Speaker 1: Quick get in the morning every day. Adelaide, Well, you
Speaker 1: wouldn't believe it's Kelly. Terrence Park absolutely cleaned up taitan
Speaker 1: in five.
Speaker 2: K Kelly from Rrence Park. Guess what does what? You
Speaker 2: won Tata in five k?
Speaker 1: God, thank you.
Speaker 3: That's so excited. I was hoping that I would win
Speaker 3: and I was just my fingers crossed and I can't
Speaker 3: believe I was. I'm taking Mom. She's a huge tailor
Speaker 3: Swish as well, and she tried so hard to get
Speaker 3: tickets for us both and she deserves it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she does.
Speaker 2: Anyone who takes the Mum anywhere. I am all about
Speaker 2: I love that for Kelly, and she shouted so loud
Speaker 2: that her Apple watch said he you've exceeded nine decipals.
Speaker 2: If you keep doing that, you're going to go deaf.
Speaker 1: She almost left her tonsils in the phone. Outrageous stuff.
Speaker 1: We kicked it up a gear though. Joe's Tata a day.
Speaker 2: So next week, if you're not across the news, we
Speaker 2: are giving away Taylor Swift tickets, flights, accommodation, aerostour in
Speaker 2: Melbourne every single day, eight thirty every single day, every
Speaker 2: single day, every single day. Okay, listening is every single day.
Speaker 2: Jody and Hazy, Sat and five K. This is Taylor
Speaker 2: Swift on Nobood no one name.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I just took myself up to a
Speaker 1: little heart machine before. I'm running at two hundred and
Speaker 1: thirty beats per minute. I haven't been this nervous and
Speaker 1: it hasn't beat it that hard since I asked my
Speaker 1: wife to nament.
Speaker 2: Oh really, yes God, and then she said no, and
Speaker 2: your heart rate dropped significantly. Brack Yeah, like that moment
Speaker 2: in the Simpsons.
Speaker 1: You know, a particular moment where Ralph Wigian gets his
Speaker 1: heart absolutely destroyed. Tate and five K, we have come
Speaker 1: to a thrilling conclusion. Flights Accommodation. You your best friend in
Speaker 1: Melbourne seeing the one, the only Taylor Swift yeap with
Speaker 1: a casual five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: We have been building up to this all morning and this,
Speaker 2: my little friend, is the moment.
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 2: So should we take a call. Let's go to Kelly
Speaker 2: from Terrence Park. Hey, Kelly, how are you doing? Hi?
Speaker 2: I'm good?
Speaker 3: How are you?
Speaker 1: Happy Friday?
Speaker 4: Care?
Speaker 5: Happy Friday?
Speaker 2: How'd you get on air? Was it with us or
Speaker 2: it was with you?
Speaker 5: During the afternoons.
Speaker 2: Okay, right, so it wasn't with us.
Speaker 1: That's very interesting.
Speaker 2: That's sad.
Speaker 1: Okay, So Kelly somewhat of a Taylor Swift fan. What
Speaker 1: are we talking here?
Speaker 5: I'm a huge Tailors fan, a massive Tailors was fan.
Speaker 5: I've loved her since the dout. I've tried my hardest
Speaker 5: to get tickets and I'm hoping.
Speaker 1: Okay, got those friendship bracelets? Things going on or what? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I started making them justin and the anticipation, just in
Speaker 5: case I get to go.
Speaker 1: Okay, one more question for you? What number is Travis
Speaker 1: Kelcey Kansas City check? Whoa? Okay?
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, okay, Well Kelly from Terrence Park, guess what else? What?
Speaker 2: You've won five K? What's happening? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Oh Kelly, are you there?
Speaker 3: I'm there, sorry, Kelly.
Speaker 6: You okay, thank you, You're so welcome.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Aw the phone is genuinely cutting out because if I
Speaker 1: was like, what's going on?
Speaker 5: My god?
Speaker 2: Thank you?
Speaker 3: That's so excited, Kelly.
Speaker 2: Did you did you think you were going to win?
Speaker 3: I was hoping that I would win, and I was
Speaker 3: just my fingers crossed and I can't believe I was.
Speaker 3: I'm so excited.
Speaker 1: You absolutely deserve this. Now, Kelly, have you worked out
Speaker 1: exactly who's going to go with you?
Speaker 5: I'm taking Mom?
Speaker 1: Oh cute, beautiful.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm taking Mom.
Speaker 5: She's with a huge pastor fan as well, and she
Speaker 5: tried so hard to get tickets for us both and
Speaker 5: she deserves it.
Speaker 1: Oh beautiful.
Speaker 2: So how many hours do you did you spend on
Speaker 2: the computer? Do you reckon? Oh?
Speaker 5: I have spent hours going on to marketplace and then
Speaker 5: probably like six hours seven hours in a queue both
Speaker 5: times to get the tickets. So this is a dream.
Speaker 1: Oh this is beautiful.
Speaker 2: Okay, you scream so loudly that the phone cut out?
Speaker 2: What did your Apple watch just say to you?
Speaker 5: My Apple? What told me it was about ninety The
Speaker 5: wall knew this way for thirty minutes.
Speaker 2: Here.
Speaker 5: I probably scared my neighbors as well.
Speaker 2: Oh so we were like, what's happened to the phone.
Speaker 2: It's just gone silent? But you dreamed so loud it
Speaker 2: cut out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I got to save my voice fend Taylor.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, have you told your mom?
Speaker 5: I haven't told her yet. I'm waiting and I'm going
Speaker 5: to be so excited to tell her.
Speaker 2: Where is she? Now? You going to call her.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she's at work. I'm going to call her.
Speaker 1: This is beautiful.
Speaker 5: She's waiting for the call.
Speaker 2: So excited.
Speaker 1: Wore flask accommodation with your mom in Melbourne and also
Speaker 1: five thousand dollars killing You might spin that on.
Speaker 5: Well, I'm definitely taking mom's fancy in a possible and
Speaker 5: some Taylor Swift nerds for the both of us, and
Speaker 5: maybe a little bit more Tailor siftmerts and maybe a
Speaker 5: little shopping free in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: How nice?
Speaker 2: Can I highly recommend chingin in Melbourne make a booking
Speaker 2: life very difficult to get in.
Speaker 5: I'm sure it will be this weekend as well.
Speaker 2: Babes. Well done, congratulations, thank you.
Speaker 3: I'm going to Taylor Swep.
Speaker 2: Oh so good. Can you please please please send us
Speaker 2: some pics?
Speaker 5: Yes, for sure, I'll have you in all my Instagram posts.
Speaker 5: Don't worry about it.
Speaker 2: I'll give you. I'll give you Hazy's mobile numbers.
Speaker 1: Have your photo at the Tailor Swift concert every four
Speaker 1: to five seconds.
Speaker 5: What done.
Speaker 2: We are so happy for you. Well done. Your perseverance,
Speaker 2: perseverance has paid off. Congratulations, Thank you so much.
Speaker 5: Thank You've made me the happiest girl. Alive.
Speaker 2: That's has never heard that before.
Speaker 1: So foreign to me. It's what he feels like to
Speaker 1: make someone happy. Okay, that was really nice. So are
Speaker 1: you saying to me Joe's that we could potentially up
Speaker 1: that next week with Tyler Swift.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, I'm saying that.
Speaker 1: Of course, this is outrageous.
Speaker 2: One.
Speaker 1: So take me through this because what we just did
Speaker 1: with Kelly was absolutely outrageous.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well that was outrageous. This is even outrageousness, so
Speaker 2: outrageous her. Yeah. So if you thought Titan in five
Speaker 2: k was massive, next week we're going to be giving
Speaker 2: away tickets to see Taylor Swift live in Melbourne. Turn
Speaker 2: that down. Every single day.
Speaker 1: You're hitting them every single day.
Speaker 2: Every single day. We're talking tickets, flights, accommodation for you
Speaker 2: and your bestie, all sorted. Your chance when you wait
Speaker 2: to tayte every single day right here, Jody and Hazy,
Speaker 2: No over nine one nine.
Speaker 1: Wow, that is really really good. It's to yourself on
Speaker 1: the stand by list. Yes, do you know what should
Speaker 1: we do this today? Like just after nine o'clock, should
Speaker 1: you keep it to lock to over nine one to
Speaker 1: get yourself on the stand by this first opportunities No,
Speaker 1: it's just.
Speaker 2: Every month, like next week, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
Speaker 2: at eight thirty, we will be announcing a winner every day.
Speaker 1: A very s you are, so just let me see
Speaker 1: about this because I'm not sure if it's actually real.
Speaker 1: A Taylor Swift winner every single day. That's what I
Speaker 1: We're not building up to one winner everyday.
Speaker 2: There's what you're waking up to.
Speaker 1: Adelaide news today, breaking news, what's the news today? Snooze news.
Speaker 2: It has to be said, it's been a bit of
Speaker 2: a horror twenty four hours in Adelaide, South Australia. I
Speaker 2: don't really want to touch on that stuff because it
Speaker 2: is Friday and it is incredibly sad. So we're just
Speaker 2: going to go to Abbey in the newsroom. Who's going
Speaker 2: to talk grocery prices.
Speaker 7: We are going to talk grocery prices this morning. As
Speaker 7: we know, there's been a few inquiries and there's also
Speaker 7: one being led by the A Triple C into price
Speaker 7: gouging across supermarkets, energy companies, things like that. South Australia
Speaker 7: are actually going to have a new parliamentary inquiry now
Speaker 7: because our food prices have actually increased sixteen percent in
Speaker 7: the past three years, and that's higher than any other
Speaker 7: capital city. Also, a few weeks ago, farmers were basically
Speaker 7: saying supermarkets need to They were paying them under a
Speaker 7: dollar a kilo for their produce, so they were basically saying,
Speaker 7: if you don't up this and you're making record profits,
Speaker 7: we're going to have to walk away from our businesses,
Speaker 7: which is really really concerning.
Speaker 2: Can I just highly encourage everyone, And I know it's
Speaker 2: a pain because it's easier at the supermarket to grab
Speaker 2: at the big supermarkets to grab your fruit and veg.
Speaker 2: Please please please go to your local fruit and veg,
Speaker 2: your local one who grow it here. It is so
Speaker 2: much better. You pay about the same price and you
Speaker 2: are supporting local farmers half the time. Sometimes I find
Speaker 2: it cheaper. But it also just lasts longer.
Speaker 7: You're not you're not on the second or third day
Speaker 7: throwing things out because it's gone gross in the fridge.
Speaker 7: So yeah, I hopefully will start see if food prices
Speaker 7: come down. Obviously with cost of living, it's a mess
Speaker 7: at the moment.
Speaker 2: So with butchers too, Sorry I'm on my high holes now.
Speaker 2: Don't go past your local butcher to get your meat
Speaker 2: from the supermarket.
Speaker 1: Sorry, that's the high horse. Beautiful big fellow, isn't he
Speaker 1: look at that sorough bread?
Speaker 2: But yes, for the use of the horse sound effect
Speaker 2: usually means something vastly different.
Speaker 1: Definitely woke me up.
Speaker 2: That's just.
Speaker 1: Having a good time.
Speaker 7: But yes, butcher's the meat quality as well goes to Brighton,
Speaker 7: I think, and just amazing.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And also the nicest people on the planet, but
Speaker 2: I don't know that they're different.
Speaker 1: Breed, very positive, are so happy, you know, because of
Speaker 1: the iron, great iron. That's what you're getting meat. That's it.
Speaker 1: What if you're lower iron, you feel absolutely awful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, correct, it doesn't anyway, this does okay, a lot of.
Speaker 1: Iron meat, all right, Okay, Susie. A bit of port
Speaker 1: Adelaide news today. We will find out who is going
Speaker 1: to be elected onto the board between two port Adelaide legends,
Speaker 1: and that is Warren tread Ray v my very good
Speaker 1: friend Bruce Abnethy. Y. So we'll probably find out mid
Speaker 1: after and I don't think David Kosh is going to
Speaker 1: hold a press conference around about three o'clock. But this
Speaker 1: is a bit of an unusual situation because rarely do
Speaker 1: you see two absolute legends of one football club battling
Speaker 1: for one spot. It's a really strange sort of spot
Speaker 1: that these folks find themselves in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a different scenario, isn't it. Yeah, So who
Speaker 2: votes members?
Speaker 1: The members? Yes, yes, so you're voting away. No, I'm
Speaker 1: not a member, so I can't really vote.
Speaker 2: We can't really be a member anyway, because you're a
Speaker 2: member of the media and you're supposed to be impartial, particularly.
Speaker 1: When you're reporting on You just wouldn't tell anyone.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, isn't that a glimpse into your moral compass.
Speaker 1: I'm saying that you can. There's no hard and fast
Speaker 1: rule that you can't be a member of football club,
Speaker 1: but you just wouldn't tell anyone.
Speaker 2: You keep it quiet.
Speaker 1: Who are you a member of Gold Coast.
Speaker 2: Sons, the Adelaide Thunderbirds, Thank you all the thunders that's right,
Speaker 2: I'm a proud, paid up member.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Fierce together. It's what we've always said, Fierce together.
Speaker 2: You've always said that.
Speaker 1: You've always said that.
Speaker 2: Susie, change the pace and talk Blink one eight too.
Speaker 2: They are Yes, I.
Speaker 1: Will turn the lighter Jerry me good stuff.
Speaker 7: Oh this takes me back to being an eightsty thirteen
Speaker 7: year old. Yeah, rocking out your.
Speaker 1: Bedroom, the weight of the world on your shoulder.
Speaker 2: I can't find that hard to believe that Abby had
Speaker 2: attitude when she was fine, never sunshine. Full kudos to
Speaker 2: your parents because raising you as a teenager wouldn't have
Speaker 2: been easy.
Speaker 7: It wasn't good.
Speaker 2: It wasn't good. I'm surprised I wasn't booted out, to
Speaker 2: be honest.
Speaker 1: I just hope think one too. I've still got it
Speaker 1: and by reports are absolutely killing it still. Yeah right,
Speaker 1: they got so many good songs. Yeah, one of the
Speaker 1: great bands of our generation.
Speaker 2: It is sold out on Sunday. So if you were
Speaker 2: looking to go bad luck too late. And Travis Barker
Speaker 2: says on Twitter or x whatever it's called. Now feels
Speaker 2: like I'm going back in time. I haven't been to
Speaker 2: Australia in nineteen years because of my fear of flying
Speaker 2: after my accident. I'm back.
Speaker 1: He's back, so cool. Trav and his wife will be
Speaker 1: in town as well.
Speaker 2: Kim Kardashian, No, it's not, Kim. Don't roll your eyes
Speaker 2: at me, Courtney Kardashian. Barker not will be.
Speaker 7: She's in Sydney. She's been spotted walking around licking on
Speaker 7: ice cream.
Speaker 2: Doesn't mean she'll come to Adelaide, I know, but I'm
Speaker 2: just saying she might. She might.
Speaker 1: She might be just sort of cruising around the entertainment
Speaker 1: center as well. We just look pop past the eighty Daily.
Speaker 1: There she's at your front bar. She's completely lost on
Speaker 1: port Row. She's just having a beverage that the landa promised.
Speaker 1: And you're like, how, no, don't go there, Courtney.
Speaker 2: You might see one of your sister's topless.
Speaker 4: Hey.
Speaker 1: I was surfing the web yesterday Jod's, and I got
Speaker 1: sidetracked by something which could be considered work. Could you
Speaker 1: believe it? Crazy?
Speaker 2: Am I? Right?
Speaker 1: So what about this, Sam? When you what's what's the
Speaker 1: shortest amount of time that you've ever checked in at
Speaker 1: a hotel for WHOA?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Is it less like less than a night?
Speaker 2: No? No, never a daytime visit?
Speaker 1: Just never for like a few hours?
Speaker 2: No? Right?
Speaker 1: That seems unbelievably odd, doesn't it.
Speaker 2: But the only time it's ever happened is like if
Speaker 2: you're in Bali or something and you've got a late
Speaker 2: flight and they let you sort of check in for
Speaker 2: a day so you can take the family. You know
Speaker 2: what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yes, so you can wait there, yeah, instead of waiting
Speaker 1: at the airport.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, nothing sinister though.
Speaker 1: Knock back a couple of bin tanks where you nurse
Speaker 1: that ridiculously sunburnt chest of yours. Oh my gosh, why
Speaker 1: do I think I could take on the Barley sun?
Speaker 2: And why did you think you could take on my chest?
Speaker 1: Who told you it was a good idea to wear
Speaker 1: a Reddi bull single.
Speaker 2: It I've come back with an outline of a bull.
Speaker 1: So Barley. The Park Royal in Melbourne Airport is bringing
Speaker 1: back hourly days for travelers looking to have a nap
Speaker 1: before a long layover or a delayed flight. You can
Speaker 1: buy an hour's worth of accommodation.
Speaker 2: Okay, so do his nap in inverted commas here.
Speaker 1: I I know that's exactly what I was thinking. We're
Speaker 1: not the dirty birds, they're the dirty birds. Yes, So
Speaker 1: I just wonder, I just wonder if there's any funny
Speaker 1: business going.
Speaker 2: Oh, I think it's good. You think that's I think
Speaker 2: it's a good assumption to make.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because sometimes what are you going to achieve in
Speaker 1: an hour? And what do you need to do business wise?
Speaker 1: In terms of your employment? What can you achieve in
Speaker 1: one hour?
Speaker 2: Yeah? No, it's a good point.
Speaker 1: Who needs a one hour nap? That's not enough? Makes
Speaker 1: you think that as well? Like some other little examples
Speaker 1: where you go, is there something a little bit more
Speaker 1: sinister at play? Like, for example, private browsing on Internet?
Speaker 1: I mean, I dare say, is it anyone who's using
Speaker 1: it for things other than maybe doing your online banking?
Speaker 1: Also that little tied massage pile that's just near your
Speaker 1: house that for some reason is open at three am?
Speaker 1: I mean, who's getting a deep massage on their hamstrings
Speaker 1: at three am? Could there be something else at play?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah, this is very cynical of you, though, well,
Speaker 2: just very cynical, class half empty to consider that there
Speaker 2: might be other things going on in that massage pile.
Speaker 1: Who knows who? I don't know what goes on because
Speaker 1: I've never been into these massage piles. I just wonder
Speaker 1: if there is a little bit more to the story. Okay,
Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just wonder if you were to check into
Speaker 2: the park role at the Melbourne Airport, what are you
Speaker 2: doing with the other fifty eight minutes and thirty four seconds.
Speaker 1: Embarrassing walk he can I be refunded for fifty eight
Speaker 1: minutes please? I'm refreshed.
Speaker 2: The Diary, for the uninitiated, is an opportunity for me
Speaker 2: to sit down and pen everything that's happened this week
Speaker 2: and my thoughts and feelings and emotions surrounding it.
Speaker 1: That's such a that's such an incorrect way to describe
Speaker 1: the diary. It is a genuine opportunity for you to
Speaker 1: take the absolute pi double five it everyone around you
Speaker 1: and just really vent.
Speaker 2: Use me very much. Unless you've got the journal and
Speaker 2: the pen. You have no right to judge the diary.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: I'm not good at writing stuff, Okay, I'm not good
Speaker 1: at expressing my feelings. Okay, okay, how dore you try
Speaker 1: and tap into that space?
Speaker 2: So don't have a go at me when I try
Speaker 2: and do it?
Speaker 1: All right? Well, my eyes leaking, all right.
Speaker 2: The theme of this week's diary is bad Boys. Dear Diary. Well,
Speaker 2: everyone was on each this week, so I thought a
Speaker 2: tribute to all the bad guys out there slighing was
Speaker 2: in order. Take it away, young man from Australian idol,
Speaker 2: do yourself, girl, like your lough gage just can get
Speaker 2: love gageous.
Speaker 1: Always a love guy on the bad side.
Speaker 2: Make your mom sad sack, make you mad sack the
Speaker 2: dad site. I'm a bed god dude. Even Mummy Marsha
Speaker 2: was mad any good person. I just allow me just
Speaker 2: one opportunity. We were just hanging over Hush. I submitted
Speaker 2: my audition. I can feel the Russia, and Mummy Marsha
Speaker 2: had some solid feedback Hush. And you know who else
Speaker 2: was Mummy Marsha mad Tanya who called in to give
Speaker 2: us a few musings about products that simply do not work.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Tenure, what's you what?
Speaker 1: The fork minds a small item.
Speaker 5: A lot of people have felt dis taste showers pray
Speaker 5: that are supposed to remove the gum.
Speaker 1: I always end up on my knees scrubbing. I pay
Speaker 1: the money so I don't have to do. Yes, spot
Speaker 1: On doesn't work.
Speaker 4: I'm done.
Speaker 1: I'm done, killed me.
Speaker 5: Why do they sell it all?
Speaker 4: Startlant work?
Speaker 1: Okay? Yeah?
Speaker 2: False advertising? Goodness me? And you know who else is?
Speaker 2: Mummy Marsha mad horses everywhere for consistently being compared to
Speaker 2: hazy like it's a common mistake that people make putting
Speaker 2: their bathing suit on backwards. It's just really awkward when
Speaker 2: you do it. It's all the time, the love of God,
Speaker 2: hazy switch it.
Speaker 6: Around and I hope on the other way, and I
Speaker 6: finally fits at the front seriously tow up going on.
Speaker 2: Well asked the question what age do you have to
Speaker 2: stop checking your kid's phone? And Horse had some advice
Speaker 2: for all the young stallions out there.
Speaker 1: There's definitely a key message and all this, I think,
Speaker 1: and two very very key words, private browsing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Dania.
Speaker 1: I actually continued praying the whole problem in the shower
Speaker 1: at some stage, praying that.
Speaker 6: Maybe the time it's going to work, Yeah, which is
Speaker 6: clearly the definition of in Sandy doing the same thing
Speaker 6: and expecting a different result.
Speaker 1: But you're like, I'm just gonna pull through this.
Speaker 2: Wow, okay, can you wrap it up again?
Speaker 3: I don't know what they're doing for me.
Speaker 5: I've been fifteen one hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm with you. I just have to interrupt you there.
Speaker 2: I feel you're paying. I've been trying to get rid
Speaker 2: of the scum around here for a long.
Speaker 1: What you've been spraying me with?
Speaker 2: That is it? Well, that's it for the week. Looking
Speaker 2: forward to Monday giving us a good old fashioned spanking.
Speaker 1: Really got to be firm with Monday, don't you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you do.
Speaker 1: Don't give it an inch otherwise it'll come up behind
Speaker 1: you and slap you on the buttocks and you don't
Speaker 1: want that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you go, hey, Monday, do it again.
Speaker 1: You're whoa And then you really throw it on its head.
Speaker 1: It's like, Okay, I'm going to go the other way.
Speaker 2: Nice move there, jokes, and just let us know if
Speaker 2: there's anything we can do for you this weekend. Didn't
Speaker 2: We have a similar thing with Peter Mellenowski when he
Speaker 2: was leaving.
Speaker 1: He said something on the lines of if there's anything
Speaker 1: you guys can do for me, let me know, and
Speaker 1: then he goes, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no, just reverse.
Speaker 2: Anything we can do for you talking about you know
Speaker 2: that sounds pretty good. So to all the nasty dudes, Mummy,
Speaker 2: mad Marshes, thick kisses to you.
Speaker 1: All, Genevieve and I'm just gonna lean over there and
Speaker 1: here you go off.
Speaker 2: This weekend Kings and queens, oh my love, Jody, Jesus Christ,
Speaker 2: every product and I'm so outraged. So gen Z are
Speaker 2: making fun of millennials who still use wallets. I've got
Speaker 2: a How very dare they?
Speaker 1: Yeah? But how do they carry their stuff?
Speaker 5: A right?
Speaker 1: If they're not using water?
Speaker 2: It's all on their phone now it's all electronic. And
Speaker 2: can I tell you as a woman who lost their
Speaker 2: physical debit card. It got swallowed up by an ATM
Speaker 2: in Bangkok and then b changed their phone over so
Speaker 2: my apple CA couldn't walk work anymore. Guess what I've got?
Speaker 2: No cash?
Speaker 1: Yeah? No cash here?
Speaker 2: If you put all your money on your phone? What
Speaker 2: happens when you don't have your phone? You are cooked?
Speaker 2: So jokes on their, mandra Hayes.
Speaker 1: Jokes on them. Their absolute life is perfectly trapped inside
Speaker 1: a small phone. I know, so what a wallet sales?
Speaker 1: Potentially going down there? I remember having the billibong strapped?
Speaker 2: Was that billibong? Or rip curl? If you've got one
Speaker 2: of those for Christmas?
Speaker 1: Whall? I'll take it up? And not I had a mambo?
Speaker 1: Did you strapped together? Wallett? And I was the king?
Speaker 2: You were the king?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 2: Come on, let's just have a little trip down memory
Speaker 2: lane and talk about the things that gen Z will
Speaker 2: never understand. And this stuff is going to blow their
Speaker 2: little minds. I've done a top five. Do you want
Speaker 2: to hear it? Oh?
Speaker 1: Yes, please?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 2: Number five. Back in the day, if you wanted to
Speaker 2: order a pizza, guess what, guys, you had to look
Speaker 2: it up in the phone book, like scroll through hundreds
Speaker 2: and hundreds of numbers that are physically written down to
Speaker 2: find your nearest pizza hut.
Speaker 1: White pages that would be absolutely foreign to some of
Speaker 1: the You know.
Speaker 2: If you wanted a business, it was the yellow pages.
Speaker 2: The white pages were your friend's numbers. The yellow Pages
Speaker 2: was a separate, whole, separate compartment.
Speaker 1: That's why we could never order pizza. We could never
Speaker 1: find the number.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's so sad. No one's delivering to
Speaker 2: your rural town of Where was it anyway?
Speaker 1: Beckham? So one hundred k is north of Walger So
Speaker 1: traveling an hour's north? Yeah, not really worth it, is it?
Speaker 2: Can you imagine calling up the pizza going, can you
Speaker 2: do you deliver to Beckham? Wouldn't have thought, mate.
Speaker 1: Where do you live on a property? Property? One hundred
Speaker 1: k's north? Or where you are?
Speaker 2: I'm sure number four if you wanted to talk to
Speaker 2: your boyfriend. So in my case it was Daniel Lane
Speaker 2: in year nine, you'd have to unwind an extension cord
Speaker 2: into your room dial up on a phone, and then
Speaker 2: you'd still have your brother Aaron pick up the other
Speaker 2: phone and your mum's we make kissing noises, being like yeah,
Speaker 2: get off.
Speaker 1: The phone, get up. You never knew if somebody else.
Speaker 2: Was listening, yeah, or get off. I need to use
Speaker 2: the internet, because you couldn't do the two things simultaneously.
Speaker 1: Yes, on the internet as well. The youngsters will never
Speaker 1: understand just how exciting it was to illegally download things
Speaker 1: via Napster and then lime wise.
Speaker 2: Okay, mate, I didn't we didn't need to go in
Speaker 2: that direction.
Speaker 1: And sometimes this is the true story, actually, I think
Speaker 1: I've told it before, where Mum actually stumbled up on something.
Speaker 1: It was a video that popped up for a second
Speaker 1: and I managed to gaslight mum thinking that she'd imagine that.
Speaker 1: My mom, you're crazy, Like, what are you thinking about
Speaker 1: that you would think about something like that. Not me,
Speaker 1: I'm just your wholesome son.
Speaker 2: Yeah. The third thing is if you're in a car
Speaker 2: and you're in the back seat and your parents are driving,
Speaker 2: if you wanted to wind the window down, you didn't
Speaker 2: have the luxury of pushing a button and having it go.
Speaker 2: You had to physically wind that sucker down with a winder.
Speaker 2: There's probably some still cars that do it.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, they're very very that's a genuine thing.
Speaker 2: But we're mainly doing it manually. So you could suck
Speaker 2: in some fresh air because your parents are in the
Speaker 2: front of the car.
Speaker 1: Just gone smoking back on a day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're in the backseat like.
Speaker 1: You just had twenty ers as well, but it's okay,
Speaker 1: we're taking the backstreets home. It was a different time, Jose.
Speaker 1: It was a different time.
Speaker 2: Number two videos and cartoons. If you wanted to watch
Speaker 2: one of your favorite movies, you'd have to go to
Speaker 2: a Blockbuster on a Friday night with your parents and
Speaker 2: choose it out and physically get a VHS and take
Speaker 2: it home and watch it.
Speaker 1: That's quite the event, though, wasn't it?
Speaker 2: Also cartoons, there was no streaming, so if you, for example,
Speaker 2: wanted to watch your favorite show, which back in the
Speaker 2: back in the day was Beverly Hills nine one two
Speaker 2: one I once a.
Speaker 1: Week it was on Luke Perry, What a Heart's rob
Speaker 1: in My Eyes? Where I think for most people and
Speaker 1: the other characters didn't exist. It's just Luke Perry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well it was Brenda Brandon. I'm trying to think
Speaker 2: of the other one who was the blondie. I can't
Speaker 2: remember any I had a good Perry all your favorite
Speaker 2: cartoons that were only on a Saturday morning, weren't they?
Speaker 1: A Garfield Ladies and Settlement, Goldfield and Friends?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What a little trip?
Speaker 2: Was that your favorite?
Speaker 1: That was my favorite? I love Garfield?
Speaker 2: Yeah, otis.
Speaker 1: Remember God's name was Odie. His name is John. But
Speaker 1: also as well, the greatest show that was ever put together?
Speaker 2: Yes, and this is the number one. There was no Spotify,
Speaker 2: so if you wanted to hear your number one song
Speaker 2: for the week, you had to hot wait until a
Speaker 2: Saturday morning for this.
Speaker 1: Hello child, your your, your, yourself and yourself and your rage.
Speaker 1: It's pretty It was quite risky, wasn't it was?
Speaker 2: But did you have guessing games with his siblings about
Speaker 2: who'd be number one?
Speaker 4: That way?
Speaker 1: I remember when DJ Jazzy, Jeff and Will Smith went
Speaker 1: to number one for Boom Shake the Room, and it
Speaker 1: was a genuine celebration. It's ridiculous, Oh my god.
Speaker 2: And Hayes House was so excited until they realized we're
Speaker 2: not getting a pizza.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And also a rage came on about four or
Speaker 1: five in the morning. If you got up at sort
Speaker 1: of twelve o'clock in the morning and you've done the
Speaker 1: little bit of a post midnight SBS session, you sitting
Speaker 1: there and you're like, I've seen some stuff. Oh boy,
Speaker 1: I should have seen that. What have I actually always
Speaker 1: said from day dot? What have I always said?
Speaker 2: Ah, you're crazy girl.
Speaker 1: I have said that, you're crazy girl. I've said this.
Speaker 1: Joe's in Belgium. They're on the right track when it
Speaker 1: comes to hairdressing. So true, absolutely on the right, that's
Speaker 1: right right this the Federation of Belgian Hairdressers FEBLE hair
Speaker 1: Chris's party in Februare is calling on its members to
Speaker 1: charge customers per minute, regardless of their gender. This is
Speaker 1: something which it apps absolutely blows my mind. So look
Speaker 1: at my haircut and looks first of all, admire my
Speaker 1: haircut and then tell me how much reckon I pay
Speaker 1: for it.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what I admire about it. Your hairdresser
Speaker 2: is very adept at cutting around the large forehead.
Speaker 1: I thought you say something, Oh, I don't let it.
Speaker 1: He shouldn't be charging you more than thirty bucks. Otherwise
Speaker 1: he's charging you more than pert rand all that kind
Speaker 1: of stuff. I don't need that.
Speaker 7: You walked in there and when I used to be
Speaker 7: on sen and they went, all right, we won't charge
Speaker 7: you a little contry deal.
Speaker 1: That doesn't work anywhere. It does not work anywhere, not
Speaker 1: even for cane, not even for game. Thirty five bucks, right,
Speaker 1: thirty five bucks, And that's the most that I'll pay
Speaker 1: for a gorgeous haircut like this.
Speaker 2: So honestly, that makes me want to cry for any
Speaker 2: woman who's ever been to any hairdresser ever, let alone
Speaker 2: something that involved dye and coloring your hair. Thirty five
Speaker 2: dollars is a tree.
Speaker 1: Go on, let's go around the room. How much I
Speaker 1: don't want to give us a ballpark?
Speaker 2: Then it's plus three hundred?
Speaker 1: What kidding very much? Plus three hundred? Were talking pastos
Speaker 1: or repair?
Speaker 2: No, but I think it's a blonde f you're a
Speaker 2: bond Yeah, am I right?
Speaker 1: It's a blonde thing that you'd be dumb enough to
Speaker 1: pay for goodness sake, give me for my hand.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's every time I pay for it, I feel
Speaker 2: sick to the stomach because it is so exorbitantly priced. Wow,
Speaker 2: you get a free hand mass sides.
Speaker 1: Though, fantastic, that's good news. Your beautiful hair cut.
Speaker 2: It's not beautiful, suit, it's gross. I don't want to say,
Speaker 2: but hopefully mom and dad aren't listening. Okay, So the
Speaker 2: last place I love a woman in a mid there.
Speaker 2: Don't hear how much I paid for my haircut? Okay,
Speaker 2: so one of them.
Speaker 7: So when I left Brisbane a full head of foils cut.
Speaker 7: And when I used to have hair extensions, like proper
Speaker 7: tape hair extensions back in the day, because that's what
Speaker 7: you did when you're in your twenties, and I was
Speaker 7: earning way too much money, over a thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, so ridiculous.
Speaker 2: I know, I know, it's so bad. I would be
Speaker 2: living in three houses now if I hadn't.
Speaker 4: Have done that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you get produced a glowy over here
Speaker 2: who has the thickest hair of all time and complains
Speaker 2: about it all the time. And yet here we are
Speaker 2: getting hair extensions to make our hair. My hair is
Speaker 2: obnoxiously thick. But I had my first hair on a long,
Speaker 2: long time a couple of weeks ago, and it's for
Speaker 2: just a cut and blow dry one hundred and thirty dollars. Wow,
Speaker 2: that sounds completely reasonable.
Speaker 1: I was happy with that. I walked away going, oh win,
Speaker 1: let's squash the gender gap. Let's pay per minutes.
Speaker 2: See my issue is I'm there for like three hours.
Speaker 2: So if it's a.
Speaker 1: Dooint, that's good, that's good. You still save about six
Speaker 1: hundred bucks.
Speaker 2: I don't pay that anymore. But yeah, let's work that out.
Speaker 2: If we're there for like three hours and he's there
Speaker 2: for twenty minutes.
Speaker 1: It's even te prefer you again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's going on?
Speaker 1: Can I just say something? Can I just say something?
Speaker 1: And I'll say this respectfully with all due respect. Yeah, guys,
Speaker 1: aren't that good?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: You shouldn't have got.
Speaker 6: Fridays?
Speaker 1: It's the beautiful, always blowing Ryan Fitzgerald, good morning to you.
Speaker 1: If it's how good? Has it been given away? Tylor Swift?
Speaker 1: Tickets like it?
Speaker 4: Just to hear the emotion in people's voices, and there's
Speaker 4: we've had crying people crying, just melting on the phone, jades.
Speaker 1: It's been out of control.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is so nice, like you're literally making these
Speaker 2: people's lifetimes. It's unbelievable. And speaking of which did you
Speaker 2: speak to Pink this week? Yeah?
Speaker 4: How's this from? Got a text message last night from
Speaker 4: because she doesn't really need to promote the tour anymore, Jude.
Speaker 4: So she's on she's up doing sound check last night
Speaker 4: and she's she said to the record company, actually, I'm
Speaker 4: really excited about the tour kicking off in Australia tomorrow
Speaker 4: and I I wouldn't mind talking to a couple of
Speaker 4: radio stations. So Nova gets the call and they're like, FITZI,
Speaker 4: what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Where are you?
Speaker 4: And I said, oh, I'm just about Lenny's gun for
Speaker 4: a serf Hugh. He's about to go down to footage
Speaker 4: trainer now at the Cockle Divers And they said, can
Speaker 4: you jump into the studio quickly and have a chat
Speaker 4: to Pink? I said, yea, sweet, no worries, had a
Speaker 4: quick shower, jumped to the studio and had.
Speaker 1: A chat to Pink for fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2: That he's outrageous.
Speaker 1: Who's on the phone. It's Alisha a Lisha who oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I know you you're famous.
Speaker 4: No, but see the last time we were faced to
Speaker 4: think was ten years ago, right, And she's we've worked
Speaker 4: it out in two thousand and nine, the Fun House Tour,
Speaker 4: she did fifty four shows in Australia. Twenty thirteen she
Speaker 4: did forty two shows, and this tour she's doing twenty.
Speaker 4: She's done over one hundred shows in Australia alone.
Speaker 2: I said to her, have you've bought an investment? Probably
Speaker 2: like you have you got a house in Australia.
Speaker 4: And she goes, you know what, carry And I haven't
Speaker 4: bought one yet, But we talk about all the time
Speaker 4: when the kids leave home and we're older, that will
Speaker 4: come back to Australia and spend a few years here.
Speaker 4: They love it that much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought you about say fifty, she's gone from
Speaker 1: fifty to forty, what to twenty? She's just getting a
Speaker 1: tad lazy.
Speaker 4: Well you know what it's like, Well, it's like your
Speaker 4: footy career. See, the body just doesn't pull up anymore.
Speaker 5: It does it.
Speaker 2: I saw some of the chat fifty and she was
Speaker 2: basically just talking about a kid, saying the eldest one
Speaker 2: wants to be a trauma surgeon and the youngest is
Speaker 2: just like, we'll probably end up going to.
Speaker 4: She said, he will be a DJ in Las Vegas, US.
Speaker 4: I said, that's exactly the same as my second child
Speaker 4: as well. Lenny's the same. He'll be He'll be pouring
Speaker 4: beers down at the Colonades tab it and just kicking
Speaker 4: crew out. I think that'll be his job, but no,
Speaker 4: it is. It's up on our podcast right now, get
Speaker 4: a little plug in.
Speaker 1: Thanks for that, guys, that's nice if it's before we
Speaker 1: let you go. We spoke earlier this morning about there's
Speaker 1: a genuine huge gender pay gap when it comes to
Speaker 1: men and women in haircuts, and we thought who better
Speaker 1: to speak to about haircuts than the great Rye Fitzgeral.
Speaker 1: What we wanted to know was that particular moment where
Speaker 1: we went, ah, yeah, it's time to start shaving the head.
Speaker 1: And before then, how much were you paying for a job?
Speaker 4: It's well, I was only yeah, you're right. Well I
Speaker 4: held on for a very long time, hazy. And my
Speaker 4: advice to you, if you're starting to lose it, don't
Speaker 4: do it because combovers Jade's was that was that was.
Speaker 1: Some of the worst years of my life.
Speaker 4: Because you know, when you walk past the car, they
Speaker 4: you see your reflection in the mirror or in the window.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'd just be there. I would be there
Speaker 1: for five.
Speaker 4: Minutes trying to get it perfectly, just coming to one
Speaker 4: side the worst days of my life. But once you
Speaker 4: shave it, it is the best. And it costs around
Speaker 4: about Hazy, it's still twenty bucks to get your head
Speaker 4: shaved at the hairdressers. It's still still quite expensive.
Speaker 2: But yeah, twenty dollars? Are you joking? Well? Do you
Speaker 2: know how much your wife spins.
Speaker 1: On her hair where you get your head shaved out?
Speaker 2: Do you know how much bj spins on her haircuts
Speaker 2: and colors and all that sort of stuff or does
Speaker 2: she hide that from me?
Speaker 1: I don't dare to ask, Jody, I don't dare to ask.
Speaker 4: What do you think it is?
Speaker 2: Well, we did a quick poll around the room. We
Speaker 2: swing from anywhere between one hundred and six hundred dollars
Speaker 2: to get your hair done.
Speaker 1: That's crazy, isn't it?
Speaker 2: One hundred bucks? And then Hazy pointed out that none
Speaker 2: of us have very nice hair anyway, so why are
Speaker 2: we spending so much money?
Speaker 1: But I said before, I said that with all due respect,
Speaker 1: so it was fine.
Speaker 4: Well, bon Jovi wrote a great song about it. You
Speaker 4: gotta hold on with what you got, doesn't make a difference.
Speaker 4: If your laser or not. Yeah, and that's the lot.
Speaker 4: Let's give it a shot.
Speaker 2: We're living with that hair.
Speaker 1: That's a great song. Oh we love you, Vincy. You
Speaker 1: will catch up with you next week. Love you too, Guys,
Speaker 1: speak to you.
Speaker 4: Then we're going back in ties on this daisy in time.
Speaker 1: About the day and other door.
Speaker 2: Yeah, perk up, okay, bringing the vibe. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, let's get excited. Let's have a little trips,
Speaker 1: shall we down remember lane For the ninth of February
Speaker 1: nineteen ninety one, the Simpsons made its debut, and I.
Speaker 2: Was he telling them, wasn't your universe complete when that happened?
Speaker 1: And what about as well? When you go back to
Speaker 1: nineteen ninety one and you see what the Simpsons was like, Yeah,
Speaker 1: versus the later years, and it was really boring in
Speaker 1: the beginnings. It different voices and just not funny.
Speaker 2: Okay, Wow, I never thought you'd sledge the Simpsons. I
Speaker 2: never thought i'd see the day. Yeah, we'll do yourself
Speaker 2: a favor and just do that and you spare time.
Speaker 2: I definitely won't do that YouTube the Simpsons.
Speaker 1: No, thank you, that's what I do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm only.
Speaker 1: Thirty eight to do that. Two thousand and five Google Maps,
Speaker 1: so web mapping service developed by Google was launched. I
Speaker 1: can't imagine not being able to use Google Maps and
Speaker 1: stuff on your phone. Remember the old sidways and the
Speaker 1: other ways, the street directories and stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Gregory's Gregory's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2: I married. I married a couple of them.
Speaker 1: You married a street map. Twenty fourteen. Australia is at
Speaker 1: Chappelle Corby. We love referring to Chappelle like that. Australia
Speaker 1: is Chappelle Gorby, like we're so proud on the world stage.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: She was released on parole after serving nine years in prison,
Speaker 1: and we all learned a valuable lesson, didn't we What
Speaker 1: was that? And for goodness sake, when you're carrying your
Speaker 1: boogie board bag into BALLEI you check the weight. Is
Speaker 1: it unusually heavy? Yeaheah.
Speaker 2: When she chucked it in the self checking h they
Speaker 2: wouldn't have had that back then. But when she put
Speaker 2: it through it was She's like, why is my bag
Speaker 2: like ten ke loads?
Speaker 1: Yeah strange. I must have got really weak on the flight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I must be tired, not but through anyway
Speaker 1: And I want song on February the ninth to nineteen
Speaker 1: ninety eight was together again by Janet Jackson, Jeane