Speaker 1: Welcome back to the Where's Your Head At? Hotline, our
Speaker 1: new weekly show where we catch up with each other
Speaker 1: and connect with you all via our hotline voicemail. I'm
Speaker 1: Anna and I'm Matt.
Speaker 2: Let's jump in, okay, and welcome back to another episode
Speaker 2: of our hotline.
Speaker 1: You guys have been loving the hot Line, and we
Speaker 1: are loving making these We love it hearing everyone's story.
Speaker 2: We're a bit nervous for what we've got installed today.
Speaker 2: These ones, I've heard from our producer alex At these
Speaker 2: ones are wild. So before we get into them, let's
Speaker 2: just catch up. I am feeling a little bit stressed today,
Speaker 2: are you why? Well? Got some stuff going on my
Speaker 2: personal life, come back from the UK, my work, I'm
Speaker 2: really packed out with work, keeper emails to get to.
Speaker 2: But Fantasy football today Monday. You know it is my day.
Speaker 2: You've seen me on my phone all day versuing my
Speaker 2: best mate Dylan. I'm on a winning streak of three
Speaker 2: games in a I want to make it four. I'm
Speaker 2: predicted to win, but there's three points in it. It's
Speaker 2: nerve wracking. So I'm just going to ignore that for
Speaker 2: a bit and let's just concentrate on this episode of
Speaker 2: the podcast and I'll see what happens after it that
Speaker 2: is addicted to.
Speaker 1: This fantasy, like I just don't get it, Like I
Speaker 1: don't even try to get it. I just acknowledge that
Speaker 1: he likes it, and then we just move on.
Speaker 2: I try to explain how the prediction of points and
Speaker 2: how it all works, and you just like wush us
Speaker 2: straight over your head. Yeah, but yeah, I'm back into it.
Speaker 2: Touchdown on Friday, Like I was saying before, I had
Speaker 2: a lucky flight there, but here it was. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: shouldn't complain. I'm traveling. I'm grateful to travel, but for
Speaker 2: someone who's nearly six foot six in a middle seat
Speaker 2: or a window sea, my back is so sore.
Speaker 1: So your UK to Melbourne flight was not it?
Speaker 2: No, it wasn't. It was Yeah, twenty four hours. I
Speaker 2: actually started my Stopwatch when I left my uncle's house
Speaker 2: and stops it when I got to my front door.
Speaker 2: Guess how long hell long? Thirty four hours Jesus in
Speaker 2: the same underwear. I just threw it straight in. I
Speaker 2: actually threw my socks straight in the vein. I was like, no,
Speaker 2: no, no time for them. But yeah, it's that's the brutal
Speaker 2: side of travel that you don't you forget, Like you
Speaker 2: remember all the good bits, but you forget that bit
Speaker 2: of it, don't you.
Speaker 1: The fly home is the worse. Like I feel like
Speaker 1: on the way there, you're like excited. There's lots to
Speaker 1: look forward to. You know, you're about to have amazing
Speaker 1: new experiences with whoever you're traveling with, or if you're
Speaker 1: traveling alone, about to have some solo experiences. But the
Speaker 1: way you're back, you're just thinking of all the massive
Speaker 1: to do list, of all the things that you're about
Speaker 1: to have to do and get bombarded with.
Speaker 2: So you just miss a day.
Speaker 1: I lost Thursday, gain one on the way.
Speaker 2: What's going on Friday morning?
Speaker 1: Especially you came to Australia. It's a twenty four hour
Speaker 1: for light, like twenty four hours of flying. It's just
Speaker 1: you do forget how long it is.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I'm back into it. We're in the studio now. Also,
Speaker 2: it's that time of year, on our favorite time of
Speaker 2: the year. It's Christmas.
Speaker 1: It's Christmas.
Speaker 2: I've started my Christmas movie watching. It might be a
Speaker 2: bit early for some people's opinion, but I'm straight into it.
Speaker 1: So I just watched the Netflix Christmas movie that has
Speaker 1: just come out with Lindsay Lohan as.
Speaker 2: Well did you Yeah?
Speaker 1: I did? How good is that?
Speaker 2: So that genre of movie I love around Christmas time. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's like you know how it's like that corny acting
Speaker 2: and it's.
Speaker 1: Like, well it's a bit cheesy, cheesy, it's still like
Speaker 1: very cute.
Speaker 2: So if you love that, guys check out like Amazon
Speaker 2: Prime and Foxtel. It's called like Hallmark movie. So the
Speaker 2: Hallmark Channel does them in America and it's all these
Speaker 2: real corny Christmas movies of these like couples that like
Speaker 2: cute me and then they have like all these things.
Speaker 2: So I watched the Lindsay Lowhan one and another one
Speaker 2: last night. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It just it just fills my soul with happiness, and
Speaker 1: you know it's going to be a happy ending, you know,
Speaker 1: like something bad is gonna happen, but not too bad.
Speaker 1: Like I think in the movie, she like this isn't
Speaker 1: a spoiler because they literally like show you this on
Speaker 1: the trailer, but she literally has this like massive fall
Speaker 1: and it's just like that's a terrible explanation.
Speaker 2: But she bumps her head on a skiing accident.
Speaker 1: And falls down the mountain and they somehow make it
Speaker 1: look like okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then she the guy looks after her, the
Speaker 2: main guy, and then they fall in love. I don't
Speaker 2: tell her, okay if you want to listen to it,
Speaker 2: but that's that's hardly anything but the one I watched
Speaker 2: last night. It's so good. These Hallmark Christmas movies. It
Speaker 2: always has not a washed up actor, but an actor
Speaker 2: or actress did really well in the early two thousands
Speaker 2: and now they're like, you know, just taking jobs. So
Speaker 2: we had Chad Michael Murray, Oh my god, I love
Speaker 2: so he was the leading guy role. And then there
Speaker 2: was like another girl who's like pretty much. I was
Speaker 2: thinking to myself, it's actually a good setup to do
Speaker 2: these sort of movies, like you do what like ten
Speaker 2: a year and you're just like and you're pretty much
Speaker 2: set this acting role. So yeah, I've been watching them
Speaker 2: recently as well.
Speaker 1: Can you do me and the Where's your Head out
Speaker 1: Fama favor? Can you please write as a list of
Speaker 1: these Hallmark movies and put it on the Where's your
Speaker 1: Head at Facebook page? Because I feel like, since it
Speaker 1: is coming into Christmas season, we're big Christmas people. I
Speaker 1: feel like you could definitely give us a strong list.
Speaker 2: Well, Anna, it's funny you say that. I don't know
Speaker 2: if you know this, but every movie I watch I
Speaker 2: have an imb D account and I rate them, so
Speaker 2: I rate them out of ten. So if you can
Speaker 2: see on my ath.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, do you have a list already?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I have, so you can literally put that on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I rate it, so I rate it. The Falling
Speaker 2: for Christmas. Don't be disgruntled by my rating. But I
Speaker 2: gave it a four out of ten, did you? And
Speaker 2: then the other one I gave a five out of ten? Okay,
Speaker 2: but yeah, it depends what mood I'm in.
Speaker 1: But it's a feel good movie. You want to watch it?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'll watch about one hundred more twenty more
Speaker 2: by the end of before Christmas.
Speaker 1: So are you going to do that for us?
Speaker 2: I will. I'll do that. Everyone look out for the
Speaker 2: Facebook page. I'll give you a list of my Hallmark
Speaker 2: Christmas movies. But enough about me, Anna, what's going on
Speaker 2: with yourself now?
Speaker 1: Well, this week I'm getting my sistoscopy, so when this
Speaker 1: episode drops tomorrow, I will be in the hospital doing that.
Speaker 1: So everyone who's listening to this now say your prayer
Speaker 1: for me, because this is not gonna be fun ender.
Speaker 2: Some wishing well in boxes or whatever you say.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So, if you don't know what a sistoscopy is,
Speaker 1: it's basically a procedure that allows your doctor to examine
Speaker 1: the lining of your bladder and the tube that carries
Speaker 1: urine out of your body, so the urethra. So it's
Speaker 1: basically putting a camera into your wheehole. And let me
Speaker 1: tell you, I am stressed.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but that old fashioned saying. Things come out
Speaker 2: of that. Things don't go in there.
Speaker 1: It just feels like such a small hole, and I'm
Speaker 1: just like, I just you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 1: I don't want anything going in there.
Speaker 2: What's the recovery.
Speaker 1: It's only it's only going to take twenty minutes.
Speaker 2: But the recovery, like, will you be able to pay
Speaker 2: you normally?
Speaker 1: Okay, So Michael, let me just start by saying that
Speaker 1: Michael has had this done, but he has been put under. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm not being put under. They're just giving me a
Speaker 1: local anesthetic on the area and I will be away.
Speaker 1: Apparently I can see the screen with the fucking camera
Speaker 1: going in, and the urologist was like, it'll be fine,
Speaker 1: you can watch everything. I was like, I don't want
Speaker 1: to watch that, Like I would prefer not to watch.
Speaker 1: But anyway, Michael, when we first started dating, told me
Speaker 1: this like horror story and he was like, so once
Speaker 1: I had to do this systoscopy and I pissed out
Speaker 1: blood for three days straight after it. So he's pre
Speaker 1: told me that, not knowing that in a year as
Speaker 1: of now, I'm gonna have to do this.
Speaker 2: You're trying to comfort you and You're like, no.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, he's like, it's it'll be fine, baby.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you literally told me it was the worst
Speaker 1: experience of your life, but thank you for their comfort.
Speaker 2: Well, I wish you luck. And I'm like, is it
Speaker 2: by any chance to you? Can you get us a
Speaker 2: copy of the video?
Speaker 1: You one not well, like we've even asked. You might
Speaker 1: have said, well, I.
Speaker 2: Think everybody might want to watch it listening at home.
Speaker 1: But look, the reason why I'm getting it is because
Speaker 1: I have had heaps of ut eyes. It's been an
Speaker 1: ongoing issue for me. I told you as well that
Speaker 1: I have been thinking about potentially getting my marina taken out.
Speaker 1: Have I told you that? Or maybe I didn't tell
Speaker 1: you that? No, I haven't told you, remember, So I'm
Speaker 1: thinking about getting the marina out, which is my form
Speaker 1: of birth control. I feel like I've had it for
Speaker 1: about a year and I've had like ongoing issues since
Speaker 1: having it, Like i just feel like with all of
Speaker 1: the ut eyes, I've just been having a bit of
Speaker 1: pain down there.
Speaker 2: Did they start around the same time you got?
Speaker 1: I think so. Yeah. It's interesting because I've had the
Speaker 1: marina before and it was amazing. I couldn't have recommended
Speaker 1: it more highly. The only thing was getting it in
Speaker 1: was a fucking nightmare. But once it was in, no problems,
Speaker 1: like literally no problems. This time, it's been a really
Speaker 1: different experience, Like, especially hormonally, I've just felt really all
Speaker 1: over the place in the past. You I haven't told
Speaker 1: you because you've been obviously in the UK, and I
Speaker 1: didn't want to burden you with my hormonal issues. But
Speaker 1: I've just been feeling like really down here and there,
Speaker 1: like I've you know, when like nothing's wrong and you
Speaker 1: wake up in the morning and you're just like on
Speaker 1: a loan and I'm like trying to stab myself out
Speaker 1: of it and I just couldn't. So I'm kind of
Speaker 1: feeling like it's all somehow related. I did post about
Speaker 1: it on my socials and someone was like, had the
Speaker 1: same problems. Got the marina out, was totally fine. UTIs
Speaker 1: cleared out?
Speaker 2: My Do you reckon it's the actual one they put in? You? Like,
Speaker 2: would there be difference in between them, Like was it
Speaker 2: a different kind or is it.
Speaker 1: It's the same thing, But like they have to put
Speaker 1: it into your uterus, so maybe it was put in
Speaker 1: a little bit differently. I was in quite a lot
Speaker 1: of pain after, especially this time, like having sex after
Speaker 1: putting my marina in was a lot more painful. So
Speaker 1: I feel like the positioning could be a bit off.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Look, I've got it tested. I've had ultrasounds.
Speaker 1: I said it's fine. But you know when you just
Speaker 1: know your body intuitively and you're like, I body reject it,
Speaker 1: it can do yeah, and it can cause infection, but
Speaker 1: it's very it's very rare. But yes, it just feels
Speaker 1: a bit off. So look, the next time we speak,
Speaker 1: I will have hopefully a lot of results and I'll
Speaker 1: be able to kind of shed some light. But either way,
Speaker 1: I am thinking about getting the marina out, So I
Speaker 1: guess I'm not gonna have birth control anymore, not because
Speaker 1: I want to get pregnant, and I'm that's looking at
Speaker 1: me like there's gonna be a child and there wears
Speaker 1: your head.
Speaker 2: Out Podcasting Hotline episodes.
Speaker 1: No, no, no babies, but just yeah, I think I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna give my body a bit of a break.
Speaker 2: Well from me and then where's your head at? Fam?
Speaker 2: We'd like to wish you luck in your procedure tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: If you would like to message on it on the
Speaker 2: Facebook page or Instagram, just hit her up and tell
Speaker 2: her good luck. You'll be fine, Like, it's just they
Speaker 2: will go where no man has gone before.
Speaker 1: My cherry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how does Michael take that? What?
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 2: How did he take it? When he had it? It
Speaker 2: just it just doesn't.
Speaker 1: He hated it. He thought it was like the worst
Speaker 1: thing that ever happened to it. He told me he's
Speaker 1: basically given birth with the amount of pain he went
Speaker 1: through a year ago, and now I'm about to go
Speaker 1: through it. And I'm like, I don't really want to
Speaker 1: feel like what Michael thinks it feels like to give
Speaker 1: bath through your wheel.
Speaker 2: Okay, enough, okay, enough of that. Let's get into our
Speaker 2: recommendations for the week. I'll go first, Dona go for it.
Speaker 2: So I don't know if you've noticed, but I have
Speaker 2: been wearing like elastic mands, so they're.
Speaker 1: Not Is that elastic? I thought that was like a
Speaker 1: little cotton. No, I thought it was like a little cotton.
Speaker 1: I thought it was something maybe you got in the UK.
Speaker 2: Oh no, well, I'm not to tie my hair up
Speaker 2: or anything. It's actually this recommendation comes from my mum
Speaker 2: to me, and I'm passing it on, So thanks Mum
Speaker 2: for this one. She said. When I have thoughts of
Speaker 2: like anxiety or thoughts, or when I want to say
Speaker 2: something that I shouldn't say in an argument or in
Speaker 2: a conversation, well, first of all, I have to be
Speaker 2: self aware, so that's in itself, I think. But when
Speaker 2: I'm self aware, to flick myself with it shooting pain
Speaker 2: I get, which doesn't help that I have a gangloid
Speaker 2: cyst in my wrist. It actually really.
Speaker 1: Hurts when I do it Matt's aiming for.
Speaker 2: But when I do it, it registers in my brain
Speaker 2: and associates like thoughts like that with pain. So hopefully
Speaker 2: subconsciously I will stop having those thoughts like those negative
Speaker 2: thoughts or those anxious thoughts. And look, it's a long shot,
Speaker 2: but I'm willing to try whatever.
Speaker 1: You know, do you think it's working. How long have
Speaker 1: you been doing this for?
Speaker 2: Probably I didn't do it well, I was in the UK,
Speaker 2: but I did it for a month maybe before I
Speaker 2: went to the UK. So I bought, actually left, I
Speaker 2: actually left the podcast and I bought from office works
Speaker 2: around the corner of a bunch of elastic bands. And
Speaker 2: I just flick whenever I'm sitting there driving and I
Speaker 2: have a thought or whatever.
Speaker 1: Bring some in for me. I'm ready to try it.
Speaker 1: I feel I thought that. I feel like that's the
Speaker 1: last flick I'm going to do that.
Speaker 2: So yeah, hopefully that works. I don't mean it's a
Speaker 2: long shot, but yeah, I said, I'm willing to try whatever.
Speaker 2: So I yeah, I love that. So whenever I'm feeling anxious,
Speaker 2: just flick myself.
Speaker 1: So love that for you.
Speaker 2: What about yourself? Any recommendations this week?
Speaker 1: Okay, So I saw on the four Seasons Condoms Instagram
Speaker 1: page they're doing this thirty day intimacy challenge.
Speaker 2: I've seen a lot of that going around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I feel like some podcasts have been kind
Speaker 1: of talking about this. They kind of posted about it,
Speaker 1: and I was like, Okay, I'm interested, You've got my attention.
Speaker 1: Like this has kind of been floating around a bit
Speaker 1: at the moment, people have been chatting about it, and like,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm willing to like see what's going on.
Speaker 1: So I was kind of like, maybe Michael and I
Speaker 1: should kind of partake in this intimacy challenge for the podcast.
Speaker 1: It's strictly for research purposes and kind of share with everyone.
Speaker 1: So we have started a thirty day intimacy challenge, and
Speaker 1: I think the thing about intimacy challenges is it's not
Speaker 1: just about sex.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's what I was gonna say, Yeah, you have
Speaker 2: to do is what does the intimacy entail?
Speaker 1: So they're thirty days and they've kind of like outlined
Speaker 1: what you should do each day for this intimacy challenge.
Speaker 1: So on day one, it's a five second French kiss,
Speaker 1: which is just like normal. So I'm just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's already like done, like no need, but like look
Speaker 1: for people who in their relationship maybe that's not happening
Speaker 1: good starting point yep. Day two, second base only, so
Speaker 1: they're like not even being like go have like your fuckfest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so when you go to second base, can do
Speaker 2: you only do second base? Or do you take it further?
Speaker 1: You can only go to second base?
Speaker 2: What's second base again?
Speaker 1: Should we look it up?
Speaker 2: Look it up?
Speaker 1: Look it up on your phone.
Speaker 2: So it says here second base is practically like using
Speaker 2: of the hands.
Speaker 1: Okay, a bit of hand to action hand jobs. Thank
Speaker 1: you for that, Matt. I think that's for clarifying day
Speaker 1: three a new sex position. And they're also saying you
Speaker 1: could add some naked flavors condoms, so kind of just
Speaker 1: like adding new things to spice it up. There's also
Speaker 1: something that says like you can use a bit of
Speaker 1: glow in the dark. Loube didn't even know that was
Speaker 1: a thing. So like, it's very spicy, it's a bit
Speaker 1: of fun, and like I feel like when people think
Speaker 1: of intimacy challenge, they're like, God, damn, I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: to have sex for thirty days straight, and they're just like,
Speaker 1: that's a no from me. That's what I thought. Like
Speaker 1: when I hear people saying I'm doing a thirty day
Speaker 1: intimacy challenge, I'm like, who wants to have sex thirty
Speaker 1: days straight? And Like, imagine if you're just having a
Speaker 1: bit of a CBF day and you're like, this isn't for.
Speaker 2: Me, how do you reckon? You'll go say, if you
Speaker 2: are having a CBF day and you know you have
Speaker 2: to hit that intimacy challenge.
Speaker 1: Will you be Well that's why I think this inter
Speaker 1: Missy challenge is good because it's not all about sex.
Speaker 1: It's about using different things that maybe you don't know about.
Speaker 1: Like I didn't know glow in the Dark lube was
Speaker 1: a thing? Really did you have you used it? Of
Speaker 1: course it is? Why am I not surprised? But like
Speaker 1: you know, flavored condoms that could be like a fun
Speaker 1: little addition to the bedroom. So anyway, that's my recommendation
Speaker 1: for the week. I haven't done it yet, but I'm
Speaker 1: starting this process tomorrow and I'll check in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll touch base next Hotline episode and see how
Speaker 2: your Thirsty Day Intimacy challenge is going.
Speaker 1: If you guys are doing it, send us a message
Speaker 1: on the Facebook page or on our Instagram and we
Speaker 1: can do it together.
Speaker 2: Why don't you post the list on there for everyone.
Speaker 1: I'll post the list, Yes they can, so that you
Speaker 1: guys can see they.
Speaker 2: Can play along, and you can know that Anna and
Speaker 2: Michael are doing the exact same that you are.
Speaker 1: That why you have to make it creepy?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: Should we dive into the hotline.
Speaker 1: Let's do it. Hello, you've reached out.
Speaker 2: And that we can't get to the phone right now,
Speaker 2: but please.
Speaker 1: Leave us a message on our hot line after the beep. Okay, Matt. So,
Speaker 1: earlier this week on our Instagram, we asked you to
Speaker 1: tell us your craziest sex stories on our hotline voicemail.
Speaker 1: Our producer Alex has chosen a few for us here.
Speaker 1: We haven't heard these at all, so this is our
Speaker 1: raw real reactions. Let's jump in.
Speaker 2: Okay, So our first craziest sex story comes from Ash.
Speaker 3: Let's have a listen, hey Man and Anna. So my
Speaker 3: crazy sex story grows as follows. I was going on
Speaker 3: days this guy I really really liked. He was super tall,
Speaker 3: one ninety six centimeters. Fact that's me, so legit my
Speaker 3: dream man because I love tall men. Anyways, wrat my
Speaker 3: mate's free house one night with like three other friends.
Speaker 3: We're both a bit shy, so my lovely friends went
Speaker 3: off to high up hill and leave us to it.
Speaker 3: Got saucy. We're making out. Clothes came off Matt and
Speaker 3: then we got to the point of doing the deed,
Speaker 3: maybe like one second in he stopped, went back to
Speaker 3: kissing me, and then he was like, oh, sorry, I
Speaker 3: need to go pee. So then he left, went to
Speaker 3: the bathroom and just left me there naked on the
Speaker 3: couch and I'm like okay. Then he comes back. We
Speaker 3: continue making out and I'm like, oh, let's continue where
Speaker 3: we left off, and he was like, oh, actually sorry,
Speaker 3: I think her friends are coming back soon, so we
Speaker 3: better get changed.
Speaker 4: And then wait.
Speaker 3: So I was a bit cut, but I was like,
Speaker 3: oh okay. So number of weeks after, I was just
Speaker 3: thinking about it, and I was like, wow, did I
Speaker 3: do something wrong? Like why would this guy I need
Speaker 3: to pee in the middle of having sex. Anyways, we're
Speaker 3: still talking like weeks months later, and then he eventually
Speaker 3: told me that he made up needing to pee because
Speaker 3: he actually finished. I actually kind of flattered by this,
Speaker 3: and I was so relieved to hear that's why.
Speaker 2: And it wasn't to do it for me.
Speaker 3: Anyways, three years later, we're still dating two and a
Speaker 3: half years, and yes we have slowly his performance.
Speaker 2: I was about to say I hope that he's like
Speaker 2: now got a bit more in him so he can
Speaker 2: go longer than one second.
Speaker 1: He's improved, he's improved.
Speaker 2: It's surprising that he said that. He didn't say the
Speaker 2: usual spill off. I swear this never happens. You're the
Speaker 2: only one. It's because you're so hot.
Speaker 1: You're so hot, you know what. When she was like
Speaker 1: saying I was actually really flattered, I feel like I
Speaker 1: would be too, Like, I don't think there's anything wrong. Like,
Speaker 1: sometimes it's more annoying if it takes ages for them
Speaker 1: to come, don't you reckon? Sometimes it is nice when
Speaker 1: it kind of happens a bit quicker than expected, because
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, you're really into.
Speaker 2: This, especially if you've got only like you know, it's
Speaker 2: like a quickie, like your friends are going for a hike,
Speaker 2: so bang bang bang done.
Speaker 1: Yeah, has that happened to you? Like you've come way
Speaker 1: too quickly and you're.
Speaker 2: Like shit, yeah, heaps of times and I just say, that's.
Speaker 1: Spill what's a spill that you're so hot?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're so hot.
Speaker 1: It never happens.
Speaker 2: But I don't think it has so much to do
Speaker 2: with the girl. It more has to with like when
Speaker 2: was the last time you ejaculated? Maybe you're feeling a
Speaker 2: bit more into it than you know what I mean? Right,
Speaker 2: So I don't think the girls should actually take it
Speaker 2: personally at all.
Speaker 1: As a girl. Can we take it as a compliment?
Speaker 4: Would you?
Speaker 2: That makes you feel better? Yeah?
Speaker 1: So you think that you can't take it as a compliment, don't.
Speaker 2: I don't think it has so much to do with that.
Speaker 2: I could maybe the fore play was a bit going on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like what if you're just like super turned on?
Speaker 2: Maybe you're super turned on?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Okay, we'll take it as a compliment. Girls.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I'm not gonna put your girls down.
Speaker 2: Take it as a compliment, but they don't take it
Speaker 2: as an insult. That's what I'm trying to say.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I don't think I would. I don't think
Speaker 1: anyone would.
Speaker 2: Write Yeah, I think it's worse if it's the other
Speaker 2: way round.
Speaker 1: And like, like she said, when she actually found out
Speaker 1: what had gone on, once the communication was like there
Speaker 1: and she actually knew what had happened, she felt better
Speaker 1: about the situation.
Speaker 2: Communication is key.
Speaker 1: Communication is key.
Speaker 2: Okay, So our next caller on the hotline is anonymous,
Speaker 2: which I get nervous about but we should be okay.
Speaker 2: You know it's going to be a good sex story.
Speaker 5: Though.
Speaker 2: If they're anonymous, they don't want people finding out their
Speaker 2: friends for Yeah, let's.
Speaker 5: Go, Hey guys, why do I have a crazy sex
Speaker 5: story for you? So flashback a couple of years ago.
Speaker 5: I was having sex with this girl for the first time.
Speaker 5: Absolute ten out of ten couldn't complain. Everything's going smoothly
Speaker 5: until she hops on top of me and she starts
Speaker 5: using my thing as her own personal sex to you,
Speaker 5: which is fine. You know she's going at it. She's
Speaker 5: vigorously flicking my thing on her thing, back and forth,
Speaker 5: all these different directions, using it as a joystick. Fair enough.
Speaker 5: Twenty minutes later she says, sorry, this is the only
Speaker 5: way I can come. Twenty minutes later, my thing is
Speaker 5: about the fall off. I've got to stop her. I'm
Speaker 5: not getting the job done. But yeah, she said, that's
Speaker 5: the only way she can finish. And we're still friends
Speaker 5: to this day, but we aren't like that anymore. And
Speaker 5: it was the most painful experience of my life. I
Speaker 5: couldn't touch myself for a week after she really pounded
Speaker 5: my meat.
Speaker 1: You really pounded my meat.
Speaker 2: Have you have you heard of it that happening before?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: I think it has like a joystick, as the anonymous man.
Speaker 1: Said, No, I don't know how that would work when
Speaker 1: it's attached to a body.
Speaker 2: I'm assuming she's squatting over and like just flicking her
Speaker 2: being with it.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't want to get into the nitty
Speaker 1: gritty details. You it's crazy.
Speaker 2: I love how he goes. I got the don't worry,
Speaker 2: I got the job done. In the end twenty minutes,
Speaker 2: I'm gone to let me take over here.
Speaker 1: He's like safe to say that's never happening ever again.
Speaker 1: He said he couldn't touch it for a week.
Speaker 2: I could be redol.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it sounds painful. It doesn't really sound like
Speaker 1: a good time. Like if someone's in pain. I feel
Speaker 1: like maybe then he's to be a bit more awareness
Speaker 1: in the bedroom.
Speaker 2: And if she's listening or our anonymous friends listening, maybe
Speaker 2: give your friend this tip. If that's the only way
Speaker 2: she gets off, why doesn't she bring a trusty friend
Speaker 2: with her like I do, or a vibrator vibrator and
Speaker 2: is that while the deed is happening, so.
Speaker 1: She must be able to get off that way.
Speaker 2: Surely that's the most common way of doing it. Then
Speaker 2: like really hurting the man she's sleeping with.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's not put the dick out of action for
Speaker 1: a week. That doesn't sound good for any.
Speaker 2: Right, And it's like sex would be like.
Speaker 1: There must be another way she can get off. I
Speaker 1: think that's a bit far fetched.
Speaker 2: Surely, all right, Well, I recommend trying with a vibrator
Speaker 2: at the same time.
Speaker 1: Thanks for your recommendation, Matt, You're welcome.
Speaker 2: Okay. So our last caller on the hotline is Chloe.
Speaker 2: Let's hear what her crazy sex story is.
Speaker 4: God, Hi, Matt Anna, I hope you're well. So if
Speaker 4: I sounded bit dad, I'm violently hungover right now. So
Speaker 4: I had this guy I met. We were like friends,
Speaker 4: but it's like flirty, you know, like we knew something
Speaker 4: was gonna happen anyway. So he finally comes down, Like
Speaker 4: we go out to a few clubs and stuff, get
Speaker 4: pretty drunk. Blah blah blah. I ring him back to
Speaker 4: my place. We don't get home to like seven am.
Speaker 4: I pay for the uber.
Speaker 1: Of course.
Speaker 4: We get home and like you know, get hot and heavy,
Speaker 4: and he's like starts to like put it in, and
Speaker 4: I'm like, can you put a condo?
Speaker 2: Mom?
Speaker 4: And he's like what, like like that's cracking the shits.
Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, I'm not gonna fuck am. I got
Speaker 4: to swear surely. I'm like, I'm not going to strike
Speaker 4: you without a condom. And he's like sucks. He's like
Speaker 4: I hate condosh. I'm like, oh, I hate man and
Speaker 4: I's like, conda want nothing, bro, He's like I don't
Speaker 4: have any. I'm like, don't worry. I do. So it's
Speaker 4: one and then after like one minute, he's like, I'm
Speaker 4: too drunk. I can't come. So then he just rolls
Speaker 4: over and dress asleep. So then we wake up like nine,
Speaker 4: I wake up because his mom keeps calling him because
Speaker 4: I went to have breakfast. He would like, wouldn't wake
Speaker 4: up then, And eventually he woke up and like we
Speaker 4: started making out and he's like, you know, touching me
Speaker 4: and stuff. And then he's like, do I have to
Speaker 4: put a condom one? And I was like, yeah, no,
Speaker 4: ship the rules haven't changed in back in two hours.
Speaker 4: And then he's just like and then stops like stops
Speaker 4: touching me, stops kissing me, and goes back to sleep.
Speaker 4: So then he's like, I can't afford an Uber. Oh
Speaker 4: my god, I had to pay for his Uber. I
Speaker 4: to force him out of my bed, pay for his
Speaker 4: Uber home. Then he just got on the Uber and
Speaker 4: we never spoke again. Like, never meet your heroes is
Speaker 4: what I say, for my money and my time.
Speaker 2: The end, I was going to say, I hope she
Speaker 2: never reaches out to that guy again.
Speaker 1: I believe she would Jesus cry. And he sounds like
Speaker 1: the worst.
Speaker 2: It's guys like that give guys like every only other
Speaker 2: normal guys about you know, making her pay for the Uber?
Speaker 1: What's what's the Fergie song? If you ain't got no money,
Speaker 1: take your broke gass home, don't go out, Like why
Speaker 1: are you making other people pay for your ubers? It
Speaker 1: so bad?
Speaker 2: So the next morning, ask her while your mom keeps
Speaker 2: blowing your phone up like that guy sounds like an
Speaker 2: absolute dweeb.
Speaker 1: I just hate this like mentality that men have where
Speaker 1: they think that they can have an opinion on condoms.
Speaker 1: Like if someone's like I want to use a condom,
Speaker 1: then you respect that decision. There's no there's no negotiation,
Speaker 1: there's no like you know what I mean, Like you
Speaker 1: just accept it.
Speaker 2: I'll use it for like the first ten minutes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, this isn't I'm telling you this is what
Speaker 1: my boundaries are. Accept it, Like, you're lucky to be
Speaker 1: having sex with me.
Speaker 2: It sounds like an absolute asshole. Like I said, people
Speaker 2: like that give the rest of us man a bad name.
Speaker 2: But good for her though, for telling him to get fucked,
Speaker 2: you know, setting her, like you said, boundaries and not
Speaker 2: giving into it.
Speaker 1: I feel bad for that. To get rid of him,
Speaker 1: she had to pay for a zooper. She's like, I
Speaker 1: want this guy gone. I'm willing to pay money to
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 2: Okay, So that's all we have time for guys on
Speaker 2: our hotline. Thank you again for your messages. We appreciate it.
Speaker 2: We always love hearing them, so keep bringing them in.
Speaker 1: I say, yeah, bat, look that was a fun one.
Speaker 1: Should we do another episode on that? Should we do
Speaker 1: a reach out right now? If you have some more
Speaker 1: crazy bad sex stories, we all know you have them.
Speaker 2: Trust me, everyone has bad sex stories and we want
Speaker 2: to hear them.
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