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Speaker 1: This is the Fitsy and Whipper with Kate Richie podcast.

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Speaker 2: It's the moment that we don't want to hear when

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Speaker 2: you wake up in the middle of the night and

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Speaker 2: you've realize that there's somebody.

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Speaker 3: In your house. Happened down in Melbourne over the weekend.

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Speaker 3: Listen to this story.

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Speaker 4: A Melbourne homeowner has chased down teenage intruders in his underwear.

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Speaker 1: Let's go live now to Jack Ward.

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Speaker 5: In Hawthorne and Jack.

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Speaker 1: This act was all caught on camera.

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Speaker 5: It certainly was deb from multiple angles. Neighbors are calling

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Speaker 5: him Captain Underpants. It was about three point thirty this

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Speaker 5: morning when forty year old Grant Brown realized that there

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Speaker 5: was young people in his house. He heard young boys whispering.

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Speaker 5: He then went to confront them and that's when they've

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Speaker 5: run out of his house and onto the street. He

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Speaker 5: has given chase in nothing but those underpants, and that's

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Speaker 5: when he realized he didn't have his phone on him,

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Speaker 5: so he's then made that young boy call the police

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Speaker 5: on himself.

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Speaker 3: That was the great part, wasn't it. Citizens arrest.

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Speaker 2: He's tackled the kid to the ground and then said,

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Speaker 2: because I'm in Mandy's I don't have my phone, so

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Speaker 2: get your phone out. I want you to ring triple oh,

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Speaker 2: and I want you to dub yourself in.

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Speaker 3: So the kid.

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Speaker 2: The kid had to ring the cops and go, I've

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Speaker 2: broken into this guy's house. Can you come and get.

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Speaker 6: Me, confusing for the police officer on the other end

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Speaker 6: to go, what do you mean you're calling me? And

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Speaker 6: he goes, yeah, because Captain Underpants has got me an airdlock.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's what we're looking for this morning.

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Speaker 2: What was what was your Captain Underpants story.

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Speaker 6: In his underpants?

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Speaker 2: Did you did you chase down the people that were

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Speaker 2: in your house?

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Speaker 3: Or did you do a citizen's a rest?

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Speaker 2: I mean, you don't have to be in your underpants,

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Speaker 2: but I mean you had was there a hero in

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Speaker 2: the family who did this?

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Speaker 3: You had a story not long ago?

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Speaker 6: Fits just to describe this for anybody being a male,

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Speaker 6: blood flow is important and it goes through different parts

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Speaker 6: of your body throughout the night. And it was your mate,

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Speaker 6: wasn't it who ran into an naanci situation of a

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Speaker 6: car accident?

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Speaker 3: Adam Spencer tells this story magnificently. But there was a guy.

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Speaker 2: I mean, when you are when you are a man,

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Speaker 2: and you're you're a deep and when you're in a

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Speaker 2: deep sleep, you're right whip things are when you are

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Speaker 2: startled and you have to wake up in a deep sleep,

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Speaker 2: you just what you do is you just get.

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Speaker 3: Yourself out of bed and you're freaking out.

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Speaker 2: So this guy there was a big crash out the

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Speaker 2: front of his house, so he just ran down, grabbed

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Speaker 2: his dressing gown, went out the front and he just

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Speaker 2: realized there was a few neighbors there helping out the

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Speaker 2: guy in the car.

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Speaker 3: He'd roll the car and then he'd realize.

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Speaker 2: He looked down and he may he may have been

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Speaker 2: a little bit excited as everyone was gathering around the crash.

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Speaker 2: It looked like he was really excited there'd been a

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Speaker 2: crash on the strip.

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Speaker 6: Like a storm hunter. He was giving it three thumbs up.

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Speaker 6: Chazz and Crnala. Hello, Hi, How are you You got

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Speaker 6: a Captain under Pants story?

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Speaker 7: I do. So. My parents were walking home from a

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Speaker 7: party in Cronulla and some teenage boys jumped out of

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Speaker 7: the bush and mistook them for someone else and kind

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Speaker 7: of jumped them, and my mother, with Indiana Jones's whip,

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Speaker 7: managed to fend off the attackers. Whilst my dad got

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Speaker 7: them in a headlock.

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Speaker 2: So who was the hero in the family's eyes jazz?

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Speaker 2: Was it Mum or Dad?

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Speaker 7: Honestly it was Mum with the Indiana Jones.

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Speaker 6: With that's I should always carry a with with you.

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Speaker 2: Maria in banks Down, who was the captain underpants in

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Speaker 2: your family?

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Speaker 1: I would probably say May. Many years ago, I used

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Speaker 1: to work in a malbile phone shop in Marrickville and

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Speaker 1: there was a bunch of teenage boys who came in

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Speaker 1: and long story short, I was the only staff member

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Speaker 1: at the time, and they took off with a really

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Speaker 1: expensive mobile phone. Yeah, and without thinking twice, I gave

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Speaker 1: chase and I was chased through Marrickville and yelling out,

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Speaker 1: you know, this guy stole something from me. And as

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Speaker 1: I was running, there happened to be a fire truck

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Speaker 1: stopped at red light, so all the firees jumped out

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Speaker 1: and started giving chase behind me and I finally sort

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Speaker 1: of we stopped in the lane and I was tof

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Speaker 1: and puffed. The kid I was chasing was tot and puffed,

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Speaker 1: and all the firing came behind me and they stopped

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Speaker 1: him and called the police.

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Speaker 6: Wow, Maria, great chase.

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Speaker 2: Maria, please tell me that the phone, the phone company

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Speaker 2: gave you a free phone.

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Speaker 3: You must have got a bonus out of that, Maria.

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Speaker 3: Did they look after you?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 2: Not really.

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Speaker 3: Its great work. Johnny and Ingelbooon who was the captain underpants?

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Speaker 8: He with my dad, my father, Jacob. He was I reckon.

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Speaker 3: He's the o G captain under bree What happened Johnny?

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Speaker 8: He twenty four seventies in the underpants to begin with.

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Speaker 8: But this one night we heard this tapping on our

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Speaker 8: window in the landro and we're young and my little

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Speaker 8: brother start screaming. You know, someone's trying to break in.

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Speaker 8: My dad was in bed bursting. He grabs is a lightsaber,

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Speaker 8: turned it on, runs outside and goes, who is it

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Speaker 8: coming here? Come here and starts serve on up the road,

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Speaker 8: taking it down in his underpants. You know, not to worry.

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Speaker 8: And it turns out it was the dog sitting on

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Speaker 8: the back of the lounge chair with his tail wagon

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Speaker 8: on the window. Under flamelievable, under.

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Speaker 3: Flame and lavable Johnnyvian. I'm still ready with the lightsaber though.

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Speaker 3: Do you know what out dog beast?

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Speaker 2: He does that as well when he taps against the wall,

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Speaker 2: and you think someone's at the door. Do you know

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Speaker 2: what he's done. He's actually tapped his tail against the

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Speaker 2: So he starts barking at himself. Awesome, filling page wood.

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Speaker 2: You're the Captain underpants, are you buddy?

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Speaker 3: Right there?

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Speaker 8: You going?

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Speaker 3: What's your story?

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Speaker 1: Fell Hey?

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Speaker 9: They call me Captain underpans, not for nothing. I'll tell

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Speaker 9: you the story. I hate say it. It's a great story.

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Speaker 9: I wake up. He noise in the kitchen, so I'm like,

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Speaker 9: what's going on? The olive by myself. So I walked

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Speaker 9: to the kitchen and I said, the fridge store open,

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Speaker 9: and the fridge store when it's open a French door,

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Speaker 9: so I can't see. I have to go around to

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Speaker 9: see what's in the middle. So I walked there. Guy

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Speaker 9: pops up, panics eye panic as well, so we quickly

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Speaker 9: just look at each other. I grab him, but were

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Speaker 9: thinking he's reaching for something, which he tried to. We're

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Speaker 9: wrestling on the ground. I do a bit of MMA myself,

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Speaker 9: but that all went out the window, so I had

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Speaker 9: no idea what I was doing. Him to say it,

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Speaker 9: but we start taking his shirt off to try because

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Speaker 9: I thought he's reaching for a weapon. I put him

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Speaker 9: in a thighingle choke and you won't believe it. You

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Speaker 9: won't believe it. He passed out on the ground right

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Speaker 9: in front of me, and then he goes to me.

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Speaker 9: While he's passing out, he goes, I'm choking on your cucumber.

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Speaker 9: I don't know what that means, because what he was

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Speaker 9: because he had the free dropen.

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Speaker 3: He didn't know what to do.

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Speaker 9: I caught the cops. I caught the cops, and.

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Speaker 3: Then Phil, I hate to say it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeare's a lot of things you've been hating to say,

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Speaker 2: and you're also sacking.

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Speaker 3: You won't believe it. I won't believe it. What happened?

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Speaker 7: Did they get the kid?

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Speaker 3: Come around?

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Speaker 4: Short story, long story long. I love the both of

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Speaker 4: you show. He is a great show. And you have

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Speaker 4: the captains underpants.

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Speaker 3: Oh what a twilt. That was a roller coaster, really

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Speaker 3: was I didn't know where it was.

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Speaker 9: When you hear feel from Padrick calling, it's always a

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Speaker 9: roller coaster. You don't know where you're going to end.

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Speaker 9: He goes up and down, but there's always a good ending,

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Speaker 9: you know, Phil, I.

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Speaker 3: Will take your call any day of the week you

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Speaker 3: feel that was actually do you know what? I was

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Speaker 3: waiting for him to drop an F bomb as well.

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Speaker 2: Phil, you did not swear once, which was the unbelieved

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Speaker 2: I don't know if the story was true.

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Speaker 3: But do you know what, Phil, what do you what

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Speaker 3: do you do for work?

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Speaker 9: I'm a security guard, security gud. I thow a bit of.

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Speaker 4: Plumbing on the side, but I'm not going to go

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Speaker 4: back down that lane because we went down that lane before.

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Speaker 4: But I'm a security guard today.

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Speaker 3: I remember your last golf film. I remember one hundred

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Speaker 3: dollars to spend at Chart Girl.

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Speaker 2: Charlie's take that into the work office today and everyone,

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Speaker 2: I'd wrestle you on the kitchen floor and just bring

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Speaker 2: his microphone right now because he is about to drop

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Speaker 2: an F one.

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