Speaker 1: Is the Chrissy Swan show flicking Chrissy's clique.
Speaker 2: Well, I feel bad because I absolutely unleashed on Barry
Speaker 2: Kulgan with his piggy little eyes, his piggy little eyes,
Speaker 2: and it turns out that I'm not alone and he's
Speaker 2: taken it very badly.
Speaker 1: So I apologize. I didn't think it was that serious.
Speaker 3: I was just having I don't think some fun bad
Speaker 3: bars would have been listening to us, though, so I thought,
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't like to be in the you know, in
Speaker 2: the in the armies of haters. I thought it would
Speaker 2: be a bit of fun, but everybody loved Barry Kyogan
Speaker 2: and it wouldn't be funny if I didn't. Anyway, I
Speaker 2: apologize because he's had to release a statement saying, lay
Speaker 2: off all ears.
Speaker 1: I'm only a human. I'm only human.
Speaker 2: And you know, people have been knocking on his grannie's door.
Speaker 2: That's my favorite part of the state, knocking on my
Speaker 2: granny's door.
Speaker 3: Beave the granny out of it.
Speaker 1: Surely, why would people do that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's just cruel.
Speaker 2: And are they just like, you know people, normal people,
Speaker 2: or is that a media person.
Speaker 3: I think that's like a TMZ reporter trying to get
Speaker 3: a comment out of her or something.
Speaker 2: Very very bad, and they're harassing his son and his
Speaker 2: ex girlfriend. And anyway, we are not going to be
Speaker 2: mean to Barry Kyogen anymore.
Speaker 3: No, well I never was. I've always endorsed big bad bats.
Speaker 3: I like the guy I know, I just you can
Speaker 3: still not like him.
Speaker 2: And I believed that he cheated on sab Cap, who
Speaker 2: is my darling pixie girl, but apparently not the girl
Speaker 2: that he allegedly cheated on.
Speaker 1: Sab Cap with spreada cuppenter.
Speaker 2: Her name's Brecky and she is currently laying under a
Speaker 2: couple of fried eggs and a little bit of bacon. No,
Speaker 2: she said, I've never even met him, let alone. I
Speaker 2: didn't have relations with that man, never even met him Jack.
Speaker 3: Yeah, which, okay, that's great, hopefully he didn't do the
Speaker 3: wrong thing. But she perpetuated this narrative by reposting some
Speaker 3: or uploading tiktoks, drinking a saltburn mark like she was
Speaker 3: living for it when her name got brought into it.
Speaker 3: So I love that now she's coming out and saying that,
Speaker 3: but she was starring the pot of it.
Speaker 2: Do you think do you think she is guilty of
Speaker 2: doing naughty things with.
Speaker 1: Bat A Kia.
Speaker 3: Well maybe because maybe he's seen all of this backlash
Speaker 3: and being like, Babe, can you.
Speaker 1: Just say just how we didn't do it? Babe?
Speaker 3: Babe, break babe, breaky Babe.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show, Fun Day's
Speaker 1: almost over.
Speaker 2: My god, I've only just realized during this show that
Speaker 2: Christmas is like two weeks away and I've only got
Speaker 2: your present.
Speaker 3: I mean, actually, no, dorry, stop shopping ha ha, Chrissy's
Speaker 3: click babe, just Jack, Just Jack.
Speaker 2: Let's about adi a Na and Cynthia finally remembered her
Speaker 2: name the stars of Wicked.
Speaker 1: PEG went and saw Wicked on the weekend. Loved it?
Speaker 3: Did you?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: Still haven't And.
Speaker 2: Then I embarrassed her in front of the mother and
Speaker 2: that said did you cry at Define Gravity?
Speaker 1: She's like no, did she No?
Speaker 2: Oh it's only me yeah, unhingeddiot that anyway.
Speaker 1: So yeah, to the ten out of ten from PEG.
Speaker 1: That's the review.
Speaker 2: So all last week we were obsessed with the whole
Speaker 2: uh you know, holding space for the lyrics of defining gravity.
Speaker 4: This week people are taking the lyrics of define gravity
Speaker 4: and really holding space with that and feeling power in that.
Speaker 3: I didn't know that that was happening.
Speaker 2: I've seen it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's really powerful.
Speaker 1: That's what I wanted, That's.
Speaker 3: What I wanted. I didn't know that was happening.
Speaker 1: It's so bonkers. I can't get enough of it. So cringe.
Speaker 2: And they have spoken out about what the hell was
Speaker 2: going on, and it turns out that they are just
Speaker 2: as confused as we are.
Speaker 4: I didn't know what any part of it meant. But
Speaker 4: I didn't understand the first sentence, and I just wanted
Speaker 4: to be there because I knew something big was happening.
Speaker 1: But then after a while, I didn't know how to
Speaker 1: be there.
Speaker 4: She said something that meant something to her, it meant
Speaker 4: something totally different to you. And then she tried to
Speaker 4: kind of get somewhere else and I'm going to grab
Speaker 4: this because I think you might need something. Yeah, and
Speaker 4: I don't know what the tapping was about.
Speaker 1: And she even explained holding onto the nail and tapping.
Speaker 3: That's when she said tapping. She didn't know why she
Speaker 3: was doing it.
Speaker 1: It was so insane.
Speaker 3: It shows to me, though, Swanni, that they both are
Speaker 3: acting a little bit in those interviews because Cynthia just
Speaker 3: said there she didn't know what was going on. She
Speaker 3: certainly seemed like she knew what was happening in the
Speaker 3: original interview.
Speaker 2: Yeah, although now that I hear say that, it makes
Speaker 2: sense that she was really pausing. Yeah, and I feel
Speaker 2: like that journalist didn't know what I think she was
Speaker 2: really overwhelmed.
Speaker 1: With the situation.
Speaker 2: Trace and Dohld Trace and she works in queer media.
Speaker 2: And then Cynthia was like, I don't know, do I
Speaker 2: work in queer media? But I think her mouth just
Speaker 2: started to say things. All of that holding space and stuff.
Speaker 2: I think that was just rambling.
Speaker 3: Which happens in those junket interviews. You It's almost an
Speaker 3: out of body experience, because this is it is.
Speaker 2: I've never been harder on myself than when I leave
Speaker 2: those and I go, you are a waste of space
Speaker 2: and oxygen, you know what I mean. Now, apparently very
Speaker 2: bad things are going to happen to Jay Z and Beyonce.
Speaker 1: Am I allowed to even say that.
Speaker 3: It's Hartman Swane. I'm saying twenty twenty five. I don't
Speaker 3: think it's going to be a good year for them.
Speaker 2: There has been many many conspiracy theories around them. And
Speaker 2: their involvement with Sean Diddy Combs and the news has
Speaker 2: been breaking and roll all day that jay Z is
Speaker 2: being looked at by the.
Speaker 3: Police for one of the worst things.
Speaker 2: For one of the worst crimes in the universe.
Speaker 3: It's it's a scary time. He has come out and
Speaker 3: denied the claims and allegations.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's a very lengthy statement. You didn't have to
Speaker 2: be that lengthy, very loopy and odd.
Speaker 3: Anyway, watch this space ricularly. Tim and Joel are up next.
Speaker 3: Have a beautiful Monday night, you too.
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