Speaker 1: Jason on Nomber one hundred.
Speaker 2: Well, good morning everybody, Welcome to your Wednesday.
Speaker 3: Good morning Melbourne, Happy Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Feeling you're sick yesterday?
Speaker 2: Get there.
Speaker 1: So you've got the man flu, but you did the test.
Speaker 3: You don't have because COVID, COVID all these people with COVID,
Speaker 3: COVID back.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not what it used about anything.
Speaker 2: Influenza A and influenza B.
Speaker 1: You don't have any of those.
Speaker 2: Serious, don't have any of those because manfully got me bad.
Speaker 1: How much did you winjuret home yesterday?
Speaker 2: I just stayed in bed, just stayed in. Do you
Speaker 2: know what I ate? Well?
Speaker 1: I heard you were out getting ice cream at one point.
Speaker 2: I was not out getting ice cream.
Speaker 1: That's what I was telling you.
Speaker 2: Tell us I a peas and mint sauce. Thought of you? Wow?
Speaker 1: Just did you have me with?
Speaker 2: No? Just a bowl of peace?
Speaker 4: You are a strange character.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 1: For what time of day?
Speaker 2: That was maybe ten am and then I had to
Speaker 2: get at two. When you're sick, you just feel like
Speaker 2: veggies or something.
Speaker 1: Well, no, I would have a soup.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know soup freaks me.
Speaker 1: What did you boil peas, or do you have frozen peas?
Speaker 2: Frozen peas and boiled them and then.
Speaker 1: We're just with minta at ten a. M No, that's
Speaker 1: not that's not a normal thing to have.
Speaker 3: I mean I copped it when you wanted to have
Speaker 3: a fur at nine am the other day.
Speaker 1: I mean that's I love bone broth in the morning.
Speaker 3: Just frozen peas as I eat this meal, or you
Speaker 3: would have them with a roast.
Speaker 4: I would have them as a side, you know, why not?
Speaker 2: But why do sides have to be?
Speaker 4: What color? Did you use a spoon?
Speaker 2: I want a spoon? He did?
Speaker 1: Did you pretend you what you were eating?
Speaker 3: Soup?
Speaker 1: Why didn't you have soup?
Speaker 2: Because I don't like so the texture freaks me out.
Speaker 1: So it was sort of just slimy peas. I went
Speaker 1: slimy minstrels makes them slimy?
Speaker 3: Come on, the text is even weirder.
Speaker 2: Moist peas?
Speaker 1: Did you swallow them whole? Did to chew them? Did
Speaker 1: you have them throw a straw?
Speaker 2: Do you want me to make some? I'll bring him in.
Speaker 1: No, thank you very much for the kind offer.
Speaker 4: Look, it is a bit strange, you must admit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know, when you're sick.
Speaker 4: Whatever makes you feel good, Thank you, thank you, and
Speaker 4: do you feel a bit better?
Speaker 2: I reckon it was the peace.
Speaker 1: Nah, I don't know about that. What about like a
Speaker 1: pean ham soup?
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, I'm not great on ham either.
Speaker 3: But what about like a chunky vegetable soup where it's
Speaker 3: not blended.
Speaker 2: I've just never had soup, but you have full all
Speaker 2: the time. Yeah, that's not a soup.
Speaker 1: You basically have that is exactly what that is.
Speaker 2: It's now that's chicken in a little swimming pool of.
Speaker 4: Chicken soup mid soup. Last night that's.
Speaker 2: Still on this Hey, can I talk? Was it seventeen
Speaker 2: million dollars? That was one last seventy mil.
Speaker 1: Oh was that last night?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Victorian go off? It went off. The jackpot has
Speaker 4: gone off. There on the hunt for the lucky winner
Speaker 4: somewhere in Australia at the moment.
Speaker 1: So they don't know what state.
Speaker 2: You got akym in the car.
Speaker 1: They don't know what state.
Speaker 4: No, they haven't declared it.
Speaker 1: Do you know it was a physical ticket or on
Speaker 1: the internet.
Speaker 4: I don't know yet.
Speaker 1: Okay, if you're waking up and you bought a ticket,
Speaker 1: check it.
Speaker 2: My sisters and I are part of a little syndicate
Speaker 2: together on os Loto, and I wake up this morning
Speaker 2: and I saw that one of the sisters, the urban
Speaker 2: one Latisha, had put down or not the bet, but
Speaker 2: put the ticket in. I hadn't transferred my money.
Speaker 1: If you want, ye, No, you got to transfer before
Speaker 1: the day.
Speaker 2: Well this is should I transfer now? In case where you.
Speaker 3: Should any Well, no, you should transfer anyway, even if
Speaker 3: you've lost. Otherwise you'll never been back in the syndicate.
Speaker 3: But I think if you've won, it's too late.
Speaker 2: Bright, No, No, but we don't know.
Speaker 4: If you've won, it's going to current affair. It's oh,
Speaker 4: that will resolve it.
Speaker 3: I don't think the ruling will be you didn't pay,
Speaker 3: You didn't, you're out.
Speaker 2: We'll hang up. Let's not jump to your that's how works.
Speaker 2: We don't know that we do.
Speaker 1: I've seen it.
Speaker 2: Something nice with the You wouldn't.
Speaker 4: Have a contract. Is there a contract in place?
Speaker 2: As text messages?
Speaker 4: That's almost enough.
Speaker 3: I don't think if you've paid for it, though, Well,
Speaker 3: we don't know where's Tracy, She busy grim sure on
Speaker 3: the phone, she'll tell us.
Speaker 2: Okay, I think it's Laylor these days isn't it.
Speaker 1: But Tracy's the.
Speaker 2: O grads with your neighbors fancy Tracy is the one
Speaker 2: that imagine being Tracy's neighbor, Tracy's answering machine.
Speaker 3: I did my U ten work experience in the Current
Speaker 3: Affair office and nice to have to listen to the
Speaker 3: answering machine messages that people had left and the people
Speaker 3: they'd be like, Hi, Current Affair, it's Jenny, and I'm
Speaker 3: about to cut down my neighbor's fence.
Speaker 5: You better call me back.
Speaker 3: And I'd be like, what do I do with that?
Speaker 3: And they're like, I'll just delete it, go to the
Speaker 3: next one.
Speaker 1: If there's anything new every day, that's what.
Speaker 2: Katy Perry, Hot and cold morning everyone. Thanks to Shelbady Express.
Speaker 2: You're on the air with Ason Lauren Clinty as well.
Speaker 1: It's cold, it's going.
Speaker 2: To be a cold couple of days.
Speaker 1: Well, it's a long weekend coming up.
Speaker 3: That's a little that'll put a little spark in this
Speaker 3: step if you've forgot a little sparking stept about bringing step,
Speaker 3: bouncing step if you've forgotten. But it is going to
Speaker 3: be a cold King's Birthday and a cold long weekend
Speaker 3: that the whole country doesn't have King's birth down Sunday.
Speaker 4: No, you get to choose when the king has his birthday.
Speaker 3: Victoria in New South Wales Queensland are separate and.
Speaker 2: Last week and they were like, it's King's birthday here today.
Speaker 1: Today, it was last week. Why isn't there just a
Speaker 1: universal But he's.
Speaker 4: Actually is in like September or something.
Speaker 2: It's far far away from he's really dragging out.
Speaker 3: Didn't they do it on the King's birthday or on
Speaker 3: the Queen's birthday?
Speaker 4: But I don't know, seems stretch.
Speaker 3: Is it always on a long weekend? Always a Monday, Yes,
Speaker 3: it's like Wednesday. Yeah, anyway, it's going to be chilly
Speaker 3: for the King's birthday.
Speaker 2: What's weather like tomorrow night?
Speaker 3: I think actually tomorrow is the only dry day in
Speaker 3: the next few days.
Speaker 6: No rain Tomorrow Old Fourteenday night wedding.
Speaker 4: Yes, and it's a travel Inglewood, Inglewood. This is the
Speaker 4: swimming Inglewood's up north.
Speaker 1: What it's his kids swimming teacher.
Speaker 2: He's saying, this kid, she's like a family friend.
Speaker 3: And given that he doesn't leave the house for anybody,
Speaker 3: you must really like the swimming.
Speaker 4: Are you banking free swimming lessons.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, she doesn't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, getting a discount charging her to host the wedding.
Speaker 2: Absolutely not. She doesn't teach swimming to the kids anymore.
Speaker 4: It's a lot nicer when you had a day off,
Speaker 4: Wasn't it really just feel attacked?
Speaker 1: I lost a day of ribbing him though, So we'll
Speaker 1: go doubly.
Speaker 2: Oh good. But yeah, she doesn't teach kids anymore. But
Speaker 2: we just got to know the family.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so are you not giving her a gift? Because
Speaker 3: your gifte.
Speaker 2: We'll give a gift. There's a little wishing.
Speaker 1: Well, are you going to give us a gift? A
Speaker 1: rash kickboard.
Speaker 2: One of those foam tubes, different colors?
Speaker 1: The horsey? Are they called a horsey?
Speaker 2: Don't know. I caught up with her and her fiance
Speaker 2: on the weekend to run through the details.
Speaker 1: What are their names? What are the happy couple's names?
Speaker 2: Zoe and Ned?
Speaker 1: Zoe and Ned strong names neds.
Speaker 2: I've only got to know a couple of times. Ned's
Speaker 2: family is a little bit safer I've.
Speaker 3: Been, I know, but it's hard to mc when you
Speaker 3: don't know both of the family.
Speaker 2: Well, that's why I want to catch up with them.
Speaker 2: We got to know their story. I said, how'd you
Speaker 2: guys meet.
Speaker 1: But the MC or the celebrant?
Speaker 2: No, the MC in the pool, I'd burn up. No,
Speaker 2: they met online.
Speaker 1: Are they wearing speedos?
Speaker 2: No, we're not wearing swimmers like apart from.
Speaker 1: Is it a swimming theme? Twitting the wedding to the
Speaker 1: pool obviously? Are the kids invited?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, but you met her through the kids?
Speaker 2: I know, but I don't want them cry and think
Speaker 2: it'll be swimming lessons. They're not going.
Speaker 4: It's kid for a swimming teacher to Ned is not busy.
Speaker 3: He's not a swimming teat he making any swimming gags.
Speaker 3: What's your opening line at the wedding?
Speaker 2: Even think about swimming game?
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, we are drowning, enjoying, No, not drowning, head
Speaker 7: above the water.
Speaker 2: I went home last week and I said to Lauren,
Speaker 2: gave me the suggestion, Remember you saw that viral.
Speaker 1: Is another one.
Speaker 3: There's another one where the bride is singing to her
Speaker 3: maid of honor, which is her sister.
Speaker 1: You are going to scream.
Speaker 3: When I sent it to my best friend last night
Speaker 3: and I was like, do you want me to do
Speaker 3: this to you at my wedding oh, she's also you
Speaker 3: should put something into something because the.
Speaker 2: Video you showed me was a bridesmaid singing adele to
Speaker 2: the bride, and I just suggested it to the bride
Speaker 2: on the weekend. Hello from the MC.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, what about a swimming theme song? Is any
Speaker 3: Why don't you just put your scrip a song about swimming?
Speaker 4: Should I just put your script down and go? You
Speaker 4: know what, I don't need a script. I'm just gonna freestyle.
Speaker 1: Good one.
Speaker 3: You should get a cameo message from Arnie Tipmas as well.
Speaker 2: Yes, if everyone I like to look to the screens. Now,
Speaker 2: your fearless leader has some words for you. Should I
Speaker 2: just can't take the suit off and be in a
Speaker 2: rashy and swim It's.
Speaker 4: Good, No, you don't do that.
Speaker 3: The swimming gags are good, but keep your rushing always.
Speaker 3: Are you wearing a boater? What's the dress code?
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna wear a suit.
Speaker 1: What's the dress code?
Speaker 2: Suit and tie?
Speaker 3: I guess well, no, you have to check them. It
Speaker 3: might be black. If it's black tie, go to is
Speaker 3: it outdoors?
Speaker 2: Out door ceremony?
Speaker 1: It's going to be fourteen degrees? What was she thinking?
Speaker 2: I know? And then when moving, you're gonna.
Speaker 1: Wear a fur coat like a fur.
Speaker 2: What like snoop dog like snoop? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: just to be subtle.
Speaker 1: Enough about you, Zoe and ned more about me.
Speaker 2: No, we'll not be wearing a flippers. Stupid question. I'll
Speaker 2: report back on Friday how things go and the it's
Speaker 2: a Thursday night.
Speaker 3: And then you'll come. She's probably got to do swimming
Speaker 3: lessons on Friday Saturday.
Speaker 2: You can't take that off. It's just got a quarter
Speaker 2: past six. Your chance to win a cheeky thousand dollars
Speaker 2: nice and early. Thanks mates, Lego Masters, I'll give you
Speaker 2: a chance to play the Lego Drop coming out next
Speaker 2: here on over right across Melbourne. This is over one hundred.
Speaker 2: You're on the air with Jace Lauren, just going twenty
Speaker 2: three past six. She's going to be a cold one
Speaker 2: for the next few days. I was going to bring
Speaker 2: some Lego into Hide and Seek when we go. Okay,
Speaker 2: I think we need activity.
Speaker 4: Whatever stimulate stimulates.
Speaker 2: You are your puzzle guy.
Speaker 1: No, okay, I quite like puzzles.
Speaker 2: Board games. She'll bring some ball games, scrabble.
Speaker 4: I don't mind the Krazzel in the New Idea what's
Speaker 4: across the one with the arrows, the celebrity crazy Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's.
Speaker 2: A good one.
Speaker 1: Cross.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It meets a puzzle.
Speaker 2: Exactly hiding in nineteen eighty six.
Speaker 1: The other one where all the numbers are in the square.
Speaker 4: A number. I like it.
Speaker 1: It goes to nine.
Speaker 2: Anyway, we'll get to that in the second first though book,
Speaker 2: the book A thousand dollars, Lego drop a thousand dollars
Speaker 2: if you can work out how many bricks we are
Speaker 2: dropping this morning?
Speaker 1: All right, Clint has the Lego bricks in his hands.
Speaker 3: He's shaking them up and he's going to drop them
Speaker 3: on the desk and then Melbourne. It is up to
Speaker 3: you to guess how many bricks he has dropped. Clint,
Speaker 3: give him a shake.
Speaker 2: Okay, on the desk in front of you. Here we go.
Speaker 2: Your hands look full, okay, okay, you ready?
Speaker 1: Oh all right, let's go to Meggie Morigle. Good morning, Hello,
Speaker 1: hello Meg.
Speaker 2: There was a fear there. What are we locking in
Speaker 2: for A thousand dollars? How many Lego bricks?
Speaker 4: A seven?
Speaker 3: H Sorry, Hi, this is a game of higher or
Speaker 3: lower Melbourne Hayden in Vermont, have a guess how many
Speaker 3: lego bricks.
Speaker 1: Do you think Clint are dropped?
Speaker 8: I'll go fifteen?
Speaker 1: Ooh higher, Hayden, not too bad?
Speaker 2: Do you want to hear him again?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: They've gone all over the floor, They've gone everywhere. There's
Speaker 3: at least six on the floor on your hands and knees. Dan,
Speaker 3: you go higher than fifteen? Meghan and Croyden, Good.
Speaker 1: Morning, here we go, Megan, are you Meghan or Meghan?
Speaker 2: Me Meybie megsie For thousand dollars? How many bricks did
Speaker 2: he drop?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 7: I think it was eighteen higher, Meghan.
Speaker 1: Bella in Bond Beach, good morning.
Speaker 9: I'm going to go when clean?
Speaker 1: Sorry, twenty you got it twenty. That's right.
Speaker 2: Well, congratulations Bella.
Speaker 3: Hey, Bond Beach is a beautiful part of Melbourne, but
Speaker 3: it'll be chilly down there this morning.
Speaker 9: It's like thousand dollars is going towards a new split
Speaker 9: system because I'm currently covered head.
Speaker 1: To toe, okay under my dre and let's put it
Speaker 1: towards a heating bomb. Beach has got a little beach boxes. Gorgeous.
Speaker 2: Oh they got the beach boxes there.
Speaker 1: It's pretty down there.
Speaker 2: Thousand dollars to Bella from Bon beach.
Speaker 4: It is that easy.
Speaker 2: The Lego drop. We do it every single morning. Your
Speaker 2: chance doing a grand every day before six point thirty
Speaker 2: here on Nover. Good morning everyone, it's just going twenty
Speaker 2: five to seven. So the seventeen million dollars a lotto
Speaker 2: winner is in Victoria. Yeah, it's one of us.
Speaker 1: It was an online ticket Melbourne.
Speaker 3: If you're waking up and you bought an Osloto ticket online,
Speaker 3: it could be you.
Speaker 1: They haven't found the winning yet.
Speaker 2: See, I'm terrible.
Speaker 1: Surely when it's online they know exactly what is it.
Speaker 1: Because it's going to get online, you should know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well maybe they're trying to get onto them. If
Speaker 3: you're getting miscalls from private numbers guys.
Speaker 2: So you know what. It always worries me because I'm
Speaker 2: shocking it. Check my email and every day it's two
Speaker 2: of us. I will highlight my entire inbox in December
Speaker 2: and delete all whoa see people like you get anxiety?
Speaker 1: Well me too.
Speaker 3: But what about when you want to contact do you like, hey,
Speaker 3: what was that thing that came through?
Speaker 2: I just think if it's really important, they'll find me.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, it's not about them getting in touch
Speaker 3: with you. Do you want something and you're like, oh,
Speaker 3: hang on, I remember that person.
Speaker 2: Let me say I live in fear that one day
Speaker 2: like powerball or ring and be like, we sent you
Speaker 2: an email who won fifteen million ten years ago?
Speaker 1: Do you do you do you play the lottery games online?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I'm an app boy.
Speaker 3: Well then you just go on would surely blot with
Speaker 3: some kind of confetti situation. Yeah, it didn't have confetti
Speaker 3: like that that text message thing.
Speaker 2: In a text message, I don't like to say.
Speaker 4: You delete your emails once a year? Is that what
Speaker 4: you're saying?
Speaker 2: What's what's wrong?
Speaker 1: Someone's phone ringing in here?
Speaker 2: It's mine? Sorry, just get a brilliant, brilliant year.
Speaker 1: Hello, why is your phone on loud?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Are you joking?
Speaker 2: No? That was that one of the producers.
Speaker 4: No, you could just hear the phone.
Speaker 1: He was getting a call from a private on. Someone's
Speaker 1: pranking you guys.
Speaker 2: I think one of these guys, Ronnie. Was he you
Speaker 2: doing a bit of humor? Hit the button?
Speaker 4: Humor?
Speaker 1: Although, why was your phone on loud in the studio
Speaker 1: in television? Your phone rings?
Speaker 5: You?
Speaker 4: I was Slas Hawkins. You've won thirteen dollars? Oh, good,
Speaker 4: congratulations you yet.
Speaker 2: No, it's a good point.
Speaker 1: It's your sister.
Speaker 2: Rembrands from the TV show Friends, Good morning, this is
Speaker 2: over one hundred. You're on the air with Jason. We
Speaker 2: do TV theme.
Speaker 1: Day where we do all the songs.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but a lot of TV theme songs are just that,
Speaker 3: they're not actual song.
Speaker 2: I remember this one right now, Demo Our Vintage and
Speaker 2: Wolf Party five, Yes you want.
Speaker 1: Like I want to live? Party of five?
Speaker 2: Remember that Nive Campbell? Yeah, Tomato tomato, yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that was a good show.
Speaker 1: Party five.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna start doing a list.
Speaker 4: Did they They were a family that lived together because
Speaker 4: the parents died in some sort of car accident. Shocking.
Speaker 1: I love to as well.
Speaker 3: I also loved there was a good theme song on
Speaker 3: what was the one with the Olsen Twins full House?
Speaker 1: There on the roll.
Speaker 4: That was step by Step. Full House was.
Speaker 2: Everywhere you Go?
Speaker 4: Step by step was step by step?
Speaker 1: Which one was on the roller Coaster.
Speaker 4: Step by Step?
Speaker 3: Yeah, aff them together? That was similarly Years, which one
Speaker 3: was the Eulsen Twins in.
Speaker 2: Uncle Uncle, Well, good morning everybody, and it's just gone
Speaker 2: eight past seven. Hey, this is always you. You always
Speaker 2: do this to me, and I always get excited. Long
Speaker 2: weekend coming up.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: I told you this morning, but when you tell someone
Speaker 3: and they're forgotten, you're just grown inch tall.
Speaker 2: You really do.
Speaker 1: It's going to be absolutely freezing.
Speaker 3: It's a good long weekend to either go to the
Speaker 3: footy and support the big freeze or to stay in
Speaker 3: and sit on fire.
Speaker 4: I've got two days off in a row.
Speaker 1: What what days have you got off?
Speaker 4: Sunday?
Speaker 1: Why Sunday?
Speaker 4: I've got my nephew's christening? Is that this little Leo's christening?
Speaker 4: So I'm taking the day off weekend today and then
Speaker 4: on Monday, I've taken the day off as well. Quick
Speaker 4: you deserve that.
Speaker 3: The devil worked hard, but Clintons down away works harder.
Speaker 1: You deserve two days.
Speaker 2: Afo's that public house. I'd like to buy shares in
Speaker 2: the company for this weekend.
Speaker 4: It's all about electric to come over for surday.
Speaker 1: What are you going to do Saturday night? You don't
Speaker 1: want to come over for dinner?
Speaker 4: You don't pull That's the problem. I always ruin it
Speaker 4: because I get blind.
Speaker 2: Will you were going to the circles?
Speaker 3: Said to me last night. Yeah, I love having cleaned
Speaker 3: over for dinner on a Thursday night. Do you think
Speaker 3: we should just have a standard seating at our house
Speaker 3: for Clint on a Thursday night.
Speaker 1: Yes, we should every Thursday night tomorrow night.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm there. I feel so on it.
Speaker 1: I really enjoys it to do.
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 2: Last time you had a couple of days off in
Speaker 2: a row and I ended up at the circus. That
Speaker 2: wasn't the almost circus at corel Field was.
Speaker 4: Not the circus, just at nightclub circus in real there's
Speaker 4: no trapeze that well.
Speaker 1: There's people thinking they can trapeze. I try it.
Speaker 2: Guys are big phraezers. On this weekend at the G
Speaker 2: Radio Royalty, Matt Tilley is the CEO.
Speaker 1: Who is the reason I wanted to get into radio.
Speaker 1: Really now he's doing great things.
Speaker 2: Did you got your call with him back in the day.
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 2: Lucky you're not canceled Matt Tilly.
Speaker 1: It's pretty funny.
Speaker 4: Actually he's on the air with this.
Speaker 2: He is in this morning just after seven point thirty.
Speaker 2: This lady has touched down in Australia. Katy Perry and
Speaker 2: firework on nov Welcome back to Australia, Katy Perry. That
Speaker 2: is a firework. She has touched in the country.
Speaker 1: Did she come on a spaceship.
Speaker 2: She arrived on spaceship, sit down lays Saturday nights here
Speaker 2: in Melbourne.
Speaker 4: Coming from the Katie Mega Mix, that.
Speaker 2: Great patience, he said.
Speaker 1: All their songs merged together like.
Speaker 4: A like a Grease Mega mix.
Speaker 1: Not a melody, No, not a melody, A medley.
Speaker 2: No, a mega mix.
Speaker 1: That's what it's the difference between a megamix and a medley.
Speaker 2: We will find out after eight. It's Jason Lauren. We
Speaker 2: are doing it thanks to she already express this morning.
Speaker 1: Guys.
Speaker 3: I'm too old to be on TikTok, but there's a
Speaker 3: TikTok tree that I cannot get out of my head. Clint,
Speaker 3: I was sending it to you all day yesterday, and
Speaker 3: I showed Paul and he was like, it's just not
Speaker 3: that funny, and then all night he was singing it.
Speaker 3: So I don't know if if it's from a musical
Speaker 3: called Death Becomes Her and there's this song.
Speaker 2: But the movie a movie as well. Yes, it's got
Speaker 2: Golly horning Ith.
Speaker 3: Who might know this then, so it's from that, But
Speaker 3: people are putting it on TikTok with like a caption
Speaker 3: over it about something terribly rude that's happened to this.
Speaker 1: So this is this is the song.
Speaker 5: That was rude. That was pretty pretty rude.
Speaker 1: There swear word in there.
Speaker 3: You've gone And I wish I knew it yesterday, Clint,
Speaker 3: because we had one of my favorite calls we've ever
Speaker 3: had all the show calling yesterday.
Speaker 4: Yes she was.
Speaker 1: Eighty Good morning DA. If you're listening.
Speaker 4: Morning day, she'll be listening. She'll be she'll be two
Speaker 4: wines deep.
Speaker 3: And we spoke to yesterday and you said something that
Speaker 3: was rude. It was very very rude. Let's get her
Speaker 3: up having this, Dee, what's your beverage of choice?
Speaker 9: I would look I really like a glass.
Speaker 10: I found like.
Speaker 4: You're saying you're a fight attendant. Yeah I was. Who
Speaker 4: did you fly with the right brothers or.
Speaker 11: Clint d D give him a serf?
Speaker 1: Say how rude?
Speaker 5: That was rude?
Speaker 1: Yes, Clint, that was very pretty rude.
Speaker 3: I love it all right, Melbourne, Sorry you beautiful human.
Speaker 3: I want to know what rude things happened to you?
Speaker 3: Gen z out there.
Speaker 1: Did you have something happened to you this week? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so our housemate pulled out.
Speaker 4: That was real.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, you just you just try again.
Speaker 1: Tell the story again. You rented a house, so we've
Speaker 1: got a rental and our housemate pulled out.
Speaker 2: That was see we've got the music.
Speaker 5: That's how we get pretty pretty rude.
Speaker 2: Remember when Ned Bruckman came in and he bought merch
Speaker 2: for Ned's milk. He gave me a double XL jump.
Speaker 5: That was rude.
Speaker 2: I meant to be honest. It does fit.
Speaker 4: It's based on assumptions, and the assumption was right to relax.
Speaker 3: Well, I got asked if I want to do ads
Speaker 3: for a weight loss drug. You know how I feel
Speaker 3: about that?
Speaker 5: That was rude.
Speaker 2: Well, actually that's wrong because you said that's you were like,
Speaker 2: this is perfect, that's the best fit ever.
Speaker 1: Melbourne call Us on thirteen, twenty fourteen.
Speaker 3: If something happened to you as someone said something to
Speaker 3: you that was rude, that was rude.
Speaker 2: In return, I got two hundred dollar Cogon vouchers up
Speaker 2: and grabs cogin dot com. How you get what you
Speaker 2: want for less? Now? That is clicking awesome. Thirty Not
Speaker 2: really no, no, bloody that advertising came bat It's spot off,
Speaker 2: that's what you said. Thirty twenty fourteen. What if someone
Speaker 2: said to you that was rude. Good morning Nowburn twenty
Speaker 2: six past seven already a royalty Matt Tillian after seven
Speaker 2: thirty love him to talk about one of the biggest
Speaker 2: events on the Melbourne calendar, which is coming up this weekend.
Speaker 2: You are listening to Jason Lauren Clint here too, and
Speaker 2: we're doing a thanks to Shell ready express it nov and.
Speaker 3: I'm getting caught up in a TikTok trend. It's that
Speaker 3: little song from Death Becomes Her which is all over
Speaker 3: TikTok remain.
Speaker 4: You know about how dare you.
Speaker 5: That was rude? That was pretty pretty rude?
Speaker 3: On thirteen twenty four ten Melbourne, we're asking has someone
Speaker 3: done something or said something rude to you? Get it
Speaker 3: off your chest now and we'll help you with that.
Speaker 3: Was here we go Nap from Ringwood's Good Morning.
Speaker 10: Good morning guys.
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 10: Well, I was walking down to the letterbox and my
Speaker 10: neighbor walked past and said, oh my gosh, congratulations.
Speaker 1: I said.
Speaker 5: That it was rude.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no.
Speaker 5: No, pretty pretty.
Speaker 1: Jase, You've got a rule.
Speaker 2: With this, Yes, unless there's a limb hanging out, you
Speaker 2: don't say it. Unless you see like a little hand
Speaker 2: or a leg or something. You do not say it's worse.
Speaker 4: It's even worse if someone touches the stomach.
Speaker 3: Someone came up to me and function the other night
Speaker 3: and said, have you got any babies in there yet?
Speaker 5: That was rute? That was pretty pretty.
Speaker 1: And say are you pregnant? She said, if you get
Speaker 1: any any in there yet?
Speaker 2: Was good luck. They'll never find where you hit that body.
Speaker 3: Wi Taylor and Karen Down's good morning, morning guys. How
Speaker 3: I did something happen to you?
Speaker 10: Yeah, so obviously it was a sad night for the Hawks.
Speaker 9: On Friday, we went to the footy, had a pretty
Speaker 9: big one.
Speaker 1: Wasn't looking as fresh as I.
Speaker 9: Normally do on a Saturday morning ready for netball, and
Speaker 9: I rocked up and one of the girls looked at
Speaker 9: me and said, wow, you look like ship.
Speaker 5: That was rude, I mean straight up going pretty pretty rude.
Speaker 4: I mean pretty rude.
Speaker 7: Was it?
Speaker 1: Was it rude? But fair? Taylor?
Speaker 4: What was that?
Speaker 2: Was it?
Speaker 1: Rude? Bit fair?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Rina in Noble Park, you're at the doctor and something happened.
Speaker 9: Yeah. The other day I was just the doctors and
Speaker 9: the woman turned around said can I help you sir?
Speaker 9: And I've gone, Oh my god, I just had my
Speaker 9: hair cut two weeks together. Was pixie style, and she's
Speaker 9: calling me a man, and I'm like.
Speaker 5: Rude, that was pretty pretty pixie cut.
Speaker 1: Did you dirty?
Speaker 7: Na?
Speaker 1: I know, I know rude. I wish you just sung
Speaker 1: that song to them, all right, Emma, and were wrap
Speaker 1: it up for is what happened to you?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Morning?
Speaker 10: So one day I was just kind of innocently the
Speaker 10: book count came a drink and couple comes behind me
Speaker 10: and the guy just a schil friend. Remember when you said.
Speaker 12: Look at her.
Speaker 3: I didn't hear any of that, Emma. You know what
Speaker 3: I say about that phone connection?
Speaker 5: That was rude. That was pretty pretty rude.
Speaker 2: You know how we feel about speaker home.
Speaker 3: Oh No, that's a shocker calling someone sir because they've
Speaker 3: got a picture.
Speaker 2: We should have finished on the bloke's just gone seven, Emma,
Speaker 2: coming up with you your underwork, Latest in news, and
Speaker 2: then five thousand bucks on the way and Matt Tilley
Speaker 2: joined us. NeXT's Hello to our next guest.
Speaker 13: Our next guest has had a very impressive entertainment career.
Speaker 7: He's done radio, he's done television, He's released two Arian
Speaker 7: nominated albums.
Speaker 14: Wait, really, sometimes it pays to simply just be annoying.
Speaker 2: The only thing.
Speaker 4: More impressive is perhaps the greatest charity work he's been
Speaker 4: doing with Fight MND.
Speaker 6: Please welcome to the shows, Matty, Good morning.
Speaker 14: Rodeo has come a long way, like a fully produced intro.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we don't around, but still getting.
Speaker 1: The facts wrong like we used to, did we? What
Speaker 1: did we get wrong?
Speaker 4: Four albums? Not two?
Speaker 2: And then Alex.
Speaker 14: Because I know a lot of it will come up Wikipedia,
Speaker 14: which also has the wrong place for where I was conceived.
Speaker 1: Oh Wikipedia, anyone can make things up. I think seven years.
Speaker 14: Anyone can edit it. But I do know that someone
Speaker 14: famous got caught editing their own They development and I
Speaker 14: can't tell you.
Speaker 3: You can tell half the story, yeah, commentator Brian Taylor,
Speaker 3: Bruce mcave.
Speaker 14: I want to talk about other things.
Speaker 2: We'll get to that now.
Speaker 3: Many people, I mean you are now the CEO of
Speaker 3: Fight MND, but many people will remember you if they're
Speaker 3: in the cars and they're just hearing your voice, will
Speaker 3: remember you from your radio days.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 14: Possibly How many years so old are they've still got
Speaker 14: their license?
Speaker 1: Years? Did you do?
Speaker 2: Brecky twenty five six?
Speaker 13: Wow?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because Matt Tilly was a reason I wanted to
Speaker 3: get into radio, because we did do at a time
Speaker 3: when Matt was doing the Matt.
Speaker 1: And Joe Show.
Speaker 3: Joe was off I think for a week and I
Speaker 3: was maybe twenty, and I filled it.
Speaker 4: Did you how did you go? Or how did you?
Speaker 14: She was brilliant and can I say backed up on
Speaker 14: the Tuesday after the brownlight?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she would have been a treat to work with. That.
Speaker 1: Well, I'd a walk of shame doown Clarendon St.
Speaker 3: It was actually a walk of shame, I think because
Speaker 3: I'd worn this really expensive necklace the brown Load, just
Speaker 3: like three hundred thousand dollars, and I've had a few
Speaker 3: too many champagne the night before and we couldn't get
Speaker 3: it off, so like to turn up to the.
Speaker 14: Radio show and like just hung our headphones off it.
Speaker 2: Dims.
Speaker 4: Was that in this building as well? Yeah? Yeah, you
Speaker 4: spent many years in this building. If only the walls
Speaker 4: could talk.
Speaker 2: We always say everything was recorded. We always wonder if
Speaker 2: we'll be hanging out together in ten years. Do you
Speaker 2: still hang out with the old co hosts?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 4: We text?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we groups. Yeah, I do like WhatsApp groups. Hey,
Speaker 1: good old taste.
Speaker 2: Let's talk the Big Freeze coming up this weekend, most
Speaker 2: important day on the Melbourne calendar.
Speaker 4: I reckon, are you enjoying your work with and yeah?
Speaker 14: Loving it like getting it go to the footy and
Speaker 14: getting a free beanie like you know, I know you
Speaker 14: guys get concert tickets and stuff. That's my jam and
Speaker 14: sausages in bread with Bunnings beanie.
Speaker 2: There.
Speaker 3: I was down at Bunnings with you the other day
Speaker 3: doing a In fact, Jason, you popped down to and
Speaker 3: said hello. Now, the Big Freeze is a massive event
Speaker 3: on the on to hear in Melbourne. In fact, I
Speaker 3: would say it's one of the iconic footy games of
Speaker 3: the year. You've got the big Slide. Who have we
Speaker 3: got going down at so far?
Speaker 14: Iconic Australians is the theme and they all some could
Speaker 14: go as themselves Mark Taylor. So there's a bit of
Speaker 14: sporty stuff down the slide.
Speaker 1: You should be going down the slide.
Speaker 4: I've been iced a bit in the last week. I
Speaker 4: got to say I went down.
Speaker 14: I went down a slide in a gold Coast yesterday.
Speaker 2: We're not regional.
Speaker 14: I went down a slide ahead of mac Andrew on
Speaker 14: the Gold Coast yesterday.
Speaker 4: Man, he's a ruckman for the Suns.
Speaker 14: And he was wearing just hot pink speedos of Heritage.
Speaker 14: Look magnificent. I've never felt more middle aged and white
Speaker 14: and flappy in my life.
Speaker 1: Did you wear hot pink speeder?
Speaker 2: I did not.
Speaker 4: Well, Hey, Matt, it's one thing to to sort of
Speaker 4: look outside in at a charity like fight m and d.
Speaker 4: What's it like to immerse yourself in it? Because the
Speaker 4: Dana her family, we've had Jan on the pro, We've
Speaker 4: had you know, the girls and Ben as well. You know, what,
Speaker 4: what is it like being inside? Because they are truly
Speaker 4: I mean inspirational is a little bit cliche, but they are.
Speaker 14: It started around a kitchen table, right and literally it
Speaker 14: is like this this couple of weeks, Jan's getting dinner ready,
Speaker 14: like she is just a dynamo. She's in there first,
Speaker 14: she's out there last, she's on the phone. She's like,
Speaker 14: run down the street, grab me ten more pieces of socks.
Speaker 14: Like it's fabulous. That's a really great energy to be around.
Speaker 14: But we also have like a team of seven scientists.
Speaker 14: We're speaking to the top researchers around the world. Assessing
Speaker 14: their grants, seeing you know how many millions we're going
Speaker 14: to give to this particular research project. And then we
Speaker 14: often deal with people who have M and D who
Speaker 14: aren't in the same situation as Neil. The average life
Speaker 14: expectance is just twenty seven months.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 14: They move through our organization quickly, and that's a very emotionally,
Speaker 14: that's quite a big burden to so be. You get
Speaker 14: to know people, you know them really well, and then
Speaker 14: you realize we're going to lose them.
Speaker 1: That's so sad. How long ago was Neil diagnosed.
Speaker 14: Well, eleven years eleven, so here is an absolute outline.
Speaker 2: But as a fighter as well.
Speaker 3: I don't think many people in Australia had heard about
Speaker 3: MND until Neil dnaher. I really put it on the
Speaker 3: map and the people that were familiar with it were
Speaker 3: obviously this is so true.
Speaker 14: Connection to I was chatting, I don't often say this.
Speaker 14: I was chatting to an Oxford professor the other day
Speaker 14: who was out here and he said, all his life
Speaker 14: he's been researching, heating out research for MND, and when
Speaker 14: he goes out to dinner party still and says what
Speaker 14: he does, they're like, oh, mend what's that and he goes,
Speaker 14: I come here and the bloke and the survey knows
Speaker 14: what it is wearing a beanie like the whole city
Speaker 14: and we are now a global epicenter for research and investment.
Speaker 1: Amazing.
Speaker 4: Neil down Her spoke to the Melbourne Boys yesterday. He
Speaker 4: gives them a rev up before King's Birthday every year
Speaker 4: and we covered it on the news last night.
Speaker 13: Here it is, don't wait for a crisis to learn
Speaker 13: that you are more powerful than you think, and never
Speaker 13: underestimate the ripple effect of one small act of courage
Speaker 13: on the field or off it.
Speaker 4: Now in that room, well, what's extra ordinary or more
Speaker 4: extraordinary about that is the technology that let's Kneil speak again,
Speaker 4: find his voice. It's AI technology. How does that work?
Speaker 4: Matt And and you actually can give people M and
Speaker 4: D suffers who lose their voice their voice back to
Speaker 4: an extent.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 14: Eventually people only really have their eyes and their conscience
Speaker 14: to communicate with the world. So what they can do
Speaker 14: now the technology is incredible. If you are diagnosed, now
Speaker 14: you can go and put down fifty phrases their key
Speaker 14: phrases that they have and they will do your whole
Speaker 14: vocabulary and intonation and everything else.
Speaker 1: So you do that yourself early.
Speaker 3: But with Neil well, because he had so many recordings
Speaker 3: of him speaking.
Speaker 14: To Yeah, once we took all the swearing out, it
Speaker 14: limited the recordings.
Speaker 4: Yeah he's a coach.
Speaker 14: Yeah, so it's phenomenal. Yeah, they've just gone and done
Speaker 14: that from media grabs.
Speaker 1: And makes me goosebumps hearing that. I feel like it.
Speaker 2: For their independence to get that back with their pricess.
Speaker 4: Neil wasn't that keen for it, right?
Speaker 14: Probably, I don't want to. I never like to speak
Speaker 14: beyond the family's boundaries. But I think they're comfortable with this.
Speaker 14: But his grandkids want to hear what their grandfather sound
Speaker 14: like rather than a computer voice.
Speaker 2: Isn't that beautiful?
Speaker 4: And he was like, okay, let's do it.
Speaker 2: Can I also say a massive thank you to Neil
Speaker 2: and the team because as someone who looks more like
Speaker 2: a garden gnome and a beanie, this year there's a digital.
Speaker 4: Art big.
Speaker 2: Launched.
Speaker 14: Yes, people with big heads, girls that don't want to
Speaker 14: make up their hair, hot heads.
Speaker 2: You're a hothead.
Speaker 1: Looks like he's going to rob your house. He's going to.
Speaker 14: Look like a cyber criminal, right, in the hoodie. So
Speaker 14: big freeze dot com dot you we grabbed that website, right,
Speaker 14: and you go there and you donate by buying a
Speaker 14: digital beanie. Right, So twenty five bucks sames the other beanie,
Speaker 14: except this one's tax deductible.
Speaker 1: Hello, don't get anything in turn.
Speaker 4: Then you can personalize it.
Speaker 14: So across the band of the beanie, you can put
Speaker 14: your name, your nickname, your brother's, sister's kids names.
Speaker 2: We've got one on the screen. Now you put Jason
Speaker 2: Lauren on the front. Is it true that there was
Speaker 2: a meeting in the back end to ban words that
Speaker 2: you can't put on?
Speaker 14: There are three hundred sixty eight words of shame that
Speaker 14: we have removed from the software.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: So you can try all you like.
Speaker 1: And I was that meeting. Were there a few that
Speaker 1: you were like, let's just sneak that one through anywhere.
Speaker 4: No one would think of that.
Speaker 2: I feel about bringing something up. Don't judge me, but
Speaker 2: I have heard you to use this.
Speaker 14: The plan is to like, we want to fill the
Speaker 14: g by Queen's birthday, so you want to sell one
Speaker 14: hundred thousand of them. It's a little bit like the
Speaker 14: mcgrah test wanting to fill in the ground. But this
Speaker 14: is the whole of Australia and you get some fun
Speaker 14: to put on socials.
Speaker 1: You posted on socials on Big Freeze Day.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you do it today, getting early. They could sell out.
Speaker 4: They can't sell out. It's digital.
Speaker 1: Big free Still take all the money?
Speaker 2: Are you just twenty five bucks? Otherwise you can get
Speaker 2: the beanies, bunning stores, goals, you got it ready Express.
Speaker 3: Hey Matt, congratulations. The campaign seems to get bigger and
Speaker 3: bigger every year.
Speaker 14: Yeah, well that's because more and more people get behind it.
Speaker 14: We can't take all the credit.
Speaker 1: It's awesome.
Speaker 14: It's just a beautiful community moment.
Speaker 3: Well done for everything you and the dinner hers and
Speaker 3: everyone else behind the scenes are doing.
Speaker 2: Matt Tilley join us on the air. Good to be
Speaker 2: back on the air this span.
Speaker 4: Thank you guys.
Speaker 2: Great to see us. No rain for a wedding tomorrow night,
Speaker 2: I've got which is good.
Speaker 3: Shook by you having a Thursday night wedding and then
Speaker 3: turning up to work on Friday morning.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see what state you're in.
Speaker 2: Well, to be fair, I haven't turned up yet.
Speaker 3: Yeah I know, but I'm sure by the thought of it.
Speaker 3: Do you think you'll you got you'll them either wedding.
Speaker 3: You've got to stay in for the long haul on
Speaker 3: Thursday night.
Speaker 2: Well, that's what I was saying when I caught up
Speaker 2: with the country. Is there a big goodbye? We're doing
Speaker 2: an arch or anything, because that means I need to like,
Speaker 2: you know, like you know what people do. Sometimes it's sparklers,
Speaker 2: but there's no sparklers or arch.
Speaker 3: So you've already you've already planned your exit strategy for
Speaker 3: the swimming teacher.
Speaker 4: Maybe whose weddingber are you going to drive?
Speaker 2: I'm going to have a like an uber booked.
Speaker 1: Definitely uber. It's a wedding. Absolutely can't go drive a wedding.
Speaker 4: Inglewood's a long way away.
Speaker 2: Would about an hour and a bit.
Speaker 4: Bendy go, maybe Victoria.
Speaker 3: Hang on, you're going to a wedding in Bendy Go
Speaker 3: on Thursday.
Speaker 4: It's hang on. Let me just excuse me.
Speaker 1: It was this live gurgle Ingle would hang on?
Speaker 4: Stand by?
Speaker 2: Please, it's not Bendygo.
Speaker 1: What could you google it?
Speaker 4: It is?
Speaker 2: Ingle would a state? There you go, it's out that way.
Speaker 4: Yeah, mate, it's past bendygo.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, no, no it's not. He said, Inglewood
Speaker 1: is State.
Speaker 4: Not Inglewood.
Speaker 2: Stand by, No, it's not that far.
Speaker 1: It's near north warnd Inglewood. That it's an hour the town.
Speaker 2: Maybe I'll just you know what comes to bending. I'll
Speaker 2: leave the wedding, I'll sleep at work, I'll do the
Speaker 2: show in the suit.
Speaker 1: Oh, Inglewood, the town is over two hours.
Speaker 4: Eventually, State initially sorry, said.
Speaker 3: Don't accidentally put in GPS. Inglewood and not Inglewood have
Speaker 3: State and missed the wedding.
Speaker 2: Hello, I guess no one here.
Speaker 3: My friend, you know, my friend Elliott, he's done that.
Speaker 3: He was at the It was like a bus. It
Speaker 3: was one of those weddings where it was in I
Speaker 3: think Sorrento, and like the bus was leaving from the
Speaker 3: Sorrento hotel and everyone was just meeting there to go
Speaker 3: to the wedding. But there were two weddings. He just
Speaker 3: got on the wrong bus and turned up and was like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, I don't know a single person at
Speaker 3: this wedding.
Speaker 1: He was on a bus with other guests and he was.
Speaker 3: Sitting in the ceremony and was like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 3: I don't know anyone in the bridal party.
Speaker 1: He ran out and the bus was still there and
Speaker 1: the bus drove him to the other wedding on his
Speaker 1: That's funny. Yeah, it happens.
Speaker 2: Well, hopefully not tomorrow night.
Speaker 3: Check the sign in the front of the bus. Check
Speaker 3: the actually you going in good State, not Englewood.
Speaker 2: Hey guys, I just mentioned before the song there's changes
Speaker 2: coming to schools here in Victoria, Victoria and New South
Speaker 2: Wales actually effected from July twenty one, the first day
Speaker 2: of term three. Victorian Principles will now have the authority
Speaker 2: to suspend or expel students who are court assaulting, bullying,
Speaker 2: or threatening their peers and teachers outside of school hours.
Speaker 1: Oh so it's not just on school ground, No, it's
Speaker 1: on school grounds.
Speaker 2: Of course, I've always had that power. This would probably
Speaker 2: be a bit controversial because some people will be like, oh,
Speaker 2: you know, they're outside of school hours, they shouldn't have
Speaker 2: any powers.
Speaker 4: Immediately. What springs to mind is online bullying, which is just,
Speaker 4: which is just can cause extraordinary emotional distress for young
Speaker 4: people and families.
Speaker 1: Include online, yes, online.
Speaker 2: And they're targeting that as well as in persons. A
Speaker 2: lot of kids go and do sports teams with kids
Speaker 2: that they go to school with. As a parent, I
Speaker 2: think this is amazing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's I mean, it's a step forward, especially in
Speaker 3: the online world, because I imagine for schools that's been
Speaker 3: something that has been difficult to navigate as technology and
Speaker 3: people's online presence as evolved.
Speaker 2: As a parent, you'd bring the school and be like, look,
Speaker 2: you know, timmy's getting bullied. You got to do something,
Speaker 2: and they're like, mate.
Speaker 3: It's but it also, I mean it's another thing that
Speaker 3: and teachers have to worry about. Surely teachers are like,
Speaker 3: once you leave the school grounds, they're the parents' responsibility.
Speaker 2: Well, I guess this is all about the principle now,
Speaker 2: so hopefully they're compensated for that.
Speaker 1: It's tricky, isn't it.
Speaker 2: But if you want the top job.
Speaker 1: The principal, you've got to watch four hundred five hundred kids.
Speaker 1: That's pretty heavy.
Speaker 2: Were you scared of your principal growing it? Yeah, mister Frederickson,
Speaker 2: we had.
Speaker 1: We had mister Dickenson. He was the best.
Speaker 3: And then our whole I think because my school had
Speaker 3: a few different campuses and the principle of the whole thing.
Speaker 1: Her name was doctor Drennan.
Speaker 2: Oh, doctor Drennan sounds She was.
Speaker 3: Actually lovely but the name doctor Drennan sounded really intimidating.
Speaker 2: Lauren got to see my kids ex school principle. I
Speaker 2: loved him.
Speaker 1: I was scared of him. Mister er, mister boll And
Speaker 1: Jerry was telling people off.
Speaker 2: Was at the school production. God Love Lost. She came
Speaker 2: to watch the school production and some parents were taking
Speaker 2: photos and video of.
Speaker 3: The school production, and mister Bolling Jerry was shuffling down
Speaker 3: the roads going no filming allowed. What was mister Bolling
Speaker 3: Jerry so worried about that people were going to post
Speaker 3: their kids.
Speaker 2: On Then they can't sell the video because everyone it's
Speaker 2: all about you got a boy.
Speaker 1: Sub and Jerry was trying to make coin for the
Speaker 1: Catholic school.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well the Catholic school need it, of course to
Speaker 2: buy a new paintment bill.
Speaker 1: How much was the video?
Speaker 2: I was slegally filming my kid with a.
Speaker 1: Phone on the video. Seeing it once you made us
Speaker 1: sit through it more than enough.
Speaker 3: I think we need to have it have it as
Speaker 3: slide man, non core.
Speaker 1: Let's watch it again, dad.
Speaker 2: It is just gone to past state, all right, coming
Speaker 2: up your chance to win five thousand bucks, and then
Speaker 2: we need to talk about what I witness one Clint
Speaker 2: stand Away doing in the car park this morning. It's
Speaker 2: got me shook. We'll go there in minutes. I witnessed
Speaker 2: a miracle this morning, Lauren. What happened happened in the
Speaker 2: car park here at Nova.
Speaker 1: You've been talking this up all morning? Did Clint walk
Speaker 1: on water?
Speaker 2: Pretty much? Yeah? Pretty much. We're going to get to
Speaker 2: that in a sect first though. Let's try and offload
Speaker 2: some money. Ellie, good morning, welcome to the show.
Speaker 12: Hey, hello, are we good?
Speaker 1: What's happening? What are you doing this weekend? Going to
Speaker 1: the footy?
Speaker 12: I am going to the footy?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, go Pies on fire at the moment.
Speaker 4: Hey, what will they play Melbourne?
Speaker 2: No, when you're coming off a loss, maybe there'll be time.
Speaker 2: It won't be your time.
Speaker 4: In the belly.
Speaker 2: Ellie, I believe you want to go five hundred dollars
Speaker 2: this morning? Is that right?
Speaker 10: It is right?
Speaker 2: Let's do it.
Speaker 4: Five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: Here we go, hey. Elmo Circus Stream is a Cowfield
Speaker 2: racecourse under the heated Big Top. It's happening from June
Speaker 2: twenty seventh. Thick in book at ticketmaster dot com dot au.
Speaker 2: Thanks to Elmo five hundred bucks up for grabs this morning.
Speaker 2: How this works. You will hear a question, You will
Speaker 2: hear a three to two one. You must answer in
Speaker 2: that time. Okay, all right, good luck. Clint was close
Speaker 2: to this.
Speaker 1: I had no idea for five hundred dollars.
Speaker 4: What's c is next to Saudi Arabia?
Speaker 5: Three two?
Speaker 10: Mediterranean?
Speaker 1: That's all you want to know is guests.
Speaker 2: But unfortunately it's the Red Sea? The other one you
Speaker 2: float in, that's the.
Speaker 4: Dead dead say?
Speaker 3: The Red Sea is about four hundred and nineteen meters teeth.
Speaker 3: Imagine what she is?
Speaker 4: Scared?
Speaker 2: You know what?
Speaker 4: The sea and the ocean freaks me in.
Speaker 2: Tom Cruise will be able to get to the bottom,
Speaker 2: just like the.
Speaker 1: Stuff that Why would Tom Cruise get to the bottom?
Speaker 2: Oh ma, if you've seen the lantiest mission possible?
Speaker 1: Oh is he scuba?
Speaker 2: So oh? Scooby to he scuba? Tom? Sooole Tom, Hey
Speaker 2: l a, thanks for giving me the crack.
Speaker 5: Mate, Thanks for having me.
Speaker 2: She's headless.
Speaker 1: That was quite hard.
Speaker 4: But are there lots of seas?
Speaker 1: Are there?
Speaker 4: The Black Sea, the Red Sea, the dead say Mediterrane?
Speaker 1: What else is it? The sea is that different to
Speaker 1: an old like the Atlantic Ocean? It's a difference between
Speaker 1: a seeing.
Speaker 4: And ocean just a bit bigger?
Speaker 3: Is that really the different children in the car who
Speaker 3: get there some of their education from us?
Speaker 4: I think children are probably they're in troubling life at the.
Speaker 2: Kids would probably prefer this. Guess who has arrived in Australia.
Speaker 2: And to celebrate, we're going to scud a mega mix.
Speaker 7: Here we go, Pery.
Speaker 2: She plays Melbourne this weekend. Here she is on Nova.
Speaker 2: Katie Perry. She is touchdown in oz She's going to
Speaker 2: be playing Melbourne this Saturday. Welcome back to Australia. Spot
Speaker 2: at the airport.
Speaker 1: Did she come on her Blue Origin?
Speaker 2: No, she came on an aeroplane, not the spaceship.
Speaker 1: I was obsessed without spaceship.
Speaker 2: Gail Gail.
Speaker 1: Yes, No, I don't know. I don't think Gail enjoyed it.
Speaker 4: Well, she's scared of flying.
Speaker 2: Well why would you go on a spaceship?
Speaker 4: Who did the spaceship actually leave?
Speaker 2: Oh god, here we go. So Katie, fresh from a
Speaker 2: green screen at Movie World, she is touring Australia.
Speaker 1: You are to ask the question I live streamed at Clinton.
Speaker 1: It was real, it was on YouTube.
Speaker 4: Well, if it's on AI is very good.
Speaker 3: Oh you know what, if it was Ai Jeff Bezos
Speaker 3: wouldn't have fallen over in Atlanta.
Speaker 1: They never would have let that.
Speaker 2: She's got you there. You're listening to Ober one hundred.
Speaker 2: We're doing a thanks to shell Ready Express and this
Speaker 2: morning I witnessed a miracle.
Speaker 1: Clint walk on water.
Speaker 4: Can you hold this? That's my my Channel nine laptop, Lauren.
Speaker 4: Now I take it home on a Tuesday. So work
Speaker 4: Monday Tuesday in the office at nine and then I
Speaker 4: have to take it home with me for the commute
Speaker 4: to Sydney on the weekend.
Speaker 1: What do you do on your laptop?
Speaker 4: Someone else? It's all my it's the rundowns. It's everything
Speaker 4: on your phone. No, no, you're on the lappie.
Speaker 2: Do you have a printer?
Speaker 4: Someone else prints the scripts for me.
Speaker 3: Do you know when I did the weather on the
Speaker 3: Today Show, I used to have to travel with a
Speaker 3: portable printer.
Speaker 2: Did you like you just walked out of office works like.
Speaker 1: A portable battery printer?
Speaker 4: Did it plug into the cigarette lighter?
Speaker 1: I didn't plug in to charge it so I could
Speaker 1: sit in my car.
Speaker 3: And because the scripts were where the scripts would come
Speaker 3: through so late before the crosses.
Speaker 4: So I had I also did my grocery shopping last
Speaker 4: night on the way home. Was very busy, so I
Speaker 4: had a lot to carry in with me. I put
Speaker 4: my laptop on the roof of my car last night
Speaker 4: because I had a lot of things to carry in grocery.
Speaker 1: A lot of people bones on the top and they
Speaker 1: take off in.
Speaker 4: My gym bag, my everything, it all had to come
Speaker 4: in with me. I it may have stayed on the
Speaker 4: roof of the car overnight in.
Speaker 1: The main streets of Richmond.
Speaker 4: That's the that's the mark or the indentation in the
Speaker 4: because it's been raining overnight.
Speaker 1: Didn't have to work with it on the rout.
Speaker 4: It's been raining, so first things.
Speaker 1: For a good grip on it.
Speaker 2: He pulled into the car park.
Speaker 4: Well first and foremost. I saw Jason the car park.
Speaker 4: Don't skip, don't skip the story. I said to Jason, miracle,
Speaker 4: My it's rained last night. I left my laptop on
Speaker 4: the roof of the car and it's a bit wet,
Speaker 4: but it's working. How good is that? That's good? And
Speaker 4: then all of a sudden, I'm like the cogs started
Speaker 4: spinning and I'm like, sugar, I've driven from Richmond to
Speaker 4: South Melbourne with the laptop on top of.
Speaker 6: The roof mile and it hasn't slipped off the whole way.
Speaker 2: Was it open?
Speaker 3: You realized when you peeled it off the roof this
Speaker 3: morning that it had been there. Well, it takes a
Speaker 3: couple of you and it's totally fine.
Speaker 4: Open it up to press on. It's totally fine. Remember
Speaker 4: what is do you know what, Laura? I drive a
Speaker 4: sports car and every now and then lines I give
Speaker 4: it some as well.
Speaker 1: We must all get this group on the bottom of all.
Speaker 2: Or we could just take them off the roof and
Speaker 2: put them in the cart.
Speaker 1: And it's wet.
Speaker 4: So not only did it rain last night, survived.
Speaker 1: Because it's not a MacBook. A MacBook would have gone fling.
Speaker 2: MacBook would still be back in Do you remember my
Speaker 2: wife did the school drop off and then she came
Speaker 2: home and she goes, I can't find my phone, and
Speaker 2: I rang it and it started ringing on the roof
Speaker 2: of the car. It stayed there from Bentley, Yeah, all
Speaker 2: the way over the.
Speaker 4: Pen it surely because you know what you get out
Speaker 4: of the car. You've got the keys, the kids, groceries
Speaker 4: or whatever.
Speaker 2: And in that movie something about married the dog.
Speaker 4: The dog, the dog on the rain and the dog
Speaker 4: I have started in this movie before. I left my
Speaker 4: wallet on the roof of the car and it didn't survive.
Speaker 4: It didn't survive, but one by one some cards were
Speaker 4: returned to like random back missus, standaway, We've got your
Speaker 4: Westpac debit card.
Speaker 3: Most to get into your laptop with the passwords. I've
Speaker 3: tried go d's. That's all the line I wake up
Speaker 3: with today?
Speaker 4: Shall we try toy that? Just don't block me out
Speaker 4: with love?
Speaker 2: What was the magazine?
Speaker 11: He was on the front cover with his It's Clint
Speaker 11: from Men's Health, Men's Health, from Men's Health, thirteen twenty passcrects.
Speaker 2: This is this is going to be a random one.
Speaker 1: I'd love you to get locked out.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four to ten? What stayed on the roof?
Speaker 2: What'd you leave on the roof of your car? Where
Speaker 2: did you go? And was it still there? Thirteen twenty four?
Speaker 2: Ten is out number?
Speaker 4: Funny when people leave like coffees on the top of.
Speaker 1: The What about when you're driving and you see it
Speaker 1: and you're like, hey, that verson's left all worse.
Speaker 2: If you're the one and then you put the brakes
Speaker 2: on the lights and it goes down over the windscreen. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's not great. Look at the lights, look at the phones.
Speaker 1: It's always and it's always busy. Moms. They put their
Speaker 1: kids in the baby seats.
Speaker 2: I thought you met the kid on the roof.
Speaker 1: No, they put the kids in the base.
Speaker 3: They put their stuff on the roof and then they
Speaker 3: put their kids in and clip them in and then
Speaker 3: they walk around.
Speaker 2: I thought you meant they get the child care and
Speaker 2: they're like, oh, Timmy, there you are.
Speaker 1: No good grip. No, that's not the same. Must have
Speaker 1: one of those suction cut things like the.
Speaker 2: Back out Hens thirteen twenty four ten is our number?
Speaker 2: What did you leave on the room? And is Jason
Speaker 2: Lauren and the man behind the Miracle this morning? Clints
Speaker 2: down away just joining us.
Speaker 4: It was it was a miracle.
Speaker 2: We're trying to get the footage entering the car parkd
Speaker 2: you go through the tunnel or anything? Where'd you drive
Speaker 2: from Richmond?
Speaker 4: Yeah, chun down Swan Street, over the bridge there, through
Speaker 4: the Botanic gardens.
Speaker 2: And the whole time his work laptop remained on the
Speaker 2: roof of the car.
Speaker 1: Unbelievable. It was wet and overnight in that rain.
Speaker 4: This is the third one of these I've gone through
Speaker 4: recently as well. The other, the previous laptop. I left
Speaker 4: it in my backpack and I spilt a bottle of
Speaker 4: that small bottle of wine that you get in the plane.
Speaker 4: I spilled that into the backpack.
Speaker 1: Did you well you might?
Speaker 3: It must have been open. He must have tried to
Speaker 3: take the left over the wine.
Speaker 2: Silly scene.
Speaker 4: I fumbled and then the little bottle of wine.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, you made it sound like you took the
Speaker 1: leftover wine off the plane. That ever?
Speaker 2: Looking the laptop and.
Speaker 1: What about the other one?
Speaker 4: The other one cracked the screen.
Speaker 1: Sounds like a sat on it job.
Speaker 2: William, It's Si was good morning, good morning team, How
Speaker 2: are you well? Good? What'd you leave on the roof? So?
Speaker 10: Was it myself, my wife or then a girlfriend soon
Speaker 10: to be fiance? Long story short, brought a promise ring
Speaker 10: from Siphany's in California on a vacation, came back, did
Speaker 10: the proposal, and what happened was she was waving goodbye
Speaker 10: to friends out of the window one night after dinner,
Speaker 10: and it flew off her finger and we thought it
Speaker 10: was gone forever. So my obviously my wife and girlfriend.
Speaker 10: Coarina was very, very very upset. Yeah, the next five
Speaker 10: days searching over her property, of her parents property, friend's property,
Speaker 10: in the gutters, all over the car. Obviously we thought
Speaker 10: it was lost forever. Yes, and so after me and
Speaker 10: me prayers between us, we had a dinner party for
Speaker 10: the two families to come together, and I thought, I'll
Speaker 10: have one more look, and wouldn't you know what? The
Speaker 10: ring had flew out of the window, onto the roof,
Speaker 10: down the windfield and was nextled safely underneath the windscreen.
Speaker 4: One.
Speaker 1: No, that's miracle.
Speaker 10: Is miracle washes everything and it was still there.
Speaker 8: So I look like the hero.
Speaker 4: Absolutely and lie, I bet, I bet your wife slash girlfriend?
Speaker 4: Then was was was overjoyed.
Speaker 1: Girlfriend she was.
Speaker 10: I came in to show her and she said, what
Speaker 10: the hell are you doing? What's wrong? And I pulled
Speaker 10: it from behind my back and obviously.
Speaker 2: Then she became the film.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she said, yes again, Oh.
Speaker 1: My gosh, that's I love a story with a good
Speaker 1: ending like.
Speaker 2: That story, short tenure, let's go How.
Speaker 1: Long was it between losing it and finding the story
Speaker 1: or the reason we should go back and find out?
Speaker 1: I want to know more, what did the promise ring, look.
Speaker 2: Like good morning, save us? What was left on the roof?
Speaker 12: Hi, guys, good morning, my mother in law's homemade pasta sauce.
Speaker 3: Oh you did it splatter all over the car?
Speaker 12: It actually survived, and we didn't realize until about two
Speaker 12: days later. It was still on the roof because my
Speaker 12: husband's got their those cage things on the top of
Speaker 12: the car.
Speaker 2: Oh well, that's an advantage if you've got the round
Speaker 2: like the roof rack cage.
Speaker 1: And you drove around for two days with it.
Speaker 2: Was raw dogging laptop on car?
Speaker 1: Was the pasta sauce? Good tenure? Sorry? Was a good
Speaker 1: pasta sauce?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 12: Look, we didn't try it after.
Speaker 2: What's been in the heat.
Speaker 1: Might have been winter.
Speaker 2: Sophie and publicity here at never left an apple pie
Speaker 2: on the roof?
Speaker 1: Did you eat it after you found that? A home
Speaker 1: made apple pie? All right? Simon in Geelong, good morning.
Speaker 8: Morning the roof seventy five thousand dollars in cash?
Speaker 2: What sorry, cold hard cash? Was it? The promise?
Speaker 8: I was getting the final payment of a renovation. I'd
Speaker 8: gone to the bank and I had a quick stop
Speaker 8: between the bank paying the builders and getting the kids
Speaker 8: from store. Put the envelope on the roof, drove off,
Speaker 8: and this woman behind me was flashing me like crazy,
Speaker 8: and I was, you know what, what what is she doing? Anyway,
Speaker 8: she's beeping the horn beeping the horn pulled over about
Speaker 8: two hundred yards and she said, you've just dropped an
Speaker 8: off and on an envelope back there. I've seen you
Speaker 8: walk out of the bank and it would sitting there,
Speaker 8: so sorry it was money.
Speaker 1: How big was the envelope?
Speaker 4: Was it was?
Speaker 8: It looked like you know, you could when you walk
Speaker 8: out of the bank cash in the.
Speaker 1: Seventy five thousand Did you say.
Speaker 8: Seven seventy five thou.
Speaker 1: Paying seventy five thousand dollars in cash for reno? What
Speaker 1: are you renovating?
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter what underground casino? A good deal, cash
Speaker 2: job cash. Did you give any money to the lady?
Speaker 8: I offered her flaiers and dinner.
Speaker 1: Well, you asked her on a day?
Speaker 8: She said, no, lovely, she was lovely and I offered
Speaker 8: flairs all dinner and she refused and she said, just
Speaker 8: paid in.
Speaker 3: I'm still shook on the seventy five thousand dollars cash.
Speaker 3: How many questions did the bank teller ask you when
Speaker 3: you asked to give to take out seventy five thousand
Speaker 3: dollars cash, Simon, you.
Speaker 8: Have to do what you have to do to you
Speaker 8: have to ask you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, are you've been traveling around to autobaate Simon, story storry.
Speaker 2: How are we looking for the weekend? Big freeze coming up?
Speaker 1: Yeah, tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Look, it's a long weekend. So people get into the
Speaker 3: spirit on about Thursday. Oh yeah, tomorrow will be clear
Speaker 3: but cool, and then it rains after that. Friday, Saturday
Speaker 3: and Sunday we're expecting quite a bit of rain around.
Speaker 2: So dare I say, if you're heading to the foot eat,
Speaker 2: you need to be on Monday.
Speaker 3: So Saturday, Friday thirteen degrees, bitter rain, Saturday fifteen degrees,
Speaker 3: bitter rain, Sunday thirteen degrees and raining puncher, and Monday
Speaker 3: thirteen degrees and raining day. It's about averaging fourteen degrees
Speaker 3: the whole weekend. So you think you know she's a
Speaker 3: puffer vest, puffer jackets.
Speaker 2: You think you know someone? You know what I've learnt
Speaker 2: about it around Clint This morning, modulem We're watching the
Speaker 2: Today Show before and I saw Tim.
Speaker 1: My weather guy Davis.
Speaker 2: Yes, Tim Davies I's about to say, Tim the tillman Taylor.
Speaker 2: It was on jet ski on the Brisbane River and
Speaker 2: Clint said, I've never been on a jet ski. Never
Speaker 2: you scream. You scream like someone that would be at
Speaker 2: Safety Beach on the weekend alling around on a jet ski.
Speaker 1: Used to do it, can be scared, he can go
Speaker 1: so far.
Speaker 4: Used to be a jetski guy.
Speaker 2: Got Queensland too when I was growing.
Speaker 4: Up like a sea.
Speaker 1: Do we didn't know you were rich growing up? Well,
Speaker 1: we didn't know. He's been lying to us. I don't
Speaker 1: know if you missed.
Speaker 3: When he's been telling us he went went to some
Speaker 3: little school. And turns out he went to some grand
Speaker 3: old school with the marching band.
Speaker 2: It was the last two years.
Speaker 1: I told you he had two jet skis.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, you've got a boat in the water feature.
Speaker 1: And a round about around, larger and larger and larger.
Speaker 2: Rich. The water feature is broken, all right, it never worked.
Speaker 2: We all out the back and.
Speaker 1: And don't forget the second dwelling on the property.
Speaker 2: Yes, second dwelling.
Speaker 1: It's a shed and you've got the man cave. You've
Speaker 1: also got the shed.
Speaker 2: Didn't you just put in a shed it's a metal
Speaker 2: shed the store like.
Speaker 3: You know, the things that don't go in their second dwelling,
Speaker 3: like the bed and the sofa, couch and over bed.
Speaker 4: Butler's Petrick on the wine.
Speaker 1: Fridge is in there too.
Speaker 4: It's a second.
Speaker 2: This is massively backfroight. How would you like to go
Speaker 2: to the summertime ball?
Speaker 4: I would like to go.
Speaker 1: I can't stop talking about how badly I want to.
Speaker 2: I was talking to the people yesterday.
Speaker 1: You weren't here. Well, you looked at me when you
Speaker 1: said it.
Speaker 2: I've got a lazy eye.
Speaker 3: Yesterday I played a grab of jesse J because I
Speaker 3: think she has the best voice in the world. You
Speaker 3: were away, you missed it.
Speaker 1: Is it one? That's Jessey J singing with no microphone,
Speaker 1: just so, no acoustics.
Speaker 2: See how goods a body got?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Jace. Yesterday we could figure out if
Speaker 4: if you would hate it? I love it. But we
Speaker 4: played Whitney in for or five minutes.
Speaker 2: The word did you get there? Nothing?
Speaker 4: Nothing we did. It's the best, it is the best.
Speaker 4: It should we do it again?
Speaker 1: I'll do it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. So Whitney won't be there, but JESSEJ
Speaker 2: will be Spoilerer Summertime Music Ball Nova wants to send
Speaker 2: you there. If you would like to get on the
Speaker 2: stand by list, call thirteen twenty four to ten. God
Speaker 2: help us. I told you fun fact. They were going
Speaker 2: to do a sequel to the Bodyguard, but and it
Speaker 2: was going to be Princess Diana. Kevin Costner actually had
Speaker 2: a meeting with her about it.
Speaker 1: What Princess Sarah was going.
Speaker 2: She was going to be like the Witney the Whitney roll.
Speaker 2: She's not an actress, I kid you not a meeting, had.
Speaker 1: A Meetinglizabeth Becky.
Speaker 4: She could do it.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, actual Princess di and Princess diceon. She's happy
Speaker 2: to do a kissing scene. Really, And then it was
Speaker 2: like days later she passed away.
Speaker 1: I loved Princess.
Speaker 4: They should do it with Elizabeth Becky.
Speaker 2: I don't know what my girl is. Kevin old enough
Speaker 2: to still throw himself in front of the.
Speaker 1: Bullets, old enough or young?
Speaker 2: Young enough? Young enough?
Speaker 1: You're only as old as.
Speaker 6: No Yes, Yellowstone Ricons four hundreds still hot, he'd be
Speaker 6: Lile Gurgle number one, show.
Speaker 4: Up American sixty one.
Speaker 1: I'm saying seven, I'm i reckon sixty seven is about right.
Speaker 3: Seventy seventy his birthday, two days after My Quick For
Speaker 3: the Yeah Ta j nineteen fifty.
Speaker 2: Film his parts first Have a Great Day. Vern Melcher
Speaker 2: Ciner is in next or Cin tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Lauren feeling good following them on the socials.
Speaker 5: Yeah