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Speaker 2: Speak probab because you lacking at the front. You can't

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Speaker 2: like that.

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Speaker 3: Relatable relat.

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Speaker 2: The Relatables podcast is hosted by myself, Audie Clark a

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Speaker 1: Mummy, and my partner and Climb Crime Climb. Yeah, what's

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Speaker 1: that song about, Miley Cyrus? It's the Climb, my partner

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Speaker 1: always going to be another mountain.

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Speaker 2: I'm glad you did that, mister Jake Craig, Yeah boy

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Speaker 2: aka Daddy aka Daddy, and Jake just then emphasized what

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Speaker 2: we've been up to in the background.

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Speaker 1: Yeah boy, trying to get mons irs on the show.

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Speaker 2: A long, long, long time ago, I challenged Jake to

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Speaker 2: create a song on garage Band.

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Speaker 1: Oh what being like twenty twenty two days?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, mate, it's been a journey where we are to

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Speaker 2: And we both made songs because we didn't have any

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Speaker 2: money to outsource producing and we had the challenge to

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Speaker 2: verse who could make the better song And Jake did

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Speaker 1: Yes, you forgot. I actually think you've won everything so

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Speaker 1: far so far have Yeah, and this is why. Okay,

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Speaker 2: From that, I'm humble. I'm humble. I can take the

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Speaker 2: and we were like, let's revisit this. Now we have

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Speaker 2: and produced them in his studio professionally, and I made

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Speaker 2: call of my thoughts and Jake made translucent give us

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Speaker 1: When you look at me, do you look right to

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Speaker 2: It's like stuck in the back of your brain.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. But now we were sitting down one day and

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Speaker 2: we think of that was a competition too. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: Jake won that.

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Speaker 1: I won that via streams on Spotify. I tried to

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Speaker 1: So here we go. Here's where. Here's where Odie comes

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no no, that wasn't the reason at all.

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Speaker 2: We were sitting down brand storming some ideas for the podcast,

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Speaker 2: we did him separately. I was like, did you have

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Speaker 2: I was like, do you want to just do it again?

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Speaker 2: Because it was fun? And one of the things we've

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Speaker 2: learned about this podcast is when we have fun doing something,

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Speaker 2: the end product of what you guys get to listen

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Speaker 1: We hope and he didn't want to lose again.

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Speaker 2: And Jake said, yes, Odie, I'll take you under my wing,

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Speaker 2: young Padawa and teach you the ways of singing.

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Speaker 1: The ways of the melody.

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Speaker 2: So what we have come up with is we are

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Speaker 1: Jake Chalant, Yeah, Love a Boys version, Yeah, buddy, and

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Speaker 1: you you're on the next. I just want to airtime now.

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Speaker 1: And now you've made me forget it? What is it?

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Speaker 2: Here we go? We've got to be I promise.

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Speaker 1: We wrote them his POV. Yeah, yeah, his POV.

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Speaker 2: And what we're going to do is go through each song,

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Speaker 2: But we're only going to play you a little snippet

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Speaker 1: Why don't we just make them release on the day

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Speaker 1: No for real, though, I think this song is for

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Speaker 2: Live reaction too, and there are quite a few changes

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Speaker 1: The sweet illusion in your confusion, don't want you to

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Speaker 2: You to be the again, that's all you get for now.

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Speaker 1: We wanted these songs to be together some bits like

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Speaker 1: Jake takes some verses, I take some verses, but all

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, charge just accordingly, I'll say that. Well, actually

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Speaker 2: this might be our most expensive episode.

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Speaker 2: No, yeah, and it's like give us we tried to

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Speaker 2: You know how girls when they are trying to friend

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Speaker 2: Marshmallow whatever that song. Yeah, Yeah, I want dudes to

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Speaker 2: This was the funnest one to do. The fun thing

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Speaker 2: It's got potential?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm getting hot.

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Speaker 2: What we want to do is I'm getting too hot.

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Speaker 2: The songs are too fire. But what we want to

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Speaker 2: We want to try and get these songs on the radio,

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Speaker 1: Very good? First things, first, we will ask would you

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Speaker 1: Would you like to choose a name for our anonymous confessor?

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Speaker 2: Firstly, I'll asked, is there anything you would like to

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Speaker 1: What's a fitting name? I don't know, I don't know

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Speaker 4: So I was like just out of high school and

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And so she comes back and I'm like standing

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Speaker 1: Where you got home and you didn't clean yourself. You

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you didn't clean it at the baby's house.

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Speaker 4: I was like I couldn't like face them.

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Speaker 4: Her face was like like a bit squinched I don't know.

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00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:56,480
Speaker 1: If she could smell it.

444
00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:01,320
Speaker 2: I think I don't think the baby needs to start

445
00:23:01,359 --> 00:23:01,960
Speaker 2: a change.

446
00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:06,960
Speaker 4: To Yeah, literally, like I was not in the like

447
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,879
Speaker 4: the mindset to think of that.

448
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:13,800
Speaker 1: It just sucks that you knew her and you had

449
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:16,840
Speaker 1: you had poo in your pants and then you had

450
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:17,280
Speaker 1: to drive.

451
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:19,479
Speaker 2: It's actually you have the responsibility of a kid too,

452
00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:21,520
Speaker 2: Like the last one was a dog. Yeah, this one

453
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:22,760
Speaker 2: was a kid, So it's escalated.

454
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:26,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. That's why I thought it might compete because

455
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:27,760
Speaker 4: I had to look after a baby and not a dog.

456
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:31,800
Speaker 1: But I just think it's so bad that you knew

457
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:34,600
Speaker 1: her and she definitely knows what happened.

458
00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:38,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, she definitely knows. I like I couldn't face it again.

459
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:40,520
Speaker 4: I was like, sorry, I've actually got another client now.

460
00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:43,360
Speaker 4: But like interferient, I thought that I would bab sit

461
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:43,600
Speaker 4: to you.

462
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:48,680
Speaker 2: That's so relatable. You like embarrass yourself or do something

463
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:50,560
Speaker 2: you mess up, Like I've never gone back to everything.

464
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:54,280
Speaker 1: Ye, to be fair, what are you going to do

465
00:23:54,359 --> 00:23:56,320
Speaker 1: clean yourself up in her bathroom while she's there?

466
00:23:56,680 --> 00:24:00,280
Speaker 4: Like my god, oh no, I like it was it

467
00:24:00,359 --> 00:24:02,199
Speaker 4: was a big job. Like everything went in the bit

468
00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:02,880
Speaker 4: pretty much.

469
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:05,800
Speaker 1: See that's what. Actually, I'm glad you say that. We've

470
00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:07,920
Speaker 1: had a couple of people that decided not to throw

471
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,600
Speaker 1: out the things they soiled and the smart movies to

472
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:11,960
Speaker 1: just throw it out and move on.

473
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:16,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, literally, like I can't. Could you imagine facing wearing

474
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:18,719
Speaker 4: that clothes again and then having that like memory come

475
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:19,720
Speaker 4: back every time you wear it?

476
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:21,280
Speaker 2: Literally, no way, how old are you now?

477
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:23,720
Speaker 4: I'm twenty two.

478
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:27,040
Speaker 2: While four years you're at the time. I like the

479
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:30,159
Speaker 2: story is going there, like last week. Yeah, yeah, the

480
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:32,240
Speaker 2: one with the bridge. She was twenty eight when she

481
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:32,560
Speaker 2: did it.

482
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:36,479
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's crazy. I mean I do have a lot

483
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:38,600
Speaker 4: of instances like that, So I have had one this

484
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:39,640
Speaker 4: year that was pretty bad.

485
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:45,840
Speaker 1: But oh not for that, you must have stomach issues.

486
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:52,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay. So I was on a trip to Japan. Yeah,

487
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:55,320
Speaker 4: and I was there, I think it was like five

488
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:58,120
Speaker 4: days into the trip with my friends, and we both

489
00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:00,879
Speaker 4: hadn't gone to the bathroom, were like congested, and I

490
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,600
Speaker 4: was like, oh, like, this isn't natural. We should like

491
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:07,879
Speaker 4: look into something, and so we both decided to go

492
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:11,440
Speaker 4: to the pharmacy and get these like we like Japanese

493
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:15,399
Speaker 4: like laxatives or animals or whatever, and yeah, and so

494
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:17,520
Speaker 4: then we both went back to the hotel room.

495
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:19,560
Speaker 2: But the problem with that too, though, is did you

496
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:22,800
Speaker 2: have trouble like interpreting the boxes or did they speak

497
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:23,240
Speaker 2: good English?

498
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:26,680
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, no, we have to have like Google translators are.

499
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:28,560
Speaker 2: Trying to buy sleeping kills and submission.

500
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:29,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was.

501
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:34,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, well I had to translate everything. But we

502
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:37,359
Speaker 4: found something that we thought would be okay. Turns out

503
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:39,639
Speaker 4: was like this like a massive enema. But we were like,

504
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:42,800
Speaker 4: it's fine, like we'll just try it. We stupidly decided

505
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:44,560
Speaker 4: to do it at the same time, keeping mind was

506
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:46,360
Speaker 4: sharing like one room with one bathroom.

507
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:48,200
Speaker 2: I'm not going to cat together.

508
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:51,879
Speaker 4: No no, no, no, no, no no no, not all

509
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:52,879
Speaker 4: the counts together like.

510
00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:58,040
Speaker 1: We thought it was.

511
00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:02,080
Speaker 4: We thought it would take a while to like to react,

512
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:04,480
Speaker 4: and so we're like yeah, we were like, oh, it'll

513
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:06,200
Speaker 4: like react in like an hour or something. We'll have

514
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:08,680
Speaker 4: like a chill time on the couch watching a movie.

515
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:12,280
Speaker 4: And so we like went into the bathroom and then

516
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,280
Speaker 4: my friend came out, and then I went into the bathroom,

517
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:16,359
Speaker 4: and then I came out and then she was like,

518
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:18,760
Speaker 4: oh no, like I actually have to go back in,

519
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:20,760
Speaker 4: and I was like oh yeah, that's chills. And so

520
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:24,680
Speaker 4: she was in the bathroom and like full on like

521
00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:27,879
Speaker 4: blowing up the toilet and everything, and I was outside

522
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:31,199
Speaker 4: and I was like, oh no, like it like instantly hit.

523
00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:33,800
Speaker 4: And I was like, this is the worst possible situation

524
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:36,520
Speaker 4: because there's no bathrooms, Like I can't really like run

525
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:38,520
Speaker 4: out to a communal one and the like the lobby,

526
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:41,639
Speaker 4: and so I like I have to whip out the

527
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:47,560
Speaker 4: like the mini the minisin in the hotel room.

528
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:49,520
Speaker 3: Yeah.

529
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:51,480
Speaker 4: Well, I was like, what else do you do? I

530
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:52,480
Speaker 4: was like, what else do you do?

531
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:54,359
Speaker 1: Be fair, that's a good point.

532
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:59,600
Speaker 2: What else, my friend, you've been here for twenty fucking minutes?

533
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 1: Actually personally, yeah, literally fow down and let's say, hey, look,

534
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:05,480
Speaker 1: we're going through this together. And I'd go in the shower.

535
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:10,400
Speaker 4: No, I couldn't face that. Like we were close friends,

536
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:11,440
Speaker 4: but we weren't that close.

537
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:14,760
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, okay, yeah, if you were me and Jake,

538
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:16,240
Speaker 1: that would have been easy solution.

539
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:18,680
Speaker 3: Yeah.

540
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 4: No. But the worst thing is in Japan they have

541
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:25,080
Speaker 4: like so many small talks, like I mean rubbish bins,

542
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:28,240
Speaker 4: so they have to separate all their rubbish. And we

543
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:29,920
Speaker 4: didn't want to be in the room with this, and

544
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,760
Speaker 4: I didn't want them to find it, and so we

545
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:34,440
Speaker 4: were strolling the street looking for a rubbish bin to

546
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:38,640
Speaker 4: like with my like with poof like a dog.

547
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:42,159
Speaker 2: Yeah that is when you did someone else up. You

548
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:44,280
Speaker 2: know in hotels when like they put their food out

549
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:45,600
Speaker 2: the front of their door. Yeah, just put it out

550
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:47,920
Speaker 2: the front of someone Yeah yeah yeah yeah.

551
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:48,200
Speaker 3: Wow.

552
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:49,639
Speaker 4: Could you imagine?

553
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:50,080
Speaker 3: No?

554
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:53,960
Speaker 1: I could, honestly this. I think that Japanese story is

555
00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:58,240
Speaker 1: so funny. Funny, but at least you were in a

556
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:00,879
Speaker 1: hotel and only you and your friend know about it.

557
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:03,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, like it kind of contained. The other one

558
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:06,399
Speaker 4: was like the general public kind of know about that one,

559
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:07,560
Speaker 4: and she can tell whoever.

560
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:09,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, she probably was just like, oh you know that

561
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:10,240
Speaker 1: babysitter right.

562
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:12,679
Speaker 3: Away?

563
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:14,880
Speaker 1: YACKI thank you, we got two in one there. Yeah,

564
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:19,440
Speaker 1: we didn't bargain. Thank you very much for coming on

565
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:20,920
Speaker 1: and telling that, and have a wonderful day.

566
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:23,320
Speaker 4: Yeah you too, thanks guys, thank you.

567
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 1: Bye. Damn bro Wow. Well, well, well the enema what

568
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:30,399
Speaker 1: he didn't know what an animal was. I don't know

569
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:32,400
Speaker 1: what an animal, so it's like a suppository.

570
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:34,160
Speaker 2: I didn't want to sound dumb. I'm pretty sure.

571
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:36,560
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure. An enema is a suppository and it's

572
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:40,640
Speaker 1: a thing where so you you can have like lax

573
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:42,280
Speaker 1: it is right, and sometimes las it if people get

574
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 1: so congested that lass don't work, and so you need

575
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:47,560
Speaker 1: to have an enema where it's like this little I

576
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:50,080
Speaker 1: don't know they can get big, but like little like

577
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:52,960
Speaker 1: pill thing and you put it in your ass.

578
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:54,640
Speaker 2: That's what I figured they were doing.

579
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:57,480
Speaker 1: And as plain as you put it in, it's actually

580
00:28:57,600 --> 00:28:59,440
Speaker 1: common that as soon as you put it in, it

581
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:02,280
Speaker 1: comes back out with everything. So I'm surprised they even

582
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:03,800
Speaker 1: got off the toilet to hold it for a second.

583
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:05,000
Speaker 2: I wouldn't have wanted to do that.

584
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 1: I've never had it. I've never been constepeated in my

585
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:08,960
Speaker 1: life to be but also I wouldn't want to do that.

586
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:11,479
Speaker 1: Do an anima, Yeah, I'd prefer to go to hospital.

587
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:14,360
Speaker 1: I'll be like, I'm just copping this, this is coming

588
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:17,239
Speaker 1: out eventually, I'm not gonna die. My sister Joanna got

589
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,840
Speaker 1: contempated for seven days when we went to London in

590
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:22,880
Speaker 1: twenty twenty three. Sh bro. I was fucking scary.

591
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:26,000
Speaker 2: I was like, it's scary. I remember when we went

592
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,240
Speaker 2: to America. Yeah, it took me a while to get

593
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:28,640
Speaker 2: one out.

594
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:33,560
Speaker 1: Nah, I'm easy. I always like and so. But with Johanna,

595
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:35,560
Speaker 1: every time we had a meal, I was thinking, like, Johanna,

596
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:37,480
Speaker 1: you have seven meal, like seven days worth of meals

597
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:40,120
Speaker 1: in you, Like, how are you not exploding at the

598
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:42,520
Speaker 1: scenes and make them feel bigger. Yeah, I was thinking like,

599
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:44,400
Speaker 1: it's how was it not out of you? It was

600
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:46,600
Speaker 1: fucking ridiculous. And then she had to go by laccadives.

601
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:50,760
Speaker 2: Okay, so we have to answer the question of do

602
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:54,040
Speaker 2: we think it beats the Manhattan Bridge? How are we

603
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 2: doing this a two for one just her as a person,

604
00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:56,760
Speaker 2: or each.

605
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 1: Story will go with So the Japanese story I don't.

606
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:01,200
Speaker 1: I would prefer to do that. Then the Manhattan Bridge.

607
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:03,760
Speaker 1: I prefer that to happen to me yea, so that

608
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:05,920
Speaker 1: one Japanese story is obviously I would even prefer the

609
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,800
Speaker 1: Japanese story it happened to be compared to all of them. Yes,

610
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:14,240
Speaker 1: I think that the babysitting story. The thing I think

611
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:18,720
Speaker 1: that's bad about it is that she was babysitting and

612
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:23,280
Speaker 1: she knew the lady and she gets back and she's like,

613
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:25,160
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry I have to go, and the lady

614
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:27,120
Speaker 1: goes to give her a hug goodbye. She's obviously friendly,

615
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:28,480
Speaker 1: and she's like, no, no, no, I'm sorry, like I

616
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:30,640
Speaker 1: gotta go, I got another client. And then she has

617
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:33,040
Speaker 1: to sit here in her mum's car. Her mum's coming

618
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:33,959
Speaker 1: to pick her up. She has to sit in her

619
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:37,160
Speaker 1: mum's car with poopy butt and poopy pants butt and

620
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:40,640
Speaker 1: then go home and clean up right. And so the

621
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:42,960
Speaker 1: way I'm basing this is like, what would I want

622
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:46,680
Speaker 1: to happen to me? The only contributing factor that I

623
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 1: think would add to it also is the fact that

624
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:53,200
Speaker 1: she lives near it, so every time she drives down there,

625
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:56,000
Speaker 1: she thinks of it, where as the Manhattan Bridge won. Yeah,

626
00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:58,200
Speaker 1: she's not gone back there. Yeah true. So if out

627
00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:00,400
Speaker 1: of the Manhattan Bridge and that one, I would prefer

628
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:02,640
Speaker 1: that the Manhattan Bridge one to happen to me. Oh yeah, yeah.

629
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:05,080
Speaker 2: To be fair, I disagree.

630
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:05,840
Speaker 1: I actually don't know.

631
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:08,960
Speaker 2: The Manhattan Bridge one wins still takes the cake in

632
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:12,600
Speaker 2: my books, Okay, just because like I don't know this

633
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:15,800
Speaker 2: this one, there wasn't that much spiling, no situation. She

634
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:16,720
Speaker 2: seemed a lot calmer.

635
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:19,040
Speaker 1: I feel it was a little nervous on the phone, though, Yeah,

636
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:21,040
Speaker 1: maybe the whole story didn't get to come out. Yeah,

637
00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:22,920
Speaker 1: but okay, but.

638
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,040
Speaker 2: I think the Manhattan one dug a hole and then

639
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:28,360
Speaker 2: just continued to dig, whereas this one dug the hole

640
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:29,320
Speaker 2: and then filed it in quickly.

641
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:31,000
Speaker 4: Yeah.

642
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:33,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's a bit smarter, quicker on her feet.

643
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:36,600
Speaker 1: She was, wasn't she turned around? Yeah, I like actually

644
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:37,400
Speaker 1: checked the clothes out.

645
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:39,600
Speaker 2: The other one sat in the park and said, I'm

646
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:44,160
Speaker 2: a strong and yeah, crazy, that one's the way word

647
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:45,000
Speaker 2: she was twenty eight.

648
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:48,360
Speaker 1: Not to be mean, but okay, actually I think I'm

649
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:53,400
Speaker 1: sorry to Jackie, but I do believe that I would

650
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:56,560
Speaker 1: prefer yours to happen to me then the Manhattan Bridge one. Same. Yeah,

651
00:31:56,600 --> 00:32:07,440
Speaker 1: I agree. Okay, guys, this is an s an interesting episode.

652
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:12,680
Speaker 2: Very interesting, different. We have a lot of unusual segments,

653
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:16,120
Speaker 2: new stuff. Yeah, but we also have our roots in there.

654
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:18,640
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, of course, of course, of course we can't

655
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:20,880
Speaker 1: not do it. No, we thought we had a couple

656
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:22,240
Speaker 1: of things just tea up on the same day, like

657
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:26,400
Speaker 1: a confession the songs. It's interesting how stars are aligning.

658
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:34,000
Speaker 1: Stars certainly are aligning, just like in var and Now

659
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:37,480
Speaker 1: book Club in Monday. Just kidding, Yeah, clubs in Friday.

660
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:41,320
Speaker 1: I have one that I came up with for the

661
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:44,480
Speaker 1: next segment. The I G question has to do with

662
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:45,560
Speaker 1: a chord of Mister Fury.

663
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:46,240
Speaker 2: But that's enough on that.

664
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:48,280
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, I don't want to talk about that now. Okay,

665
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:50,680
Speaker 1: I want to talk about you around me.

666
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:53,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, just like we haven't caught up in a while.

667
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:55,440
Speaker 1: No, we don't talk every day.

668
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:58,880
Speaker 2: We just voice message because like we do, we don't

669
00:32:58,960 --> 00:32:59,479
Speaker 2: like calls.

670
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:04,240
Speaker 1: I hate texting. And also one of the reasons I

671
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:08,040
Speaker 1: hate texting right now is because I'm not complaining about

672
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:10,960
Speaker 1: the cold, because we've complained about that every week on Patreon.

673
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:14,360
Speaker 1: But one of the means I don't like texting now

674
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 1: is because like fingers are two cold, like of everything,

675
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:19,360
Speaker 1: Like I rug up right and I get like I

676
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:20,720
Speaker 1: rug up and I get warm. But the thing that

677
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:22,800
Speaker 1: stays out on my computer is my hands. You are

678
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:25,200
Speaker 1: so so and my hands get freezing. So when I'm texting,

679
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:29,160
Speaker 1: it's like they can barely fucking moved something.

680
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:31,520
Speaker 2: This is coming from a trainer. You used to wake

681
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:34,160
Speaker 2: up at six start work at seven am, or you.

682
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:36,320
Speaker 1: Know the thing that winter. Another thing that I want

683
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:41,480
Speaker 1: to say is I randomly, Like, I reckon, I could

684
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:44,479
Speaker 1: go to bed at eight eight eight, sorry, eight pm, right,

685
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:48,720
Speaker 1: And if I had an alarm for six am, that's

686
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:53,240
Speaker 1: what's that ten hours of sleep? I think regardless. If

687
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:54,840
Speaker 1: the alarm woke me up and I got up, I'd

688
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:56,600
Speaker 1: be fine and I'd be rested. But if I didn't

689
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:59,240
Speaker 1: set an alarm, I reckon I could just stay sleeping.

690
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:01,440
Speaker 1: At the moment. For some I wish I was like that,

691
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:04,520
Speaker 1: do you My body clock wakes me up everything, like

692
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:08,240
Speaker 1: around six thirty really, no matter what, Like good sleeping

693
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:13,719
Speaker 1: for me is seven o'clock. Damn Sunday nine am? Really, yeah,

694
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:15,920
Speaker 1: fucking hell, it must be nice. But I do want

695
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:18,120
Speaker 1: to take I do want to say something for summer,

696
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:20,000
Speaker 1: even though it was on a Sunday and I don't

697
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:22,280
Speaker 1: like felt guilty. Yeah, I don't work on a Sunday.

698
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:24,640
Speaker 1: I didn't feel guilty about it. I was happy that

699
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:28,080
Speaker 1: I slept that long, but I still, for some reason,

700
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:31,760
Speaker 1: like the end of the day came too quick. Interesting

701
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:33,600
Speaker 1: they did. The day felt a lot shorter. The days

702
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:35,200
Speaker 1: are shorter when you because I was going to bed

703
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:37,400
Speaker 1: early that night to wake up a normal time on Monday.

704
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:40,239
Speaker 1: So yeah, I don't know. Cirk it in, make circ

705
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,760
Speaker 1: it in because when we eventually you have a dog already,

706
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:45,680
Speaker 1: but have kids, mate, we won't be having those nine

707
00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:49,320
Speaker 1: am wake ups anymore. I was fucking I was cudding

708
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:52,000
Speaker 1: with Henry. I was just talking to him. Beth was

709
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:55,279
Speaker 1: nowhere near. Yeah. I was just like, Henry, I promise you,

710
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:57,719
Speaker 1: I will never love anything more than you. A human

711
00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:59,719
Speaker 1: baby will not trump my love. I think it will.

712
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:02,560
Speaker 1: I think it will. I just don't see it happening.

713
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:04,360
Speaker 1: He's fucking adorable to me.

714
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,840
Speaker 2: You will have made this thing, well, not brutal, but

715
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:07,920
Speaker 2: you you did the.

716
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:10,560
Speaker 1: Start of it. I made Henry. I just feel like

717
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:14,200
Speaker 1: it just it's funny because like everyone will probably look

718
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:16,080
Speaker 1: at their own dog as the cutest thing ever. There's

719
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:20,520
Speaker 1: certain dogs like Frenchies. You're also his stepdad, but I'm not.

720
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:22,440
Speaker 1: Yeah you are no, No, he didn't have a dad

721
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:22,840
Speaker 1: before me.

722
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:25,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, but Beth had it on her own accord. You

723
00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:27,200
Speaker 2: weren't there like was.

724
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:28,840
Speaker 1: It was definitely the start, but we picked him up.

725
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:30,080
Speaker 2: But you didn't put any money on it.

726
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:35,560
Speaker 1: So by him, he is worth more than money you

727
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:36,400
Speaker 1: only cannot buy.

728
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:38,200
Speaker 2: You were getting a free ride. Bet did all the

729
00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:41,520
Speaker 2: hard work. She paid for it, trained it, and you

730
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:42,520
Speaker 2: reap the benefits.

731
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:45,640
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I'm paying for trainer now. They've got

732
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:51,319
Speaker 1: a trainer now half of it. But no, I think

733
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:52,440
Speaker 1: he thinks I'm his dad.

734
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 2: I was at last night, actually Cassie's nephew's birthday. He

735
00:35:57,160 --> 00:36:01,680
Speaker 2: was six and was or is he's so yeah, he

736
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:04,640
Speaker 2: was five now with six but it was really really nice.

737
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:07,560
Speaker 2: Oh and like I don't have many social situations like

738
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:10,799
Speaker 2: that six year old's birthday, and it was so nice

739
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:13,279
Speaker 2: and it puts into perspective I'm looking forward to like

740
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:18,280
Speaker 2: that in my life, like family dinners, like having kids,

741
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:21,719
Speaker 2: Like I think it's going to be such a cool phase.

742
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,040
Speaker 1: Of my life. But I actually really really do want

743
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:25,080
Speaker 1: to ship but right now I'm not ready. Okay, like

744
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:27,719
Speaker 1: it it made me confirm that, like I just can't

745
00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:31,120
Speaker 1: do this right now. Okay. The other day I had

746
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:36,200
Speaker 1: the first time ever where I thought, so it's like

747
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:40,120
Speaker 1: I've always said, like I went through a phrase where

748
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:42,080
Speaker 1: I didn't want kids. I was like, it just disinformed.

749
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:43,840
Speaker 1: I don't like them. I don't have to like that.

750
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:46,000
Speaker 1: I remember that even because I was one. I don't

751
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:47,840
Speaker 1: have to like a kid. You know, I would have

752
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:50,799
Speaker 1: been so annoying, admittedly, and so but then I've got

753
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:52,080
Speaker 1: to the point where I'm like, okay, well I do

754
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:56,160
Speaker 1: actually I see myself having them, but I've never had

755
00:36:56,239 --> 00:37:00,120
Speaker 1: the want and like, maternal, oh I want one. But

756
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:03,080
Speaker 1: the other day was the first time really, so it's

757
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:06,000
Speaker 1: actually I'm growing maybe we're the same person frontal lobe.

758
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:08,880
Speaker 1: It's fucking exploding out of my brain right now. And

759
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:10,520
Speaker 1: I actually had the first time where I was like, oh,

760
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:12,120
Speaker 1: I want I should. I didn't tell Beth that, but

761
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:13,480
Speaker 1: to be fair, if I told her that, she wouldn't.

762
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:13,759
Speaker 1: Let's go.

763
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:19,920
Speaker 2: I'm ready, so you should use that to her. I

764
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:23,400
Speaker 2: actually had one similar too, because like when I was younger,

765
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:25,800
Speaker 2: I always wanted to be like, I have two sons.

766
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:30,800
Speaker 2: But recently I've thought like it'd be hectic to be

767
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:33,320
Speaker 2: like a girl's dad. I just have two girls, but

768
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:35,120
Speaker 2: I'd be a great girl's dad. Or you mean you

769
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:37,279
Speaker 2: wouldn't even care if you had no sons? Yeah, like yeah,

770
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:39,640
Speaker 2: because before that, I was like, I want at least one,

771
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:42,520
Speaker 2: at least one, and like Eva Avenue, I'm like, it

772
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:43,879
Speaker 2: would be kind of cool to be a girl's day.

773
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,680
Speaker 2: And I feel like i'd be really good, really good

774
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:45,840
Speaker 2: at it.

775
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:50,200
Speaker 1: After after being introduced to my new hero Recent, I

776
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:52,000
Speaker 1: would love to be a girl dad. I think he'd

777
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:55,239
Speaker 1: be a great girl dad. What do I think Recent

778
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:56,239
Speaker 1: would be a great girl dad?

779
00:37:56,719 --> 00:37:57,000
Speaker 3: Maybe?

780
00:37:57,320 --> 00:37:59,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe I think he'd be a great girl dad.

781
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:02,279
Speaker 1: He's not like controlling, and he's like you. You know,

782
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:04,239
Speaker 1: the world is what you want it to be. You

783
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:05,680
Speaker 1: make your own choices. This is your life.

784
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:06,800
Speaker 2: It's kind of like our parents.

785
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:09,759
Speaker 1: Fair true, I should just look up to my own.

786
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:14,520
Speaker 1: But Recent is so much cooler than my dad.

787
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:20,080
Speaker 2: Bro for real. I was going to make a joke

788
00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:21,400
Speaker 2: about it being hung but I won't.

789
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:30,480
Speaker 1: I'd be pissed if my dad was. Where'd that come?

790
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:32,759
Speaker 1: Why did I get that? I've got the corps and

791
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:33,360
Speaker 1: you got that?

792
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:35,840
Speaker 3: Okay?

793
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:39,880
Speaker 1: Anyway, talking of new segments, we have a new segment

794
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:43,080
Speaker 1: that I dare say will probably be I don't think

795
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:44,680
Speaker 1: it'll be ongoing. I don't know how ongoing I can

796
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:46,839
Speaker 1: go for. But as you go, have you guys seen

797
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:52,400
Speaker 1: the new The ones I've seen is a girlfriend and

798
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:54,400
Speaker 1: a boyfriend, where the girlfriend will start the video going

799
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:56,359
Speaker 1: showing my boyfriend products that I don't think he knows

800
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:58,360
Speaker 1: what they are. I've seen on the radio, seen on

801
00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:02,600
Speaker 1: the radio, the radio. So Beth, big shout out, thank

802
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:05,880
Speaker 1: you so much, Beth, my lovely girlfriend that she has

803
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:08,759
Speaker 1: created and she doesn't She also made it very good

804
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:09,239
Speaker 1: for the viewer.

805
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:12,040
Speaker 2: I was looking at this, this is great.

806
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:13,719
Speaker 1: She's made it on CaMV. Look at well.

807
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:17,200
Speaker 2: She probably one of the early like podcast like I

808
00:39:17,239 --> 00:39:19,000
Speaker 2: don't want to say on our level, but who don't

809
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:19,600
Speaker 2: have a producer.

810
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:25,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we just Beth. Please can you appreciate it?

811
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:28,719
Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Beth very much. Everyone go thank

812
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:33,080
Speaker 1: Beth for making this sesthetically pleasing. But she has given

813
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:37,360
Speaker 1: us ten products and she's made a camber and so

814
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:39,359
Speaker 1: we are too. I just shot myself in the foot.

815
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:40,759
Speaker 1: I said I would be a really good girl dad.

816
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:42,279
Speaker 1: I'm not going to know any of Yeah, shit, that's

817
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,799
Speaker 1: a good point, he said girl dads, because I actually agree.

818
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 1: I reckon being a girl dad would be fun as So, yeah,

819
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:49,719
Speaker 1: basically we have products with him trying and guess them,

820
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:53,800
Speaker 1: and yeah, this is guessing female products, guessing the female product.

821
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:55,200
Speaker 1: Will we get it?

822
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:56,040
Speaker 2: I don't think so?

823
00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:00,759
Speaker 1: Oh fuck off, that's a dog lick mat I was

824
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:02,480
Speaker 1: gonna say you know, one of those scrubby things to

825
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:05,680
Speaker 1: like scrub the bottom of your foot. Oh, like the

826
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:07,480
Speaker 1: other side has a handle. You know what else? It

827
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:10,640
Speaker 1: looks like. It looks like a It does look like

828
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:10,920
Speaker 1: a door.

829
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:11,440
Speaker 2: A dog, Matt.

830
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 1: It looks like a dog.

831
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:13,640
Speaker 2: Look matter dog bones on the left.

832
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:16,640
Speaker 1: And see those little circles, yeah, you know they remind

833
00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:18,279
Speaker 1: me of like a fidget toy where you push the

834
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:18,759
Speaker 1: circle in.

835
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:20,799
Speaker 2: I don't think what's that way?

836
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:22,920
Speaker 1: Should we? I have no idea.

837
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:24,520
Speaker 2: Do we guess a girl's product or not?

838
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:25,200
Speaker 1: I have no idea.

839
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:27,279
Speaker 2: I have absolutely no idea what this is. I'm going

840
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:31,080
Speaker 2: to say it's some sort of scrubbing. Is it an exfoliator?

841
00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:35,239
Speaker 1: I like that. I like exfoliator. I'm going to go

842
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:36,520
Speaker 1: with you.

843
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:37,360
Speaker 2: It says no.

844
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:42,000
Speaker 1: The top says, oh shit something eyes wins eyes, eye washer. Okay,

845
00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:45,600
Speaker 1: fuck it, we'll go with eyewasher, make up brush cleaning. Matt.

846
00:40:45,719 --> 00:40:50,640
Speaker 1: Oh what what that? Beth? Good job? That's no way.

847
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:53,239
Speaker 2: I would not have single thought.

848
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:56,440
Speaker 1: What the hell? It also looks like a coast also.

849
00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:58,680
Speaker 1: You know what else it looks like it looks like

850
00:40:58,719 --> 00:41:00,640
Speaker 1: one of those silicon mats you bite at pots on.

851
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:05,680
Speaker 1: It looks more like that than a makeup brush, cleaning

852
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:08,920
Speaker 1: mat shit. So we'll describe what we're looking at on

853
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:09,359
Speaker 1: this next one.

854
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:10,200
Speaker 2: We're zero to one.

855
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:13,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, zero to one. Okay, what we're looking at is

856
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:17,560
Speaker 1: one hund dildo. No, okay, okay, I can't have water

857
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:19,680
Speaker 1: in it. There's two of them. They look like they're

858
00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:21,919
Speaker 1: made of glass. There's water in it, with a little

859
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:25,080
Speaker 1: bit of air also in it, and it's got glitter

860
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:31,360
Speaker 1: in it. They look like maracas. They actually do.

861
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:36,080
Speaker 2: I dare say when just little maracas. Okay, I've got

862
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:38,560
Speaker 2: no idea what these are. I've never seen this once.

863
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:40,520
Speaker 2: We both have girlfriends. Howe, I've never seen this.

864
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:43,080
Speaker 1: I've never seen Beth use one of these.

865
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:44,960
Speaker 2: It's got glitter in it. You know.

866
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:48,360
Speaker 1: It's funny. So when Beth said you guys should do

867
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:50,320
Speaker 1: the guessing items thing, right, She's like, I'll find you

868
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:52,960
Speaker 1: the items. Yeah. Yeah, Initially I wanted to say to

869
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,879
Speaker 1: where it's a good idea, but also I do think

870
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:56,759
Speaker 1: I'm going to get them more.

871
00:41:57,560 --> 00:41:58,680
Speaker 2: I thought you'd be better than me.

872
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:01,359
Speaker 1: I don't know this, I don't know. I've never seen

873
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:02,960
Speaker 1: this in my life. It also looks like the liquid

874
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:04,840
Speaker 1: can't come out I was gonna say, like, do you

875
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:07,240
Speaker 1: know how some girls with like vestivals they put glitter

876
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 1: on their faces? Is that how they do it? A

877
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:12,839
Speaker 1: glitter applicator? Yeah, you never know. Bro to be fair,

878
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 1: if you had a bowl of glitter and then you

879
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:17,000
Speaker 1: put that in it and then roll it on your face,

880
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:20,000
Speaker 1: the glitter would be applied perfectly. I like this glitter.

881
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:26,080
Speaker 1: If not something that something sexual, If not ice clothes,

882
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:28,560
Speaker 1: what's that for? Facial ice globes?

883
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:29,719
Speaker 2: Never heard?

884
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:35,080
Speaker 1: I ask Chatpt. Well, I think maybe it's like headaches, okay,

885
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:36,600
Speaker 1: let the cool down your head and stuff, or when

886
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:38,920
Speaker 1: you're like, yeah, you're sick and you've got a fever. Okay,

887
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:44,600
Speaker 1: I could be from the too, facial ice goes. You

888
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:47,640
Speaker 1: know what I'm going to go with. It is something

889
00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:49,920
Speaker 1: that you do and it replenishes your skin and makes

890
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:51,560
Speaker 1: you look young. Oh I like that.

891
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:53,520
Speaker 2: Someone let us know in the comments.

892
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:57,640
Speaker 1: Yeah wait a second, I know what this is. I don't.

893
00:42:57,960 --> 00:43:02,920
Speaker 1: This is in bathrooms and poor reason. It's a.

894
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:08,319
Speaker 2: White rectangular box with some buttons on it. Oh yeah, sorry,

895
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:10,120
Speaker 2: yeah yeah, And at the bottom it looks like it's

896
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:11,880
Speaker 2: got like a little put the little thing to put

897
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:12,640
Speaker 2: your foot on. To open it.

898
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:16,239
Speaker 1: It looks like no, no, no, I reckon that this

899
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:18,480
Speaker 1: is hung on a wall at my height.

900
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:20,720
Speaker 2: And you know this is unfair.

901
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:22,880
Speaker 1: You know in menthos where that you can buy a.

902
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:24,920
Speaker 2: Condom, this dispense tampons.

903
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:32,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, tampon, you fucking bas bro.

904
00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:34,919
Speaker 2: How's we have condoms.

905
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:36,359
Speaker 1: Found in women's bathrooms. We've never been in one.

906
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:39,040
Speaker 2: We have condoms and they have tampons. Yeah, you're going

907
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:40,400
Speaker 2: like a dirty buff.

908
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:42,440
Speaker 1: And swear honestly, and I'll tell you why if you're

909
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:45,560
Speaker 1: in there, Like I would only ever buy a condom

910
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:48,000
Speaker 1: from a condom venue machine, never do it to go

911
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:51,799
Speaker 1: show my friends like someone that's buying a condom from

912
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:54,239
Speaker 1: a condom vending machine is not getting any pussy, like

913
00:43:54,760 --> 00:44:00,640
Speaker 1: real bat fat. Let's be completely honest. That was yeah,

914
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:02,279
Speaker 1: how many? But no, we got that, we got that.

915
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:08,319
Speaker 1: It's one too one swow oh nah ah wait there's

916
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:09,920
Speaker 1: lips on it. Look I know what this is. I

917
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,600
Speaker 1: know this is. We're looking at a red silicon type

918
00:44:12,719 --> 00:44:16,040
Speaker 1: thing and it's like almost bell shaped.

919
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:18,520
Speaker 2: As a kid, did you like make your own homemade

920
00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:20,200
Speaker 2: ice blocks and you dip it in put the stick

921
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:21,560
Speaker 2: in it. Yeah, it looks like small version of that.

922
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:22,759
Speaker 2: Now it actually does.

923
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:24,959
Speaker 1: But you know what I think it is? I reckon.

924
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:26,480
Speaker 1: You put it around your mouth and you like suck

925
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:27,680
Speaker 1: the area out and it makes you look at you

926
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:32,640
Speaker 1: have that lip injections. Yeah yeah, clomping tool.

927
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:35,879
Speaker 2: Holy shit, great, this is fucking.

928
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:36,319
Speaker 1: To be fair.

929
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:39,759
Speaker 2: It was a guess, but great, guess I didn't have that.

930
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:40,800
Speaker 1: Okay.

931
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:42,200
Speaker 2: It looks like a scrunchy for your hair.

932
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:46,800
Speaker 1: Scrunchy for no, no, no, it's like a doughnut.

933
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:51,160
Speaker 2: It's the back of your hair. It makes it pop out,

934
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:53,239
Speaker 2: so it makes you it's a perfect bun.

935
00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:53,800
Speaker 3: Yeah.

936
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:55,840
Speaker 1: You put it as like you make a ponytail and

937
00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:58,040
Speaker 1: you put it on and then you so it's for

938
00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:03,839
Speaker 1: a perfect bun. Yeah, heir, donut, that's exactly.

939
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:03,960
Speaker 2: What I meant.

940
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:05,719
Speaker 1: Fucking we three two?

941
00:45:06,239 --> 00:45:06,920
Speaker 2: Where smash on this?

942
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:07,239
Speaker 4: Wait?

943
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:08,200
Speaker 1: So how many have we looked at it?

944
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:08,440
Speaker 3: Five?

945
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:13,320
Speaker 1: And we've gotten three of them? Yeah? Oh yeah, what

946
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:16,480
Speaker 1: is that? It's The brand is Phillips and it's like

947
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:20,480
Speaker 1: a nearly an egg, looks like a razor, and it

948
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:22,640
Speaker 1: does look like one of those raisors.

949
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:23,719
Speaker 2: Barber has for a skin face.

950
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:26,280
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yah, it actually does so, but it doesn't

951
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:29,320
Speaker 1: look like. To be fair, it doesn't look like that.

952
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:32,440
Speaker 1: What could that be doing? There's an off one and

953
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:36,520
Speaker 1: two so different speed. Does that trim your eyebrows? Or

954
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:40,560
Speaker 1: is this like a vagina only hair trimmer? I've never

955
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:44,320
Speaker 1: shake it before. Is it like is it like that

956
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:47,239
Speaker 1: looks like? Is it like is it like a non

957
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:48,440
Speaker 1: flap cutting.

958
00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:50,520
Speaker 2: Like how we are those?

959
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:52,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you don't get nixed down.

960
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:53,360
Speaker 2: I don't agree.

961
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:55,440
Speaker 1: I think you gotta go to raiser down there or

962
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:58,680
Speaker 1: laser that looks like it hurts. I wouldn't put that name.

963
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:00,600
Speaker 1: It does look scary.

964
00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:06,719
Speaker 2: I'm saying eyebrow shaver, okay.

965
00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:09,480
Speaker 1: I'm saying one of those things that gets dry skin

966
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:16,800
Speaker 1: off your heels, okay. An epilator electronic device used for

967
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:20,279
Speaker 1: removing body hair. It works by using rotating tweezers or

968
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:23,600
Speaker 1: discs that grasp multiple hairs simultaneously and pull them out.

969
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:25,719
Speaker 2: I love how she added the description because she knew

970
00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:26,759
Speaker 2: we were looking at that.

971
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:30,400
Speaker 1: We still eppilador would have meant nothing to us. Holy crab,

972
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:37,040
Speaker 1: what bro Wait? So girls around here, it goes in

973
00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:39,040
Speaker 1: there and like picks the hair. Seeing an epilator to

974
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 1: actually pull the hairs out via the roots instead of shaving.

975
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:46,080
Speaker 1: That's why they're so tough. Girls are built different, genuinely

976
00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:49,279
Speaker 1: built myself, you couldn't. That's three three.

977
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 2: Oh, I've seen this. I don't know what it's for.

978
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:56,160
Speaker 2: I've seen I've seen this.

979
00:46:56,360 --> 00:47:01,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're looking at a plastic black thing with a

980
00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:05,080
Speaker 1: bunch of like ball shaped spikes coming.

981
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:05,239
Speaker 3: Out of it.

982
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:08,120
Speaker 1: I guess the one i've seen was blue. You know,

983
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:10,120
Speaker 1: what I do know is that you attached this to

984
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:15,120
Speaker 1: a hair dryer. But what this does I don't know. Okay,

985
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:19,480
Speaker 1: you've got further than me. Hair dryer adds volume. Okay,

986
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:19,920
Speaker 1: I think we.

987
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:20,400
Speaker 2: Gotta go of you.

988
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:23,239
Speaker 1: I was gonna say something in the shower. Yeah, you

989
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:26,360
Speaker 1: got a diffuser hair drying attachment. A diffuser though, so

990
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:31,960
Speaker 1: what does that mean? Maybe not volume diffuses the situation? Boit?

991
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,400
Speaker 1: Next time you better having an argument? Just Beth come

992
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 1: up attached to blow in the face with it. That

993
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:41,440
Speaker 1: would make it a lot worse. Did we get that?

994
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:42,560
Speaker 2: Would you say we got that?

995
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:45,040
Speaker 1: I don't think that. I think I don't think not

996
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:48,400
Speaker 1: to us. All right, we've got now this is this

997
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:50,960
Speaker 1: is the scrub the bottom of your heel, get the

998
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:55,160
Speaker 1: dead skin off. I agree easy, Yeah, foot file you

999
00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:58,960
Speaker 1: honestly we got that? What score? I've lost count? Now

1000
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:06,839
Speaker 1: I've no three four four two more left? Oh my god?

1001
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:09,400
Speaker 2: What is that, bro we're looking at? It looks like

1002
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:12,279
Speaker 2: something that goes between your fingers and then a massive ring.

1003
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:15,320
Speaker 2: It says Tweaksy on it as well. There's a brand Tweaksy.

1004
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:18,200
Speaker 1: If as a kid, you ever got those lollipops that

1005
00:48:18,239 --> 00:48:20,200
Speaker 1: you pretended to like to propose the girls with, it's

1006
00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:24,960
Speaker 1: one of them. But rub up. One time in primary

1007
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:27,279
Speaker 1: school in Canada, I was in about year three. Me

1008
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:31,160
Speaker 1: and my friends all had different crushes and they were

1009
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:34,279
Speaker 1: in the same friend group as well, and we all

1010
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:43,080
Speaker 1: proposed to them. Yeah fucking crazy. You know what it

1011
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:45,120
Speaker 1: looks like to me? It looks like you wear it

1012
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:48,480
Speaker 1: on your fingers right, looks like you put poo bags

1013
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:51,040
Speaker 1: in it for dogs and you pull one out at

1014
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:51,359
Speaker 1: a time.

1015
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:54,440
Speaker 2: What would though, hear me out, put it in your

1016
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:57,719
Speaker 2: fingers and then some type of something's got to go

1017
00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:00,800
Speaker 2: in there so it's easy to get, like makeup or something. Okay,

1018
00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:03,000
Speaker 2: so it's in your fingers so it's easily accessible. What

1019
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:05,279
Speaker 2: would they possibly be getting that it's there? They can't

1020
00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:05,759
Speaker 2: reach from the.

1021
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:08,120
Speaker 1: Table and that obviously holds something.

1022
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:09,000
Speaker 4: What do they.

1023
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:15,239
Speaker 1: I don't know. Is it for cigarettes so you don't

1024
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:16,120
Speaker 1: have stinky fingers?

1025
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:17,920
Speaker 3: No, no, no.

1026
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:20,480
Speaker 1: What it's going to do is hold some type of

1027
00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:23,560
Speaker 1: makeup so it's easier to get Okay, I'm going to

1028
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:25,920
Speaker 1: go with. What you do is you put it on

1029
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:29,520
Speaker 1: your fingers and you put a tissue in it, and

1030
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:32,160
Speaker 1: then for some reason, while they're using a makeup rush,

1031
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:34,080
Speaker 1: they need a tissue. I don't know why, but that's

1032
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:39,759
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Oh, oil, nail polish, bottle holder ring.

1033
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:41,120
Speaker 2: I was so close.

1034
00:49:41,239 --> 00:49:45,839
Speaker 1: That is actually a sick invention. So close, damn it. Okay,

1035
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,560
Speaker 1: five to four two, I guess Beth, this is the

1036
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:49,320
Speaker 1: girl's products.

1037
00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:51,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, Beth is for all the girls.

1038
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:54,480
Speaker 1: Wow, that is a cool product. So we could tie

1039
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:58,680
Speaker 1: this up though, yeah yeah yeah easy. Oh so no,

1040
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:00,839
Speaker 1: that means it was there was ten there we lost six,

1041
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:07,120
Speaker 1: so we lost six four. That was fucking sick. That

1042
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:10,160
Speaker 1: was fun. Bet said it was hard to find all

1043
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:11,800
Speaker 1: the products because she's like a lot of them. We

1044
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:15,200
Speaker 1: would have known like a Diva cup and stuff. You

1045
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:23,480
Speaker 1: don't know what is a Diva cup is? Instead of tampons. Ah,

1046
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:25,480
Speaker 1: you put it inside you when you get your period

1047
00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:26,680
Speaker 1: and it feels like we're blind. And then you just

1048
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:28,279
Speaker 1: like take it out in the shower and stuff and

1049
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:30,680
Speaker 1: really and rinse it and then you boil it to

1050
00:50:30,719 --> 00:50:31,400
Speaker 1: clean it and stuff.

1051
00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:33,560
Speaker 2: I thought it was like a cup Diva's drink out.

1052
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:36,160
Speaker 2: What it's in the name.

1053
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:38,719
Speaker 1: I don't know what a Diva cup is. It's just

1054
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:39,200
Speaker 1: a brand.

1055
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:50,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, true, true, that was fun. Thanks to finish the episode, guys,

1056
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:54,200
Speaker 2: we couldn't not give you I G question of the week.

1057
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:58,520
Speaker 2: Of course, of course the final meal and this ig

1058
00:50:58,719 --> 00:51:01,600
Speaker 2: question was describe his D without using the word big

1059
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:06,200
Speaker 2: or small. We wanted you, guys to get creatives, which

1060
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:10,719
Speaker 2: you did very very Some hurt, some made me feel good.

1061
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:15,200
Speaker 2: Most of them are most of them? I got some

1062
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:19,640
Speaker 2: good I reckon all yours negative? I reckon we should say,

1063
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:22,680
Speaker 2: like whether or not we would like being called like that? Okay, Yeah,

1064
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:25,600
Speaker 2: I've got some good ones, like as in like to compliment,

1065
00:51:25,719 --> 00:51:27,640
Speaker 2: not to Okay, I've got some good ones for you.

1066
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:34,000
Speaker 2: Are all yours negative? The ones I'm looking at. Okay,

1067
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:38,719
Speaker 2: I want this one's for you. Describe his D without

1068
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:39,960
Speaker 2: using the word big or small.

1069
00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:48,720
Speaker 1: Travel sized. That's funny.

1070
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:51,560
Speaker 2: That is funny, that's creative and true.

1071
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:55,040
Speaker 1: That's creative. I will say the little travel sized things,

1072
00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:57,840
Speaker 1: aren't you. I love a little travel sized shampoos and strawberries,

1073
00:51:57,840 --> 00:52:00,640
Speaker 1: the ones you get like business cars on an aeroplane,

1074
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:04,320
Speaker 1: the little one they give it. I know, that's funny.

1075
00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:09,360
Speaker 1: All right, girls, describe his D without using the words

1076
00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:12,959
Speaker 1: big or small. Best seed in the house.

1077
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:15,840
Speaker 2: Oh oh.

1078
00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:18,600
Speaker 1: I like that one.

1079
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:22,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, the house.

1080
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:23,120
Speaker 1: That's my seat.

1081
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:26,560
Speaker 2: Oh that's your.

1082
00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:29,400
Speaker 1: I was saying it.

1083
00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:41,600
Speaker 2: That's okay, it is what it is. Describe his D

1084
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:44,839
Speaker 2: without using the word big or small. Enough.

1085
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:50,080
Speaker 1: Oh, that's a compliment. No, Like it's enough.

1086
00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:53,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not that's it's like, it's enough.

1087
00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:59,720
Speaker 1: It's pretty good. It's enough. You think it's if someone

1088
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:01,960
Speaker 1: like enough, I'm done, you know what I mean?

1089
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:02,680
Speaker 3: Like enough?

1090
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:05,400
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, it's so nice. You're like,

1091
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:06,920
Speaker 2: do you like your car? And you're like, oh, it's

1092
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:07,440
Speaker 2: it's enough.

1093
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:09,399
Speaker 1: That's a job.

1094
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:13,480
Speaker 2: I don't need a new one.

1095
00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:14,759
Speaker 1: I was talking about.

1096
00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:17,080
Speaker 2: This is a compliment, a compliment, okay.

1097
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Speaker 4: I like the.

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00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:22,640
Speaker 1: All right, ladies, describe his D without using the words

1099
00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:27,200
Speaker 1: big or small. He is part of the inaty bitty

1100
00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:28,080
Speaker 1: dicky committee.

1101
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:36,319
Speaker 2: I couldn't hear that. My girlfriend always tries to roast

1102
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:37,000
Speaker 2: me about my bum.

1103
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:38,120
Speaker 3: That stay small.

1104
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:43,640
Speaker 1: I that's really nice about my bum. Really yeah, that's big.

1105
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:54,080
Speaker 2: Probably because you're lacking at the front. You can't team

1106
00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:56,759
Speaker 2: me up like that. You can't team me up like that?

1107
00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:00,200
Speaker 3: What are you mean?

1108
00:54:00,239 --> 00:54:01,759
Speaker 1: I can't so you on like that. I don't act

1109
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:03,280
Speaker 1: like you're some comedy genius.

1110
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:13,160
Speaker 2: This one's relatable. Describe his D without using the word

1111
00:54:13,239 --> 00:54:16,280
Speaker 2: big or small. A nice thing attached to a useless person.

1112
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:22,080
Speaker 2: Oh shit, bro, damn, I think that describes a fun boy.

1113
00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:25,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, as in, yeah, he knows that he uses Yeah,

1114
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:31,240
Speaker 1: it's actually pretty good, but fuck him. Yeah, okay. Describe

1115
00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:35,000
Speaker 1: his D without using the words big or small. If

1116
00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:38,960
Speaker 1: he was a bat boy, he'd compare to Asriel's wingspan.

1117
00:54:40,719 --> 00:54:42,759
Speaker 2: He's got the biggest. And the good thing about that one, too,

1118
00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:44,160
Speaker 2: is most men wouldn't get that.

1119
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:47,319
Speaker 1: No, like, what are you talking exactly? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

1120
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:48,800
Speaker 1: we would want to get that.

1121
00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:49,279
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1122
00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:52,320
Speaker 2: Describe his D without using the word big or small.

1123
00:54:53,440 --> 00:55:01,840
Speaker 1: I like this one. Two hander yoh oh my like yees?

1124
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:03,520
Speaker 1: Could you imagine?

1125
00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:06,920
Speaker 3: Wow?

1126
00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:08,560
Speaker 2: I don't have to imagine.

1127
00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:13,319
Speaker 3: What was I.

1128
00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:21,279
Speaker 1: Beth was talking the other day about, so I just

1129
00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:22,800
Speaker 1: try to I don't know how were we going on

1130
00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:25,040
Speaker 1: top because like I didn't. I would never ask her

1131
00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:28,160
Speaker 1: like have you had a tiny penis? Because like I

1132
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:29,640
Speaker 1: don't really want to know, but we were on.

1133
00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:33,360
Speaker 2: The topic's true, true, like I want to know about

1134
00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:34,439
Speaker 2: I don't.

1135
00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:36,359
Speaker 1: I don't think I said to her, have you ever

1136
00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:38,239
Speaker 1: had a tiny penis? I feel it's a crazy question

1137
00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:40,080
Speaker 1: to ask, to be fair, as it would be cool,

1138
00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:43,400
Speaker 1: but she didn't. We weren't talking about that, but basically

1139
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:45,120
Speaker 1: we were talking about it. She goes like, yeah, just imagine,

1140
00:55:45,640 --> 00:55:52,160
Speaker 1: imagine it hard and one hand covers it. So she's

1141
00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:55,160
Speaker 1: had that. So I have a feeling maybe she's experienced that.

1142
00:55:56,200 --> 00:55:58,880
Speaker 1: I don't know. I can't. I feel bad though, because

1143
00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:03,799
Speaker 1: like he can't do anything about it, Like the game

1144
00:56:03,880 --> 00:56:07,319
Speaker 1: is the game, the game, Like it's tough, it's tough,

1145
00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:10,600
Speaker 1: it's tough out there. The game is the game because

1146
00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:16,920
Speaker 1: that is like hard and one hand covers it.

1147
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:19,600
Speaker 2: Couldn't I couldn't hear you've got a one hander?

1148
00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:29,760
Speaker 1: Okay? Describe his d without using the words big or small,

1149
00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:33,719
Speaker 1: the opposite of air. You can see it, but you

1150
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:40,240
Speaker 1: can't feel it. Oh intricate. I had one similar describe

1151
00:56:40,320 --> 00:56:42,680
Speaker 1: his D without using the word big or small. Tickle.

1152
00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:48,239
Speaker 2: That's I think those two girls have experienced a similar thing.

1153
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:54,240
Speaker 1: Kel Jesus Christ describe his D without using the words

1154
00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:58,800
Speaker 1: big or small. I'm not normally vocal in bed. This

1155
00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:01,560
Speaker 1: dude had me making involuntary noise.

1156
00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:03,879
Speaker 2: Oh she had.

1157
00:57:04,160 --> 00:57:06,640
Speaker 1: Oh she had to make the noise because it was

1158
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:10,560
Speaker 1: so big. It was so you don't want that though.

1159
00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:13,719
Speaker 1: I was gonna say it's too big. It hurts, maybe, don't.

1160
00:57:13,719 --> 00:57:15,880
Speaker 1: I feel like if it was really big, you wouldn't

1161
00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:20,960
Speaker 1: make noise, but because it was so good. Yeah, imagine

1162
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:23,600
Speaker 1: being someone that's not vocal in bed and then you

1163
00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:26,160
Speaker 1: sleep with the guy that has you sit in there.

1164
00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:28,840
Speaker 1: We're not sitting there, probably laying there, and he's doing

1165
00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:32,920
Speaker 1: his thing, and and you're like, oh, as in like

1166
00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:34,880
Speaker 1: and it's just such a genuine moment.

1167
00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:36,680
Speaker 2: I think it was more like, oh.

1168
00:57:42,480 --> 00:57:45,520
Speaker 1: Fuck, I'm glad. A lot of these are positive. Yeah,

1169
00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:47,120
Speaker 1: to be fair, I've had a lot of good positive ones.

1170
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:50,000
Speaker 2: Describe his D without using the word big or small.

1171
00:57:51,080 --> 00:57:53,000
Speaker 2: The kind that deserves its own zip code.

1172
00:57:54,200 --> 00:58:01,840
Speaker 1: What shut up? That's a good one. Yeah, damn. Describe

1173
00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:04,439
Speaker 1: his D without using the words big or small, fat,

1174
00:58:04,520 --> 00:58:08,760
Speaker 1: juicy and wet, fat juicy and wet. You know that song?

1175
00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:10,439
Speaker 1: You know, I know the song. Butll I'm like thinking,

1176
00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:12,919
Speaker 1: how can I make that into a penis.

1177
00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:13,919
Speaker 2: Fat, juicy and wet?

1178
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:17,720
Speaker 1: What's fat? How's a willly juicy? Just I don't know.

1179
00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:24,280
Speaker 1: It just looks delicious and then wet because we know why. Yeah, it's.

1180
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:29,160
Speaker 2: Describe his D without using the word big or small,

1181
00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:31,920
Speaker 2: as if a pencil was entering my body.

1182
00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:38,720
Speaker 1: Ew fuck, that is so gross. That makes me feel

1183
00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:41,200
Speaker 1: like shit. I'm sorry you had to go through that.

1184
00:58:42,320 --> 00:58:47,800
Speaker 1: Oh okay, this one's kind of weird. But the reason

1185
00:58:47,840 --> 00:58:49,040
Speaker 1: I chose it was because, like I didn't know if

1186
00:58:49,080 --> 00:58:51,560
Speaker 1: it was a thing. Describe his D without using the

1187
00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:58,160
Speaker 1: words big or small, tasty, pink, irish, thick sausage. I

1188
00:58:58,320 --> 00:59:01,680
Speaker 1: assume that's a sausage in Ireland. Yeah, but I think

1189
00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:06,680
Speaker 1: a lot of dudes have that dog Willy the red rocket.

1190
00:59:08,280 --> 00:59:11,120
Speaker 2: I remember one of our mates, did I I've seen it. Yeah,

1191
00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:13,439
Speaker 2: when it got hard it was a red rocket.

1192
00:59:13,480 --> 00:59:22,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, no way, Yeah, that's gross. Because of that, I.

1193
00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:26,240
Speaker 2: Got one or two more describe his D without using

1194
00:59:26,240 --> 00:59:27,240
Speaker 2: the word big or small.

1195
00:59:27,640 --> 00:59:31,320
Speaker 1: Have you put it in already? Fuck off? Bro? If

1196
00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:34,160
Speaker 1: I got asked that I'd leave, Yeah, I'd be like,

1197
00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:35,720
Speaker 1: you don't want to appreciate the effort I'm putting in.

1198
00:59:39,080 --> 00:59:41,720
Speaker 1: You know what that reminds me of is like, have

1199
00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:44,200
Speaker 1: you seen that kid where he's like he walks away

1200
00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:50,120
Speaker 1: with his backpack. He's like nuggets on my friends, chicken

1201
00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:54,520
Speaker 1: nuggets on my friend my family. Bacon is good for me?

1202
00:59:55,760 --> 01:00:02,240
Speaker 1: What a good show that was? Okay? Describe his D

1203
01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:07,760
Speaker 1: without using the words big or small. The pickle that

1204
01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:10,600
Speaker 1: I throw away at the end of the pickle jar,

1205
01:00:12,040 --> 01:00:14,120
Speaker 1: it's not even it's not even big enough to eat.

1206
01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:16,560
Speaker 1: It's not even big enough to fish out. It's like

1207
01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:24,280
Speaker 1: old and shriveling. The way I would like to be described.

1208
01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:25,880
Speaker 1: This is my last one, the one I came up

1209
01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:28,280
Speaker 1: with simple, but I think effective now that we've read.

1210
01:00:29,240 --> 01:00:31,520
Speaker 1: Describe his D without using the word big or small,

1211
01:00:32,840 --> 01:00:36,480
Speaker 1: the equivalent of resand yeah. I saw one that said recent,

1212
01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:40,200
Speaker 1: good all round. Yeah, but wait to say I wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

1213
01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:43,240
Speaker 1: So we do want to be described like the proud,

1214
01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:44,720
Speaker 1: thick length of him. I saw a lot of them,

1215
01:00:44,720 --> 01:00:47,040
Speaker 1: but we already said that, we've said that before. And

1216
01:00:47,200 --> 01:00:49,480
Speaker 1: then then the other one that I want that I

1217
01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:53,560
Speaker 1: would like, I like to hander is crazy.

1218
01:00:54,360 --> 01:00:54,600
Speaker 3: Wow.

1219
01:00:55,240 --> 01:00:57,720
Speaker 1: I don't know if I would be able to handle that.

1220
01:00:58,800 --> 01:01:01,600
Speaker 1: I don't think it'd feel good, like receiving it if

1221
01:01:01,640 --> 01:01:03,360
Speaker 1: it was like lubed up enough where it's like there

1222
01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:05,560
Speaker 1: was no friction and just all I feel that.

1223
01:01:05,560 --> 01:01:06,600
Speaker 2: I don't feel like that feel good.

1224
01:01:06,640 --> 01:01:08,800
Speaker 1: I feel like, I don't know. I don't think like

1225
01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:09,720
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie to you.

1226
01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:11,240
Speaker 2: Girls need a lot of coordination for that.

1227
01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:14,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, like to be like if two hands were on it,

1228
01:01:15,320 --> 01:01:19,120
Speaker 1: I don't think that is like very applausible surely, No,

1229
01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:21,760
Speaker 1: like you're in you're not gone very far. If it's

1230
01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:24,439
Speaker 1: two hands, I feel like it's this is the action.

1231
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:25,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel that.

1232
01:01:26,120 --> 01:01:28,720
Speaker 1: Well call it daddy blew up from the double cluck

1233
01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:31,080
Speaker 1: cluck to the double bluck cluck, Like no one's dicks

1234
01:01:31,120 --> 01:01:34,040
Speaker 1: long enough to have two hands and a mouthy Yeah

1235
01:01:34,040 --> 01:01:35,280
Speaker 1: there are real.

1236
01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:37,120
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1237
01:01:37,480 --> 01:01:41,880
Speaker 1: I saw one that said pringle can once you open

1238
01:01:41,960 --> 01:01:57,600
Speaker 1: it just endless fun. Also it was huge. Unfortunately, Baddie

1239
01:01:57,640 --> 01:02:03,120
Speaker 1: is the episode is ending, Yes, this is good one

1240
01:02:03,280 --> 01:02:05,480
Speaker 1: before we get to the end, Jake and read the

1241
01:02:05,520 --> 01:02:07,640
Speaker 1: comments and get a bad he's a sign off the episode.

1242
01:02:07,840 --> 01:02:11,160
Speaker 2: I want to say that if you enjoyed this, go

1243
01:02:11,240 --> 01:02:15,200
Speaker 2: to Patreon and there's another episode, an hour long episode,

1244
01:02:15,280 --> 01:02:19,320
Speaker 2: every single week for five dollars aud a month plus.

1245
01:02:19,120 --> 01:02:20,959
Speaker 1: You get the book Club episode five days early.

1246
01:02:21,160 --> 01:02:22,840
Speaker 2: And what we are doing is when we get one

1247
01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:26,040
Speaker 2: thousand Patreon members, we are going to do a live show.

1248
01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:28,520
Speaker 2: But we are also adding we know a lot of

1249
01:02:28,600 --> 01:02:31,640
Speaker 2: you don't want to spend your money, which is fair, valid,

1250
01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:33,600
Speaker 2: so valid, So we want to do a free option

1251
01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:36,840
Speaker 2: to get that live show too. So once we hit

1252
01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:42,040
Speaker 2: ten thousand and five star reviews, that's when we'll also

1253
01:02:42,120 --> 01:02:44,320
Speaker 2: do a live show. So which other one hits first

1254
01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:46,160
Speaker 2: live show is happening.

1255
01:02:45,960 --> 01:02:49,600
Speaker 1: Yes, and to you guys, it's up to you, you guys. Yeah,

1256
01:02:49,760 --> 01:02:51,360
Speaker 1: as soon as we hit that, we'll start planning it.

1257
01:02:51,880 --> 01:02:54,120
Speaker 1: We'll start planning it, we'll start launching tickets. Yeah, okay,

1258
01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:56,040
Speaker 1: it's totally up to you guys to get us there.

1259
01:02:56,520 --> 01:02:59,320
Speaker 1: But as you know, we have been reading comments from

1260
01:02:59,320 --> 01:03:01,760
Speaker 1: the last episode on this episode, so if you have

1261
01:03:01,840 --> 01:03:03,760
Speaker 1: something that you want read out, you make it funny

1262
01:03:03,800 --> 01:03:06,600
Speaker 1: and leave a comment. No, you don't I done it

1263
01:03:06,640 --> 01:03:09,360
Speaker 1: that to be funny? I got YouTube, Okay, I got Spotify.

1264
01:03:11,320 --> 01:03:15,400
Speaker 1: Andrea Santos said, I actually get audibly gasped at the

1265
01:03:15,680 --> 01:03:18,880
Speaker 1: quote my love written on Best Cup, Jake, how gorgeous

1266
01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:20,880
Speaker 1: is your girlfriend that people openly flirt with her like that?

1267
01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:21,880
Speaker 1: You're a lucky man.

1268
01:03:22,760 --> 01:03:24,160
Speaker 2: I have no idea what we talked about.

1269
01:03:24,480 --> 01:03:28,560
Speaker 1: Remember the guy at Best I'm a lucky man.

1270
01:03:28,640 --> 01:03:29,360
Speaker 2: Any updates on that?

1271
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:32,280
Speaker 1: I'm lucky man? Yes, dude, I made tix talking about

1272
01:03:32,280 --> 01:03:38,080
Speaker 1: it yesterday. Yeah. Yeah, and he wrote on it this

1273
01:03:38,240 --> 01:03:42,680
Speaker 1: time my secret love. No, he didn't. And so actually

1274
01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:45,440
Speaker 1: I've got you know what I'll do with Patreon. I

1275
01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:48,520
Speaker 1: will in Patreon. I'll talk about it and I'll read

1276
01:03:48,560 --> 01:03:50,240
Speaker 1: the comments from that because I said that, guys, I

1277
01:03:50,280 --> 01:03:52,280
Speaker 1: need advice. The advice in the comments is actually really

1278
01:03:52,280 --> 01:03:54,040
Speaker 1: funny for what I should do. So I'll do that

1279
01:03:54,080 --> 01:03:56,120
Speaker 1: in Patreon. That's nah.

1280
01:03:56,720 --> 01:04:02,320
Speaker 2: I got one from Spotify. Retina Brellavo said, amore equals

1281
01:04:02,400 --> 01:04:03,280
Speaker 2: love in Italian.

1282
01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:04,040
Speaker 1: Very cute, guys.

1283
01:04:04,320 --> 01:04:08,200
Speaker 2: Oh I am more all of you, guys.

1284
01:04:10,600 --> 01:04:15,320
Speaker 1: Dobby smiles quote that thing with his fingers is actually

1285
01:04:15,800 --> 01:04:19,160
Speaker 1: from Fourth Wing. Oh well, Iron flamed to be exact.

1286
01:04:19,240 --> 01:04:22,040
Speaker 1: So it's from that series. Oh so, because that was

1287
01:04:22,200 --> 01:04:23,920
Speaker 1: the ig question where it was like that thing was

1288
01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:26,240
Speaker 1: his fingers, You're welcome. How does that end up in

1289
01:04:26,360 --> 01:04:29,160
Speaker 1: Fourth Wing? I feel like that's also universal. Yeah, it

1290
01:04:29,280 --> 01:04:31,920
Speaker 1: has to be because we knew what it was, we

1291
01:04:32,040 --> 01:04:34,720
Speaker 1: knew what it meant. But unless the person writing it

1292
01:04:34,720 --> 01:04:36,640
Speaker 1: in actually was referencing the book, Yeah, we got to

1293
01:04:36,640 --> 01:04:38,320
Speaker 1: get to fourth window. All right.

1294
01:04:38,520 --> 01:04:43,880
Speaker 2: My last one justin whims Men Brackets, Jake will literally

1295
01:04:44,080 --> 01:04:46,520
Speaker 2: say they hate water and hug their water bottle the

1296
01:04:46,560 --> 01:04:47,200
Speaker 2: whole podcast.

1297
01:04:51,040 --> 01:04:53,320
Speaker 1: I hate it, but I need it. Bro. I like that.

1298
01:04:53,440 --> 01:04:58,240
Speaker 1: One oh one more. This is j H l O

1299
01:04:58,400 --> 01:05:01,440
Speaker 1: two two four. I love how Oddie says there's no

1300
01:05:01,560 --> 01:05:04,320
Speaker 1: judgment in these four walls in quotations and then immediately

1301
01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:07,080
Speaker 1: starts judging. And then Oddie commented, he replied to it,

1302
01:05:07,160 --> 01:05:09,400
Speaker 1: it's a safe place dot dot dot dot to be judged,

1303
01:05:09,880 --> 01:05:13,160
Speaker 1: you fucking dog. I must have said, like, obviously I

1304
01:05:13,240 --> 01:05:16,440
Speaker 1: said no judgment and you're like yeah, yeah, yeah, and

1305
01:05:16,520 --> 01:05:18,680
Speaker 1: then judged me. I'm gonna take this in my water

1306
01:05:19,360 --> 01:05:19,880
Speaker 1: to judge you.

1307
01:05:20,360 --> 01:05:21,240
Speaker 2: I'm judging you now.

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Speaker 1: Okay, guys, so time to get call one of your

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Speaker 1: bouties to get your signed off. Last week, we tried

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Speaker 1: to call Lauren. We left her a message, and we've

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Speaker 1: tried to call her actually again today and she did

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Speaker 1: announcer So, Lauren, Lauren, I'm sorry. We will maybe try

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Speaker 1: again next week. We don't know, but so we're gonna

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Speaker 1: do it. We're gonna train and call Britney. Brittany, please

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Speaker 1: pick up.

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Speaker 4: Hello Britty speaking Brittany.

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Speaker 1: It's checking outy from relatables. How are you good? How

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Speaker 1: are you? We are doing very very good. We have

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Speaker 1: called you to do the honor of signing off an

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Speaker 1: episode for us. Please. Oh okay, how would you like

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Speaker 1: to advice quote anything?

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Speaker 4: Okay, we'll everyone keep their heads held high and don't

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Speaker 4: let all the little things get to you.

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Speaker 1: Brittany, that was great, so sweet nice. Yeah, that was

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Speaker 1: great advice. Thank you very much, and have a lovely

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Speaker 1: day you too. Bye. She was like, what the was

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Speaker 1: so cool?

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Speaker 2: Off?

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Speaker 1: God, We imagine getting a phone call and someone's like,

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Speaker 1: she's so annoying. We love that. Sorry, Brittany, thank you,

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Speaker 1: stay bad