WEBVTT - OFF AIR | We 'Relax' You With Some ASMR 😌

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<v Speaker 1>Morning, every day Adelaides Ladies and Gents weld podcasts where

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<v Speaker 1>it can be just a little bit looser.

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<v Speaker 2>Joe.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not too loose because you don't want to get

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<v Speaker 1>fired or put in job, but you can sort of

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<v Speaker 1>tiptoe on the boundary of what is and isn't inappropriate,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 3>There are rules and regulations when you're speaking on commercial

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<v Speaker 3>radio that do not apply in this space, which is

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<v Speaker 3>probably a good thing.

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<v Speaker 1>And someone who unfiltered is she just she should be

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<v Speaker 1>locked up? Hello, how are we good? I'm good?

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<v Speaker 4>But I've had a really interesting message slide into my

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<v Speaker 4>dms and I thought we might talk about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I could probably write a novel on some of the

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<v Speaker 1>dms that have slid into your inbooks. We probably could.

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<v Speaker 3>So the message folder, you can want to take that

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<v Speaker 3>one of two ways?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you?

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<v Speaker 3>What's sliding into your inbox are?

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<v Speaker 4>The message request folder is a very interesting slash scary play.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't go there, yeah, because that's people who are

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<v Speaker 3>trying to contact you that you're not friends with.

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<v Speaker 4>Correct, So I have just kind of given up. I

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<v Speaker 4>see them and sorry if you've messaged me and it's

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<v Speaker 4>been a nice message, but I'm too scared to look

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<v Speaker 4>through them because you know, it could say anything anyway,

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<v Speaker 4>but this particular one caught my attention. So this person

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<v Speaker 4>obviously listens to our show and messages saying you have

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<v Speaker 4>the best newsreader voice in at all age.

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<v Speaker 5>It was really nice.

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<v Speaker 4>And then he said you should do an ASMR video

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<v Speaker 4>along the lines of that. I can't actually find the message,

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<v Speaker 4>but anyway, long story short, you should do ASMR. And

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<v Speaker 4>I have screenshot at it and sent it to Josh Morrow,

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<v Speaker 4>our camera guy, and gone, mom, I'm scared, picked me

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<v Speaker 4>up anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>So Josh has got up with.

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<v Speaker 5>This brilliant idea, as he does because he hates us.

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<v Speaker 5>And you're going to explain I don't know what ASMR is.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't. It's yeah, I have no idea what's going on?

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<v Speaker 5>So can you explain it?

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, Hi guys. Yeah, So I've been on the interwebs

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<v Speaker 6>and I've looked up what ASMR is.

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<v Speaker 7>It's an autonomous sensory meridian response.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, can you stop it?

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<v Speaker 7>No?

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<v Speaker 6>No, no, no, This is the whole bit of how

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<v Speaker 6>it works.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 6>It's a tingling sensation in the scalp and the back

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<v Speaker 6>of the neck. Combined with a sense of well being. Right,

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<v Speaker 6>It's experienced by twenty percent of the population in response

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<v Speaker 6>to very specific gentle stimulus.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, does this feel weird? But I've kind of like

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<v Speaker 5>got tingling up the back of my neck that's working

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<v Speaker 5>on me.

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<v Speaker 8>Just kind of scooch over here for just the thing.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, Am I supposed to feel a rouse because

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<v Speaker 3>it don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel a bit nauseous.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I don't feel rouse, but I've got tingling down

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<v Speaker 5>the back of my neck.

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<v Speaker 7>Right, So when I was googling it, it's very specific

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<v Speaker 7>that it is not sexual. Oh, it is just a

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<v Speaker 7>very chill response. Okay, if you don't feel anything, you're

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<v Speaker 7>in the eighty percent of people. But don't Okay, but

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<v Speaker 7>I don't know if I'm great at it. So I

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<v Speaker 7>have got an example of someone who's checking you into

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<v Speaker 7>a day spa, Okay, to show you what it sounds like.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, your skin.

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<v Speaker 2>Will be looking that's specdacular. So she'll have all of

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<v Speaker 2>the necessary products and tools laid out for you when

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<v Speaker 2>you arrive. Here's a little reminder card so you don't

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<v Speaker 2>forget your appointment. Is that nine three?

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<v Speaker 6>Your skin is spectacar.

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<v Speaker 8>It sounds like she's about to be like, I love

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<v Speaker 8>your skins so much, I'm gonna wear it like a soup.

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<v Speaker 3>That just makes me angry that audio, because it's like

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<v Speaker 3>when you go for it and new boys won't understand this,

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<v Speaker 3>but when you go for a massage or you go

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<v Speaker 3>for a facial, and they spend ninety eight percent of

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<v Speaker 3>the time telling you what products are you using and

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<v Speaker 3>trying to sell them to you. How would you like

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<v Speaker 3>this beautiful moisturizer that your skin will shrivel up and

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<v Speaker 3>die without. It's only four hundred and ninety dollars per

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<v Speaker 3>thirty meals.

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<v Speaker 1>It always gets off.

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<v Speaker 3>Just give me a facial and shut up with the

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<v Speaker 3>sales pitch.

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<v Speaker 5>It's like when you go and get laser and they

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<v Speaker 5>always oh, do you want the after care treatment and

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<v Speaker 5>the blah bla blah, And I always go, oh, i've

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<v Speaker 5>got someone home.

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<v Speaker 3>From so do I yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>oh no, I've got that tona that got nine thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, let's test this, They josh, you reckon? Okay, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>So I thought i'd come.

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<v Speaker 7>Up with a bunch of scenarios where you guys could

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<v Speaker 7>have a crack at doing some asmr PA. So I

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<v Speaker 7>jumped online and there's like getting a haircut or being

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<v Speaker 7>checked into a hotel, and I thought, okay, well those

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<v Speaker 7>have been done to death. So what I thought we

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<v Speaker 7>could do is take some very.

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<v Speaker 1>That's nice.

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<v Speaker 3>You'll get the tingles now, tapping your nails.

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<v Speaker 1>It is this part of it.

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<v Speaker 7>I thought we could take some very stressful scenarios and

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<v Speaker 7>try and be relaxing. Abby, would you like to go first?

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<v Speaker 7>I've got one here for you. You are a waitress and

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<v Speaker 7>the person listening has had their card declined while trying

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<v Speaker 7>to pay for lunch for all their coworkers.

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<v Speaker 5>Get the fuck in the back and started condition.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not.

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<v Speaker 3>I just want to cry.

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<v Speaker 5>I feel nervous.

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<v Speaker 3>Really, we're going to start with this.

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<v Speaker 5>Hi, how are you? How is your meals today? It

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<v Speaker 5>comes to one thousand, five hundred and sixty two dollars. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 5>your card's actually not working.

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<v Speaker 6>But it's okay.

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<v Speaker 5>I'll try it again. It's definitely not your fault. It's

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<v Speaker 5>definitely ours. Oh no, it's declined again. Do you not

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<v Speaker 5>have any fucking money? Mate? Well, it's going to be

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<v Speaker 5>an issue. You need to go and get some. Maybe

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<v Speaker 5>even guy at the back and start the dishes. I'm out.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no more calmness the next part.

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<v Speaker 4>Mum used to say all the time, like kill them

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<v Speaker 4>with kindness, but also do like if you're going to

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<v Speaker 4>say anything, rud sate with a smile on your face

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<v Speaker 4>and then they think that you're being nice, but you don't.

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<v Speaker 7>That's why you're always smiling at me.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, exactly. Oh god, I've known Abby for years now

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<v Speaker 3>and she's never once cracked a smile at me once.

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<v Speaker 7>All right, all right, Jody, you're up next.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, all right, you are the listener's boss, informing them

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<v Speaker 7>that they have not impressed you enough during the approbation

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<v Speaker 7>period and to pack up their desk.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, all right, what can I make it, Andrew, because

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<v Speaker 3>that'll make it more realistic?

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<v Speaker 1>Make it make me Tingle? Tingle haven't yet?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I haven't started yet, have I? Okay you Tingle

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<v Speaker 3>will not punch you in the face.

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<v Speaker 1>We do not violence.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Andrew, would you like to come into my office?

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<v Speaker 3>We just need to have a little chat. You've been

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<v Speaker 3>working here for three months now, and as you know,

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<v Speaker 3>your propation is up, and just so you're aware, we

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<v Speaker 3>won't be renewing your contract here at no for entertainment?

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<v Speaker 3>Would you like to stay? Would you like to stay? Andrew?

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<v Speaker 3>Because you can't because management have got together and management

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<v Speaker 3>have got together with that a meeting and we've come

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<v Speaker 3>to the conclusion that you're not no for material. And

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<v Speaker 3>if we need to drill down on the proper reasons

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<v Speaker 3>why your services are noting on the required it's because

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<v Speaker 3>you took a ship news reader's desk.

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<v Speaker 6>You can't.

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<v Speaker 1>Why not?

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<v Speaker 3>The news reader Abby has failed a complaint and quite frankly,

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<v Speaker 3>we frown upon this behavior. There is video off you're taking.

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<v Speaker 1>You lost your professionals and dump.

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<v Speaker 3>When you said the word dump how to go.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what was going on, but I'm sensing something.

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<v Speaker 1>It was good or that it's a it's a voice

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<v Speaker 1>appoint you in a really nice positive direction. But then

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<v Speaker 1>you're like, hang on, but the words, the contents coming

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<v Speaker 1>out really really destructive.

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<v Speaker 3>Tell you what you're sensing unphoment.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, wow, I feeling so good? Bad things.

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<v Speaker 7>All right? Hazy, bring it home. I think you're gonna

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<v Speaker 7>hit this on out of the park. You are robbing

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<v Speaker 7>someone in a dark alley.

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<v Speaker 8>In a dark alleys all good evening to you. How

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<v Speaker 8>are you this fine evening? It's a beautiful watch you

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<v Speaker 8>have there. I just might just scooch on over there

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<v Speaker 8>and put my hands on your wrists there and just oh, you're.

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<v Speaker 6>So warm, it's beautiful.

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<v Speaker 8>I'm just gonna try that watch on, and do you

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<v Speaker 8>know what, I'm actually probably gonna take that. No, I

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<v Speaker 8>can't do that, that's fine. This see this thing here, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 8>it's a genuine shotgun.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm going to use that again too if you're not careful.

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<v Speaker 8>So just do the right thing. He just give me

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<v Speaker 8>that watch. Everything's going to be completely fine. No one

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<v Speaker 8>has to ignore that. It's my security burden. His name

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<v Speaker 8>is General. He's here to protect me.

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<v Speaker 6>He's not going to protect you. I promise I'll.

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<v Speaker 8>Use this again. So that's the other leag So now

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<v Speaker 8>you have two holes in your leg? How does that feel?

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<v Speaker 7>Feels awful?

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<v Speaker 6>To guess what the next one is coming at your.

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<v Speaker 1>Because he came the flies to become the flies, they.

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<v Speaker 8>Can smell the blood.

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<v Speaker 6>You're gonna be infected. So okay, so it's just nice

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<v Speaker 6>and quickly finish this off. Give me the rest of.

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<v Speaker 8>Your money, and I'll let you, Okay, I don't want to.

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<v Speaker 6>Do this again, but.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll do what I have to do.

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<v Speaker 8>You have yourself a great.

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<v Speaker 1>So Sinico. I feel a tingle. I think that might

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<v Speaker 1>be bloodless hope.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh that's the general doing nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>The general from the sagont I have a lot of time.

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<v Speaker 3>Stiffer A Nfi is made an appear seriously.

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<v Speaker 7>General n