WEBVTT - “I Thought He Finished But He Just Had to Pee!” || HOTLINE

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome back to the Where's Your Head At? Hotline, our

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<v Speaker 1>new weekly show where we catch up with each other

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<v Speaker 1>and connect with you all via our hotline voicemail. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>Anna and I'm Matt.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's jump in, okay, and welcome back to another episode

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<v Speaker 2>of our hotline.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys have been loving the hot Line, and we

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<v Speaker 1>are loving making these We love it hearing everyone's story.

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<v Speaker 2>We're a bit nervous for what we've got installed today.

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<v Speaker 2>These ones, I've heard from our producer alex At these

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<v Speaker 2>ones are wild. So before we get into them, let's

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<v Speaker 2>just catch up. I am feeling a little bit stressed today,

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<v Speaker 2>are you why? Well? Got some stuff going on my

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<v Speaker 2>personal life, come back from the UK, my work, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>really packed out with work, keeper emails to get to.

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<v Speaker 2>But Fantasy football today Monday. You know it is my day.

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<v Speaker 2>You've seen me on my phone all day versuing my

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<v Speaker 2>best mate Dylan. I'm on a winning streak of three

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<v Speaker 2>games in a I want to make it four. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>predicted to win, but there's three points in it. It's

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<v Speaker 2>nerve wracking. So I'm just going to ignore that for

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<v Speaker 2>a bit and let's just concentrate on this episode of

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<v Speaker 2>the podcast and I'll see what happens after it that

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<v Speaker 2>is addicted to.

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<v Speaker 1>This fantasy, like I just don't get it, Like I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even try to get it. I just acknowledge that

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<v Speaker 1>he likes it, and then we just move on.

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<v Speaker 2>I try to explain how the prediction of points and

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<v Speaker 2>how it all works, and you just like wush us

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<v Speaker 2>straight over your head. Yeah, but yeah, I'm back into it.

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<v Speaker 2>Touchdown on Friday, Like I was saying before, I had

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<v Speaker 2>a lucky flight there, but here it was. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>shouldn't complain. I'm traveling. I'm grateful to travel, but for

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<v Speaker 2>someone who's nearly six foot six in a middle seat

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<v Speaker 2>or a window sea, my back is so sore.

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<v Speaker 1>So your UK to Melbourne flight was not it?

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<v Speaker 2>No, it wasn't. It was Yeah, twenty four hours. I

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<v Speaker 2>actually started my Stopwatch when I left my uncle's house

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<v Speaker 2>and stops it when I got to my front door.

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<v Speaker 2>Guess how long hell long? Thirty four hours Jesus in

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<v Speaker 2>the same underwear. I just threw it straight in. I

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<v Speaker 2>actually threw my socks straight in the vein. I was like, no,

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<v Speaker 2>no, no time for them. But yeah, it's that's the brutal

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<v Speaker 2>side of travel that you don't you forget, Like you

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<v Speaker 2>remember all the good bits, but you forget that bit

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<v Speaker 2>of it, don't you.

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<v Speaker 1>The fly home is the worse. Like I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>on the way there, you're like excited. There's lots to

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<v Speaker 1>look forward to. You know, you're about to have amazing

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<v Speaker 1>new experiences with whoever you're traveling with, or if you're

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<v Speaker 1>traveling alone, about to have some solo experiences. But the

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<v Speaker 1>way you're back, you're just thinking of all the massive

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<v Speaker 1>to do list, of all the things that you're about

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<v Speaker 1>to have to do and get bombarded with.

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<v Speaker 2>So you just miss a day.

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<v Speaker 1>I lost Thursday, gain one on the way.

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<v Speaker 2>What's going on Friday morning?

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<v Speaker 1>Especially you came to Australia. It's a twenty four hour

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<v Speaker 1>for light, like twenty four hours of flying. It's just

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<v Speaker 1>you do forget how long it is.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, I'm back into it. We're in the studio now. Also,

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<v Speaker 2>it's that time of year, on our favorite time of

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<v Speaker 2>the year. It's Christmas.

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<v Speaker 1>It's Christmas.

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<v Speaker 2>I've started my Christmas movie watching. It might be a

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<v Speaker 2>bit early for some people's opinion, but I'm straight into it.

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<v Speaker 1>So I just watched the Netflix Christmas movie that has

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<v Speaker 1>just come out with Lindsay Lohan as.

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<v Speaker 2>Well did you Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I did? How good is that?

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<v Speaker 2>So that genre of movie I love around Christmas time. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like you know how it's like that corny acting

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<v Speaker 2>and it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, well it's a bit cheesy, cheesy, it's still like

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<v Speaker 1>very cute.

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<v Speaker 2>So if you love that, guys check out like Amazon

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<v Speaker 2>Prime and Foxtel. It's called like Hallmark movie. So the

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<v Speaker 2>Hallmark Channel does them in America and it's all these

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<v Speaker 2>real corny Christmas movies of these like couples that like

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<v Speaker 2>cute me and then they have like all these things.

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<v Speaker 2>So I watched the Lindsay Lowhan one and another one

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<v Speaker 2>last night. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>It just it just fills my soul with happiness, and

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<v Speaker 1>you know it's going to be a happy ending, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like something bad is gonna happen, but not too bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I think in the movie, she like this isn't

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<v Speaker 1>a spoiler because they literally like show you this on

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<v Speaker 1>the trailer, but she literally has this like massive fall

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<v Speaker 1>and it's just like that's a terrible explanation.

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<v Speaker 2>But she bumps her head on a skiing accident.

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<v Speaker 1>And falls down the mountain and they somehow make it

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<v Speaker 1>look like okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and then she the guy looks after her, the

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<v Speaker 2>main guy, and then they fall in love. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>tell her, okay if you want to listen to it,

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<v Speaker 2>but that's that's hardly anything but the one I watched

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<v Speaker 2>last night. It's so good. These Hallmark Christmas movies. It

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<v Speaker 2>always has not a washed up actor, but an actor

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<v Speaker 2>or actress did really well in the early two thousands

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<v Speaker 2>and now they're like, you know, just taking jobs. So

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<v Speaker 2>we had Chad Michael Murray, Oh my god, I love

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<v Speaker 2>so he was the leading guy role. And then there

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<v Speaker 2>was like another girl who's like pretty much. I was

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<v Speaker 2>thinking to myself, it's actually a good setup to do

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<v Speaker 2>these sort of movies, like you do what like ten

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<v Speaker 2>a year and you're just like and you're pretty much

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<v Speaker 2>set this acting role. So yeah, I've been watching them

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<v Speaker 2>recently as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you do me and the Where's your Head out

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<v Speaker 1>Fama favor? Can you please write as a list of

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<v Speaker 1>these Hallmark movies and put it on the Where's your

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<v Speaker 1>Head at Facebook page? Because I feel like, since it

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<v Speaker 1>is coming into Christmas season, we're big Christmas people. I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like you could definitely give us a strong list.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Anna, it's funny you say that. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>if you know this, but every movie I watch I

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<v Speaker 2>have an imb D account and I rate them, so

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<v Speaker 2>I rate them out of ten. So if you can

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<v Speaker 2>see on my ath.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, do you have a list already?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I have, so you can literally put that on.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I rate it, so I rate it. The Falling

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<v Speaker 2>for Christmas. Don't be disgruntled by my rating. But I

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<v Speaker 2>gave it a four out of ten, did you? And

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<v Speaker 2>then the other one I gave a five out of ten? Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>but yeah, it depends what mood I'm in.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's a feel good movie. You want to watch it?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I'll watch about one hundred more twenty more

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<v Speaker 2>by the end of before Christmas.

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<v Speaker 1>So are you going to do that for us?

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<v Speaker 2>I will. I'll do that. Everyone look out for the

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<v Speaker 2>Facebook page. I'll give you a list of my Hallmark

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<v Speaker 2>Christmas movies. But enough about me, Anna, what's going on

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<v Speaker 2>with yourself now?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, this week I'm getting my sistoscopy, so when this

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<v Speaker 1>episode drops tomorrow, I will be in the hospital doing that.

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<v Speaker 1>So everyone who's listening to this now say your prayer

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<v Speaker 1>for me, because this is not gonna be fun ender.

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<v Speaker 2>Some wishing well in boxes or whatever you say.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So, if you don't know what a sistoscopy is,

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<v Speaker 1>it's basically a procedure that allows your doctor to examine

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<v Speaker 1>the lining of your bladder and the tube that carries

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<v Speaker 1>urine out of your body, so the urethra. So it's

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<v Speaker 1>basically putting a camera into your wheehole. And let me

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<v Speaker 1>tell you, I am stressed.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, but that old fashioned saying. Things come out

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<v Speaker 2>of that. Things don't go in there.

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<v Speaker 1>It just feels like such a small hole, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just like, I just you know what I mean, Like

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want anything going in there.

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<v Speaker 2>What's the recovery.

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<v Speaker 1>It's only it's only going to take twenty minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>But the recovery, like, will you be able to pay

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<v Speaker 2>you normally?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So Michael, let me just start by saying that

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<v Speaker 1>Michael has had this done, but he has been put under. Yes, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not being put under. They're just giving me a

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<v Speaker 1>local anesthetic on the area and I will be away.

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<v Speaker 1>Apparently I can see the screen with the fucking camera

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<v Speaker 1>going in, and the urologist was like, it'll be fine,

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<v Speaker 1>you can watch everything. I was like, I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to watch that, Like I would prefer not to watch.

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<v Speaker 1>But anyway, Michael, when we first started dating, told me

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<v Speaker 1>this like horror story and he was like, so once

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<v Speaker 1>I had to do this systoscopy and I pissed out

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<v Speaker 1>blood for three days straight after it. So he's pre

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<v Speaker 1>told me that, not knowing that in a year as

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<v Speaker 1>of now, I'm gonna have to do this.

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<v Speaker 2>You're trying to comfort you and You're like, no.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm like, he's like, it's it'll be fine, baby.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, you literally told me it was the worst

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<v Speaker 1>experience of your life, but thank you for their comfort.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I wish you luck. And I'm like, is it

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<v Speaker 2>by any chance to you? Can you get us a

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<v Speaker 2>copy of the video?

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<v Speaker 1>You one not well, like we've even asked. You might

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<v Speaker 1>have said, well, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Think everybody might want to watch it listening at home.

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<v Speaker 1>But look, the reason why I'm getting it is because

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<v Speaker 1>I have had heaps of ut eyes. It's been an

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<v Speaker 1>ongoing issue for me. I told you as well that

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<v Speaker 1>I have been thinking about potentially getting my marina taken out.

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<v Speaker 1>Have I told you that? Or maybe I didn't tell

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<v Speaker 1>you that? No, I haven't told you, remember, So I'm

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<v Speaker 1>thinking about getting the marina out, which is my form

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<v Speaker 1>of birth control. I feel like I've had it for

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<v Speaker 1>about a year and I've had like ongoing issues since

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<v Speaker 1>having it, Like i just feel like with all of

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<v Speaker 1>the ut eyes, I've just been having a bit of

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<v Speaker 1>pain down there.

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<v Speaker 2>Did they start around the same time you got?

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<v Speaker 1>I think so. Yeah. It's interesting because I've had the

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<v Speaker 1>marina before and it was amazing. I couldn't have recommended

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<v Speaker 1>it more highly. The only thing was getting it in

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<v Speaker 1>was a fucking nightmare. But once it was in, no problems,

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<v Speaker 1>like literally no problems. This time, it's been a really

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<v Speaker 1>different experience, Like, especially hormonally, I've just felt really all

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<v Speaker 1>over the place in the past. You I haven't told

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<v Speaker 1>you because you've been obviously in the UK, and I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't want to burden you with my hormonal issues. But

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<v Speaker 1>I've just been feeling like really down here and there,

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<v Speaker 1>like I've you know, when like nothing's wrong and you

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<v Speaker 1>wake up in the morning and you're just like on

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<v Speaker 1>a loan and I'm like trying to stab myself out

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<v Speaker 1>of it and I just couldn't. So I'm kind of

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<v Speaker 1>feeling like it's all somehow related. I did post about

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<v Speaker 1>it on my socials and someone was like, had the

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<v Speaker 1>same problems. Got the marina out, was totally fine. UTIs

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<v Speaker 1>cleared out?

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<v Speaker 2>My Do you reckon it's the actual one they put in? You? Like,

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<v Speaker 2>would there be difference in between them, Like was it

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<v Speaker 2>a different kind or is it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the same thing, But like they have to put

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<v Speaker 1>it into your uterus, so maybe it was put in

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit differently. I was in quite a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of pain after, especially this time, like having sex after

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<v Speaker 1>putting my marina in was a lot more painful. So

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like the positioning could be a bit off.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Look, I've got it tested. I've had ultrasounds.

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<v Speaker 1>I said it's fine. But you know when you just

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<v Speaker 1>know your body intuitively and you're like, I body reject it,

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<v Speaker 1>it can do yeah, and it can cause infection, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's very it's very rare. But yes, it just feels

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<v Speaker 1>a bit off. So look, the next time we speak,

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<v Speaker 1>I will have hopefully a lot of results and I'll

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<v Speaker 1>be able to kind of shed some light. But either way,

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<v Speaker 1>I am thinking about getting the marina out, So I

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<v Speaker 1>guess I'm not gonna have birth control anymore, not because

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<v Speaker 1>I want to get pregnant, and I'm that's looking at

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<v Speaker 1>me like there's gonna be a child and there wears

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<v Speaker 1>your head.

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<v Speaker 2>Out Podcasting Hotline episodes.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no babies, but just yeah, I think I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just gonna give my body a bit of a break.

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<v Speaker 2>Well from me and then where's your head at? Fam?

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<v Speaker 2>We'd like to wish you luck in your procedure tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>If you would like to message on it on the

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<v Speaker 2>Facebook page or Instagram, just hit her up and tell

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<v Speaker 2>her good luck. You'll be fine, Like, it's just they

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<v Speaker 2>will go where no man has gone before.

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<v Speaker 1>My cherry.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, how does Michael take that? What?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 2>How did he take it? When he had it? It

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<v Speaker 2>just it just doesn't.

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<v Speaker 1>He hated it. He thought it was like the worst

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<v Speaker 1>thing that ever happened to it. He told me he's

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<v Speaker 1>basically given birth with the amount of pain he went

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<v Speaker 1>through a year ago, and now I'm about to go

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<v Speaker 1>through it. And I'm like, I don't really want to

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<v Speaker 1>feel like what Michael thinks it feels like to give

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<v Speaker 1>bath through your wheel.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, enough, okay, enough of that. Let's get into our

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<v Speaker 2>recommendations for the week. I'll go first, Dona go for it.

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<v Speaker 2>So I don't know if you've noticed, but I have

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<v Speaker 2>been wearing like elastic mands, so they're.

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<v Speaker 1>Not Is that elastic? I thought that was like a

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<v Speaker 1>little cotton. No, I thought it was like a little cotton.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was something maybe you got in the UK.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, well, I'm not to tie my hair up

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<v Speaker 2>or anything. It's actually this recommendation comes from my mum

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<v Speaker 2>to me, and I'm passing it on, So thanks Mum

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<v Speaker 2>for this one. She said. When I have thoughts of

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<v Speaker 2>like anxiety or thoughts, or when I want to say

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<v Speaker 2>something that I shouldn't say in an argument or in

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<v Speaker 2>a conversation, well, first of all, I have to be

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<v Speaker 2>self aware, so that's in itself, I think. But when

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<v Speaker 2>I'm self aware, to flick myself with it shooting pain

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<v Speaker 2>I get, which doesn't help that I have a gangloid

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<v Speaker 2>cyst in my wrist. It actually really.

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<v Speaker 1>Hurts when I do it Matt's aiming for.

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<v Speaker 2>But when I do it, it registers in my brain

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<v Speaker 2>and associates like thoughts like that with pain. So hopefully

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<v Speaker 2>subconsciously I will stop having those thoughts like those negative

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<v Speaker 2>thoughts or those anxious thoughts. And look, it's a long shot,

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<v Speaker 2>but I'm willing to try whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, do you think it's working. How long have

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<v Speaker 1>you been doing this for?

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<v Speaker 2>Probably I didn't do it well, I was in the UK,

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<v Speaker 2>but I did it for a month maybe before I

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<v Speaker 2>went to the UK. So I bought, actually left, I

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<v Speaker 2>actually left the podcast and I bought from office works

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<v Speaker 2>around the corner of a bunch of elastic bands. And

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<v Speaker 2>I just flick whenever I'm sitting there driving and I

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<v Speaker 2>have a thought or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>Bring some in for me. I'm ready to try it.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel I thought that. I feel like that's the

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<v Speaker 1>last flick I'm going to do that.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, hopefully that works. I don't mean it's a

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<v Speaker 2>long shot, but yeah, I said, I'm willing to try whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>So I yeah, I love that. So whenever I'm feeling anxious,

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<v Speaker 2>just flick myself.

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<v Speaker 1>So love that for you.

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<v Speaker 2>What about yourself? Any recommendations this week?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So I saw on the four Seasons Condoms Instagram

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<v Speaker 1>page they're doing this thirty day intimacy challenge.

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<v Speaker 2>I've seen a lot of that going around.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so I feel like some podcasts have been kind

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<v Speaker 1>of talking about this. They kind of posted about it,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, Okay, I'm interested, You've got my attention.

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<v Speaker 1>Like this has kind of been floating around a bit

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<v Speaker 1>at the moment, people have been chatting about it, and like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I'm willing to like see what's going on.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was kind of like, maybe Michael and I

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<v Speaker 1>should kind of partake in this intimacy challenge for the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>It's strictly for research purposes and kind of share with everyone.

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<v Speaker 1>So we have started a thirty day intimacy challenge, and

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<v Speaker 1>I think the thing about intimacy challenges is it's not

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<v Speaker 1>just about sex.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, that's what I was gonna say, Yeah, you have

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<v Speaker 2>to do is what does the intimacy entail?

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<v Speaker 1>So they're thirty days and they've kind of like outlined

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<v Speaker 1>what you should do each day for this intimacy challenge.

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<v Speaker 1>So on day one, it's a five second French kiss,

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<v Speaker 1>which is just like normal. So I'm just like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's already like done, like no need, but like look

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<v Speaker 1>for people who in their relationship maybe that's not happening

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<v Speaker 1>good starting point yep. Day two, second base only, so

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<v Speaker 1>they're like not even being like go have like your fuckfest.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so when you go to second base, can do

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<v Speaker 2>you only do second base? Or do you take it further?

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<v Speaker 1>You can only go to second base?

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<v Speaker 2>What's second base again?

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<v Speaker 1>Should we look it up?

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<v Speaker 2>Look it up?

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<v Speaker 1>Look it up on your phone.

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<v Speaker 2>So it says here second base is practically like using

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<v Speaker 2>of the hands.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, a bit of hand to action hand jobs. Thank

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<v Speaker 1>you for that, Matt. I think that's for clarifying day

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<v Speaker 1>three a new sex position. And they're also saying you

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<v Speaker 1>could add some naked flavors condoms, so kind of just

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<v Speaker 1>like adding new things to spice it up. There's also

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<v Speaker 1>something that says like you can use a bit of

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<v Speaker 1>glow in the dark. Loube didn't even know that was

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<v Speaker 1>a thing. So like, it's very spicy, it's a bit

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<v Speaker 1>of fun, and like I feel like when people think

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<v Speaker 1>of intimacy challenge, they're like, God, damn, I'm gonna have

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<v Speaker 1>to have sex for thirty days straight, and they're just like,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a no from me. That's what I thought. Like

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<v Speaker 1>when I hear people saying I'm doing a thirty day

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<v Speaker 1>intimacy challenge, I'm like, who wants to have sex thirty

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<v Speaker 1>days straight? And Like, imagine if you're just having a

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<v Speaker 1>bit of a CBF day and you're like, this isn't for.

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<v Speaker 2>Me, how do you reckon? You'll go say, if you

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<v Speaker 2>are having a CBF day and you know you have

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<v Speaker 2>to hit that intimacy challenge.

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<v Speaker 1>Will you be Well that's why I think this inter

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<v Speaker 1>Missy challenge is good because it's not all about sex.

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<v Speaker 1>It's about using different things that maybe you don't know about.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I didn't know glow in the Dark lube was

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<v Speaker 1>a thing? Really did you have you used it? Of

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<v Speaker 1>course it is? Why am I not surprised? But like

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<v Speaker 1>you know, flavored condoms that could be like a fun

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<v Speaker 1>little addition to the bedroom. So anyway, that's my recommendation

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<v Speaker 1>for the week. I haven't done it yet, but I'm

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<v Speaker 1>starting this process tomorrow and I'll check in.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we'll touch base next Hotline episode and see how

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<v Speaker 2>your Thirsty Day Intimacy challenge is going.

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<v Speaker 1>If you guys are doing it, send us a message

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<v Speaker 1>on the Facebook page or on our Instagram and we

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<v Speaker 1>can do it together.

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't you post the list on there for everyone.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll post the list, Yes they can, so that you

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<v Speaker 1>guys can see they.

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<v Speaker 2>Can play along, and you can know that Anna and

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<v Speaker 2>Michael are doing the exact same that you are.

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<v Speaker 1>That why you have to make it creepy?

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<v Speaker 3>All right?

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<v Speaker 2>Should we dive into the hotline.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's do it. Hello, you've reached out.

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<v Speaker 2>And that we can't get to the phone right now,

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<v Speaker 2>but please.

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<v Speaker 1>Leave us a message on our hot line after the beep. Okay, Matt. So,

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<v Speaker 1>earlier this week on our Instagram, we asked you to

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<v Speaker 1>tell us your craziest sex stories on our hotline voicemail.

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<v Speaker 1>Our producer Alex has chosen a few for us here.

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<v Speaker 1>We haven't heard these at all, so this is our

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<v Speaker 1>raw real reactions. Let's jump in.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So our first craziest sex story comes from Ash.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's have a listen, hey Man and Anna. So my

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<v Speaker 3>crazy sex story grows as follows. I was going on

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<v Speaker 3>days this guy I really really liked. He was super tall,

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<v Speaker 3>one ninety six centimeters. Fact that's me, so legit my

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<v Speaker 3>dream man because I love tall men. Anyways, wrat my

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<v Speaker 3>mate's free house one night with like three other friends.

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<v Speaker 3>We're both a bit shy, so my lovely friends went

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<v Speaker 3>off to high up hill and leave us to it.

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<v Speaker 3>Got saucy. We're making out. Clothes came off Matt and

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<v Speaker 3>then we got to the point of doing the deed,

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<v Speaker 3>maybe like one second in he stopped, went back to

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<v Speaker 3>kissing me, and then he was like, oh, sorry, I

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<v Speaker 3>need to go pee. So then he left, went to

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<v Speaker 3>the bathroom and just left me there naked on the

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<v Speaker 3>couch and I'm like okay. Then he comes back. We

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<v Speaker 3>continue making out and I'm like, oh, let's continue where

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<v Speaker 3>we left off, and he was like, oh, actually sorry,

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<v Speaker 3>I think her friends are coming back soon, so we

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<v Speaker 3>better get changed.

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<v Speaker 4>And then wait.

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<v Speaker 3>So I was a bit cut, but I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>oh okay. So number of weeks after, I was just

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<v Speaker 3>thinking about it, and I was like, wow, did I

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<v Speaker 3>do something wrong? Like why would this guy I need

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<v Speaker 3>to pee in the middle of having sex. Anyways, we're

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<v Speaker 3>still talking like weeks months later, and then he eventually

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<v Speaker 3>told me that he made up needing to pee because

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<v Speaker 3>he actually finished. I actually kind of flattered by this,

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<v Speaker 3>and I was so relieved to hear that's why.

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<v Speaker 2>And it wasn't to do it for me.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyways, three years later, we're still dating two and a

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<v Speaker 3>half years, and yes we have slowly his performance.

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<v Speaker 2>I was about to say I hope that he's like

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<v Speaker 2>now got a bit more in him so he can

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<v Speaker 2>go longer than one second.

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<v Speaker 1>He's improved, he's improved.

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<v Speaker 2>It's surprising that he said that. He didn't say the

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<v Speaker 2>usual spill off. I swear this never happens. You're the

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<v Speaker 2>only one. It's because you're so hot.

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<v Speaker 1>You're so hot, you know what. When she was like

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<v Speaker 1>saying I was actually really flattered, I feel like I

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<v Speaker 1>would be too, Like, I don't think there's anything wrong. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes it's more annoying if it takes ages for them

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<v Speaker 1>to come, don't you reckon? Sometimes it is nice when

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<v Speaker 1>it kind of happens a bit quicker than expected, because

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<v Speaker 1>you're like, oh, you're really into.

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<v Speaker 2>This, especially if you've got only like you know, it's

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<v Speaker 2>like a quickie, like your friends are going for a hike,

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<v Speaker 2>so bang bang bang done.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, has that happened to you? Like you've come way

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<v Speaker 1>too quickly and you're.

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<v Speaker 2>Like shit, yeah, heaps of times and I just say, that's.

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<v Speaker 1>Spill what's a spill that you're so hot?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're so hot.

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<v Speaker 1>It never happens.

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<v Speaker 2>But I don't think it has so much to do

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<v Speaker 2>with the girl. It more has to with like when

0:20:01.680 --> 0:20:05.439
<v Speaker 2>was the last time you ejaculated? Maybe you're feeling a

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<v Speaker 2>bit more into it than you know what I mean? Right,

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<v Speaker 2>So I don't think the girls should actually take it

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<v Speaker 2>personally at all.

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<v Speaker 1>As a girl. Can we take it as a compliment?

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<v Speaker 4>Would you?

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<v Speaker 2>That makes you feel better? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>So you think that you can't take it as a compliment, don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think it has so much to do with that.

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<v Speaker 2>I could maybe the fore play was a bit going on.

0:20:23.840 --> 0:20:25.720
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Like what if you're just like super turned on?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe you're super turned on?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, Okay, we'll take it as a compliment. Girls.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know, I'm not gonna put your girls down.

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<v Speaker 2>Take it as a compliment, but they don't take it

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<v Speaker 2>as an insult. That's what I'm trying to say.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, I don't think I would. I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>anyone would.

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<v Speaker 2>Write Yeah, I think it's worse if it's the other

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<v Speaker 2>way round.

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<v Speaker 1>And like, like she said, when she actually found out

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<v Speaker 1>what had gone on, once the communication was like there

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<v Speaker 1>and she actually knew what had happened, she felt better

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<v Speaker 1>about the situation.

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<v Speaker 2>Communication is key.

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<v Speaker 1>Communication is key.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So our next caller on the hotline is anonymous,

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<v Speaker 2>which I get nervous about but we should be okay.

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<v Speaker 2>You know it's going to be a good sex story.

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<v Speaker 5>Though.

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<v Speaker 2>If they're anonymous, they don't want people finding out their

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<v Speaker 2>friends for Yeah, let's.

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<v Speaker 5>Go, Hey guys, why do I have a crazy sex

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<v Speaker 5>story for you? So flashback a couple of years ago.

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<v Speaker 5>I was having sex with this girl for the first time.

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<v Speaker 5>Absolute ten out of ten couldn't complain. Everything's going smoothly

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<v Speaker 5>until she hops on top of me and she starts

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<v Speaker 5>using my thing as her own personal sex to you,

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<v Speaker 5>which is fine. You know she's going at it. She's

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<v Speaker 5>vigorously flicking my thing on her thing, back and forth,

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<v Speaker 5>all these different directions, using it as a joystick. Fair enough.

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<v Speaker 5>Twenty minutes later she says, sorry, this is the only

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<v Speaker 5>way I can come. Twenty minutes later, my thing is

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<v Speaker 5>about the fall off. I've got to stop her. I'm

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<v Speaker 5>not getting the job done. But yeah, she said, that's

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<v Speaker 5>the only way she can finish. And we're still friends

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<v Speaker 5>to this day, but we aren't like that anymore. And

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<v Speaker 5>it was the most painful experience of my life. I

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<v Speaker 5>couldn't touch myself for a week after she really pounded

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<v Speaker 5>my meat.

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<v Speaker 1>You really pounded my meat.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you have you heard of it that happening before?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>I think it has like a joystick, as the anonymous man.

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<v Speaker 1>Said, No, I don't know how that would work when

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<v Speaker 1>it's attached to a body.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm assuming she's squatting over and like just flicking her

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<v Speaker 2>being with it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't I don't want to get into the nitty

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<v Speaker 1>gritty details. You it's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>I love how he goes. I got the don't worry,

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<v Speaker 2>I got the job done. In the end twenty minutes,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gone to let me take over here.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like safe to say that's never happening ever again.

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<v Speaker 1>He said he couldn't touch it for a week.

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<v Speaker 2>I could be redol.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, it sounds painful. It doesn't really sound like

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<v Speaker 1>a good time. Like if someone's in pain. I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like maybe then he's to be a bit more awareness

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<v Speaker 1>in the bedroom.

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<v Speaker 2>And if she's listening or our anonymous friends listening, maybe

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<v Speaker 2>give your friend this tip. If that's the only way

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<v Speaker 2>she gets off, why doesn't she bring a trusty friend

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<v Speaker 2>with her like I do, or a vibrator vibrator and

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<v Speaker 2>is that while the deed is happening, so.

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<v Speaker 1>She must be able to get off that way.

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<v Speaker 2>Surely that's the most common way of doing it. Then

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<v Speaker 2>like really hurting the man she's sleeping with.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let's not put the dick out of action for

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<v Speaker 1>a week. That doesn't sound good for any.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, And it's like sex would be like.

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<v Speaker 1>There must be another way she can get off. I

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<v Speaker 1>think that's a bit far fetched.

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<v Speaker 2>Surely, all right, Well, I recommend trying with a vibrator

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<v Speaker 2>at the same time.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks for your recommendation, Matt, You're welcome.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. So our last caller on the hotline is Chloe.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's hear what her crazy sex story is.

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<v Speaker 4>God, Hi, Matt Anna, I hope you're well. So if

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<v Speaker 4>I sounded bit dad, I'm violently hungover right now. So

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<v Speaker 4>I had this guy I met. We were like friends,

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<v Speaker 4>but it's like flirty, you know, like we knew something

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<v Speaker 4>was gonna happen anyway. So he finally comes down, Like

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<v Speaker 4>we go out to a few clubs and stuff, get

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<v Speaker 4>pretty drunk. Blah blah blah. I ring him back to

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<v Speaker 4>my place. We don't get home to like seven am.

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<v Speaker 4>I pay for the uber.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course.

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<v Speaker 4>We get home and like you know, get hot and heavy,

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<v Speaker 4>and he's like starts to like put it in, and

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, can you put a condo?

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<v Speaker 2>Mom?

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<v Speaker 4>And he's like what, like like that's cracking the shits.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, yeah, I'm not gonna fuck am. I got

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<v Speaker 4>to swear surely. I'm like, I'm not going to strike

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<v Speaker 4>you without a condom. And he's like sucks. He's like

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<v Speaker 4>I hate condosh. I'm like, oh, I hate man and

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<v Speaker 4>I's like, conda want nothing, bro, He's like I don't

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<v Speaker 4>have any. I'm like, don't worry. I do. So it's

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<v Speaker 4>one and then after like one minute, he's like, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>too drunk. I can't come. So then he just rolls

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<v Speaker 4>over and dress asleep. So then we wake up like nine,

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<v Speaker 4>I wake up because his mom keeps calling him because

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<v Speaker 4>I went to have breakfast. He would like, wouldn't wake

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<v Speaker 4>up then, And eventually he woke up and like we

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<v Speaker 4>started making out and he's like, you know, touching me

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<v Speaker 4>and stuff. And then he's like, do I have to

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<v Speaker 4>put a condom one? And I was like, yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 4>ship the rules haven't changed in back in two hours.

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<v Speaker 4>And then he's just like and then stops like stops

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<v Speaker 4>touching me, stops kissing me, and goes back to sleep.

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<v Speaker 4>So then he's like, I can't afford an Uber. Oh

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<v Speaker 4>my god, I had to pay for his Uber. I

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<v Speaker 4>to force him out of my bed, pay for his

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<v Speaker 4>Uber home. Then he just got on the Uber and

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<v Speaker 4>we never spoke again. Like, never meet your heroes is

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<v Speaker 4>what I say, for my money and my time.

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<v Speaker 2>The end, I was going to say, I hope she

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<v Speaker 2>never reaches out to that guy again.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe she would Jesus cry. And he sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>the worst.

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<v Speaker 2>It's guys like that give guys like every only other

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<v Speaker 2>normal guys about you know, making her pay for the Uber?

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<v Speaker 1>What's what's the Fergie song? If you ain't got no money,

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<v Speaker 1>take your broke gass home, don't go out, Like why

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<v Speaker 1>are you making other people pay for your ubers? It

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<v Speaker 1>so bad?

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<v Speaker 2>So the next morning, ask her while your mom keeps

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<v Speaker 2>blowing your phone up like that guy sounds like an

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<v Speaker 2>absolute dweeb.

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<v Speaker 1>I just hate this like mentality that men have where

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<v Speaker 1>they think that they can have an opinion on condoms.

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<v Speaker 1>Like if someone's like I want to use a condom,

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<v Speaker 1>then you respect that decision. There's no there's no negotiation,

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<v Speaker 1>there's no like you know what I mean, Like you

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<v Speaker 1>just accept it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll use it for like the first ten minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Like, this isn't I'm telling you this is what

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<v Speaker 1>my boundaries are. Accept it, Like, you're lucky to be

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<v Speaker 1>having sex with me.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds like an absolute asshole. Like I said, people

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<v Speaker 2>like that give the rest of us man a bad name.

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<v Speaker 2>But good for her though, for telling him to get fucked,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, setting her, like you said, boundaries and not

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<v Speaker 2>giving into it.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel bad for that. To get rid of him,

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<v Speaker 1>she had to pay for a zooper. She's like, I

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<v Speaker 1>want this guy gone. I'm willing to pay money to

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<v Speaker 1>do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So that's all we have time for guys on

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<v Speaker 2>our hotline. Thank you again for your messages. We appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 2>We always love hearing them, so keep bringing them in.

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<v Speaker 1>I say, yeah, bat, look that was a fun one.

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<v Speaker 1>Should we do another episode on that? Should we do

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<v Speaker 1>a reach out right now? If you have some more

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<v Speaker 1>crazy bad sex stories, we all know you have them.

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<v Speaker 2>Trust me, everyone has bad sex stories and we want

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<v Speaker 2>to hear them.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, send them through. We'd love to hear them. And

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