Speaker 1: Welcome to the podcast. You're filthy wholesome Animals. Good to
Speaker 1: have you on board. I'm going to throw this question
Speaker 1: at what would you do if you were trying to
Speaker 1: sit down and watch the Barbie movie and you were
Speaker 1: in Brazil visiting for some reason. Oh good stuff, nice
Speaker 1: holiday there, and all of a sudden, a little kid
Speaker 1: next to you is playing YouTube on his tablet.
Speaker 2: I know, especially because you've gone all the way from
Speaker 2: Australia to Brazil to watch this movie.
Speaker 1: Because you were scared that you wouldn't find a tick
Speaker 1: in Australia, so he went to Brazil. Yeah, strange place
Speaker 1: to go, but here we are. Hate your money, your decision.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's your podcast.
Speaker 1: Enjoy Barbie movie, of course, going absolutely off its face
Speaker 1: across the globe. But what about the chaotic scenes at
Speaker 1: a Brazilian theater. A fight broke out in a theater
Speaker 1: in Brazil during the credits of Barbie after.
Speaker 4: A child listen to YouTube out loud, and during.
Speaker 2: The movie, Oh and I love you explained that it
Speaker 2: was a theater in Brazil after you said a Brazilian theater.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Thanks.
Speaker 1: It's currently unclear who in the surface foot the fight
Speaker 1: is to blame. But one woman was slammed to the
Speaker 1: ground after the incident started, so things got really really.
Speaker 4: Hot and heavy.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Just I mean, we're not sitting here saying how do
Speaker 1: they do things over in Brazil? But I mean, come on, parents,
Speaker 1: over to the Brazil for goodness sake, I get it.
Speaker 1: I get it. Sometimes the only way that you can
Speaker 1: control your child is by giving them a tablet.
Speaker 2: But the absolute desperation of wanting to go to see
Speaker 2: the Barbie movie with your child, Like don't you wait
Speaker 2: till you get a babysitter or dad can look after
Speaker 2: the kid, or you know, Auntie Gwen someone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe Auntie Gwen's got something on. Okay, maybe Auntie
Speaker 1: Gwen's occupy.
Speaker 2: Well wait until Auntie Gwen isn't busy, would be my advice.
Speaker 2: Why are you taking children to a theater when they're
Speaker 2: too young to watch a movie?
Speaker 1: If that was me and I was sitting near this kid,
Speaker 1: oh my very goodness, I mean, there's nothing you could do,
Speaker 1: but god sh you'd be muttering some stuff under your
Speaker 1: breath when you're.
Speaker 2: Or if I know you, you would be putting that
Speaker 2: child in headlock and saying turn it down.
Speaker 1: Just sort of feel news reader abbey that if you
Speaker 1: were in this situation, I'm not sure how you've handled yourself.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 6: Well, I got yelled at by that text the other week.
Speaker 6: Well of what happened to say, excuse me to people
Speaker 6: who said that the other week, because I stare at
Speaker 6: people or just look at them with the death stand
Speaker 6: that I have. Yees wait wait if you're listening, sorry,
Speaker 6: oh my god, yeah, i'd be I'd do the whole
Speaker 6: look like.
Speaker 5: Turn around and stare at them thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and the.
Speaker 1: Kid would be like, wow, I can't really read social cues,
Speaker 1: but I can read that.
Speaker 4: Wow, Okay, I'll turn them, turn the tablet off.
Speaker 2: I genuinely wouldn't stare. I would say something. I would say,
Speaker 2: could do you mind getting your child to turn that down?
Speaker 2: Because this I had an occasion with a small child
Speaker 2: when we were on holidays and there was a woman
Speaker 2: who let her two kids who weren't even wearing runners
Speaker 2: use the equipment in the gym, and all the equipment
Speaker 2: was full, so none of the adults could use the gym.
Speaker 3: These kids were six and eight whatever, and so.
Speaker 2: I said something, I said, sorry, do you mind is
Speaker 2: your child actually using the treadmill because they were just
Speaker 2: mucking around, dancing on it and stuff. So I'm that
Speaker 2: person that will say something I reckon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, so I'm sorry, but your children have terrible
Speaker 1: form when they're doing weights, awful squat form. I think
Speaker 1: I know exactly what happened in this particular Brazilian theater,
Speaker 1: why there was such an antik afterwards, and why the
Speaker 1: fights broke out. I dare say that this was probably
Speaker 1: playing on the tablet very much to learn about.
Speaker 4: Slippy. Hey, it's me Blip. Parents, you know what I'm
Speaker 4: talking about? Blippy Blippy?
Speaker 1: That guy all right, time calm down showdown tickets. What
Speaker 1: I'm thirteen twenty fourteen gives call right now with the
Speaker 1: code word, let's talk about what is going to be
Speaker 1: an epic showdown after the showdown internally and that is
Speaker 1: and Jody already v Andrew Hayes for our handballblitz competition.
Speaker 4: It's gonna be big, isn't it.
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And look, you've already volunteered to throw the match, like
Speaker 2: you know it's going to be a white So you're like,
Speaker 2: do you want to make it interesting?
Speaker 3: And I'll just pretend to make some errors.
Speaker 1: Didn't that fuel a bit of fire, saying to you,
Speaker 1: do you want me to just go at half pace?
Speaker 1: So we make it look even.
Speaker 2: I think what you are remissed about at the moment
Speaker 2: is I've made a lot of handball at a lot
Speaker 2: of schools in the last few weeks.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've also done that with you as well.
Speaker 1: But there's been extra training which you can see Jodie
Speaker 1: and Hazy where I channeled some of the absolute grades
Speaker 1: of handball, including Charlie Dixon and Rosanna man Relic yep.
Speaker 4: And now I'm very much reading Yeah, okay, seven ones.
Speaker 4: My prediction is it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, okay, all right, Well you talk a big games,
Speaker 2: so we'll see.
Speaker 3: If you deliver.
Speaker 1: Now what comes with some of these contests as well
Speaker 1: is sometimes pregame superstitions.
Speaker 4: Do you have any superstitions.
Speaker 3: I'm not really the superstitious.
Speaker 1: Type really, okay? Yeah, So not like would you walk
Speaker 1: under the leader? You'd be comfortable to walk under ladder?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Okay, what about it a black cat right in front
Speaker 4: of you? Would you be a little bit?
Speaker 2: So when I do see a black crow, though, I
Speaker 2: get a little edgy because I saw a black crow
Speaker 2: once and I thought we had a ratings day for radio,
Speaker 2: and we absolutely shizened the bed.
Speaker 4: Wow. And it's the crow's fault.
Speaker 2: From that moment on, I've been a bit like skiddish
Speaker 2: when I see crows, like bad things are going to happen.
Speaker 1: Yeah wow, Okay, what about if it starts raining inside?
Speaker 1: We refuse to open up the young rock.
Speaker 2: Now, I happen to know for a fact that when
Speaker 2: you played footy you had about fifteen supersh God so
Speaker 2: much so is it true that the advertiser did a
Speaker 2: story on your superstition?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: They did dry bed and all back in the day.
Speaker 1: I think Jaye is in Sydney now doing great big
Speaker 1: things for news dot com. Yeah, and call it superstitions.
Speaker 1: It was chronic OCD.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 1: So I was seeing a particular person at the time,
Speaker 1: and I was leaving her tickets at the front of
Speaker 1: my mailbox, and then we went in different directions. But
Speaker 1: during that time I was playing some good footy, so
Speaker 1: I kept on putting the tickets.
Speaker 4: Oh in the mark.
Speaker 1: And along with that it was like specific types of
Speaker 1: music at specific times, and then the socks ones and
Speaker 1: the favorite type of jocks, and then religiously twenty five
Speaker 1: years after a game, all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 4: It's all part of a routine.
Speaker 1: But that won't in particular so much so that we
Speaker 1: played in a Grand Final that year and I got
Speaker 1: hold of some extra Grand Final tickets to leave in
Speaker 1: the mailbox.
Speaker 4: Yeah okay, but no one picked up. I'm so lonely.
Speaker 2: The saddest part about that story is you parted ways
Speaker 2: with that girl.
Speaker 3: Was that her doing or yours?
Speaker 1: No, it was part of routine. It was part of
Speaker 1: my football routine that after a month. Zoe's in. Good
Speaker 1: morning to your producers. So you're looking at some of
Speaker 1: these superstitions yesterday.
Speaker 9: Yeah, well, I've got a couple that I'm massive on.
Speaker 9: So for me, shoes on a table are an absolute
Speaker 9: no go, which is an old school thing. New shoes
Speaker 9: on a table with me, it's any shoes right what
Speaker 9: well well produced.
Speaker 3: Emily actually taught me yesterday.
Speaker 9: That it was a coal thing that back way back
Speaker 9: in the day, if a coal miner died, put their
Speaker 9: shoes on the table as a sign of perspective.
Speaker 3: It's like cursed or something that's so grim. It's really grim.
Speaker 3: But I'm random.
Speaker 9: Yeah, but shoes on table absolutely not. And umbrellas inside.
Speaker 9: Absolutely not for me.
Speaker 3: I'm not that man.
Speaker 4: Okay, show some respect for those who are passed on
Speaker 4: due to the black lung.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like centuries ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you think is going to happen if
Speaker 2: you put your shoes on the table? What's going to
Speaker 2: happen to you?
Speaker 9: I don't know Joe's but I'm not playing with it.
Speaker 4: I don't want to stick around and find out.
Speaker 3: Wow, let's do this.
Speaker 2: In thirteen twenty four ten, do you have any weird
Speaker 2: superstitions quirky little superstitions?
Speaker 4: I don't know. Maybe you leave your tickets out and
Speaker 4: no one's going to pick them up to sit there
Speaker 4: and rot and get eaten by ticket bugs.
Speaker 2: Also thirteen twenty four ten, where are you the girl
Speaker 2: that Hazy does? And then then rub salt into the
Speaker 2: wound by going, I'm going to leave you tickets so
Speaker 2: you're never going.
Speaker 1: To collect She doesn't need to be mentioned and saying
Speaker 1: that the tickets is dispute every week.
Speaker 4: So maybe she was coming to pick up the tickets.
Speaker 4: But if you didn't know about it, selling them.
Speaker 2: On the great deals and she can get aways? What
Speaker 2: if has just the place winter hideaways?
Speaker 4: Great? But bring on spring.
Speaker 2: Jump on the water, if app to book hotels, apartment's,
Speaker 2: holiday rentals and more?
Speaker 4: What if it's ozzy for travel? Kirsty from Opden, good
Speaker 4: morning to you.
Speaker 8: Good morning guys. I have a weird superstition that I've
Speaker 8: got to lift my feet whenever I drive over railway tracks.
Speaker 8: Now no idea what actually happens if you don't. For
Speaker 8: some reason, I feel the need to do it every time,
Speaker 8: even now, and I'm nearly fifty though I know where
Speaker 8: it came from.
Speaker 4: Casey, if you would be crazy to take that risk.
Speaker 1: By leaving your feet around and going over the train tracks,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't dare take the risk.
Speaker 2: My question to you, Kirsty is do you still do
Speaker 2: it when you're driving? Yeah, you've got no Yeah, either
Speaker 2: the accelerator and you'll break in case the train does
Speaker 2: happen to come.
Speaker 8: Well, this is true, and look and maybe that's the
Speaker 8: bad luck. Maybe I've actually got it the wrong way around.
Speaker 8: Maybe you meant to put your feet down. Maybe I've
Speaker 8: had it wrong the whole way.
Speaker 2: I just feel like having control of your vehicle is
Speaker 2: probably more important than a superstition.
Speaker 1: That's just me, though, I think so hates to their
Speaker 1: own that's neither here nor there. Let's go to Ryan
Speaker 1: and Little Hampton. Good morning, Ryan, morning before a pretty match.
Speaker 4: What do you do? I've got a couple.
Speaker 7: I have to sleep in my own bed before a game.
Speaker 7: And the slightly weirder one is if I'm playing in defense,
Speaker 7: I have to be the last person run.
Speaker 4: On the field for Yes, I get that.
Speaker 1: Hey, Ryan, I recognized to do the same for a
Speaker 1: little bit, but I reckon. I saw Buddy Sonny Bill
Speaker 1: Williams do it back in the day. I don't he
Speaker 1: was probably playing for Cannby Bankstown. I was like, that's
Speaker 1: pretty cool. I'll do that as well. I'll run out last.
Speaker 2: And also, Ryan, you don't want to be that guy
Speaker 2: that runs through an ill made banner. And so if
Speaker 2: you're first, you've seen you've seen people get coat Hager's
Speaker 2: by those things.
Speaker 4: Oh absolutely yeah.
Speaker 1: Also, Ryan, you got to sleep in your own bed.
Speaker 1: Which random beds are you sleeping in.
Speaker 4: Every Friday night? No comment? Good morning Tylor from morphed Vale.
Speaker 3: Hello, good morning, good morning, superstition.
Speaker 4: What do you got you're there, Taylor?
Speaker 7: Yeah, So my superstition is I think it's really right
Speaker 7: luck if you drive straight into your driveway. So I
Speaker 7: believe that when you're getting your car to go somewhere,
Speaker 7: you should have already reversed your client to the driveway,
Speaker 7: so then when you get in your car to go somewhere,
Speaker 7: you should just be able to drive straight at your driveway.
Speaker 4: Spot on.
Speaker 1: I'm exactly the same. Particularly, Tyler, do you have early
Speaker 1: starts in the morning.
Speaker 7: I can barely hear you, guys. Sorry, that's okay.
Speaker 3: I just thought you were completely disinterested.
Speaker 4: Happens regularly.
Speaker 1: It's I'm the same because he starts so early that
Speaker 1: if you take a little bit of extra time going
Speaker 1: in reverse the night before, then it starts like it
Speaker 1: starts your day.
Speaker 4: That's how it should be. News read to Abby.
Speaker 1: If you can get through to us with our lack
Speaker 1: of technology, this she is you get up really early.
Speaker 5: Three yeah, and I reverse in.
Speaker 6: But also, as we know, I am an idiot and
Speaker 6: I listen to many crime podcasts. So to be able
Speaker 6: to drive out the driveways, you know, straight is good
Speaker 6: because if I have to look him up, I worry
Speaker 6: that if I look him a revision mirror, someone's going
Speaker 6: to pop up and be there.
Speaker 1: I love every single morning. Abby's neighbors it's like three
Speaker 1: point thirty in the morning. It's like this giant screech
Speaker 1: going down the street.
Speaker 4: What's going on to someone reporting a crime?
Speaker 1: No, it's abby running from invisible criminals.
Speaker 6: Look, I saw an umbrella on Goodwood Road this morning
Speaker 6: and I honestly thought it was someone dressed up in
Speaker 6: a white sheet like I'm out of control.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you're doing this to yourself because I
Speaker 2: saw on your Instagram the other night. I've run out
Speaker 2: of true crime podcasts. Any good recommendations, Stop doing it.
Speaker 5: I'm onto one minute remaining there out by the way, really.
Speaker 1: Good for a Thursday. We've been building up this for
Speaker 1: quite a while. Now it's time to really rip the
Speaker 1: band aid off.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 4: Two musical athletes going head to head. That's what this is.
Speaker 3: This is how it rolls out the two songs.
Speaker 2: You get to jump on the Joonny and Hazy Instagram page,
Speaker 2: you vote for your favorite song, and then tomorrow morning
Speaker 2: at eight o'clock, the Battle of the Banger's winner will
Speaker 2: be revealed.
Speaker 3: Would you like to go first or would you like me.
Speaker 4: To ladies first? Okay, go for it.
Speaker 2: I've done a bit of research about my song, which
Speaker 2: I did say earlier in the morning.
Speaker 3: This is a real passion piece for me. It is my.
Speaker 2: Favorite song of all time and fuel. Guitarist Carl Bell
Speaker 2: wrote this about an next girlfriend who was trapped in
Speaker 2: a bad marriage.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 2: So Bell told the storytelling this crowd that he fell
Speaker 2: in love with the girl right after high school and
Speaker 2: was devastated when she left him for another man, the
Speaker 2: same man she ended up marrying. When she phoned Bell
Speaker 2: one night and confided the relationship woes, he felt a
Speaker 2: range of emotions.
Speaker 3: That came out on this song called Shimmer.
Speaker 4: Okay, look, it is a good song.
Speaker 1: I thought you were just going to go with the
Speaker 1: point that when we spoke the Fincy on Friday, this
Speaker 1: is one of the songs he was talking about when
Speaker 1: he had his little the.
Speaker 4: Cruise Ship ninety celebration.
Speaker 2: He'd remember that they're doing a ninety nine cruise and
Speaker 2: they'll be performing on it.
Speaker 3: But don't didn't you find that fascinating a little bit?
Speaker 1: I got a little bit lost at some stage. That's
Speaker 1: like a fun facts. Look at you doing your research?
Speaker 10: Have you done something?
Speaker 1: I love that for the first time. Look Jody's arm
Speaker 1: with some research. Now, yeah, take us through what happened
Speaker 1: with Fat Man's Scoop last week?
Speaker 4: I forgot that you've learned.
Speaker 1: You're like, I got fat Man's Scoop. It's this one.
Speaker 1: You didn't even know the name of your song. It
Speaker 1: was just disrespectful to not just the segment, but I'm
Speaker 1: going to say the entire company and also the radio industry.
Speaker 3: Right, all right, that might be a little bit extreme.
Speaker 3: You just are you padding because you haven't done any research?
Speaker 1: No, No, I've got my song. Don't you worry about
Speaker 1: this one? Sitting on this for a few weeks. I've
Speaker 1: been sitting on this since two thousand and four. When
Speaker 1: you scrunch your face up like that, is that because
Speaker 1: you're like, damn, I've lost again. And why are you
Speaker 1: scrunching your face up to news reader Abby?
Speaker 4: What is going on?
Speaker 5: I haven't said anything.
Speaker 10: No, you don't need to say anything.
Speaker 3: Your faces I can.
Speaker 4: Feel your negative vibes.
Speaker 3: I'm surprised this one got through from the US.
Speaker 4: Really, Okay, Lincoln Park is pretty heavy, yes, but also
Speaker 4: featuring jay Z.
Speaker 5: Oh so that makes it okay.
Speaker 1: I don't think that sort of lightens up whatever. But
Speaker 1: the version with jay Z much much better.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, all right, well, don't you don't dum me out,
Speaker 2: and don't do that thing where you practically play the
Speaker 2: whole song in the lead up.
Speaker 1: We're having some technical issues here this morning, aren't we.
Speaker 4: So you know, I'll give you one more chance.
Speaker 1: To really have a crack at Fuel Shimmering and tell
Speaker 1: the people while they should vote for it.
Speaker 3: Okay, because there's a cracking song.
Speaker 1: All right, two songs you got Fuel shimmer or you've
Speaker 1: got some Lincoln Park and jay Z Numb.
Speaker 2: And it's a really good story about you because the
Speaker 2: lead guitarist wrote it about an ex girlfriend.
Speaker 1: As your fate out. You don't need to know that information.
Speaker 1: Give us a quick score up that too, if you will.
Speaker 1: Sure you'd be happy to take over this status to
Speaker 1: the good guys. Okay, Jesus be nice. If I win
Speaker 1: this one, it would be.
Speaker 3: But that's a heavy song, man. I don't know if
Speaker 3: I would have gone with that. If I was the boss,
Speaker 3: I would have approved it either.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, the Boss absolutely did approve it. After the convincing,
Speaker 4: I try for something a bit heavier, and this was
Speaker 4: the second option, heavier than Lincoln Park.
Speaker 1: I was trying for a bit of Metallica for I
Speaker 1: didn't get then all right, there are your options. Get
Speaker 1: voting at Jody and Hazy. We're going to reveal the
Speaker 1: winning song or rather tomorrow at eight am.
Speaker 4: The guest weeping story this town has ever seen a
Speaker 4: huge time seventeen Joe's.
Speaker 10: It's a sad one to wake up to this morning,
Speaker 10: Irish music star.
Speaker 2: She noted O'Connor has died age fifty six, just one
Speaker 2: year after her seventeen year old son tragically lost his
Speaker 2: life as well, which makes this song infinitely sad.
Speaker 4: It's a genuinely iconic song of this generation.
Speaker 10: It is, isn't it.
Speaker 2: In a statement, the singer's family said, it is with
Speaker 2: great sadness that we announce the passing of our beloved Shanade.
Speaker 2: Her family and friends are devastated and have requested privacy
Speaker 2: at this difficult time.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So, her death comes a year after the mother of
Speaker 2: four suns, Shane, took his own life in January twenty
Speaker 2: twenty two after escaping hospital while.
Speaker 3: On very close watch.
Speaker 2: And if that story has any triggering emotions for you,
Speaker 2: thirteen eleven fourteen is the lifeline number. Onto another pretty
Speaker 2: heavy story this morning, Kevin Space he has sobbd with
Speaker 2: the relief after he was cleared of sexually assaulting four men.
Speaker 2: The Oscar winner was branded a sexual bully for attacking
Speaker 2: allegedly attacking the men in charges. I said allegedly in time,
Speaker 2: didn't I good? Because he wasn't convicted.
Speaker 4: So that's very important word.
Speaker 2: So that was dating back twenty two years. He previously
Speaker 2: broken down saying I've lost everything, and he wept as
Speaker 2: he was cleared of all charges after twelve hours and
Speaker 2: twenty six minutes of deliberation.
Speaker 3: Here, he is very relieved outside of court.
Speaker 5: I imagine that many of you can understand that there's
Speaker 5: a lot for me to process after.
Speaker 4: What has just happened today.
Speaker 1: But I would like to say that I'm enormously grateful
Speaker 1: to the jury for having.
Speaker 5: Taken the time to examine all of the evidence and
Speaker 5: all of the facts carefully before they reached their decision.
Speaker 4: And I am humbled by the outcome today.
Speaker 10: Interesting one, isn't it to say about that?
Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing about it, and I'm just going
Speaker 1: to put it out there. He's been canceled. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: he was canceled. So during the whole innocent to proven
Speaker 1: guilty thing everyone had already made up their mind.
Speaker 3: That's the thing.
Speaker 2: Once you're accused of something like that, you're tainted for laughing.
Speaker 1: It's going to be really interesting to see what happens,
Speaker 1: like is there some sort of comeback.
Speaker 4: Like could he make a comeback? Or is he too
Speaker 4: tainted technically he's innocent. Well I'm literally just I'm reading
Speaker 4: the words here.
Speaker 2: Hollywood has shown very little tolerance towards this behavior of
Speaker 2: late after the whole Me Too movement, So be very interesting.
Speaker 2: I'd be incredibly surprised if Kevin Spacey.
Speaker 3: Makes any sort of comeback.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, let's change the pace, can we? And let's talk
Speaker 2: swifty Taylor.
Speaker 4: Of course, thank you for doing that. Jokes. This is
Speaker 4: a much nicer change of direction, isn't it.
Speaker 2: I can just I promise you, whenever we need to
Speaker 2: turn things around and up the mood, we just need
Speaker 2: to talk about Taylor Swift.
Speaker 4: It works, doesn't it so?
Speaker 2: Her turbulent love life has provided plenty of material for
Speaker 2: all her records. Now, her famous exes, including musician John Mayer,
Speaker 2: actor Jake Gillenhall, and Joe Alwen, may want to take
Speaker 2: cover again because she's preparing to do a TV series
Speaker 2: about her exes.
Speaker 4: Well, we everyone.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing about Taylor Swift. Everyone's like, oh man,
Speaker 1: she's been around. No, she hasn't. It's just that every
Speaker 1: person she's hooked up with is really famous and you
Speaker 1: know about them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the difference.
Speaker 3: Goodness me.
Speaker 2: According to Tomato and Barbecue sources, Swift has had a
Speaker 2: meeting with Succession writer Alice Birch to discuss the possibility
Speaker 2: of a new meta feminist TV series. I would watch
Speaker 2: that in a heartbeat.
Speaker 10: Am I right?
Speaker 3: Producer?
Speaker 4: I was just about to say, I'm.
Speaker 2: Sure, guys, all right, the whole team can come around
Speaker 2: to my house and we'll watch it together. He's going
Speaker 2: to be popcorn. There's going to be pillow fights amongst
Speaker 2: the producers.
Speaker 3: You're going to love it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I've got COVID that night. The Sorry
Speaker 1: Joe's m I be able to attend, But thank you
Speaker 1: so much for the invites.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a token invite. Really, all the girls
Speaker 3: are just coming around more.
Speaker 4: Then this works for everyone. Then, bloody Joe Biden's dog.
Speaker 3: What's happened?
Speaker 1: I've been saying this from the moment they stepped into
Speaker 1: the White House.
Speaker 4: Good morning, New's reader.
Speaker 5: Abby, good morning.
Speaker 3: What's Doggy Biden done.
Speaker 6: So there's a bit of an issue with the White
Speaker 6: House dogs. Basically a few months ago Major was banished
Speaker 6: because he kept biting people.
Speaker 4: Classic Major.
Speaker 6: Now Commander has come on board and going, you know what,
Speaker 6: I'm going to do the work for Major. So there's
Speaker 6: been ten biting incidents where Commander has attacked people in
Speaker 6: the White House.
Speaker 4: Wow. We Commander has got some stuff going on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, God, it's not an unusual situation for us, because
Speaker 3: Abby has bitten a lot of people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 1: At Nova, so Abby's here in the back going so
Speaker 1: maybe they deserve it.
Speaker 4: I do love this.
Speaker 1: This was all brought up in like the press conferences
Speaker 1: and everything and the genuine reps of the Biden establishment
Speaker 1: all that kind of crap.
Speaker 4: And one of the journals asking what's her name? Who
Speaker 4: is she the rep?
Speaker 5: She's the communications director.
Speaker 4: Ah, yes, she takes all the tough questions.
Speaker 1: Yes, while Joe sits in the background and probably just
Speaker 1: sits there and dribbles a bit.
Speaker 2: He's having a micro now, yeah, and he's at that
Speaker 2: age where we can get away with it. It's like
Speaker 2: when you're Nana Pop not off when you go to
Speaker 2: visit them. It's okay, you're allowed.
Speaker 4: Sit down, Commander. She was asked a very pointed question.
Speaker 5: The spandom time and those femails was four months spending
Speaker 5: in January. Do you know how many incidents have occurred
Speaker 5: since then?
Speaker 3: I would have to refer to the Secret Service information
Speaker 3: for you.
Speaker 1: That's you know, things are getting serious when you get
Speaker 1: points of the Secret Service.
Speaker 6: I can just imagine like the journals going back to
Speaker 6: their desk or on their phones whatever and typing out
Speaker 6: like you know, media at Secret Service or whatever. The
Speaker 6: email is Hello, just wondering wanting to inquire about the
Speaker 6: dog bites and how many people commanders attacked, Like, yeah,
Speaker 6: it would just be hilarious.
Speaker 3: God, is it just me? Or has the White House
Speaker 3: just become a bit of a joke.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's one of the most powerful buildings, most symbolic
Speaker 2: buildings in the world. But since Trump went in and
Speaker 2: now Commander is running around biting the Secret Service.
Speaker 3: Or is it members of the public. Who's to say?
Speaker 2: Is it Jill who works in the kitchen doing the meals?
Speaker 5: Also, some white powder found the other week?
Speaker 1: Was that, Yeah, is that any links to Commander?
Speaker 5: Maybe it was commander. But maybe that's why he's been
Speaker 5: biting the it all.
Speaker 2: It all makes sense now, that's to prevent the president
Speaker 2: having a micro na.
Speaker 1: Yeah, keeps him awake and alert. By Reports, thirteen twenty
Speaker 1: four ten. When did your pets make you look bad?
Speaker 1: For example, do you remember a couple of months back
Speaker 1: when you thread to Abby brought her dogs to work?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, because it was international bringing dogs to
Speaker 2: work date, no one took that seriously.
Speaker 3: Did you bring your dog in?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: I did not. She's as old as Joe Biden a
Speaker 4: micronapp as well.
Speaker 3: If you had brought her in, I would have found
Speaker 3: her in the toilets doing a couple of lives.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, sitting there just trying to keep herself awake.
Speaker 1: Abby's dogs certainly kept her awake. During a traffic report,
Speaker 1: we have.
Speaker 6: Some road closures in the Hills due to flooding. It
Speaker 6: includes it Ashton between Basket Range Road at handoff on
Speaker 6: Mount Fucker Rodney Paven Road.
Speaker 5: Includes the hand on the freeway. Also flooding on the
Speaker 5: freeway up track here.
Speaker 11: That were.
Speaker 6: Very good, so good, but then you decided we've really
Speaker 6: got to get them to do something.
Speaker 3: Got up a bit, and they don't like men.
Speaker 5: Your dogs, Yeah, they're a bit funny with men.
Speaker 6: Toy is very skittish as well, and I think link
Speaker 6: that back to my ex boyfriend.
Speaker 5: Nothing cans, But anyway, that's another story.
Speaker 4: Okay, it's not linging back to you. Skittish.
Speaker 6: She's a bit skittish, but tank they just say bark.
Speaker 6: And then you're the delivery drivers who come to her house.
Speaker 5: Open the door and.
Speaker 6: They look down and they see these tiny little sausage
Speaker 6: dogs and they laugh.
Speaker 5: But their barks are quite vicious.
Speaker 3: I just heard that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so anyway, four ten, When did your dogs make
Speaker 1: you look silly at work?
Speaker 4: Let's go to Felicity Goo. More on to you, Felicity.
Speaker 11: Good morning. Mine's very similar to yours, dirty with the
Speaker 11: wing and the pooling. But I work a lot in
Speaker 11: my car, so my dog's often with me, but out
Speaker 11: on farms and things. And then I went into the
Speaker 11: office Sunday, and you know, beautiful Maple, she's six months
Speaker 11: old and everyone loves her. She's going to say hello.
Speaker 11: And then she walked over to the entrance to the
Speaker 11: office where customers come in and just dropped amongous big pooh.
Speaker 4: Right in they it's good, isn't it. It's like a
Speaker 4: like Instead of a welcome man, it's a welcome poof.
Speaker 11: No one wants coming to her afterwards.
Speaker 3: What's sort of business with it, Felicity.
Speaker 4: I work for elders, welcome potential customers. Here's what we
Speaker 4: think of you. He's a giant turd.
Speaker 1: Yeah, showdown fifty four Saturday nights, Crows power.
Speaker 3: Who be got so sold out?
Speaker 4: Isn't It's been sold out for a long time too.
Speaker 2: So form would say, and the odds would say, Port
Speaker 2: Adelaide have got this one in the bag.
Speaker 3: But showdowns never.
Speaker 2: Go to plan.
Speaker 4: Oh showdown some many just to throw the form there
Speaker 4: guide out the window.
Speaker 2: You know. You try and tell Jordan Dawson you're not
Speaker 2: supposed to win a showdown from the boundary after the
Speaker 2: sign You try and tell him that.
Speaker 4: Try and tell Isaac Rankin that, yeah, he's not fun.
Speaker 4: So he's a big out, massive out for the Crows.
Speaker 1: I know Shelley as well. Second week of his suspension,
Speaker 1: but who knows what happens Port I'll probably get back
Speaker 1: to Darcy Burn Giants.
Speaker 4: No Willie Wioli though, no Willie no no from North
Speaker 4: Kate to free Willy. I tried to free Willy and
Speaker 4: to get it.
Speaker 3: I was just trying to go to Karen from Northgate
Speaker 3: just to really break this thing up. Hey Karen, how
Speaker 3: are you going?
Speaker 4: I'm good, good morning?
Speaker 10: How are you good morning?
Speaker 3: Have you been trying to get tickets to the showdown?
Speaker 2: I have?
Speaker 8: My son is desperate to go, right, Okay.
Speaker 3: How many tickets she got to?
Speaker 10: You're gonna have to make some hard decisions in regards
Speaker 10: to the family.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 7: Me and my daughter are a port and my husband
Speaker 7: and my son are crows.
Speaker 2: That's going to be difficult.
Speaker 4: See, that's an interesting dynamic. How did that come to be?
Speaker 2: Well, my mum goes to Port, so that's how my
Speaker 2: daughter got into that, right, and then my husband likes
Speaker 2: to upset the family, so he's crows and my son went.
Speaker 3: Along with that.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Wow, Goda love love a husband who's not into
Speaker 2: family unity, A real spanner and the works here.
Speaker 10: Congratulations you're heading to the showdow.
Speaker 4: Yes, pending.
Speaker 3: The com Sorry, yes.
Speaker 1: And I feel like I'm speaking on behalf of Port supporters.
Speaker 1: But do you kind of look kind of rosy like
Speaker 1: your own son? A little bit there too, Karen.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, she absolutely does not.
Speaker 4: Congratulations, well done, enjoy very good start.
Speaker 1: More tickets tomorrow, more tomorrow, the last tickets and down,
Speaker 1: wouldn't it?
Speaker 4: We are edging close to Friday?
Speaker 3: You know what that means?
Speaker 2: Eight o'clock Battle of the Bangers reveal which song do
Speaker 2: you want to hear this week?
Speaker 3: This one's a no brainer for me.
Speaker 4: Actually, you're right. I agree. Just set out so I'm
Speaker 4: going with it.
Speaker 1: Numb, yeah, heavy, yeah, so I'm going a little It's fine,
Speaker 1: a little bit jay z in there as well.
Speaker 4: It's an absolute banger.
Speaker 3: You've gone.
Speaker 4: You've got a little bit of old school yeah, okay,
Speaker 4: bit of fuel.
Speaker 3: Shimmer, yeah, if you don't mind how the vote's.
Speaker 4: Going there, man, we've got some sort of percentage as well. No,
Speaker 4: I've got a bit of an early leave. That's okay.
Speaker 4: I always get an early lead. Yeah, and then he
Speaker 4: seemed to claw you way back into the people.
Speaker 3: Just come to their senses, that's all.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you usually perform in the premiership quarter that it's
Speaker 4: a third quarter morning, guys.
Speaker 10: You sixty five to thirty five, that's all I'll say.
Speaker 4: Okay, so you won't say who Nope, sixty five to
Speaker 4: thirty five. That's a percentage.
Speaker 1: Take it?
Speaker 3: Hey you will?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 5: What about the other page?
Speaker 3: What other page?
Speaker 5: Well, there's Jodie and Hazy and then there's also an
Speaker 5: over Numb one.
Speaker 4: Night secret votes going down to the water right. Good
Speaker 4: stuff about the banger is tomorrow morning eight o'clock fits.
Speaker 2: He's going to join us as well, Tommy do day
Speaker 2: in the house and of course the last showdown tickets
Speaker 2: in town. Hey, look, we've had some technical difficulties this morning,
Speaker 2: so you, my friend, have earned a little rest.
Speaker 1: And what about right now just to take you one
Speaker 1: the scenes, Like half of my headphones have just bloked
Speaker 1: out as well, Like, are you serious? Just to sort
Speaker 1: of just to ticket over the edge some real test?
Speaker 3: Is the last kick in the guts for you?
Speaker 1: Last little kick in the guts. I'm gonna go jump
Speaker 1: in an ice path, I reckon. That might calm me down.
Speaker 4: See your friends have a good Thursday. This is Jody
Speaker 4: and Hazy on over