Speaker 1: We've got getting the morning every day, Adelaide, We've said
Speaker 1: since day dot that if you've come after our boy
Speaker 1: Bryce Cotton, we've said that since day dot, that is Friday,
Speaker 1: then we've got a problem.
Speaker 2: So with mixed emotions we say good morning, but also
Speaker 2: Nathan and Sean, what the hell is your problem?
Speaker 3: I mean, what do you mean?
Speaker 4: We're a bit devo because we've got one less listener now,
Speaker 4: but we've lost the greatest NBL player of all time.
Speaker 4: In fact, he's going to go down as one of
Speaker 4: the Wildcats greatest ever player, and now that he's joined
Speaker 4: the Outlay thirty sixers, he'll also be in the ALA
Speaker 4: thirty six's greatest devastate. We were all told Hazy, we
Speaker 4: were told that he was going to leave and go
Speaker 4: and play internationally, maybe chasing a couple of million dollars.
Speaker 5: But Adelaie thirty six is they just stayed in the shadows.
Speaker 5: They didn't throw their cards out too early. They waited
Speaker 5: and they and we.
Speaker 3: Don't like we don't like it.
Speaker 6: Well, I'll have to say, if you guys didn't see
Speaker 6: it coming, neither did we because our season was looking
Speaker 6: pretty damn die. Oh yeah, until next minute Bryce Cotton,
Speaker 6: the five time MVP, the greatest basketballer in the NBL,
Speaker 6: is coming our way, and.
Speaker 7: We were shocked to the court. We were shocked, weren't we.
Speaker 8: Yeah, do you know what I'm looking forward to you guys,
Speaker 8: and that is.
Speaker 3: Going to a basketball game.
Speaker 8: Because this is the thing. This is the thing.
Speaker 2: So we know that you guys absolutely chock. It's Choco
Speaker 2: Bok each and every week. We're actually exactly the same
Speaker 2: in Adelaide, like we we fierce to get.
Speaker 3: Out of the basket in Shed.
Speaker 8: That's on the front foot earlier. We're going down this path.
Speaker 8: We're going down this path.
Speaker 2: So what we did find out is that you guys
Speaker 2: had just completely gone too hard with the West Australian
Speaker 2: and said, what the lying king.
Speaker 3: We don't endorse, No one does, No one does at all.
Speaker 6: And if it's not enough that we've got Bryce Cotton,
Speaker 6: there's some suggestion that Pinder might be coming in our direction.
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, I did I know that Kean is definitely
Speaker 5: leaving the Perth Well has left the Perth Wildcats. I
Speaker 5: don't think anyone likes the coach. I'm just throwing it
Speaker 5: out there, Joe.
Speaker 2: It is Yeah, and I did mention.
Speaker 5: You know now that you guys have got gather around
Speaker 5: and have done and lived for the last.
Speaker 9: Couple of years.
Speaker 5: You've got wide streets in the city. You know, the
Speaker 5: house is a great place. When were your people stop?
Speaker 5: Oh guys, we've got some headlines for you too as well.
Speaker 2: Just bear in mind. So I know you guys went
Speaker 2: with the Lion King. We're very very basic here in Adelaide.
Speaker 2: So some of the headlines that we've gone in is
Speaker 2: one of his sucked in Perth.
Speaker 8: We've gone with that.
Speaker 2: Another one is Pisce off Perth, and the final one
Speaker 2: is Perth sucks. Just I need to We're very basic.
Speaker 2: We're very basic here in Adelaide.
Speaker 8: To the point.
Speaker 4: Somebody really thought about those a lot.
Speaker 5: It is such big news for the NBL to have
Speaker 5: a player of that caliber move from our team over.
Speaker 8: To your team. You guys are going to be flying.
Speaker 3: You will be winning.
Speaker 8: Yeah, what's that?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 8: What's that?
Speaker 6: We got ingloriously bundled out of the finals last year,
Speaker 6: so we're looking forward to a little bit of success.
Speaker 7: But Bryce, I mean, what to get for us?
Speaker 6: He is an absolute machine, isn't He's been electrifying the
Speaker 6: court over there for years and years, hasn't he He's
Speaker 6: a big loss?
Speaker 3: No, No, we know, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: Is there is there anything nice you want to say
Speaker 5: about Perth that you could you make us feel a
Speaker 5: bit better?
Speaker 8: What do you like about us over here?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 8: I think you just left, but you had hockey for
Speaker 8: a while. That was a bit of fun.
Speaker 10: That's if you.
Speaker 4: Swear to God. If you take Harley read it as well, that'd.
Speaker 5: Be I think his girlfriend was playing over at the Crows.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it wouldn't surprise me.
Speaker 7: Okay, we're just going to leave you.
Speaker 3: With you guys, will stop at nothing.
Speaker 7: We'll just leave you with this. Sorry not sorry again?
Speaker 3: Great chat guy.
Speaker 5: Over and kick its way down our late thirty six
Speaker 5: is haven't been this good since Josh left?
Speaker 3: What even is a thirty six? By the way, cats
Speaker 3: a thing.
Speaker 8: Don't ask us questions. We don't know the answers to.
Speaker 6: We're joking this morning that you've gone from wildcats to mildcats.
Speaker 3: All right, come we clap them off now, we stop them.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the truth here today. I think you're dead right there, Jodie.
Speaker 5: We're in all sorts this year.
Speaker 7: Did joys see you guys?
Speaker 11: The following segment is the mature audiences only and may
Speaker 11: contain all content, graphic language and nudity, not that you'll
Speaker 11: see it is easily offended.
Speaker 7: Well, you're about to find out.
Speaker 8: Just how easily your father.
Speaker 9: He's only money, Jody, and is six.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, just a little bit looser than you
Speaker 2: shall before we straighten up after seven o'clock, Joe's.
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Speaker 2: So soft swapping is when couples dabble in sexual activities
Speaker 2: with others, like kissing, groping, and even some oral action,
Speaker 2: but draw the line at full intercourse.
Speaker 7: It's like it's like swinging, but softer.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, not quite as hardcore as you know. You
Speaker 2: fall on intercourse.
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Speaker 3: Again.
Speaker 8: No, no, no intercourse, just Felacia. Thanks. Oh god, you
Speaker 8: say that?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 8: So this is I mean it really gets you thinking,
Speaker 8: doesn't it?
Speaker 2: Because I feel like certain generations probably more open to
Speaker 2: it than others.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: For example, gen Z twenty twenty three Ashley Madison survey
Speaker 2: found that fifty nine percent of jed zs want an
Speaker 2: open or polyamorous relationship really, and sixty five percent think
Speaker 2: those setups lead to four romantic lives, while nearly half
Speaker 2: say a single partner doesn't cut it in bed.
Speaker 8: More is better apparently, Okay.
Speaker 2: Gen Z's always online ethos and endless access to new
Speaker 2: people and pornography has helped them embrace non monogamy, or
Speaker 2: at least talk about it openly.
Speaker 7: So the gen ZEDs are a bunch of dirty bits,
Speaker 7: is that it?
Speaker 3: I think?
Speaker 6: So?
Speaker 8: Or are we lame?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: I mean? Are we the losers for not wanting more
Speaker 2: people in the bedroom even though you're in a committed relationship?
Speaker 6: Us old losers who you know, get married and stuff
Speaker 6: and just have one person for the rest of our lives.
Speaker 7: Yeah, God, that sounds.
Speaker 8: Grim when you put it like that. Maybe it does
Speaker 8: sound a little bit grimp.
Speaker 7: We are lame.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm the monster because I don't want to
Speaker 2: see my wife's some random diuck.
Speaker 6: We had a little holiday staycation on the weekend Marion
Speaker 6: Holiday Parks. And isn't that the most magnificent facility right
Speaker 6: banks in the middle of Marion.
Speaker 8: Oh my gosh, who saw that coming?
Speaker 7: No one oasis seen anywhere in the world.
Speaker 6: There's a big bouncing pillow, there's pools, there's ten pin bowling,
Speaker 6: and it was like absolute nirvana for our kids.
Speaker 7: So we were there on the Friday night.
Speaker 6: Lotty was over at our little cabin and I said, Lotty,
Speaker 6: do you want to have a sleepover at our house?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 8: That was dangerous.
Speaker 2: So originally I was like, no, Lotti go to sleep
Speaker 2: with main Henry and then Jody goes, which was such
Speaker 2: a foolish move.
Speaker 8: I almost had a Jodi goes not as she can
Speaker 8: sleep here if she wants. And it was done. It
Speaker 8: was done. She was locked in, she was zoned in.
Speaker 6: I didn't realize once I planted that seed with Lotti
Speaker 6: there was no going back. I can't do that no anyway,
Speaker 6: So Lotti has a sleepover. There's bunk beds, right, and
Speaker 6: so all the kids pile into one room and off
Speaker 6: they go to sleep. Let's fast forward to the next morning, right,
Speaker 6: and I roll over and I put my arm over
Speaker 6: my child and I was like, oh, okay, one of
Speaker 6: the kids has come in to sleep with me. That's
Speaker 6: not Greg da da da. And then so I started
Speaker 6: stroking her hair and I was like, that feels different
Speaker 6: from my child's hair.
Speaker 7: And then I open my eyes and that's lottyse.
Speaker 6: And not only had lot he made her way into
Speaker 6: my bed because she was scared, but she also kicked
Speaker 6: my husband into the bunk bed.
Speaker 7: Welcome so he couldn't sleep with me.
Speaker 8: Welcome to laugh about sassy daughter.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, does she dictate your whole household?
Speaker 8: Absolutely? She dies, she still sleeps with us. She keeps
Speaker 8: people out, she kicks it.
Speaker 2: Sometimes we don't use the doner because it's inconvenient for Lotty.
Speaker 2: She's breaking into other people's cabins and kicking people out
Speaker 2: of their beds.
Speaker 6: And then I wandered into the kids room and there
Speaker 6: is my poor husband, all shivered up and shivering in
Speaker 6: a fall on a single bunk bed, absolutely squished to
Speaker 6: the Jesus, and he just looks at me and he
Speaker 6: opens his eyes and he's like lotty lotty.
Speaker 2: She cruises out as well. Breakfast, breakfast, breastpass I want
Speaker 2: it now, I want it now. Oh my very goodness,
Speaker 2: the weather's about to turn on its face.
Speaker 7: It's about to turn on itself.
Speaker 6: And is there anyone else more qualified in this town
Speaker 6: to talk about the weather than other than the beautiful
Speaker 6: Tiff Horn from ten years I mean, I.
Speaker 9: Hate to say there probably is, yeah, but at this time,
Speaker 9: i'm your gal.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I've got you, and I know at the moment
Speaker 6: you're feeling in for Cape free men and you're reading
Speaker 6: the news.
Speaker 7: Indeed, however, mind you, in your former life as a weather.
Speaker 6: Girl, you're so qualified to tell us what.
Speaker 9: Passion piece, honestly it is.
Speaker 11: And the best part is because I'm on the news
Speaker 11: deest tonight, I can tell you all how horrible, horrible
Speaker 11: it's going to be.
Speaker 9: But I'll be indoors tonight, I might the poor weather
Speaker 9: presenters out there, so Spara thought.
Speaker 11: Yeah, because we've got a dirty, great cold front sweeping
Speaker 11: through everyone, and with it we're expecting rain, but mostly
Speaker 11: damaging winds. That's the real concern with this little, this
Speaker 11: little weather event. At the minute, we're getting rain, we're
Speaker 11: gonna get storm. But it's those gusts up to nine
Speaker 11: at some point, those punchy little gusts get Yeah, they
Speaker 11: will get you up, and I've always said it, and
Speaker 11: that will also bring the tides up.
Speaker 9: So don't be swimming. Don't be swimming.
Speaker 7: Don't be swimming at the moment.
Speaker 12: Anyway.
Speaker 7: With the sharks situation, the Alga bloom.
Speaker 9: I don't imagine that.
Speaker 8: Don't bring the sharks close to us.
Speaker 9: The shark is actually very thought for them.
Speaker 11: What's always they'll be saying as they're getting a tossed around,
Speaker 11: They've got a lot going on.
Speaker 7: Sharks sounded like that all this.
Speaker 8: They're very boisterous. So when can we expect that these
Speaker 8: gale force wins to hit us?
Speaker 11: Well, we were expecting the storm to sort of hit
Speaker 11: anywhere from about six am the worst of it with
Speaker 11: the strongest winds mainly between eight and twelve today, So
Speaker 11: we've still got a few more hours come before the storm,
Speaker 11: if you will.
Speaker 7: So we've been in here for hours and hours. What's
Speaker 7: it like out there? Is it a little bit wery?
Speaker 1: Woo?
Speaker 13: Woo?
Speaker 11: Is the is the professional term when you is what
Speaker 11: the Bureau would call it when you woo woo, very dark,
Speaker 11: very ominous.
Speaker 9: Rain hasn't quite come through yet in the Adelaide area.
Speaker 11: We are expecting up to twenty twenty five meals in
Speaker 11: the Adelaide area and about thirty meals up in the hills.
Speaker 9: If we do get more than ten meals.
Speaker 11: This will be the Weddnesday we've had since November seventeen
Speaker 11: last year.
Speaker 9: Who wow, that's a bit fun.
Speaker 3: It's explois.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can have that, yes, right one from ten years. First,
Speaker 2: you're going to stick around because the sealed section is
Speaker 2: just around the corner. We're doing around about fifteen minutes time.
Speaker 2: I am all right and saying it involves something controversial
Speaker 2: with weddings. Who told you that shouts got my spies
Speaker 2: with ears to the ground?
Speaker 14: Is that right?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay, spicy stuff us job job, that is a
Speaker 2: good job.
Speaker 10: Joy and hazies.
Speaker 8: Monday morning joke. Yes, the best way to take the
Speaker 8: work week. But a humor one joke each. Let's see
Speaker 8: how we go. Okay, it's been hit missed across the journey,
Speaker 8: but we're doing our best.
Speaker 7: You said, yours is short, sharp and shining.
Speaker 8: Super short, sharp and chining. It's more like something I
Speaker 8: did on the weekend.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I actually went to the first porner Hoolock's
Speaker 2: anonymous meeting last night, Jode's.
Speaker 8: Can you believe it? Get me honest with you. I
Speaker 8: ended up leaving. I couldn't stand its. Seriously, it's full
Speaker 8: of blankets. Do you get it?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, because I don't get it. Mollly, you want
Speaker 8: to go next?
Speaker 14: What you got?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 10: At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman.
Speaker 10: She's sitting by herself at the next table. Suddenly she
Speaker 10: sneezes and a glass eye comes flying out of her
Speaker 10: eye socket and it hurls at the man.
Speaker 3: He grabs it.
Speaker 10: He passes it back to her. She says, oh my god,
Speaker 10: this is so embarrassing. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 9: Let me make it up to you.
Speaker 10: I'm going to buy your dinner, and she sits down
Speaker 10: next to him.
Speaker 9: They start chatting.
Speaker 10: He's thinking to himself, oh my god, she's the most
Speaker 10: beautiful woman in the world.
Speaker 9: We have all this in common.
Speaker 10: They pass numbers back and forth.
Speaker 9: She says, do you do this all the time.
Speaker 10: I've never met a woman like you, and she says, no,
Speaker 10: you just happened to catch my eye.
Speaker 8: Literally, yeah, caught the eyeball.
Speaker 12: Got it?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 7: What about?
Speaker 6: There was a bloke he was just sitting quietly reading
Speaker 6: his paper on a Sunday morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when
Speaker 6: his wife snuck up behind him and whack smacked him
Speaker 6: on the back of the head with a huge frying pans.
Speaker 7: He asked, what was that for?
Speaker 6: And she said, what was that piece of paper in
Speaker 6: your pants pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it?
Speaker 6: He says, oh, honey, remember two weeks ago when I
Speaker 6: went to the horse races. Mary Lou was the name
Speaker 6: of one of the horses that I bet on. Okay,
Speaker 6: came out and then she was like, okay, she was appeased.
Speaker 6: Off she goes to do some housework and that was that.
Speaker 6: Three days later, he's once again sitting in his chair,
Speaker 6: minding his own business, and up she comes behind me
Speaker 6: and goes, what frying pan to the back of the
Speaker 6: head again, and.
Speaker 7: He goes, what's that for this time? And she answered,
Speaker 7: your horse just called.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, that's crazy. I found a horse that
Speaker 2: could talk.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's not incredible. Sealed section with tiff one from
Speaker 7: Jem yu's first.
Speaker 14: There she is.
Speaker 2: It's not updating us on the weather. It's bringing really,
Speaker 2: really outrageous situations.
Speaker 8: To the table.
Speaker 9: This one's whacked Donald's.
Speaker 8: Everyone, okay, okay, here we go, we go.
Speaker 3: It's a big one.
Speaker 9: I've got my letter up there.
Speaker 8: It is there, it is.
Speaker 9: I just I just unfurl the Are you ready? Today's
Speaker 9: question everyone is why did you call off the wedding?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, Once you be in a situation where you have
Speaker 2: to call off a wedding, it's supposed to be the
Speaker 2: best day of your life. It should be.
Speaker 9: But I'll tell you for why this happened to someone
Speaker 9: I know. Don't ask me how I know. It's very salacious.
Speaker 3: That's not your business.
Speaker 7: What did I just say, Andrew?
Speaker 11: They called off the wedding at the eleventh hour, And
Speaker 11: I'll tell you for why. The bride was having an
Speaker 11: affair with the groomsman, and she was pregnant of his child.
Speaker 9: We are, and so the groom went, you know what.
Speaker 1: Not for me.
Speaker 8: You know what I mean thinking about this, I mean
Speaker 8: sitting on it, I slept on it.
Speaker 14: Not for me.
Speaker 6: So she was about to walk down the aisle in
Speaker 6: a virginal white dress, well with the groomsman's baby goodness, goodness, gracious,
Speaker 6: and make some vows to God.
Speaker 11: No, nonetheless, yeah, the big man, the great man. Yeah,
Speaker 11: we've all lied to God on occasion. I speak for yourself.
Speaker 11: This has happened regularly. So this is what happened here.
Speaker 2: Well, one like to go out, but also having an affair,
Speaker 2: such a salacious affair like this an outrageous story.
Speaker 8: I feel like you couldn't script that this stuff happens.
Speaker 9: It happens.
Speaker 6: Shocking, but it happens, and so hang on, I have questions.
Speaker 6: Go on, So did he did he the groomsman find
Speaker 6: out that she room with the group? Yeah, knew, he
Speaker 6: was well aware, he knew what he was doing. But
Speaker 6: did the groom find out before the winning and he
Speaker 6: called a correct?
Speaker 8: That's what went down. I'd love to see the confident
Speaker 8: between the groom and the groom's been.
Speaker 5: Icy.
Speaker 7: I don't think we're not going to find anyone who's
Speaker 7: called a wedding off, are we?
Speaker 2: We might surely heads up as well, best call this
Speaker 2: morning one hundred dollars family cook voucher.
Speaker 8: Do you think there's situations like this out there? I?
Speaker 8: Do you think?
Speaker 7: Yeah, she's not great, but yeah, like real cold feet situations.
Speaker 11: It could be a cold feet situation, it could be
Speaker 11: a cheating situation. It could be or maybe you went
Speaker 11: through with it and then went, oh.
Speaker 2: That was wrong, was an error that was Yeah, maybe
Speaker 2: there was nothing untowards You just got there and you're like,
Speaker 2: it's not for me.
Speaker 8: I can't do this.
Speaker 2: I can't do it, see straight to way. I think
Speaker 2: about the money that's been spent to put the whole
Speaker 2: thing together. Weddings are expensive, so.
Speaker 6: Like you know, to call it off, it's such a
Speaker 6: big pilava, isn't it, Because all your friends and your
Speaker 6: closest people in the world are going to be there.
Speaker 9: Auntie Mary is blown in from Cans.
Speaker 7: She's so proud to by, she's got a new hat.
Speaker 8: Oh gosh, she looks mad. She never gets out, she never.
Speaker 9: Gets out talking about it for years.
Speaker 6: You've paid a deposit for the reception, and you've got
Speaker 6: all your food organized.
Speaker 11: You've got you you bought the booze, you can't return
Speaker 11: it and everything you cannaps.
Speaker 8: Right, those canaps so bloody expensive to.
Speaker 13: All right?
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten. Why did you call off the wedding?
Speaker 2: Could be any reason doesn't have to be super salacious.
Speaker 9: Sealed section with tiff On from gen Yew's first.
Speaker 6: Core Spicy one this morning, rageous little sealed section this morning.
Speaker 6: So you know of a woman who was about to
Speaker 6: get married and it all got called off?
Speaker 11: Why on account of she was having an affair with
Speaker 11: the groomsman and not done and she was pregnant with
Speaker 11: his babies?
Speaker 6: Wow? Good?
Speaker 2: That means it too far physically, yes, yeah, way too far,
Speaker 2: way too far.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 6: So we're taking your calls this morning, thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 6: Why did you call off the wedding at the last minute?
Speaker 6: Let's go to Tracy from Parallel We hate Trace.
Speaker 15: Hi, how you going?
Speaker 6: What was this you? Oh?
Speaker 14: Yes, it was me. I told my father as we
Speaker 14: were driving to the wedding. We sat down the bottom
Speaker 14: of the freeway for twenty five minutes and I was
Speaker 14: in a panic, saying it's the wrong thing to do.
Speaker 10: When he to turn the car.
Speaker 14: Around, I don't want to come through with the wedding,
Speaker 14: and my dad said to me, oh, look, your mom
Speaker 14: said that you would be nervous. It's okay, Everything's all right,
Speaker 14: and I was going, no, no, it's not. And then
Speaker 14: in the end, I thought, oh my goodness, everything's paid for.
Speaker 14: I have to do this, And as he was walking
Speaker 14: me down the aisle, I was like, no, this is
Speaker 14: still the wrong thing. However I did go through with
Speaker 14: the wedding.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 14: Seven years later I separated and divorced my husband and
Speaker 14: now I'm happily married with my partner with two children.
Speaker 14: And twenty years.
Speaker 2: Later, Tray So, I think the exact same thing that
Speaker 2: if you in that situation like I don't want to
Speaker 2: do this Strata, I'd be like, but everything's paid for
Speaker 2: and everyone's waiting, and what are we supposed to do?
Speaker 2: I don't want to.
Speaker 7: It's a lot, isn't it. Go to Kat from Manningham,
Speaker 7: Hey Cat, good morning guys.
Speaker 3: What happened with you? Kath?
Speaker 15: So, we were organizing our weddings for my husband and I.
Speaker 15: I'm Italian and he's three, and our mother in law
Speaker 15: were both kind of like bride dealers were really the details.
Speaker 15: Wants us to have too ceremonies in different churches, and
Speaker 15: my husband and I both said no, this is too much.
Speaker 15: So we booked ourselves tickets and hopped over to Vegas
Speaker 15: and got married by Elbert Away.
Speaker 6: Amazing we would have thought that a Greek mother and
Speaker 6: an Italian mother would be overbearing.
Speaker 8: It's very placid situation.
Speaker 7: That's incredible. Well done. Caitlin from Upper Heritage, Good morning.
Speaker 12: Good morning. Of the roof still on your house?
Speaker 7: Oh yeah tonight?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Is the roof still in your house?
Speaker 12: I'm just.
Speaker 7: Okay what happened with your friend?
Speaker 6: So?
Speaker 12: I have a friend there's sort of that type of personality,
Speaker 12: but that's always interested in everything else and everyone else
Speaker 12: not really you know, focusing on their own lives, doing
Speaker 12: their own things. And they've been planning for this wedding
Speaker 12: for a total of three years and they went ahead
Speaker 12: with it. Everything to everyone else seemed you know, normal,
Speaker 12: normal nerves before the wedding, and turns out this person,
Speaker 12: my friend, she actually never wanted to get married to
Speaker 12: the person. She's just like the feeling and the thought
Speaker 12: of being married and going through you know, the photos
Speaker 12: and the celebrations. She went through with it all, and
Speaker 12: then just before they were to go for with the bows,
Speaker 12: she called it off. This all the excitement, it wasn't
Speaker 12: as good as I thought it was going to be
Speaker 12: this whole time, or really I didn't want to marry
Speaker 12: you I just wanted to get married and let's call
Speaker 12: it off.
Speaker 9: Said that at the aisle. She said it in front
Speaker 9: of their family and friends.
Speaker 12: Caitlin, Yep, everyone said I have to I have to
Speaker 12: tell everyone. There's no point keeping it a secret anymore.
Speaker 12: I wasn't really interested in what you all think you're
Speaker 12: here for today. But turns out this wasn't as exciting
Speaker 12: as I thought it was going to be. I'm not
Speaker 12: going to fix anything.
Speaker 8: Wow, he do?
Speaker 9: He would have been straight to the barrow.
Speaker 12: Imagine yeah, in tears straight away.
Speaker 7: You would humiliating.
Speaker 13: Wow.
Speaker 2: Okay, well that is outrageous tear form from ten years. First,
Speaker 2: thank you not just for the sealed section, but also
Speaker 2: updating us and what the weather's going to do today.
Speaker 9: It's so very welcome.
Speaker 6: You might get you to stick around for just one
Speaker 6: more quick weather or Okay, big.
Speaker 2: Question, Joe's which I've been putting to you all morning,
Speaker 2: is am, I'm married to an octopus and you're like,
Speaker 2: what the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 8: Well, I've noticed some trends.
Speaker 2: Studies from Australia reveal that female octopuses often throw shells
Speaker 2: and silted males that are annoying them oh does that
Speaker 2: make sense? Yes, we're so much more like the octopi
Speaker 2: than we think, using their siphons to launch debris. The
Speaker 2: behavior appears to be deliberate and targeted, not random or accidental.
Speaker 2: Researchers film multiple instances where females hit males attempting to mate,
Speaker 2: with some males even ducking or dodging in anticipation. These
Speaker 2: throws are more forceful and aimed differently than those used
Speaker 2: for den clearing, supporting the idea of intentional targeting. So
Speaker 2: while it's pretty re on the animal kingdom, this kind
Speaker 2: of intra species object throwing has been seen in a
Speaker 2: few species. Also, like chimpanzees, octopuses may also throw objects
Speaker 2: to vent frustration, especially after tense social encounters.
Speaker 8: Am I married to an octopus? That's the question?
Speaker 7: Just peg stuff?
Speaker 6: That?
Speaker 8: Ye, pretty much? And I duck and wee in anticipation
Speaker 8: due to social tense encounters.
Speaker 6: All right, So let me get this straight. So an
Speaker 6: octopus is just on the bottom of the ocean. Four
Speaker 6: and if another male octopus is annoying you just picked
Speaker 6: something up.
Speaker 2: I'm just going here, he goes. So you're allowed to
Speaker 2: get away up in the ocean, not on the dry land.
Speaker 2: You can throw silt shells and all sorts of things
Speaker 2: at annoying male octopa.
Speaker 9: That's so fun.
Speaker 6: And also that's a lot of objects because they've got
Speaker 6: so many tentacle state that they're just like.
Speaker 8: Two or three at a time, very very handy.
Speaker 2: I also know when I've really really pissed off my
Speaker 2: octopus wife when she squirts ink at me. All right, Friday,
Speaker 2: we spoke about your criminal past and it was confronting,
Speaker 2: to say the least. Who would have thought that in
Speaker 2: little old Tasmania, Jodi would get up to such heinous
Speaker 2: Christ what about this you stealing rubbers?
Speaker 8: Let's recap.
Speaker 6: I used to have a rubber collection. Let me rephrase that.
Speaker 6: I used to have an eraser correction when I was younger,
Speaker 6: having Hobart and I just stole some from the news
Speaker 6: agent and my mum found them and said where did
Speaker 6: you get these?
Speaker 7: And she made me take them back?
Speaker 3: Fits.
Speaker 8: No, she was jealous. She was jealous of a collection. Gosh,
Speaker 8: no one's going to notice the erasers that are gone,
Speaker 8: you know, or care.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten tell us about your pity kid crime.
Speaker 2: So that was with our chat for Fitzy for Fitzy Friday.
Speaker 2: He was disgusted.
Speaker 7: I don't think of that.
Speaker 8: He was shocked and dismayed.
Speaker 6: He was some of the stuff that he told us
Speaker 6: that he used to get up to off air growing
Speaker 6: up at Port or longer South, the.
Speaker 8: Youngster in the South. After mischief, I won't have it.
Speaker 6: He was appalled at his own behavior. Don't worry about that.
Speaker 6: Thirteen twenty four ten. Let's do this your petty kid crime,
Speaker 6: shall we?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Why does it stick with you as well? Like that's
Speaker 2: a coore memory? Is it sort of half traumatic? Do
Speaker 2: you know you're about to get in big trouble? Thirteen
Speaker 2: twenty four ten. Best call this morning was called themselves
Speaker 2: one hundred dollar family called Voucher. I remember when it
Speaker 2: was the Beckham's serve a station and we're just knock
Speaker 2: too far away from school, and I remember stealing a
Speaker 2: packet of gum, taking the whole gum, putting it in
Speaker 2: my mouth, and you're just walking out the front.
Speaker 8: And when I was about fifty.
Speaker 2: Meters away, my mum going Andrew come here, and I
Speaker 2: was like, I'm done, I'm going to jail. I'm going
Speaker 2: to spend the rest of my life in jail, speaking
Speaker 2: the gum out, running back, got away with them.
Speaker 8: Did you never spoke of it? Ever? Again? Several times?
Speaker 8: As well? I steal footy cards.
Speaker 7: So wait, did de Dedre Hayes know that you stole
Speaker 7: the gum? She didn't, She didn't find out.
Speaker 8: I don't think she knew.
Speaker 2: But I'd also steal footy cards a lot from where
Speaker 2: from She's from?
Speaker 8: Where?
Speaker 13: Where?
Speaker 8: Didn't I steal footy cards? Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Any general store around our area that had footy cards.
Speaker 2: Felt myself to it with the goal of getting a
Speaker 2: Gary Ablett seen your card?
Speaker 6: Okay, well, can you just explain to the kiddies that
Speaker 6: that is not appropriate behavior?
Speaker 7: It was, It was super inappropriate, not now, not then,
Speaker 7: not ever. We don't steal kids, No.
Speaker 2: It's not a generation thing, even back then, even today,
Speaker 2: stealing still very much fround upon.
Speaker 6: Yes, exactly right. But having said that, let's take your
Speaker 6: call your petty grimes as a child, what did you
Speaker 6: get up to? Petty childhood crimes? Mikayla from Prospect, good.
Speaker 7: Morning, good morning? Are you both what did you get
Speaker 7: up to? Their light fingers?
Speaker 13: Oh god, I accidentally, unknowingly stole a pass sticker that
Speaker 13: was from a surf shop for one of the Billabong ones. Yes,
Speaker 13: and I didn't realize that we're just sitting on the counter,
Speaker 13: so I thought that they were, you know, just stickers
Speaker 13: that you could take after being at the register. Yep,
Speaker 13: and no, turned out when I got home had a
Speaker 13: big price sticker.
Speaker 8: On the back of it.
Speaker 7: How much we're talking to Mikayla, I.
Speaker 13: Think around fifteen dollars expensive for a sticker stick They
Speaker 13: were cool stickers, stickers.
Speaker 8: They it was really cool.
Speaker 7: Thanks Mikayla.
Speaker 6: Talia from Royal Parkello Taliahi, Gorge, how do you.
Speaker 15: Can Canning eleven?
Speaker 8: He asked me to tell you don't sound like a
Speaker 8: hardened criminal.
Speaker 4: But what happened?
Speaker 8: What did you steal?
Speaker 15: I stole a blue tap when I was seventh from col.
Speaker 2: Oh No.
Speaker 7: And then what happened?
Speaker 10: A mom said that I have to.
Speaker 12: Go and take it back. Well, then she's going to
Speaker 12: call the police.
Speaker 8: Was that really scary?
Speaker 3: So you took it back?
Speaker 7: And what did the ladies say or the man say
Speaker 7: when you gave it back?
Speaker 14: She said, that's all right, and then my mom was like, no,
Speaker 14: it's not, thank you, Tyler.
Speaker 8: I almost single handedly took down Cole. How would that recover?
Speaker 7: Ex actually right? Should we have one more? Simon from
Speaker 7: Paradisical Morning? Simon?
Speaker 16: Hi, Jadi, how are you doing?
Speaker 7: Okay? Who's the fifth?
Speaker 16: So, my lad? Similar to the cooler Head. Last week,
Speaker 16: I got a text message from a parent easing about
Speaker 16: I think he was a reception or year one at
Speaker 16: the time, and she said, do you recognize this ring?
Speaker 16: And I've gone, oh my god, yeah, so I've run upstairs,
Speaker 16: had to look in the ring, the ring thing, the ringholder,
Speaker 16: and he he's exchanged his mum's engagement ring for a
Speaker 16: Pokemon card. This ring sat in this kid's his mate
Speaker 16: school bag loose all day. He pulls it out at
Speaker 16: night and yeah, his mum, who knows me quite well,
Speaker 16: sent me a text and said, oh my god, that
Speaker 16: is amazing.
Speaker 7: Changed it for a Pokemon card.
Speaker 3: Yeah, horrifying.
Speaker 16: And the ring had a value of a few thousand dollars.
Speaker 16: And We're like, oh, yeah, you can't do that, you
Speaker 16: cannot do that.
Speaker 7: She just love that. Your kid's like, oh well that's
Speaker 7: a good exchange. From my point of view.
Speaker 8: Yeah, to catch them all sometimes it takes a really
Speaker 8: really fancy ring.
Speaker 7: So we're going to give you a one hundred dollars
Speaker 7: Family Cook foucher. Oh thanks so much, No worries, mate, thanks.
Speaker 3: For the call.
Speaker 2: Good stuff all right. Who's got time to cook for
Speaker 2: the family when you're rushing around with the kids? Sport
Speaker 2: the family coooke does visit the familycook dot com dot au.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, there's a lessoner that you can't leave
Speaker 2: your rings.
Speaker 7: Out, no, guys. I love that he didn't know what
Speaker 7: a jewelry box was.
Speaker 8: Got ring holder