WEBVTT - Brekky Shows Clash - Adelaide vs. Perth! 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:07.720 We've got getting the morning every day, Adelaide, We've said 0:00:07.760 --> 0:00:10.360 since day dot that if you've come after our boy 0:00:10.440 --> 0:00:12.760 Bryce Cotton, we've said that since day dot, that is Friday, 0:00:13.200 --> 0:00:14.240 then we've got a problem. 0:00:14.320 --> 0:00:16.840 So with mixed emotions we say good morning, but also 0:00:17.079 --> 0:00:19.120 Nathan and Sean, what the hell is your problem? 0:00:19.560 --> 0:00:20.799 I mean, what do you mean? 0:00:20.880 --> 0:00:23.320 We're a bit devo because we've got one less listener now, 0:00:23.360 --> 0:00:27.880 but we've lost the greatest NBL player of all time. 0:00:28.000 --> 0:00:29.880 In fact, he's going to go down as one of 0:00:29.880 --> 0:00:32.720 the Wildcats greatest ever player, and now that he's joined 0:00:32.800 --> 0:00:35.160 the Outlay thirty sixers, he'll also be in the ALA 0:00:35.320 --> 0:00:40.040 thirty six's greatest devastate. We were all told Hazy, we 0:00:40.040 --> 0:00:41.320 were told that he was going to leave and go 0:00:41.360 --> 0:00:44.880 and play internationally, maybe chasing a couple of million dollars. 0:00:45.280 --> 0:00:48.479 But Adelaie thirty six is they just stayed in the shadows. 0:00:48.520 --> 0:00:51.000 They didn't throw their cards out too early. They waited 0:00:51.280 --> 0:00:52.080 and they and we. 0:00:52.080 --> 0:00:53.560 Don't like we don't like it. 0:00:53.760 --> 0:00:55.760 Well, I'll have to say, if you guys didn't see 0:00:55.760 --> 0:00:58.720 it coming, neither did we because our season was looking 0:00:58.880 --> 0:01:02.200 pretty damn die. Oh yeah, until next minute Bryce Cotton, 0:01:02.800 --> 0:01:07.000 the five time MVP, the greatest basketballer in the NBL, 0:01:07.360 --> 0:01:08.440 is coming our way, and. 0:01:08.400 --> 0:01:10.479 We were shocked to the court. We were shocked, weren't we. 0:01:10.600 --> 0:01:12.720 Yeah, do you know what I'm looking forward to you guys, 0:01:13.040 --> 0:01:13.679 and that is. 0:01:14.080 --> 0:01:15.520 Going to a basketball game. 0:01:16.840 --> 0:01:18.319 Because this is the thing. This is the thing. 0:01:18.440 --> 0:01:21.360 So we know that you guys absolutely chock. It's Choco 0:01:21.360 --> 0:01:24.280 Bok each and every week. We're actually exactly the same 0:01:24.319 --> 0:01:26.759 in Adelaide, like we we fierce to get. 0:01:26.600 --> 0:01:28.440 Out of the basket in Shed. 0:01:31.319 --> 0:01:34.080 That's on the front foot earlier. We're going down this path. 0:01:34.080 --> 0:01:34.960 We're going down this path. 0:01:35.319 --> 0:01:37.520 So what we did find out is that you guys 0:01:37.520 --> 0:01:40.319 had just completely gone too hard with the West Australian 0:01:40.400 --> 0:01:41.880 and said, what the lying king. 0:01:42.640 --> 0:01:48.160 We don't endorse, No one does, No one does at all. 0:01:48.440 --> 0:01:51.280 And if it's not enough that we've got Bryce Cotton, 0:01:51.360 --> 0:01:54.000 there's some suggestion that Pinder might be coming in our direction. 0:01:54.360 --> 0:01:58.040 Well, yeah, I did I know that Kean is definitely 0:01:58.160 --> 0:02:00.880 leaving the Perth Well has left the Perth Wildcats. I 0:02:00.880 --> 0:02:03.920 don't think anyone likes the coach. I'm just throwing it 0:02:03.920 --> 0:02:04.480 out there, Joe. 0:02:05.080 --> 0:02:07.520 It is Yeah, and I did mention. 0:02:07.760 --> 0:02:09.799 You know now that you guys have got gather around 0:02:09.800 --> 0:02:11.440 and have done and lived for the last. 0:02:11.200 --> 0:02:11.800 Couple of years. 0:02:11.800 --> 0:02:14.200 You've got wide streets in the city. You know, the 0:02:14.600 --> 0:02:18.120 house is a great place. When were your people stop? 0:02:20.440 --> 0:02:22.480 Oh guys, we've got some headlines for you too as well. 0:02:22.639 --> 0:02:24.480 Just bear in mind. So I know you guys went 0:02:24.480 --> 0:02:27.240 with the Lion King. We're very very basic here in Adelaide. 0:02:27.560 --> 0:02:29.520 So some of the headlines that we've gone in is 0:02:29.919 --> 0:02:31.320 one of his sucked in Perth. 0:02:31.960 --> 0:02:32.880 We've gone with that. 0:02:32.960 --> 0:02:36.560 Another one is Pisce off Perth, and the final one 0:02:36.600 --> 0:02:39.400 is Perth sucks. Just I need to We're very basic. 0:02:39.520 --> 0:02:41.160 We're very basic here in Adelaide. 0:02:41.320 --> 0:02:42.080 To the point. 0:02:41.919 --> 0:02:44.720 Somebody really thought about those a lot. 0:02:45.919 --> 0:02:48.160 It is such big news for the NBL to have 0:02:48.280 --> 0:02:50.600 a player of that caliber move from our team over. 0:02:50.480 --> 0:02:52.480 To your team. You guys are going to be flying. 0:02:52.680 --> 0:02:53.480 You will be winning. 0:02:53.960 --> 0:02:56.080 Yeah, what's that? 0:02:56.240 --> 0:02:56.320 Like? 0:02:56.680 --> 0:02:57.600 What's that? 0:02:59.520 --> 0:03:03.440 We got ingloriously bundled out of the finals last year, 0:03:03.520 --> 0:03:05.200 so we're looking forward to a little bit of success. 0:03:05.240 --> 0:03:07.120 But Bryce, I mean, what to get for us? 0:03:07.160 --> 0:03:10.000 He is an absolute machine, isn't He's been electrifying the 0:03:10.040 --> 0:03:11.840 court over there for years and years, hasn't he He's 0:03:11.880 --> 0:03:12.359 a big loss? 0:03:12.760 --> 0:03:15.200 No, No, we know, yeah, yeah. 0:03:15.800 --> 0:03:18.280 Is there is there anything nice you want to say 0:03:18.520 --> 0:03:20.440 about Perth that you could you make us feel a 0:03:20.480 --> 0:03:20.839 bit better? 0:03:20.840 --> 0:03:22.160 What do you like about us over here? 0:03:22.639 --> 0:03:22.760 Well? 0:03:22.760 --> 0:03:24.359 I think you just left, but you had hockey for 0:03:24.400 --> 0:03:25.440 a while. That was a bit of fun. 0:03:27.840 --> 0:03:29.400 That's if you. 0:03:29.560 --> 0:03:32.160 Swear to God. If you take Harley read it as well, that'd. 0:03:31.919 --> 0:03:37.360 Be I think his girlfriend was playing over at the Crows. 0:03:38.720 --> 0:03:41.320 Yeah, it wouldn't surprise me. 0:03:41.760 --> 0:03:43.000 Okay, we're just going to leave you. 0:03:42.960 --> 0:03:44.280 With you guys, will stop at nothing. 0:03:45.160 --> 0:03:47.760 We'll just leave you with this. Sorry not sorry again? 0:03:49.080 --> 0:03:50.200 Great chat guy. 0:03:52.480 --> 0:03:55.880 Over and kick its way down our late thirty six 0:03:56.080 --> 0:03:58.160 is haven't been this good since Josh left? 0:03:58.280 --> 0:04:01.880 What even is a thirty six? By the way, cats 0:04:01.920 --> 0:04:02.240 a thing. 0:04:02.760 --> 0:04:04.640 Don't ask us questions. We don't know the answers to. 0:04:05.560 --> 0:04:08.320 We're joking this morning that you've gone from wildcats to mildcats. 0:04:08.880 --> 0:04:13.600 All right, come we clap them off now, we stop them. 0:04:13.760 --> 0:04:16.440 Yeah, the truth here today. I think you're dead right there, Jodie. 0:04:17.040 --> 0:04:18.360 We're in all sorts this year. 0:04:19.800 --> 0:04:20.719 Did joys see you guys? 0:04:21.640 --> 0:04:24.160 The following segment is the mature audiences only and may 0:04:24.200 --> 0:04:27.400 contain all content, graphic language and nudity, not that you'll 0:04:27.440 --> 0:04:28.799 see it is easily offended. 0:04:28.960 --> 0:04:30.360 Well, you're about to find out. 0:04:30.360 --> 0:04:32.840 Just how easily your father. 0:04:33.160 --> 0:04:36.880 He's only money, Jody, and is six. 0:04:38.600 --> 0:04:40.400 Yeah, that's right, just a little bit looser than you 0:04:40.480 --> 0:04:43.120 shall before we straighten up after seven o'clock, Joe's. 0:04:42.920 --> 0:04:43.640 Have put this to do. 0:04:43.720 --> 0:04:46.159 You know what a soft swap is? A soft swap, 0:04:47.279 --> 0:04:51.560 soft swap of softt swap. Now okay, well, welcome to 0:04:51.600 --> 0:04:53.560 the world of soft swapping. 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Oh god, you 0:05:38.080 --> 0:05:38.360 say that? 0:05:39.120 --> 0:05:39.160 No? 0:05:40.839 --> 0:05:44.440 So this is I mean it really gets you thinking, 0:05:44.560 --> 0:05:44.920 doesn't it? 0:05:45.520 --> 0:05:49.040 Because I feel like certain generations probably more open to 0:05:49.160 --> 0:05:49.840 it than others. 0:05:50.040 --> 0:05:50.320 Okay. 0:05:50.520 --> 0:05:54.400 For example, gen Z twenty twenty three Ashley Madison survey 0:05:54.520 --> 0:05:57.160 found that fifty nine percent of jed zs want an 0:05:57.240 --> 0:06:01.200 open or polyamorous relationship really, and sixty five percent think 0:06:01.240 --> 0:06:04.680 those setups lead to four romantic lives, while nearly half 0:06:04.760 --> 0:06:07.039 say a single partner doesn't cut it in bed. 0:06:07.800 --> 0:06:09.200 More is better apparently, Okay. 0:06:09.440 --> 0:06:12.800 Gen Z's always online ethos and endless access to new 0:06:12.839 --> 0:06:16.960 people and pornography has helped them embrace non monogamy, or 0:06:17.000 --> 0:06:18.360 at least talk about it openly. 0:06:18.600 --> 0:06:20.680 So the gen ZEDs are a bunch of dirty bits, 0:06:21.160 --> 0:06:21.480 is that it? 0:06:21.760 --> 0:06:22.040 I think? 0:06:22.120 --> 0:06:22.160 So? 0:06:22.720 --> 0:06:23.719 Or are we lame? 0:06:24.279 --> 0:06:24.440 Oh? 0:06:24.800 --> 0:06:29.159 I mean? Are we the losers for not wanting more 0:06:29.240 --> 0:06:32.040 people in the bedroom even though you're in a committed relationship? 0:06:32.400 --> 0:06:35.279 Us old losers who you know, get married and stuff 0:06:35.360 --> 0:06:37.440 and just have one person for the rest of our lives. 0:06:37.720 --> 0:06:39.320 Yeah, God, that sounds. 0:06:39.120 --> 0:06:42.040 Grim when you put it like that. Maybe it does 0:06:42.120 --> 0:06:42.960 sound a little bit grimp. 0:06:43.040 --> 0:06:43.599 We are lame. 0:06:43.839 --> 0:06:47.400 I mean, I'm the monster because I don't want to 0:06:47.440 --> 0:06:49.400 see my wife's some random diuck. 0:06:51.320 --> 0:06:55.920 We had a little holiday staycation on the weekend Marion 0:06:56.040 --> 0:06:59.360 Holiday Parks. And isn't that the most magnificent facility right 0:06:59.440 --> 0:07:01.440 banks in the middle of Marion. 0:07:01.640 --> 0:07:03.440 Oh my gosh, who saw that coming? 0:07:03.600 --> 0:07:06.640 No one oasis seen anywhere in the world. 0:07:06.680 --> 0:07:10.360 There's a big bouncing pillow, there's pools, there's ten pin bowling, 0:07:10.520 --> 0:07:13.160 and it was like absolute nirvana for our kids. 0:07:13.240 --> 0:07:14.680 So we were there on the Friday night. 0:07:15.360 --> 0:07:19.120 Lotty was over at our little cabin and I said, Lotty, 0:07:19.360 --> 0:07:21.080 do you want to have a sleepover at our house? 0:07:21.240 --> 0:07:21.400 Yes? 0:07:21.480 --> 0:07:22.200 That was dangerous. 0:07:22.240 --> 0:07:24.160 So originally I was like, no, Lotti go to sleep 0:07:24.200 --> 0:07:27.520 with main Henry and then Jody goes, which was such 0:07:27.560 --> 0:07:28.360 a foolish move. 0:07:28.480 --> 0:07:30.720 I almost had a Jodi goes not as she can 0:07:30.800 --> 0:07:32.720 sleep here if she wants. And it was done. It 0:07:32.880 --> 0:07:34.800 was done. She was locked in, she was zoned in. 0:07:35.000 --> 0:07:37.320 I didn't realize once I planted that seed with Lotti 0:07:37.400 --> 0:07:40.440 there was no going back. I can't do that no anyway, 0:07:40.720 --> 0:07:44.480 So Lotti has a sleepover. There's bunk beds, right, and 0:07:44.640 --> 0:07:47.280 so all the kids pile into one room and off 0:07:47.320 --> 0:07:50.840 they go to sleep. Let's fast forward to the next morning, right, 0:07:50.960 --> 0:07:54.240 and I roll over and I put my arm over 0:07:55.080 --> 0:07:57.800 my child and I was like, oh, okay, one of 0:07:57.800 --> 0:07:59.720 the kids has come in to sleep with me. That's 0:07:59.760 --> 0:08:02.320 not Greg da da da. And then so I started 0:08:02.440 --> 0:08:06.800 stroking her hair and I was like, that feels different 0:08:06.840 --> 0:08:07.800 from my child's hair. 0:08:08.240 --> 0:08:11.920 And then I open my eyes and that's lottyse. 0:08:15.320 --> 0:08:17.880 And not only had lot he made her way into 0:08:17.960 --> 0:08:20.640 my bed because she was scared, but she also kicked 0:08:20.680 --> 0:08:22.800 my husband into the bunk bed. 0:08:23.200 --> 0:08:25.560 Welcome so he couldn't sleep with me. 0:08:25.920 --> 0:08:28.040 Welcome to laugh about sassy daughter. 0:08:28.200 --> 0:08:30.680 Oh my god, does she dictate your whole household? 0:08:30.840 --> 0:08:33.040 Absolutely? She dies, she still sleeps with us. She keeps 0:08:33.160 --> 0:08:34.000 people out, she kicks it. 0:08:34.320 --> 0:08:37.840 Sometimes we don't use the doner because it's inconvenient for Lotty. 0:08:38.600 --> 0:08:41.360 She's breaking into other people's cabins and kicking people out 0:08:41.400 --> 0:08:41.920 of their beds. 0:08:42.240 --> 0:08:44.319 And then I wandered into the kids room and there 0:08:44.400 --> 0:08:47.839 is my poor husband, all shivered up and shivering in 0:08:47.920 --> 0:08:51.559 a fall on a single bunk bed, absolutely squished to 0:08:51.640 --> 0:08:53.920 the Jesus, and he just looks at me and he 0:08:53.960 --> 0:08:56.600 opens his eyes and he's like lotty lotty. 0:08:57.520 --> 0:09:00.839 She cruises out as well. Breakfast, breakfast, breastpass I want 0:09:00.880 --> 0:09:03.680 it now, I want it now. Oh my very goodness, 0:09:03.720 --> 0:09:05.160 the weather's about to turn on its face. 0:09:06.000 --> 0:09:07.400 It's about to turn on itself. 0:09:07.480 --> 0:09:10.719 And is there anyone else more qualified in this town 0:09:10.800 --> 0:09:13.600 to talk about the weather than other than the beautiful 0:09:13.640 --> 0:09:16.240 Tiff Horn from ten years I mean, I. 0:09:16.320 --> 0:09:18.800 Hate to say there probably is, yeah, but at this time, 0:09:19.200 --> 0:09:19.760 i'm your gal. 0:09:19.960 --> 0:09:22.600 Yeah, I've got you, and I know at the moment 0:09:22.679 --> 0:09:24.439 you're feeling in for Cape free men and you're reading 0:09:24.520 --> 0:09:24.959 the news. 0:09:25.120 --> 0:09:29.040 Indeed, however, mind you, in your former life as a weather. 0:09:28.920 --> 0:09:31.880 Girl, you're so qualified to tell us what. 0:09:34.120 --> 0:09:35.839 Passion piece, honestly it is. 0:09:36.080 --> 0:09:37.559 And the best part is because I'm on the news 0:09:37.640 --> 0:09:40.080 deest tonight, I can tell you all how horrible, horrible 0:09:40.120 --> 0:09:40.640 it's going to be. 0:09:40.760 --> 0:09:43.400 But I'll be indoors tonight, I might the poor weather 0:09:43.440 --> 0:09:44.880 presenters out there, so Spara thought. 0:09:45.120 --> 0:09:48.000 Yeah, because we've got a dirty, great cold front sweeping 0:09:48.120 --> 0:09:51.800 through everyone, and with it we're expecting rain, but mostly 0:09:52.000 --> 0:09:54.880 damaging winds. That's the real concern with this little, this 0:09:55.000 --> 0:09:56.800 little weather event. At the minute, we're getting rain, we're 0:09:56.800 --> 0:09:59.920 gonna get storm. But it's those gusts up to nine 0:10:00.440 --> 0:10:03.280 at some point, those punchy little gusts get Yeah, they 0:10:03.320 --> 0:10:04.959 will get you up, and I've always said it, and 0:10:05.080 --> 0:10:06.440 that will also bring the tides up. 0:10:06.640 --> 0:10:08.480 So don't be swimming. Don't be swimming. 0:10:08.559 --> 0:10:09.760 Don't be swimming at the moment. 0:10:09.800 --> 0:10:10.120 Anyway. 0:10:10.160 --> 0:10:12.319 With the sharks situation, the Alga bloom. 0:10:12.120 --> 0:10:12.760 I don't imagine that. 0:10:12.920 --> 0:10:14.280 Don't bring the sharks close to us. 0:10:14.960 --> 0:10:16.760 The shark is actually very thought for them. 0:10:16.960 --> 0:10:19.880 What's always they'll be saying as they're getting a tossed around, 0:10:20.280 --> 0:10:21.120 They've got a lot going on. 0:10:22.679 --> 0:10:25.280 Sharks sounded like that all this. 0:10:26.000 --> 0:10:29.280 They're very boisterous. So when can we expect that these 0:10:29.880 --> 0:10:31.280 gale force wins to hit us? 0:10:31.559 --> 0:10:33.600 Well, we were expecting the storm to sort of hit 0:10:33.679 --> 0:10:35.760 anywhere from about six am the worst of it with 0:10:35.840 --> 0:10:39.439 the strongest winds mainly between eight and twelve today, So 0:10:39.520 --> 0:10:41.360 we've still got a few more hours come before the storm, 0:10:41.400 --> 0:10:41.760 if you will. 0:10:41.920 --> 0:10:44.000 So we've been in here for hours and hours. What's 0:10:44.040 --> 0:10:45.720 it like out there? Is it a little bit wery? 0:10:45.840 --> 0:10:46.040 Woo? 0:10:46.080 --> 0:10:46.280 Woo? 0:10:46.440 --> 0:10:48.599 Is the is the professional term when you is what 0:10:48.720 --> 0:10:51.240 the Bureau would call it when you woo woo, very dark, 0:10:51.320 --> 0:10:51.880 very ominous. 0:10:52.400 --> 0:10:54.800 Rain hasn't quite come through yet in the Adelaide area. 0:10:55.200 --> 0:10:59.160 We are expecting up to twenty twenty five meals in 0:10:59.440 --> 0:11:02.080 the Adelaide area and about thirty meals up in the hills. 0:11:02.600 --> 0:11:05.680 If we do get more than ten meals. 0:11:05.920 --> 0:11:08.520 This will be the Weddnesday we've had since November seventeen 0:11:09.000 --> 0:11:09.520 last year. 0:11:09.640 --> 0:11:11.199 Who wow, that's a bit fun. 0:11:11.240 --> 0:11:11.800 It's explois. 0:11:12.440 --> 0:11:16.559 Yeah, you can have that, yes, right one from ten years. First, 0:11:16.559 --> 0:11:18.280 you're going to stick around because the sealed section is 0:11:18.320 --> 0:11:20.280 just around the corner. We're doing around about fifteen minutes time. 0:11:20.280 --> 0:11:22.880 I am all right and saying it involves something controversial 0:11:22.960 --> 0:11:27.880 with weddings. Who told you that shouts got my spies 0:11:28.200 --> 0:11:29.360 with ears to the ground? 0:11:29.880 --> 0:11:30.280 Is that right? 0:11:30.520 --> 0:11:35.400 Yeah? Okay, spicy stuff us job job, that is a 0:11:35.559 --> 0:11:36.240 good job. 0:11:36.559 --> 0:11:37.520 Joy and hazies. 0:11:37.720 --> 0:11:41.000 Monday morning joke. Yes, the best way to take the 0:11:41.040 --> 0:11:45.080 work week. But a humor one joke each. Let's see 0:11:45.080 --> 0:11:47.559 how we go. Okay, it's been hit missed across the journey, 0:11:48.160 --> 0:11:49.560 but we're doing our best. 0:11:49.720 --> 0:11:51.960 You said, yours is short, sharp and shining. 0:11:52.040 --> 0:11:54.959 Super short, sharp and chining. It's more like something I 0:11:55.000 --> 0:11:55.640 did on the weekend. 0:11:55.800 --> 0:11:58.360 Okay, So I actually went to the first porner Hoolock's 0:11:58.360 --> 0:11:59.720 anonymous meeting last night, Jode's. 0:12:00.080 --> 0:12:03.040 Can you believe it? Get me honest with you. I 0:12:03.440 --> 0:12:07.000 ended up leaving. I couldn't stand its. Seriously, it's full 0:12:07.040 --> 0:12:12.319 of blankets. Do you get it? 0:12:13.200 --> 0:12:13.360 Yeah? 0:12:13.400 --> 0:12:17.480 Yeah, yeah, because I don't get it. Mollly, you want 0:12:17.480 --> 0:12:17.760 to go next? 0:12:17.800 --> 0:12:18.160 What you got? 0:12:18.280 --> 0:12:18.520 Okay? 0:12:19.080 --> 0:12:21.720 At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman. 0:12:21.800 --> 0:12:24.439 She's sitting by herself at the next table. Suddenly she 0:12:24.679 --> 0:12:28.720 sneezes and a glass eye comes flying out of her 0:12:28.880 --> 0:12:31.079 eye socket and it hurls at the man. 0:12:31.600 --> 0:12:32.199 He grabs it. 0:12:32.559 --> 0:12:34.439 He passes it back to her. She says, oh my god, 0:12:34.480 --> 0:12:35.959 this is so embarrassing. I'm so sorry. 0:12:36.320 --> 0:12:37.120 Let me make it up to you. 0:12:37.160 --> 0:12:38.839 I'm going to buy your dinner, and she sits down 0:12:38.920 --> 0:12:39.400 next to him. 0:12:39.679 --> 0:12:40.520 They start chatting. 0:12:40.640 --> 0:12:42.679 He's thinking to himself, oh my god, she's the most 0:12:42.679 --> 0:12:43.760 beautiful woman in the world. 0:12:43.840 --> 0:12:44.880 We have all this in common. 0:12:45.000 --> 0:12:46.400 They pass numbers back and forth. 0:12:46.520 --> 0:12:49.080 She says, do you do this all the time. 0:12:49.280 --> 0:12:51.839 I've never met a woman like you, and she says, no, 0:12:52.480 --> 0:12:54.240 you just happened to catch my eye. 0:12:57.360 --> 0:13:00.199 Literally, yeah, caught the eyeball. 0:13:00.080 --> 0:13:00.280 Got it? 0:13:00.800 --> 0:13:01.120 Okay? 0:13:01.800 --> 0:13:02.160 What about? 0:13:02.240 --> 0:13:04.559 There was a bloke he was just sitting quietly reading 0:13:04.600 --> 0:13:07.760 his paper on a Sunday morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when 0:13:07.800 --> 0:13:11.640 his wife snuck up behind him and whack smacked him 0:13:11.679 --> 0:13:13.800 on the back of the head with a huge frying pans. 0:13:14.760 --> 0:13:15.679 He asked, what was that for? 0:13:15.920 --> 0:13:17.839 And she said, what was that piece of paper in 0:13:17.880 --> 0:13:20.079 your pants pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it? 0:13:20.800 --> 0:13:23.079 He says, oh, honey, remember two weeks ago when I 0:13:23.120 --> 0:13:25.000 went to the horse races. Mary Lou was the name 0:13:25.040 --> 0:13:26.560 of one of the horses that I bet on. Okay, 0:13:26.559 --> 0:13:28.760 came out and then she was like, okay, she was appeased. 0:13:28.960 --> 0:13:31.160 Off she goes to do some housework and that was that. 0:13:31.480 --> 0:13:33.800 Three days later, he's once again sitting in his chair, 0:13:33.880 --> 0:13:36.079 minding his own business, and up she comes behind me 0:13:36.080 --> 0:13:38.040 and goes, what frying pan to the back of the 0:13:38.120 --> 0:13:38.920 head again, and. 0:13:39.000 --> 0:13:41.880 He goes, what's that for this time? And she answered, 0:13:42.080 --> 0:13:43.120 your horse just called. 0:13:46.600 --> 0:13:50.839 Oh my gosh, that's crazy. I found a horse that 0:13:50.880 --> 0:13:51.320 could talk. 0:13:51.520 --> 0:13:58.360 Yeah, it's not incredible. Sealed section with tiff one from 0:13:58.440 --> 0:13:59.679 Jem yu's first. 0:14:00.040 --> 0:14:00.640 There she is. 0:14:00.960 --> 0:14:03.880 It's not updating us on the weather. It's bringing really, 0:14:04.040 --> 0:14:06.600 really outrageous situations. 0:14:06.000 --> 0:14:06.680 To the table. 0:14:07.160 --> 0:14:08.240 This one's whacked Donald's. 0:14:08.240 --> 0:14:13.480 Everyone, okay, okay, here we go, we go. 0:14:13.559 --> 0:14:14.120 It's a big one. 0:14:16.640 --> 0:14:17.520 I've got my letter up there. 0:14:17.559 --> 0:14:18.199 It is there, it is. 0:14:18.320 --> 0:14:22.800 I just I just unfurl the Are you ready? Today's 0:14:22.880 --> 0:14:26.920 question everyone is why did you call off the wedding? 0:14:29.640 --> 0:14:29.880 Yeah? 0:14:30.400 --> 0:14:32.080 No, Once you be in a situation where you have 0:14:32.160 --> 0:14:33.360 to call off a wedding, it's supposed to be the 0:14:33.360 --> 0:14:35.000 best day of your life. It should be. 0:14:35.240 --> 0:14:37.280 But I'll tell you for why this happened to someone 0:14:37.280 --> 0:14:39.760 I know. Don't ask me how I know. It's very salacious. 0:14:40.880 --> 0:14:41.920 That's not your business. 0:14:43.560 --> 0:14:44.560 What did I just say, Andrew? 0:14:46.360 --> 0:14:48.360 They called off the wedding at the eleventh hour, And 0:14:48.400 --> 0:14:51.240 I'll tell you for why. The bride was having an 0:14:51.280 --> 0:15:00.840 affair with the groomsman, and she was pregnant of his child. 0:15:01.680 --> 0:15:04.360 We are, and so the groom went, you know what. 0:15:04.640 --> 0:15:05.000 Not for me. 0:15:05.920 --> 0:15:08.600 You know what I mean thinking about this, I mean 0:15:08.640 --> 0:15:09.640 sitting on it, I slept on it. 0:15:09.720 --> 0:15:10.040 Not for me. 0:15:10.880 --> 0:15:12.320 So she was about to walk down the aisle in 0:15:12.400 --> 0:15:18.840 a virginal white dress, well with the groomsman's baby goodness, goodness, gracious, 0:15:19.320 --> 0:15:20.680 and make some vows to God. 0:15:21.080 --> 0:15:24.800 No, nonetheless, yeah, the big man, the great man. Yeah, 0:15:25.280 --> 0:15:27.880 we've all lied to God on occasion. I speak for yourself. 0:15:29.040 --> 0:15:31.480 This has happened regularly. So this is what happened here. 0:15:32.040 --> 0:15:34.920 Well, one like to go out, but also having an affair, 0:15:35.000 --> 0:15:37.960 such a salacious affair like this an outrageous story. 0:15:38.120 --> 0:15:40.200 I feel like you couldn't script that this stuff happens. 0:15:40.360 --> 0:15:40.880 It happens. 0:15:41.680 --> 0:15:44.440 Shocking, but it happens, and so hang on, I have questions. 0:15:44.520 --> 0:15:47.360 Go on, So did he did he the groomsman find 0:15:47.440 --> 0:15:50.560 out that she room with the group? Yeah, knew, he 0:15:50.680 --> 0:15:53.120 was well aware, he knew what he was doing. But 0:15:53.240 --> 0:15:55.440 did the groom find out before the winning and he 0:15:55.600 --> 0:15:56.320 called a correct? 0:15:56.440 --> 0:15:59.880 That's what went down. I'd love to see the confident 0:16:00.320 --> 0:16:01.840 between the groom and the groom's been. 0:16:05.040 --> 0:16:05.200 Icy. 0:16:05.640 --> 0:16:07.360 I don't think we're not going to find anyone who's 0:16:07.400 --> 0:16:08.280 called a wedding off, are we? 0:16:08.800 --> 0:16:11.360 We might surely heads up as well, best call this 0:16:11.440 --> 0:16:13.360 morning one hundred dollars family cook voucher. 0:16:13.640 --> 0:16:15.960 Do you think there's situations like this out there? I? 0:16:16.080 --> 0:16:17.000 Do you think? 0:16:17.200 --> 0:16:20.920 Yeah, she's not great, but yeah, like real cold feet situations. 0:16:21.160 --> 0:16:22.960 It could be a cold feet situation, it could be 0:16:23.000 --> 0:16:26.360 a cheating situation. It could be or maybe you went 0:16:26.400 --> 0:16:28.120 through with it and then went, oh. 0:16:27.760 --> 0:16:30.360 That was wrong, was an error that was Yeah, maybe 0:16:30.400 --> 0:16:32.880 there was nothing untowards You just got there and you're like, 0:16:33.160 --> 0:16:33.680 it's not for me. 0:16:33.840 --> 0:16:34.360 I can't do this. 0:16:34.480 --> 0:16:36.000 I can't do it, see straight to way. I think 0:16:36.000 --> 0:16:38.480 about the money that's been spent to put the whole 0:16:38.520 --> 0:16:41.320 thing together. Weddings are expensive, so. 0:16:41.680 --> 0:16:44.120 Like you know, to call it off, it's such a 0:16:44.200 --> 0:16:47.040 big pilava, isn't it, Because all your friends and your 0:16:47.080 --> 0:16:48.920