Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Wakey, wakey men.
Speaker 1: We'll started warning the right way, be great, gonna be
Speaker 1: a good day.
Speaker 2: Is Jason Lauren, Good morning Melbourne and happy for a.
Speaker 1: Morning Melbourne.
Speaker 3: This is it guy, A huge show head.
Speaker 2: Yeah, second last show of the year. And then we
Speaker 2: are done and dusted seven o'clock. We're gonna be live
Speaker 2: from gumby a world. I know.
Speaker 1: With one hundred kids.
Speaker 4: We must go. Oh god, and I thought three was
Speaker 4: enough at home.
Speaker 1: One hundred.
Speaker 4: You're doing the head count. We had them all in leads. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: Yet your attention.
Speaker 1: To go hands on heads? Does that work? Still?
Speaker 4: Hands on top? That means stop? You got it? Oh?
Speaker 2: Does it work?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 6: Hockon?
Speaker 1: The kids will listen to us.
Speaker 2: Yelling at your kids the other day. They're in the
Speaker 2: pool and I'm like, hands on top and they put
Speaker 2: their hands up and they all just start.
Speaker 4: You're more poorly behaved than a child.
Speaker 3: To be honest, you and I will encourage bad behave
Speaker 3: Your dad is the team over here is not going
Speaker 3: to like that.
Speaker 2: When we first get there, I'm going to show you
Speaker 2: a meeting point.
Speaker 1: It's important thought right your phone number on my hands?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Different apparently I'm doing the news from a ride.
Speaker 2: We're going to load you up on nice theme park food. First.
Speaker 1: If you spew manty on the ride, that'll do me.
Speaker 2: Did you buy that when you were younger? Spe Man?
Speaker 2: Did I what Spumante? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I did?
Speaker 1: Did I buy it?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: I was what a name like?
Speaker 2: So they passion pop yeah, which is just cheap champagne.
Speaker 1: I think you can still passion.
Speaker 7: Spu manty and you can actually shouldn't encourage it this
Speaker 7: time of the morning, But Spumnti and Maduri together is
Speaker 7: one that we.
Speaker 1: What a breakfast cocktail, laddie.
Speaker 4: My mum used to give me a little hit of Lambrasco.
Speaker 4: What's on?
Speaker 1: The original passion poppy is six ninety nine?
Speaker 2: Now, what's going on? Living it through the room? A
Speaker 2: Lambrosco is like an Italian wine? Sounds horrendous. Yeah, mum
Speaker 2: used to get the alcohol free version at Franklin's.
Speaker 4: Let me have a horn on it.
Speaker 3: At Christmas, Humanti six dollars, whispers bargain. Yeah, Diamond Night's
Speaker 3: spu Manti seven ninety nine.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's for a special occasion. You're not just breaking
Speaker 2: that out? Will even rely? So, Yes, we are live
Speaker 2: from Gumby World coming up this morning at seven o'clock.
Speaker 2: But before that, guys, we are going to be gearing
Speaker 2: up and helping you get prepared for the big Festive day.
Speaker 2: We've got a good mate of yours coming in after
Speaker 2: six point thirty this morning.
Speaker 3: Was we do Scott Pickett. He's one of Melbourne's most
Speaker 3: famous chefs. He's going to be telling us how to
Speaker 3: get out. I've got to be very careful how to
Speaker 3: get our festive lunches.
Speaker 4: You got it right, festive on what.
Speaker 3: To do if we make a mistake, not panic on
Speaker 3: the morning of the twenty fifth December.
Speaker 1: You've forgotten something. He's going to solve all aren't warrants.
Speaker 2: Speaking which if you're new to the show, you won't
Speaker 2: know this, but we've realized our very own Lauren Phillips
Speaker 2: has never really watched a movie.
Speaker 1: No I have.
Speaker 3: I've watched a lot of rom coms. Just what that's
Speaker 3: just about where I stopped.
Speaker 4: It's just all the big ones you miss.
Speaker 3: I've really seen many Christmas move it's a lot of
Speaker 3: good ones.
Speaker 7: Why, well, it's funny she said that, because I think
Speaker 7: you said it about a minute and a half.
Speaker 2: I did did I is that why of the phones
Speaker 2: were lighting up. I don't know how this goes down
Speaker 2: with the trade. E's at this time of the morning,
Speaker 2: so we always seem to let one slip around six.
Speaker 3: Sorry he went first, So that's actually on your.
Speaker 2: Telly, Jason and Lauren Clint here as why you're listening
Speaker 2: to number one hundred. We've got one rule on this show.
Speaker 2: You say the sea word. In December, you get Maria.
Speaker 4: Now, we were.
Speaker 2: Talking before the song that there's many movies, many many,
Speaker 2: many mini.
Speaker 3: Movies, many festive movies, and you know what they're dropping like,
Speaker 3: they drop about ten new ones every.
Speaker 2: Year, and you know it drops on Boxing Day and
Speaker 2: the Robbie Musk, the Robbie Williams movie, the doco So Good.
Speaker 2: Lauren and I saw it. We were a sobbing mess
Speaker 2: in the cinemall.
Speaker 3: You missed the last half an hour, which was just
Speaker 3: thank god you weren'tre because you would have been crying
Speaker 3: like a bit.
Speaker 4: What's your favorite festive movie? Love? Actually, I'm a big
Speaker 4: fan of the Santa Claus.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, remember that.
Speaker 2: Look you do say you've only seen rom coms and
Speaker 2: festive movies. So this morning we are going to put
Speaker 2: that to the test. I'm going to play you grab
Speaker 2: some movies.
Speaker 1: Let's do it.
Speaker 2: Movie number one. Do you recognize this one? A reb
Speaker 2: bench and who I you?
Speaker 1: Hey Cake, heyka cake.
Speaker 2: Double hate loo entirely great?
Speaker 1: Is it the Grinch?
Speaker 4: It is the Grinch? Well done.
Speaker 1: Sounds like the Grinch.
Speaker 2: This one is huge. I've seen clips going.
Speaker 1: Viral this last actually no holiday.
Speaker 4: No but the Santa Claus.
Speaker 6: No, excuse me, I'm here to see a Walter Hobbs.
Speaker 2: I'm buddy the Elf.
Speaker 1: Ell you look hilarious. Elf with Will Ferrell.
Speaker 2: You got it?
Speaker 1: Told you I have seen all the fisty films.
Speaker 2: Sorry, what did you just say?
Speaker 4: I said?
Speaker 1: I told you I have seen all the festi Films's.
Speaker 2: If you've seen this one? No, I have a machine gun.
Speaker 4: Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
Speaker 2: There's been a lot of bad No, there's been a
Speaker 2: lot of debate whether it's over the year. There's been
Speaker 2: a lot of debate Cringle Gift or not. There's been
Speaker 2: a lot of debate on whether this is a festive
Speaker 2: movie or not.
Speaker 1: The Godfather No, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I'm stumped too. Stars Bruce Willis.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm not watching Bruce Willis films.
Speaker 4: Die Hard Festive Edition. No, but it is die Hard Plaza.
Speaker 1: No, I haven't seen it.
Speaker 4: The terrorists were taken over, you've seen I've seen all
Speaker 4: the all.
Speaker 1: Right, I've never seen any of the Diehards.
Speaker 2: Last movie, another basement, another elevator.
Speaker 1: The same shit happened the same guy twice?
Speaker 3: Is it big or whatever? Is this the one where
Speaker 3: he goes and dances on the keyboard?
Speaker 4: How can the same ship happen to the same guy twice?
Speaker 1: Roundhog Day?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: How can the same ship happen to the same guy twice?
Speaker 4: Twice?
Speaker 2: Twice?
Speaker 1: Oh no?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 4: If he was Spanish twice?
Speaker 2: How how is he fighting terrorists a second time?
Speaker 1: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Speaker 4: You're with me Clinton, right, absolutely?
Speaker 1: Why is he fighting terrorists on the.
Speaker 4: You say it it's die Hard too?
Speaker 3: Yeah, nah, no, that doesn't count. You miss some goodies,
Speaker 3: my love Actually on the holiday.
Speaker 7: I know.
Speaker 1: And there's the one. There's the one about the office party.
Speaker 1: What it's called office party?
Speaker 2: A lot of shows finished for the year. We are
Speaker 2: staying on the air up until the Festive and day.
Speaker 3: It's sort of not our last day. We're not in
Speaker 3: the twenty fifth bro, but you can be.
Speaker 4: I'm good.
Speaker 1: Does he want to stay?
Speaker 4: Yeah, till the twenty fifty.
Speaker 2: Well, when the kids go on Alidays, I'll be back here.
Speaker 2: We are taking a look back at it, not our
Speaker 2: best bits, like a lot of shows do. We're taking
Speaker 2: a look back at moments that weren't our finest.
Speaker 3: Yes, and they sometimes weren't our finest because we completely
Speaker 3: balaltered up. Sometimes they weren't our finest because we actually
Speaker 3: couldn't breathe because we're laughing so much. And I think
Speaker 3: this next one is one of those moments that I
Speaker 3: found so hysterical I couldn't actually spit out the words
Speaker 3: that I wanted to say. It was unfortunate because we're
Speaker 3: laughing at an ailment of yours.
Speaker 2: Okay, right, I have had some dramas sleeping and snoring,
Speaker 2: So I went said he.
Speaker 1: Had a two face. Next would you.
Speaker 4: Say, it's a journey. It's been a journey, health journey.
Speaker 2: So I had a tooth ripped out right the end
Speaker 2: of the life journ out.
Speaker 1: This has nothing to do with it.
Speaker 2: It's all connected, I don't think, because it's any face.
Speaker 4: The dentist pierce the sinus.
Speaker 1: I has never hid your life.
Speaker 2: And this is what you guys, and this are you
Speaker 2: guys reacted when I bled my heart and soul.
Speaker 1: Out actually went.
Speaker 3: So he's fifteen minute doctor's appointment that he couldn't possibly
Speaker 3: find the time to attend for the last six months.
Speaker 4: What's the diagnosis.
Speaker 2: So the gap from the tooth has started to heal.
Speaker 2: That's great news. That's a positive. Therefore bringing the swelling.
Speaker 3: Down, which is generally what happens when you have a
Speaker 3: tooth removed.
Speaker 2: The doctor was quite surprised from the teeth scamp that
Speaker 2: I have a bent nose with what he refers to
Speaker 2: as fatty cartilage.
Speaker 1: A fat nose, fat bent nose.
Speaker 4: Says that the bulbous thing that I was referring to,
Speaker 4: that's your nose.
Speaker 2: As you can see where's you see the bump in
Speaker 2: my nose bent? That's the bump there.
Speaker 3: He's got a fat, bent nose and he needs a
Speaker 3: nose job, didn't they say?
Speaker 2: He said, we could be looking at surgery.
Speaker 4: Looks like the Great Ocean.
Speaker 1: We design your new nose.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking gesture.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking Michael Jackson's style.
Speaker 4: If you get a if you get a nose job
Speaker 4: and come in.
Speaker 1: That'll do like your real house.
Speaker 3: But so is it just cosmetic the nose because it's
Speaker 3: so far, we've got no explanation as to why you've
Speaker 3: been winging about us all face the whole time.
Speaker 1: Because they said you were born like born this way,
Speaker 1: he's born sing it.
Speaker 3: Lady Gaga said, you got baby, I was born this way.
Speaker 2: That is a lot of fatty cartilage.
Speaker 1: You're not fat in your nose. While you're there, you
Speaker 1: might want to get up his snorks.
Speaker 4: Listen, okay.
Speaker 2: The first option is steroids, okay, to break down, to
Speaker 2: break down the fatty cartlage. However, the doctor looked at
Speaker 2: me and he goes, I don't know if we're going
Speaker 2: to be able to get them up with your nose.
Speaker 4: You have to.
Speaker 1: You have to put the steroids up your nose.
Speaker 4: Like a steroid spray. But he said, your cart they're
Speaker 4: just so fatty. We're not sure it's going to take
Speaker 4: that care.
Speaker 1: Can you breathe?
Speaker 2: No, this is the problem.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm snoring.
Speaker 1: You're forty two. How have you only realized this now?
Speaker 5: I haven't slept very well my whole life, So what.
Speaker 1: Is the Snorkel update Jase.
Speaker 2: Still fat, still fat, still fast.
Speaker 1: A sleeping not breaking. Something's never change.
Speaker 3: Jason Lauren on Nomber one hundred.
Speaker 2: Question, what seven o'clock we are going to be lyingm
Speaker 2: gun By World go on a road trip bodies or
Speaker 2: DT's bodies.
Speaker 4: I'm I'm taking both bodies.
Speaker 3: We have the piece to come buy World and there's
Speaker 3: a hundred kids and their families and their parents and
Speaker 3: everyone coming mate.
Speaker 2: You're imagine you imagine the mum's going wild when bloody
Speaker 2: mister men's health over here.
Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry, sorry, Clint, is not the issue.
Speaker 4: I've got my Melbourne Footy Club Premiership dts. What is
Speaker 4: there a little trophy on the point.
Speaker 1: I feel like only players should be allowed those?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree?
Speaker 1: Who did you steal those from?
Speaker 4: Got them for Chrissy.
Speaker 2: So when people are like, oh I like the Trophyrissy,
Speaker 2: you know where their eyes are going.
Speaker 4: Got away with that one. Yeah that was good.
Speaker 1: I might have known this whole time. We could have said, Chrissy,
Speaker 1: we really shouldn't have been laughing.
Speaker 2: We should have done that two weeks ago. He gave
Speaker 2: me to it.
Speaker 4: It's a good question, Santa, right. He came good.
Speaker 2: Seven o'clock. We are live from a Gum buy A world.
Speaker 2: But before that, we are gearing up for Chrissy. We
Speaker 2: are are we allowing.
Speaker 7: That it's a great innovation.
Speaker 3: I can't believe the second there's two weeks to work
Speaker 3: that out. I'm hosting this year. I have many a
Speaker 3: nerve about preparing lunch for everyone in my family.
Speaker 1: I'm calling it an expert.
Speaker 4: How many people twelve?
Speaker 1: What lunch festive?
Speaker 3: Lunch?
Speaker 2: Crazy?
Speaker 1: I knew you thought I was going to say that.
Speaker 1: That's why I said.
Speaker 4: Something else, trying to get you to slip up, though,
Speaker 4: So I'm calling.
Speaker 1: It an expert. Scott Pickett one of Melbourne's most beloved chefs.
Speaker 3: He's an amazing chef. He's got a couple of great restaurants.
Speaker 3: He's going to give us some tips and tricks to
Speaker 3: getting ready for the big day.
Speaker 4: Does he make a good mesoon?
Speaker 1: I don't know. If he makes missou trifle? I reckon
Speaker 1: he know how to make a try screams trifle. Scott Pickett, All.
Speaker 2: Right, well, trifles going to join us next. This is
Speaker 2: Jason Lauren. You're listening to Nomber one hundred. This is
Speaker 2: Nober one hundred. You're on the air with Jason Lauren
Speaker 2: Clint here as well, and the interview you're about to
Speaker 2: hear was recorded for very good reason.
Speaker 3: Yes, it is a very well known Melbourne chef Scott Picket.
Speaker 3: He can't be trusted. So I said to him, make
Speaker 3: sure you don't say the sea word. He thought we
Speaker 3: meant the other sea word because he's got a gut
Speaker 3: of mouth, and he drops the twenty fifth December sea
Speaker 3: word lot. So we're going to beep it out for
Speaker 3: purposes of keeping us under this stop pick it.
Speaker 2: Good morning morning jas everyone. How are we the so
Speaker 2: great ambience in your restaurants?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: I like I like it, dimly lane. It takes me
Speaker 2: from a ford to a solid seven, doesn't it dark?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you as in you, not the restaurant, not the restaurant.
Speaker 4: I look better.
Speaker 2: And he's adding numbers or inches.
Speaker 8: Shot, he's got you there telling you or a four's okay,
Speaker 8: I suppose.
Speaker 2: The top of the day.
Speaker 3: Hey, Scott, we are coming up to the Festie season.
Speaker 3: Now we've a rule on this show. You can't say
Speaker 3: the C word or we have to play Mariah Carey,
Speaker 3: so tread very carefully.
Speaker 8: I removed that from my public speaking repertoire. About twelve
Speaker 8: years ago there was an intervention. I didn't agree, but
Speaker 8: I now agree.
Speaker 3: Hey, it is coming up to a busy season where
Speaker 3: lots of people are cooking for their families at home.
Speaker 3: On the twenty fifth of December, what is the key
Speaker 3: to the perfect lunch?
Speaker 8: Two choice says either dining one or my restaurants. It's
Speaker 8: open the contient Sorento or chance youre Lane and Matilda
Speaker 8: de Criss lunch.
Speaker 3: What's funny you say that because this year Clint, He's
Speaker 3: going out for dinner.
Speaker 2: And a lot of people do it. A lot of
Speaker 2: people started doing it.
Speaker 8: We find now we only do the three that we've
Speaker 8: kind of done over the years.
Speaker 2: They sell out.
Speaker 8: People rebook on the way out the door. No cleaning arm.
Speaker 8: Don't have about it. You got two and a half
Speaker 8: hours with your laws. If you don't like them, not
Speaker 8: all day. You get a different cars. It's out.
Speaker 4: Don't do it.
Speaker 1: It takes a lot of bottles if you are looking
Speaker 1: at home.
Speaker 8: Okay, so I was I was talking about these earliens before.
Speaker 8: I've been cooking a home and family spread and what
Speaker 8: we do. I do a kind of big buffet and
Speaker 8: I've been doing it for about fifteen years because the
Speaker 8: first two or three the.
Speaker 2: Family were all like, we'll do what everyone will bring
Speaker 2: a plate. After that became a nightmare. So after you through, I.
Speaker 3: Said, negotiation over who's doing what his heck he's doing.
Speaker 8: For the brawns, but I'm paying potatoes, I said, you
Speaker 8: know what, I do it myself now.
Speaker 2: But it's all about being prepared.
Speaker 8: It's all about having everything ready as best you can
Speaker 8: by five o'clock seve So I will slow roast my
Speaker 8: beef over nine at sixty seventy degrees in the oven.
Speaker 8: I will slow roast my pork. I will have my
Speaker 8: turkey on the steam. I will have all my knees
Speaker 8: on plus or my preparation ready. Question help me is
Speaker 8: on plus?
Speaker 2: When you say excuse you, when you say slow overnight?
Speaker 4: Yes, right, actually putting it on.
Speaker 8: Well, it's all about core temperature, and so most of
Speaker 8: these ages would have like a modern oven, and then
Speaker 8: they can set the seventy or eighty and they'll have
Speaker 8: a probe that you put in your whole little beef
Speaker 8: for your whole shoulder of pork. It's all about the
Speaker 8: more you drop the temperature, then the longer than it
Speaker 8: takes to cook it. So rather cook it at two hundred,
Speaker 8: you cook it at sixty. Takes you twelve or forty
Speaker 8: an hours.
Speaker 1: Mind the idea of that.
Speaker 2: It's just slower and slower.
Speaker 8: It's like if you think if you braise a beef
Speaker 8: cheek for twenty four hours slowly rather than two hours fast,
Speaker 8: it's the same as a pork, and so much old
Speaker 8: of pork I will get four days beforehand, I will
Speaker 8: dry it out, I will leave in the fridge for
Speaker 8: a couple of days, and then night before I will
Speaker 8: rub it with all the salt, and evening I'll go
Speaker 8: hard and fast for an hour and get the crackling,
Speaker 8: and they'll drop it right down. And I slowly braize
Speaker 8: the meat for twelve fourteen hours. And so I've got
Speaker 8: two ovens at home, and look all be different temperatures.
Speaker 8: And that's the meat done. Then you know, because it's summer,
Speaker 8: only five of prawns and six lobs of seafood pre
Speaker 8: called ready the fridge on platters.
Speaker 1: I want an invite to your hand, one hundred.
Speaker 2: And fifty a head for you logs.
Speaker 4: I know a guy I can get it for you tube.
Speaker 4: But hey, Tom.
Speaker 7: We love dining at your restaurants, especially Tom. The show
Speaker 7: about Tom Parker Bowls and partying with Tom Barker park
Speaker 7: Yes sink and I.
Speaker 3: Went to one of Scott's dinners at Long Grain and
Speaker 3: Lo and behold there's Tom Parker Bowls as in Camilla
Speaker 3: Parker Bowls, a son who is a very famous food critic.
Speaker 4: Tom.
Speaker 7: They love going out on the town together and Tom's
Speaker 7: quite a party.
Speaker 2: Book.
Speaker 1: Really danced with him months before.
Speaker 8: I'm more than once loss. He actually keeps asking about
Speaker 8: you when he messages me. It's actually it's funny. So
Speaker 8: Tommy and I said, I was recently awarded a French knighthood.
Speaker 2: Well, I am sure in this country. In French, i
Speaker 2: am Chevalier.
Speaker 8: Digoi because dig is my nickname in French as Digoi
Speaker 8: and Chevalier is knight in French. The weird thinking about
Speaker 8: this is so this leads to the Tom Tom's message
Speaker 8: of me because he saw it all stuff and he.
Speaker 2: Goes, my god, you want to like a French nighthood.
Speaker 2: This is amazing.
Speaker 8: I'm the first Australian to get at but the last
Speaker 8: non Frenchman.
Speaker 2: To be awarded, which is kind of ironic.
Speaker 8: He's Tommy's stepdad in ninety seven who was then Prince
Speaker 8: Charles is now king. So he's reading and he goes, oh,
Speaker 8: my certain file that was the last one to receive
Speaker 8: all to.
Speaker 1: Go very well, Charles have something in common.
Speaker 2: Well, aside from being mates with Tommy.
Speaker 3: Now before we let you go, Now there is a
Speaker 3: worldwide competition to find the world's best chef.
Speaker 1: And you are judge.
Speaker 8: Yes, well, I'm actually the Australian President and I am
Speaker 8: a judge.
Speaker 2: I'm the tasting judge.
Speaker 8: So the President sits down largest cooking competition in the
Speaker 8: world that's held every two years by in France and
Speaker 8: leon started in eighty seven by probably the grandfather of.
Speaker 2: French Cuisibis to Paul Pacus himself.
Speaker 8: I represented Australia in five top twenty four chefs from
Speaker 8: each one per country compete. We've got Thomas Carla, you
Speaker 8: have Brett Gray and close with Gordon Ramsey, goes.
Speaker 1: I know, Gordon Ramsey.
Speaker 8: It's the biggest thing in the world. Now, the biggest
Speaker 8: cooking competition in the world. It's like the Culinary Olympics.
Speaker 1: We must go to France.
Speaker 4: Now we are talking.
Speaker 1: Let's go.
Speaker 2: If he comes to next to me.
Speaker 8: Was normally I have the French president on the left
Speaker 8: and the Danish.
Speaker 2: On the right.
Speaker 4: But you can take this, imagine the small talk at that.
Speaker 1: I don't think we'd fit in down.
Speaker 4: I don't think so either.
Speaker 2: She's terrible, my friends. That's about it.
Speaker 1: Thanks for joining Scott.
Speaker 2: Hey for more info on Scott's restaurants, keep reading that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely not go to.
Speaker 8: There's a big websites. Got pick a group checking well
Speaker 8: out there, there's eight or nine. We're busy till Christmas,
Speaker 8: but the coffee is heaving over summer. I'm just called
Speaker 8: lost if you need a table, and.
Speaker 1: It's got group dot com.
Speaker 2: You are on the air with Jason and Lauren. Clint
Speaker 2: is here as well, guys, second last show, I know,
Speaker 2: before we get out of here for the summer break.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, to talk to each other.
Speaker 4: Mark, I can miss you, of course I.
Speaker 3: Am miss Clint. I won't miss you. Don't answer my calls, Yes,
Speaker 3: I do. You've got better. Actually, he's actually been a
Speaker 3: bit needy on the phone calls of late.
Speaker 4: Like counseling, counseling service.
Speaker 1: Lauren Film's counseling service. How can I help you?
Speaker 2: Quite heavy.
Speaker 1: When he calls me, I answer the phone like this
Speaker 1: what happened?
Speaker 2: Essentially how she answers every time, what's happened.
Speaker 1: And generally something's happened.
Speaker 2: We've we've become quite heavy on the dms.
Speaker 4: Like forwarding.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we love forwarding.
Speaker 4: We love forwarding stuff that we see on the ground.
Speaker 1: Things we're horrified about, things we love, things we hate.
Speaker 2: The thing I keep keeps coming up with my feeds
Speaker 2: in Talloween is one of those giant inflatable sausage dog
Speaker 2: costumes and someone walking their sausage dog down.
Speaker 3: I'm going to get that for Halloween next year. That is,
Speaker 3: there's a lot of days to pass before Halloween. We've
Speaker 3: got a few other festive situations we've got to get
Speaker 3: through first.
Speaker 1: But we're about to hit the roads.
Speaker 4: Yes, right trip time.
Speaker 1: Gun by A world is a calling, it is a waiting.
Speaker 1: We are going. There's one hundred kids waiting for us
Speaker 1: to meet us there.
Speaker 4: Joyous the.
Speaker 1: I'm a little overwhelmed by it, to be honest.
Speaker 4: You know what we should do.
Speaker 1: You've already got one hundred kids off your own. A
Speaker 1: day are coming.
Speaker 4: Probably We've got we're putting on breakfast and everything.
Speaker 1: Right for exactly only, and you're going.
Speaker 2: Just going to say, we get clinted to take the
Speaker 2: orders standard mate, China, China order food for kids?
Speaker 4: Is I don't want sauce? I would like cheese. No,
Speaker 4: I don't want chese. Give them all a breakfast burger
Speaker 4: and be done with something.
Speaker 3: Like kids don't having primus anything. The straws kill the turtles.
Speaker 3: So they're pop tops.
Speaker 1: But they're plastic too, so I'm not really sure what
Speaker 1: kid's drinking from these days. Water bottles.
Speaker 2: You're talking about poppers, Yeah, premiers, premiers, No premiers have
Speaker 2: a straw, pappas in Queensland to top.
Speaker 1: They're called pop tops.
Speaker 4: We just we call them poppers, none of that.
Speaker 7: The little juice boxers, No premi is a straw.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so does his poppers have a straw?
Speaker 1: Oh so what do you call the one with the
Speaker 1: pop top?
Speaker 4: Pop tops?
Speaker 3: So we're in heated agreement, like everything on this, we're
Speaker 3: arguing over the same thing.
Speaker 2: That is very good, good morning and happy for Friday.
Speaker 2: But live from Gumbay.
Speaker 1: World, Good morning. It is our big kids day out today.
Speaker 2: Boy oh yeah, how good?
Speaker 4: We ain't leaving.
Speaker 3: We ain't leaving it is it is a beautiful summer
Speaker 3: day out here at Gumbye World.
Speaker 1: I'm currently wearing a cashmere jumper and a pufferves.
Speaker 4: The heat is coming.
Speaker 1: It's fifteen.
Speaker 4: You want a water slide soon?
Speaker 3: Lozzy twenty sixtygrees? Oh, I bought my wet suit, Lauren.
Speaker 3: I'm going to be in my wetsuit. I might get
Speaker 3: stuck to the sides going down.
Speaker 2: What an interesting question. Did you bring your togs because
Speaker 2: lost just over there right?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I bought Honey, my eight year old with me, and
Speaker 2: he's got his backpack where he swimmers, and I said
Speaker 2: to chuck it next to that giant Duffel bag with
Speaker 2: several costume changes in it.
Speaker 1: It's not mine. I give you the hot tip.
Speaker 4: It's mine.
Speaker 1: Did you bring your man Keena.
Speaker 4: I've got a pair of speedos and two pairs of boardies.
Speaker 1: You're not wearing the dicktoks?
Speaker 2: Surely very fruity.
Speaker 3: Two pairs of bodies, Yeah, if you were in your dts.
Speaker 3: Have you gone down to the clinic and had a
Speaker 3: little wax roo.
Speaker 4: No. I did look at the clippers last night and
Speaker 4: thought do I need to clip her up? But it
Speaker 4: was Jim not available. Jim wasn't ready. Hey, guys, how
Speaker 4: exciting We've actually got the park to ourselves. This is
Speaker 4: great starting to roll in there.
Speaker 1: They are the first team to rise.
Speaker 2: I was walking in with Honey and we were just like,
Speaker 2: this is literally what kids dream about having, like the
Speaker 2: keys to a theme park.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no one else in.
Speaker 6: Here, just.
Speaker 4: Lampoon's vacation when they get the keys to Wally Well.
Speaker 3: If you could see what Jason was wearing, you would
Speaker 3: think he's the shirt.
Speaker 1: He's coming his He likes to call it his summer suit.
Speaker 1: He's got a.
Speaker 3: Ridiculous blue and light blue and duck blue printed shortened
Speaker 3: shirt matching combo.
Speaker 4: I'm the dad today.
Speaker 2: Everyone with me.
Speaker 4: He took resort wear to a whole new level.
Speaker 1: In fact, he some Hudson's here. Honey, what do you
Speaker 1: think about Dad's outfit? Thumbs up?
Speaker 6: Thumbs down me, I asked him, savvy lord bloody walk
Speaker 6: back to Bentley, mate.
Speaker 1: It is a very long walk back to Bentley.
Speaker 2: So look, yeah, how much and over listeners rolling in
Speaker 2: We've bof floated well over one hundred tickets this morning.
Speaker 2: This is our way of just saying, hey, look, thank
Speaker 2: you for listening to us, for the last year on Nova.
Speaker 2: Also we know look cost of living through the roof
Speaker 2: times it's half and we just saw what a great
Speaker 2: way to start the summer holidays.
Speaker 1: Holiday schools out for summer, a lot of schools. There
Speaker 1: are some kids just rolling into.
Speaker 3: School today for the last few days of the year,
Speaker 3: and a lot of year twelves getting their results today.
Speaker 1: Stay calm kids.
Speaker 7: Through right now seven o'clock they would have got a text,
Speaker 7: a ping on their phone.
Speaker 3: So back in my day we had to get the
Speaker 3: newspaper from seven to eleven. We all sat in the
Speaker 3: car par Yes.
Speaker 7: You basically stood by the letterbox and see back in
Speaker 7: my day, Dove would fly over and just did you
Speaker 7: finish school?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 4: Okay, shots fire?
Speaker 1: Did you finish your twelf?
Speaker 4: You know what, We'll come back and chat about that.
Speaker 4: Did you finish you? Do you think I finished you?
Speaker 4: I didn't even finish it.
Speaker 2: Since and we are live from Gumby where we had
Speaker 2: a lot of fun coming up today. Clint's going to
Speaker 2: be doing the news from had a bit of credibility.
Speaker 2: This is forever Young on Nova.
Speaker 4: Good morning morning, this is pretty cool. We got the
Speaker 4: park to ourselves this.
Speaker 1: Morning, just us come by World is massive.
Speaker 2: It's huge.
Speaker 1: I've got a hundred kids and you can't even see them.
Speaker 1: They're spread out everywhere.
Speaker 2: Right now, this is slowly starting to roll in because
Speaker 2: a gun By World is turning seven seven times the
Speaker 2: fun that's where slides, rides and wildlife collide. Gun By
Speaker 2: World Theme Park. Come get a wildlife or testing a
Speaker 2: roller coaster. Earlier question, did you see the pheasant out
Speaker 2: the front, the giant pheasant.
Speaker 1: Isn't it a peacock?
Speaker 4: No, I'm told it's a pheasant that big, colorful.
Speaker 1: What's a pheasant the front? He tries to say, peasant, pheasant.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the thing out the front.
Speaker 1: A peasant crossed with the ferrets.
Speaker 4: I don't know. Out the front, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I've never heard of a pheasant.
Speaker 4: I know that's at It's quite beautiful.
Speaker 1: Is a lie bird that's.
Speaker 4: Roller coaster is just getting warmed up?
Speaker 1: They call it, Oh my goodness, look at these things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can have better free breaking and then jump
Speaker 2: on that line.
Speaker 1: There's absolutely no chance on planet Earth.
Speaker 4: When I do the news, I feel sick just watching it.
Speaker 4: Go and hold the news for me while I read it.
Speaker 2: You don't scream a ride well, do you know.
Speaker 3: Why, Because I did seven years working on kids w
Speaker 3: a where we're forced to ride roller coasters weekly, and
Speaker 3: I did not get any better at it.
Speaker 2: To see, I love a roller coaster. I'm not great
Speaker 2: with anything that goes around in circles.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well all these roller coasters go around. You
Speaker 1: are in trouble. It's going to be a morning out
Speaker 1: here at come By World.
Speaker 2: Big shout out to everyone who scored family passes and
Speaker 2: on the way to join us this morning.
Speaker 7: Big shout out two to our year twelve students, our
Speaker 7: graduating class of twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1: They're well done, guys. You survive.
Speaker 7: There is right now sixty one thousand, nine hundred and
Speaker 7: ninety eight students who are getting their atars. So they
Speaker 7: were there received by text message or logging.
Speaker 1: Into the Yeah, the text, like, I feel like that's
Speaker 1: too abrupt. Text. We see it a letter.
Speaker 3: But on that same day that the mail came, you
Speaker 3: could either choose to wait for the letter to come
Speaker 3: in the letterbox or it came out in.
Speaker 1: The newspaper, and the newspaper.
Speaker 3: Was out of school time newspaper, so you could go
Speaker 3: like we went, we're all my friends said let's well,
Speaker 3: we decided let's not read the letter, let's go to
Speaker 3: seven to eleven. I'll never forget it. We all went together,
Speaker 3: we got the newspaper and we all sat down and
Speaker 3: opened there.
Speaker 7: But it was only if your study score was over
Speaker 7: forty that you got in the newspaper.
Speaker 4: Between forty, well, what was I doing with the It
Speaker 4: would have been hard to find. Maybe you just did
Speaker 4: the survey. Grab at a pakadazza slip.
Speaker 7: I can tell you it's just been published that forty
Speaker 7: one Victorian students have received an ATAR of ninety nine
Speaker 7: point nine.
Speaker 4: Imagine big perfect. So what's that gets you? Doctor? You
Speaker 4: can do what whatever? You can do? It all radio
Speaker 4: probably a little over qualified.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't get a ninety nine point ninety five and
Speaker 3: end up here, bro, I'd be sleeping.
Speaker 2: I don't think people getting that score using the word
Speaker 2: bro either. Can I just say that like.
Speaker 4: A yes, I did finish high school?
Speaker 1: Well done?
Speaker 4: Thank you?
Speaker 1: Isn't that funny? So important?
Speaker 4: They prefer not to be.
Speaker 1: On the alumni poster.
Speaker 4: Didn't make the wall click.
Speaker 1: The school captain, of course.
Speaker 7: He was drama captain and I was vice sports captain.
Speaker 7: Did they only have two students at the school.
Speaker 1: What sport did you play?
Speaker 4: None?
Speaker 2: Just you know, like where there's different colors, like I
Speaker 2: was called House, was vice green House captain? Okay, I
Speaker 2: got to hold the flag?
Speaker 4: Is that that's why you were the flag? Bear got
Speaker 4: quite heavy though.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you should have been a captain
Speaker 1: with anything to do with sport. But it's funny because
Speaker 1: this day it is.
Speaker 3: I remember it being so important to me and to
Speaker 3: my friends, and now like half of us can't even
Speaker 3: remember what school was.
Speaker 2: Go.
Speaker 3: So if you've done, well, well done. If you haven't,
Speaker 3: don't freak out. You got through year twelve and that.
Speaker 4: Is what I called job waiting for you.
Speaker 3: Marri's I got kicked out of UNI twice. My dad
Speaker 3: text me yesterday when we're on the air actually and said,
Speaker 3: hah Rem, I tear advertising on your radio show. Do
Speaker 3: they think you're finished? And I said, no, Dad, I
Speaker 3: don't think they think I finished. I think they know
Speaker 3: very well that they kicked me out, not once, but twice.
Speaker 2: Well, you could still go back and graduate, couldn't you.
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 3: Dad said, didn't you He thought what I did finish
Speaker 3: in some capacity And I said no, I got kicked out.
Speaker 3: He goes, no, did you the hat choose not? I
Speaker 3: got kicked out, jas, but have got kicked out. You
Speaker 3: don't get the hat or the robes.
Speaker 4: So you graduate clin I graduated.
Speaker 2: If you went back there, you'd be a you'd be
Speaker 2: a mature age student.
Speaker 1: I think I'd be a geriatric student at this point.
Speaker 2: You'd the classroom was on the lower level, the stairs
Speaker 2: got one of those little electric chairs like gremlins.
Speaker 1: I'd be sitting in the front row of the auditorium,
Speaker 1: so you have to walk up the back. What did
Speaker 1: you study?
Speaker 4: I studied journalism, arts journalism. Come on, I did. I
Speaker 4: graduated with arts commerce with a major in journalism. What's
Speaker 4: the one everyone goes and does? Bachelor of Arts.
Speaker 3: Idea majoring in politics. And you've seen me interview the
Speaker 3: Prime Minister before and there's yep, that's right, it was great.
Speaker 2: But you spot on like there'd be so many kids
Speaker 2: full of anxiety this morning. And it's a different world now.
Speaker 2: The pressure that are on year twelve.
Speaker 3: Students, I know, but you got through year twelve and
Speaker 3: that's what matters. And it is not the be all
Speaker 3: and end all, really isn't today guys, it really is
Speaker 3: well done for getting to this point. I'm sure your
Speaker 3: summer holidays, whatever happens.
Speaker 4: Exactly listen to us. But it's true, though, such beacons
Speaker 4: of hope here we are.
Speaker 1: Did you go to tay for Uni or anything?
Speaker 4: I didn't get into tame You didn't didn't pay you?
Speaker 4: Yeah you do. I didn't want my money.
Speaker 2: It is just good. Wait.
Speaker 1: Sorry, what would you have studied if you if you
Speaker 1: could have chosen anything?
Speaker 2: Homek is that cooking?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: We are live from gum by a World this morning.
Speaker 2: This is the place to hit up over the summer holidays.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you my goodness.
Speaker 3: The kids are rolling in the gates and we've got
Speaker 3: face painters over there. There's kids just dying to get
Speaker 3: on these rides already. One little girl I was just
Speaker 3: chatting to with her sister and she said.
Speaker 1: Could we got to ride together? I was like, absolutely,
Speaker 1: Which one do you guys want to go? And they
Speaker 1: said no, with you? And I was like, oh, Laurence Trickery.
Speaker 2: Where are we're doing the eight thirty news? Clint's going
Speaker 2: to be live on the roller coaster behind us. Do
Speaker 2: you know the amount of kids that have come up
Speaker 2: and asked if they can know on the roller coaster work. No,
Speaker 2: I'm glad you said that because I said to the kids,
Speaker 2: go and get into free breakfast. You eat as much
Speaker 2: as you can before thirty.
Speaker 4: I'm glad. Well, I'm glad you said that because I'm
Speaker 4: going to return serve right now. Let's play nice today.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 7: You have been so keen this whole last couple of
Speaker 7: weeks to throw me under the bus, so I thought
Speaker 7: I'd throw you under the bus.
Speaker 2: What do we do?
Speaker 7: Well, I just we know that Jason's got a poonchant
Speaker 7: for face painting. Lauren over here, we've got our face
Speaker 7: painting stall and the beautiful Michelle from.
Speaker 4: Kitty Wigs Morning Michelle joins us.
Speaker 7: Michelle, tell us about some of the beautiful designs you're
Speaker 7: painting on the children's faces.
Speaker 1: Well, it's all about Christmas. Oh, we got one role
Speaker 1: on this show, Michelle.
Speaker 4: You say the.
Speaker 2: Seawork you're getting alive from gun Buy a World.
Speaker 8: There is.
Speaker 4: How manyximes we're going to give that a Hern today?
Speaker 1: Not many, because we're on our very best behavior.
Speaker 6: We are.
Speaker 2: You're listening to over one hundred. It is Jason, Lauren
Speaker 2: Clinton is here as well. We are alive from gun
Speaker 2: by a World this morning. A hundred kids and no
Speaker 2: the listeners in the gates having the theme park to themselves.
Speaker 4: This is awesome. It doesn't normally open to.
Speaker 3: Had a panic attack. I was like Clint, their rides
Speaker 3: on fire. Clint said, no, it's part of the tricks.
Speaker 1: I was like, gosh, is that supposed to happen? There's
Speaker 1: smoke coming out of it over there.
Speaker 2: But they've got their own fire truck here for the ride.
Speaker 7: No, No, that's just like you can play on now,
Speaker 7: I was I was saying as I was saying, yes, perform.
Speaker 7: Michelle said the sea word, Michelle, good morning. We're going back.
Speaker 7: Really be careful. So basically, by popular demand, all the
Speaker 7: kids want is for Jase to get his face right kids.
Speaker 4: Yes, de story what the kids want. They've got the
Speaker 4: theme Paft. We were going to.
Speaker 7: Rock, Yes, but unfortunately your losses have gunned by a
Speaker 7: World have decided that you're the man for the job.
Speaker 4: I'm doing a ride, you're getting your face paint. What
Speaker 4: she doing eating free breakfast? It sounds like what I'm doing.
Speaker 4: There's a challenge coming for her.
Speaker 1: Don't worry, don't you're gonna have some snake slithering up something.
Speaker 1: If you get your face.
Speaker 2: Paints, you can put sunscreen on all the kids, but
Speaker 2: you get the water park because that's always a joyous ocay.
Speaker 3: Just go a cheek, go on, do it, do it
Speaker 3: lot of people, if you want to do it for
Speaker 3: the peace this morning, summer.
Speaker 4: Everyone who wants face Yes, they're going wild off.
Speaker 2: I just can I just point out I am here
Speaker 2: all day. Yeah, my wife, I've got her family staying
Speaker 2: with us from today.
Speaker 1: What do you mean or day? You might move in
Speaker 1: for the week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I ain't leaving guys in laws. Who's that dude
Speaker 2: sleeping on the slide.
Speaker 1: In laws in town?
Speaker 4: That makes sense.
Speaker 2: It hasn't become a writer oparada. So they're coming down.
Speaker 2: So I'm going to be so if I if I
Speaker 2: get bloody the chick from Frozen on my cheek, I'm
Speaker 2: going to.
Speaker 4: Be walking from Elsa, Elsa.
Speaker 1: That would be nice. You more a nice target A
Speaker 1: face painter.
Speaker 2: Back in the day when I go to the football,
Speaker 2: yeah did you do your own? Mate'll do each other?
Speaker 1: And what would you paint on your face?
Speaker 4: Just like the team colors? Just a big what was
Speaker 4: your colors marona and yellow and bl.
Speaker 1: How ugly maron yellow and white well on stripe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is like rugby league days in Brisbane.
Speaker 1: That's repulsive.
Speaker 4: I think to be fair, it.
Speaker 2: Made us more attractive than the rugby league crowd that
Speaker 2: were there without face.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it gave you a glow up.
Speaker 4: I think today you're getting a butterfly. Actually, how old.
Speaker 1: Were you the last time you had your face paintings?
Speaker 4: Probably twenty four You we're.
Speaker 1: Painting your face and going to the football at twenty.
Speaker 2: Today is a non judgment zone. We are at a
Speaker 2: theme park celebrating holidays.
Speaker 4: All right, wellfe you to.
Speaker 2: Good morning Melburn. We are alive from Gumbay. Well this
Speaker 2: morning we have opened the gates nice and early for
Speaker 2: Nova listeners.
Speaker 4: Look, cost of living through the roof.
Speaker 2: The summer holidays are starting, so we thought, look, let's
Speaker 2: say thanks for listening to us at Nova.
Speaker 4: So we've opened the gates.
Speaker 2: We've been offloading family passes the last couple of weeks
Speaker 2: and kids are hitting the rides. No lineups, guys, this
Speaker 2: is like a kid's dream.
Speaker 3: Honestly, this is like a dream come true for all
Speaker 3: these kids. There's already kids smashing roller coaster, is it? What?
Speaker 1: Seven thirtieth morning.
Speaker 2: Straight to the front. Well, they're smashing Freebrecky and then
Speaker 2: smashing the rollercast.
Speaker 3: That's a bad combo, right, that is bad as long
Speaker 3: as it is. There's no milkshakes over there.
Speaker 2: Is there?
Speaker 4: What are you eyeing off?
Speaker 2: Big boy? So I'm over at the face painting tent
Speaker 2: thoughts on a skeleton face?
Speaker 6: Nah No, that's bit bit too cool for you, too
Speaker 6: much over for you, tiger? It is, Oh no, not
Speaker 6: a tiger. What else have you got there, bat girl,
Speaker 6: bat gal?
Speaker 4: I found it. I found it.
Speaker 3: So Clinton is making Jay sit he's face painted to
Speaker 3: get amongst it.
Speaker 4: What are you going with, spider Man?
Speaker 3: Spider The whole face is spunk. Face paint when you've
Speaker 3: got facial hair is just such a bad scene, Harry
Speaker 3: spider Man, Harry spider Man.
Speaker 2: I just said to Michelle at the face painting ten,
Speaker 2: I'm like, this will come off easy, hey, And she
Speaker 2: just looked at me.
Speaker 4: Surely someone's got makeup wipes.
Speaker 1: I'm not sharing them. Good luck, brother Chuck us.
Speaker 4: In estate lauda wipe.
Speaker 2: Hey, coming up your chance to win five thousand dollars
Speaker 2: this morning at eight o'clock. But relationship debate loss.
Speaker 4: What do you got for us?
Speaker 3: Well, this is about Megan Fox. She's pregnant as we
Speaker 3: know with Machine Gun Kelly, but they've split.
Speaker 2: We'll go there next on Nova we are live from
Speaker 2: Gunby Well this morning. It is Jas and Lauren Clint
Speaker 2: is here as well. One hundred over listeners through the
Speaker 2: gates enjoying rides. Brecky on us as our way of
Speaker 2: saying thanks for listener.
Speaker 3: Yes, thanks guys, and thanks for being here. Many happy
Speaker 3: faces that come by world this morning. You know where
Speaker 3: there is unhappy faces at the moment, though. Let me
Speaker 3: take you the Hollywood baby Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly,
Speaker 3: who are expecting their first baby. You know, they're so
Speaker 3: loved up, like sickly they were. Yeah, they were very
Speaker 3: like a real PDA kind of couple. So they're expecting,
Speaker 3: they're expecting, but they've split, which happens Megan Fox, are
Speaker 3: Megan Megan Megan Fox? Meghan Gail is not dating Machine
Speaker 3: Gun Kelly. Expecting machine your headline, No, Meghan Gail has
Speaker 3: a very handsome Hopefully I don't bump into them anytime soon.
Speaker 3: Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly they're expecting they've split,
Speaker 3: and a flirtatious video has been released with.
Speaker 1: One of her co stars in a film. His name
Speaker 1: is Michelle Moron. He's also very handsome.
Speaker 3: It's super flirty, but it's from a film, like when
Speaker 3: they're filming. He's in Italy now doing another film and
Speaker 3: people are blowing up saying it's too soon.
Speaker 2: Question, what's the time period?
Speaker 3: Well they I mean, who really knows when they split up.
Speaker 3: But it's been in like weeks, last few weeks.
Speaker 2: Weeks is all right?
Speaker 4: But is it though?
Speaker 2: Well, talking from experience.
Speaker 3: They announced that they were pregnant au eleventh of November.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's a month. Okay, yep, right babies.
Speaker 1: Actually, I think this is.
Speaker 3: A beat up because it's an old video, the videos
Speaker 3: from when they did. These two did a film together
Speaker 3: years ago. She's in Italy doing a new film. Now
Speaker 3: he's onto a new girlfriend.
Speaker 2: Question, what's been your quickest turnaround from going from one
Speaker 2: person to the next.
Speaker 1: You should take rebounds to the grave chase.
Speaker 4: Now, there's nothing like a good rebound, nothing like it,
Speaker 4: nothing better.
Speaker 1: But no one ever needs to know the timeline.
Speaker 4: No, no, But sometimes a rebound can turned into marriage.
Speaker 1: Well, my Paul was not a rebound. Poor Paul. I
Speaker 1: left him hanging for about a year.
Speaker 4: He's still hanging, really hanging to get out.
Speaker 1: He wasn't a rebound.
Speaker 3: I tried to set him up with one of my
Speaker 3: friends because I thought he was such a great guy,
Speaker 3: and then I panicked.
Speaker 1: I was like, no, I want to keep him all
Speaker 1: for myself.
Speaker 2: I've told you the turnaround time of when I met
Speaker 2: my wife, I was in a long term relationship. Things
Speaker 2: went belly up. This is quite awkward to talk about
Speaker 2: in front of my ear old something.
Speaker 3: Yes, by the way, this is Jason's idea to talk
Speaker 3: about this. And he's now sitting in his summer suit,
Speaker 3: which is like a matching blue shirts. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: she's just turned around sitting at the face painting stake. Hey,
Speaker 3: did you think you were getting Spider Man? Because that
Speaker 3: ain't Spider Man's colors?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: As you were keep going and you've got your childhead,
Speaker 3: so so tell us about your reb.
Speaker 1: Okay, it up with you, all right?
Speaker 2: So I did in my eyes closed, we're getting face paint.
Speaker 2: And I opened my eyes just as I was talking
Speaker 2: about the rebound. There's my ear old son, right in
Speaker 2: front of me. How'd you go for a walk? So, yeah,
Speaker 2: I was. I was Danny a girl for a couple
Speaker 2: of years and we went belly up and she moved
Speaker 2: out and back to Perth at ten am in the morning, and.
Speaker 4: Luke came round at about three Jason, what to console you?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 4: I was a mess? Were you? But it wasn't a
Speaker 4: rebound turned into marriage?
Speaker 1: Still a rebound. He's still a rebound. It just turned
Speaker 1: into marriage.
Speaker 4: Were you both crying in bed? Is that where you? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? You're a mess? Jason?
Speaker 4: Crying every week happens. It happens.
Speaker 1: So you're glad you decided to talk about this. Not really, Lauren,
Speaker 1: It's incredibly awkward.
Speaker 4: Now. How do he's put his hand up?
Speaker 1: He has several questions, said, Hawkins, do you know what
Speaker 1: a rebound?
Speaker 2: Jon's go to the ads. Well, over come by we're
Speaker 2: saying thanks listening to us on over So we've opened
Speaker 2: the park. We've let one hundred over listeners in. We
Speaker 2: lead up to holidays, Loszie.
Speaker 3: Yes, Jays, you're over there getting your face painted.
Speaker 7: Well.
Speaker 1: Clinton and I are sitting here on our Nova stakes.
Speaker 3: We've replaced you with Ruby who who's come down this morning?
Speaker 1: Oh, she's just run away a morning, Ruby? How old
Speaker 1: are you doing fine? Are you having fun this morning?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Are you going to do a better job than Jay's
Speaker 1: hosting the show?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Ruby, Yeah, I think so. Have you been on any rights?
Speaker 4: Not yet yet? Come on the roller coaster with me?
Speaker 1: Roller?
Speaker 2: Yes, she's finding you two terrifying enough. I've I've got
Speaker 2: Sarah over here with the family. Sarah, how many troops.
Speaker 4: You got with you today?
Speaker 1: I've got three excellent.
Speaker 2: Loading up on free breakfast. They're going to hit the rides,
Speaker 2: I believe absolutely.
Speaker 1: The girls already making the most of it.
Speaker 4: Excellent. Well, thanks for coming along, Thank you for having us.
Speaker 3: No over now we are here at gunbye Will, But
Speaker 3: don't get on our socials to have a look at
Speaker 3: how much fun we're having, because we have an interview
Speaker 3: with Meta. Oh gosh, Jason's been at the face painting station.
Speaker 4: What's your name? Dot Tello Leonardo d.
Speaker 1: He's a ninja turtle?
Speaker 3: Did you make so anyone waking up that's trying to
Speaker 3: get on their Facebook in this morning? Meta is down
Speaker 3: and I think Jay's deliberately made it go down so
Speaker 3: no one could see his face on social media.
Speaker 2: Michelle of the Face Painting Tent said, we don't normally
Speaker 2: go through that much paint.
Speaker 4: It's hard to match those colors with orange complex. She said,
Speaker 4: first time I've used a roll up.
Speaker 1: She's done a great job.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 1: But you look awful. That's a you thing, not a
Speaker 1: Michelle in the face paint intent thing.
Speaker 4: I haven't looked in the mirror yet, am I very
Speaker 4: You're very green?
Speaker 1: You're looking here.
Speaker 4: Oh, that's not going to come off.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see you go down the water
Speaker 1: slide looking like that.
Speaker 4: Ninja turtles have not aged well. So what's down?
Speaker 2: Facebook?
Speaker 7: So Meta, so Instagram, Facebook, WhatsApp? So far there's been Yeah,
Speaker 7: although signal it's thankfully signals up is so basically two
Speaker 7: hundred thousand complaints worldwide. So if you are waking up
Speaker 7: this morning, that would explain why you can't refresh your
Speaker 7: feed or post a new pick, or even dive into
Speaker 7: the encrypted world of WhatsApp.
Speaker 1: No mind, WhatsApp's working, is it?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Maybe we're getting back online guys. Let me check Facebook.
Speaker 3: I mean, my dad's the only one of my friends
Speaker 3: that post on Facebook.
Speaker 4: Wicker wicked down, don't know about Wicker. It's wicker.
Speaker 1: As in Wikipedia.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Wikipedia, because.
Speaker 3: I think Facebook Facebook might be back Wikipedia.
Speaker 4: So you got the signal.
Speaker 1: I got signal.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what you know.
Speaker 3: I don't have Wikipedia when you're on those when you're
Speaker 3: on those encrypted apps, just you know, I don't automatically
Speaker 3: download themselves.
Speaker 2: But when you see other people have signed up to
Speaker 2: them and it comes up in your feed and you're like, oh,
Speaker 2: Lauren Phillips.
Speaker 4: Friday night.
Speaker 3: That is so people cannot see what wonderful things we're
Speaker 3: going to talk about on this show on Monday. Were
Speaker 3: trying to steal our ideas all the time, Jason, I
Speaker 3: won't have it. I won't be having it.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, Santa's just walked into Goodness.
Speaker 4: We can heck what's happen? Not signal.
Speaker 2: We are alive from Gumby Works is a little bit cloudy.
Speaker 4: Sun's going to be a little bit later on, so
Speaker 4: I'll keep the rig hidden for now.
Speaker 1: If you can hear that bell ringing, it's because Santa
Speaker 1: has just arrived.
Speaker 2: Gumby Morning.
Speaker 1: Santa Mon, Santa Morning. How are we do not take
Speaker 1: the microphone off him? Do not let him say the
Speaker 1: sea word?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 9: Jose I've got I've got one question for you. At
Speaker 9: a phone call last night at the North Pole. Yes,
Speaker 9: Mariah Carey, Yes, said you're not playing the Christmas side?
Speaker 4: What are you to do?
Speaker 1: All one?
Speaker 2: Good morning, Malvan live from Gumby. Well, this is over
Speaker 2: one hundreds.
Speaker 3: If you didn't like that, Santa Santa and he said
Speaker 3: the C word now. I last night it came to
Speaker 3: my attention that Mariah Carey was on stage live during
Speaker 3: a concert when they bought out an enormous bunch of
Speaker 3: flowers and said these flowers are for you, Mariah, because you're.
Speaker 1: Thinking song has gone to number one on the Billboard charts.
Speaker 4: For that one.
Speaker 1: I think we did that single handedly, Mariah. You are welcome.
Speaker 4: Sis.
Speaker 10: Wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's Lauren trying to be young
Speaker 2: in front of the cools, in front of the kids,
Speaker 2: but she's thrown around bro and Sis quite sentry.
Speaker 1: If I'm trying to be young by calling people bro
Speaker 1: and sis, that is one thing.
Speaker 3: You were sitting here with face paint as Leonardo from
Speaker 3: the teenage Nina.
Speaker 1: Well, cowbun and.
Speaker 4: A half shell power.
Speaker 3: All right, let's try and win someone some cash right
Speaker 3: now with our five thousand dollars question, Emily.
Speaker 1: Congratulations, you've made it through. Good morning. Hi are you good? Emily?
Speaker 1: You've got four kids between six and eleven? God knows
Speaker 1: you need this money.
Speaker 2: See coming up to the fifth season.
Speaker 3: Yeah, alright, I believe you want to go for the
Speaker 3: five thousand dollars question this morning.
Speaker 1: So here's how it's gonna work.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, firstly, it's all thanks to r ACV.
Speaker 2: There's more to value for RACV members. You can download
Speaker 2: the racv app and save on fuel every day, available
Speaker 2: once per day, excludes lpgtscs plat all right.
Speaker 1: Let's do it.
Speaker 3: We're gonna play your question, Emily. You're gonna hear a
Speaker 3: three two one countdown. If you don't know, have a guess,
Speaker 3: you need to answer before the time runs out. If
Speaker 3: you're right, the five thousand dollars is coming your way.
Speaker 1: Good luck.
Speaker 4: Okay, are you ready to go? Remember if you don't
Speaker 4: know the answer.
Speaker 2: Yes. And I'm just dragging this out because I know
Speaker 2: as soon as we hit the brake, Clint wants.
Speaker 4: To make a dash to the toilet. He looks like
Speaker 4: he's just about to see himself on the bursting point.
Speaker 1: Do you think saying that for an hour. What do
Speaker 1: you mean doings?
Speaker 2: I never read a theme park and one of us
Speaker 2: has to take him to the bathroom. Just roller coaster
Speaker 2: that don't pee yourself on the roller coast.
Speaker 1: Emily, good luck.
Speaker 2: Here's your question.
Speaker 4: What is the name for a group of hippos?
Speaker 2: Three two one claus.
Speaker 3: No believe it or not, A group of hippos is
Speaker 3: called a bloat.
Speaker 4: But I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2: You're not gonna go away empty handed. We're going to
Speaker 2: chuck your two hundred bucksweather free. Feel thanks to ra
Speaker 2: a c V that's coming your way. Amazing.
Speaker 7: Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: You're welcome, Emily, have a great holiday season.
Speaker 4: I think I think they should refer to us as
Speaker 4: a bloat.
Speaker 1: We are a bloat.
Speaker 4: You look bloated.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a weird group is I got to go just
Speaker 1: before you go, happy little hippos off.
Speaker 4: Just before you talk to me.
Speaker 7: Okay, so where's the meeting point? If you get lost,
Speaker 7: where's the pheasant the giant.
Speaker 1: That's at the front gate, we'll lose you at gun.
Speaker 4: By Jesus, roller coaster looks quite intimidating.
Speaker 1: You're on that next reading in news.
Speaker 2: Brother, We just thought we should have a bit of
Speaker 2: credibility to hear news reports. Oh yeah, I couldn't do
Speaker 2: any worse.
Speaker 4: We are alive from Gumby World this morning.
Speaker 1: Goodness, there's a dingo over there.
Speaker 4: I know as well.
Speaker 1: There's a python.
Speaker 4: Thought someone'd bring over the python.
Speaker 1: Keep the python away from me, like the loly.
Speaker 2: Ones, live from gumby a World. It is Jason and
Speaker 2: Laura and this is an absolute banger. She's come out
Speaker 2: of nowhere, cleans back from the toilet. We're live at
Speaker 2: Gumby World. And now just look over and Lawrence face
Speaker 2: to face with an owl.
Speaker 3: I actually I was getting a photo with some very
Speaker 3: cute kids and I turned around.
Speaker 1: There was an hour on my head and I was
Speaker 1: that I'm not very good with bird.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're not great with animals, are you? What about
Speaker 4: the python?
Speaker 1: I'm not going near the python. The pythe on is
Speaker 1: not coming on me. Is there a woman? They're holding
Speaker 1: an em you?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: Where are we are?
Speaker 4: A gun By World?
Speaker 1: This is amazing. Now that's a bird. I can get
Speaker 1: around because they don't fly. It's not true, they don't fly,
Speaker 1: yeah right.
Speaker 4: What I love is the passion in the statement they
Speaker 4: don't fly.
Speaker 1: They don't fly right, just you're not very soft.
Speaker 4: We are live a gun.
Speaker 2: Bye. Well, this morning we're saying thank you for listening
Speaker 2: to us on nov So we've opened the gates. We're
Speaker 2: letting one hundred listeners through the doors this morning and
Speaker 2: the lead up to the summer holidays.
Speaker 4: Let's do this.
Speaker 2: What does your parents suck at?
Speaker 10: Screen?
Speaker 2: Job champ plase try so. Normally we do a segment
Speaker 2: called what does your kids suck at? Yeah, and I'll
Speaker 2: be honest. Kids parents normally ring after school drop off.
Speaker 1: No they don't. They've never once a bad thing about
Speaker 1: their children.
Speaker 2: They light up, they win about going to sport, the
Speaker 2: kids not being great. Yeah, it's a whole segments. This
Speaker 2: morning we thought we would flip it and give kids
Speaker 2: a Melbourne the opportunity to say what does their parents
Speaker 2: suck at? I've got Samuel and Sophie here more do
Speaker 2: guys morning? Are you supposed to be at school today?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: We are on school holidays?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 1: How good school holidays?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Now I was just chatting with you guys about your mum,
Speaker 2: and I said, what does she suck at? You said
Speaker 2: she's a good driver.
Speaker 10: Yeah, she's a good driver, but she sucks at going
Speaker 10: on roller coasters and heights.
Speaker 1: Getting around that though.
Speaker 4: Anything else, so no half that she's perfect.
Speaker 3: Well, Jason, it's funny you're asking those kids because I
Speaker 3: spoke to your son, Hudson Hawkins a little earlier and said, hey, honey,
Speaker 3: what do your parents suck out?
Speaker 1: Have a listen to this.
Speaker 10: He's not good at being she's not good at vulnerable.
Speaker 10: She's not good atus he's not being responsible. He's not
Speaker 10: good at helping me with my homework.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I liked.
Speaker 3: My favorite bit was when he said, you're not good
Speaker 3: at being young, and you're not good at throwing a ball.
Speaker 4: Can you remember him throwing a ball? A ball somewhere?
Speaker 4: I want a live version. I'm not.
Speaker 1: I've got Hoddy here. He's a terrible thrower of a ball,
Speaker 1: isn't it?
Speaker 2: Hey, Hodey, it's a long walk back to Melbourne.
Speaker 1: That It's all right.
Speaker 3: I got a car, Hodie. You can come home with Maid.
Speaker 3: We'll have more fun anyway. But it is time to ask, Hey, Melbourne,
Speaker 3: what does your parent suck out?
Speaker 4: Our number is thirteen twenty four to ten. You've got
Speaker 4: a ball. We need a live version, Jason. If you
Speaker 4: can just throw this ball to me. That'd be great.
Speaker 4: Everyone watched, Jason, I'm not this is Come on, it's
Speaker 4: a volleyball. I'm normally used to using a basketball, of course, right.
Speaker 1: On, le Bron James, thirteen twenty four ten, Melbourne. What
Speaker 1: is your parents suck out?
Speaker 4: The winter?
Speaker 2: Quite strong here? Not meally, I'll throw on a straight line.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number. We're asking what
Speaker 2: does your what does your parents suck at? Yes?
Speaker 4: Like Clint standing right in front of the speaker.
Speaker 3: Whatever you do, don't stand in front of the speaker,
Speaker 3: is what we were told.
Speaker 1: And what did Clicked do stand in front of the speaker?
Speaker 1: Sorry for that good reception.
Speaker 4: Hey guys, I've got Jackie and Saint the Koala over here.
Speaker 1: Mon, Good morning everyone, how you're going?
Speaker 4: We are good? Can I just check now that I've
Speaker 4: just been panning Saint to ive chlamydia?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 1: Absolutely, every koala's chlamydia right, different type ten of course not.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: A koala is an animal. I can get around, but
Speaker 1: there are far too many not comdia.
Speaker 8: No, no.
Speaker 2: Get around.
Speaker 4: I mean it's very treatable. Okay, everyone's got their niche.
Speaker 3: What I meant was there's birds and reptiles everywhere I look, and.
Speaker 1: Don't clan.
Speaker 4: We don't keep shame on this show. Hey, coming up
Speaker 4: next Thurday.
Speaker 1: Don't that sounded terrible?
Speaker 4: You're the one that's it?
Speaker 3: I did?
Speaker 4: Is our number with the phone's next one over?
Speaker 2: Good morning everyone. You are on Noble one hundred. We're
Speaker 2: live from Gumby World this morning. Honestly we're tending to children.
Speaker 2: This is our way of saying thanks for listening to us.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no no no no sorry, cle
Speaker 2: just come over.
Speaker 4: He's got his pythony.
Speaker 1: Oh it's got creepy eyes.
Speaker 3: No no, no, no no no.
Speaker 4: Down no down AM radio or snakes.
Speaker 3: You know that.
Speaker 1: We don't even do FM radio.
Speaker 4: Very exciting.
Speaker 3: Okay, we're live from Gunby. Well, clin it's got a
Speaker 3: python around his shoulders.
Speaker 4: I don't think what's snake?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 4: These are rough scale pythons, the smooth python.
Speaker 1: Sorry, it's a rough scale python.
Speaker 3: Hey right now though, we're asking on thirteen twenty fourteen, Melbourne,
Speaker 3: what does your parents suck at?
Speaker 2: What does your parents suck? Screen channel? The first try.
Speaker 2: I was watching j Lo in Anaconda the other night.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it was very reminiscent of watching you with
Speaker 4: the s very strong.
Speaker 1: She's a hot mom.
Speaker 4: She is a hot mom. She also almost got devoured
Speaker 4: entirely by the snake.
Speaker 1: Well, don't say that. All these kids patting the python.
Speaker 4: The python is not going to eat.
Speaker 1: Right now, Melbourne, we're asking you what does your parents
Speaker 1: suck out? Funnily enough, the phones have lit up. It's
Speaker 1: got Chloe and Nari Warren. Morning Morning, Chloe, Chloe. What
Speaker 1: is your mum or dad suck out?
Speaker 10: They both suck at? Hiding birthday present from me?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: Did you snoop and find them?
Speaker 2: Where's the hiding spot? Where do they normally put them?
Speaker 10: Under the bed?
Speaker 3: Or in the wardrobe?
Speaker 1: Always in the wardrobe?
Speaker 4: Yep? Thir thirteen twenty four ten is our number.
Speaker 3: I've got Toby down here at Gumbaye. What now, your
Speaker 3: mom's standing right in front of you as you say this.
Speaker 3: And the festive season is coming up, so make sure
Speaker 3: you stay on the nice list with mum.
Speaker 1: But what does she suck at?
Speaker 4: Toby?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: Well, I just first her in Cornwall and beat her easily.
Speaker 1: What about sport in general? She good at sport? No,
Speaker 1: not really?
Speaker 4: What about driving? How is she driving? Here this morning.
Speaker 4: Pretty good.
Speaker 1: I think you gotta get to sleep most of the time,
Speaker 1: so early, isn't it?
Speaker 7: Yeah, Clips himself. Let's hit the phones. On thirteen, twenty fourteen,
Speaker 7: Alia Narry Warren, Good.
Speaker 1: Morning, are you good morning?
Speaker 4: What does your parents suck at?
Speaker 3: Um?
Speaker 4: Cooking steak?
Speaker 1: Cooking steak?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: Does he under cook it or does he burn it?
Speaker 10: He grands it and it's dry?
Speaker 4: Laurence Phillips. Nothing a little tomato sauce can't fix.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's such a dad attitude. It's some tomato sauce
Speaker 1: on it. A little bit fun.
Speaker 3: I went to my friend's house with dinner last night
Speaker 3: with their three kids, and the steak was quite room
Speaker 3: and Dale like, just put some tomato sauce on.
Speaker 2: Sorry that the kids were winging about their wago the
Speaker 2: age wago being on.
Speaker 1: Having They were having the minute I was having the way.
Speaker 1: Let's go to Tyler and Rye good morning, good morning.
Speaker 1: How old are you? Tyler? I'm twelve twelve? And is
Speaker 1: it Mum or Dad that sucks at something?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 4: No, Dad, Dad to think about.
Speaker 1: They're both a bit sucky to be honest.
Speaker 6: I'm playing soccer because last week he was playing and
Speaker 6: then he broke his leg.
Speaker 4: Oh'll do it?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Do you reckony? You reckon? He broke it? Like was
Speaker 4: it a fake break to go? It doesn't be anymore?
Speaker 1: Yeah no, maybe the surgery will improve his skills. Take
Speaker 1: him better.
Speaker 4: Good call, good call.
Speaker 1: You never know.
Speaker 4: I'm I'm not bad in the pool.
Speaker 7: It's gonna say what do you suck at? Pretty good
Speaker 7: with pool activities, but it is like a pool pony race.
Speaker 7: No launching the kids in the air.
Speaker 4: That takes a lot of congratulations on that accomplishment.
Speaker 1: Okay, we're also asking what you suck out? Not you
Speaker 1: want to do? You roll off the rest of your skills.
Speaker 4: I am out.
Speaker 1: Not very athletic in terms of kicking balls or throwing.
Speaker 1: That's good that your children.
Speaker 4: Thank you, Clint. Thank you.
Speaker 2: Phone lines really lit.
Speaker 3: Up for because parents love winging about their kids, and
Speaker 3: kids don't really get a good chance to winge about
Speaker 3: their parents.
Speaker 1: All the parents here are very cool this morning.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what a way to do it. This
Speaker 4: is like a kid's dream come true.
Speaker 2: We had the keys to gun buy world, or we've
Speaker 2: let one hundred and over listeners in just to say
Speaker 2: thanks for listening to us. They've got the whole park
Speaker 2: to themselves. There's no lineups, free breaky. Later on we
Speaker 2: hit in the water park as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and the kids having a great time. Toby just
Speaker 3: wanted to say one more thing. I thought you were
Speaker 3: going to say sorry to your mom.
Speaker 4: Come on, you're better than that.
Speaker 1: You're happy with that one?
Speaker 4: Play Mariah the one on this show.
Speaker 2: You say the S word, you get Mariah.
Speaker 4: Good morning Melbourne.
Speaker 2: We are alive at gun Buy a World strapped to
Speaker 2: the front of the gun By roller Coaster, the new edition.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you they've got some more some rides out here.
Speaker 1: Sure, but this is a terrible idea.
Speaker 4: One Clint down away, Lauren Feerliss, news reader. Do you
Speaker 4: want to give the write operators the go tor? This
Speaker 4: is a prank.
Speaker 3: Clint is going to be reading the news live from
Speaker 3: send the rollers described as terrified roller coaster.
Speaker 1: All right, okay, mind your language.
Speaker 2: Language soon.
Speaker 8: News.
Speaker 1: Oh no, you're reading your decision.
Speaker 3: Unay, he's going up the big deal. You know.
Speaker 2: The best bit about this whole thing right is next
Speaker 2: to you as now's our video guy and he vomits.
Speaker 1: Okay, good luck Clinton revenues.
Speaker 7: Good morning Melbourne, Clint's don away with you Live on
Speaker 7: a roller Coasis'.
Speaker 2: Side related just received the emisodes this morning.
Speaker 4: It's been playing my controversy.
Speaker 11: A battle is brewing Victorian place in the Union over
Speaker 11: I'm playing the classrooms are facing a teacher shortage, private
Speaker 11: schools being playing for poaching from the state system. Social
Speaker 11: media joint man this morning, Facebook, Instagram and Messenger.
Speaker 1: Are you all right?
Speaker 7: Brother?
Speaker 1: Oh my, I just need to know his Instagram back on,
Speaker 1: y Yeah.
Speaker 4: We need the rest of the news now. We just
Speaker 4: want to know. It's the graand back up and running.
Speaker 2: The Graham's back up and running.
Speaker 1: What's the weather, Clint?
Speaker 4: Oh, I'll tell you what. It's pretty moisty because Christmas
Speaker 4: over anyway, that was fun?
Speaker 2: Is that worth it?
Speaker 4: Here we go again. We've got sport to do again.
Speaker 1: Let's go again again.
Speaker 2: I think we'll save the listeners. But send Clint, okay,
Speaker 2: send him again, but not on the air. We are
Speaker 2: live at gun By a World this morning. We are
Speaker 2: celebrating gun by the World's seventh birthday. A big shout
Speaker 2: out to our NOVAL listeners who are joining us down
Speaker 2: here this morning. We got more to come. You are
Speaker 2: listening to number one hundred. Good Morning, Morning life from
Speaker 2: Gunbye World. This is number one hundred. You are on
Speaker 2: the air with Jason and Lauren. A little bit of
Speaker 2: cloud around, hopefully clearing as the day goes on. We're
Speaker 2: celebrating gun By World's seventh birthday. This place, he's pimped out.
Speaker 4: Let me tell you.
Speaker 2: Since I was he last time, they've rolled in a
Speaker 2: few more rollercoasters for more animals.
Speaker 1: With these all here. Last time you were here, Jason, there.
Speaker 2: Was an imaginary the pythons to we. Yeah, we're lolly ones.
Speaker 2: We're on a parking sort of show.
Speaker 3: I'm not very brave, right And some people might say, hey,
Speaker 3: she's not fun because I don't like rolling. I really
Speaker 3: only like dogs. And there's a koalie here and I
Speaker 3: like the koala. There's what's the pithe what's the python's name?
Speaker 1: His name is Jack? Okay, Jack can stay over there.
Speaker 1: We got the koala. Now, I'm not great with bird bird.
Speaker 2: I know that.
Speaker 1: I told you birds don't like me.
Speaker 2: The bird just tried to take your hand off. Maybe
Speaker 2: it was going for that giant cubic ZICONI you've got
Speaker 2: on your ring finger.
Speaker 10: There.
Speaker 3: There's also the ems didn't bite. I'm friends with those
Speaker 3: little guys. There's a very cute owl and it's a
Speaker 3: skinny dog.
Speaker 2: This is ding.
Speaker 1: Now that might bite me, so you know what fantastic?
Speaker 4: You know it's just a dog. It's a dog.
Speaker 1: No dog. The dingoes aren't just dogs.
Speaker 2: They are lovely. That isn't the one that took the baby?
Speaker 4: Which one? Which one tried to go that big?
Speaker 1: Does it talk?
Speaker 3: That bird?
Speaker 1: Rosie? Rosie talks when she wants to. Rosie didn't want
Speaker 1: to talk, Lauren?
Speaker 7: Is all the python's people English?
Speaker 4: No, I'm not a snake guy.
Speaker 3: Oh dear, Oh, your son has just walked in to
Speaker 3: see you say that naughty word and to panic over
Speaker 3: the python.
Speaker 4: Ignore what Daddy says. I've always told you I'm at work.
Speaker 1: He's embarrassed him.
Speaker 4: Animal's back in cages. Please.
Speaker 1: In hindsight, I think I prefer the studio.
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, Jason also had his face painted as one of
Speaker 3: the teenage Miant Ninja turtles. So always going, well, guys,
Speaker 3: that was terrifying, by the way, well clinchers read the
Speaker 3: news from a rollercoaster. I came back and I knocked
Speaker 3: over a coffee all over our desk. And I said, oh,
Speaker 3: I need it. Has anyone got an upcan there? It's
Speaker 3: going everywhere. And our executive producer said, I just use
Speaker 3: Clint News. No one's listening to his news.
Speaker 4: The birds bringing me flashbacks to my.
Speaker 1: He had an avery, I didn't have proticient. Well maybe
Speaker 1: you didn't have a girlfriend because had an avery.
Speaker 2: But I think the two I think, oh my god,
Speaker 2: the EMU is trying to peck out the eyes of
Speaker 2: a handler.
Speaker 3: We're not really outdoorsy people. I like drinking rose on patios.
Speaker 4: That's my kind of outdoors guys.
Speaker 2: Just taking a break from gun By Well for a second.
Speaker 2: Big shout out to Year twelve students all across at
Speaker 2: Victoria today because the amount of stress and anxiety that
Speaker 2: go into Year twelve exams.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a huge year and it's a huge week
Speaker 3: because the results come out today and there will be
Speaker 3: many kids who.
Speaker 1: Are totally elated.
Speaker 3: Over the moon, and there'll be a whole heap of
Speaker 3: kids who aren't elated and over the moon, And you
Speaker 3: know what, it's gonna be fine.
Speaker 4: That's exactly it.
Speaker 7: Because UNI is one thing, but you can truly hand
Speaker 7: it anything right, and you don't really need an atar
Speaker 7: to get where you.
Speaker 2: Where you want.
Speaker 3: If it didn't work out the way you had hoped,
Speaker 3: it doesn't matter, kids, there are plenty of ways to
Speaker 3: end up doing what you want to do.
Speaker 4: I can see now. I went to my five year
Speaker 4: school reunion last year. You're five.
Speaker 3: You at your thirty thirty five had twenty so it
Speaker 3: must have been your twenty five.
Speaker 4: Maybe it was for twenty years.
Speaker 1: No, I had my twenty.
Speaker 2: I can maybe it was twenty five. It's reunion.
Speaker 1: Well, you're too old to be wearing face paints.
Speaker 2: And like the kids that were like, you know, the
Speaker 2: big brainiacts and you know, got the big high scoores
Speaker 2: and stuff, like a lot of them ended up, you know,
Speaker 2: studying hard to go on and do you know doctors
Speaker 2: and lawyers and then they've been bored or they've hated
Speaker 2: it and they've changed, and you know, like just so
Speaker 2: much pressure gets put on results and I just I
Speaker 2: hate that, I really do.
Speaker 7: Also, once you get into UNI, if you get into UNI,
Speaker 7: you can actually transfer between courses.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can upgrade if you're working hard. Went to
Speaker 4: union or she did we spend it at the bar?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is not a word of a lie.
Speaker 3: Joson certificate, certificate and drinking like you know, I got
Speaker 3: a certificate and having a good time.
Speaker 2: I did terrible at high school, and when I got
Speaker 2: out of school, I worked my a off. Yeah, doing
Speaker 2: work experience at radio stations across the country, working for free,
Speaker 2: just slowly building my way up through the ranks.
Speaker 4: And you know that's that's I mean, it's not just
Speaker 4: about scores at school and stuff. It's about how hard
Speaker 4: you work when.
Speaker 1: You get out and look at you now you're a
Speaker 1: middle aged.
Speaker 4: Guide and wearing a resort at a theme park.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 3: I know, we're having fun, but you know what, we've
Speaker 3: been making it through year twelve. And if you didn't
Speaker 3: make it through year twelve, that's all right too. It's
Speaker 3: gonna be okay.
Speaker 1: Guys.
Speaker 3: Congratulations and to all of those who are super elated
Speaker 3: with their results today, good on you.
Speaker 1: You've all worked hard and you've done a great job.
Speaker 2: Right across Melbourne, this is number one hundred.
Speaker 4: Good morning. We are live from gumby a World.
Speaker 2: You're on the air with Jason Lauren Clint's here as well.
Speaker 2: Everyone's spread out and off on different roller coasters at
Speaker 2: the moment.
Speaker 3: No funny because gum Bay World is massive and we've
Speaker 3: invited it one hundred families down and they are spread
Speaker 3: far and wide. But it has been an absolutely cracking joys.
Speaker 4: There's no lines. That's why much fun.
Speaker 1: You do what you want when you've got it all
Speaker 1: to yourself. You guys, had a good morning.
Speaker 7: This is the only way I'm doing theme parks now. Yeah,
Speaker 7: what just just by getting the keys yourself.
Speaker 4: I need the keys. I want to get in before
Speaker 4: the crowd.
Speaker 3: You've got to get home and get that face paint
Speaker 3: off because you look ridiculous and even your kids are
Speaker 3: about I'm watching your son Felix to stand.
Speaker 1: He's shaking his head. You've got your nephew here.
Speaker 4: This is a living get matching face paint.
Speaker 1: He's too cool for that.
Speaker 2: This is what your father does for a living mate.
Speaker 2: This This pays to put the roof over your head.
Speaker 3: Thank you to everyone who's come down to gone by
Speaker 3: A World this morning. You've had a great morning. Hopefully
Speaker 3: it hasn't been too torturous for you. If you're listening
Speaker 3: to this at home, CLI doing the news on the
Speaker 3: roller go stuff absolutely unacceptable.
Speaker 4: Anything it was your idea.
Speaker 1: People need to know.
Speaker 4: I was in the news. I couldn't read its Facebook yet.
Speaker 1: That's what people want to know.
Speaker 2: It's back up, Facebook, back up, all right, that is it.
Speaker 2: We are getting out of here. Thank you in Hei
Speaker 2: Malchressena is in next. Thank you very much for joining us,
Speaker 2: and thank you to Gun Bye well for saying, hey, guys,
Speaker 2: we know you want to share your listeners, so here's
Speaker 2: the keys. Honestly, we really appreciate everyone that's been with
Speaker 2: us on nov throughout the year. So this morning it's
Speaker 2: just been about saying thank you.
Speaker 3: Yes, guys, thanks for coming along this morning, Thanks for
Speaker 3: listening to our show.
Speaker 1: Happy Holidays, every long, Happy Festive season.
Speaker 2: We will be back Tomorrow's the last show.
Speaker 3: Tomorrow's show for the year, and we'll be back in
Speaker 3: the studio. But thanks everyone for listening this morning. Thanks
Speaker 3: for being here.
Speaker 1: We will see it. Thank you.
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