the boys' doors with fan.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes. And also dryer balls.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh what do you know?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're balls that you can buy that literally you

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<v Speaker 2>put them in the dryer and they as the dryer

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<v Speaker 2>is moving, they're moving and keeping it separate, so it's

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<v Speaker 2>not bunching up.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you reckon it works?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I think it does.

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<v Speaker 1>You all have more strength than a wet sheet, though.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's just the movement like it's almost well, imagine tennis.

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<v Speaker 2>They're like tennis balls. I guess as a tennis ball. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe don't just in case it catches fire. Don't use

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<v Speaker 2>tennis is.

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<v Speaker 1>The tennis ball. But I'm going to try that. I

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<v Speaker 1>just cannot see how that works at all.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, well.

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<v Speaker 1>They do, so they must, But I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>it would work with sheets. Maybe clothes maybe delicates.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, maybe who's putting delicates in the dryer.

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<v Speaker 1>Every a dryer, oh everything?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no. The only things I put in the dryer

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<v Speaker 2>are towels, socks, and undies. And even then some undies

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<v Speaker 2>I don't put in.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you joking? Why?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I don't want them like, I like the shape

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<v Speaker 2>they are and everything. I don't want them to you know,

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<v Speaker 2>like stuff shrinks in the dryer.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all my tops have shrunk. Yeah, but I don't

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<v Speaker 1>care enough to hang them out. I know most people

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<v Speaker 1>don't even have a dryer. Ours goes nearly twenty four

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<v Speaker 1>to seven. I don't give a fuck. You got to

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<v Speaker 1>pick your battles, and drying clothes is not one of

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<v Speaker 1>my battles. So don't hassle me about the environment, because

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<v Speaker 1>I'll use a recycled garbage bit when I am using

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<v Speaker 1>my dryer because it's good. The washing that happens in

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<v Speaker 1>my house is a NonStop. It's ridiculous because Odie is

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<v Speaker 1>a four year old can't get two wears out of anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Now boys don't because I sweat in their stuff. So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm constantly washing. But I will dry everything everything. My

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<v Speaker 1>BRA's not in a bag, my undies. My sister doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>dry a single thing. She doesn't even she never turns

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<v Speaker 1>on her dryer, so whenever she's here, I'll hang out

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<v Speaker 1>her dresses and stuff. But I'm like, yeah, everything goes

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<v Speaker 1>in the dryer. And sometimes I bought a new T

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<v Speaker 1>shirt the other day, a mother T shirt. Good God,

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<v Speaker 1>that brand's expensive.

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<v Speaker 2>It is so even heard of it my mother.

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<v Speaker 1>They do incredible jeans and they do really good like

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<v Speaker 1>vintagey T shirts.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, okay, And I was like, how much is a

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<v Speaker 2>T shirt?

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<v Speaker 1>Tell me a T shirt? Was like two fifty two sixty.

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<v Speaker 1>They're insane. But I am like, I haven't bought anything

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<v Speaker 1>in so long and all I wear is T shirts,

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm gonna buy one. And I bought it, and

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<v Speaker 1>in my head, I was like, don't ever put this

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<v Speaker 1>in the dryer. First time I washed it, whacked it

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<v Speaker 1>in the dryer, and it's I don't know again, it's reckless.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's blame the ADHD. No, I'm a thrill seeker.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you're lazy. Yeah that sorry, that's true. I'm so

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<v Speaker 2>lazy like that. I'm so I feel like so upset

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<v Speaker 2>for you that you ruined.

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<v Speaker 1>That T shirt ruined. And I handed down Odie's baby

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<v Speaker 1>clothes when he'd finished to a friend and she said,

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<v Speaker 1>I can tell you always every time I put them on,

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<v Speaker 1>because they're gray when they're meant to be white. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Because you don't separate your stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>You never separate never. I feel like you don't have

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<v Speaker 1>to separate on a cold.

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<v Speaker 2>Wash though, Yeah you have, of course you do.

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<v Speaker 1>No, what if you need something and you put a

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<v Speaker 1>white load on and you need the colored top? No,

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<v Speaker 1>why that's so annoying? MS differently, don't we we do? Okay, go,

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<v Speaker 1>let's go back to your ines.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. Every time you go to sneeze and then you

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<v Speaker 2>lose it, is there nothing worse? Do you look up

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<v Speaker 2>at the sun as a kid, always look up at

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<v Speaker 2>the sun and.

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<v Speaker 1>It will make your sneeze. Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, God, every time you get into bed, you forgot

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<v Speaker 2>if you lock the door. Oh yeah, you'd be like

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't do the door.

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<v Speaker 1>The only reason we started to lock the doors is

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<v Speaker 1>because there was a big like robbing spree going on,

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<v Speaker 1>so we started to lock the doors. Before that, we

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<v Speaker 1>didn't lock a door. That is I again reckless. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean Sam would check the most nights, but sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>we wouldn't. I think we've locked the main door. Clearly.

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<v Speaker 1>I never do it. Sam checks them every night. But

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<v Speaker 1>like the backsliding doors, and we had a laundry door,

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<v Speaker 1>we wouldn't lock that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I remember you always when we come to your

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<v Speaker 2>place in Elstonwick. Yes, used to leave that fucking side

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<v Speaker 2>door open all the time. If I was there early

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<v Speaker 2>and you weren't there, you'd be like just going.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't know why we do. I think I'm

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<v Speaker 1>more trusting of humans than you. Very very extreme and

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<v Speaker 1>unlucky thing to have your house robbed, Like the odds

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<v Speaker 1>of you getting your house robbed a slim and so

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<v Speaker 1>I'll just test fate.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen. I think that's just a lovely that's a lovely

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<v Speaker 2>attitude for you to have.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I know, well when that's the robbery started

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<v Speaker 1>here and they were all teens and they were literally

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<v Speaker 1>nearly going house to house and they wore baler clavers

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<v Speaker 1>and they had a knife, and I'm like, okay, let's

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<v Speaker 1>lock the doors. And then Sam's like, let's lock the

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<v Speaker 1>doors during the day too, So I started that. I've

0:14:23.920 --> 0:14:25.960
<v Speaker 1>got a bit yeah that too. They've eased off, they've

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<v Speaker 1>gone to another town.

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<v Speaker 2>Now it's the violence. I don't want it, like it's

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<v Speaker 2>the I'd be like, take whatever the fuck you want,

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<v Speaker 2>it's the Viact. And then how much is that going

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<v Speaker 2>to mess your kids up?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that's I just said we cannot have

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<v Speaker 1>them in our house, purely because the kids will be

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<v Speaker 1>scarred forever. But they weren't breaking and entering. They were

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<v Speaker 1>purely checking what houses were open. And then they were

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<v Speaker 1>just getting the car keys and trying to take people's cars.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, no one's gonna want my mas to see

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<v Speaker 1>X And I'm good luck to you if you get

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<v Speaker 1>into that thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, yeah, you know you don't want you don't

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<v Speaker 2>want your stuff to get stolen, but also you don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to be hurt like that. Okay, you get a

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<v Speaker 2>severely itchy asshole every thirty minutes, you know, like you

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<v Speaker 2>just have to you have to scratch. We've all been there.

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<v Speaker 2>We've been there.

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<v Speaker 1>Ross, isn't it? It is the It doesn't happen very often.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't know it does.

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<v Speaker 1>Last time I had an itchy bum but it's uncomfortable.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you the feeling that you get of remembering

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<v Speaker 2>it was when you were a kid.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I would have scratched from the bum hole as well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>for sure, and you would have sniffed your fingers after time. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>every day a new key on your keyboard doesn't work

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<v Speaker 1>properly and you have to press it five or six

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<v Speaker 1>times to make it work. Imagine.

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<v Speaker 2>Nah, that would That's the worst of this whole list

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<v Speaker 2>for me. I type so much, and I type so fast. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>that would kill me.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like when you're on your phone and you're typing

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<v Speaker 1>a text or something and it's not registering it properly,

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<v Speaker 1>do you know what I mean? And sometimes there's a

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<v Speaker 1>bit of a glitch on the keyboard. Might want to

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<v Speaker 1>press you know, S, and it keeps doing A instead

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<v Speaker 1>of S, and I'm like, oh, this is driving me mad.

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<v Speaker 2>That happens to me a lot. When I'm writing the

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<v Speaker 2>word for it comes up as fur, as in f

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<v Speaker 2>I R like a tree.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, this is something I'll ask you because I'm actually

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<v Speaker 2>getting scared of this. I find when I'm like texting

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<v Speaker 2>someone or even if I'm typing something out for work,

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<v Speaker 2>I read it back and I'm like, what the fuck

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<v Speaker 2>is this that I wrote? It's like every word is

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<v Speaker 2>like wrong, Yeah, what is happening?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? That's always been me though, yeah, but don't.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't check. You've just got to decipher what you mean.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you to do Sometimes I'm like, good luck deciphering that.

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<v Speaker 1>But I do check it if I'm not really comfortable

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<v Speaker 1>with the person. Yes, you know what I mean. But

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<v Speaker 1>so often I'll then reread it and have to send

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<v Speaker 1>a text with the right word in it, Like it

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<v Speaker 1>might be a word in the middle like garden, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'll spell that wrong, so then the next text will

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<v Speaker 1>just come through garden.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what we have to do. Someone has to invent,

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<v Speaker 2>always about the inventions, something that stops people being able

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<v Speaker 2>to see that ellipsus of when someone's typing, too much

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<v Speaker 2>pressure on you.

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<v Speaker 1>I was walking along each other day. We were on

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<v Speaker 1>our WhatsApp and I kept it open because I could

0:17:30.880 --> 0:17:32.880
<v Speaker 1>see you were typing. I'm like, I won't close it because

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<v Speaker 1>she's sending something. Took you a long time?

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<v Speaker 2>Though it does, I put a lot of thought into

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<v Speaker 2>it because I always think, oh God, what to be

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<v Speaker 2>careful with how I word things.

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just okay, that's so funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, this is so random. But the other day I

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<v Speaker 1>was at out the waiting for a pilates class, and

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<v Speaker 1>I was sitting out the front of a shop and

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<v Speaker 1>there was a dog shit there, just in the middle

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<v Speaker 1>of the doorway, a dog shit sitting there. And I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, no one's going to go into that shop

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<v Speaker 1>the dogs just shit there. The owner would have seen

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<v Speaker 1>that the dog. It was on like not grass or anything.

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<v Speaker 1>It was on the pavement literally like on like right

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<v Speaker 1>out front of the shop. And I'm like, that's so awful.

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<v Speaker 1>Now that shop assistant who's going to be inside busy,

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<v Speaker 1>he's going to wait. If somebody's gonna go up and

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<v Speaker 1>go the dog's shit on your front like step there,

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna have to go and clean it. And then

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<v Speaker 1>they would have had to clean it up. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>that is so rude. But it was so gross because

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<v Speaker 1>you see dog shit in the wild, but not out

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<v Speaker 1>the front of a like a shop door. I know.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like that must have been like an unsupervised

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<v Speaker 2>stray dog.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's not an area where stray dogs are. It

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<v Speaker 1>definitely belonged to somebody.

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<v Speaker 2>But there's always somewhere that where there's a dog that's

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<v Speaker 2>not on a leash that's warm.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. True. But remember when I went to Aubrey and

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<v Speaker 1>I did my stinting aubry of breakfast radio, which was

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<v Speaker 1>like my apprenticeship kind of to get into radio. And

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<v Speaker 1>I lived out the back of Squirt and Rachelle's house

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<v Speaker 1>in basically a shed. Squirt was a pig boner. They

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<v Speaker 1>were sold to the earth. They were beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds like wolf creak.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was a bit, but I just for some

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<v Speaker 1>reason felt comfortable being at the back of somebody's house.

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<v Speaker 1>But it literally was a shed converted with a bathroom

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<v Speaker 1>and everything. And they had two labradors, these black labradors,

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<v Speaker 1>the big fat things. Anyway, I am so not a

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<v Speaker 1>dog person. Don't say to me you'll love my dog.

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<v Speaker 1>I won't love your dog. I'm not interested in dogs

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<v Speaker 1>at all. These dogs sensed so much that I was

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<v Speaker 1>not interested in them, because I'd open the door and

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<v Speaker 1>they'd run up to me and be like backup, back up,

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<v Speaker 1>back up. Like just couldn't even pat them when I

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<v Speaker 1>came in, and I would have to leave for work

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<v Speaker 1>at five in the morning. Anyway, one day I opened

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<v Speaker 1>the door and there's a big hot steamer just sitting

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<v Speaker 1>on the mat at my front door. One of the

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<v Speaker 1>dogs has basically turned around and done a big finger

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<v Speaker 1>up to me like, fuck you bitch, cop this and

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<v Speaker 1>I've I nearly applauded it. I was like, that's one

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<v Speaker 1>way to get back at me.

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<v Speaker 2>Imagine you hadn't realized stepped in it.

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<v Speaker 1>When you're running late too, like oh, which is always always,

0:20:27.640 --> 0:20:31.840
<v Speaker 1>which is always has the time blindness with ADHD.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I listened. You should listen to this. Everyone

0:20:35.840 --> 0:20:38.480
<v Speaker 2>should listen to this. But Julia Morris was just on

0:20:39.240 --> 0:20:40.080
<v Speaker 2>Mark Morris.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw a clip. Was it good?

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<v Speaker 2>It was such a great podcast.

0:20:45.240 --> 0:20:49.480
<v Speaker 1>She's so she is one of my favorite humans.

0:20:50.640 --> 0:20:56.399
<v Speaker 2>She is so honest, but so she has this honesty

0:20:56.760 --> 0:21:01.840
<v Speaker 2>that you relate to, but this inner sort of confidence

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<v Speaker 2>in herself. Yes, that is so like for someone who

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<v Speaker 2>might be challenged in She's recently she was talking about

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<v Speaker 2>a recent ADHD diagnosis, but she taught she acknowledges the

0:21:13.560 --> 0:21:16.680
<v Speaker 2>shit part of it because regardless of what everyone says,

0:21:17.240 --> 0:21:19.480
<v Speaker 2>she can make your life shit in some ways. Right,

0:21:20.160 --> 0:21:23.159
<v Speaker 2>But she was also like, I don't know, Like he

0:21:23.200 --> 0:21:26.159
<v Speaker 2>asked her something like you able to look back and

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<v Speaker 2>reflect and you know, be proud of yourself whatever, and

0:21:28.520 --> 0:21:30.720
<v Speaker 2>she's like, yeah, I give myself a pat on the

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<v Speaker 2>back constantly that crip.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah what alleged you should? Yeah, so you should. Because

0:21:36.440 --> 0:21:39.720
<v Speaker 1>her career was really interesting because she was a comedian,

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<v Speaker 1>worked her ass off, then went over to the UK

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was, and she didn't really have a

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<v Speaker 1>career here, and it wasn't until she came back and

0:21:48.480 --> 0:21:52.199
<v Speaker 1>she was older. Yeah, where she went on that singing

0:21:52.280 --> 0:21:55.880
<v Speaker 1>show and I remember that singing b or whatever it

0:21:55.920 --> 0:21:58.320
<v Speaker 1>was where they were partnered up with a professional singer,

0:21:58.400 --> 0:22:02.359
<v Speaker 1>celebrities to get partnered up, and she was so funny

0:22:02.359 --> 0:22:05.600
<v Speaker 1>on that. I remember going, You're a fucking legend. And

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like from that her career really grew and

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<v Speaker 1>now she's one of the hottest things on Australian TV.

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<v Speaker 1>She's the most genuine beautiful woman that you could meet,

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<v Speaker 1>like so gorgeous. There is no ego about her, no

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<v Speaker 1>bullshit about her. She will not put another pair of

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<v Speaker 1>high heels on again. That's why when you see her now,

0:22:26.800 --> 0:22:28.920
<v Speaker 1>she's always got sneakers on. She'll have a beautiful dress

0:22:28.920 --> 0:22:31.240
<v Speaker 1>and sneakers on. She's like, fuck that, I'm not being

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<v Speaker 1>uncomfortable anymore. I just hear loved well.

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<v Speaker 2>The thing that made me think about her was she

0:22:38.040 --> 0:22:41.760
<v Speaker 2>was talking about starting medication for the first time, and

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<v Speaker 2>she said, I just wanted to live my life without

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<v Speaker 2>that constant sense of urgency. And when she said that,

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<v Speaker 2>I thought, God, that is so perfectly she.

0:22:52.119 --> 0:22:54.280
<v Speaker 1>Said, so perfectly said.

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<v Speaker 2>You feel like everything is you feel like you're being

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<v Speaker 2>chased all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>And you can't decide differ from what is actually urgent

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<v Speaker 1>and what isn't. And I need to trial medication again.

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<v Speaker 1>I trialed it and I couldn't find the right dose

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<v Speaker 1>and I just gave up. And I'm like, I've got

0:23:11.840 --> 0:23:15.240
<v Speaker 1>to try it again because I have chronic fatigue. I'm

0:23:15.280 --> 0:23:17.240
<v Speaker 1>really nervous to do it because I just don't want

0:23:17.240 --> 0:23:20.320
<v Speaker 1>to feel strung out and exhausted. I just would just

0:23:20.400 --> 0:23:21.400
<v Speaker 1>go to feel exhausted.

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<v Speaker 2>For some people, it just doesn't work, I know, And

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<v Speaker 2>it's just.

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't respond meant to medication that well. But

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<v Speaker 1>I am going to give it another go because I

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<v Speaker 1>just am sick of the business in my head. And

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<v Speaker 1>that's right, the urgency. And like, even as we're sitting here,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, as soon as we're done, I've got to

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<v Speaker 1>go and empty the sink because there's a bit of

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<v Speaker 1>food has accumulated in the sink and I fucking hate that.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm like, got to do that, got to do this,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I have a checklist of things that I've got

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<v Speaker 1>to do after we record. Not urgent at all, but

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<v Speaker 1>the intensity feels like it's got to be done.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I get that.

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<v Speaker 1>The time blindness for me is the biggest thing because

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<v Speaker 1>I will be like, Okay, I've got to be here

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<v Speaker 1>in ten minutes and the amount of things that I

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<v Speaker 1>will try and do before that, and then I run

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<v Speaker 1>so late, like even if it's a few minutes late,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like being late for people. And no, it

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<v Speaker 1>will be like, Okay, I need a coffee before I

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<v Speaker 1>get somewhere somewhere, and I'll have five minutes to get

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<v Speaker 1>to the place, but I still think I can go

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<v Speaker 1>past the coffee shop get a coffee, and then I

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<v Speaker 1>don't enjoy the coffee because I'm so stressed that I'm

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<v Speaker 1>running late. But for me not to get the coffee

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't even register.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so funny, you know what It's like. It's like

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<v Speaker 2>you know people who have which I'm also a bit

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<v Speaker 2>that weight, like really bad spatial awareness, Like if I'm driving,

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<v Speaker 2>I find it hard to gauge have I got enough

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<v Speaker 2>room to get through these in between these two cars.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like that, like you can never quite gauge how

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<v Speaker 2>long you need for something, yes, and then you're always

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<v Speaker 2>running late and then you look like a flake, or

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<v Speaker 2>you don't give a shit about other people's time, or

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<v Speaker 2>you're fucking always scattered. Yes, you know, yeah, it's yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and the decision is see, I don't have indecision.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I have the impulsiveness of that when

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, bang, just get it done.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's full, isn't it odd? Yeah? I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>everyone's But the other day my friend started seeing a

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<v Speaker 1>psych and he's like, everyone's a bit adhd And I said,

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<v Speaker 1>you stop seeing him. That is so fucked up. It's

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<v Speaker 1>so gas lighting when people say that, And it's just like,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, there is a bucketload of us, like all

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<v Speaker 1>of our brains are different. Of course they are, do

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean. It's like it's not just

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<v Speaker 1>everyone getting diagnosed. I get it. The people on Instagram

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<v Speaker 1>just going this is this is this? Like that's dangerous.

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<v Speaker 1>I get that, But so many of us are late,

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<v Speaker 1>like diagnosed late in life because it was just like, well, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not a naughty little boy. And it's like, of course,

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<v Speaker 1>bucket loads of us are getting diagnosed out because we

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<v Speaker 1>know so much more about it. But I'm like, not

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<v Speaker 1>every typical person's brain's wide the same either, Like not

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<v Speaker 1>every neurodivergence brain like you and I ADHD, but our

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<v Speaker 1>ADHD is very different, so different.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's why it's like you go ADHD. But it's

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<v Speaker 1>like there's so many different.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like different symptoms of the of the one thing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so there might be some core pillars that you've got

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<v Speaker 2>to check, yes, but then how they.

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<v Speaker 1>So different? Yeah, it's the same as autism. Like everyone

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<v Speaker 1>thinks of autism as this line, this spectrum, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>not And that's why everyone goes and well, not that's

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<v Speaker 1>person's not autistic because you know they're very low on

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<v Speaker 1>the spectrum. It's so not correct. And the way we

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<v Speaker 1>need to think of autism is like a circle full

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<v Speaker 1>of all different colors. And you might have some blue,

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<v Speaker 1>some green, some pink, some yellow. Somebody else might have

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<v Speaker 1>more blue and a bit more green, or they might

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<v Speaker 1>have purple like you've but doesn't because you have maybe

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<v Speaker 1>less of the colors. Mean that you're less autism stick.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just drives me wild how little is known about

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<v Speaker 1>neurodivergence and how people are so quick to go, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>he's not autistic or she's not autistic.

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<v Speaker 2>It's because in what it's not what they think in

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<v Speaker 2>their moment.

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<v Speaker 1>No, because they're not possibly visibly autistic where you can

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<v Speaker 1>look and go, Okay, I can see that person's autistic

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<v Speaker 1>has higher needs than somebody else. But it's also like,

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<v Speaker 1>if you don't appear autistic, it doesn't mean that your

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<v Speaker 1>needs don't fluctuate from minute to minute.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's right. It's so funny when you put it

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<v Speaker 2>in that way when you were talk when you just

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<v Speaker 2>gave that is analogy the word I think it is.

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<v Speaker 2>You gave that analogy of different colors sort of in

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<v Speaker 2>a circle or whatever. If it could just be that

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<v Speaker 2>we're all different, neurotypical, neurodiverse, whatever, we're all different, but

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<v Speaker 2>we somehow those colors we connect with each other and

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<v Speaker 2>make up for each other's So maybe you and I together,

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<v Speaker 2>You've got more blue and I've got more pink, but

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<v Speaker 2>I compensate for your lack lack of white, And do

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean? Like that maybe what it

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<v Speaker 2>should be is we're all working together to fit in

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<v Speaker 2>together to make the perfect rainbow.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, the perfect circle, bravo mal instead of going, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't have enough blue, you're not autistic, so gas lighting. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>just to correct you, it's not neurodiverse.

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<v Speaker 2>I know I'm never going to get it's my bought

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<v Speaker 2>and brought.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so because I hate when people correct. But all

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<v Speaker 1>of us in neuro diverse, because we're all different, not

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<v Speaker 1>all of us in neuro divergent. That's the difference. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't bitch. I'm going to say it wrong every time.

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<v Speaker 2>I know it.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's get out of here. Thank you so

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<v Speaker 1>much for listening. Jeez, we cover so much shit. We

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<v Speaker 1>have a list of things. Okay, what have you got

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about? What have you got to talk about?

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<v Speaker 1>We write the list, we get to one thing because

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<v Speaker 1>we just tangent so much. But thank you for listening.

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